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♪
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Is this a formal wedding?
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Not that it matters, in
that you're not invited.
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Well, I might want to
break in and stop the thing.
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I don't want to be underdressed.
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Are you fucking serious?
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Dude, it's a really long drive,
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and you know I'm an alcoholic!
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Loudermilk abandoned this
group to go to a wedding?!
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Hey, Father Mike.
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Don't bother coming back here!
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[PHONE BEEPS]
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I want you to keep an eye on him, yeah?
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Dude, he's a grown-ass man.
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Ben!
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Ben?
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Ben, you got to do me a
favor, though, all right?
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I need you to talk to Memphis.
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Hello, Ben.
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Hello, Memphis.
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♪
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FATHER MIKE: Can I have
everyone's attention, please?
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I'm sorry to report
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that Loudermilk is no
longer your group leader.
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Is he okay?
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Well, define "okay."
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Is he alive?
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Yes, but once again,
he's put his selfish needs
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ahead of this group's.
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Well, that's what he always does.
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He says that's how it works.
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Him first, then us.
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It's like putting on your oxygen mask
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before you're putting on
the kid's in a plane crash.
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Well, he should have been teaching you
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to put on your own oxygen masks.
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You're not children. You're men.
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And as of today, you
will be treated as such,
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so please welcome Garret Mason-Burke.
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Great evening, everybrainy!
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That's right.
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I'm not gonna be talking to your bodies.
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I'm gonna be talking to your brains.
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FATHER MIKE: Garret is a
Sober Friends instructor
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and also a, uh,
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part-time trainer for therapy cats.
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Okay.
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Stop blowing my horn, Father. [CHUCKLES]
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You know, despite all my accomplishments,
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I'm still just a guy
who wants to help people.
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And we're lucky to have him.
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So, take it away, Gary.
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Thank you, Father. Thank you.
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Wow. Look at you all.
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What the hell's a therapy cat?
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That's a great question.
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It's for people
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who need a little more love in their lives
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than their so-called
loved ones are giving them.
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I like to call it
"e-meow-tional support."
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And I think I have a friend for you.
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ROGER: So, Garret.
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Yes.
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What were you addicted to?
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Booze? Drugs?
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Candy?
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[CHUCKLES] Well, I do like a little candy.
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- [GROWLS]
- [LAUGHS]
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No. Uh, I really didn't
touch any of that stuff.
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You know, anything that
I need is already in me.
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MUGSY: Wait wait wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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What the fuck is he talking about?
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Uh... [LAUGHS]
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How would you know what we're going through
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if you've never experienced it?
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Training.
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Plus, I have read
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everything there is to
know about addiction.
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So, you've read "Permanent
Midnight" by Jerry Stahl?
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Not the book, no. No.
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But you've watched the movie
version with Ben Stiller?
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Is that the one that takes
place in a scary museum?
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It is if you can imagine
Sacagawea blowing cocaine
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up Teddy Roosevelt's asshole.
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Oh! [LAUGHS]
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I mean, it's like thinking
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you're gonna become some
great football player
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just by watching the game on telly.
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Okay, but I have no
interest in playing the game.
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I just want to coach it.
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Does it matter
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whether Bill Belichick
ever played the game?
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Yeah, it does. And he did, at Wesleyan.
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Oh, he did? Wesleyan?
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Wow. Okay. I didn't know that.
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Okay, let me put it to you another way.
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A doctor doesn't have to have cancer
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in order to be a cancer doctor.
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Furthermore, why would you want
a cancer doctor who had cancer?
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He'd be riddled with...
with stuff from the chemo.
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He'd be all beat up.
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Guys, think of me as your healthy
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addiction counselor,
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one who had enough integrity
not to mess up his life
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and screw everyone around him.
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[FRANZ FERDINAND'S "STAND
ON THE HORIZON" PLAYS]
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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- [LINE RINGS]
- BEN: Hello.
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[LAUGHS] This is Ben.
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Leave a message, and I'll
get back to you, okay?
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- [LAUGHS]
- [BEEP]
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I thought you changed your
fucking stupid-ass message.
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All right? Where the hell are you?
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You were supposed to be here an hour ago
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'cause I need to know
what's going on with Memphis.
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Could you, uh, you know,
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if you get a second
and you're not too busy,
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could you fucking call me back?!
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[MUSIC PLAYING, INDISTINCT
CHATTER IN DISTANCE]
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It's Loudermilk.
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- [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
- [DOOR OPENS]
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Hey.
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Yeah. Where the hell have you been?
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Um, getting ice.
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Oh, yeah. Likely story, huh?
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Dude, what the hell? Chill out.
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You're acting like a psycho.
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How am I supposed to act, okay?
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My ex-wife is somewhere getting married.
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My best friend and sponsor
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is fucking off the wagon and missing.
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- Well, go out and find him.
- Well, I would!
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But what happens if I go
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and he comes back and I'm gone
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and then I come back and he's gone?
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And now it's fucking
Abbott and Costello up here!
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You're afraid.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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You're afraid to go out there
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because you don't think you
could do it and stay sober.
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Bullshit.
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See that? You see the four?
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That's a four-year chip.
I'm sober four years.
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Why would I be afraid?
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Because we're in New Orleans...
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and it's Mardi Gras.
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[MUSIC AND CHATTER CONTINUES]
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Oh, my God. I can't go out there.
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Okay, fine. I'll go out and get him.
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No. No. Unh-unh. You're
even more raw than I am.
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No, I'm not.
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This whole ex-wife thing
has set you back to day one.
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You don't have to do this for me.
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I'm not doing this for you.
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I'm doing this to get
the fuck away from you.
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Okay. I can live with that.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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[FIVE KNIVES' "MONEY" PLAYS]
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♪ I only want you for the money ♪
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♪ So treat me like I'm solid gold ♪
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Hey.
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Where do you get these?
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Just flash your titties!
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Like this? Whoo!
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Or you can just buy them over there.
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[CHEERING, INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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MEMPHIS: What?!
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- You promised me...
- No.
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...that you were gonna tell him!
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No, I did not promise you, okay?
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You promised me!
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No, sweetie, I didn't promise
you that I would tell him.
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I said that I should.
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Then I thought to myself, "Why now?"
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You know what I mean? I mean, he's
gonna find out eventually, Memphis.
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And what about me?
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I don't need that kind of
stress right before my wedding.
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Damn it, Ben! This is exactly
what I didn't want to happen.
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So, who the fuck does he
think that I'm marrying?
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Emeril.
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Emeril Lagasse?!
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Emeril somebody. I don't know.
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I kept it vague.
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[SCOFFS] I can't believe this.
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I knew I should have told him myself.
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Well, lucky you.
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You're gonna have that chance
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'cause, uh, he's... he's here.
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What?
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- He's here.
- Yeah.
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In New Orleans?
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Yes, he is here. He's here.
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I'm sorry. I couldn't shake him.
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He's like a goddamn deer tick.
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Oh, my God.
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He's not gonna try and pull
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some bullshit out of "The Graduate," is he?
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[LAUGHS] You mean, like fuck your mom?
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You know what?
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I'm actually glad that he's here
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because I can't go through
this without him knowing.
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Okay. Sweetheart, look. Why
don't you just calm down?
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We can tell him in a little
while when we're far away.
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What do you think?
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Ben...
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this is your best friend.
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How could you treat him like this?
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♪
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- Where are you going?
- I'm gonna go tell him
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because you're too much of a pussy.
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Okay. All right. All right.
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BEN: You're right. Okay? You're right.
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It's on me. I said I would tell him.
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And as soon as I get really, really drunk,
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I will man up and tell him, okay?
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And maybe we can get
something to eat first.
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Okay. Let's go get you some food.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And then you have to tell him.
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Definitely. Definitely.
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I'm gonna get really, really drunk.
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And then, uh, and then
I'll... and then I'll...
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have something to eat.
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And then maybe dessert.
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And then... then we'll get some coffee.
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And then... And then I'll...
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- And then I'll tell him. All right?
- ou better.
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You sure you don't want to
do it after the honeymoon?
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No. You have to tell him now.
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Okay, I'm gonna tell
him. I'm gonna tell him.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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♪
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♪ A fabricated kind of romance ♪
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♪ Where sex and love
are bought and sold ♪
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♪ I only want you for your money ♪
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Uh...
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Yeah, I'm... I'm good.
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♪
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Ben!
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Hey, Ben!
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Ben!
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♪
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♪
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Holy shit.
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LOUDERMILK: I'm sorry.
Could you repeat that?
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Uh, I saw Ben and Memphis talking,
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and then he kissed her.
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Well, so what?
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I mean, you know,
they're... they're friends.
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Friends kiss.
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On the mouth.
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I mean, there was tongue
and teeth and fucking...
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You're out of your mind!
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[SIGHS]
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Yeah, that's not them.
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Yes, it is. Look at her leg.
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You know how I know that's not them?
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It's because she would never, ever
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cheat on her fiancé before the wedding.
260
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Never. That's not her.
261
00:09:16,292 --> 00:09:17,592
Jesus Christ.
262
00:09:17,593 --> 00:09:19,557
Get your head out of your ass!
263
00:09:20,062 --> 00:09:21,863
[CORK POPS IN DISTANCE]
264
00:09:21,864 --> 00:09:23,737
[MUSIC PLAYING, INDISTINCT
CHATTER IN DISTANCE]
265
00:09:35,967 --> 00:09:37,288
That's not possible.
266
00:09:38,214 --> 00:09:40,615
Yeah, well, you didn't think
267
00:09:40,616 --> 00:09:42,931
he'd start boozing, either, did you?
268
00:09:43,772 --> 00:09:45,165
This is different.
269
00:09:47,130 --> 00:09:48,511
A liar's a liar.
270
00:09:49,125 --> 00:09:50,455
You taught me that.
271
00:09:52,361 --> 00:09:54,229
You know, I see what
you're trying to do, here.
272
00:09:54,904 --> 00:09:57,098
You're trying to make me forget
all about this and go back
273
00:09:57,099 --> 00:09:59,200
so I don't make a fool of
myself at the wedding tomorrow.
274
00:10:00,053 --> 00:10:03,271
[BREATHING SHAKILY]
275
00:10:03,977 --> 00:10:06,219
Please tell me that's what
you're trying to do, here.
276
00:10:06,542 --> 00:10:08,610
[MUSIC AND CHATTER CONTINUES]
277
00:10:08,611 --> 00:10:10,079
I'm sorry.
278
00:10:12,739 --> 00:10:13,937
[SIGHS]
279
00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:15,856
Oh, my God.
280
00:10:16,885 --> 00:10:19,320
That's why he's pushing
Allison on me all the time.
281
00:10:19,321 --> 00:10:21,147
It's 'cause he wants me out of the picture.
282
00:10:21,263 --> 00:10:22,857
It's probably also why he's boozing.
283
00:10:22,857 --> 00:10:24,792
I mean, can you imagine how
much guilt he's been living with?
284
00:10:24,793 --> 00:10:25,893
You know what?
285
00:10:25,894 --> 00:10:27,161
I don't want to fucking imagine
286
00:10:27,162 --> 00:10:29,129
about how much guilt he's feeling!
287
00:10:29,971 --> 00:10:31,633
You know, that's the problem with you,
288
00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:34,219
is you just jump immediately
to the wrong thing!
289
00:10:34,626 --> 00:10:37,293
He's my friend, and she was my wife!
290
00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:38,506
Okay?
291
00:10:38,506 --> 00:10:40,040
So I want to worry about how the fuck
292
00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:42,176
I'm feeling about it, what I think!
293
00:10:42,748 --> 00:10:44,011
And you know what I think?
294
00:10:44,012 --> 00:10:45,245
I think with that ring in your nose,
295
00:10:45,246 --> 00:10:47,132
you look like a skinny hand grenade!
296
00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:50,270
You're being a real fucking asshole.
297
00:10:52,349 --> 00:10:53,603
Fuck you.
298
00:10:56,891 --> 00:10:59,360
♪
299
00:10:59,361 --> 00:11:01,362
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
300
00:11:01,363 --> 00:11:06,589
♪
301
00:11:09,504 --> 00:11:17,132
♪
302
00:11:18,446 --> 00:11:24,767
♪
303
00:11:26,388 --> 00:11:32,016
♪
304
00:11:35,263 --> 00:11:41,418
♪
305
00:11:43,838 --> 00:11:50,758
♪
306
00:11:52,313 --> 00:11:55,149
[MEL BROWN'S "CHICKEN FAT" PLAYS]
307
00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:58,219
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
308
00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:14,101
Hey. What can I get you?
309
00:12:14,102 --> 00:12:15,036
Uh...
310
00:12:17,272 --> 00:12:19,517
Hey [SNAPS FINGERS]
buddy, you want something?
311
00:12:20,622 --> 00:12:21,683
Yeah.
312
00:12:22,744 --> 00:12:24,116
Bourbon, neat.
313
00:12:24,312 --> 00:12:31,393
♪
314
00:12:33,655 --> 00:12:41,056
♪
315
00:12:43,765 --> 00:12:50,208
♪
316
00:12:53,441 --> 00:12:55,309
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE]
317
00:12:55,395 --> 00:12:57,175
Thanks so much for hearing me out.
318
00:12:57,206 --> 00:12:58,227
Yeah, whatever you want.
319
00:12:58,252 --> 00:12:59,920
Next week, I'll bring a box for the shoes
320
00:12:59,922 --> 00:13:01,222
in case it rains, okay?
321
00:13:01,223 --> 00:13:02,657
- Don't worry about it.
- I'm not worried.
322
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:03,991
I just thought it would be fun and fresh
323
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,230
to put our footwear in bins.
324
00:13:05,255 --> 00:13:06,394
We don't have to do it
325
00:13:06,395 --> 00:13:07,595
unless you think it's a good idea.
326
00:13:07,596 --> 00:13:08,830
Okay, whatever you want.
327
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:09,997
Listen, I really got to go, though,
328
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,165
so just give me a heart hug.
329
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,633
Oh, heart hug. Yeah, okay.
330
00:13:12,634 --> 00:13:14,587
Yes, there it is. So good today.
331
00:13:14,903 --> 00:13:16,055
[SIGHS]
332
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:17,715
Oh, hey, gang!
333
00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,073
- Hey.
- What was that all about?
334
00:13:19,074 --> 00:13:20,441
- I was just talking.
- Well.
335
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,002
- Talking?
- That was, like, a nice...
336
00:13:22,027 --> 00:13:23,646
- Looked like you were hugging.
- Yeah.
337
00:13:23,647 --> 00:13:26,115
It was a heart hug! Hey, look.
338
00:13:26,116 --> 00:13:28,117
I've been coming to these
meetings for two months,
339
00:13:28,118 --> 00:13:30,086
and Loudermilk has been a total dick to me.
340
00:13:30,087 --> 00:13:31,921
This guy gets me. He likes me.
341
00:13:31,922 --> 00:13:33,856
He loved my wet-shoe box idea.
342
00:13:33,857 --> 00:13:35,158
You guys laughed at it,
343
00:13:35,159 --> 00:13:36,926
but he thought it was fucking gold.
344
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,429
Hmm. Loudermilk wasn't nice
to you, but you kept coming.
345
00:13:39,430 --> 00:13:41,864
Well, yeah, but I should want
to come to these meetings.
346
00:13:41,865 --> 00:13:43,332
I shouldn't dread them.
347
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:45,601
You should want to stay
sober no matter what.
348
00:13:45,602 --> 00:13:47,203
Yeah. Hey, you know what?
349
00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:50,035
Loudermilk talks the talk,
but he walks the walk.
350
00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:52,662
Yeah. That's just a cutesy
way saying he's a fuck-up.
351
00:13:53,074 --> 00:13:55,292
Why don't you go... Fuck you.
352
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,671
Oh, shit. That's a good one, Oscar Wilde.
353
00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:02,026
- F-Fuck it.
- Way to get him.
354
00:14:02,707 --> 00:14:04,209
♪
355
00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,214
[COUGHING]
356
00:14:10,582 --> 00:14:11,694
Loudermilk?
357
00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:14,260
What?
358
00:14:14,694 --> 00:14:15,935
Have you been...
359
00:14:15,997 --> 00:14:17,461
Hey, asshole! You didn't pay your tab!
360
00:14:17,492 --> 00:14:19,230
It's cool. I'll get it. How much?
361
00:14:20,052 --> 00:14:21,336
$14.
362
00:14:21,337 --> 00:14:23,672
What? [COUGHS] For one shot?
363
00:14:23,673 --> 00:14:26,249
Yeah. You're in New
Orleans, not Shreveport!
364
00:14:27,213 --> 00:14:28,882
Drinks are cheap in Shreveport?
365
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:32,070
[MUSIC PLAYING, INDISTINCT CHATTER]
366
00:14:32,095 --> 00:14:34,322
Why are you puking from one shot?
367
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,525
I knew it was a bad
idea when I did it, so...
368
00:14:39,856 --> 00:14:42,658
Dude! Get your shit together!
369
00:14:42,658 --> 00:14:45,160
You've been all up in my ass
about staying on the wagon,
370
00:14:45,161 --> 00:14:46,695
and here you are, puking in an alley!
371
00:14:46,696 --> 00:14:48,910
Hey! What do you not fucking understand?!
372
00:14:48,935 --> 00:14:50,065
All right?
373
00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:52,701
My best friend is marrying
the love of my life tomorrow!
374
00:14:52,702 --> 00:14:55,440
And my dad blew his brains out!
375
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,038
Get over it!
376
00:14:57,039 --> 00:14:58,522
Shit happens!
377
00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:00,909
Hurting yourself is
easy, and living is hard.
378
00:15:00,962 --> 00:15:02,324
You told me that.
379
00:15:03,015 --> 00:15:04,202
I said that?
380
00:15:05,258 --> 00:15:07,292
I need better shit.
That's not that helpful.
381
00:15:07,292 --> 00:15:08,433
Come on.
382
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:09,792
We got to get you some rest
383
00:15:09,817 --> 00:15:11,188
so you can ruin a wedding tomorrow.
384
00:15:11,225 --> 00:15:13,445
All right. Just let me
get the barf off my pants.
385
00:15:14,578 --> 00:15:16,059
You've got to start chewing more.
386
00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:18,815
There's like... a whole shrimp in there.
387
00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:22,432
[MUSIC AND CHATTER CONTINUES]
388
00:15:22,433 --> 00:15:23,879
[SIGHS]
389
00:15:24,168 --> 00:15:28,838
♪
390
00:15:30,535 --> 00:15:31,700
[CHIP CLINKS]
391
00:15:31,909 --> 00:15:34,004
[SNORING]
392
00:15:34,778 --> 00:15:40,083
♪
393
00:15:40,084 --> 00:15:45,255
♪
394
00:15:45,256 --> 00:15:50,426
♪
395
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,275
[BELL TOLLING]
396
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,234
If you're gonna go in,
you better do it now.
397
00:15:58,955 --> 00:16:00,323
It's about to start.
398
00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:13,737
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY]
399
00:16:20,677 --> 00:16:21,794
[SIGHS]
400
00:16:24,137 --> 00:16:25,871
You shouldn't be here, Samuel.
401
00:16:26,324 --> 00:16:27,637
No, it's okay.
402
00:16:27,662 --> 00:16:29,062
It's the groom who's
not supposed to see you
403
00:16:29,064 --> 00:16:30,531
before the wedding.
404
00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:33,334
But then he wasn't supposed
to do a lot of things.
405
00:16:33,571 --> 00:16:35,602
Where's that Humpty-Dumpty piece of shit?
406
00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:37,207
It's not Ben's fault.
407
00:16:37,357 --> 00:16:39,012
We didn't mean for this to happen.
408
00:16:39,069 --> 00:16:41,570
Yeah, you know, that's
what people always say
409
00:16:41,571 --> 00:16:43,205
when they're fucking the wrong person.
410
00:16:43,531 --> 00:16:45,532
But thank you for sparing
me the soul mate speech.
411
00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:47,738
Hey, this a church, asshole.
412
00:16:47,738 --> 00:16:49,406
Well, then don't fucking swear.
413
00:16:49,656 --> 00:16:51,849
Loudermilk, please. Okay?
414
00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:54,000
I just like talking to him.
415
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,732
Every time I called him,
he was in such a good mood,
416
00:16:57,008 --> 00:16:58,090
and I needed that.
417
00:16:58,091 --> 00:17:00,254
Oh, my God! The phone thing?
418
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,594
That's an act!
419
00:17:02,595 --> 00:17:04,129
He's... He's not happy!
420
00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:05,719
He's fucking miserable!
421
00:17:05,898 --> 00:17:07,432
Have you spent any time with him?
422
00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:08,681
I have!
423
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,663
And Ben is a good man, and
he's terrified of hurting you!
424
00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:14,197
No. I'll... I'll tell
you who Ben is, all right?
425
00:17:14,532 --> 00:17:17,300
Ben's the kind of guy who would
steal his best friend's wife.
426
00:17:17,301 --> 00:17:19,503
I was your ex-wife when I met him.
427
00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:23,307
Um, there's something else you should know.
428
00:17:23,924 --> 00:17:25,402
Ben started drinking again.
429
00:17:26,441 --> 00:17:27,782
Yeah? So?
430
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,654
Well, then why would
you want to be with him?
431
00:17:30,744 --> 00:17:33,354
Loudermilk's stone sober. I mean, sort of.
432
00:17:33,538 --> 00:17:34,905
I mean, he had a shot the other night,
433
00:17:34,906 --> 00:17:36,239
but it... it's not a big deal, right?
434
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,042
I mean, he's... he's a changed man.
435
00:17:39,278 --> 00:17:41,610
I know. That's why we broke up!
436
00:17:42,518 --> 00:17:44,653
I thought you broke up
because of the accident.
437
00:17:44,919 --> 00:17:47,319
No. Things happen.
438
00:17:47,654 --> 00:17:49,788
People make mistakes. I know that.
439
00:17:49,789 --> 00:17:51,267
But he was drunk.
440
00:17:51,268 --> 00:17:52,507
So was I!
441
00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:54,404
He only drove because I couldn't.
442
00:17:55,181 --> 00:17:56,405
Look, we broke up
443
00:17:56,444 --> 00:17:58,519
because Loudermilk
overreacted to the accident.
444
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,982
All of a sudden, it was
about sober days and meetings
445
00:18:02,506 --> 00:18:05,371
and apologizing to every,
single person he knew.
446
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,947
Look, that's your choice.
447
00:18:08,419 --> 00:18:10,713
But I don't want to live
the way that you live.
448
00:18:10,794 --> 00:18:11,959
What way?
449
00:18:11,984 --> 00:18:13,451
Hiding from life.
450
00:18:13,453 --> 00:18:14,987
I like to go out.
451
00:18:14,988 --> 00:18:16,556
I like bars.
452
00:18:17,124 --> 00:18:20,059
I'm sorry if that sounds
bad, but it's the truth.
453
00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:22,294
I'm not hiding.
454
00:18:22,296 --> 00:18:25,331
I quit all that for you, for us,
455
00:18:25,332 --> 00:18:27,579
because I thought we
needed a little stability
456
00:18:27,603 --> 00:18:29,362
and a little sanity.
457
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,761
But stability wasn't what I wanted.
458
00:18:31,761 --> 00:18:33,562
I wanted the man that I married.
459
00:18:33,563 --> 00:18:37,461
["TWIST YOUR ANKLE" PLAYS]
460
00:18:38,811 --> 00:18:40,306
Loudermilk, I'm sorry,
461
00:18:40,306 --> 00:18:42,190
but I want to live the way I want to live.
462
00:18:43,009 --> 00:18:46,812
♪
463
00:18:47,771 --> 00:18:49,120
Bye, Memphis.
464
00:18:49,615 --> 00:18:53,752
♪
465
00:18:53,753 --> 00:18:55,620
♪ Last night, dancing slow ♪
466
00:18:55,621 --> 00:18:57,089
Nice dress.
467
00:18:57,090 --> 00:18:59,157
♪ In turning light ♪
468
00:18:59,158 --> 00:19:03,428
♪ With you caught in my eye ♪
469
00:19:03,429 --> 00:19:07,967
♪ Well, twist your
ankle, leave my side ♪
470
00:19:10,036 --> 00:19:11,870
♪ Good night ♪
471
00:19:12,258 --> 00:19:15,089
Somehow, I thought you'd fight
a little harder than that.
472
00:19:15,742 --> 00:19:17,909
♪ Go laugh with all your friends ♪
473
00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:19,245
Yeah. Me, too.
474
00:19:21,547 --> 00:19:23,081
I'll meet you back at the room, okay?
475
00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:25,495
What are you doing?
476
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,618
Well, the bride's here.
477
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,226
Groom's got to be around somewhere.
478
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,191
Go on. Go get your stuff together.
479
00:19:31,192 --> 00:19:32,921
Let's... We're gonna go home.
480
00:19:35,594 --> 00:19:36,731
Okay.
481
00:19:40,134 --> 00:19:42,269
Hey, I'm really sorry about last night.
482
00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:43,361
I...
483
00:19:44,043 --> 00:19:45,611
You've been a rock for me this week.
484
00:19:49,681 --> 00:19:50,749
So, thanks.
485
00:19:54,085 --> 00:19:57,021
[DOOR CREAKS]
486
00:19:57,022 --> 00:20:00,557
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY]
487
00:20:01,937 --> 00:20:03,163
I'd offer to help,
488
00:20:03,164 --> 00:20:04,929
but you probably don't want
my hands around your neck.
489
00:20:05,815 --> 00:20:06,952
Look. Sam.
490
00:20:06,977 --> 00:20:09,478
Don't "Sam" me, asshole.
491
00:20:10,327 --> 00:20:12,081
Did you really think
you're were gonna be able
492
00:20:12,082 --> 00:20:14,250
to run off with my ex-wife and get married
493
00:20:14,251 --> 00:20:15,692
and never tell me about it?
494
00:20:17,087 --> 00:20:18,780
To be honest, that was the plan, yes.
495
00:20:20,057 --> 00:20:22,090
I was also thinking about
changing my identity.
496
00:20:22,296 --> 00:20:23,513
I knew it would be tricky,
497
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,647
but I've always been fond
of the name "Rex Blanton."
498
00:20:25,938 --> 00:20:27,349
Rex Blanton?
499
00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:29,630
That's good. It sounds like a douche.
500
00:20:30,748 --> 00:20:31,894
How could you do this?
501
00:20:31,919 --> 00:20:33,353
No, hold on. Look.
502
00:20:33,354 --> 00:20:35,355
I didn't do this to you,
okay? I did it for me.
503
00:20:35,356 --> 00:20:36,656
No. I mean, literally,
504
00:20:36,657 --> 00:20:38,525
how could you do this and me not find out?
505
00:20:38,526 --> 00:20:40,520
I'm... I'm... I'm impressed.
506
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:43,130
Come on, Sam. You're like the
center of your own universe.
507
00:20:43,131 --> 00:20:44,631
There's a lot of things you don't see.
508
00:20:44,632 --> 00:20:46,533
Fuck you. Don't pin this on me.
509
00:20:46,534 --> 00:20:48,341
No, I-I'm just saying...
510
00:20:49,445 --> 00:20:51,786
you got yourself wrapped up in
a lot of other people's lives.
511
00:20:52,349 --> 00:20:53,983
Sometimes, that makes it harder
512
00:20:53,984 --> 00:20:56,574
for you to see what's
going on in your own life.
513
00:20:57,454 --> 00:20:58,693
God damn it, Ben.
514
00:20:58,693 --> 00:21:02,028
I was counting on you. You know that?
515
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,662
Did you know that every
morning when I wake up,
516
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:04,997
I think, "Oh, you know what?
517
00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:07,708
If Ben can stay clean, I can stay clean."
518
00:21:08,692 --> 00:21:10,169
And you lied to me about that.
519
00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,737
You lied to me about Memphis.
520
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:12,955
You lied about everything.
521
00:21:12,955 --> 00:21:14,990
No, I did... No, I
didn't lie about it, okay?
522
00:21:14,991 --> 00:21:16,124
No, I didn't lie about it.
523
00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:17,592
I knew it was a shitty thing to do
524
00:21:17,593 --> 00:21:18,727
and it was morally reprehensible,
525
00:21:18,728 --> 00:21:19,895
but I did not lie.
526
00:21:19,896 --> 00:21:21,263
Yes I did. Actually, I lied.
527
00:21:21,264 --> 00:21:23,498
I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry, Loudermilk.
528
00:21:24,207 --> 00:21:26,528
Look, I've never had the sort
529
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,553
of things that you had.
530
00:21:29,237 --> 00:21:30,767
You know, a marriage,
531
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,573
and someone to love me that I could love...
532
00:21:36,770 --> 00:21:37,950
a soul mate.
533
00:21:37,975 --> 00:21:40,243
Oh! God!
534
00:21:40,244 --> 00:21:42,446
You had to fucking say it, didn't you?!
535
00:21:43,046 --> 00:21:45,148
Just shut up, okay, please?
536
00:21:45,149 --> 00:21:46,983
Just for a second, let me talk.
537
00:21:46,984 --> 00:21:48,051
Just listen to me.
538
00:21:48,509 --> 00:21:49,851
Look, my whole life,
539
00:21:50,822 --> 00:21:52,660
I've been the guy that nobody noticed.
540
00:21:54,609 --> 00:21:56,793
I'm 6'3", 275 pounds...
541
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,097
you know, when I'm in shape...
542
00:21:58,137 --> 00:22:00,210
and still, I'm completely invisible.
543
00:22:00,211 --> 00:22:02,739
Well, I'm fucking tired of it!
544
00:22:06,186 --> 00:22:08,048
I... I needed this.
545
00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:10,013
She make... She makes me feel...
546
00:22:11,228 --> 00:22:12,492
adored.
547
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,222
[STAMMERING] And I... And I hurt you.
548
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,532
And then... And that... And that makes me
549
00:22:18,743 --> 00:22:19,846
a piece of shit.
550
00:22:22,233 --> 00:22:24,303
But for the first time in my life,
551
00:22:24,304 --> 00:22:26,368
I feel like I actually have a shot
552
00:22:27,845 --> 00:22:29,209
at real happiness.
553
00:22:32,877 --> 00:22:34,211
You know, at least for a while.
554
00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:39,076
So I took it.
555
00:22:39,786 --> 00:22:42,888
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING, LAUGHTER]
556
00:22:43,508 --> 00:22:44,716
You want to hit me?
557
00:22:46,815 --> 00:22:48,662
Why don't you hit me? I mean it.
558
00:22:48,662 --> 00:22:50,368
Why don't you give me just one shot...
559
00:22:50,986 --> 00:22:52,017
a good, hard one?
560
00:22:52,299 --> 00:22:54,300
- That's fucking childish.
- Is it?
561
00:22:54,301 --> 00:22:56,001
It would make me feel a whole lot better.
562
00:22:56,150 --> 00:22:57,165
- Would it?
- Yeah.
563
00:22:57,190 --> 00:22:58,172
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
564
00:22:58,197 --> 00:22:59,220
That'd make you feel better?
565
00:22:59,260 --> 00:23:00,431
- Sure.
- Really?
566
00:23:00,627 --> 00:23:01,578
Yes.
567
00:23:03,901 --> 00:23:06,781
All right. Fire when ready.
568
00:23:13,219 --> 00:23:14,620
How's this make you feel?
569
00:23:17,151 --> 00:23:18,461
Way, way worse.
570
00:23:18,486 --> 00:23:19,452
Good.
571
00:23:23,114 --> 00:23:24,368
Goodbye, Ben.
572
00:23:26,294 --> 00:23:27,761
[SNIFFLES]
573
00:23:27,762 --> 00:23:29,963
Hey, you two deserve each other.
574
00:23:29,964 --> 00:23:31,898
Come on. Don't... Don't be like that.
575
00:23:31,899 --> 00:23:33,066
No, no, no, no.
576
00:23:33,067 --> 00:23:34,457
I mean in a good way.
577
00:23:36,671 --> 00:23:37,772
Thank you.
578
00:23:41,609 --> 00:23:43,643
Oh, by the way, I set your car on fire.
579
00:23:43,911 --> 00:23:45,445
[CHUCKLES]
580
00:23:45,446 --> 00:23:48,754
- [SIREN WAILING]
- [DOOR CLOSES]
581
00:23:50,518 --> 00:23:53,253
- [HORN HONKING]
- Aah! No!
582
00:23:53,254 --> 00:23:55,522
Son of a... Fuck!
583
00:23:55,523 --> 00:24:02,028
♪
584
00:24:02,029 --> 00:24:03,596
[DOOR OPENS]
585
00:24:03,597 --> 00:24:04,788
Knock, knock.
586
00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:07,116
You're back!
587
00:24:08,105 --> 00:24:09,092
Yep.
588
00:24:09,904 --> 00:24:11,171
I was worried about you guys.
589
00:24:11,172 --> 00:24:12,328
How was your trip?
590
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:16,231
It was a... fucking ball.
591
00:24:17,413 --> 00:24:19,515
How 'bout you? How... How was your, uh...
592
00:24:20,265 --> 00:24:21,214
How are you?
593
00:24:21,215 --> 00:24:23,128
Oh, pretty good. Where's Ben?
594
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:27,600
Uh, he stayed in New Orleans.
595
00:24:28,756 --> 00:24:30,156
Is he coming back?
596
00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:33,093
No.
597
00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:34,755
No, he's not.
598
00:24:35,863 --> 00:24:37,254
Is he okay?
599
00:24:37,397 --> 00:24:38,465
[SIGHS]
600
00:24:39,967 --> 00:24:41,301
Ben's moved on.
601
00:24:41,525 --> 00:24:43,404
And he was kind of a bullshit friend,
602
00:24:43,404 --> 00:24:45,816
and, uh, I-I don't really
want to talk about him.
603
00:24:46,507 --> 00:24:49,043
I'm mailing him his stuff, so.
604
00:24:51,713 --> 00:24:52,847
Okay.
605
00:24:55,273 --> 00:24:56,588
I, um...
606
00:24:56,651 --> 00:24:59,519
I have some extra moving
boxes if you need them.
607
00:25:00,885 --> 00:25:01,844
Oh.
608
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,924
I found a sublet closer to Carl's place,
609
00:25:04,925 --> 00:25:07,598
so I'm heading over there
at the end of the month.
610
00:25:08,195 --> 00:25:10,007
What? Why are you telling me?
611
00:25:10,772 --> 00:25:12,873
Because I thought you'd like to know.
612
00:25:12,875 --> 00:25:13,784
Oh.
613
00:25:16,050 --> 00:25:16,993
Okay.
614
00:25:18,381 --> 00:25:19,448
Yeah.
615
00:25:22,496 --> 00:25:23,937
- Here.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
616
00:25:25,351 --> 00:25:27,722
- I can't keep your...
- No. No, I-I don't want that back.
617
00:25:27,747 --> 00:25:29,065
- I gave that to you.
- I can't keep your last copy.
618
00:25:29,066 --> 00:25:31,035
That's... That's yours. I gave that to you.
619
00:25:31,590 --> 00:25:33,178
And now I'm returning it.
620
00:25:33,179 --> 00:25:34,434
Circle of life.
621
00:25:38,517 --> 00:25:39,662
[BOOK FALLS ON TABLE]
622
00:25:43,361 --> 00:25:46,791
I, uh... I wish you and Dr. Heimlock
623
00:25:46,792 --> 00:25:48,443
have a wonderful life together.
624
00:25:49,462 --> 00:25:52,130
And I hope, someday, you grow up
625
00:25:52,131 --> 00:25:53,841
and stop being a dry drunk.
626
00:25:54,069 --> 00:25:55,073
Okay.
627
00:25:55,098 --> 00:25:56,468
So, is this the part now where you tell me
628
00:25:56,469 --> 00:25:57,969
that if I was a nicer person,
629
00:25:57,970 --> 00:25:59,304
I'd have a lot of friends
630
00:25:59,305 --> 00:26:00,872
and bad things wouldn't happen to me?
631
00:26:00,873 --> 00:26:03,305
My life would just be
blow jobs and daffodils?
632
00:26:12,194 --> 00:26:13,254
[DOOR SLAMS]
633
00:26:17,321 --> 00:26:18,861
[SIGHS]
634
00:26:18,886 --> 00:26:20,286
- [SLAMS BOOK]
- Goddamn it.
635
00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:22,989
Hey. You want me to be real?
636
00:26:22,990 --> 00:26:24,935
You want me to really, really be real?
637
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,393
I have fake bags of garbage
that I'll take downstairs
638
00:26:27,394 --> 00:26:30,363
hoping to run into you so that we
can talk for a couple of minutes,
639
00:26:30,364 --> 00:26:32,999
even if it's just you telling
me what an asshole I am.
640
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,201
I sat in that lobby with that record player
641
00:26:35,202 --> 00:26:38,137
for about two-and-a-half hours
with my key in the mailbox,
642
00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:39,639
waiting for you to get home.
643
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,207
And I have mixed feelings about it,
644
00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:43,076
because your taste in
music is fucking dreadful
645
00:26:43,077 --> 00:26:45,977
and there's really nothing
to be done about that.
646
00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:48,081
Your boyfriend is a coward.
647
00:26:48,082 --> 00:26:50,550
Not because he froze
when that guy was choking,
648
00:26:50,551 --> 00:26:51,884
which he did,
649
00:26:51,885 --> 00:26:53,686
but because he's got you moving near him,
650
00:26:53,687 --> 00:26:55,555
but he doesn't have you moving in with him.
651
00:26:55,556 --> 00:26:57,323
And I think that sucks.
652
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,525
And if you do go, my stomach is gonna hurt
653
00:26:59,526 --> 00:27:01,394
for a very, very long time.
654
00:27:01,395 --> 00:27:02,695
So my stomach would appreciate it
655
00:27:02,696 --> 00:27:04,397
if you didn't go.
656
00:27:04,847 --> 00:27:06,733
And I would appreciate it, too.
657
00:27:07,310 --> 00:27:09,002
'Cause you standing here in this hallway's
658
00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:11,174
about the only real thing
in my life right now.
659
00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:17,477
♪
660
00:27:17,478 --> 00:27:21,105
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
661
00:27:22,383 --> 00:27:24,484
♪
662
00:27:25,329 --> 00:27:27,218
CUTTER: You're making no fucking sense.
663
00:27:27,588 --> 00:27:29,489
GARRET: Listen to me. This is
a very, very important part.
664
00:27:29,490 --> 00:27:32,125
When you're up, you're
gonna shimmy-shoo down.
665
00:27:32,126 --> 00:27:35,194
And that's how you get over the obstacle of
666
00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:37,830
that you want to aaaaahhh,
but you're not gonna.
667
00:27:37,831 --> 00:27:39,599
You want that warmth.
You want that blanket.
668
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,245
So you might reach for that bottle.
669
00:27:41,835 --> 00:27:43,292
Maybe that glass dick.
670
00:27:43,470 --> 00:27:45,672
Sucking on that glass dick, right?
671
00:27:45,673 --> 00:27:46,940
I mean, I get it.
672
00:27:46,940 --> 00:27:48,641
But you can't. You can't go to the dick.
673
00:27:48,642 --> 00:27:49,709
You can't go to the bottle.
674
00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:50,876
[CHUCKLES]
675
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:52,298
You got to go in the heart.
676
00:27:52,323 --> 00:27:53,467
Samuel.
677
00:27:53,580 --> 00:27:55,748
- ...and that's when the positivity starts.
- Oh, hey, Mike.
678
00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:58,524
I see the new guy finally got his shoe box.
679
00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:01,721
I trust you're not here to make a scene.
680
00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:03,089
You're never gonna see
the shadow behind you.
681
00:28:03,090 --> 00:28:04,940
- Think about that.
- M... No. Just eavesdropping.
682
00:28:05,827 --> 00:28:08,440
I see you got, uh, someone
else in there running things.
683
00:28:08,817 --> 00:28:10,309
Well, what'd you expect?
684
00:28:11,225 --> 00:28:12,753
The group had to continue.
685
00:28:13,490 --> 00:28:14,861
How's he doing?
686
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,194
[SIGHS]
687
00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:19,473
He shows up on time.
688
00:28:20,446 --> 00:28:22,071
He doesn't shout at the group.
689
00:28:22,876 --> 00:28:24,904
He never uses the word "cunt."
690
00:28:26,064 --> 00:28:27,449
In point of fact,
691
00:28:27,449 --> 00:28:29,156
he follows all the rules to a "T."
692
00:28:29,156 --> 00:28:30,456
You shimmy-shoo,
you shimmy-shoo,
693
00:28:30,456 --> 00:28:31,623
you shimmy-shoo,
you shimmy-shoo.
694
00:28:31,624 --> 00:28:32,791
And then you pop out,
695
00:28:32,792 --> 00:28:34,226
you pop out, you pop out.
696
00:28:34,227 --> 00:28:35,460
That's how it works.
697
00:28:35,461 --> 00:28:36,929
CUTTER: What the fuck am I looking at?
698
00:28:36,930 --> 00:28:38,263
Listen to me! Listen to me!
699
00:28:38,632 --> 00:28:40,265
- That's good.
- ...that's how it works.
700
00:28:40,266 --> 00:28:42,668
I just really came here
to, uh, clear up the thing
701
00:28:42,669 --> 00:28:45,270
- about me flaking on you.
- ...shimmy-shoo and a pop-out,
702
00:28:45,271 --> 00:28:47,499
- and that will help you to overcome...
- You mean, to apologize.
703
00:28:48,466 --> 00:28:49,608
However you want to put it.
704
00:28:51,461 --> 00:28:52,487
[SIGHS]
705
00:28:52,512 --> 00:28:54,146
- Well, I appreciate it.
- If we die...
706
00:28:54,147 --> 00:28:56,348
CUTTER: This is a bunch
of fucking bullshit.
707
00:28:56,349 --> 00:28:58,692
No, Cutter, listen to me!
You're gonna shimmy-shoo...
708
00:28:58,708 --> 00:29:00,452
I should, uh... I should go have a look.
709
00:29:00,491 --> 00:29:01,992
Yeah. I'll see you around, Mike.
710
00:29:02,017 --> 00:29:04,270
GARRET: God forbid you
listen for two seconds!
711
00:29:05,158 --> 00:29:07,659
We have neighbors. It's
completely unacceptable
712
00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:09,328
to have that kind of noise in here.
713
00:29:09,329 --> 00:29:11,063
- You understand?
- I do understand, Father. I apologize.
714
00:29:11,119 --> 00:29:12,869
I had broken into a little ditty,
715
00:29:12,894 --> 00:29:14,277
which was an obvious trigger for...
716
00:29:14,302 --> 00:29:15,929
He's making all the fucking
noise with his Kumbaya!
717
00:29:15,930 --> 00:29:17,331
- Which was a trigger!
- [DOOR OPENS]
718
00:29:17,332 --> 00:29:18,800
Hey, it's Loudermilk!
719
00:29:19,270 --> 00:29:21,805
Any of you fuck-ups wants
to really get better,
720
00:29:21,806 --> 00:29:22,972
you come find me.
721
00:29:23,581 --> 00:29:25,717
Hey, take your shoes off!
722
00:29:26,811 --> 00:29:32,583
[HANNI EL KHATIB'S
"GONNA DIE ALONE" PLAYING]
723
00:29:36,654 --> 00:29:38,588
♪ I'm gonna die alone ♪
724
00:29:38,589 --> 00:29:40,724
♪ Really alone ♪
725
00:29:40,725 --> 00:29:42,793
♪ I'm gonna die alone ♪
726
00:29:44,562 --> 00:29:46,830
♪ I'm gonna die alone ♪
727
00:29:46,831 --> 00:29:48,832
♪ Yeah, really alone ♪
728
00:29:48,833 --> 00:29:52,068
♪ I'm gonna die alone ♪
729
00:29:52,069 --> 00:29:55,572
♪ Got away with so much for years ♪
730
00:29:55,573 --> 00:29:57,273
♪ It's bound to catch up ♪
731
00:29:57,274 --> 00:29:59,342
♪ And I'm ready for tears ♪
732
00:29:59,343 --> 00:30:02,912
♪ To fall down, down my face ♪
733
00:30:02,913 --> 00:30:06,349
♪ Down my lips without a trace ♪
734
00:30:06,350 --> 00:30:08,685
♪ Got me feeling like this ♪
735
00:30:08,686 --> 00:30:10,987
♪ And I know that I'ma pray ♪
736
00:30:10,988 --> 00:30:12,689
♪ Pray for the night ♪
737
00:30:12,690 --> 00:30:16,693
♪ I lose my life to the devil inside ♪
738
00:30:16,694 --> 00:30:18,528
♪ I hope that I ride ♪
739
00:30:18,529 --> 00:30:20,563
♪ On a silver tire ♪
740
00:30:20,564 --> 00:30:24,734
♪ That keeps me inside
and safely outta sight ♪
741
00:30:24,735 --> 00:30:26,569
♪ I'm gonna die alone ♪
742
00:30:26,570 --> 00:30:28,671
♪ Yeah, really alone ♪
743
00:30:28,672 --> 00:30:30,708
♪ I'm gonna die alone ♪
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