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Facebook, Google and Amazon
exploit our data for profit.
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I will help you by building
an internet of the people
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by the people and for the people,
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so help me God.
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You said all that stuff about
not collecting user data.
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- But I am.
- I just lied to Congress.
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Hooli will remain an independent entity,
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even if we have to shed a few divisions
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and trim a little fat.
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Gwart has a really good idea,
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but she doesn't have a business plan.
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Hi, I'm Jared.
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We were able to break
down all of your misdeeds.
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This guy is dirty as
a dog, and we got him.
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Oh, hell yes.
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It's the greatest data
aggregating platform.
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And Richard developed
it specifically for us.
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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So this morning, Colin cut a new build
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of Gates of Galloo
to his staging server.
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Okay, um, this is Baldereach,
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capital city of Galloonia.
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Those are some ghoul knights,
wearing gelatinous armor.
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This is just the game,
pretty standard stuff.
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Well, until I...
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turn on the microphone.
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How are you doing,
Richard? Are you hungry?
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Would you like some pizza?
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What the fuck?
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He's using our API to run ads
directly in the game engine?
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Crazy, right?
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Domino's Pizza
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in a fantasy medieval universe.
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Why, it's enough to make
you wanna go on vacation.
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And he's even using
our ability to track sentiment.
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Yeah. Even if I say nonsense words,
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it assigns them an emotional value.
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La-la-la-la-la-la-la!
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Fuck me. So,
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unless we get rid of
Colin, which we can't,
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he is going to put this on our network.
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Money just perverts everything.
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At this point, I could stand
to be a little perverted.
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Yeah, I wanna be a lot perverted.
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I wanna blow money while it
talks to its wife on the phone.
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- I wanna suck money... Oh.
- All right.
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- Microphone.
- Oh! Uh...
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Kittens, puppies, United Nations!
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♪ Silicon Valley 6x02 ♪
Blood Money
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Richard, is this an okay time?
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It's a great time, Jared.
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I'm surrounded on all sides
by people who turn on me.
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- I can come back.
- No. No, no, it's fine.
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What do you got?
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What is this?
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It's my resignation letter.
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I'm leaving.
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What?
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One gaff with Colin, and
you're just gonna walk away?
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It's about so much
more than that, Richard.
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I've been agonizing over this.
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Not sleeping, not eating...
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I completely forgot my
godson's 40th birthday.
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Richard,
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Pied Piper isn't the same
company that I signed up for.
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She has different needs now,
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and so do you,
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and, it turns out,
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so do I.
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Okay, Jared...
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we are in the middle
of a shit storm here.
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I'm trying to handle this
as honestly as possible.
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There's a founder at the hacker hostel,
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and she needs my help, and...
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once I'm free of encumbrances...
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Encumbrances?! Oh! Well,
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fuck me, Jared. I don't
want to encumber you.
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Okay.
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Go to your new boss.
I hope she's not a...
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big of a fuck-up as I am, you...
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buddy-fucker.
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- I'm not a buddy-fucker.
- Oh, yes, you are, Jared.
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You are a buddy-fucker.
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I am your buddy,
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and you are fucking me. Ergo,
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you are a buddy-fucker.
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Goodbye.
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- Richard, I'm not...
- Goodbye, Jared. Thank you.
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I like it how it is.
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But it's too warm.
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I want it warm.
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Okay.
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Gentlemen, and lady,
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a short time ago, I reached
out to you and asked you
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to invest, sight unseen, in a newer,
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leaner, and more focused Hooli.
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And invest you did, guided not by
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traditional spreadsheets
or actuarial tables,
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but by your own highly
attuned financial...
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Gavin, cut the bullshit.
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What do we still own?
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Mr. Skelton.
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As candid and as forthright as ever.
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- Age has not dulled one iota of...
- Gavin.
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Of course. I had
prepared a presentation,
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but I suppose I can
just skip to the end.
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Hopefully, I won't lose you.
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Okay...
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Confucius, John Lennon,
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Nietzsche, Ayn Rand,
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Steve Wonder, and here we go!
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As you can see,
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among the many jewels
still in Hooli's crown
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are our exciting suite of office...
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Where is web services?
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Well, Mr. Bezos felt it would
fold nicely into his AWS,
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so he insisted...
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Smart speaker and in-home?
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- He took that, too?
- HooliHome was, indeed, subsumed
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- by the Amazon Alexa...
- Targeted search?
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Ironically, also missing.
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But we maintain rights to the HooliPhone
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and its proprietary apps,
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the patent for the Hooli Puck Mouse.
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We also maintain our
web-based marketplaces,
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including our up-and-coming
lifestyle networking platform,
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- Foxhole.
- What the fuck is that?!
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Well, Foxhole is a very exciting
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web-based exchange, catering
to those in the military,
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who are interested in having
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- extramarital affairs.
- Gavin,
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when do you expect the eight of us will
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recoup our investment?
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Ah, yes! That's my very next slide.
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After this one.
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Well, with a little luck,
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we'll be profitable and
up 5X inside three years.
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You got three months, or you're out.
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So, Melanie will take on all of Jared's
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marketing duties, Gwen
will cover biz dev,
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and that should take care of it.
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Does this scan to you?
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- I can see it.
- Okay, great.
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- Okay, back to work.
- Uh, Bertram,
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while I have you...
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You don't have me.
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Richard's just tasked me
with streamlining productivity
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and balancing headcount.
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Can you explain to me why you have
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no one working under you?
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It just seems odd considering
that the agile board is showing
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that you have a massive backlog.
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You're new here,
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so I'll forgive the patronizing tone.
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I'm more concerned with being right
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than being fast,
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and I don't like dealing
with people. To wit,
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- are we done?
- Oh,
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you're "that guy".
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What "guy" exactly?
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The brooding, arrogant guy
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who refuses to take orders?
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Self-taught coder who looks down on
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anyone who's taken a class.
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You're probably an atheist
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or something more contrarian.
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You claim to be an anarcho-capitalist,
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but you work here and pay taxes.
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You've probably read
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half of Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon,
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and it's about 50/50
whether you own a snake.
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His girlfriend owns a snake.
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I finished Cryptonomicon,
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and you easily could've
just looked in my file.
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I didn't need to.
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- I'm assigning you five coders.
- Inadvisable.
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Noted.
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I'll send them over
first thing tomorrow.
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If you're going to throw
five randoms under me,
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at least let me pick my team.
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- Fair enough.
- Good.
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- Georgia?
- Mm.
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You want to move the
entire company to Georgia?
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Why?
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Well, the Valley's become
prohibitively expensive.
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Look at these numbers.
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If we move to Georgia,
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we can save a fortune and
get a further investment.
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It's the only way.
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Well, I have heard good things about
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the food scene in the Dirty South.
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Stankonia. Freaknik.
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Might be nice to be around
more people of color.
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What? Not Atlanta.
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Tbilisi. The country of
Georgia, not the state.
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What?
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- Gavin?
- Hmm?
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Tbilisi is no doubt a
wonderfully rustic place,
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but do you not fear
losing a local presence,
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a connection with the beating heart of
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the technology industry?
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Boots on the ground, so to speak.
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I think it's wise, sir.
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Shit. You're right.
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I need to be here to
maintain my relevance.
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All right then. Plan B.
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You two and the team
will move to Belarus.
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If we can get close enough to
the Chernobyl exclusion zone,
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it's a buyer's market,
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and with the money we
save from substantially
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downgrading from Tbilisi,
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plus the bigger Belarusian
investment we've been offered,
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I'll maintain a
pied-à-terre here in town.
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Now, I'll need to rely
much more heavily on you
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because you probably won't see me much.
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I'll need you to guide the troops
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and bridge the language gap,
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but...
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God damn,
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I respect the hell out of you both.
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- Are you sure about this?
- Uh...
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Yeah. Yeah, no.
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We can't have that atrocious
game anywhere on our network.
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- We have to do a raise.
- Well,
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it's a terrible time to do it, but...
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I mean, it's your call.
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It's gonna have to be
a big number though.
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Yeah, good.
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I guess we should set
up some meetings, yeah?
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Too time-consuming.
Let's jump-start the process.
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Are you feeling charitable?
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Just 39 cents a day can literally
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feed an entire family like this.
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Think about it, then ask yourself...
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All right, so this place
is the who's who of VCs,
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so let's do a lap, take inventory,
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and we'll start with the biggest
firm, work our way down to...
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- Laurie!
- Monica. Richard.
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What are you doing here?
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The same as you, I suppose.
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Eating caviar and...
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hacking famine.
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- No, I thought you moved to China.
- Mm.
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The interesting thing
about moving, Monica,
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is that you can do it
more than once. I am back.
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You may be intrigued to know
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that I have severed
ties with Yao and YaoNet.
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So, you're going back to VC?
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Oh, no.
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You misunderstand.
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I have severed ties
between Yao and YaoNet.
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Yao has been exited,
and I have made myself
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the CEO of the company,
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which I am moving back to the US,
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and in order to make
it sound more American,
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I am renaming it
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"YaoNetUS".
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Wait. So, you're launching here?
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Yes, and with those
Chinese out of the way,
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I can finally be more
ruthlessly efficient.
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Speaking of,
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excuse me.
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- What? Are you fucking kidding me?
- Richard,
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relax, okay, she's got inferior tech,
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she's got no developers.
You remember when
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she tried to run Eklow? She's
gonna last a week as CEO.
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I mean, look at her. She's desperate.
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She's already in total flirt mode.
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I do believe with proper management...
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She needs money just like we do.
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Let's just worry about us, okay?
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I will introduce you, and just...
273
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let me do the talking, okay?
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Don't speak until...
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Richard Hendricks from Pied Piper.
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- Eric Rivera, Graves Partners.
- Oh.
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I saw your congressional testimony,
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and I thought, man,
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I really need to talk to that guy.
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Oh, you did? Huh, cool.
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Yeah. I mean, you committed
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to a really bad business model,
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on national TV.
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I guess I just wanted to know,
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what the hell were you thinking?
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I mean, picking a fight
with Facebook is one thing,
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but shitting on Google and
Amazon at the same time,
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in front of TV cameras? What
was going on in your brain?
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And-and Hooli. I-I
shit on them, too, so...
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I mean, we're all sitting in
front of the TV in our office,
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thinking this is the
dumbest man in tech.
292
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And then we talked about
it, and we realized, hang on,
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- that is totally unfair.
- Yeah, you did? Good.
294
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Yeah, because, I mean,
you were subpoenaed, right?
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You were under oath?
What were you supposed to do?
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Technically, I don't...
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You weren't... you weren't under oath?
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Mm, I don't think so.
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Are you kidding me?
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Wait. Karl, Ben! Come over
here. You gotta hear this.
301
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We were wrong, man! Tell
them what you just told me.
302
00:12:48,905 --> 00:12:50,324
Hey, um...
303
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Richard Hendricks, from Pied Piper, yes?
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Uh, no.
305
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Maximo Reyes. I am an
investor from Chile.
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Wow, I gotta tell you, it
is an honor to meet you, man.
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Truly, I am such a big
fan of your technology.
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00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,544
Wow.
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- What, like, really, or...
- Of course. Hi.
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We are shaking hands.
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Correct?
312
00:13:11,345 --> 00:13:13,514
But I'm sure you have more
important people to talk to,
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you know, and, you have
made it painfully clear
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that you do not want
me as an investor, so...
315
00:13:17,526 --> 00:13:20,524
No, h-hold on. Wait, I-I-I
made it clear? When did I...
316
00:13:20,525 --> 00:13:22,444
Oh no, not you personally,
but I spoke with somebody
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from your company many times.
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00:13:23,855 --> 00:13:25,154
Uh, Yarez?
319
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Yarez?
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Y-Yarez Dun...
321
00:13:28,025 --> 00:13:29,404
Yarez... Oh!
322
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- Jared.
- Yes!
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00:13:31,075 --> 00:13:32,654
- Whatever...
- Potatoes, potatoes.
324
00:13:32,655 --> 00:13:36,374
Well, uh, Yared doesn't really
work with us anymore, so...
325
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,954
- Oh, wow. Well, then.
- Yeah.
326
00:13:38,955 --> 00:13:40,544
Look at you and me.
327
00:13:40,545 --> 00:13:42,504
We are talking.
328
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Have you ever had a Chilean terremoto?
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- Denpok, got a minute?
- Yes.
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I may have a way to
keep us here in the US.
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Talk.
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Are you familiar with CIFIUS?
333
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Yes.
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No.
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The Committee on Foreign
Investment in the US,
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or CIFIUS,
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is a federal agency
that has wide latitude
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to prevent American companies
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from doing business with foreigners,
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00:14:10,405 --> 00:14:13,074
if there's a national security threat.
341
00:14:13,075 --> 00:14:15,824
Are you familiar with
the dating app Grindr?
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00:14:15,825 --> 00:14:17,205
No.
343
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,245
Yes.
344
00:14:20,835 --> 00:14:23,584
Last year, CIFIUS reversed the sale
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of Grindr to Chinese investors.
346
00:14:26,005 --> 00:14:29,754
They ruled that the sexual
and HIV status of US citizens
347
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was something they needed to keep
348
00:14:31,255 --> 00:14:33,924
out of the hands of foreign interests.
349
00:14:33,925 --> 00:14:35,934
- I understand.
- This morning,
350
00:14:35,935 --> 00:14:38,474
I was on the user database of Foxhole,
351
00:14:38,475 --> 00:14:40,725
when I happened upon a familiar face.
352
00:14:44,235 --> 00:14:47,814
Four-star General Hanley Barris.
353
00:14:47,815 --> 00:14:49,774
That is not his face.
354
00:14:49,775 --> 00:14:51,324
No, it is not.
355
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:54,694
But as a four-star general,
356
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he could anonymously compel CIFIUS
357
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to prevent Foxhole or its ownership
358
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from moving to foreign soil.
359
00:15:03,795 --> 00:15:05,164
No more Belarus?
360
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:08,294
I think General Barris
would be very keen to keep
361
00:15:08,295 --> 00:15:10,794
this type of material
out of the hands of
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00:15:10,795 --> 00:15:13,214
foreign interests, and by that,
363
00:15:13,215 --> 00:15:16,135
I mean his wife, Yekatarina.
364
00:15:20,435 --> 00:15:23,814
Hey! What happened to you last night?
365
00:15:23,815 --> 00:15:26,984
Oh my God, you reek of booze.
366
00:15:26,985 --> 00:15:28,564
Were you out all night?
367
00:15:28,565 --> 00:15:30,155
Monica...
368
00:15:30,865 --> 00:15:33,154
- I got lucky.
- Didn't need to know that.
369
00:15:33,155 --> 00:15:36,284
No, no, I got even luckier than that.
370
00:15:36,285 --> 00:15:40,114
Tell me, did you know that
the national tree of Chile
371
00:15:40,115 --> 00:15:41,744
is the piñoner?
372
00:15:41,745 --> 00:15:43,244
Also this,
373
00:15:43,245 --> 00:15:45,914
- do you know who Maximo Reyes is?
- Yeah.
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00:15:45,915 --> 00:15:49,464
The richest man in Chile.
Well, I saw that very tree
375
00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:51,674
in the middle of his living room,
376
00:15:51,675 --> 00:15:54,005
and he let me climb it.
377
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,674
You met Maximo Reyes
378
00:15:57,675 --> 00:15:59,554
and you went to his house?
379
00:15:59,555 --> 00:16:02,014
Yeah, and he showed
me his art collection,
380
00:16:02,015 --> 00:16:04,814
and we drank a number of terremotos,
381
00:16:04,815 --> 00:16:07,934
which are... fucking disgusting.
382
00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:10,694
Anyway, I may have convinced him
383
00:16:10,695 --> 00:16:13,155
to give us enough money
384
00:16:13,775 --> 00:16:15,824
to get rid of Colin.
385
00:16:15,825 --> 00:16:17,154
Wait, what?
386
00:16:17,155 --> 00:16:19,364
I casually floated 50 million,
387
00:16:19,365 --> 00:16:20,994
and he didn't even bat an eye.
388
00:16:20,995 --> 00:16:22,705
Richard...
389
00:16:23,955 --> 00:16:26,544
There's a reason Jared
tried to ditch this guy.
390
00:16:26,545 --> 00:16:29,164
- We cannot take his money.
- Why not?
391
00:16:29,165 --> 00:16:31,874
Did he tell you where he gets it from?
392
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:36,464
How his grandfather was the chief
of secret police under Pinochet?
393
00:16:36,465 --> 00:16:37,804
About how they ran their mines?
394
00:16:37,805 --> 00:16:39,844
They were basically slave traders.
395
00:16:39,845 --> 00:16:42,684
He can't really be all that bad.
396
00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:46,224
I mean, he really,
really likes Pied Piper.
397
00:16:46,225 --> 00:16:48,474
Look, we cannot take blood money.
398
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,064
You thought selling ads were bad?
399
00:16:50,065 --> 00:16:53,154
These guys executed
people in soccer stadiums.
400
00:16:53,155 --> 00:16:55,194
I was open to it at first,
401
00:16:55,195 --> 00:16:57,944
but Jared was adamant and he's right.
402
00:16:57,945 --> 00:16:59,413
Fifty million sounds great,
403
00:16:59,414 --> 00:17:01,929
but it's an awfully low price
to pay for your integrity.
404
00:17:02,785 --> 00:17:03,954
Fuck.
405
00:17:03,955 --> 00:17:05,244
Look,
406
00:17:05,245 --> 00:17:07,204
I know Colin is a sleazebag,
407
00:17:07,205 --> 00:17:08,914
but at least he's temporary.
408
00:17:08,915 --> 00:17:11,044
Okay, Maximo is a thousand times worse,
409
00:17:11,045 --> 00:17:12,795
and he would be permanent.
410
00:17:17,175 --> 00:17:18,844
Of course.
411
00:17:18,845 --> 00:17:21,054
He just e-mailed me the term sheet.
412
00:17:21,055 --> 00:17:22,554
I don't even wanna look at him.
413
00:17:22,555 --> 00:17:24,434
Just forward it to me.
414
00:17:24,435 --> 00:17:26,685
- I'll take care of it.
- Thanks.
415
00:17:27,225 --> 00:17:29,604
I know that this sucks,
but I promise you,
416
00:17:29,605 --> 00:17:31,274
you're doing the right...
417
00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:33,064
Fifty million?
418
00:17:33,065 --> 00:17:35,944
Do you remember when I was offered 10?
419
00:17:35,945 --> 00:17:37,824
Richard.
420
00:17:37,825 --> 00:17:39,485
Hmm?
421
00:17:41,155 --> 00:17:42,995
It's not $50 million.
422
00:17:43,955 --> 00:17:45,285
Is it more?
423
00:17:46,955 --> 00:17:49,125
It's a billion, Richard.
424
00:17:52,335 --> 00:17:54,375
A what?
425
00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:59,005
He just offered us a
billion dollars for 10%.
426
00:17:59,885 --> 00:18:01,265
Fuck.
427
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:08,145
You're already holding a cigarette.
428
00:18:11,065 --> 00:18:12,684
Mr. Gilfoyle!
429
00:18:12,685 --> 00:18:15,855
- Yes, ma'am?
- Is this your new team?
430
00:18:17,025 --> 00:18:18,484
It is.
431
00:18:18,485 --> 00:18:20,694
Five people, as you requested.
432
00:18:20,695 --> 00:18:23,785
- That man over there?
- Ken.
433
00:18:24,365 --> 00:18:28,074
- Isn't he the coffee guy?
- Barista. Yes.
434
00:18:28,075 --> 00:18:30,994
And Joyce was watering the plants.
435
00:18:30,995 --> 00:18:32,504
Mona was working security.
436
00:18:32,505 --> 00:18:35,664
Dan and George, they
were painting the lobby.
437
00:18:35,665 --> 00:18:36,834
Until today.
438
00:18:36,835 --> 00:18:38,754
Which reminds me,
they all need to change
439
00:18:38,755 --> 00:18:40,924
their LinkedIn status to...
440
00:18:40,925 --> 00:18:43,674
"placaters of middle management".
441
00:18:43,675 --> 00:18:46,344
I'll be honest, this is sort of a first.
442
00:18:46,345 --> 00:18:48,844
And here you thought I was just...
443
00:18:48,845 --> 00:18:50,225
"that guy".
444
00:18:50,815 --> 00:18:52,474
You know, Mr. Gilfoyle, you're right.
445
00:18:52,475 --> 00:18:54,064
You're not "that guy",
446
00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:57,194
because at the seven companies
I've helped take public,
447
00:18:57,195 --> 00:19:00,234
every other "that guy"
accepted their limitations,
448
00:19:00,235 --> 00:19:02,534
took on a team, and managed
to get their work done.
449
00:19:02,535 --> 00:19:04,694
Some of them are now billionaires.
450
00:19:04,695 --> 00:19:06,364
None of them would've gotten into
451
00:19:06,365 --> 00:19:08,494
a dick-measuring contest with HR
452
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:10,204
when they were two weeks behind.
453
00:19:10,205 --> 00:19:11,704
So, lucky us,
454
00:19:11,705 --> 00:19:13,744
I guess you're unique.
455
00:19:16,915 --> 00:19:19,044
You know, Gilfoyle, when
I first heard the phrase
456
00:19:19,045 --> 00:19:21,344
"dick-measuring contest",
I thought it was a contest
457
00:19:21,345 --> 00:19:23,254
to see who could measure the most dicks.
458
00:19:23,255 --> 00:19:24,884
But it isn't,
459
00:19:24,885 --> 00:19:26,594
is it, Gilfoyle?
460
00:19:26,595 --> 00:19:28,344
Is it a typo? Maybe it's a typo.
461
00:19:28,345 --> 00:19:31,354
It's not a typo, Richard.
It's spelled out in the offer.
462
00:19:31,355 --> 00:19:34,474
One billion dollars, in one lump sum.
463
00:19:34,475 --> 00:19:36,605
Okay, what do I do?
464
00:19:38,735 --> 00:19:40,654
- I don't know.
- Oh. Okay, well,
465
00:19:40,655 --> 00:19:43,154
Jared had you pretty convinced
that this was evil money.
466
00:19:43,155 --> 00:19:44,984
It's a billion fucking dollars, Richard!
467
00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:47,574
Okay, so does that make
this less evil or, like,
468
00:19:47,575 --> 00:19:49,414
- way more evil?
- Ack!
469
00:19:49,415 --> 00:19:50,784
Do not touch.
470
00:19:50,785 --> 00:19:53,534
It's an e-sign. You touch
that button, it's over.
471
00:19:53,535 --> 00:19:55,204
Tell me what to do.
472
00:19:55,205 --> 00:19:57,044
Monica, this is your job!
473
00:19:57,045 --> 00:19:59,045
Look, when my sister
474
00:19:59,046 --> 00:20:01,018
got pregnant her
freshman year of college,
475
00:20:01,019 --> 00:20:02,446
I said get an abortion.
476
00:20:02,447 --> 00:20:06,384
Well, now my niece, Dakota,
who is very much with us,
477
00:20:06,385 --> 00:20:09,094
calls me "Aunt Abortion".
478
00:20:09,095 --> 00:20:10,554
I'm sorry.
479
00:20:10,555 --> 00:20:13,434
You are the CEO, this is on you.
480
00:20:13,435 --> 00:20:15,724
Well, I gotta talk to
Dinesh and Gilfoyle.
481
00:20:15,725 --> 00:20:17,478
No, you can't talk to those animals!
482
00:20:17,479 --> 00:20:19,442
You say a word to anyone out there,
483
00:20:19,443 --> 00:20:22,984
and this whole company turns into
Lord of the Flies in five seconds.
484
00:20:22,985 --> 00:20:25,485
It's a billion dollars, Richard.
485
00:20:26,075 --> 00:20:27,654
I'm sorry. You're on your own.
486
00:20:27,655 --> 00:20:29,115
Monica...
487
00:20:30,745 --> 00:20:32,744
Richard, there is a major emergency.
488
00:20:32,745 --> 00:20:35,436
Gilfoyle is using the
barista as one of the coders,
489
00:20:35,437 --> 00:20:37,760
so I tried to use the
cappuccino machine on my own,
490
00:20:37,761 --> 00:20:40,374
and I don't know if, like,
the frother knob is, like,
491
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:41,754
jammed or something,
492
00:20:41,755 --> 00:20:43,464
but it's, like, not working.
493
00:20:43,465 --> 00:20:45,634
So, there is no froth,
494
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,995
at all, for anybody.
495
00:20:49,175 --> 00:20:51,224
So, can you get on that?
496
00:20:51,225 --> 00:20:53,144
- Yeah.
- Okay, great.
497
00:20:53,145 --> 00:20:54,934
He's on it!
498
00:20:54,935 --> 00:20:58,354
It's really a shit sandwich.
499
00:20:58,355 --> 00:21:00,484
They've been in there for a while.
500
00:21:00,485 --> 00:21:02,275
Wonder how it's going.
501
00:21:03,855 --> 00:21:06,025
General Barris. Is it done?
502
00:21:07,655 --> 00:21:10,495
- Wonderful.
- Say hello to your wife for me.
503
00:21:11,405 --> 00:21:14,115
Gavin! How was the meeting?
504
00:21:25,835 --> 00:21:27,505
Aah! Fuck!
505
00:21:33,845 --> 00:21:35,594
Richard?
506
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,854
Huh? Yeah.
507
00:21:37,855 --> 00:21:39,524
What are you doing here?
508
00:21:39,525 --> 00:21:41,894
Do you have a second?
509
00:21:41,895 --> 00:21:44,904
Yeah, yeah. Come on in.
510
00:21:44,905 --> 00:21:47,064
I know you tried to
keep Maximo away from me,
511
00:21:47,065 --> 00:21:49,694
but one thing lead to
another and-and now this.
512
00:21:49,695 --> 00:21:52,704
- That is quite an offer.
- Yeah.
513
00:21:52,705 --> 00:21:55,574
So, what do I do?
514
00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:58,534
Look, Richard, I know you said
Monica's checked out on this,
515
00:21:58,535 --> 00:22:03,533
but... this is kind of a
monumental Pied Piper matter.
516
00:22:03,534 --> 00:22:07,004
I think you should get advice
from somebody within the company.
517
00:22:07,005 --> 00:22:09,384
That's why I'm here, Jared.
518
00:22:09,385 --> 00:22:10,424
That's you.
519
00:22:10,425 --> 00:22:12,054
You gotta come back.
520
00:22:12,055 --> 00:22:13,884
- Richard...
- I-I know
521
00:22:13,885 --> 00:22:16,394
your job changed over time,
522
00:22:16,395 --> 00:22:18,144
but we can undo that.
523
00:22:18,145 --> 00:22:19,564
You know, restructure your role,
524
00:22:19,565 --> 00:22:21,604
move you upstairs so
you're closer to me.
525
00:22:21,605 --> 00:22:23,104
Whatever it takes to make it work.
526
00:22:23,105 --> 00:22:25,234
Come on, think about it. We'll be...
527
00:22:25,235 --> 00:22:26,774
a pair of boys, back in business.
528
00:22:26,775 --> 00:22:29,574
Richard, it's too late. I mean,
529
00:22:29,575 --> 00:22:31,694
you know, you let me go,
so I took the job here
530
00:22:31,695 --> 00:22:33,944
- with Gwart, and...
- So?
531
00:22:33,945 --> 00:22:36,914
Go inside and tell Gwart you're leaving.
532
00:22:36,915 --> 00:22:39,074
Well, that's not how loyalty works.
533
00:22:39,075 --> 00:22:40,664
I mean, that wouldn't be fair.
534
00:22:40,665 --> 00:22:42,295
Fair?
535
00:22:43,955 --> 00:22:46,755
Years ago, you came to this house,
536
00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:48,794
begging me for a job,
and I gave you one.
537
00:22:48,795 --> 00:22:52,522
In fact, I made you COO. And now,
538
00:22:52,523 --> 00:22:55,014
when I need you the most,
you stab me in the back,
539
00:22:55,015 --> 00:22:58,144
and you have the balls to
lecture me about loyalty?
540
00:22:58,145 --> 00:23:00,684
Are you fucking kidding me?
541
00:23:00,685 --> 00:23:01,934
I was right.
542
00:23:01,935 --> 00:23:03,815
You are a buddy-fucker.
543
00:23:04,685 --> 00:23:07,274
- Please stop saying that.
- Buddy-fucker.
544
00:23:07,275 --> 00:23:08,774
Stop saying that.
545
00:23:08,775 --> 00:23:11,407
And-and-and please
just leave this house,
546
00:23:11,408 --> 00:23:13,818
or I can't be held responsible
for my behavior.
547
00:23:13,819 --> 00:23:14,902
Oh yeah?
548
00:23:14,903 --> 00:23:16,454
What are you gonna do, Jared? Huh?
549
00:23:16,455 --> 00:23:18,614
You gonna buddy-fuck me?
'Cause that's what you do
550
00:23:18,615 --> 00:23:21,374
- to your buddies now, isn't it?
- Get out.
551
00:23:22,795 --> 00:23:26,085
Oh, Gwart. No, no, no!
That's too much sun.
552
00:23:27,585 --> 00:23:29,465
Oh my God.
553
00:23:30,385 --> 00:23:32,254
This is Gwart?
554
00:23:32,255 --> 00:23:34,134
Richard...
555
00:23:34,135 --> 00:23:36,924
- This is who you're walking away for?
- Richard, do not.
556
00:23:36,925 --> 00:23:38,884
She's your new little code girlfriend?
557
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:41,264
- Don't.
- This, uh...
558
00:23:41,265 --> 00:23:43,745
- Don't.
- This googly-eyed...
559
00:23:43,746 --> 00:23:46,104
- No, no, no, no...
- Yoo-hoo drinking...
560
00:23:46,105 --> 00:23:47,644
- No!
- Oh my God.
561
00:23:47,645 --> 00:23:50,349
Oh, okay, okay, okay, look, I'm sorry!
562
00:23:50,350 --> 00:23:51,364
- No.
- All right.
563
00:23:51,365 --> 00:23:54,030
I oughta knock your teeth,
you bitch-made motherfucker.
564
00:23:54,031 --> 00:23:55,904
I-I-I... I didn't mean it.
565
00:23:55,905 --> 00:23:57,244
I was state-raised!
566
00:23:57,245 --> 00:23:59,034
You think I'm scared to catch a case
567
00:23:59,035 --> 00:24:01,244
- of some bullshit?!
- I-I'm sorry, Jared!
568
00:24:01,245 --> 00:24:03,477
I didn't mean it, okay? I'm
sorry, Gwart. I didn't mean it!
569
00:24:03,478 --> 00:24:05,584
You keep her name out of
your skanky little mouth,
570
00:24:05,585 --> 00:24:07,164
you little, little bitch!
571
00:24:07,165 --> 00:24:09,874
Hey! Hey! Hey! This is
a place of business...
572
00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:11,424
Oh my God. Don't shoot me!
573
00:24:11,425 --> 00:24:12,844
Jared!
574
00:24:12,845 --> 00:24:15,674
- Jared! Aah!
- Dope-led, peckerwood motherfucker!
575
00:24:15,675 --> 00:24:18,474
- Jared! Jared, no!
- Get checked in, hoe!
576
00:24:20,635 --> 00:24:22,344
Oh, Jesus!
577
00:24:22,345 --> 00:24:25,684
You wanna dance on the blacktop, homie?!
578
00:24:25,685 --> 00:24:27,855
You did this, Richard!
579
00:24:29,025 --> 00:24:30,604
Aah!
580
00:24:30,605 --> 00:24:32,354
Ow, what the fuck?
581
00:24:36,115 --> 00:24:39,324
Mr. Gilfoyle! You wanted
to see me before I left?
582
00:24:39,325 --> 00:24:41,614
Yes, Tracy, I did.
583
00:24:41,615 --> 00:24:45,414
I wanted you to be here when I
push my entire backlog of code.
584
00:24:45,415 --> 00:24:49,044
You finished all of
it? In just 24 hours?
585
00:24:49,045 --> 00:24:52,045
I did, all by myself.
586
00:24:56,755 --> 00:24:58,964
I'll take that apology now.
587
00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:02,094
Mr. Gilfoyle, you said
that I had to choose.
588
00:25:02,095 --> 00:25:05,224
You said I could have it
fast or I could have it right,
589
00:25:05,225 --> 00:25:08,434
but I just got it fast and right,
590
00:25:08,435 --> 00:25:10,854
and all I had to do was
threaten your manhood
591
00:25:10,855 --> 00:25:12,774
by assigning you other coders.
592
00:25:12,775 --> 00:25:14,654
It worked at seven other companies,
593
00:25:14,655 --> 00:25:16,865
and it obviously worked here.
594
00:25:17,405 --> 00:25:19,404
We're back on schedule!
595
00:25:19,405 --> 00:25:21,244
Now, why would I be sorry about that.
596
00:25:24,455 --> 00:25:26,535
I respect your skills.
597
00:25:27,245 --> 00:25:28,374
Thank you.
598
00:25:28,375 --> 00:25:30,455
See you in the morning.
599
00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:36,084
And now, we are both holding
600
00:25:36,085 --> 00:25:37,634
- a whiskey.
- Yes.
601
00:25:37,635 --> 00:25:40,108
Um, Maximo, I wanna apologize
602
00:25:40,109 --> 00:25:41,712
for coming over here unannounced.
603
00:25:41,713 --> 00:25:43,689
And I wanna do this deal with you,
604
00:25:43,690 --> 00:25:45,264
but... Jesus...
605
00:25:45,265 --> 00:25:48,144
Richard, you have some
concerns because of my family.
606
00:25:48,145 --> 00:25:49,645
I mean... yeah.
607
00:25:50,225 --> 00:25:52,644
Richard, do you see these photographs?
608
00:25:52,645 --> 00:25:55,904
Now, these people, a
lot of them children,
609
00:25:55,905 --> 00:25:58,774
used to work for my father
in my family's mines.
610
00:25:58,775 --> 00:26:00,654
Now, I keep them here as a reminder
611
00:26:00,655 --> 00:26:02,784
of the many, many
mistakes my father made.
612
00:26:02,785 --> 00:26:05,704
I want to fix those mistakes, Richard.
613
00:26:05,705 --> 00:26:08,164
By investing in you and your company,
614
00:26:08,165 --> 00:26:09,744
I'll be able to start doing that.
615
00:26:09,745 --> 00:26:11,124
Do you really believe that?
616
00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:13,504
Richard, we are going to
change the world, you and I.
617
00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:16,544
Shit! What was that?
618
00:26:16,545 --> 00:26:19,464
Ah, the birds. You know,
they're attracted to the tree,
619
00:26:19,465 --> 00:26:21,054
so sometimes, you know, kapffft!
620
00:26:21,055 --> 00:26:22,885
What are you gonna do?
621
00:26:23,475 --> 00:26:26,974
- To rectifying the mistakes of my father.
- Sure. Yeah.
622
00:26:26,975 --> 00:26:29,580
The fool who allowed
the workers to unionize
623
00:26:29,581 --> 00:26:31,014
and ask for higher wages
624
00:26:31,015 --> 00:26:33,064
and more expensive hospitals.
625
00:26:33,065 --> 00:26:35,564
- We...
- Uh, sorry. What was that?
626
00:26:35,565 --> 00:26:37,814
Yes. My grandfather, he
built a great fortune,
627
00:26:37,815 --> 00:26:40,614
but then my idiot father
almost gave it all away.
628
00:26:40,615 --> 00:26:42,824
But not now, though. Oh no.
629
00:26:42,825 --> 00:26:45,704
Now, I mine copper, cobalt and diamonds,
630
00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:47,824
and now, thanks to you,
631
00:26:47,825 --> 00:26:49,835
data. Gracias.
632
00:26:51,035 --> 00:26:53,004
Uh, no. No, what?
633
00:26:53,005 --> 00:26:55,044
No, we do not...
634
00:26:55,045 --> 00:26:56,294
Oh my God!
635
00:26:56,295 --> 00:26:57,674
Uh...
636
00:26:57,675 --> 00:26:59,174
No, we...
637
00:26:59,175 --> 00:27:02,304
We will not mine user data.
638
00:27:02,305 --> 00:27:03,844
I was very clear about that.
639
00:27:03,845 --> 00:27:05,411
But you do.
640
00:27:05,412 --> 00:27:06,645
Richard, did you not tell me
641
00:27:06,646 --> 00:27:08,934
when we were sitting
on my tree, bonding,
642
00:27:08,935 --> 00:27:11,106
that there is a man in
your network right now,
643
00:27:11,107 --> 00:27:14,024
using a tool, that you built,
in order to mine user data?
644
00:27:14,025 --> 00:27:16,604
No. That is coming to an end.
That doesn't happen anymore.
645
00:27:16,605 --> 00:27:19,734
Richard, please. Cheers.
646
00:27:19,735 --> 00:27:21,364
To our future endeavors together.
647
00:27:21,365 --> 00:27:22,734
Maximo...
648
00:27:22,735 --> 00:27:26,404
we will never collect
and monetize user data.
649
00:27:26,405 --> 00:27:27,864
Ever.
650
00:27:27,865 --> 00:27:31,374
Then why would I give you
one billion dollars, Richard?
651
00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:34,084
Look at me. I am not
a fool like my father.
652
00:27:35,455 --> 00:27:39,044
You are turning this into
a dick-measuring contest.
653
00:27:39,045 --> 00:27:42,174
Please don't, because I assure you,
654
00:27:42,175 --> 00:27:45,385
it will be I who measures the most.
655
00:27:46,845 --> 00:27:48,384
Are-are you threatening me?
656
00:27:48,385 --> 00:27:49,724
Take my money, Richard.
657
00:27:49,725 --> 00:27:52,104
It'll be very good for you,
658
00:27:52,105 --> 00:27:53,474
and very good for me.
659
00:27:53,475 --> 00:27:57,064
But if you do not take
my money, Richard...
660
00:27:57,065 --> 00:28:00,065
oh, it will be very bad for you.
661
00:29:21,815 --> 00:29:23,734
Richard, it's Maximo.
662
00:29:23,735 --> 00:29:25,314
We are on the phone.
663
00:29:25,315 --> 00:29:27,989
Let me tell you what is
going to happen to you next.
664
00:29:30,155 --> 00:29:32,904
All I wanted to do was
be a golden millionaire.
665
00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:35,324
A millionaire that gets peed on?
666
00:29:35,325 --> 00:29:37,334
I could see you making half that happen.
667
00:29:37,335 --> 00:29:39,244
Can I be honest with you for once?
668
00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:41,294
For once? You're my attorney.
669
00:29:41,295 --> 00:29:42,418
You're out of options.
670
00:29:42,419 --> 00:29:44,584
- Holy shit.
- We could buy Hooli.
671
00:29:44,585 --> 00:29:45,795
Take your marks.
672
00:29:53,515 --> 00:29:54,748
I still got it, Hoover.
673
00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:58,549
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