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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:55,295 --> 00:01:57,889 225, Right. 2 00:01:58,231 --> 00:02:01,064 225 children are born every minute. 3 00:02:01,201 --> 00:02:02,634 That makes it 4 children every second. 4 00:02:02,702 --> 00:02:04,499 Which means by the time you reach home... 5 00:02:04,571 --> 00:02:07,836 ...there will be 23625 babies born. 6 00:02:09,810 --> 00:02:12,574 According to my science teacher's theory... 7 00:02:12,646 --> 00:02:16,138 98.3% babies out of these can be classified into 3 categories. 8 00:02:16,383 --> 00:02:18,544 1st - Parent's favorites. 9 00:02:18,852 --> 00:02:21,980 They love their parents and listen to everything they say. 10 00:02:22,289 --> 00:02:24,587 Obviously the parents are nothing but happy. 11 00:02:25,459 --> 00:02:26,824 2nd - The Rebels. 12 00:02:26,927 --> 00:02:28,690 Yes, the revolutionaries. 13 00:02:28,795 --> 00:02:30,922 But unlike Bhagat Singh, their enemies are not the British... 14 00:02:30,997 --> 00:02:32,294 ...but their very own parents. 15 00:02:32,399 --> 00:02:34,264 l doesn't matter how much you scream and shout at them... 16 00:02:34,334 --> 00:02:35,323 ...it makes no damn difference 17 00:02:35,936 --> 00:02:38,404 Then the 3rd kind - The smart ass. 18 00:02:38,472 --> 00:02:41,100 They listen to everyone, but do what they feel like doing. 19 00:02:41,241 --> 00:02:44,802 Their parents feel lucky to have such obedient kids. 20 00:02:44,911 --> 00:02:48,904 But obedient are those who wait outside their house post midnight. 21 00:02:50,283 --> 00:02:51,944 Which category am l from? 22 00:02:52,619 --> 00:02:55,179 That's me. The fourth kind. 23 00:02:55,555 --> 00:03:01,152 l wanted to fly but somehow couldn't unclip my wings. 24 00:03:01,495 --> 00:03:02,894 And my mom dad. 25 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:09,995 Did you win a silver medal son? 26 00:03:10,537 --> 00:03:13,973 No, no, no! You've lost a gold. 27 00:03:15,475 --> 00:03:16,806 lt's no big deal baby. 28 00:03:17,143 --> 00:03:19,475 From tomorrow instead of swimming, we'll try golf. 29 00:03:19,546 --> 00:03:22,606 Anyway, chlorine's not too good for your skin. 30 00:03:23,783 --> 00:03:26,616 Dad wanted a gold medal and mom, a perfect face... 31 00:03:26,686 --> 00:03:29,314 and to achieve that they decided everything for me. 32 00:03:29,422 --> 00:03:30,548 Golf. 33 00:03:30,624 --> 00:03:31,750 My sports. 34 00:03:32,225 --> 00:03:33,453 My food. 35 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:34,618 My school. 36 00:03:35,462 --> 00:03:36,622 College. 37 00:03:36,963 --> 00:03:39,727 And before l knew it, l was an architect. 38 00:03:40,066 --> 00:03:42,296 Dad sent me to Vegas for work experience. 39 00:03:42,402 --> 00:03:44,734 The hub of architecture and construction. 40 00:03:44,971 --> 00:03:46,734 This is my office, Marshal & Fox. 41 00:03:46,806 --> 00:03:49,240 The 11th best architectural firm in the world 42 00:03:49,276 --> 00:03:51,938 But my dad wanted to see me in the top two. 43 00:03:52,045 --> 00:03:54,513 His plan was, that after l got 2 years work experience, 44 00:03:54,581 --> 00:03:56,913 l'd join his construction business in lndia. 45 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:59,741 And mom's plan was to get me married off to one of her... 46 00:03:59,819 --> 00:04:01,753 ...socialite friend's socialite daughter. 47 00:04:05,825 --> 00:04:09,056 But maybe life had a different plan in store for me. 48 00:04:40,727 --> 00:04:45,926 That's me, Rahul Kapoor, son of reputed Mr. and Mrs. Kapoor. 49 00:04:46,733 --> 00:04:48,394 And l've just been sacked. 50 00:04:49,669 --> 00:04:52,729 And what bad timing, mom and dad were in Vegas for Christmas 51 00:04:52,806 --> 00:04:54,364 and a business meeting. 52 00:04:54,841 --> 00:04:57,139 And this is the story of the following two weeks, 53 00:04:57,510 --> 00:04:59,307 that turned my life upside down. 54 00:05:11,358 --> 00:05:12,620 What is this Rahul? 55 00:05:12,826 --> 00:05:15,260 l could sketch better than this when l was in school. 56 00:05:15,762 --> 00:05:17,024 l mean this one is.. 57 00:05:18,164 --> 00:05:20,598 l was twenty-five years old 58 00:05:20,967 --> 00:05:22,696 and still found myself tongue tied in front of my father. 59 00:05:22,769 --> 00:05:24,930 This is basics Rahul, basics. 60 00:05:26,006 --> 00:05:27,871 Where did you get this red bow tie from? 61 00:05:28,041 --> 00:05:29,599 Mom said umm.. 62 00:05:29,976 --> 00:05:32,968 The Bulani's called again, let's leave. 63 00:05:33,313 --> 00:05:36,282 Mom said the red bow tie's nice.. 64 00:05:36,383 --> 00:05:39,079 That's why l thought l would.. 65 00:05:39,686 --> 00:05:41,085 Should l change? 66 00:05:41,187 --> 00:05:44,213 Rahul! Move. 67 00:05:46,693 --> 00:05:49,594 Baby, you're hairstyle looks really old fashioned. 68 00:05:50,063 --> 00:05:51,428 Try something new. 69 00:05:51,765 --> 00:05:53,665 Drop in at Vidal Sassoon Salon. 70 00:05:53,867 --> 00:05:55,835 Use a little product, texture. 71 00:05:55,902 --> 00:05:57,028 Give it some zing. 72 00:05:57,137 --> 00:05:59,037 You should listen to your mother, 73 00:05:59,139 --> 00:06:01,107 She's done her MBA in hairstyling. 74 00:06:02,042 --> 00:06:05,170 lf only l had, l could have done something about your hair. 75 00:06:06,046 --> 00:06:09,777 l'm tired of telling you to get a hair transplant like Mr. Sarabhai. 76 00:06:10,183 --> 00:06:11,980 You're already looking like you're fifty years old. 77 00:06:13,153 --> 00:06:14,620 l'm fifty-five. 78 00:06:19,426 --> 00:06:21,257 Every family has a tradition, 79 00:06:21,327 --> 00:06:24,626 and not communicating while travelling in a car was ours. 80 00:06:31,771 --> 00:06:34,001 Remember, behave like a Kapoor. 81 00:06:34,107 --> 00:06:35,574 You must.. lmpress them. 82 00:06:35,675 --> 00:06:37,939 Speak intelligently, talk about Obama's finance policy. 83 00:06:38,044 --> 00:06:39,204 You leave 'the Obama' talks to me 84 00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:41,042 and concentrate on keeping his newly-wed wife entertained. 85 00:06:41,114 --> 00:06:43,241 And, baby .. - Adjust your bow. 86 00:07:08,742 --> 00:07:13,611 Wow! Wow! 87 00:07:25,525 --> 00:07:27,959 So you're climbing the staircase to success huh? 88 00:07:28,428 --> 00:07:29,486 How's work going? 89 00:07:31,397 --> 00:07:32,557 lt's going okay, Sir. 90 00:07:32,665 --> 00:07:34,929 l like. Modest. 91 00:07:35,034 --> 00:07:36,331 You know D.K. 92 00:07:36,703 --> 00:07:38,830 Rahul's career's in your hands now. 93 00:07:38,905 --> 00:07:40,566 Yes, yes. Of course. 94 00:07:42,742 --> 00:07:44,573 Rahul, come here. 95 00:07:53,186 --> 00:07:54,278 Come. 96 00:07:55,455 --> 00:07:57,150 ls it about a girl? 97 00:07:58,792 --> 00:07:59,952 Sorry Sir? 98 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:06,130 Your girlfriend, Jethmalani's daughter, who lives here in Vegas? 99 00:08:06,432 --> 00:08:07,558 Anusha? 100 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:10,534 Ummm - We broke up last year. 101 00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:11,901 And you're still upset about it? 102 00:08:12,305 --> 00:08:13,397 No. 103 00:08:13,573 --> 00:08:15,939 Then what is your problem my boy? 104 00:08:16,042 --> 00:08:17,134 Look at yourself. 105 00:08:17,577 --> 00:08:19,545 You're so stiff. Like this.. 106 00:08:21,381 --> 00:08:22,678 You need to do Yoga, 107 00:08:22,782 --> 00:08:23,908 Kapalbhati 108 00:08:24,751 --> 00:08:26,685 You watch me, hmm - Hold this. 109 00:08:27,187 --> 00:08:28,279 Hold this. 110 00:08:29,956 --> 00:08:31,082 Watch. 111 00:08:40,967 --> 00:08:43,197 See, you're body will become completely free. 112 00:08:43,570 --> 00:08:44,662 Try it. 113 00:08:44,971 --> 00:08:48,134 Come on try it .. try. 114 00:08:58,785 --> 00:09:00,582 Stop, stop, stop. 115 00:09:00,787 --> 00:09:02,414 Yoga can't help you. 116 00:09:03,957 --> 00:09:05,254 You need sex. 117 00:09:05,758 --> 00:09:08,283 Lots and lots and lots of sex. 118 00:09:08,595 --> 00:09:09,653 Take this. 119 00:09:11,064 --> 00:09:14,261 Best escort service in Vegas 120 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,630 Call for home delivery. 121 00:09:17,570 --> 00:09:18,867 What home delivery honey? 122 00:09:18,972 --> 00:09:21,406 Pizza. Baby loves pizza. 123 00:09:22,342 --> 00:09:25,402 lt's a great place, where you get all sorts of toppings. 124 00:09:25,778 --> 00:09:30,374 Russian, ltalian or best of all topless. 125 00:09:32,652 --> 00:09:34,711 lf you're this excited with the card, 126 00:09:35,154 --> 00:09:37,315 imagine how excited you'll be once it's home delivered. 127 00:09:38,224 --> 00:09:40,021 Sir, l'm going to excuse myself to go to the bathroom. 128 00:10:30,209 --> 00:10:32,677 Aah! Not too bad. 129 00:10:33,379 --> 00:10:34,846 Oh! Thank God! 130 00:10:35,815 --> 00:10:37,840 lmagine if you required plastic surgery. 131 00:10:38,785 --> 00:10:40,548 lt's not a chartered flight, we'll be late. 132 00:10:41,654 --> 00:10:44,088 lf a Nobel prize was given for being on time, 133 00:10:44,157 --> 00:10:45,954 Your father would have won a couple of them by now. 134 00:10:52,699 --> 00:10:54,894 lt's high time you get serious now, Rahul. 135 00:10:55,568 --> 00:10:57,399 Start concentrating on your work. 136 00:10:58,604 --> 00:11:02,040 You've been given everything you've ever wanted. Right? 137 00:11:04,410 --> 00:11:09,746 Rahul, l'm still waiting for that gold. 138 00:11:13,119 --> 00:11:15,417 And by the way, Merry Christmas. 139 00:11:15,855 --> 00:11:16,913 Merry Christmas 140 00:11:17,223 --> 00:11:19,054 Of course, l completely forgot. 141 00:11:19,192 --> 00:11:20,853 Merry Christmas, baby. 142 00:11:25,498 --> 00:11:26,556 Get a haircut. 143 00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:25,643 Sam's an A grade idiot, mom. 144 00:13:25,951 --> 00:13:28,715 He's an asshole, a total jerk. 145 00:13:29,488 --> 00:13:30,978 l'm being dramatic? 146 00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:33,658 Mom he cheated on me. 147 00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:38,322 And now like always, he's sending his friends to spy on me. 148 00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:40,725 Just to see how miserable l am. 149 00:13:40,799 --> 00:13:42,164 l'm so over him. 150 00:13:42,434 --> 00:13:44,800 Mom, if l see him or any of his friends anywhere, 151 00:13:45,337 --> 00:13:48,033 l'm telling you, l'm going to kill him. 152 00:13:50,575 --> 00:13:53,043 Mom, l have decided l am going to a psychologist. 153 00:13:53,111 --> 00:13:55,443 No mom. l'm not a drama queen. 154 00:13:55,547 --> 00:13:58,778 l've given seven interviews and haven't got a single call back. 155 00:13:58,884 --> 00:14:00,249 l'm feeling low. 156 00:14:00,352 --> 00:14:01,717 l need to feel normal. 157 00:14:01,786 --> 00:14:04,983 l need help. - And l need fifty cents change ma'am. 158 00:14:05,056 --> 00:14:07,684 No mom, l'm not feeling homesick. 159 00:14:09,594 --> 00:14:11,687 l am not PMSing. 160 00:14:13,031 --> 00:14:14,794 l wish l could talk to dad. 161 00:14:14,866 --> 00:14:16,197 When is he getting back from the ship? 162 00:14:18,637 --> 00:14:20,127 Okay. Great. 163 00:14:20,639 --> 00:14:22,106 So l'll see you on New Year's then. 164 00:14:22,174 --> 00:14:23,869 Love you. 165 00:14:23,975 --> 00:14:25,033 Ya ya. 166 00:14:25,177 --> 00:14:27,441 Cigarettes and maternity jeans... l'll try. 167 00:14:28,813 --> 00:14:31,077 l don't have money to pay my rent and ... 168 00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:33,414 Thanks for the change. 169 00:14:33,919 --> 00:14:36,410 No problem. - Can you spare another five hundred dollars? 170 00:14:37,822 --> 00:14:38,982 Sorry? 171 00:14:40,759 --> 00:14:43,057 l'm kidding. l owe you one. 172 00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:11,812 Are you here to take your change back? 173 00:15:11,957 --> 00:15:13,720 No ... l'm going upstairs. 174 00:15:16,294 --> 00:15:17,454 So you're (crazy action) as well? 175 00:15:18,797 --> 00:15:19,855 Sorry? 176 00:15:20,599 --> 00:15:22,191 Are you visiting the psychologist too? 177 00:15:22,434 --> 00:15:23,526 Nope. 178 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,269 Which floor? - Thirteenth. 179 00:15:31,142 --> 00:15:33,610 This building doesn't have a thirteenth floor. 180 00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:40,984 Eleven ... eleven. 181 00:15:50,262 --> 00:15:51,661 Hi, l have an appointment 182 00:15:53,365 --> 00:15:55,196 Miss Riana Braganza? - Ya. 183 00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:58,201 Dr. Rooshad, door on the left please. 184 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:05,298 Sorry, just wanted to check if you charge by the hour or per session? 185 00:16:05,377 --> 00:16:07,072 lt's 60 dollars per half an hour. 186 00:16:07,479 --> 00:16:08,571 ls he that cute? 187 00:16:20,358 --> 00:16:21,484 How can l help you? 188 00:16:22,594 --> 00:16:24,926 Jobless, broke and on the verge of killing 189 00:16:24,996 --> 00:16:30,764 my two timing ex boyfriend. That's me Riana Braganza. 190 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:36,363 Rahul Kapoor, l got sacked 2 nights ago. 191 00:16:37,075 --> 00:16:39,043 How old are you Rahul? - 25. 192 00:16:39,144 --> 00:16:42,341 26, actually l turn 27 in three days. 193 00:16:42,447 --> 00:16:44,278 Tell me more about yourself. 194 00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:47,749 l feel a bit lonely. 195 00:16:47,886 --> 00:16:49,114 l want to be on my own. 196 00:16:49,688 --> 00:16:54,591 Since l've been 15 l've jumped from one relationship to another. 197 00:16:54,859 --> 00:16:55,917 But as of now.. 198 00:16:56,027 --> 00:16:59,519 l guess l'll just have to wait for.. - you know the right one. 199 00:16:59,631 --> 00:17:04,568 Six! l've dated six so-called Mr. Rights, but somehow sooner 200 00:17:05,036 --> 00:17:06,503 or later they turn into Mr. Wrong. 201 00:17:07,105 --> 00:17:09,130 lt's .. lt's lrritating. 202 00:17:09,207 --> 00:17:10,333 lrritation? 203 00:17:11,509 --> 00:17:14,637 Some time ago, someone spilled soya sauce on my white shirt. 204 00:17:16,081 --> 00:17:22,281 Whenever l think about it, l feel uhh.. - l like things clean. 205 00:17:22,354 --> 00:17:24,481 l just hate it when people 206 00:17:25,056 --> 00:17:29,823 become anal about insignificant things like.. 207 00:17:29,928 --> 00:17:32,328 l can't wear my socks and underwear until they're ironed. 208 00:17:32,397 --> 00:17:33,523 Really? 209 00:17:33,598 --> 00:17:35,429 What about your sex life? 210 00:17:37,736 --> 00:17:39,727 Next question please. 211 00:17:40,271 --> 00:17:42,034 Tell me about your childhood. 212 00:17:42,907 --> 00:17:44,033 lt was normal. 213 00:17:44,609 --> 00:17:47,043 Family gatherings, movies, parties, outings. 214 00:17:47,178 --> 00:17:50,579 l was punished if l didn't brush my teeth 3 times a day. 215 00:17:51,883 --> 00:17:53,009 That's why l have good teeth. 216 00:17:55,553 --> 00:17:57,453 Clearly we have made some progress today. 217 00:17:57,522 --> 00:17:59,820 You need a couple of more sessions. 218 00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:01,490 Why don't you read our book? 219 00:18:02,494 --> 00:18:04,655 Uhhh.. - Thanks. 220 00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:09,122 Actually l'm already feeling really good. Thank You. 221 00:18:09,534 --> 00:18:10,796 Here you go. - Thank you. 222 00:18:10,869 --> 00:18:11,961 You're welcome. 223 00:18:17,409 --> 00:18:21,436 So, l have three minutes left. Do l get a discount? 224 00:18:22,113 --> 00:18:23,978 Have some mint. They're free. 225 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,865 Excuse me? - What's your name? 226 00:18:44,402 --> 00:18:45,892 Rahul. - Show me your driver's license. 227 00:18:46,404 --> 00:18:47,530 Why? 228 00:18:47,739 --> 00:18:49,036 Since when have you been following me? 229 00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:51,233 What? - Sam sent you right? 230 00:18:51,342 --> 00:18:53,367 Who? - That's so cute. 231 00:18:55,013 --> 00:18:57,106 Are you crazy? You can't keep whacking me. 232 00:18:57,182 --> 00:19:00,015 l've just whacked you with a file, if you ever spy on me again... 233 00:19:00,118 --> 00:19:01,278 ...l'll hit you with my shoe. 234 00:19:01,486 --> 00:19:03,010 Listen... you... umm umm bbb. 235 00:19:03,121 --> 00:19:04,816 Bbbb. l'll whack you. 236 00:19:05,557 --> 00:19:06,785 Take this as the last warning. 237 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:09,650 And tell Sam not to even accidentally cross paths with me. 238 00:19:09,761 --> 00:19:11,786 Or l'll beat you both. 239 00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:16,930 Maybe she just needs another session. 240 00:19:18,436 --> 00:19:19,562 Merry Christmas. 241 00:19:19,637 --> 00:19:20,763 Merry Christmas. 242 00:19:33,751 --> 00:19:35,343 One pepperoni pizza please. 243 00:19:35,687 --> 00:19:36,745 That's one seventy five. 244 00:19:47,832 --> 00:19:48,958 Shit! 245 00:19:54,005 --> 00:19:56,769 Hello. - l'm so sorry. 246 00:19:57,609 --> 00:19:59,770 lt's a huge misunderstanding. 247 00:20:00,044 --> 00:20:03,639 Just give me your address and l'll drop off your file. 248 00:20:03,748 --> 00:20:04,806 No please. 249 00:20:05,016 --> 00:20:06,142 So then? 250 00:20:09,153 --> 00:20:11,587 l live near Town Square. You can meet me there. 251 00:20:12,824 --> 00:20:13,916 Six thirty? 252 00:20:15,393 --> 00:20:16,485 Ya okay. 253 00:20:17,929 --> 00:20:18,953 Shit! 254 00:20:37,849 --> 00:20:38,907 Excuse me. 255 00:20:42,754 --> 00:20:45,222 l'm so sorry. - lt's okay. 256 00:20:45,323 --> 00:20:47,951 l thought you were my ex-boyfriends friend and umm... 257 00:20:48,793 --> 00:20:49,885 l'm really sorry. 258 00:20:50,461 --> 00:20:51,553 l'm Riana. 259 00:20:51,663 --> 00:20:52,823 Rahul Kapoor. 260 00:20:53,264 --> 00:20:54,822 Merry Christmas. - Same to you. 261 00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:58,124 Umm-... my file? 262 00:20:58,469 --> 00:21:00,460 Sorry umm... 263 00:21:00,772 --> 00:21:02,899 Sorry for disturbing you on Christmas. 264 00:21:03,942 --> 00:21:05,170 So, big plans for tonight huh? 265 00:21:05,276 --> 00:21:06,766 Not really, going to be at home. 266 00:21:06,844 --> 00:21:08,004 Family dinner? 267 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,806 Nope. l live alone. 268 00:21:09,914 --> 00:21:13,475 Ouch! l know exactly how that feels. 269 00:21:14,085 --> 00:21:15,245 Thanks. 270 00:21:19,958 --> 00:21:22,426 Rahul... umm... 271 00:21:23,227 --> 00:21:28,255 lt's Christmas Eve; l was thinking, do you wannajust grab a drink? 272 00:21:29,767 --> 00:21:31,325 Right here, there's a place around the corner. 273 00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:34,467 No thanks. - l'm good company. Really. 274 00:21:34,539 --> 00:21:35,870 l'm better off at home. 275 00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:37,471 Please. - Actually, there's a Christmas special.. 276 00:21:37,542 --> 00:21:38,873 ..on TVtonight. - l insist. 277 00:21:40,244 --> 00:21:41,677 l'm not even much of a drinker. 278 00:21:41,746 --> 00:21:42,872 Drink milk. 279 00:21:44,015 --> 00:21:45,209 Sorry, bad joke. 280 00:21:47,018 --> 00:21:48,178 Hop on. 281 00:21:49,988 --> 00:21:51,114 l'll walk. 282 00:21:59,664 --> 00:22:03,998 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. 283 00:22:05,069 --> 00:22:09,768 Oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh baby! 284 00:22:10,541 --> 00:22:12,236 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 285 00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:13,538 Before l forget, your 50 Cents. 286 00:22:14,412 --> 00:22:15,777 No, that's okay. 287 00:22:16,781 --> 00:22:17,873 Come on. 288 00:22:24,589 --> 00:22:26,181 Are they ever going to stop screaming? 289 00:22:27,191 --> 00:22:28,488 l know. They really suck. 290 00:22:28,559 --> 00:22:29,821 But this is the only place you get beer... 291 00:22:29,894 --> 00:22:31,759 ...for three dollars and popcorn for free. 292 00:22:34,298 --> 00:22:37,563 And to top that, you can scream and shout anything you want... 293 00:22:37,635 --> 00:22:39,899 ...and nobody gives a damn. Watch this. 294 00:22:42,874 --> 00:22:49,177 You guys suck! Stop screaming arseholes. 295 00:22:50,014 --> 00:22:52,574 STOP!!!!!!!!!! 296 00:22:58,556 --> 00:22:59,716 Cheers. 297 00:23:09,434 --> 00:23:16,499 My life is horrible, miserable, l'm gonna kill myself. 298 00:23:16,774 --> 00:23:20,676 Can anybody shoot me? Kill me? 299 00:23:21,012 --> 00:23:24,311 Yeah! My life is horrible, miserable... 300 00:23:25,049 --> 00:23:26,209 So what do you do? 301 00:23:26,884 --> 00:23:27,976 l'm an architect. 302 00:23:28,052 --> 00:23:30,714 Oh nice! That was my back up career option. 303 00:23:31,055 --> 00:23:32,454 So you're an interior designer? 304 00:23:33,491 --> 00:23:34,651 Nope... Hairstylist. 305 00:23:35,660 --> 00:23:39,152 l freelance and style hair for big shows in Vegas. 306 00:23:39,464 --> 00:23:42,831 Hey what a coincidence, that we're both from a creative field... 307 00:23:42,934 --> 00:23:44,799 ...and unemployed too. 308 00:23:45,470 --> 00:23:46,596 Cheers. 309 00:23:48,773 --> 00:23:50,104 How did you know l'm... 310 00:23:51,275 --> 00:23:52,435 l read your file. 311 00:23:55,012 --> 00:23:56,240 l think l should leave. 312 00:23:56,314 --> 00:23:59,772 Relax it's not a board exam, you can read mine. 313 00:23:59,851 --> 00:24:01,045 lt's getting late. 314 00:24:01,385 --> 00:24:02,545 lt's nine thirty. 315 00:24:03,921 --> 00:24:07,379 Quarter to ten. - Why're you so... 316 00:24:07,925 --> 00:24:09,324 l'm not... 317 00:24:09,393 --> 00:24:11,554 Do that again. - l'm not... 318 00:24:12,630 --> 00:24:15,360 Wow! When was the last time you partied? 319 00:24:15,433 --> 00:24:16,661 Yesterday. - With who? 320 00:24:16,734 --> 00:24:17,860 With mom and dad. 321 00:24:19,070 --> 00:24:21,538 Ooooooh! Jiggy wiggy with mummy and daddy. 322 00:24:21,873 --> 00:24:25,172 Loosen up, you're such a tightass. 323 00:24:32,550 --> 00:24:35,485 l'm not a tightass. 324 00:27:34,432 --> 00:27:36,093 Do l look all high and mighty to you? 325 00:27:37,601 --> 00:27:39,762 l don't know about you. But l'm definitely high. 326 00:27:45,076 --> 00:27:46,134 l'm loose. 327 00:27:48,479 --> 00:27:49,776 l'm loose. 328 00:27:50,014 --> 00:27:51,106 Whackaaaaaaaaw! 329 00:27:53,884 --> 00:27:55,010 Loose. 330 00:27:55,186 --> 00:27:56,448 See. - Hey, guys. 331 00:27:57,455 --> 00:27:58,581 Could you please help us? 332 00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:00,350 Could you please help me? 333 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:03,886 Look at me. 334 00:28:06,464 --> 00:28:09,456 Do l look uptight? Boring? 335 00:28:11,202 --> 00:28:14,660 lt's Christmas and we'd love to help you. 336 00:28:15,006 --> 00:28:16,337 You see this lady over here? 337 00:28:17,008 --> 00:28:19,909 We met five hours ago and we want to get married. 338 00:28:19,977 --> 00:28:23,777 Hi ! - Can you guys come on in and help be our eyewitnesses? 339 00:28:24,248 --> 00:28:26,011 l can't see anything. 340 00:28:26,283 --> 00:28:28,114 We'd love to witness your eyes. 341 00:28:30,121 --> 00:28:31,486 Where are you taking me? 342 00:28:32,823 --> 00:28:34,222 l want to go home. 343 00:28:35,459 --> 00:28:36,949 This is God's home. 344 00:28:38,396 --> 00:28:40,455 Vegas is the only place in the world... 345 00:28:40,698 --> 00:28:44,031 ...where you are allowed to get married at anytime, in any condition! 346 00:28:48,406 --> 00:28:51,432 And people often do get hammered and then married. 347 00:28:58,349 --> 00:28:59,839 And maybe that night, we... 348 00:29:01,685 --> 00:29:02,811 Oh shit... 349 00:29:04,922 --> 00:29:06,253 Thank you. Thank you very much. 350 00:29:44,428 --> 00:29:45,895 No no no no 351 00:29:55,239 --> 00:29:59,300 Aaaaaaah!!! 352 00:30:10,054 --> 00:30:12,284 Please don't cry. Everybody's staring. 353 00:30:13,190 --> 00:30:14,748 We can annul this marriage. 354 00:30:15,426 --> 00:30:16,518 Britney Spears did it too. 355 00:30:18,362 --> 00:30:22,059 No... no... no... no. An annulment is very different from a divorce. 356 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,865 When two people get married under.. 357 00:30:25,002 --> 00:30:27,266 ..'not normal' conditions the law gives them the right to cancel... 358 00:30:27,338 --> 00:30:29,272 ...the marriage without having to file for a divorce. 359 00:30:29,406 --> 00:30:30,703 lt's like never having gotten married in the first place. 360 00:30:50,427 --> 00:30:51,758 We're going to have to annul this. 361 00:30:53,898 --> 00:30:57,026 Don't worry an annulment is very different from a divorce. 362 00:30:57,268 --> 00:30:58,394 Britney Spears has done it too. 363 00:30:58,636 --> 00:31:00,194 l'm aware of that. - Good. 364 00:31:00,271 --> 00:31:02,603 2 strawberry shakes and a number 3 please. 365 00:31:12,516 --> 00:31:15,974 So... You were rather charged last night. 366 00:31:17,454 --> 00:31:20,651 Me? You mean we! 367 00:31:21,725 --> 00:31:24,888 l'm always charged. But you! 368 00:31:26,730 --> 00:31:29,290 ln all that excitement l don't know where l left my scooter. 369 00:31:30,067 --> 00:31:31,728 l'm going to have to register a police complaint. 370 00:31:32,970 --> 00:31:34,062 ls 4 days enough? 371 00:31:35,239 --> 00:31:36,365 Enough for what? 372 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,000 To have a child. 373 00:31:38,442 --> 00:31:39,568 To get an annulment, what else! 374 00:31:40,311 --> 00:31:42,677 Why? Do you plan on getting married again in 4 days? 375 00:31:43,047 --> 00:31:44,480 l want to spend New Years in lndia. 376 00:31:44,815 --> 00:31:45,975 Hello? 377 00:31:46,383 --> 00:31:47,475 Spending new years with your family.. 378 00:31:47,851 --> 00:31:50,376 ..or staying married to a total stranger? 379 00:31:51,522 --> 00:31:52,648 Prioritize! 380 00:31:54,058 --> 00:31:57,118 Can l suggest something? What if we tear the marriage certificate? 381 00:31:57,728 --> 00:31:58,820 lt'll be our secret. 382 00:32:00,598 --> 00:32:01,690 Do you think we're playing house-house here? 383 00:32:02,666 --> 00:32:06,124 This is a legal marriage and l would like to legally cancel it. 384 00:32:09,807 --> 00:32:10,899 Can we leave? 385 00:32:20,918 --> 00:32:22,249 My husband will take care of that. 386 00:32:30,894 --> 00:32:32,759 Your shoes are a size too big for me. 387 00:32:33,430 --> 00:32:36,024 l sincerely apologise. Next time will buy shoes in your size. 388 00:32:37,401 --> 00:32:38,527 Hangover 389 00:32:38,902 --> 00:32:40,028 Are you feeling okay? 390 00:32:52,516 --> 00:32:55,679 l'm sorry, last night l should have never instigated... 391 00:32:55,786 --> 00:32:56,980 ...you into drinking that much. 392 00:32:57,788 --> 00:33:00,848 Sometimes l behave really stupidly. 393 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,354 l wish when l make a mistake.. 394 00:33:04,962 --> 00:33:06,361 ..someone would correct me right then and there. 395 00:33:06,497 --> 00:33:09,830 Please stop blowing into your milkshake. lt's very irritating. 396 00:33:10,334 --> 00:33:12,234 Exactly... Thanks! 397 00:33:16,807 --> 00:33:18,536 You could have warned me before putting the window up. 398 00:33:18,909 --> 00:33:20,604 Wow! You're actually blaming me for this one too? 399 00:33:20,944 --> 00:33:22,434 Can you ever find faults in yourself? 400 00:33:22,980 --> 00:33:24,345 You're the one who shut the window. 401 00:33:24,882 --> 00:33:26,713 Clean it. Properly. 402 00:33:29,753 --> 00:33:31,880 Apart from behaving stupidly, you have a million other issues. 403 00:33:32,389 --> 00:33:34,220 lnstead of marrying me you should have married your psychologist. 404 00:33:34,425 --> 00:33:36,359 Since you've met me you've driven me crazy. 405 00:33:36,427 --> 00:33:37,655 Really! You need help! 406 00:33:38,162 --> 00:33:40,653 l need help? Have you ever looked in a mirror? 407 00:33:41,031 --> 00:33:43,829 You drive like an aunty, eat food like an old woman. 408 00:33:44,034 --> 00:33:47,333 You're a girl. You should buy yourself a dress. l'll pay for it. 409 00:33:47,404 --> 00:33:49,099 l see, Mrs. Laxmi Mittal! 410 00:33:49,306 --> 00:33:50,773 You're the one shelling out all the cash since last night right? 411 00:33:51,008 --> 00:33:53,806 The 50 cents at 7/11, the alcohol bill last night... 412 00:33:53,877 --> 00:33:56,141 ...and not to forget today mornings breakfast... 'l'll buy you a dress' 413 00:33:56,413 --> 00:33:59,007 Stop the car. Stop the car... - Go ahead now, throw a tantrum. 414 00:33:59,116 --> 00:34:00,515 lf nothing else works, you might as well throw a tantrum. 415 00:34:00,617 --> 00:34:02,812 l'm not throwing a tantrum. We've reached my house. 416 00:34:05,289 --> 00:34:06,916 Will definitely return your money the next time l see you. 417 00:34:13,130 --> 00:34:15,462 By the way your memory seems to have failed you, 418 00:34:15,766 --> 00:34:17,700 l've already returned your 50 Cents 419 00:34:18,268 --> 00:34:20,099 lf only my memory was as sharp as you tongue, l'd have remembered. 420 00:34:20,170 --> 00:34:21,865 Thanks for the compliment. lt was nice knowing you. 421 00:34:21,939 --> 00:34:23,167 Just let me know when and where.. 422 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:25,037 ..l should come to sign the annulment papers. 423 00:34:25,209 --> 00:34:27,074 Trust me. Can't wait. 424 00:34:44,995 --> 00:34:46,485 Hey. Come on, guys. 425 00:34:46,964 --> 00:34:48,659 No rent, no house. 426 00:34:50,434 --> 00:34:51,526 Please. 427 00:34:53,036 --> 00:34:55,436 Mom, please don't yell at me. 428 00:34:56,273 --> 00:34:57,433 l need help. 429 00:34:58,742 --> 00:35:01,438 Mom, how long will it take for you to transfer the money? 430 00:35:02,980 --> 00:35:04,140 By tomorrow? 431 00:35:04,948 --> 00:35:07,917 Mom, l've pawned whatever l could have. 432 00:35:07,985 --> 00:35:09,577 l'm still short of 400 dollars. 433 00:35:10,087 --> 00:35:12,112 And all the budget hotels are booked for Christmas. 434 00:35:12,189 --> 00:35:13,747 Mom, please don't cry. 435 00:35:14,591 --> 00:35:15,717 Don't worry, Mom. 436 00:35:16,794 --> 00:35:18,193 l've found a solution. 437 00:35:20,531 --> 00:35:22,260 May l help you! - No thanks. 438 00:35:32,643 --> 00:35:33,905 Excuse me, Sir. 439 00:35:35,813 --> 00:35:39,442 Your girlfriend parked the scooter by the trashcans last night. 440 00:35:40,017 --> 00:35:41,109 l'm sorry. 441 00:35:41,385 --> 00:35:43,216 And you guys puked. 442 00:35:45,656 --> 00:35:46,748 A lot. 443 00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:51,454 l'll - l'll call her. 444 00:35:54,398 --> 00:35:56,263 My building security guard has found your scooter. 445 00:35:58,302 --> 00:35:59,963 Please come and pick it up tomorrow. 446 00:36:00,671 --> 00:36:03,299 Also you have to sign some papers for the lawyers' appointment. 447 00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:04,939 Great scooter. 448 00:36:05,809 --> 00:36:06,901 Perfect. 449 00:36:15,552 --> 00:36:16,644 Hi. 450 00:36:16,753 --> 00:36:18,948 l've got a business proposition for you. 451 00:36:19,523 --> 00:36:20,956 At 3:00 am? 452 00:36:21,658 --> 00:36:23,023 l'm a morning person. 453 00:36:23,293 --> 00:36:26,091 lt's lightweight, heavy duty, great mileage, eco-friendly. 454 00:36:26,196 --> 00:36:27,390 Just for three ninety-nine. 455 00:36:27,498 --> 00:36:29,295 l don't want to buy your scooter. 456 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,200 Come on. lt's a great deal. 457 00:36:32,503 --> 00:36:34,562 Please don't waste any more of my time. 458 00:36:34,671 --> 00:36:35,763 Think of something else. 459 00:36:35,839 --> 00:36:36,965 What should l think of? 460 00:36:37,074 --> 00:36:39,599 Mom will take another twelve hours to transfer money into my account. 461 00:36:39,676 --> 00:36:42,042 Dad's on the ship. And all the cheap hotels... 462 00:36:43,547 --> 00:36:45,640 Trust me, l've tried everything. 463 00:36:46,383 --> 00:36:47,907 Pre-pone your ticket. 464 00:36:47,985 --> 00:36:49,612 l have ajob interview tomorrow. 465 00:36:54,525 --> 00:36:55,719 lt's okay. 466 00:36:56,326 --> 00:36:59,454 lt's my problem. l'll find a solution. 467 00:37:01,265 --> 00:37:03,756 l'll sleep on the roadside. l'll beg. 468 00:37:04,201 --> 00:37:08,137 Push comes to shove, it's Vegas, l'll sell myself. 469 00:37:09,873 --> 00:37:12,364 Thank you very much for your help. 470 00:37:15,245 --> 00:37:19,045 Listen, you can sleep here tonight. 471 00:37:19,383 --> 00:37:22,511 When your money gets transferred tomorrow, you can decide what to do. 472 00:37:23,587 --> 00:37:25,054 Are you sure? 473 00:37:26,790 --> 00:37:29,452 Don't be silly. You sleep in the bedroom. 474 00:37:31,495 --> 00:37:32,792 This is for you. 475 00:37:35,732 --> 00:37:36,960 Thank you. 476 00:38:11,168 --> 00:38:12,294 Don't. 477 00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:14,796 Sorry. 478 00:38:16,773 --> 00:38:18,707 What time is your interview? - Right now. 479 00:38:19,409 --> 00:38:22,810 lf you don't mind, after your interview, 480 00:38:22,913 --> 00:38:25,347 could you drop off the annulment papers at City Hall? 481 00:38:25,649 --> 00:38:27,412 l might get late. - Sure. 482 00:38:27,784 --> 00:38:30,309 l just have to go to the thrift store but... 483 00:38:30,387 --> 00:38:32,651 Okay, so then what we can do is, l can pick you up from City Hall 484 00:38:32,756 --> 00:38:34,656 And then take you to the thrift store to get your stuff back. 485 00:38:34,758 --> 00:38:35,850 Sounds good. 486 00:38:36,226 --> 00:38:41,960 Oh! Last night l found this visiting card on your couch. 487 00:38:42,966 --> 00:38:45,161 Boobs-a-liscious Escort Agency. 488 00:38:45,969 --> 00:38:49,097 Since 1956. 489 00:38:53,076 --> 00:38:55,340 They were very big clients of my firm. 490 00:38:59,116 --> 00:39:00,811 l'm getting late. l should be leaving. 491 00:39:02,285 --> 00:39:06,346 Good luck. - You too. 492 00:39:29,946 --> 00:39:32,414 Lahul Kapool, light? 493 00:39:33,383 --> 00:39:34,782 Rahul Kapoor. 494 00:39:36,953 --> 00:39:38,284 Lahul Kapool. 495 00:40:08,418 --> 00:40:11,182 Boss said - You, No job. 496 00:40:15,659 --> 00:40:16,819 Are you sure? 497 00:40:26,603 --> 00:40:27,763 Sure. 498 00:40:28,071 --> 00:40:29,197 Sure. 499 00:40:29,272 --> 00:40:30,364 Sure. 500 00:40:51,928 --> 00:40:53,293 So, how was your interview? 501 00:40:58,835 --> 00:41:00,769 Listen, l'm really sorry about your interview. 502 00:41:02,506 --> 00:41:04,269 Don't be, it's not your fault. 503 00:41:06,143 --> 00:41:07,371 How was your interview? 504 00:41:07,778 --> 00:41:08,870 Alright. 505 00:41:09,146 --> 00:41:10,807 They might call me back in a couple of days. 506 00:41:14,851 --> 00:41:18,719 Listen, l know a place where you'll definitely feel better. 507 00:41:20,390 --> 00:41:23,587 Or actually, let it be. 508 00:41:24,027 --> 00:41:27,793 Mom's just sent me money, and l'll blow it up again. 509 00:41:28,298 --> 00:41:30,289 Where would l feel better? 510 00:41:33,370 --> 00:41:34,496 l'm paying. 511 00:41:35,372 --> 00:41:36,498 Take a right. 512 00:41:44,548 --> 00:41:45,776 What are we doing? 513 00:41:45,982 --> 00:41:47,381 lt's pay back time. 514 00:41:48,151 --> 00:41:51,882 The Japanese didn't hire you, so we hired them. 515 00:41:53,824 --> 00:41:54,984 Do it properly. 516 00:41:56,393 --> 00:41:57,587 Why am l laughing? 517 00:41:58,128 --> 00:42:00,096 lt's not funny. l'm unemployed. 518 00:42:00,230 --> 00:42:03,666 Will keeping a straight face help you get yourjob back? 519 00:42:06,636 --> 00:42:11,699 l was thinking, if it's just a matter of a couple of days... 520 00:42:11,775 --> 00:42:13,800 ...you can stay at my place. 521 00:42:17,314 --> 00:42:20,215 lt's so true, your husband is your God. 522 00:42:21,384 --> 00:42:22,976 Such wise words. 523 00:42:25,522 --> 00:42:26,819 That secretary was right. 524 00:42:27,057 --> 00:42:28,388 You need more sessions. 525 00:42:29,559 --> 00:42:31,857 l don't what convinced me to go a psychologist. 526 00:42:32,796 --> 00:42:34,229 Break-ups are always bad. 527 00:42:34,497 --> 00:42:36,556 Psychologists make them expensive too. 528 00:42:36,733 --> 00:42:38,223 Especially your first break-up. 529 00:42:38,735 --> 00:42:41,465 The weeping, the sobbing, the depressing love songs, the blank calls. 530 00:42:41,538 --> 00:42:42,596 Ooof! 531 00:42:42,672 --> 00:42:46,164 Ohhh, so you've had your heart broken too? 532 00:42:46,276 --> 00:42:47,368 Tell me about it. 533 00:42:47,611 --> 00:42:48,771 Are you crazy? 534 00:42:49,746 --> 00:42:50,974 Tell me. 535 00:42:51,047 --> 00:42:53,015 No. - Come on. Big deal ya. 536 00:42:53,116 --> 00:42:54,674 No. - Come on. Please. 537 00:42:54,784 --> 00:42:55,978 Now we're friends right? 538 00:43:00,056 --> 00:43:02,217 Right. Anyway. 539 00:43:02,993 --> 00:43:07,930 We'd been dating for about a year and l was only allowed to hold her hand. 540 00:43:08,031 --> 00:43:09,396 So you never... 541 00:43:10,333 --> 00:43:12,358 No... No. 542 00:43:12,769 --> 00:43:14,236 Who was the last girl you dated? 543 00:43:14,771 --> 00:43:16,136 Are you interviewing me? 544 00:43:16,273 --> 00:43:18,764 No, l'm just sharing in your sorrow. 545 00:43:19,209 --> 00:43:20,301 Come on, tell me. 546 00:43:21,578 --> 00:43:22,636 Anusha. 547 00:43:23,413 --> 00:43:25,040 Family friend, lives here in Vegas. 548 00:43:25,415 --> 00:43:26,814 Mom and dad suggested so... 549 00:43:28,451 --> 00:43:29,645 So? 550 00:43:29,753 --> 00:43:30,811 So what? 551 00:43:30,887 --> 00:43:33,447 We went on a few dates after which, she stopped calling. 552 00:43:34,457 --> 00:43:35,651 Why? 553 00:43:35,859 --> 00:43:38,851 l don't know. l guess l wasn't good enough or something. 554 00:43:43,767 --> 00:43:45,530 l've understood your problem. 555 00:43:45,802 --> 00:43:47,463 You need to start dating again. 556 00:43:47,704 --> 00:43:48,762 Excuse me? 557 00:43:48,872 --> 00:43:49,998 What problem? 558 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,767 You have a really low self-esteem and nothing will give your ego... 559 00:43:52,909 --> 00:43:55,343 ...a bigger boost than hooking up with a chick. 560 00:43:55,478 --> 00:43:56,843 Call Anusha. 561 00:43:57,747 --> 00:43:58,907 l'm ignoring you. 562 00:43:58,982 --> 00:44:01,576 Erhhhhhhh. At dinner. Give her a hundred percent attention. 563 00:44:01,651 --> 00:44:03,175 Eat less and listen more. 564 00:44:03,253 --> 00:44:05,847 Give her lots of compliments and lots of wine. 565 00:44:05,956 --> 00:44:09,687 And because you let me live here, l'll tell you a special trick. 566 00:44:10,226 --> 00:44:11,659 Don't drive your car to dinner. 567 00:44:12,162 --> 00:44:16,155 Every girl likes to drive her boyfriend home once in a while. 568 00:44:17,567 --> 00:44:18,659 Are you listening? 569 00:44:18,735 --> 00:44:19,827 No. - Come on. 570 00:44:19,903 --> 00:44:21,461 No. - You're calling her. 571 00:44:21,972 --> 00:44:23,064 Absolutely not. 572 00:44:23,139 --> 00:44:25,073 l know you're going to call her. - l'm not going to call her. 573 00:44:25,141 --> 00:44:26,472 Really? - Ya, really. 574 00:44:28,845 --> 00:44:32,372 Call her. - l'm not going to call her. Okay. 575 00:44:43,126 --> 00:44:45,458 Hello, Anusha? 576 00:45:07,050 --> 00:45:08,449 So. 577 00:45:08,985 --> 00:45:10,111 So. 578 00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:13,054 l mean, this dinner plan was a little out of the blue. 579 00:45:13,723 --> 00:45:15,350 Anything important? 580 00:45:15,425 --> 00:45:18,451 No. Just. 581 00:45:19,062 --> 00:45:22,828 Uh... mom mentioned your parents were in town. 582 00:45:23,366 --> 00:45:26,802 Ya. Dad had a meeting and. 583 00:45:28,371 --> 00:45:29,804 You look very hot tonight. 584 00:45:33,710 --> 00:45:35,905 l'm sorry. l... l'm sorry. 585 00:45:36,913 --> 00:45:38,175 So. 586 00:45:39,482 --> 00:45:41,916 Actually, l'm glad you noticed. 587 00:45:44,521 --> 00:45:48,582 You always liked my hair untied didn't you? 588 00:45:49,993 --> 00:45:51,290 More wine? 589 00:45:54,531 --> 00:45:58,331 Rahul, l think you've forgotten the effect wine has on me. 590 00:45:58,668 --> 00:46:01,000 You know, it's an aphrodisiac. 591 00:46:02,138 --> 00:46:04,902 And l'm working tomorrow. 592 00:46:05,008 --> 00:46:06,100 Bad idea. 593 00:46:07,077 --> 00:46:09,045 There's a lot more to life than work. 594 00:46:09,279 --> 00:46:11,679 Where have you been hiding this Rahul? 595 00:46:13,116 --> 00:46:16,813 Ummm... well, if we hadn't met through our parents, 596 00:46:16,886 --> 00:46:19,286 You'd have gotten to know me better. 597 00:46:21,758 --> 00:46:22,986 Same here. 598 00:46:26,129 --> 00:46:30,566 So, what don't l know about this Rahul. 599 00:46:33,803 --> 00:46:35,031 lt was my foot. 600 00:46:37,006 --> 00:46:38,997 l know. Ya. l know. 601 00:46:40,210 --> 00:46:43,202 Like what? What don't l know? 602 00:46:44,514 --> 00:46:47,005 Are you wild? 603 00:46:47,083 --> 00:46:49,415 Ya, l'm wild. 604 00:46:49,486 --> 00:46:50,680 How wild? 605 00:46:51,654 --> 00:46:53,918 A hunter doesn't keep count of his prey. 606 00:46:53,990 --> 00:46:55,389 Really? 607 00:46:58,995 --> 00:47:00,656 Have you ever done it in a plane? 608 00:47:01,998 --> 00:47:05,991 No. The bathrooms are really small. 609 00:47:06,202 --> 00:47:09,262 But you can ask for a big blanket right? 610 00:47:10,039 --> 00:47:11,233 Very true. 611 00:47:11,474 --> 00:47:13,999 And in a bathroom? 612 00:47:14,310 --> 00:47:17,677 Obviously, so many times that l can't even remember. 613 00:47:18,982 --> 00:47:20,142 What's the matter? 614 00:47:20,216 --> 00:47:22,047 l'm going to the bathroom. 615 00:47:22,986 --> 00:47:24,078 Okay. 616 00:47:25,455 --> 00:47:33,863 Rahul... l'm going to the bathroom. 617 00:48:25,248 --> 00:48:26,442 Hi. 618 00:48:28,284 --> 00:48:29,444 Hello. 619 00:48:31,688 --> 00:48:35,089 So, what do you want to do? 620 00:48:37,327 --> 00:48:39,761 We can eat our food first. lt's getting cold. 621 00:48:40,396 --> 00:48:45,390 Hmmm. l hope apart from your sense of humor... 622 00:48:45,501 --> 00:48:47,401 ...everything else has improved as well. 623 00:48:48,304 --> 00:48:49,737 Yes, definitely. 624 00:48:50,607 --> 00:48:52,006 Do one thing. 625 00:48:53,376 --> 00:48:54,502 Come this side. 626 00:48:59,182 --> 00:49:00,308 Sit. 627 00:49:01,184 --> 00:49:02,481 Shut the seat. 628 00:49:02,752 --> 00:49:03,878 Sorry. 629 00:49:12,028 --> 00:49:13,154 What? 630 00:49:13,529 --> 00:49:15,258 Oh! Sorry. 631 00:49:19,302 --> 00:49:22,669 So, where were we? 632 00:49:24,340 --> 00:49:26,399 Anusha, l don't think l can do this. 633 00:49:26,643 --> 00:49:28,076 What can't you do? 634 00:49:28,645 --> 00:49:31,409 l want to go out. 635 00:49:32,315 --> 00:49:35,876 Are you trying to play hard to get? 636 00:49:35,985 --> 00:49:39,944 Aaah! Anusha, please. 637 00:49:40,123 --> 00:49:41,818 Rahul, please! 638 00:49:42,458 --> 00:49:44,221 Please. - Rahul, please. 639 00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:45,484 No. 640 00:49:45,561 --> 00:49:48,189 Rahul shhhh... quiet. 641 00:49:49,399 --> 00:49:50,559 Listen to me. 642 00:49:50,667 --> 00:49:51,827 No. 643 00:49:52,402 --> 00:49:56,429 Anusha, please. 644 00:49:56,539 --> 00:49:58,166 Dirty boy. 645 00:49:58,608 --> 00:50:00,633 l'm not kidding. - Shut up. 646 00:50:20,797 --> 00:50:21,957 Why are you wet? 647 00:50:23,666 --> 00:50:25,327 l went to a rain dance. Do you have a problem with that? 648 00:50:25,535 --> 00:50:26,729 No. 649 00:50:30,907 --> 00:50:32,204 So, what did you have for dinner? 650 00:50:33,576 --> 00:50:34,804 Six liters of water. 651 00:50:36,346 --> 00:50:38,906 lf you're hungry l know a place close by. 652 00:50:47,857 --> 00:50:50,792 lf you had told me on the phone, l could have carried a towel. 653 00:50:51,260 --> 00:50:53,524 lt was a completely rubbish plan. Please do me a favor... 654 00:50:53,596 --> 00:50:55,860 Don't ever give me your any advise again.. 655 00:50:56,065 --> 00:50:58,124 l asked you to go on a date with her. 656 00:50:58,201 --> 00:51:00,635 Little did l know... she'd take you for a shower! 657 00:51:05,108 --> 00:51:06,234 l hate her. 658 00:51:07,276 --> 00:51:10,040 She's on my list of top ten most hated people. 659 00:51:10,913 --> 00:51:13,677 Shameless!! At least apologize. 660 00:51:15,118 --> 00:51:16,483 Okay, okay, sorry. 661 00:51:16,786 --> 00:51:18,686 And you can at least wish me happy birthday. 662 00:51:19,922 --> 00:51:21,048 Today? 663 00:51:21,991 --> 00:51:23,117 Happy birthday. 664 00:51:28,030 --> 00:51:29,793 Do you sleep with a seat belt on? 665 00:51:30,233 --> 00:51:33,600 l.. umm.. drive the car. 666 00:51:33,970 --> 00:51:35,460 And wear your seat belt 667 00:51:35,705 --> 00:51:37,696 Okay Cranky pants! 668 00:51:51,587 --> 00:51:53,521 Did you always want to be an architect? 669 00:51:53,856 --> 00:51:55,084 Nope .. A hairstylist 670 00:51:56,726 --> 00:52:00,787 Very funny. - Actually.. - l was quite fond of photography. 671 00:52:01,597 --> 00:52:04,532 Oh God! l'd take random pictures of lampposts and insects. 672 00:52:04,967 --> 00:52:07,834 How creative. lt's a good that you didn't pursue it... 673 00:52:07,937 --> 00:52:09,029 ...or you would have found yourself sleeping under one... 674 00:52:09,138 --> 00:52:10,196 ...of those very same lampposts. 675 00:52:10,706 --> 00:52:12,298 That's exactly what my mum and dad said. 676 00:52:13,676 --> 00:52:15,268 Do you always listen to everything they say? 677 00:52:15,678 --> 00:52:16,770 Yup. 678 00:52:16,846 --> 00:52:18,040 Don't you get irritated trying to fulfill each... 679 00:52:18,147 --> 00:52:20,377 ...and every expectation of theirs? 680 00:52:21,517 --> 00:52:25,681 You know, when l was a child and my parents irritated me.. 681 00:52:26,055 --> 00:52:28,922 ...l would get angry and break all the expensive things in the house. 682 00:52:29,125 --> 00:52:30,752 So you think you've grown up now? 683 00:52:31,627 --> 00:52:34,687 Nope! There aren't any expensive things left to break. 684 00:52:35,331 --> 00:52:38,198 ls this my new look? 685 00:52:38,301 --> 00:52:39,461 Wait till it's styled. 686 00:52:39,535 --> 00:52:40,559 Hello. 687 00:52:41,437 --> 00:52:43,029 Ya.. this is Riana. 688 00:52:43,706 --> 00:52:47,540 Yes.. yes l did. 689 00:52:48,945 --> 00:52:51,277 But l'm going to lndia in 2 days. 690 00:52:53,483 --> 00:52:56,941 Okay, great.. l'll contact you soon. 691 00:52:58,588 --> 00:53:00,112 Yessss! 692 00:53:01,791 --> 00:53:03,952 l got the job. A one-year contract, a return ticket... 693 00:53:04,026 --> 00:53:05,357 ...and accommodation as well. 694 00:53:05,461 --> 00:53:06,519 Let's celebrate. 695 00:53:06,596 --> 00:53:07,790 My treat. 696 00:53:08,064 --> 00:53:09,292 No. lt's my birthday. 697 00:53:09,365 --> 00:53:12,198 How much money do you have in your wallet? 20 dollars? 698 00:53:13,569 --> 00:53:15,696 Very funny. Say we're gonna have fun. 699 00:53:15,771 --> 00:53:16,829 We're gonna have fun. - Louder 700 00:53:16,939 --> 00:53:18,031 We're gonna have fun!!! 701 00:53:18,140 --> 00:53:20,370 LOUDER!!!!! - We're gonna have FUN!!!!!! 702 00:55:11,187 --> 00:55:12,415 Where are you taking me? 703 00:55:12,989 --> 00:55:14,684 You like breaking things right? 704 00:55:16,058 --> 00:55:17,218 Surprise! 705 00:55:49,725 --> 00:55:53,388 Thank you!! For the best birthday ever 706 00:56:00,736 --> 00:56:01,828 Take it easy. 707 00:56:04,273 --> 00:56:06,935 Don't worry, l can handle it. 708 00:58:14,203 --> 00:58:16,933 Shit! l love her. 709 00:58:43,766 --> 00:58:46,564 So it happened on the 25th of December, Christmas? 710 00:58:46,635 --> 00:58:47,727 Yes. 711 00:58:47,837 --> 00:58:48,929 Were there drugs involved? 712 00:58:49,271 --> 00:58:51,330 No. - Just alcohol. 713 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:52,902 And you both agree it was a mistake? 714 00:58:52,942 --> 00:58:54,136 Oh yes. - Yes. 715 00:58:55,244 --> 00:58:56,336 Have you had sex? 716 00:58:56,445 --> 00:58:57,537 No. - Yes. 717 00:59:02,618 --> 00:59:05,086 Umm... Not with him. 718 00:59:05,554 --> 00:59:07,181 l thought you meant otherwise. 719 00:59:15,931 --> 00:59:18,422 Okay, your application will be passed on for processing. 720 00:59:18,534 --> 00:59:20,399 You can both come back on January sixth. 721 00:59:20,536 --> 00:59:21,628 Thank you. 722 00:59:22,938 --> 00:59:25,463 So you haven't told you parents anything? 723 00:59:25,975 --> 00:59:27,067 What would l tell them? 724 00:59:27,243 --> 00:59:29,871 Mom, dad... l lost my job. 725 00:59:30,646 --> 00:59:31,738 And guess what? 726 00:59:31,847 --> 00:59:35,749 l got so hammered one night that l ended up marrying a barber. 727 00:59:35,985 --> 00:59:37,452 Hairstylist. Anyway... 728 00:59:37,553 --> 00:59:38,884 You could have tried to explain. 729 00:59:39,154 --> 00:59:41,122 You were allowed colas and candies when you were a kid right? 730 00:59:42,992 --> 00:59:44,926 l'm still allowed. Why? 731 00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,321 Because there are two kinds of parents in this world. 732 00:59:48,063 --> 00:59:51,624 One that allow cola and candies and one that don't. 733 00:59:52,468 --> 00:59:53,935 Mine were the latter. 734 00:59:54,370 --> 00:59:55,735 The ones with the rules. 735 00:59:56,572 --> 00:59:57,539 How sad. 736 00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,034 You want some? 737 01:00:01,577 --> 01:00:03,477 ln my family, rules were unheard of. 738 01:00:04,313 --> 01:00:06,611 My dad used to jump on the bed with me when l was younger. 739 01:00:06,849 --> 01:00:08,373 lnitially it was a lot of fun. 740 01:00:08,584 --> 01:00:11,109 Till one day. The bed broke. 741 01:00:11,453 --> 01:00:12,943 He fractured his arm. 742 01:00:13,722 --> 01:00:14,984 And l broke my front two teeth. 743 01:00:16,025 --> 01:00:17,151 Are they false? 744 01:00:25,434 --> 01:00:26,799 You're bum's rather cute. 745 01:00:27,169 --> 01:00:28,363 lt's an eight on ten. 746 01:00:28,437 --> 01:00:30,496 l wish my bum was as cute. 747 01:00:30,673 --> 01:00:31,765 What do you think? 748 01:00:31,874 --> 01:00:33,102 Three. - What? 749 01:00:33,642 --> 01:00:34,734 Four. 750 01:00:34,810 --> 01:00:35,936 Four? - And a half. 751 01:00:40,349 --> 01:00:41,782 Okay five. Five and a half. 752 01:00:42,284 --> 01:00:43,376 Five and a half? 753 01:00:46,989 --> 01:00:49,184 Okay l'll be nice to you. lt's a six and a half. 754 01:00:49,291 --> 01:00:50,849 l think it's a perfect ten. 755 01:00:50,926 --> 01:00:52,052 l agree with you. You're right. 756 01:00:56,632 --> 01:00:58,190 Okay. Why don't you get on top. 757 01:00:59,535 --> 01:01:01,298 Now push 758 01:01:02,204 --> 01:01:03,262 Push harder. 759 01:01:03,339 --> 01:01:04,397 No no... a little to the right. To the right. 760 01:01:04,807 --> 01:01:06,104 A little more. Just push a bit. 761 01:01:06,175 --> 01:01:08,234 Yes. Push. There. 762 01:01:10,045 --> 01:01:11,239 Pervert. 763 01:01:11,613 --> 01:01:12,705 There's no hope for you. 764 01:01:13,148 --> 01:01:14,274 Speak with respect. 765 01:01:14,450 --> 01:01:15,542 l'm your wife. 766 01:01:16,719 --> 01:01:18,710 Who's going to harass me once you're gone? 767 01:01:19,088 --> 01:01:21,022 Why? You think you're going to miss me? 768 01:01:21,857 --> 01:01:24,121 Don't be cute. - Really? You'll miss me? 769 01:01:25,594 --> 01:01:27,289 Ummm - Maybe. 770 01:01:27,930 --> 01:01:29,727 Or maybe not. 771 01:01:30,065 --> 01:01:31,794 Coz this will keep you busy. 772 01:01:33,569 --> 01:01:34,627 Happy New Year. 773 01:01:54,656 --> 01:01:56,248 There's no need to get so emotional. 774 01:01:57,192 --> 01:01:58,284 lt's a second hand camera. 775 01:02:01,463 --> 01:02:02,555 Who are you? 776 01:02:03,132 --> 01:02:04,326 Your new best friend. 777 01:02:14,576 --> 01:02:17,170 Thank you. 778 01:02:18,313 --> 01:02:20,645 You can sleep in the bedroom tonight too. 779 01:02:21,083 --> 01:02:22,209 l'll crash out here on the couch. 780 01:02:23,452 --> 01:02:26,751 You're not that cute, that l won't be able to control myself. 781 01:02:27,790 --> 01:02:28,984 Do you snore? 782 01:02:30,459 --> 01:02:31,551 Lots. 783 01:02:32,628 --> 01:02:34,061 Don't. Don't take my picture. 784 01:02:34,129 --> 01:02:35,357 l'm not photogenic. 785 01:02:35,464 --> 01:02:36,726 That's not the camera's fault. 786 01:02:37,166 --> 01:02:38,292 Fine. Click my picture. 787 01:02:38,467 --> 01:02:39,593 There's no roll in the camera. 788 01:02:40,269 --> 01:02:41,395 Cheapskate. 789 01:02:41,637 --> 01:02:43,662 There's no roll? 790 01:02:49,978 --> 01:02:51,036 Ri. 791 01:02:51,814 --> 01:02:52,906 Ya. 792 01:02:54,616 --> 01:02:55,708 Are you sleeping? 793 01:03:00,489 --> 01:03:02,889 lt's fine. What's up? 794 01:03:04,693 --> 01:03:05,785 Nothing really. 795 01:03:07,429 --> 01:03:08,691 Go back to sleep. 796 01:03:17,406 --> 01:03:19,374 l don't know why l'm disturbing you in the middle of the night. 797 01:03:21,009 --> 01:03:22,909 Goodnight. - You're allowed to disturb me. 798 01:03:33,789 --> 01:03:34,881 What's the trick? 799 01:03:36,758 --> 01:03:37,850 What? 800 01:03:38,527 --> 01:03:40,461 You're always so happy. 801 01:03:40,963 --> 01:03:44,455 l look at you and wish l was you. 802 01:03:46,168 --> 01:03:48,602 l wish l had planned my life out like you've planned yours. 803 01:03:49,705 --> 01:03:51,605 You're doing exactly what you wanted to do. 804 01:03:51,974 --> 01:03:54,238 l'm twenty-five years old.. 805 01:03:55,911 --> 01:03:57,037 ..and l still think... 806 01:03:57,679 --> 01:04:00,409 ...that some day l'll wake up and understand everything. 807 01:04:02,451 --> 01:04:04,646 Who l really am. What l really want to do. 808 01:04:07,322 --> 01:04:08,949 l just wish l had a plan like you. 809 01:04:10,559 --> 01:04:11,685 Plan? 810 01:04:13,695 --> 01:04:16,493 l wanted to be a ballet dancer not a hairstylist. 811 01:04:20,435 --> 01:04:22,164 The plan was to go to Paris. 812 01:04:23,805 --> 01:04:25,705 But one day after rehearsal on my way home.. 813 01:04:27,109 --> 01:04:28,406 ..l had an accident. 814 01:04:30,045 --> 01:04:31,137 Here. 815 01:04:32,114 --> 01:04:33,775 l have a steel ball in my ankle.. 816 01:04:35,617 --> 01:04:37,380 ..and that's why l can never be a dancer. 817 01:04:38,620 --> 01:04:39,917 l'm sorry. 818 01:04:41,523 --> 01:04:43,150 l'm rather defective? Am l not? 819 01:04:44,026 --> 01:04:46,290 False teeth, a steel ball in my ankle... 820 01:04:47,095 --> 01:04:49,620 ...and my dad says my one eye is smaller than the other. 821 01:04:53,202 --> 01:04:54,533 You're completely crazy. 822 01:04:57,806 --> 01:04:58,932 Go back to sleep. 823 01:04:59,007 --> 01:05:00,406 Goodnight. 824 01:05:03,312 --> 01:05:05,837 Do you feel you're the first person in the world.. 825 01:05:05,948 --> 01:05:07,347 ..who's failed at something? 826 01:05:07,616 --> 01:05:11,484 No. l'm the first person in my family who's failed at something. 827 01:05:15,457 --> 01:05:16,549 lt's a good thing. 828 01:05:16,758 --> 01:05:17,986 Someone started the trend. 829 01:05:18,927 --> 01:05:20,019 lt's not funny. 830 01:05:20,562 --> 01:05:21,654 lt is. 831 01:05:21,730 --> 01:05:22,822 Can't you see? 832 01:05:22,898 --> 01:05:26,732 You don't have ajob, you've married a fool like me. 833 01:05:27,102 --> 01:05:29,866 And you're taking advise from me as... 834 01:05:30,005 --> 01:05:33,031 ...if l were Rajneesh Osho not Riana Braganza. 835 01:05:35,077 --> 01:05:36,203 Take a break. 836 01:05:37,079 --> 01:05:38,444 Come to lndia with me. 837 01:05:38,814 --> 01:05:39,940 Now that's funny. 838 01:05:40,582 --> 01:05:41,810 l'm not kidding. 839 01:05:43,552 --> 01:05:44,644 Goodnight. 840 01:05:48,156 --> 01:05:49,248 What's the problem? 841 01:05:49,424 --> 01:05:51,585 You don't have any job interview for the next week. 842 01:05:52,361 --> 01:05:55,888 The problem is that you and my parents live in the same city. 843 01:05:56,798 --> 01:05:58,231 And they think l have ajob here. 844 01:05:59,668 --> 01:06:00,760 Right. 845 01:06:01,703 --> 01:06:02,829 Bad idea. 846 01:06:04,506 --> 01:06:05,598 Goodnight. 847 01:06:08,944 --> 01:06:10,502 Have you ever bunked school? 848 01:06:10,946 --> 01:06:12,243 Have you gone crazy? 849 01:06:13,048 --> 01:06:16,540 lf l can stay at your house, why can't you stay at mine? 850 01:06:28,530 --> 01:06:29,792 No, no, no. 851 01:06:58,126 --> 01:07:01,357 Ri, l'm feeling really weird. l'm just going to stay in a hotel. 852 01:07:01,496 --> 01:07:02,724 Have you gone mad? 853 01:07:02,831 --> 01:07:04,264 Exactly. What am l doing? 854 01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:05,823 You're on holiday with me. 855 01:07:06,668 --> 01:07:08,067 No no... l'm going home. 856 01:07:08,837 --> 01:07:09,997 Will you drop me to Peddar Road? 857 01:07:11,606 --> 01:07:12,868 l'll make up some excuse. 858 01:07:13,108 --> 01:07:14,234 The company's sent me. 859 01:07:14,309 --> 01:07:15,776 Shhhhhh! - For research. 860 01:07:16,878 --> 01:07:18,277 What are your parents going to think? 861 01:07:18,347 --> 01:07:20,076 Relax. They're very chilled out. They got a little hyper.. 862 01:07:20,148 --> 01:07:22,048 ..when they found about our drunken marriage but... 863 01:07:22,884 --> 01:07:23,976 - Excuse me? They know? 864 01:07:24,086 --> 01:07:26,020 Obviously and they also know we're getting it annulled. 865 01:07:26,088 --> 01:07:27,180 Riana. 866 01:07:27,255 --> 01:07:28,654 Dad. - Baby... 867 01:07:28,757 --> 01:07:29,951 Baby... - How are you? 868 01:07:31,093 --> 01:07:32,321 Dad, meet Rahul. 869 01:07:32,394 --> 01:07:35,761 Ohhhh! Son-in-law. 870 01:07:36,465 --> 01:07:37,693 Hope you're not drunk right now? 871 01:07:37,933 --> 01:07:39,594 Sorry Sir... l -... Dad, stop it. 872 01:07:39,668 --> 01:07:43,399 Ri... Ri... Ri... Hi, baby, hi. 873 01:07:43,472 --> 01:07:44,564 How are you? 874 01:07:44,639 --> 01:07:47,836 Sherry. - Aunty l'm... really scared of dogs. 875 01:07:47,976 --> 01:07:48,237 l'm - l'm really scared of dogs. 876 01:07:49,111 --> 01:07:50,703 No no, don't worry he won't do anything. 877 01:07:50,779 --> 01:07:53,111 Don't be scared. Just tickle his balls. 878 01:07:53,181 --> 01:07:54,307 Cheee Phil. 879 01:07:54,916 --> 01:07:56,406 Phil help him. 880 01:07:56,485 --> 01:07:58,214 Help him. Come, Rahul... come upstairs. 881 01:07:58,286 --> 01:07:59,446 Don't be afraid. 882 01:08:03,892 --> 01:08:07,589 Sorry Rahul, l haven't been able to train him properly. 883 01:08:07,662 --> 01:08:09,493 No it's okay. He's a very cute dog. 884 01:08:10,198 --> 01:08:11,927 l'm talking about Phil. - Home sweet home. 885 01:08:12,033 --> 01:08:13,967 Have you carried rocks in this bag? 886 01:08:14,069 --> 01:08:15,400 Phil come on. Help him 887 01:08:15,504 --> 01:08:17,404 Where's granny? - She's upstairs. 888 01:08:17,572 --> 01:08:19,938 Allow me sir, to carry it. 889 01:08:20,041 --> 01:08:23,568 Sherry... Sherry - Sherry. 890 01:08:23,645 --> 01:08:24,737 Come, Rahul. 891 01:08:25,881 --> 01:08:27,439 There's a slight problem. 892 01:08:27,516 --> 01:08:28,676 l hope you don't mind. 893 01:08:29,217 --> 01:08:31,777 The guest bedroom's under renovation right now. 894 01:08:31,953 --> 01:08:36,686 So we thought you can sleep between Nicole and me. 895 01:08:36,925 --> 01:08:38,950 Ya? 896 01:08:39,895 --> 01:08:41,920 What? You want to sleep in Riana's room? 897 01:08:42,030 --> 01:08:43,429 No no. - So that's fine with you right? 898 01:08:43,799 --> 01:08:46,893 The three of us can cuddle up together. 899 01:08:47,702 --> 01:08:49,465 No problem? - No. 900 01:08:50,272 --> 01:08:51,398 Joking! 901 01:08:51,873 --> 01:08:53,363 Dad! - Ohhh! 902 01:08:54,676 --> 01:08:55,768 Sorry, Rahul. 903 01:08:56,411 --> 01:08:58,379 Until now you thought l was the crazy one. 904 01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:00,539 But welcome to the mad house. 905 01:09:01,216 --> 01:09:03,684 Come on, dad. - Something's burning in the oven. - Coming. 906 01:09:04,052 --> 01:09:06,179 Damn! We'll have to eat burnt food again today. 907 01:09:08,657 --> 01:09:09,954 He's a sweet guy 908 01:09:10,992 --> 01:09:12,960 Yup he is. 909 01:09:14,463 --> 01:09:17,523 So... are you guys dating now? 910 01:09:18,099 --> 01:09:19,191 No. 911 01:09:19,534 --> 01:09:20,626 Have you slept with him? 912 01:09:20,702 --> 01:09:23,136 Phil she just said they're friends. - Dad! 913 01:09:23,205 --> 01:09:25,196 Just checking you know. 914 01:09:26,274 --> 01:09:27,366 l'm your father after all. 915 01:09:27,476 --> 01:09:28,534 He's a sweet guy. 916 01:09:28,877 --> 01:09:31,175 He needed a break, so l got him along. 917 01:09:32,414 --> 01:09:33,676 l think he likes her. 918 01:09:33,748 --> 01:09:35,272 l think l like him. 919 01:09:35,350 --> 01:09:36,476 He's rich. 920 01:09:38,186 --> 01:09:39,585 We're just friends 921 01:09:40,922 --> 01:09:42,219 Ya! friends - Ri! 922 01:09:42,324 --> 01:09:44,383 Steffy! - Hi... - Hi. 923 01:09:46,695 --> 01:09:48,026 How are you? - How are you? 924 01:09:48,096 --> 01:09:49,154 Hi baby. 925 01:09:49,631 --> 01:09:51,622 Hi baby. - Hi mom. 926 01:09:53,935 --> 01:09:55,129 lf only you had given me a heads up, 927 01:09:55,203 --> 01:09:56,670 l would have bought you a pair of pregnancy jeans too. 928 01:09:56,771 --> 01:09:59,137 Shut up! l've been on vacation. lt's just some holiday weight. 929 01:09:59,307 --> 01:10:00,968 Seems like it was a rather heavy holiday. 930 01:10:01,076 --> 01:10:02,600 lt's so lovely seeing you again Ri. 931 01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,407 And... why are you so damn decked up? 932 01:10:07,749 --> 01:10:08,943 Okay now don't freak out. 933 01:10:09,050 --> 01:10:10,210 We're all going to the gymkhana. 934 01:10:10,318 --> 01:10:12,218 No! l've cooked us dinner. 935 01:10:12,287 --> 01:10:14,687 And l've just come. l'm so tired. 936 01:10:14,756 --> 01:10:16,246 She's so tired Steff. 937 01:10:16,324 --> 01:10:17,723 She's walked all the way back from America. 938 01:10:17,792 --> 01:10:18,918 l don't want to come. 939 01:10:18,994 --> 01:10:21,428 l hate being amongst those oldies. 940 01:10:22,397 --> 01:10:23,830 Dad, in a couple of years.. 941 01:10:23,899 --> 01:10:25,457 ..you're going to be part of the same category. 942 01:10:26,501 --> 01:10:29,061 Come on, let's go. - Alright. Let's go. 943 01:10:29,571 --> 01:10:33,302 But -... with my son-in-law. 944 01:10:33,408 --> 01:10:35,342 Ohhhhh! - Dad, behave! 945 01:10:35,710 --> 01:10:37,575 l forgot, Rahul's here. 946 01:10:37,646 --> 01:10:38,738 Where's granny? 947 01:10:45,186 --> 01:10:46,551 Oh Jesus! 948 01:10:47,422 --> 01:10:49,049 Shameless boy. 949 01:10:49,224 --> 01:10:50,350 What is your name? 950 01:10:50,792 --> 01:10:52,453 Ummm - Rahul. 951 01:10:52,661 --> 01:10:54,288 The T.V. 's on. 952 01:10:54,863 --> 01:10:56,763 Amitabh can see you. 953 01:10:57,766 --> 01:10:58,892 What a shame! 954 01:10:59,367 --> 01:11:01,835 Granny... granny... granny... - Bloody fool. 955 01:11:01,903 --> 01:11:03,427 Hi! l'm Steff. 956 01:11:03,505 --> 01:11:05,234 Sorry. Granny has a bit of a problem. 957 01:11:05,307 --> 01:11:07,605 Granny, you come with me. Come... come - come along. 958 01:11:09,644 --> 01:11:12,272 Come... come - come along. 959 01:11:12,380 --> 01:11:14,041 Where are you going? - l'm just checking him out. 960 01:11:14,282 --> 01:11:15,374 He's not that cute! 961 01:11:16,017 --> 01:11:17,143 Hi! - Hi! 962 01:11:17,218 --> 01:11:18,685 Looking sharp. - Thanks 963 01:11:19,487 --> 01:11:21,216 l'm... l'm Karan. 964 01:11:22,958 --> 01:11:24,550 Come on get ready... We're all heading out. 965 01:11:25,427 --> 01:11:26,519 Ya. 966 01:11:29,264 --> 01:11:31,732 Ri, get your husband ready. 967 01:11:34,703 --> 01:11:40,699 10, 9, 8, 7,6,5... 968 01:11:40,775 --> 01:11:44,370 4,3,2,1... 969 01:11:44,980 --> 01:11:46,845 Happy New Year! 970 01:11:49,517 --> 01:11:52,077 Happy New Year! - Happy New Year! 971 01:11:52,454 --> 01:11:53,944 Happy New Year darling. 972 01:11:54,823 --> 01:11:59,021 Happy New Year. - Steffy... Steffy... be careful! 973 01:11:59,227 --> 01:12:02,196 The last time he got drunk, he ended up marrying Riana. 974 01:12:03,164 --> 01:12:04,791 Rahul, ignore him please. 975 01:12:05,133 --> 01:12:06,964 Stop it Phil, sit down, 976 01:12:18,546 --> 01:12:20,980 Alright, alright! Who wants to dance? 977 01:12:21,316 --> 01:12:22,442 Dance? 978 01:12:22,517 --> 01:12:25,077 l'm going to dance from my seat. The Punjabi belly dance! 979 01:12:25,186 --> 01:12:28,121 How boring. - Hey come on Rahul, let's dance. 980 01:12:28,189 --> 01:12:29,679 No Sir. l don't... 981 01:12:30,225 --> 01:12:32,887 Come on - come on... You're family now, don't be shy. 982 01:12:32,961 --> 01:12:35,054 Auntyji! lt's my favourite song! 983 01:16:44,913 --> 01:16:46,881 Bye baby -bye dad, bye mom. - Goodnight. 984 01:16:49,550 --> 01:16:51,313 Phil, come on. Let's go. 985 01:16:51,386 --> 01:16:52,546 Wake up, mumma. 986 01:16:52,921 --> 01:16:55,651 l didn't know you had such a fun side hidden... 987 01:16:55,723 --> 01:16:57,122 ...behind your boring personality. 988 01:16:57,525 --> 01:16:59,254 Actually, neither did l. 989 01:16:59,928 --> 01:17:02,658 You move your bum pretty well on the dance floor. 990 01:17:03,331 --> 01:17:05,424 You're not half as bad yourself. 991 01:17:06,935 --> 01:17:09,733 Five on ten? Five and a half? 992 01:17:18,313 --> 01:17:19,473 A perfect ten. 993 01:17:22,083 --> 01:17:24,074 Eh idiot! That's mine. 994 01:17:24,986 --> 01:17:26,112 Sorry Aunty. 995 01:17:58,519 --> 01:18:01,488 Hello Mom, Happy New Year. 996 01:18:01,589 --> 01:18:02,851 Thank you my darling. 997 01:18:02,924 --> 01:18:04,892 Same to you my baby. 998 01:18:06,627 --> 01:18:08,458 Where have you been? 999 01:18:09,297 --> 01:18:10,855 l've been calling you for the past two days. 1000 01:18:10,932 --> 01:18:14,925 l'm sorry.. l.. l was at work. 1001 01:18:15,003 --> 01:18:18,234 l wish this year, you had been with us for New Years. 1002 01:18:18,306 --> 01:18:20,604 l wish l was there too. 1003 01:18:20,708 --> 01:18:22,232 How was your New Years? 1004 01:18:22,310 --> 01:18:24,540 lt was fantastic. You know... 1005 01:18:24,645 --> 01:18:29,139 The Shah's threw a party for the Bulani's and everybody was there. 1006 01:18:29,250 --> 01:18:30,376 Rahul... 1007 01:18:30,451 --> 01:18:32,419 Shhhh shhhh shhhh! 1008 01:18:32,954 --> 01:18:36,082 Actually mom l got to be somewhere. 1009 01:18:36,190 --> 01:18:37,316 l'll see you soon. Okay? 1010 01:18:37,392 --> 01:18:38,518 See me? 1011 01:18:38,593 --> 01:18:40,720 l mean l'll... l'll call you soon. 1012 01:18:40,795 --> 01:18:41,955 Bye mom. 1013 01:18:43,164 --> 01:18:44,893 You're going to get me killed. - Sorry! 1014 01:18:45,266 --> 01:18:46,358 Where are we going? 1015 01:18:46,434 --> 01:18:47,560 School. 1016 01:18:47,668 --> 01:18:48,794 School? 1017 01:18:48,870 --> 01:18:50,098 Come on. 1018 01:18:51,606 --> 01:18:52,732 l love this place. 1019 01:18:52,807 --> 01:18:54,707 lt's my favorite! 1020 01:18:54,809 --> 01:18:56,800 l wish l never had to leave. 1021 01:18:56,878 --> 01:18:58,505 We must be the first people in the world.. 1022 01:18:58,613 --> 01:19:00,103 ..who've come to school on a holiday. 1023 01:19:00,181 --> 01:19:02,012 Shut up! Come. 1024 01:19:02,450 --> 01:19:05,510 This is where my super hot boyfriend played basketball... 1025 01:19:06,020 --> 01:19:08,420 ...while all the girls stared at him. 1026 01:19:08,489 --> 01:19:10,480 Really? l'm sure he dumped you for.. 1027 01:19:10,591 --> 01:19:12,115 ..one of those very same girls. 1028 01:19:13,361 --> 01:19:14,623 Very smart. 1029 01:19:14,729 --> 01:19:16,492 This is cool. - Are they real? 1030 01:19:16,564 --> 01:19:17,758 Maybe. 1031 01:19:18,533 --> 01:19:21,434 All my school had was books and strict teachers. 1032 01:19:22,837 --> 01:19:25,101 This library was more famous for holding hands under the table... 1033 01:19:25,173 --> 01:19:27,869 ...than reading books on the table. 1034 01:19:28,276 --> 01:19:30,972 My boyfriend and me used to sit on that table. 1035 01:19:31,479 --> 01:19:33,242 Only hands? Not... 1036 01:19:34,949 --> 01:19:36,541 This is my school hall.. 1037 01:19:36,651 --> 01:19:38,118 ..where l performed for the last time... 1038 01:19:38,186 --> 01:19:40,051 ...before l had my accident. 1039 01:19:40,688 --> 01:19:42,588 lt's beautiful. - lsn't it? 1040 01:19:43,024 --> 01:19:45,891 l was eight years old when l performed here for the first time. 1041 01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:47,154 Right there. 1042 01:19:48,830 --> 01:19:51,390 And l know it's cheesy but right from... 1043 01:19:51,466 --> 01:19:53,263 ...that moment l knew l only wanted to be a dancer. 1044 01:19:54,435 --> 01:19:55,993 You miss this stage a lot don't you? 1045 01:19:58,406 --> 01:19:59,464 Sometimes. 1046 01:20:00,408 --> 01:20:02,069 l'm sure this stage misses you too. 1047 01:20:03,978 --> 01:20:05,138 Shut up! 1048 01:20:05,613 --> 01:20:06,978 You're quite talented. 1049 01:20:07,815 --> 01:20:09,146 Stop pulling my leg. 1050 01:20:09,217 --> 01:20:11,276 l'm not pulling your leg. l'm serious. 1051 01:20:11,385 --> 01:20:12,511 You were a ballet dancer. 1052 01:20:13,020 --> 01:20:14,612 Wanted to become an architect. 1053 01:20:16,090 --> 01:20:17,990 You're a stylist and look at me. 1054 01:20:18,092 --> 01:20:20,492 l'm so... so... 1055 01:20:21,362 --> 01:20:22,556 So what? 1056 01:20:22,997 --> 01:20:24,123 Average. 1057 01:20:24,832 --> 01:20:25,992 Are you crazy? 1058 01:20:26,367 --> 01:20:27,766 That's you're best quality. 1059 01:20:27,835 --> 01:20:28,995 That l'm average? 1060 01:20:29,103 --> 01:20:30,627 What kind of a backhanded compliment is that? 1061 01:20:31,105 --> 01:20:33,801 See, l've dated lots of men. 1062 01:20:34,509 --> 01:20:37,307 Some had great taste in music, but didn't read. 1063 01:20:37,678 --> 01:20:40,112 Those who read, were really boring. 1064 01:20:40,214 --> 01:20:41,977 And those who were even slightly interesting had... 1065 01:20:42,617 --> 01:20:44,881 ...really long beards. 1066 01:20:45,253 --> 01:20:47,721 Some had a drinking problem... some... Ri! Come to the point. 1067 01:20:49,891 --> 01:20:53,327 The point my friend is that you don't do anything in excess. 1068 01:20:53,794 --> 01:20:56,228 And that's a quality that's truly rare. 1069 01:20:57,565 --> 01:21:00,261 You, are perfectly average. 1070 01:21:01,235 --> 01:21:02,361 Average? 1071 01:21:02,470 --> 01:21:03,528 Yes! 1072 01:21:05,306 --> 01:21:06,466 l'm average. 1073 01:21:07,842 --> 01:21:09,139 l'm perfectly average. 1074 01:21:09,944 --> 01:21:11,844 l like that! Thank you. 1075 01:21:15,550 --> 01:21:16,949 Should l show you a secret place? 1076 01:21:25,159 --> 01:21:26,285 What is this? 1077 01:21:27,128 --> 01:21:29,096 My school's kissing spot. 1078 01:21:30,164 --> 01:21:32,564 Couples used to sneak in here all the time. 1079 01:21:36,804 --> 01:21:37,896 And you? 1080 01:21:38,306 --> 01:21:39,466 Obviously. 1081 01:21:39,874 --> 01:21:43,332 My best friend Amu kept a watch on the teachers from up there. 1082 01:21:44,712 --> 01:21:46,202 l had my first kiss here. 1083 01:21:50,651 --> 01:21:51,777 Thank you, Ri! 1084 01:21:55,890 --> 01:21:57,050 For changing my life. 1085 01:22:00,795 --> 01:22:03,662 Rahul! What was that? 1086 01:22:07,235 --> 01:22:08,361 What was that as in? 1087 01:22:10,705 --> 01:22:11,831 You like me, right? 1088 01:22:12,173 --> 01:22:14,038 No - l mean... Ri, don't joke around. 1089 01:22:14,108 --> 01:22:18,044 Yes.. but not that way. 1090 01:22:21,048 --> 01:22:22,140 So then, what are we doing out here? 1091 01:22:22,250 --> 01:22:26,152 Rahul, l was just... - Shit! Oh Shit! 1092 01:22:26,254 --> 01:22:27,881 Rahul! Hold on a second. Listen to me. 1093 01:22:27,989 --> 01:22:33,188 Rahul. Rahul, listen to me. 1094 01:22:33,294 --> 01:22:34,955 So what? You made a mistake. 1095 01:22:37,231 --> 01:22:39,791 l made a mistake? l made a mistake? 1096 01:22:40,201 --> 01:22:41,964 Yes... but why are you screaming? 1097 01:22:42,403 --> 01:22:44,200 Stuff like this happens between friends. 1098 01:22:44,805 --> 01:22:45,931 What happens Ri? 1099 01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:48,338 Do friends start giving each other wrong hints? - What? 1100 01:22:48,809 --> 01:22:50,504 Don't be so innocent, Ri. - What hint? 1101 01:22:50,945 --> 01:22:52,879 Did you take me to the kissing spot to watch a film? 1102 01:22:54,882 --> 01:22:57,407 l was showing you my school, God damn it! 1103 01:22:57,885 --> 01:23:00,945 And if you misunderstood, how is that my fault? 1104 01:23:01,022 --> 01:23:02,182 lt's all my fault. 1105 01:23:02,256 --> 01:23:04,087 Seven days ago, l didn't even know you... 1106 01:23:04,158 --> 01:23:05,921 ...and today you want to change everything about me... 1107 01:23:06,027 --> 01:23:08,894 ...my mindset, my attitude... Even my stupid hairstyle. 1108 01:23:08,963 --> 01:23:11,090 What am l supposed to make of that? Of course you don't like me! 1109 01:23:11,165 --> 01:23:14,828 l like you. But as a friend. 1110 01:23:14,935 --> 01:23:16,800 Bull shit Ri! You led me on. 1111 01:23:16,871 --> 01:23:19,339 You just wanted me to run after you. 1112 01:23:19,707 --> 01:23:21,971 You should feel happy now. l followed you all the way to lndia. 1113 01:23:22,043 --> 01:23:24,170 Why are you misunderstanding everything, Rahul? 1114 01:23:24,245 --> 01:23:26,440 You know what! Thank God l've finally understood... 1115 01:23:26,514 --> 01:23:27,674 ...what you're all about. 1116 01:23:28,049 --> 01:23:29,516 You know what... just forget it. 1117 01:23:30,618 --> 01:23:31,710 Rahul... 1118 01:23:51,439 --> 01:23:52,565 Stop! 1119 01:23:52,673 --> 01:23:54,834 Rahul! Rahul! 1120 01:23:58,045 --> 01:24:01,811 Rahul, what are you doing here? 1121 01:24:02,650 --> 01:24:03,742 l was coming home. 1122 01:24:04,051 --> 01:24:06,485 But what are you doing in lndia? - ls everything okay? 1123 01:24:11,258 --> 01:24:12,350 Mom. 1124 01:24:13,494 --> 01:24:14,688 Mom, let me explain to you 1125 01:24:14,962 --> 01:24:16,725 She's a colleague of mine, Riana. 1126 01:24:16,831 --> 01:24:17,923 Riana, Mom. 1127 01:24:18,466 --> 01:24:19,558 Hello Ma'am. 1128 01:24:20,034 --> 01:24:22,628 Mom we've come to lndia for a research project. 1129 01:24:23,838 --> 01:24:26,398 Don't you remember l called you and told you that l'll see you soon? 1130 01:24:28,576 --> 01:24:29,838 l just landed this morning, mom. 1131 01:24:30,544 --> 01:24:32,239 l was going to come home after the site visit. 1132 01:24:34,281 --> 01:24:35,407 lt's a surprise. 1133 01:24:37,485 --> 01:24:38,611 Happy New Year 1134 01:24:39,286 --> 01:24:40,446 l love you. 1135 01:24:41,555 --> 01:24:43,250 Oh! My baby. 1136 01:24:44,225 --> 01:24:46,125 l nearly died in those five seconds. 1137 01:24:46,193 --> 01:24:48,184 Don't you ever do that to me again. 1138 01:24:48,662 --> 01:24:50,823 Now come on let's go home and have some lunch. 1139 01:24:50,898 --> 01:24:52,058 We'll call dad as well. 1140 01:24:52,733 --> 01:24:53,825 Do join us. 1141 01:24:55,770 --> 01:24:57,397 Do join us. Come, come. 1142 01:25:17,224 --> 01:25:19,249 Oooooh! What a wonderful surprise. 1143 01:25:19,860 --> 01:25:22,294 l should've understood your hint when you called. 1144 01:25:22,563 --> 01:25:23,621 How foolish of me. 1145 01:25:24,665 --> 01:25:28,123 So, since when have the two of you been working together? 1146 01:25:30,070 --> 01:25:31,560 lt's been a year. 1147 01:25:31,839 --> 01:25:32,965 A year? 1148 01:25:33,774 --> 01:25:36,743 What's this project you've come down for? 1149 01:25:39,180 --> 01:25:40,841 Research. - Research? 1150 01:25:42,049 --> 01:25:43,243 On micro housing. 1151 01:25:43,317 --> 01:25:46,878 Marshall and Fox want to invest in the lndian market so... 1152 01:25:47,121 --> 01:25:49,021 Which company do they plan on collaborating with? 1153 01:25:52,059 --> 01:25:53,651 Don't you feel he should have been... 1154 01:25:53,727 --> 01:25:56,855 ...a CBl official instead of a businessman? 1155 01:26:00,801 --> 01:26:05,500 Baby, chew your food. Don't swallow. Thirty two times. 1156 01:26:08,909 --> 01:26:10,570 What kind of a haircut are you sporting? 1157 01:26:10,811 --> 01:26:13,871 lt looks like someone's electrocuted the poor fellow. 1158 01:26:13,948 --> 01:26:15,040 Right? 1159 01:26:15,349 --> 01:26:17,340 lt's certainly not Vidal Sassoon. 1160 01:26:19,386 --> 01:26:22,446 Umm - we should be leaving. 1161 01:26:22,523 --> 01:26:23,751 l've got a site visit reminder. 1162 01:26:24,492 --> 01:26:27,791 l'm going for a meeting. Can l give you two a lift? 1163 01:26:29,697 --> 01:26:31,756 No thanks dad. l'll drive. 1164 01:26:42,409 --> 01:26:43,535 Nice. 1165 01:26:44,979 --> 01:26:47,846 So everything that happened between us was only as friends? 1166 01:26:49,216 --> 01:26:50,877 What has happened between us Rahul? 1167 01:26:52,119 --> 01:26:53,643 When you asked me to come to lndia with you, 1168 01:26:53,721 --> 01:26:55,382 you did it as a friend? 1169 01:26:55,990 --> 01:26:59,517 Of course! You needed a break. 1170 01:27:00,494 --> 01:27:03,224 You've done so much for me, l just wanted to ... 1171 01:27:03,297 --> 01:27:04,389 You were returning a favour? 1172 01:27:08,435 --> 01:27:09,493 No. 1173 01:27:14,108 --> 01:27:18,067 Rahul, l never meant to mislead you. 1174 01:27:19,513 --> 01:27:20,946 l just wanted to take care of you. 1175 01:27:21,015 --> 01:27:24,109 l can take care of myself, Riana. l'm twenty-five years old 1176 01:27:26,754 --> 01:27:28,551 And you still lie to your parents. 1177 01:27:32,192 --> 01:27:33,318 Thank you. 1178 01:28:06,126 --> 01:28:07,252 Mom 1179 01:28:07,561 --> 01:28:08,960 Hello baby. 1180 01:28:09,263 --> 01:28:10,628 How was the site visit? 1181 01:28:11,899 --> 01:28:15,801 lt was okay. Umm.. mom, l want to tell you something. 1182 01:28:17,104 --> 01:28:18,537 Of course. Sure. 1183 01:28:24,311 --> 01:28:25,437 The thing is l ... 1184 01:28:25,512 --> 01:28:27,070 First you tell me, 1185 01:28:27,181 --> 01:28:28,671 This nail polish or this one? 1186 01:28:30,217 --> 01:28:31,343 This one right? 1187 01:28:31,986 --> 01:28:33,647 This is so average. 1188 01:28:33,954 --> 01:28:35,945 l like to be unique. Don't you? 1189 01:28:37,858 --> 01:28:39,018 No mom ... - Oh. 1190 01:28:39,760 --> 01:28:41,022 Look who's here. 1191 01:28:41,261 --> 01:28:42,387 Mr. surprise. 1192 01:28:44,231 --> 01:28:45,357 When are you heading back? 1193 01:28:47,368 --> 01:28:50,098 Umm.. on the fifth. 1194 01:28:50,404 --> 01:28:51,530 The fifth? That's good. 1195 01:28:51,605 --> 01:28:58,875 Because l feel Bulani's and Shah's will lock the deal this week. 1196 01:28:58,979 --> 01:29:00,469 So l am thinking of inviting them... 1197 01:29:01,181 --> 01:29:03,672 ...for dinner on the fourth to seal the deal. You know! 1198 01:29:04,251 --> 01:29:05,775 Will their wives be there as well? 1199 01:29:08,589 --> 01:29:09,681 You're going to be there right? 1200 01:29:12,393 --> 01:29:13,485 What were you telling me? 1201 01:29:13,560 --> 01:29:14,652 Umm.. 1202 01:29:15,262 --> 01:29:16,388 Surprise us. 1203 01:29:20,167 --> 01:29:23,796 No. Nothing important. 1204 01:30:50,324 --> 01:30:52,189 Why is life so complicated mom? 1205 01:30:52,493 --> 01:30:54,757 lt is going to be okay. 1206 01:30:55,129 --> 01:30:56,255 l can't believe it. 1207 01:30:57,898 --> 01:31:01,527 You understood his feelings before l did. 1208 01:32:40,300 --> 01:32:41,494 Hello Rahul. 1209 01:32:44,004 --> 01:32:45,130 Which one? 1210 01:32:45,572 --> 01:32:48,973 Umm .. it doesn't matter. 1211 01:32:55,015 --> 01:32:56,209 Rahul. 1212 01:32:58,185 --> 01:33:01,484 You know how important this deal is for the both of us. Right? 1213 01:33:05,359 --> 01:33:12,697 You can't even imagine the kind of kick-start your career would get. 1214 01:33:15,035 --> 01:33:16,662 l've worked very hard for this Rahul. 1215 01:33:18,338 --> 01:33:19,566 One more thing ... 1216 01:33:21,008 --> 01:33:24,409 Mr. Shah will talk to you about Mr. Hathiramani's daughter. 1217 01:33:25,779 --> 01:33:27,542 There's no hurry. 1218 01:33:28,649 --> 01:33:29,775 Take your time. 1219 01:33:31,184 --> 01:33:32,617 lt's also very important 1220 01:33:35,756 --> 01:33:36,916 You're looking nice. 1221 01:34:27,908 --> 01:34:29,603 Oh! l have to tell you, 1222 01:34:30,043 --> 01:34:34,309 Mr. Bulani had taken us to see the Opera at Ceaser's Palace. 1223 01:34:35,649 --> 01:34:36,775 lt was absolutely wonderful. 1224 01:34:36,850 --> 01:34:38,340 lt was awesome. 1225 01:34:40,220 --> 01:34:43,417 l bought the top ten classical CD at the airport itself. 1226 01:34:43,890 --> 01:34:45,482 The Mozzart, beautiful. 1227 01:34:46,393 --> 01:34:47,860 Honey, it was Bethoven 1228 01:34:50,330 --> 01:34:51,490 Eat you dinner darling. 1229 01:34:52,899 --> 01:34:53,991 Rahul my boy. 1230 01:34:54,468 --> 01:34:55,935 What's the matter? You look sad. 1231 01:34:56,470 --> 01:34:58,461 lt looks like you haven't eaten pizza for a while! 1232 01:34:59,106 --> 01:35:00,198 Pizza? 1233 01:35:00,307 --> 01:35:02,002 lt's our own little joke. 1234 01:35:03,577 --> 01:35:05,909 Looks like you haven't been taking my advice. 1235 01:35:06,146 --> 01:35:07,272 lmpossible! 1236 01:35:07,381 --> 01:35:10,043 lf he doesn't listen to you guys, whom would he listen to? 1237 01:35:10,117 --> 01:35:13,348 Taking about advice, Mrs. Kapoor, the market's down. 1238 01:35:13,854 --> 01:35:15,981 lt's the right time to invest in diamonds. 1239 01:35:16,089 --> 01:35:18,990 Aah! Great minds think alike Mr. Shah. 1240 01:35:19,726 --> 01:35:21,717 Darling, show them the finger. 1241 01:35:24,097 --> 01:35:25,257 Come on. 1242 01:35:29,503 --> 01:35:30,629 Tiffany's? 1243 01:35:30,737 --> 01:35:31,999 Oh! that's such a beautiful rock. 1244 01:35:32,072 --> 01:35:34,336 lt's a big rock, just like my big .. 1245 01:35:36,977 --> 01:35:40,174 Sorry. Sorry. Non veg jokes not allowed. 1246 01:35:40,247 --> 01:35:42,181 Mr. Bulani's got a great sense of humor. 1247 01:35:46,353 --> 01:35:48,378 Well Rahul, l've got some advice for you too. 1248 01:35:48,755 --> 01:35:51,417 Before you leave, you should meet Sukhmani Hathiramani. 1249 01:35:51,491 --> 01:35:53,254 Mr. Hathiramani's looking for good suitor. 1250 01:35:53,493 --> 01:35:55,552 lt's a good idea. lt'll be great for the business. 1251 01:35:55,662 --> 01:35:56,856 Absolutely. l mean he's very keen on meeting her. 1252 01:35:56,963 --> 01:35:59,898 lnfact it's about time my son got married. 1253 01:36:01,168 --> 01:36:03,329 And Rahul my boy, l'll give you a few tips after... 1254 01:36:03,403 --> 01:36:05,894 ...which she won't look at any other man apart from you. 1255 01:36:06,907 --> 01:36:10,035 Gone are those days... thanks to my wife... 1256 01:36:10,143 --> 01:36:11,576 ...she can't take her hands off me. 1257 01:36:12,946 --> 01:36:15,915 For her it's all about loving her husband, if you know what l mean. 1258 01:36:15,982 --> 01:36:17,108 Ouchhhhhh! 1259 01:36:18,218 --> 01:36:19,446 What happened? - What happened? 1260 01:36:19,519 --> 01:36:22,818 l think Mrs. Bulani got a cramp in her hand. Right? 1261 01:36:23,390 --> 01:36:24,482 l did not. 1262 01:36:24,558 --> 01:36:26,219 A cramp? ln her hand? 1263 01:36:27,661 --> 01:36:29,322 Get some ice please. lce. 1264 01:36:29,429 --> 01:36:30,521 Would you like some ice? - No. 1265 01:36:31,565 --> 01:36:33,362 Use my hanky? - l'm fine! 1266 01:36:37,404 --> 01:36:38,496 Mr. Shah ... 1267 01:36:39,473 --> 01:36:42,237 Rahul's really excited about our partnership. 1268 01:36:42,309 --> 01:36:43,833 We were talking about it yesterday itself. 1269 01:36:43,910 --> 01:36:45,207 He has some wonderful ideas. 1270 01:36:45,312 --> 01:36:46,404 Rahul... - Oh really. 1271 01:36:46,513 --> 01:36:48,242 Actually he's come down for a very big project... 1272 01:36:48,315 --> 01:36:50,180 ...commissioned by Marshall and Fox in lndia. 1273 01:36:50,250 --> 01:36:51,717 Rahul tell them about the whole micro housing project... 1274 01:36:51,785 --> 01:36:53,309 ...that ... come on tell us Rahul .. 1275 01:36:53,386 --> 01:36:54,512 lt's a lie dad. 1276 01:36:54,955 --> 01:36:56,081 Sorry. 1277 01:36:58,959 --> 01:37:00,119 A lie! 1278 01:37:07,367 --> 01:37:08,493 What do you mean? 1279 01:37:08,568 --> 01:37:09,660 What are you saying Rahul? 1280 01:37:11,338 --> 01:37:13,431 What l'm saying dad is that l lost my job. 1281 01:37:14,841 --> 01:37:16,832 Not just that, after you guys left Vegas, 1282 01:37:16,910 --> 01:37:19,504 l got so hammered one night, that l ended up getting married. 1283 01:37:20,147 --> 01:37:21,239 Married? 1284 01:37:21,348 --> 01:37:22,576 Married? - To whom? 1285 01:37:22,682 --> 01:37:24,274 Married? - To whom? 1286 01:37:29,256 --> 01:37:30,348 To Riana. 1287 01:37:30,991 --> 01:37:32,117 Your colleague? 1288 01:37:32,392 --> 01:37:33,586 Actually dad, l lied about that too. 1289 01:37:33,693 --> 01:37:35,888 She's not my colleague, she's a hairstylist. 1290 01:37:35,962 --> 01:37:40,331 Oh God! A Barber. - What! You married a hairdresser? 1291 01:37:40,567 --> 01:37:42,034 l mean .. Oh my God! 1292 01:37:42,669 --> 01:37:44,330 Mom, we're getting the marriage annulled. 1293 01:37:44,437 --> 01:37:45,529 Please don't over-react. 1294 01:37:46,640 --> 01:37:47,732 Divorce? 1295 01:37:48,608 --> 01:37:50,735 You're getting divorced! - lt's not a divorce... 1296 01:37:53,313 --> 01:37:55,144 Everybody just please calm down. 1297 01:37:55,649 --> 01:37:57,617 lt's all in the past. He's had his fun. 1298 01:37:57,684 --> 01:38:00,517 Sweety, we'll find you a really nice girl. 1299 01:38:00,620 --> 01:38:01,985 Your mum's right. 1300 01:38:02,222 --> 01:38:04,349 You listen to me .. listen to me.. 1301 01:38:04,424 --> 01:38:07,985 Go meet Sukhmani Hathiramani tomorrow itself. 1302 01:38:08,061 --> 01:38:09,824 No matter what she's like, Let's face it... 1303 01:38:10,330 --> 01:38:11,456 ...she'll be better than a barber! 1304 01:38:11,531 --> 01:38:12,623 l mean, come on ya .. 1305 01:38:19,973 --> 01:38:21,065 Shut up! 1306 01:38:24,544 --> 01:38:26,011 You want to give me relationship advice? 1307 01:38:26,613 --> 01:38:28,171 Your wife was... - Rahul! Rahul! 1308 01:38:31,484 --> 01:38:32,610 ls this how you talk to a guest? 1309 01:38:34,020 --> 01:38:36,079 Excuse yourself and go outside, - l'm not going anywhere dad. 1310 01:38:36,389 --> 01:38:38,983 Go outside and get yourself some fresh air. 1311 01:38:39,059 --> 01:38:40,185 l'm not going anywhere dad. 1312 01:38:43,063 --> 01:38:49,798 Okay .. fine! We'll discuss this tomorrow. 1313 01:38:50,904 --> 01:38:52,269 When do we discuss anything dad? 1314 01:38:52,772 --> 01:38:54,637 You talk and l listen. That's not a discussion. 1315 01:38:54,741 --> 01:38:56,436 Rahul, is this how you talk to your elders? 1316 01:38:56,509 --> 01:38:58,409 Which elders are you talking about mom? You? 1317 01:38:58,712 --> 01:39:00,907 Who's been trying to look thirty-five for the past ten years... 1318 01:39:02,115 --> 01:39:04,413 ...or dad who's constantly trying to remind me... 1319 01:39:04,517 --> 01:39:05,643 ...that all l am is a failure. 1320 01:39:07,087 --> 01:39:08,850 Rahul, that's not fair. 1321 01:39:08,922 --> 01:39:10,389 That's not fair. Come on .. 1322 01:39:10,957 --> 01:39:12,584 Since the day you were born... 1323 01:39:12,692 --> 01:39:14,387 ...you've been given everything you asked for. 1324 01:39:14,461 --> 01:39:15,519 l asked for? 1325 01:39:15,595 --> 01:39:17,529 Dad, you've given me everything that you wanted to give me... 1326 01:39:17,597 --> 01:39:18,655 ...so that l would become just like you. 1327 01:39:18,732 --> 01:39:21,565 But l'm not you and l don't even want to be like you. l .. 1328 01:39:21,635 --> 01:39:23,159 l'll take care of him.. - Stop it. Stop it .. 1329 01:39:23,236 --> 01:39:24,601 l'll take care of him. 1330 01:39:24,704 --> 01:39:25,796 Are you crazy? lnstead of trying to take care of me... 1331 01:39:25,872 --> 01:39:26,964 ...why don't you take care of your wife? 1332 01:39:27,040 --> 01:39:28,507 She can't get her hands off me! - Dayna? 1333 01:39:28,842 --> 01:39:29,968 l did not. 1334 01:39:30,043 --> 01:39:31,806 Rahul behave... 1335 01:39:31,911 --> 01:39:33,378 How much more appropriately should l behave? 1336 01:39:33,446 --> 01:39:35,311 Wear ajacket, adjust your bow, spike your hair... 1337 01:39:35,382 --> 01:39:36,906 ...join the family business, use chopsticks ... 1338 01:39:36,983 --> 01:39:38,143 l'm tired! 1339 01:39:38,385 --> 01:39:40,410 lt's my life. And whether l eat with chopsticks... 1340 01:39:40,487 --> 01:39:42,648 ...a fork or my damn hands, it's my decision. 1341 01:39:42,722 --> 01:39:44,485 So just let me breathe. 1342 01:39:51,197 --> 01:39:52,994 What's wrong with using chopsticks? 1343 01:40:07,847 --> 01:40:09,075 Enjoy your dinner everyone. 1344 01:40:19,359 --> 01:40:20,451 What's wrong with you? 1345 01:40:20,727 --> 01:40:21,819 Stupid! 1346 01:40:50,423 --> 01:40:51,549 l'm sorry 1347 01:40:52,425 --> 01:40:54,393 Please Rahul, don't embarrass me. 1348 01:40:54,627 --> 01:40:56,857 No. Really, l am. 1349 01:40:59,099 --> 01:41:04,401 l'm so stupid, l always cross the line. 1350 01:41:07,607 --> 01:41:12,135 l'm really sorry that l hurt your feelings. 1351 01:41:13,046 --> 01:41:15,139 Ayyy ... cutie pie. 1352 01:41:16,916 --> 01:41:18,042 Hi granny. 1353 01:41:20,587 --> 01:41:21,747 Let's step outside. 1354 01:41:26,826 --> 01:41:28,316 Rahul, you're the one with whom 1355 01:41:28,661 --> 01:41:31,858 l can discuss my screwed up relationships. 1356 01:41:33,933 --> 01:41:38,063 l would never want to screw up our relationship. 1357 01:41:40,106 --> 01:41:42,336 As of now, l don't want to be with anyone. 1358 01:41:44,677 --> 01:41:47,703 Not even if it's as wonderful a person as you. 1359 01:41:49,449 --> 01:41:50,882 Another backhanded compliment. 1360 01:41:51,184 --> 01:41:54,415 No! l love you sooooo much Rahul. 1361 01:41:55,321 --> 01:41:56,413 Really. 1362 01:41:57,657 --> 01:41:59,056 But just as a friend. 1363 01:42:01,961 --> 01:42:03,553 That's where the problem lies. 1364 01:42:04,531 --> 01:42:08,228 l feel the love, you feel the friendship. 1365 01:42:08,701 --> 01:42:12,501 The only problem is that you've gone a step ahead of where l am. 1366 01:42:14,774 --> 01:42:16,935 All l have to do is pull you back. 1367 01:42:18,745 --> 01:42:20,178 Ri! lt's not that easy. 1368 01:42:22,048 --> 01:42:23,777 We can try, can't we? 1369 01:42:28,755 --> 01:42:31,519 You look so cute when you cry, it's tough to say no. 1370 01:42:34,694 --> 01:42:36,423 l'm really sorry l hurt you Rahul. 1371 01:42:40,133 --> 01:42:41,293 l really am. 1372 01:42:46,673 --> 01:42:50,939 First you sit so close to me and then you wonder why l get mislead. 1373 01:42:55,682 --> 01:42:56,808 Do you want a hug? 1374 01:43:20,073 --> 01:43:21,904 So your mom didn't send you to 1375 01:43:21,975 --> 01:43:23,465 Vidal Sassoon to change your electric shock haircut? 1376 01:43:26,346 --> 01:43:28,780 As of now, l'm the one who's shocked them. 1377 01:43:29,182 --> 01:43:30,274 What do you mean? 1378 01:43:35,221 --> 01:43:36,279 l told them. 1379 01:43:36,389 --> 01:43:37,583 No!!! 1380 01:43:38,491 --> 01:43:39,617 Everything. 1381 01:43:40,193 --> 01:43:42,354 About my job, our wedding and every habit of their's... 1382 01:43:43,329 --> 01:43:46,560 ...that annoys the hell out of me. 1383 01:43:47,967 --> 01:43:49,059 So now? 1384 01:43:49,936 --> 01:43:51,028 Now what? 1385 01:43:53,806 --> 01:43:56,570 l'm going to wear a tie of my own choice. 1386 01:43:58,111 --> 01:43:59,339 What fun. 1387 01:44:01,781 --> 01:44:03,442 l'm going to swallow my food as and when l want. 1388 01:44:04,551 --> 01:44:08,817 No baby! Chew your food, thirty two times. 1389 01:44:28,675 --> 01:44:32,270 There are those times in your life when you feel you can fly. 1390 01:44:33,046 --> 01:44:36,607 You feel there's something in the universe that's made just for you. 1391 01:44:37,317 --> 01:44:39,581 And that night was made just for me. 1392 01:44:45,425 --> 01:44:48,292 The morning after, turned out to be even more beautiful than... 1393 01:44:48,728 --> 01:44:49,854 ...l ever imagined it to be. 1394 01:44:51,397 --> 01:44:57,131 Aaaaaaaah... 1395 01:45:04,010 --> 01:45:07,309 ln retrospect, l do feel that maybe l said too much that night. 1396 01:45:08,147 --> 01:45:10,081 But l do hope, some day Mom and Dad understand me. 1397 01:45:12,251 --> 01:45:15,311 The next morning, we were in Vegas for the annulment 1398 01:45:16,155 --> 01:45:17,417 And for better or worse... 1399 01:45:17,957 --> 01:45:21,723 ...Riana and me are no longer husband and wife but just friends. 1400 01:45:22,662 --> 01:45:24,095 And since then she has been trying... 1401 01:45:24,163 --> 01:45:25,960 ...to hook me up with some girl or another. 1402 01:45:26,232 --> 01:45:29,224 She doesn't spare a chance... And it's really embarassing. 1403 01:45:33,573 --> 01:45:36,974 But l don't want to date anyone else because l really love her. 1404 01:45:39,512 --> 01:45:43,107 l don't seem to understand what she finds lacking in me. 1405 01:45:43,716 --> 01:45:45,308 Now l even have ajob... 1406 01:45:46,986 --> 01:45:50,979 lt may not be in the top 10 but l get time off for my photography 1407 01:45:51,290 --> 01:45:54,748 and obviously my favourite model... you know. 1408 01:45:56,329 --> 01:45:58,923 Well, sometimes l hope the future's better. 1409 01:46:00,066 --> 01:46:03,058 But then l realise that the present's not too bad either. 1410 01:46:03,670 --> 01:46:07,731 Life isn't perfect, but l am happy. l'm really happy 1411 01:46:08,274 --> 01:46:11,141 For the first time, l'm living life on my own terms. 1412 01:46:11,678 --> 01:46:15,876 As for Riana and me, we often cross the chapel where we got married 1413 01:46:16,149 --> 01:46:17,446 And l believe that... 1414 01:46:17,517 --> 01:46:21,419 ...someday l will convince her to get back in there and marry me. 100584