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Back in the '80s, TV gave us
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some of the most
iconic friendships ever.
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Ricky had Alfonso. Natalie had Blair.
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Tattoo had Ricardo Montalban.
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But the greatest friendships of
the decade came from my family.
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Barry had his trusted Jenkintown Posse.
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I ran with the badass theater geeks.
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And we were kings of the school, kinda.
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My dad's crew was our dog,
Lucky, and his ratty old chair.
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Even my mom found a group of friends.
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They were a gang
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of busybody yentas
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who proudly called
themselves the "Frentas."
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They were known for
their power-walking,
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gossiping, and matchmaking.
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You are an expert.
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Beverly, this match is inspired.
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I know.
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I dug down deep and pictured myself
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being thanked at their wedding.
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Hey! We're sharing a private,
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supercharged, erotic moment over here!
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We've been spotted! Run! Run!
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And the height of their Frentaship
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was their weekly brunches.
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Guess who brought fresh-cut flowers.
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And guess who brought
bagels n' schmears.
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And guess who brought mimosas.
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Come on in! Sunday's funday!
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I just punished my insides.
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- I got to unbutton.
- Tummy so full.
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I'm a ticking time bomb.
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What happened to my eggs Florentine,
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crusty sausage puffs,
and fluffy Bevcakes?
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Oh, that was for you guys?
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Yes. Who else would it be for?
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We just thought someone
abandoned a four-person brunch,
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so we were like, "Let's go to town."
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It's fine. We can just have the bagels.
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- Linda, look out!
- They're back!
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I don't even know how they got here!
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They're like raccoons!
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Get! Get! Get!
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? I'm twisted up inside ?
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? But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say ?
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Synced and Corrected by YesCool
www.adidc7ed.com
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? I don't know the future ?
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? But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ?
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It was March 28, 1980-something,
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and me and the theater geeks
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were about to have our worlds rocked.
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Shut up! Shut up! Shut your tiny mouths!
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Not to be dramatic, but
I have mind-melting news
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that will change your lives forever!
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I am talking about
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"Joseph and the Amazing
Technicolor Dreamcoat."
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The national tour starring
triple threat David Cassidy
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is coming to Philly.
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- Did you get us tickets?
- Better.
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In each city, they hire local
kids to be the children's choir
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that sings live onstage.
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And guess who sent them a
tape of last year's Winter Jam
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and harassed them until they said yes.
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- You?
- Me!
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Holy balls!
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We're gonna tread the boards
of the Walnut Street Theatre!
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I heard the kids in Pittsburgh
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got to have bios in the "Playbill"!
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We should dine at
restaurants while we can,
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'cause soon, we're gonna
be mobbed by adoring fans.
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All of your expectations
are completely reasonable.
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Next stop, Broadway!
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Dad, I have amazing news!
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All I need is for you to
drive me to play rehearsal
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in downtown Philly during
the height of rush hour
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for the next three months.
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Oh, that was the first
time I said that out loud.
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- Can I go back?
- Wait a minute.
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This is every day? What about homework?
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Homework is for people
who can't do this.
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Stop. I'm not gonna have you flunk out
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'cause of some goofy play.
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Goofy? Okay, let me put this
in terms you'll understand.
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This would be like if I was asked
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to do a hockey thing for, like...
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What's the Broadway of hockey?
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There's clearly no answer
that's gonna work for both of us.
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Dad, it's totally unfair if you say no.
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I mean, you drive Barry
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to his wrestling
matches and hockey games.
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Well, that's completely different.
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- How?
- I like those things.
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You see the distinction?
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While my theater future looked bleak,
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Barry and his boys were watching
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their favorite movie, "Colors,"
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the story of gang life and
the friendships that survive.
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Man, I always thought "Red Dawn"
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was the most awesome movie about colors,
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but it's "Colors."
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They're a fiercely
loyal group or friends.
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They're just like us, ya know?
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I love you, JTP.
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All: JTP.
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Oh, man, I feel like
I want to hug you guys.
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But let's play football instead.
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Frentas al fresco.
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Does it get any better than this, girls?
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That's pass interference!
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Essie Karp's big dumb
head got in the way!
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Sweet! Various cheeses.
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Oh, yeah.
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Barry! We're having Sunday
Funday in the backyard,
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so you kids go play in the front yard.
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Fine. We'll just play at Andy's house.
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His awesome mom is always so welcoming
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and makes the best snacks.
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It's Barry's new tactic
to bend Bev to his will.
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Please! I make mine with
love and lots of mayonnaise.
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She literally can't stand the idea
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of being replaced by another mom.
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Yeah, but she always makes
you feel at home, you know?
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My body was your home for nine months.
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Yeah, so you claim.
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Watch the master at work.
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Have fun with your
pals... Mrs. Goldberg.
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Barry, wait.
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Take the backyard.
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My real mom's love has brought me back!
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Oh!
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Ladies, always a pleasure.
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- JTP!
- JTP!
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Close call.
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They almost went to
another yard for football.
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Bev, we're your best friends.
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We help each other out
through thick and thin, right?
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- Of course.
- Then it's our job to tell you
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that boy manipulates
the hell out of you!
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- Played you like a fiddle.
- Please.
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I invented emotional
blackmail and guilt.
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That's my jam.
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Well, then he learned from the best.
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Thanks to her friends, my mom
realized she was being played.
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Meanwhile, a play about Joseph
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made my friends divas
and me the odd man out.
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Last night's rehearsal was amazing.
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I love how loose we all
get as the night wears on.
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Yeah, that's when David
Cassidy says the magic happens.
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Okay, stop the madness!
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None of you actually know David Cassidy.
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Adam! David is a colleague.
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I can't have this negativity.
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I have to perform tonight,
and if I'm not 100%,
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that's just not fair to the audience.
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I'm gonna say something
controversial, Adam.
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I think you're acting
petty 'cause you're jealous.
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Of course I am! You're rubbing elbows
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with the hottest stars
of regional theater
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and getting special treatment at school.
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Hey, when we're here,
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we're just regular
students, like everyone else.
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Okay! Time for some vocal warm-ups!
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Of course, those of
you who are in "Joseph"
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can come with me for some hot cocoa
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in the teachers lounge.
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I can't have my stars
straining their voices.
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Um, what about the rest of us?
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Oh. Uh, you have a sub this period.
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All right, you musical scrubs!
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It's my understanding that you guys are
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the theatrical equivalent
of bench riders.
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So, I'm gonna whip you into
shape with some suicide scales
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and some voice sprints.
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Those aren't real things, Coach.
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Also, I should be with the talent,
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not stuck here with these dirtbags
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who take choir for an easy "A."
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Why are you never this
fired up in gym class?
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'Cause I'm a theater geek, Coach,
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not that you'd ever understand.
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That's a flag on the assumption!
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Really? You like musicals?
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Last month, my lady love,
Ms. Cinoman, dragged me
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to a community college
for an evening of theater.
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I had prepared myself
for a night of misery,
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when out of nowhere,
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this troupe of cats came
crawling down the aisle.
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They were singing, dancing,
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with their athletic thighs
and their gymnastic voices.
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I wish I could remember
what that show was called.
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"Cats."
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No. That's not it.
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It'll come to me.
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The point is, that was the night
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my love for musical theater was born.
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That's it! If I can get
my dad to see "Joseph,"
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then he'll turn into a theater
geek and finally get me!
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All it took for me was
seeing one dancing cat show.
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I think it was called "Pets."
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"Cats"! It's called "Cats"!
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All right, smarty pants!
Drop and give me 20!
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20 what?
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Monologues. Stage laps.
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No, wait! Vocal tongue
twisters! Move it!
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Mommy made me mash my M&Ms.
Mommy made me mash my M&Ms.
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Mommy made me mash my M&Ms.
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As my theater dreams crumbled,
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my mom and the Frentas were
standing strong against Barry.
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Aw, Bar?
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The moms are back, and this time
they have Donkey Kong hammers.
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Mom, today's the JTP Bowl!
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Go play your lady golf somewhere else.
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And so the great
Goldberg turf war began,
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and only one gang of friends
would be left standing.
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Sorry, Pickle. Your end
zone is now our brunch zone.
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Fine. Then we'll all go
play at Naked Rob's house.
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His awesome mother always greets us
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with Ecto Coolers, Pringles, and hugs.
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Once again, Barry used
his latest technique
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of emotional manipulation
to trap my mom.
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But for the first time ever,
she didn't take the bait.
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You were cutting it close there.
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We were about to head
over to Mrs. Naked's house.
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Say "hi" to the Nakeds for me.
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But, you're supposed to beg me to stay
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and try to match or beat
the snack offer of Pringles.
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Well, my friends made me
realize you've been playing me.
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Well, you know what I think?
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Those "friends" of yours
are a bad influence!
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Please! You don't even know 'em!
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Believe me, I've lived a long time.
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I know a bad apple when I see one!
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Pfft! I can be friends
with whoever I want!
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Don't you walk away
from me, Young Lady Mom!
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?
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Okay, I'm putting my foot down.
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This is our yard, so please go!
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Your yard? Oh, no, honey.
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This yard belongs to us now.
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Let's make one thing clear.
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This turf belongs to the JTP.
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JTP!
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Only turf I see belongs to us.
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- Ain't that right, Frentas?
- Frentas!
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Oh, no. They did a call-and-response.
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Took us years to get there.
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Here's an idea.
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Why don't you run inside
and fix Essie a fresh mamose.
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You hear that, JTP?
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They think we work for them!
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No, bro. It's two parts
O.J. to one part champagne.
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Okay, everyone stop!
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00:09:05,942 --> 00:09:06,974
What is going on right now?
254
00:09:07,076 --> 00:09:08,776
Seems like your mom
turned the tables on you
255
00:09:08,878 --> 00:09:10,544
'cause her friends
helped her learn and grow.
256
00:09:10,613 --> 00:09:13,147
Well, then, we must seek
guidance from the only person
257
00:09:13,216 --> 00:09:15,249
who knows how to outsmart
Beverly Goldberg...
258
00:09:15,318 --> 00:09:17,985
My sister, Erica.
259
00:09:18,087 --> 00:09:19,820
No.
260
00:09:19,889 --> 00:09:21,989
So... no Erica? At all?
261
00:09:22,091 --> 00:09:23,324
That is all we're gonna get.
262
00:09:23,393 --> 00:09:25,226
Aw. But I was really looking
forward to seeing her this week.
263
00:09:25,295 --> 00:09:27,128
Well, if you think about
it, she's off at college,
264
00:09:27,230 --> 00:09:28,362
so it really makes no sense
265
00:09:28,431 --> 00:09:30,398
why she'd be involved in any of this.
266
00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,399
So, now what?
267
00:09:31,501 --> 00:09:33,334
Now we take our yard back.
268
00:09:33,436 --> 00:09:36,237
We're in a real-life turf war, JTP,
269
00:09:36,339 --> 00:09:38,639
two rival gangs going head-to-head,
270
00:09:38,741 --> 00:09:40,207
just like in that movie "Colors."
271
00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:42,143
I don't think this
is anything like that.
272
00:09:42,245 --> 00:09:44,312
We were there first, and they
came and took our backyard.
273
00:09:44,414 --> 00:09:45,579
What's different?
274
00:09:45,682 --> 00:09:47,948
"Colors" is an incredibly
real and poignant movie
275
00:09:48,051 --> 00:09:49,550
about socioeconomic factors
276
00:09:49,652 --> 00:09:51,185
that created a political
tinderbox within...
277
00:09:51,287 --> 00:09:52,620
Now you get it!
278
00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:54,855
We're in a real-life war, just
like in that movie "Colors."
279
00:09:54,957 --> 00:09:57,158
Guys, we live in the
suburbs of Jenkintown.
280
00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:58,559
It's super offensive to compare our...
281
00:09:58,661 --> 00:10:01,429
Bro, just get on board.
He's not letting this one go.
282
00:10:02,832 --> 00:10:04,765
Fine. We're in a turf war.
283
00:10:04,867 --> 00:10:05,833
- "Colors"!
- "Colors"!
284
00:10:05,935 --> 00:10:06,834
- "Colors"!
- "Colors"!
285
00:10:06,936 --> 00:10:08,469
"Colors," I guess.
286
00:10:10,658 --> 00:10:13,172
I was on a mission to
make my dad a theater geek.
287
00:10:13,337 --> 00:10:14,772
But there was only one way to get him
288
00:10:15,095 --> 00:10:16,962
to actually watch a musical... lie!
289
00:10:17,064 --> 00:10:18,764
Dad, I have amazing news!
290
00:10:18,866 --> 00:10:21,133
You say that a lot,
but it never pans out.
291
00:10:21,201 --> 00:10:23,135
Oh. Then I guess I can't
interest you in these...
292
00:10:23,203 --> 00:10:24,603
hockey sport tickets!
293
00:10:24,671 --> 00:10:26,638
Wait. You got us Flyers tickets?
294
00:10:26,740 --> 00:10:28,874
It does say that on
the envelope, so yes.
295
00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,208
The two of us together?
296
00:10:30,310 --> 00:10:32,177
Listen, I'm always pushing
you to understand my stuff,
297
00:10:32,246 --> 00:10:33,712
so, for once, I thought
it'd be cool for you...
298
00:10:33,814 --> 00:10:34,646
Whoa!
299
00:10:34,715 --> 00:10:36,348
Thank you. This means everything.
300
00:10:36,417 --> 00:10:38,150
- Oh, boy.
- All my life,
301
00:10:38,218 --> 00:10:40,552
the only way I knew how to
connect with other people
302
00:10:40,621 --> 00:10:41,820
was through sports.
303
00:10:41,889 --> 00:10:43,288
A hug. That's unexpected.
304
00:10:43,357 --> 00:10:45,157
And when I realized
you had no interest...
305
00:10:45,259 --> 00:10:46,525
This is a really long hug.
306
00:10:46,593 --> 00:10:48,293
I just didn't know how to get close.
307
00:10:48,395 --> 00:10:49,628
But now I can!
308
00:10:49,696 --> 00:10:52,063
The important thing is, I
bought us tickets to something.
309
00:10:52,132 --> 00:10:53,298
Doesn't matter what.
310
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,734
You know, once you discover
the magic of hockey,
311
00:10:55,836 --> 00:10:57,302
then you'll see what I see,
312
00:10:57,404 --> 00:10:59,004
and you'll become a true puck head.
313
00:10:59,106 --> 00:11:00,605
Kind of like how seeing a musical
314
00:11:00,707 --> 00:11:01,907
could turn you into a theater geek?
315
00:11:03,177 --> 00:11:04,776
You know, normally, I
don't get your jokes,
316
00:11:04,845 --> 00:11:06,178
but it's already working!
317
00:11:06,246 --> 00:11:10,115
Oh-oh-oh, man. I am so looking
forward to this hockey game.
318
00:11:10,217 --> 00:11:11,249
Me too!
319
00:11:11,318 --> 00:11:12,551
Mmmmmwah!
320
00:11:12,619 --> 00:11:15,086
This is a really long hug.
321
00:11:15,189 --> 00:11:16,488
Coach!
322
00:11:16,557 --> 00:11:18,957
My plan backfired, and now if I
don't take my dad to the Flyers,
323
00:11:19,059 --> 00:11:19,958
I'll break his heart!
324
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,126
I'm on my shake break.
325
00:11:21,195 --> 00:11:22,661
Don't you have any other
friends you can talk to?
326
00:11:22,763 --> 00:11:24,162
They're all in "Joseph."
327
00:11:24,231 --> 00:11:26,097
Please help me find sports tickets.
328
00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:27,699
What's the TKTS of hockey?
329
00:11:27,768 --> 00:11:29,167
All right, I'm gonna help you out here.
330
00:11:29,269 --> 00:11:30,769
I share season tickets to the Flyers
331
00:11:30,838 --> 00:11:32,270
with 16 other gym teachers.
332
00:11:32,372 --> 00:11:33,505
You'd do that for me?
333
00:11:33,574 --> 00:11:36,174
No. I'd do it for my
lady love, Ms. Cinoman.
334
00:11:36,276 --> 00:11:37,676
This musical is her creative vision,
335
00:11:37,778 --> 00:11:38,743
and I got to support it.
336
00:11:38,846 --> 00:11:40,312
All she did was send in a tape.
337
00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:44,616
I think you and I both know
she's the heart of this show.
338
00:11:47,421 --> 00:11:50,922
So much egg, beets thick.
339
00:11:50,991 --> 00:11:53,258
Thanks to Mellor, I
scored some hockey tickets.
340
00:11:53,327 --> 00:11:56,194
Meanwhile, Barry was evening
the score with the Frentas.
341
00:11:56,296 --> 00:11:57,596
It's now or never, boys.
342
00:11:57,664 --> 00:11:59,364
We're not just at war for our turf,
343
00:11:59,466 --> 00:12:00,866
we're at war for our honor.
344
00:12:00,968 --> 00:12:02,734
Again, there is no war...
345
00:12:02,803 --> 00:12:04,436
Just a minor disagreement
with your mother.
346
00:12:04,538 --> 00:12:07,072
And we're taking that mother down.
347
00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:11,109
? Colors, colors,
colors, colors, colors ?
348
00:12:11,178 --> 00:12:14,813
? I am a nightmare walkin',
psychopath talkin' ?
349
00:12:14,915 --> 00:12:16,815
? King of my jungle,
just a gangster stalkin' ?
350
00:12:16,917 --> 00:12:18,383
? Livin' life like a firecracker ?
351
00:12:18,485 --> 00:12:19,784
? Quick is my fuse ?
352
00:12:19,887 --> 00:12:21,853
? Then dead as a death
pack, the colors I choose ?
353
00:12:21,922 --> 00:12:24,356
? Red or Blue, Cuz or
Blood, it just don't matter ?
354
00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:26,992
? Sucka die for your life
when my shotgun scatters ?
355
00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:30,629
? Colors ?
? The gangs
of L.A. will never die ?
356
00:12:30,697 --> 00:12:32,397
? Just multiply, colors ?
357
00:12:32,466 --> 00:12:34,366
? Colors, colors ?
358
00:12:34,468 --> 00:12:37,402
You guys lose something? Like your turf?
359
00:12:37,504 --> 00:12:38,370
JTP!
360
00:12:38,472 --> 00:12:39,371
All: JTP!
361
00:12:39,473 --> 00:12:40,872
? Colors, colors ?
362
00:12:40,974 --> 00:12:43,475
? Colors, colors, colors ?
363
00:12:43,577 --> 00:12:45,844
Ladies, choose your weapons.
364
00:12:45,946 --> 00:12:47,612
? Colors, colors ?
365
00:12:47,681 --> 00:12:49,848
? My pants are
saggin', braided hair ?
366
00:12:49,950 --> 00:12:52,317
? Suckas stare, but I don't care ?
367
00:12:52,386 --> 00:12:54,753
? My game ain't
knowledge, my game's fear ?
368
00:12:54,855 --> 00:12:57,422
? I've no remorse,
so squares beware ?
369
00:12:57,524 --> 00:12:59,991
? But my true mission
is just revenge ?
370
00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:02,627
? You ain't in my set,
you ain't my friend ?
371
00:13:02,729 --> 00:13:05,564
? Wear the wrong color,
your life could end ?
372
00:13:05,666 --> 00:13:07,532
Uh, Bar?
373
00:13:07,634 --> 00:13:09,634
I think we lost the turf war.
374
00:13:09,736 --> 00:13:11,536
? Colors, colors, colors ?
375
00:13:11,605 --> 00:13:13,238
? Colors, colors ?
376
00:13:13,307 --> 00:13:14,839
What am I looking at right now?
377
00:13:14,942 --> 00:13:16,107
It's a gazebo.
378
00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:18,677
And that's French for "Eat [bleep]."
379
00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:21,446
- Ouch.
- It's over.
380
00:13:21,515 --> 00:13:23,481
- Told you.
- Incredible craftsmanship.
381
00:13:23,584 --> 00:13:25,383
? Colors ?
382
00:13:27,187 --> 00:13:30,655
I am so jealous of you,
your first hockey game.
383
00:13:30,724 --> 00:13:31,823
There's nothing like it!
384
00:13:31,892 --> 00:13:33,592
Must be like opening
night at the theater.
385
00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:34,926
Not that you would know.
386
00:13:35,028 --> 00:13:36,795
Yeah, I was super bummed
to be watching ice sports
387
00:13:36,897 --> 00:13:39,431
instead of toe-tapping musical theater.
388
00:13:39,499 --> 00:13:41,066
But then something magical happened.
389
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,001
Whoa. So fast and effortless.
390
00:13:43,103 --> 00:13:44,869
That's Tim Kerr, left wing.
391
00:13:44,972 --> 00:13:46,771
He's like the Ben Vereen of skating.
392
00:13:46,873 --> 00:13:47,906
Go, go, go!
393
00:13:47,975 --> 00:13:50,675
I discovered hockey kicks ass!
394
00:13:50,777 --> 00:13:51,876
Ohh!
395
00:13:51,979 --> 00:13:53,712
You suck, Winnipeg Jets!
396
00:13:53,814 --> 00:13:55,180
Oh, my God, they're the Jets!
397
00:13:55,282 --> 00:13:56,948
It's like "West Side Story" on ice!
398
00:13:57,050 --> 00:14:00,018
Thanks to my dad, I
became a true hockey nut...
399
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,921
Standing ovation! Standing ovation!
400
00:14:03,023 --> 00:14:04,322
...with a lot to learn.
401
00:14:04,424 --> 00:14:07,058
Oh, yeah! The gloves are coming off!
402
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,660
I love hockey!
403
00:14:08,762 --> 00:14:10,495
I love hockey!
404
00:14:10,564 --> 00:14:12,097
Now I know why Barry never takes off
405
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,632
this dumb Flyers shirt.
406
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:16,368
It's like I'm part of the team,
and I want everyone to know it.
407
00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:18,970
I can't take it. This
is too much, too fast.
408
00:14:19,039 --> 00:14:20,872
I'm gonna give you a hug!
409
00:14:20,941 --> 00:14:22,340
And you know what's even better?
410
00:14:22,409 --> 00:14:24,676
When you go to "Joseph" and
I teach you about what I love!
411
00:14:24,778 --> 00:14:25,744
WazdaJoseph?
412
00:14:25,846 --> 00:14:27,512
We just learned something incredible.
413
00:14:27,581 --> 00:14:29,414
I tried your thing, which
I thought I would hate,
414
00:14:29,483 --> 00:14:31,016
- but I loved it!
- That's true.
415
00:14:31,084 --> 00:14:32,250
Think about it like this.
416
00:14:32,352 --> 00:14:34,285
How did you feel when Dave
Brown was sent to the box
417
00:14:34,388 --> 00:14:36,488
for cross- checking when we
already had the power play?
418
00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:37,956
I was on the edge of my seat.
419
00:14:38,058 --> 00:14:41,026
And that's how you'll feel when
Potifar unfairly jails Joseph.
420
00:14:41,094 --> 00:14:44,162
I can't believe that analogy
completely makes sense to me.
421
00:14:44,264 --> 00:14:46,765
'Cause I love hockey.
We can communicate now.
422
00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:47,832
See how important this is?
423
00:14:47,934 --> 00:14:49,334
Okay! I'll go see the thing.
424
00:14:49,436 --> 00:14:51,202
- To the theater!
- I'm gonna give you a hug!
425
00:14:51,271 --> 00:14:52,837
I'm gonna let ya!
426
00:14:52,906 --> 00:14:55,073
Okay, JTP.
427
00:14:55,142 --> 00:14:58,243
Today, we face a rival gang the
likes of which we've never seen.
428
00:14:58,345 --> 00:15:00,879
They're crafty, they're
pushy, they're old.
429
00:15:00,947 --> 00:15:01,846
What do we do?
430
00:15:01,948 --> 00:15:03,014
I got it!
431
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:04,249
Moms love laundry, right?
432
00:15:04,351 --> 00:15:05,583
So we bring in a basket of clothes
433
00:15:05,686 --> 00:15:07,419
and have them fight
over who gets to fold it.
434
00:15:07,487 --> 00:15:09,454
Or we tell them
the floor's dirty,
435
00:15:09,523 --> 00:15:12,157
watch them scrap over who gets
to mop it to a brilliant shine.
436
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:15,994
Or we say only one of
them has the privilege
437
00:15:16,063 --> 00:15:18,863
of making us an afternoon snack,
and then we watch them fight.
438
00:15:18,965 --> 00:15:20,165
Um, guys?
439
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,000
Your plan is predicated on the idea
440
00:15:22,102 --> 00:15:24,035
that these moms love
cooking and cleaning,
441
00:15:24,137 --> 00:15:25,537
and I don't think they do.
442
00:15:25,639 --> 00:15:27,238
Buzzkill Bradley strikes again.
443
00:15:27,307 --> 00:15:28,940
What does "predicated"
even mean? You suck!
444
00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:31,668
All right, fine. Just do...
Just do the laundry thing!
445
00:15:33,205 --> 00:15:34,838
You realize those boys
are upstairs right now,
446
00:15:34,940 --> 00:15:35,839
plotting against us?
447
00:15:35,907 --> 00:15:37,974
Let them try. We're inseparable.
448
00:15:38,043 --> 00:15:40,643
I am so glad that you finally
stood up for yourself, Beverly.
449
00:15:40,712 --> 00:15:42,312
Oh, well, that's all thanks to you guys.
450
00:15:42,414 --> 00:15:44,080
No! You deserve the credit
451
00:15:44,182 --> 00:15:46,015
for putting that bratty
little jerk in his place.
452
00:15:46,118 --> 00:15:48,118
Whoa! Okay.
453
00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:49,386
Let's not go crazy.
454
00:15:49,488 --> 00:15:51,221
Essie's right... Barry can act like
455
00:15:51,323 --> 00:15:52,889
a bit of a poop head sometimes.
456
00:15:52,991 --> 00:15:56,025
My child's head is not
made of poop, Ginzy.
457
00:15:56,128 --> 00:15:58,728
I mean, do you ever hear me
call your son a dirty man-tramp?
458
00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:00,163
'Cause he so is one.
459
00:16:00,265 --> 00:16:02,265
How dare you. Drew is a gentleman.
460
00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:03,700
Girls, stop. Let's just agree
461
00:16:03,769 --> 00:16:05,635
that both of your sons are meh at best.
462
00:16:05,737 --> 00:16:08,371
Oh, please, Linda. Your precious
little Geoffy is part of this, too.
463
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:11,516
Well, that's just Barry's bad influence.
464
00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:13,843
And so they all broke the
cardinal rule of Frentaship,
465
00:16:13,945 --> 00:16:16,212
never rip on someone else's child.
466
00:16:16,314 --> 00:16:19,015
Baaad news, ladies!
467
00:16:19,117 --> 00:16:20,917
We got a lot of laundry,
468
00:16:21,019 --> 00:16:22,919
and only one of you gets to fold it.
469
00:16:23,021 --> 00:16:24,053
I'm sorry.
470
00:16:24,156 --> 00:16:25,989
No, that's fine, Barry.
They were just leaving.
471
00:16:26,091 --> 00:16:27,257
- Fine by me.
- Perfect!
472
00:16:27,359 --> 00:16:28,625
These bubbles are mine!
473
00:16:30,595 --> 00:16:32,295
What just happened?
474
00:16:32,397 --> 00:16:36,266
I can't have people in my
life who disrespect my kids.
475
00:16:36,368 --> 00:16:38,468
The yard's all yours.
Have fun with your friends.
476
00:16:39,805 --> 00:16:42,272
Does anyone else feel
really bad right now?
477
00:16:42,374 --> 00:16:43,807
- Yeah.
- I do.
478
00:16:43,909 --> 00:16:46,376
Doesn't feel so good to win a turf war.
479
00:16:46,478 --> 00:16:47,710
Colors.
480
00:16:47,813 --> 00:16:48,878
Colors.
481
00:16:50,081 --> 00:16:51,514
It's really nothing like it.
482
00:16:53,051 --> 00:16:56,256
You've got to shut up. It's not...
483
00:16:56,401 --> 00:16:58,472
Now that I shared my
dad's love of hockey,
484
00:16:58,655 --> 00:17:00,652
it was time for him to fall in love
485
00:17:00,704 --> 00:17:02,737
with the glory that is musical theater.
486
00:17:02,806 --> 00:17:05,273
Man, I am so jealous
of you right now,
487
00:17:05,342 --> 00:17:06,741
your first musical.
488
00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:08,043
There's nothing like it.
489
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,946
You know what? I think
this won't be so bad.
490
00:17:11,014 --> 00:17:12,080
With that,
491
00:17:12,149 --> 00:17:13,815
Andrew Lloyd Webber's opus began,
492
00:17:13,884 --> 00:17:16,017
and my dad was totally digging it...
493
00:17:16,086 --> 00:17:17,452
for about 10 seconds.
494
00:17:17,554 --> 00:17:19,054
After that, he was squirming.
495
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,690
These seats are so small.
It's worse than an airplane.
496
00:17:21,758 --> 00:17:23,525
And he was hungry.
497
00:17:26,997 --> 00:17:27,996
Let me do it.
498
00:17:28,065 --> 00:17:30,465
And finally, he was sleepy.
499
00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:33,034
Very, very...
500
00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:34,936
incredibly sleepy.
501
00:17:36,073 --> 00:17:37,872
Dad! Wake up! It's the curtain call!
502
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:40,609
Ah. Great. Let's go.
503
00:17:42,879 --> 00:17:44,079
Never again.
504
00:17:44,181 --> 00:17:45,413
That was so boring!
505
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,749
I've never felt such
exhaustion in my life.
506
00:17:47,851 --> 00:17:48,984
Exhaustion?!
507
00:17:49,052 --> 00:17:50,251
You slept through half the show
508
00:17:50,354 --> 00:17:51,987
and missed all the best Pharaoh songs!
509
00:17:52,055 --> 00:17:53,622
That's another thing...
What's with all the singing?
510
00:17:53,690 --> 00:17:55,090
It's a musical!
511
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,725
Who sings that much? Who does that?
512
00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:58,593
Just think. There had to
be something that you liked.
513
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:00,595
Yeah, that part in the middle
where I thought it was over.
514
00:18:00,697 --> 00:18:01,930
The intermission?!
515
00:18:02,032 --> 00:18:03,665
What do you want from me?!
516
00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:05,300
I don't get theater, Adam.
517
00:18:05,402 --> 00:18:07,435
Then you don't get me.
518
00:18:07,537 --> 00:18:09,404
So, theater wasn't my dad's thing.
519
00:18:09,473 --> 00:18:11,773
But seeing me so hurt
made him do something
520
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,541
I never thought was possible.
521
00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:16,745
Class, a very angry
parent has informed me
522
00:18:16,813 --> 00:18:20,682
that some of you felt excluded
from the "Joseph" tour.
523
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:25,020
So, to make it right, I hereby
change the school musical
524
00:18:25,122 --> 00:18:26,721
to "Joseph" instead of "Cats."
525
00:18:27,991 --> 00:18:29,457
"Cats"! That's the title!
526
00:18:29,559 --> 00:18:31,726
My coat of many colors, please.
527
00:18:31,795 --> 00:18:33,228
It's got sleeves, if
you want to use them.
528
00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:35,063
I'm fine.
529
00:18:35,165 --> 00:18:38,733
? I closed my eyes ?
530
00:18:38,802 --> 00:18:42,404
? Drew back the curtain ?
531
00:18:42,506 --> 00:18:46,307
? To see for certain ?
532
00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:49,678
? What I thought I knew ?
533
00:18:49,746 --> 00:18:51,046
Dad, wait!
534
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,215
You got her to do "Joseph"?
535
00:18:54,317 --> 00:18:55,717
But you didn't even like it.
536
00:18:55,819 --> 00:18:57,118
For sure.
537
00:18:57,187 --> 00:18:59,521
But you finally got me to
see how much it means to you.
538
00:18:59,623 --> 00:19:01,623
I did? How?
539
00:19:01,692 --> 00:19:04,392
I guess now we're
speaking the same language.
540
00:19:04,494 --> 00:19:06,494
I, uh...
541
00:19:06,596 --> 00:19:08,096
I'm gonna hug you now.
542
00:19:08,165 --> 00:19:10,832
Again? We already
hugged twice this week.
543
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:16,571
Well, now it's a hat trick.
544
00:19:16,673 --> 00:19:19,174
? Wonderful and new ?
545
00:19:19,276 --> 00:19:20,675
Hey.
546
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:23,278
Shouldn't you be out brunching,
croqueting, or power-walking?
547
00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:25,880
Well, that's not very
fun when you're alone.
548
00:19:25,982 --> 00:19:28,550
Mom, don't be mad at your
friends for calling me out.
549
00:19:28,652 --> 00:19:30,652
They only did that 'cause
they care about you.
550
00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:31,653
I know.
551
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,855
But after that fight...
552
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:35,690
there's just no turning back.
553
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:38,560
Then I guess now you
can only move forward.
554
00:19:38,662 --> 00:19:40,295
? A flash of light ?
555
00:19:40,397 --> 00:19:42,063
? My golden coat... ?
556
00:19:42,165 --> 00:19:44,432
Wow. Hi.
557
00:19:44,534 --> 00:19:46,334
I can't believe you all came back.
558
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,803
Well, Barry made us realize
559
00:19:48,905 --> 00:19:50,805
that nothing comes between friends.
560
00:19:50,907 --> 00:19:53,274
I thought you said they
were a bad influence.
561
00:19:53,376 --> 00:19:54,709
And that's why they're great for you.
562
00:19:54,811 --> 00:19:57,212
? May I return ?
563
00:19:58,482 --> 00:20:02,784
? To the beginning ?
564
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:05,053
Thanks to Barry, my
mom had her crew back,
565
00:20:05,155 --> 00:20:08,123
and the great Goldberg
turf war came to a close.
566
00:20:08,225 --> 00:20:10,825
To be clear, it was nothing
like the movie "Colors."
567
00:20:10,927 --> 00:20:12,227
But in my world,
568
00:20:12,329 --> 00:20:14,295
a coat of many colors
was more alive than ever.
569
00:20:14,397 --> 00:20:16,164
That's my son!
570
00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:19,267
Look at him bow! Look at him go!
571
00:20:19,369 --> 00:20:21,836
Sure, my dad never did
grow to love the theater,
572
00:20:21,938 --> 00:20:23,538
but when the cast was just right,
573
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,307
he was finally able to change his tune.
574
00:20:26,409 --> 00:20:29,344
'Cause when you got family
and friends by your side,
575
00:20:29,446 --> 00:20:31,513
life truly is a journey worth taking.
576
00:20:31,615 --> 00:20:34,249
? Any dream will do ?
577
00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:36,860
_
578
00:20:36,895 --> 00:20:38,354
Which of you is most
like your TV counterpart?
579
00:20:38,456 --> 00:20:40,756
- Andy Cogan.
- Yeah, it's me.
580
00:20:42,794 --> 00:20:44,660
Mine's too good-looking,
'cause I'm ugly.
581
00:20:47,165 --> 00:20:49,064
Yes, I was the one who
always got the girls,
582
00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:50,766
so I always got good dates.
583
00:20:53,302 --> 00:20:54,616
But he is sensitive and loyal,
584
00:20:54,769 --> 00:20:56,762
which I am... sensitive and loyal.
585
00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:58,592
And I get naked.
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