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This man is worth 500 dollars.
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And this man's going to collect.
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He's Jake Cahill
and he lives by
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Bounty Law.
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You don't ever bring men
alive, now do you, Jake?
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Not when there's three
of them and one of me.
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What are you lookin' at,
bounty killer?
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Lookin' at an ugly owl hoot
'bout to get his jaw busted.
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Amateurs try and
take men in alive.
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Amateurs usually don't make it.
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Whether you're dead or alive,
you're just a dollar sign to
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Jake Cahill on
Bounty Law.
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Thursdays at 8:30.
Only on NBC.
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Hello, everybody!
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This is Allen Kincaid on
the set of the exciting hit
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NBC and Screen Gems
television series
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Bounty Law.
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Now, if you think
you're seeing double,
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don't adjust your
television sets
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because, well,
in a way, you are.
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To my right is
Bounty Law series lead
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and Jake Cahill himself,
Rick Dalton.
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And to my left is Rick's
stunt double, Cliff Booth.
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Welcome, gentlemen and
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thanks for taking the
time to visit with us.
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Well, it's our pleasure, Al.
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So, Rick, uh, explain
to the audience
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exactly what it is
a stunt double does.
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Well...
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Actors are required to do
a lot of dangerous stuff.
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Say, Jake Cahill gets
shot off a horse...
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Now, can I fall off a horse?
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Yes, I can, yes, I have.
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Let's say I fall off
wrong and I
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and I sprain my wrist or I-
or I twist my ankle, now...
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that can put an undue
burden on production
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'cause now maybe I
can't work for a week.
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So, Cliff here is meant
to help carry the load.
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Is that, uh, how you
describe your job, Cliff?
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What, carrying his load?
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Yeah, that's about right.
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Join me next week on the set
of The Dick Van Dyke Show
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where I'll be talking
to those comical cut-ups
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Morey Amsterdam
and Rose Marie.
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Till then, this is Allen Kincaid
signing off from Hollywood.
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♪ 93 KHJ ♪
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♪ Yeah, my man ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Oh, you're looking good, baby ♪
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♪ I wanna tell you a story ♪
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Hey, cutie.
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♪ Every man oughta know ♪
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♪ If you want a little lovin' ♪
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The flowers.
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♪ You gotta start real slow ♪
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And that one too's mine.
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♪ She's gonna love
you tonight now ♪
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Good boy.
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♪ If you just treat
her right now ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ All right! ♪
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♪ Hey, yeah! ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Hey, all right! ♪
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♪ Well, it's all right! ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪
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♪ Oh, work it now, one time! ♪
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♪ Ooow! ♪
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♪ You're too much, baby, all right ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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Murder, revenge and
passionate intrigue.
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Virna Lisi stars in the Los
Angeles television premiere
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of Love, Hate and Desire
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Saturday at 9:00
on KHJ-TV 9.
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Gina, Gina, Gina!
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The face in the misty light.
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Hello, Mr. Schwarz.
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Whoa, Gina.
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I, uh, I have a meeting
with a very handsome
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cowboy man.
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He's waiting for you in the bar.
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Well...
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since I just finished watching
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a Rick Dalton
fucking film festival,
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I think I know who you are.
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Put it there.
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Well, it's my
pleasure, Mr. Schwartz,
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a-and thank you
for taking an interest.
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Schwarz not Schwartz.
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Goddammit to hell,
I'm-I'm sorry about that.
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My pleasure, Mr. Schwarz.
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- Call me Marvin.
- Marvin, call me Rick.
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Rick. Oh, that your son?
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My son...
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No, that's my stunt double
Cliff Booth, yeah.
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Good to meet you.
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We've worked together
since the, uh,
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the last two seasons
of Bounty Law.
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- Yeah.
- My car's in the shop.
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He gave me a ride.
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That's a big fuckin' lie.
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Rick got his driver's
license taken away
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for too many drunk
driving tickets.
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Cliff drives him
everywhere now.
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Oh, fuck.
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Sounds like a good friend.
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I try.
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I want to send you
greetings from my wife,
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Mary Alice Schwarz.
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Oh, well, that's nice.
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Thanks a lot.
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We had...
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a Rick Dalton double feature in
our screening room last night.
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Oh, well...
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That's both flattering
and embarrassing.
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What'd you see?
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35mm prints...
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of Tanner and
The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.
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I hope the uh...
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Rick Dalton uh, double
feature wasn't too uh...
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painful for you and the-
and the missus.
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Oh, no. Painful. Stop.
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What are you saying?
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Mary Alice loves Westerns.
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Our whole courtship,
we watched Westerns.
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And we thoroughly enjoyed them.
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- Oh, that's nice.
- Really good.
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And um,
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anyway, she goes to bed.
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I open up a box of Havanas.
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I light up.
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I pour myself a cognac.
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And I watch...
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The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.
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What a picture.
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- What a picture.
- Good picture, yeah.
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Got to be so much fun.
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All the shooting.
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I love that stuff,
you know, the killing.
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A lotta killing, a lotta killing.
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So gentlemen,
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the plan is we
reverse our forces
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und drive the Allies
back into the sea!
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There's nowhere to go.
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Hermann!
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Open the curtains!
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Jawohl!
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Anybody order fried sauerkraut?!
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Burn, you Nazi basterds!
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That's you operating the
flamethrower, isn't it?
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Oh, you bet your sweet ass
it was, yeah, yeah.
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It was you?
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Yeah, l-let me tell you,
th-th-that's
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one shitfuck crazy weapon.
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Y-You do not want to be on
the wrong side of, boy, oh, boy.
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Now, I-I practiced
with that dragon, uh...
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three hours a day for two weeks.
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N-Not just 'cause I wanted
to look good in the picture
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but because I was
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I was shit scared of the
damn thing, to be honest.
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Might fucking lose!
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Crisp in a massive death!
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All right, that's too hot.
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Anything we could
do about that heat?
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Rick, it's a flamethrower.
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Yeah.
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So I came to the
office early today...
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and I watched
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two episodes of Bounty Law
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on a 16mm.
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Jodey Janus.
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Wanted for cow rustling
in the state of Wyoming.
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425 dollars, dead or alive.
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And you brought him
here to collect.
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I don't even know
where here is.
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This was the closest place.
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Caught up with him about
five miles outside of town.
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So, bounty killer...
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the name of this
town is Janustown.
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That boy you killed...
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Jodey Janus...
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he was the baby boy of
Major Nathan Maxwell Janus.
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Who is...
Major Nathan Maxwell Janus?
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Well, I'll be sure
to introduce you
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when he gets here.
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Bounty Law.
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Starring Rick Dalton.
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Then a couple of the
jokers over in our typists
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sent over a kinescope of a
little treat featuring you.
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♪ There's an old piano
that they playin' hot ♪
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♪ Behind the green door ♪
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♪ Don't know what they're doin' ♪
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♪ But they laugh a lot ♪
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♪ Behind the green door ♪
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♪ Wish they'd let me in ♪
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♪ So I can find out what's ♪
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♪ Behind the green door ♪
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So, uh, you've been doing, uh...
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guest shots on uh,
episodic TV shows
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the last couple of years.
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Yeah, yeah, uh...
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I'm doin' a-a pilot
for CBS right now.
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It's called Lancer.
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I play the heavy.
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Did a... Ron Ely Tarzan
and uh...
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Land of the Giants,
Green Hornet.
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I did that show...
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Bingo Martin with
that kid Scott Brown.
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And I got a FBI
that airs this Sunday.
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You uh, you always play
the bad guy on these shows?
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Yeah.
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Mmm. So, and they have
a fight scene at the end?
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Well, not...
Land of the Giants or FBI
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but the rest, yeah.
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And you lose in the fight?
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Yeah, of course.
I'm the heavy
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Oh... that's an old trick
pulled by the networks.
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You take Bingo Martin
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- for example.
- Mm-hmm.
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So, you got a new guy
like Scott Brown.
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You want to build up
his bona fide.
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So you hire a guy from a
canceled show to play the heavy.
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Then at the end of the
show when they fight...
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it's hero besting heavy.
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But, what the audience
sees is Bingo Martin...
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whipping Jake Cahill's ass.
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You see?
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Then next week,
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it's Ron Ely.
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The next week it's...
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Bob Conrad wearing
his tight pants...
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kicking your ass.
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Yeah.
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Now in another couple of
years playing punching bag
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to every swinging dick
new to the network,
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it's gonna have a
psychological effect
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on how the audience
perceives you.
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Right.
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So, Rick...
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who's gonna kick the shit
outta you next week?
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Mannix?
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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.?
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The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.?
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How about Batman and Robin?
Ping! Pow!
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Chum! Zoom!
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Down goes you.
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Down goes your career
as a leading man.
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Or do you go to Rome
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and star in Westerns?
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And win fucking fights.
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Muchas gracias.
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All right, what the
matter, partner?
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It's official, old buddy.
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I'm a has-been.
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00:13:49,618 --> 00:13:51,712
What are you talkin' about?
What'd that guy tell you?
263
00:13:51,737 --> 00:13:53,669
Told me the goddamn
truth is what he told me.
264
00:13:56,968 --> 00:13:58,135
Whoa, whoa.
265
00:13:58,769 --> 00:13:59,769
Hey.
266
00:13:59,794 --> 00:14:01,317
I'm sorry 'bout that.
Sorry 'bout that.
267
00:14:01,396 --> 00:14:02,645
Here, put these on.
268
00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:05,244
Don't cry in front
of the Mexicans.
269
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,818
What's gotten you so upset, man?
270
00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:10,073
Well, if coming
face to face with the
271
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,509
failure that is your career
ain't worth cryin' about,
272
00:14:12,534 --> 00:14:14,224
then I don't know
what the fuck is.
273
00:14:14,565 --> 00:14:16,293
Why? That guy in there
turn you down?
274
00:14:16,318 --> 00:14:17,283
No.
275
00:14:17,308 --> 00:14:19,830
He wants to help me
get into Italian movies.
276
00:14:20,278 --> 00:14:21,413
Well, then, what's the problem?
277
00:14:21,477 --> 00:14:23,404
I gotta do fuckin' Italian
goddamn movies!
278
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:24,794
That's the fuckin' problem.
279
00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:26,502
Fuck this bullshit!
280
00:14:27,188 --> 00:14:28,658
Don't matter whether
I cry in public
281
00:14:28,698 --> 00:14:30,428
nobody remembers
so fuck that, anyway.
282
00:14:34,044 --> 00:14:35,052
Fuck!
283
00:14:35,815 --> 00:14:37,203
- Fuck!
- Hey.
284
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:38,609
Hey, let's go.
285
00:14:39,024 --> 00:14:40,453
Take me home, Cliff.
286
00:14:43,721 --> 00:14:46,030
More that 1,000 commies
dead are reported
287
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:49,103
in fueled wide-spread
fighting in South Vietnam.
288
00:14:53,772 --> 00:14:55,994
Fuckin' hippie motherfuckers.
289
00:15:04,266 --> 00:15:06,814
♪ Always is always forever ♪
290
00:15:07,110 --> 00:15:10,388
♪ As long as one is one ♪
291
00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:13,431
♪ Inside yourself
for your father ♪
292
00:15:13,602 --> 00:15:16,475
♪ All is none all
is none all is one ♪
293
00:15:17,178 --> 00:15:19,512
♪ It's time we put
our love behind you ♪
294
00:15:20,301 --> 00:15:22,833
♪ The illusion has
been just a dream ♪
295
00:15:23,304 --> 00:15:25,534
♪ The valley of death
and I'll find you ♪
296
00:15:25,687 --> 00:15:28,330
♪ Now is when on
a sunshine beam ♪
297
00:15:29,356 --> 00:15:30,856
Hotdog buns!
298
00:15:32,248 --> 00:15:34,129
♪ For there us shall surely be ♪
299
00:15:34,895 --> 00:15:37,411
♪ No clothing,
or tears, or hunger ♪
300
00:15:37,643 --> 00:15:40,444
♪ You shall see, you
shall see, you shall see ♪
301
00:15:41,187 --> 00:15:43,203
♪ Always is always forever ♪
302
00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:46,451
♪ As long as one is one ♪
303
00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:49,418
♪ Inside yourself
for your father ♪
304
00:15:49,721 --> 00:15:52,412
♪ All is one all
is one all is one ♪
305
00:15:54,317 --> 00:15:56,095
Five years of ascent.
306
00:15:56,563 --> 00:15:59,190
Ten years of-of...
treading water.
307
00:15:59,242 --> 00:16:01,535
Now, race to the bottom.
308
00:16:03,234 --> 00:16:05,758
Look, I never had much
of a career to speak of.
309
00:16:05,829 --> 00:16:08,779
So, I can't say I really
know how you feel.
310
00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:10,190
What are you talkin' 'bout?
311
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,881
Y-You're a stunt double.
Come on now, shit.
312
00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:16,034
Rick, I'm your driver, man
I'm-I'm your gopher.
313
00:16:16,338 --> 00:16:17,672
I'm not complaining.
314
00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:19,219
Man, I like driving you around.
315
00:16:19,251 --> 00:16:21,029
I like doing shit
around the house.
316
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:23,899
Housesitting in the Hollywood
hills when you're gone.
317
00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:28,690
But I've been a full time
stunt man for a while now and
318
00:16:29,085 --> 00:16:30,418
from where I'm standin',
319
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,491
going to Rome
to star in movies
320
00:16:32,578 --> 00:16:34,405
does not sound like the
fate worse than death
321
00:16:34,430 --> 00:16:35,754
that you seem to think it is.
322
00:16:35,779 --> 00:16:37,248
Come on, now.
You ever seen a
323
00:16:37,273 --> 00:16:40,170
a-an Italian Western, huh?
324
00:16:40,206 --> 00:16:42,563
They're awful.
It's a fucking farce.
325
00:16:42,596 --> 00:16:44,693
Yeah? How many
have you seen? One?
326
00:16:44,783 --> 00:16:46,553
- Two?
- I've seen enough, all right?
327
00:16:46,658 --> 00:16:48,444
Nobody likes Spaghetti Westerns.
328
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:51,816
Sweet. The Real Don Steele,
with Simon and Garfunkel hit,
329
00:16:51,864 --> 00:16:53,388
Mrs. Robinson.
330
00:17:15,491 --> 00:17:17,181
♪ And here's to you ♪
331
00:17:18,942 --> 00:17:22,124
Frank Sinatra, Bill Cosby
and Nancy Sinatra
332
00:17:22,149 --> 00:17:24,720
with Tom Smothers as
master of ceremonies
333
00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:26,248
will appear in concert...
334
00:17:30,993 --> 00:17:33,477
There are fearful
pictures on his skin.
335
00:17:33,737 --> 00:17:37,030
But the most fearful thing
is tattooed on his soul.
336
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,709
The Illustrated Man.
337
00:17:39,734 --> 00:17:42,251
Ray Bradbury's masterpiece
of the supernatural.
338
00:17:42,548 --> 00:17:45,452
An incredible journey to the
outer limits of imagination.
339
00:17:45,585 --> 00:17:47,077
Hell, man, stay in L.A.
340
00:17:47,141 --> 00:17:48,657
Give it one for
next pilot season.
341
00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:49,747
Ah, nah.
342
00:17:49,772 --> 00:17:53,657
I'm... I'm too insecure now
to score come pilot season.
343
00:17:54,158 --> 00:17:55,721
'Sides, Screen Gems
ain't gonna have
344
00:17:55,746 --> 00:17:57,864
nothin' good to say about
me, you know that.
345
00:17:58,058 --> 00:17:59,582
Shit, you made Bounty Law.
346
00:17:59,692 --> 00:18:01,628
Nobody's gonna forgive
me for that last season,
347
00:18:01,653 --> 00:18:02,779
no matter what I do.
348
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:05,127
I'm always gonna be
the horse's ass th-that
349
00:18:05,231 --> 00:18:08,164
got Bounty Law canceled
'cause I wanted some...
350
00:18:08,219 --> 00:18:10,402
fuckin' rinky-dink movie career.
351
00:18:12,077 --> 00:18:13,945
Tom, my friend.
352
00:18:14,116 --> 00:18:15,897
- I met him?
- No, you haven't.
353
00:18:16,187 --> 00:18:17,929
What I'm saying is
you're not gonna meet him
354
00:18:18,077 --> 00:18:19,874
- 'cause I don't think he likes you.
- Why?
355
00:18:19,937 --> 00:18:20,921
Well...
356
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,413
Four men on a search
357
00:18:24,484 --> 00:18:26,109
Each man different.
358
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,984
Living his own way.
359
00:18:28,046 --> 00:18:29,257
Searching.
360
00:18:29,968 --> 00:18:31,288
Discovering.
361
00:18:31,465 --> 00:18:32,758
Numero Uno.
362
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,195
The new thing in
colognes for men.
363
00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:38,796
In all the world, there're only
four basic masculine scents.
364
00:18:39,807 --> 00:18:41,141
Holy shit.
365
00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:43,934
That... That was Polanski.
366
00:18:44,413 --> 00:18:48,484
That was Roman Polanski,
h-he's lived there for a month now.
367
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,070
First time I seen him.
368
00:18:51,062 --> 00:18:52,213
Holy shit.
369
00:18:56,298 --> 00:18:57,346
What I always say?
370
00:18:57,387 --> 00:19:00,260
Most important thing in this town,
is when you're making money,
371
00:19:00,461 --> 00:19:02,397
you buy a house in town,
you don't rent.
372
00:19:02,596 --> 00:19:04,032
Eddie O'Brien taught me that.
373
00:19:04,299 --> 00:19:06,545
Hollywood real estate
means you live here.
374
00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:08,198
You're not just visiting,
375
00:19:08,237 --> 00:19:10,062
not just passin' through,
376
00:19:10,087 --> 00:19:11,559
you fuckin' live here.
377
00:19:12,181 --> 00:19:13,879
Here I am, flat on my ass,
378
00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:16,071
and who-who do I got
livin' next door to me?
379
00:19:16,176 --> 00:19:19,041
The director of Rosemary's
fuckin' Baby, that's who.
380
00:19:19,104 --> 00:19:21,338
Polanski's the hottest director
in town right now,
381
00:19:21,372 --> 00:19:22,570
probably the world!
382
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,024
He's my next door
fuckin' neighbor.
383
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,258
Shit.
384
00:19:26,305 --> 00:19:27,861
I mean, who knows
what can happen?
385
00:19:27,969 --> 00:19:30,882
Shit, I-I could be
one pool party away
386
00:19:30,907 --> 00:19:32,810
from starrin' in a Polanski movie.
387
00:19:32,835 --> 00:19:34,371
So, you're feeling better now?
388
00:19:34,449 --> 00:19:36,234
Oh, yeah, yes.
Sorry 'bout all that.
389
00:19:36,306 --> 00:19:38,251
Gimme my glasses back.
390
00:19:38,483 --> 00:19:40,094
Come get 'em, fucker.
391
00:19:40,253 --> 00:19:43,261
Alright, alright, Audie Murphy,
relax! There you go.
392
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:44,894
You gonna need me
for anything else?
393
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,181
Nah, nah, nah...
394
00:19:46,277 --> 00:19:48,325
A lotta lines to learn
for tomorrow. Shit.
395
00:19:48,409 --> 00:19:50,687
Alright, I'm gonna get
my carcass on home.
396
00:19:50,744 --> 00:19:52,937
- Alright.
- Alright, 7:15 a.m.
397
00:19:52,969 --> 00:19:53,896
7:15.
398
00:19:53,921 --> 00:19:55,358
- Out the door?
- Out the door.
399
00:19:55,429 --> 00:19:57,477
- In the car.
- Alright, see you then.
400
00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:27,302
♪ Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...uck ♪
401
00:20:27,716 --> 00:20:29,605
♪ Chuck a-chuck-chuck ♪
402
00:20:43,808 --> 00:20:45,336
♪ Little darlin'
do not let a tear ♪
403
00:20:45,543 --> 00:20:47,665
♪ Fall-a from your
ey-ey-ey-ey-eye ♪
404
00:20:48,011 --> 00:20:50,281
♪ Well she wrote me the letter ♪
405
00:20:50,715 --> 00:20:53,167
♪ Said that she couldn't live ♪
406
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:56,037
♪ Without me no more ♪
407
00:20:58,706 --> 00:21:01,119
♪ Listen to me mister ♪
408
00:21:01,289 --> 00:21:04,027
♪ Please don't you ever ♪
409
00:21:04,212 --> 00:21:06,284
♪ My baby once more ♪
410
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,530
♪ Anyway ♪
411
00:21:10,483 --> 00:21:11,912
♪ Give a listen ♪
412
00:21:12,085 --> 00:21:13,982
♪ 'Cause I was born lonely ♪
413
00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:15,704
♪ Down by the riverside ♪
414
00:21:15,811 --> 00:21:17,620
♪ Learned to spin fortune wheels ♪
415
00:21:17,716 --> 00:21:19,282
♪ And throw dice ♪
416
00:21:19,307 --> 00:21:20,759
♪ I was just thirteen ♪
417
00:21:20,808 --> 00:21:22,681
♪ When I had to leave home ♪
418
00:21:22,794 --> 00:21:24,910
♪ Knew I couldn't stick around ♪
419
00:21:25,029 --> 00:21:26,227
♪ I had to roam ♪
420
00:21:26,346 --> 00:21:28,013
♪ Ain't good lookin' ♪
421
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:29,758
♪ But you know I ain't shy ♪
422
00:21:29,907 --> 00:21:31,581
♪ Ain't afraid to look you girl ♪
423
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,172
♪ Hey, in the eye ♪
424
00:21:33,232 --> 00:21:34,962
♪ So if you need some lovin' ♪
425
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,297
♪ Now, full o' jitterbugs
from Pico Rivera, baby ♪
426
00:21:37,399 --> 00:21:38,939
♪ I'ma come on loose for ya ♪
427
00:21:39,014 --> 00:21:43,118
♪ Hey, Hector!
Your momma lookin' for you ♪
428
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,691
♪ Oh, yeah, boy ♪
429
00:22:12,216 --> 00:22:14,104
Well, if you haven't tried
one with Mug Root Beer,
430
00:22:14,143 --> 00:22:15,477
start droolin' now.
431
00:22:15,526 --> 00:22:18,622
Mug, old-fashioned root beer
in the new twist top bottle.
432
00:22:18,709 --> 00:22:20,868
♪ KHJ Boss hit bomb! ♪
433
00:22:20,909 --> 00:22:23,690
♪ This is the house
that Jack built, y'all ♪
434
00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:26,811
♪ Remember this house! ♪
435
00:22:47,947 --> 00:22:51,312
♪ MacArthur Park
is melting in the dark ♪
436
00:22:51,823 --> 00:22:55,538
♪ All the sweet, green icing ♪
437
00:22:55,632 --> 00:22:57,908
♪ Flowing down ♪
438
00:23:01,222 --> 00:23:03,413
How was your day, hmm?
439
00:23:03,979 --> 00:23:05,781
Wait till you see
what I got for you.
440
00:23:05,882 --> 00:23:07,945
Wait till you see
what I got for you.
441
00:23:09,272 --> 00:23:10,907
Look what I got for you.
442
00:23:11,392 --> 00:23:13,260
Gonna blow your mind, man.
443
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:16,509
Whoop!
444
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,059
Come here.
445
00:23:22,065 --> 00:23:23,208
Ah!
446
00:24:08,043 --> 00:24:09,710
It's numbers game.
447
00:24:09,821 --> 00:24:11,543
It's a wild game.
448
00:24:11,682 --> 00:24:13,960
Take 3... 3 in the Attic.
449
00:24:14,184 --> 00:24:15,541
These three.
450
00:24:16,303 --> 00:24:19,057
Tobey, one full of life.
451
00:24:23,661 --> 00:24:25,032
Was that a whine?
452
00:24:26,908 --> 00:24:29,329
What'd I tell ya 'bout whining?
You whine, you don't eat.
453
00:24:30,179 --> 00:24:31,808
I will throw this
shit in the trash.
454
00:24:31,833 --> 00:24:33,579
I don't wanna, but I will.
455
00:24:34,697 --> 00:24:35,871
Ya understand?
456
00:24:37,588 --> 00:24:38,628
All right.
457
00:24:49,901 --> 00:24:52,996
♪ That's all very well, but not
with my daughter, you don't ♪
458
00:25:15,157 --> 00:25:16,840
It was closing time.
459
00:25:17,039 --> 00:25:18,317
But he never came back.
460
00:25:19,747 --> 00:25:21,469
Okay, Peggy, what happened?
461
00:25:21,581 --> 00:25:24,279
I don't know.
Everything was fine.
462
00:25:27,018 --> 00:25:28,860
While I was doing the dishes...
463
00:25:33,711 --> 00:25:36,535
And then, a sudden change.
464
00:25:37,189 --> 00:25:39,601
You know how musicians are,
they're temperamental cats.
465
00:25:39,681 --> 00:25:40,752
Who knows what got into him?
466
00:25:40,833 --> 00:25:41,912
Yeah!
467
00:25:47,610 --> 00:25:50,841
Rick Dalton rehearsal
tape startin' in five...
468
00:25:50,912 --> 00:25:54,944
four, three, two, one.
469
00:25:54,983 --> 00:25:58,507
Pepe! Get your behind behind
that bar, I got a guest.
470
00:25:59,164 --> 00:26:02,917
Johnny says...
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish...
471
00:26:04,072 --> 00:26:05,468
How's business?
472
00:26:05,659 --> 00:26:06,873
I've had worse.
473
00:26:08,326 --> 00:26:10,493
Johnny says Spanish,
474
00:26:10,764 --> 00:26:12,002
A toast.
475
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,575
To my wife and
all my sweethearts...
476
00:26:14,662 --> 00:26:16,638
may they never meet.
477
00:26:18,174 --> 00:26:19,864
Señor Madrid, care to
join me at my table
478
00:26:19,889 --> 00:26:21,713
while I entertain my guest?
479
00:26:23,244 --> 00:26:26,458
I would be delighted,
Mister DeCoteau.
480
00:26:28,002 --> 00:26:29,637
Take the bottle wit' you.
481
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:32,773
And Pepe comes over.
482
00:26:33,443 --> 00:26:36,491
Hey, where's that chili pepper
daughter of yours' fiddle?
483
00:26:37,671 --> 00:26:38,814
She's asleep.
484
00:26:38,866 --> 00:26:40,166
Well, wake her the heck up,
485
00:26:40,191 --> 00:26:42,103
get her down here with
her fiddle and her bow
486
00:26:42,128 --> 00:26:43,723
and entertain my guest!
487
00:26:44,373 --> 00:26:47,746
Si, señor, but please don't
hurt her this time. I beg you.
488
00:26:48,016 --> 00:26:49,468
I ain't gonna hurt her.
489
00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:51,430
Just want her to play the fiddle.
490
00:26:51,733 --> 00:26:52,741
Now, go fetch her and tell her
491
00:26:52,766 --> 00:26:54,361
I'll give her a fat
five-dollar gold piece
492
00:26:54,416 --> 00:26:56,515
if she'll play her little
chili pepper heart out!
493
00:26:57,714 --> 00:27:01,087
So, Johnny...
what else you heard about me?
494
00:27:01,257 --> 00:27:03,424
I heard you're pushin'
Lancer pretty hard,
495
00:27:03,449 --> 00:27:04,972
but Lancer has money.
496
00:27:05,386 --> 00:27:07,822
At some point,
he's gonna hire some guns
497
00:27:07,847 --> 00:27:09,307
and push back.
498
00:27:26,857 --> 00:27:29,103
9:00 in the City of Angels!
499
00:27:29,210 --> 00:27:31,022
Your brother here, 10 to 5.
500
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:33,350
'Cause the weekend's still
got plenty to start with.
501
00:27:33,389 --> 00:27:34,475
So rock on!
502
00:27:52,690 --> 00:27:54,063
♪ Na na na na ♪
503
00:27:54,412 --> 00:27:56,341
♪ Na na na, na na na ♪
504
00:28:01,543 --> 00:28:02,733
♪ Na na na na ♪
505
00:28:03,210 --> 00:28:05,353
♪ Na na na, na na na ♪
506
00:28:09,916 --> 00:28:12,408
♪ I got a certain little
girl she's on my mind ♪
507
00:28:12,472 --> 00:28:14,527
♪ No doubt about it
she looks so fine ♪
508
00:28:14,552 --> 00:28:16,651
♪ She's the best girl
that I ever had ♪
509
00:28:16,714 --> 00:28:19,032
♪ Sometimes she's gonna
make me feel so bad ♪
510
00:28:19,163 --> 00:28:20,329
♪ Na na na na ♪
511
00:28:20,631 --> 00:28:23,337
♪ Na na na, na na na ♪
512
00:28:27,719 --> 00:28:29,187
♪ Na na na na ♪
513
00:28:29,419 --> 00:28:31,885
♪ Na na na, na na na ♪
514
00:28:36,562 --> 00:28:38,903
♪ Hush, hush ♪
515
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:41,113
♪ I thought I heard her
calling my name now ♪
516
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,962
♪ Hush, hush ♪
517
00:28:43,107 --> 00:28:45,393
♪ She broke my heart but I
love her just the same now ♪
518
00:28:45,475 --> 00:28:46,745
♪ Hush, hush ♪
519
00:28:46,769 --> 00:28:48,071
Oh, look, they're here.
520
00:28:48,134 --> 00:28:49,707
♪ Thought I heard her
calling my name now ♪
521
00:28:49,834 --> 00:28:51,699
♪ Hush, hush ♪
522
00:28:51,927 --> 00:28:54,292
♪ I need her loving and
I'm not to blame now ♪
523
00:29:06,754 --> 00:29:09,505
Hey! How are you doin', baby?
524
00:29:09,933 --> 00:29:10,949
Hey!
525
00:29:11,816 --> 00:29:13,153
How are you?
526
00:29:13,223 --> 00:29:15,936
♪ The tears that you're
starting to cry are no good ♪
527
00:29:16,059 --> 00:29:17,804
♪ Cause you know I loved you ♪
528
00:29:17,883 --> 00:29:21,690
♪ Much better than anybody would ♪
529
00:29:22,615 --> 00:29:25,002
♪ And it was understood ♪
530
00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:27,595
♪ That I wouldn't be ♪
531
00:29:27,620 --> 00:29:30,325
♪ Staying around a long time ♪
532
00:29:30,389 --> 00:29:31,718
♪ You knew that someday ♪
533
00:29:31,932 --> 00:29:34,115
♪ I'd wake up, baby ♪
534
00:29:34,150 --> 00:29:36,103
♪ And I'd find ♪
535
00:29:37,268 --> 00:29:42,069
♪ Somebody further down the line ♪
536
00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:46,688
♪ I'm the son of a lovin' man ♪
537
00:29:46,894 --> 00:29:48,076
♪ My daddy told me ♪
538
00:29:48,109 --> 00:29:50,569
♪ Get you all the loving you can ♪
539
00:29:50,698 --> 00:29:54,079
♪ And I can ♪
540
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,130
♪ 'Cause I, I'm the son ♪
541
00:29:56,289 --> 00:29:57,575
♪ I'm the son, son ♪
542
00:29:57,845 --> 00:30:00,133
♪ I'm the son, son
I'm the son, son ♪
543
00:30:00,228 --> 00:30:03,163
♪ Son of a loving man ♪
544
00:30:04,798 --> 00:30:07,854
♪ My daddy before me told me ♪
545
00:30:08,047 --> 00:30:10,841
♪ That his daddy
before him told him ♪
546
00:30:11,509 --> 00:30:14,216
♪ Never wait around ♪
547
00:30:15,107 --> 00:30:17,727
♪ And never settle down ♪
548
00:30:18,765 --> 00:30:20,672
♪ 'Cause there are
too many women ♪
549
00:30:20,697 --> 00:30:22,823
♪ Who will hold on tight ♪
550
00:30:22,903 --> 00:30:26,369
♪ To a loving man
who will come along ♪
551
00:30:26,394 --> 00:30:28,668
♪ And treat them right ♪
552
00:30:29,427 --> 00:30:33,673
♪ But you got to leave
with the morning light ♪
553
00:30:36,973 --> 00:30:38,933
I'm gonna tell you a story.
554
00:30:40,383 --> 00:30:43,859
She... was engaged to him.
555
00:30:46,098 --> 00:30:47,789
And she...
556
00:30:47,834 --> 00:30:51,644
flew to the UK
557
00:30:52,195 --> 00:30:54,338
to make a film with him
558
00:30:54,505 --> 00:30:57,806
and broke off her
engagement with him
559
00:30:57,953 --> 00:30:59,771
and married him.
560
00:31:01,355 --> 00:31:04,997
Then they... moved to Los Angeles...
561
00:31:05,298 --> 00:31:08,945
and then the three of 'em
have been inseparable.
562
00:31:09,997 --> 00:31:11,370
Really?
563
00:31:13,224 --> 00:31:14,811
What's up?
564
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,172
Jay loves Sharon,
that's what's up.
565
00:31:20,787 --> 00:31:22,859
And he knows...
566
00:31:23,224 --> 00:31:26,414
as sure as God made
little green apples,
567
00:31:28,026 --> 00:31:29,367
that one of these days,
568
00:31:29,392 --> 00:31:31,384
that Polish prick's
gonna fuck things up
569
00:31:31,482 --> 00:31:33,133
and when he does...
570
00:31:33,249 --> 00:31:35,035
Jay's gonna be there.
571
00:31:35,065 --> 00:31:37,359
Well, one thing's for sure.
572
00:31:37,493 --> 00:31:38,699
Yeah?
573
00:31:39,021 --> 00:31:40,493
What's that?
574
00:31:40,854 --> 00:31:43,561
Sharon absolutely has a type.
575
00:31:45,027 --> 00:31:49,868
Cute, short, talented guys
who look like 12-year-old boys.
576
00:31:50,274 --> 00:31:51,727
Yeah.
577
00:31:55,976 --> 00:31:57,659
I never stood a chance.
578
00:31:58,317 --> 00:32:00,120
♪ I, I'm a son ♪
579
00:32:00,175 --> 00:32:02,801
♪ I'm a son, son
I'm a son, son ♪
580
00:32:02,897 --> 00:32:04,011
♪ I'm a son, son ♪
581
00:32:04,036 --> 00:32:06,446
♪ Son of a loving man ♪
582
00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:08,222
♪ I'm the son of a loving man ♪
583
00:32:08,329 --> 00:32:09,685
♪ My daddy told me ♪
584
00:32:09,737 --> 00:32:12,338
♪ Get you all
the loving you can ♪
585
00:32:19,079 --> 00:32:22,223
It's 8:32 at KHJ
with Robert W. Morgan.
586
00:32:22,550 --> 00:32:25,423
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587
00:32:25,473 --> 00:32:27,957
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588
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589
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590
00:32:43,826 --> 00:32:47,215
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591
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It's so fast in fact, that you
might even burn a little bit,
592
00:32:50,050 --> 00:32:52,423
but we've all done that,
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593
00:32:52,572 --> 00:32:55,683
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594
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595
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596
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597
00:33:04,611 --> 00:33:08,459
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598
00:33:08,515 --> 00:33:09,509
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599
00:33:09,534 --> 00:33:11,614
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600
00:33:11,646 --> 00:33:15,138
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601
00:33:15,215 --> 00:33:20,207
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you're in Waikiki ♪
602
00:33:20,654 --> 00:33:22,876
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603
00:33:23,310 --> 00:33:24,817
♪ Get Tanya ♪
604
00:33:24,865 --> 00:33:27,166
♪ Robert W. Morgan ♪
605
00:33:41,998 --> 00:33:43,086
Hey...
606
00:33:43,792 --> 00:33:46,809
I think the wind blew down
my TV antenna last night.
607
00:33:46,904 --> 00:33:49,503
So, while I pissfart
around wardrobe,
608
00:33:49,552 --> 00:33:51,197
you mind going
home and fixin' it?
609
00:33:51,253 --> 00:33:52,303
I can.
610
00:33:52,328 --> 00:33:54,066
You talk to the stunt gaffer
about me today?
611
00:33:54,091 --> 00:33:56,050
That way, I know if
I'm working this week or not.
612
00:33:56,154 --> 00:33:57,304
Yeah...
613
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,806
I've been meaning to tell you,
the guy who gaffes this...
614
00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:02,588
best friends with Randy,
615
00:34:02,613 --> 00:34:04,297
the guy from The Green Hornet.
616
00:34:04,322 --> 00:34:06,739
So, really ain't nothin' for ya.
617
00:34:06,768 --> 00:34:08,389
All right, well, if you don't
need me for anything else,
618
00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:09,763
I'll pick you up after.
619
00:34:09,836 --> 00:34:11,844
I don't need you, not today.
620
00:34:11,899 --> 00:34:13,831
Go home, fix my
antenna, do whatever.
621
00:34:13,981 --> 00:34:15,388
See ya 'round.
622
00:34:18,443 --> 00:34:19,618
Hey!
623
00:34:20,763 --> 00:34:22,382
You're Rick fucking Dalton.
624
00:34:22,707 --> 00:34:24,326
Don't you forget it.
625
00:34:24,848 --> 00:34:27,408
♪ Till you see my home town ♪
626
00:34:28,206 --> 00:34:30,158
♪ Choo choo train ♪
627
00:34:33,901 --> 00:34:36,631
Hey, hey, buddy,
I'm Rick Dalton.
628
00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:38,353
You know where I'm
supposed to go?
629
00:34:38,649 --> 00:34:40,340
I think they're waiting for you
in the makeup trailer.
630
00:34:40,443 --> 00:34:41,982
Where's the makeup trailer?
631
00:34:42,310 --> 00:34:44,445
Straight back to where
you came, hard right.
632
00:34:57,210 --> 00:34:58,718
Rick Dalton!
633
00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:00,552
Sam Wanamaker.
634
00:35:00,830 --> 00:35:03,283
Hey, Sam.
Sorry about the wet hand.
635
00:35:03,308 --> 00:35:05,590
Oh, don't worry about it.
I'm used to it with you.
636
00:35:05,615 --> 00:35:08,374
I just wanted you to know
I'm the one who cast you
637
00:35:08,399 --> 00:35:10,366
and I could not me more
delighted that you're doing this.
638
00:35:10,593 --> 00:35:13,069
Oh, thank you, Sam...
I appreciate it.
639
00:35:13,094 --> 00:35:14,228
It's a good part.
640
00:35:14,253 --> 00:35:16,664
Have you met Jim Stacy,
the series lead?
641
00:35:16,689 --> 00:35:18,677
Uh, not yet, no, no.
642
00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:21,464
Well, you guys are gonna
be dynamite together.
643
00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:25,395
Well, it sounds exciting.
644
00:35:25,443 --> 00:35:27,054
Yeah, lightning in a bottle!
645
00:35:27,150 --> 00:35:28,388
Now, you met
646
00:35:28,413 --> 00:35:30,277
- Sonya, makeup and hair?
- Hi.
647
00:35:30,322 --> 00:35:33,786
And this is Rebecca
who does costumes.
648
00:35:33,811 --> 00:35:35,206
- Hi.
- Howdy.
649
00:35:35,249 --> 00:35:37,035
Now, I want a whole
new look for Caleb.
650
00:35:37,067 --> 00:35:39,566
I don't want this Western
costume the way they costume
651
00:35:39,591 --> 00:35:42,409
The Big Valley and Bonanza
from the last decade.
652
00:35:42,527 --> 00:35:45,932
I want a zeitgeist
flair in the costumes.
653
00:35:47,135 --> 00:35:48,675
I mean, nothing anachronistic,
654
00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:52,985
but when does 1869
and 1969 meet?
655
00:35:53,049 --> 00:35:55,945
Especially when it
comes to you, Caleb.
656
00:35:56,866 --> 00:35:58,747
First off, I wanna
give him a mustache.
657
00:35:58,922 --> 00:36:03,438
A big, droopy,
Zapata-like mustache.
658
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,840
Now, about his jacket...
659
00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:07,959
I wanna give him a
hippie jacket.
660
00:36:08,051 --> 00:36:10,328
Something that he could wear
into the London Fog tonight
661
00:36:10,353 --> 00:36:12,315
and look like the
hippest guy in the room.
662
00:36:12,401 --> 00:36:14,752
Far out.
We got a Custer jacket,
663
00:36:14,833 --> 00:36:16,921
fringes all down the arm.
664
00:36:16,976 --> 00:36:19,326
It's tan now,
but I dye it dark brown,
665
00:36:19,454 --> 00:36:21,184
he could hit the
strip in it tonight.
666
00:36:21,356 --> 00:36:23,137
That's my girl.
667
00:36:23,685 --> 00:36:25,112
Now, Rick, about your hair.
668
00:36:25,137 --> 00:36:26,707
W-What about my hair?
669
00:36:26,732 --> 00:36:28,391
I wanna go with a
different hairstyle.
670
00:36:28,531 --> 00:36:29,968
Oh, what?
671
00:36:29,993 --> 00:36:32,033
Something more... hippie-ish.
672
00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:35,745
Well... you want me
to look like a hippie?
673
00:36:35,788 --> 00:36:38,875
Well, think less hippie, more...
674
00:36:38,932 --> 00:36:40,431
Hell's Angel!
675
00:36:43,843 --> 00:36:46,192
Say... Sam, Sam, uh...
676
00:36:47,609 --> 00:36:49,570
You got me covered up
in all this, uh...
677
00:36:49,705 --> 00:36:51,617
this... junk.
678
00:36:51,684 --> 00:36:54,121
Uh, how's the audience
gonna know it's me?
679
00:36:54,861 --> 00:36:56,226
I hope they don't.
680
00:36:56,251 --> 00:36:57,165
Hmm.
681
00:36:57,925 --> 00:37:01,845
I don't want them to see
Jake Cahill.
682
00:37:01,870 --> 00:37:03,981
I want them to see Caleb!
683
00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:06,920
I hired you to be an actor, Rick,
684
00:37:07,689 --> 00:37:09,561
and not a TV cowboy.
685
00:37:09,696 --> 00:37:11,165
You're better than that.
686
00:37:19,425 --> 00:37:21,440
♪ Los Angeles weather ♪
687
00:37:21,497 --> 00:37:24,354
Hot today,
heat at 95 the high, sunny.
688
00:37:24,379 --> 00:37:26,561
No smog, well,
what I mean is, a lotta smog.
689
00:37:26,626 --> 00:37:28,913
Up to 105 in
the San Fernando Valley.
690
00:37:28,993 --> 00:37:31,124
90 Orange County, 80 beach.
691
00:37:31,159 --> 00:37:32,673
Right now, 75 in Hollywood...
692
00:37:32,754 --> 00:37:34,246
♪ Run to me ♪
693
00:37:34,325 --> 00:37:37,373
♪ And the heavenly
fragrance that clings ♪
694
00:37:37,483 --> 00:37:40,015
♪ It's Heaven Sent ♪
695
00:37:40,094 --> 00:37:41,427
♪ Suddenly ♪
696
00:37:41,515 --> 00:37:44,704
♪ You're an imp
wearing angel's wings ♪
697
00:37:44,773 --> 00:37:47,077
♪ In Heaven Sent ♪
698
00:37:47,236 --> 00:37:48,815
♪ Suddenly ♪
699
00:37:48,959 --> 00:37:52,674
♪ You are all the things
that you want to be ♪
700
00:37:52,757 --> 00:37:55,976
♪ A little bit naughty
but heavenly ♪
701
00:37:56,063 --> 00:38:00,420
♪ In Heaven Sent ♪
702
00:38:01,046 --> 00:38:03,968
Heaven Sent fragrance
by Helena Rubinstein.
703
00:38:04,008 --> 00:38:05,970
Spray it on and
heavenly things happen.
704
00:38:05,995 --> 00:38:08,065
Heaven Sent. Splash in it.
705
00:38:08,105 --> 00:38:10,412
Laugh in it, live in it,
love in it.
706
00:38:10,437 --> 00:38:12,294
You'll find Heaven
Sent fragrance in...
707
00:38:16,931 --> 00:38:18,011
The next day,
708
00:38:18,074 --> 00:38:19,773
and the next day
and the next day
709
00:38:19,817 --> 00:38:22,249
and the next day
and the next day
710
00:38:22,274 --> 00:38:23,278
♪ Kentucky woman ♪
711
00:38:23,303 --> 00:38:25,370
♪ She shines with her
own kind of light ♪
712
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,863
♪ Seems this world's ♪
713
00:39:50,912 --> 00:39:52,546
♪ Got you down ♪
714
00:39:53,135 --> 00:39:56,128
♪ Your feelin'
bad vibrations frown ♪
715
00:39:56,359 --> 00:39:58,661
♪ Well, open your eyes, girl ♪
716
00:39:58,819 --> 00:40:00,256
♪ Look at me ♪
717
00:40:00,844 --> 00:40:03,684
♪ I'm gonna show you
how it ought to be ♪
718
00:40:04,495 --> 00:40:06,484
♪ We're gonna have
a good thing ♪
719
00:40:06,619 --> 00:40:08,833
♪ Such a good thing, baby ♪
720
00:40:10,274 --> 00:40:11,663
♪ And when your world ♪
721
00:40:11,695 --> 00:40:13,678
♪ Don't seem just right ♪
722
00:40:14,395 --> 00:40:17,451
♪ And life's gettin'
you uptight ♪
723
00:40:17,829 --> 00:40:21,090
♪ You can change
that wrong to right ♪
724
00:40:22,117 --> 00:40:23,894
I-I-I've been
meanin' to tell you,
725
00:40:23,950 --> 00:40:25,743
the guy who gaffes this,
726
00:40:26,035 --> 00:40:27,614
best friends with Randy...
727
00:40:27,639 --> 00:40:29,003
the guy from The Green Hornet,
728
00:40:29,099 --> 00:40:31,552
so, really ain't no point.
729
00:40:46,814 --> 00:40:48,123
Hey, Randy.
730
00:40:50,293 --> 00:40:51,381
Cliff.
731
00:40:52,484 --> 00:40:54,087
So, you're still with Rick, huh?
732
00:40:54,928 --> 00:40:56,190
Still here.
733
00:40:57,381 --> 00:40:58,420
He in there?
734
00:40:58,532 --> 00:40:59,928
Yeah, just knock.
735
00:41:04,559 --> 00:41:07,702
Look, j-just put him
into wardrobe, all right?
736
00:41:07,727 --> 00:41:10,786
What's it gonna hurt? Then if you
need him, you got him, right?
737
00:41:10,876 --> 00:41:14,551
Then I gotta have a conversation
with that wardrobe assistant,
738
00:41:14,576 --> 00:41:16,750
and man, she's a fuckin' bitch,
I just don't...
739
00:41:16,797 --> 00:41:19,846
Look, look, Randy, I'm askin'
you to help me out, man.
740
00:41:19,871 --> 00:41:23,546
If the answer's no, the answer's no.
Not-Not no with excuses.
741
00:41:24,252 --> 00:41:25,617
Hey, man.
742
00:41:26,649 --> 00:41:29,862
This ain't a fuckin'
Andy McLaglen picture, you know.
743
00:41:30,012 --> 00:41:32,726
And I can't afford to hire a
bunch of guys to smoke cigarettes
744
00:41:32,751 --> 00:41:34,571
and sit around talkin'
to each other all day
745
00:41:34,596 --> 00:41:36,468
on the chance
that I might use 'em.
746
00:41:36,581 --> 00:41:38,454
I got a four man team here, Rick.
747
00:41:38,521 --> 00:41:40,655
I need more than that,
I gotta get it approved.
748
00:41:40,759 --> 00:41:42,941
And you know,
I-I gotta look after my dudes.
749
00:41:43,008 --> 00:41:46,762
Hey, a-and if your dudes were
a better match for me,
750
00:41:46,787 --> 00:41:48,365
I'd say, o-okay,
you got me, b-b-but
751
00:41:48,390 --> 00:41:50,684
but th-that's not the case
and you know it.
752
00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:51,819
He's a great fuckin'
match for me.
753
00:41:51,867 --> 00:41:52,851
Yeah, yeah, I know.
754
00:41:52,876 --> 00:41:54,860
Hey, you could do
anything you want to him.
755
00:41:54,919 --> 00:41:57,136
Shit, th-throw him
off a building, right?
756
00:41:57,176 --> 00:41:59,977
Light him on fire, hit him
with a fucking Lincoln, right?
757
00:42:00,012 --> 00:42:01,813
Get creative,
do whatever you want.
758
00:42:01,838 --> 00:42:03,415
He's just happy
for the opportunity.
759
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,345
Rick.
760
00:42:04,377 --> 00:42:05,369
Yeah.
761
00:42:07,830 --> 00:42:09,258
I don't dig him.
762
00:42:11,298 --> 00:42:13,845
And I don't dig the
vibe he brings on set.
763
00:42:15,137 --> 00:42:17,548
What, is there some old
beef between you two?
764
00:42:17,573 --> 00:42:18,811
Come on, man.
765
00:42:18,901 --> 00:42:19,821
What?
766
00:42:20,281 --> 00:42:22,551
The dude killed his fuckin' wife.
767
00:42:23,217 --> 00:42:25,217
Oh... come on, man.
768
00:42:25,265 --> 00:42:27,480
You don't believe
that old shit, do you?
769
00:42:27,505 --> 00:42:29,179
Yes, Rick, I do.
770
00:42:29,455 --> 00:42:32,161
And I work with my wife
and she believes it.
771
00:42:32,609 --> 00:42:34,855
She didn't want his
creepy ass around.
772
00:42:37,019 --> 00:42:40,686
You know, this is probably
the shittiest weather ever.
773
00:42:40,797 --> 00:42:44,118
The shittiest weather
on the shittiest boat
774
00:42:44,142 --> 00:42:46,420
with the shittiest person.
775
00:42:47,656 --> 00:42:50,037
Natalie, my sister, said,
"He's a loser."
776
00:42:50,062 --> 00:42:51,099
"He's a loser."
777
00:42:51,131 --> 00:42:53,052
They all said it,
"He's a fuckin' loser",
778
00:42:53,099 --> 00:42:54,447
and I didn't believe them.
779
00:42:54,472 --> 00:42:56,472
So, I guess I'm
the fuckin' idiot.
780
00:42:57,663 --> 00:42:59,219
And now you're
not gonna talk to me?
781
00:42:59,322 --> 00:43:01,354
What, you don't
feel like fighting?
782
00:43:01,723 --> 00:43:03,580
Well, I feel like fucking fight.
783
00:43:03,605 --> 00:43:06,715
And I've been up here
by myself for four hours
784
00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:09,217
on this fucking
shithole of a boat...
785
00:43:09,818 --> 00:43:10,977
Yeah.
786
00:43:13,687 --> 00:43:15,838
He's a goddamn war hero.
787
00:43:24,629 --> 00:43:26,605
Okay, you fuckin' horse's ass.
788
00:43:26,708 --> 00:43:28,740
Let's get you over to wardrobe.
789
00:43:31,868 --> 00:43:33,884
Now, I'll put you in wardrobe,
790
00:43:34,241 --> 00:43:36,447
but you don't stunt,
I don't pay you.
791
00:43:36,683 --> 00:43:39,389
Appreciate the opportunity,
Randy. I won't let you down.
792
00:43:39,706 --> 00:43:42,032
You know my wife,
Janet, don't you?
793
00:43:42,664 --> 00:43:43,783
Yeah.
794
00:43:44,029 --> 00:43:45,521
Steer clear of her.
795
00:43:46,503 --> 00:43:49,407
Now, I admire Cassius Clay, I do.
796
00:43:49,554 --> 00:43:51,029
What I admire is
797
00:43:51,054 --> 00:43:54,205
in his sport, there's
an element of true combat.
798
00:43:54,494 --> 00:43:57,034
When Cassius Clay meets
Sonny Liston in the ring,
799
00:43:57,059 --> 00:43:59,186
that's not two
athletes posturing.
800
00:43:59,729 --> 00:44:00,999
That's combat.
801
00:44:01,382 --> 00:44:04,286
Two men trying to kill
each other right now.
802
00:44:04,672 --> 00:44:06,378
If you don't beat him,
803
00:44:07,036 --> 00:44:08,354
he kills you.
804
00:44:08,977 --> 00:44:10,644
That's beyond athletics.
805
00:44:10,744 --> 00:44:14,069
That's beyond Wide World of
Sports, you know?
806
00:44:14,390 --> 00:44:16,398
That's two warriors
engaged in combat.
807
00:44:16,438 --> 00:44:18,327
That's what I admire.
808
00:44:18,972 --> 00:44:20,552
In martial arts tournaments,
809
00:44:20,782 --> 00:44:23,980
they won't let you fight like that.
It's very frustrating.
810
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,849
You stand in front of a guy,
811
00:44:25,874 --> 00:44:27,461
you just wanna let him have it.
812
00:44:28,769 --> 00:44:30,245
But you can't.
813
00:44:30,404 --> 00:44:33,967
So you gotta do this
play-acting, pattycake version.
814
00:44:34,300 --> 00:44:37,348
Cassius Clay,
Sonny Liston, Joe Lewis.
815
00:44:37,662 --> 00:44:40,686
The colored boxer,
not that white kickboxing asshole.
816
00:44:41,730 --> 00:44:44,738
They do what they
need to do to win.
817
00:44:44,917 --> 00:44:47,498
They unleash as much
punishment as they have to
818
00:44:47,523 --> 00:44:49,642
to defeat the other guy.
819
00:44:50,366 --> 00:44:51,699
But in martial arts tournaments,
820
00:44:51,802 --> 00:44:54,254
I do to win what
they do to win.
821
00:44:54,622 --> 00:44:57,226
I unleash all my power.
822
00:44:58,302 --> 00:44:59,461
I kill people.
823
00:44:59,852 --> 00:45:02,003
Well, if you fought
Cassius Clay, who would win?
824
00:45:02,197 --> 00:45:05,065
Well, that would never happen.
825
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,216
But if you did, what do
you think would happen?
826
00:45:08,867 --> 00:45:10,525
I'd make him a cripple.
827
00:45:13,332 --> 00:45:14,650
Hey, you.
828
00:45:14,972 --> 00:45:16,225
What's your name?
829
00:45:16,337 --> 00:45:18,377
- Me?
- Yeah, you.
830
00:45:20,119 --> 00:45:21,468
My name's Cliff.
831
00:45:21,745 --> 00:45:23,873
I'm Rick Dalton's stunt double.
832
00:45:23,966 --> 00:45:25,101
Stuntman?
833
00:45:25,434 --> 00:45:26,545
Yeah.
834
00:45:26,666 --> 00:45:28,841
You know, you're kind of
pretty for a stuntman.
835
00:45:29,151 --> 00:45:30,856
That's what they tell me.
836
00:45:31,075 --> 00:45:34,710
So, did I say
something funny, stuntman?
837
00:45:35,226 --> 00:45:38,067
- Yeah, you kinda did.
- What's so funny?
838
00:45:38,373 --> 00:45:40,270
Look, man,
I don't want any trouble.
839
00:45:40,365 --> 00:45:41,945
I'm just here to do a job.
840
00:45:42,171 --> 00:45:43,933
But you're laughing at
what I'm saying,
841
00:45:43,967 --> 00:45:45,562
but I'm not saying
anything funny.
842
00:45:45,609 --> 00:45:47,601
So, what do you
think is so funny?
843
00:45:49,039 --> 00:45:50,944
What I think is...
844
00:45:53,341 --> 00:45:56,299
you're a little man with a
big mouth and a big chip.
845
00:45:56,346 --> 00:45:57,981
And I think you
should be embarrassed
846
00:45:58,006 --> 00:45:59,672
to suggest that you'd
be anything more
847
00:45:59,697 --> 00:46:02,721
than a stain on the seat of
Cassius Clay's trunks.
848
00:46:02,980 --> 00:46:04,123
Brother...
849
00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:06,083
you're the one
with the big mouth.
850
00:46:06,276 --> 00:46:07,887
And I would really
enjoy closing it
851
00:46:07,912 --> 00:46:10,110
especially in front
of all my friends.
852
00:46:10,963 --> 00:46:14,058
But my hands are registered
as lethal weapons.
853
00:46:14,419 --> 00:46:15,745
That means...
854
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,554
we get into a fight,
I accidentally kill you,
855
00:46:18,837 --> 00:46:20,258
I go to jail.
856
00:46:20,762 --> 00:46:24,089
Anybody accidentally kills
anybody in a fight, they go to jail.
857
00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:25,551
It's called manslaughter.
858
00:46:25,831 --> 00:46:28,258
And I think all that lethal weapon
horseshit is just an excuse
859
00:46:28,283 --> 00:46:31,118
so you dancers never have
to get in a real fight.
860
00:46:33,009 --> 00:46:34,128
Okay.
861
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:36,794
How about a friendly contest?
862
00:46:38,232 --> 00:46:41,327
No punching in the face,
two out of three.
863
00:46:41,941 --> 00:46:43,854
Who puts who
on the ground first.
864
00:46:44,100 --> 00:46:46,600
Nobody tries to hurt
nobody, just...
865
00:46:46,759 --> 00:46:48,552
who ends up on their butt.
866
00:46:52,891 --> 00:46:54,883
That's a great idea, Kato.
867
00:47:07,106 --> 00:47:08,908
You know, Bruce,
that guy's kinda famous.
868
00:47:08,964 --> 00:47:10,233
That guy?
869
00:47:10,464 --> 00:47:11,892
For what?
870
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,233
Killed his wife and
got away with it.
871
00:47:14,916 --> 00:47:16,003
That guy?
872
00:47:16,371 --> 00:47:17,609
That guy.
873
00:47:42,085 --> 00:47:43,633
Not bad, Kato.
874
00:47:44,775 --> 00:47:46,180
Try that again.
875
00:48:28,033 --> 00:48:29,272
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa!
876
00:48:29,935 --> 00:48:32,454
What the fuck is going on here?
877
00:48:32,479 --> 00:48:35,303
Hey, jackass, this is our series lead.
878
00:48:35,367 --> 00:48:36,891
The fuck are you thinking?
879
00:48:36,916 --> 00:48:38,689
You're right, Janet.
I'm sorry about that.
880
00:48:38,714 --> 00:48:41,770
Don't fucking Janet me, you prick.
881
00:48:41,823 --> 00:48:44,164
Hey! What's up, babe?
882
00:48:44,260 --> 00:48:47,610
"What's up", Randy
is that your loser asshole
883
00:48:47,635 --> 00:48:49,564
wife-killing buddy boy here
884
00:48:49,604 --> 00:48:51,381
was beating the
shit out of Bruce!
885
00:48:51,406 --> 00:48:52,675
What?
886
00:48:52,923 --> 00:48:53,867
Hey, Randy.
887
00:48:53,892 --> 00:48:54,842
Cliff!
888
00:48:54,938 --> 00:48:56,795
What the fuck, man?
889
00:48:57,010 --> 00:48:58,171
Let me just say...
890
00:48:58,254 --> 00:49:00,191
nobody beat the
shit out of Bruce.
891
00:49:00,412 --> 00:49:02,571
It was a friendly contest.
He barely touched me.
892
00:49:02,702 --> 00:49:05,741
I think that dent in the car
says somethin' different.
893
00:49:06,578 --> 00:49:09,196
Oh, my God!
894
00:49:09,221 --> 00:49:11,869
What the fuck did
you do to my car?
895
00:49:12,066 --> 00:49:14,089
What the fuck did
you do to her car?
896
00:49:14,595 --> 00:49:16,031
I threw this little prick into it
897
00:49:16,056 --> 00:49:17,802
but I did not know
it was her car.
898
00:49:17,992 --> 00:49:19,595
Get the wardrobe off,
899
00:49:19,699 --> 00:49:21,286
get your shit
900
00:49:21,341 --> 00:49:22,556
and get fucked!
901
00:49:22,677 --> 00:49:23,725
- Janet!
- What?
902
00:49:23,764 --> 00:49:25,152
I will handle this.
903
00:49:25,193 --> 00:49:27,000
Then, fucking handle it, Randy!
904
00:49:28,143 --> 00:49:29,476
Cliff...
905
00:49:30,173 --> 00:49:31,657
get the wardrobe off,
906
00:49:31,729 --> 00:49:33,229
get your shit
907
00:49:33,546 --> 00:49:35,578
and get off the lot.
908
00:49:38,729 --> 00:49:40,102
Fair enough.
909
00:49:59,938 --> 00:50:03,637
♪ Because I'm hungry for
those good things, baby ♪
910
00:50:03,689 --> 00:50:06,245
♪ Hungry through and through ♪
911
00:50:07,392 --> 00:50:10,535
♪ I'm hungry for
that sweet life, baby ♪
912
00:50:10,610 --> 00:50:13,595
♪ With a real fine girl like you ♪
913
00:50:13,688 --> 00:50:15,744
Aww, what's the matter?
914
00:50:16,035 --> 00:50:18,535
You afraid I'll
tell Jim Morrison
915
00:50:18,569 --> 00:50:21,783
you were dancing to
Paul Revere and the Raiders?
916
00:50:22,716 --> 00:50:24,724
Are they not cool
enough for you?
917
00:50:24,780 --> 00:50:26,527
♪ Custom-tailored world ♪
918
00:50:26,582 --> 00:50:30,011
♪ That I wanna own someday ♪
919
00:50:31,127 --> 00:50:33,964
♪ With a special place up high ♪
920
00:50:34,109 --> 00:50:36,030
Who's this shaggy asshole?
921
00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:40,052
Hello, can I help you?
922
00:50:40,235 --> 00:50:42,822
Oh, yeah, hey, man,
I'm looking for Terry.
923
00:50:42,847 --> 00:50:45,536
I'm a friend of Terry's
and, uh, Dennis Wilson.
924
00:50:45,790 --> 00:50:47,584
Well, Terry and Candy
don't live here anymore.
925
00:50:47,639 --> 00:50:49,750
This is the Polanski
residence now.
926
00:50:49,854 --> 00:50:51,497
Really? They moved?
927
00:50:52,778 --> 00:50:53,993
Dang!
928
00:50:54,794 --> 00:50:56,802
Uh, you know-
you know where?
929
00:50:56,879 --> 00:51:00,061
♪ 'Cause I'm hungry for
those good things, baby ♪
930
00:51:00,235 --> 00:51:02,617
♪ I'm hungry through
and through ♪
931
00:51:02,804 --> 00:51:04,058
Who is it, Jay?
932
00:51:04,426 --> 00:51:06,584
It's okay, honey.
It's a friend of Terry's.
933
00:51:07,828 --> 00:51:09,426
You should take the back path.
934
00:51:09,709 --> 00:51:10,899
Thanks for telling me.
935
00:51:12,291 --> 00:51:15,251
- ♪ I can almost taste it now ♪
- Ma'am.
936
00:51:15,824 --> 00:51:18,491
♪ Oh, it's sweet as wine ♪
937
00:51:19,458 --> 00:51:22,179
♪ Ain't gonna waste it now ♪
938
00:51:23,161 --> 00:51:26,002
♪ When it's finally mine ♪
939
00:51:26,726 --> 00:51:28,996
♪ Gonna live each minute ♪
940
00:51:31,679 --> 00:51:32,592
Hey, Rick!
941
00:51:32,679 --> 00:51:34,091
I know we just broke for lunch,
942
00:51:34,116 --> 00:51:36,886
but you need to wait at least
an hour before you can eat.
943
00:51:37,006 --> 00:51:38,482
Give the glue a chance to dry.
944
00:51:38,550 --> 00:51:41,550
No worries, honey.
I got my book.
945
00:51:41,695 --> 00:51:42,751
Say, say...
946
00:51:42,822 --> 00:51:44,638
Where's the bad guy saloon?
947
00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:46,857
You just go straight
to Western town,
948
00:51:46,882 --> 00:51:49,211
take a right and a left
and you'll see it right there.
949
00:51:49,259 --> 00:51:50,473
Thanks, honey.
950
00:52:52,052 --> 00:52:53,004
Hello.
951
00:52:56,015 --> 00:52:57,079
Hello.
952
00:52:59,501 --> 00:53:00,405
Hello.
953
00:53:04,669 --> 00:53:06,699
Bother you if
I sat next to you,
954
00:53:06,724 --> 00:53:08,312
and read my book, too?
955
00:53:10,449 --> 00:53:11,631
I don't know.
956
00:53:12,964 --> 00:53:14,483
Would you bother me?
957
00:53:15,199 --> 00:53:16,824
I'll try not to.
958
00:53:20,037 --> 00:53:21,252
Sit.
959
00:54:08,283 --> 00:54:10,156
Sorry. Sorry 'bout that.
960
00:54:17,530 --> 00:54:18,927
You don't eat lunch?
961
00:54:20,094 --> 00:54:21,697
I've got a scene after lunch.
962
00:54:22,435 --> 00:54:23,641
Yeah?
963
00:54:24,934 --> 00:54:28,164
Eating lunch before I do
a scene makes me sluggish.
964
00:54:28,349 --> 00:54:30,300
I believe it's the
job of an actor,
965
00:54:30,325 --> 00:54:32,571
and I say actor not actress
966
00:54:32,596 --> 00:54:35,371
because the word
actress is nonsensical.
967
00:54:35,435 --> 00:54:37,220
It's the actor's job
968
00:54:37,245 --> 00:54:39,955
to avoid impediments
to their performance.
969
00:54:40,030 --> 00:54:41,489
It's the actor's job
970
00:54:41,514 --> 00:54:44,324
to strive for 100% effectiveness.
971
00:54:44,629 --> 00:54:49,208
Naturally, we never succeed,
but it's the pursuit
972
00:54:49,459 --> 00:54:51,498
that's meaningful.
973
00:54:52,369 --> 00:54:53,518
Who are you?
974
00:54:53,543 --> 00:54:55,273
You can call me Mirabella.
975
00:54:55,331 --> 00:54:58,093
Mi-Mirabella what?
976
00:54:58,244 --> 00:54:59,791
Mirabella Lancer.
977
00:54:59,893 --> 00:55:03,766
No, no, c-come on,
W-What's your real name?
978
00:55:05,254 --> 00:55:06,460
When we're on set,
979
00:55:06,485 --> 00:55:09,374
I prefer to only be referred
to by my character's name.
980
00:55:09,485 --> 00:55:12,278
It helps me immerse in
the reality of the story.
981
00:55:12,734 --> 00:55:14,298
I've tried it both ways and I'm
982
00:55:14,337 --> 00:55:17,305
always just a tiny bit better
when I don't break character.
983
00:55:17,410 --> 00:55:19,418
If I can be a tiny bit better...
984
00:55:19,811 --> 00:55:21,470
I want to be.
985
00:55:24,166 --> 00:55:27,277
You're the bad guy.
Caleb DeCoteau.
986
00:55:30,903 --> 00:55:34,601
Thought it was
pronounced Caleb DeCoteau.
987
00:55:34,700 --> 00:55:37,248
I'm pretty sure it's DeCoteau.
988
00:55:39,639 --> 00:55:42,052
- DeCoteau.
- Mm-hmm.
989
00:55:42,938 --> 00:55:45,351
DeCoteau. DeCoteau.
990
00:56:03,533 --> 00:56:05,152
What are you reading?
991
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,661
It's a biography on Walt Disney.
992
00:56:08,975 --> 00:56:10,530
It's fascinating.
993
00:56:10,555 --> 00:56:12,428
He's a genius, you know.
994
00:56:12,543 --> 00:56:15,472
I mean, once in every 50
or 100 years kind of genius.
995
00:56:15,646 --> 00:56:17,869
Wh-What are you, twelve?
996
00:56:18,975 --> 00:56:20,324
I'm eight.
997
00:56:21,094 --> 00:56:22,690
What are you reading?
998
00:56:24,253 --> 00:56:25,689
Just a Western.
999
00:56:25,737 --> 00:56:28,411
What does that mean?
Is it good?
1000
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,046
Pretty good.
1001
00:56:30,526 --> 00:56:32,169
What's the story?
1002
00:56:33,087 --> 00:56:34,913
Haven't finished it yet.
1003
00:56:35,095 --> 00:56:38,183
I didn't ask for the whole story.
1004
00:56:38,235 --> 00:56:40,537
What's the idea of the story?
1005
00:56:41,304 --> 00:56:46,733
Well... it's about, uh, this guy
who's a bronco buster.
1006
00:56:47,499 --> 00:56:49,856
It's a story of his life.
1007
00:56:50,717 --> 00:56:52,479
The guy's name is Tom Breezy
1008
00:56:52,504 --> 00:56:55,107
but everyone always
calls him Easy Breezy.
1009
00:56:55,516 --> 00:56:59,739
Now, when Easy Breezy
was in his 20s and-and
1010
00:56:59,786 --> 00:57:01,886
young and good-lookin', he could
1011
00:57:01,911 --> 00:57:04,475
he could break any horse
that you can throw at him.
1012
00:57:04,753 --> 00:57:07,309
Back then, he just had a way.
1013
00:57:07,843 --> 00:57:10,129
Now, he's into his, uh,
1014
00:57:10,322 --> 00:57:13,968
late 30s and takes a bad fall
and messes up his hip
1015
00:57:14,016 --> 00:57:18,048
He's not... crippled
or anything like that, but...
1016
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,031
but he's got spine problems
1017
00:57:21,403 --> 00:57:24,173
he's never had before
and he spends, uh,
1018
00:57:25,369 --> 00:57:29,098
more of his days in pain than
he ever did before.
1019
00:57:29,191 --> 00:57:31,691
Jeepers, it sounds like a good novel.
1020
00:57:32,967 --> 00:57:34,419
Yeah, it's not bad.
1021
00:57:35,856 --> 00:57:37,427
Where are you in it?
1022
00:57:38,315 --> 00:57:39,895
About midway.
1023
00:57:41,451 --> 00:57:43,864
What's happening
to Easy Breezy now?
1024
00:57:44,631 --> 00:57:46,813
Uh, he's, uh...
1025
00:57:48,448 --> 00:57:50,036
He's not the best anymore.
1026
00:57:51,437 --> 00:57:53,397
In fact, far from it.
1027
00:57:55,376 --> 00:57:58,704
He's comin' to terms of what
it's like to be slightly more...
1028
00:58:02,035 --> 00:58:03,342
use...
1029
00:58:11,346 --> 00:58:13,052
Slightly more useless
1030
00:58:13,764 --> 00:58:15,168
each day.
1031
00:58:31,017 --> 00:58:32,803
I-It's okay, Caleb.
1032
00:58:32,914 --> 00:58:34,422
It's okay.
1033
00:58:34,815 --> 00:58:36,815
Sounds like a really sad book.
1034
00:58:37,236 --> 00:58:38,966
Poor Easy Breezy.
1035
00:58:39,311 --> 00:58:42,549
I'm practically cryin'
and I haven't even read it.
1036
00:58:43,602 --> 00:58:45,864
About 15 years,
you'll be livin' it.
1037
00:58:46,046 --> 00:58:47,260
What?
1038
00:58:50,230 --> 00:58:52,023
Nothin' pumpkinpuss.
1039
00:58:52,444 --> 00:58:53,531
I'm just...
1040
00:58:54,237 --> 00:58:55,523
I'm just teasin' ya.
1041
00:58:56,994 --> 00:58:58,914
You know somethin', you, uh...
1042
00:59:00,025 --> 00:59:02,208
you might be right
about this book.
1043
00:59:03,084 --> 00:59:05,870
I think it hits harder
than I gave it credit for.
1044
00:59:08,074 --> 00:59:11,392
I don't like names
like "pumpkinpuss"...
1045
00:59:12,257 --> 00:59:14,011
but since you're upset...
1046
00:59:14,365 --> 00:59:16,666
we'll talk about that
some other time.
1047
00:59:26,475 --> 00:59:32,199
♪ Yesterday a child
came out to wonder ♪
1048
00:59:33,015 --> 00:59:38,491
♪ Caught a dragonfly
inside a jar ♪
1049
00:59:39,087 --> 00:59:44,901
♪ Fearful when the sky
was full of thunder ♪
1050
00:59:45,237 --> 00:59:51,606
♪ And tearful at the
falling of a star ♪
1051
00:59:51,856 --> 00:59:57,987
♪ Then the child moved ten
times round the seasons ♪
1052
00:59:58,533 --> 01:00:04,426
♪ Skated over ten
clear frozen streams ♪
1053
01:00:04,798 --> 01:00:10,611
♪ Words like, when you're
older, must appease him ♪
1054
01:00:10,980 --> 01:00:13,024
I'm only going as far
as Westwood Village
1055
01:00:13,077 --> 01:00:16,213
Hey, beggars can't be choosers.
Come on in.
1056
01:00:17,257 --> 01:00:20,975
♪ And the seasons
they go round and round ♪
1057
01:00:21,047 --> 01:00:24,190
♪ And the painted ponies
go up and down ♪
1058
01:00:25,268 --> 01:00:30,626
♪ We're captive on
the carousel of time ♪
1059
01:00:36,874 --> 01:00:38,057
Thanks so much.
1060
01:00:39,907 --> 01:00:41,510
- Well, good luck on your adventure.
- Thank you.
1061
01:00:41,645 --> 01:00:44,027
- Have a good time at Big Sur.
- Thank you so much.
1062
01:00:44,076 --> 01:00:45,074
Take care.
1063
01:01:51,759 --> 01:01:52,981
Oh, hey.
1064
01:01:53,338 --> 01:01:54,440
Hello.
1065
01:01:54,465 --> 01:01:56,791
How can I help you, young lady?
1066
01:01:59,439 --> 01:02:01,255
I'm here to pick
up a first edition
1067
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:03,709
of Thomas Hardy's
Tess of the d'Urbervilles I ordered.
1068
01:02:03,836 --> 01:02:05,177
It's under Polanski.
1069
01:02:05,204 --> 01:02:06,885
Yeah, you're talking
books here, kid.
1070
01:02:06,910 --> 01:02:08,981
Oh, I know. Isn't it wonderful?
1071
01:02:09,057 --> 01:02:10,723
- I just read it.
- Yeah?
1072
01:02:10,748 --> 01:02:12,818
I'm getting it as a
gift for my husband.
1073
01:02:15,814 --> 01:02:18,139
- Rick Dalton?
- You bet.
1074
01:02:18,186 --> 01:02:19,519
Jim Stacy.
1075
01:02:19,544 --> 01:02:21,197
It's my show. Welcome aboard.
1076
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:24,208
We're real glad to have a pro like
you playing the heavy on the pilot.
1077
01:02:24,419 --> 01:02:25,792
And I gotta tell ya...
1078
01:02:25,822 --> 01:02:29,378
I came damn close to being in
The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.
1079
01:02:29,627 --> 01:02:31,405
- No kiddin'?
- Yeah!
1080
01:02:32,718 --> 01:02:35,075
I just got my part for sheer luck.
1081
01:02:35,174 --> 01:02:38,571
Up until two weeks before
shootin', Fabian was in the part,
1082
01:02:38,686 --> 01:02:41,433
Th-Then he breaks his
shoulder doing The Virginian,
1083
01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:42,656
that's how I got it, so.
1084
01:02:42,681 --> 01:02:43,838
Ah!
1085
01:02:45,268 --> 01:02:48,316
Hey, Rick, I gotta ask you
somethin' I heard about.
1086
01:02:49,117 --> 01:02:51,879
Was it true you almost got the
McQueen part in The Great Escape?
1087
01:02:53,734 --> 01:02:54,844
Hilts, isn't it?
1088
01:02:54,869 --> 01:02:56,644
Captain Hilts, actually.
1089
01:02:56,836 --> 01:02:59,157
- 17 escape attempts.
- 18.
1090
01:02:59,182 --> 01:03:01,680
Never had an audition.
Never had a meetin'.
1091
01:03:01,711 --> 01:03:03,178
N-Never met John Sturges.
1092
01:03:03,203 --> 01:03:05,555
So, no, I don't think
you could say I...
1093
01:03:05,580 --> 01:03:07,150
I almost got the part.
1094
01:03:07,895 --> 01:03:09,333
Engineer?
1095
01:03:09,364 --> 01:03:10,389
Flyer.
1096
01:03:10,414 --> 01:03:12,578
I suppose you're what's
called in American Army...
1097
01:03:12,672 --> 01:03:13,981
a hotshot pilot.
1098
01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:18,753
But, the story goes,
for a brief moment,
1099
01:03:19,190 --> 01:03:22,127
McQueen almost
passed on the movie
1100
01:03:22,152 --> 01:03:23,292
and in that brief moment,
1101
01:03:23,317 --> 01:03:25,409
I-I apprently was
on the list of four.
1102
01:03:25,434 --> 01:03:27,053
You have other plans?
1103
01:03:27,167 --> 01:03:30,079
I haven't seen Berlin yet from
the ground or from the air
1104
01:03:30,104 --> 01:03:32,350
and I plan on doing both
before the war's over.
1105
01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:33,492
You and who?
1106
01:03:33,545 --> 01:03:35,489
Me... and the three Georges.
1107
01:03:35,545 --> 01:03:36,894
Which three Georges?
1108
01:03:36,919 --> 01:03:38,673
Peppard, Maharis, and Chakiris.
1109
01:03:38,698 --> 01:03:40,122
- Oh, man!
- Yeah.
1110
01:03:40,147 --> 01:03:41,443
That's gotta hurt.
1111
01:03:41,468 --> 01:03:43,546
Yeah, well, I didn't get it.
1112
01:03:43,943 --> 01:03:45,142
McQueen did it.
1113
01:03:45,167 --> 01:03:47,921
And frankly,
I never had a chance.
1114
01:03:49,571 --> 01:03:51,468
Ten days isolation, Hilts.
1115
01:03:51,976 --> 01:03:53,357
Captain Hilts.
1116
01:03:53,541 --> 01:03:54,978
20 days.
1117
01:03:55,166 --> 01:03:56,293
Right.
1118
01:03:57,421 --> 01:04:00,143
Oh, uh, you'll still be here
when I get out?
1119
01:04:01,678 --> 01:04:02,906
Cooler.
1120
01:04:58,378 --> 01:04:59,418
One, please.
1121
01:04:59,686 --> 01:05:01,233
75 cents.
1122
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,572
What if I'm in the movie?
1123
01:05:07,132 --> 01:05:08,354
What do you mean?
1124
01:05:08,473 --> 01:05:10,703
I mean, I'm in the movie.
1125
01:05:10,989 --> 01:05:12,537
I'm Sharon Tate.
1126
01:05:13,471 --> 01:05:14,455
You're in this?
1127
01:05:14,519 --> 01:05:17,606
Mm-hmm. I play Miss Carlson.
The klutz.
1128
01:05:18,659 --> 01:05:20,056
That's me.
1129
01:05:21,433 --> 01:05:24,076
But that's the girl from
Valley of the Dolls.
1130
01:05:25,658 --> 01:05:27,522
Well, that's me,
1131
01:05:27,547 --> 01:05:29,984
the girl from Valley of the Dolls.
1132
01:05:30,917 --> 01:05:33,179
- Really?
- Really.
1133
01:05:35,626 --> 01:05:37,641
Hey, Ruben! Come out here.
1134
01:05:40,871 --> 01:05:42,950
This is the girl from
Valley of the Dolls.
1135
01:05:43,930 --> 01:05:46,263
- Patty Duke?
- No, the other one.
1136
01:05:46,288 --> 01:05:48,333
- The girl from Peyton Place?
- No, the other one.
1137
01:05:48,405 --> 01:05:50,817
The one who ends up
doing dirty movies.
1138
01:05:51,212 --> 01:05:52,442
Oh...
1139
01:05:52,624 --> 01:05:53,607
She's in this movie.
1140
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:54,464
Oh.
1141
01:05:54,545 --> 01:05:55,712
Sharon Tate.
1142
01:05:55,864 --> 01:05:57,046
Well...
1143
01:05:57,071 --> 01:05:59,256
Welcome to the Bruin, Miss Tate.
1144
01:05:59,281 --> 01:06:00,910
Thank you for coming
to our theater.
1145
01:06:01,096 --> 01:06:02,666
Would you like to come
in and see the show?
1146
01:06:02,697 --> 01:06:03,728
Could I?
1147
01:06:03,786 --> 01:06:04,897
By all means.
1148
01:06:06,246 --> 01:06:07,318
Thank you.
1149
01:06:09,196 --> 01:06:11,252
Hey... can I get a picture?
1150
01:06:11,315 --> 01:06:12,553
Oh, sure!
1151
01:06:17,224 --> 01:06:19,311
You know, why don't you
stand over by the poster?
1152
01:06:19,344 --> 01:06:21,153
So people will
know who you are.
1153
01:06:21,676 --> 01:06:22,764
Okay.
1154
01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:24,364
Could you?
1155
01:06:36,867 --> 01:06:38,288
Would you like
some refreshments?
1156
01:06:38,337 --> 01:06:40,673
- No, I'm fine, thank you.
- Enjoy the show.
1157
01:06:58,627 --> 01:07:00,881
♪ Well now see ♪
1158
01:07:01,253 --> 01:07:03,523
♪ C. C. Rider ♪
1159
01:07:03,657 --> 01:07:06,078
♪ I said see, see ♪
1160
01:07:06,143 --> 01:07:08,325
♪ What you have done now ♪
1161
01:07:08,690 --> 01:07:11,872
♪ You made me love you ♪
1162
01:07:11,975 --> 01:07:15,198
♪ Na na na, now,
your man has come ♪
1163
01:07:16,132 --> 01:07:17,362
♪ Alright ♪
1164
01:07:17,482 --> 01:07:19,260
Can I ask you a
personal question?
1165
01:07:19,458 --> 01:07:20,514
I wish you would.
1166
01:07:20,557 --> 01:07:22,192
How did a nice boy like you
1167
01:07:22,239 --> 01:07:24,406
get involved with a
group like The Heads?
1168
01:07:24,512 --> 01:07:25,996
I turned to them
after I was rejected
1169
01:07:26,028 --> 01:07:28,043
by the Daughters of the
American Revolution.
1170
01:07:29,998 --> 01:07:31,775
♪ I can't turn you loose ♪
1171
01:07:31,977 --> 01:07:35,666
♪ If I do, I'm gonna lose my
mind, ba-baby ♪
1172
01:07:35,745 --> 01:07:37,793
♪ Do it baby, why don't ya? ♪
1173
01:07:37,849 --> 01:07:39,915
♪ Why don't you gimme
everything I want ♪
1174
01:07:39,987 --> 01:07:41,796
♪ And it's for me alone ♪
1175
01:07:51,188 --> 01:07:53,196
Very pleasant hotel here.
1176
01:07:54,260 --> 01:07:55,783
- Mr. Helm.
- Yes?
1177
01:07:55,839 --> 01:07:56,871
Oh!
1178
01:08:00,808 --> 01:08:02,197
I'm Freya.
1179
01:08:02,516 --> 01:08:04,833
Welcome to Denmark, Mr. Helm.
1180
01:08:05,558 --> 01:08:08,058
These are for you.
Street maps, places of interest.
1181
01:08:08,928 --> 01:08:10,182
This is for you, too.
1182
01:08:11,543 --> 01:08:13,813
- Oh, what year was that?
- 1949.
1183
01:08:13,886 --> 01:08:15,346
Oh, it's a very good year.
1184
01:08:15,401 --> 01:08:17,346
I'm here to help you
in any way I can.
1185
01:08:17,405 --> 01:08:18,840
Well, that's very nice of you.
1186
01:08:18,865 --> 01:08:20,341
Is there anything you'd
like for me to do?
1187
01:08:20,389 --> 01:08:21,992
Yes, ma'am,
a couple of things.
1188
01:08:22,095 --> 01:08:23,024
Yes, sir?
1189
01:08:23,095 --> 01:08:25,794
Would you mind gettin'
off my camera case, please?
1190
01:08:26,462 --> 01:08:28,415
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Oh, that's fine.
1191
01:08:28,954 --> 01:08:30,113
That's okay.
1192
01:08:30,208 --> 01:08:31,652
I'm sorry about...
1193
01:08:32,676 --> 01:08:34,208
Welcome to Denmark.
1194
01:08:43,198 --> 01:08:45,882
Some kind of hotel
you got here.
1195
01:08:48,188 --> 01:08:50,077
Half a bottle's
better than none.
1196
01:09:38,196 --> 01:09:40,059
That's far enough, jughead.
1197
01:09:40,990 --> 01:09:42,946
Name's not jughead.
1198
01:09:43,941 --> 01:09:45,838
What you doin' 'round here, boy?
1199
01:09:46,112 --> 01:09:47,324
I'm thirsty.
1200
01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:48,983
That's a saloon, ain't it?
1201
01:09:49,215 --> 01:09:50,501
Oh, yeah.
1202
01:09:50,544 --> 01:09:51,982
That's a saloon.
1203
01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:53,740
Only you can't come in.
1204
01:09:53,765 --> 01:09:55,193
Mr. Gilbert.
1205
01:09:56,805 --> 01:10:00,135
Don't let me stop you
from earnin' your money.
1206
01:10:02,319 --> 01:10:05,480
I know how bored and restless
you get when you run out of...
1207
01:10:05,536 --> 01:10:06,884
tamales.
1208
01:10:08,399 --> 01:10:10,747
But Mr. Gilbert, if I was you...
1209
01:10:12,037 --> 01:10:14,315
you'd find out that
jughead's name.
1210
01:10:15,891 --> 01:10:18,494
Allow me to introduce
the two of ya.
1211
01:10:20,370 --> 01:10:22,592
This here is Bob Gilbert.
1212
01:10:23,791 --> 01:10:25,283
The businessman?
1213
01:10:25,488 --> 01:10:26,734
That's right.
1214
01:10:27,131 --> 01:10:29,083
Business Bob Gilbert.
1215
01:10:29,954 --> 01:10:31,557
Who might he be, Caleb?
1216
01:10:31,787 --> 01:10:34,311
Oh, that's a fella
by the name of Madrid.
1217
01:10:35,562 --> 01:10:36,943
Johnny Madrid.
1218
01:10:38,025 --> 01:10:40,319
Who's Johnny Madrid?
1219
01:10:46,177 --> 01:10:48,074
He ain't from 'round here.
1220
01:10:48,232 --> 01:10:49,701
No, really.
1221
01:10:50,256 --> 01:10:51,629
Who is he, Caleb?
1222
01:10:56,086 --> 01:10:57,681
Well, you're about to find out.
1223
01:10:59,552 --> 01:11:00,949
Businessman.
1224
01:11:18,255 --> 01:11:20,142
Ready when you are,
1225
01:11:20,230 --> 01:11:21,437
Gilbert.
1226
01:11:37,500 --> 01:11:38,810
Again, mas?
1227
01:12:03,339 --> 01:12:04,974
Johnny Madrid.
1228
01:12:10,726 --> 01:12:12,075
How long's it been?
1229
01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:14,583
Since that time in Juarez, 'bout...
1230
01:12:14,758 --> 01:12:16,123
three years ago.
1231
01:12:16,474 --> 01:12:18,363
Come on in, have a drink.
1232
01:12:19,294 --> 01:12:21,913
Hell, in that case...
1233
01:12:23,683 --> 01:12:25,159
buy you a drink, Caleb?
1234
01:12:26,328 --> 01:12:27,764
Sure, Johnny.
1235
01:12:28,860 --> 01:12:31,019
How 'bout some mezcal?
1236
01:12:31,324 --> 01:12:33,459
Like that time in Juarez.
1237
01:12:35,011 --> 01:12:36,757
A lot of people died that day.
1238
01:12:37,781 --> 01:12:39,083
Yes, they did.
1239
01:12:40,461 --> 01:12:42,176
But we had a good time.
1240
01:12:42,953 --> 01:12:44,016
Didn't we?
1241
01:12:44,041 --> 01:12:45,144
Yeah.
1242
01:12:45,223 --> 01:12:46,374
We did.
1243
01:12:47,289 --> 01:12:49,154
After you, DeCoteau.
1244
01:12:50,165 --> 01:12:51,507
Pepe!
1245
01:12:51,721 --> 01:12:54,744
Get your behind behind that
bar, I have a guest.
1246
01:13:03,287 --> 01:13:04,501
Dos mezcal.
1247
01:13:08,221 --> 01:13:09,308
You have food?
1248
01:13:09,771 --> 01:13:11,303
Beans and tortillas.
1249
01:13:11,366 --> 01:13:12,620
How's some beans?
1250
01:13:14,188 --> 01:13:15,370
I've had worse.
1251
01:13:15,698 --> 01:13:17,753
Give us a plate of beans.
1252
01:13:18,118 --> 01:13:19,357
One dollar.
1253
01:13:22,809 --> 01:13:25,531
To my wife
and all my sweethearts...
1254
01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:28,476
may they never meet.
1255
01:13:35,660 --> 01:13:37,231
Señor Madrid.
1256
01:13:37,630 --> 01:13:39,073
Would you care to
join me at my table
1257
01:13:39,098 --> 01:13:40,610
where I entertain my guests?
1258
01:13:40,635 --> 01:13:42,802
I'd be delighted,
Monsieur DeCoteau.
1259
01:13:44,930 --> 01:13:46,462
Take the bottle wit' ya.
1260
01:13:48,641 --> 01:13:50,014
So Johnny.
1261
01:13:52,711 --> 01:13:54,577
What brings you
to Royal Del Hole?
1262
01:13:54,608 --> 01:13:56,496
Oh, you know me, Caleb.
1263
01:13:57,306 --> 01:13:58,393
The money.
1264
01:14:00,202 --> 01:14:01,845
And who's paying around here?
1265
01:14:02,364 --> 01:14:03,554
I hope you.
1266
01:14:06,046 --> 01:14:07,886
And what have you
heard about me?
1267
01:14:08,556 --> 01:14:10,342
I heard about
the Lancer Ranch,
1268
01:14:10,523 --> 01:14:12,356
all the cattle
you've appropriated.
1269
01:14:12,715 --> 01:14:14,827
A lotta land, lotta
cows, a lotta money,
1270
01:14:14,852 --> 01:14:15,993
no law to speak of,
1271
01:14:16,018 --> 01:14:17,464
and nothin' but an
old man and some
1272
01:14:17,489 --> 01:14:19,758
Mexican ranch hands
to shoo ya off.
1273
01:14:22,806 --> 01:14:23,767
Hey...
1274
01:14:23,944 --> 01:14:27,070
where's that chili pepper
daughter of yours' fiddle?
1275
01:14:27,817 --> 01:14:28,992
She's asleep.
1276
01:14:29,321 --> 01:14:31,082
Wake her the heck up,
get her down here
1277
01:14:31,131 --> 01:14:34,726
with her fiddle and her bow
and entertain my guest.
1278
01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:36,526
Si, señor.
1279
01:14:37,965 --> 01:14:40,425
But please,
don't hurt her this time.
1280
01:14:41,889 --> 01:14:43,532
I ain't gonna hurt her.
1281
01:14:44,215 --> 01:14:46,620
I just want her to play the fiddle.
1282
01:14:50,651 --> 01:14:51,603
Line?
1283
01:14:51,628 --> 01:14:53,674
Go... go fetch her and tell her what?
1284
01:14:53,699 --> 01:14:55,786
Go fetch her and tell
her I'll give her
1285
01:14:55,811 --> 01:14:57,398
a fat five-dollar gold piece...
1286
01:14:57,423 --> 01:14:59,074
Right, right, go fetch her
and tell her I'll give her a fat
1287
01:14:59,099 --> 01:15:01,074
fat five-
fat five-dollar gold piece
1288
01:15:01,099 --> 01:15:03,255
if she played her little chili
pepper heart out, right?
1289
01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:04,239
- Right.
- Yeah.
1290
01:15:10,740 --> 01:15:12,216
I ain't gonna hurt her.
1291
01:15:12,700 --> 01:15:14,867
I just want her
to play the fiddle.
1292
01:15:15,059 --> 01:15:16,281
Now, go fetch her and tell her
1293
01:15:16,338 --> 01:15:18,424
I'll give her a fat
five-dollar gold piece
1294
01:15:18,449 --> 01:15:20,808
if she played her little
chili pepper heart out.
1295
01:15:21,525 --> 01:15:22,589
Go on!
1296
01:15:27,613 --> 01:15:29,383
So, Johnny.
1297
01:15:30,358 --> 01:15:33,025
What else you heard, hmm?
1298
01:15:33,735 --> 01:15:35,926
I heard you're pushing
Lancer pretty hard
1299
01:15:36,227 --> 01:15:39,446
but Lancer's got money.
1300
01:15:40,303 --> 01:15:41,906
At some point,
1301
01:15:42,322 --> 01:15:44,473
he's gonna hire some guns
1302
01:15:44,764 --> 01:15:46,835
and push back.
1303
01:15:53,970 --> 01:15:55,422
Line? Line, line, line...
1304
01:15:55,481 --> 01:15:56,695
Maybe he already has.
1305
01:15:59,878 --> 01:16:00,926
Maybe...
1306
01:16:01,053 --> 01:16:03,355
Goddammit!
I fucked this whole thing up!
1307
01:16:03,416 --> 01:16:05,424
Damn, I fucked
this whole thing up.
1308
01:16:05,497 --> 01:16:06,614
Just go back, please.
1309
01:16:06,639 --> 01:16:07,954
Could we just cut?
Could we just cut?
1310
01:16:08,026 --> 01:16:10,994
- No, really, just say the fucking line!
- No, Sam, please.
1311
01:16:11,039 --> 01:16:13,449
"Maybe he already has"
"Maybe he already has"
1312
01:16:13,474 --> 01:16:15,966
Argh! Goddammit!
Alright! Alright! Alright!
1313
01:16:16,129 --> 01:16:17,486
Whoo!
1314
01:16:17,661 --> 01:16:19,795
Goddamn outlaw, Rick.
Come on now.
1315
01:16:20,350 --> 01:16:21,381
Hoo!
1316
01:16:21,691 --> 01:16:23,643
I got it. I got it.
1317
01:16:24,393 --> 01:16:25,686
Go back a bit, would you?
1318
01:16:25,789 --> 01:16:27,695
No, he's right. Back to one.
1319
01:16:29,095 --> 01:16:31,809
- Use all that anger, use it.
- Oh, I'ma use it.
1320
01:16:31,893 --> 01:16:34,117
- You show me tough.
- Mm-hmm.
1321
01:16:36,614 --> 01:16:39,534
And... action.
1322
01:16:42,659 --> 01:16:44,718
I heard you're pushing
Lancer pretty hard.
1323
01:16:45,467 --> 01:16:47,921
But Lancer's got money.
1324
01:16:48,756 --> 01:16:50,058
At some point,
1325
01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:53,101
he's gonna hire some guns...
1326
01:16:54,156 --> 01:16:55,528
and push back.
1327
01:16:58,772 --> 01:17:00,859
Maybe he already has.
1328
01:17:02,653 --> 01:17:03,684
Maybe.
1329
01:17:07,002 --> 01:17:08,463
Maybe I don't like Lancer.
1330
01:17:09,872 --> 01:17:11,849
Maybe I don't like his boots.
1331
01:17:13,438 --> 01:17:16,325
Maybe I don't like the
way he uses those boots
1332
01:17:16,350 --> 01:17:17,922
to step on people.
1333
01:17:21,850 --> 01:17:23,745
What the fuck was that?!
1334
01:17:23,770 --> 01:17:25,703
Jesus Christ!
1335
01:17:26,076 --> 01:17:27,092
Fuck!
1336
01:17:27,894 --> 01:17:28,870
Shit.
1337
01:17:30,118 --> 01:17:31,769
Damn it, Rick, you screwed up
1338
01:17:32,380 --> 01:17:33,588
the fucking lines!
1339
01:17:33,613 --> 01:17:36,612
Embarrass yourself like that in
front of all those goddamn people!
1340
01:17:36,735 --> 01:17:38,306
You're drinkin' all night.
1341
01:17:38,371 --> 01:17:40,786
Fuckin' drinkin' again,
eight goddamn
1342
01:17:40,857 --> 01:17:42,563
fuckin' whiskey sours.
1343
01:17:43,810 --> 01:17:46,246
Fuckin' bullshit.
1344
01:17:47,672 --> 01:17:50,188
You're a fuckin' miserable drunk.
1345
01:17:50,228 --> 01:17:52,720
Fuckin' remember your fuckin' lines.
1346
01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:54,189
I practiced 'em!
1347
01:17:54,214 --> 01:17:56,253
And now I don't look like
I goddamn practiced 'em!
1348
01:17:56,297 --> 01:17:58,153
You're sittin' there
like a fuckin' baboon...
1349
01:17:58,178 --> 01:17:58,943
Blah-blah-blah...
1350
01:17:58,991 --> 01:17:59,887
Duh-duh-duh...
1351
01:17:59,929 --> 01:18:01,377
Duh-duh-duh-duh. Fuck!
1352
01:18:01,410 --> 01:18:02,370
Eight fuckin' whiskey sours.
1353
01:18:02,435 --> 01:18:05,253
I couldn't stop at fuckin'
three or four, I have eight?!
1354
01:18:05,308 --> 01:18:06,339
Why?
1355
01:18:06,388 --> 01:18:09,134
You're a fuckin' alcoholic,
I drink too much!
1356
01:18:09,234 --> 01:18:11,782
Every fuckin' night!
Every fuckin' night!
1357
01:18:11,829 --> 01:18:13,917
That's it, that's fuckin' it!
1358
01:18:14,002 --> 01:18:15,334
That's fuckin' it.
1359
01:18:15,358 --> 01:18:17,367
You stop drinkin' right now, alright?
1360
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:19,892
Make a promise to yourself
you'll stop fuckin' drinkin'.
1361
01:18:25,374 --> 01:18:26,564
Dammit!
1362
01:18:27,472 --> 01:18:29,373
You gonna show
that fucking crew.
1363
01:18:29,398 --> 01:18:31,533
You gonna show that
goddamn Jim Stacy.
1364
01:18:31,572 --> 01:18:33,817
You gonna show all them
on that goddamn fuckin' set
1365
01:18:33,889 --> 01:18:36,198
who the fuck Rick Dalton is, alright?
1366
01:18:36,239 --> 01:18:38,085
Lemme tell you somethin'...
1367
01:18:38,142 --> 01:18:40,427
you don't get these lines right...
1368
01:18:40,866 --> 01:18:43,628
I'ma blow your fuckin'
brains out tonight.
1369
01:18:43,922 --> 01:18:44,945
Alright?
1370
01:18:45,025 --> 01:18:48,644
Your brains are gonna be splattered
all over your goddamn pool.
1371
01:18:48,669 --> 01:18:50,324
I mean it, motherfucker.
1372
01:18:50,570 --> 01:18:52,197
Get your shit together.
1373
01:19:57,773 --> 01:19:59,304
- Better?
- That's great!
1374
01:20:05,144 --> 01:20:07,872
Ladies and gentlemen...
the beat goes on.
1375
01:20:07,930 --> 01:20:10,573
♪ KHJ Los Angeles ♪
1376
01:20:10,625 --> 01:20:14,011
3:31 in Los Angeles.
This is The Real Don Steele.
1377
01:20:14,083 --> 01:20:16,170
♪ I know that it's ten ♪
1378
01:20:16,245 --> 01:20:17,658
♪ And you're stayin' in ♪
1379
01:20:18,462 --> 01:20:21,319
♪ La la la la la la la la la ♪
1380
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:24,248
♪ And you're stayin' home ♪
1381
01:20:24,386 --> 01:20:26,482
♪ And I'm all alone ♪
1382
01:20:26,796 --> 01:20:29,979
♪ La la la la la la la la la ♪
1383
01:20:34,023 --> 01:20:36,743
♪ Won't you won't you
Won't you bring a little water ♪
1384
01:20:37,062 --> 01:20:38,824
♪ Bring a little wine ♪
1385
01:20:39,129 --> 01:20:40,867
♪ Bring a little lovin' ♪
1386
01:20:41,177 --> 01:20:42,790
♪ I feel fine ♪
1387
01:20:43,285 --> 01:20:45,221
♪ Know that you want to ♪
1388
01:20:45,499 --> 01:20:47,237
♪ I know that you do ♪
1389
01:20:47,559 --> 01:20:50,829
♪ Come in here and love with me ♪
1390
01:20:59,549 --> 01:21:02,470
♪ Hot August night ♪
1391
01:21:02,628 --> 01:21:04,556
♪ And the leaves hanging down ♪
1392
01:21:04,617 --> 01:21:06,069
♪ And the grass on the ground ♪
1393
01:21:06,149 --> 01:21:07,873
♪ Smelling sweet ♪
1394
01:21:13,984 --> 01:21:17,024
♪ Move up the road ♪
1395
01:21:17,124 --> 01:21:18,886
♪ To the outside of town ♪
1396
01:21:18,941 --> 01:21:22,036
♪ And the sound of
that good gospel beat ♪
1397
01:21:25,592 --> 01:21:28,060
Hey!
♪ Sits a ragged tent ♪
1398
01:21:28,173 --> 01:21:29,252
Hi!
1399
01:21:29,301 --> 01:21:31,841
♪ Where there ain't no trees ♪
1400
01:21:32,980 --> 01:21:34,550
♪ And that gospel group ♪
1401
01:21:34,575 --> 01:21:35,727
Whoo!
1402
01:21:36,226 --> 01:21:38,171
♪ Tellin' you and me ♪
1403
01:21:38,196 --> 01:21:40,085
♪ It's Love, Brother Love, say ♪
1404
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:43,701
♪ Brother Love's
Travelling Salvation Show ♪
1405
01:21:43,804 --> 01:21:46,035
Fuck you, you fucking pig!
1406
01:21:46,210 --> 01:21:47,525
♪ Pack up the babies ♪
1407
01:21:47,598 --> 01:21:49,088
♪ And grab the old ladies ♪
1408
01:21:49,122 --> 01:21:50,795
♪ And everyone goes ♪
1409
01:21:50,899 --> 01:21:52,629
♪ 'Cause everyone knows ♪
1410
01:21:52,770 --> 01:21:55,270
♪ Brother Love's show ♪
1411
01:22:03,775 --> 01:22:05,163
Hello, hotstuff.
1412
01:22:05,524 --> 01:22:07,024
Looks like third time's the charm.
1413
01:22:07,149 --> 01:22:08,220
Mmm.
1414
01:22:08,313 --> 01:22:09,860
How were those pickles?
1415
01:22:12,701 --> 01:22:14,003
Real good.
1416
01:22:14,483 --> 01:22:15,843
They were the fancy kind.
1417
01:22:15,868 --> 01:22:16,890
Mmm.
1418
01:22:19,007 --> 01:22:20,100
Gimme a lift?
1419
01:22:20,319 --> 01:22:21,640
Where you goin'?
1420
01:22:23,061 --> 01:22:24,434
I'm going to Chatsworth.
1421
01:22:25,259 --> 01:22:26,401
Chatsworth?
1422
01:22:27,484 --> 01:22:30,184
You hitch up and down
Burbank Boulevard all day
1423
01:22:30,271 --> 01:22:32,462
till someone says they'll
dive you to Chatsworth?
1424
01:22:33,215 --> 01:22:34,838
Tourists love to drive me.
1425
01:22:34,894 --> 01:22:36,791
I'm their favorite part of their
L.A. vacation, you know.
1426
01:22:36,823 --> 01:22:38,504
They'll be telling stories about
1427
01:22:38,529 --> 01:22:40,426
a Hollywood hippie girl
1428
01:22:40,474 --> 01:22:42,617
that took them for a ride
at the Movie Ranch
1429
01:22:42,664 --> 01:22:44,021
for the rest of their lives.
1430
01:22:44,334 --> 01:22:45,987
Wait, Spahn Movie Ranch?
1431
01:22:46,779 --> 01:22:47,875
Yeah.
1432
01:22:47,935 --> 01:22:49,864
That's where you're going,
Spahn Movie Ranch?
1433
01:22:49,959 --> 01:22:50,998
Uh-huh.
1434
01:22:51,023 --> 01:22:52,412
W-Why you goin' there?
1435
01:22:52,876 --> 01:22:54,241
I live there.
1436
01:22:54,447 --> 01:22:55,662
Alone?
1437
01:22:55,734 --> 01:22:56,830
No.
1438
01:22:57,115 --> 01:22:58,584
Me and my friends.
1439
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:02,556
So, you and a bunch
of friends like you
1440
01:23:02,620 --> 01:23:04,620
all live at Spahn Movie Ranch?
1441
01:23:05,744 --> 01:23:06,855
Yeah.
1442
01:23:09,010 --> 01:23:11,042
Well, hop in, I'll take you there.
1443
01:23:11,970 --> 01:23:13,112
Great!
1444
01:23:14,746 --> 01:23:16,096
♪ And when your
heart is troubled ♪
1445
01:23:16,151 --> 01:23:17,810
♪ You gotta reach
out your other hand ♪
1446
01:23:18,451 --> 01:23:20,451
♪ Reach it out to
the man up there ♪
1447
01:23:20,826 --> 01:23:22,304
♪ 'Cause that's what
he's there for ♪
1448
01:23:22,329 --> 01:23:24,218
You wanna go down here and
get on the Hollywood Freeway.
1449
01:23:24,307 --> 01:23:25,482
I know where it is.
1450
01:23:27,975 --> 01:23:29,912
Are you some
old cowboy guy that
1451
01:23:29,948 --> 01:23:31,067
used to make movies there?
1452
01:23:31,111 --> 01:23:32,182
Whoa!
1453
01:23:32,984 --> 01:23:34,063
What?
1454
01:23:35,077 --> 01:23:37,783
Surprised how accurate that
description of me really is.
1455
01:23:37,830 --> 01:23:41,311
Some old cowboy guy who used
to shoot movies at Spahn Ranch.
1456
01:23:42,043 --> 01:23:43,376
You used to...
1457
01:23:43,718 --> 01:23:46,773
make Westerns at the ranch
back in the old-timey days?
1458
01:23:49,212 --> 01:23:51,950
Well, if by the old-timey days
1459
01:23:51,975 --> 01:23:54,046
you mean television
eight years ago...
1460
01:23:54,097 --> 01:23:55,279
yeah.
1461
01:23:55,390 --> 01:23:56,811
You an actor?
1462
01:23:56,889 --> 01:23:58,516
No, I'm a stuntman.
1463
01:23:59,674 --> 01:24:00,975
Stuntman.
1464
01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:03,840
That's way better.
1465
01:24:04,708 --> 01:24:06,399
Why is that way better?
1466
01:24:07,287 --> 01:24:08,631
Actors are phony.
1467
01:24:08,656 --> 01:24:09,621
Oh.
1468
01:24:09,646 --> 01:24:11,266
They just say lines
that other people write
1469
01:24:11,320 --> 01:24:14,195
and pretend to murder
people on their...
1470
01:24:14,269 --> 01:24:15,642
stupid TV shows.
1471
01:24:15,689 --> 01:24:17,832
Meanwhile, real people
are being murdered every day
1472
01:24:17,857 --> 01:24:19,071
in Vietnam.
1473
01:24:24,445 --> 01:24:27,866
♪ Hey, little girl in the
high school sweater ♪
1474
01:24:29,060 --> 01:24:31,497
♪ Gee, but I'd like
to know you better ♪
1475
01:24:33,027 --> 01:24:35,670
♪ Just a-swingin' your
books and chewin' gum ♪
1476
01:24:35,817 --> 01:24:38,111
♪ Lookin' just like a juicy plum ♪
1477
01:24:38,195 --> 01:24:41,004
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, little girl ♪
1478
01:24:41,595 --> 01:24:43,421
Want me to suck your
cock while driving?
1479
01:24:45,193 --> 01:24:48,130
♪ Hey, little girl in the
black silk stockings ♪
1480
01:24:49,625 --> 01:24:51,831
♪ Gee, but you got
my heart rockin' ♪
1481
01:24:51,891 --> 01:24:53,145
How old are you?
1482
01:24:54,195 --> 01:24:55,322
What?
1483
01:24:55,647 --> 01:24:57,044
How old are you?
1484
01:24:59,329 --> 01:25:00,528
Wow, man.
1485
01:25:01,832 --> 01:25:04,594
First time anybody asked that
in a long time.
1486
01:25:05,653 --> 01:25:07,002
What's the answer?
1487
01:25:09,173 --> 01:25:10,197
Okay.
1488
01:25:10,569 --> 01:25:12,371
You wanna play kiddie games?
1489
01:25:13,890 --> 01:25:15,103
18.
1490
01:25:15,354 --> 01:25:16,482
Feel better?
1491
01:25:16,634 --> 01:25:18,666
Got some ID, you know,
1492
01:25:18,691 --> 01:25:20,651
like a driver's
license or somethin'?
1493
01:25:20,702 --> 01:25:22,083
Are you joking?
1494
01:25:22,266 --> 01:25:23,329
No, I'm not.
1495
01:25:23,473 --> 01:25:26,970
I need to see somethin' official
to verify that you're 18
1496
01:25:27,157 --> 01:25:28,355
which you don't have
1497
01:25:28,399 --> 01:25:29,859
because you're not.
1498
01:25:33,217 --> 01:25:35,193
Talk about a bring down
bummer, dude.
1499
01:25:35,931 --> 01:25:37,026
That's you.
1500
01:25:37,051 --> 01:25:38,090
Yeah.
1501
01:25:42,764 --> 01:25:44,137
Obviously,
1502
01:25:44,319 --> 01:25:46,042
I'm not too young to fuck you.
1503
01:25:47,214 --> 01:25:49,468
But obviously,
you are too old to fuck me.
1504
01:25:50,408 --> 01:25:53,447
What I'm too old to do
is go to jail for poontang.
1505
01:25:55,937 --> 01:25:57,588
Prison's tryin' to
get me all my life,
1506
01:25:57,613 --> 01:25:58,938
ain't got me yet.
1507
01:25:59,001 --> 01:26:00,533
The day it does...
1508
01:26:00,565 --> 01:26:02,208
it won't be because of you.
1509
01:26:03,139 --> 01:26:04,370
No offense.
1510
01:26:08,049 --> 01:26:09,267
You all right, honey?
1511
01:26:09,359 --> 01:26:11,311
She's just fine,
ain't you, shorty?
1512
01:26:11,549 --> 01:26:13,176
I'm fine, Scott.
1513
01:26:13,559 --> 01:26:14,693
He hasn't touched you.
1514
01:26:14,718 --> 01:26:16,194
Camera's ready, Mr. Dalton.
1515
01:26:18,746 --> 01:26:20,008
Be right out.
1516
01:26:21,311 --> 01:26:22,534
The war.
1517
01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:26,359
I rode with the British cavalry...
1518
01:27:36,185 --> 01:27:38,098
Lancer's boys are here!
1519
01:27:39,205 --> 01:27:40,817
The old man here?
1520
01:27:41,253 --> 01:27:42,348
Nada.
1521
01:27:43,007 --> 01:27:44,070
But the son is.
1522
01:27:46,315 --> 01:27:47,442
Ah.
1523
01:27:48,482 --> 01:27:50,085
The one from Boston.
1524
01:27:51,391 --> 01:27:52,463
Don't know.
1525
01:27:52,923 --> 01:27:54,225
You from Boston?
1526
01:27:54,344 --> 01:27:55,328
Yes.
1527
01:27:55,632 --> 01:27:57,354
It's the Boston one!
1528
01:27:58,941 --> 01:28:00,877
Keep the others outside.
1529
01:28:01,935 --> 01:28:03,268
The brother come in.
1530
01:28:04,771 --> 01:28:06,430
You heard him, Boston.
1531
01:28:15,291 --> 01:28:17,378
Come on in, Boston.
1532
01:28:18,921 --> 01:28:19,913
See, honey?
1533
01:28:20,134 --> 01:28:22,389
I told you they'd
come to parlay.
1534
01:28:23,956 --> 01:28:25,162
You all right, honey?
1535
01:28:25,242 --> 01:28:27,725
Ah, she's just fine.
1536
01:28:28,554 --> 01:28:29,872
Ain't you, shorty?
1537
01:28:31,449 --> 01:28:32,766
I'm fine, Scott.
1538
01:28:33,377 --> 01:28:34,806
They haven't hurt you?
1539
01:28:35,417 --> 01:28:36,988
Not yet, I ain't.
1540
01:28:37,681 --> 01:28:39,531
But that can all change...
1541
01:28:40,459 --> 01:28:41,602
like that.
1542
01:28:45,237 --> 01:28:46,292
Say...
1543
01:28:46,760 --> 01:28:48,348
where'd you get that limp?
1544
01:28:49,951 --> 01:28:51,253
From the war.
1545
01:28:52,787 --> 01:28:53,771
Which side?
1546
01:28:54,700 --> 01:28:57,549
I rode with the British cavalry
in India.
1547
01:28:59,333 --> 01:29:01,285
What'd they call that outfit?
1548
01:29:01,994 --> 01:29:03,502
Bengal Lancers.
1549
01:29:07,365 --> 01:29:09,841
Now, now, now, now, that is funny.
That is funny.
1550
01:29:09,905 --> 01:29:11,706
That's not so funny.
1551
01:29:11,925 --> 01:29:13,234
Don't you get it?
1552
01:29:13,346 --> 01:29:16,395
Bengal... Lancer. Hmm?
1553
01:29:16,667 --> 01:29:17,905
Oh, yeah.
1554
01:29:20,092 --> 01:29:22,179
- That is kind of funny.
- It is.
1555
01:29:23,246 --> 01:29:26,238
You do know kidnapping
is a hanging offense.
1556
01:29:26,637 --> 01:29:29,000
So is blowin' the
heads off little girls.
1557
01:29:31,118 --> 01:29:33,245
They can only hang me once.
1558
01:29:33,309 --> 01:29:34,309
Right?
1559
01:29:34,978 --> 01:29:36,267
So...
1560
01:29:37,650 --> 01:29:41,214
You come down here for a...
for a Boston social?
1561
01:29:41,457 --> 01:29:43,266
Or we gonna talk price?
1562
01:29:43,450 --> 01:29:44,609
How much?
1563
01:29:45,024 --> 01:29:46,246
I'd say...
1564
01:29:46,302 --> 01:29:48,397
50 thousand dollars'd buy me
1565
01:29:48,422 --> 01:29:51,635
a whole lotta chicken
mole in Mexico.
1566
01:29:52,157 --> 01:29:53,181
It's a lot of money.
1567
01:29:53,236 --> 01:29:55,307
Well, she's a lotta little girl.
1568
01:29:56,056 --> 01:29:57,390
Or don't you agree?
1569
01:29:58,366 --> 01:29:59,612
I agree.
1570
01:30:01,179 --> 01:30:02,671
So, what's next?
1571
01:30:03,143 --> 01:30:05,477
Well, I'll send one of
my boys out to your ranch
1572
01:30:05,502 --> 01:30:08,580
to fill you in on all the
details, but, uh...
1573
01:30:09,579 --> 01:30:13,769
the one detail I'm gonna fill
you in on right now is this...
1574
01:30:14,647 --> 01:30:17,774
I don't want no
beaner bronco buster
1575
01:30:17,838 --> 01:30:19,258
handin' me that $50,000,
1576
01:30:19,325 --> 01:30:22,682
I want the old man himself...
1577
01:30:22,837 --> 01:30:24,392
Murdoch Lancer
1578
01:30:24,625 --> 01:30:27,704
puts $50,000 in my lap!
1579
01:30:28,520 --> 01:30:31,361
Or I'll heave this little
pitcher down the well!
1580
01:30:31,864 --> 01:30:34,396
You got that, Boston?!
1581
01:30:34,761 --> 01:30:35,825
Ha?!
1582
01:30:36,356 --> 01:30:37,388
Yeah.
1583
01:30:38,464 --> 01:30:40,710
Alright, messenger boy...
1584
01:30:41,638 --> 01:30:43,106
deliver my message.
1585
01:30:50,010 --> 01:30:53,216
Give me evil, sexy Hamlet...
1586
01:30:53,617 --> 01:30:55,196
Settle into it...
1587
01:30:55,537 --> 01:30:57,037
Enjoy it...
1588
01:30:57,617 --> 01:30:59,029
And cut!
1589
01:31:01,389 --> 01:31:02,651
Oh, boy.
1590
01:31:02,845 --> 01:31:05,400
I didn't hurt you there,
Mirabella, with that throw, did I?
1591
01:31:05,458 --> 01:31:08,323
No, no, no, I'm good.
I've got pads on.
1592
01:31:08,366 --> 01:31:11,342
I always throw myself on the
floor, just for fun,
1593
01:31:11,367 --> 01:31:12,938
even when I'm not getting paid.
1594
01:31:13,866 --> 01:31:15,064
Next plate.
1595
01:31:15,159 --> 01:31:18,945
Rick, Rick, Rick! Put her there!
1596
01:31:18,970 --> 01:31:20,234
- Oh.
- That was it!
1597
01:31:20,333 --> 01:31:22,936
That was absolutely fantastic.
I loved it!
1598
01:31:23,161 --> 01:31:24,598
Hey, and your idea about
1599
01:31:24,638 --> 01:31:26,160
throwing the little
girl on the ground,
1600
01:31:26,185 --> 01:31:27,566
that just worked like a charm.
1601
01:31:28,064 --> 01:31:30,295
- You said Shakespeare.
- Oh, that's right!
1602
01:31:30,630 --> 01:31:33,070
And that's what I
mean by 'scare me'.
1603
01:31:33,095 --> 01:31:33,800
Yeah.
1604
01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:35,553
Evil Hamlet scares people!
1605
01:31:35,578 --> 01:31:36,297
All right.
1606
01:31:36,322 --> 01:31:38,046
Oh, and by the way...
1607
01:31:38,129 --> 01:31:40,264
"beaner bronco buster"?
1608
01:31:40,293 --> 01:31:41,800
Where the hell did
that come from?
1609
01:31:41,825 --> 01:31:43,039
Improv.
1610
01:31:43,064 --> 01:31:44,271
It's wonderful.
1611
01:31:44,805 --> 01:31:47,289
It's a triple alliterative improv.
1612
01:31:47,390 --> 01:31:49,374
Don't get those too often.
1613
01:31:49,437 --> 01:31:51,136
- Okay! We're all good!
- All right.
1614
01:31:51,199 --> 01:31:52,667
- Don't need to go again?
- No, we're done.
1615
01:31:52,692 --> 01:31:53,929
That was fantastic!
1616
01:31:53,999 --> 01:31:56,531
Okay, we're moving on.
We're in the bordello.
1617
01:31:56,668 --> 01:31:57,644
Next set up.
1618
01:32:01,658 --> 01:32:05,436
That was the best acting
I've ever seen in my whole life.
1619
01:32:06,924 --> 01:32:08,178
Thank you.
1620
01:32:26,155 --> 01:32:28,124
Rick fucking Dalton.
1621
01:32:41,064 --> 01:32:42,135
That's a car.
1622
01:32:43,575 --> 01:32:45,107
That's a strange car.
1623
01:32:46,452 --> 01:32:48,285
Snake, go see who's outside.
1624
01:33:01,100 --> 01:33:02,282
So, who is it?
1625
01:33:02,746 --> 01:33:04,015
I ain't sure yet.
1626
01:33:04,859 --> 01:33:06,557
Bitchin' yellow Coupe de Ville.
1627
01:33:07,566 --> 01:33:08,947
Keep an eye on it.
1628
01:33:58,050 --> 01:33:59,121
Come on.
1629
01:34:16,036 --> 01:34:17,536
Where the hell is everybody?
1630
01:34:27,201 --> 01:34:28,534
Hey, where's Gypsy?
1631
01:34:28,971 --> 01:34:30,542
She's down by the chop shop.
1632
01:34:37,226 --> 01:34:39,179
- Hey!
- Hello!
1633
01:34:39,313 --> 01:34:42,250
Gypsy, I want you to
come meet my new friend.
1634
01:34:42,976 --> 01:34:44,673
Some old lookin' dude
on a Hawaiian shirt
1635
01:34:44,698 --> 01:34:46,849
who just gave
Pussycat a ride home.
1636
01:34:47,166 --> 01:34:48,452
He just give her a lift?
1637
01:34:48,839 --> 01:34:49,776
Nope.
1638
01:34:50,085 --> 01:34:52,331
She's bringing him down the
ranch to meet everybody.
1639
01:34:52,748 --> 01:34:54,042
Stay by the door,
1640
01:34:54,067 --> 01:34:55,605
tell me if he starts
comin' this way.
1641
01:34:57,411 --> 01:34:59,768
- Welcome to our community.
- Thanks for having me.
1642
01:34:59,907 --> 01:35:02,304
And thank you for giving our
precious Pussy a ride home.
1643
01:35:02,368 --> 01:35:03,574
Think nothin' of it.
1644
01:35:03,867 --> 01:35:05,097
We love Pussy.
1645
01:35:05,690 --> 01:35:06,888
Yes, we do.
1646
01:35:07,138 --> 01:35:09,082
Where is everybody?
Where's the children?
1647
01:35:09,162 --> 01:35:10,884
Everybody left for Santa Barbara.
1648
01:35:11,747 --> 01:35:12,755
Really?
1649
01:35:13,454 --> 01:35:15,057
Charlie's gone? Everybody left?
1650
01:35:15,424 --> 01:35:18,503
Well, not everybody everybody
but mostly everybody.
1651
01:35:21,439 --> 01:35:22,614
Dag.
1652
01:35:23,709 --> 01:35:25,645
I really wanted Cliff
to meet Charlie.
1653
01:35:26,714 --> 01:35:28,825
I think Charlie's
really gonna dig ya.
1654
01:35:28,952 --> 01:35:30,619
- Hey, Delilah.
- Well, maybe next time.
1655
01:35:31,327 --> 01:35:32,525
Yeah, you gotta come back.
1656
01:35:34,172 --> 01:35:36,490
- Yeah?
- Yeah, sure would.
1657
01:35:37,604 --> 01:35:40,263
How's it all comparing
to your glory days?
1658
01:35:40,712 --> 01:35:42,339
Well, things have changed.
1659
01:35:45,910 --> 01:35:47,831
Not a bad mount, Connie.
1660
01:35:47,991 --> 01:35:50,237
I used to ride horses
every day back in Tennessee.
1661
01:35:50,280 --> 01:35:52,311
- Is that right?
- Every day?
1662
01:35:52,431 --> 01:35:53,526
Well, every week.
1663
01:35:54,638 --> 01:35:55,551
All right.
1664
01:35:56,332 --> 01:35:57,634
She's a darlin'.
1665
01:36:01,925 --> 01:36:04,639
So... my name is Lulu.
1666
01:36:04,877 --> 01:36:06,163
This is Tex.
1667
01:36:06,541 --> 01:36:08,785
We're gonna be leading
you on a great trail ride
1668
01:36:08,810 --> 01:36:10,834
to the beautiful
Santa Susana canyon.
1669
01:36:11,690 --> 01:36:12,745
Now, uh...
1670
01:36:12,809 --> 01:36:14,966
Curt, I hear you're already
an experienced rider.
1671
01:36:14,991 --> 01:36:15,983
Yes.
1672
01:36:16,036 --> 01:36:18,241
- Yeah, and so are you, Connie?
- Yes, I am.
1673
01:36:18,266 --> 01:36:19,536
Tex, come here.
1674
01:36:19,651 --> 01:36:20,778
So, uh...
1675
01:36:20,849 --> 01:36:23,309
you're both experienced
riders, I guess, uh...
1676
01:36:23,334 --> 01:36:25,266
we'll just make this
ride about having fun!
1677
01:36:25,307 --> 01:36:26,718
Ready to have some fun?
1678
01:36:26,743 --> 01:36:29,418
So, uh, Pussycat brought
back some guy with her.
1679
01:36:29,558 --> 01:36:31,518
Gypsy wants you to go
give him a looksee.
1680
01:36:31,629 --> 01:36:33,113
Yeah, sure thing.
1681
01:36:52,109 --> 01:36:54,712
Oh, and here's someone
you actually have to meet.
1682
01:36:55,278 --> 01:36:57,810
One of our most favorite sons.
1683
01:36:57,874 --> 01:37:00,175
Tex, come over here
and say hi to Cliff.
1684
01:37:00,721 --> 01:37:02,625
- Howdy, Cliff.
- Tex.
1685
01:37:02,984 --> 01:37:04,507
What part of Texas you from?
1686
01:37:04,532 --> 01:37:06,230
Uh, place you never heard of.
1687
01:37:06,491 --> 01:37:07,689
Copeville.
1688
01:37:08,396 --> 01:37:09,682
Ever been to Houston?
1689
01:37:09,731 --> 01:37:10,842
'Course I have.
1690
01:37:10,969 --> 01:37:13,842
Yeah, spent two weeks once
on a Houston chain gang
1691
01:37:13,919 --> 01:37:15,483
in August, no less.
1692
01:37:15,592 --> 01:37:17,873
That don't sound
like a whole lotta fun.
1693
01:37:18,538 --> 01:37:20,364
It's the last cop's
jaw I ever broke
1694
01:37:20,389 --> 01:37:21,658
I can tell ya that.
1695
01:37:25,537 --> 01:37:26,537
Man.
1696
01:37:27,923 --> 01:37:29,423
Charlie's gonna dig you.
1697
01:37:30,382 --> 01:37:32,414
The Hawaiian guy
seems to be okay.
1698
01:37:32,725 --> 01:37:34,598
Everybody's talkin' all friendly.
1699
01:37:38,595 --> 01:37:40,794
Tex checked him out
and now he's riding away.
1700
01:37:41,673 --> 01:37:43,744
He comes this way, let me know.
1701
01:37:46,233 --> 01:37:49,114
Hey, does George Spahn
still own this ranch?
1702
01:37:49,328 --> 01:37:51,193
Yeah, George still owns it.
1703
01:37:51,665 --> 01:37:53,062
Does he still live here?
1704
01:37:53,228 --> 01:37:54,284
Yeah.
1705
01:37:54,393 --> 01:37:57,075
Does he still live...
right there?
1706
01:37:57,226 --> 01:37:58,234
Yeah.
1707
01:37:58,385 --> 01:37:59,718
Is he here now?
1708
01:38:00,254 --> 01:38:01,706
I guess so.
1709
01:38:03,322 --> 01:38:06,099
So, George gave you all
permission to be here.
1710
01:38:07,238 --> 01:38:08,349
'Course he did.
1711
01:38:08,445 --> 01:38:10,246
And you all take care of him.
1712
01:38:11,108 --> 01:38:12,648
Oh, we take care of George.
1713
01:38:13,409 --> 01:38:14,679
We love George.
1714
01:38:16,789 --> 01:38:18,440
Well, is there anything wrong
1715
01:38:18,519 --> 01:38:20,932
with me saying hello
to an old friend?
1716
01:38:20,992 --> 01:38:22,849
You can't see him right now.
1717
01:38:22,905 --> 01:38:24,913
Why can't I see him right now?
1718
01:38:26,544 --> 01:38:27,774
'Cause he's napping.
1719
01:38:29,997 --> 01:38:31,600
This is his naptime.
1720
01:38:41,496 --> 01:38:44,369
Well, I think I'll just go
see for myself.
1721
01:38:45,250 --> 01:38:46,822
You never know.
1722
01:38:47,238 --> 01:38:49,309
He mighta just woke up.
1723
01:38:58,819 --> 01:39:00,938
The Hawaiian guy's
coming this way.
1724
01:39:01,819 --> 01:39:03,668
Okay, ya'll, beat it.
1725
01:39:03,879 --> 01:39:05,133
I'll handle this guy.
1726
01:39:07,310 --> 01:39:10,096
♪ Every day, it's just fake it ♪
1727
01:39:10,686 --> 01:39:13,837
♪ Let me show you a new place ♪
1728
01:39:21,960 --> 01:39:24,619
♪ Add it to your collection ♪
1729
01:39:32,703 --> 01:39:35,885
♪ Shine on down
for this baby of mine ♪
1730
01:39:36,122 --> 01:39:39,595
♪ Mr. Moon, come on through ♪
1731
01:39:39,730 --> 01:39:43,409
♪ When Mr. Sun goes
we'll be counting on you ♪
1732
01:39:43,621 --> 01:39:47,099
♪ Mr. Sun, make it fine ♪
1733
01:39:47,228 --> 01:39:50,892
♪ Shine on down for
this baby of mine ♪
1734
01:39:50,998 --> 01:39:54,279
♪ Mr. Moon, come on through ♪
1735
01:39:55,832 --> 01:39:57,518
You the mama bear?
1736
01:39:58,890 --> 01:40:00,115
Can I help you?
1737
01:40:00,140 --> 01:40:01,459
I hope so.
1738
01:40:01,499 --> 01:40:04,571
I'm an old friend of George's,
thought I'd stop and say hello.
1739
01:40:04,596 --> 01:40:05,692
Well, that's very nice of you,
1740
01:40:05,717 --> 01:40:07,895
but unfortunately,
you picked the wrong time.
1741
01:40:07,935 --> 01:40:09,651
George is taking a nap right now.
1742
01:40:09,968 --> 01:40:11,670
Oh, that is unfortunate.
1743
01:40:12,039 --> 01:40:13,495
Yes, it is.
1744
01:40:14,507 --> 01:40:15,931
What's your name?
1745
01:40:15,956 --> 01:40:17,379
Cliff Booth.
1746
01:40:17,627 --> 01:40:18,726
How do you know George?
1747
01:40:18,751 --> 01:40:21,095
I used to shoot Westerns
here at the ranch.
1748
01:40:21,261 --> 01:40:23,245
When was the last
time you saw George?
1749
01:40:23,414 --> 01:40:26,876
Oh, I'd say about...
1750
01:40:27,471 --> 01:40:29,217
eight years ago.
1751
01:40:30,282 --> 01:40:31,264
Oh.
1752
01:40:31,839 --> 01:40:34,488
I'm sorry, I didn't realize
the two of you were so close.
1753
01:40:35,698 --> 01:40:38,099
Well, when he wakes up,
I'll let him know you came by.
1754
01:40:38,617 --> 01:40:42,467
I'd really like to say a quick hello now,
while I'm here.
1755
01:40:42,519 --> 01:40:44,111
Came a long ways.
1756
01:40:44,136 --> 01:40:46,775
Don't know when I'll
get back this way again.
1757
01:40:47,328 --> 01:40:50,185
Oh, I understand but
I'm afraid that's impossible.
1758
01:40:50,688 --> 01:40:51,998
Impossible.
1759
01:40:52,335 --> 01:40:54,200
Why is that impossible?
1760
01:40:54,312 --> 01:40:56,553
Because me and George like
to watch TV on Sunday nights.
1761
01:40:56,578 --> 01:40:57,804
FBI and Bonanza
1762
01:40:57,829 --> 01:40:59,418
but George finds it hard
to keep awake that late
1763
01:40:59,458 --> 01:41:00,623
so I make him take
a nap around now
1764
01:41:00,648 --> 01:41:02,672
so I don't get tripped out
of my George's TV time.
1765
01:41:05,198 --> 01:41:07,287
Well, look, red,
1766
01:41:07,312 --> 01:41:09,053
I'm comin' in there.
1767
01:41:09,322 --> 01:41:10,745
With my own two eyes,
1768
01:41:10,770 --> 01:41:13,054
I'm gonna get a
good look at George.
1769
01:41:14,274 --> 01:41:15,904
And this...
1770
01:41:17,401 --> 01:41:18,929
ain't stoppin' me.
1771
01:41:22,372 --> 01:41:23,563
Okay.
1772
01:41:24,654 --> 01:41:25,944
Suit yourself.
1773
01:41:38,047 --> 01:41:39,483
You never know.
1774
01:41:41,324 --> 01:41:43,562
The next boy you meet
may be the one.
1775
01:42:16,621 --> 01:42:19,502
So clean, it's actually
good for your skin.
1776
01:42:19,794 --> 01:42:21,571
So fresh and natural looking,
1777
01:42:21,683 --> 01:42:23,467
you're always ready for next time.
1778
01:42:24,567 --> 01:42:26,123
And you never know,
1779
01:42:26,475 --> 01:42:28,856
the next boy you meet
may be the one.
1780
01:42:37,001 --> 01:42:38,663
Sparkling drop of Retsyn.
1781
01:42:52,058 --> 01:42:53,546
He back there?
1782
01:42:55,105 --> 01:42:57,009
Door at the end of the hallway.
1783
01:42:58,177 --> 01:42:59,407
You might have to
shake him awake,
1784
01:42:59,455 --> 01:43:01,431
I fucked his brains
out this morning.
1785
01:43:06,975 --> 01:43:08,701
He may be tired.
1786
01:43:20,588 --> 01:43:22,715
Oh, Mister Eight-Years-Ago...
1787
01:43:24,045 --> 01:43:25,617
George is blind.
1788
01:43:25,642 --> 01:43:27,944
So you'll probably have to
tell him who you are.
1789
01:43:53,868 --> 01:43:55,505
George, you awake?
1790
01:44:13,511 --> 01:44:14,780
George?
1791
01:44:16,807 --> 01:44:17,948
George?
1792
01:44:21,868 --> 01:44:22,999
George?
1793
01:44:25,664 --> 01:44:26,993
George!
1794
01:44:28,303 --> 01:44:29,413
Hi, George.
1795
01:44:31,080 --> 01:44:32,920
- What's going on?
- Everything's all right.
1796
01:44:32,945 --> 01:44:34,751
I'm sorry to disturb you.
1797
01:44:35,479 --> 01:44:36,729
Who are you?
1798
01:44:36,798 --> 01:44:38,088
It's Cliff Booth.
1799
01:44:38,205 --> 01:44:41,369
Just stopped in to say hello
and see how you're doin'.
1800
01:44:41,419 --> 01:44:43,086
John Wilkes Booth?
1801
01:44:43,165 --> 01:44:44,475
Cliff Booth.
1802
01:44:46,682 --> 01:44:47,952
Who's that?
1803
01:44:48,101 --> 01:44:50,690
I-I used to shoot
Bounty Law here, George.
1804
01:44:50,960 --> 01:44:52,528
I was Rick Dalton's stunt double.
1805
01:44:52,955 --> 01:44:54,011
Who?
1806
01:44:54,036 --> 01:44:55,236
Rick Dalton.
1807
01:44:55,745 --> 01:44:57,461
The Dalton brothers...?
1808
01:44:57,501 --> 01:44:58,830
Rick Dalton.
1809
01:45:00,628 --> 01:45:01,913
Who's that?
1810
01:45:01,938 --> 01:45:04,021
He was the star of Bounty Law.
1811
01:45:04,904 --> 01:45:06,253
Who are you?
1812
01:45:06,670 --> 01:45:08,356
I was Rick's stunt double.
1813
01:45:09,370 --> 01:45:11,206
Rick... who?
1814
01:45:11,385 --> 01:45:13,091
It don't matter, George.
1815
01:45:13,302 --> 01:45:16,382
We were colleagues from the past
and I just wanted to...
1816
01:45:16,407 --> 01:45:18,550
make sure you're doin' okay.
1817
01:45:18,575 --> 01:45:19,948
I'm not doin' okay.
1818
01:45:19,973 --> 01:45:21,010
What's the matter?
1819
01:45:21,035 --> 01:45:22,463
Can't see shit!
1820
01:45:22,808 --> 01:45:24,356
Would you call that "the matter"?
1821
01:45:24,428 --> 01:45:26,109
The man can't see shit, okay?
1822
01:45:26,134 --> 01:45:27,553
I'm sorry about that.
1823
01:45:27,578 --> 01:45:30,864
I was told...
Squeaky sent me to bed.
1824
01:45:31,558 --> 01:45:34,108
Would that be the little
redhead out front?
1825
01:45:36,714 --> 01:45:38,867
What the fuck is
the matter with you?
1826
01:45:39,403 --> 01:45:40,881
First, you wake me up,
1827
01:45:40,906 --> 01:45:43,326
and now you're pretending
that I didn't tell you
1828
01:45:43,351 --> 01:45:45,445
I was fucking blind!
1829
01:45:45,524 --> 01:45:47,012
How am I gonna know
1830
01:45:47,046 --> 01:45:49,992
what the hell color
the head of the girl is
1831
01:45:50,017 --> 01:45:51,597
that's with me all the time?
1832
01:45:51,622 --> 01:45:53,398
Oh, fair enough, George.
1833
01:45:57,036 --> 01:45:59,060
No, it's all right.
1834
01:46:00,288 --> 01:46:03,115
Everyone don't need a stuntman.
1835
01:46:10,379 --> 01:46:12,393
I don't know who you are...
1836
01:46:14,417 --> 01:46:16,669
but you touched me today.
1837
01:46:18,511 --> 01:46:20,738
You came to visit me.
1838
01:46:21,150 --> 01:46:23,243
Now I gotta go back to sleep.
1839
01:46:25,777 --> 01:46:28,272
I gotta watch FBI tonight.
1840
01:46:28,297 --> 01:46:30,420
And I watch it with Squeaky.
1841
01:46:31,137 --> 01:46:34,113
She gets all pissed off
if I fall asleep.
1842
01:46:35,212 --> 01:46:38,148
What happens if
she gets pissed off, George?
1843
01:46:39,100 --> 01:46:40,559
Nothin'.
1844
01:46:41,928 --> 01:46:44,368
I just don't like
to disappoint her.
1845
01:46:49,110 --> 01:46:52,662
So, you gave all these
hippies permission to be here?
1846
01:46:58,329 --> 01:47:00,820
Just who the fuck are you?
1847
01:47:00,998 --> 01:47:02,655
I'm Cliff Booth.
1848
01:47:02,893 --> 01:47:04,197
I'm your stuntman.
1849
01:47:04,222 --> 01:47:06,266
We used to work
together, George.
1850
01:47:06,544 --> 01:47:08,984
I just wanna make
sure that you're okay.
1851
01:47:09,381 --> 01:47:12,424
That all these hippies aren't
taking advantage of ya.
1852
01:47:13,158 --> 01:47:15,281
- Squeaky?
- Yeah.
1853
01:47:16,052 --> 01:47:18,026
She loves me.
1854
01:47:20,464 --> 01:47:22,398
So, suck on that.
1855
01:47:31,086 --> 01:47:32,693
Take care, George.
1856
01:47:39,623 --> 01:47:41,004
Goddammit.
1857
01:48:02,544 --> 01:48:04,320
You embarrassed me.
1858
01:48:05,124 --> 01:48:07,138
Yeah, sorry 'bout that.
1859
01:48:09,955 --> 01:48:11,641
How'd your little
talk with George go?
1860
01:48:11,701 --> 01:48:12,936
Are we kidnapping him?
1861
01:48:12,961 --> 01:48:14,727
Not the word I'd use.
1862
01:48:14,793 --> 01:48:15,875
Well, now that
you've talked to him,
1863
01:48:15,900 --> 01:48:17,095
do you believe
everything's all right?
1864
01:48:17,154 --> 01:48:18,632
Not exactly.
1865
01:48:19,277 --> 01:48:20,984
This was a mistake,
you should leave!
1866
01:48:21,074 --> 01:48:22,562
Way aheada 'ya
1867
01:48:27,028 --> 01:48:28,992
George isn't blind!
1868
01:48:29,389 --> 01:48:31,254
You're the blind one!
1869
01:48:32,643 --> 01:48:34,538
♪ Baby I've been thinkin' 'bout ♪
1870
01:48:34,647 --> 01:48:37,495
♪ Runnin' away from you ♪
1871
01:48:39,526 --> 01:48:42,096
♪ After all you said and done ♪
1872
01:48:42,319 --> 01:48:45,364
♪ Don't wanna stay with you ♪
1873
01:48:47,961 --> 01:48:51,127
♪ It seemed like everything
we could have done ♪
1874
01:48:51,205 --> 01:48:53,943
♪ Has passed us by ♪
1875
01:48:54,973 --> 01:48:57,125
♪ Yeah, I got to get movin' ♪
1876
01:48:57,196 --> 01:48:59,310
♪ I'm tired of groovin' ♪
1877
01:48:59,364 --> 01:49:02,648
♪ With someone who can't get high ♪
1878
01:49:02,759 --> 01:49:04,693
♪ Don't chase me around ♪
1879
01:49:04,806 --> 01:49:06,652
♪ You're bringin' me down ♪
1880
01:49:06,709 --> 01:49:09,591
♪ I don't want to
play by your rules ♪
1881
01:49:10,601 --> 01:49:12,267
♪ My life is my own ♪
1882
01:49:12,386 --> 01:49:14,261
♪ So leave me alone ♪
1883
01:49:14,356 --> 01:49:15,809
♪ I don't want to be your fool ♪
1884
01:49:15,897 --> 01:49:17,454
You do that?
1885
01:49:22,139 --> 01:49:24,114
You know, that's not my car.
1886
01:49:24,411 --> 01:49:26,306
That's my boss' car.
1887
01:49:26,517 --> 01:49:28,833
And if somethin' were to
happen to my boss' car,
1888
01:49:28,858 --> 01:49:30,654
well, I get in trouble.
1889
01:49:32,888 --> 01:49:35,349
But lucky for you,
he's got a spare.
1890
01:49:39,315 --> 01:49:41,031
♪ Don't chase me around ♪
1891
01:49:41,067 --> 01:49:42,922
♪ You're bringin' me down ♪
1892
01:49:42,973 --> 01:49:46,366
♪ I don't want to play by your rules ♪
1893
01:49:46,568 --> 01:49:48,126
♪ Don't chase me around ♪
1894
01:49:48,879 --> 01:49:50,308
Fix it.
1895
01:49:51,509 --> 01:49:52,629
Fuck you.
1896
01:49:54,361 --> 01:49:56,001
♪ My life is my own ♪
1897
01:49:56,066 --> 01:49:57,881
♪ So leave me alone ♪
1898
01:49:57,942 --> 01:50:00,898
♪ I don't want to be your fool ♪
1899
01:50:24,529 --> 01:50:26,047
Ladies.
1900
01:50:33,036 --> 01:50:36,320
Come one step closer
and I will knock his teeth out!
1901
01:50:47,444 --> 01:50:48,723
Fix it.
1902
01:50:49,259 --> 01:50:51,571
Can I just get a rag
to wipe my face first?
1903
01:50:51,809 --> 01:50:52,999
Nope.
1904
01:50:53,348 --> 01:50:54,827
Tire first.
1905
01:51:04,981 --> 01:51:06,330
Sundance...
1906
01:51:07,035 --> 01:51:09,143
Get on a horse, go get Tex,
1907
01:51:09,168 --> 01:51:11,440
and get his ass down here.
1908
01:51:47,011 --> 01:51:48,925
Tex! Hey!
1909
01:51:49,609 --> 01:51:52,373
That Hawaiian guy's back at the
ranch, he's kicking Clem's face in.
1910
01:51:52,398 --> 01:51:54,164
Ah, suck this!
1911
01:51:54,560 --> 01:51:55,970
I'll take over for Tex.
1912
01:51:56,040 --> 01:51:57,508
Right this way.
1913
01:52:37,702 --> 01:52:39,785
It's 5:00 in Los Angeles.
1914
01:52:39,851 --> 01:52:43,552
♪ 93 KHJ ♪
1915
01:52:44,169 --> 01:52:47,200
♪ All the leaves are brown ♪
1916
01:52:47,994 --> 01:52:49,035
Clem you alright?
1917
01:52:49,060 --> 01:52:51,861
♪ And the sky is gray ♪
1918
01:52:54,185 --> 01:52:58,169
♪ I went for a walk ♪
1919
01:52:58,823 --> 01:53:03,013
♪ On a winter's day ♪
1920
01:53:03,184 --> 01:53:08,493
♪ I'd be safe and warm ♪
1921
01:53:08,635 --> 01:53:11,767
♪ If I was in L.A. ♪
1922
01:53:12,797 --> 01:53:17,634
♪ Oh, California Dreamin' ♪
1923
01:53:18,542 --> 01:53:23,189
♪ On such a winter's day, hey ♪
1924
01:53:23,455 --> 01:53:26,246
♪ I went into a church ♪
1925
01:53:27,029 --> 01:53:31,606
♪ I stopped along the way ♪
1926
01:53:32,099 --> 01:53:37,837
♪ Well, I got down on my,
on my, on my bended knees ♪
1927
01:53:38,496 --> 01:53:42,279
♪ And I began to pray ♪
1928
01:53:42,556 --> 01:53:47,384
♪ You know the preacher did succumb ♪
1929
01:53:47,480 --> 01:53:49,887
♪ He knows I'm going to stay ♪
1930
01:53:49,975 --> 01:53:52,327
♪ Yes, he knows 'cause I told him so ♪
1931
01:53:52,599 --> 01:53:56,838
♪ Oh, California dreamin' ♪
1932
01:53:58,108 --> 01:54:02,288
♪ On such a winter's day, yeah ♪
1933
01:54:04,015 --> 01:54:07,441
Will you, uh, will you
come in and watch my FBI?
1934
01:54:07,652 --> 01:54:09,080
Well, I just figured we would.
1935
01:54:09,120 --> 01:54:11,771
I got a six-pack in the back,
thought we'd order a pizza.
1936
01:54:11,805 --> 01:54:12,798
All right.
1937
01:54:13,231 --> 01:54:14,250
All right.
1938
01:54:35,606 --> 01:54:37,741
18 miles to Pendleton, Louis.
1939
01:54:38,104 --> 01:54:41,301
Any kinda luck, we'll be
unloading, back in El Toro
1940
01:54:41,390 --> 01:54:43,287
before my kids go to bed.
1941
01:54:47,910 --> 01:54:48,933
Hey...
1942
01:54:49,013 --> 01:54:51,648
bought me an acid-dipped
cigarette today.
1943
01:54:51,940 --> 01:54:52,932
Oh, yeah?
1944
01:54:53,321 --> 01:54:55,190
You wanna buy a
cigarette dipped in acid?
1945
01:54:55,339 --> 01:54:56,434
Yeah.
1946
01:54:57,056 --> 01:54:59,174
If I'm gonna trip,
I'm gonna trip here, man,
1947
01:54:59,199 --> 01:55:00,655
walkin' the woods, not my home.
1948
01:55:03,268 --> 01:55:06,396
Just gonna stash it here,
don't smoke it by mistake.
1949
01:55:06,924 --> 01:55:09,813
You wanna smoke some, smoke
some, just save me some.
1950
01:55:10,241 --> 01:55:12,813
No, I don't need to
trip out on no acid.
1951
01:55:13,114 --> 01:55:15,153
My booze don't need no buddy.
1952
01:55:15,234 --> 01:55:16,265
Whup, whoop...
1953
01:55:16,607 --> 01:55:18,734
- Here I come. Here I come.
- Hup, hup.
1954
01:55:21,991 --> 01:55:23,499
What's the trouble, Corporal?
1955
01:55:23,799 --> 01:55:25,570
Truck tailin' us, sir.
1956
01:55:28,588 --> 01:55:30,890
Might be a farmer in a
hurry to get some place.
1957
01:55:33,323 --> 01:55:34,299
Fine.
1958
01:55:34,628 --> 01:55:37,125
Ah, take it as fast as you can.
1959
01:55:37,281 --> 01:55:38,270
Yes, sir.
1960
01:55:41,168 --> 01:55:42,595
This PCH?
1961
01:55:42,857 --> 01:55:45,491
Yeah, yeah. Malibu.
1962
01:55:45,873 --> 01:55:47,993
Puerto Canyon, some shit.
1963
01:55:53,949 --> 01:55:55,172
Uh-oh.
1964
01:55:55,410 --> 01:55:56,918
Here comes trouble.
1965
01:55:59,623 --> 01:56:00,758
Boom!
1966
01:56:01,353 --> 01:56:03,107
Oh, man, right in the face.
1967
01:56:15,099 --> 01:56:16,607
That was a smooth leap.
1968
01:56:16,761 --> 01:56:17,777
Thank you.
1969
01:56:21,792 --> 01:56:23,390
Dead number two.
1970
01:56:30,610 --> 01:56:31,965
I like that shot.
1971
01:56:32,668 --> 01:56:34,578
That guy's a fuckin' prick.
1972
01:56:41,317 --> 01:56:43,405
That's Bobby Hogan, good guy.
1973
01:56:52,899 --> 01:56:55,074
Alright, get ready
for my big FBI moment.
1974
01:56:55,098 --> 01:56:56,519
They're all dead, babe.
1975
01:56:56,622 --> 01:56:57,717
Good.
1976
01:57:05,921 --> 01:57:07,448
Michael Murtaugh.
1977
01:57:07,598 --> 01:57:09,345
- The F.B.I.
- Michael Murtaugh.
1978
01:57:09,384 --> 01:57:10,899
Buongiorno, Sergio.
1979
01:57:11,055 --> 01:57:12,754
Turn on channel seven.
1980
01:57:12,913 --> 01:57:15,103
ABC, FBI.
1981
01:57:15,957 --> 01:57:19,354
I'm watching your Nebraska Jim
as we speak.
1982
01:57:20,938 --> 01:57:22,255
William Reynolds
1983
01:57:24,348 --> 01:57:27,387
With guest stars
James Farentino
1984
01:57:28,400 --> 01:57:30,057
- Rick Dalton
- Whoo!
1985
01:57:30,082 --> 01:57:31,392
That chewing gum.
1986
01:57:31,457 --> 01:57:32,489
Norman Fell
1987
01:57:32,530 --> 01:57:33,491
Strong.
1988
01:57:33,597 --> 01:57:34,883
Tonight's episode:
1989
01:57:35,041 --> 01:57:37,565
- All the Streets are Silent
- All the streets are silent.
1990
01:57:37,591 --> 01:57:40,353
'Cept when Rick Dalton's got
a fuckin' shotgun, I'll tell ya that.
1991
01:57:40,433 --> 01:57:41,710
You're goddamn right.
1992
01:58:03,865 --> 01:58:05,222
That looks delicious.
1993
01:58:05,390 --> 01:58:06,819
- Thank you.
- Enjoy, sir.
1994
01:58:07,273 --> 01:58:09,908
Mm, mm, mm, mm... mm.
1995
01:58:12,938 --> 01:58:15,263
After that Musso and
Frank's lunch meeting,
1996
01:58:15,329 --> 01:58:17,536
Marvin did provide Rick
job opportunities
1997
01:58:17,583 --> 01:58:19,139
in the Italian film industry.
1998
01:58:19,326 --> 01:58:22,135
Rick Dalton, Marvin Schwarz here.
Hold on.
1999
01:58:22,788 --> 01:58:24,693
Hennessy XO on the rocks.
2000
01:58:24,860 --> 01:58:26,114
Yes, Mr. Schwarz.
2001
01:58:26,419 --> 01:58:30,284
Two words: Nebraska Jim,
Sergio Corbucci.
2002
01:58:30,376 --> 01:58:33,424
N-Nebraska what? Sergio who?
2003
01:58:33,514 --> 01:58:35,086
Sergio Corbucci.
2004
01:58:35,165 --> 01:58:36,490
And who's that.
2005
01:58:36,747 --> 01:58:39,001
The second best director
of Spaghetti Westerns
2006
01:58:39,035 --> 01:58:40,502
in the whole, wide world.
2007
01:58:40,615 --> 01:58:43,449
He's doing a new Western,
it's called Nebraska Jim.
2008
01:58:43,890 --> 01:58:46,009
And because of me,
he's considering you.
2009
01:58:47,490 --> 01:58:49,228
Well, Rick got Nebraska Jim.
2010
01:58:49,413 --> 01:58:51,659
And Rick made a rather
compelling Nebraska Jim
2011
01:58:51,699 --> 01:58:53,342
existing quite nicely within
2012
01:58:53,373 --> 01:58:56,683
Sergio Corbucci's rogues' gallery
of antiheroes.
2013
01:58:57,786 --> 01:58:59,992
In Rome, Rick loved the paparazzi
2014
01:59:00,072 --> 01:59:01,611
and the fuss they made over him
2015
01:59:01,636 --> 01:59:04,400
and his Nebraska Jim co-star,
Daphna Ben-Cobo
2016
01:59:05,189 --> 01:59:06,785
Right there, paparazzo.
2017
01:59:06,843 --> 01:59:08,415
What about me-a Rick!
2018
01:59:08,948 --> 01:59:10,336
He loved the food so much
2019
01:59:10,400 --> 01:59:13,321
that during his stay,
Rick gained almost 15 pounds.
2020
01:59:13,890 --> 01:59:16,779
But he didn't love the
Italians' way of making movies.
2021
01:59:16,831 --> 01:59:18,108
In fact, he thought
the post synched
2022
01:59:18,164 --> 01:59:20,226
every actor speaks
their own language
2023
01:59:20,251 --> 01:59:22,568
Tower of Babel shooting
style of European movies
2024
01:59:22,593 --> 01:59:24,005
was ridiculous.
2025
01:59:24,988 --> 01:59:26,200
While in Rome,
2026
01:59:26,225 --> 01:59:29,106
Marvin plugged Rick into three
other Italian productions.
2027
01:59:29,367 --> 01:59:30,724
His second Western was
2028
01:59:30,749 --> 01:59:32,971
Kill Me Quick, Ringo,
Said the Gringo.
2029
01:59:33,096 --> 01:59:34,658
Also starring Joseph Cotten
2030
01:59:34,683 --> 01:59:36,922
and directed by
Calvin Jackson Padget
2031
01:59:36,955 --> 01:59:38,860
pseudonym for Giorgio Ferroni.
2032
01:59:39,189 --> 01:59:41,721
His third was an
Italian-Spanish co-production
2033
01:59:41,789 --> 01:59:45,869
that paired him with Telly Savalas
titled, Red Blood, Red Skin.
2034
01:59:45,932 --> 01:59:48,042
directed by
Joaquin Romero Marchant
2035
01:59:48,067 --> 01:59:50,186
and based on the
Floyd Ray Wilson novel,
2036
01:59:50,238 --> 01:59:52,952
The Only Good Indian
is a Dead Indian.
2037
01:59:53,483 --> 01:59:54,763
And his fourth,
2038
01:59:54,802 --> 01:59:58,104
a spaghetti secret agent James
Bond ripoff type flick called,
2039
01:59:58,136 --> 02:00:00,294
Operazione Dyn-o-mite!
2040
02:00:00,355 --> 02:00:02,395
Directed by Antonio Margheriti.
2041
02:00:44,182 --> 02:00:45,642
Ultimately making Rick's
2042
02:00:45,690 --> 02:00:48,302
six-month Italian sojourn
fairly profitable.
2043
02:00:48,339 --> 02:00:50,339
Although his swank
Roman apartment
2044
02:00:50,427 --> 02:00:52,355
ate up a big chunk
of his earnings.
2045
02:00:54,070 --> 02:00:56,927
So, as Rick return to
Hollywood via Pan-Am...
2046
02:00:57,270 --> 02:00:59,317
he has four new
movies under his belt,
2047
02:00:59,342 --> 02:01:00,834
some money in his pocket,
2048
02:01:00,886 --> 02:01:03,362
and his brand spanking new
Italian wife
2049
02:01:03,842 --> 02:01:05,858
Scarlett Francesca Capucci.
2050
02:01:08,705 --> 02:01:10,641
Hurtling through the
air towards a new life
2051
02:01:10,666 --> 02:01:12,380
and uncertain future,
2052
02:01:12,510 --> 02:01:15,661
Rick was really not sure
about what lay ahead for him.
2053
02:01:19,009 --> 02:01:20,413
Way back in coach,
2054
02:01:20,438 --> 02:01:22,826
working on his
bottomless Bloody Mary,
2055
02:01:22,932 --> 02:01:26,154
Cliff Booth returned
to Los Angeles as well.
2056
02:01:26,771 --> 02:01:31,232
He kept Rick company during his
entire six-month stay in Italy.
2057
02:01:32,093 --> 02:01:34,585
However, as the two men
returned home,
2058
02:01:34,971 --> 02:01:36,423
they've come to
an understanding.
2059
02:01:36,503 --> 02:01:38,019
Here it goes now.
2060
02:01:39,206 --> 02:01:40,595
With the, uh...
2061
02:01:41,888 --> 02:01:43,523
with the new wife, I, uh...
2062
02:01:44,670 --> 02:01:47,582
I just, I-I can't afford
you anymore, Cliff.
2063
02:01:47,773 --> 02:01:48,708
You know.
2064
02:01:48,733 --> 02:01:51,452
I could barely afford
my own house anymore.
2065
02:01:51,501 --> 02:01:53,596
So, the plan is to...
2066
02:01:53,621 --> 02:01:55,163
sell the house and buy...
2067
02:01:55,188 --> 02:01:57,347
buy a condo i-in Toluca Lake,
2068
02:01:57,418 --> 02:02:00,484
bank the money, you know,
live off it, that type of thing.
2069
02:02:00,860 --> 02:02:03,376
Hopefully I'll score
come next pilot season.
2070
02:02:03,982 --> 02:02:05,219
It's a good plan.
2071
02:02:05,244 --> 02:02:06,340
Yeah.
2072
02:02:07,413 --> 02:02:10,583
But I don't know if I
have a career or not, if...
2073
02:02:10,709 --> 02:02:13,668
I'm a solid Los Angeles
citizen like Eddie O'Brien says
2074
02:02:13,702 --> 02:02:16,490
or if I'm
one step closer to
2075
02:02:16,551 --> 02:02:18,066
going back to Missouri.
2076
02:02:18,991 --> 02:02:21,539
When this whole European
journey's over,
2077
02:02:21,594 --> 02:02:23,372
I think we've, uh...
2078
02:02:24,502 --> 02:02:26,572
we've reached the
end of the trail, Cliff.
2079
02:02:38,145 --> 02:02:40,057
So, these last four
Italian flicks,
2080
02:02:40,121 --> 02:02:41,661
after nine years together,
2081
02:02:41,886 --> 02:02:44,172
would be Rick and Cliff's
final rodeo.
2082
02:02:45,117 --> 02:02:47,443
Cliff doesn't have a
clue what he's gonna do.
2083
02:02:47,698 --> 02:02:50,016
The only thing the two
men know of for sure,
2084
02:02:50,088 --> 02:02:53,470
tonight, Rick and Cliff will have
a good, old-fashioned drunk.
2085
02:02:53,701 --> 02:02:57,017
Both men know once the plane
touches down in El Segundo,
2086
02:02:57,042 --> 02:02:59,344
it'll be an end of an era
for both of them.
2087
02:02:59,509 --> 02:03:02,128
When you come to the end of
the line with a buddy who is
2088
02:03:02,179 --> 02:03:04,572
more than a brother
and a little less than a wife,
2089
02:03:04,602 --> 02:03:05,864
getting blind drunk together
2090
02:03:05,889 --> 02:03:08,713
is really the only
way to say farewell.
2091
02:03:24,711 --> 02:03:27,322
♪ You don't know
what's going on ♪
2092
02:03:28,086 --> 02:03:31,277
♪ You've been away
for much too long ♪
2093
02:03:31,757 --> 02:03:33,408
♪ You can't come back ♪
2094
02:03:33,433 --> 02:03:36,139
♪ And think you are still mine ♪
2095
02:03:38,105 --> 02:03:40,931
♪ You're out of touch, my baby ♪
2096
02:03:41,505 --> 02:03:44,791
♪ My poor old-fashioned baby ♪
2097
02:03:45,527 --> 02:03:48,470
♪ I said baby, baby, baby ♪
2098
02:03:48,527 --> 02:03:51,185
♪ You're out of time ♪
2099
02:03:52,432 --> 02:03:53,455
♪ Yeah ♪
2100
02:03:53,734 --> 02:03:58,933
♪ Baby, baby, baby,
you're out of time ♪
2101
02:03:59,940 --> 02:04:03,459
♪ I said baby, baby, baby ♪
2102
02:04:03,530 --> 02:04:06,356
♪ You're out of time ♪
2103
02:04:07,172 --> 02:04:09,484
♪ Yes, you are left out ♪
2104
02:04:09,937 --> 02:04:12,326
♪ Yes, you are left out, yes, you're ♪
2105
02:04:12,524 --> 02:04:16,219
♪ Left out of there
without a doubt 'cause ♪
2106
02:04:16,360 --> 02:04:20,892
♪ Baby, baby, baby,
you're out of time ♪
2107
02:04:21,589 --> 02:04:22,613
Where do you want it?
2108
02:04:27,477 --> 02:04:28,509
Hello?
2109
02:04:28,572 --> 02:04:29,865
Hey, it's Joanna and the baby.
2110
02:04:30,002 --> 02:04:31,383
Hi! Come on up.
2111
02:04:31,911 --> 02:04:33,704
♪ But you can't come back ♪
2112
02:04:33,776 --> 02:04:36,411
♪ And be the first in line ♪
2113
02:04:38,179 --> 02:04:39,211
Hi!
2114
02:04:39,267 --> 02:04:40,624
Oh, pretty!
2115
02:04:40,783 --> 02:04:41,926
How are you?
2116
02:04:42,203 --> 02:04:44,862
♪ My poor unfaithful baby ♪
2117
02:04:47,692 --> 02:04:50,319
Oh, my God, Sharon, it's perfect.
2118
02:04:52,131 --> 02:04:53,179
Girl.
2119
02:04:53,760 --> 02:04:55,315
♪ Baby, baby ♪
2120
02:04:55,380 --> 02:04:56,555
That's good.
2121
02:04:56,652 --> 02:04:59,303
♪ You're out of time ♪
2122
02:05:00,560 --> 02:05:03,687
♪ I said baby, baby, baby ♪
2123
02:05:03,755 --> 02:05:05,637
♪ You're out of time ♪
2124
02:05:05,756 --> 02:05:06,955
Aha!
2125
02:05:07,920 --> 02:05:08,785
Aha!
2126
02:05:10,007 --> 02:05:10,904
Aha!
2127
02:05:13,035 --> 02:05:15,638
♪ Left out of there
without a doubt 'cause ♪
2128
02:05:15,890 --> 02:05:17,009
Thanks, Julie.
2129
02:05:17,397 --> 02:05:18,859
Bye, Brandy.
2130
02:05:19,098 --> 02:05:21,868
♪ You're out of time ♪
2131
02:05:23,539 --> 02:05:26,367
Sharon had two friends move
into the Cielo Drive residence
2132
02:05:26,487 --> 02:05:29,140
while Roman was in London
preparing his next movie.
2133
02:05:29,282 --> 02:05:30,814
Voytek Frykowski
2134
02:05:30,839 --> 02:05:32,840
and old friend of
Roman's from Poland
2135
02:05:32,921 --> 02:05:35,453
and his girlfriend,
social worker, Abigail Folger
2136
02:05:35,542 --> 02:05:37,669
heiress to the vast
Folger coffee empire.
2137
02:05:39,517 --> 02:05:44,786
♪ Baby, baby, baby,
you're out of time ♪
2138
02:05:46,158 --> 02:05:49,260
♪ I said baby, baby, baby ♪
2139
02:05:49,397 --> 02:05:51,929
♪ You're out of time ♪
2140
02:05:53,160 --> 02:05:54,986
♪ Yes, you are left out ♪
2141
02:05:55,565 --> 02:05:56,867
♪ Yes, you're ♪
2142
02:05:57,067 --> 02:05:58,742
♪ I said you're ♪
2143
02:05:58,851 --> 02:06:01,917
♪ Left out of there
without a doubt 'cause ♪
2144
02:06:02,150 --> 02:06:07,269
♪ Baby, baby, baby,
you're out of time ♪
2145
02:06:09,699 --> 02:06:14,724
♪ Baby, baby, baby,
you're out of time ♪
2146
02:06:16,419 --> 02:06:19,689
♪ I said baby, baby, baby ♪
2147
02:06:19,985 --> 02:06:23,509
That night, Sharon, her two
houseguests and naturally, Jay,
2148
02:06:23,696 --> 02:06:26,354
all went to the West Hollywood
Mexican restaurant landmark
2149
02:06:26,379 --> 02:06:28,712
El Coyote on Beverly for dinner.
2150
02:06:33,182 --> 02:06:35,444
What's going on at
the dirty movie place?
2151
02:06:35,682 --> 02:06:37,269
They're having a premiere.
2152
02:06:37,617 --> 02:06:39,355
Dirty movies have premieres?
2153
02:06:39,410 --> 02:06:41,022
Yeah, they're fun!
2154
02:06:42,995 --> 02:06:43,939
I know.
2155
02:06:50,429 --> 02:06:51,992
Right here for you.
2156
02:06:53,425 --> 02:06:54,481
Gentlemen.
2157
02:06:57,200 --> 02:06:58,698
While closer to 8:30,
2158
02:06:58,755 --> 02:07:01,271
Rick and Cliff went to the Valley
Mexican restaurant landmark
2159
02:07:01,296 --> 02:07:03,335
Casa Vega on Ventura.
2160
02:07:24,338 --> 02:07:26,932
Well, well, well,
if it ain't the cobra himself.
2161
02:07:26,957 --> 02:07:28,187
Hey, Doug, what's happening?
2162
02:07:28,227 --> 02:07:29,677
Hey, Rick, how you doing?
It's good to see you.
2163
02:07:29,702 --> 02:07:30,821
How's the wife doing?
2164
02:07:31,630 --> 02:07:32,749
Just kidding.
2165
02:07:36,929 --> 02:07:38,953
Brandy stayed behind
at Rick's house
2166
02:07:39,000 --> 02:07:41,611
guarding the beautiful Italian
woman asleep in her bed
2167
02:07:41,648 --> 02:07:44,187
and waiting for Cliff and Rick
to come home
2168
02:07:45,833 --> 02:07:48,151
while jet lagged Francesca slept.
2169
02:07:51,549 --> 02:07:54,097
But you just get paid for the day
that you cut his hair though, right?
2170
02:07:54,122 --> 02:07:56,599
No, no, I get paid a
thousand dollars a day.
2171
02:07:56,624 --> 02:07:59,380
I get paid a thousand
dollars the day I arrive...
2172
02:07:59,994 --> 02:08:03,129
At El Coyote, margaritas and
good times were had by all
2173
02:08:03,281 --> 02:08:04,773
except Sharon.
2174
02:08:04,865 --> 02:08:06,228
Sharon was experiencing
2175
02:08:06,253 --> 02:08:08,540
a touch of pregnancy-induced
melancholy.
2176
02:08:08,727 --> 02:08:10,313
Not only that,
it was later reported
2177
02:08:10,338 --> 02:08:12,361
that it was the hottest
night of the year.
2178
02:08:12,638 --> 02:08:15,757
And it made her feel especially
pregnant in all the worst ways.
2179
02:08:15,823 --> 02:08:18,323
Hungover, I don't wanna
party anymore, I'm tired.
2180
02:08:18,595 --> 02:08:20,357
He just got it done.
2181
02:08:20,603 --> 02:08:23,524
No, it's not 'cause
he just got it done.
2182
02:08:23,779 --> 02:08:26,611
He got just as much time as all
the rest of the goddamn directors.
2183
02:08:26,636 --> 02:08:28,335
But it's what he did with that time.
2184
02:08:28,769 --> 02:08:31,301
At Casa Vega,
Rick and Cliff drank so much
2185
02:08:31,327 --> 02:08:33,907
that when they left,
they left the Cadillac there
2186
02:08:33,932 --> 02:08:34,982
and took a cab home.
2187
02:08:35,007 --> 02:08:36,998
The greatest action director,
2188
02:08:37,023 --> 02:08:39,088
underrated guy of all time.
2189
02:08:40,291 --> 02:08:43,195
Around 10:00, Sharon and
her friends left El Coyote
2190
02:08:43,220 --> 02:08:44,993
and arrived back at her house.
2191
02:08:53,185 --> 02:08:56,415
I had like, 19 margaritas.
2192
02:08:58,976 --> 02:09:01,024
The four of them hung out
a little while longer
2193
02:09:01,113 --> 02:09:03,232
with Abigail even playing
the piano for them.
2194
02:09:03,338 --> 02:09:05,219
♪ Don't get me mad ♪
2195
02:09:05,346 --> 02:09:07,298
♪ Don't tell no lie ♪
2196
02:09:07,413 --> 02:09:09,548
♪ Don't make me sad ♪
2197
02:09:09,668 --> 02:09:13,777
♪ Don't pass me by ♪
2198
02:09:15,216 --> 02:09:17,201
♪ Baby are you holding ♪
2199
02:09:17,591 --> 02:09:21,670
♪ Holding anything but me? ♪
2200
02:09:22,367 --> 02:09:24,105
♪ 'Cause I'm a real ♪
2201
02:09:24,144 --> 02:09:27,287
♪ Straight shooter
if you know what I mean ♪
2202
02:09:29,063 --> 02:09:30,778
♪ You can bring me love ♪
2203
02:09:30,835 --> 02:09:32,876
♪ You can hang around ♪
2204
02:09:32,948 --> 02:09:34,576
♪ You can bring me up ♪
2205
02:09:34,686 --> 02:09:38,194
♪ Don't you bring me down ♪
2206
02:09:39,463 --> 02:09:41,468
Until she returned to her room,
2207
02:09:41,524 --> 02:09:43,567
smoked a joint
and read a book.
2208
02:09:43,702 --> 02:09:45,861
That was around 11:00.
2209
02:09:52,028 --> 02:09:53,417
I love you, too, Charles.
2210
02:09:56,487 --> 02:09:59,511
And now it's time for what I
know you've all been waiting for.
2211
02:09:59,599 --> 02:10:01,289
A little fanfare please?
2212
02:10:04,487 --> 02:10:06,256
At more or less the same time,
2213
02:10:06,281 --> 02:10:08,980
Voytek laid on the couch
watching American television
2214
02:10:09,133 --> 02:10:12,409
and thought about how much better
it was than Polish television
2215
02:10:12,479 --> 02:10:14,185
as he smoked a big joint.
2216
02:10:15,131 --> 02:10:17,090
Somewhere around 11:10,
2217
02:10:17,115 --> 02:10:19,464
Sharon changed into
her comfy house attire.
2218
02:10:19,500 --> 02:10:20,627
Feel better?
2219
02:10:22,097 --> 02:10:24,057
Drastically better.
2220
02:10:25,810 --> 02:10:27,592
It was after 11:45
2221
02:10:27,617 --> 02:10:29,795
by the time the yellow
cab dropped Rick and Cliff
2222
02:10:29,820 --> 02:10:30,946
in front of the house.
2223
02:10:31,822 --> 02:10:33,473
Hey, right here for you.
2224
02:10:33,560 --> 02:10:34,830
Grazie, amico.
2225
02:10:38,958 --> 02:10:40,926
Brandy was glad to
see them return.
2226
02:10:44,136 --> 02:10:45,446
More margaritas.
2227
02:10:51,023 --> 02:10:53,896
Around midnight,
a completely drunk Rick Dalton
2228
02:10:53,921 --> 02:10:56,550
started making a blender
of frozen margaritas.
2229
02:10:59,596 --> 02:11:00,795
All right.
2230
02:11:02,318 --> 02:11:03,525
We're walkin'.
2231
02:11:03,610 --> 02:11:05,878
At the same time,
Cliff was attaching a leash
2232
02:11:05,903 --> 02:11:08,094
to an excited
Brandy's dog collar.
2233
02:11:14,422 --> 02:11:15,994
I remember you.
2234
02:11:16,105 --> 02:11:18,795
A cigarette dipped in acid.
What's that do?
2235
02:11:18,916 --> 02:11:20,280
You smoke it, it gets you high.
2236
02:11:20,305 --> 02:11:22,448
- How much?
- 50 cents.
2237
02:11:24,274 --> 02:11:25,378
50 cents.
2238
02:11:25,896 --> 02:11:27,500
Hippie girl, 50 cents.
2239
02:11:31,371 --> 02:11:32,878
Tonight the night?
2240
02:11:34,121 --> 02:11:35,438
Why not?
2241
02:11:59,159 --> 02:12:01,095
Away we go.
2242
02:12:03,359 --> 02:12:05,024
Our Polish friend
2243
02:12:05,049 --> 02:12:07,470
said it was the hottest
day of the year.
2244
02:12:08,038 --> 02:12:09,640
Despite the fact
that he said it,
2245
02:12:09,665 --> 02:12:11,379
actually, it might be true.
2246
02:12:15,065 --> 02:12:20,486
♪ I used to live
in New York City ♪
2247
02:12:23,162 --> 02:12:28,773
♪ Everything there
was dark and dirty ♪
2248
02:12:31,168 --> 02:12:37,189
♪ Outside my window
was a steeple ♪
2249
02:12:39,557 --> 02:12:47,319
♪ With a clock that always
said twelve thirty ♪
2250
02:12:48,112 --> 02:12:55,256
♪ Young girls are
coming to the canyon ♪
2251
02:12:56,404 --> 02:13:02,365
♪ And in the mornings
I can see them walking ♪
2252
02:13:04,835 --> 02:13:11,315
♪ I can no longer
keep my blinds drawn ♪
2253
02:13:13,258 --> 02:13:16,424
♪ And I can't keep myself ♪
2254
02:13:34,835 --> 02:13:36,555
Fuckin' private road.
2255
02:13:37,172 --> 02:13:39,695
Property taxes up the butt.
2256
02:13:39,720 --> 02:13:40,852
God damn.
2257
02:13:48,302 --> 02:13:50,627
Bunch of goddamn fuckin' hippies.
2258
02:13:51,918 --> 02:13:53,989
What the fuck?
2259
02:13:57,185 --> 02:13:58,447
Hey, you!
2260
02:13:59,885 --> 02:14:02,711
Yeah, asshole!
I'm talkin' to you!
2261
02:14:03,999 --> 02:14:05,477
The hell do you
think you're doin'
2262
02:14:05,565 --> 02:14:08,691
bringin' that noisy hunk o'
shit around here at midnight?
2263
02:14:09,553 --> 02:14:12,243
This is a private road, all right?
2264
02:14:12,435 --> 02:14:13,547
Who are you?
2265
02:14:13,705 --> 02:14:14,959
And who are you here to see, huh?
2266
02:14:15,049 --> 02:14:17,636
Nobody, sir. We just got lost.
I'm a little turned around.
2267
02:14:17,701 --> 02:14:19,002
Ah, horseshit.
2268
02:14:22,039 --> 02:14:25,484
Fuckin' hippies came up here to
smoke dope on a dark road, huh?
2269
02:14:25,792 --> 02:14:28,204
Next time you wanna try that,
fix your fuckin' muffler.
2270
02:14:28,365 --> 02:14:30,261
Look, we're really
sorry we disturbed you.
2271
02:14:30,335 --> 02:14:32,319
Look, chief,
you don't belong here.
2272
02:14:32,499 --> 02:14:34,463
Now take this mechanical asshole
2273
02:14:34,597 --> 02:14:37,305
and get it off my fuckin' street!
2274
02:14:49,910 --> 02:14:50,959
Hey!
2275
02:14:51,373 --> 02:14:52,556
Dennis Hopper!
2276
02:14:52,595 --> 02:14:54,178
Move this fuckin' piece of shit.
2277
02:14:54,266 --> 02:14:56,544
All right, well, just give me
a moment to turn it around.
2278
02:14:56,624 --> 02:14:58,449
Well, drive it backwards, numbnuts.
2279
02:14:58,500 --> 02:15:00,428
Fuckin' drive it and drive it now!
2280
02:15:00,480 --> 02:15:02,170
Okay, okay, stop yellin'.
2281
02:15:02,210 --> 02:15:03,622
Hold your horses. We're leavin'.
2282
02:15:03,995 --> 02:15:07,527
♪ Coming to the canyon ♪
2283
02:15:07,648 --> 02:15:10,656
The hell you lookin' at,
you little ginger hair fucker?
2284
02:15:11,542 --> 02:15:14,367
Hey, come around here again,
I'm gonna call the fuckin' cops.
2285
02:15:21,380 --> 02:15:23,078
Dirty fuckin' hippies.
2286
02:15:36,112 --> 02:15:38,891
Very fancy fucking house,
thinks we're animals.
2287
02:15:38,916 --> 02:15:40,099
But he's seen us.
2288
02:15:40,274 --> 02:15:42,123
He's awake. He's awake.
2289
02:15:42,456 --> 02:15:43,560
They're all awake.
2290
02:15:43,641 --> 02:15:45,086
They're listening to fucking records.
2291
02:15:45,141 --> 02:15:46,880
Everybody's fucking awake!
2292
02:15:46,962 --> 02:15:48,058
Look!
2293
02:15:48,145 --> 02:15:49,423
What did Charlie say?
2294
02:15:49,497 --> 02:15:50,677
He said...
2295
02:15:50,751 --> 02:15:52,521
"Go to Terry's old house
2296
02:15:52,592 --> 02:15:54,537
"and kill everybody in there."
2297
02:15:54,986 --> 02:15:56,525
And you heard him yourself.
2298
02:15:56,916 --> 02:15:58,726
He said make it witchy.
2299
02:15:58,950 --> 02:16:01,387
Now, he either said that...
2300
02:16:01,799 --> 02:16:03,545
or I'm a liar.
2301
02:16:04,981 --> 02:16:06,767
Now, are anyone o' you...
2302
02:16:06,823 --> 02:16:08,108
calling me a liar?
2303
02:16:09,158 --> 02:16:10,126
Hmm?
2304
02:16:11,160 --> 02:16:12,398
How about you?
2305
02:16:12,898 --> 02:16:14,557
Are you calling me a liar?
2306
02:16:15,847 --> 02:16:17,419
No, of course not.
2307
02:16:17,986 --> 02:16:18,954
Good.
2308
02:16:19,025 --> 02:16:20,184
Hold it.
2309
02:16:20,494 --> 02:16:22,097
Was that Rick Dalton?
2310
02:16:22,189 --> 02:16:23,173
Who?
2311
02:16:23,237 --> 02:16:24,355
The guy from Bounty Law.
2312
02:16:24,387 --> 02:16:25,554
Who, Jake Cahill?
2313
02:16:25,596 --> 02:16:28,819
Yeah! That guy in the road
was Jake Cahill.
2314
02:16:28,847 --> 02:16:30,141
Ho... wait a minute.
2315
02:16:30,189 --> 02:16:32,816
That was fucking Jake Cahill
that just yelled at us?
2316
02:16:33,214 --> 02:16:35,056
He was older,
but yeah, I think so.
2317
02:16:35,098 --> 02:16:36,336
Who's this Rick guy?
2318
02:16:36,371 --> 02:16:38,283
Jesus Christ, Sadie,
get it together!
2319
02:16:38,326 --> 02:16:39,627
Rick Dalton played Jake Cahill
2320
02:16:39,652 --> 02:16:41,881
on a cowboy show in the
50s called Bounty Law.
2321
02:16:41,963 --> 02:16:43,661
Fuck you, Katie.
2322
02:16:43,694 --> 02:16:46,845
Sorry I don't know the name of
every fascist dog TV in the 50s.
2323
02:16:46,968 --> 02:16:49,706
I can't believe that
asshole in the road
2324
02:16:49,746 --> 02:16:51,409
was Jake Cahill!
2325
02:16:51,490 --> 02:16:54,411
When I was a kid,
I had a Bounty Law lunch box.
2326
02:16:54,437 --> 02:16:57,381
That was my favorite
of all my lunch boxes.
2327
02:16:58,099 --> 02:17:00,060
Dig this...
2328
02:17:00,889 --> 02:17:02,603
You've been having
our trip session,
2329
02:17:02,628 --> 02:17:05,115
I've been expanding on
this one idea in my head.
2330
02:17:05,615 --> 02:17:06,901
Alright, dig it.
2331
02:17:07,163 --> 02:17:09,441
We all grew up watchin' TV,
you know what I mean?
2332
02:17:10,566 --> 02:17:12,510
And if you grew up watchin' TV,
2333
02:17:12,574 --> 02:17:14,431
that means you grew up
watchin' murder.
2334
02:17:15,321 --> 02:17:18,639
Every show on TV
that wasn't I-I Love Lucy
2335
02:17:18,710 --> 02:17:19,909
was about murder.
2336
02:17:20,262 --> 02:17:22,572
So, my idea is...
2337
02:17:23,123 --> 02:17:25,615
we kill the people
who taught us to kill.
2338
02:17:27,588 --> 02:17:29,120
I mean, where the
fuck are we, man?
2339
02:17:29,168 --> 02:17:31,533
We are in fucking Hollywood, man!
2340
02:17:31,585 --> 02:17:33,109
The people an entire generation
2341
02:17:33,134 --> 02:17:35,427
grew up watching kill
people live here.
2342
02:17:35,562 --> 02:17:37,839
And they live in
pigshit fucking luxury.
2343
02:17:37,931 --> 02:17:39,106
I say, fuck 'em.
2344
02:17:39,164 --> 02:17:41,507
I say we cut their cocks up
and make 'em eat it.
2345
02:17:42,213 --> 02:17:43,951
That's a great idea, Sadie.
2346
02:17:46,481 --> 02:17:48,338
You two ready to kill some pigs?
2347
02:17:57,644 --> 02:17:58,739
Wait a minute.
2348
02:17:58,905 --> 02:17:59,993
Uh, shit.
2349
02:18:00,199 --> 02:18:02,382
Sor... I forgot my knife
in the car.
2350
02:18:03,020 --> 02:18:04,425
Can I go-
Can I go back and get it?
2351
02:18:05,566 --> 02:18:07,041
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
2352
02:18:07,558 --> 02:18:08,820
- Wait a minute.
- What?
2353
02:18:08,891 --> 02:18:11,050
I locked the car.
You'll need keys to get in.
2354
02:18:14,231 --> 02:18:15,128
Oh.
2355
02:18:15,390 --> 02:18:16,326
Right.
2356
02:18:16,660 --> 02:18:17,636
Thank you.
2357
02:18:17,771 --> 02:18:19,305
Okay. I'll be right back.
2358
02:18:20,140 --> 02:18:21,140
Hurry up.
2359
02:18:21,165 --> 02:18:22,926
Yes, uh, just-just a little minute.
2360
02:18:33,312 --> 02:18:34,899
Ooh, that fucking bitch!
2361
02:18:34,962 --> 02:18:36,129
Shhh, calm down.
2362
02:18:36,220 --> 02:18:37,728
There's a fuckin'
house right there.
2363
02:18:39,359 --> 02:18:40,438
What do we do now?
2364
02:18:40,517 --> 02:18:41,994
Well, we do
what we came to do.
2365
02:18:42,067 --> 02:18:44,307
And when we're done, we just
split up and hitch home.
2366
02:18:44,911 --> 02:18:47,093
Any more questions, hmm?
2367
02:18:49,464 --> 02:18:50,781
Okay, pig killers.
2368
02:18:50,861 --> 02:18:52,289
Let's kill some piggies.
2369
02:19:06,327 --> 02:19:07,931
Oh, somebody's hungry.
2370
02:19:16,917 --> 02:19:17,941
All right.
2371
02:19:20,044 --> 02:19:21,378
It's feedin' time.
2372
02:19:24,790 --> 02:19:26,036
Brandy, couch.
2373
02:19:32,583 --> 02:19:34,194
And don't you move.
2374
02:19:42,495 --> 02:19:43,487
Oh, man...
2375
02:19:47,143 --> 02:19:48,016
Aaah...
2376
02:19:53,603 --> 02:19:55,333
The train has left the station.
2377
02:19:57,098 --> 02:19:58,043
Aaaah!
2378
02:19:58,957 --> 02:19:59,814
Aaah!
2379
02:20:02,409 --> 02:20:03,544
Bad idea.
2380
02:21:04,292 --> 02:21:05,339
Whoa.
2381
02:21:19,579 --> 02:21:21,071
♪ Eighty men tried ♪
2382
02:21:21,190 --> 02:21:22,825
♪ And eighty men died ♪
2383
02:21:22,867 --> 02:21:24,637
♪ Now they're buried together ♪
2384
02:21:24,662 --> 02:21:26,729
♪ On the countryside ♪
2385
02:21:27,014 --> 02:21:30,546
♪ Ten, twenty, thirty,
forty, fifty or more ♪
2386
02:21:30,662 --> 02:21:32,321
♪ The Bloody Red Baron ♪
2387
02:21:32,376 --> 02:21:34,194
♪ Was rollin' up the score ♪
2388
02:21:53,235 --> 02:21:54,339
You go around there.
2389
02:21:54,402 --> 02:21:55,854
See if there's a back entrance.
2390
02:21:56,402 --> 02:21:57,458
All right, go.
2391
02:22:45,107 --> 02:22:46,091
Hey.
2392
02:22:49,451 --> 02:22:52,761
I am doing the best I can,
under the circumstances.
2393
02:22:53,630 --> 02:22:55,907
Now, I do not want
to get into it tonight.
2394
02:23:05,157 --> 02:23:07,880
Haa... can I help you?
2395
02:23:14,428 --> 02:23:15,396
Shit.
2396
02:23:16,765 --> 02:23:18,376
How many other
people are here?
2397
02:23:18,677 --> 02:23:20,979
Oh, just the one sleepin'
on the back there.
2398
02:23:22,905 --> 02:23:25,032
Well, get him, bring him
into the living room.
2399
02:23:26,266 --> 02:23:27,472
What if he says no?
2400
02:23:27,497 --> 02:23:29,450
Don't take no for an answer.
You're the one with the knife.
2401
02:23:29,475 --> 02:23:30,609
Get him in here!
2402
02:23:33,748 --> 02:23:34,708
Hey.
2403
02:23:40,588 --> 02:23:41,961
You are real, right?
2404
02:23:42,638 --> 02:23:45,519
We're as real as a doughnut,
motherfucker.
2405
02:24:03,725 --> 02:24:04,835
Go to the living room.
2406
02:24:04,860 --> 02:24:06,256
What is going on-ah?
2407
02:24:11,549 --> 02:24:12,486
Go!
2408
02:24:12,511 --> 02:24:13,320
Okay.
2409
02:24:15,609 --> 02:24:16,696
Who the fuck's that?
2410
02:24:17,049 --> 02:24:18,049
I don't know.
2411
02:24:19,287 --> 02:24:20,445
Francesca.
2412
02:24:27,550 --> 02:24:28,518
Oh...
2413
02:24:29,131 --> 02:24:30,560
Uh, wha...?
2414
02:24:31,810 --> 02:24:33,286
Oh, I know you.
2415
02:24:33,659 --> 02:24:35,230
I know all three of you.
2416
02:24:36,570 --> 02:24:38,403
Yeah! Spahn Ranch!
2417
02:24:39,460 --> 02:24:41,103
Spahn Ranch, yeah.
2418
02:24:41,190 --> 02:24:42,302
Hoo!
2419
02:24:43,560 --> 02:24:45,195
I don't know your name, but...
2420
02:24:45,283 --> 02:24:46,807
I remember that hair.
2421
02:24:47,652 --> 02:24:50,279
And you, I remember
your white, little face.
2422
02:24:50,829 --> 02:24:53,059
And you were on a horsie!
2423
02:24:53,781 --> 02:24:54,685
Yeah.
2424
02:24:55,699 --> 02:24:57,993
Uh... you are...
2425
02:24:58,350 --> 02:24:59,723
I'm the devil.
2426
02:25:00,259 --> 02:25:03,101
And I'm here to do
the devil's business.
2427
02:25:06,316 --> 02:25:09,848
Nah, it was dumber than that,
somethin' like... Rex...
2428
02:25:09,959 --> 02:25:11,323
Gad, shoot 'im, Tex!
2429
02:25:11,348 --> 02:25:12,348
Tex!
2430
02:25:31,356 --> 02:25:32,903
Son of a bitch!
2431
02:26:11,771 --> 02:26:12,906
Hey, you.
2432
02:26:15,437 --> 02:26:17,723
How dare you come into
my house, motherfucker!
2433
02:26:29,847 --> 02:26:33,690
♪ Keep me hangin' on ♪
2434
02:26:35,678 --> 02:26:37,303
♪ Get out of my life ♪
2435
02:26:37,489 --> 02:26:39,600
♪ Why don't you babe? ♪
2436
02:26:40,984 --> 02:26:42,905
♪ Get out of my life ♪
2437
02:26:43,016 --> 02:26:45,086
♪ Why don't you babe? ♪
Well, I'll be...
2438
02:27:38,299 --> 02:27:39,982
What the fuck?!
2439
02:27:41,220 --> 02:27:42,521
Jesus Christ!
2440
02:28:59,276 --> 02:29:00,507
Holy shit.
2441
02:29:03,792 --> 02:29:04,951
Francesca!
2442
02:29:05,229 --> 02:29:06,483
Francesca, honey!
2443
02:29:27,845 --> 02:29:30,384
Sir, around what time was it that
you confronted the intruders?
2444
02:29:31,005 --> 02:29:32,950
About, uh, about midnight.
2445
02:29:32,975 --> 02:29:34,388
- Around midnight?
- Yeah.
2446
02:29:34,437 --> 02:29:35,762
How do you know
it was midnight?
2447
02:29:35,923 --> 02:29:39,407
Well... I was, uh...
I was in the kitchen, uh...
2448
02:29:39,902 --> 02:29:41,736
makin' margaritas and, uh...
2449
02:29:42,456 --> 02:29:45,004
I heard the sound
of a noisy muffler,
2450
02:29:45,091 --> 02:29:47,141
I looked up at the
clock, it said, uh...
2451
02:29:47,166 --> 02:29:48,665
the kitchen clock said midnight.
2452
02:29:48,819 --> 02:29:50,604
12:00 exactly?
2453
02:29:50,761 --> 02:29:53,629
It could've been 12:05,
somethin' like that.
2454
02:29:53,654 --> 02:29:54,701
And you didn't see 'em again
2455
02:29:54,726 --> 02:29:56,479
until the woman attacked
you in the pool?
2456
02:29:57,398 --> 02:29:58,533
No. No.
2457
02:29:59,462 --> 02:30:01,454
What did these perpetrators do?
2458
02:30:01,589 --> 02:30:03,811
Perpetrators?
They were hippie assholes.
2459
02:30:04,403 --> 02:30:07,180
Two of 'em burst through
the front door there...
2460
02:30:07,922 --> 02:30:11,438
And the guy hippie said
he was the devil.
2461
02:30:12,348 --> 02:30:14,308
And he said, "I'm here to...
2462
02:30:15,165 --> 02:30:17,380
do some... devil shit."
2463
02:30:17,446 --> 02:30:19,517
It's not verbatim, but...
2464
02:30:20,099 --> 02:30:21,195
Some devil shit?
2465
02:30:21,282 --> 02:30:22,806
Yeah, devil shit.
2466
02:30:36,693 --> 02:30:38,900
And away we go!
2467
02:30:42,794 --> 02:30:44,817
W-W-Wait a minute.
2468
02:30:44,905 --> 02:30:47,238
What hospital you goin' to, Cliff?
I'll meet you there, huh?
2469
02:30:47,385 --> 02:30:49,727
Ah, you don't wanna
meet me in no hospital.
2470
02:30:50,004 --> 02:30:51,782
Why don't you take
care of your lady?
2471
02:30:51,834 --> 02:30:54,930
Hey, she just took five
fuckin' sleeping pills.
2472
02:30:55,044 --> 02:30:56,980
She'll be asleep
till Columbus Day.
2473
02:30:57,040 --> 02:30:58,046
You guys'll probably have to
2474
02:30:58,071 --> 02:31:00,269
come out here again
just to wake her ass up.
2475
02:31:00,502 --> 02:31:02,795
Hey, I'm not gonna die,
I may get a limp
2476
02:31:02,820 --> 02:31:05,502
but I ain't gonna die,
it's not my time yet, man.
2477
02:31:05,604 --> 02:31:08,199
All right? No use waitin'
in some waitin' room.
2478
02:31:08,224 --> 02:31:10,987
Why don't you go lie naked
with that fine creature?
2479
02:31:11,465 --> 02:31:14,060
Come visit me tomorrow.
Bring bagels.
2480
02:31:15,874 --> 02:31:18,080
You wanna do somethin' for me,
check on Brandy.
2481
02:31:18,105 --> 02:31:20,178
She may be a little
shook up after that.
2482
02:31:20,203 --> 02:31:21,254
She may wanna sleep with ya.
2483
02:31:21,279 --> 02:31:22,516
Are you kiddin' me?
2484
02:31:22,564 --> 02:31:24,135
She's sleeping with
Francesca right now.
2485
02:31:24,160 --> 02:31:25,764
You might never get her back.
2486
02:31:26,695 --> 02:31:27,606
We gotta go.
2487
02:31:27,631 --> 02:31:29,154
All right then, Cliff.
2488
02:31:29,789 --> 02:31:30,868
See you tomorrow, then.
2489
02:31:34,327 --> 02:31:35,890
Hey! Hey...
2490
02:31:39,626 --> 02:31:41,284
You're a good friend, Cliff.
2491
02:31:42,912 --> 02:31:44,198
I try.
2492
02:32:16,419 --> 02:32:17,491
Hello?
2493
02:32:19,415 --> 02:32:20,439
Hey.
2494
02:32:20,558 --> 02:32:22,836
I'm Jay Sebring, I'm a
friend of the Polanskis.
2495
02:32:23,555 --> 02:32:25,721
You're Rick Dalton, right?
2496
02:32:26,359 --> 02:32:29,463
Yeah, yeah... I'm Rick Dalton.
2497
02:32:29,972 --> 02:32:31,877
- I live next door.
- Oh, I know.
2498
02:32:31,902 --> 02:32:34,624
I tease Sharon that she lives
next door to Jake Cahill.
2499
02:32:34,803 --> 02:32:36,731
If she ever wants to put
a bounty on Roman's head,
2500
02:32:36,771 --> 02:32:38,358
she just has to go
next door, right?
2501
02:32:40,161 --> 02:32:41,320
No shit?
2502
02:32:42,026 --> 02:32:44,376
What the fuck happened?
2503
02:32:44,577 --> 02:32:48,252
Oh, these... these fucking
hippie weirdos, th-they...
2504
02:32:48,324 --> 02:32:49,847
they broke into my house.
2505
02:32:50,439 --> 02:32:51,971
What do you mean,
like, trying to rob you?
2506
02:32:52,111 --> 02:32:53,960
I don't know what
the fuck they wanted...
2507
02:32:54,206 --> 02:32:56,269
Were they robbin' me?
I don't know, were they...
2508
02:32:56,343 --> 02:32:58,184
freakin' out on
some bummer trip?
2509
02:32:58,209 --> 02:32:59,554
Who knows, but...
2510
02:32:59,579 --> 02:33:01,642
they tried to kill
my wife and my buddy.
2511
02:33:01,745 --> 02:33:03,191
Jesus Christ, are you serious?
2512
02:33:03,232 --> 02:33:05,066
Yeah, I'm fuckin' serious.
2513
02:33:05,203 --> 02:33:08,378
My buddy and his dog
killed two of 'em, and, uh...
2514
02:33:09,044 --> 02:33:11,846
shit, I... torched the last one.
2515
02:33:12,065 --> 02:33:13,938
- Torched?
- Yeah.
2516
02:33:14,295 --> 02:33:15,962
I burned her ass to a crisp.
2517
02:33:16,604 --> 02:33:17,707
How'd you do that?
2518
02:33:17,938 --> 02:33:19,422
Believe it or not, I...
2519
02:33:19,787 --> 02:33:21,889
I got a flamethrower
in my tool shed.
2520
02:33:21,914 --> 02:33:24,157
From The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey?
2521
02:33:24,547 --> 02:33:25,658
Yeah!
2522
02:33:26,648 --> 02:33:27,632
Yeah.
2523
02:33:27,657 --> 02:33:29,521
Th-That's the one.
2524
02:33:29,596 --> 02:33:31,167
It still works, too.
2525
02:33:31,294 --> 02:33:32,493
Thank God.
2526
02:33:32,784 --> 02:33:34,395
Hey, is everybody okay?
2527
02:33:34,459 --> 02:33:35,657
Well...
2528
02:33:35,819 --> 02:33:37,152
the fuckin' hippies aren't.
2529
02:33:37,306 --> 02:33:38,493
That's for goddamn sure.
2530
02:33:38,548 --> 02:33:39,628
Yeah.
2531
02:33:39,653 --> 02:33:41,486
But I'm fine, you know, uh...
2532
02:33:41,595 --> 02:33:43,595
my wife's fine, we're just, uh...
2533
02:33:43,709 --> 02:33:45,368
a little shook up, is all.
2534
02:33:45,466 --> 02:33:47,011
Oh, my God, that's terrifying.
2535
02:33:47,469 --> 02:33:48,532
Yeah.
2536
02:33:48,850 --> 02:33:51,477
Jay, honey,
is everything all right?
2537
02:33:51,635 --> 02:33:53,310
Everything's okay now, honey.
2538
02:33:53,455 --> 02:33:56,368
Uh, but hippies broke
into the house next door.
2539
02:33:56,650 --> 02:33:58,095
Oh, my God.
2540
02:33:58,456 --> 02:33:59,974
Well, that's terrifying.
2541
02:34:00,543 --> 02:34:02,138
Is everybody okay?
2542
02:34:02,338 --> 02:34:05,926
I'm talking to your next door
neighbor about it right now.
2543
02:34:06,330 --> 02:34:07,727
Rick Dalton?
2544
02:34:09,369 --> 02:34:11,227
Yeah! That's me.
2545
02:34:11,940 --> 02:34:14,519
Oh! Well, hello, neighbor.
2546
02:34:15,218 --> 02:34:16,655
Everybody okay?
2547
02:34:17,209 --> 02:34:20,248
Yes, yes, Sharon,
e-everybody's fine.
2548
02:34:20,280 --> 02:34:21,661
Are you okay?
2549
02:34:23,955 --> 02:34:25,697
Yes, I am, thank you
for asking that.
2550
02:34:27,181 --> 02:34:29,688
Rick, would you like to come
up to the house for a drink
2551
02:34:29,721 --> 02:34:31,189
meet my other friends?
2552
02:34:37,559 --> 02:34:40,543
Yeah, sure. Thank you.
2553
02:34:40,717 --> 02:34:43,558
Oh, hooray!
Great, I'll buzz you up.
2554
02:34:59,430 --> 02:35:01,628
Hey, man, nice to meet you.
2555
02:35:01,832 --> 02:35:03,030
I'm Jay Sebring.
2556
02:35:31,608 --> 02:35:32,886
Hi, Rick.
2557
02:35:33,004 --> 02:35:34,498
Sharon, hi.
2558
02:35:34,559 --> 02:35:37,019
Oh, it's so nice to
finally meet you.
2559
02:35:37,373 --> 02:35:38,667
Nice to meet you.
2560
02:38:26,631 --> 02:38:28,583
Hi, this is Rick Dalton
2561
02:38:28,608 --> 02:38:31,092
better known as bounty
hunter Jake Cahill.
2562
02:38:31,303 --> 02:38:34,647
Speaking on behalf of
Red Apple Cigarettes.
2563
02:38:34,850 --> 02:38:37,904
Now, I smoke Red Apples,
been smokin' 'em for years.
2564
02:38:37,929 --> 02:38:42,881
But since the Red Apple Tobacco
Comany's been around since 1862,
2565
02:38:43,053 --> 02:38:46,170
you'll see Jake Cahill
smoke Red Apple, too.
2566
02:38:46,412 --> 02:38:48,106
Now, back in Jake's day,
2567
02:38:48,139 --> 02:38:51,272
Red Apple came in a pouch
and he had to roll his own.
2568
02:38:51,646 --> 02:38:54,646
But today, Red Apple
comes factory-rolled.
2569
02:38:54,702 --> 02:38:58,209
For the best drag
with the best tobacco flavor
2570
02:38:58,280 --> 02:39:00,153
with less burn on your throat
2571
02:39:00,178 --> 02:39:02,982
than any other
non-filter cigarette.
2572
02:39:09,264 --> 02:39:10,327
Mm.
2573
02:39:12,280 --> 02:39:14,678
Now, that's the way a
cigarette should taste.
2574
02:39:14,741 --> 02:39:15,903
Hm.
2575
02:39:15,928 --> 02:39:18,506
Better drag, more flavor,
2576
02:39:18,889 --> 02:39:20,491
less throat burn.
2577
02:39:22,873 --> 02:39:24,483
That's the Red Apple way.
2578
02:39:25,506 --> 02:39:28,241
So look for this
lifesize standee of me,
2579
02:39:28,294 --> 02:39:29,935
Jake Cahill wherever fine
2580
02:39:29,960 --> 02:39:32,358
Red Apple tobacco
products are sold.
2581
02:39:32,889 --> 02:39:35,397
Take a bite and feel all right.
2582
02:39:36,342 --> 02:39:38,678
Take a bite of a Red Apple.
2583
02:39:39,662 --> 02:39:41,045
Tell 'em Jake sent ya.
2584
02:39:44,647 --> 02:39:45,764
And cut.
2585
02:39:45,789 --> 02:39:47,514
Alright, this cigarette
is fucking shit.
2586
02:39:47,539 --> 02:39:49,083
By the way, who
chose this photo, all right?
2587
02:39:49,108 --> 02:39:50,653
I have a double chin, all right?
2588
02:39:50,678 --> 02:39:52,585
Nobody noticed that crap?!
2589
02:39:53,500 --> 02:39:54,859
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02:39:55,305 --> 02:40:01,739
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