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Henry, are you almost through
with the pool?
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Yes, Miss Clara.
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Just, "Clara. "Miss Clara
Makes me sound like a
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school marm.
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Yes miss ... er, Clara.
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Maybe Henry would like a
glass of wine?
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It might help you unwind after a
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hard day's work?
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I'm okay, But If you dont
mind i would like
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to taking a shower
before I head out ...
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Now really i don't see
why you don't see
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why you just move
into the guest room.
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Well, for one thing,
my girlfriend would kill me.
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laughter.....
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All right Well, I'll guess
just ... go ahead and take
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that shower, then?
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Now, If you wouldn't mind
locking up after your
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done because the girls
and I are going out in a
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bit.
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You got it.
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I dont know what
has gotten into you?
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I'm sorry, it struck
me as funny!
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Oh, grow up!
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Miss Clara? ... I mean.. Clara!!
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Edwina?
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Victoria?
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Everything okay out there?
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Hello?
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Miss Clara?
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Victoria, is that you?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Victoria?
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Miss Clara?
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I know theres some
one down here.
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Hello ?
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Uhhh, I thought we agreed not to
do this on the new floor,
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I got carried away ...
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I don't think it worked.
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I don't think it did ether.
Where going to have to face it,
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the occasional handyman
isn't going to cut it anymore.
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Where going to make a
major commitment.
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You mean ...?
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Where going to have to
claimed our mates.
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What about Henry?
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I don't know about you, but I
could go for some steak tartar..
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SO, this the place?
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Yep, according to the online ad
and Map-Buddy. You
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want to see the print-out?
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No.
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Man, I don't know about this.
Looks like some swanky digs.
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What?!? This whole
thing was your idea!
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Yeah, but I thought it would be
more low-rent than this.
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Rufus, Don't tell me your
chickening out.
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I'm not chickening out, okay?
I'm being cautious.
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Its the same thing.
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We still have time to apply down
at The Bronko Burger ...
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Guys, we're not working some
lame fast food job! Ok...
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How are we going to be popular
if we're just
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flipping burgers?!?
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Dude where not popular...
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Right, Coopersmith.
We're not popular.
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COOPERSMITH
Huh....
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Like you said, Ok this
was my idea. But look at
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This place man.. I mean, these
ladies have to be rich right?
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So?
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So? They can hire anybody they
want. As in "professionals.
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We don't even look professional.
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I have a laptop ...
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Darwin? Read the ad again?
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"Wealthy single woman seeking
young, agile men for full-time
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live-in maintenance and personal
masseuse positions. Experience
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not necessary, non-smoking
college students preferred.
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Sure, it sounds great on
paper it'sss...
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Wiping up after some old ladys
doesn't sound all
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We're right at their front
door and you guys
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just want to go home?
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Ya and now that you're pointing
that out, We are at their front
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door so we should probably...
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Shut up, Darwin. What's the
worst that can happen?
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They can say "no.
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Ya they can say "no.But whats
happen if we leave here and dont
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do any thing at all?
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Well I have to have to move back
in with my parents 'til fall.
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Right again.
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Your going to have to move in
with your parents. Darwin's
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gonna have to work at his
uncle's computer store. And I'm
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And I'm gonna have to move
back to Idaho. I am not moving
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back to Idaho,
Rufus Ok. I hate Idaho.
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So, Why don't you cowboy up.
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What does that mean ...?
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It means follow me
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Hello! Can I help you?
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Um ... yes. Are you ...
Clara Clayton?
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Yes, the one and only.
And you...?
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Coopersmith...
Charles Coopersmith.
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Why Mister Charles Coopersmith.
What brings you to my door?
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And who are your friends?
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Im Rufus.
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And I'm Darwin. Uh,
"Milo Darwin.
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I see ...
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Umm Well, we're here
-- uh, the three of us
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We're here about the ad you
posted online? The one
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looking for college students to
work here
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for the summer?
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Oh,The ad! Well, you're so
lucky! You're the first of the
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applicants to arrive!
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Great!
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Do we get our own rooms?
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Well we will see about that.
I would like you to meet my
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sisters.
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Sisters?
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Mhhmm...
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Such handsome boys!
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Uh ... thanks.
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Ohh, gracious me,
where are my manners?
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These are my
two lovely sisters...
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They call this one
"Victoria" ...
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... and this one "Edwina".
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Hi...
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It's a pleasure to meet
all three of you.
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Quite.
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Please, have something to drink!
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Uh ... thanks ...
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I'm thirsty ...
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That's an interesting necklace.
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Well, thank you.Ohh It's been in
the family for generations.
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You boys look a little nervous.
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We're fine. Really.
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Are you a virgin to all this?
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Uh ... excuse me?
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What my sister so eloquently
meant to say was, "Are you new
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to living away from home?".
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Yes. Of course.
That's what I meant.
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Oh, well.. Ya you know,we're
college students. So we still
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live on campus?
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Ya We're all sophomores at the
university. I mean, we will be.
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We're all kind of looking for
summer jobs..
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And we're hiring..
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Yes, we ate our last one ...
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Please bear with us, gentlemen.
I'm afraid the three of us have
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a reputation
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for being a little on the
eccentric side.
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You join one witches' coven ...
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Ohhh, the Eighties
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That's a joke, fellas.
It's ok to laugh.
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A joke... Right...
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Well I think its time to
probably ask the usuall
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questions.
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Do you smoke?
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Nope.
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Smoking is bad for you.
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Smoking cigarettes is
bad for you.
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Lots of friends? A girlfriend?
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Lots of girlfriends?
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We're, kinda in the middle
of girlfriends right now.
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You like what you've see?
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Huh?
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Do you like the place?
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Um ... yes. It's very nice.
It's um, kind of reminds me of
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home. You know, if my home was a
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mansion in Malibu ...
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We have three job openings,
which is perfect for you
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gentlemen. We're looking for a
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full-time pool maintenance man,
a cook
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and a personal masseuse.
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But we expect all three of you
to perform house-cleaning
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duties, landscaping ...
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Bartending ...
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No problem.
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Well if there are no more
questions, I think it's safe
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to say, that you are hired!
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They get my vote.
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Absolutely.
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Wow. Really?
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We brought resumes' ...
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I didn't.
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Shouldn't we fill out an
application or a W-Two form.?
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I think a handshake
will do nicely.
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We'll pay you in cash, of
course. No need to get the
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government involved ...
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There's a catch, right?
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No catch.
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By the way,Um which
one of you is the cook?
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Ummmm..
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Ohh Crap...Great! It's me!
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This is the dining room.
Breakfast is at Ten, and dinner
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around Seven..
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And the occasional brunch. Don't
worry; we're easy to cook for.
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No filet mignon or foie gras.
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And no junk food.
We're watching our figures.
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Ka!
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We don't each much ...dinner.
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Pardon me for asking ...
You three are single?
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Who needs husbands when you
have ex-husbands?
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Or can hire three young tasty
morsels like yourselves?
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What my sister means to say is
that, we do enjoy the company.
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Its just that we can be a little
boring, I mean we came to a
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place in life where we are just
three old spinsters.
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You? Spinsters?
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Well, we're not dead yet, Its
just we enjoy are peace and
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quiet. See we grew up overseas,
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on an isolated estate in South
America. We ... prefer our own
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company.
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Excluding the three of you,
of course.
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Besides, if we get bored, we
can always order take out.
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Darwin...
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What the hell, Rufus?!?
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You were having a nightmare ...
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Yeah. I was having a nightmare.
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What are you doing in my room?
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We got a problem.
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Gee, you think? You know,it's
a good thing i took home ec
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high school otherwise,
I wouldn't have
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known how to make the veal
Parmesan I had to make
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last night ...
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Yeah, and it was delicious ok..
Back to me: I don't know
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anything about being a
"personal masseuse.
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Let me recap. You two drafted me
as the cook.. I am not a cook.
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Im not a cook.. If you wanted
me to be the masseuse guy
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somebody else should have
taken the chef job.
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I don't know how to cook,
either!
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You two wanted a "fun summer
job, It's not my fault if you
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don't have any marketable
skills..
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So, what am I supposed to do?
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Well have you ever given
somebody a massage before?
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No ...
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Go ahead take off your shirt.
I'll show you how..
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All right,,,Feel that? You have
to find out where they're most
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,tense then knead the muscles
to get
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the oxygen flowing ...
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This feels pretty good!
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Hey, I wanted to ask you
something. You notice that
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necklace Clara was wearing?
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Could you get my neck while
you're back there?
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I'm being serious! I know I've
seen that necklace before.
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I wasn't paying attention.I mean
Did you see those women?!? I was
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kind of preoccupied
with what they weren't wearing,
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so, no, I didn't
notice any necklace.
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Okay, fine.
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Hey, Seriously, man, if you
want out of this, just quit. Ka,
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Coopersmith and I can handle it.
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Coopersmith won't "handle it
and you know it.
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Okay, I'll handle it. Just
don't stay here if you
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don't want to.
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It's not that ... Its just
there's something weird
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about all this.You know we
get the job right off
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the bat? We're getting free
room and board, great
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pay, these women are
extremely hot and They didn't
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even asks for references? I mean
something about this doesn't
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any of this seem a little
off to you
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Don't look a gift horse in
the mouth.
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Speaking of Coopersmith, how's
he handling his new job
254
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:40,687
Are you kidding me? He's never
been around a swimming pool
255
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:41,754
In his entire life...
256
00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:11,190
I guess you will be next
Mr. Coopersmith ...
257
00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:27,840
I'm ready for your massage ...
258
00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:30,176
Really? You're quite
overdressed.
259
00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:32,211
Overdressed?
260
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:38,517
Yes. I like my masseuses to show
a little more skin. It's a trust
261
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:42,621
issue. The more you show, the
more I feel comfortable showing.
262
00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:46,058
Please, go change into something
a little more trustworthy
263
00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:49,428
In fact, when I get back,
I expect that shirt to be gone.
264
00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:56,502
Which one of us is getting the
massage here?!?
265
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,438
Great! Now, I'm hearing things!
266
00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:37,283
Whoa, what's your problem?!?
267
00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:38,650
Being the pool cleaner sucks!
268
00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:40,018
Yeah, that's why I took the
masseuse job.
269
00:33:40,052 --> 00:33:41,620
Well, I want to trade.
270
00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:44,556
No way, Jose'. That girl Edwina
is making me strip down for
271
00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:45,257
her massage.
272
00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:46,792
Dammit!
273
00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:48,894
Hey, man, this was your idea ...
274
00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:51,563
Ya, i wanted to work here all
summer for three hot ladies.
275
00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:53,932
Not get sunburnt by
the pool all day..
276
00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:16,054
Looks like your massage is
getting postponed.
277
00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:17,556
Maybe he's the pizza
delivery guy?
278
00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:19,791
Ya, he's delivering something,
all right.
279
00:34:19,825 --> 00:34:21,327
Don't rub off your bad karma
on me.I was having a
280
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,027
great morning.
281
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,171
Hello!!!
282
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,675
Are you ... Clara ?
283
00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:38,110
Are you breakfast?
284
00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:41,813
I've been every meal in the
book. But you can call me
285
00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:43,149
"AnsonMam.
286
00:34:43,182 --> 00:34:44,816
I like your manners.
287
00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:47,586
I try. Should I come in?
288
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,757
Well if we're going to come in
your going to have to loose
289
00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:54,260
about ninety percent of that
outfit.
290
00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:58,430
See we like to just cut right
to the chase here.
291
00:34:58,464 --> 00:34:59,665
"We?
292
00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:04,670
Me and my sisters and I hope
you've been taking your vitamins
293
00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:06,472
Oh, I come prepared for
any situation ...
294
00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:03,094
One bed? I like how
you women think.
295
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,374
Time to sleep ...
296
00:36:28,086 --> 00:36:29,621
Is he ready?
297
00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:31,022
He seems to be.
298
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,792
We should be sure.
299
00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:37,696
We only have a few more days,
and "being sure" will be
300
00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:39,831
least of are problems.
301
00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:42,268
Girls? Can we save the
dramatics for later?
302
00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:47,072
Ka.. Light the candle.
303
00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:31,783
By Ba'al and by Carthin, I call
to thee. By Legba by Zuul, I
304
00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:36,822
pledge my life to thee, sweet
Kala-bast
305
00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:39,925
The goddess in all of us...
306
00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:42,761
I pledge my life for thee,
sweet Kala-bast ...
307
00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:49,167
Within this candle's flame, let
the spirit of thy servant flow .
308
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,670
Let the spirit of thy
servant flow ...
309
00:37:52,738 --> 00:37:53,805
The powder ...
310
00:37:56,775 --> 00:38:04,082
Let this powder be as your
ashes, the dust of thy
311
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,517
servant's flesh ...
312
00:38:05,551 --> 00:38:07,519
Thy servant's flesh ...
313
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,422
Thy servant's flesh ...
314
00:38:17,696 --> 00:38:18,964
The oil ...
315
00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:58,036
And with the sacred oil let it
be as your blood..
316
00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:02,007
let it flow over you, give
us eternity ...
317
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,176
GRANT US ETERNITY!!!
318
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:30,035
GRANT US ETERNITY!!!
319
00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:54,860
It worked.
320
00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:59,465
Ohh, Such a handsome boy. Too
bad he was such a jerk..
321
00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:02,367
The others should be ready
soon enough.
322
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,102
We have one small problem.
323
00:40:04,135 --> 00:40:04,436
Which is?
324
00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:08,974
Our chosen ones must come
to us of their own free will.
325
00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:10,676
We need to step up the game.
326
00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:14,713
In a few more days, Kala-bast
will no longer show favor on us.
327
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:21,086
They can surely be persuaded.
And we can surely persuade them.
328
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,788
Talk later. Eat now ...
329
00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:38,604
As you can see, I changed my
wardrobe.
330
00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:40,205
Are you ready for your massage?
331
00:40:40,238 --> 00:40:43,408
Put your shirt back on. I need
you to run a quick errand for
332
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,142
me..
333
00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:44,643
Okay ...
334
00:40:45,511 --> 00:40:47,513
Those are the keys
to Anson's car.
335
00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:48,847
You're talking about the guy who
showed up here a little while
336
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,215
ago, right?
337
00:40:50,248 --> 00:40:54,452
Wow, smart and pretty. Yes. I'm
afraid he had a little bit too
338
00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:56,087
much to drink and had to take a
339
00:40:56,121 --> 00:41:00,091
cab home. What I need you to do
is, drive his car to the public
340
00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:01,860
parking lot next to the Belasco
341
00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:05,430
Bank building downtown. Leave
the keys in the ignition and his
342
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:08,199
car unlocked. I'll call him and
let him know you delivered it.
343
00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:09,367
But ...
344
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,402
Trust me, he'll pick it up as
soon as you get there.
345
00:41:11,436 --> 00:41:12,804
do it myself, but ......
346
00:41:12,838 --> 00:41:15,507
I just painted my nails.
You understand.
347
00:41:15,541 --> 00:41:16,542
How do I get back?
348
00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:18,476
You need change for the bus?
349
00:41:19,511 --> 00:41:22,147
No ... I should be okay ...
350
00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:26,151
Thank you, Rufus. You're a doll.
You can oil me up when
351
00:41:26,184 --> 00:41:27,318
you get back.
352
00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:37,729
I was listening from the
kitchen. This doesn't strike
353
00:41:37,763 --> 00:41:39,197
you as a little off?
354
00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:42,133
Man, who knows? Maybe he was
their dealer or something?
355
00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:43,535
I think he was a gigolo.
356
00:41:44,369 --> 00:41:45,203
A ... what?!?
357
00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:47,272
I think they hired
somebody for sex.
358
00:41:47,305 --> 00:41:48,740
Thats why they got us right?
359
00:41:48,774 --> 00:41:52,143
Right. That's why I think they
hired somebody for sex.
360
00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:53,979
Also, I have a really good view
of the front drive from the
361
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:57,315
kitchen. I haven't seen a
cab all Morning.
362
00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:58,917
Maybe he walked?
363
00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:01,152
Or maybe they chopped him up
into little bits and hid
364
00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:01,987
him in the basement.
365
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:04,089
This place doesn't have a
basement.
366
00:42:04,122 --> 00:42:06,391
Look, I'm just saying, Things
are getting weirder by the
367
00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:07,693
minute.
368
00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:10,596
Ya whatever, Man, I got things
to do. Like I keep saying: don't
369
00:42:10,629 --> 00:42:12,063
look a gift horse in the mouth.
370
00:42:13,832 --> 00:42:16,134
Gift horses don't eat
people ...!
371
00:50:12,643 --> 00:50:15,713
Coopersmith? You okay?
372
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:47,645
Coopersmith! Hey wake up!
373
00:51:29,254 --> 00:51:32,823
Yes, Coopersmith ...
Come to mama....
374
00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:45,029
We're ready for you,
Coopersmith.
375
00:52:54,805 --> 00:52:57,442
Eww.... He's almost too
good to waste ...
376
00:52:58,643 --> 00:53:00,077
Maybe we can keep him ...
377
00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:01,212
As a pet.
378
00:53:02,046 --> 00:53:03,248
What's happening ...?
379
00:53:04,048 --> 00:53:05,616
How did I get here?
380
00:53:05,650 --> 00:53:07,852
I sent for you, Don't you
remember?
381
00:53:07,885 --> 00:53:09,019
No.
382
00:53:09,053 --> 00:53:10,255
Well your here.
383
00:53:10,288 --> 00:53:11,522
I dont remember..
384
00:53:11,556 --> 00:53:12,590
Mhhhm..
385
00:53:12,623 --> 00:53:16,227
Dont you ever think about you,
me and my sisters?
386
00:53:24,602 --> 00:53:27,738
We want you to stay,
Coopersmith.
387
00:53:27,772 --> 00:53:29,206
What's going on here?
388
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,941
We want to play with you,
Coopersmith.
389
00:53:30,975 --> 00:53:35,313
But you have to want it.
You have to ask for it.
390
00:53:35,346 --> 00:53:36,747
Really ask for it ...
391
00:53:36,781 --> 00:53:37,948
Ohhh.. Please?
392
00:53:39,016 --> 00:53:40,985
Put your hands on them
Coopersmith.
393
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,889
That's right, Coopersmith ...
just relax ...
394
00:53:46,624 --> 00:53:49,927
I... I.... This is,, This is to
weird for me....
395
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,996
Don't just touch me and
walk away!
396
00:53:52,029 --> 00:53:54,499
We want a little steak with are
sizzle.
397
00:53:54,532 --> 00:53:57,602
We want to play! Just say "yes!
398
00:53:57,635 --> 00:53:59,770
I shouldn't be going ...
399
00:53:59,804 --> 00:54:01,806
I dont think you will be leaving
soon...
400
00:54:08,879 --> 00:54:10,981
CLARA
Time to sleep ...
401
00:54:57,428 --> 00:55:00,264
You should have let us have our
fun with you Coopersmith.
402
00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:02,433
Then you would have
403
00:55:02,467 --> 00:55:04,068
gone out with a smile ...
404
00:55:06,671 --> 00:55:08,238
Light the candle.
405
00:55:45,710 --> 00:55:50,915
By Ba'al and by Carthis, I call
upon thee. By Legba and by
406
00:55:50,948 --> 00:55:53,183
Zuul, I pledge my life for thee,
407
00:55:53,217 --> 00:55:55,886
sweet Kala-bast, our
goddess of us all ...
408
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:59,757
I pledge my life for thee, sweet
Kala-bast our goddess ...
409
00:55:59,790 --> 00:56:03,928
Within this candle's flame, let
the spirit of thy servant flow.
410
00:56:03,961 --> 00:56:06,564
Let the spirit of thy
servant flow ...
411
00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:13,270
The powder ...
412
00:56:18,108 --> 00:56:19,977
Let this powder be as
your ashes,
413
00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:24,181
The dust of thy servant's
flesh ...
414
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:26,517
Thy servant's flesh ...
415
00:56:50,575 --> 00:56:51,976
The oil ...
416
00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:41,358
And let this sacred oil be as
your blood ...
417
00:57:41,391 --> 00:57:45,395
let it pump over you,and
give us eternity ...
418
00:57:56,406 --> 00:57:58,308
GIVE US ETERNITY!!!
419
00:57:58,342 --> 00:58:00,344
GIVE US ETERNITY!!!
420
00:58:24,168 --> 00:58:30,340
And Now, we have to move faster.
Kala-bast has become impatient.
421
00:58:30,374 --> 00:58:33,010
And you don't want to see an
angry goddess ...
422
00:58:33,043 --> 00:58:35,245
The other two will be
harder to convince.
423
00:58:35,279 --> 00:58:40,450
The solstice is too close.
The time for subtlety is over.
424
00:58:40,484 --> 00:58:43,554
I want our mates ready
for the final ritual.
425
00:58:43,588 --> 00:58:46,624
How? Without anybody suspecting?
426
00:58:46,657 --> 00:58:50,160
That's the least of our worries.
Nobody will come looking for
427
00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:51,896
the boys until it's too late.
428
00:58:52,997 --> 00:58:54,799
Lets get to work, ladies.
429
01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:16,747
We gotta talk.
430
01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:18,783
Can we talk after my cereal?
431
01:00:19,984 --> 01:00:20,718
Hey..
432
01:00:20,751 --> 01:00:21,952
We gotta talk now.
433
01:00:23,553 --> 01:00:24,154
About?
434
01:00:26,957 --> 01:00:28,926
I just saw the sisters
turn into cougars.
435
01:00:30,761 --> 01:00:31,996
Is that a euphemism ...?
436
01:00:32,029 --> 01:00:32,830
No,
437
01:00:32,863 --> 01:00:35,265
I really saw them turned
into cougars.
438
01:00:35,299 --> 01:00:39,937
Big cats. They put Coopersmith
into some kind of a trance and
439
01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:41,972
there was this ritual and
they just
440
01:00:42,006 --> 01:00:43,073
...kkkk!.. Cougars
441
01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:46,410
Dude, please sell me whatever
you're smoking..!!
442
01:00:46,443 --> 01:00:50,447
I'm being serious! I realized
where I saw Clara's amulet.
443
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,017
It's the same design as this
South American totem on
444
01:00:53,050 --> 01:00:54,351
display at the Natural
History Museum.
445
01:00:54,384 --> 01:00:55,252
Kala-bast.
446
01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:58,655
The "who in the "what now ...?
447
01:00:58,689 --> 01:01:03,293
Kala-bast. There was a whole
tribe of Amazons that worshipped
448
01:01:03,327 --> 01:01:05,562
her centuries ago. Ka
they believed
449
01:01:05,595 --> 01:01:09,767
that Kala-bast kept them fed,
kept them healthy and gave them
450
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,936
eternal life. All they
had to do in
451
01:01:11,969 --> 01:01:15,239
return for that was mate with
mortal men from the other
452
01:01:15,272 --> 01:01:16,506
tribes and -- here comes the
453
01:01:16,540 --> 01:01:20,010
important part! --
eat human flesh.
454
01:01:20,044 --> 01:01:22,246
What do you think happened to
that Anson guy who showed up
455
01:01:22,279 --> 01:01:24,314
here? You think he
just left in a
456
01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:26,717
cab? No! They ate him!!!!!
457
01:01:26,751 --> 01:01:29,486
Oh, my God. I mean you have
lost it my friend..
458
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:31,722
They said they grew up in South
America, right?
459
01:01:33,123 --> 01:01:36,326
So maybe they found that amulet
and they're using it to, I don't
460
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:37,294
know, make themselves
461
01:01:37,327 --> 01:01:39,730
young again? Or make
themselves wealthy..
462
01:01:41,565 --> 01:01:44,368
Alright, look, man, I'm feeling
a little under the weather...
463
01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:46,170
I just wanna eat my
breakfast, do
464
01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:48,138
my work for the day and crash.
465
01:01:48,172 --> 01:01:52,342
This is probably more than I
can deal with ...
466
01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:53,643
Something's up with you.
467
01:01:55,012 --> 01:01:57,581
Are you having weird dreams?
Wake up tired?
468
01:01:59,416 --> 01:02:03,453
Ya, Me too. In fact, that's what
woke me up this morning.
469
01:02:03,487 --> 01:02:05,055
It's them. They're doing
470
01:02:05,089 --> 01:02:06,290
this to all of us ...!
471
01:02:06,323 --> 01:02:09,259
Look you need to go home,
Darwin. Seriously. You can't
472
01:02:09,293 --> 01:02:10,394
handle this.
473
01:02:10,427 --> 01:02:12,963
I'm not going any where
not after what i just saw.
474
01:02:12,997 --> 01:02:15,299
I'm gonna go eat my cereal
outside. Have fun being a
475
01:02:15,332 --> 01:02:16,333
crazy person..
476
01:02:57,875 --> 01:03:01,611
Your little friend Darwin
doesn't want to play anymore.
477
01:03:01,645 --> 01:03:03,413
Witch makes us have no use
478
01:03:03,447 --> 01:03:05,983
for him, Except for a morcel.
479
01:03:06,951 --> 01:03:07,751
Any ideas?
480
01:03:08,452 --> 01:03:09,353
Lance.
481
01:03:09,386 --> 01:03:09,419
Lance?
482
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:15,059
The most popular guy on campus..
He would be perfect for you.
483
01:03:15,092 --> 01:03:19,229
Hmmm. You can get him here?
Today?
484
01:03:19,263 --> 01:03:19,997
Yes.
485
01:03:20,697 --> 01:03:21,598
"Yes what?
486
01:03:22,166 --> 01:03:23,333
Yes, mistress ...
487
01:03:23,367 --> 01:03:26,070
Good you will be richly
rewarded.
488
01:03:48,292 --> 01:03:49,826
How did you nerds swing a
place like this?
489
01:03:50,961 --> 01:03:52,863
Man, you'd better not be lying
about this party!
490
01:03:52,897 --> 01:03:54,164
Would I lie to you?
491
01:03:54,198 --> 01:03:56,766
Maybe .. if you thought your
life was in jeopardy.
492
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,068
My life isn't in jeopardy ...
493
01:03:58,102 --> 01:03:59,303
Not yet.
494
01:04:06,510 --> 01:04:10,881
Wow ..What big, strong, rippling
muscles you have ...
495
01:04:10,915 --> 01:04:13,683
Coopersmith didn't tell me
somebody like you would be here.
496
01:04:13,717 --> 01:04:17,054
I'm sure Coopersmith
didn't tell you a lot of things.
497
01:04:27,264 --> 01:04:30,300
I guess you're going to find
those out for yourself now ..
498
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,623
You think I'm crazy now? Since
when does Coopersmith pal
499
01:04:53,657 --> 01:04:55,325
around with Lance? In fact,
500
01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:57,327
Lance is the guy who threw
Coopersmith's bunk off of the
501
01:04:57,361 --> 01:04:58,395
dorm roof a few months ago!
502
01:04:59,429 --> 01:05:01,598
Lance is here to replace you.
503
01:05:01,631 --> 01:05:02,499
Replace me?!?
504
01:05:02,532 --> 01:05:03,833
What the hell are you
talking about?!?
505
01:05:03,867 --> 01:05:06,103
The sisters need their mates in
order to survive. you didn't
506
01:05:06,136 --> 01:05:07,304
want to cooperate with them.
507
01:05:07,337 --> 01:05:10,040
Now, Lance joins us and you get
to be the feast for the
508
01:05:10,074 --> 01:05:10,941
solstice.
509
01:05:12,042 --> 01:05:16,246
Snap out of it, Rufus...
Rufus Snap out of it,..
510
01:05:47,377 --> 01:05:49,379
Coopersmith ...!!!
511
01:06:08,898 --> 01:06:09,466
Coopersmith ...!!!
512
01:06:10,767 --> 01:06:12,902
You got to come with me...
Coopersmith.. I don't know what
513
01:06:12,936 --> 01:06:14,804
they told you, but they're
gonna end up killing all of us.
514
01:06:14,838 --> 01:06:19,509
They have chosen to be their
mates. . All hale Kala-bast!
515
01:06:19,543 --> 01:06:21,745
You're too late, Darwin.
516
01:06:21,778 --> 01:06:24,148
Unlike you, they've fallen
completely under our under
517
01:06:24,181 --> 01:06:25,215
our spell.
518
01:06:25,249 --> 01:06:29,253
And unlike them, you're
about to be eaten ...
519
01:06:44,701 --> 01:06:48,272
I thought you pretty boys
loved cougars?
520
01:06:54,778 --> 01:06:57,914
I think Im going to eat you with
my human teeth...
521
01:07:38,988 --> 01:07:41,057
There'd better be a good
explanation why I'm all covered
522
01:07:41,091 --> 01:07:41,691
in oil ...!
523
01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:54,604
So ... they really were cougars?
524
01:07:54,638 --> 01:07:55,905
RUFUS
Like, literally?
525
01:07:56,806 --> 01:07:58,108
Yaa...
526
01:07:58,142 --> 01:08:00,344
Yoo , Lance, think you could
we get a ride back into town?
527
01:08:00,377 --> 01:08:01,611
Get bent, nerd!
528
01:08:05,615 --> 01:08:07,317
Looks like where walking ....
529
01:08:07,351 --> 01:08:09,653
Never mind that, what about
the rest of the summer?
530
01:08:09,686 --> 01:08:12,122
No way am I flipping burgers
after this!
531
01:08:12,156 --> 01:08:16,193
Oh, I don't know ... I think we
will get a few dollars from a
532
01:08:16,226 --> 01:08:16,860
museum...
533
01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:18,862
Are you serious?
534
01:08:18,895 --> 01:08:21,064
Hasn't that thing caused
enough trouble already?
535
01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:22,098
Think of it like hazard pay.
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