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She caught me getting off with
someone else. Who? Hayley Cox.

And they were kissing. Most men
in Scarborough are shagging

someone behind their partner's
backs. You wish.

You know she's back
with Tony Peroni? What?

Your name is Mike, yes?
She just said no, are you stupid?

What did you just say?
Sorry, it was a rhetorical question.

Mrs Bookham,
she never came back from the toilet.

I did something wrong. Something I
should've told the police about.

Hiya. You all right?

I thought I'd walk you to work.

Oh, right, er...

well, I've got to go to the shop
and me mam's first.

Oh, I'll walk you to the shop.

How is she after last night?
Your mam.

Yeah, she's fine.

I'll pop in and see how
she is this week.

Yeah, she'd like that.

Karen, are we OK?

Yeah, of course we are.

Sorry I didn't text back
properly last night.

By the time I'd settled me
mam, it were late. Yeah, it's OK.

I am sorry, you know.

You don't have to keep
going over it.

I mean, you've said
she practically attacked you.

Um, exactly.

I was so drunk
I don't remember what happened.

I'm sure at one point I thought it
was you. I beg your pardon?

You thought Hayley Cox was me?
No.

At exactly what point when she were
kissing you

did you think Hayley Cox was me?
I didn't. Like, for a minute. A minute?

Not a minute, not even a minute,
seconds, not... not even that.

You do know this is not helping
anything, don't you?

Does this feel weird for you?

Does what feel weird?

Well, us, second time round.

Of course not.

Why, does it feel weird to you?

Well, if I'm honest,
it feels like our last chance.

But now we can do all those
things that we should've done

ten years ago, settle down
and start a family.

What? I missed you last week.

Yeah, I missed you too.

Right, I'd better get to the
shop for me mam.

All right, come on.

Are you working today?

Yeah, later.

I've got to track Bigsy down first.

Never come home last night
and he texted me this morning,

said he slept up at the castle.

At the castle? Well, where is there
to sleep at the castle?

No idea. It's like having a kid.

♪ Too many broken hearts have
fallen in the river

♪ Too many lonely souls
have drifted out to sea

♪ You lay your bets
and then you pay the price

♪ The things we do for love
The things we do for love... ♪

DOOR CLOSES
Oh, is that you, Karen?

Of course it's me -
who did you think it were?

Well, the whole street's
on lockdown.

Well, you're not.
That back door were open again.

I'm waiting for the police.

Why? What's happened?

Oh, it's terrible.

What's terrible?
I've been up since six.

Mother, what's happened?

And I didn't get to bed
till two. Mother!

It's Mr Ferris!

What's happened?
I knew something wasn't right.

I've never heard a noise like it
from next door, banging

and crashing, and I was trying to
watch the television as well.

Well, what time were this?

Oh, just before Couples Who Kill.

Do we know what happened?

Yes, er, this man
and his fiancee from Sacramento,

they'd murdered this woman
with no legs

and they were trying to
claim on her insurance.

I mean next door.
Oh! Oh, you mean with Mr Ferris?

Yes. He was burgled.

Oh, no. Oh, it's terrible.
I bet his angina's flared up again.

He couldn't breathe
during the royal wedding

so God knows how he's going
to cope with this.

Well, he must be nearly 80.
He was 80 last year.

And did they take anything?

Everything - they've not left him
a stick of furniture.

What? Everything?
They can't have taken everything.

Was Mr Ferris in?

He was asleep upstairs.
I mean, he knocks back them

temazepam like they're sugared
nuts. He's sometimes out for days.

Right, I'll phone Gerry,
I'll let her know I'll be late,

later than I am already.

Oh! They're here! They're here!

There's a police car
outside next door!

How long do you think they'll
be before they come here?

I mean, they will come here,
won't they?

Well, they'll have to because I'm a
witness. They'll need to talk to me.

Do you think I've got time
to make some flapjacks?

OK, well, we'll see you
when you get here, I suppose.

Give my best to your mother.
Bye.

Morning, Geraldine.
You're late...

again.

Am I?

Well, if you don't know you're late,
why are you out of breath from running?

I like running.

Oh, yeah, about as much as I do.

Cup of tea?

Yes, please, and is your sister
still coming in today?

Yeah!

Oh, my God.

Bigsy...
I'm up here at the castle now.

Where are you?
Stop farting about, man.

I'm working today.
I could do without this hike!

MUSIC: Wings Of A Dove
by Madness.

Bigsy!

Mike. Jesus, you frightened
the life out of me, man! Sorry.

What you doing in a balaclava?
It's boiling! I'm incognito.

I'm the only one here, knobhead!

Oh, yeah.

Right, you want to sit down? Sit
down? I need a lie down after that.

Don't tell me you stayed up here
by yourself last night. HE SNIFFS.

Certainly smells a bit fresher than
your bedroom, doesn't it? HE CHUCKLES.

Mate, I did this for you.

For me? How's that?

After Tony Peroni threatened to
smash my face in cos he thought

I was you. I thought it was better
to stay away from our place

just in case he had me tailed,

so I went covert.
What do you mean, "covert"?

When me back's against the wall,
me military training kicks in,

and suddenly, bang, I'm invisible,
I'm a ghost, I'm at one with

nature, I can live off the land -
you know what I'm saying?

What did you do for your tea? I went
down Winking Willy's,

got a patty and chips. Mm.

What you going to do, you know,
about Peroni?

I don't know.

Probably just keep me head down,
stay out of his way, I think.

No, no, no, no, no, that is the
worst thing you can do.

Well, what do you suggest?
Go down to his ice-cream shop?

"Oh, I'll have a couple of 99s,
please, and a Jubbly. Oh, by the way,

"I had a go on your missus, but I did think you
were in prison." Is that why you snogged her?

No, of course not!
I was hammered, weren't I?

She jumped me,
I didn't know what was happening.

If you keep avoiding him, it's going
to look like you've got

something to hide. Yeah, well, I
can't stay up here with you.

I'm not sure I can survive on nuts
and berries and patty and chips.

What did he say to you, anyway,
last night?

Oh, man, he was livid.
Tried to rip me face off.

He was like a mad chimpanzee.

Did he manage it?
It's hard to tell. HE CHUCKLES.

Hilarious. You're the one suggesting
I pop in and have a chat with him

over a strawberry Mivvi!

You don't want to be like me, mate.
Nope.

Living your life looking
over your shoulder.

Best thing, just turn up out of the
blue - he won't be expecting that,

it'll completely disarm him. Mm.
Maybe. You going to come with me?

Are you taking the piss?
The man is an absolute savage!

You just told me
it'd totally disarm him!

It's not me he wants to see, is it?

Anyway, how's things with you
and Karen?

Yeah, we'll be all right, I think.

Yeah, she's got other things on her
mind at the moment.

You know a woman died at the salon
last night?

Yeah, saw all the jokes on Facebook.
People can be sick, man.

Mm, awful.

Although, did you see that picture of Elvis sat on
the toilet with rollers in his hair? That was funny.

Oh, yeah, that was mine. Was it?
Nice one. THEY LAUGH.

Right, well, now I know you're still
breathing, I'd best be off.

You going to have a word with
Peroni? I don't know,

I'll have a think about it.

Do not sleep up here again.

Hey, hey,
don't you worry about me, mate.

There's a bed waiting for me
if I need it.

Your Karen's mate was absolutely
gagging for me last night.

What, Lisa Marie?
Thought you didn't fancy her.

Well, I admit I could do better, but
she's got something,

don't you think?
Yeah, very low standards.

See you later.

OK.

So... you said you heard
noise from next door

while you were watching
the television. Yes, that's right.

Can you describe it?

What? The television?

The noise,
can you describe the noise?

The noise from next door.

Well, just a bit of banging
about, really - nothing exciting.

Well, you said you'd never heard
a noise like it.

Yes, well, what I meant was it
would've woken Mr Ferris -

he's a very sensitive man.

Is he all right? Can I see him?

Mr Ferris is a bit
shaken by what happened.

And you're right,
he's a very sensitive man.

And what time did you hear
the disturbance, Mrs Norris?

Oh, about 1:00 in the morning.

Did they take much?
And were you in all night?

Er, no, we were at The Ship
till about nine. Er, then

we went to a friend's for a
nightcap, got back here about, what,

10:30, Mam? Yes, yes, that's right.

Karaoke at The Ship on Friday,
ain't it? Yeah.

Yeah, we know Jack the landlord,
obviously.

He's just been granted a license
for karaoke on Saturday afternoons

for all the hen parties and that.
HE CHUCKLES.

It's going to get messy,
like mm-mm-mm!

Are you listening to me?

I asked, did they take much?

We can't discuss any
details of the crime,

but Mr Ferris claims that
nothing was missing.

Although they made such a mess, it's
probably quite difficult to know.

We offer confidential support for
people affected by crime,

Mrs Norris. This leaflet will give you all
the relevant information. Nothing missing?

Well, why would they break
into a house and not take anything?

I mean, none of this makes sense.
Well, we have both your numbers.

Will you be staying here
today, Karen?

Er, no, but I only
work at Geraldine's on Quay Street,

so I'm literally five minutes away
if my mum needs me.

The hairdresser's? Yeah.
Where that woman died last night?

Yeah.

Wow! What a coincidence.

That's where we're going
next, ain't it, Jill?

We'll see ourselves out.
Do you want a lift?

MUSIC: A Message To You Rudy
by The Specials

Lisa Marie,
is your sister coming or not?

Yeah, I told you, she's coming.

You just want her to sweep up
and that?

You keep saying she's coming,
but where is she?

It's cash in hand, yeah?

Well, do you not remember? You said it was £5
an hour, cash in hand, that's what I told her.

Can you come over to reception,
please, Lisa Marie?

Yes, I'm just putting Mrs Skelton
under the lamp. Lisa Marie!

Strange as it may appear to
a generation who feel

the need to alert the universe
every time they sneeze,

I on the other hand do not
wish the entire

population of Scarborough to be
privy to my peccadillos.

I haven't got a clue what you're
talking about.

We do not talk
openly about business,

especially money, in the salon.

Oh, I meant to say to you, you know
the cupboard under the sink?

Yes. Well, it's got a bit of a leak,

and as I was having a look at it,
a bag of money...

A bag of money... Geraldine Pane?

Yes, that's me.

Is there somewhere we can talk?

What is it regarding?

Shall we go in the back?

Can I get either of you a cup of tea?
Not while we're working. Thank you.

Ugh! Oh, my God! You won't believe
the morning I've had!

Hiya, Geraldine. Sorry it took me ages
to get here, I had to sign on first.

It is cash in hand, ain't it?

I have no idea what she's
talking about.

Do you...? I'll...
I'll put the kettle on.

Hm.

It's been such a terrible shock to us all. We've
never known anything like it, have we, Karen? No.

And although Mrs Bookham had been
a loyal patron for many years,

she kept herself to herself, and we didn't
really know her, did we, Karen? No.

I mean, I say that, we knew she'd
been under the doctor recently,

but we didn't expect her to die
sitting on our toilet.

We were mortified, weren't we,
Karen? No. Er, I mean, yes.

I mean, no, we didn't expect her to
die on the toilet, obviously.

Although it would be a strange world
if we expected everyone who

went to the toilet to never come
back, wouldn't it? Yeah.

I suppose. Can you imagine?

"I'm busting to drop
the kids off at the pool."

"Well, it were nice
knowing you, Jeff."

I'm sorry, you've lost me.
Whose kids? Who's Jeff?!

How much money?
Loads, well over a grand.

Drugs money. Drugs?! Geraldine?!

How many boxes of paracetamol would
she have to sell to get over a grand?

Well, it's dodgy or else why would
it be stashed away? Obviously.

Why do you think the police are here?
PHONE DINGS.

What? It's Bigsy from last night.

SHE SCREAMS

And it was you who found the body,
wasn't it, Mrs Pane?

It were both of us.

And according to the statement you
gave the attending officer,

you said, "She must've been on there
a good couple of hours."

Is that what I said?

We've been told, when found,
Mrs Bookham had already been

deceased somewhere between four
and six hours.

I'd gone to get the cream
cakes that we get every Friday,

and apparently, during that time,
Mrs Bookham had gone to the loo.

When I got back, I just thought
she'd had her hair done and gone.

And what about everybody else in the salon?
Which one of you was doing Mrs Bookham's hair?

Oh, that was Carol. She only helps
us out every now and again. She was

on a half-day because her husband
gets his leg drained on a Friday.

Look, we've told you all this
already.

And, yeah, Mrs Bookham was gone
three or four hours,

but, I mean, we were that busy,
we wouldn't have noticed.

I suppose it was just
unfortunate that none of us

needed the loo in that time.

Unfortunate?
Miraculous, given my bladder!

There is also
the question of the handbag.

Handbag? Mrs Bookham's handbag.

What about the handbag?

Did you happen to look in it?

No, I didn't. Did you, Karen?

No. Not even to check for ID?
ID for what?

We knew it was Mrs Bookham,
she'd been coming here for years.

What was in the handbag?

Nothing - no money,
no purse. Nothing.

Can I ask how Mrs Bookham used to
pay for her hair appointments?

Um...

She settled up at the end of the
month. She didn't like anybody

knowing she had credit,
so we didn't write it down.

It was all done on trust.
Ah, yes, trust.

Not much of that about these days.

Right, well, I think
we can leave it there for now,

but I'm sure we'll be in touch.

I'll see you out.
Oh, just one more thing.

Yes?

Can you tell me
what you keep in that cupboard?

Which cupboard? That cupboard.

Oh, that cupboard? Oh, I don't know,
really. Er, nothing much.

Bleach, mainly. Just bleach?

Well, and, er, a few dishcloths.

Right. Right, bleach and dishcloths.

Bleach and dishcloths.

Thank you very much.
Thank you, Police Constable Merrick.

Where do you think you're going?!

She's hiding and
I'm going to find it!

What are you doing?! Doing me job!

Leave it! Leave it!

I can put the stuff back inside.
I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry.

It's all right, I'll sort it.

We'll, um, see ourselves out.

Sorry.

I just thought they had some...
Shurrup!

I think we need a staff meeting.

I don't want to hear any more!

I don't want to hear any more
from you!

Excuse me, where's Tony Peroni?

Yes, can I help you?

Yeah, I just wondered
if I could have a word.

We have nothing at the moment.
I'm sorry?

You are looking for a job, yes?
Oh, no.

I just need to speak to you.

Everything all right?

Sit down, Lisa Marie.

What's going on?

Earlier on you mentioned you'd seen
a bag containing money.

Yeah, well, I was trying to tell you
that I moved it because it

was getting wet under the sink,
but then the, um, police came in,

so... And where's the money now?
Oh, I put it in the top cupboard.

Honestly, you should put
money like that in the bank.

Unless, um...

there's some sort of problem
with it, is there?

Mrs Bookham asked us
to look after that money for her

when she came into the salon.
Didn't she, Karen?

I don't think I were there
when she said that. Well, she did.

And now the police are asking, what
was Mrs Bookham doing

carrying around an empty handbag? Well, it was
empty because she'd given all the money to you.

Yes, but we couldn't tell the police
about the money. Why not?

Because we don't know where
Mrs Bookham got it.

That's not your problem.

Well, it is a problem
when we've already done the police

interview and Geraldine didn't
mention the money.

I mean, heaven knows where
it came from,

I'm just trying to protect
Mrs Bookham.

Well, maybe she'd, er, gone out to
pay her rent or something.

What? £2,840?!

SHE LAUGHS

Look, um, let's just keep this
to ourselves, yeah?

Until Geraldine decides what to do.

All right.

Meanwhile, maybe you could spend
a tenner of that money on a new

bog seat. I'm sure that's what
Mrs Bookham would've wanted.

Geraldine, you have got to tell
the police about that money!

I'm trying to avoid getting
Mrs Bookham into trouble.

Mrs Bookham's dead, it's you that's
trying to avoid trouble!

Look, we both knew about that money
and we both kept quiet about it.

Oh, no, no. No, you don't. I'm
sorry, Geraldine, you took that

money, not me. You can sort all this out. When you've
both quite finished, there's no paper in here.

So, I just wanted to clear up this
misunderstanding, you know,

between myself and your, um...

you know, between me and Hayley.

Your Hayley.

Cox? Hayley Cox?

Please say something.

So, you are Mike?

Yeah, I'm... I'm Mike.

You know Piggy almost got
a beating for you last night? Who?!

Your friend, Piggy.

Piggy?

Oh, Bigsy! Ah, well, I mean, he's
used to it, to be fair.

But, no, I wanted to come here
today, speak to you

and set the record straight.

So tell me the record.

What? Oh, yeah, I see what you mean.

Well, I'd been drinking that night,
you know,

a lot, and I did not feel well,
so I went outside,

just for a bit of fresh air,
and I don't know what happened, but

Hayley came out and she sort of was
grabbing me and she kissed me, and

I don't know why. I can only assume
she just thought I was someone else.

Who? I mean, not you,
because you were... you were in...

you were, um, out of town, weren't
you? So you're either calling

my girlfriend stupid or a whore.
Which is it, Mike?

No, no, I'm trying to tell you
what happened.

You know, I was out with me
missus that night,

so I'm hardly going to be
looking for any funny business.

You are married?

Well, not exactly married, no, but,
you know, we were together for five

years and, er, I was a singer -
never at home, really - and then

when I was at home,
I was out of work, weren't I?

So...

we ended up bickering and arguing,
and in the end we broke up.

Then she went out with this
other fella,

sort of a rebound thing, you know.
Bit of a bellend, but...

Then they got together, married for
two years, and in the meantime I'd

actually stopped the singing and
ended up with a job at one of the

arcades, you know?

Anyway, she got divorced
three months ago

and we got back together, sort
of, a few weeks ago, and it's been

great, it's been really nice.
You know, I mean, until...

all this.

I asked if you were married,
not for your life story.

Yeah, no, of course. Sorry.

But if this is true
and you were with your woman,

this changes things. Oh, does it?

Of course. You're an even bigger
idiot than I thought you were.

No, I am an idiot, but I'm sorry.

I admit it takes two to make a
tango, and alcohol makes fools of us

all, but what you did brought
shame on me, and you are in my debt.

And if you are in MY debt,
you're in debt to my family.

I understand.

And if you ever need any help
humping a box of flakes up

some stairs, you... you give us
a shout.

Are you trying to make a joke?

No, no. No, not really, no. Why?

I came to Scarborough
when I was 16 to help my uncle

run his failing ice-cream parlour.
His debts were huge

and business was bad, so I came and
worked the entire summer for free.

The day before I was to go back home
to Italy, he died in a freak

accident. A heavy metal shelf
overfilled with flakes and chocolate

sprinkles broke and came away from
the wall, killing him instantly.

There were rumours that it
was suicide,

that my uncle killed himself
for the life insurance to keep this

ice-cream parlour open, which, if
true, would have been a noble act.

You know what the headline
was in the local newspaper? No.

"Ice-cream man tops himself with
chocolate sprinkles."

HE CHUCKLES

The bastards.

My family is not a joke, Mike.

And you are in its debt.

I will be in touch -
of this you can be assured.

Now go.

Yeah.

OK, go easy next time, Ryan.
If you've got a problem, contact me

or Morticia over there. How would you like it if
every time you didn't work you got a good kicking?

You've just described the manifesto
of this Tory government.

Aye, all right, calm down,
Ben Elton. Who?

What does that say? "De Profundis."

Was ist das, meine Frau?
Oscar Wilde. Oh, I like him.

IRISH ACCENT: "I've got nothing to
declare except me genius."

Yeah, I'd like to see him
try that at Leeds Bradford.

He'd end up in an interrogation room
with a finger up his bum.

Mind you...

OK, well, that's me done.
Laters, potaters.

"Some cause happiness
wherever they go..."

MACHINE HONKS

HE CHUCKLES

"others whenever they go."

♪ Gonna get married

♪ Goin' to the chapel and we're

♪ Gonna get married... ♪

Cor, a bit lively in here, ain't it? I know. Do
you want to go somewhere else? No, I'm fine.

Did you track Bigsy down?

Yeah, he was up at the castle
like some sort of cross between.

Bear Grylls and Captain Birdseye.

Sounds like Bigsy. Yeah.

You look lovely. Oh, you are joking!

I've more or less come
straight from work.

No, I'm not joking, you do. Hi,
Mike. You going to give us a song?

Er, not tonight, Jack.
Hey, keep the 18th free, yeah?

Big charity do here,
I need good singers.

Or, failing that, you can
give us a song. Hey, hilarious!

I thank you.

You on the orange juice?
For now, yeah.

Yeah, I've been
thinking about knocking the old

drinking on the head for a bit.
There you go, Mike. Cheers, Jess.

Yeah, I mean, you're allowed the odd
social pint, aren't you?

As opposed to the odd
anti-social pint. Exactly.

Hey, I've been thinking... Yeah?

Well, I wanted to get you something.

Oh! What?

I know I've been an idiot,
and I wanted to get you something

to show you that I was sorry
and that I love you.

I know you love me. You don't
have to buy me anything to prove it.

Yeah, well, I didn't buy it.

I won it.

What you laughing at?

That's cost me 28p on the 2p
pusher, that! SHE LAUGHS.

What? You.

Karen...

fancy a dance? I do.

PHONE DINGS

♪ Going to the chapel and we're

♪ Gonna get married

♪ Gee, I really love you

♪ And we're gonna get married

♪ Goin' to the chapel of love. ♪

MUSIC: You Don't Have To Say You
Love Me by Dusty Springfield.

♪ When I said I needed you

♪ You said you would always stay

♪ It wasn't me who changed but you

♪ And now you've gone away... ♪