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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,445 --> 00:00:04,656 For God's sake, girls, 2 00:00:04,681 --> 00:00:07,664 I left Queensland so less people would try to kill me, not more! 3 00:00:07,689 --> 00:00:11,162 Mate, that lady is Doreen Bognor, brothel queen of western Sydney. 4 00:00:11,187 --> 00:00:12,487 Next stop, Bangkok. 5 00:00:12,718 --> 00:00:14,812 OK? Go on. Get outta here. 6 00:00:14,837 --> 00:00:16,007 Come on, you're telling me 7 00:00:16,032 --> 00:00:17,768 you're not worried about blowback from Doreen? 8 00:00:17,792 --> 00:00:19,757 We had a good chat and she's, uh... 9 00:00:20,624 --> 00:00:21,773 rock-solid now. 10 00:00:22,316 --> 00:00:23,585 I thought I'd do a follow-up 11 00:00:23,610 --> 00:00:25,016 on that brothel madam you were looking for. 12 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:26,343 Doreen Bognor's not missing. 13 00:00:26,368 --> 00:00:27,836 But you were looking for her two weeks ago 14 00:00:27,860 --> 00:00:30,407 and no-one's seen her since and now I've found her car and... 15 00:00:30,432 --> 00:00:31,432 Forget the car! 16 00:00:31,457 --> 00:00:33,888 Jesus Christ, didn't they teach you anything down in Goulburn?! 17 00:00:33,912 --> 00:00:35,649 I just wanted to know how Bevan Bender's doing? 18 00:00:35,673 --> 00:00:37,397 They're not even sure he's gonna pull through. 19 00:00:37,421 --> 00:00:38,930 So, hope you packed some spare undies, mate. 20 00:00:38,954 --> 00:00:40,992 'Cause... you're not going anywhere. 21 00:00:53,068 --> 00:00:54,328 Done. 22 00:00:55,273 --> 00:00:56,304 Yeah, righto. 23 00:00:57,056 --> 00:00:58,476 See you, then. 24 00:01:39,147 --> 00:01:40,767 You believe in ghosts? 25 00:01:40,792 --> 00:01:42,452 Well, I bloody do now. 26 00:01:44,156 --> 00:01:45,568 And that's how it happened. 27 00:01:45,592 --> 00:01:48,532 After a fun-filled few weeks in the Emerald City, 28 00:01:48,557 --> 00:01:51,007 Les Norton found himself face-to-face 29 00:01:51,032 --> 00:01:53,929 with the dead brothel madam he'd inadvertently buried 30 00:01:53,954 --> 00:01:56,835 under 20 feet of concrete two weeks earlier. 31 00:01:58,632 --> 00:02:00,372 Or so he thought. 32 00:03:00,642 --> 00:03:03,023 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 33 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:06,453 You're pulling me chain? 34 00:03:06,477 --> 00:03:07,477 Nope. 35 00:03:07,731 --> 00:03:09,538 - Twin sister. - Identical? 36 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:12,398 - What do you think, genius? - I dunno. 37 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:14,523 Dolores Ann Bognor, 38. 38 00:03:14,548 --> 00:03:17,123 Thumper reckons she's been up in Thailand for six years 39 00:03:17,148 --> 00:03:18,834 and popped up on their radar a few weeks ago 40 00:03:18,858 --> 00:03:20,018 when she came back to Sydney. 41 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:23,167 Thank Christ for that. I can put away me bloody crucifix. 42 00:03:23,192 --> 00:03:24,702 I wouldn't just yet. 43 00:03:25,132 --> 00:03:27,851 He also did some digging, and by all accounts, 44 00:03:27,876 --> 00:03:29,132 you took out the nice one. 45 00:03:29,157 --> 00:03:32,241 Yeah, right. Doreen's a 24-carat psycho. 46 00:03:32,266 --> 00:03:33,271 Yep. 47 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,967 Apparently, this one makes Idi Amin look like Johnny Farnham. 48 00:03:35,992 --> 00:03:37,999 Well, that's just sensational, isn't it? 49 00:03:38,401 --> 00:03:41,207 I come up here to celebrate another successful title defence 50 00:03:41,232 --> 00:03:42,772 and I've gotta bloody deal with this. 51 00:03:42,797 --> 00:03:45,849 Come on, boss. How was I supposed to know she had an identical twin? 52 00:03:45,874 --> 00:03:47,024 That's what I pay you for, isn't it? 53 00:03:47,048 --> 00:03:48,693 Yeah, but she's from way out west. 54 00:03:48,718 --> 00:03:50,873 I can only stretch myself so thin. 55 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:51,905 Mmm. 56 00:03:52,612 --> 00:03:54,007 No, you're right. 57 00:03:54,032 --> 00:03:56,030 No, you're right, yeah. Yeah. 58 00:03:56,942 --> 00:03:59,312 No, shit happens, I suppose. Can't be helped. 59 00:03:59,987 --> 00:04:01,567 OK, who's up for another drink? 60 00:04:01,810 --> 00:04:03,304 Good idea, boss. 61 00:04:09,832 --> 00:04:11,292 Wait, so, that's it? 62 00:04:13,103 --> 00:04:14,124 What, is there a problem? 63 00:04:14,149 --> 00:04:15,149 Well, kinda. 64 00:04:15,698 --> 00:04:18,007 I mean, youse did knock this lady's sister off. 65 00:04:18,032 --> 00:04:19,732 - Les... - No, it's alright, Ed. 66 00:04:19,976 --> 00:04:22,347 You know, let the young fella speak his mind. 67 00:04:22,372 --> 00:04:23,752 Well, it's just... 68 00:04:25,702 --> 00:04:29,007 You know, by all reports, she's not the forgiving type. 69 00:04:29,671 --> 00:04:31,421 Well, she'll just have to learn, then. 70 00:04:31,998 --> 00:04:33,565 Blood's thicker than water, but. 71 00:04:34,187 --> 00:04:36,437 Yeah, and concrete's thicker than blood. 72 00:04:36,898 --> 00:04:39,755 Look, this Dolores character, you know, 73 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,287 she might be a little bit upset by what's happened, 74 00:04:42,312 --> 00:04:44,530 but she can't be confused as to why. 75 00:04:44,804 --> 00:04:46,319 You think about it, Les. 76 00:04:46,788 --> 00:04:48,652 Doreen opens a brothel on my territory 77 00:04:48,677 --> 00:04:50,951 despite numerous warnings not to. 78 00:04:50,976 --> 00:04:54,132 Then she stocks it full of under-age Thai sex slaves. 79 00:04:54,157 --> 00:04:56,513 I try to remedy the situation. 80 00:04:56,538 --> 00:04:59,421 Then she tries to hollow out my new favourite redhead. 81 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,287 What am I supposed to do? 82 00:05:01,312 --> 00:05:02,943 You're supposed to pay her a little visit 83 00:05:02,968 --> 00:05:04,808 and let me knock this on the head once and for all. 84 00:05:04,832 --> 00:05:07,638 Uh-uh. The last thing we need is a turf war 85 00:05:07,663 --> 00:05:09,094 splashed across the pages of the Tele. 86 00:05:09,118 --> 00:05:10,118 No, Georgie's right. 87 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:13,363 This whole Dolores situation, it's a bloody sideshow. Yeah? 88 00:05:13,726 --> 00:05:16,412 We knocked her sister, she tried to return the compliment. 89 00:05:16,718 --> 00:05:17,967 Now we're square. 90 00:05:17,992 --> 00:05:20,407 You know, she can go and bloody crawl under a rock, 91 00:05:20,432 --> 00:05:22,249 if she knows what's good for her. 92 00:05:22,592 --> 00:05:23,913 And if she doesn't? 93 00:05:30,069 --> 00:05:31,694 How long have you worked here, son? 94 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:34,092 - Couple of weeks. - Couple of weeks. 95 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,171 Hey, Georgie? 96 00:05:36,991 --> 00:05:40,648 Tell Les how long I've been involved in this rattle. 97 00:05:41,109 --> 00:05:43,647 I don't think the records go back that far. 98 00:05:45,444 --> 00:05:47,732 I think Dad started doing your books in 1958. 99 00:05:48,044 --> 00:05:50,866 1958, eh? 100 00:05:52,726 --> 00:05:55,612 So, you see, Les, this isn't my first season in the game, you know? 101 00:05:56,046 --> 00:05:57,546 Which is how I know, 102 00:05:57,571 --> 00:06:00,207 no matter how good a rookie thinks they are, 103 00:06:00,232 --> 00:06:03,843 you can't skip reserve grade and go straight into first grade. 104 00:06:04,148 --> 00:06:05,453 And if you can't be convinced otherwise, 105 00:06:05,477 --> 00:06:07,337 then you go and get an early shower. 106 00:06:07,924 --> 00:06:09,064 Now... 107 00:06:10,734 --> 00:06:12,475 Now, am I sorry about what happened? 108 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,507 - Not really. - Not at all. 109 00:06:15,554 --> 00:06:17,023 Sometimes, Les, 110 00:06:17,437 --> 00:06:20,488 you know, you've got to make an example of people. 111 00:06:20,512 --> 00:06:22,302 Just for the good of the game. 112 00:06:22,327 --> 00:06:25,132 Now, I'm gonna make sure Dolores understands that. 113 00:06:25,726 --> 00:06:27,972 The real question is... 114 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:29,624 do you? 115 00:06:32,046 --> 00:06:34,487 Um... h-hundred per cent, boss. 116 00:06:34,512 --> 00:06:39,249 Yeah. That is the smartest thing you've said yet. 117 00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:42,593 I'm telling you, next time, just keep your piehole shut, alright? 118 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:45,916 There's a limit to the future in getting chippy with Price Galese. 119 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:49,138 - I was just stating the obvious. - Well, don't. 120 00:06:49,163 --> 00:06:51,052 There's blokes watching planes come in at Mascot 121 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,242 from under six feet of tarmac for less than that. 122 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:54,647 Bullshit. 123 00:06:54,672 --> 00:06:57,927 Les, how do you think I got my job? Huh? 124 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:01,444 Now, come on, less whining, more punching! Let's go! 125 00:07:02,116 --> 00:07:04,241 That's it. Straight down the line. 126 00:07:04,679 --> 00:07:05,692 Five more. 127 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:08,998 Four. Three. Two. 128 00:07:09,023 --> 00:07:10,643 One! That's him! 129 00:07:10,668 --> 00:07:13,328 See? We're gonna make a pug out of you in no time, brother! 130 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:14,696 Whoo! 131 00:07:16,553 --> 00:07:19,013 Hey, how'd that lady copper go the other night? 132 00:07:19,218 --> 00:07:20,518 What are you talking about? 133 00:07:20,543 --> 00:07:22,319 Don't be like that with me. 134 00:07:22,594 --> 00:07:24,905 Certainly took your time taking her to the train station. 135 00:07:24,930 --> 00:07:26,593 She got a cab home, for your information. 136 00:07:26,618 --> 00:07:28,632 Tss! Yeah? And that's it? 137 00:07:29,738 --> 00:07:30,991 Course that's it. 138 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:34,560 Still... she's a bit of alright for a copper, eh? 139 00:07:34,585 --> 00:07:37,558 Well, she's cuter than Thumper, if that's what you're getting at. 140 00:07:37,817 --> 00:07:40,263 You can play it cool with me all you want, brother. 141 00:07:40,748 --> 00:07:42,802 I saw the sparks flying between you two. 142 00:07:43,114 --> 00:07:44,130 Come on. 143 00:07:44,155 --> 00:07:47,388 Mate... I'm a tourist in this town. 144 00:07:48,451 --> 00:07:49,990 Sparks are all you're gonna get. 145 00:07:51,314 --> 00:07:53,154 Come on. That's it. 146 00:07:53,179 --> 00:07:54,491 Oh, for fuck's sake, Lizzie, 147 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:57,535 I look more like a shearer than that drip! 148 00:07:58,146 --> 00:07:59,154 Oh, God, he's worse. 149 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,912 He looks like he'd sooner mount the sheep than shear it. 150 00:08:02,537 --> 00:08:04,177 Yeah, well, I don't have a week, Lizzie. 151 00:08:04,202 --> 00:08:05,216 That is the whole point. 152 00:08:05,241 --> 00:08:06,901 I need this role cast yester... 153 00:08:06,926 --> 00:08:09,186 Well, can you call me if you think of anything? 154 00:08:11,974 --> 00:08:12,974 Everything alright? 155 00:08:12,999 --> 00:08:14,576 Oh, not really. 156 00:08:15,378 --> 00:08:17,838 You know that Choice Beer commercial I was telling you about? 157 00:08:17,863 --> 00:08:20,052 - Yep. - Not looking so choice right now. 158 00:08:20,077 --> 00:08:22,701 We just lost our highly sought after leading man. 159 00:08:22,726 --> 00:08:25,986 Now he's gone to ground, taking my career with him. 160 00:08:26,011 --> 00:08:28,598 Ah. They can't throw you under the bus for that, can they? 161 00:08:28,623 --> 00:08:29,923 Oh, you just watch 'em. 162 00:08:30,154 --> 00:08:33,318 I'm already on thin ice after last year's Christmas party. 163 00:08:38,743 --> 00:08:42,943 I have been known to take client servicing too seriously. 164 00:08:43,744 --> 00:08:45,371 I am guaranteed to get the flick 165 00:08:45,396 --> 00:08:47,974 if I can't find a replacement for this goose! 166 00:08:47,999 --> 00:08:48,999 What's the earn? 167 00:08:49,024 --> 00:08:51,198 Oh, it's three grand for a national buyout. 168 00:08:51,223 --> 00:08:52,576 Three grand? 169 00:08:52,709 --> 00:08:55,130 Sydney has to be full of posers chasing that payday. 170 00:08:55,155 --> 00:08:56,974 He is a hard-as-nails shearer 171 00:08:56,999 --> 00:08:59,598 and these city blokes, they're all too goddamn pretty. 172 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,810 He has to feel real or the whole thing won't work. 173 00:09:02,298 --> 00:09:03,638 Fair enough. 174 00:09:03,663 --> 00:09:05,302 Bottom line is... 175 00:09:06,018 --> 00:09:09,970 I need a big old country bloke with a head like a bag of cement 176 00:09:09,995 --> 00:09:14,375 and I need him on a plane to Brisbane day after tomorrow. 177 00:09:20,770 --> 00:09:21,770 What? 178 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:24,134 Now, in all his years, 179 00:09:24,159 --> 00:09:28,767 no-one had ever accused Les of being especially creative. 180 00:09:28,792 --> 00:09:32,618 In fact, his entire body of work was limited to a short run 181 00:09:32,643 --> 00:09:35,908 as the arse end of the donkey in the Dirranbandi Nativity play. 182 00:09:35,933 --> 00:09:38,369 Right about now, he wished he'd stuck at it. 183 00:09:38,614 --> 00:09:40,150 Done this before, have you? 184 00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:44,970 Yeah, it's, uh... it's me first time. Yeah. 185 00:09:45,361 --> 00:09:47,623 Feel a little out of my depth, to be honest with you. 186 00:09:48,743 --> 00:09:49,775 Got any tips? 187 00:09:49,910 --> 00:09:51,870 Look, if you don't mind, I'm trying to focus here. 188 00:09:53,825 --> 00:09:55,887 Still trying to find my motivation. 189 00:09:58,814 --> 00:10:00,823 Jeez, I would have thought three grand and a trip to Brissie 190 00:10:00,847 --> 00:10:02,861 was motivation enough, but that's just me. 191 00:10:03,554 --> 00:10:04,689 Les Norton? 192 00:10:13,903 --> 00:10:16,043 So, you had a look at the script? 193 00:10:16,068 --> 00:10:18,251 Yeah, I had a... quick squiz outside. 194 00:10:18,276 --> 00:10:19,276 Any questions? 195 00:10:19,301 --> 00:10:20,345 Well, is it any good? 196 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,829 - Excuse me? - Bowen Lager? 197 00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:23,181 It's a good drop, is it? 198 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,564 How should we know? 199 00:10:24,877 --> 00:10:26,611 White man's firewater. 200 00:10:26,636 --> 00:10:29,072 Uh, Les, this is Hobo. 201 00:10:29,097 --> 00:10:33,329 He is the youngest director to ever win the Golden Lion at Cannes. 202 00:10:33,354 --> 00:10:34,501 He is amazing. 203 00:10:34,526 --> 00:10:36,829 Oh, don't believe the hype, kemosabe. 204 00:10:36,854 --> 00:10:39,361 I'm just a painter whose canvas happens to be life. 205 00:10:39,386 --> 00:10:41,853 24 frames a second. You dig? 206 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:45,643 Yeah, I think so. 207 00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:48,203 Are you into the truth, Les? 208 00:10:48,712 --> 00:10:50,556 Oh, it's... it's alright, I suppose. 209 00:10:50,581 --> 00:10:52,822 It's everything, brother, man. 210 00:10:52,847 --> 00:10:56,462 Just... be... fucking... real. 211 00:10:58,088 --> 00:10:59,142 OK? 212 00:11:00,290 --> 00:11:01,803 Righto. 213 00:11:02,938 --> 00:11:06,134 Now, I want you to pretend to drink from an imaginary beer. 214 00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:07,633 Well, a middy or a schooner? 215 00:11:07,658 --> 00:11:08,658 Doesn't matter. 216 00:11:08,683 --> 00:11:10,579 Schooner, then, considering it's free. 217 00:11:11,643 --> 00:11:14,595 Now, all I'm after is the subtext. 218 00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:16,134 Show me, don't tell me. 219 00:11:16,159 --> 00:11:17,779 You do know what subtext is, don't you? 220 00:11:17,804 --> 00:11:18,804 Yeah. 221 00:11:19,001 --> 00:11:20,485 Yeah, I reckon I'll figure it out. 222 00:11:21,564 --> 00:11:23,945 Now, sip from the beer 223 00:11:23,970 --> 00:11:26,123 and then barrel the camera and say, 224 00:11:26,148 --> 00:11:30,423 "Bowen Lager. It's the new beer my friends and I enjoy the most." 225 00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:37,883 Is something funny, amigo? 226 00:11:38,228 --> 00:11:40,899 Oh, I was just seeing if you could help me find the subtext in that. 227 00:11:40,923 --> 00:11:43,283 - Les. - It's a serious question. 228 00:11:43,308 --> 00:11:44,337 Funny man, eh? 229 00:11:44,362 --> 00:11:46,171 Where do we find these fucking morons?! 230 00:11:46,196 --> 00:11:48,486 Hobo, please, just calm down. 231 00:11:48,663 --> 00:11:53,595 Just say the lines and leave the writing to the professionals. OK? 232 00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:56,134 Yeah. Uh, sorry about that. 233 00:11:56,788 --> 00:11:58,128 Beginner's nerves. 234 00:11:58,322 --> 00:12:00,228 We'll just... go for one, eh? 235 00:12:06,806 --> 00:12:08,408 Ah! 236 00:12:09,078 --> 00:12:10,314 Bowen Lager. 237 00:12:10,486 --> 00:12:12,072 It's the beer me and me mates drink. 238 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,361 What the fuck was that? 239 00:12:17,386 --> 00:12:19,040 Hobo, I am so sorry. 240 00:12:19,065 --> 00:12:20,424 I was just trying to think outside the box. 241 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,876 But there are a bunch of others outside... 242 00:12:22,901 --> 00:12:23,908 Just send them all home. 243 00:12:23,933 --> 00:12:25,525 Hobo, please, we will find... 244 00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:27,306 Send them home! 245 00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:28,331 Tina? 246 00:12:31,561 --> 00:12:33,517 Who the fuck do you think you are? 247 00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:35,682 - Uh... Les Norton? - No. 248 00:12:35,898 --> 00:12:38,743 You are a goddamn revelation. 249 00:12:38,768 --> 00:12:40,103 - I am? - He is? 250 00:12:40,128 --> 00:12:41,608 - He's not. - Sign him up 251 00:12:41,633 --> 00:12:42,905 before someone else does. 252 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,850 Hobo, please, it will change the entire crib. 253 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,374 Then go, man! 254 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,038 Lightning doesn't strike twice! 255 00:12:48,063 --> 00:12:49,202 Go! 256 00:12:52,358 --> 00:12:53,374 You... 257 00:12:57,326 --> 00:12:58,428 You... 258 00:12:59,815 --> 00:13:01,608 ... have a talent, brother Les. 259 00:13:02,252 --> 00:13:03,672 A rare talent. 260 00:13:13,052 --> 00:13:14,752 Amazing how many dickheads 261 00:13:14,777 --> 00:13:16,881 don't pay their parking fines, isn't it? 262 00:13:17,702 --> 00:13:19,043 Beyond. 263 00:13:20,381 --> 00:13:23,358 Are you sure this is the best use of my time, Sarge? 264 00:13:23,383 --> 00:13:25,923 Didn't spend all that time training just to sit behind a desk. 265 00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:29,178 Or behind a blackjack table at the Kelly Club, for that matter. 266 00:13:29,483 --> 00:13:30,563 Fair go, Sarge. 267 00:13:30,588 --> 00:13:31,601 I was just trying to practise 268 00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:33,726 some of that effective crime management you told me about. 269 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,334 Not at the Kelly Club, you don't. 270 00:13:35,623 --> 00:13:37,819 It's off limits until you earn your stripes. 271 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:41,327 - When do you reckon that'll be? - You tell me, princess. 272 00:13:54,586 --> 00:13:56,897 That Bognor woman's on the line again, Sarge. 273 00:13:56,922 --> 00:13:58,733 Third time this morning. Line three. 274 00:13:58,758 --> 00:13:59,758 You right there? 275 00:13:59,783 --> 00:14:01,390 Uh... no, yep. 276 00:14:01,415 --> 00:14:03,953 I'm, um... just trying to earn my stripes. 277 00:14:04,461 --> 00:14:05,632 Keep 'em coming. 278 00:14:05,657 --> 00:14:06,917 Door. 279 00:14:21,891 --> 00:14:23,484 Unbelievable! 280 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:25,976 Sunshine State, here we come. 281 00:14:26,663 --> 00:14:28,477 Yeah, you know why you're heading back to your... 282 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,398 hillbilly heaven so soon? 283 00:14:30,423 --> 00:14:32,359 - Uh, because I've got a rare gift. - No. 284 00:14:32,384 --> 00:14:34,798 - Because I'm a goddamn revelation. - No! 285 00:14:34,823 --> 00:14:36,726 Because of me, Leslie. 286 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:40,158 It means for the next two days, I am your boss. 287 00:14:40,238 --> 00:14:41,238 Yeah, but... 288 00:14:41,263 --> 00:14:44,226 And as your boss, I am warning you, do not fuck this up. 289 00:14:44,679 --> 00:14:47,781 I've tipped you into the easiest three grand you're ever gonna make, 290 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,358 so start thinking more like an actor 291 00:14:50,383 --> 00:14:52,250 and less like a knuckle-dragging bouncer. 292 00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:53,305 You reckon you can do that? 293 00:14:53,329 --> 00:14:55,937 I'm getting paid to look dumb and drink beer. 294 00:14:56,945 --> 00:14:58,565 I was born for this role. 295 00:15:00,193 --> 00:15:01,613 God save us. 296 00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:27,539 So, while Les was heading back 297 00:15:27,564 --> 00:15:29,781 for a few days of fun on home turf, 298 00:15:29,806 --> 00:15:34,507 Price was in his own happy place, nestled at his favourite table 299 00:15:34,532 --> 00:15:36,712 at his favourite eastern suburbs restaurant. 300 00:15:37,510 --> 00:15:39,086 Um, yeah, I'll take another. 301 00:15:39,111 --> 00:15:40,244 Thanks, cue ball. 302 00:15:40,269 --> 00:15:43,129 Are you gonna stick with the chardy or change it up for one of these? 303 00:15:43,154 --> 00:15:45,070 No, it's a sav blanc. I'm fine, thanks. 304 00:15:47,335 --> 00:15:48,937 So, Dolores... 305 00:15:49,618 --> 00:15:51,086 May I call you Dolores? 306 00:15:51,111 --> 00:15:53,140 Oh, aren't we a gentleman? 307 00:15:53,165 --> 00:15:55,828 So, still no news about your sister's whereabouts? 308 00:15:55,853 --> 00:15:57,211 No, I'm afraid not. 309 00:15:57,236 --> 00:15:59,359 Gee. You must be worried sick. 310 00:15:59,384 --> 00:16:00,384 Yeah. 311 00:16:00,617 --> 00:16:02,726 - Sick as. - Yeah. 312 00:16:03,057 --> 00:16:05,632 Well, Dolores, let's cut to the chase. Um... 313 00:16:06,476 --> 00:16:08,172 I just wanted to sit down and... 314 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,648 break bread with you 315 00:16:10,673 --> 00:16:13,242 and make sure this whole thing doesn't, um, escalate 316 00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:15,238 into something that it needn't. 317 00:16:15,898 --> 00:16:17,363 What whole thing's that? 318 00:16:17,388 --> 00:16:18,507 Well... 319 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,318 I believe that you and your sister have created quite the empire 320 00:16:22,343 --> 00:16:23,346 out in the western suburbs. 321 00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:25,314 Yep, yep. We're heaps entrepreneurial. 322 00:16:25,339 --> 00:16:27,110 Yes, I've heard. 323 00:16:27,135 --> 00:16:28,564 And look, I, you know... 324 00:16:29,295 --> 00:16:31,649 I just wanted to assure you that I've got 325 00:16:31,761 --> 00:16:35,142 no designs whatsoever on what you've created out there. 326 00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:36,729 Yeah, honestly, you know, the last time I... 327 00:16:36,753 --> 00:16:41,313 drove up Parramatta Road was in, uh, 1979, and I'm still recovering. 328 00:16:41,338 --> 00:16:45,907 No, look, I'm more than happy with my humble patch here in the east. 329 00:16:46,104 --> 00:16:48,368 The jewels of the west are all yours, my dear. 330 00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:50,727 Aw! Jeez, gosh, thanks. 331 00:16:50,752 --> 00:16:54,985 Um... there's just the small matter of you whacking my sister. 332 00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:57,922 Well, I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. 333 00:16:57,947 --> 00:16:58,961 Really? 334 00:17:00,094 --> 00:17:02,643 Your goons haven't heard of security cameras? 335 00:17:02,668 --> 00:17:05,149 Well, either way, there's the equally small matter 336 00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:06,391 of you hiring Melbourne's 337 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,711 number one hit man to knock me as a payback. 338 00:17:11,015 --> 00:17:12,508 Why don't we call it quits? 339 00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:14,844 Why don't you suck my knob? 340 00:17:17,218 --> 00:17:18,383 - Yeah, you know... - Yeah. 341 00:17:18,408 --> 00:17:20,547 you know, I was like you once upon a time. I was... 342 00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:23,696 I was full of vim and vigour, out to take on all comers. 343 00:17:23,721 --> 00:17:25,421 And then what? You got old and crusty? 344 00:17:25,446 --> 00:17:26,969 No, then I got wise. 345 00:17:28,101 --> 00:17:30,602 Which is how I know you don't want to start a war. 346 00:17:31,649 --> 00:17:32,907 Nobody wins. 347 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,345 But you'll definitely lose. 348 00:17:34,369 --> 00:17:38,102 So, how about... how about we go back to how things were before? 349 00:17:39,715 --> 00:17:41,495 You mean before my sister was dead? 350 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,516 No, before you opened a brothel on my turf 351 00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,399 and stocked it full of schoolkids, 352 00:17:46,424 --> 00:17:48,284 forcing me to put you out of business. 353 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:49,907 Permanently. 354 00:17:51,215 --> 00:17:52,649 You really think you could? 355 00:17:52,674 --> 00:17:54,718 Hmm. Oh, you betcha. Yeah. 356 00:17:54,743 --> 00:17:55,744 You see, at the end of the day, 357 00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:59,218 you're just another smut queen with delusions of grandeur. 358 00:17:59,243 --> 00:18:00,532 - Is that right? - Yeah. 359 00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,547 So, you know, I reckon you should just smarten up, 360 00:18:02,572 --> 00:18:04,952 because if you don't, I might be forced to, you know, 361 00:18:04,977 --> 00:18:07,117 get me shots after all and head out west. 362 00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:09,803 Rooty Hill, Box Hill, Surry Hills. 363 00:18:09,828 --> 00:18:12,493 You name the fucking hill, I'll flatten it. 364 00:18:13,444 --> 00:18:15,235 How about Bellevue Hill? 365 00:18:18,809 --> 00:18:20,688 You have such a nice home there. 366 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:24,657 And a lovely family. What, two gorgeous kids? 367 00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:26,766 How old are they now? 368 00:18:27,012 --> 00:18:29,579 Are they looking for work experience placement or...? 369 00:18:30,139 --> 00:18:32,001 I hope you know what you're getting yourself into. 370 00:18:32,025 --> 00:18:33,470 I'm just doing what your mother should have done 371 00:18:33,494 --> 00:18:35,524 before you slipped out of her festering clam. 372 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:36,883 Is that right? 373 00:18:38,024 --> 00:18:39,798 I reckon it was what Doreen would have wanted. 374 00:18:39,822 --> 00:18:40,837 Yeah. 375 00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:43,922 Well, keep this up, and pretty soon you'll be able to ask her yourself. 376 00:18:46,852 --> 00:18:50,922 Yeah, OK. Thanks, Grandad! Time for your afternoon nap! 377 00:18:51,187 --> 00:18:52,524 I'll see you soon, though! 378 00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,368 You slimy fuck. 379 00:19:04,221 --> 00:19:05,368 How'd it go, then? 380 00:19:08,054 --> 00:19:09,135 How'd you go, boss? 381 00:19:10,008 --> 00:19:12,157 - Bloody nobody. - He's a dead man. 382 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,657 Here, take a load off, boss. 383 00:20:02,925 --> 00:20:05,664 Oh! Iced VoVos. 384 00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:07,961 Arthit, you're a fuckin' saint. 385 00:20:13,496 --> 00:20:15,516 Mmm-mmm! 386 00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:18,297 God, after all that time up in Thailand, 387 00:20:18,322 --> 00:20:20,507 a bit of real Aussie food goes such a long way. 388 00:20:20,532 --> 00:20:21,774 Oh, tell me about it. 389 00:20:21,799 --> 00:20:24,579 If I never see another tom yum goong again, it'll be too soon. 390 00:20:24,604 --> 00:20:25,904 Mmm! 391 00:20:27,596 --> 00:20:28,797 Oh, leave it. 392 00:20:28,822 --> 00:20:30,774 It'll be our Thai friends just wanting to know 393 00:20:30,799 --> 00:20:32,446 where their missing girls and money are. 394 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,029 Yeah. Persistent little fuckers. 395 00:20:36,093 --> 00:20:37,093 Ooh. 396 00:20:37,724 --> 00:20:38,903 - What? - Is that Malcolm? 397 00:20:38,928 --> 00:20:40,654 - Yeah. - What's he doing down there? 398 00:20:40,679 --> 00:20:43,299 Uh... He bit Montana again. 399 00:20:43,586 --> 00:20:45,886 What? I have to look after my girls. 400 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,101 Well, what are you gonna do with him? 401 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,678 Hmm, I dunno. 402 00:20:49,045 --> 00:20:50,553 What do you reckon, Malcolm? 403 00:20:51,007 --> 00:20:52,615 Should I feed you to the pigs? 404 00:20:55,783 --> 00:20:58,318 Shut up! Shut up! 405 00:20:58,343 --> 00:20:59,443 Come on, boss. 406 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:01,632 You're still upset about your lunch with Price, aren't you? 407 00:21:01,656 --> 00:21:03,146 No! No, I'm not. 408 00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:07,068 Alright, maybe... maybe I am a little bit. 409 00:21:08,084 --> 00:21:09,271 Maybe sending... 410 00:21:09,553 --> 00:21:12,679 Wrongside to knock off Sydney's most powerful crime boss 411 00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:14,733 - was a mistake. - Maybe. 412 00:21:14,758 --> 00:21:16,257 But I should have been the one to take down 413 00:21:16,281 --> 00:21:18,435 that condescending cocksucker anyway. 414 00:21:19,303 --> 00:21:22,920 Yeah. I'm the one that now has to make it right. 415 00:21:23,357 --> 00:21:24,803 The only question is how. 416 00:21:24,828 --> 00:21:26,857 And how to get past his three stooges. 417 00:21:26,882 --> 00:21:28,102 There's no road to Price 418 00:21:28,127 --> 00:21:29,767 that doesn't lead through those boneheads. 419 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,213 Mmm. 420 00:21:33,303 --> 00:21:35,269 I know what Doreen would have said. 421 00:21:35,784 --> 00:21:37,324 She'd have said... 422 00:21:38,378 --> 00:21:41,917 find the weak spot and stick your finger in up to the elbow. 423 00:21:46,584 --> 00:21:49,401 Oh. Don't you have a home to go to? 424 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,420 Oh, you know how it is. 425 00:21:51,714 --> 00:21:54,203 Government backbenchers won't corrupt themselves. 426 00:21:55,489 --> 00:21:57,389 How'd you go with the extra psycho sister? 427 00:21:57,414 --> 00:21:59,034 Did you straighten her out? 428 00:21:59,059 --> 00:22:01,300 Oh, yeah, yeah, I suppose so. 429 00:22:02,667 --> 00:22:04,839 I tell you, she's a bloody funny one. 430 00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:07,359 Yeah, she might have a few rungs missing off her ladder, 431 00:22:07,383 --> 00:22:08,479 - if you ask me. - Yeah, I reckon 432 00:22:08,503 --> 00:22:09,875 you might be right there. 433 00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:12,867 Yeah, no, still... 434 00:22:13,202 --> 00:22:14,554 I think she got the message. 435 00:22:17,755 --> 00:22:19,203 Oh, it's just a precaution. 436 00:22:20,383 --> 00:22:23,563 I booked Foghorn McCormack for the next few weeks. 437 00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:25,958 Just a precaution. 438 00:22:26,703 --> 00:22:27,781 Huh! 439 00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:30,828 Hey, do you know, when I first met your old man... 440 00:22:31,162 --> 00:22:32,773 God, rest in peace, old boy. 441 00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,758 I was a bagman for an SP bookie at Harold Park 442 00:22:35,783 --> 00:22:37,384 and, you know, he was just fresh off the boat, 443 00:22:37,408 --> 00:22:39,748 I couldn't understand a bloody word he was talking about, 444 00:22:39,773 --> 00:22:41,758 but by Christ, he could count. 445 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:42,990 Bit racist. 446 00:22:43,015 --> 00:22:45,398 Yeah, no, he was a fair bit older than I was. 447 00:22:45,423 --> 00:22:47,383 I was just a boy. I was 19, 20. 448 00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:49,199 Wouldn't have known cat shit from strawberry jam 449 00:22:49,223 --> 00:22:50,259 if you'd taken out the pips. 450 00:22:50,283 --> 00:22:51,726 And yet look at me now, eh? 451 00:22:52,227 --> 00:22:53,539 Top of the pile. 452 00:22:55,070 --> 00:22:58,603 Doling out slings to the most powerful bastards in the state. 453 00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:02,594 With his own flesh and blood at me side. 454 00:23:03,774 --> 00:23:05,794 God, it's funny how things turn out, isn't it? 455 00:23:07,558 --> 00:23:09,679 I'm sorry. I must have fallen asleep. You were saying? 456 00:23:09,767 --> 00:23:11,884 No, it's alright. I was just, you know, boring myself. 457 00:23:11,908 --> 00:23:15,383 Um... do you need a hand with anything before I shoot through? 458 00:23:15,773 --> 00:23:17,844 Not unless you'd like to help me balance the ledger. 459 00:23:17,869 --> 00:23:19,529 Oh, Christ, wouldn't know where to start. 460 00:23:19,554 --> 00:23:21,154 No, Pia's got ballet recital tonight. 461 00:23:21,179 --> 00:23:22,696 I dunno, Swan Lake or some bloody thing. 462 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,930 Yeah, you wouldn't want to miss that. 463 00:23:23,954 --> 00:23:26,023 Yeah. Alright. I'll see you tomorrow, yeah? 464 00:23:26,665 --> 00:23:28,188 I'll still be here at this rate. 465 00:23:41,258 --> 00:23:43,804 So, Mr Norton, it looks like your suite's ready. 466 00:23:44,961 --> 00:23:46,023 My sweet? 467 00:23:46,263 --> 00:23:47,773 Yes, sir. I hope that's OK. 468 00:23:48,554 --> 00:23:49,758 Sweet. 469 00:23:49,783 --> 00:23:51,723 Suite. Correct. 470 00:23:55,336 --> 00:23:57,844 I see here the incidentals have been taken care of as well. 471 00:23:58,672 --> 00:24:00,844 Yeah, that's about right. Like, uh... Like what? 472 00:24:00,869 --> 00:24:02,626 - Like a newspaper? - Of course. 473 00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:05,084 We'll have a Courier-Mail outside your door when you wake up. 474 00:24:05,263 --> 00:24:07,790 Plus room service, minibar, spa treatment. 475 00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:09,596 Looks like it's all being picked up by the production. 476 00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:11,000 - Beauty. - All good? 477 00:24:11,025 --> 00:24:12,205 Ah, sweet. 478 00:24:12,474 --> 00:24:14,574 Alright, I'm just gonna go and freshen up a bit 479 00:24:14,599 --> 00:24:17,259 and I'll meet you back down here in an hour or so for a drink? 480 00:24:17,284 --> 00:24:19,361 - Whatever you say, boss. - Mm-hm. 481 00:24:23,289 --> 00:24:25,658 How many oysters is normal again? 482 00:24:26,970 --> 00:24:29,310 Then an even dozen it is, my good man. 483 00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:31,290 And a bottle of something nice. 484 00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:33,323 What colour's that again? 485 00:24:34,635 --> 00:24:37,103 Then the chablis sounds delightful. 486 00:24:37,688 --> 00:24:40,891 Actually, uh, you'd better chuck in half a dozen cans of XXXX. 487 00:24:40,925 --> 00:24:42,625 Yeah. Just in case. 488 00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:44,704 Righto. Hooroo. 489 00:24:51,410 --> 00:24:53,509 Well, if it isn't Steve Stunning. 490 00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:55,353 What the bloody hell are you doing here?! 491 00:24:55,378 --> 00:24:57,737 Oh, what, a bloke can't have a beer with his own brother these days? 492 00:24:57,761 --> 00:24:59,939 I wasn't talking to you. Grungle, old mate, come here. 493 00:25:00,893 --> 00:25:01,893 Hey? 494 00:25:02,619 --> 00:25:05,033 - When did you get in? - Oh, about two schooners ago. 495 00:25:06,698 --> 00:25:08,650 - Mate, it's good to see you. - Yeah. 496 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:09,683 How's the wing? 497 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:12,112 Oh, about a week away from being able to sit you on your arse again. 498 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:13,276 Oh, yeah? Just say the word. 499 00:25:14,903 --> 00:25:16,492 Oi! Over here. 500 00:25:16,517 --> 00:25:19,486 Lauren Johnson, meet my big brother, Murray. 501 00:25:19,511 --> 00:25:20,531 - Ah! - Yeah. 502 00:25:20,556 --> 00:25:22,213 I'm pretty sure youse two spoke on the phone. 503 00:25:22,237 --> 00:25:23,510 Lozza's my flatmate from Sydney. 504 00:25:23,534 --> 00:25:25,027 Yeah, and his boss in Brisbane. 505 00:25:25,392 --> 00:25:26,775 Nice to meet you, Lozza. 506 00:25:27,249 --> 00:25:29,358 Well, good. You are a sly one, Les. 507 00:25:29,383 --> 00:25:30,470 You didn't tell me 508 00:25:30,495 --> 00:25:33,228 that your much better-looking brother lived in Brisbane. 509 00:25:33,353 --> 00:25:34,353 Here we go. 510 00:25:34,378 --> 00:25:36,142 Yeah, I'm not from around here. 511 00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:37,221 I spoke to Les on the phone 512 00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:38,799 and he mentioned he was gonna be in town for work, 513 00:25:38,823 --> 00:25:40,763 so... just drove down for the night. 514 00:25:41,034 --> 00:25:42,034 Where from? 515 00:25:42,573 --> 00:25:43,814 Dirranbandi?! 516 00:25:44,064 --> 00:25:46,047 Jesus Christ. How long did that take? 517 00:25:46,072 --> 00:25:48,812 Oh, pedal to the metal, about eight hours. 518 00:25:48,837 --> 00:25:51,344 You drove eight hours for a beer with this shithead? 519 00:25:51,369 --> 00:25:53,758 Jeez! Mate, I like your boss already. 520 00:25:53,954 --> 00:25:56,540 So... tell me... 521 00:25:57,369 --> 00:25:59,723 what happened to your big, strong arm? 522 00:26:01,457 --> 00:26:03,883 Uh... nothing. It's... 523 00:26:03,908 --> 00:26:05,408 Who's up for a drink, eh? 524 00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:07,013 What, so, they just put that in a cast 525 00:26:07,038 --> 00:26:08,435 for shits and giggles, then, did they? 526 00:26:08,459 --> 00:26:10,293 What are... are you drinking? 527 00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:13,504 Um, what's going on here? 528 00:26:14,618 --> 00:26:16,318 What, you honestly didn't tell her? 529 00:26:16,457 --> 00:26:17,730 She's your flatmate, mate. 530 00:26:17,755 --> 00:26:19,903 - Tell me what, Leslie? - Oh, nothing. 531 00:26:19,927 --> 00:26:20,941 Let it go, huh? 532 00:26:20,966 --> 00:26:23,574 Weren't you interested in why he blew into Sydney in such a rush? 533 00:26:23,599 --> 00:26:25,739 Oh, honey, I tuned out after "rugby league". 534 00:26:25,764 --> 00:26:27,871 You see? She tuned out after "rugby league". 535 00:26:27,896 --> 00:26:29,156 Well, that's ironic. 536 00:26:29,617 --> 00:26:30,617 Murray? 537 00:26:31,914 --> 00:26:34,199 Oh, come on, handsome. You've come this far. 538 00:26:34,224 --> 00:26:35,230 What? 539 00:26:35,586 --> 00:26:37,723 I can keep a secret, I promise. 540 00:26:39,422 --> 00:26:41,254 - Nah, nah, I really shouldn't. - Oh. 541 00:26:42,423 --> 00:26:44,488 But, you know, seeing as you're his boss and all, 542 00:26:44,513 --> 00:26:47,078 it all started at this year's grand final. 543 00:26:47,103 --> 00:26:48,137 The Dirranbandi Devils 544 00:26:48,162 --> 00:26:50,504 versus our longtime rivals, the Brewarrina Bandicoots. 545 00:26:50,537 --> 00:26:52,238 - Muzz. - We're down by two, 546 00:26:52,263 --> 00:26:54,616 see, with a minute to go when we got a penalty. 547 00:26:54,906 --> 00:26:56,444 20 metres out from their line. 548 00:26:56,468 --> 00:26:58,128 - Whew! - Right in front of the sticks. 549 00:26:58,153 --> 00:27:00,577 Now, a kick at goal would have levelled the scores, 550 00:27:00,602 --> 00:27:02,397 but no-one likes a draw, right? 551 00:27:02,422 --> 00:27:04,718 So Les takes a tap and hits it up. 552 00:27:04,743 --> 00:27:05,843 Ooh! 553 00:27:06,012 --> 00:27:07,882 I get a little inside ball off to Muzz... 554 00:27:07,907 --> 00:27:08,921 And I'm in and away. 555 00:27:08,946 --> 00:27:11,077 Little fend, then slip it back to Les, 556 00:27:11,102 --> 00:27:14,124 before Bevan Bender introduces me to his elbow. 557 00:27:14,149 --> 00:27:15,733 While I go off for the winning try 558 00:27:15,758 --> 00:27:17,618 totally unaware of what's just happened. 559 00:27:17,903 --> 00:27:20,499 And when I turn around, there's the Bender boys 560 00:27:20,524 --> 00:27:23,864 standing over and taunting Muzza like a pack of inbred jackals. 561 00:27:28,108 --> 00:27:30,335 What a piece of shit! 562 00:27:30,624 --> 00:27:33,390 I hope he's blowing his nose through the back of his head from now on. 563 00:27:33,415 --> 00:27:35,835 Oh, don't look at me. I was off with the fairies. 564 00:27:36,178 --> 00:27:37,608 It's bush league, Loz. 565 00:27:37,633 --> 00:27:39,393 I mean, stuff like that happens all the time. 566 00:27:40,170 --> 00:27:44,046 So, what, this Bevan Bender prick just gets away with it? 567 00:27:45,922 --> 00:27:48,558 Yeah, look, I just want to thank the boys from Brewarrina 568 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:49,734 for driving all the way down here. 569 00:27:49,758 --> 00:27:51,138 I know it's a long drive 570 00:27:51,163 --> 00:27:53,924 and it'll be a hell of a lot longer on the way home without this, hey? 571 00:27:56,071 --> 00:27:58,049 Nah, look, look, seriously, 572 00:27:58,074 --> 00:28:00,158 I just want to thank everyone for such a great day. 573 00:28:00,183 --> 00:28:03,265 The ladies here at the CWA for the sangas and the lamingtons. 574 00:28:03,470 --> 00:28:05,163 You know, uh, Rick here at the pub. 575 00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:09,798 Uh, especially the ref, Steve here, Boofhead. 576 00:28:09,823 --> 00:28:12,193 Mate, he's not a bad ref as far as coppers go. 577 00:28:14,028 --> 00:28:15,998 Uh, nah, look, it was a hard game, 578 00:28:16,023 --> 00:28:18,624 could have gone either way if it weren't for the man of the match, 579 00:28:18,703 --> 00:28:20,919 but the nurse reckons he still can't remember his own name 580 00:28:20,943 --> 00:28:22,803 after that cheap shot from Bevan Bender. 581 00:28:22,828 --> 00:28:23,952 But... 582 00:28:23,977 --> 00:28:26,211 Bender boys have never been the most courageous of blokes, 583 00:28:26,235 --> 00:28:28,203 and in all fairness, my brother's never been the smartest. 584 00:28:28,227 --> 00:28:29,227 Oi, Muzza! 585 00:28:29,251 --> 00:28:31,679 So, just give it up for the man of the match, Murray Norton. 586 00:28:33,836 --> 00:28:34,842 Bullshit. 587 00:28:34,867 --> 00:28:35,890 That's it? 588 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,602 You gave him a bit of a spray? 589 00:28:37,929 --> 00:28:43,061 Oh! Please tell me that is not the end of the story. 590 00:28:48,738 --> 00:28:51,118 - Bevan, you wanker! - Hurry up! 591 00:28:51,143 --> 00:28:52,963 Come on, Bevan, we gotta go! 592 00:28:52,988 --> 00:28:54,429 Pretty sure they're waiting for you. 593 00:28:56,537 --> 00:28:57,592 Let 'em. 594 00:28:57,834 --> 00:28:59,678 You and me are gonna sort this out now. 595 00:28:59,703 --> 00:29:01,155 Just... come back next year. 596 00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:03,491 Oh, fuck next year! Let's go now! 597 00:29:03,516 --> 00:29:06,091 Mate, the only place I'm going is home. 598 00:29:06,116 --> 00:29:08,283 What? Afraid I'm gonna hurt you? 599 00:29:08,308 --> 00:29:10,554 Like I hurt your piss-weak fucking brother?! 600 00:29:11,978 --> 00:29:14,158 See, the thing about my brother is, 601 00:29:14,183 --> 00:29:16,015 he's gonna get better sooner or later. 602 00:29:16,413 --> 00:29:18,003 While you and your brothers, 603 00:29:18,358 --> 00:29:21,046 you're still gonna have to take your socks off just to count to 20. 604 00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:23,383 When you're busy not tugging each other off, obviously. 605 00:29:23,407 --> 00:29:24,427 You fucking... 606 00:29:26,053 --> 00:29:27,953 Arggh! 607 00:29:28,641 --> 00:29:30,541 - Hey, what was that? - I dunno. 608 00:29:34,323 --> 00:29:35,905 Shhhhit! 609 00:29:36,182 --> 00:29:37,468 Dickhead! 610 00:29:42,024 --> 00:29:43,364 Fuck! 611 00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:48,203 What happened? 612 00:29:48,228 --> 00:29:49,745 The fucking idiot took a shot at me! 613 00:29:49,770 --> 00:29:51,983 He went arse over tit. I didn't lay a finger on him! 614 00:29:52,008 --> 00:29:54,109 Yeah, you try telling that to a drunken busload of Brewarrina boys. 615 00:29:54,133 --> 00:29:55,585 I'm telling the truth. 616 00:29:56,241 --> 00:29:59,725 And I'm sure when Bevan comes to, he'll confirm it, but right now, 617 00:29:59,750 --> 00:30:02,171 they'll assume you had a square-up and they'll want one too. 618 00:30:02,196 --> 00:30:03,836 Yeah, they wanna have a square-up, they know where I am. 619 00:30:03,860 --> 00:30:07,160 Les, I am the only cop for 100 miles. 620 00:30:07,346 --> 00:30:11,671 This thing gets out of control, people will get hurt. Proper hurt. 621 00:30:11,696 --> 00:30:13,757 Look, I'll write it up as an accident. 622 00:30:13,782 --> 00:30:16,788 Just make yourself scarce. For everyone's sake. Jesus! 623 00:30:16,813 --> 00:30:18,757 Hey, Bevan? What happened to him?! 624 00:30:18,782 --> 00:30:20,155 Bev! Stay back, fellas. 625 00:30:20,180 --> 00:30:22,238 Stay back. He's taken a tumble. 626 00:30:22,239 --> 00:30:24,194 He's OK. Looks worse than it is. 627 00:30:24,723 --> 00:30:26,475 Call an ambulance. Just don't touch him. 628 00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:28,554 Terry, don't touch him. Nobody touch him. 629 00:30:32,266 --> 00:30:34,798 Wow. That got dark. 630 00:30:34,823 --> 00:30:36,758 - Told you not to ask. - Mmm. 631 00:30:36,783 --> 00:30:39,999 So, um... how is Bevan now? 632 00:30:40,024 --> 00:30:41,024 Has he come good? 633 00:30:42,383 --> 00:30:44,350 Well, depends what you mean by 'good'. 634 00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:46,530 He's still in hossie with bleeding on the brain. 635 00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:49,179 Which I'm... sceptical about, for obvious reasons. 636 00:30:49,204 --> 00:30:52,198 Still, everyone reckons he's way better company than he was before. 637 00:30:52,223 --> 00:30:53,765 I reckon he'd be thanking old Les 638 00:30:53,790 --> 00:30:55,310 for doing him a favour if he wasn't... 639 00:30:55,543 --> 00:30:58,437 you know, in a vegetative coma. 640 00:31:00,298 --> 00:31:02,318 There's still the other Bender boys, but. 641 00:31:02,343 --> 00:31:04,723 Oh, come on. I'm sure they've forgotten all about it by now. 642 00:31:04,748 --> 00:31:07,351 I mean, what are they gonna do? Hunt you down and kill you? 643 00:31:08,517 --> 00:31:11,843 Don't worry, Bevvy. We'll hunt him down and kill him. 644 00:31:11,868 --> 00:31:13,905 Yeah! Les, your boss is right. 645 00:31:13,930 --> 00:31:15,765 All you gotta do is swan around Sydney 646 00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:17,633 till he wakes up and explains what really happened, 647 00:31:17,657 --> 00:31:20,413 then come strolling on home like the prodigal son. 648 00:31:20,438 --> 00:31:21,439 - Is that right? - Bloody oath. 649 00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:24,563 And in the meantime, here you are in Brisbane with a bar tab and... 650 00:31:25,155 --> 00:31:27,163 you don't have to start work for 12 hours. 651 00:31:27,749 --> 00:31:30,132 Well, you know, I can go one better. 652 00:31:30,992 --> 00:31:33,572 Let's get a cab, go somewhere fancy for dinner. 653 00:31:57,476 --> 00:31:58,944 Bloody Torvill and Dean. 654 00:31:58,969 --> 00:32:00,500 Oh, grab a partner, mate, and come back out. 655 00:32:00,524 --> 00:32:02,163 This disc jockey's unreal! 656 00:32:02,188 --> 00:32:03,960 Nah, I'm alright here with Grungle. 657 00:32:03,985 --> 00:32:05,780 Oh, don't be a party-pooper! 658 00:32:06,662 --> 00:32:07,859 What about her? 659 00:32:08,623 --> 00:32:09,773 What about her? 660 00:32:09,798 --> 00:32:12,476 Well, she's been giving you boys the eye since she got here. 661 00:32:12,501 --> 00:32:13,501 Well, she can keep it. 662 00:32:14,696 --> 00:32:17,585 Oh, this is a bit rich coming from you dickheads, isn't it? 663 00:32:17,610 --> 00:32:19,859 You're not exactly Bo and Luke Duke. 664 00:32:19,884 --> 00:32:22,179 I'm not even gonna pretend to know who they are, Lozza. 665 00:32:22,543 --> 00:32:25,351 Besides, my dance card's full. 666 00:32:26,029 --> 00:32:27,413 Les! 667 00:32:29,151 --> 00:32:30,611 Mine too. 668 00:32:31,037 --> 00:32:33,577 Hey, Muzz, Lozza, this here's Elaine. 669 00:32:33,602 --> 00:32:35,599 She's, uh... yeah, she's one of the top flight attendants 670 00:32:35,623 --> 00:32:36,624 for Ansett Airlines. 671 00:32:36,649 --> 00:32:37,829 Oh, turn it up, Les. 672 00:32:37,854 --> 00:32:39,974 They reckon she'll be running the company soon enough. 673 00:32:40,061 --> 00:32:41,974 Good to meet you, Elaine. You up for a boogie? 674 00:32:42,374 --> 00:32:44,576 I've got a layover tomorrow, so I'm up for anything. 675 00:32:44,601 --> 00:32:45,609 - Ooh! - Giddy-up. 676 00:32:45,634 --> 00:32:46,988 What are we waiting for, then, eh? 677 00:32:47,012 --> 00:32:48,515 Oh, actually... 678 00:32:48,983 --> 00:32:51,319 it is a school night for me and Les, 679 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:55,718 so maybe we just grab a couple of drinks and call it stumps, eh? 680 00:32:55,852 --> 00:32:57,352 Got a big day tomorrow. 681 00:32:58,123 --> 00:32:59,827 Yeah. Yeah. 682 00:32:59,852 --> 00:33:01,312 Sounds perfectly realistic. 683 00:33:46,945 --> 00:33:47,945 Hello? 684 00:33:50,013 --> 00:33:51,364 This is he. 685 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:55,266 I see. 686 00:33:56,912 --> 00:33:58,648 And what exactly is a runner? 687 00:34:01,086 --> 00:34:02,086 Lozza. 688 00:34:02,352 --> 00:34:03,352 Lozza. 689 00:34:03,818 --> 00:34:05,476 Lozza, get up. The runner's here. 690 00:34:05,802 --> 00:34:06,802 Lozza! 691 00:34:09,652 --> 00:34:10,944 Good to see you, Muzz. 692 00:34:17,858 --> 00:34:20,158 - Hi. Les, is it? - Yeah. 693 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:21,663 I'm April. How's it going? 694 00:34:21,688 --> 00:34:22,688 Yeah, good. 695 00:34:24,710 --> 00:34:26,171 We don't often get big ads up here, 696 00:34:26,196 --> 00:34:28,734 so we're pulling out all the stops to make it feel real. 697 00:34:28,759 --> 00:34:31,031 Like, the guy pulling the beers, he's the actual publican. 698 00:34:31,055 --> 00:34:32,929 - Can you believe it?! - Amazing. 699 00:34:32,954 --> 00:34:34,314 My God, wait till you see the pub. 700 00:34:34,339 --> 00:34:36,234 A real working man's drinking hole. 701 00:34:36,650 --> 00:34:38,335 The locals almost rioted when we told them 702 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,920 we were shutting it down for the shoot. 703 00:34:40,694 --> 00:34:41,803 They'll get over it. 704 00:34:41,828 --> 00:34:43,530 Everything's relative, I suppose. 705 00:34:43,555 --> 00:34:45,046 Let me know if you need anything. 706 00:34:45,288 --> 00:34:46,404 Oh, I'm good. 707 00:34:46,858 --> 00:34:49,359 Les's eyes were watering like taps 708 00:34:49,384 --> 00:34:52,694 and his face looked like something you'd find on a pirate flag. 709 00:34:52,984 --> 00:34:54,764 As for his hangover, ha! 710 00:34:54,789 --> 00:34:57,438 It was already big enough to sell advertising on. 711 00:34:57,463 --> 00:34:59,323 But I guess it could have been worse. 712 00:34:59,348 --> 00:35:00,968 There could have been a dozen extras 713 00:35:00,993 --> 00:35:03,573 who'd been lured to the pub on the promise of free beer 714 00:35:03,598 --> 00:35:07,578 and who, as a result, all had their wobble boots firmly laced up. 715 00:35:07,603 --> 00:35:08,663 Stepping up. 716 00:35:13,024 --> 00:35:14,319 Good Lord! 717 00:35:14,538 --> 00:35:16,530 You look like me after Sleaze Ball. 718 00:35:17,372 --> 00:35:19,239 Come on, muscles, take a seat. 719 00:35:22,263 --> 00:35:23,575 I'm Ruben. 720 00:35:24,428 --> 00:35:25,859 You must be Les. 721 00:35:26,147 --> 00:35:27,538 If you say so. 722 00:35:27,785 --> 00:35:29,685 - Like that, is it? - Mmm. 723 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:31,546 Come on, let's take a look-see. 724 00:35:32,529 --> 00:35:35,710 No missing bark. No hail damage. 725 00:35:36,054 --> 00:35:38,723 Bacon and egg roll and a touch-up and you'll be fine. 726 00:35:38,748 --> 00:35:40,460 Ooh, what sort of touch-up? 727 00:35:40,485 --> 00:35:42,132 Ha ha! You wish, darling. 728 00:35:42,157 --> 00:35:43,157 Make-up. 729 00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:44,562 Make-up? 730 00:35:46,263 --> 00:35:48,859 You reckon I need it? I'm... supposed to look rough. 731 00:35:51,015 --> 00:35:52,015 That rough? 732 00:35:52,437 --> 00:35:55,148 I don't think that's the face of Bowen Lager. 733 00:35:56,409 --> 00:35:57,757 Yeah, you might be right. 734 00:35:57,782 --> 00:36:00,726 Trust me. This is not my first after-party. 735 00:36:00,751 --> 00:36:03,859 I'll have you looking a million bucks by the time I'm through. 736 00:36:05,144 --> 00:36:08,562 Now, you just sit back, relax, 737 00:36:08,587 --> 00:36:10,382 and I'll take it from here. 738 00:36:13,055 --> 00:36:16,155 Hey, bro, the lady on the phone said all the free beer we could drink! 739 00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:17,655 I understand that... 740 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,132 She was very specific. 741 00:36:19,157 --> 00:36:20,812 It sounded like a challenge, eh? 742 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:22,586 Er, course it did. 743 00:36:22,611 --> 00:36:25,304 Let me talk to the producers. I'm sure we can sort something out. 744 00:36:25,329 --> 00:36:28,469 Hey, you'd better, 'cause the boys are getting a bit moody. 745 00:36:29,501 --> 00:36:31,161 Ooh! 746 00:36:33,523 --> 00:36:34,838 Just through here. This way. 747 00:36:34,863 --> 00:36:36,277 Hey! 748 00:36:38,594 --> 00:36:40,374 Check out this pretty boy, eh? 749 00:36:44,288 --> 00:36:45,763 My muse. 750 00:36:45,984 --> 00:36:47,141 What do you think of the outfit? 751 00:36:47,165 --> 00:36:48,165 I love it. 752 00:36:48,190 --> 00:36:49,190 Really? 753 00:36:49,398 --> 00:36:51,687 You don't think it's a bit on the bloody nose? 754 00:36:51,712 --> 00:36:54,874 Not at all. You look like every shearer that I've ever met. 755 00:36:56,337 --> 00:36:57,616 You've met many, have you? 756 00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:00,998 Where would I have met a shearer? 757 00:37:01,023 --> 00:37:02,788 Uh, Hobo, the extras are getting restless 758 00:37:02,813 --> 00:37:04,008 and we haven't even rolled yet. 759 00:37:04,032 --> 00:37:05,694 Are you sure we can't tap another keg? 760 00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:08,632 The only thing I'm sure of, chica, is that it's not my problem. 761 00:37:08,657 --> 00:37:09,968 Speak to the producer. 762 00:37:10,104 --> 00:37:11,929 I would if she'd bother to rock up. 763 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:14,530 Don't worry. I've got this. 764 00:37:14,555 --> 00:37:17,415 Now, Les wasn't the type of bloke to pump up his own tyres, 765 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,980 but he needed a bunch of pissed-off extras 766 00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:23,171 like Peter Garrett needed a year's supply of hair conditioner. 767 00:37:23,422 --> 00:37:26,827 Calm down, fellas. Calm down. Uh... 768 00:37:27,223 --> 00:37:29,413 G'day. How are youse? I'm Les. 769 00:37:29,438 --> 00:37:30,734 Yeah, nice shorts, Les! 770 00:37:32,823 --> 00:37:35,062 Fair enough. Fair enough. Uh... 771 00:37:35,087 --> 00:37:37,296 Listen, I just heard the horrible news about the beers, 772 00:37:37,321 --> 00:37:39,179 and I just wanted youse all to know, 773 00:37:39,204 --> 00:37:41,959 I'm gonna shout youse a few kegs out of me own pocket. 774 00:37:41,984 --> 00:37:44,013 You know, just as a way of saying thank you 775 00:37:44,038 --> 00:37:46,238 for helping out and all that and being such good blokes. 776 00:37:48,354 --> 00:37:50,714 No point being in a pub if you can't get on the piss, right? 777 00:37:56,095 --> 00:37:57,095 Housekeeping. 778 00:37:59,075 --> 00:38:00,796 Hello? Housekeeping. 779 00:38:01,250 --> 00:38:03,870 Go away, you sadist! 780 00:38:03,895 --> 00:38:06,249 Can you come back at a decent hour?! 781 00:38:09,228 --> 00:38:12,429 I know you lot don't believe in daylight savings up here, 782 00:38:12,462 --> 00:38:16,515 but what sort of a hotel sends cleaning at this ungodly hour? 783 00:38:18,703 --> 00:38:19,905 You're not wrong. 784 00:38:20,415 --> 00:38:22,335 Who cleans at... 10:30? 785 00:38:22,368 --> 00:38:23,368 Exactly. 786 00:38:27,383 --> 00:38:28,757 What did you say? 787 00:38:35,655 --> 00:38:37,093 Oh, fuck me. 788 00:38:37,118 --> 00:38:38,118 I love it! 789 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:39,558 Let's put one down. 790 00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:40,991 Final checks! 791 00:38:41,935 --> 00:38:43,859 You're killing it, Les! 792 00:38:44,336 --> 00:38:46,991 Drinking beer and mugging off to cameras, there's not much to it. 793 00:38:47,016 --> 00:38:49,819 Trust me, the camera either loves you or it doesn't. 794 00:38:49,844 --> 00:38:51,287 You got lucky. 795 00:38:51,312 --> 00:38:53,752 Bit of help from you, mate. You're a bloody magician, you are. 796 00:38:56,503 --> 00:38:57,538 Going for a take. 797 00:38:57,563 --> 00:38:58,577 Quiet on set. 798 00:38:59,180 --> 00:39:00,180 You good, Les? 799 00:39:00,867 --> 00:39:02,607 OK, roll sound. 800 00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:04,483 Speed. Set. 801 00:39:05,103 --> 00:39:06,921 And action. 802 00:39:09,731 --> 00:39:11,476 G'day, mate. What'll it be? 803 00:39:11,501 --> 00:39:13,761 Just a Bowen Lager, thanks. 804 00:39:15,525 --> 00:39:17,577 What the fuck is Bowen Lager? 805 00:39:17,976 --> 00:39:19,468 The big Cockney concreter 806 00:39:19,493 --> 00:39:22,046 with the cavernous conk was Colin. 807 00:39:22,071 --> 00:39:24,397 And what the fuck is it doing in my pub? 808 00:39:24,422 --> 00:39:25,482 Yeah. 809 00:39:25,507 --> 00:39:28,483 Uh, hi. I'm Rob, the assistant director. 810 00:39:28,508 --> 00:39:30,913 You fellas probably didn't notice all the film gear. 811 00:39:30,938 --> 00:39:32,678 We're actually shooting an ad today. 812 00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:33,883 No, you're fucking not. 813 00:39:33,908 --> 00:39:35,492 Come on, Col, behave yourself. 814 00:39:35,517 --> 00:39:38,118 I told you last week I was closing the pub down for an ad shoot. 815 00:39:38,413 --> 00:39:40,078 We'll be back open first thing tomorrow. 816 00:39:40,103 --> 00:39:41,453 Well, it looks open to me. 817 00:39:41,641 --> 00:39:42,920 Don't it, boys? 818 00:39:42,945 --> 00:39:44,243 Yeah. 819 00:39:44,268 --> 00:39:46,570 That'll be seven pints of Brown, please, Terry. 820 00:39:46,938 --> 00:39:48,188 Make it sharpish. 821 00:39:48,213 --> 00:39:50,227 You know what I'm like when I get thirsty. 822 00:39:50,576 --> 00:39:52,476 G'day, fellas. I'm Les. 823 00:39:52,501 --> 00:39:54,555 And I'm thoroughly uncon-fucking-cerned. 824 00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:55,922 So fuck off! 825 00:39:56,269 --> 00:39:58,906 Uh, we'll be gone by tomorrow, eh? It's all yours. 826 00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:01,878 I reckon you should leave right now, son. 827 00:40:01,903 --> 00:40:03,461 If you know what's good for you. 828 00:40:03,486 --> 00:40:04,992 You red-headed twat. 829 00:40:05,629 --> 00:40:07,238 Don't make me ask again, Terry. 830 00:40:07,406 --> 00:40:09,558 Come on, mate. No-one wants any trouble here. 831 00:40:09,583 --> 00:40:12,538 How about you just find another pub round the corner or something? 832 00:40:12,563 --> 00:40:15,163 Surely there's another one to have a drink at. What do you reckon? 833 00:40:15,188 --> 00:40:19,000 I reckon I'm not gonna be told where I can and cannot drink. 834 00:40:19,609 --> 00:40:22,719 Especially by some over-made-up fucking poofter! 835 00:40:24,309 --> 00:40:27,781 His make-up... is perfect. 836 00:40:28,773 --> 00:40:30,703 You fucking Neanderthal. 837 00:40:31,219 --> 00:40:32,656 Is this your missus? 838 00:40:33,125 --> 00:40:34,547 I'm sorry, sweetheart. 839 00:40:34,586 --> 00:40:35,920 Can you repeat that? 840 00:40:36,156 --> 00:40:37,367 You heard. 841 00:40:37,743 --> 00:40:39,430 Now, piss off, and take your... 842 00:40:39,455 --> 00:40:41,977 merry band of soap-dodgers with you. 843 00:40:42,002 --> 00:40:43,813 Grown-ups are working here. 844 00:40:44,143 --> 00:40:46,719 I'd love to get stuck into you, nancy boy. 845 00:40:46,744 --> 00:40:48,781 Sorry, darling, you're not my type. 846 00:40:49,843 --> 00:40:50,843 Ooh! 847 00:40:53,767 --> 00:40:54,767 That's it? 848 00:40:55,155 --> 00:40:56,155 That's it? 849 00:40:56,427 --> 00:40:58,297 I've been hurt worse playing Monopoly. 850 00:41:01,033 --> 00:41:02,680 Argh! Bastards! Get off! 851 00:41:05,571 --> 00:41:06,571 Oi! 852 00:41:07,096 --> 00:41:10,203 That was for the make-up bloke. I quite like him. 853 00:41:37,272 --> 00:41:38,758 You mad bastard! 854 00:41:39,411 --> 00:41:41,758 I've heard every gay sledge in the book, 855 00:41:42,087 --> 00:41:44,023 but don't knock my make-up! 856 00:41:47,809 --> 00:41:49,484 Whoa! 857 00:42:13,034 --> 00:42:14,414 You were saying? 858 00:42:29,403 --> 00:42:30,491 Ah! 859 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,891 Sorry I'm late, people! 860 00:42:56,743 --> 00:42:58,323 Well, on the upside... 861 00:42:59,226 --> 00:43:00,886 it can't get any worse. 862 00:43:02,379 --> 00:43:03,799 Actually, it can. 863 00:43:04,789 --> 00:43:07,133 I put two kegs on your tab for the extras. 864 00:43:14,978 --> 00:43:16,258 Oh, well. 865 00:43:16,736 --> 00:43:19,297 What does it matter now, eh? I'm out of a job anyway. 866 00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:22,078 Yeah, right. 867 00:43:22,744 --> 00:43:24,324 You reckon I'll still get paid? 868 00:43:29,422 --> 00:43:31,683 Guess that's my 15 minutes of fame done, then. 869 00:43:31,938 --> 00:43:35,148 Oh, at least you got to go back to Queensland for a couple of days. 870 00:43:35,173 --> 00:43:36,328 Yeah. 871 00:43:37,372 --> 00:43:39,232 Yeah, not as fun as I remember. 872 00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:45,445 Where to, boys? 873 00:43:57,361 --> 00:43:58,969 Any one of these blokes 874 00:43:58,994 --> 00:44:00,598 would have been a better choice. 875 00:44:00,623 --> 00:44:02,843 - Yeah. - Nah, I really fucked up. 876 00:44:02,992 --> 00:44:04,141 Oh, we both did. 877 00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:05,922 Nah, if I'd just kept my big mouth shut, 878 00:44:05,947 --> 00:44:06,954 none of this would've happened. 879 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:08,325 I'm... sorry, eh? 880 00:44:08,688 --> 00:44:10,977 Oh, honey, what's done is done. 881 00:44:11,002 --> 00:44:13,822 Yeah, well... if it's any consolation, 882 00:44:13,847 --> 00:44:16,107 I mean, it would have been a shithouse ad anyway. 883 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,545 See the outfit they had me in? I looked like... 884 00:44:18,570 --> 00:44:20,730 I looked like the seventh member of the Village People. 885 00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:23,133 I mean, the whole thing was just... 886 00:44:23,623 --> 00:44:25,000 just so fake. 887 00:44:25,438 --> 00:44:27,828 I mean, the only real thing about it was the bloody fight. 888 00:44:52,188 --> 00:44:54,977 Waking that morning, Les had felt better. 889 00:44:55,002 --> 00:44:56,148 A couple of pegs were loose 890 00:44:56,173 --> 00:44:58,414 and his right eye looked like a Ken Done painting, 891 00:44:58,439 --> 00:45:01,344 and yet despite needing some serious panelbeating, 892 00:45:01,369 --> 00:45:03,625 he felt something stranger still, 893 00:45:03,650 --> 00:45:05,539 he felt happy to be home. 894 00:45:26,766 --> 00:45:28,226 Shit! 895 00:45:35,578 --> 00:45:38,234 Sounds good, fellas? Yep? 896 00:45:38,742 --> 00:45:40,679 - Les, we're right in the middle... - This won't take long. 897 00:45:40,703 --> 00:45:42,400 of something. Seriously, what are you doing here? 898 00:45:42,424 --> 00:45:44,391 What I should have done from the bloody start. 899 00:45:44,978 --> 00:45:46,998 Now, you listen here, you pretentious ball sack. 900 00:45:47,023 --> 00:45:48,047 OK, and he's off. 901 00:45:48,072 --> 00:45:50,734 You think you're fooling anybody with your Navajo bangles? 902 00:45:50,759 --> 00:45:52,680 - Uh, they're Cherokee. - Mmm. 903 00:45:52,705 --> 00:45:55,415 You wouldn't know real talent if it crawled up and bit you on the dick. 904 00:45:55,439 --> 00:45:58,061 OK, you take deep breaths, sweetheart. I've got this. 905 00:45:58,086 --> 00:45:59,324 - Yeah, bloody oath you do. - Mm-hm. 906 00:45:59,348 --> 00:46:00,664 You see, she's a maverick. 907 00:46:00,921 --> 00:46:04,788 She was willing to take a shot on a complete unknown like myself. 908 00:46:04,813 --> 00:46:06,764 She's a risk-taker. She's what this country needs. 909 00:46:06,788 --> 00:46:08,366 She's the Alan Bond of advertising. 910 00:46:08,391 --> 00:46:10,508 You know, she should be promoted, not fired 911 00:46:10,533 --> 00:46:12,164 by some wannabe fucking artiste! 912 00:46:12,189 --> 00:46:14,031 - Leslie, seriously! - Arggh! 913 00:46:16,136 --> 00:46:20,063 Uh, now, I appreciate the concern, big man, 914 00:46:20,088 --> 00:46:22,375 but I have been up all night putting this together. 915 00:46:55,336 --> 00:46:59,102 A big old thirst needs a big boy's beer. 916 00:46:59,127 --> 00:47:00,383 Bowen Lager. 917 00:47:00,672 --> 00:47:02,958 A beer worth fighting for. 918 00:47:11,139 --> 00:47:14,320 Son, I've been in this game since television was invented. 919 00:47:14,345 --> 00:47:17,645 That was un-fucking-belivable. I've never seen anything like it. 920 00:47:17,887 --> 00:47:20,747 The most realistic fight scene I have ever seen. 921 00:47:20,772 --> 00:47:22,094 - That right? - Yeah. 922 00:47:22,119 --> 00:47:26,118 I've been asked to take over the account immediately. 923 00:47:26,143 --> 00:47:27,609 - Fair dinkum? - Mm-hm. 924 00:47:27,634 --> 00:47:29,078 And there's more. 925 00:47:29,103 --> 00:47:30,359 Go on. Tell him. 926 00:47:31,128 --> 00:47:32,750 Les, mate, 927 00:47:33,430 --> 00:47:36,195 we want you to be the face of Bowen Lager long-term. 928 00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:38,344 TV, radio, print, outdoor. 929 00:47:38,369 --> 00:47:39,638 The whole lot. 930 00:47:39,906 --> 00:47:41,969 That mean I... still get my three grand? 931 00:47:41,994 --> 00:47:45,934 Nah. Five up front and a 10k retainer. 932 00:47:45,959 --> 00:47:48,419 Is that something you'd be willing to entertain? 933 00:47:48,601 --> 00:47:49,781 Bloody oath. 934 00:48:41,728 --> 00:48:43,047 Sawadee ka! 935 00:48:48,674 --> 00:48:51,014 Oh, that's actually all the Thai that I know, 936 00:48:51,039 --> 00:48:53,734 so... do you guys mind if I just speak Australian? 937 00:48:54,546 --> 00:48:55,828 Good. 938 00:48:56,223 --> 00:48:59,164 Now, shooting poor Arthit in the head there 939 00:48:59,189 --> 00:49:01,089 is not gonna get your money back, is it? 940 00:49:01,114 --> 00:49:03,734 Seriously, look, I know you lost some of your girls. 941 00:49:03,759 --> 00:49:06,179 I also lost my sister Doreen. 942 00:49:06,304 --> 00:49:09,564 Right, put the guns down, OK? 943 00:49:09,663 --> 00:49:11,323 Yep, lower them. 944 00:49:11,469 --> 00:49:13,352 Lower those guns. Good. 945 00:49:13,812 --> 00:49:15,883 You know I got the big boy anyway. 946 00:49:17,377 --> 00:49:20,917 Now, just take a seat, fellas. 947 00:49:20,961 --> 00:49:22,541 Take a beer. 948 00:49:22,566 --> 00:49:25,406 Look, freshies. Let's go. 949 00:49:25,431 --> 00:49:29,703 And, uh, let's have a little chinwag about our situation, yeah? 950 00:49:30,574 --> 00:49:31,874 Off you go. 951 00:49:37,051 --> 00:49:39,274 Now, who here's heard of the saying 952 00:49:39,299 --> 00:49:41,649 "revenge is a dish best served cold"? 953 00:49:42,347 --> 00:49:43,367 Yeah? 954 00:49:44,288 --> 00:49:47,748 See, us lot, we had a great thing going on, didn't we? 955 00:49:47,773 --> 00:49:49,617 Until someone fucked us. 956 00:49:50,898 --> 00:49:52,238 So... 957 00:49:54,496 --> 00:49:57,883 say hello to the man who's been doing most of the fucking. 958 00:50:19,163 --> 00:50:21,024 Have any of youse ever heard of... 959 00:50:21,863 --> 00:50:24,043 the boys from Binjiwunyawunya? 960 00:50:24,068 --> 00:50:26,048 Welcome to Sydney, boys! 961 00:50:26,073 --> 00:50:28,561 Name's Billy Dunn. Nice to meet you. 962 00:50:28,586 --> 00:50:29,803 Bush magic, isn't it? 963 00:50:29,828 --> 00:50:32,243 You've got me babysitting a trio of bloody voodoo witchdoctors! 964 00:50:32,267 --> 00:50:33,945 Oi! Keep your voice down! 965 00:50:33,970 --> 00:50:36,172 You and my sister make such a cute couple. 966 00:50:36,197 --> 00:50:37,854 Bet you're getting a half-mongrel right now 967 00:50:37,878 --> 00:50:39,813 being this close to her genetic double, right? 968 00:50:40,149 --> 00:50:41,949 - You reckon I should pull my head in? - Yeah. 969 00:50:42,703 --> 00:50:44,546 Although, it's in pretty good nick from here. 970 00:50:46,338 --> 00:50:48,624 We want the original marketing campaign. 971 00:50:48,863 --> 00:50:51,194 It is... pretty special, isn't it? 972 00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:05,640 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 72528

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