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Everybody dies.
That's just the way it is.
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I'm told I'm not supposed to argue
or question or even try to understand.
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I'm told a lot these days.
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Ever since my life was snuffed out
by a toilet seat
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and I joined the ranks of the undead.
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This is Rube. He's my boss.
He's undead too.
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He gets the list,
who's to die, when and where,
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which he passes on
to the rest of us grim reapers.
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- This is what we look like to the living.
- Holy shit.
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My name is George Lass.
I take souls for a living.
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This was my home,
and this was my family.
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Dad, Reggie, Mom.
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They're having trouble coping.
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How do you know it was her?
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I only took one.
Do I have to go to therapy?
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- I don't think I'm supposed to be doing this.
- Be patient. You're learning.
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Decide whether the things you like
are worth sticking around for.
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If they are, you'll find a way to do this.
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- What if I don't?
- Then you go away.
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The average heart
beats about 4,300 times an hour.
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That's 800,000 times a week...
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.. 9 million times a crisp fall
and 2.77 billion beats in a lifetime.
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Well, what is an average heart anyway?
And how many beats do broken hearts get?
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If I had to chose between
being a heart or a brain,
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I would definitely choose a heart.
At least you do something.
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If you're a brain,
at the end of the day,
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all you're really good at
is settling for shitty situations.
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- Here.
- Thank you.
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- Where did everyone go?
- I don't know.
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Maybe one of them had to make a sissy.
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Hey, customer.
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Sir, please don't buy gas here.
There's another gas station down the road.
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This bear should be set free.
What if this was your mother in this cage?
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This bear is depressed
and it will die if...
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- Please don't buy gas here.
- Don't buy gas here, please.
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- What's the name?
- R Luber.
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You don't have to be here with me.
Do I really need a chaperone?
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Yeah, actually, you do.
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- How's your apartment working out?
- Fine.
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You need to get a slicker.
Shiny rubber's the best. You can hose it down.
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A trench is all right, but you gotta
Scotchgard the heck out of it.
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Do you really care
how it's going with me?
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Sure. I make my face look like this
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and the concerned words come out.
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So how do we know which one is Luber?
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A little trick I use. Who's R Luber?
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Slick.
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Who are you?
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Northwest Association
for the Prevention of Wild Animal Abuse.
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Oh, yeah?
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- You've never heard of Nwafpwaa?
- Yeah.
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You're doing a fine thing here.
I just wanna shake your hands.
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Thank you.
Thank you for what you're doing.
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Thank you so much. Come on.
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Good job.
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I get it. OK.
Yeah, thanks for nothing.
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You see that?
People just don't care any more.
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We've been here for six days.
You fucking hicks just don't give a shit!
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Can you get us any press?
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What's with the trash bag?
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- If there's anything you guys need...
- Cheeseburger?
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She's just kidding. Give us a call.
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Shit.
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- You're late.
- Sorry.
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You need a slicker.
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Now she owns that face.
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That's why you pop the soul
before they die.
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Am I really, really dead?
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Really, really.
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- Why didn't you say anything?
- I thought you were into Joni.
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Just to piss off my parents.
I thought you were hot.
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- We could have been doing it?
- Yeah.
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Late again,
but what am I really late for?
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The marketing team's latest
porn recreation of Cassie, naked,
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with areolas scanned from a Polaroid
of Joe's wife nursing their new baby?
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Frank, from E-commerce's
going-away party?
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Barbara's underground movement
to institute casual Fridays?
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One desperate attempt after another
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to find something in common
with someone else and then cling.
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"Hey, you have ten fingers?
I have ten fingers!"
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"Let's be friends.
We'll make rules and slogans."
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"If we find someone with nine fingers,
we can beat the crap out of them."
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It bothered me
she was in my workspace.
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It bothered me more that I felt
a connection for three walls
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and a chair that smelled like Pine-Sol
when it warmed to my body temperature.
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- What are you doing?
- Are you just getting in?
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Looks that way.
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The password's rimjob
if you wanna get on.
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I'm the system administrator.
I don't think I need a password.
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And you're late.
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What kind of universe
would give me the power to extract souls
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but force me to keep
a suck-ass job if I wanna eat?
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I'm sorry. I guess I'm just still shaken up
about the car accident.
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My, are you hurt?
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I clot fast.
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- Take the rest of the day off.
- Really?
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- Of course. Go home.
- Thank you.
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Why rimjob?
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It was the name
of my hamster growing up.
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My grandfather's cat was named Oddjob.
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Wow.
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I wish people were
more complicated, but they're not.
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Delores, am I still gonna get paid
for today if I go home?
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Actually...
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Delores lent me
her softball shirt,
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which wasn't so bad except that
human beings have eyeballs...
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- Hey.
-.. and mouths.
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Are you joining the Heffalumps?
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Maybe it was the uniform,
but it did make me wonder...
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.. what team was I on?
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And always be nice
to that lady at the DMV.
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I said her weave looked like carpet
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and my Social Security number
pulls up two bankruptcies.
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- See?
- Don't "see" me. That shit's a major violation.
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So, still loving your day job, peanut?
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- I don't know.
- Remind me.
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Office assistant.
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You got a whole
Breck Girl thing happening.
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I don't know what that means.
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It means you got
too much stuff on your face.
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- Fuckable is promotable.
- Anyone want tickets for a hockey game?
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- Ooh, when?
- 77.30 tonight.
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- Duc.
- Two tickets?
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And a blue line and parking pass too,
I think.
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- Duc.
- Who's Duke?
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Pierrot Le Duc.
Took a puck to the head last night.
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- Concussive brain injury?
- Asphyxiation.
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Didn't have any teeth to stop the thing.
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00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,870
- Where did you get the tickets?
- His widow.
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How do you know
he doesn't have any teeth?
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Now, now.
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Reggie, are you even ready yet?
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- Take that off.
- Why?
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You know why.
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That's the dress
my sister wore to my funeral.
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- I like this.
- You have other clothes!
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And those are my pyjamas.
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Same stockings, same shoes.
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I don't want to have my picture taken.
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You're just lucky
we're not doing this with my mother.
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She used to make us practise smiling
in a mirror before we left the house.
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That's 'cause
she doesn't like your smile.
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- Did she tell you that?
- Yeah, she said it was fake.
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That bitch.
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Oh, yeah. See, that's so pretty.
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- You're gonna need a sweater.
- No, I won't.
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- Did you finish your homework?
- No.
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Oh, God.
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In 8th grade, Danny Burkovtold me
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that if you dropped a penny off
the Empire State Building, it could kill someone.
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That's how I feel about this.
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It doesn't make any sense,
but I still have to try it.
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Going home was fucked up,
but I couldn't help myself.
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I didn't give a gerbil's ass
about all this crap when I was alive.
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Now it all seems suddenly precious.
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I remember playing with this doll
in the back-yard sandbox
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that smelt like cat piss.
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I remember inviting her
to my sixth birthday party,
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taking her with me to
our summers in New Hampshire.
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We never went to New Hampshire.
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All right. Have you stand right there.
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- I prefer to be here.
- Sweetie, come right in here.
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You look so good. Here we go, guys!
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And Wheaties!
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I never knew much
about my sister,
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but I do remember she hated math.
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00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:04,751
Hey, Reggie. Right here.
Come on. Give to Monty.
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Give to Monty.
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Happy, everyone. Happy.
Smile, Reggie. Smile.
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Before I left, I needed to
grab clean undies from my old bedroom.
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Shit!
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God bless my mom.
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If she ever put a bullet through
her head, it'd probably be labelled.
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When my parents would go out
and leave us with a baby-sitter,
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I would sneak into my mom's closet,
press her dresses to my face
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and breath her in as close as I could.
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But there's one smell
I didn't realise I'd miss so much.
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My own.
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Georgia, will you get off your ass
and give me a hand?
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- Mom?
- Don't let the cat out.
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Reggie, those are clean. Hang 'em up.
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I'll probably miss dinner.
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I'm glad we spent all that money
on your home office.
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- It's midterms.
- That Pentium whatever.
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Well, just let the girls use it.
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Whoops.
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- She can do her homework there.
- Nice save.
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My cellphone's on.
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Fuck.
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Ah!
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Reggie, would you please
go get that goddamn sweater?!
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You know the story
of the princess and the pea?
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It was based on my mom.
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I think of cats, stray cats.
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If you keep putting out the food,
they'll keep coming back.
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If thinking about your sister is painful,
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then you have to decide not to.
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It's up to you. I know you can do it.
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- Mom?
- Yes?
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I didn't know if you were still there.
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Do you still wear clothes?
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Where do you live now?
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Can I get ten fingers?
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The nails.
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- This is impossible.
- Sap's a bitch.
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00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:51,296
Well, what am I supposed to do?
Is there some kind of trick?
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Do I take the tree soul and ask it
to climb itself and get the guy down?
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- Here.
- No way.
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Wow, it moved.
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Oh, shit.
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You throw like a girl.
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Can you take tree souls?
Do trees have souls?
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- Don't know.
- What about animals? Or rocks?
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What if you try to take a soul's soul?
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Don't you ever wonder about this stuff?
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I asked Rube once.
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Nice. He says that you just don't do it,
so I don't.
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I went home.
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Everybody wants to go home,
but that doesn't make it right.
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- Nobody saw me.
- It's not about them. It's about you.
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It's what you see.
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Swipe anything?
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It's tempting to think the little jewels
from our lives will bring it all back,
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but they don't.
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You can't go back.
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Are you gonna tell Rube?
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- Where's Betty?
- Baby-sitting.
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- I never had a baby-sitter.
- Doesn't mean you didn't need one.
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I'm gonna get a pet bird.
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- Don't get a bird.
- Why not?
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They're weird. I can't relate to a bird.
They're so far removed.
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They've got different chromosomes,
and they come from eggs.
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- They've got faces.
- So do cockroaches.
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- What are you gonna do with a bird?
- Stick it in a cage and feed it.
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You should at least get one you can eat.
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I'm gonna get a friend.
I'm not gonna eat my friend.
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They have brains the size of pistachios.
It's not smart enough to be your friend.
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You don't know that. I saw this special
on PBS called Animal Miracles.
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They did a dramatic re-enactment
about a guy being robbed.
240
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:30,414
He had a parrot or a cockatiel.
241
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:33,991
That bird lost its shit
when its owner was attacked.
242
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:37,959
- It opened its cage...
- What use is a cage if it can open the door?
243
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:42,502
Where else would you put it?
It opened up its cage and went crazy.
244
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:47,179
Pecked out the robber's eyes,
scratched his face like he was Tippi Hedren.
245
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:50,343
Don't you tell me that's not friendship.
246
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:57,604
- How big was this parrot?
- I don't know. Parrot-size.
247
00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:01,981
A parrot can't take on a man
unless that man is a big pussy.
248
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,987
I didn't say the parrot won.
249
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:07,449
The robber stabbed it with a fork
and killed its owner.
250
00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,783
- The bird's dead.
- So why get one?
251
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:13,910
It's not about homeland security,
you stupid motherfucker.
252
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:16,711
I'm gonna get a friend!
253
00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:19,917
Jesus.
254
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:23,002
She wasn't
the only one wanting a friend.
255
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:25,708
So what are you gonna do now?
256
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,965
I was kind of hoping
you were gonna tell me.
257
00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:33,264
You're talking to her.
258
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:36,728
I mean, 'cause if you wanna
get dinner or something...
259
00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:42,602
Don't take this the wrong way,
but I'm not up to the bonding buddy-girl thing.
260
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,066
OK?
261
00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:48,147
Hard to think what
the wrong way to take that would be.
262
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:52,152
I don't wanna bond either.
I'm just hungry.
263
00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:55,580
Is that...?
264
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:58,282
The great... whatever.
265
00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,496
Shut up.
266
00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:42,703
This is Bill Bright from Route 77.
267
00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:46,422
Controversy continues
over the decision to put down the bear.
268
00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:49,505
Animal Control has said
it's a matter of policy,
269
00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:53,172
but Dora's supporters contend that...
270
00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:02,889
- Are you robbing me?
- No, there's nothing to fucking rob.
271
00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:06,732
I was dreaming about frogs.
272
00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:09,781
- Real ones, or like Kermit?
- Real ones.
273
00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:13,448
I saw a movie about frogs.
274
00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:16,781
They got pissed and ate
some people on an island.
275
00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:20,284
- I think it was called Frogs.
- Were they bad people?
276
00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:22,625
No, they littered or something.
277
00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:25,506
I only like it when bad people die.
278
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:30,009
I like it when nobody dies,
so I don't have to work.
279
00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:34,681
- What would happen if everybody died?
- What do you mean?
280
00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:38,392
Like if we were the only ones left?
281
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,599
Oh...
282
00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:43,561
You mean like if the frogs
ate everyone on the planet?
283
00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:45,932
Yeah.
284
00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:49,402
I reckon we'd be shovelling
a lot of frog shit.
285
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:52,235
Did you shovel frog shit in your dream?
286
00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:54,443
No.
287
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:59,947
A frog was carrying me on his back
over a river of lava.
288
00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:03,499
A frog?
289
00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:05,835
Yeah.
290
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:10,250
I have to go.
291
00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:14,048
I've got a business meeting.
292
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:18,048
Got to get our ducks in a row,
fine-tune the language.
293
00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:24,262
You should do something with this place.
294
00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:27,104
I've been in crack houses
with more style.
295
00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:29,393
- Do you need this back?
- No.
296
00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:31,985
Cheers.
297
00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:47,997
Hello. Hi.
I don't know if you got the e-mail,
298
00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:50,373
but Harry F is moving to Corporate.
299
00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:52,667
We're all meeting in here for cake.
300
00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:56,717
I'm sure they put
mind-control drugs in the water,
301
00:25:56,848 --> 00:25:58,971
because I'm actually excited.
302
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:02,765
- Can you cover the phones?
- Oh.
303
00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:07,890
The main line will ring through
to your extension, OK?
304
00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:10,102
Yeah.
305
00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:19,992
Little moments like that prove that
there is some kind of all-powerful force
306
00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:23,122
that controls
everything in the universe,
307
00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:26,334
and it's so bored, it'll take time out...
308
00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:29,628
to orchestrate
a petty letdown like that.
309
00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:34,843
It's not that I even cared
about the cake or the conversation.
310
00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:38,220
The latest Java patch
is completely kick-ass.
311
00:26:39,557 --> 00:26:42,048
But standing outside all that bullshit,
312
00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:47,808
I started to realise how warm and safe
that bullshit might actually feel.
313
00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:56,231
The sad thing is that you can't find
a more original way to act out.
314
00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:59,153
I don't have the television.
315
00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:05,454
If you're testing me, you're gonna lose.
You can set the car on fire, eat the cat.
316
00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:09,202
I will not give you extra attention
because you won't let go.
317
00:27:09,337 --> 00:27:11,828
If there's any poetry
to being a reaper,
318
00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:15,548
it's in combining taking souls
with making money.
319
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:19,377
If you're self-aware too,
you're the Walt fucking Whitman of reapers.
320
00:27:19,514 --> 00:27:23,464
When you deliver criticism,
are you direct or tactful?
321
00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:27,101
- I'm not telling the truth.
- Tactful.
322
00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:32,437
You consider yourself to be
exceptionally reasonable or exceptionally kind?
323
00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:35,443
Exceptionally kind.
324
00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:40,277
- Well, I'm not particularly reasonable.
- Fine. Kind. Me too.
325
00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:43,577
Do you tend to see the trees or the forest?
326
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:46,196
- How many trees?
- How many do you want?
327
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:49,369
In Chinese
there's this symbol like a tree.
328
00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:53,085
It means tree,
but if there are two it means forest.
329
00:27:55,425 --> 00:27:56,504
Uh...
330
00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:58,592
Trees.
331
00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:01,920
- Why, what do you see?
- The forest.
332
00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:08,470
How do I look? Ready?
333
00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:12,227
- Swarthy.
- Is that good?
334
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,359
- Depends if you like swarthy.
- Do you like swarthy?
335
00:28:15,487 --> 00:28:17,563
Not particularly.
336
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,821
OK.
337
00:28:31,002 --> 00:28:33,576
Don't put me down as trees, OK?
338
00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:35,789
OK.
339
00:29:02,117 --> 00:29:04,193
Give me that damn bag!
340
00:29:07,038 --> 00:29:11,202
You're an NF. You're an intuitive feeler.
You trust your intuition.
341
00:29:11,334 --> 00:29:14,501
You yearn for romance
and prize meaningful relationships.
342
00:29:14,629 --> 00:29:16,669
What?
343
00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:20,127
I bet he's an intuitive thinker.
344
00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:23,799
NTs are the worst.
345
00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:33,889
I'll take that. Cheers!
346
00:29:47,078 --> 00:29:49,154
Excuse me, Mr Dead Guy.
347
00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:54,160
On an airplane,
if you're seated next to someone,
348
00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:57,129
do you make conversation
or read a book?
349
00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:59,960
One soul and $1,400 later, it was time for lunch.
350
00:30:00,091 --> 00:30:03,009
They wouldn't even let me talk
to a human being.
351
00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:06,635
- I'm gonna change banks.
- You have to press 0.
352
00:30:06,765 --> 00:30:11,012
- You don't think I know to press 0?
- Sometimes it's star.
353
00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:15,022
Computers are gonna
take over the whole world.
354
00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:18,564
Never happen.
Computers won't get smarter than people.
355
00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:20,104
They already are.
356
00:30:20,236 --> 00:30:23,522
When a computer loses it
with a meter maid, no offence,
357
00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:29,529
or kills itself 'cause it thinks it's too fat,
then I'll believe in artificial intelligence.
358
00:30:29,662 --> 00:30:31,988
This juice tastes funny.
359
00:30:35,543 --> 00:30:37,417
Tastes like Fresca.
360
00:30:43,468 --> 00:30:45,425
Hi.
361
00:30:50,266 --> 00:30:54,050
- Know what you want?
- Yeah, Banana Bonanza...
362
00:30:54,187 --> 00:30:56,725
I heard you went home again.
363
00:30:57,649 --> 00:31:00,318
- Wheat toast.
- Big fucking mistake.
364
00:31:00,443 --> 00:31:03,943
- And a glass of water.
- I'm a reasonable man, George.
365
00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:07,232
I'll come back.
366
00:31:11,162 --> 00:31:13,653
I'm a reasonable man, George...
367
00:31:14,624 --> 00:31:18,040
.. even though you flip me off.
368
00:31:19,337 --> 00:31:20,535
Um...
369
00:31:22,465 --> 00:31:27,756
You frustrate me. If I hear you have
any contact with your old life again,
370
00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:31,885
you will have a torment
come down upon you that you cannot imagine.
371
00:31:32,017 --> 00:31:34,139
Check, please.
372
00:31:36,438 --> 00:31:39,641
I know that's supposed to scare me,
373
00:31:39,774 --> 00:31:43,724
but I can't think
of anything you could do
374
00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:47,562
that's any worse
than what's already happened.
375
00:31:47,699 --> 00:31:50,272
I was only joking. I'm sorry.
376
00:31:51,494 --> 00:31:55,077
- We'll take it.
- Could you add a grapefruit juice?
377
00:31:55,206 --> 00:31:56,831
- She's gotta go back.
- And?
378
00:31:56,958 --> 00:32:00,125
So you get it to go
on your way out.
379
00:32:00,253 --> 00:32:02,495
Has anyone got two fives?
380
00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:05,418
- Could you cover me?
- Yes.
381
00:32:05,550 --> 00:32:07,590
This is for you.
382
00:32:07,719 --> 00:32:10,127
And you.
383
00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:12,256
And you. And you.
384
00:32:13,516 --> 00:32:17,728
- Again?
- Here you go.
385
00:32:17,854 --> 00:32:20,060
You give her a ride.
386
00:32:42,712 --> 00:32:45,382
They're still waiting for confirmation
387
00:32:45,507 --> 00:32:49,456
that the tranquilliser
used to sedate Dora has taken effect.
388
00:32:49,594 --> 00:32:53,426
When that happens, the plan is
to move her into that trailer,
389
00:32:53,556 --> 00:32:56,641
where she will make the ride
to the folding hacility.
390
00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:58,761
Fuck. Sorry.
391
00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:03,100
All right. Holding facility.
392
00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:09,489
Go again. Chris. Ally.
They're still waiting for the tranquilliser...
393
00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:22,959
So... what's your guess?
394
00:33:29,259 --> 00:33:31,928
How do you think it's gonna happen?
395
00:33:36,599 --> 00:33:40,680
Professor in the library with the candlestick?
396
00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:49,977
Brake on the truck fails,
the truck runs into the gas pumps
397
00:33:50,113 --> 00:33:54,656
as the antenna tower
sparks the lights on the canopy.
398
00:33:54,784 --> 00:34:00,241
- Is it a reaper thing to take the long shot?
- I could be getting something done today.
399
00:34:00,373 --> 00:34:03,742
There's a man in a cage
with a barely sedated bear.
400
00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:06,083
V Kostakovich.
401
00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:10,006
What?
402
00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:19,511
It's not impossible.
403
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:32,357
Whether that support is enough
to prevent Dora from being put down
404
00:34:32,489 --> 00:34:33,947
remains to be seen.
405
00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:37,193
This is Bill Bright
reporting from Route 77.
406
00:34:37,327 --> 00:34:39,201
Got it. Nice job.
407
00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:45,459
- What time is it?
- You smell like garbage.
408
00:34:45,585 --> 00:34:48,158
It's such a relief
when I get to my name.
409
00:34:48,296 --> 00:34:52,460
- It's hard to mess up Bill Bright.
- You should hear my real name.
410
00:34:52,592 --> 00:34:54,715
Kostakovich!
411
00:34:59,432 --> 00:35:02,433
- Roll tape, roll tape.
- We're rolling.
412
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:07,222
What started as a simple protest
has escalated into a dangerous situation.
413
00:35:07,357 --> 00:35:09,978
This is Bill Bright
reporting from Route 77.
414
00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:12,186
Bill...
415
00:35:25,959 --> 00:35:27,453
Bill?
416
00:35:27,585 --> 00:35:29,329
Bill?
417
00:35:29,462 --> 00:35:32,831
I know that a few hours from now
418
00:35:32,966 --> 00:35:37,628
somebody will be standing
in this guy's closet smelling his shirts,
419
00:35:37,762 --> 00:35:40,253
trying to reconnect.
420
00:35:40,390 --> 00:35:42,632
I know where that bear is going.
421
00:35:44,686 --> 00:35:50,309
She's in search of the relationship
all of us are try to recreate in one way...
422
00:35:50,442 --> 00:35:52,518
or another.
423
00:36:03,288 --> 00:36:06,408
You'd think, since I know
so much about everything,
424
00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:08,581
I wouldn't do what I'm about to do.
425
00:36:28,313 --> 00:36:29,807
Got it.
426
00:36:32,275 --> 00:36:35,561
- Yeah?
- I could do this. It was no big deal.
427
00:36:35,695 --> 00:36:37,771
Reapers look different to the living.
428
00:36:37,906 --> 00:36:40,112
Do you want something?
429
00:36:41,284 --> 00:36:44,036
How are you?
430
00:36:44,162 --> 00:36:46,867
- OK.
- Good.
431
00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:52,079
I'm a friend of your mom's.
432
00:36:52,212 --> 00:36:54,288
I like your hair like this.
433
00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:59,792
What are you doing?
434
00:37:00,428 --> 00:37:04,011
Get in the house. Get in the house.
435
00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:09,429
I remember you.
436
00:37:09,562 --> 00:37:11,638
The yard sale.
437
00:37:12,774 --> 00:37:14,850
- You should leave.
- Joy...
438
00:37:16,444 --> 00:37:18,401
- I don't have time.
- Please!
439
00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:20,238
Mom!
440
00:37:23,618 --> 00:37:24,649
What?
441
00:37:24,786 --> 00:37:27,324
I figured I wouldn't have much time,
442
00:37:27,455 --> 00:37:32,248
so I worked out the right thing to say.
It was supposed to go like this.
443
00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:36,671
When I was five, I had
an imaginary friend named Broccoli Bee.
444
00:37:36,798 --> 00:37:38,921
You took out one of your steno pads
445
00:37:39,050 --> 00:37:43,843
and we wrote a story with pictures
on one side and words on the other.
446
00:37:44,889 --> 00:37:46,170
Georgia?
447
00:37:46,307 --> 00:37:49,558
But it kind of looked more like this.
448
00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:52,307
When I was five, I, um...
449
00:37:53,773 --> 00:37:55,849
I, uh... uh...
450
00:37:56,776 --> 00:38:00,026
I had a friend and...
451
00:38:01,114 --> 00:38:02,738
I, um...
452
00:38:04,034 --> 00:38:07,319
That's it.
That's all that would come out.
453
00:38:07,454 --> 00:38:12,910
I had lots of other things to say,
but they all melted into a fine mist.
454
00:38:13,043 --> 00:38:14,916
Mom, on the other hand...
455
00:38:15,045 --> 00:38:18,710
You are a real fucking piece of work,
aren't you?
456
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,714
Get the fuck outta here!
457
00:38:20,842 --> 00:38:24,709
You think you can show up here
and pull this kind of shit?
458
00:38:24,846 --> 00:38:29,722
Know what it's like to lose a daughter?
Get your skanky ass outta here!
459
00:38:29,851 --> 00:38:32,769
That's right! You run, bitch! Run!
460
00:40:07,866 --> 00:40:09,408
Thanks.
461
00:40:12,037 --> 00:40:13,697
Mm-hm.
462
00:40:16,499 --> 00:40:19,286
Are you gonna tell him?
463
00:40:19,419 --> 00:40:21,791
If you don't.
464
00:40:35,685 --> 00:40:38,176
I know the menu like my phone number.
465
00:40:38,313 --> 00:40:42,180
I still have to read it
to know what I want.
466
00:40:42,317 --> 00:40:44,393
Can I get a number 6?
467
00:40:49,199 --> 00:40:51,275
Want this?
468
00:40:52,702 --> 00:40:54,778
I went home again.
469
00:40:56,748 --> 00:40:58,824
Pass me a napkin.
470
00:41:05,715 --> 00:41:07,922
You OK?
471
00:41:13,723 --> 00:41:15,799
You lose anything?
472
00:41:18,269 --> 00:41:19,929
Memories?
473
00:41:24,693 --> 00:41:26,981
I don't know.
474
00:41:27,112 --> 00:41:30,029
I tried to tell my mom a story and...
475
00:41:32,909 --> 00:41:36,243
.. now I can't even remember what it was.
476
00:41:38,206 --> 00:41:40,412
It's cruel and simple.
477
00:41:40,542 --> 00:41:45,038
The more I held onto my life,
the less there was to hold onto.
478
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,209
So...
479
00:41:48,383 --> 00:41:50,459
.. my whole life, everything...
480
00:41:52,637 --> 00:41:55,923
.. all I get to keep
are thoughts and memories?
481
00:41:58,852 --> 00:42:01,010
It's all we ever had, peanut.
482
00:42:05,275 --> 00:42:07,730
I'll see you in the morning?
483
00:42:07,861 --> 00:42:09,403
Yeah.
484
00:42:20,415 --> 00:42:24,365
At the end of the day,
all you have are your experiences.
485
00:42:24,502 --> 00:42:27,373
I spent so much of my life
avoiding experiences,
486
00:42:27,505 --> 00:42:29,996
I didn't have much to lose.
487
00:42:33,303 --> 00:42:37,217
I was just thinking that maybe
I'd done the whole thing wrong,
488
00:42:37,349 --> 00:42:39,425
when breakfast came.
489
00:43:41,538 --> 00:43:43,614
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