All language subtitles for Ciao Manhattan-1972

[ Music, Ocean Waves
and Singing ]

>> What are these surfers doing?

than shit.

Boy, I tell you, California
sure is a strange place.

Nobody ever tells you nothing.

They just look at you like
you're all spaced out,

and talk about everything
except what you want to know.

Say, can you all tell
me how far to Malibu?

>> Malibu?

Far out. Want to buy some
cillisidement ,

a dollar a head?

>> I'd like to except all
my money's right here.

Cilisidement; goddamn, I
don't want any of that shit.

I hear you never
know what's in it.

And with poison and
stuff, it's supposed

to make you trip
better but it don't.

It just messes you all up.

Yeah,
look at that fucker.

Well, I wished
I could have come out here

in California in my chopper.

I'd show that son of a
bitch something then.

Except I didn't have no
talent for it, goddamn!

I had -- my old man told me
I couldn't come out here.

state, unless
I have the talent for it.

I had me a bunch of money saved
up from working at Used Tool.

And then I saw this old
Mercedes just sitting

on a lot, all beat up and shit.

I fixed up the engine
and traded my pickup

and a few hundred
bucks and split.

And I tell you, boy,
it's fine so far.

[ Bubbling Sound
and Phone Dialing ]

>> Yes, Jackson .

Yes, well, I assure you that I
would be amenable to anything

that you feel will distract her
from her neurotic needs and,

well, assume some
responsibility for herself.

Well, the treatments seemed
to be doing her so much good

at first, but they are
frightfully expensive.

Jeffrey, will you do something
about this leaky fountain?

Yes, Dr. Brown, yes.

Well, I will see to it that she
never misses a session again,

but, you know, my work
is very demanding.

It takes most of my attention
and all of my time, and I...

>> I found this -- this
girl here was hitchhiking

and Ipicked her up.

So I seen on these tags here

that this is where
she belongs at.

Ah, trick-or-treat.

>> What was that, Jeffrey?

>> Ma'am?

>> My God.

Jeffrey! Get her down
to the pool immediately.

>> Jeffrey, I'm sorry.

>> Oh, my ass.

>> Ow! Ow!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

>> You make me miserable, girl.

>> I'll never do it
again, I promise.

I Don't know what I'm...

>> Sit down, young man.

Dr. Brown, company has come in.

May I call you back?

[Sound of phone being
hung up] What's your name?

>> What?

>> Where do you come from?

>> Huston.

>> Texas.

>> Yes, ma'am.

>> What do you do?

>> You mean right now?

>> Any time.

>> Well, I just sort of drive
around looking at things.

>> Well, it was very nice of
you to bring my daughter home.

Oh, well, what kind of
things do you look at?

>> Strange stuff.

>> Well, what do you
plan to do when you get

through looking at
strange stuff?

I mean, what do you want
to do when you grow up?

I mean, what would you rather do
more than anything in the world?

>> Build me a flying saucer.

>> How would you go
about doing that?

>> Well, I'd go around to the
men that knew how to build them

and what kind of
materials to use

and the engines they
ought to have.

>> Well, do flying
saucers have engines?

Well, I suppose they'd have to
have something to make them fly.

Well, how would you like
to teach my daughter how

to build a flying saucer?

>> Well, I don't know.

>> I'll have Jeffrey take
you and introduce you

to her properly, and you
could tell her you're going

to teach her how to
build a flying saucer.

>> Well, are you all fixing
to be here for a while?

I mean, you know, because I
wanted to talk to you some more.

>> I haven't got time to
build a flying saucer.

I've got to go to work.

>> What did you say
your name was?

>> Butch.

>> How did you meet
the princess, sir?

>> Well, I was, you know, just
coming from Huston and I went

down there to look at the
ocean, you know, and everything.

I ain't never seen it before.

And, boy, it was pretty, too.

And I was thinking, "Goddamn,

I'd sure like to
have me a chick.

And it was, you know, hevens,

all of a sudden I seen
this chick just hitchhiking

on the side of the highway.

>> She had her little
.

>> Yeah, how did you know?

>> Oh, she's kind
of proud of them.

>> Is she your chick?

>> In the immortal
words of Brigam Young,

the two worst things you can
do is invade another person's

privacy and kick the
lady out of your bed.

>> I need chicks.

>> No, thanks.

>> Goddamn, look at that!

>> Oh, never mind about that.

You turn around out back and
I'll go fix us up some grub.

>> So, who's them
pictures of you got there?

>> I'm preparing a portfolio of
friends and acquaintances I knew

in New York during
my modelling career.

New York, girl of the year,
millionairess, socialite,

bullshit, Andy Wolhaus
, superstar.

All this really had
a bad effect on me.

It seems -- it's strange,

wherever I've been I've
been quite notorious

and quite innocently so,
but I've never been anywhere

where I haven't been known.

I remember many times
in New York I'd be

out all day frolicking
around the lower east side,

and then I'd come back and I was
very heavy on my makeup then.

I would spend about an
hour and a half clowning --

couldn't stop weeping, and they
called my mother in California

and said that I was dead.

They thought I was dead.

Within the next 10 minutes,
I started to breathe.

Anyways...

>> Goddamn.

It sounds llike you
really got your tit caught

in the wringer, huh?

Maybe that's how come
they stick out like that.

>> I finally had
with cities.

All my clothes, Blunt Ciago
originals, Chanelles,

all my furs, all my
jewels, the money for drugs.

>> Maybe if I stick around,
I can get me a little poon.

Boy, too bad my buddy
Hank ain't here.

He used to go with a rich chick.

I guess all that bread
makes them act real weird.

>> Jeffrey, did I ask
you to make my lunch?

>> Look at that.

She doesn't even do jack shit.

That guy Jeff that works here,
he's kind of strange, too.

He seems like a real nice
guy, all right, but --

what the hell's she doing now?

I cannot understand.

It just don't make sense.

Here's this chick and
she's fine; I mean,

she ain't ugly or nothing.

And I'm a guy and I like chicks.

I know she does her
dancing and her carrying on,

but it just ain't
turn me on no how.

Maybe it's on account
of she's older.

My dad always went
after older women.

They're supposed
to be the finest.

Maybe she's doing something

that older woman's does that's
supposed to make you excited

or something that I
don't know about like

"Love Potion Number Nine".

Woo, woo. She probably
must do that for everybody

that comes around here.

You know, she's doing
it for herself.

Oh, she'd be running
naked through the woods,

so I guess that she
must be doing it for me.

I feel kind of sorry
for her in a way,

but I don't exactly know why.

>> Blimpy had a cough like
this when he hanged himself

in my room when I was 12.

>> Who's Blimpy?

>> He was my brother.

I loved him and I wanted him.

>> Just don't give it
another thought, young fellow.

>> Well, I bet one
thing she never had

when she was a kid
was a good assful.

>> Boy, I tell you, sure
glad that cracker's going

to take over this time.

Old Jeff's got
to follow after ,

slobbering all up and
down inside herself.

I didn't ask for this.

I want a job, man.

I can get a -- bummer.

Bummer. No time to
go to the beach.

I'm sick of this shit, for sure.

I've got to get in the wind.

I feel sorry for the
whole mess of them.

I'll feel a lot better
when I'm gone.

had it rough.

I've got to settle out my
affairs with the old bag.

That old broad jumping
on my chest every day.

Crazy old fool, anyhow.

All she wants to
know about is pies.

A bunch of shit.

>> Speak to him, Emy
, you know?

>> Yeah, well, top of
the morning to you, Mom.

>>

>> I was kind of hoping
you'd have a minute

to talk before you
start your busy day.

>> What, dear?

>> Look, you know I like
your daughter a whole lot,

and you know I like taking
care of her and stuff.

I mean, you know, I
don't mind running around

and doing her things
for her and stuff.

I mean, you know, she's a nice
girl and I really like her.

And, you know, it's no big
shit to me what happens to her.

>> Jeffrey.

>> I mean, you know, I really
like to do those things.

I mean, she's a nice girl
and .

Don't get me wrong; I
like working here a lot.

And I do appreciate your
giving me a place to crash

and everything, either.

I mean, Susan's been
getting a lot better lately.

I really don't mind
taking care of her.

She's starting to see
to her own things.

>> You know, Jeffrey, it really
is wonderful what Dr. Brown has

done to help Susan.

>> It's not a bad situation.

I'm helping.

>> But Scott never
gave me a bum steer.

Gee, these things sure cover
up a mother's sins.

>> Right.

>> Those barbarians in
that New York hospital.

12 Tuinal a day plan.

You know, I should
have reported them

to the Medical Association
ages ago.

But Dr. Brown's treatment
really makes sense.

>> All right.

>>
Look at that.

She looks just like that chick
in creepy comic books .

>> I'm going to get drunk.

>> What do you want to
drink that shit for?

You want to drink something
that'll do something for you.

You ought to drink you some Dr.
Pepper here because ,

you know, can get you all
energized and feeling real good.

Besides, why, it tastes fine!

Bullshit,
she done that on purpose.

>> Ouch. Fuck.

>> [Speaking in foreign
language]

>> Oh, God, another scar.

>> Here, stick your
foot up here.

Goddamn. Hey, you
better turn over.

I know, it's just like she's
inside her own little biddy

world, all by herself.

>> Oh, I hate this stuff.

Hey, Butch, you want a drink?

>> Hell, at least
she's having fun.

>> I wonder if lunch is ready.

Jeffrey.

Jeffrey, I want my lunch.

>> Never mind that.

You better run and see her.

This is going to get infected.

Have you got any band-aid
for my darling down here?

>> Methengreen ?

>> Hell, no, naphthalate.

Anything that burns.

If it burns, then you
know it's working.

>> Meth burns your brain's cells

out unless the injections
are accompanied

by massive doses of vitamin B12.

>> Hey, you better let me take
your pants off before you get

blood all over them.

There we go.

>> When I was a child,
I was very hyper.

We lived on an enormous ranch.

I used to
until dawn.

I remember Mommy used to give
me Nevitol whenever I got

out of her schedule.

>> That ranch must have
been finer than hell.

I used to live on
a farm, you know,

and me and my cousin had us a
horse and it was real pretty.

It was a golden, you know,

and it had a white
tail and all that.

And we used to ride
him everywhere.

The stupid ass man, he used to
drive him across cattle guards

and all kinds of shit.

>> I got hooked on
speed at the factory.

Ouch. And then I had my
little interlude with heroin

for eight months
to get off speed.

I hadn't given up Paul.

Did I mention Paul?

Paul. Paul.

Paul. [Background
voices] Paul America.

He used to deal vast
quantities of speed

out of the Hotel America.

I think drugs are like --
druggers and .

>> I think that strong
drugs allow a person

to rebuild their lives
or start a new life

by completely destroying
the one they've been with.

>> Strange, zombi mood.

I don't know.

I hated him, but I had
this strange fascination,

this kind of love and
sexual addiction for him.

I'm not sure what attracted me
to him, unless it was some kind

of aberration brought
about by drugs,

which I was so heavily
inundated by.

Speed is the ultimate
all-time high.

That first rush; wow!

Just that burning,
searing, soaring sense

of perfection like, oh
God, a 24-hour climax

that can go on for days.

I'd like to go
different...

>> Different city
or to the country?

>> To the country, to
an island, near the sea.

I mean, I could live
there happily ever after.

There's no way to explain it
unless you've been through it.

There's no way to tell
anyone who hasn't tasted it.

I'd like to turn the
whole world on just

for a moment, just for a moment.

I'm greedy.

I'd like to keep
most of it for myself

and a few others, a
few of my friends.

Keep that superlative high
just on the cusp of each day

so that I radiate sunshine.

And I could just see him

like some strange vision.

He had such -- I don't know
if it's because he took

so much acid, but he had
this strange alienation

from the human race.

>> Sounds like a real winner.

>> Huh

Oh.

>> Ain't that the guy
you're talking about?

>> Yeah, Paul.

I don't want anymore.

I've had hundreds
of men in my life.

>> Chick, if you're all so
hung up on that Paul fucker,

how come you ain't
with him right now?

Maybe she is.

Hell, who knows?

Maybe he's out there

in the woods lurking
and waiting for dark.

>> Where the fuck's my lighter?

I've got to find it.

My brother Wesley gave it to me.

He gave it to me just
before he committed suicide.

It's funny; he was the only one

who had no sexual
interest in me.

All my -- all my other brothers
did, and the ranch hands,

the butler, the foreman,
and Daddy.

He's been trying to fuck
me ever since I was nine.

>> Where's your daddy at?

Didn't he
own this place, too?

>> He's dead.

His insides rotted
out from cancer.

He's so strange, crazy.

I remember he used to
beat the shit out of me,

jump on top of me --
he'd be a little drunk --

jump on top of me, twist
my arm, slap my face.

Once I remember he even put --
he punched me with his fists.

And the worst -- the worst
time he beat me up so badly

that I couldn't stop
crying for about eight days

and they kept ignoring me.

And finally they said to call
a doctor, after eight days

of no sleep and crying.

And he came in with
a big needle.

I said, "Oh, no!"

>> I'm sorry to hear about that.

Well, hey, Susan,
do you want a coke?

>> Yeah.

>> Where did all the
fiction and freaks come from?

>> From David.

That's him there.

He was a friend of mine,
artist in New York.

Had them all blown up for me
and gave them to me as a present

when I was still
in the hospital.

>> Who's that man?

>> That one?

Oh, God, that's Sygot
.

Why I ever got in bed
with him I'll never know.

That's the worst .

>> .

Take another look at her.

There she is.

Freeze that
.

>> Yes, sir, Mr.
Merdecio .

>> You know, Tom, I'm real glad
I bought up that night spot.

Nice place for people
to get together.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Look , Tom.

Boost her up on your
log pedestal.

Lock her up for around
45 to 110 single units.

Oh, no, that's it.

All saturated black.

Thanks, pal.

You know, Tom, it sure
is one hell of a shame

to see the little gal just
go downhill like this.

She's from such fine people.

That Mario is such
a goddamn dummy.

He'll just clean the place out.

>> Yes, sir, Mr.
Merdecio, I know.

>> I mean, well, what
was I supposed to do?

I mean, I knew you'd be
upset when I saw the three

of them leaving the
on last night after my last set,

but I thought you'd
want to see it first

on playback this morning.

I mean, I've only got 16
separate vidicon units covering

every corner of the discotheque,

and for only $3,700.00 more I
can install a cell sync hookup

that'll let me drop and
mix at the same time.

>> Yeah, well, well,
Tom, that's all right.

I'm glad to see you tried
to see your drumming.

Why don't you go down
and warm the car up?

Bring it around front.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Bring it around front.

I'll meet you in
a minute up front.

>> You mean down front.

>> Up front.

>> Up front, down front,
what's the difference?

>> I don't feel very well.

Better call Dr. Roberts.

What a pretty ruffle shirt.

What's this plastic box?

Strange place to stash drugs.

I wonder what it's worth.

It's so beautiful out.

I wish I still had my car.

Maybe I could find someone
to buy my old stash to pay

for Yolie's [assumed
spelling] abortion.

Yolie, Yolie, wake up.

Shhh. We've got to go.

>> Listen, Wonder
Woman, when do we eat?

I'm so hungry I can't
remember the last time I ate.

>> All day yesterday.

We're still broke.

Oh, we can go to the
park for breakfast.

Everybody works out there.

Did you get the stash?

It should be worth about 400.

>> Well, let's find some shmuck.

I ain't selling my roller
skates to pay for this abortion.

>> Uh-oh, uh-oh.

>> Hey, Tom, don't
you think it's

about time we gave our friend

over at the discotheque a
little run for his money?

Yeah, I think we ought
to give him a jingle.

Operator.

>> New York number operator.

>> This is V One.

>> Yes, sir.

>> Give me Trafalgar 72054.

>> One moment, V One,
I'll connect you.

>> I don't understand
you, Mario.

You mean anybody can just
walk in off the street,

walk into your apartment,
and clean the place out?

>> Mr. Merdecio!

>> Don't "Mr. Merdecio"
me, young man.

Now listen, Mario, you
better get on the ball.

The Lings got a hundred
thousand dollars riding

on this deal, Mario.

>> Mr. Merdecio, a
hundred thousand dollars,

I know, is a lot of money.

>> How about this?

Should be worth about 400?

>> Holy shit!

What's that, uranium?

>> Okay.

>> Okay?

>> Shhh.

>> That's a very serious drug.

Let's go hide it
up at my mother's.

>> No, we have to go to Dr.
Roberts first for a virus.

>> Fabulous.

Be shot to bed in
cocaine any day!

>> Heparin sodium, 1,000
cc's in balance

to terodoxin
.

>> Dr. Robert Tall, please.

>> What's in the shots, anyway?

>> Well, I'll tell you.

It's vitamin A, 4,000 units;
vitamin B, 3,000 units.

>>
Stay there and relax a while.

The doctor will take
care of your friend.

>> Thanks a lot.

>>
So sorry, Mrs. Miltown.

The doctor is unavailable.

They'll take care
of Amora .

[ Recorded Voice Dictating,
Man Shouting and Crying ]

>> I don't know, it's just --
I think it's my imagination

but every time I get a
poke I get my energy back

and I feel much better.

I feel better if I take this
off because I get so weak,

so wiped out
.

>> Just like it's sort of
strange, vicious cycle.

You feel better; you feel worse.

You come in and sit in the
sun, and if I wish to stay,

and why you have to go back
outside I'll never know.

>> The first 15 minutes
takes a long time,

but the second 15
minutes takes forever.

>> Is he there?

>> Dr. Roberts cannot
be disturbed.

He's in the injections room
here at Three Nations waiting.

>> Anyone I know?

>> Who is this?

>> You know damn
well who this is.

It's Charlotte.

I've got to speak
to him right away.

>> The doctor cannot
speak to you now.

Susan and Yolie just
brought in a new patient.

>> Susan and Yolie?

I sent Susan and Yolie
to Mario's Disco.

>> I'll have to put you on hold.

>> Why don't you come up to my
office and get up on the table?

>> Okay, how did she have fun?

>> Make sure to pass.

>> Mr. Merdecio, those girls,
they are friends of Charlotte.

She sent them to me.

I never saw them
before right now.

>>You are the most
self-indulgent goddamn fool I

think I've talked
to in a long time.

>> [Recorded voice
dictating] Dr. Roberts' office.

Mr. Rush, Dr. Roberts
has asked you many times

to please go to your
appointment.

>> Hello there, girls.

And how are we today?

Yolie, you all ready?

Okay, hop up.

Put all your weight

on this leg, would you please?

Ready?

>> Ow. My God.

>> All done.

>> Dr. Roberts' office.

No more vitamins today.

>> My God, this looks
like a battlefield.

>> Don't' let it hurt.

>> No, no, just relax.

>> The digital analog computer
enables us not only to record

for future playback while
viewing live, but to also...

>> Well, that may
be all very true,

but the important thing now
is that we called Charlotte

and we find out now

that apparently the little gal
just barged in on Charlotte,

all hopped up on narcotics.

She brought along this
goon called Paul America,

who obviously has little Susan
there under his influence.

Charlotte feels that this young
man is an opportunist who seeks

to exploit the little gal and us

without any regard whatsoever
for the consequences.

Apparently he thinks
we were born yesterday.

>> Hello, Paul?

>> Hey, Wes.

>> Yeah, this is Wes.

How about some coke?

>> cocaine?

>>

>> No, man, not if you
get yourself a backer,

and I've got us the
perfect situation.

This guy's so fucking big
he can't even see his toes.

He's a retired old tycoon.

He's bored himself
into the board

of every pharmaceutical
house in the world!

He does it all through
international banks

and stock manipulations
and shit.

It's incredible.

Nobody's seen him in years.

But me and Susan are
this fantastic in to him.

>> Well, what do you think, Tom?

>> Well, Mr. Merdecio,
I'm not paid

to think; I'm just paid to act.

>> Yes, I know, but you've
been very much concerned,

but I think we've got
everything under control.

>> Yes, sir, Mr. Merdecio.

>> Tell you what you do, Tom.

You drop me off at the house
and pick me up around five.

>> I don't know what
the hell she's bitching

about that old guy for.

I'll bet you with all
that power he's got,

he could really do
some fine stuff.

There's no telling.

He could probably even
help me build my saucer.

Hell, I'll just walk right up
to him and say, "Hi, fucker."

He's probably just
lonely, that's all.

You was a model back
in New York, huh?

Is that what you
was doing there?

>> Yeah, I was a
model, the model.

Life did on
me as girl of the year.

That's it on the wall there.

And the other one's vote.

I ought to call Diana
Freeland in New York.

I need some more reprints.

They're kind of disheveled.

Could you hand me
the telephone, Butch?

It's under the magazines
over there.

And some vodka, some vodka.

And my lip gloss.

Not the lipstick, lip gloss.

Would you please pour
me a glass of vodka?

[Sound of dial tone
and touch

>> Operator.

>> I'd like to place a
personal call to Diana Freeland

in New York City at
"Vogue Magazine".

>> Yes, Ma'am, do
you have the number?

>> No, I don't have the number.

>> You can dial New
York information direct,

212-555-1212.

>> Could you please
place the call?

>> Who are you calling?

>> I'll try to get
service for you.

>> The editor of
"Vogue Magazine".

>> Susan, it's been years,
well, at least months.

>> I'm very depressed.

>> Is it drugs or money?

>> And I'm really out of it.

>> Oh, oh.

>> I finally know true love.

>> Well, I hope he
at least has a title.

>> These are pretty.

When did you get these?

>> No.

>> I've never had
no hamsters before.

Always had reptiles
like my iguana lizard

and my turtles and alligators.

>> It's taken me a long
time to realize it,

but Paul's the only person
I've ever truly loved.

>> Why not meet me at the UN?

We're doing a thread
on and use

with this new French model.

Big sensation; biddy boobs.

She's only 12, can
you believe it?

>> Susan, fabulous.

I look like a squashed
potato bug.

>> Well, she's very .

She really is the rich girl.

>> I forgot.

I can't come.

Paul and his speed freak
friends stole my pasport

and my leopard-skin coat while
we were living at the Chelsea.

>> No, you don't
need your pasport.

We're only shooting there.

>> Oh,
great, I'll bring Paul.

>> Boy, this is fine.

Did you really used
to look like this?

>> Excuse me, ma'am,
I'm just the janitor.

In fact, "Vogue Magazine"
is closed.

It's after 9:30 at
night New York time.

>> I'm -- I was just speaking
to my party before you

so rudely interrupted
me, for God sakes.

>> You cannot speak to
me in that tone of voice.

I am a high school graduate.

>> Oh, those operators
are so damn stupid.

Oh, I got to get ready.

I have to be at an
important fashion show

at the United Nations.

I wonder if Jeffrey's
washed up my underwear.

Jeffrey. Jeffrey.

>> Poor chick, she's
really wasted.

>> Butch, would you
please have Jeffrey comb

up my now?

>> Here, she wants
you to comb this out.

And what's all this
shit about fashion show

and United Nations and...

>> I -- really you're
backtalking an old ,

a big German specialist.

They call it PBD, permanent
brain damage, and that chickies

that like to get high.

>> About three times
a week I drive away

up in the San Bernardino hills
to the old fucking doc's joint.

They've got her under some
sort of special treatment.

It's supposed to be the last
stop before the Botany Valley.

Anyway, whatever it is, she
must get off on it all right

because when I brings it back
she just lays here like a turd

for about eight hours.

As soon as she starts freaking
again, the old bag ups and calls

in Dr. Brown for one of his
house calls.

House call, my ass.

He just sits there
tickling on her titties

for half an hour or so.

All this is supposed to make
her forget her experiences

in New York City.

She keeps trying to live back
in the time that was happiest

for her, which figures out to
be the times she was highest.

>> Goddamn!

You know, I just seen her
have an imaginary conversation

with some chick down
there on the phone.

>> Imagine that you
were real pissed to her.

Start combing.

>> I ain't never combed
no hairpiece before.

>> Yeah, well, you'll be
getting plenty of practice.

Now listen there, Butchy...

>> Hey, wait a minute.

>> ...the old bag's going to be
looking for someone to fill...

>> Hey, hold on there.

>> ...a prime position here
on the premises shortly,

and I just might be able to
pull some strings for you.

>> Well, that sounds
all right because I --

you know, I was looking
for me a job anyway.

>> Yeah, well, this
here ain't no job;

it's a golden opportunity.

First off, you get yourself a
palatial residence all your own,

and all the pies you can eat.

They range from
and blackberry to Texas pecan.

>> What's all that about?

>> Well, let's just say the
ground you're treading upon once

belonged to an old geezer
who sunk all his money

into oil off the
Santa Barbara coast.

The old bag there is a grieving
widow, and she's all holed

up in a house sort of out of
guilt for all the seagulls

and granions that's
killed in the oil slick.

She sold all the assets and went

into the pie business
for herself.

>> Honest?

>> Yeah, she put all her bread
in a pie franchise business

so she could reach young people,

all that's good and
clean in the USA.

>> That's where the Texas
pecan comes in, huh?

>> Yeah, and 49 other fruity
varieties, one for each state.

She sort of sees herself as the
all-American earth crust mamma.

>> Where are we going now?

>> We're just now
getting to the juicy part.

>> Boy, Susan, you
look finer than hell.

Here, I combed out
your hairpiece here.

I hope I did okay.

>> When I was the girl
of the year in New York,

I made a mascot of my face.

I really freaked out.

I'd do things like -- well,
I sprayed my hair silver,

stripped it and streaked
it so -- I'd use this --

this awful sticky silver spray.

It went all over.

I did that first in
Andy Wolhaus' studio,

but it wasn't inspired
from Andy's hair.

I just -- I really
wanted blond hair,

and I couldn't get a blond
spray so I used the silver.

But that went down in
the papers as being --

making me a twin of
Andy's, which was bullshit.

That whole scene was bullshit.

>> I'm damned, it sounds weird,

especially about that
Andy Wolhaus dude.

I haven't heard about him.

>> I got my first introduction
to heavy drugs at the factory.

>> Have the drugs in big jugs.

Okay now, Butchy
boy, come on up here.

I got to have a talk with
you, man to man like,

because the old bag
wants me to run

down a medication trip with you.

Okay, this is for
metabolism; ascorbic acid,

100 millis twice
a day, 30 grams,

250 millis three times a day.

Now comes the heavy shit.

, twice a day;

100 milli philosine
twice a day;

udukalot ,
Tylenol as needed.

And here's a tricky one;
six to eight Nembutal,

and you got to get them down
her ass before the clock strikes

for higher wages.

>> Jeffrey, would you please
bring me my lunch right now?

>> Sure thing, Mr. Benny.

>> I tell you, there's
one thing I can't stand

and that's a chick
telling me what to do.

>> Jeffrey, after lunch can
we go out to the movies?

>> Yeah, well, sugar,
I'd really love to

but your mommy's been kind
of tight with the petty cash

of late so I figured we'd
just hang around here and look

at some slides and sort
of introduce Butch here

to your career aspects.

>> I'm hot and sweaty and tired.

>> Okay now, Butch
boy, just so you know

who you're dealing with, give
me a minute to get set up here,

and you're going to
some slides

to commemorate highlights
of the silver '60's

when the princess here
hit old gossom .

My goodness, how in Heaven
did that get in there?

>> Oh, my God, that night.

The grand gala opening
of Dr. Roberts' Spa.

It was sort of his big dream,

a preventative medicine
health spa.

He practiced preventative
medicine, vitamin shots

and lots of methedrine.

Wow, what a scene
that place was,

and this night I was
already so bummed

out I don't know
how I got there.

I had this strange sensation
that Merdecio was downstairs.

>> Meet you at the back.

I'm sure glad

to see you finally
got your new spa.

>> I'm so glad you like it.

The doctor's so grateful that
you made it all possible.

>>
Karl, look at those people.

Aren't you glad your
daughter's not here?

>> Yes, sir, Mr. Merdecio.

>> How was the disco?

How's everything?

Think we have one right here.

>> No, right here.

>> Very good.

That's for someone, but
for you, anything for you.

Have a good day today?

It's a beautiful day.

I don't know how anyone can
be unhappy on a day like this.

Give you your
tie, we're going to put you

in the shower, and
everything's going to be great.

>> Everybody's here, everybody.

The grand gala opening
of Dr. Roberts' spa.

I've gotten this whole
damn thing together.

They think they know
how to get high.

You might, they might.

Dr. Roberts, I don't think he
knows anything about anything.

Speed. [Flushing
toilet] It's speed, man.

>> Well, if you look
up what Dexedrine is,

you can call it amphetamine.

But Dexedrine is
dextral amphetamine sulfite.

Bedoxin is
methaphetamine hydrochloride.

Methedrine is methaphetamine
hydrochloride,

but they're brand names.

And that's the help that I need,

not the
Benner Clinic in Zurich,

not , not Sunshine
Terrace, not hospitals

in Mexico, not Roosevelt,
just my amphetamines.

And if I die at forty,
I don't give a damn.

In about five minutes, I'm
going to go up there and face

that madness group of a
million people and I --

yes, and I'm going
swimming, weight problem

or no weight problem, and
I used to be very uptight

about wearing a bathing
suit but fuck it.

Now I take it off
and I show it all.

What difference does it make?

>> Now, that's the thing

that makes the world
go round, you know?

It's the most important thing
on earth, and the hardest thing

to accomplish, you know.

>> Listen.

>> I think we get distracted
many times by falling too much

in love with ourselves and
material things, owe know.

The most important part of
love is the spiritual element,

the ability to be able
to give to one another.

And then you got all the
comforts of life then.

And it seems to me that once you
accomplish the spiritual part...

>> I don't think you
were right to give

to the people what the people
are not supposed to have.

>> No, but it's not
giving material things.

It's giving of one's
self from in here.

Anybody can give a
pair of cufflinks or,

you know, a beautiful garment.

But to give of one's
self inside.

>> You're on video.

You know what, we just --
look at, we're on sound.

>> What kind of cufflinks?

You know, the last pair

of cufflinks I had I
got in the pawnshop.

>> Oh, Karl, that's the
answer to an old man's prayer.

That's just awful good.

>> I'm really glad you like it.

>> Very good.

>> I've got to be up
to the goddamn pool.

If I don't do it in
five seconds, I mean,

I am never going to get a swim.

>> And let me see, the
right side or the left side.

Oh, well, you never did.

It doesn't matter if
you go to the left

or the right, or go drop dead.

You see, I'm going

to just take two,
three, heck, four.

Now my name is Bridgett
Polk, P-o-l-k.

Okay, for four pokes, right?

And I'm a star.

Born star, born actress.

There's no time,
there's no place.

Dr. Roberts, that
didn't do anything to me.

Probably if he can take that
whole bottle, I can do it.

You know what I'll do?

I'll leisurely go
up, dive in the pool,

say hello to everybody, fix my
hair, put my dress on because,

you know, I can be chic, too.

My life has been a
double strand of pearls

around my neck, a noose.

>> Mr. Merdecio, you know,
I catched the glass bird,

but later on she got away.

But don't you worry;
I'm going to catch her.

>> I have to worry
about these things.

That's why I'm Mr. Merdecio,
and that's why you're Mario.

Now I'm going to tell
you something, you know.

You're getting to be a boil
in the ass of progress.

What's the big idea
anyhow, Mario?

Don't you have any philosophy
of life besides self-indulgence.

>> Mr. Merdecio, do
you know what happened?

>> Yeah, I know what happened.

>> That stupid bastard.

We get...

>> We called Charlotte
and we found out now

that you called Charlotte
for two girls.

You're the most self-indulgent
God damn fool I think I've

talked to in a long time.

What's going on, Mario?

What are we ever
going to do with you?

Don't you think I'm responsible
to other people, too?

You think the league --

you think the league
just lets me run loose?

You better straighten
yourself out

and start thinking
the way we think.

>> Don't you worry,
Mr. Merdecio,

I'm going to straighten
everything out.

>> Yeah, I know you're going
to straighten everything out.

You straightened it out in
bed, that's what I think.

>>
You go right now downstairs

and tell Mr. Merdecio
it's not my fault.

>> Excuse me, Mr. Merdecio.

>> Ah, Titan [assumed
spelling], Lorenzo.

>> Sorry about that
little wasp getting away.

>> You don't have to apologize
about the little wasp.

I heard all about it.

>> Mario told us to come over

and tell you it wasn't
his fault.

>> well, probably
it wasn't his fault,

but we seem to think
it was his fault.

Isn't that little gal there
a friend of Charlotte's?

Didn't Charlotte send those
gals around to see Mario?

You fellows know Charlotte.

Don't you think you boys ought
to go down there and kind

of find out what the
facts of life are?

No rough stuff; no rough stuff.

>> Yes, sir, Mr. Merdecio.

>> Yes, mother.

>> Give you $10,000.00,
you go and spend it

on a bunch of berries.

>> Good night, Mr. Merdecio.

>> Good night.

>> You can't get the pure
crystal that looks like snow.

You can't take a
sterling silver knife

and light a match underneath it

and get Rockefeller Center's
ice skating rink on top of it.

You're through.

>> Where's Mother today?

Oh, she's dead.

Well she must be
pretty .

She must be getting
back to a girl again.

>> Always Womsey [assumed
spelling] pornigraphic slides

and stuff.

I just know something
fine is going to happen.

The only thing is I can't
figure out who's hustling who.

>> Butch, do you love me?

>> Well, I guess.

>> Good night, Mrs.
Calavash ,

wherever you are.

>> I want to tell you, lucky
me that cracker showed up.

If I listen to one more
of them lame stories

of hers, I just .

Now I'm going to
help the old bag

with next month's .

>> I made a fantastic
deal with ,

the side that you like so much.

Let me tell you something.

It's going to be
the biggest thing

to hit Paris since
the hamburgers.

>> That's wonderful.

I'm so pleased.

How much? Oh, Jeffrey, how
is she and the young man?

>> Oh, yeah, she's fine.

Sit down here and join some
of your Caribbean rum delights

and slides.

So I kind of figured
I'd take the night off,

if you know what I mean.

Fay, how's the chances I
could get a little advance

out of the petty cash on
next month, without messing

up your books or anything?

>> All right, Jeffrey,
I suppose so.

Oh, and Jeffrey, if that young
man cares to spend the night,

we fixed up a nice place
for him in the pool house.

Oh, and don't forget she has
an appointment with Dr. Brown

at 8 o'clock in the morning.

Now don't forget.

>> Oh, come on, I ain't
going to let you down.

>> And now, who is your
beautiful daughter?

>> Save a of wine
and the doc will come down here

and give you a free
trip to Acapulco.

>> Butch, do you
think I'm beautiful?

>> Yeah, I think you're pretty.

Your tits sure did
get bigger since then.

>> Yeah, I eat better now
and I do my exercises.

>> Now, chick, just be
quiet for a little while.

Wow, this is going
to be fine, I think.

I always wanted to have a
situation just like this.

>> I was about 19
when I first had sex.

I've had so many
affairs it's hard to say.

Well, I know they're...

>>
Paul, Paul, Paul...

>> Well, this ain't
worth the shit.

What with all them orgy
pictures and stuff.

I figured this'd
really be something.

But she just wants somebody
to hold on to, that's all.

She sure as hell don't want me.

>> it's the
one where, at least I thought,

they were here together,
for eternity.

>> Then you must be very stoned.

>> Did I tell you, it's nice to
be able to get out of the city?

>> What? I think you're
from another planet.

>> That would be nice, too.

>> So you know about
that stuff too, huh?

>> What?

>> The social people!

Your Paul
knows about them too, huh?

>> sure.

Well we're stuck
building my own flagship.

Not a real one, hell, I
can't spare enough for that,

but just an Earth version.

Then I can go up there where
the real one was, and I can fuck

around until they all see
me so they know that I want

to help them do stuff for them.

Don't you think that's fine?

>> That's great.

I just forget that
it's possible.

>> Sure it is.

Hey, what's going on down there?

>> Oh, here's to the young,

that's the revolution
of the youth.

It's sort of like a
mockery in the way really --

because they think everything is
smiles and sweetness and flowers

and there is something
bitter to taste.

And to pretend there
isn't is foolish.

>> Yeah, but the
Saucer People have seen

for a long time how things here

on Earth [background
sounds] is getting stagnated.

And maybe they reckon that --

I've seen this stuff that
was needed for a while

to kind of get things going.

>> I think something very
weird's going on now,

'cause the power
that is permitted

to youth is quite extraordinary.

And they are sort of run
by that kind of power...

>> You mean like that old guy?

Now that there is real strange.

Because the first time that
she was talking about him,

well I kind of figured he might
have something to do with them

on account of the way he was
watching you all and stuff.

Boy, he must be real smart.

I'd like to meet up
with him sometime

and watch him run
stuff up close.

>> Run?

>> You know, operate.

Mess around with people's heads.

>> What, do you think you
know you've forgotten about?

Smile.

>> Mr. Bideckio [assumed
spelling] I just got raped.

>> Well, that may be
all there is to it.

But the important
thing now is that we're

on our way to the convention.

And when we get there we
must have the .

I want to feel there as
one big happy family.

Whether you, whether it's Mario
here, or whether it's Wesley.

Now look at Wesley!

Wesley pushes people.

He's off the streets,
he's now with us.

And we've got a nice
solid situation.

Oh, quit kissing that dog,
Wes, you'll get worms!

>> Sit down there!

Goddamn.

>> If you want to romance
anyone, go romance a gal!

>> Mr. Bideckio can I
just go comb my hair?

>> Your hair is fine!

Leave it down!

Now what is the problem that
you wanted to talk to me

about that Mario
here is involved in?

>> Mr. Bideckio Hugh Cart
is running

for mayor of the village.

>> No!

>> Mr. Bideckio here
is something wrong.

>> We are not wrong!

>> You know very well
I have much to do!

>> We are not wrong.

>> Those girls they have a
friend that's Paul America.

>> Don't tell me
about Paul America!

We've had all the Paul
America we can take.

We've had problems before,
we've solved them before.

There may have been dissension.

We've taken care
of Paul America!

Now what we have to do is
straighten out the problems

with Sharla .

Sharla has to take...

>> Uh oh

>> How do you know
his boys didn't do it?

>> We know his boys
didn't do it.

Sharla, we will get
to the bottom of this.

We must have dissension
in our ranks.

We're on our way
to the convention,

everything must go smoothly.

We must be one big happy family.

>> Like a big show, right?

>> Look at that old
son of a bitch.

>> That's very patriotic.

>> He don't really want to hurt
nobody, he just wants to sort

of rattle their heads
and have some fun.

>> Leave me alone!

>> Sharla!

>>
what the hell,

they'd all just be wasting time
socializing, partying and stuff.

Anyhow, at least he makes
them get up off their asses.

>> How chic.

>> Sharla!

You know there was rape and
so you might

as well relax and enjoy it.

>> Are those really
their forces?

>> I guess.

>> Do they come from
somewhere else?

>> In fact, the way I see it,
the Saucer People don't come

down and infiltrate on
Earth like they show on TV.

They just uses their
mental energy,

influence certain people.

Like him. Then he uses his
power to influence other people.

>> A lot of them are in a daze.

They really don't
know where they are.

>> Probably it's
better that way.

Hell, they'd all get
uptight if they found

out who was controlling them.

>> Controlling them?

Nobody's really controlling
them.

>> Well then, where's
he taking them off to?

>> [Background music
and sounds] an ideal.

Villa full of happy people.

That can really turn
into a scary plot.

>> Oh, this here's that
convention he's talking about.

Yeah, that's one of those people

that are designated
for contact point.

>> Lass, Surio!

Would you look down there?

You've been looking for
Susan for three days.

There she is right there.

She doesn't know
where she's going.

You fellas didn't know
where she's going.

They don't know where
she's going.

She's going inside, and I'm
going downstairs and I'm going

to talk to her right now.

Ciao boys.

Well, what do you have to
say for yourself, young lady?

>> Well, it's nice to be in the
country, but it reminds me of --

I don't really know
what it reminds me of.

>> Well, I'm very glad
to hear you say that.

[Background music and
sounds] It's too bad,

the little gal isn't
well fellas,

it's a sad and tragic matter.

We're going to be in touch

with our people downtown
and see if we can...

>> See, that old guy wasn't
pissed at you after all.

>> That's true.

>> He's
one of them silent contacts

that I done read
about that reach

for the Saucer People in secret.

They've got a whole sort of
underground network of them.

>> We really should know more

with the underground,
about the underworld.

>> All I know is they get
called off at certain times

to these desolate landing areas,

on account of the
Saucer People is worried

because we've been messing
around with unknown quantities

of stuff, and might upset
the balance of the universe.

They've been watching how
in Heaven to Earth is greedy

in letting technology and stuff
just ruin everything, but Hell,

they could stop the whole planet

from functioning
if they wanted to.

That'd be easy for them.

But they'd rather give someone
important like that old guy

and set him up as a Trojan
horse inside the business world,

to try and get people pointed
in the right direction.

>> Well, what is the direction?

>> we
just want to let people live

with each other in harmony.

He's a pretty cool
guy, all right?

Well, I hope he's still
messing around in New York City

by the time I get there.

On account of I want
to talk to him

about helping me
build my saucer.

>> How in the worlds are the
banks going to get their money?

We can't sink any deals on
account of the fact that we have

to swing them to the banks.

It's the only way that we can
operate and operate properly.

I don't know if you
understand that or not.

You understand that, Wes?

You understand that, Mario?

The only way that we can

Look down there you
guller, look down there.

They know where Paul is.

They must know where Paul is.

>> Where was he?

>> Huh

>> Paul! Didn't that old
guy say where he was?

>> I never found out.

Maybe you're Paul.

>> Hell no, I'm Butch.

>> Yeah, you're butch all right.

>> You don't know anything
about what you're doing!

>> Here's the ,
cut that shit out!

>> Get out of here!

>> I didn't do anything --

what's the matter with
these damn things?

You're supposed to
be at the doctor

but here you are
throwing your...

.

>> Now tom,
I'm going to tell you something.

Everything we seem to do now
goes a little bit haywire.

>> Mm.

>> And you young people all
seem to have the same ideas.

You want to be men on
payday and men at night.

But god damnit, why don't you
pay a little more attention

to the equipment around here.

>> I'm hip.

>> Incidentally, what
about the equipment

down front there in Paul's cell?

What's happened to the
equipment out there?

We aren't receiving .

We should know what's
going on, we must know.

>> Mr. Bideckio, can I
please have $2500 to go

over to Harvey's
Electronics to pick up one

of those fiber optic high
frequency camera transmitters?

>> That's all right.

We're not concerned with
the technical aspects

of this matter.

Just go on out there and see
if you can shed some light

on that Paul America character.

But do something
about your appearance

so you don't scare the wits
out of the folks out there!

.

>> I don't know what I was going
to do with America, she's a mess

of problems, you know.

>> Mm-hmm.

>> This is a dope charge,

or a series of dope
charges, he's held for.

They have him on three
narcotics counts.

The celling count brings a 20
year minimum in this state.

And the prosecution's
going to do a job on him.

>> Uh-huh, sure.

>> Maybe by some technicality
I can spring him, as they say.

But then he'll go
back to Manhattan.

It's not Dultiss'
problem.

>> I'm hip.

>> It's himself.

What's best for him,
I don't know.

As I said, he's a
mess of problems.

Maybe you should see him.

Maybe you can figure him out.

Let's try that.

>> What do you want?

>> America.

>> He's in cell three.

okay,
America, on your feet.

There's someone here to see you.

>> Hey. I know you.

You're the drummer
at the Too Far Gone.

Hey guard!

Guard, guard!

Get off of me!

This guy's no priest!

Guard! He's the drummer
at the Too Far Gone!

Hey guard!

God damnit get over here!

>> Poor boy, too far gone.

>> Too far gone?

>> You're right.

Too far gone.

>>
now listen,

the slobs out there think
they can keep you locked

up but they can't.

My soul is free.

They don't even know
what a soul is.

What's your angle?

What are you doing in here?

You don't bring in
a thing, nothing!

No cigarettes, nothing!

Not even a cigarette!

What good are you?

>> Guard, get him out of here!

>> What did you bring in?

>> Nothing!

>> You damn vampire you're
just draining energy!

Guard! Open the door!

I've got a zombie in here!

Not doing anything except
draining all my energy!

Guard! Get him out of here!

What are you doing!

Move! What's he doing
in here anyway?

He's no prisoner!

Get him out of here!

>> Bad karma.

>> Bad karma?

Don't sling that bullshit at me.

I don't need it.

I know what Bardos
and Cooters are,

the kind of thing
Susan was into.

I don't need that kind
of mind torture in here,

I got that in the nuthouse and
they gave me a shock treatment

that wiped out my brain

so I couldn't even remember
my name for two weeks!

I don't need that in here.

I don't need it in here.

You know what I need in here?

Help! You say you can help me?

Well then get me out of here!

>> I give you my cross.

Your key.

>> Nice. You!

That's why you're here.

This is your final possession.

The key is mind.

>> Why we're here?

>> So we can give away
our final possession.

Look at your clothes.

>> Did you say it's mine?

>> Meaningless uniform.

Now we're free.

So use that key.

Open the door.

This time, leave it open.

>> Are you sure you ought

to be getting your
daughter we like that?

I think she's really sick.

>> I looked at her in that car

and doors are told [background
sounds] I have been hearing

imbiciles like year saying what
is good for her and what is bad

for her for 27 years
of her life.

Now take a look!

And get her in that car!

>> Yes man, anything you say!

>> Just what kind of a
numbskull are you, anyway?

I think your daughter
is really sick!

You're like every other goddamn
that I ever knew.

You've got Brillo pads
between your ears!

Now get her in that car!

She's got a doctor's
appointment that she can't miss!

Go on!

>> Hey, , come
on, we've got to haul ass!

>> Yeah, I have a strange
feeling Paul's going to be here.

>> Never mind that
shit, we've got to get,

come on !

>>
I piss on everything.

I should have ought to
have stayed in California.

>> I get too low with no reason.

You say it's the moon
or maybe the season.

But something's not the same,
and I won't let my mind believe.

Baby, something's wrong,
or the feelings gone,

I can't make it anymore.

I can't make it anymore.

>> Well that's a lot of soup
cans you've got in there, huh?

>> I was going to sip the can
when I saw you over there.

Shit, come here, heading
right around .

Really pisses me off.

As soon as I get some
together, I'm split.

>> Yeah, I know what you mean.

I sipped in some pretty
wild cans, all right.

Except for my bike I didn't get
to ride and sit in.

Hell, with how much
it's breaking I had

to change it as often as my own.

>> If your bike never breaks
down you're never going

to learn how to fix
it when it does break.

>> Yeah, I know it.

That's how come I
left it at home.

>> Well that's
take it out of Texas.

>> Um, hey, I'll be
right back, okay,

I'm going to go get me some iced
tea over at the diner there.

I'll see you in a minute.

Goddamn.

I ain't even reached
New York City and I done

and got my first
contact already.

this here is
pretty much a coincidence,

but did you ever -- do
you all know this chick

that lives out in California?

And she lives in a swimming pool

with a great big
old tent over it?

And her mother's real crazy.

Well, is you sure you
ain't fucking me around?

Because I done seen pictures
of you, and you still work

for that boss of yours?

That there big shot
back in New York City?

>> Sorry man, you've
got the wrong party.

>> I mean, you never used to
drive this big old Mercedes?

>> Like I said, brother,
you've got the wrong person.

I just drive a truck.

>> Susan! That's her name.

She used to be a big fashion,
society model back in New York.

I think. You sure you didn't
maybe, you know, used to see her

when she was messing
around there?

Or maybe you know her
boyfriend, Paul America?

Well I'll be a son of a bitch.

I guess all the stuff she
told me was imaginary.

I wondered how come
she acted like that.

Probably on account of
that deal she was getting

at that there hospital.

Her old lady used to send her
up to this real weird hospital.

I took her up there once.

It was way up in the
mountains, real pretty-like.

she
didn't mind going up there.

It wasn't like she was being
forced to go or anything.

But she's real quiet.

Didn't say a word
for the whole drive.

I couldn't shut her
up before that.

We was late to her
appointment on account

of my old Mercedes I had at
the time finally went kaput.

Well, that place
is real strange.

It wasn't exactly
like a hospital.

I mean, everybody was wandering
around and was dressed real fine

and was friendly to
her and greeting her,

it was kind of like
her club or something.

I mean, there wasn't no
poor people and stuff.

I saw this big old guy
coming down the corridor

who was dressed real casual,
like, and was acting important.

And I figured he was the doctor.

They put me in this little
bitty room where I was supposed

to sit, but hell, there wasn't
nothing to read so I kind

of peeked through the door.

I
reckoned when we came

in that they was going to
give her shocks and talk

and acts like psychiatrists.

But then they started hooking
her up to this machine,

so I figured they
was going to do tests

like encephalographs
or something.

Then they started wiring her in

and everybody started
whispering.

It was just like when I
saw Frankenstein's Bride

when they gave the chick
electricity to keep her alive.

And when I drove her home
she was moaning about you,

and that guy Paul she
was always rapping about.

Of course, I didn't pay
it no mind at the time,

but when I see me just pull into
the diner I started thinking

about it, how she was telling me

that the reason Paul
couldn't come get her was

on account of...

>> Hey, do you all
have any ice tea?

Oh, you don't?

Well, how come that is?

Nobody ever has no iced tea.

That's something else
that's strange too.

You know, that guy that
was sitting right here?

You remember him.

He...

>> Excuse me Mr. Bideckio, but
do you remember that Texan cat

that used to hang
around the pool?

>> Right now we're not
interested in that damn Texan,

our problem is America.

>> Well he's...

>> Come on, Tom, you
know better than that!

Your hair's getting in the way.

Remember what Jack Kennedy said?

Long hair's great provided
you've got something

to wear it on.

>> Well, I don't give a shit.

Do you want video and
audio transmitted,

or do you just want
video transmitted?

Either way it's going to
take me a while you know,

I mean, I'm not an octopus.

>> Tom, I'm always
thinking about Truman.

You know what he said?

Truman said, "If you can't
stand the heat get the hell

out of the kitchen."

>> Mr. Bideckio, I'm not
trying to aggravate you,

I'm just trying to
set the transmitters.

>> I'm going to tell you
what Hoover once said.

He said, "The reason that a lot
of people are out of work is

because we have a
lot of unemployment."

>> Please, just let me
set the transmitters.

You know, I'm not CBS.

But...

>> I mean, you know,
they figured out some

of it's imaginary, but she's
the one that's imagining it.

There you know, everything she
told me was imaginary, I guess.

You know, I figured it out.

>> Too far gone?

>> Yeah. Too far gone.

>> Ah, shit.

I know who that is.

>>
you, go away, goddamnit!

>> Hey, I'm just fixing it.

>> Never mind there, Mario!

Come on over here, young fella!

Take a good look at her, she's
a real beauty, ain't she!

You don't see this kind
of workmanship every day.

Just like people today.

No one seems to give a damn
quite what happens to themselves

or how they look
or what they do.

Notice the detail and
craftsmanship of the upholstery.

Don't be bashful
now, young fella,

nowhere on Earth is there
a prettier car than this.

Such workmanship is a lost art.

Damn shame, isn't it.

A car like this is
something to work for.

You can have one like this too,

if you want to work
for it hard enough.

Just takes a little
time and hard work.

Young people today expect
to have everything handed

to them on a silver platter.

It's a damn shame.

They get it, they waste it.

Damn shame.

>> How about that.

>> So long, young fella.