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JAKUBISKO FILM
presents
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a chilling city comedy
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Oh man...
- Stop it.
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- Hello?
- Hi! I'm on my way.
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I got stuck in a traffic jam. In a cab...
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- No foreplay, no afterplay...
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- A normal baptism with a normal
priest, in a normal church.
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And I want that grating!
Thanks!
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- What baptism?
You got a kid?
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- Jesus...
- Adam!
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Adam, you got hitched already?
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- Are you crazy?
The wedding's in the fall.
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- Oh.
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- We're launching a CD.
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- You're destroying yourself.
Diabetes is really dangerous.
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I want you to cool it for once.
- What do you mean?
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- Well, you don't even have
a flat!
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Sure you won't think about it?
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- This is for you.
- My IQ is 167, I've got a good job,
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I've always got it ready for you,
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an orgasm like a blown volcano!
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- Look, we fuck. Nothing else.
Got that?
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- Got it. You get laid
and I sleep alone.
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Will you invite me, Mr. Groom?
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- Your boss, the one you love,
is also married!
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- He's not!
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And if I want, he'll never marry
that blonde Slovak girl.
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- And how will you do that?
Turn her into an elephant?
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- I might if I need to.
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Your wife can wash them next!
- Thanks.
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- He came to me and
we made love all night.
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In the morning I woke up alone
and I've never seen him since.
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Then six months later I heard
he was dead.
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He had a malignant tumor
in his rectum...
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He didn't want me to be there
when he was dying...
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- Poor soul!
He didn't want her to see him dying...
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How romantic!
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Who knows what a soldier,
dying without a weapon, thinks...
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What an idiot! :
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Starring
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Producer
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Story By
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Screenplay
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Script Editor
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Edited By
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Music
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Art Director
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Sound
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Director Of Photography
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Directed By
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Adam!
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- You have a hard on again.
Don't you want it?
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- No, I am lazy.
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Anyway, I told you that today's
the last time.
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From now on I'll only fuck my wife.
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- So no then?
- No, wait...
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OK. You can give me head...
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- You're so naughty, teddy bear.
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What are you doing?
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That was him again. My boss.
- Oh yes, important information!
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Give me two invittations.
I'll go with him.
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- Could we talk about this later?
- OK.
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Ouch! Don't use your teeth!
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- You're too sensitive.
- Can't you do it
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like any other woman
with your lips and tongue?
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- Did I tell you I found a cat?
Yes, a thousand times.
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Wait...
- Where are you going?
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- Here kitty, kitty, kitty...
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- You can't just... in the middle,
girl! Are you stupid or what?
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- You should take a chill pill too!
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I left her in the bathroom.
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What should I call her?
- This little cretin?
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You can fuck off too!
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You're a real bastard.
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...It's as dumb as you.
You'll get along fine.
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- Adam! The invitations!
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- What good are they to you?
- Last wish...
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Maybe I'll get hitched before you,
you rock star...
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You are lucky.
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The last two, baby.
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Michal!
Hey man, Michal?
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- What's up with all this?
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- Can't you see?
We're auditioning a singer...
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A singer?
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- Well OK- a dancer.
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- Do we need a dancer, man?
No.
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- So get rid of her!...
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- Wait!
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Who is she?
- Don't know. One of your fans.
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- Oh? Send her up then...
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He's well known.
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- Why are you telling me Sabrina?
You are with Zikmund every day.
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- I'm just an assistant, the boss will
take you more seriously.
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And he might also think that I'm
involved with him
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if I push him like that.
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- And you aren't?
- Of course I am.
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- I'm sorry.
You're really something!
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- Sabrina!
- Yes?
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- When you take that medication
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regularly you should have a check up
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from time to time
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- I know.
I'm really sorry.
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I promise I'll come.
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Thanks so much.
But you won't help me with my boss?
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- Yes, I will. We eat
at the Green Dragon every Saturday.
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- You're a fantastic woman, Viola!
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I really don't know
what I'd do without you.
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He's half Czech and half Italian.
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He's crazy,
but you'd never be bored with him.
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- I'm not bored.
- I know...
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- My Zikmund is wonderful.
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- I believe he is.
Thank you very much.
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- Goodbye!
- Goodbye.
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- I'm sorry, I forgot.
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- Thanks.
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You don't know shit, girl.
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No cock belongs to you
even if you think he's wonderful.
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Have you ever really been in love?
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- Of course.
It was really something.
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- And how long were you together?
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- About a year. Here.
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Once we were doing it all night.
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She was wild.
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I thought she wanted to have
a baby with me.
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But at the dawn she got up and left.
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- Was there any reason?
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- No.
But a week later she texted me.
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Said she loved me madly,
but she had to leave me.
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She had a rectal tumour
and didn't want me
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to be there when she was dying.
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- She was so selfish.
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She shouldn't have written
so you wouldn't know.
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- She didn't want me to suffer...
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We can't grasp the thought
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processes of one
who's dying.
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It's a totally different state of mind.
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Damn!
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Just when...
Wait!
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Come on, Jarousek! I'm in a rush!
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- That's our soundman.
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Catch!
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- Thanks, soundman!
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Go!...
- Bye!
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- Bye!
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Did you like it at all?
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- Yeah.
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Do you know what today is?
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No idea.
- Our anniversary...
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Here's your anniversary present.
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Should I open it now or
wait until after my shower?
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- Whatever you want.
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- Okay then.
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What could it be?
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A surprise.
But no!
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Oh, I'm so happy!
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How did you know I wanted this one?...
Oh, pictures!
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- We're soul mates.
- Jesus. Really?
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Oh, what a pity.
Thanks!
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I've never done it
with anybody before.
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- I know.
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- And now I'm gonna be stoned.
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- We will both be.
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If you're high, it's -
it's like, empathetic...
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Do you like me at least a bit?
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- Course I do.
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Look, I can't even do it
if I'm not in love.
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- And how will you make
love to me?
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- The usual way.
- What's "the usual way"?
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- First the foreplay and then coitus.
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Oh God... Don't say,, coitus".
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Describe it for me.
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Look, first you get undressed.
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- You won't undress me?
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I don't know
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where all your buttons
and clips and all that are.
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I won't find them, I'll get depressed
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and I won't get it up.
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And then I'll turn you around,
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I pull you closer
so you feel...
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...my erection on your crotch.
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- Don't say,, crotch".
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Why not?
- Don't know. It's weird!
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Which anniversary this time?
First date, first kiss, or what?
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You really don't know?
That's pretty sad, sweetheart...
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- Jesus Christ! I can't take this any more!
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Can't you just tell me
what event it is?
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- Today is exactly 13 weeks
since our wedding.
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- In a week it'll be 14!
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Are you gonna bug me about it for
the rest of my life? Get out of here.
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- But it's good that we keep
remembering it!
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Dear God, what are you punishing me for?
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- And what is our little honeybunch
doing here?
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- Our little honeybunch is taking
a shit here! Close the door and get out!
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God! At least one room
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where I can get away from you!
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You'll like it!
- And then what?
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Then I'll caress your back and fanny...
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- But this is my stomach!
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- Then I'll lower myself down
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and gently bite your nipples...
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- Maybe harder...
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- Then I'll lick your navel...
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- Careful! It's pierced!
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I thought you'd love me like this
for a year, maybe two
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and then it'd be nothing special.
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- But you keep worshipping me!
- But you are my goddess!
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- Jesus Christ!
You should see a shrink!
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You're totally hooked on me!
I can't take it.
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I need to live a normal life,
sort out normal things,
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and not obsess about
what anniversary it is!
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Give it to me!
- But you don't have to obsess.
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I'll do it for both of us.
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- What are you talking about?
You get offended when I don't know!
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Why don't you go out with your
buddies sometime?
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For a beer, to a pub,
watch a football game...
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Or even a whore hose!
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To a whore house,
honeybunch?
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At least you'd learn something!
Even sex with you sucks!
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So you didn't like it...
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What am I doing wrong?
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You're too nice to me.
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- But that's why you married me.
I love you.
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- Couldn't you love me
a bit less then?
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Why don't you talk
dirty to me?
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- You wouldn't like that,
sweetheart...
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- How do you know what I like?
Have you ever asked?
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Why don't you ever shout at me,
,, You bitch"?
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Well, I'll try if you want.
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Could you at least get the damn phone?
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- Sabrina.
- Hi.
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Hi, angel face, you're doing
that launch on Wednesday, right?
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- Sure.
- Yes?
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I'm doing the sound. Wait...
Where are you going?
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Look at me!
Where do you think I'm going?
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I might have a job for you.
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Could you stop by today?
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Today I'm ready to go to
a whore house...
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Bye.
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Hello? Jarousek!
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Shit!
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And then what?
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- I'll put my head in your lap
and I'll caress you all over your body.
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Then when I feel you opening to me,
I'll lay you down...
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- How long will you caress me all over?
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- A long time...
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You beast!
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Oh shit, the cops!
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Get down fuckers!
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- Kiss my crotch!
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- Kiss my erection!...
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Run!
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- I'm totally high on you!
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- Me too!
Get on!
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- Go, go!
- Come on!
255
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,837
And when you are lying down,
I'll slide into you.
256
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,796
Nice and gently, so I feel
the pressure of your hymen...
257
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:46,195
- Don't say,, pressure"...
And will you keep kissing me?
258
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,432
- Of course I will.
- How passionately?
259
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,954
- Very... the most.
Like that...
260
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:55,591
- Who?
- Brad Pitt.
261
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,635
- OK...
Keep going!
262
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,474
- That's everything.
Then I'll just fuck you.
263
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,516
- Don't say,, fuck..."!
264
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,113
- Hold on!
265
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,756
- And you won't, you know, inside me?
266
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,836
- No. Don't worry.
I'm careful.
267
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,913
Hey, but what's your name?
- Kristyna.
268
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,839
- Open it!
269
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,515
- I can't!
- The guitar! Hurry!...
270
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,720
Go home, Kristyna!
271
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,316
- See you, Adam!...
272
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,110
You're hot today, Angelina!
273
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,077
We'll never get it done at this rate.
274
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,393
Thanks!...
275
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,397
You Italian!
Who taught you?
276
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,879
- You know, old school!...
277
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,597
That'll be Asako!
She's definitely writing
278
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,716
that she's desparate
and asking why I'm not at home.
279
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:27,469
She wants me to drink tea
with her and sit on my ass at home.
280
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,312
- Why not write and say you're
taking my picture?
281
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,799
- Because she'd think
I was fucking you!
282
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,554
She is dependent on me and hates
my work.
283
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:43,031
Thanks.
That's tough luck, hippie!
284
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,318
- Not really.
We have our agreement.
285
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,833
I don't worry about what she does
and where she is.
286
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,357
- Because you know she's home waiting
for you.
287
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,716
If only my old man wasn't always
home...
288
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,712
- But she doesn't know anybody here...
289
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,474
OK. Trumpet to the right
and spread your legs!
290
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:10,756
Bravo...
Bravo... Bravo.
291
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,919
- Like this?
292
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,952
During sexual excitement the amount
of blood flowing to these areas
293
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:41,955
rises significantly and at the same time
its outflow is prevented.
294
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:47,358
As the penis grows erect,
the foreskin is pulled back,
295
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:51,712
so the head can be stimulated
leading to orgasm...
296
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,275
Post coitum.
297
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:07,232
After ejaculation, excitement drops
and the penis returns
298
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:10,153
to its flaccid state.
299
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,711
- Women like rougher men, don't they?
300
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,838
- Don't worry about it.
301
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,956
The main thing is that you like it,
darling.
302
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,039
- It's ironic.
303
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,716
I'm gentle so I must go to
a whore house.
304
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,512
- You can buy anything here.
305
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,399
- Even love?
306
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,711
- You get the illusion of love for
a limited time and price.
307
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,671
- Is that a Chinese symbol?
308
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,638
- No, it's the symbol of medicine.
309
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,879
- Is your man a doctor?
310
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,918
- No, I'm going to be a doctor.
I'm only here part-time.
311
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,473
Anyway, I've an exam tomorrow.
312
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,718
- I feel so good with you!
313
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,755
- That's why I'm here.
- May I?
314
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,513
- Yes. You still have 10 minutes left.
Make the most of it.
315
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,471
I've fallen in love with you...
- That's not why I'm here.
316
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,956
Just what I expected.
317
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,668
Look what she's written!
318
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:05,875
- What?
- She's afraid of gremlins.
319
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:06,836
- Of what?
320
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,593
- Gremlins.
She sometimes sees gremlins under the bed.
321
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,235
- Yeah. I see your geisha knows
what she's doing.
322
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,950
- With gremlins?
- No, with you!
323
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:17,914
Now you've got to be thinking
about her
324
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,718
and whether you should go home!
325
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:24,311
- It's just one of her games. If I go
now, she'll pretend to be asleep.
326
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,871
And I'll sit there like a dolt.
327
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:30,191
- That's what she wants.
That's what my old man does too.
328
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:31,839
So come on then!
329
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:37,431
When we married, she loved my freedom
and my job.
330
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,714
It's all fucked up again...
She's not answering...
331
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,353
What did you write to her?
332
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,871
- Good news. That I'll come
as soon as I'm finished here.
333
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,155
- I know that one.
You can't win...
334
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,353
Hello!
335
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,960
Kleo! You are still here? I love you!
336
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,869
- Come with me.
We'll run away together.
337
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:10,753
We'll be happy together.
338
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,310
- Away from people, from the rest
of the world!
339
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,799
I still believe in true love!
340
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,753
- Stop bugging me! Go home!
341
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:20,839
Listen!
342
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,196
Love is
343
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,952
what we need to live!
344
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,234
- Get rid of him!
- I want to marry you!
345
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,709
- Closing time, wacko!
- But I haven't finished.
346
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,031
I love her!
I'm going to marry her...
347
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,350
- Sure, and I'll be your bridesmaid.
348
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,113
So many loving couples everywhere.
349
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,156
But is there really so much love?
350
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,033
Schopenhauer may be right when he says
love is just an illusion.
351
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,916
Just nature preserving the line.
352
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,713
- Get going now.
Shall I call you a cab?
353
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:56,830
- No, I came by car.
- Bye!
354
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,360
Christ! I'll never get you finished!
355
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,876
This can't be true! Listen:
I'm sorry, love.
356
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,996
I'm so looking forward to seeing you.
I'll wait up for you.
357
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,799
Hey! Can you let me down now?
358
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,115
- Just get ready, Asako!
359
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,714
This is my first ever victory!
360
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,071
- What are you doing?
- Just one more thing and I can
361
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,993
taste the fruits of victory...
362
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,755
- What are you doing?
Where are you going?
363
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,673
Let me down!
364
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,159
- Don't forget to close the door!
365
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,471
- Fuck you!
Don't leave! Come back!
366
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,991
Jesus Christ! You...
You Italian bastard!
367
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,557
Hear me? Come back!
Jesus Christ! What a day!
368
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,994
Lousy hippie!
Let me down!
369
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,352
Whoa!
Man...
370
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,590
- Jesus...
What are you doing?
371
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,955
What are you looking at,
twit?
372
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,199
- My name is Kristyna...
373
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:17,712
- Next time no Walkman!
374
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,072
- Twit.
- Kristyna, man!...
375
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,553
Bye!
376
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,393
Fuck! Wax!
377
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,158
Stupid candle! I was almost there.
378
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:09,233
You work me hard! I'll be
worn out by the time I get home...
379
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,591
- Do we always have to look at
your wife while doing it?
380
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,032
- It's a moral thing.
381
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,713
When they are here with me, I know
what's really important.
382
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:24,192
- And what is important?
- La familia, amica...
383
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,710
Yeah, the family, of course.
384
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,756
Hey, let's go, or we'll miss it!
385
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,034
This meeting is important for me too...
386
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,313
- I stink like an old whore.
What did you spray on yourself?
387
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,793
- Armani from you, love.
Don't you like it?
388
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,913
- Well yes, but you don't have
to bathe in it!
389
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:58,835
A good cover sells. It's especially
true with classical music.
390
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,992
And good photos make good covers.
But good photographers are few.
391
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,389
It needs more romance,
something sweeter.
392
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:16,558
And violins!
I hear a saxophone.
393
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,198
- That will not be a problem.
394
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,276
I have beautiful models.
395
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,150
So here's to excellent photographs!
I'll take you!
396
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:35,711
- To cooperation and beautiful women!
397
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,031
- I'm glad that Sabrina introduced us.
398
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,192
- Do you know the band The Grate?
399
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,513
- Are they on our label?
400
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,711
- No.
- Then they suck!
401
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,598
I've already heard them...
- And did you like them?
402
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,919
- Not bad.
403
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,718
- Good that you don't work for us.
404
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,914
- I've got tickets to the launch party
of their new album.
405
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,914
Would you like to go together
with Viola?
406
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,360
- Look!
- I don't have the time.
407
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,393
So maybe the two of us
could go together?
408
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,712
Could I, darling?
409
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,510
- Why do you ask me, Viola?
If you want to go, go!
410
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,278
Am I your boss or something?
411
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,676
When is it?
- Wednesday.
412
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,755
- So enjoy yourselves, girls!...
The Grate...
413
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,436
Enjoy it...
414
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,752
Jesus! Wednesday!
I completely forgot!
415
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,308
Wednesday is my mom's birthday!
416
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:45,438
That's too bad... Well,
you could take her, what do you say?
417
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,432
You're a real bitch!
418
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:55,158
So, on Wednesday.
But don't screw her, you beast...
419
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,032
A very interesting idea...
420
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:04,117
- Get back to Asako before the gremlins
get her, okay?...
421
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,798
Drop me off at my place?
- Nope.
422
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,957
The dice are thrown.
Get it moving, Italian!
423
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,836
Thank you.
424
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,553
I baptize you
425
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:38,231
in the name of the Father,
the Son and the Holy Spirit.
426
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,755
- Unlike this,
Woodstock rocked!
427
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,273
- You were there?
428
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:03,955
- Oh yeah...
429
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,959
- Young man!
Young man!
430
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,312
Could you turn down the sound?
431
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,839
- What?
- Turn it down!
432
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:16,118
The church is not
structurally sound!
433
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,995
- Yeah...
- So the belfry doesn't fall!
434
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:24,119
Let's get out of here,
so we can talk.
435
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,435
- You have great features!
436
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,313
- What did you say?
437
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,229
I can't hear you! I'm too high...
438
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,109
- High?
439
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,311
I don't know why I fell for you...
440
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:49,109
It's those blue eyes of mine...
441
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,636
I've never cheated on him before...
442
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,357
It's always been my curse.
443
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:01,274
I look at a woman and then I can't
prove I don't want to fuck her.
444
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,959
You've got a child...
445
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,995
If Lennon hadn't been shot,
he would have been his godfather...
446
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,476
My Asako is Yoko Ono's niece.
447
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,917
It's always the same with my man.
448
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,154
So why are you still with him?
449
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,468
- Who should I be with?
450
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,918
- Hey, I hate it when
women put down their man.
451
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,716
When I think of Asako doing it
too it kind of pisses me off...
452
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,355
So what's really wrong with him?
What upsets you so much?
453
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,837
- Well during sex he doesn't give
any sign that he's near orgasm...
454
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:45,316
I hold back and then he just comes
unexpectedly...
455
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,397
Hey, amica, somebody's there,
pointing something at us...
456
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,079
Get down!
457
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,593
What do you actually do?
458
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,869
- Why?
- That someone wants to kill you!
459
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,188
- Why me?
What if they want to kill you?
460
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,473
- Me?
461
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,992
But I'm a nurse,
I've never hurt anybody.
462
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,158
- Shut up!
463
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,118
But then again...
464
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,633
- What,, then again"?
465
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,117
- I'm sure they were
antibiotics.
466
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,113
- They're going for you...
467
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,869
It's pretty irresponsible to lure
a married man into a car
468
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,032
when there's a psycho after you!
469
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,912
- Don't get hysterical!
Think of something!
470
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,956
- And what should I think of?
471
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,277
- Can't you see I'm stressed out?
472
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,719
One stupid orgasm...
Maybe my last!
473
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,754
It wasn't even worth that much!
474
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,348
- And you think I had a good time?
475
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,795
- Let's not discuss this now!
476
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,875
- We have to get out of here.
477
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,553
- Any ideas?
478
00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:58,316
- Carefully open your door and get out.
I'll follow. OK?
479
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,994
- But how do I open it
480
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,513
without him noticing?
481
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,070
- Get out!
Slide...
482
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:18,429
You can go now!
I can't, I have a family!
483
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:22,679
- I'm not going to get killed
over a stupid orgasm.
484
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,916
Fuck!
485
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:33,879
Got it, Jarousek?
- Yup.
486
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,473
- You look terrible.
- Things aren't so good at home.
487
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,438
- She smothering you, huh?
Thanks.
488
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,799
Not for free!
- Come up to my office then.
489
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:46,390
- What's wrong with just wanting
normal things?
490
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,949
Like a house, kids, a wife...
491
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,832
- And a dog...
- Why not?
492
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,873
- Jarousek. You're too sensitive.
493
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,232
- She's not happy with me!
494
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,993
- Don't be a fool.
I've known her for ten years.
495
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,911
She's never lasted as long with
anyone else as with you.
496
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,793
So lesson one, alright?
And then we're even...
497
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,911
Couldn't we start with a gentler word?
498
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,077
- No.,, You, bitch!"...
499
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,077
- You bitch.
- Did you hear yourself?
500
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:39,438
- It's not how I was brought up.
It's not me.
501
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:43,439
- It is you, Jarousek.
You've got it in you.
502
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,033
- It's not my word.
503
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,350
- So adopt it!
- But how?
504
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,632
- Let's start by whispering.
You bitch.
505
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,113
You bitch...
- Louder.
506
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,918
You bitch.
507
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,199
You bitch.
- Louder!
508
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,990
- You bitch! You bitch!
- Louder!
509
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,229
- You bitch!
- Louder!
510
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:07,911
- You bitch!
511
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,275
- Shout!
- You bitch!...
512
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,150
You like it?
- Yes, I do...
513
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,629
- You bitch!
- Come here.
514
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,115
Bitch!
- Come to me...
515
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,033
- You bitch! You bitch!
Are you my bitch?
516
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,953
- Yes, I'm your real bitch!
- You're my bitch of bitches!
517
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:22,671
- Come here...
518
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,035
- I'm coming! You bitch!
- Come to me, come!
519
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,115
- You bitch!
- Come to me!
520
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,555
- Yeah, you don't deserve anything else,
521
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,513
you bitch!
I'll give it to you, you bitch...
522
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,556
- Yes... Stick it in!
523
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,870
More, louder!
I'm your bitch!
524
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,039
Do it to me!
...You cow! You cow!
525
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,760
You cow...
- What do you think you're doing?
526
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,958
Are you crazy?...
527
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,912
Get off!...
You!
528
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,713
- What happened?
- Don't call me,, cow"!
529
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,232
Nobody calls me,, cow"!
530
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,836
- Bitch doesn't bother you but cow does?
531
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:03,033
- There's a big difference.
Bitch is hot, cow is stupid!
532
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:05,356
- Oh... I apologize. Sorry...
533
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,959
- Pack up and get out!
534
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,119
Get out!
535
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,198
What's that you keep playing?
536
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:49,798
- The sixties...
The sixties...
537
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,157
Before your time, kid.
538
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,872
It was a time that will
never come back...
539
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,997
We were not only young,
but absolutely free...
540
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,634
Flower children, love children...
541
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,240
Christ's years, Easy Rider,
542
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:13,069
Jimmy Hendrix, Joplin,
Olympic, Lennon and me...
543
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,759
That was groovy!...
544
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,830
Where do you get the strength?
- Good then?
545
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,953
- The best.
546
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,558
Like you were recharged.
547
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,393
Did you take some Viagra?
548
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,958
- You know I didn't.
549
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:29,038
I never knew sex could be so fantastic
even after so many years!
550
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:30,913
Am I right baby?
551
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:35,119
That's not true, Viola.
It's always the same.
552
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,718
I love you my little tiger.
553
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,396
- Don't pretend.
554
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,559
- Let's do it again!
555
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,393
- Not now. I've had a weird day today.
What happened?
556
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,158
- Nothing special, Viola.
557
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,434
I got a video.
Would you like to watch it?
558
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,709
- What's on it?
- Sex.
559
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,671
- Porno?
- Yup.
560
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,716
Not now.
561
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,956
After making love like that
I don't want to watch
562
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,749
some strangers doing some
loveless fucking...
563
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,830
- Maybe it's not totally loveless...
- Not now, please.
564
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,352
- Let's have a look, and if you don't
like it, I'll turn it off.
565
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,433
OK, darling?
566
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:49,153
Who did you get it from?
567
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,192
- I don't know.
568
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,559
Now's the best part.
The guy comes...
569
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,273
So you liked it?
570
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,955
As you see,
it's pretty good quality.
571
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:34,349
The facial expressions.
Hardcore.
572
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,197
- I'm sorry.
- What?
573
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,273
I couldn't hear.
574
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,759
- I'm sorry.
575
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:48,748
- When you speak to me... Viola,
look me in the eyes!
576
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,797
- Forgive me, love.
- Don't put the word,, love"
577
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,359
in your dirty mouth!
578
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,316
If I could only take it back...
579
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,551
- You can rewind it and watch it again!
580
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,516
- I'm so sorry!
581
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,150
- Me too, little girl.
582
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,150
I wouldn't want to cause you such pain.
583
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:19,877
My girl having it off with some
shithead! In a car!
584
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,157
How many times have you done this?
585
00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:25,437
- Only once! I swear!
- Don't swear. Nobody cares!
586
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,318
- I know I made a mistake...
587
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,597
- What mistake?
You just got laid, right?!
588
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,717
I was drunk...
- Shut up! Drunk?
589
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,598
That's bullshit!
Disgusting!
590
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:43,070
I tell myself it happens.
Doesn't mean anything.
591
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,914
There's always been cheating.
It's a normal human weakness
592
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,757
and I must be generous...
But I can't.
593
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,957
- It hurts me so much!
594
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:56,271
- But it should hurt you, you whore!
I'm innocent in this!
595
00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:59,915
Lt'll never be good again!
596
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,875
- I will try!
I love you!
597
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:10,878
I can't imagine us apart.
598
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,190
Just because of a silly
lapse!
599
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,154
- People murder because of
such unimportant lapses!
600
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,956
It will never happen again!
601
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,193
- Give it to me.
602
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,753
Take off your clothes.
603
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,834
- Forgive me, please.
- Take it off!
604
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,590
- Please, love!
- Don't call me that, you slut!
605
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:44,719
Take it off!
606
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,957
I still see it.
607
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:03,159
How you were sitting on him,
how you pulled out his dick...
608
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,674
...how you kissed him...
he touched your breasts,
609
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,239
sucked on them,
pressed them...
610
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,231
...how he held your ass.
I still see it,
611
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,117
- how he stuck it in your pussy!
612
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,237
That's only for me!
Or at least it was.
613
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:17,878
- Stop...
614
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,597
- Did you enjoy it with him?
- No!
615
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,591
- Why are you lying again?
- I'm not lying!
616
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,955
- You are lying!
617
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,672
I'm only yours.
618
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:33,595
- Oh yeah, until you get drunk
again somewhere.
619
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,352
- Forgive me, please!
620
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,350
I'll do anything you want.
621
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,313
- Anything?
622
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,994
I swear, I swear.
Anything.
623
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,318
- So get dressed.
624
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,276
- So enough for today, girl.
625
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,353
- Bacchus isn't your real name, is it?
626
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:25,355
- No, my artistic name.
I'm a Daltonist you see.
627
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,749
- I see!
A Daltonist.
628
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:29,918
- Do you know what Daltonism is?
629
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:33,118
- Um, an artistic school,
a lifestyle thing.
630
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,915
- Daltonists can't distinguish between
green and red...
631
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,349
- Can I stay here overnight?
I'm tired.
632
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,476
- Of course.
I won't leave you the keys.
633
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,995
But when you leave in the morning,
make sure the door is locked.
634
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,713
Here are the films.
635
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,275
When they're developed, wait for a call
and then go to the address
636
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:55,839
on the envelope.
637
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,550
So are you with somebody, Kristyna?
638
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,636
Any boyfriend?
Well, I had a one...
639
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,876
- Did you sleep with him?
640
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:15,357
- I wanted to,
but on the day I opted to
641
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,352
make love with him, he left.
642
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,712
- Was he nuts? Why?
643
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:29,710
- I didn't ask.
He wrote later saying he loved me.
644
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:34,239
That he had to leave me
because he had a rectal tumor
645
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,311
and didn't want me
to watch him dying.
646
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:40,150
He loved me, understand?
He loved me like crazy!
647
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,677
We can't understand the thoughts
of a person who's dying!
648
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,152
It's a totally different state of mind.
649
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:51,191
Two people who belong to each other
but can't be together.
650
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,719
Suddenly you realize it's the end,
651
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,155
and you'll never experience love
again...
652
00:47:57,240 --> 00:48:01,392
- Who knows what's in store for us?
Time is running out.
653
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,550
Perhaps we should enjoy it more.
654
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:11,959
Will you be gentle with me?
655
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,433
Of course I will...
656
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,436
It hurts!
657
00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:25,551
- Damn!
658
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,749
- What are you doing?
- I'm sliding as if I were skating!
659
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,028
These satin sheets suck!
660
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,510
- Don't say,, suck"!
661
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,238
- Well they suck hard!
662
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,274
- Don't say,, hard"!
663
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,358
Shall we try again?
- Yes.
664
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,873
OK, let's go...
665
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,234
Come, amica, come...
Come...
666
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:15,000
Please, Zikmund, don't destroy it.
Remember how you love me.
667
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:23,911
I know it will be hard,
but I will try.
668
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,678
We'll get over this and
be happy for the rest of our lives...
669
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,670
We mustn't throw it away.
It was a gift that we found each other.
670
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,354
It's strange,
but I was really turned on.
671
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:46,711
Like I had to fight for you -
a matter of life or death...
672
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,152
You know how many people
are looking for love, but we have it.
673
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:54,715
We have to take care of it,
look after it.
674
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,872
Believe me, love...
Sorry.
675
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:02,272
I won't say that if
you don't like it.
676
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,639
I know you love me.
677
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:10,550
I'm totally exhausted...
- Just relax, love...
678
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,596
- Don't call me that, you slut!
679
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,271
Married?
680
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,638
- No way!...
681
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,879
Doctor?
682
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,113
- I will be.
683
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:48,711
I'll give you three times the rate if
684
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,356
you'll go with me -
685
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,679
for a drink.
686
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,560
I thought I'd be with her all my life.
687
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,039
It's so weird!
688
00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:12,669
When I think that she had someone else's
meat inside her.
689
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,235
- It's only a body. It means nothing.
690
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,318
Do you know how many I've dissected?
691
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,432
Why would any widow
692
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,956
envy me for looking
at her husband's insides?
693
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:28,313
You don't die of it.
694
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,870
Just clean it and everything's OK again.
- She betrayed me!
695
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,560
- And you've never betrayed her?
- That's different.
696
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:36,194
- In what way?
- I'm a man.
697
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:42,355
No emotions. Just sex.
698
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,237
- That's what you say!
699
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,151
- Miss! One Sex on the Beach!
700
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:47,878
- Yes, all the time.
701
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,831
- And you wouldn't want sex on the beach
with me?
702
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,436
- You'd need to be twice the size!
Here's a small beer.
703
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:56,913
- It would change your whole life too.
704
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,195
- I won't let anyone change mine.
705
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,556
And your man knows and tolerates what
you do?
706
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,670
- He doesn't know. There are no
signs on me. I don't do spanking...
707
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,759
- Spanking?
708
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,356
- Spank. I don't want any physical
signs of my work on me.
709
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,113
- Would you do
something for me?
710
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:25,629
I need you to take this video to
one Japanese woman. Today.
711
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,360
- No problem.
- A present, you see?
712
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,351
- There are things I even do for free.
713
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:56,639
Another whisky?
714
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:04,350
I'd like something stronger.
Spanking.
715
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:13,150
Go back to that Slovak
shithole you came from!
716
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,919
That's for the whore!
717
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,554
Damn! Who's coming here now?
718
00:53:56,360 --> 00:54:00,911
It's morning already?
Oh, this is bad. I overslept...
719
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:07,278
Get dressed. What if it's Asako...
720
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,398
Yes, yes! I'm coming!
721
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,552
Good morning.
- Morning!
722
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:20,556
- I've got a little delivery for you.
723
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,793
Could you sign this for me?
724
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:31,077
- ,, You can come for all your
things when I am not at home,
725
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:36,112
meaning tomorrow between 12 and 4."
726
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,555
Is she crazy or what?...
727
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,237
I just don't understand Asako!
- Who is Asako?
728
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,071
- My wife!
She's packed my bags!
729
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:51,192
Marriage means nothing to her!
- You're married?
730
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:56,229
- Of course I'm married!
La famiglia is everything to me!
731
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,598
- So why do you fuck
a virgin here?
732
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:01,478
- Don't get hysterical.
733
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:07,117
That bitch Viola!
She wants to ruin my marriage!
734
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:09,550
I'll kill her!
Damn! I'll kill her!
735
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:12,393
- What a world!
Nothing works!
736
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,755
- It's you who doesn't work!
737
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,950
You're such a bastard!
738
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,759
Asako?
739
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,992
Don't be hysterical!
I can explain everything.
740
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,559
I fell asleep here and overslept.
741
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,437
- You fucking married man!
- You think I was fucking someone here?
742
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:41,149
But I was here by myself.
And I love you, Asako!
743
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,989
Don't speak to me in Japanese!
You know I don't understand it!
744
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,640
Please! Think about our family!
- Shithead!
745
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:52,913
Could you sign here please?
746
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:55,590
- Shithead!
747
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,394
And you calm down too, amica!
748
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,710
- Don't say,, amica"!
749
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:06,756
Could you sign here, please?
750
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:20,476
What are you doing here?
Why aren't you at the hospital, Viola?
751
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,715
- You have a visitor?
- Of course I have a visitor.
752
00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:29,153
- I see.
753
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:32,598
- What?
Got a problem with that?...
754
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:38,476
- Will you have a drink?
Why don't you go and watch a video?...
755
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,149
You're a real dickhead!...
756
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,158
Fuck him!
757
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:15,712
What a ride...
758
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:26,998
Oh man...
Good?
759
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,991
Great!...
760
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:36,796
I'm glad.
761
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:48,872
Do you do this often?
762
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:52,996
- What?
Pick up a guy
763
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,071
at the bar and do it with him
in the toilets.
764
00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:59,517
I don't want to discuss it...
765
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,038
I'm interested.
766
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:08,833
Not me.
767
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:11,909
You regret it?
768
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,638
- Like I said, it was perfect.
769
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,437
- So don't be so scared about it.
770
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,270
- So how often?
771
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:27,116
- The first time.
772
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:33,952
You liked me so much?
773
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,832
- Have you seen the others?
774
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:40,759
- So you did.
775
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:46,832
We could do it again sometime.
- Why?
776
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:49,512
- Because it was good.
777
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:52,839
- Exactly.
778
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,352
No repeat performance.
779
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,672
- You've got someone, haven't you?
780
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,437
- Yes, I do.
- Of course.
781
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:06,599
- And you?
782
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:14,594
Yeah, me too.
I'm pretty much in love.
783
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,230
Yes, love?
- Did you do it?
784
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:30,837
- Yes, just like you wanted.
From behind.
785
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:32,719
- And how was it?
786
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:36,117
- Not like with you.
- Don't lie, bitch. How was it?
787
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:38,399
- Good.
788
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:40,033
- Did you come?
789
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:41,599
- No...
But I faked it.
790
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,639
- How was his dick?
791
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:47,993
- Good. Really good.
- Did you go down on him?
792
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:51,192
- There wasn't time.
- You were too lazy!
793
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:55,597
And he's still there?
- Yeah.
794
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:57,599
- Put him on!
795
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,756
- Yes...
- Hello!
796
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:04,198
- So?
Have you fucked Viola?
797
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:06,955
- And who are you?
- Her man.
798
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:09,273
Did you fuck her?
799
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:15,673
- Well, a little, yeah...
- A little?
800
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:17,318
I'm not asking whether you
fucked her a little!
801
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,231
I'm asking how many times and how long!
802
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,430
- Well yeah, I fucked her.
Hard! Enough?
803
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,358
- How long's your dick?
804
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:26,837
- Hey, fuck you, pervert!
805
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,036
- You're the pervert!
You fuck my girl in the toilet,
806
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,395
so I've the right to know how long
your dick is!
807
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,156
- Long.
Very long.
808
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:36,719
- She must have enjoyed it.
809
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,950
- That's how it looked.
- Good morning, Sir!
810
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:43,074
- I hear she didn't even
suck you...
811
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,037
- No, I just stuck it in fast.
812
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:48,713
- Real hard, yeah?
- Yeah. Real hard.
813
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,552
- That's how my bitch likes it.
814
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:53,196
- I guess so.
- Put her on!
815
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:58,950
- Yes, darling...
- I want you both to do it
816
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,395
again...
but don't hang up.
817
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:04,358
I want to hear, understand?
- Okay.
818
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:07,638
- And this time really suck him off...
819
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,438
- OK love. If you want.
820
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:14,753
- Not how I want, how you want Viola!
Get it?
821
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:18,468
- Okay...
822
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,153
He wants me to suck you off...
823
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:23,358
- No way.
- Please...
824
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:25,558
I'll catch hell at home...
- But I can't now, and not like that!
825
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:27,198
I won't get it up!
826
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:30,955
- Please...
- So what's happening?
827
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,158
We're getting ready, love...
828
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:39,196
Shit!
829
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:42,433
Move it! This phone bill's
gonna be sky high!
830
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:44,953
- We're getting started.
831
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:48,920
I've just unzipped his pants,
now I'm pulling it out...
832
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:51,072
- Is he hard?
- It's huge!
833
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,155
- Put it in your mouth!
834
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,828
- Yes, I'm putting it in...
835
01:02:57,920 --> 01:02:59,876
Quick! I want to hear it.
836
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:11,079
Wow, yeah...
837
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:15,713
Oh yeah! Lick me good,
all the way! Yeah!
838
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:21,717
Come on!
Lick me! Yeah...
839
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,677
- What a whore!
840
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:25,990
- You don't deserve anything other than
getting fucked by all the men
841
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:27,957
in the world!
842
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:35,157
So say it, how you're doing him!
- She can't. Her mouth's full, idiot!
843
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:40,715
- So you describe it! Or no,
844
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:42,988
just continue.
845
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:48,833
Fuck!
846
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:03,232
What are you doing here?
847
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:08,193
Don't cry.
848
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:12,273
Come on. Let's have a drink...
849
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:23,879
Sit down, rock star.
850
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,679
Give her a shot.
851
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:44,193
You going back to him?
852
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:50,313
No. You were right.
He's a dickhead!
853
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:56,268
I'd like a steady relationship,
you know?
854
01:05:56,880 --> 01:06:00,316
Like maybe even a few months...
855
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:06,032
- But I don't want to force you.
- Like real love?
856
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:10,116
- Not that. I'm not that naive.
857
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:14,436
- Why naive?
Love is pretty important.
858
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:17,519
- I guess so.
859
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:22,594
Maybe I could move in with you...
860
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:28,355
- Wait, wait, wait,
slow down baby.
861
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:32,591
- We could just see each other
again then...
862
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:38,190
- Of course.
Why not?
863
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:43,396
But don't get attached
to me, baby.
864
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:49,198
- Don't worry. I won't...
865
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,032
I love you, Zikmund.
866
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,479
What are you doing here?
867
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,156
- What are you doing here, little one?
868
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:26,794
- I live here.
- Really?
869
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,230
- Well, I slept here.
- I see!
870
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:35,516
Listen. I don't want to hurt you.
871
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:37,795
- I understand that he enjoys sleeping
872
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:39,871
with a young lady like you,
873
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:44,033
but you surely know
that a person can't have everything.
874
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:48,597
We are having a baby.
- What?
875
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:50,153
- I know you're no selfish bitch
876
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:51,753
and you wouldn't want to deprive
a child of its father, right?
877
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:53,273
Right?
878
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:00,038
Zikmund is married?
879
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:13,719
Why didn't you tell me?
- What?
880
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,431
- You are such an asshole!
881
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,992
- Have you gone crazy?
- Get out of here, you shit!
882
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:23,678
- But I live here, baby.
883
01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:31,269
- Fucking married bastard!
- Fuck!!
884
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:37,833
What are you doing here?
885
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:40,395
- I came to pick you up, Sir.
886
01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:42,038
- And I made breakfast
to make you strong
887
01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:44,315
for the tough work ahead.
Good grief! What happened to you?
888
01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:54,515
I live with a nurse but my
secretary tends my wounds.
889
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:56,872
Careful!
- Sorry...
890
01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:59,750
- So why did you break up?
891
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:03,712
You were such a great couple...
892
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:08,833
First she sucked me dry, ruined me
and then she left me!
893
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:11,118
- She couldn't appreciate what she had.
894
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:15,036
- Imagine! She just picked up a stranger
in a bar
895
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:17,955
and did him in the toilets...
Whore!
896
01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:20,270
- It's disgusting!
897
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:24,996
- Fucking married bastard!
898
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:28,754
Married fucking bastards!
899
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:35,156
Fucking married bastards!
900
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:02,831
Hey! Miss Kristyna!
- Hi!
901
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:04,473
- What's wrong?
902
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:07,639
- Nothing.
903
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:10,190
- Don't be sad.
Need a ride?
904
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:13,273
- How did you recognize me?
905
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:14,833
- By your hat.
906
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:18,037
- Oh yeah!
Alright then.
907
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:23,313
Where to, Miss?
To paradise.
908
01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:55,399
- It was the most beautiful
lovemaking I've ever had.
909
01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:59,757
- I've never experienced
anything like it either.
910
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:09,155
Do you believe in love at first sight?
911
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:13,515
- Definitely.
I do now, Kristyna.
912
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,038
- I'm so deeply in love!
913
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:22,070
You're my knight in shining armor...
914
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:25,676
- We'll be together forever, Kristyna...
915
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:31,309
The biological clock that counts down
my time as a free man...
916
01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:35,120
- More like counting down
the number of girls in your bed!
917
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:36,758
How many have you had?
918
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:39,669
- Don't be stupid!
That's all in the past.
919
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:40,916
I'm getting married...
920
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:45,039
...And from now on
I'm only going to have marital sex.
921
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:49,239
- Sure you will.
So what am I doing here then?
922
01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:52,029
- Yeah. What are you doing here?
923
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:55,790
You're a friend, right?
924
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:59,911
- Simsala-bim!
925
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:08,513
There's nothing between us now
and never will be.
926
01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:13,389
No feelings and no future...
927
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:18,680
Most importantly, I don't need
to lie to you.
928
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:24,159
- That's true.
My head hurts from all that lying.
929
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:39,478
That'll be a hit, man!
930
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:45,712
Hey, are you fucking anybody else
apart from your husband?
931
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:49,993
- No.
932
01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:53,873
And you?
933
01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:59,358
- Me neither...
934
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:03,275
- And you wouldn't lie
unless you had to, right?
935
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:09,229
- I hate lies.
936
01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:13,392
- Me too.
937
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:33,036
Good, excelent, bravo!
938
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:37,597
Good, good, OK.
939
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:40,435
A kiss...
940
01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:51,872
Good, good...
Okay.
941
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:55,109
- So Asako kicked you out?
942
01:13:55,440 --> 01:14:00,355
- She needed to own somebody.
But freedom is my oxygen.
943
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:04,551
She'll be better off without me...
944
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,233
- Did you sleep with her?
945
01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:11,357
- Not much, amica.
946
01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:15,679
We had a kind of agreement that we could
fuck whoever we wanted.
947
01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:20,351
But no catching anything,
getting pregnant or falling in love.
948
01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:25,750
And she had to - like me -
949
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:29,678
place the family above everything else.
950
01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:57,910
Every thought I think,
every move I make belongs to you.
951
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:03,799
Where have you been for so long?
- I was looking for you.
952
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:08,550
- You're the only thing
I've been striving for all my life.
953
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:11,758
- You'll keep me?
You won't die on me, will you?
954
01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:14,914
- Of course I won't.
You won't die on me?
955
01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:16,799
- Me neither.
956
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:19,231
Jarousek, my love.
957
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:29,156
Help me...
958
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:37,595
What are you doing, Kleo?...
What's this supposed to be?
959
01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:40,035
What have you put in the water?
- Call an ambulance!
960
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:42,471
- Is it your period?
- I'm pregnant!
961
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:44,118
Call an ambulance!
962
01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:47,069
- Are you giving birth in here?
963
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:50,557
- Blood, you idiot!
Help me for God's sake!
964
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:54,948
- Okay. Wait. I understand.
Damn! What's the number...
965
01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:59,440
- What are you doing?
- I'm calling Asako.
966
01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:03,079
- You idiot! Call an ambulance!
967
01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:08,230
- I... I've forgotten the number.
If it's 150 or 158.
968
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:11,876
The fire department?
Sorry, I'm calling...
969
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:13,518
- Jesus! Give me the phone!
970
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:17,275
- Hercigova St. 10...
971
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:20,074
- Hello!
Hercigova St. 10!
972
01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:22,518
Yes, yes, yes, the large studio...
- My studio.
973
01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:24,750
- Jesus! Don't just gawk. Help me out!
974
01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:27,229
- Okay, good...
975
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:29,233
- I'm in the first trimester
of pregnancy.
976
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:31,675
And I think I'm having a miscarriage!
977
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:37,517
Don't be afraid, doc. It'll be all right.
There are worse things in life.
978
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:46,870
I've never told anybody this...
979
01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:51,714
I had a girl. A beaded headband,
flowers in her hair...
980
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:54,313
A redhead like you...
981
01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:59,075
We were really in love...
the most beautiful lovemaking.
982
01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:03,751
Then one day she tells me it's over.
983
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:06,232
A month later she wrote to me that
984
01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:12,199
she loved me but we had to break up.
985
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:16,154
She had a rectal tumor
986
01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:20,756
and didn't want me to see her dying.
987
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:26,676
You can never understand a person
988
01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:30,198
who's dying!
989
01:17:31,320 --> 01:17:34,357
It's a totally different state
of mind and soul.
990
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:38,159
You have to close everything and
come to terms with it!
991
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:41,471
Because everything you lived for
suddenly loses its importance!
992
01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:46,636
Blue eyes, marijuana,
love and freedom...
993
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:50,952
It's all worth shit!
994
01:17:57,280 --> 01:18:00,955
A week ago I filmed two people
doing it in a car.
995
01:18:05,440 --> 01:18:07,590
I gave the video to a friend.
996
01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:14,950
I shouldn't have done it.
I'm an idiot.
997
01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:21,229
- It's all as it should be, love.
Maybe we wouldn't have met otherwise.
998
01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:25,593
- You must never lie to me.
- Nor you to me.
999
01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:32,159
- Never again!
1000
01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:35,994
- No, Jarousek! Don't leave me here.
- I'll be right back.
1001
01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:39,118
I just have to sort something out,
so I never have to lie to you again.
1002
01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:41,997
- What's that important
when we're together?
1003
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:43,513
- I'm just going to call my wife.
1004
01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:47,756
- Who?
- My wife.
1005
01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:49,717
But don't worry, my love.
I'll sort it right out
1006
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,552
and nothing will ever part us again...
1007
01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:54,039
- You're married?
1008
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:57,078
- Yes, she's just finished
her night shift. This'll be a surprise!
1009
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:01,759
- Fuck!
1010
01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:06,157
Fuck!
1011
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:12,712
Married bastard!
1012
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:30,839
Damn it...
1013
01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:34,473
What are you doing here?
1014
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:38,917
- Good morning, Adam.
1015
01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:40,553
...Yuck...
1016
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,355
You didn't back up yesterday's session?
1017
01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:45,995
- My hard drive may be screwed...
1018
01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:57,235
Hello!
Oh hi, what do you want?
1019
01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:59,231
- I want to tell you
I'm not coming home.
1020
01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:01,633
- And that's why you're calling?
1021
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:03,552
Well, don't make a mess
when you get back.
1022
01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:05,949
I've just finished my night shift.
- I'm never coming home again.
1023
01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:08,110
- What' do you mean?
Are you drunk?
1024
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:09,394
- No...
1025
01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:12,517
Well, actually I am drunk,
but with love, you know.
1026
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,113
- Look, darling,
1027
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:15,792
tell me when you get home,
alright?
1028
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:18,952
- I'm in love, but not with you...
1029
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:22,677
Hello!
Are you there?
1030
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:32,549
Hello! Are you there?
- Yes. I' am.
1031
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:34,836
- I want a divorce.
1032
01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:37,310
- Can't we talk about this some
other time?
1033
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:39,914
- No.
You've never loved me anyway!
1034
01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:43,829
- Do you think it's possible? You even
discuss divorce over the phone...
1035
01:20:44,760 --> 01:20:48,548
- It's not my fault if I'm nice
and you need a brute.
1036
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:51,428
- Don't cheek me!
What about our anniversary?
1037
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,070
- It's our wedding anniversary today,
isn't it?
1038
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:59,074
- Fuck the anniversary!
- You're coming, aren't you?
1039
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:01,750
- No. I'm never coming back.
1040
01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:04,032
And I'll have a princess
and we'll be happy together
1041
01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:06,873
forever!
And we'll have children!
1042
01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:11,432
- You shit!
1043
01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:15,794
You knew from the start
that I can't have children!
1044
01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:18,713
- Drop dead!
1045
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:21,678
- I'll never die!
You drop dead.
1046
01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:28,876
...The guitar case...
Give me the guitar!
1047
01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:34,392
- What's wrong?
- Glyco... glycogen...
1048
01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:40,033
What are you doing, princess?
Lt'll all go up in flames!...
1049
01:21:40,320 --> 01:21:42,117
- Let it burn!
1050
01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:46,512
- Wait, Kristyna!
1051
01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:52,551
Jesus...
- Kristyna!
1052
01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:54,912
Kristyna!
1053
01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:57,593
Where are you?
1054
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:09,235
Kristyna?
Wait...
1055
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:13,473
Do you hear me, Adam?
It's broken!
1056
01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:18,037
- Fuck! Bring me sugar!
1057
01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:20,519
Kristyna!
1058
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:25,839
Have you seen a girl?
- Yes.
1059
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:27,479
And where?
- There, there...!
1060
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:32,314
Cubes or granulated?
- It doesn't matter!!!
1061
01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:34,232
Wait, wait! My love!
- Leave me alone!
1062
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:39,072
What's happened to you,
Kristyna?
1063
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:41,956
Wait, Kristyna!
1064
01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:50,199
Kristyna!
1065
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:54,513
Help!
Kristyna! But you love me!
1066
01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:57,318
You sod!
1067
01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:23,636
Damn!
1068
01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:26,916
Fuck...
1069
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:28,918
That was a close call.
1070
01:23:35,360 --> 01:23:37,635
I better get married or I'm done for.
1071
01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:45,593
Jarousek...
1072
01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:54,359
You bastard!
This is what you deserve!
1073
01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:15,589
Why don't they unplug him?
He could be in this coma for 30 years.
1074
01:24:16,480 --> 01:24:18,232
What kind of life is that?
1075
01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:22,838
Maybe he'll wake up...
1076
01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:27,234
Excuse me, where can I find nurse Viola?
1077
01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:29,391
- That way...
Then take a right...
1078
01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:34,599
What are you doing here?
1079
01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:42,671
Bitch! Who let you in?
- I'll kill you! Bitch!
1080
01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:45,714
Why did you have to choose me?
Bitch!
1081
01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:49,476
Why did you have this video made?!
1082
01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:52,998
I'll kill you! Stop it!
1083
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:54,991
You're crazy!
You...!
1084
01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:57,429
Bitch!
1085
01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:00,194
- I'll kill you!
Kill you!
1086
01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:03,676
Kill you!
I'll kill you, you bitch!
1087
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:06,514
Putana! Fucking putana!
1088
01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:08,033
- Help! Security!
1089
01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:10,632
Come, quickly!
Hold him...
1090
01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:12,756
Get out of here!
Leave her alone!
1091
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:14,673
What are you doing here?
1092
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:18,356
...Call the police!
Call the police!
1093
01:25:18,480 --> 01:25:22,393
You bastard! Tie him up!
He's crazy! Don't let him go!
1094
01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:25,478
You old crazy hippie Italian!
1095
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:39,199
Jarousek...
1096
01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:05,351
Miss! What are you doing here?
You're the one who brought him in?
1097
01:26:07,440 --> 01:26:08,873
- It was already like that...
1098
01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:14,749
- He's dead...
Call the police, nurse!
1099
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:17,275
This time you won't get away!
1100
01:26:33,720 --> 01:26:37,554
Maybe one day I'll fall in love
with you, Sir...
1101
01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:40,236
- We've been working together
for so long
1102
01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:43,198
never dreaming of seeing each
other outside the office.
1103
01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:47,198
At least I have not.
1104
01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:50,713
- Me neither.
1105
01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:33,193
You won't be cheating on me?
1106
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:37,592
- No.
I'm not the type.
1107
01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:40,273
And you?
1108
01:27:40,360 --> 01:27:43,352
- If I'm satisfied
I've no reason to look elsewhere...
1109
01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:49,672
Not even if you're drunk?
1110
01:27:50,560 --> 01:27:54,473
- That's no excuse.
People only do what they want.
1111
01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:56,910
Even if they are drunk,
it is still them.
1112
01:27:58,040 --> 01:28:00,838
- Have you ever really been in love?
- No.
1113
01:28:02,120 --> 01:28:05,351
I always knew it would end and
I'd be alone again.
1114
01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:08,154
They always just helped me chase away
depressions at night.
1115
01:28:08,600 --> 01:28:10,670
- And do you have any chasers
at the moment?
1116
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:15,192
- It won't be a problem
to get rid of them.
1117
01:28:15,720 --> 01:28:16,948
- You don't need to...
1118
01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:20,510
- What do you mean?
You would like me to have a lover?
1119
01:28:21,920 --> 01:28:24,036
- Do what you feel like.
I don't care.
1120
01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:37,793
My deepest condolences.
1121
01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:42,474
- How can you not care?
You want lovers too?
1122
01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:46,599
- No.
I just want you the way you are.
1123
01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:50,879
Even with a lover.
- Sorry, but that's not normal!
1124
01:28:51,240 --> 01:28:54,869
If you want to be with somebody,
you want them to be yours alone...
1125
01:28:56,800 --> 01:29:00,634
- But you are not my property.
- But I want to be your property!
1126
01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:05,948
Yes, friends!
1127
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:11,913
Just like love,
life too has its climaxes.
1128
01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:17,037
Death is really the post coitum of life,
its climax,
1129
01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:19,718
whose meaning resides
1130
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:23,389
in heaven's justice
and secrecy...
1131
01:29:24,920 --> 01:29:26,717
Rest in peace, Jarousek!
1132
01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:31,193
You came from the earth and to the womb
of the earth you return...
1133
01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:36,319
Careful - downwind...
1134
01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:48,150
All of you who loved him,
1135
01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:51,434
now say goodbye to him
in the name of God!
1136
01:29:56,440 --> 01:29:58,908
I'm sorry for calling you
a whore that time!
1137
01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:02,394
The real whore was the one they are
throwing to the wind now...
1138
01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:04,397
But I've forgiven him.
1139
01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:18,879
Thanks.
- Now you.
1140
01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:22,199
...Here you are...
1141
01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:25,838
- So it wouldn't bother you if I fucked
some total stranger here
1142
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:27,990
and you watched me!
- It wouldn't.
1143
01:30:29,360 --> 01:30:32,397
- It would excite you?
- Extremely.
1144
01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:38,597
- Dear God!
- I'd really like you to...
1145
01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:43,115
- And will you love me?
- I will love you...
1146
01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:45,953
- And will you sleep with me too?
1147
01:30:46,440 --> 01:30:48,556
- I'll get all horny and you'll get
a real ride!
1148
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:52,275
I'm already horny just
talking about it.
1149
01:30:56,240 --> 01:30:59,550
- But you won't sleep around!
- No. I'll be faithful to you.
1150
01:31:02,520 --> 01:31:04,078
So you won't mind?
1151
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:07,912
- Why?
At least I'll have a good time.
1152
01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:11,278
- We'll have a good time together!
1153
01:31:14,680 --> 01:31:17,240
- Anyway, it's better
than if you beat me.
1154
01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:24,279
...Deepest condolences.
1155
01:31:46,360 --> 01:31:49,318
And so I finally lied my way through
to the end.
1156
01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:52,678
And like every end,
this one is fucked up too!
1157
01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:14,110
Adam, do you take Klara as your lawfully
wedded wife
1158
01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:17,278
and promise to love her,
1159
01:33:17,480 --> 01:33:19,072
respect her and be faithful to her,
1160
01:33:19,480 --> 01:33:21,596
and never to leave her...
- Sabrina!
1161
01:33:22,160 --> 01:33:24,390
...through good and bad...
1162
01:33:24,480 --> 01:33:26,277
- Sabrina, where are you?
...until death do you part?
1163
01:33:26,360 --> 01:33:29,636
- Hi, love.
Is that you?
1164
01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:32,109
- That rocker Adam is almost hitched and
you're not here!
1165
01:33:32,360 --> 01:33:35,318
- No, sorry! I'll be there
after the ceremony.
1166
01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:38,437
This idiot just couldn't come.
- So you've finished fucking?
1167
01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:40,791
- Of course.
- That's good...
1168
01:33:41,720 --> 01:33:45,190
- We've just finished.
- How was it?
1169
01:33:45,360 --> 01:33:46,793
Well...
1170
01:33:47,480 --> 01:33:50,119
First he ripped my clothes off,
1171
01:33:51,240 --> 01:33:52,753
then licked me all over,
1172
01:33:54,400 --> 01:33:58,951
teased me,
and then we did it.
1173
01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:01,077
- Where?
- Where?
1174
01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:05,276
Well, in the car.
I bounced up and down,
1175
01:34:05,360 --> 01:34:07,510
up and down...
1176
01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:11,476
- Keep talking.
And the orgasm?
1177
01:34:11,680 --> 01:34:15,639
- Suck my dick...
- What?
1178
01:34:16,160 --> 01:34:17,752
- Now you may kiss the bride.
1179
01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:22,753
Those whom God has joined let
no man part.
1180
01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:26,950
Let your love be to the glory of God!
1181
01:34:44,360 --> 01:34:45,793
Hold this!
1182
01:34:48,480 --> 01:34:50,152
For God's sake!
The bell's clapper has fallen!
1183
01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:55,799
- Dear God! A heart has fallen
to us from heaven!
1184
01:34:55,960 --> 01:34:58,918
- We're going to have good luck!
1185
01:34:59,120 --> 01:35:05,468
- Jesus Christ! He's married a whore!
- Pity the whole bell didn't fall!...
1186
01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:29,633
And there it is!
1187
01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:40,317
Luck does not fall from heaven.
1188
01:35:41,320 --> 01:35:45,313
If God wanted the bell's heart to fall,
1189
01:35:46,960 --> 01:35:49,599
then it was a sign!
Yes, a sign.
1190
01:35:50,440 --> 01:35:55,195
The union of marriage has made you one
body and one spirit.
1191
01:35:56,160 --> 01:35:57,479
But it won't protect you...
1192
01:35:57,560 --> 01:35:58,834
...from the trap of sin.
- Is the jukebox broken today or what?
1193
01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:02,754
- We each carry inside a shameful beast.
1194
01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:08,110
And if it awakes,
it makes us soulless slaves
1195
01:36:08,600 --> 01:36:10,079
to earthly pleasures.
1196
01:36:14,920 --> 01:36:17,832
Don't forget that every love is
threatened by sin,
1197
01:36:18,240 --> 01:36:21,038
and he who denies it, denies himself.
1198
01:36:21,760 --> 01:36:24,194
Without virtue there can be no love,
1199
01:36:25,160 --> 01:36:27,469
and without love there is no life.
1200
01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:32,549
I hope to wed you too.
1201
01:36:32,640 --> 01:36:34,596
- As soon as possible.
Am I right, baby?
1202
01:36:35,960 --> 01:36:37,439
And you?
1203
01:36:37,960 --> 01:36:41,475
I'm not the right creature
for married life.
1204
01:36:41,560 --> 01:36:43,516
Let's pump up guitars a little.
1205
01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:51,632
Hi, love.
- That sure took you a while!
1206
01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:55,116
Sorry, Zikmund. I stopped for
a test on the way here.
1207
01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:58,950
I have news for you.
I'm HIV positive.
1208
01:36:59,040 --> 01:37:02,999
- Yeah...
What?
1209
01:37:03,800 --> 01:37:08,749
- Friends! I'm married!
1210
01:37:11,080 --> 01:37:15,392
If you could see yourself!
It was a joke!
1211
01:37:16,840 --> 01:37:18,592
- You cow!
Don't joke about that!
1212
01:37:18,680 --> 01:37:21,592
- And my wife will soon be a doctor!
1213
01:37:22,640 --> 01:37:25,029
And I'll be her first patient!
- Isn't that right, mom?!
1214
01:37:25,120 --> 01:37:26,678
- Can you, for just a minute, darling?
1215
01:37:27,040 --> 01:37:29,952
- Sorry...
What is it?
1216
01:37:30,920 --> 01:37:33,559
- Don't call me,, cow"!
Nobody calls me,, cow"!
1217
01:37:33,640 --> 01:37:35,153
- Wait!
- Or I'll stop fucking you!
1218
01:37:35,240 --> 01:37:39,836
- Friends! Applause for the first
marital medical treatment!
1219
01:37:40,120 --> 01:37:43,669
- Now for our checkup.
Where's your blood-sugar tester?
1220
01:37:46,880 --> 01:37:48,438
Get me my case!
- Here, Mr. Adam.
1221
01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:52,799
- You're the best woman I could have.
1222
01:37:53,960 --> 01:37:56,110
You're a real personality!
1223
01:37:56,240 --> 01:37:58,515
Beautiful personality...
1224
01:37:59,560 --> 01:38:01,471
- I don't want you to die on me...
1225
01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:04,719
- Thanks, darling!
1226
01:38:05,400 --> 01:38:08,312
- You know,
I've already been through it.
1227
01:38:10,560 --> 01:38:12,039
Don't worry.
1228
01:38:12,120 --> 01:38:15,317
I'm old enough now not to make
the same mistake
1229
01:38:15,400 --> 01:38:16,879
I made with Asako.
1230
01:38:17,000 --> 01:38:21,755
I'll be faithful to you, Viola.
- I hope so, or I'll cut off your balls!
1231
01:38:23,760 --> 01:38:25,591
...I thought he had someone else.
1232
01:38:27,280 --> 01:38:29,794
But a month later I got a letter.
1233
01:38:30,320 --> 01:38:33,596
He wrote that he loved me but
that he had to break up with me.
1234
01:38:35,160 --> 01:38:39,631
He had a rectal tumor and
didn't want me to see him dying,
1235
01:38:40,160 --> 01:38:41,639
you see, teddy bear?
1236
01:38:42,240 --> 01:38:43,719
We just can't understand...
- Come on!
1237
01:38:43,840 --> 01:38:45,034
Kleo, come on!
...the thoughts
1238
01:38:45,120 --> 01:38:46,473
of a dying person.
- Here, please!
1239
01:38:46,560 --> 01:38:47,549
- It's a totally different state
of mind!
1240
01:38:48,760 --> 01:38:50,239
Please, be quiet!
- Yes!
1241
01:38:50,360 --> 01:38:52,191
You have to quickly sort everything
out...
1242
01:38:52,280 --> 01:38:54,669
- Will you just be quiet!
..., think things through...
1243
01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:58,879
You wouldn't want me to suffer either,
teddy bear, would you?
1244
01:39:03,440 --> 01:39:06,398
Look, aren't they cute?
1245
01:39:10,840 --> 01:39:12,512
To die for!...
1246
01:39:19,120 --> 01:39:20,997
...Bravo, amici...
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My heart broken in slivers
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01:39:40,240 --> 01:39:45,189
My heart's pulse in shivers
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01:39:47,120 --> 01:39:52,069
My heart's like a crippled horse.
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01:39:54,640 --> 01:39:59,111
My heart broken in slivers
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01:39:59,840 --> 01:40:04,789
My heart's pulse...
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01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:09,710
My heart broken in slivers
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01:40:10,240 --> 01:40:15,075
My heart's pulse in shivers
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01:40:15,280 --> 01:40:20,229
My heart's like a crippled horse.
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01:40:21,080 --> 01:40:24,038
The End
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