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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:46,540 That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my whole life! 3 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:51,461 It certainly is. Who sent it? 4 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,840 Oh! That's strange. It doesn't say. 5 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:56,592 Where could it have come from? 6 00:02:56,676 --> 00:03:00,095 I don't like it. It's staring at me. 7 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:02,890 Oh, it's probably one of Uncle Arthur's little jokes. 8 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,683 Well, I don't think it's funny at all. 9 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:55,567 Darling, I'm just going to have a shower. 10 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,737 Be there in a minute. 11 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:36,191 Claudia, I told you not to leave your toys lying about. 12 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:42,656 Good God! You are hideous. 13 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:44,449 Claudia. 14 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:45,993 What? 15 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:48,287 I have a bone to pick you with you, young lady. 16 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,539 We had an agreement, didn't we? 17 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:51,832 Didn't we? 18 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:53,834 But, Daddy, I didn't leave it there. 19 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:57,170 In a civilized society, our word is our bond. 20 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,339 I don't know what you're talking about. 21 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:00,924 Just because it's your birthday, 22 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:02,968 that doesn't mean that you can relinquish all... 23 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,751 Richard? 24 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,253 Richard, what was that? 25 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,181 You killed my mommy and daddy. 26 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:19,104 And now you're pissing your pants! 27 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:22,274 You're pissing your pants! You're pissing your pants! 28 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:27,571 Wake up! You're pissing your pants! 29 00:07:29,198 --> 00:07:33,034 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 30 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:36,204 what you've all been waiting for 31 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,623 Shitface! 32 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:42,836 And the greatest ventriloquist in all of England: 33 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:46,339 the psychotic Psychs! 34 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,523 This grotesque abomination... 35 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:07,235 He ain't even anatomically correct. 36 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:10,655 Don't laugh. 37 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,616 It's a serious condition. 38 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:17,287 Six years ago, I found it in a cemetery back in the States. 39 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:21,208 Little fucker tried to rip me throat out. 40 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:24,085 I was trying to give you a hug. 41 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:32,344 I don't know much about myself. 42 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,846 I know I'm an orphan. 43 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:36,681 I know I'm a freak. 44 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,726 And, of course, I know that I'm Japanese. 45 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:43,939 But why do I have such terrible nightmares? 46 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,692 Filled with hate and blood and guts. 47 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,820 I'm not like that at all. 48 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,782 I wouldn't even hurt a fly. 49 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:57,118 Oh, there he goes, back to his family. 50 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,371 Oh, I envy him. 51 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:03,291 Sometimes I wonder about my own parents. 52 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:05,919 Were they Zen masters? 53 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:08,046 Did they serve the emperor? 54 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:11,967 Oh, sometimes I wonder what my mom and dad were really like. 55 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:21,977 So, you don't believe in Santa Claus? 56 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:26,273 Well, trust me, honey, tonight I'm going to make you believe. 57 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:30,193 You wait and see what Santa is bringing you, you naughty girl. 58 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,654 No, I can hear you fine. You're not breakin' up. 59 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:36,533 Sheila, I just said you're not breakin' up. 60 00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:39,202 Oh. 61 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,247 You're breaking up with me? 62 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:46,585 Wait, you're breakin' up with me on Christmas Eve? 63 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,796 Sheila, you have got to be fuckin' kidding me! 64 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:50,880 Sheila! 65 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,884 Well, that's just great. 66 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:09,858 God! 67 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,786 I knew it! 68 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,081 You're not real. 69 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,172 You were never real. 70 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,508 You know what that kind of disappointment 71 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,343 can do to somebody? 72 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:21,096 Do you have any idea 73 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:24,307 how that can fuck with your mind? 74 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,686 Fuck with your mind! Fuck with your mind! 75 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:32,190 Fuck with your mind! Fuck with your mind! 76 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,608 Fuck with your mind! 77 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,443 Chucky is broke again. 78 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:37,362 This is bloody ridiculous. 79 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,280 Cut! Cut! Cut! 80 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,784 Kill the snow. 81 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,577 Get off me. 82 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,037 Tony, what was that? 83 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,455 I'm sorry, it's... it's... 84 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,041 This is unprofessional, and I can't work like this! 85 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,043 No, Jason, I'm sorry. No, Jason. Please wait. 86 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,796 We're here in Hollywood, where production is underway 87 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,882 on the new horror flick, Chucky Goes Psycho. 88 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:01,010 The film tells the urban legend of Chucky and Tiffany, 89 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,972 two dolls supposedly possessed by serial killers. 90 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,682 The dolls were found at the scene 91 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,308 of a string of real-life murders 92 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,144 which remain unsolved to this day. 93 00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:15,567 Hey, you guys, I think, uh, Tiffany's left arm is loose again. 94 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:21,072 Yeah, uh, I'm looking for Jennifer. 95 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,450 Does anyone have a 20 on Jennifer? 96 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,577 Check the catering truck. 97 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:31,833 Mmm. 98 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,377 Jennifer. I got you a Skinny Quick. 99 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,545 Oh, uh... 100 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,756 Miss Tilly, we're ready for you on set. 101 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,468 Jennifer, I am so proud of you. 102 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,886 For what? 103 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,013 For sticking to your diet. 104 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,265 Oh, thank you. 105 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,523 What's going on in the world today? 106 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:59,277 Julia Roberts is getting $25 million for her next film. 107 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:00,445 Julia Roberts. 108 00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,614 I'm so tired of hearing about Julia Roberts. 109 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:05,074 You know, I should have played Erin Brockovich. 110 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,910 I could have done it without a Wonderbra. 111 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:09,245 Julia stole that part right out from under me. 112 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,580 And you know how she did it? 113 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:11,790 She slept with the director. 114 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,124 That's what I think. 115 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,084 Jennifer, you know that's not true. 116 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:18,213 How come I don't ever get any of the good roles anymore? 117 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,049 How come nobody takes me seriously? 118 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,342 Nice tits. 119 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,468 Thank you. 120 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,847 Look at me. I'm an Oscar nominee, for Christ's sake. 121 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,474 Now I'm fucking a puppet. 122 00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:33,311 I've got no fan mail, no paparazzi, no stalkers. 123 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,147 Well, there must be something I'm right for? 124 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,357 Let's see. 125 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,526 Uh... Oh. 126 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,321 Hip-hop superstar turned director, Redman, 127 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,406 is still looking for the right actress 128 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,451 to take the female lead in his upcoming Bible epic. 129 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:51,246 Well, that sounds good. What's the role? 130 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:55,166 The Virgin Mary. 131 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,626 What's so funny? 132 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:57,752 Nothing. 133 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,170 It's perfect. 134 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,798 It's just what I need to reinvent myself. 135 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:03,216 The Virgin Mary. 136 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,844 I always loved the way she wore robes 137 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:09,013 and her hair off her face, kind of like this. 138 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,432 Joan, Joan, get Morty on the phone 139 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,435 and tell him I need to take a meeting with this Redman. 140 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,562 Right away. 141 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:16,646 Okay. 142 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,523 That's a wrap for Access Hollywood. 143 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,859 Reporting from Hollywood, where, as you can see, 144 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,820 Chucky and Tiffany are alive and well. 145 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,948 You can catch their movie in theaters next Halloween. 146 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,783 Thank you, Chucky. 147 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,160 Fuck you very much. 148 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,420 I'm no orphan after all! 149 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:44,757 Well, 150 00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,969 you were shit last night. 151 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,639 You are going to have to be more scary. 152 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,224 Scary? 153 00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:54,976 Uh-huh. 154 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:59,022 Let's rehearse, shall we, all right? 155 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,287 Oh. 156 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,623 Hello. 157 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,921 Look, you got to learn 158 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,089 to tap into your killer instincts, mate, 159 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,800 give in to your natural impulses. 160 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,011 Or else I'm going to have to, uh, 161 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:33,473 fire you. 162 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,022 Hey! 163 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,358 Hey! 164 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,568 Hey! 165 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,446 Come here! 166 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,531 Come here! 167 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,294 Come here! 168 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,265 "Mary, you are truly a vision of unsullied innocence, 169 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,392 "unique among all women, 170 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:01,394 "as pure as the virgin snow. 171 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:03,813 "But I ask, what is troubling you?" 172 00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:07,775 "Joseph, husband, there has been a miracle. 173 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:11,529 "As I stand before you, I must tell you 174 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,573 "I am with child. " 175 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,284 "But, Mary, how could this be? 176 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,828 "In accordance with God's wishes, 177 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,706 "we have never lain together as man and wife. " 178 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,458 "Yes, it is true. 179 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,836 "And I beg you that you believe me when I tell you 180 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,547 "I have never lain with any man at all. 181 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,925 "Do you believe me, Joseph? Do you?" 182 00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:35,678 Do you? 183 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,221 Yes. Yes, I do. 184 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,767 Uh, you were great. You were super. 185 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,560 Thank you, thank you, Mr. Man. 186 00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,187 Oh, can I call you Red? 187 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:47,065 Listen, there's a whole lot of different ways I could do it. 188 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,399 Not just the way you saw. 189 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:51,360 I could do it faster, I could do it slower. 190 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,112 I could... I could do it as a rap. 191 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,448 Uh, no, no, no, no. 192 00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,784 You already showed me a side of the character 193 00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,243 that, uh, I've never seen before. 194 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,661 Oh, thank you. 195 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:04,207 But I think I'm going to have to go with my first choice. 196 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,625 Thanks for comin' by anyway. 197 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:08,711 I mean, really, I'm a huge, huge fan. 198 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,339 I really want to work with you one day. We should call... 199 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,342 Um, excuse me, I hope you don't mind my asking, 200 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,385 but who is your first choice? 201 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:17,929 Julia Roberts. 202 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,972 But thanks for comin' by, anyway. 203 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,599 Um, listen, listen, Red. 204 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,812 Um, I've been giving a lot of thought to this project, 205 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,272 and I have a lot of interesting ideas 206 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,941 about the character. 207 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,651 And I was thinkin' maybe 208 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:35,321 you would like to discuss it in a more intimate setting. 209 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,949 Just the two of us. 210 00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,118 Oh. Oh, well, 211 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,996 I didn't know you were that passionate about the role. 212 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:47,291 Oh, yes, I'm very passionate. 213 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,376 Mmm. 214 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:52,922 So, shall we say my place? 215 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:56,551 8:00? 216 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,876 Pardon me, sir. 217 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:33,963 Oh. Oh. 218 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,590 Uh, sorry. 219 00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,426 Sorry, sir. 220 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,596 Don't mind me. 221 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:43,890 Excuse me. 222 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,809 Oh, dear. 223 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,561 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 224 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,165 Mom? 225 00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:11,959 Dad? 226 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:15,004 I've dreamed of this moment all my life. 227 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:18,132 I know this must come as quite a shock. 228 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,802 It's going to be an adjustment for all of us. 229 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,808 Look, I still have the necklace you left me. 230 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,646 I've always wanted to know, what do these words mean? 231 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,814 Is it our family motto? 232 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,651 Please say something. 233 00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:41,322 It's because of the way I look, isn't it? 234 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:46,702 For pity's sake, please wake up. 235 00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:50,706 "Wake up"? 236 00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:58,214 "Awake. " 237 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,083 Tiff? 238 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,710 Chucky? 239 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,173 Who the hell are you? 240 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,134 Shitface. 241 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,805 Now, what kind of a name is that? 242 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,308 Where are your mother and father? 243 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,144 Judging from that face, my guess is they're hidin'. 244 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:55,104 Shut up, you asshole. 245 00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:58,524 Well, come on. It looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree 246 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,818 and hit every branch on the way down. 247 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,823 I mean, you got to feel bad for the parents. 248 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:07,825 I wonder what they must look like. 249 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:12,621 Whoa. 250 00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,336 Oh, my God. 251 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,266 What? No. 252 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,685 We, uh... You didn't... We didn't... 253 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,815 Sweetface, come to Mommy. 254 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,787 What's... What's going on? 255 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,372 Where are we? 256 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:56,248 In Hollywood. 257 00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:58,125 I saw you on the telly. 258 00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:00,211 Chucky, Chucky, wake up. 259 00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:03,672 Look at us. We've had makeovers. 260 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,008 We're movie stars. 261 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,930 Shit. Barbie mode. 262 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:12,556 No, they're puppets. 263 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:15,309 They don't walk and talk by themselves. 264 00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:17,311 Listen, if you want them to work, 265 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,980 I'm going to have to take them apart. 266 00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:41,335 Is Mommy ill? 267 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:43,879 The courts thought so. 268 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:15,953 Heads up! 269 00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:37,224 They're stark raving mad! 270 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:59,330 Hey, you're pissin' your pants. 271 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:02,500 Chucky, she just had an accident. 272 00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:07,004 You mean, "he" had an accident. 273 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,593 Don't look at me. 274 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:24,688 See, what did I tell you? 275 00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:28,108 A beautiful little girl. 276 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:31,529 What? Are you blind? That's my boy. 277 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,197 Yeah. 278 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:36,325 He just hasn't had his growth spurt, yet. 279 00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,786 Don't worry about it, Son. 280 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,205 You're a late bloomer, that's all. 281 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:44,166 And it's high time that you had a real name. 282 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:45,626 Let's see. 283 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,629 I think I'm going to call you 284 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:50,798 Glen. 285 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:52,967 Glen? 286 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:55,761 What kind of a name is that for a girl? 287 00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:59,932 Don't listen to him, honey. From now on, your name is 288 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,059 Glenda. 289 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:08,065 Run, Glenda. 290 00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:20,369 Jeez, what a mess. 291 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,371 Ugh. 292 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,796 There you are, Mr. Goodbar. 293 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,525 Jennifer Tilly. 294 00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:07,833 Hello. 295 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:09,668 Hey. 296 00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:16,634 Oh, my God. You look so real. 297 00:27:17,927 --> 00:27:19,720 You look so real. 298 00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:25,142 You are cuter than my last boyfriend. 299 00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:27,603 I think we make a lovely couple. 300 00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:46,747 Jennifer. Miss Tilly, were you having an affair with him? 301 00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:49,500 I don't know what you're talking about. 302 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:51,001 Pete Peters, Celebrities Revealed. 303 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:52,336 Jennifer, what did you see? 304 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:54,129 What, you want me to draw you a picture? 305 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:55,255 Would you? 306 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,757 Somebody give her a piece of paper. 307 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,759 Look, I'm not gonna draw you a picture, okay? 308 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,094 Oh, don't feel bad. 309 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,512 You're an actress not an artist. 310 00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:03,764 What were you doin' when you saw the body? 311 00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:05,349 No comment. 312 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,393 Jennifer, I love you. I... 313 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:11,271 Jennifer, I love you. 314 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,068 Is it true that you and Redman are in talks 315 00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:18,696 about you starring in his new movie? 316 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:21,532 Yes. As a matter of fact, that is true. I have... 317 00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:23,283 Can I have your autograph? 318 00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:25,244 Okay, sure. 319 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:32,584 Hey, hold on, you forgot the head. 320 00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:38,716 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 321 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,592 Jennifer, how old are you really? 322 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:41,719 Paparazzi scumbag! 323 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,220 What year were you born? 324 00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:44,430 Give us the exact date. 325 00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:45,889 I want to sit up front with you. 326 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:47,307 Sure. 327 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:51,645 What are you hiding? 328 00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:57,151 Hey, you okay? 329 00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:59,653 Yeah, I am now. 330 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:08,787 We're on the boulevard 331 00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:10,622 We're cruisin' in my car 332 00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:13,751 See all the fellows turn to look and see 333 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:20,007 So, are you a pair of ninja assassins? 334 00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:21,508 Huh? 335 00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:24,219 Are you hit men for the yakuza? 336 00:29:24,304 --> 00:29:25,888 We're not from Japan. 337 00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:27,681 We're from Jersey. 338 00:29:28,057 --> 00:29:32,269 Just think, Jennifer Tilly is playing me in a movie. 339 00:29:32,353 --> 00:29:34,688 It's absolutely perfect casting. 340 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,273 But that voice! 341 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:40,277 I know, she sounds just like an angel. 342 00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:43,280 Now, I've got it all figured out. 343 00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:45,657 I'm going to transfer my soul into Jennifer 344 00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:48,452 and you're going to transfer your soul into Redman. 345 00:29:48,536 --> 00:29:49,870 I'm down with that. 346 00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:52,581 We'll ditch these plastic bodies once and for all, 347 00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:55,125 and we'll be Hollywood's hottest couple. 348 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,460 What about me? 349 00:29:56,544 --> 00:29:57,961 Don't worry, Glenda. 350 00:29:58,046 --> 00:29:59,838 I've got that figured out, too. 351 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:03,050 You're going to be a real live girl. 352 00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:04,301 Boy. 353 00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:05,344 How? 354 00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:09,139 Well, I'm not getting pregnant again, I'll tell you that much. 355 00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:10,974 My mother always told me, 356 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:13,685 "Once is a blessing. Twice is a curse. " 357 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:16,271 Well, that would explain your sister. 358 00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:19,525 The only sensible option is a surrogate mother. 359 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,075 Hey. 360 00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:33,038 Jennifer, I have something important... 361 00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:34,873 Yeah, hold on a second, sweetheart. 362 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:40,629 Hello? 363 00:30:40,713 --> 00:30:42,005 What are you doing? 364 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,257 I'm busy. 365 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:47,261 I do have a life, you know. 366 00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:49,054 Turn on the news. 367 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,099 Were you having an affair? 368 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:54,184 The actress discovered the victim's body. 369 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:56,395 As of yet, there is no official confirmation 370 00:30:56,479 --> 00:30:58,564 as to whether or not Miss Tilly is a suspect. 371 00:30:58,648 --> 00:30:59,648 Jesus! 372 00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:01,024 Can you believe this? 373 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,192 Are you okay? 374 00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:04,695 I've had better days. 375 00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:07,322 Um, listen, Joan, I need you to do something for me. 376 00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:09,283 I need you to get me a bottle of champagne 377 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:11,201 and bring it by my house. 378 00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:12,578 What for? 379 00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:14,955 Well, 380 00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:17,207 I've got a big night tonight. 381 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,625 Tonight? 382 00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:20,377 With who? 383 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:21,670 Redman. 384 00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:26,049 Jennifer, what are you up to? 385 00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:27,718 Thank you, Joan. 386 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,765 Oh, come on, Stan, it's just business. 387 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,560 He'll be out of there by midnight. 388 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:43,775 Oh, my God, she's a complete slut. 389 00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:03,337 Nighty-night, Glenda. Sleep tight. 390 00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:06,506 Leave it on. 391 00:32:07,508 --> 00:32:10,886 Oh, sweetie, there's nothing to be scared of. 392 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,597 Your daddy and I will be right here. 393 00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:20,145 Why do you kill people? 394 00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:22,856 Excuse me? 395 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:24,691 Why do you kill? 396 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:32,282 It's a hobby, really. It helps us relax. 397 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:34,284 Am I going to be a killer? 398 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:38,038 Of course. It's been a family tradition for generations. 399 00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:40,707 But violence is bad, isn't it? 400 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,250 They said so on TV. 401 00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:43,794 Not "violence. " 402 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:47,297 "Violins. " Violins are bad. 403 00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:50,842 That screeching music's gonna ruin the goddamn country. 404 00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:52,761 Chucky, Glenda's right. 405 00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:54,805 It's time we owned up to it. 406 00:32:54,889 --> 00:32:57,391 We have a problem with killing. 407 00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:01,019 I don't have "a problem" with killing. 408 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:04,064 I like a little killing now and then. 409 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:05,315 What's wrong with that? 410 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,944 Killing is an addiction, like any other drug. 411 00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:11,154 But we're parents now. 412 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:13,532 We have to set a good example. 413 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:18,036 Oh, let's quit, Chucky, right now. 414 00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:19,746 Cold turkey. 415 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:22,082 You have got to be kidding. 416 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,126 Promise me, Chucky, no more killing. 417 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:25,210 No. 418 00:33:25,294 --> 00:33:26,503 Chucky? No, no. 419 00:33:26,587 --> 00:33:27,838 No more killing. No, no. 420 00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:29,339 We can't do it anymore. No, no. 421 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:30,549 A thousand times no. 422 00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:32,884 We have the future to think of. We have a child! 423 00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,011 Fine! 424 00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:36,638 All right, already. I promise. 425 00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:39,141 Thank you, doll baby. 426 00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:40,767 You're a sweetheart. 427 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:43,895 Now we really will be the perfect family. 428 00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:53,780 Did you hear that? 429 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,615 Maybe you should forget the director 430 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,784 and fuck the exterminator instead. 431 00:33:58,286 --> 00:33:59,953 So, how do I look? 432 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:01,705 Never mind. 433 00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:03,749 Jennifer, this is beneath you. 434 00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:06,084 Think about what you're doing. 435 00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:07,878 What are people gonna say? 436 00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:10,005 Who cares what people say? 437 00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:12,466 But don't you see how evil this is? 438 00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:13,800 I don't wanna hear it. 439 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,385 You're prostituting yourself 440 00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:17,596 so you can play the Virgin Mary. 441 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,264 Joan, I don't wanna hear it. 442 00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:21,183 Oh, this is so evil. 443 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:23,852 You're going to hell. No. 444 00:34:23,936 --> 00:34:26,646 Hell would be ending up on Celebrity Fear Factor 445 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:28,899 in a worm-eating contest with Anna Nicole Smith. 446 00:34:30,109 --> 00:34:31,735 Which you'd win. 447 00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:38,158 He's here. 448 00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:40,577 Let yourself out the back. 449 00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:43,121 And while you're at it, 450 00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:45,499 why don't you leave your key on the counter? 451 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:47,084 What are you saying? 452 00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:49,628 Well, you think I'm so disgusting. 453 00:34:49,712 --> 00:34:51,838 You think I'm going to hell. 454 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,216 I'm only trying to survive here, Joan. 455 00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:57,427 God knows I wouldn't want to drag you down with me. 456 00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:59,513 I'm saying you're fired. 457 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:08,647 Cut 'em up 458 00:35:13,069 --> 00:35:15,529 I'm gonna hit that ass 459 00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:26,540 Now, in artificial insemination, timing is everything. 460 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,333 So you'll have to hurry. 461 00:35:28,417 --> 00:35:30,460 That shouldn't be a problem for you. 462 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:33,880 Yeah, yeah, just don't let that player get into her pants. 463 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,924 I don't want him touching my woman 464 00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:37,634 till I'm him and you're her. 465 00:35:37,718 --> 00:35:38,927 Right. 466 00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:45,725 Hey. 467 00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:48,520 Aren't you going to give me a hand here? 468 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:00,991 Mmm. 469 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:03,743 Too tall. 470 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:06,413 Hey, lezbos. 471 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,418 Done her. 472 00:36:16,132 --> 00:36:17,591 Here we go. 473 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:21,261 Come to papa. 474 00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:04,930 Cheers. 475 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:09,976 You know, I wasn't bullshittin' when I told you I was a fan. 476 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:12,187 Oh, That's so sweet, Redman. 477 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:14,773 Which of my films is your favorite? 478 00:37:14,857 --> 00:37:17,359 That movie when you and that chick was makin' out. 479 00:37:17,443 --> 00:37:20,362 Oh, Bound. Everybody likes that one. 480 00:37:20,446 --> 00:37:22,239 You still in touch with homegirl? 481 00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:23,323 Gina? Yeah. 482 00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:24,616 Oh, yeah, sure, we're friends. 483 00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:26,243 Wow. Close friends. 484 00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:27,285 Whoa. 485 00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:29,329 Very close friends. 486 00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:31,665 Maybe, the three of us 487 00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:33,875 could hang out together some time. 488 00:37:35,169 --> 00:37:37,796 You know, I would really like that a lot. 489 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,924 Okay. I'll see if I can make it happen. 490 00:37:41,008 --> 00:37:42,217 Bottoms up, baby. 491 00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:43,343 Skol. 492 00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:45,887 Redman, um, 493 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:49,099 I was wondering what's it gonna take 494 00:37:49,183 --> 00:37:51,434 to make you see me as a virgin. 495 00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:53,853 Well, you tell me. 496 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:29,556 A masturbating midget? 497 00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:39,316 Get it, mini-meat. 498 00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:48,033 Whoa. 499 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:56,499 Oh, sweet Jesus, God bless the little people. 500 00:39:00,546 --> 00:39:02,130 I don't know if I can do this. 501 00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:03,673 Why not? 502 00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:06,676 What will people say? 503 00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:08,511 Man, fuck what people say. 504 00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:11,097 Know what I'm saying? This was meant to be, baby, for real. 505 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,349 Know how I know? 506 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:14,517 Because the man upstairs told me so. 507 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:15,560 Really? 508 00:39:15,644 --> 00:39:16,978 Hell, yeah. 509 00:39:17,104 --> 00:39:19,189 Look, Mel Gibson ain't the only one 510 00:39:19,273 --> 00:39:21,232 God's been talkin' to in Hollywood. 511 00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:24,861 And He personally told me that you was my Virgin. 512 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,738 Well, I guess... 513 00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:33,286 What the hell? 514 00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:41,294 Pig. 515 00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:43,797 And you... 516 00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:46,549 You should be ashamed of yourself. 517 00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:48,760 Where's your self-respect? 518 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:52,847 You know what my mother used to say about dirty girls? 519 00:39:52,973 --> 00:39:55,975 She said, "You can always smell it 520 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,728 "on girls who sell it. " 521 00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:02,982 Um, by the way, Miss Tilly, can I have your autograph? 522 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:04,526 I'm a big fan. 523 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,618 What am I supposed to do with this? 524 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:31,719 Now, Miss Tilly, I know you're frightened. 525 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:33,388 You're probably even wondering 526 00:40:33,472 --> 00:40:35,723 if you've gone completely insane. 527 00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:38,935 But I promise you, tomorrow you're going to wake up, 528 00:40:39,019 --> 00:40:41,729 and this will all seem just like a bad dream. 529 00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:45,275 In the meantime, we can do this the easy way 530 00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:47,944 or the hard way. 531 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:51,364 It's really up to you. 532 00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:01,458 No wonder her career's in trouble. 533 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:07,464 Check it out, Tiff. 534 00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:09,883 Look at the size of his feet. 535 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:11,718 You know what they say. 536 00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:14,512 Fuck, she's fat. 537 00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:18,391 I can't believe it. She's not even pregnant yet. 538 00:41:24,773 --> 00:41:26,733 Paparazzi scumbag. 539 00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:38,828 Uh, looks like you've got everything under control. 540 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:40,955 I'll just leave you to it. 541 00:41:46,253 --> 00:41:49,130 Motherhood is so beautiful. 542 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,222 No. 543 00:41:58,140 --> 00:41:59,265 No. 544 00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:01,434 No. 545 00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:04,103 No. 546 00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:15,448 Sorry, just messin' with you. 547 00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:17,700 What time is it? 548 00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:22,413 Time to get dressed. 549 00:42:23,457 --> 00:42:27,544 We are going to have our own boys' night out, just you and me. 550 00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:29,170 How does that sound? 551 00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:30,505 Where are we going? 552 00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:31,965 Hunting. 553 00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:41,474 I can't see anything. 554 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:43,935 Maybe we should slow down? 555 00:42:44,019 --> 00:42:45,853 No! You're doing great. 556 00:42:55,030 --> 00:42:56,573 Son of a bitch! 557 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,286 Up yours, asshole! 558 00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:02,579 What? 559 00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:05,039 Not you, Son. Come on, floor it! 560 00:43:22,057 --> 00:43:23,850 Oops! I did it again. 561 00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:13,566 Jesus Christ! 562 00:44:54,316 --> 00:44:55,358 No! 563 00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:21,467 Attaboy! 564 00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:23,970 No, I didn't. 565 00:45:24,054 --> 00:45:25,763 And I thought you weren't ready. 566 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:28,975 Kid, you're a fuckin' natural! 567 00:45:29,226 --> 00:45:31,018 But he... he hit the shelf. 568 00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:33,020 And don't worry about your mother. 569 00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:35,106 It will be our little secret. 570 00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:43,239 Say "cheese. " 571 00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:06,763 Good morning. 572 00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:08,973 Oh. Hi. 573 00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:12,393 We must have really got wired last night. 574 00:46:12,478 --> 00:46:13,561 Yeah. 575 00:46:14,688 --> 00:46:16,522 Redman, did we... 576 00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:18,691 You don't... You don't remember? 577 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:21,110 No. It's all a blur. 578 00:46:22,070 --> 00:46:23,696 What about you? 579 00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:26,532 I kind of remember you screamin' a lot. 580 00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:29,285 Oh, yeah, I seem to remember that, too. 581 00:46:29,369 --> 00:46:31,871 You know, I tend to have that effect on women. 582 00:46:32,498 --> 00:46:33,456 Really? 583 00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:34,707 Yeah. 584 00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:39,712 Wait, I do remember 585 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,882 I had the strangest dream. 586 00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:46,385 I dreamt my guardian angel came to me. 587 00:46:47,262 --> 00:46:50,223 She had the sweetest voice I have ever heard. 588 00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:53,142 She told me to respect myself. 589 00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:56,813 And then she asked for my autograph. 590 00:46:57,731 --> 00:46:58,731 Let's see. 591 00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:02,401 "Step Number One: Admit I have an addiction. " 592 00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:03,945 Okay, check. 593 00:47:04,029 --> 00:47:05,488 "Step Number Two: 594 00:47:05,572 --> 00:47:08,282 "Give myself over to a higher power. " 595 00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:10,117 Whatever. 596 00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:16,082 Oh. Here we go. 597 00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:18,876 "Step Number Nine: 598 00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:21,838 "The recovering addict must make amends 599 00:47:21,922 --> 00:47:25,091 "to anyone he or she has harmed. " 600 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:27,093 Hmm. 601 00:47:36,478 --> 00:47:37,520 Hello? 602 00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:38,604 Good morning. 603 00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:39,981 Is this Ruth Bailey? 604 00:47:40,065 --> 00:47:41,148 Speaking. 605 00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:42,984 The widow of Robert Bailey? 606 00:47:43,068 --> 00:47:44,777 Yes. Who is this? 607 00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:48,114 Mrs. Bailey, my name is Tiffany Ray. 608 00:47:48,407 --> 00:47:49,949 Um, you don't know me, 609 00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:52,368 but a few years ago, I killed your husband. 610 00:47:52,452 --> 00:47:55,621 And I am so very, very sorry. 611 00:47:55,914 --> 00:47:58,124 What is this, some kind of sick joke? 612 00:47:58,208 --> 00:48:01,335 Oh, no, I'm completely serious. 613 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:05,089 But I want you to know I'm in recovery now 614 00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:07,466 and I have put all of that behind me. 615 00:48:07,634 --> 00:48:09,886 I don't know who you are... 616 00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:12,805 Thank you, Mrs. Bailey. 617 00:48:12,973 --> 00:48:14,640 Have a nice day. 618 00:48:17,394 --> 00:48:19,270 I feel better already. 619 00:48:34,202 --> 00:48:35,703 Morning, Stan. 620 00:48:36,204 --> 00:48:38,080 Hey, wasn't there something important 621 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:39,749 you wanted to tell me? 622 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,001 Well, uh, 623 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,503 the thing is, Jennifer... 624 00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:52,261 I'm sorry. 625 00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:54,805 I don't know what's gotten into me. 626 00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:57,808 Um, so you were saying... 627 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:01,354 Forget it. 628 00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:02,897 Okay. 629 00:49:05,984 --> 00:49:08,611 Now, let's see. 630 00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:12,073 What should we do today? 631 00:49:38,225 --> 00:49:39,684 I'm pregnant. 632 00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:44,313 Redman, I said I'm pregnant. 633 00:49:45,899 --> 00:49:47,024 Congratulations. 634 00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:48,609 Who is the baby's daddy? 635 00:49:50,487 --> 00:49:52,238 Don't even look at me. 636 00:49:52,739 --> 00:49:54,407 Well, I haven't slept with anyone else 637 00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:56,367 to advance my career lately. 638 00:49:56,493 --> 00:49:57,743 Who are you kidding? 639 00:49:57,828 --> 00:49:59,286 It's true, Redman. Look, 640 00:50:00,330 --> 00:50:02,164 I know I come off all slutty, 641 00:50:02,249 --> 00:50:04,917 but that's... that's for my image. It's just... 642 00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:06,836 Do you think anyone would cast me 643 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,004 in these sexpot roles 644 00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:10,923 if they knew I hadn't been laid in a year? 645 00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:14,010 I haven't even slept with my driver yet 646 00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:16,095 and I think he really likes me. 647 00:50:16,179 --> 00:50:17,972 Hey, that's all very touchin' and shit. 648 00:50:18,056 --> 00:50:20,099 But I'm telling you, it can't be me. 649 00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:21,726 Why not? 650 00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:24,020 I had a vasectomy as soon as I got to Hollywood. 651 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:25,396 I ain't no idiot. 652 00:50:26,314 --> 00:50:28,441 Well, then, that's impossible. I... 653 00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:30,234 Hey, Jennifer, 654 00:50:30,569 --> 00:50:31,861 I hate to break it to you. 655 00:50:31,945 --> 00:50:34,155 But I can't hire you if you're pregnant. 656 00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:36,490 That is ridiculous. 657 00:50:36,616 --> 00:50:38,242 The character is pregnant. 658 00:50:38,326 --> 00:50:39,744 Yeah, I know, 659 00:50:39,828 --> 00:50:42,621 but I have a very specific vision of Mary. 660 00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:44,582 And what can I say? 661 00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:46,250 She gots to be hot. 662 00:50:52,549 --> 00:50:54,008 That pig! 663 00:51:13,695 --> 00:51:15,112 Recovery Hotline. 664 00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:16,405 Yes, I'm in recovery. 665 00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:18,324 And I'm afraid I'm going to have a slip. 666 00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:21,077 Can you get to a meeting? 667 00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:23,996 No, it's really not an option. 668 00:51:24,164 --> 00:51:26,874 I just freak everybody out. 669 00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:28,292 Don't be so hard on yourself. 670 00:51:28,376 --> 00:51:29,543 We're not here to judge you. 671 00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:30,669 What's your name? 672 00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:31,754 Tiffany. 673 00:51:31,838 --> 00:51:33,089 Listen to me, Tiffany. 674 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:35,424 I know exactly what you are going through. 675 00:51:35,509 --> 00:51:36,550 You do? 676 00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:37,635 Yes, I... I do. 677 00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:40,262 In fact, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 678 00:51:40,347 --> 00:51:41,764 Just last week, I had a slip. 679 00:51:41,848 --> 00:51:42,890 Really? 680 00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:43,974 Yes. 681 00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:46,310 And believe you me, it was not pretty. 682 00:51:46,394 --> 00:51:48,270 It never is, is it? 683 00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:51,774 In fact, it took me 3 hours just to clean up the mess. 684 00:51:53,068 --> 00:51:55,569 Oh, God, don't remind me. 685 00:51:56,738 --> 00:51:58,781 But I'm not beating myself up over it. 686 00:51:58,865 --> 00:51:59,949 You know why, Tiffany? 687 00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:01,033 Why? 688 00:52:01,326 --> 00:52:04,036 Because Rome wasn't built in a day. 689 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:07,790 You're right. 690 00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:10,876 You are absolutely right. 691 00:52:20,762 --> 00:52:22,930 Hello? Speaking. 692 00:52:23,932 --> 00:52:25,432 Well, who's this? 693 00:52:26,226 --> 00:52:27,476 All right, I know. 694 00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:28,686 I understand who you are. 695 00:52:28,770 --> 00:52:31,438 I just don't know how you got my phone number. 696 00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:34,358 Because it is a private, unlisted phone number. 697 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:37,319 Pete Peters? 698 00:52:37,445 --> 00:52:38,988 Yeah, I saw him yesterday. 699 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:43,117 No, I don't have any relationship with him. 700 00:52:43,201 --> 00:52:44,660 He is a firking paparazzi 701 00:52:44,744 --> 00:52:46,328 that is trying to get pictures of me 702 00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,581 in compromising positions. 703 00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:51,625 Yeah, I'm with Redman. 704 00:52:51,751 --> 00:52:54,086 Redman, he's a director. 705 00:52:54,379 --> 00:52:56,881 Oh, yeah. Well, he's a rapper, too. 706 00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:59,091 He is a rapper-director, okay? 707 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:00,759 He's a hyphenate. 708 00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:05,556 Bye-bye. 709 00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:10,936 Jennifer... 710 00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:13,689 Do you mind? I'm on the phone. 711 00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:24,742 There's been another murder. 712 00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:27,036 What? No, I told you where I was. 713 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,788 I was right here all night with Redman. 714 00:53:30,332 --> 00:53:33,083 What? I don't... 715 00:53:33,793 --> 00:53:36,337 You're not telling me I'm a suspect. 716 00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:39,840 All right, I'll be fine. 717 00:53:39,966 --> 00:53:41,508 I'm on my way. 718 00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:43,594 I'm leaving. 719 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:44,887 You can let yourself out. 720 00:53:44,971 --> 00:53:47,932 By the way, Redman, drop dead. 721 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:57,066 Oh, Glenda. 722 00:53:57,359 --> 00:54:00,986 Glenda, honey. Everything is okay. 723 00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:03,781 It was just a little slip. 724 00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:06,033 There's no need to tell your daddy. 725 00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:08,369 It will be our little secret, okay? 726 00:54:08,453 --> 00:54:10,663 Okay? Shh. 727 00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:24,843 It's D- day here at San Quentin. 728 00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:27,429 Who would have thought it would ever come to this? 729 00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:30,474 They're executing Martha Stewart this morning. 730 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:34,937 I don't think I can take nine months of this shit. 731 00:54:35,730 --> 00:54:37,106 Silly Chucky. 732 00:54:37,190 --> 00:54:39,149 It is a voodoo pregnancy. 733 00:54:39,234 --> 00:54:40,859 It's accelerated. 734 00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:42,569 How accelerated? 735 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,030 It is 102.7, KllSFM, 736 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:46,490 LA's number one hit music station. 737 00:54:46,574 --> 00:54:47,866 Ryan Seacrest in the morning. 738 00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:49,785 Ellen K., I don't know if I can take it. 739 00:54:49,869 --> 00:54:50,869 What's on the way? 740 00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:53,664 We have bad weather on the way in LA, Hollywood, 741 00:54:53,748 --> 00:54:54,790 and surrounding area. 742 00:54:54,874 --> 00:54:57,001 Now, we're not used to bad weather. 743 00:54:57,085 --> 00:54:58,085 No, we're not. 744 00:54:58,169 --> 00:55:01,171 I'm not quite sure how that's going to affect my whole vibe. 745 00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:11,140 Oh. 746 00:55:21,526 --> 00:55:22,651 This is Joan. 747 00:55:22,736 --> 00:55:24,278 Joan. Joan, I'm... 748 00:55:24,362 --> 00:55:25,863 I'm... I'm fat. 749 00:55:25,947 --> 00:55:27,156 You're not fat. 750 00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:29,491 No, I am fat. I'm... I'm huge! 751 00:55:29,576 --> 00:55:32,036 For the love of Mary, I'm pregnant. 752 00:55:32,287 --> 00:55:33,454 Oh, my God. 753 00:55:33,538 --> 00:55:35,247 No, I should have listened to you, Joan. 754 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:37,458 You said it was evil and I was going to hell. 755 00:55:37,542 --> 00:55:40,502 You're right, and now God is punishing me. 756 00:55:40,587 --> 00:55:42,463 Oh, God. Is it Redman's? 757 00:55:42,547 --> 00:55:44,506 No, it's definitely not Redman's. 758 00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:45,674 What? What? 759 00:55:45,759 --> 00:55:47,176 It's definitely not Redman's. 760 00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:48,635 What an asshole. 761 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:50,220 W- What makes you say that? 762 00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:51,305 Say what? 763 00:55:51,389 --> 00:55:52,556 That Redman is an asshole. 764 00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,141 I didn't say it, you did. 765 00:55:54,225 --> 00:55:55,267 No, I didn't. 766 00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:56,352 So he's not an asshole? 767 00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:57,770 Yes, he is. 768 00:55:57,854 --> 00:55:59,938 Joan, will you please stop doing that? 769 00:56:00,023 --> 00:56:01,023 Doing what? 770 00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:03,359 Imitating me. I do not sound like that. 771 00:56:03,443 --> 00:56:05,569 Oh, yes, you do. I do. 772 00:56:05,653 --> 00:56:07,112 Joan, will you shut up? 773 00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:09,281 There's something really wrong with me! 774 00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:11,075 I'm pregnant. I don't... 775 00:56:12,619 --> 00:56:13,911 Jennifer, what's wrong? 776 00:56:15,246 --> 00:56:17,206 Nothing. Nothing, I'm fine. 777 00:56:17,290 --> 00:56:18,749 I heard you scream. 778 00:56:18,833 --> 00:56:20,376 I can still hear you screaming! 779 00:56:22,629 --> 00:56:24,213 Oh. Oh, I mean, it's just... 780 00:56:24,297 --> 00:56:25,714 Well, Bound is on cable. 781 00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,966 Gina Gershon is fingering me. 782 00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:31,970 I love this movie. Don't you? 783 00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:35,641 Jennifer. 784 00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:37,434 Yeah, uh-huh, that's really interesting, 785 00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:39,353 but I've got to go. Bye. 786 00:56:40,855 --> 00:56:41,980 Jennifer. 787 00:56:44,442 --> 00:56:45,526 Too tight? 788 00:56:45,610 --> 00:56:46,735 Yes. 789 00:56:47,529 --> 00:56:49,822 Ain't no such thing. 790 00:56:53,993 --> 00:56:56,954 What are you doing? Stop it. 791 00:56:57,789 --> 00:57:00,207 What the hell is going on in here? 792 00:57:01,334 --> 00:57:03,961 She, um, came on to me. 793 00:57:04,045 --> 00:57:06,130 Help me! Somebody help me! 794 00:57:06,214 --> 00:57:07,506 Shut her up, asshole. 795 00:57:08,174 --> 00:57:11,343 Help me! Somebody help me! 796 00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:13,929 Somebody help me! 797 00:57:20,311 --> 00:57:22,229 What the hell is this? 798 00:57:22,355 --> 00:57:24,273 We had an agreement, Chucky. 799 00:57:24,357 --> 00:57:27,192 We decided, for the sake of our child 800 00:57:27,318 --> 00:57:30,279 we weren't going to do this shit anymore! 801 00:57:30,363 --> 00:57:32,239 No, you decided. 802 00:57:32,365 --> 00:57:35,742 Just like you decided our son was a girl. 803 00:57:35,827 --> 00:57:37,119 He is a girl! 804 00:57:37,203 --> 00:57:38,620 He is a boy, God damn it! 805 00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:41,165 And he is the most promising killer 806 00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:42,916 I have ever seen. 807 00:57:43,001 --> 00:57:45,043 You should have been there, Tiff. 808 00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:47,212 You would have been so proud of him. 809 00:57:47,338 --> 00:57:48,881 I want a girl! 810 00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:50,507 I want a boy! 811 00:57:50,592 --> 00:57:53,010 You are tearing me apart! 812 00:57:53,219 --> 00:57:55,804 What about what I want? 813 00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:57,306 What? 814 00:57:57,390 --> 00:57:58,348 What? 815 00:57:58,433 --> 00:58:01,226 Doesn't what I want mean anything at all? 816 00:58:01,394 --> 00:58:02,394 Oh. 817 00:58:02,687 --> 00:58:05,564 Okay, interesting. Tell us. 818 00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:08,192 What do you want, Sweetface? 819 00:58:08,776 --> 00:58:12,821 I think I want to be a boy. 820 00:58:13,239 --> 00:58:16,116 Yes! In your face, lady! 821 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:19,578 But being a girl would be nice, too. 822 00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:21,038 Hmm. 823 00:58:21,122 --> 00:58:22,789 Well, which is it? 824 00:58:23,124 --> 00:58:24,416 I'm not sure. 825 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,084 Sometimes I feel like a boy. 826 00:58:26,377 --> 00:58:28,587 Sometimes I feel like a girl. 827 00:58:30,131 --> 00:58:31,507 Can't I be both? 828 00:58:31,591 --> 00:58:33,509 Well, some people... 829 00:58:33,635 --> 00:58:35,594 Uh-uh! No way. 830 00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,180 But one thing I do know for sure. 831 00:58:38,264 --> 00:58:40,474 I don't want to be a killer. 832 00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:44,853 Glenda. Glen. Whatever. 833 00:58:44,938 --> 00:58:46,772 I'm so proud of you. 834 00:58:47,106 --> 00:58:48,857 No matter what happens, 835 00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:52,444 we'll deal with it together, as a family. 836 00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:54,238 Okay, Okasan. 837 00:58:55,823 --> 00:58:57,032 Wait a minute. 838 00:58:57,116 --> 00:59:00,077 I'm not going to let you poison our son's mind 839 00:59:00,161 --> 00:59:02,871 with your touchy-feely, 12-step bullshit. 840 00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:04,915 If you two don't want to kill anymore, 841 00:59:04,999 --> 00:59:06,083 that's your loss. 842 00:59:06,167 --> 00:59:09,169 But don't look down your noses at me. 843 00:59:09,254 --> 00:59:11,171 I'm not ashamed to be a killer. 844 00:59:11,589 --> 00:59:12,923 I'm proud of it. 845 00:59:13,007 --> 00:59:14,841 It is not an addiction. 846 00:59:14,926 --> 00:59:16,218 It is a choice. 847 00:59:16,302 --> 00:59:17,928 And it is not something 848 00:59:18,012 --> 00:59:20,597 that you should have to hide in a closet! 849 00:59:22,141 --> 00:59:23,183 Whoa! 850 00:59:25,979 --> 00:59:26,979 Oh. 851 00:59:27,438 --> 00:59:28,647 Oh, dear. 852 00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:30,065 Oh, God. 853 00:59:32,318 --> 00:59:34,861 Well, well, well. 854 00:59:34,946 --> 00:59:37,823 Looks like Miss High and Mighty 855 00:59:37,907 --> 00:59:39,908 ain't so perfect after all. 856 00:59:39,993 --> 00:59:41,827 It was just a little slip. 857 00:59:41,911 --> 00:59:44,580 Rome wasn't built in a day, you know. 858 00:59:45,206 --> 00:59:47,791 Besides, the fucker really had it coming. 859 00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:55,173 Well, what about my body? 860 00:59:55,341 --> 00:59:56,842 I'll take care of it. 861 01:00:03,641 --> 01:00:06,268 Jennifer, I love you. Jennifer, I love you. 862 01:00:07,478 --> 01:00:08,854 I love you. 863 01:00:10,898 --> 01:00:12,399 This is Stan. 864 01:00:12,859 --> 01:00:15,527 Hello, it's Jennifer. 865 01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:20,240 Stan, baby, I need your body. 866 01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:23,619 I'll be right there. 867 01:00:30,418 --> 01:00:33,003 Jennifer, if anything happens to me, 868 01:00:33,087 --> 01:00:34,296 I want you to know... 869 01:00:37,925 --> 01:00:39,885 They really do make a cute couple, 870 01:00:39,969 --> 01:00:40,969 don't you think? 871 01:00:41,054 --> 01:00:42,512 It's like my mother always said... 872 01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:43,889 Christ! 873 01:00:43,973 --> 01:00:45,849 Enough with your mother, already. 874 01:00:45,933 --> 01:00:47,643 I killed that bitch 20 years ago 875 01:00:47,727 --> 01:00:49,227 and she still won't shut up. 876 01:00:54,567 --> 01:00:57,778 There, there. It won't be long now. 877 01:01:08,748 --> 01:01:10,123 Jennifer! 878 01:01:15,963 --> 01:01:17,172 Jennifer! 879 01:01:19,300 --> 01:01:20,467 Who is it? 880 01:01:20,551 --> 01:01:21,635 Jennifer. 881 01:01:21,719 --> 01:01:23,970 It's that nosy bitch, Joan. 882 01:01:25,139 --> 01:01:27,057 I'll take care of her. 883 01:01:27,141 --> 01:01:28,517 I wouldn't want you 884 01:01:28,601 --> 01:01:31,269 to violate your delicate sensibilities. 885 01:01:36,442 --> 01:01:37,693 Jennifer! 886 01:01:57,130 --> 01:01:58,296 Jennifer. 887 01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:06,054 Jennifer! 888 01:02:41,966 --> 01:02:42,966 Jennifer. 889 01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:53,852 Oh, my God. 890 01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:03,028 Jennifer. 891 01:03:04,864 --> 01:03:06,698 Look out behind you! 892 01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:08,533 Joan! 893 01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:11,453 No! 894 01:03:24,383 --> 01:03:25,550 Dang! 895 01:03:28,387 --> 01:03:31,014 Look, I'm not going to give you crap. 896 01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:34,726 Nobody is perfect, Tiff. 897 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:38,313 I got a few skeletons in the closet myself. 898 01:03:44,362 --> 01:03:45,403 See? 899 01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:47,489 Well, come on, Tiff. 900 01:03:47,573 --> 01:03:50,408 How long did it take to build Rome, anyway? 901 01:03:51,619 --> 01:03:52,619 Tiff. 902 01:03:57,583 --> 01:03:58,750 Glen? 903 01:03:58,918 --> 01:04:01,586 Guess again, Daddy. 904 01:04:02,839 --> 01:04:04,214 Glenda? 905 01:04:04,507 --> 01:04:06,007 That's my name. 906 01:04:06,133 --> 01:04:07,676 Don't you wear it out. 907 01:04:08,678 --> 01:04:10,011 Oh, shit. 908 01:04:13,891 --> 01:04:15,267 What did I miss? 909 01:04:15,351 --> 01:04:19,354 Oh, nothing much. I just fired Joan. 910 01:04:23,693 --> 01:04:26,111 Looks like you win after all, Tiff. 911 01:04:26,195 --> 01:04:28,029 Congratulations. 912 01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:29,906 Oh, you both win. 913 01:04:30,074 --> 01:04:33,034 I'm a real lady-killer 914 01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:35,036 if you catch my drift. 915 01:04:35,121 --> 01:04:38,373 I'm a bona fide bonus baby. 916 01:04:41,127 --> 01:04:44,588 Jesus Christ, Chucky, what did you do to him? 917 01:04:44,672 --> 01:04:45,839 What did I do? 918 01:04:45,923 --> 01:04:46,923 Hmm. 919 01:04:47,008 --> 01:04:48,466 At least I spent time with the kid. 920 01:04:50,303 --> 01:04:52,095 Glen, wake up. 921 01:04:52,638 --> 01:04:54,180 Stop it, Mommy. 922 01:04:54,265 --> 01:04:56,433 You'll wrinkle my dress. 923 01:04:56,809 --> 01:04:58,727 Oh, and how do you like it? 924 01:04:58,811 --> 01:05:00,395 I made it meself. 925 01:05:00,479 --> 01:05:02,856 Like mother, like daughter, right? 926 01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:05,734 Like mother, like daughter. 927 01:05:05,818 --> 01:05:07,986 Get it? "Mother and daughter. " 928 01:05:10,448 --> 01:05:12,407 I said, wake up! Right now. 929 01:05:22,251 --> 01:05:24,377 Mom? Dad? 930 01:05:38,684 --> 01:05:40,018 What am I? 931 01:05:50,863 --> 01:05:52,864 Push, Miss Tilly. Push. 932 01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:56,117 I am pushing, you little star-fucker! 933 01:05:57,954 --> 01:06:00,455 Pay no attention to little Miss Potty Mouth. 934 01:06:00,539 --> 01:06:02,123 She's hormonal. 935 01:06:06,128 --> 01:06:08,838 My God. It's coming. 936 01:06:08,923 --> 01:06:11,091 I can see its little head. 937 01:06:19,141 --> 01:06:20,558 What is it? What is it? 938 01:06:22,728 --> 01:06:24,813 It's a boy. 939 01:06:24,897 --> 01:06:26,147 A boy. 940 01:06:26,273 --> 01:06:27,524 Oh, thank God. 941 01:06:28,109 --> 01:06:29,901 Give me my baby. 942 01:06:31,445 --> 01:06:33,196 I want my baby. 943 01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:50,171 Chucky, Chucky, uh, well, we're not done here yet. 944 01:06:50,256 --> 01:06:51,297 What? 945 01:06:51,382 --> 01:06:52,549 Jennifer isn't done. 946 01:06:52,633 --> 01:06:54,759 We've got another one here! 947 01:06:55,219 --> 01:06:58,346 Push, Jennifer! Push! Push, push. 948 01:06:58,431 --> 01:07:00,098 Push it out! Push! 949 01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:05,854 What's this one? 950 01:07:08,774 --> 01:07:10,316 It's a girl. 951 01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:12,027 Groovy. 952 01:07:13,779 --> 01:07:16,865 Ai, yai, yai, yai, yai. 953 01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:25,290 Chucky, it's time. 954 01:07:29,879 --> 01:07:32,839 Give me the power, I beg of you. 955 01:07:32,923 --> 01:07:35,508 Chucky, first he has to choose. 956 01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:37,969 I beg your pardon. 957 01:07:38,095 --> 01:07:40,388 I'm sorry. She has to choose. 958 01:07:40,473 --> 01:07:41,973 We don't have time for this shit! 959 01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:43,433 Wait, Chucky. 960 01:07:43,726 --> 01:07:45,894 We have a son and a daughter. 961 01:07:46,312 --> 01:07:48,605 Glen and Glenda. 962 01:07:48,689 --> 01:07:50,190 Don't you get it? 963 01:07:50,274 --> 01:07:52,317 Maybe they don't have to choose. 964 01:07:55,237 --> 01:07:56,821 Help! 965 01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:58,948 Hurry, Chucky! Do the chant. 966 01:07:59,033 --> 01:08:00,116 Chucky, do it now! 967 01:08:00,201 --> 01:08:01,659 Help us! 968 01:08:01,744 --> 01:08:03,536 Chucky, what are you standing there for? 969 01:08:03,621 --> 01:08:04,996 Do the chant! 970 01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:11,002 What are you waiting for? Do it! 971 01:08:11,629 --> 01:08:12,837 Do the chant! 972 01:08:15,007 --> 01:08:16,007 Do it! 973 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:19,094 Everybody just shut up! 974 01:08:20,304 --> 01:08:22,388 I have had it! That's it! 975 01:08:23,015 --> 01:08:25,683 There is a limit to how much I can take. 976 01:08:25,851 --> 01:08:27,644 What are you talking about? 977 01:08:27,728 --> 01:08:30,980 Look around you, Tiff. This is nuts. 978 01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:34,484 And I have a very high tolerance for nuts. 979 01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:36,861 If this is what it takes to be human, 980 01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:38,905 then I would rather take my chances 981 01:08:38,989 --> 01:08:40,907 as a supernaturally possessed doll. 982 01:08:40,991 --> 01:08:42,617 It's less complicated. 983 01:08:42,701 --> 01:08:44,285 You can't be serious? 984 01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:46,162 As a heart attack. 985 01:08:46,247 --> 01:08:47,330 Think about it. 986 01:08:47,414 --> 01:08:50,291 What is so great about being human, anyway? 987 01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:52,794 You get sick. You get old. 988 01:08:53,003 --> 01:08:55,130 You can't get it up anymore. 989 01:08:55,214 --> 01:08:57,132 I'm not lookin' forward to that. 990 01:08:57,383 --> 01:09:01,302 But I want to be Jennifer Tilly. 991 01:09:02,596 --> 01:09:04,472 I want to be a star. 992 01:09:04,598 --> 01:09:07,225 And I don't want to be your chauffeur. 993 01:09:07,309 --> 01:09:10,228 As a doll, I'm fucking infamous. 994 01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:14,232 I'm one of the most notorious slashers in history. 995 01:09:14,316 --> 01:09:16,151 And I don't want to give that up. 996 01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:19,529 I am Chucky, the killer doll! 997 01:09:19,655 --> 01:09:21,114 And I dig it! 998 01:09:24,869 --> 01:09:26,911 I have everything I want: 999 01:09:26,996 --> 01:09:28,746 a beautiful wife, 1000 01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:33,126 a multi-talented kid. 1001 01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:36,004 This is who I am, Tiff. 1002 01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:38,006 This is me. 1003 01:09:38,966 --> 01:09:40,717 Chucky, I don't know 1004 01:09:40,801 --> 01:09:43,178 what the fuck you're talking about. 1005 01:09:43,262 --> 01:09:45,847 I don't know who the fuck you are anymore. 1006 01:09:46,098 --> 01:09:48,600 But it's not enough for me. 1007 01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:51,102 I want more. 1008 01:09:52,104 --> 01:09:53,730 What are you sayin'? 1009 01:09:54,064 --> 01:09:55,481 It's over. 1010 01:09:56,817 --> 01:09:59,652 You've got to get out of here, Sweetface. 1011 01:10:00,321 --> 01:10:03,448 I'm leaving you, Chucky, and I'm taking the kid. 1012 01:10:03,949 --> 01:10:06,451 Nobody leaves me. 1013 01:10:07,077 --> 01:10:08,453 Nobody! 1014 01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:11,039 No! 1015 01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:18,588 Jennifer, 1016 01:10:20,341 --> 01:10:21,799 I love... 1017 01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:23,551 I love... 1018 01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:26,179 Stan, tell me. Tell me. 1019 01:10:26,722 --> 01:10:27,722 I love... 1020 01:10:27,806 --> 01:10:29,057 What? 1021 01:10:48,702 --> 01:10:49,869 Jesus. 1022 01:10:55,834 --> 01:10:57,210 Oh, my God. 1023 01:10:57,670 --> 01:11:01,005 My babies. Give me my babies. 1024 01:11:10,599 --> 01:11:12,475 I just want to know where they are. 1025 01:11:12,559 --> 01:11:13,601 They're fine, Jennifer. 1026 01:11:13,686 --> 01:11:14,936 They're in the maternity ward. 1027 01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:16,229 All right, was that so hard? 1028 01:11:16,313 --> 01:11:18,815 The important thing to think about now is getting well 1029 01:11:18,899 --> 01:11:21,150 so you can get on with your life and your career. 1030 01:11:21,235 --> 01:11:22,360 I don't care about my career. 1031 01:11:22,444 --> 01:11:23,486 I want my babies. 1032 01:11:23,570 --> 01:11:26,155 I'm working on it, Jennifer, but you're not making it easy. 1033 01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:27,615 I already talked to the cops. 1034 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:28,741 They cleared me. 1035 01:11:28,826 --> 01:11:30,285 They know you're not a killer. 1036 01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:32,620 They didn't say you were mentally competent. 1037 01:11:32,705 --> 01:11:35,498 Now what do you expect, after the story you told them? 1038 01:11:35,582 --> 01:11:36,916 It's true. 1039 01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:41,087 Yeah, well, I suggest from now on you keep that to yourself. 1040 01:11:41,714 --> 01:11:42,755 Hmm? 1041 01:11:44,049 --> 01:11:45,675 We'll talk later. 1042 01:11:49,471 --> 01:11:51,347 Try to get some sleep. 1043 01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:01,834 Wish me luck, Sweetface. 1044 01:13:01,919 --> 01:13:04,003 Mommy is going to be a star. 1045 01:13:20,687 --> 01:13:23,564 I can't think of a thing to say. 1046 01:13:23,649 --> 01:13:24,982 Fuck it! 1047 01:13:28,987 --> 01:13:31,656 Give me the power, I beg of you. 1048 01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:43,209 Switch! Switch! 1049 01:13:44,002 --> 01:13:46,045 Switch! Switch! Switch! 1050 01:13:50,592 --> 01:13:53,845 Nobody leaves me. Nobody. 1051 01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:16,617 Okasan. 1052 01:14:20,205 --> 01:14:24,000 I want you to be a good girl 1053 01:14:24,877 --> 01:14:28,337 or boy. Whatever. 1054 01:14:30,632 --> 01:14:34,385 Don't make the same mistakes your mom and dad made. 1055 01:14:37,222 --> 01:14:38,973 Especially your dad. 1056 01:15:26,563 --> 01:15:27,772 Let's go. 1057 01:15:43,705 --> 01:15:44,747 Glenda? 1058 01:15:44,831 --> 01:15:48,459 No, Dad! It's me! Your boy! 1059 01:15:48,585 --> 01:15:51,087 Your chip off the old block! 1060 01:15:53,966 --> 01:15:56,384 Are you proud of me now, Daddy? 1061 01:15:56,468 --> 01:15:57,927 Are you? 1062 01:16:09,481 --> 01:16:13,442 Attaboy, kid. Attaboy. 1063 01:16:34,006 --> 01:16:35,464 There, there. 1064 01:16:36,883 --> 01:16:38,217 There, there. 1065 01:16:39,469 --> 01:16:41,012 It's all right. 1066 01:16:42,139 --> 01:16:43,639 It's all right. 1067 01:16:44,683 --> 01:16:46,726 It's going to be all right. 1068 01:16:48,687 --> 01:16:50,062 There, there. 1069 01:16:55,110 --> 01:16:56,694 It's all right. 1070 01:17:18,383 --> 01:17:21,302 Yesterday, she gave Dana Shelton a bloody nose 1071 01:17:21,386 --> 01:17:23,638 and took pictures of it for Show and Tell. 1072 01:17:23,722 --> 01:17:25,681 She called the cat the "C" word. 1073 01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:28,643 And I'm pretty sure she's been taking money from my purse. 1074 01:17:28,727 --> 01:17:29,852 That's ridiculous. 1075 01:17:29,936 --> 01:17:31,312 Glen, he is an angel. 1076 01:17:31,396 --> 01:17:32,688 An absolute dream. 1077 01:17:32,898 --> 01:17:34,398 But Glenda, 1078 01:17:34,691 --> 01:17:36,817 she's a bad girl, Miss Tilly. 1079 01:17:37,277 --> 01:17:38,694 A very bad girl. 1080 01:17:38,779 --> 01:17:40,821 I'm not listening to this. 1081 01:17:42,783 --> 01:17:44,116 Oh, I hate that thing. 1082 01:17:44,201 --> 01:17:45,910 Some of the kids really want to see her. 1083 01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:46,994 Miss Tilly. 1084 01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:48,079 What? 1085 01:17:48,163 --> 01:17:49,413 I'm afraid of her. 1086 01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:52,708 Oh, Fulvia, it's only a doll. 1087 01:17:54,961 --> 01:17:57,088 I was talking about Glenda. 1088 01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:00,424 Fulvia, 1089 01:18:01,093 --> 01:18:03,844 just exactly what are you trying to say? 1090 01:18:04,846 --> 01:18:06,639 I can't work here anymore. 1091 01:18:06,723 --> 01:18:07,807 What? 1092 01:18:07,891 --> 01:18:09,016 I'm sorry, I just can't. 1093 01:18:09,101 --> 01:18:11,519 If you only saw the way she looks at me, 1094 01:18:11,603 --> 01:18:13,854 with such hate. 1095 01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:19,944 All right, Fulvia, if that's what you want. 1096 01:18:21,571 --> 01:18:23,114 We'll miss you. 1097 01:18:23,365 --> 01:18:26,826 Thank you, Miss Tilly. God bless. 1098 01:18:27,577 --> 01:18:28,619 Hmm. 1099 01:18:54,771 --> 01:18:55,771 God bless. 1100 01:19:24,009 --> 01:19:26,343 Just a little slip. 1101 01:19:39,691 --> 01:19:42,735 Rome wasn't built in a day, you know. 1102 01:19:44,112 --> 01:19:46,447 We all have our little setbacks. 1103 01:19:48,992 --> 01:19:52,077 I'm not a bad person. I just do bad things. 1104 01:20:06,635 --> 01:20:08,302 Mom got her wish. 1105 01:20:08,386 --> 01:20:10,554 She's a bright shining star. 1106 01:20:11,348 --> 01:20:13,516 Now we're the perfect family. 1107 01:20:14,476 --> 01:20:16,769 I've learned a lot about myself. 1108 01:20:16,853 --> 01:20:18,479 I know I'm not alone. 1109 01:20:18,605 --> 01:20:20,272 I know I'm not a freak. 1110 01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:23,484 And even though we had our differences, 1111 01:20:23,568 --> 01:20:26,195 I know my dad really loved me. 1112 01:20:27,572 --> 01:20:28,614 Oh, Glen. 1113 01:20:28,698 --> 01:20:31,075 Glen, sweetheart, come over here. 1114 01:20:33,078 --> 01:20:34,411 Here, sweetheart, look. 1115 01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:35,830 Here's another one. 1116 01:20:36,289 --> 01:20:37,581 Who is it from, Mommy? 1117 01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:38,916 I don't know. 1118 01:20:39,584 --> 01:20:43,128 Hmm, let's see. Oh, it doesn't say. 1119 01:20:43,588 --> 01:20:45,840 Strange. It doesn't say who it is. 1120 01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:47,758 Bye, sweetheart. Don't run so fast. 1121 01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:48,968 You're going to trip. 1122 01:20:49,052 --> 01:20:53,889 So anyway, he determined that he was going to go off... 1123 01:21:41,104 --> 01:21:44,940 One way or another, I'm gonna find ya 1124 01:21:45,025 --> 01:21:47,234 I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya 1125 01:21:47,319 --> 01:21:50,905 One way or another, I'm gonna win ya 1126 01:21:50,989 --> 01:21:53,198 I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya 1127 01:21:53,283 --> 01:21:56,911 One way or another I'm gonna see ya 1128 01:21:56,995 --> 01:21:59,496 I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya 1129 01:21:59,581 --> 01:22:02,875 One day maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya 1130 01:22:02,959 --> 01:22:05,252 I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya 1131 01:22:05,337 --> 01:22:10,215 I will drive past your house 1132 01:22:12,510 --> 01:22:16,680 And if the lights are all down 1133 01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:21,060 I'll see who's around 1134 01:22:23,104 --> 01:22:26,857 One way or another, I'm gonna find ya 1135 01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:29,193 I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya 1136 01:22:29,277 --> 01:22:32,863 One way or another, I'm gonna win ya 1137 01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:35,115 I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya 1138 01:22:35,742 --> 01:22:40,162 And if the lights are all down 1139 01:22:40,580 --> 01:22:43,791 I'll see who's around 1140 01:23:02,477 --> 01:23:05,813 One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya 1141 01:23:05,897 --> 01:23:07,940 I'm gonna give you the slip 1142 01:23:08,024 --> 01:23:11,860 I'll slip out of here for another I'm gonna lose ya 1143 01:23:11,945 --> 01:23:13,988 I'm gonna trick ya, I'll trick ya 1144 01:23:14,072 --> 01:23:17,866 One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya 1145 01:23:17,951 --> 01:23:20,327 I'm gonna trick ya, trick ya, trick ya, trick ya 1146 01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:23,706 One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya 1147 01:23:24,082 --> 01:23:26,333 I'm gonna give you the slip 1148 01:23:32,215 --> 01:23:34,967 I'll walk down the mall, stand over by the wall 1149 01:23:35,051 --> 01:23:37,970 Where I can see it all, find out who you call 1150 01:23:38,054 --> 01:23:40,639 Lead you to the supermarket checkout 1151 01:23:40,724 --> 01:23:42,683 Some specials and rat food 1152 01:23:42,767 --> 01:23:44,560 Get lost in the crowd 1153 01:23:44,644 --> 01:23:47,104 One way or another 1154 01:23:47,188 --> 01:23:49,773 Where I can see it all, find out who ya call 1155 01:23:49,858 --> 01:23:52,860 One way or another 1156 01:23:52,944 --> 01:23:56,321 Some specials and rat food get lost in the crowd 1157 01:23:56,406 --> 01:23:58,991 One way or another 1158 01:23:59,117 --> 01:24:02,453 Where I can see it all, find out who you call 1159 01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:08,208 Some specials and rat food get lost in the crowd 1160 01:24:08,626 --> 01:24:11,086 I just love this movie. Don't you? 1161 01:24:38,490 --> 01:24:41,075 Let's hit the street tonight we got a brand new ride 1162 01:24:41,159 --> 01:24:43,494 We got a beat that's tight me and my boy inside 1163 01:24:43,578 --> 01:24:45,412 Let's ride till the wheels fall off 1164 01:24:45,497 --> 01:24:46,997 All the ladies scream and shout 1165 01:24:47,082 --> 01:24:48,457 All the fellas ball 1166 01:24:48,541 --> 01:24:50,334 'Cause we're going to the club tonight 1167 01:24:50,418 --> 01:24:52,753 Man, I'm buyin' up the bar once I get inside 1168 01:24:53,338 --> 01:24:54,630 East coast west coast 1169 01:24:54,714 --> 01:24:56,423 Show love from the north to the south 1170 01:24:56,508 --> 01:24:59,051 Everybody, cut it up, cut it up 1171 01:24:59,552 --> 01:25:01,261 Cut it up, cut it up 1172 01:25:01,346 --> 01:25:03,680 Cut it up, cut it up 1173 01:25:04,349 --> 01:25:06,141 Cut it up, cut it up 1174 01:25:06,226 --> 01:25:07,518 Cut it up, yeah 1175 01:25:07,602 --> 01:25:11,063 Cut it up, cut it up, cut it up 1176 01:25:11,189 --> 01:25:13,524 Cut it up, cut it up 1177 01:25:14,109 --> 01:25:15,943 Cut it up, cut it up 1178 01:25:16,027 --> 01:25:17,277 Cut 'em up 1179 01:25:17,362 --> 01:25:20,030 Ooh, look at the big-time stunner 1180 01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:22,449 Cruising down Mulholland in the new Hummer 1181 01:25:22,534 --> 01:25:24,743 You know it was stolen you know I stay rollin' 1182 01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:27,454 Me and my boy-boy we ride like soldiers 1183 01:25:27,539 --> 01:25:29,540 Big Chucky ooh, I'm so lucky 1184 01:25:29,624 --> 01:25:32,042 I'm a murdering psychopath that's why they can't touch me 1185 01:25:32,585 --> 01:25:35,546 I'm iller than M.J.'s Thriller see the scar on my face 1186 01:25:35,630 --> 01:25:38,048 Like Pacino I'm a killer 1187 01:25:38,174 --> 01:25:40,467 Cut it up, cut it up 1188 01:25:40,552 --> 01:25:42,928 Cut it up, cut it up 1189 01:25:43,012 --> 01:25:45,222 Cut it up, cut it up 1190 01:25:45,390 --> 01:25:47,933 Cut it up, yeah, cut it up 1191 01:25:48,518 --> 01:25:50,310 Cut it up, cut it up 1192 01:25:50,395 --> 01:25:52,771 Cut it up, cut it up 1193 01:25:53,314 --> 01:25:55,149 Cut it up, cut it up 1194 01:25:55,233 --> 01:25:56,733 Cut 'em up 1195 01:25:56,901 --> 01:25:59,987 Whoever thought that I was a joke I slit their throat 1196 01:26:00,071 --> 01:26:01,905 Then drink a rum and coke 1197 01:26:01,990 --> 01:26:04,992 I get movies and I'm iller than ever tougher than leather 1198 01:26:05,076 --> 01:26:06,326 And way more clever 1199 01:26:06,411 --> 01:26:09,371 Everybody in the club feelin' this, Big Chucky 1200 01:26:09,497 --> 01:26:11,707 with his son and of course his missus 1201 01:26:11,791 --> 01:26:15,169 So beware if you've got a flat tire, I swear Jason, Freddy Kreuger 1202 01:26:15,253 --> 01:26:17,379 and even Michael Myer cut it up 1203 01:26:17,922 --> 01:26:19,631 Cut it up, cut it up 1204 01:26:19,757 --> 01:26:22,009 Cut it up, cut it up 1205 01:26:22,093 --> 01:26:24,428 Cut it up, cut it up 1206 01:26:24,512 --> 01:26:25,762 Cut it up, yeah 1207 01:26:25,889 --> 01:26:29,349 Cut it up, cut it up, cut it up 1208 01:26:29,434 --> 01:26:32,060 Cut it up, cut it up 1209 01:26:32,604 --> 01:26:34,313 Cut it up, cut it up 1210 01:26:34,397 --> 01:26:35,731 Cut 'em up 1211 01:27:00,215 --> 01:27:02,966 I can't think of a thing to say. 1212 01:27:03,343 --> 01:27:04,343 Fuck it! 1213 01:27:12,101 --> 01:27:13,310 Oh, God! 1214 01:27:14,305 --> 01:27:20,940 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org81201

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