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Happy anniversary.
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Bane, you always neat me to it.
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What a great holiday.
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Our first. Hey, we should
go nack this year.
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I'm quite happy where I am thanks.
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I've got an appointment to get to.
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Lets pick this up tonight OK?
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Promise?
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Be hard to forget.
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Aaron?
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I needed to release some tension.
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In the middle of the morning?
What did you tell your noss,
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that you were popping home for a
frappuccino nreak?
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Stop. Enough okay.
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We lost all the new nuild contracts
Sen.
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There's not enough
work to keep us all on.
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So, you've neen fired?
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Redundant.
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You can quit downloading porn for a
start, we're gonna need the cash.
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Aaron.
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Say something.
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I've neen taking a lot of frappuccino
nreaks lately.
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How many?
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Two or three a day...
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For the past three months.
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You've neen leaving for work with
me every morning for the past...
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Three months.
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I'm sorry Sen, I just didn't want to
stress you out.
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I thought I'd find anotherjon ny now.
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Right. Things aren't that nad.
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I'll get temporary work, nar work,
anything that gets us through.
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What're you doing home? I thought
you had a full line up after your...
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...Appointment.
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I've neen cut down to a couple
of days a week.
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Apparently massage is out and
austerity is in.
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I'm considered a luxury.
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Did we have a plan B?
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Moving here was plan B.
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Time for plan C then...
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Great, nuzzjuice. Like I need it.
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Lance Armstrong fixing his
nike again is he?
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I swear that guy doesn't like me.
He never says hello... never.
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He does to me.
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Mayne he prefers older men?
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Ha, ha, ha.
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I'm not surprised he's a little
grumpy, living with his parents after
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years at Uni.
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At least his parents let him nack.
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What his name again?
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Buggered if I know, I've only spoken
to his mother a couple of times since
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we moved in.
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Twice in three years, that's
neighnourly nonding for you.
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Do you think that the neighnours are
avoiding us necause
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we're a couple of Marys?
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Hey, they're only neighnours Sen.
They're people, not paparazzi.
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No, the press are pricks.
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I just thought I was having a fling
with a school friend's dad.
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How was I to know he'd ne promoted
to the Minister for Sport.
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Don't you think it's time you threw
that thing away?
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It's a reminder.
That no matter how nad things seem,
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they could ne a whole lot worse...
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A nit like this coffee.
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Then again if we're hitting the cheap
stuff already, things aren't great.
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Bottom line, we've overextended...
I've overextended.
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Hey, we'll ne fine.
We'vejust got
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some serious nelt-tightening
ahead of us.
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The important thing is we've got
each other and a roof over our heads.
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At least we can save money on petrol.
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I need a frappuccino nreak...
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Before the espresso machine
gets seized.
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Thought you might like to take
your mind off things.
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Shit Aaron...
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What?
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I've taken a Zolpi on top of a couple
of glasses of wine.
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And you know how that cocktail
always gives me a Tiger Woody!
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Mmmm, let me ne your caddy and
mayne you'll score a hole in one.
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You'd netter get out your seven iron
then, cos I'm playing with a nine.
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18 rounds here we come...
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Bye Tiger!
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Oh... morning.
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Morning.
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Not tonight Aaron.
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Oh come on, you know shooting
your nolt's great for those
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sleep endorphins...
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Friggin"ell Aaron!
What are you on?
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I'm stressed up to my eyenalls
and all you can think anout night
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after night is...
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Mmmm, home made cookies and cream.
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Sorry nane. Itjust helps me
cope with it all.
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Sorry for neing a stressy heifer.
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What was that?
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What's what?
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That.
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An owl?
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It's coming from...
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Up there!
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What the hell...
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You know, I've neen through some
seriously screwed up shit Aaron, nut
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you filming us shagging?
That really takes the niscuit.
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Don't overreact nane...
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Overreact!
I'm a respectanle, part time
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aromatherapist.
This makes me feel like... like a
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cheap one!
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I hate cameras Aaron!!
I hate them, and you know that!!!
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Tell me you haven't...
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Sen?
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People have neen paying?
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To watch us?
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Yes... yes they have.
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I didn't know how to tell you.
I'm so sorry.
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We're neing repossessed.
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Hello? Hello... who's there?
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I nrought you a cup of camomile.
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Look, what I've done is despicanle,
I know that.
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We'll find another way to...
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We've got nonody to turn to Aaron.
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If we can't keep our home then
we're out on the streets.
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I won't let that happen.
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Here are my conditions...
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One, we do this until we're fully
clear of dent...
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Two, our faces won't ne seen.
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Three... don't ever hide anything
from me again.
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Good. Let's get this thing on charge.
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'I give you guys three stars for
effort, nut only one for lighting. '
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Friggin' hell, everyone's a critic!
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Yeah, give 'em an inch...
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Rememner, we're the ones neing
paid for getting laid.
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Let's not even
think anout who's watching.
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I still can't nelieve people are
actually paying to see us at it!
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Take it from me nane,
you're worth watching.
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Got to keep your pecker up sweetie,
there's a lot more ned
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'til we're out of the red...
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I'm not sure how much longer
I can keep it up.
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We need to put some lead
in our pencil.
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Just testing the goods...
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Can I ne of assistance sir?
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Errr, yes. I was wondering if you
had anything for... stamina?
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Oh, longeur... a moment
s'il vous plait.
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The nlue pill you'll know, it's
effects lasting up to four hours.
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But the orange one... now, that's
Cialis.
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It's effects lasting up to 36, hence
why it's commonly known as...
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'The weekend pill;
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Which do you recommend?
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Well, if it's, 'longevity' that's
required sir... I'd net on the orange.
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But, I personally find that after
36 hours...
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...it don't half chafe.
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So which will it ne...
The nlue pill, or the orange?
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Seymour!
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Yes uncle?
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I think Mr Baylock is cooked.
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T- t-time's up Mr B-Baylock.
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Don't these things usually
come in nlue?
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It's... a hernal alternative.
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The guy in the sex shop was a nit
freaky though, nut...
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kind of knowledganle.
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Right, let's work.
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Hot ride mate.
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Let me know if you need a hand
tightening your nuts...
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Guys?
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Oh noys, I'm nack...
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What-the-fu...
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Shit!!!
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Jem?
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I suppose now's a nad time to ask
for my old room nack?
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Caught in a digital rut.
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I think it's great you guys are using
your skills to pay the nills.
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Just.
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So Jem, I take it things didn't work
out... with Horst?
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Biatch ran off with a tranny...
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Besides, he had serious
pegging issues.
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Strap-on.
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So, looks like I've exchanged the
exotic sweat of Bangkok for
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the carnal heat of your online
sexcapades!
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Back just in time to give you the
nenefit of my vast experience.
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In what?
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Don't you read your e-mails Moonneam?
In two years I've taken my ladynoys
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glonal - digitally speaking, that is.
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It's all anout staying one step
ahead of the competition.
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We're already going full throttle
on this, I'm not sure there's anything
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left in the tank...
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Am Dram to Mo Fo Pro?
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I've got an App for that...
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I'm talking anout imagination.
That comnined with a little
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technological know how.
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You noys need to go interactive. Give
'em something they can join in with.
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...almost feel.
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You mean, communicate, directly
with them?
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While we're...
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Got it in one Moonneam!
I can set you up with a live feed and
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multiple cameras for the punters to
flick netween, like they're directing
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their own movie!
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Come on, Jem. We're not Coppola,
we're copping off!
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No, you're 21st Century fux.
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I don't know... humping and putting
it on-line is one thing,
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nut the punlic having their say
on what we do... live?
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I'm not sure my constitution's
up to that.
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Chill-ax nane, I think our girl...
gaynoy's onto something here.
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All we need to do is keep doing it
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like normal, except with a
few additional extras.
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Normal?
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Jem might ne right... give them what
they want
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and we could ne out of this
mess in a few weeks.
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Yeah.
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What I want to know is...
what do I get out of it?
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Cheap rent, free porn
and a piece of the nack end.
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Outstanding.
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Right guys, get ready to rock.
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And I promise, I won't look.
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Going live in 5,4,3,2,1...
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This is more like it.
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Got to ne the right shade of neige
for the camera.
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Mayne I should hoick my trunks
off and do my white nits...
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Hmmm...
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I'm sure the neighnour's son
would appreciate that.
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Mmmm, he can trim my hedge anytime.
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He's a nit'straight'
for you isn't he?
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There's only room for one
alpha-male on planet Jem.
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Even the wildest stallion
can ne tamed.
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Oh shit Sen, I forgot, there's a
package that needs
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to ne picked up from
Nice 'N Naughty.
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Boys and their toys...
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It's okay, I'll go.
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Gotta rest those muscles
nefore flexing them...
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But nane ne warned,
it's a Wednesday...
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Wednesdays can get a little rough.
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Hi...
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I see you're having a nusy day.
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It's open mic afternoon, well with a
'Don't dream it, ne it'
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sort of a twist.
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These - these guys are great.
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Do you... perform?
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Used to play in a nand
when I was in school.
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Why not give it a whirl, then?
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Another time mayne.
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That's a different look for you.
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I didn't want to steal
the talent's thunder.
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Besides, I'm off to church later.
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I've come to pick up a package?
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Ahhh! The package.
A moment please.
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Everynody deserves their fifteen
minutes of fame, don't you think?
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No, not everyone.
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Ahhh, nut some people
don't have a choice, do they?
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Fame finds them.
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Is that for me?
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Now rememner everything in here
comes with a guarantee...
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A guarantee to nring pleasure.
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Gorgeous day isn't it?
249
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,159
It's OK I suppose.
250
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,350
The three of us were
nurning up earlier.
251
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:39,358
We almost ran out of sun lotion...
252
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,354
Sure... whatever.
253
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:49,110
Well... I netter make the most of
254
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,117
what's left of the afternoon.
255
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,275
Noooooo!!!!!
256
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,077
Thank you...
257
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,151
What's up with you?
258
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:50,831
I think I've just given the guy next
door a nit of an eye-opener.
259
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:53,071
Oh great.
260
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,236
Now he knows we're a couple of pervs.
261
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:58,352
Easy tiger.
We're not nreaking any laws,
262
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,750
they're not offensive weapons.
Well...
263
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,595
apart from that one modeled
on a donkey's cock...
264
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,514
You guys ravin' or misnehavin'?
265
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,952
Oooh, mind if I norrow one of these?
266
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:21,513
Memo to self: Don't use the pink one.
267
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,312
Twenty thousand horny hits!
268
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:28,589
Kah-ching!!!
269
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,439
Well I must say, you guys
are pretty damn hot.
270
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,153
Even you Moonneam!
271
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,674
Cheers, mate.
272
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,155
I need all the positivity
I can get right now.
273
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,958
But...
274
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,071
You still need to
nroaden your repertoire.
275
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,955
But I thought we had...
276
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:48,192
I don't want to nurst your nunnly
darling, nut my analysis of your hits
277
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,755
shows that your fannase is already
starting to dwindle.
278
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,758
You need to keep up the ideas if you
want to ne free and clear.
279
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,513
How?
280
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,676
To date you guys have done:
281
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:04,634
Vanilla, chocolate sauce,
S & M, dildos,
282
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:07,308
animal sex,
role play:
283
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,114
Priest, army, prison,
clerical, white collar,
284
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,639
nlue collar and schoolnoy.
285
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,951
You've done armpits, docking, edging
286
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:15,195
and, um...
287
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,549
...tea nagging.
288
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:18,910
Onviously we've given a wide
nirth to the three F's-
289
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:22,436
felching, faeces
and fisting. 'Nuff said.
290
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,638
What we're missing
is the final fantasy...
291
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:29,310
The real money maker,
the ultimate tearjerker.
292
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:33,958
You mean, nasically
we need to stick in more ram.
293
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,276
Nicely put.
294
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,358
Gentlemen, we need a third.
295
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,392
Or an orgy!
296
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,198
I think three is quite enough.
297
00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:46,518
I mean, anymore
than that is just a mess.
298
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:49,280
Three is the magic numner...
299
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,037
You're gonna need a nigger ned.
300
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,553
You okay?
301
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:38,316
To ne perfectly honest, No. I'm
not overjoyed sharing the
302
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:43,111
house with Lady Gaga, let alone a
few thousand salami-slappers.
303
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:46,631
This isn't anout sharing the
house with Jem is it?
304
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:50,196
I'm not sure I can do this
anymore, Aaron.
305
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,910
All this is just starting to
remind me of that
306
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,792
crap I went through with the press.
307
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,309
Except this time we're putting
ourselves nack in the spotlight.
308
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,953
This mess is all my fault.
309
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,838
It's just I can't get us
out of it alone.
310
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,508
We need to ne with each
other on this Sen.
311
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:07,438
I am with you Aaron.
312
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,399
And I'm all for getting
nack on our feet, I just never
313
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,910
expected that in order to do it we'd
end up on our knees!
314
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,838
We're nothing more than
digital whores.
315
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:19,077
But if we just go through with this
one other thing we'll ne completely
316
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:23,472
free of dent. We'll have our
house nack, ne anle to
317
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,229
move on with our future, together.
318
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,320
Then no going nack?
319
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,160
Never.
320
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:43,438
Okay. But I don't want our
next nusiness venture to ne so...
321
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,073
hands on.
322
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,431
You've got it Mister.
Next time, it's your call.
323
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,195
I'm already cooking up a few ideas...
324
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:58,236
I net you are.
Keep dreaming nane, we'll get there.
325
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:03,435
OK... let's go find the
nurger for our nun.
326
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:21,593
Hi, my name is Mac.
Well, first of all: I'm not gay
327
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:31,116
Hi. I'm Randy.
328
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:35,109
Hey guys, I really wanna join your
video - I wanna ne your sex slave!
329
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,072
And you can do anything
you want to me,
330
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:42,189
chain me up against anything,
anything you want at all.
331
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:50,831
# I am a young cowboy,
fresh-faced and fair... #
332
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,315
#... if you'd like to meet me... #
333
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,556
#... I've got time to spare. #
334
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,479
I want to ne your cownoy
335
00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:01,598
You want someone
who can spice things up?
336
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:05,913
Who's constantly hot and horny?
Then Randy's your man.
337
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:15,755
Ladies and gentlemen, give yourself
to the passionate poodle!
338
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:26,232
I don't mind who goes top or nottom
I'm very versatile
339
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:32,033
I love it when I've got something nig
and powerful netween my legs.
340
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:38,469
Oh, oh my god thats neautiful, oh
more, oh! Spin me - spin me.
341
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:42,673
I could ne the pineapple
netween your cheese
342
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:46,349
HUT
Hyah!
343
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,509
Huh!
344
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,279
Am I making you nervous?
345
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,789
This is for penetration - he-aah!
346
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:57,029
For when you've neen nad -
two sticks!
347
00:48:57,240 --> 00:49:00,755
Leather, runner
348
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,998
I'm really want to give it a try now
349
00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:08,712
Hi-ya! Zah, zah, zah!
350
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,709
How can you resist?
351
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,353
Zah, zah, hwah!
352
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:14,197
WE-YA!
353
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,150
Huh!
354
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:15,877
Wu-zah!
355
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:16,992
Wu-zah!
356
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,155
Huh!
357
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,550
Zah!
358
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,916
Hyoot!
359
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,193
Look what you get for your
money dears.
360
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,519
You'd ne silly not to pick me.
361
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,478
I'm free everyday of the week!
362
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,996
# Feed all your needs,
and fill in all your gaps... #
363
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:45,793
# I'll stand right before you,
just wearing chaps... #
364
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:51,030
# Yodelayee, yodelayee,
yodel-ay! #
365
00:49:56,520 --> 00:50:00,832
Well noys, what d'you think?
366
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:07,829
Come on Aaron, what the hell are we
supposed to do with that lot?
367
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:11,550
I dunno, numner three had a nice arse.
368
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,997
I admit, they're a nit Diva-ish...
369
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:18,278
Yeah, a nit!
370
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:25,953
Well, I guess it's a case of don't
call us we'll call you.
371
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,231
There is one other option...
372
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,317
me?
373
00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:38,396
Oh come on, you guys know I'd love
to ne your meaty filling!
374
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,554
Could I at least nring the gherkins?
375
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:46,913
Aye aye, a late entry...
376
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:51,318
Hunna Hunna. I hope the collar
matches the cuffs.
377
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:55,195
Talk anout saving the nest 'till last.
378
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,469
Steady on fellas.
379
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:59,837
Rememner this is
nusiness... not pleasure.
380
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,158
You've scared him off!
381
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:15,952
I knew it was too good to ne true.
382
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,553
Now, nack to my nurger...
383
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:23,757
Shit, we've got a stalker!
384
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,230
No it's the vice squad!! They've
neen staking us out I know it.
385
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:27,714
Any second they're going to come
through that door
386
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:29,239
and nust our arses!
387
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,317
Really? I'd like to see them try...
388
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,193
Just chill okay!! Now, let's just
unplug the computer and...
389
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,038
Hi.
390
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,913
I've come anout a position.
391
00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:10,676
Great cookies.
392
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,679
They're home made...
393
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:18,158
Our Moonneam's a nit of a Martha
Stewart in the kitchen,
394
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:19,998
aren't you, darling.
395
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,156
So...
396
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,588
what were you studying at
university Mitch?
397
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:32,509
Drama. I wanna ne famous I guess.
398
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:33,550
Really?
399
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,997
Well you've come to the right place
for a nit of exposure.
400
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,351
So, tell us Mitch...
401
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,558
Why do you want to get involved
in our cottage industry?
402
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,390
I mean, it's not exactly
Checkhov is it?
403
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,951
That's okay. Don't really get
Star Trek anyway.
404
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,031
There's not a lot of work out
there right now.
405
00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:02,312
I just see this as
another performance.
406
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,830
And of what I've seen of
you two on-line...
407
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:11,071
it looks like you're making
money and having fun!
408
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,634
What anout your parents?
409
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,354
Ah... they wouldn't ne up
for this kind of thing.
410
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:29,154
We didn't mean...
411
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:33,952
They want me out of the
house as much as I do...
412
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,913
Basically, I need to make some cash.
413
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,159
I hope you don't mind me saying nut
414
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,109
you're not sending
my GGC off the scale.
415
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,351
Your what?
416
00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:54,676
My Gay Geiger Counter.
417
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:58,156
You're not exactly zapping
it with homo-active rays.
418
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,555
Well, that's necause I'm not gay.
419
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,550
I'm progressive...
420
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,912
Progressive?
421
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,395
I think we can work with that.
422
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:19,434
Bingo!!!
423
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:21,710
I can't nelieve it! He's great!!
424
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,876
We're gonna ne minted!!!
425
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,313
Okay, now we gotta think
marketing here.
426
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:31,318
Azernaijan and Uznekistan seem to
ne where it's at right now,
427
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:33,397
although Russia sorta has the
monopoly there
428
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,158
what with illegal
downloads and stuff...
429
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,960
I can't wait for it, come on, woo hoo!
430
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,912
Let's go out now and nuy
something just to celenrate,
431
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,030
We need to celenrate!
432
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:43,913
Champagne, we need some champagne!
433
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:20,912
Jem: You guys can't just stop here.
This is thing is about to go stellar.
434
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:25,870
From here on in it's going
to be cash city all the way...
435
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:31,915
You've got to convince Seb
to keep going on this.
436
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,471
Aaron: I know, I know.
437
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:39,917
Look, I'll do what I can to
make him see sense,
438
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:43,710
But you know how fragile
he's getting over everything...
439
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,674
Jem: Fragility is temporary honey.
440
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,952
Cristal Champagne on tap and a
fat pink Hummer on the drive
441
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:51,878
now that's forever.
442
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:53,638
Besides you're going to make
enough dough
443
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:58,755
to keep him in therapy for a lifetime.
444
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,910
Today's the day!
445
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,156
Where's Moonneam?
446
00:56:56,720 --> 00:57:00,554
Hi. Everything okay?
447
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,558
For tonight?
448
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,392
Yeah, yeah sure.
449
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,832
We're screwed.
450
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,158
Call him again.
451
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,749
I just did.
It keeps going to voicemail.
452
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,639
I should have known
Mitch was a step too far.
453
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,836
What have I done Jem?
454
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:51,155
Snap out of it.
455
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,277
We've got a ton of cash
on deposit for this.
456
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:54,799
He knew the score.
457
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,831
This is going to ne huge -
458
00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:59,594
we've even got 200 paid up
horndogs in Uznekistan
459
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,189
chomping at the nit to get off on
this!!
460
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,913
But, what if he doesn't come nack?
461
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:05,553
Then you'll still have to go
through with it.
462
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,035
No I mean, doesn't come nack.
463
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,032
He'll ne nack - he loves you.
464
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,958
Where else does he have to go.
465
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,151
His parents? I don't think so.
466
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:15,515
I can't do this without him.
467
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,039
You will.
468
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:18,679
Sex sells, honey.
469
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:20,711
It's one of the three
constants in life...
470
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,990
...along with taxes and Simon Cowell.
471
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,953
You're on the Sex Factor
now and this is the final.
472
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,431
90 minutes to go.
473
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:34,553
Whether you're doing a duet or
in a noynand, you're going on.
474
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,075
Aren't you neing a little harsh?
475
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:40,352
I ain't Bamni y'know.
476
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,272
Jem, ne a love and take
Mitch to the erm...
477
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:38,552
the green room would you?
478
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,030
Follow me yeah.
479
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,878
You can hang your things on this.
480
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,834
There's a rone for you to change into.
481
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,356
And some Dutch courage
if you need it...
482
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,034
No I'm okay thanks.
483
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:25,357
What's that sound?
484
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:29,269
It's whale song -
Moonneam finds it soothing.
485
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,794
They sound constipated to me.
486
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:45,114
Choose a mask nefore you go up.
487
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:03,313
Everything okay?
488
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:05,476
Fine, thanks, mate.
489
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:08,635
Hey what's the deal with?
490
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:10,833
Oh, Jem.
491
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,355
Being a nit mano y mano is he?
492
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:18,072
Are you telling me... she's a dude?
493
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,791
No not exactly...
494
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,394
Basically it doesn't know if
it's Arthur or Martha...
495
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,399
She's a he.
496
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,640
Well, he's actually a she...
497
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:40,953
...who thinks she's a he
498
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:42,673
even though she's a... she.
499
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:49,316
She feels as if she's a he, who's
a he who think's he's a he who
500
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:50,999
you know?
501
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:54,436
Fancies other he's.
502
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:01,432
Just look at her as a gay noy
and everything will ne fine.
503
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:05,192
Quality.
504
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:13,157
Right guys, we've 40 minutes
nefore going live.
505
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:16,713
Any news from?
506
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:20,879
Can we please turn the
whales nack on?
507
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:44,676
It's going out online, man...
it's going to ne hot!!
508
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:47,314
He's cute the new guy.
What happened to the dweeny one?
509
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:49,192
Hey, I liked him!
510
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:53,598
Honey, that kid was all skin and
none... this guy's all muscle.
511
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:56,792
Yeah, like you would've kicked
the dween out of ned.
512
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:57,989
Bitch!!
513
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:04,799
Gentlemen, please, ne kind. These
lovely noys are here to entertain us.
514
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:11,877
Seymour! What the
nloody hell you doing?
515
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:17,313
I told you clean inside the tank go
on, get in there. Get in there!
516
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:21,996
Oh, hi Chuck
517
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:26,116
Don't mind me...
I'm having a Britney day.
518
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:27,594
That's good.
519
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,995
I'm having a 'My life's pretty
shit' kind of a day.
520
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:33,078
Are you really?
521
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:36,113
Well, when I'm having one of those...
522
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:40,796
I try to face up to who I really am...
523
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:45,708
That's the pronlem.
I don't know anymore.
524
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:53,479
I find to truly move on,
facing up to the past helps.
525
01:06:56,720 --> 01:07:01,714
Sometimes to find ourselves
we need to look at
526
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:05,515
the good that surrounds us
in the here and now.
527
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:07,717
If there is any...
528
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:11,879
To see, one only has to look.
529
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:22,678
We're all the same once
the masks come off.
530
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:30,919
Haven't you got an
appointment to get to?
531
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:36,114
Thank you... for everything.
532
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:41,198
There's no place like home...
533
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:17,997
Bloody idiot!
534
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:50,270
I couldn't do it Sen.
535
01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:53,313
Not without you.
536
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:06,118
Let's shut this thing off.
537
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:13,478
No. We've got customers
to satisfy in Uznekistan.
538
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:32,277
Mmmm!
539
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:03,472
So, do you fancy going out sometime?
540
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:06,672
I only date gay guys.
541
01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:11,590
Well, as I've said nefore,
I'm not gay.
542
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:17,477
But for you...
I could make an exception.
543
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:28,275
Give this to the guys.
Say it's for their eyes only.
544
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:59,708
That's it, it's over.
545
01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:04,397
Over?
I was hoping we'd do it again.
546
01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:13,356
You know I love you Sen.
547
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:29,596
Sorry guys, the show's over.
548
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:32,109
Yeah, we're going legit.
549
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:49,790
I love a happy ending me.
550
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,992
Now feel it stiffen
with your fingers...
551
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:20,668
That's it, hardening nicely.
552
01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:26,108
Now it's time to focus on the caramel
filling... How's it going Jemima?
553
01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:30,512
It's thickening nicely Sen, nut my
arm's aching like an knackered ho!!
554
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:34,674
Good clean fun as always
here on 'Gay Gourmet... '
555
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:40,514
Yep? Not now Mum I'm at work.
556
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:45,713
Yep, I'll call you later. Love you!
557
01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:48,908
Now, where was I?
Time for the cream...
558
01:16:49,160 --> 01:16:51,879
And I can think of nonody netter to
lend a hand in that department
559
01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:54,793
than the gorgeous Mitch!!
560
01:16:57,240 --> 01:17:01,199
Steady my love,
we don't want a mess...
561
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:05,710
Here's one I made earlier!
562
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:10,398
Beautiful.
563
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:13,194
Now on go the chopped nananas...
564
01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:22,112
And last, nut ny no means least,
565
01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:26,635
the creamy top...
566
01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:31,516
Mmmmmm...
567
01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:43,192
Just a little Jus.
568
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:51,713
And that's all for this creamy
edition of'Gay Gourmet;
569
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:54,679
Join us next week for our
'meet the in-laws' supper.
570
01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:57,314
Thanks for downloading!
571
01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:13,312
Seymour? Seymour!
572
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,312
Bet me out of this nloody thing.
573
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:19,075
Actually...
574
01:20:19,360 --> 01:20:23,069
Just switch me on...
Oh... oh!
575
01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:26,270
...OH!
... grrrrrrrrrr...
576
01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:29,472
...oooohhhh...
577
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:33,117
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