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This isn't what it looks like.
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So you're not holding
two drinks in your hand
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and getting a BJ?
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You wanna breathalyze me? Go ahead.
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[SQUEALING, HIGH-PITCHED]
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What the fuck?
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- I bet it's a DUI.
- Ben doesn't drink.
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Well, sponsee,
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I think you might want to
open your eyes a little wider.
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What the fuck are you doing
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not telling me my
ex-wife's getting married?!
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Because I didn't want you to freak out!
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Why would you think I would freak out?!
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LOUDERMILK: Why the fuck
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are you still going to Memphis' wedding?
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I was invited.
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It doesn't mean anything to you
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that I told you that I'm
still in love with her?
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I know, man, but I already RSVP'd.
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And besides, I promised
Memphis that I would be there,
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- and I prefer not to break my promises.
- Yeah?
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Well, you promised me you'd stay sober.
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When did I do that?
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When you became my sponsor,
you said, "Loudermilk",
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I promise that I will do everything I can
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"to help you stay clean,
including lead by example."
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Oops.
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Oops? That's what you fucking got?
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I'm sorry, okay?
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I've been very, very
stressed out, and I got weak.
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- It happens.
- Yeah.
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But that doesn't mean
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that you should start
drinking again, too, okay?
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Well, like I could after
that Tony Robbins pep talk.
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- [SIGHS]
- I don't know, you know?
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Maybe finding out about
this wedding is a...
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Was a godsend or something.
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Oh, yeah, I'm sure God was all about
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you breaking and entering into my safe.
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It's not breaking or entering. I live here.
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And I didn't have to break into your safe
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'cause I was able to crack
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your fuckin' Da Vinci
Code-level password, Ben.
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Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha. That was good.
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All right, so I'll pack my bags.
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Is this a formal wedding?
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No, you know, T-shirt
and flip-flops.
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It's like a Jimmy Buffet vibe.
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Of course it's formal.
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Not that it matters in
that you're not invited.
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Well, I might want to
break in and stop the thing,
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and I don't want to be underdressed.
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- Oh, fuck me.
- Now what?
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[SIGHS] I'm gonna have
to take what's-her-name.
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Why? Are you worried
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she's gonna sleep in one
of our beds or something?
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She's only been sober
for a couple months, man.
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She'll be mainlining
before we start the car.
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Didn't even think about the bed thing.
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- [BOTTLE CAP CLATTERS]
- Come on.
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Is that how it's gonna be now?
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You're gonna drink in the
apartment, in front of me?
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All right. I'm sorry, you're right.
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No more drinking...
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in the apartment...
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while you're home. We cool?
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[FRANZ FERDINAND'S "STAND
ON THE HORIZON" PLAYS]
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ The North Sea sings,
"Won't you come to me baby?" ♪
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I still don't get why I had to come, too.
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It's too early in your recovery
for you to be left alone.
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Besides, I need somebody
watching Ben while I tinkle.
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You sure it's okay to just ditch the group?
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I'm not ditching the group.
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What?
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New Guy's gonna be covering for me.
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- New Guy?
- Yeah.
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Why that asshole?
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Because...
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by the time I get back,
they'll be so happy to see me,
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- they'll forget I ditched them.
- [SCOFFS]
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I know that Loudermilk usually
begins by mocking everybody...
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And sometimes that could
be cute and disarming...
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But I prefer the Cornell
way of really pow...
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Hey, where is Loudermilk?
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It's kind of a secret.
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We're not supposed to tell Father Mike.
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I'm not even sure I'm
allowed to tell you guys.
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Well, obviously, if he
told your silly little ass,
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you can tell us, too.
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You know, I was thinking that, too,
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but then I realized I'm the one he asked
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to lead the group in his absence,
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so he probably holds me in a higher esteem.
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Huh.
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He just picked you because he knew
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you were a power-hungry little fuck
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who would wet his pussy at the mere thought
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of running this shitty...
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Hey, first of all, I don't have a pussy.
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I have a penis just like you.
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Prove it.
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- What?
- I'm serious.
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Find some tweezers and
do your best to locate it,
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and pull it out,
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a-and we'll all get as close as we can,
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and we'll... And we'll squint
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to try to see what you're talking about.
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Yeah, yeah?
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Well, you're not gonna
need tweezers, buddy!
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You're gonna need a spatula!
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And besides, I'm not
gonna show you my penis,
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and you know why?!
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'Cause my voice proves it.
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Doesn't my voice prove I have one?
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Not really.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Are you fucking serious?
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I can't drink in the car now, either?
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- Come on.
- Dude, it's a really long drive,
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and you know I'm an alcoholic!
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Please.
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That's bad enough in front of me,
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but there's a very
delicate flower in the back
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who's at an extremely impressionable age.
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Ben's been drinking his ass
off for the last two weeks,
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and if he just quits cold turkey,
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he might get the DTs.
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You knew he was off the wagon?
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Looks like you're the only one
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who didn't know, Sherlock Homo.
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[LAUGHS] "Sherlock Homo"!
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All right, all right, all right, all right.
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Can we agree that you're not
gonna drink behind the wheel,
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at least?
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You know, you really
are a control freak, man.
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B-By the way, I'm the only
one out of the three of us
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who still has a license,
so I make the rules.
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- Cheers.
- Great.
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What if we get in an accident?
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Huh?
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- Or...
- [SIREN WAILS]
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- Is that...?
- Or that.
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- Where?
- Oh, my God.
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Oh, that guy's... Oh, boy. Okay, okay.
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Great. I'm going to jail.
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Again.
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Don't worry.
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The only person going to
jail is the drunk driver.
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You've been driving pretty erratically
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- over the past couple miles.
- Oh.
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Is that right?
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Um, I'm sorry about that.
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Have you been drinking?
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No, officer. When my father used to drink,
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he would beat my mother,
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and I swore I'd never take a
drop of alcohol my whole life
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and I never have.
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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Well... just slow down, okay?
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I don't know why we were
going so fast anyway.
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I mean, we're all in such
a rush to go nowhere, right?
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I mean, where are we all going?
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How are we gonna get there?
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What's gonna happen to us, you know?
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Like, who's up there? I don't know.
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Right?
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What the fuck was that?!
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What? I was just improvising a little.
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I was trying to help you out.
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Okay. Well, this isn't the
fucking Groundlings, okay?
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I had that.
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That was a shitty thing to lie about, Ben.
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You're gonna get bad karma for that.
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Oh, okay.
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So, let me get this straight...
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Would it have been better if it were true
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and my father did beat my mother?
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- Yeah.
- You make me sick.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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♪
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Come on, man. We got to go in here?
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Yes.
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You've been driving for
seven straight hours,
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and we're not missing meetings.
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Oh, yeah, meetings are so important.
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I've been going for years.
Look how I turned out.
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Hey, you had a relapse.
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You got to get back in there and open up.
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Talk about whatever it is that set you off.
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Yeah, I've been having flashbacks
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- of daddy hitting mommy.
- I'm serious, man.
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What the fuck is going on with you?
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I don't know. Nothing!
Everything. [SNIFFLES] Life.
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You know, it's never just one thing.
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Look, man, are you sure
you want to go in here?
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It looks like we're walking
into a Klu Klux clambake.
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We're alcoholics. We're all the same.
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Don't be elitist, man.
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You're go... Wait. Hold on.
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You're calling me elitist? You?
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I'm only elitist about music.
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Uh, and coffee, facial hair,
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serial commas, dim sum... hats!
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- You're so fucking particular about hats!
- All right, fine, fine!
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I'm elitist, fine!
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I'm not fucking elitist about this.
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All right? This is recovery.
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That's the great equalizer.
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Anybody who's battling addiction
has a story worth telling.
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[SIGHS]
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LOUDERMILK: You know, your wife dumps you,
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you play a lot of games
with yourself where you...
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You try to... You know,
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you magnify all of her flaws,
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like her tacos were soggy,
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she couldn't punctuate...
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You know... I mean, I'd come
home to a note that would say,
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"Honey, I'll be home at
5:00, comma, I love you,"
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and it's two fuckin' sentences.
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Anyway, that's...
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It's a lot of bullshit. Right?
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You're just trying to
con yourself into thinking
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that you're better off without
her and it's time to move on,
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but I...
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[SIGHS] Man, I can't.
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You know what, man? I don't get you.
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I mean, you lost Memphis four years ago.
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Why is this just hitting you now?
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'Cause up till now,
there's always been hope.
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I mean, once she marries some other dude...
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that's it... It's over.
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Hey, you ever try picturing her
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taking a real stinky shit?
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That always works for me.
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No.
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♪
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You really surprised me in there. I mean...
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you don't even share like
that with your own group.
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Just felt safe, I guess.
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I don't know. I mean,
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I don't give a shit what they think.
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Well, I had no idea
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you were still so in hung up on Memphis.
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I told you I was.
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When I talk, do you not listen to me?
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- I drift in and out.
- Oh.
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Seriously, though, man,
that was some heavy shit.
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I mean, you got me thinking
that maybe this wedding
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is the last thing you need to do.
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What are you talking about?
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Listen, man, this is the real world,
255
00:09:29,059 --> 00:09:30,485
not a movie, and in the real world,
256
00:09:30,485 --> 00:09:32,342
brides don't back out of their own wedding.
257
00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,341
This trip could kill you, Sam.
258
00:09:34,776 --> 00:09:37,152
You know what? Fuck New Orleans.
259
00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,749
Why don't we go somewhere
fun, like Miami or L.A.?
260
00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,663
We'll find ourselves some new chicks.
261
00:09:43,592 --> 00:09:44,615
Look...
262
00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,999
I know in my gut that if
I just look her in the eye
263
00:09:47,999 --> 00:09:49,178
and tell her how I feel,
264
00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:51,646
she's gonna realize that
she feels the same way
265
00:09:51,646 --> 00:09:53,488
and call the goddamn thing off.
266
00:09:56,332 --> 00:09:57,807
So that's what I got to do.
267
00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:06,200
♪
268
00:10:07,576 --> 00:10:09,944
Hey, group is in session! Take your seats!
269
00:10:09,982 --> 00:10:11,684
Oh, yeah, we'll take our
seats as soon as you show us
270
00:10:11,709 --> 00:10:13,113
your clit already. [LAUGHTER]
271
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,815
Very funny. You know,
I don't have a clitoris,
272
00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,950
and I get way hotter
chicks than any of you.
273
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,552
[LAUGHTER]
274
00:10:18,842 --> 00:10:20,377
Oh, you guys think that's funny?
275
00:10:20,377 --> 00:10:21,408
You don't believe it?
276
00:10:21,408 --> 00:10:23,328
Well, how many of you are
this close to dating Rihanna?
277
00:10:23,596 --> 00:10:25,231
Just 'cause you play the skin flute
278
00:10:25,231 --> 00:10:27,494
thinking about Rihanna doesn't
mean you're gonna date her.
279
00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:29,287
Oh, yeah, make your
jokes, but you know what?
280
00:10:29,313 --> 00:10:31,766
I'm the one who's gonna
be tapping her, not you.
281
00:10:31,810 --> 00:10:34,299
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You talking about Ri-Ri?
282
00:10:34,422 --> 00:10:36,591
Rihanna, the singer? The... Come on, now.
283
00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:38,722
The one that's in "Annie"? That Rihanna?
284
00:10:38,747 --> 00:10:40,048
Yeah, Rihanna.
285
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,086
I donated a lot of money to her causes,
286
00:10:42,295 --> 00:10:43,889
she finally agreed to follow me on Twitter,
287
00:10:43,889 --> 00:10:45,724
and I'm gonna ask her out this week.
288
00:10:45,724 --> 00:10:47,709
- Are you back on meth?
- [LAUGHTER]
289
00:10:48,126 --> 00:10:49,639
Hey, she might say yes.
290
00:10:49,706 --> 00:10:51,232
Stranger things have happened.
291
00:10:51,274 --> 00:10:52,908
Really? Like what?
292
00:10:53,967 --> 00:10:55,316
They cloned a sheep.
293
00:10:55,657 --> 00:10:56,843
That don't beat that!
294
00:10:56,843 --> 00:10:58,444
[LAUGHTER]
295
00:10:58,444 --> 00:11:00,141
Deal me in. What you got?
296
00:11:02,159 --> 00:11:03,484
Where the hell is Loudermilk?
297
00:11:03,484 --> 00:11:04,827
Oh, I'm in charge.
298
00:11:05,152 --> 00:11:07,922
Uh, he's away for, uh... For an hour.
299
00:11:08,371 --> 00:11:09,694
For an hour?
300
00:11:09,906 --> 00:11:11,256
Okay, three days.
301
00:11:12,516 --> 00:11:14,224
He left the group for three days,
302
00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:15,556
and he didn't tell me?
303
00:11:15,994 --> 00:11:17,996
Yeah, sounds kind of bad
when you say it that way,
304
00:11:17,996 --> 00:11:19,764
but, you know, in fairness to him, Father,
305
00:11:19,764 --> 00:11:22,005
he did have an important ceremony to go to.
306
00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:25,207
- A funeral?
- Uh, actually, it was a wedding.
307
00:11:26,659 --> 00:11:28,821
Loudermilk abandoned this group...
308
00:11:29,509 --> 00:11:31,053
to go to a wedding?
309
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,022
Put out the goddamn smokes!
310
00:11:34,669 --> 00:11:36,480
It's a goddamn historical landmark!
311
00:11:36,675 --> 00:11:38,344
Why the fuck did you throw Loudermilk
312
00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:39,899
under the bus, ass-chin?
313
00:11:39,961 --> 00:11:41,703
- I didn't.
- MAN: Yeah, you did.
314
00:11:41,733 --> 00:11:43,802
- You ratted him out.
- What are you talking about?
315
00:11:43,802 --> 00:11:45,203
You all saw it with your own eyes...
316
00:11:45,249 --> 00:11:47,233
Father Mike verbally waterboarded me.
317
00:11:47,258 --> 00:11:48,625
You snitch.
318
00:11:49,299 --> 00:11:52,169
You gave the keys to my room
319
00:11:52,893 --> 00:11:56,619
to an obsessive-compulsive
meth-head fuck
320
00:11:56,706 --> 00:11:58,322
so you could go to a wedding?!
321
00:11:58,353 --> 00:12:00,260
Hey, hey, hey, hey, language.
322
00:12:00,384 --> 00:12:01,412
Come on.
323
00:12:01,437 --> 00:12:03,726
I thought you took your
responsibilities here seriously.
324
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,310
I do. Th-This is...
325
00:12:05,853 --> 00:12:08,703
Look, I'm not just going
to bang bridesmaids, okay?
326
00:12:08,703 --> 00:12:09,837
I'm...
327
00:12:10,071 --> 00:12:11,446
I'm going after the bride.
328
00:12:11,446 --> 00:12:15,283
This is a serious dereliction
of conscience and duty
329
00:12:15,283 --> 00:12:19,120
to abandon people who
depend on you being there.
330
00:12:19,503 --> 00:12:21,178
It's the... It's the last straw.
331
00:12:21,518 --> 00:12:23,091
I'm taking the room away from you,
332
00:12:23,091 --> 00:12:25,260
and I'm gonna give the
room to somebody who cares.
333
00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:26,595
Look... That...
334
00:12:26,595 --> 00:12:28,196
I don't get a second chance?
335
00:12:28,196 --> 00:12:31,466
You ran out of second
chances five chances ago!
336
00:12:31,466 --> 00:12:32,801
Don't bother coming back here!
337
00:12:32,801 --> 00:12:34,260
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]
338
00:12:34,804 --> 00:12:35,829
Hello?
339
00:12:39,096 --> 00:12:40,813
- [SIGHS]
- Shit, man.
340
00:12:40,838 --> 00:12:42,699
Did he just take your group away from you?
341
00:12:42,745 --> 00:12:43,676
Yeah.
342
00:12:45,134 --> 00:12:46,764
Wow. I-I'm sorry, man.
343
00:12:47,037 --> 00:12:49,853
Hey, it's probably a good thing.
344
00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:53,033
I mean, most of the people
in that group suck, right?
345
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,054
Except for Cloud and... and Cutter.
346
00:12:56,228 --> 00:12:58,141
Where the fuck's Cutter
been lately, anyway?
347
00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:02,042
I'm gonna take Mom and
Scamper out here for a walk.
348
00:13:02,791 --> 00:13:05,618
Make sure Mama Bear's
motor faculties are okay.
349
00:13:05,987 --> 00:13:07,933
You gonna be okay in here by yourself?
350
00:13:07,971 --> 00:13:10,678
No. Can I please go home now?
351
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:11,719
Why?
352
00:13:11,719 --> 00:13:13,621
So you can be reunited
with your two besties...
353
00:13:13,621 --> 00:13:14,912
Booze and heroin?
354
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,639
I'm not going home. I'm
going to my goddamn job!
355
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,499
Don't you take the Lord's name in vain,
356
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,190
you ungrateful cocksucker!
357
00:13:23,142 --> 00:13:25,470
Yeah, that would be a
real tragedy of justice,
358
00:13:25,517 --> 00:13:27,908
you not being able to come
up with some catchy slogan
359
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:30,916
so more people could drink
themselves to an early grave.
360
00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:32,513
For me, it would.
361
00:13:32,864 --> 00:13:34,581
Don't go snooping around.
362
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,743
I have better things to do than snoop.
363
00:13:36,768 --> 00:13:37,758
Like what?
364
00:13:37,772 --> 00:13:39,174
You're triple-locked in a trailer,
365
00:13:39,199 --> 00:13:40,423
and the TV don't work.
366
00:13:41,343 --> 00:13:42,811
Damn. Suddenly, I feel bad.
367
00:13:44,684 --> 00:13:48,087
First 200 pages are
slow, but stick with it.
368
00:13:52,563 --> 00:13:54,423
[DOOR CLOSES, LOCK CLICKS]
369
00:13:55,242 --> 00:13:56,291
[SIGHS]
370
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:57,779
[DOORKNOB RATTLING]
371
00:13:58,694 --> 00:13:59,885
[GROANS]
372
00:14:00,596 --> 00:14:01,830
No, no, no, no.
373
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:37,774
♪
374
00:14:37,798 --> 00:14:39,798
_
375
00:14:40,002 --> 00:14:41,213
MARIKA: I don't know why,
376
00:14:41,252 --> 00:14:44,055
but I always end up dating
guys who treat me bad.
377
00:14:44,389 --> 00:14:47,623
They're either abusers or cross dressers.
378
00:14:48,358 --> 00:14:50,615
Not that all cross dressers are bad,
379
00:14:51,362 --> 00:14:52,859
but the guy I dated...
380
00:14:53,783 --> 00:14:55,199
He used to pee on me.
381
00:14:55,490 --> 00:14:56,991
[SIGHS] I don't know.
382
00:14:56,991 --> 00:14:59,345
Maybe I just deserve
guys that treat me bad.
383
00:14:59,791 --> 00:15:03,461
Hey, Marika, you know that is not true.
384
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:07,763
There is a goodness in you
that lifts all of us every day.
385
00:15:08,323 --> 00:15:10,751
Don't let the bad people
diminish the good in you.
386
00:15:10,812 --> 00:15:12,376
What the fuck are you doing?
387
00:15:13,690 --> 00:15:15,444
I'm sorry, new friend,
388
00:15:15,444 --> 00:15:17,727
d-do you disagree with the
counsel that I'm giving?
389
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,715
Why the fuck are you drinking in a meeting?
390
00:15:19,716 --> 00:15:23,270
Uh, we... we don't speak at
"decibel 10" in here, friend.
391
00:15:23,463 --> 00:15:26,266
Um, we never like to go
above a five, actually.
392
00:15:26,581 --> 00:15:28,183
What is wrong with you?!
393
00:15:28,381 --> 00:15:30,283
Excuse me, sir, could you back off?
394
00:15:30,283 --> 00:15:32,385
- He was talking to me.
- You're okay with him drinking?
395
00:15:32,385 --> 00:15:34,259
Judge not lest ye judge yourself.
396
00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:36,184
No, let's judge, okay?
397
00:15:36,289 --> 00:15:37,607
You're a doormat.
398
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:38,615
Don't be.
399
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,379
Stop dating assholes who pee on you.
400
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,383
You, stop drinking in
the middle of a meeting!
401
00:15:42,383 --> 00:15:44,051
You're not supposed to do that.
402
00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:46,887
Oh, don't dump your liberal
bullshit on me, okay?
403
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:48,650
This isn't about politics.
404
00:15:48,675 --> 00:15:50,656
I happen to know what
I'm talking about, okay?
405
00:15:50,681 --> 00:15:53,117
- I'm a leader myself.
- Was a leader.
406
00:15:53,142 --> 00:15:54,313
Was?
407
00:15:54,338 --> 00:15:55,977
Uh, what'd, you get canned?
408
00:15:56,015 --> 00:15:59,132
Now, what, because I took a
couple of personal days off,
409
00:15:59,177 --> 00:16:00,114
I'm not a...
410
00:16:00,137 --> 00:16:01,427
You... You abandoned your group?
411
00:16:01,452 --> 00:16:02,954
I didn't abandon anybody.
412
00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:05,524
I-I-I left them with
the... the new guy.
413
00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:08,552
Yeah, yeah, he's been sober
for like what, uh, two weeks?
414
00:16:08,558 --> 00:16:09,893
More than him!
415
00:16:09,893 --> 00:16:11,428
And you're judging me? You know what?
416
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:14,903
I had my relapse like six months ago.
417
00:16:15,956 --> 00:16:17,143
And believe me,
418
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,447
the last thing I thought I
should do was to walk in here.
419
00:16:20,582 --> 00:16:21,952
But then I realized,
420
00:16:22,714 --> 00:16:24,939
if I don't have the
strength to help myself,
421
00:16:26,184 --> 00:16:29,006
I might still have the strength
to help those who depend on me.
422
00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:33,015
So, unlike you, Mr. Selfish,
423
00:16:33,343 --> 00:16:34,998
I came to these meetings
424
00:16:35,238 --> 00:16:39,111
because the word "abandon" is
not in my personal vocabulary.
425
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:41,935
- [APPLAUSE]
- Thank you.
426
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,236
Thank you very much.
427
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,671
Excuse me, uh... [CLEARS THROAT]...
428
00:16:44,672 --> 00:16:46,140
Would you mind if I had a little...
429
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:47,511
Just a skosh of the, uh...
430
00:16:47,536 --> 00:16:49,076
- Oh, you want a drink?
- I would love one.
431
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:51,045
I just relapsed myself.
432
00:16:51,045 --> 00:16:52,580
- My name's Ben, by the way.
- Russell. What's going on?
433
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:53,848
- Okay.
- How you doing?
434
00:16:53,848 --> 00:16:55,482
- This will be good.
- All right.
435
00:16:55,733 --> 00:16:58,395
- Oh. Here we go.
- Ben.
436
00:16:58,786 --> 00:17:01,074
Mm. We were driving forever,
437
00:17:01,074 --> 00:17:02,675
- and Mr. Selfish didn't want to stop...
- Ben!
438
00:17:02,675 --> 00:17:04,768
- Okay. All right.
- Hey, cheers, huh?
439
00:17:04,768 --> 00:17:06,737
- Oh, yeah, cheers.
- Good luck, everybody.
440
00:17:06,738 --> 00:17:09,440
♪ I'm on the highway ♪
441
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,243
♪ Heading out into chance ♪
442
00:17:12,243 --> 00:17:14,846
♪ Gotta find my happiness ♪
443
00:17:14,846 --> 00:17:18,127
♪ It's missing again ♪
444
00:17:18,174 --> 00:17:20,543
♪ Following the river road ♪
445
00:17:20,543 --> 00:17:24,113
♪ To the banks of Maurice ♪
446
00:17:24,113 --> 00:17:26,549
♪ That's where I find it ♪
447
00:17:26,549 --> 00:17:29,126
- ♪ That's where it is ♪
- [LAUGHING]
448
00:17:29,652 --> 00:17:32,555
♪ Oh, some people
got to get the juice ♪
449
00:17:32,555 --> 00:17:35,257
♪ But I can't help it
if I get the blues ♪
450
00:17:35,257 --> 00:17:37,359
♪ This way ♪
451
00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:41,163
♪ Oh, this way ♪
452
00:17:41,163 --> 00:17:45,734
♪ Yeah, I know I got
to turn around... ♪
453
00:17:45,734 --> 00:17:47,169
You sure you got enough?
454
00:17:47,169 --> 00:17:48,838
You still got six hours to go.
455
00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:50,973
No, I know. I was thinking the same thing,
456
00:17:50,973 --> 00:17:52,808
but I don't want them to get warm,
457
00:17:52,808 --> 00:17:54,810
so, you know, unless I get a cooler,
458
00:17:55,253 --> 00:17:56,821
I thought it'd be smarter
459
00:17:56,821 --> 00:17:58,554
to just pull over later and get more.
460
00:17:58,723 --> 00:18:00,093
I was kidding.
461
00:18:01,192 --> 00:18:03,875
[LAUGHING]
462
00:18:07,532 --> 00:18:08,537
[GROANS]
463
00:18:09,951 --> 00:18:12,297
Yeah, get those and
rub them under your arms
464
00:18:12,337 --> 00:18:13,712
every half an hour or so.
465
00:18:13,738 --> 00:18:15,057
Rub them under yours.
466
00:18:15,082 --> 00:18:16,837
Snappy comeback. I'm
gonna go to the bathroom.
467
00:18:16,893 --> 00:18:18,528
I want you to keep an eye on him, yeah?
468
00:18:18,528 --> 00:18:20,363
Dude, he's a grown-ass man.
469
00:18:20,363 --> 00:18:21,946
He can take care of himself.
470
00:18:22,198 --> 00:18:24,600
[LAUGHING] And he goes, "I'm just joking."
471
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,068
[LAUGHING]
472
00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:27,719
'Cause he thought it was too many.
473
00:18:28,465 --> 00:18:30,281
Just make sure he doesn't piss on the floor
474
00:18:30,306 --> 00:18:31,774
or wander into traffic.
475
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,722
License or no license,
I'm driving from now on.
476
00:18:34,777 --> 00:18:36,466
Yeah. All right.
477
00:18:36,863 --> 00:18:38,955
Don't forget this one. Beautiful!
478
00:18:44,593 --> 00:18:45,608
Where is he?
479
00:18:45,633 --> 00:18:46,561
Who?
480
00:18:46,606 --> 00:18:47,578
Ben.
481
00:18:48,635 --> 00:18:49,883
How should I know?
482
00:18:49,908 --> 00:18:51,539
'Cause you're supposed to be watching him!
483
00:18:51,810 --> 00:18:53,561
Okay, assignment Nazi.
484
00:18:53,622 --> 00:18:54,921
I had to go, too.
485
00:18:54,946 --> 00:18:56,678
You were in there for like 20 minutes.
486
00:18:56,737 --> 00:18:57,867
So you didn't see where he went?
487
00:18:58,021 --> 00:18:59,523
He's probably still in there.
488
00:18:59,561 --> 00:19:01,214
- He's not.
- Check the bathroom.
489
00:19:01,253 --> 00:19:02,783
I just came from the bathroom.
490
00:19:04,497 --> 00:19:05,589
Jesus Christ.
491
00:19:05,615 --> 00:19:08,752
♪
492
00:19:08,752 --> 00:19:09,990
Ben!
493
00:19:10,221 --> 00:19:11,328
Ben?!
494
00:19:14,973 --> 00:19:16,282
CUTTER: Watch your step.
495
00:19:16,282 --> 00:19:19,022
Okay, baby. Oh, sweetie, come on.
496
00:19:19,218 --> 00:19:21,586
Oh, mommy's gonna be all right.
497
00:19:22,513 --> 00:19:24,075
Love you, rascal. Lay down.
498
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:25,803
[DOOR CLOSES] Go to bed now.
499
00:19:26,519 --> 00:19:27,960
How's Mom?
500
00:19:28,216 --> 00:19:29,962
Why don't you ask her yourself?
501
00:19:30,352 --> 00:19:31,797
You think 'cause she's old,
502
00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:33,053
she's not a human being?
503
00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:34,575
Not a person?
504
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:36,227
No.
505
00:19:37,756 --> 00:19:39,330
You looking at my scrapbook?
506
00:19:39,468 --> 00:19:41,794
Oh, yeah. I, uh...
507
00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:42,899
It's mine.
508
00:19:43,621 --> 00:19:44,692
What?
509
00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:47,371
It's just pictures of you
hanging out with a buddy.
510
00:19:51,142 --> 00:19:52,499
That wasn't just a buddy.
511
00:19:53,843 --> 00:19:55,231
That's Ollie.
512
00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,081
My sponsee.
513
00:20:05,993 --> 00:20:07,759
And he's dead 'cause of me.
514
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,006
Cutter, you can't blame yourself
515
00:20:12,006 --> 00:20:14,456
when... when someone else decides to do...
516
00:20:15,906 --> 00:20:17,595
whatever they're gonna do.
517
00:20:19,204 --> 00:20:20,441
Yeah.
518
00:20:22,685 --> 00:20:23,959
Yeah, I can.
519
00:20:23,959 --> 00:20:27,396
I was always on his ass,
trying to do the best I could,
520
00:20:27,397 --> 00:20:30,133
just like... I do with you.
521
00:20:33,812 --> 00:20:35,075
[SIGHS]
522
00:20:35,617 --> 00:20:37,357
And then, one day, he had a slip.
523
00:20:44,170 --> 00:20:45,493
And I got so mad
524
00:20:45,493 --> 00:20:47,777
'cause he didn't go to a
fuckin' meeting with me!
525
00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:51,991
And then I said...
526
00:20:53,608 --> 00:20:55,327
"You want it your way, big shot?"
527
00:20:55,352 --> 00:20:56,412
Go ahead.
528
00:20:59,077 --> 00:21:01,505
"Go ahead and s-see where it gets you."
529
00:21:09,384 --> 00:21:11,109
An hour later, I got the call.
530
00:21:13,477 --> 00:21:14,656
Uh...
531
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,180
An hour later, I got the call.
532
00:21:18,804 --> 00:21:22,160
♪
533
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,867
You did the best you could.
534
00:21:24,394 --> 00:21:25,729
♪
535
00:21:26,099 --> 00:21:27,302
I mean...
536
00:21:28,274 --> 00:21:30,328
you can't control
537
00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:32,837
everything somebody does.
538
00:21:33,998 --> 00:21:36,885
I mean, shit, we can't
even control what we do.
539
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,068
I could've did more.
540
00:21:40,143 --> 00:21:42,346
♪
541
00:21:42,452 --> 00:21:44,533
What more could you possibly have done?
542
00:21:46,341 --> 00:21:48,930
You can't control someone 24 hours a day.
543
00:21:49,586 --> 00:21:50,726
I mean, unless you...
544
00:21:51,419 --> 00:21:53,694
handcuff someone to your trailer and...
545
00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:56,414
that's not the answer.
546
00:21:57,025 --> 00:22:03,031
♪
547
00:22:03,677 --> 00:22:04,914
Sorry.
548
00:22:05,572 --> 00:22:07,897
Hey, hey, hey, I-it's okay.
549
00:22:09,401 --> 00:22:11,155
At least I understand
550
00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:13,852
why you're so extreme with me.
551
00:22:14,008 --> 00:22:20,315
♪
552
00:22:20,649 --> 00:22:22,117
We got to get you home.
553
00:22:24,817 --> 00:22:26,132
R-Really?
554
00:22:27,956 --> 00:22:29,318
OFFICER: You sure he's gone?
555
00:22:29,693 --> 00:22:30,756
Positive.
556
00:22:30,756 --> 00:22:32,591
We've been searching for him for two hours.
557
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,294
But you said his car is still here.
558
00:22:35,319 --> 00:22:36,497
That's right.
559
00:22:37,202 --> 00:22:40,215
Well, how could he be gone
if his car is still here?
560
00:22:43,538 --> 00:22:46,264
Uh... I don't understand
561
00:22:46,319 --> 00:22:47,538
the question, I guess,
562
00:22:47,564 --> 00:22:49,147
but that's kind of my point.
563
00:22:49,179 --> 00:22:50,847
That's how I know something is wrong
564
00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:53,181
is because his car is here and he's not.
565
00:22:54,338 --> 00:22:56,178
Maybe he hitchhiked somewhere.
566
00:22:56,377 --> 00:22:58,621
Left you the keys on the front tire.
567
00:22:59,309 --> 00:23:01,621
People do that around here all the time.
568
00:23:01,957 --> 00:23:04,147
Why would he hitchhike when he has a car?
569
00:23:04,642 --> 00:23:05,638
I don't know.
570
00:23:05,670 --> 00:23:07,900
Maybe he wanted to get away from you
571
00:23:08,005 --> 00:23:10,106
but he didn't want to leave you in a lurch.
572
00:23:11,230 --> 00:23:12,933
Did you check the front tire?
573
00:23:13,077 --> 00:23:15,780
L-Look, he loves that car, okay?
574
00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:17,982
He would never, ever hitchhike somewhere
575
00:23:17,982 --> 00:23:19,130
and leave the car.
576
00:23:19,158 --> 00:23:20,927
If he was trying to ditch
us, he would take the car,
577
00:23:20,952 --> 00:23:22,687
and he would leave us to hitchhike.
578
00:23:24,267 --> 00:23:27,473
Well, he doesn't sound like
much of a friend if he'd do that.
579
00:23:27,872 --> 00:23:29,640
So why do you care if you find him?
580
00:23:30,591 --> 00:23:32,309
No, because he di... That's a hypo...
581
00:23:32,896 --> 00:23:34,911
He didn't do that, okay?
582
00:23:35,357 --> 00:23:37,726
Look, I'm... I'm really afraid
583
00:23:37,726 --> 00:23:39,449
something bad has happened, you know?
584
00:23:39,481 --> 00:23:41,157
Like he wandered into
the woods and passed out
585
00:23:41,204 --> 00:23:43,006
or he got hit by a truck or something.
586
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,974
He'd been driving for a bunch of hours,
587
00:23:44,974 --> 00:23:46,476
and... and... And he was pretty drunk
588
00:23:46,476 --> 00:23:47,844
by the time we pulled over.
589
00:23:47,844 --> 00:23:49,630
Whoa, whoa. Wait a second.
590
00:23:51,715 --> 00:23:53,786
You let your friend drive drunk?
591
00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:57,754
Um, yeah, I-I-I
lost my license,
592
00:23:57,754 --> 00:23:59,887
and so did she, so...
593
00:23:59,974 --> 00:24:01,034
That's...
594
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,538
I ought to arrest you.
595
00:24:04,074 --> 00:24:05,742
For what? For being an enabler?
596
00:24:05,742 --> 00:24:07,010
You can't arrest me for that.
597
00:24:07,768 --> 00:24:08,846
Mm.
598
00:24:09,890 --> 00:24:11,763
Touchy, sir.
599
00:24:12,477 --> 00:24:13,626
Touchy.
600
00:24:15,324 --> 00:24:16,481
"Touchy?"
601
00:24:16,942 --> 00:24:18,030
"Touchy?"
602
00:24:18,526 --> 00:24:19,840
Do you mean "touchÃ"?
603
00:24:20,719 --> 00:24:21,969
Yeah.
604
00:24:36,652 --> 00:24:44,471
♪
605
00:24:44,556 --> 00:24:45,757
Home run, huh?
606
00:24:49,331 --> 00:24:50,740
You crushed it, right?
607
00:24:51,326 --> 00:24:52,477
"Crushed it"?
608
00:24:53,146 --> 00:24:54,919
No, I didn't crush it.
609
00:24:55,137 --> 00:24:56,780
How was I supposed to crush it
610
00:24:56,780 --> 00:24:58,248
when you had me locked inside a trailer
611
00:24:58,248 --> 00:24:59,516
when I should've been preparing?!
612
00:24:59,516 --> 00:25:01,518
It was a fucking disaster!
613
00:25:01,780 --> 00:25:03,782
It took me 15 minutes to explain
614
00:25:03,782 --> 00:25:05,776
why I had dental floss in my forehead!
615
00:25:06,117 --> 00:25:07,858
You should've told them
it was an antiseptic.
616
00:25:07,858 --> 00:25:10,127
[LAUGHING] An antiseptic!
That's great! Yeah, no!
617
00:25:10,127 --> 00:25:11,862
Next time, I'll bring you in
618
00:25:11,862 --> 00:25:14,264
so you can ruin my life
in front of everybody!
619
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:16,266
Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
Don't bite my head off.
620
00:25:16,718 --> 00:25:18,803
It's like you said back at the trailer...
621
00:25:18,855 --> 00:25:20,290
You can't control everything.
622
00:25:20,335 --> 00:25:21,527
Everyone!
623
00:25:21,552 --> 00:25:23,980
I-I said you can't control everyone.
624
00:25:24,164 --> 00:25:25,799
Things you can control,
625
00:25:25,799 --> 00:25:27,900
like... like doing
great at a pitch meeting!
626
00:25:28,034 --> 00:25:29,535
That's a controllable thing
627
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,711
if you have the fucking time to prepare!
628
00:25:32,456 --> 00:25:33,877
Oh, fuck!
629
00:25:38,144 --> 00:25:45,218
♪
630
00:25:46,763 --> 00:25:49,541
[SNORING]
631
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:54,833
MAN: Fried chicken, order up!
632
00:25:54,834 --> 00:25:58,557
- [CELLPHONE RINGS]
- ♪ You can lay down and die ♪
633
00:25:59,839 --> 00:26:01,074
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]
634
00:26:01,167 --> 00:26:03,083
Ben, where the hell are you?!
635
00:26:03,148 --> 00:26:05,293
BEN: Okay. Everything's
fine, but I was kidnapped.
636
00:26:05,417 --> 00:26:06,406
What?
637
00:26:06,406 --> 00:26:07,941
Yeah, the second I walked
out of the bathroom,
638
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:09,442
a guy ambushed me and
forced me into his car.
639
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:10,944
Okay. Where are you?
640
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:12,445
- I'll call the police.
- No, no, no, no.
641
00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:13,913
Look, that won't be necessary.
642
00:26:13,913 --> 00:26:15,932
I got him talking about
his childhood and shit.
643
00:26:16,082 --> 00:26:17,559
He feels really bad now.
644
00:26:17,605 --> 00:26:19,643
I think he just wanted some
company driving to New Orleans.
645
00:26:20,198 --> 00:26:22,200
I'm sorry. You're... You're in New Orleans?
646
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:23,568
Yeah, yeah.
647
00:26:23,568 --> 00:26:24,606
I mean, of all the places
648
00:26:24,631 --> 00:26:26,374
this guy wanted to go, New Orleans.
649
00:26:26,404 --> 00:26:27,739
And, um, you know,
650
00:26:27,739 --> 00:26:29,161
it's got me thinking
that maybe you're right.
651
00:26:29,161 --> 00:26:30,896
You know, maybe God is behind all this.
652
00:26:30,896 --> 00:26:32,864
I don't... I-I-I'm not
following that at all.
653
00:26:33,315 --> 00:26:34,550
Tell you what, man.
654
00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:35,599
Why don't you just take my car,
655
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,752
drive back to Seattle?
656
00:26:36,752 --> 00:26:38,286
How am I gonna do that?
I don't have the keys.
657
00:26:38,286 --> 00:26:39,855
I put them on the front left tire.
658
00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:41,676
Oh, for fuck's sake...
659
00:26:41,942 --> 00:26:43,501
Yeah, Ben, listen, okay?
660
00:26:43,501 --> 00:26:45,443
I'm on my way. I'm
coming to you, all right?
661
00:26:45,468 --> 00:26:47,937
Just, uh, you got to do me
a favor, though, all right?
662
00:26:48,005 --> 00:26:50,767
- I need you to talk to Memphis.
- Me?
663
00:26:50,792 --> 00:26:53,209
- You... You want me to talk to her?
- Yeah. Yeah, I... I...
664
00:26:53,234 --> 00:26:55,145
You know, I need you to
grease the wheels a little bit.
665
00:26:55,171 --> 00:26:56,383
Okay. That sounds good.
666
00:26:56,383 --> 00:26:57,589
Look, I got to go, but
you could probably...
667
00:26:57,589 --> 00:26:58,890
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]
668
00:26:58,890 --> 00:27:00,458
[CELLPHONE CLICKS]
669
00:27:00,458 --> 00:27:04,458
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS]
670
00:27:04,696 --> 00:27:14,439
♪
671
00:27:14,439 --> 00:27:20,445
♪
672
00:27:22,681 --> 00:27:23,765
[SIGHS]
673
00:27:23,791 --> 00:27:27,791
[FOXYGEN'S "FOLLOW THE LEADER" PLAYS]
674
00:27:29,454 --> 00:27:32,256
♪
675
00:27:34,393 --> 00:27:35,714
Hello, Memphis.
676
00:27:35,968 --> 00:27:37,401
Hello, Ben.
677
00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:40,909
♪
678
00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:45,814
♪ Hey, babe, you know it's true ♪
679
00:27:45,814 --> 00:27:49,818
♪ I, I'm in love with you, babe ♪
680
00:27:49,818 --> 00:27:51,080
♪ But you're never ♪
681
00:27:53,021 --> 00:27:54,689
♪ No, you're never gonna be ♪
682
00:27:56,655 --> 00:28:01,660
♪ Yeah, all the shotgun
lovers on the avenue ♪
683
00:28:01,660 --> 00:28:04,863
♪ Yes, it's true, he's
much too old for you ♪
684
00:28:04,863 --> 00:28:06,097
♪ Babe, but you never ♪
685
00:28:08,733 --> 00:28:13,942
♪ No, you're never gonna be ♪
686
00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:22,647
♪ I know sometimes everyone
wants to be someone else ♪
48686
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