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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:14,875 NETFLIX PRESENTS 2 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:37,958 Welcome to Tellería. Today is the day! 3 00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:47,625 Tellería is a Castilian town 4 00:00:47,708 --> 00:00:50,625 located in the heart of the Basque Country since the Middle Ages. 5 00:00:50,708 --> 00:00:53,875 This peculiar settlement's culture and idiosyncrasy 6 00:00:53,958 --> 00:00:55,875 are a hundred percent Basque. 7 00:00:55,958 --> 00:00:58,750 But this unwonted situation will end today. 8 00:00:58,833 --> 00:01:03,041 Lehendakari Txomin Iturraspe is expected to arrive any second now, 9 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:07,458 who is going to announce that Tellería will become a part of the Basque Country. 10 00:01:07,541 --> 00:01:10,583 - Long live Euskadi! - Hurrah! 11 00:01:10,666 --> 00:01:13,583 - You must be excited, Mr. Mayor. - Very excited. 12 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:16,833 It has been nearly 700 years. 13 00:01:16,916 --> 00:01:19,291 But that just goes to show that we are truly Basque. 14 00:01:19,375 --> 00:01:23,125 Our tenacity, our culture, because we feel it. 15 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,750 And like you always say, because of tax benefits. 16 00:01:25,833 --> 00:01:26,851 That's what I'm talking about. 17 00:01:26,875 --> 00:01:30,125 Say all you want, the truth is we belong to Burgos, just like morcilla. 18 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:34,375 Sure, especially you. The fucking half-Swiss Cantabrian. 19 00:01:34,458 --> 00:01:36,166 Cantabria is a recent invention. 20 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:38,666 Santander was always Old Castile's port. 21 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:41,250 And I moved to Switzerland because I had no choice. 22 00:01:42,416 --> 00:01:45,791 It looks like there are differences of opinion in town, Mr. Mayor. 23 00:01:46,875 --> 00:01:51,541 Just a few. And they're all treated with tolerance and respect. 24 00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:54,916 Move the Basque flag a little bit to the right so they can see it better. 25 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,125 Look alive! 26 00:01:56,958 --> 00:01:58,791 And out with the Castilian one! 27 00:02:01,125 --> 00:02:02,375 Where's Nathalie? 28 00:02:02,458 --> 00:02:04,958 Something must've happened to her. She's always on time. 29 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:06,601 - Damn it! - As soon as the lehendakari gets here, 30 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:08,541 you start waving those flags, okay? 31 00:02:08,625 --> 00:02:10,208 Nathalie, where were you? 32 00:02:10,291 --> 00:02:12,666 - What's up with your hair? What happened? - Help me. 33 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:15,375 Put some effort into it! You gotta look Basque! 34 00:02:15,458 --> 00:02:18,041 Bernabé, get rid of the kid with the Spanish jersey. 35 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:19,125 Yes. 36 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:22,351 It doesn't matter if you get rid of that kid, 37 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:24,642 - we're still Spaniards. - Aitá, will you let me do my job? 38 00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:28,041 Not "aitá." "Dad." Besides, you're not Basque. 39 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:29,583 You were born in Switzerland. 40 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:32,250 We have to arrange these people before the lehendakari gets here. 41 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:33,416 - Can I ask... - Not now. 42 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:36,041 - Here he comes! He's here! - The lehendakari! 43 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:38,500 - It's okay. - You gotta fix that. 44 00:02:50,833 --> 00:02:53,958 Where's the lehendakari? They sent Gumucio. This smells fishy. 45 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:57,416 After all the trouble we went through to get the press here, they send him. 46 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:59,041 - He has no authority. - God damn it! 47 00:02:59,541 --> 00:03:02,166 Let's not panic. Stick to the plan. 48 00:03:05,125 --> 00:03:06,708 Welcome to Tellería. 49 00:03:07,541 --> 00:03:09,958 Antolín Intxausti, mayor of Tellería. 50 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:12,166 Here to serve God, 51 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:14,541 the lehendakari and you. 52 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:16,958 Come on, Mr. Mayor, we know each other. 53 00:03:17,041 --> 00:03:19,241 What's going on here? Are you celebrating the town fair? 54 00:03:20,416 --> 00:03:23,041 Could I speak to you in private for a minute? 55 00:03:23,125 --> 00:03:24,125 In private? 56 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:26,166 What we need to discuss here 57 00:03:26,250 --> 00:03:29,125 is something the entire town and all of Spain should hear. 58 00:03:29,958 --> 00:03:30,958 Come on. 59 00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:34,958 - Nathalie. I'll be here if there's... - Cool. 60 00:03:35,041 --> 00:03:36,041 Okay? 61 00:03:37,708 --> 00:03:40,208 - Long live Tellería! - Hurrah! 62 00:03:40,291 --> 00:03:42,416 - Long live Euskadi! - Hurrah! 63 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:47,166 Lehendakari! 64 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:52,833 The lehendakari couldn't make it today. 65 00:03:53,291 --> 00:03:58,166 But Mr. Gumucio is here as a representative of the Basque Government 66 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:01,791 to legalize what we've always known. 67 00:04:03,125 --> 00:04:05,291 That we were, we are, and will always be Basque. 68 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:06,875 That we were, we are, 69 00:04:06,958 --> 00:04:09,583 and will always be Basque. 70 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,166 Yes! 71 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:15,791 Mr. Gumucio will speak now. 72 00:04:15,875 --> 00:04:17,958 Ari, ari, ari, Antolín for lehendakari! 73 00:04:18,041 --> 00:04:19,291 Good morning. 74 00:04:20,791 --> 00:04:23,375 As you all know, the Gasteiz government 75 00:04:23,875 --> 00:04:27,791 - has always asserted the Basqueness... - Hey! Put that down! 76 00:04:27,875 --> 00:04:28,875 of Tellería. 77 00:04:28,916 --> 00:04:30,458 Well, I wouldn't say always. 78 00:04:30,541 --> 00:04:32,875 Dude, shut up! This is a historic day! 79 00:04:32,958 --> 00:04:34,666 - Tellería! - Hurrah! 80 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:38,333 However, I must announce there has been a small alteration. 81 00:04:40,166 --> 00:04:43,041 We have reached a profitable economic agreement 82 00:04:43,125 --> 00:04:44,875 with the Government of Castile-León 83 00:04:44,958 --> 00:04:46,916 to expand Basque companies 84 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,083 in strategic territories such as Las Batuecas 85 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:51,916 - or El Bierzo. - What? You can't do that! 86 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,640 - This is not Castile! - Here we go again. 87 00:04:53,666 --> 00:04:55,791 - And what's that got to do with us? - Exactly. 88 00:04:55,875 --> 00:04:57,458 What's that got to do with us? 89 00:04:57,541 --> 00:04:59,333 It means we're still Castilian. 90 00:04:59,416 --> 00:05:02,250 You're so annoying, Revuelta. You sound like a broken record. 91 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,583 In return for this extremely profitable agreement 92 00:05:05,666 --> 00:05:07,958 which benefits every one of us, 93 00:05:08,333 --> 00:05:11,208 what the government asks of us is... 94 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:17,250 that we cease to demand that Tellería be declared a Basque settlement. 95 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,041 What did he say? 96 00:05:21,083 --> 00:05:23,750 No matter how much you insist, you will not be Basque. 97 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:29,250 Sorry, I didn't mean to. 98 00:05:44,416 --> 00:05:47,958 THE LITTLE SWITZERLAND 99 00:05:48,041 --> 00:05:50,125 Moving on to local news. 100 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:52,083 Tellería, the Castilian settlement 101 00:05:52,166 --> 00:05:54,351 located in the heart of the Basque Country will receive the visit 102 00:05:54,375 --> 00:05:56,017 of a Basque representative in order to study the annexation... 103 00:05:56,041 --> 00:05:56,875 TWO HOURS EARLIER 104 00:05:56,958 --> 00:05:59,333 ...to this territory after being a part of Castile... 105 00:05:59,416 --> 00:06:01,083 Shit, that was today? 106 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,958 I bet the town is in an uproar. 107 00:06:04,916 --> 00:06:05,916 I knew it. 108 00:06:06,041 --> 00:06:08,625 We should've gone to Frías. There's plenty of work there. 109 00:06:08,708 --> 00:06:10,708 Well, I haven't called home in days. 110 00:06:10,791 --> 00:06:13,392 Besides, the Sanctuary of the Dull is a mile away from the town center. 111 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:14,833 We won't hear a thing. 112 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:19,541 Don't even think about it. 113 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:22,000 Keep your eyes on the road. I'll read the messages for you. 114 00:06:22,083 --> 00:06:24,916 - Don't you dare look! - I won't look. Just keep driving. 115 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:27,750 There's a spot on my glasses. 116 00:06:28,583 --> 00:06:30,625 LONG LIVE EUSKADI TELLERÍA 117 00:06:30,708 --> 00:06:32,791 I booked a room at the Lucerna Inn. 118 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:35,875 What about you? Are you going to stay at your parents'? 119 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:36,791 Me? Yeah. 120 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:38,083 I'll pay them a visit. 121 00:06:38,875 --> 00:06:39,875 Right. 122 00:06:40,416 --> 00:06:42,916 Yolanda, you know you can stay with us if you want. 123 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,625 Oh, no. No. 124 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:45,916 - I mean, no offense. - No. 125 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,333 - I'd rather do my own thing. - Of course. 126 00:06:48,416 --> 00:06:50,500 Besides, you know how Pancorbo turned out. 127 00:06:50,583 --> 00:06:53,750 We were going to spend a few days there, but we stayed for two months. 128 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,291 Yolanda, please, keep your eyes on the road! 129 00:06:58,375 --> 00:07:00,208 Gorka, stop it! You're being sexist. 130 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,416 That's right! That's a sign of sexism. 131 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,180 You can't keep your hand off that handgrip. 132 00:07:05,208 --> 00:07:08,541 I just don't want us to crash, okay? So keep your eyes on the road. 133 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:11,226 - Yolanda, what did I just say? - It's okay. 134 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:12,559 - It'll be a second. - Keep your eyes on the road. 135 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:14,791 - Give me the phone. - No way. Don't tell me what... 136 00:07:15,291 --> 00:07:16,291 God. 137 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:21,625 - Your nose. - What a blow. 138 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,208 - I'm bleeding out. - Look at me. 139 00:07:23,291 --> 00:07:24,491 - Is it broken? - I don't know. 140 00:07:24,541 --> 00:07:26,041 - Is it broken? Red? - It looks red. 141 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:28,958 - Do you feel dizzy? Follow my finger. - No. 142 00:07:29,041 --> 00:07:30,392 - Yolanda, please. - Look into my eyes. 143 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:31,500 Are you okay? 144 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:34,833 Yes. I'm okay. 145 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:36,875 I'm great. 146 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:38,750 All right, then. 147 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:42,583 - If you're okay, let's go. - Yeah, let's go. 148 00:07:42,666 --> 00:07:44,875 I can't wait for you to meet Mr. Anselmo. 149 00:07:44,958 --> 00:07:47,875 You'll see, he's an amazing person. A role model. A saint. 150 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:53,375 What do you think? Pretty cool, huh? 151 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:56,000 Careful with that, Father. They're devilishly dangerous. 152 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,083 Mr. Anselmo. 153 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,833 - Mr. Anselmo! - What's up, Gorka? 154 00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:12,208 Thanks. 155 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:13,583 Cover the girl. 156 00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:15,333 Come on. 157 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:17,041 Let's go. 158 00:08:17,125 --> 00:08:18,291 Come on. 159 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:20,833 Is the weather always like this? It was sunny moments ago. 160 00:08:20,916 --> 00:08:23,208 That's just a rain cloud. It'll clear up soon. 161 00:08:23,291 --> 00:08:24,416 Leave your stuff here. 162 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:26,291 - Gorka! - Mr. Anselmo. 163 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:28,416 Little Gorka, it's so good to see you. 164 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,000 - It's been so long. - Yeah. 165 00:08:30,083 --> 00:08:32,563 How come you didn't even show up for Saint Roch's celebrations? 166 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:34,267 - Well... - Scared of coming back to Tellería? 167 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:35,291 You know it. 168 00:08:36,125 --> 00:08:39,458 - What happened to your nose? - It's nothing. Just a little accident. 169 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,500 Yolanda, come here so I can introduce you. 170 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:47,458 Anselmo Martínez de Salinas, town priest and Tellería's spiritual mentor. 171 00:08:47,541 --> 00:08:49,666 Yolanda Penedo, art historian. 172 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:50,958 Nice to meet you. 173 00:08:51,041 --> 00:08:52,500 This is... Wow! 174 00:08:53,416 --> 00:08:55,125 She specializes in heritage. 175 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,375 - She's the one you did your master's with? - Yes. 176 00:08:59,041 --> 00:09:00,333 Come on, let's go! 177 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,833 The Sanctuary of Our Lady of the Dull. 178 00:09:03,916 --> 00:09:06,125 Sixteenth century. Basque Gothic style. 179 00:09:06,208 --> 00:09:07,642 Inspired by the German hallenkirchen. 180 00:09:07,666 --> 00:09:10,250 The altarpiece is from the Proto-Renaissance period. 181 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:12,250 You still haven't received government aid? 182 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:14,083 They don't give a damn about us. 183 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:16,750 Well, Father, they sent us. 184 00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:18,226 Thousands like you have come through here. 185 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:20,291 Most recently, some archeologists from Vitoria. 186 00:09:20,375 --> 00:09:23,015 Look at what they did to my church. It's been like this for a year. 187 00:09:23,041 --> 00:09:24,059 I'm very unhappy with them. 188 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:26,250 Especially with their boss, Peio Etxeberria. 189 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,166 The paleographer? 190 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:31,125 Paleographer, archeologist, art historian. A prominent figure. He was my teacher. 191 00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:34,791 - So, did they find anything interesting? - Just a few bones. 192 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,434 And the foundations of the old Romanesque church. Or so they say. 193 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:39,416 What's wrong with you? You're bleeding. 194 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:42,041 Come to the sacristy. Come on, you're bleeding! 195 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:45,041 - I'll be right back, Yolanda! - Move. 196 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:47,083 Leave Yolanda alone. 197 00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:49,458 Mr. Anselmo, there's no need. Yolanda is waiting for me. 198 00:09:49,541 --> 00:09:52,208 I'm not doing it for you. You're spilling huge drops of blood. 199 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:54,291 It's gonna look like the Virgin came to life. 200 00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:56,666 Take off your jacket. You're dripping all over. 201 00:09:57,208 --> 00:09:58,250 I'll get you... 202 00:09:58,708 --> 00:10:01,875 some absorbent cotton and hydrogen peroxide, 203 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:04,791 and I'll clean up your wound. Come on, sit down. 204 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,500 Nathalie, what the... 205 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,416 What are you doing here? 206 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:13,291 Sit here until your dizziness goes away. 207 00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:15,958 I'll show Yolanda the temple myself. 208 00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:17,375 Stay here on your own. 209 00:10:18,791 --> 00:10:21,750 I heard you came to town and I wanted to see you. 210 00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:23,166 No. 211 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,583 I think we left things pretty clear 212 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,541 before I moved to Valladolid for my master's. 213 00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:29,125 - Let me take a look. - No! 214 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:31,708 - It's going to get infected. Come on. - No big deal. 215 00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:36,708 Gently. 216 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,416 You didn't miss me, even a little? 217 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:44,666 No? You didn't? 218 00:10:46,541 --> 00:10:48,375 Did you dress up as a Basque for me? 219 00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:52,125 Come on, you know that makes me horny as hell. 220 00:10:57,541 --> 00:11:00,458 - Is Gorka okay? - Yes, it's nothing. He's a whiner. 221 00:11:00,541 --> 00:11:03,041 - I'll go check on him. - No, wait! Look. 222 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,166 Did I show you this? 223 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:07,541 Look. This is the tombstone of Gorka's ancestor, 224 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,000 Martín de Intxausti. 225 00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:11,625 One of the greatest knights of medieval Tellería. 226 00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:12,708 Touch it. 227 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,083 Limestone. 228 00:11:18,791 --> 00:11:19,833 Wait. 229 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:22,750 I have to go. 230 00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:24,500 - Me, too. - Of course. 231 00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:38,958 - Be careful. That floor is rotten. - Don't worry, Father. I'm a professional. 232 00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:43,541 - That was close. - You see? 233 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:48,250 Are you okay? 234 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:49,750 Yolanda. 235 00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:51,458 Yolanda! Are you okay? 236 00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:56,666 - Are you okay? - Yes! 237 00:11:57,375 --> 00:11:59,875 Yes, I'm okay. 238 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:01,833 I think. 239 00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:04,541 What about the lehendakari? We need to go. 240 00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:07,375 - You go. I'll stay and rescue the girl. - Are you sure? 241 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:08,583 - Yes. - All right. 242 00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:10,458 - Call me if you need anything. - Okay. 243 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:14,916 - Yolanda! - Yeah. 244 00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:17,166 Are you down there? 245 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:20,583 Mr. Anselmo, be careful. 246 00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:23,208 Shit, Mr. Anselmo! 247 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,791 Yolanda. Yolanda, thank God. 248 00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:28,476 - Are you okay? Are you hurt? - Yes. No, I... 249 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,309 - Your head? Did you hurt your head? - No, I'm okay. 250 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,791 I'm okay. Now I'm hurt. 251 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,250 Well, I'll be damned. 252 00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:44,958 There's a hidden crypt beneath the church. 253 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,875 And archeologists didn't find it. 254 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:51,291 Crap! Careful. 255 00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:02,208 In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. 256 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:13,791 Don't! 257 00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:21,916 Hey, over here! 258 00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:25,666 Yolanda, look at this. It looks like there's an epitaph. 259 00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,125 It's in Latin. 260 00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:39,041 Shit, the girl is good. 261 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:41,500 Yes. But what does that mean, Yolanda? 262 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,416 "Here lays Walterius..." 263 00:13:43,916 --> 00:13:45,500 - Walterius? - Walter. 264 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,750 "Son of Lord..." 265 00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:51,708 No, "Son of the legendary Lord of Tellería... 266 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,458 William Tell." 267 00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:58,041 William Tell? 268 00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,583 The liberating Swiss hero? The one with the apple? 269 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:03,833 Well, I'll be damned. 270 00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:07,750 William Tell. 271 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,333 It looks like there's something in there. 272 00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:20,166 Mr. Anselmo, give me a hand. Yolanda, give us light. 273 00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:21,625 Help me. 274 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,583 - It won't budge. - A little bit more. 275 00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:31,458 I got it. 276 00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,291 I think I can reach it. Yeah. 277 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,458 - No! - No! 278 00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:57,958 - No! - What are you doing? 279 00:14:58,041 --> 00:15:00,791 Gorka, no! If it contains a document, 280 00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:02,835 it could vanish when coming into contact with air. 281 00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:05,291 You... 282 00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:25,000 Here ends my political career. 283 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,958 The Basque Country has turned its back on us. 284 00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:31,583 Honey, come on. Let's go home. 285 00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:34,416 I'm gonna make you a finger-licking good tuna pot. 286 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,791 It'll cheer you up. 287 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,916 This is the end, boys. It is what it is. 288 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,392 - It is what it is. - Mr. Anselmo, hold on. 289 00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:43,125 Iker! Hey! 290 00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:45,041 What, Gorka? 291 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,333 You picked a bad day to come back to Tellería. 292 00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:49,875 What's wrong? I thought today was the big day. 293 00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:50,958 You didn't hear? 294 00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:54,541 - We're not Basque anymore! - Shit, you can't be serious. 295 00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:56,184 The lehendakari thinks we're just a marching band. 296 00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:58,267 All this fighting for the Basque Country has been in vain. 297 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,916 I warned you, but you wouldn't listen. "Let's ignore the priest." 298 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,625 - Come on, Iker, cheer up. - This subject's just... 299 00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,601 Listen, this is Yolanda. She's in charge of inventory. 300 00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:07,425 - Hi. What's up? - Hey, Yolanda. Nothing much. 301 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,250 - Hanging in there. - We have to go. 302 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:11,208 - Come on, Iker. Let's go. - Yes, let's go. 303 00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:14,125 Anyway, Gorka, come by the baserri one day, and we'll catch up. 304 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,875 You can bring the girl if you want. 305 00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:18,375 - For fuck's sake, let's go. - Yes! 306 00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:21,833 Come on, Iker, cheer up. 307 00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:23,041 You can do it. 308 00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:24,750 Don Anselmo, champ. What? 309 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,673 What you got there, the baston for the korrika? 310 00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:28,916 Pothead. 311 00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:31,500 You won't stop speaking. 312 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,875 Look, there's my dad! Dad! 313 00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:36,625 - Mom! - Sweetheart! 314 00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:39,333 When did you get here? Son, you're so skinny. 315 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,125 - Hello. How are you? - Who is this? 316 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,500 This is Yolanda, my partner. She's in charge of inventory. 317 00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,500 What happened to her? Why is she all dirty? 318 00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:46,958 - Excuse me. - Yeah. 319 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,851 I thought you were working with that Galician from your university. 320 00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,767 It is her, Mom. And she's not Galician, she's from Ponferrada. 321 00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:55,416 That's what I said, Galician. I don't like her one bit. 322 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,017 If only you would've treated Nathalie right. 323 00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,000 Will you stop pestering me about Nathalie? 324 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,208 She's such a sweet girl. 325 00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,041 And she got a job at the town hall. 326 00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:04,416 She's Dad's right hand. And you quit your job. 327 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:05,500 And that dull girl? 328 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:09,083 She's not good enough for you. You make a terrible couple. 329 00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,583 She has a boyfriend. 330 00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:13,059 I told you, she's my partner, in charge of inventory. Period. 331 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:13,916 Thanks to your dad. 332 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,625 He kept bugging that guy from the government of Castile-León. 333 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,208 Mom, that's enough, okay? 334 00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:19,208 That's enough. 335 00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:21,208 - Where is she staying? - At the Lucerna. 336 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,541 Good, because she's not welcome in my house. 337 00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:28,684 So, sweetie, you're staying with us, yeah? No need to waste money. 338 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:32,125 I know your pay is shit. Besides, the Lucierna Inn is a hellhole. 339 00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,541 - Lucerna. - Yeah, that. 340 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,500 - I... - Dad. Dad! 341 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,291 Don't be upset about this. 342 00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,059 You know politics bring only disappointments. 343 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:41,333 Antolín. Maybe this isn't the right time, 344 00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:43,697 but your son, this young lady and I have made a discovery. 345 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:46,476 Yeah. Did you know there's a hidden crypt in the Sanctuary of the Dull? 346 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,125 And a medieval tomb. We found this. 347 00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,041 I don't give three shits about that. 348 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,291 Let's go, Anamari. 349 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,333 - But Dad... - Leave him be. He's being impossible. 350 00:17:57,416 --> 00:17:59,000 Just like when Athletic loses a game. 351 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:03,083 Antolín! Antolín, hold on. You're going to slip! 352 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,430 Will you wait for me? You're so pig-headed! 353 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,750 - This could change our town's history. - I know that, Mr. Anselmo. I know. 354 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,041 Tell him... Antolín! 355 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,833 I don't understand that man. 356 00:18:13,916 --> 00:18:17,041 UNIVERSITY OF THE BASQUE COUNTRY ÁLAVA CAMPUS 357 00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:25,125 - What's up, Peio? - What's up, Gorka? 358 00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,875 Hello, good-lookin'. 359 00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:28,333 - Let's go. - But... 360 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:34,000 Three years digging in that fucking sanctuary, and we don't find a thing. 361 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,625 Two suckers show up, and bam! 362 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:38,958 Right off the bat. The working class definitely has no luck. 363 00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:40,583 Listen, Burka. 364 00:18:40,666 --> 00:18:44,416 That crazy priest who greeted us with a Mauser rifle, is he still there? 365 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,208 Mr. Anselmo? 366 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,666 We should continue the excavation, but who's going to dare go back there? 367 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:53,833 Listen, Peio. Sorry. Have I mentioned that Yolanda is a heritage specialist? 368 00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:56,583 I'm a fervent admirer of your work. 369 00:18:56,666 --> 00:18:58,434 Yeah, well, I just got back from the council office. 370 00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,666 I'm always up a gum tree. 371 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:03,166 Come on, let's go to the lab. Show me that thing you found. 372 00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:09,416 - All yours. - My, oh, my. 373 00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:21,208 You take it. Go on. 374 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,458 - Shit. You bastards, you found it! - What? 375 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:50,750 What I've been looking for in archives and excavations for a long time. 376 00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:52,750 This... 377 00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:55,375 could change the history of the Basque Country, 378 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,875 of Spain, and even Switzerland's! 379 00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:02,916 It mentions Tellstadt as a Swiss canton far off from the original territory. 380 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,500 Tellstadt? 381 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:09,916 Tell me, Gorka, what do you prefer, fried bread or picatostes? 382 00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:15,583 - It's a trick question, isn't it? - That's right. They're the same thing. 383 00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:20,625 Okay. Tellstadt and Tellería are exactly the same. 384 00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:23,875 Be it in Basque, German, Swiss or Romansh. 385 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,833 "The city of Tell." 386 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:31,000 Tell-herria. Tell-hiria. Tellería. Tellería, God damn it. 387 00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:32,916 All right, slow down, Peio. Slow down. 388 00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:35,666 Are you telling me... Are you telling us... 389 00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,083 that my town, Tellería... 390 00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:41,541 - is of Swiss origin? - That's right, boy. 391 00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:43,916 It once was a canton 392 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,041 that belonged to the Swiss Confederation in the 14th century. 393 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,458 But I thought William Tell was a myth. 394 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,500 No. Wrong, young lady. 395 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:55,750 He did exist. But the one we should really be interested in is his son, Walter Tell. 396 00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:59,875 He annexed Tellería to Switzerland as a distant canton. 397 00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:04,500 Apparently, Tell helped King Henry of Trastámara 398 00:21:04,666 --> 00:21:06,291 fight against Peter the Cruel. 399 00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,208 And as payment, 400 00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:11,416 he gave him the town. Like, "There you go." 401 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,740 So if it hasn't been revoked... 402 00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:15,416 Tellería could... No, should 403 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,291 be Swiss. 404 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,083 I'll have a txakolí, Bernabé. 405 00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:28,583 Wait. Make it a Rueda. 406 00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:31,250 It comes from our sturdy Castilian land. 407 00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:38,250 Come on, Bernabé, it's Thursday. I want my free pintxo. 408 00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:39,166 Cheers. 409 00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,267 God damn it, Revuelta, quit being a pain in the ass. 410 00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:43,791 You've been annoying everyone all morning. 411 00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:46,250 - Hey there, Bernabé. - What's up, Antolín? 412 00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:49,958 This is all his fault. We should banish him. 413 00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:52,351 The Basque Government has turned its back on us because of you. 414 00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:54,375 You'd better watch your words, Añíbarro. 415 00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:56,875 Antolín has absolute majority in the city hall 416 00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:58,601 and he's working his ass off for Tellería. 417 00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:01,541 He should work his ass off to solve the town's problems. 418 00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:04,500 We always get cut off when it snows. We need a snowplow. 419 00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:08,291 And the kids have to study in Vitoria. When will you build a high school? 420 00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:09,934 And what's up with the broadcast translator? 421 00:22:09,958 --> 00:22:12,875 My TV only gets TVE and ETB1. Shit, I'm Basque, 422 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:15,809 but that doesn't mean I want to watch pelota games and oxen pulling all day. 423 00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:17,083 What do you want me to do 424 00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:19,833 if both the Spanish and the Basque have forsaken us? 425 00:22:19,916 --> 00:22:22,875 You're the mayor. If you can't solve any problems, 426 00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:24,500 - then get the fuck out! - Exactly. 427 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,541 Solve our problems, and stop wasting time on nonsense. 428 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,333 Your dad should know about this, right? 429 00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:34,750 I don't know how I'm gonna tell my mom that you're staying at the Lucerna. 430 00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:35,833 Don't change the subject. 431 00:22:35,916 --> 00:22:37,958 There's a lot to discuss about this discovery. 432 00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:41,250 Everyone wants a piece of the cake, but I'm the one who found it. 433 00:22:42,791 --> 00:22:44,333 All right, we both did. 434 00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:48,000 - But I was the one who fell in the crypt. - You got lucky! 435 00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:48,958 Yeah, I did! 436 00:22:49,041 --> 00:22:50,916 Did his friend recover from that fall? 437 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,750 Yolanda? Ask her yourself. You'll see her at dinner. 438 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,041 She seems nice, huh? 439 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,000 And don't worry, she has a boyfriend. 440 00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:00,708 Some Portuguese photographer. A genius. 441 00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:03,916 The only thing that worries me 442 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,333 is that the discovery of this tomb may be the end of our racket. 443 00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:11,958 Hey. How are you, Gorka? Long time no see. 444 00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:13,250 - How are you? - Right. 445 00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:15,083 Yeah, definitely. 446 00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:18,041 - Yeah. - Hi. 447 00:23:18,541 --> 00:23:20,875 Right! Nathalie, Yolanda. Yolanda, Nathalie. 448 00:23:20,958 --> 00:23:22,958 - How do you do? - You took quite a spill, huh? 449 00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:24,333 Gosh, does the whole town know? 450 00:23:24,416 --> 00:23:26,125 - Do you feel better? - Yeah. 451 00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:28,625 Listen, Mr. Anselmo. You're not going to believe this, 452 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:31,142 but we went to see Peio Etxeberria, and he won't come back here. 453 00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:32,500 He's terrified of you. 454 00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:35,250 - Yeah, he says you threatened him. - Me? 455 00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:37,833 With a Mauser rifle. 456 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,750 I threatened him with a what? 457 00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:42,166 - A Mouser? - With a Mauser rifle. 458 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:44,458 I don't know what that is, a Mounser or whatever. 459 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000 No. What that archeologist needs to do 460 00:23:47,083 --> 00:23:49,500 is seal the excavation so no more people fall in it. 461 00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:56,041 Come on, Anamari's steak is waiting for us. Let's go! 462 00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:57,875 Here's the steak. 463 00:23:57,958 --> 00:23:59,458 That looks delicious. 464 00:23:59,541 --> 00:24:00,541 Enjoy. 465 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:02,833 - Will you pass the bread? - Sure. 466 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:09,000 Some potatoes. Make some room for the peppers. 467 00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:11,833 So, Mr. Anselmo, aren't you going to say grace? 468 00:24:11,916 --> 00:24:14,351 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen. 469 00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:17,000 Dig in! Meat isn't half as good when it's cold. Come on. 470 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:18,500 You want some? 471 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,083 - Just a little. - Come on. 472 00:24:20,166 --> 00:24:22,000 - That's enough. - Thanks. 473 00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:26,666 - You don't like steak? - Me? 474 00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:28,625 No, I just don't eat meat. 475 00:24:28,708 --> 00:24:29,791 I'm a vegan. 476 00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:32,583 Jeez. 477 00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:34,000 - I'll make you a salad. - No. 478 00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:35,726 There's salad in the kitchen. I'll get it. 479 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:38,458 - No. Sit down, honey. I'll go. - No, but... 480 00:24:38,541 --> 00:24:41,250 - It's all right. - I can eat pepper and potatoes, and... 481 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,041 Do you have quinoa? 482 00:24:47,958 --> 00:24:49,208 Here's the salad. 483 00:24:49,291 --> 00:24:50,708 - Here you go. - Thank you. 484 00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:52,458 Thank you. 485 00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:56,500 Nathalie, you sure love steak, honey. 486 00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:58,708 I don't know what you do with it, you look so fit. 487 00:24:58,791 --> 00:25:00,750 Everything is delicious, Anamari. As always. 488 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,958 I've missed us spending time all together. 489 00:25:06,875 --> 00:25:09,416 - The tomb. We need to talk about the tomb. - Yeah, honey. 490 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,666 What is it that you've found in the sanctuary? 491 00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:13,791 The tomb of William Tell's son. 492 00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:15,767 The one who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? 493 00:25:15,791 --> 00:25:17,875 - That was Robin Hood, Mom. - Jesus. 494 00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:20,333 William Tell, Robin Hood. Same thing. 495 00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:22,541 Excuse me. 496 00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:26,083 Antolín, lighten up. That discovery is great for our town. 497 00:25:26,541 --> 00:25:29,375 I'm only interested in finding a solution to our real problems, 498 00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:30,750 not interested in nonsense. 499 00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:34,416 The snowplow, the high school, the broadcast translator station. 500 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,958 Dad, listen to me. The document we found in the crypt says 501 00:25:38,041 --> 00:25:40,791 - that Tellería could be Swiss. - Just what we needed. 502 00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,500 After the Basque let-down? 503 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,750 This is different. Yolanda, explain it to him. 504 00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:47,666 - It can be... - Antolín, listen to our boy. He's right. 505 00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:52,583 - We went to see Peio Etxeberria. - That guy makes me sick. 506 00:25:52,666 --> 00:25:55,250 The paleontologist? But he's such a nice person. 507 00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:58,791 Mom, he's a paleographer. A paleographer and archeologist. 508 00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:01,763 He's going to explain everything tomorrow at the city hall, Antolín. 509 00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:05,500 This is the document. And it's perfectly legal. 510 00:26:05,583 --> 00:26:08,750 In fact, there is no evidence of it being revoked to date. 511 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:13,000 Which means that Tellería is, for all intents and purposes, 512 00:26:13,083 --> 00:26:14,625 a Swiss canton. 513 00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:15,791 Swiss? 514 00:26:16,291 --> 00:26:18,833 So we can request an annexation into Switzerland? 515 00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:20,583 - That's right. - What? 516 00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:22,625 Let's think about this for a minute. 517 00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:25,333 We've been trying to be Basque all our lives. 518 00:26:25,416 --> 00:26:27,666 Maybe being Swiss is what's best for us. 519 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:30,166 We're not Swiss, we're Basque, damn it! 520 00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:31,666 Yeah, we're Basque! 521 00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:35,125 Wrong. Not you, Bernabé. You are not Basque. 522 00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:37,625 You are Helvetian. 523 00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:39,828 A Betis supporter, me? My team is Athletic till I die! 524 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:46,583 Here. Your family tree is pretty clear. 525 00:26:47,208 --> 00:26:48,791 Since your father passed away, 526 00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:51,958 you are a direct descendant of William Tell. 527 00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:53,666 But all my family names are Basque. 528 00:26:54,166 --> 00:26:57,208 - Tellería, Tellegorri, Telletxea. - Bernabé, hold on. 529 00:26:57,875 --> 00:27:00,875 Being a descendant of William Tell is not that bad. 530 00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:03,375 - No, not bad at all. - I'm gonna kill you! 531 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,458 Anyway, I should leave now. I'm... 532 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:09,875 They're waiting for me in the crypt. And I have to examine the tomb. 533 00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:12,041 - So... - Mr. Anselmo, where are you going? 534 00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:16,125 Me? I just wanted to thank Mr. Peio Etxeberria for his wisdom. 535 00:27:17,333 --> 00:27:19,125 You left my church looking like a mess. 536 00:27:19,208 --> 00:27:22,166 - I will get you, you bastard. - All right. Bye-bye. 537 00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:34,000 For 700 years, we have been fighting amongst ourselves. 538 00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:38,000 Some said we're Basque. Others said we're Castilian. 539 00:27:38,666 --> 00:27:40,708 This document states it clearly. 540 00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:42,666 We are Swiss! 541 00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:45,750 The Basque don't want us. 542 00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:48,208 And we don't want to be Castilian. 543 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:50,583 So let's compromise. Let's be Swiss. 544 00:27:50,666 --> 00:27:52,916 Swiss? This is unbelievable. 545 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,958 - How on earth could we be Swiss? - All right. 546 00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:58,541 What would it mean for Tellería to be a part of Switzerland? 547 00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:01,333 No. 548 00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:07,333 We would be part of one of the most prosperous countries in the world. 549 00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:11,333 No? 550 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:17,250 I'll put the technicalities aside. Two words. Tax haven. 551 00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:21,625 Mr. Anselmo, tell everyone what you told me. 552 00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:28,208 The Way of Tell. 553 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,708 From Altdorf to Tellería. 554 00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:35,875 The tomb could be a tourist attraction. 555 00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:40,041 A focal point of pilgrimage. Like the Primitive Way, only better. 556 00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:41,916 God! We'll make a killing! 557 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,833 - Get ready for us, Way of St. James! - Have you lost your minds? 558 00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:48,125 How are we gonna be part of a country located at the other end of Europe? 559 00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:49,750 Hang on a second. 560 00:28:50,791 --> 00:28:53,958 - Pay attention to this. - That's nice. 561 00:28:54,291 --> 00:28:57,916 Here is Tellería. Here is Tenerife. 562 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,833 Fourteen hundred miles away. And we belong to the same country. 563 00:29:01,625 --> 00:29:05,208 Here is Tellería. Here is Switzerland. 564 00:29:05,291 --> 00:29:08,000 Eight hundred miles away. That's 600 miles closer. 565 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,958 Who says we can't be Swiss? 566 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:15,416 He's right. We're closer to Geneva than we are to Lanzarote, Revuelta. 567 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:17,900 You don't know jack. And you did your military service there. 568 00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:22,125 All right. Now that we've solved the technical issues, let's vote. 569 00:29:22,208 --> 00:29:24,083 - Come on, Bernabé. - Yes? 570 00:29:24,166 --> 00:29:25,500 The ballot boxes. 571 00:29:25,583 --> 00:29:27,458 - Yes. - Yes. 572 00:29:28,125 --> 00:29:29,500 - No. - No. 573 00:29:30,291 --> 00:29:32,250 - Yes. - Yes. 574 00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:33,750 Antolín's resignation. 575 00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:39,416 This is Añíbarro's handwriting. Invalid vote. 576 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:42,208 - Carrying on. Yes. - Yes. 577 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:43,333 No. 578 00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:44,291 No. 579 00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:47,583 - I don't give a fuck. - You... Invalid vote. 580 00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:48,666 - And yes. - Yes. 581 00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:54,041 The results of the voting are... 582 00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:57,000 Invalid votes, 14. 583 00:29:57,083 --> 00:30:00,583 Abstentions, 86. 584 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:05,458 Votes for "no" on the annexation, 157. 585 00:30:05,541 --> 00:30:09,666 Votes for "yes," 599. 586 00:30:10,958 --> 00:30:12,875 Well, complying with the people's mandate, 587 00:30:12,958 --> 00:30:15,750 the city hall will begin the application process 588 00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:17,375 for the annexation to Switzerland. 589 00:30:17,458 --> 00:30:18,958 What are you talking about? 590 00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:21,541 They won't pay any attention to you. 591 00:30:21,625 --> 00:30:23,625 Dad, calm down, okay? We'll talk about it at home. 592 00:30:23,708 --> 00:30:25,333 I have nothing to say to you. 593 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:28,041 - Hooray for democracy! - Great. 594 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:35,583 BASQUE COUNTRY TELLSTADT 595 00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:36,583 TELLSTADT, A NEW CANTON? 596 00:30:36,666 --> 00:30:38,916 A tiny Spanish village wants to become a member 597 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,958 of the Swiss Confederation. 598 00:30:41,041 --> 00:30:45,750 Here is more information from Hans Moser in Tell Town. 599 00:30:46,208 --> 00:30:50,708 The grave of William Tells son Walter was discovered in the town's church. 600 00:30:50,791 --> 00:30:54,166 The Swiss government will send a delegation to Tell Town, 601 00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:58,333 to devise a plan for the potential integration into the Swiss Confederation. 602 00:30:58,416 --> 00:31:00,458 Will this become the 27th canton? 603 00:31:11,666 --> 00:31:13,458 BERN - SWITZERLAND 604 00:31:13,541 --> 00:31:15,708 FEDERAL PALACE 605 00:31:20,916 --> 00:31:23,833 You're going to take off that hat, aren't you? 606 00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:31,041 Forgive me, Antolín but... 607 00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:34,166 I've been wearing a txapela all my life, 608 00:31:34,750 --> 00:31:36,375 and I love this hat. 609 00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:38,541 It must be in my genes. 610 00:31:43,458 --> 00:31:44,500 Follow me. 611 00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:53,875 Mrs. President. Pleased to meet you. 612 00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:58,541 As a descendant of the one and only William Tell, 613 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,585 it is an honor for me to be in front of the person 614 00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:02,666 who rules the country of my ascentors. 615 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:03,750 Ancestors. 616 00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:06,208 Will you shut up? She can't understand you. 617 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,708 And she's not the president. 618 00:32:07,791 --> 00:32:09,875 She's the Deputy Secretary-General of State. 619 00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:11,166 Take a seat. 620 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:15,250 The whole matter about Tellería 621 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:17,750 has generated sympathy among the Swiss people. 622 00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,166 You see? She can understand us. 623 00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:24,875 We are studying the possibility of bringing the tomb to Altdorf, 624 00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:26,291 but it is too soon. 625 00:32:27,041 --> 00:32:30,458 We have already talked to Yolanda Penedo, the person who made the discovery. 626 00:32:30,541 --> 00:32:31,583 What? 627 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:35,541 What we want is to be Swiss. 628 00:32:37,916 --> 00:32:42,500 You must understand, this entails a process that may take long. 629 00:32:43,208 --> 00:32:45,208 Your people don't speak our languages, 630 00:32:45,291 --> 00:32:47,541 your culture is different from ours, 631 00:32:47,625 --> 00:32:49,833 and you are not in Switzerland. In other words... 632 00:32:50,583 --> 00:32:51,916 You are not Swiss. 633 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,666 Unimportant details. 634 00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:56,583 Nathalie was born here. Bernabé... 635 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:03,208 You can see the genes in his face. He's a Tell from head to toe. 636 00:33:03,708 --> 00:33:06,083 Besides, I know a few words in Swiss already. 637 00:33:06,166 --> 00:33:10,166 Nestlé, Federer, Rolex, Shaqiri... 638 00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:11,375 Ricola! 639 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:15,166 You do not look all that ready. 640 00:33:15,958 --> 00:33:18,458 Our people are studying the matter. 641 00:33:18,541 --> 00:33:24,958 In three months, we will go to Tellería to begin a reflection process to... 642 00:33:25,041 --> 00:33:27,041 Good! In three months, we'll be Swiss. 643 00:33:27,125 --> 00:33:29,833 We will see that in three months. Make the most of your trip 644 00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:32,416 and get to know our beautiful city. 645 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:33,875 Auf Wiedersehen! 646 00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:49,541 - Did it go well? - I don't know. 647 00:33:50,208 --> 00:33:52,458 - It went well. - Good! 648 00:33:52,541 --> 00:33:55,666 - Yolanda, slow down. - Gorka, calm down. 649 00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:57,083 Dude, I'm driving super slow. 650 00:33:57,166 --> 00:33:59,041 You're driving too fast. We're not in a hurry. 651 00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:01,767 And we need to wait for Nathalie. She'll be back from Switzerland soon. 652 00:34:01,791 --> 00:34:03,708 - Nathalie is coming, too? - Of course. 653 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,125 Iker, Nathalie and I have been buddies forever. 654 00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:09,958 At the dinner, it looked like you were a couple. 655 00:34:10,666 --> 00:34:12,666 No. 656 00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:15,375 Well, yeah. I mean, we went out together. 657 00:34:15,458 --> 00:34:17,958 But nothing has happened between us in a long time. 658 00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:20,625 I didn't mean... 659 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,833 - I mean, it was just a comment. I didn't... - I know. 660 00:34:23,916 --> 00:34:26,291 - I didn't mean to be nosy. - I know, don't worry. 661 00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:28,291 It's right there, to the left. There. 662 00:34:30,916 --> 00:34:33,458 - Boy! - Little guy. 663 00:34:33,541 --> 00:34:34,875 - Hi! - What's up, Iker? 664 00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:35,833 Casillas! 665 00:34:35,916 --> 00:34:36,916 Easy, lie down. 666 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,833 Sit! 667 00:34:39,583 --> 00:34:42,916 He's totally under my control, but lately he's being a little naughty. 668 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,560 - I can see that. - All right. Let's go. 669 00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:45,750 Come in, you two. 670 00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:49,750 - Iker's dog... - Casillas. He's named Casillas. 671 00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:54,041 Basque Sorrow Number Three. 672 00:34:54,916 --> 00:34:57,083 It shows the consequences of the Basque conflict 673 00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:58,966 in the consumer society. I mean, it's obvious. 674 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,416 - It's obvious. - It's obvious. 675 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,333 And this one... This one's really has a... 676 00:35:05,416 --> 00:35:06,833 bird's soul. 677 00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:08,666 Bird's soul. 678 00:35:09,458 --> 00:35:14,041 It talks about social alienation and panic in the welfare state. 679 00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:17,666 It's my most commercial work, you know? I just sold it to Otxandiano's batzoki. 680 00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:18,750 No shit? 681 00:35:20,791 --> 00:35:22,375 God damn it! 682 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,541 The entire house is filled with smoke. This looks like an Altos Hornos furnace. 683 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,541 Don't piss me off, okay? 684 00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:32,125 And don't make any noise. I have an early morning. 685 00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:42,125 Excuse me. 686 00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:47,333 Yes, Fer? 687 00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:50,750 Yeah, I know. What's wrong with me? 688 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,958 Do you really want to know? You called me 20 times. 689 00:35:54,041 --> 00:35:57,416 That's what's wrong with me. I told you I couldn't talk. I'm working. 690 00:35:57,791 --> 00:35:58,791 No! 691 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:02,125 Seriously, you've been away for three months. 692 00:36:02,208 --> 00:36:04,041 For three months. And you never called. 693 00:36:04,125 --> 00:36:06,458 Now I'm the one who's away, and it's a problem? 694 00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:08,500 What? 695 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:11,166 - So, you and Yolanda, huh? - What? 696 00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:13,125 What? 697 00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:16,250 Well... Yeah, right? I mean... 698 00:36:16,791 --> 00:36:18,833 I don't know, man. I'm totally hung up on her. 699 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:23,541 You dog. Well, I have my own thing going on, too. It's... 700 00:36:23,625 --> 00:36:27,291 You know what the problem is, Iker? I don't know, my head is a mess. 701 00:36:28,541 --> 00:36:32,541 Sometimes, I think... I don't know, that maybe I have feelings for... 702 00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:36,125 - Shit, Nathalie! - You're getting high as hell, aren't you? 703 00:36:37,625 --> 00:36:40,208 - Am I too late for dinner? - Hi. How are you? 704 00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:44,017 - How did things go in Switzerland? - How did it go in Switzerland? 705 00:36:44,041 --> 00:36:45,625 - Switzerland. - Good. 706 00:36:46,291 --> 00:36:47,833 You and I have to talk. 707 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:50,958 Outside. Now. 708 00:36:56,833 --> 00:37:00,458 Come on, help me set everything up. Let's have dinner outside. 709 00:37:00,541 --> 00:37:04,000 It's a beautiful, beautiful night. 710 00:37:04,833 --> 00:37:07,625 - What's up? - Nothing. Are you okay? 711 00:37:07,708 --> 00:37:11,291 - Yeah, I'm okay. Just a little cold. - Do you need a blanket? 712 00:37:12,041 --> 00:37:13,083 That would be great. 713 00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:17,791 Great. Yes, I see you're feeling great in Tellería after your discovery. 714 00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:18,875 You discoverer. 715 00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:23,000 - I don't follow you. - I spoke to the Swiss. 716 00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:26,625 And I want everything related to them to be run by the city hall. 717 00:37:28,125 --> 00:37:29,750 Shut up! 718 00:37:30,625 --> 00:37:32,958 Yeah, but I don't work for you. 719 00:37:33,916 --> 00:37:36,541 The regional government ordered the inventory. They are my bosses. 720 00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:39,875 And let me remind you that this is Castile 721 00:37:40,375 --> 00:37:41,583 until proven otherwise. 722 00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:44,000 What about Gorka? Why didn't you tell him anything? 723 00:37:44,083 --> 00:37:46,041 I didn't tell him because there was no time. 724 00:37:46,125 --> 00:37:47,476 - Right. - What do you mean, "right"? 725 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:50,351 - I was going to tell him later. - I'm going to tell him now, don't worry. 726 00:37:50,375 --> 00:37:51,750 - Gorka! - What is your problem? 727 00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:53,267 I don't like the way you're talking to me. 728 00:37:53,291 --> 00:37:55,684 Look, honey, this is Tellería. You'd better follow the rules. 729 00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:57,583 - What rules? You... - Someone say my name? 730 00:37:57,666 --> 00:37:59,208 - You shut up! - You shut up! 731 00:38:03,208 --> 00:38:04,541 Shut the hell up! 732 00:38:09,125 --> 00:38:11,000 Citizens of Tellería. 733 00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:15,291 As your mayor, there is something I'd like to say to you. 734 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,250 And what I want to say... 735 00:38:20,541 --> 00:38:22,875 is that the Swiss want us. 736 00:38:22,958 --> 00:38:24,750 We are their priority! 737 00:38:27,375 --> 00:38:28,625 Excellent. 738 00:38:29,625 --> 00:38:30,875 In three months, 739 00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:35,041 we will adapt to their culture. It's not that complicated. 740 00:38:35,625 --> 00:38:38,708 We'll just have to make small changes in our cooking, 741 00:38:38,791 --> 00:38:40,458 adapt to their schedules, 742 00:38:40,541 --> 00:38:44,250 and slowly start speaking Swiss German correctly. 743 00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:46,291 Unimportant details. 744 00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:50,375 Swiss German? You people have been nagging about speaking Basque for 30 years 745 00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:51,833 and no one here can speak it. 746 00:38:51,916 --> 00:38:55,500 - Speak for yourself. You're from Laredo. - I'm from Colindres, you ignorant fool. 747 00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:59,083 Colindres, Laredo, Castro... They all belong to Santander. 748 00:38:59,666 --> 00:39:00,708 Castro isn't Basque? 749 00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:02,833 Listen. The Swiss want us to adapt 750 00:39:02,916 --> 00:39:06,125 to their legal and administrative structure so that... 751 00:39:06,875 --> 00:39:08,708 Look, it's Bernabé! 752 00:39:08,791 --> 00:39:10,750 He looks like the jack of clubs! 753 00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:17,750 The alphorn is hard to play, but you'll get used to it. 754 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,083 Carry on, Antolín. 755 00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:24,125 Citizens of Tellería, 756 00:39:24,208 --> 00:39:27,250 let's join together and make Tellería 757 00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:29,958 the 27th canton! 758 00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,416 Bravo! Bravo! 759 00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:36,875 - Long live Switzerland! - Hurrah! 760 00:39:41,666 --> 00:39:42,708 BASQUE LANGUAGE SCHOOL 761 00:39:42,791 --> 00:39:44,416 SWISS LANGUAGE SCHOOL 762 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:46,416 Willkommen in Tellstadt. 763 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:50,083 A small town located in the heart of the Iberian Peninsula 764 00:39:50,166 --> 00:39:53,583 of Swiss history, culture and sentiment. 765 00:39:56,333 --> 00:40:01,541 Come with me in this incredible journey through the little Switzerland. 766 00:40:03,166 --> 00:40:06,708 I live in the little Switzerland 767 00:40:06,791 --> 00:40:10,333 In a place called Tellstadt 768 00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:15,375 Postcard-beautiful mountains And lakes all around 769 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:20,375 It's where a discovery was made 770 00:40:20,833 --> 00:40:24,416 That's going to change our history 771 00:40:24,958 --> 00:40:29,541 And it brings us closer to William Tell 772 00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:36,333 We want to be A part of Switzerland now 773 00:40:37,708 --> 00:40:43,541 And then we'll all come together and shout 774 00:41:03,541 --> 00:41:08,083 An idyllic place of peaceful and cheerful people 775 00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:11,916 who keep their culture alive. 776 00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:23,708 It may be a little Switzerland, 777 00:41:23,791 --> 00:41:26,291 but it has a giant heart! 778 00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:44,125 It looks great. Now just edit out the part when I fell down and post it online. 779 00:41:44,208 --> 00:41:45,333 But it's already on... 780 00:41:46,666 --> 00:41:47,916 Swiss German. 781 00:41:48,458 --> 00:41:50,958 - Antolín is very good at it. - He really is. 782 00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:53,875 - And he looks so handsome in that outfit. - No. 783 00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:56,166 Look how handsome. 784 00:41:57,791 --> 00:41:59,208 Pour me some white wine. 785 00:42:06,125 --> 00:42:08,625 - What is this? - Noirillon Salvagnin. 786 00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:10,208 From the canton of Vaud. 787 00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:12,250 Just pour me a cup of Rueda. 788 00:42:12,625 --> 00:42:14,458 But we only have Swiss wines. 789 00:42:14,541 --> 00:42:16,291 No free pintxo, either? It's Thursday. 790 00:42:16,375 --> 00:42:18,017 They don't do free pintxos in Switzerland. 791 00:42:18,041 --> 00:42:21,041 - Right. I see they're only for friends. - They paid for those. 792 00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:35,875 - What the fuck is this shit? - Noirillon Salvagnin. 793 00:42:35,958 --> 00:42:39,333 - I want a txakolí! Numbnuts. - We only have Swiss wines. 794 00:42:39,875 --> 00:42:41,375 Damn it all to hell. 795 00:42:42,791 --> 00:42:44,666 Who the fuck closed the pelota court? 796 00:42:45,958 --> 00:42:48,166 You ever hear of people playing pelota in Switzerland? 797 00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:49,250 Antolín. 798 00:42:49,750 --> 00:42:51,166 This is not Switzerland. 799 00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:53,125 - This is the Basque Country! - And Castile. 800 00:42:53,208 --> 00:42:56,125 No more Basque rural sports. Skiing is Switzerland's sport. 801 00:42:56,208 --> 00:42:57,791 Gstaad, St. Moritz, Tellería. 802 00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:59,476 Our town will be crowded with celebrities! 803 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:02,458 Carolina, Mette-Marit, Preysler and her playwright. 804 00:43:02,541 --> 00:43:03,809 Maybe I'll be on ¡Hola! magazine. 805 00:43:03,833 --> 00:43:06,708 - Come on. Peace. - We don't eat that shit. 806 00:43:06,791 --> 00:43:09,166 Let's get out of here. I'm too mad for this. 807 00:43:10,541 --> 00:43:12,125 We'll put an end to this. 808 00:43:12,208 --> 00:43:14,666 Very soon, Antolín. Very soon. 809 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:20,833 Even if it's only symbolic, it's good to delineate our borders. 810 00:43:20,916 --> 00:43:22,083 SWITZERLAND TELLERÍA 811 00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:23,375 Make sure it's straight. 812 00:43:23,458 --> 00:43:24,625 - Look at this. - Come here. 813 00:43:24,708 --> 00:43:26,083 Come. Come here. 814 00:43:26,166 --> 00:43:29,083 This way. All this way up until here. What do you think? 815 00:43:29,166 --> 00:43:30,208 What is this, Bernabé? 816 00:43:30,291 --> 00:43:33,750 Yeah, I know he's missing the spear. But don't worry, it'll be here tomorrow. 817 00:43:34,625 --> 00:43:35,666 I'm amazed. 818 00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:37,625 We've been independent for one day 819 00:43:37,708 --> 00:43:40,333 and you've already managed to get a pastoral visit from the Pope. 820 00:43:41,208 --> 00:43:42,291 You rock. 821 00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:49,875 Let's walk, come on. March. 822 00:43:49,958 --> 00:43:51,291 Yes, this is it. 823 00:43:52,791 --> 00:43:53,791 Excuse me? 824 00:43:55,375 --> 00:43:57,458 This is not Switzerland. 825 00:43:58,750 --> 00:44:01,416 We do not have a special taxation system. 826 00:44:02,666 --> 00:44:03,750 How should I know? 827 00:44:04,125 --> 00:44:06,291 Call back when Tellería is independent. 828 00:44:07,541 --> 00:44:08,750 Which I doubt will happen! 829 00:44:09,333 --> 00:44:10,875 Yeah, all right. Goodbye. 830 00:44:11,541 --> 00:44:14,101 - I'd like to update my bank book. - Can you believe this, Mr. Anselmo? 831 00:44:14,125 --> 00:44:17,291 That's the fifth guy that wants to deposit his undeclared money here. 832 00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:20,541 Even Cristiano Romario's lawyer called. Can you believe it? 833 00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:23,666 Update my bank book and don't bother me with nonsense, Añíbarro. 834 00:44:24,791 --> 00:44:26,666 I'll update it right away, Mr. Anselmo. 835 00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:31,416 Tellería will never be Swiss. 836 00:44:32,708 --> 00:44:34,333 LUCERNA INN 837 00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,125 The Swiss offered me a contract. 838 00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:42,416 And I'm considering staying. 839 00:44:44,458 --> 00:44:45,458 You're staying? 840 00:44:45,875 --> 00:44:48,541 We can both stay, if you don't mind working for them. 841 00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:50,208 In fact, I told Peio about it, 842 00:44:50,333 --> 00:44:52,666 and he thinks it's a really good opportunity for us. 843 00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:55,958 But what about the rest of the inventory? We still need to go to Frías. 844 00:44:56,333 --> 00:44:57,791 Okay. 845 00:44:57,875 --> 00:44:59,833 Would you rather be bored to death in Frías, 846 00:44:59,916 --> 00:45:04,541 or conduct a research that will bring us fame, reputation, money... 847 00:45:04,625 --> 00:45:06,416 Yes, Yolanda, all of that sounds great. 848 00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:08,541 And when we're done with the research, 849 00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:10,625 we can go to Switzerland and take the tomb with us. 850 00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:14,375 No, not with the tomb. 851 00:45:15,208 --> 00:45:17,125 Think about it. What about the Way of Tell? 852 00:45:17,208 --> 00:45:20,250 Mr. Anselmo would be very upset. And my dad. And everyone. No. 853 00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:23,625 Gorka, the whole annexation thing... 854 00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:27,083 The Swiss don't give a crap about it. 855 00:45:27,166 --> 00:45:30,500 - They just want the tomb. - And you're going to help them? 856 00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:33,416 Are you listening to yourself? How can you be so selfish? 857 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:34,541 - Selfish? - Yeah! 858 00:45:34,625 --> 00:45:36,083 How can you be such a sucker? 859 00:45:36,166 --> 00:45:39,250 This annexation thing isn't going anywhere. 860 00:45:39,333 --> 00:45:42,583 I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but the Swiss don't care about you. 861 00:45:42,666 --> 00:45:44,125 Look, Yolanda... 862 00:45:44,833 --> 00:45:47,208 It's great that you want to pursue your dreams, 863 00:45:47,291 --> 00:45:49,291 your ambitions and your career. 864 00:45:50,416 --> 00:45:51,958 That's what I like most about you. 865 00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:55,125 Just don't do it at the expense of others, okay? 866 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:57,060 Especially at the expense of my people. 867 00:46:15,083 --> 00:46:15,958 Arratsalde on. 868 00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:17,208 Good afternoon. 869 00:46:17,291 --> 00:46:19,833 - Arratsalde on, God damn it! - Good fucking afternoon! 870 00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:26,125 I don't like you, and you don't like me. 871 00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:29,430 But there are things we dislike even more. 872 00:46:29,458 --> 00:46:31,500 Tellería annexing to Switzerland. 873 00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:32,708 That would be one. 874 00:46:44,625 --> 00:46:47,750 I don't get why they insist on making this town a part of Switzerland. 875 00:46:48,041 --> 00:46:49,791 We have nothing in common. 876 00:47:03,416 --> 00:47:06,791 SPAIN AND SWITZERLAND CAN'T REACH AN AGREEMENT ON TELLERÍA 877 00:47:26,625 --> 00:47:28,416 Yeah, all right. I'll hold. 878 00:47:29,833 --> 00:47:32,833 NEW PRIORITY MISSION: OPERATION TELLERÍA 879 00:48:04,541 --> 00:48:05,541 Hello? 880 00:48:06,625 --> 00:48:07,958 It's the radio people. 881 00:48:09,458 --> 00:48:10,541 Sure, I'll put you through. 882 00:48:12,791 --> 00:48:14,583 Democracy will not be beaten. 883 00:48:16,083 --> 00:48:17,083 Hello? 884 00:48:17,833 --> 00:48:18,833 Well... 885 00:48:19,250 --> 00:48:21,083 Democracy will not be beaten. 886 00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:24,916 In Switzerland, there is no place for violent people. 887 00:48:26,125 --> 00:48:28,250 No, that's all. No further comments. 888 00:48:28,541 --> 00:48:29,541 Thank you. 889 00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:43,625 "Flagen. Flagen." 890 00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:57,125 Forty-five minute late. 891 00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:13,416 Note. The situation in Tellería is far worse than we expected. 892 00:49:14,791 --> 00:49:16,208 Terrorist attacks, 893 00:49:16,291 --> 00:49:19,416 language immersion, the Basque issue all over again... 894 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,083 Shit, this is a powder keg. 895 00:49:23,458 --> 00:49:24,875 THIS IS NOT SPAIN 896 00:49:24,958 --> 00:49:26,708 OF COURSE NOT, DUMBASS, IT'S A WALL 897 00:49:26,791 --> 00:49:28,500 YEAH, BUT IT'S A SWISS WALL 898 00:49:32,416 --> 00:49:36,333 Hi. I'm Yolanda Penedo, art historian. Leave your message... 899 00:49:46,166 --> 00:49:47,291 Hey, there. 900 00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:49,392 Where are you going? You can't come in. No visits today. 901 00:49:49,416 --> 00:49:52,041 Hi. I'm a photographer from National Geographic. 902 00:49:53,791 --> 00:49:57,500 I've come a long way to do an article on the tomb. 903 00:49:57,583 --> 00:50:00,344 I don't care if you're from Interviú. Come back next week if you want. 904 00:50:00,583 --> 00:50:02,583 - All right, thank you. - Bye. 905 00:50:04,625 --> 00:50:07,416 So, how's the couple doing? 906 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:08,750 We are not a couple. 907 00:50:10,666 --> 00:50:11,666 Hello. 908 00:50:12,625 --> 00:50:15,291 One Merovingian goblet. Move the tablet. 909 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,000 Yes. 910 00:50:17,916 --> 00:50:21,666 - One Visigoth bell with no clapper. - Gorka... 911 00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:23,833 Gorka, working like this is a pain. 912 00:50:23,916 --> 00:50:26,375 Seriously, do you want us to be mad at each other? 913 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:29,708 One reliquary casket. 914 00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:37,000 What kind of equipment? 915 00:50:38,041 --> 00:50:39,125 Precision rifles? 916 00:50:40,208 --> 00:50:42,416 I may still have a couple. I'd need to check. 917 00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:45,375 Have the advance payment ready. 918 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,000 Bye. 919 00:50:47,791 --> 00:50:51,333 - And one golden cross... - And that's all! Enough! 920 00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:54,791 What I meant to say yesterday was let's go to Switzerland together. 921 00:50:54,875 --> 00:50:59,291 To Switzerland, to Cochinchina, Montenegro, South Sudan, I don't care. 922 00:50:59,375 --> 00:51:00,375 I just... 923 00:51:01,625 --> 00:51:04,625 I just want to be with you. 924 00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:09,375 There, I said it. 925 00:51:45,416 --> 00:51:46,416 I'll be right back. 926 00:52:10,291 --> 00:52:14,041 Yolanda, I've been waiting for you to say that all this time. 927 00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:15,291 It's perfect! 928 00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:18,458 You, me... 929 00:52:20,041 --> 00:52:22,291 Walter Tell's putrefied corpse... 930 00:52:46,083 --> 00:52:48,083 - Fernando? - Yolanda? 931 00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:50,458 Oh, come on! 932 00:52:51,041 --> 00:52:52,750 How did this happen, Fer? 933 00:52:52,833 --> 00:52:54,434 Did you get your fingers caught in something? 934 00:52:54,458 --> 00:52:56,416 I thought I told you not to come in. 935 00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:59,700 - I was looking for Yolanda, my girlfriend. - You said you wanted to take photos. 936 00:53:00,416 --> 00:53:02,541 The magazine sent me here to do an article, 937 00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:04,416 and Yolanda turned out to be here as well. 938 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:05,916 - Oh, really? - No! 939 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,809 No, seriously. We haven't seen each other for four months, and you show up now? 940 00:53:08,833 --> 00:53:11,041 Yeah! What are you doing here? 941 00:53:11,125 --> 00:53:12,250 You stay out of it. 942 00:53:12,708 --> 00:53:15,000 Hey, you're Koldo! From her master's. 943 00:53:15,083 --> 00:53:16,083 Gorka. 944 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,833 That's great! You're working with Koldo? 945 00:53:18,916 --> 00:53:20,375 - Gorka! - Gorka! 946 00:53:26,458 --> 00:53:28,750 Seriously. When you're told you can't come in, 947 00:53:28,833 --> 00:53:31,500 you can't come in. That sign is pretty clear. 948 00:53:32,166 --> 00:53:33,291 I don't get people. 949 00:53:42,041 --> 00:53:43,166 No, leave me alone. 950 00:53:43,250 --> 00:53:45,291 - What's wrong with you? - We'll talk later. 951 00:53:45,875 --> 00:53:48,750 - Who is that with Yolanda? - It's her boyfriend. 952 00:53:49,375 --> 00:53:52,625 A travel photographer. A weird guy. Lusitanian. 953 00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:55,517 You've got to be kidding. Fucking Fernando showing up just now. Awesome. 954 00:53:55,541 --> 00:53:56,791 - Bye. - Bye. 955 00:53:56,875 --> 00:53:59,041 - What's up with him? - I don't know. 956 00:54:05,166 --> 00:54:06,708 Sign here, please. 957 00:54:07,416 --> 00:54:08,833 - Good evening. - Good evening. 958 00:54:08,916 --> 00:54:10,541 You're working late. 959 00:54:10,625 --> 00:54:11,708 We're done now. 960 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,833 Baby, what would you like for dinner? 961 00:54:14,916 --> 00:54:18,333 - Should I make you a bonito omelette? - No, I had a few snacks. 962 00:54:18,416 --> 00:54:22,208 I left Iker and Añíbarro alone. The opposition, face to face. 963 00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:25,625 You know what? I'm going to bed. I'm worn out. 964 00:54:25,708 --> 00:54:28,458 And I think while I was in the sanctuary 965 00:54:28,958 --> 00:54:30,708 I may have pulled a muscle on my back. 966 00:54:30,791 --> 00:54:33,500 - Let me see. - No, it's okay, Nathalie. No need. 967 00:54:34,833 --> 00:54:37,375 Antolín. Let's go to bed. 968 00:54:38,166 --> 00:54:40,416 Hang on, they're showing all the goals from Division 2. 969 00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:43,250 You can watch that upstairs on your tablet. 970 00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:45,166 - It'll just take a second. - No, it won't. 971 00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:48,125 The other night I waited an hour for you. I was bored to death. 972 00:54:48,208 --> 00:54:50,208 Come on. Go to bed. 973 00:54:50,291 --> 00:54:51,791 - Good night. - Good night. 974 00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:53,666 - Right here? - Right there, yes. 975 00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:56,416 Can you feel it? Right there, it's a huge muscle knot. 976 00:54:57,833 --> 00:55:01,541 - The sanctuary is keeping you busy, right? - Yeah, the whole Walter thing... 977 00:55:01,625 --> 00:55:05,375 - Is your friend still mad? - Yeah. She'll get over it. I think. 978 00:55:05,458 --> 00:55:08,083 Be careful. Don't let her leave you out of the Swiss thing. 979 00:55:08,166 --> 00:55:10,083 No! 980 00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:14,750 No, I was very clear with her. We made this discovery together. 981 00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:15,833 Right. 982 00:55:22,750 --> 00:55:25,416 What's going to happen between us, now that you're staying longer? 983 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,958 What do you mean, "between us"? You and I? 984 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,458 - No. - No? 985 00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:37,541 No. 986 00:55:56,041 --> 00:55:57,041 What are you doing? 987 00:55:58,333 --> 00:56:00,541 I'm not leaving until my work is finished. 988 00:56:01,583 --> 00:56:03,583 Things are going to get very ugly here. 989 00:56:03,666 --> 00:56:06,291 You're gonna have to listen to me. Your work is secondary. 990 00:56:06,375 --> 00:56:07,375 Excuse me? 991 00:56:07,458 --> 00:56:08,750 Secondary? 992 00:56:08,958 --> 00:56:11,500 Fer, this is the opportunity of my life! 993 00:56:11,666 --> 00:56:15,166 - My future depends on Tellería. - Well, you have to trust me. 994 00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:18,500 How am I gonna trust you? 995 00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:21,500 I haven't heard from you in months! 996 00:56:21,583 --> 00:56:24,291 Dude, this has been going on for a long time. 997 00:56:24,375 --> 00:56:25,875 I'm tired of you. 998 00:56:25,958 --> 00:56:29,125 Believe me when I say things are going to get ugly in this town. 999 00:56:29,791 --> 00:56:32,166 Things will get ugly if you don't tell me right now 1000 00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:34,000 where you've been for the last months. 1001 00:56:34,083 --> 00:56:35,583 I already told you, I was in Namibia! 1002 00:56:35,666 --> 00:56:38,250 Taking photographs of the Kalahari bushmen. 1003 00:56:38,333 --> 00:56:40,208 What, there was no signal in Namibia? 1004 00:56:40,291 --> 00:56:42,458 You couldn't drop me an email from Namibia? 1005 00:56:42,541 --> 00:56:44,666 Phone signal in Namibia, with the bushmen? 1006 00:56:45,291 --> 00:56:47,916 - Come on, are you kidding? - What are you, a secret agent? 1007 00:56:50,291 --> 00:56:51,875 You're shitting me. 1008 00:56:52,708 --> 00:56:55,250 You're telling me that you work for the CNI? 1009 00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:57,458 We can't talk about that, okay? 1010 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,125 Unbelievable. 1011 00:57:00,666 --> 00:57:03,375 Turns out I've been going out with Mort & Phil 1012 00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:05,708 and I find out this late in the movie. 1013 00:57:07,250 --> 00:57:08,583 Unbelievable. 1014 00:57:08,666 --> 00:57:09,750 Come on, baby. 1015 00:57:10,875 --> 00:57:13,500 You know you're the reason I'm in Tellería. 1016 00:57:18,291 --> 00:57:20,166 You know how much I love you. 1017 00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:24,875 Should we spend the night here and leave tomorrow? 1018 00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:30,250 No, I'm not going anywhere. 1019 00:57:30,416 --> 00:57:31,416 - You're not? - No. 1020 00:57:32,083 --> 00:57:33,458 What if I told you that the priest 1021 00:57:33,541 --> 00:57:36,541 has a chest full of guns and explosives in his sacristy? What then? 1022 00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:38,958 - Mr. Anselmo? - That's right. 1023 00:57:40,125 --> 00:57:41,125 Yeah, right. 1024 00:57:41,916 --> 00:57:45,083 I hope you have a good reason for making me get out of bed this early. 1025 00:57:45,166 --> 00:57:46,583 I do have a good reason. 1026 00:57:48,375 --> 00:57:49,875 I was told 1027 00:57:49,958 --> 00:57:53,666 you're hiding a stash of guns and explosives in here. 1028 00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:56,583 - Let me guess who told you. - That is irrelevant. 1029 00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:59,208 You either tell me what's going on, 1030 00:57:59,291 --> 00:58:01,291 or I tell everyone and put an end to your scheme! 1031 00:58:01,375 --> 00:58:03,851 Listen, my child. Do not raise your voice at me in the house of the Lord. 1032 00:58:03,875 --> 00:58:05,500 And don't assume the worst. 1033 00:58:05,583 --> 00:58:08,208 This is not what it looks like, and there's an explanation. 1034 00:58:09,166 --> 00:58:11,250 I was walking in the forest a few months ago, 1035 00:58:11,333 --> 00:58:13,666 looking for mushrooms to make myself some scrambled eggs. 1036 00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:17,375 Because I love chanterelles with some garlic, chili pepper, 1037 00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:20,583 - with a good organic egg... - Get to the point, Father. 1038 00:58:20,833 --> 00:58:23,708 I was about to collect a perretxiko when I saw something. 1039 00:58:51,583 --> 00:58:53,541 You found an ETA cache? 1040 00:58:53,625 --> 00:58:57,208 Intact. Unsoiled. Pristine. 1041 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,041 So I had two options. Either go to the police, 1042 00:59:01,125 --> 00:59:02,583 - or try to sell the guns. - What? 1043 00:59:02,666 --> 00:59:04,875 - To the Chechens, or the Arabs. - What? 1044 00:59:05,333 --> 00:59:08,166 But that's not all. I'm leaving the cache, 1045 00:59:08,250 --> 00:59:09,750 and guess who I run into. 1046 00:59:09,833 --> 00:59:11,791 - Who? - Nathalie. 1047 00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:13,041 Yeah, what a surprise. 1048 00:59:13,125 --> 00:59:15,525 She followed me. She wanted to know where I get my mushrooms. 1049 00:59:15,583 --> 00:59:16,791 No one knows about that place. 1050 00:59:16,875 --> 00:59:18,809 Because, let me tell you, I'm a mushroom enthusiast. 1051 00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:20,916 - I may be a priest, but I... - Okay, Father. 1052 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,851 You're beating around the bush. Continue, please. 1053 00:59:22,875 --> 00:59:25,250 Try to understand. Look at what they've done to my church. 1054 00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:28,541 Twenty kilos of ammonal would cover the window panes to seal the excavation. 1055 00:59:28,625 --> 00:59:30,791 Otherwise, who's going to pay for this mess? 1056 00:59:37,708 --> 00:59:39,416 - Thank you - Welcome. 1057 00:59:40,083 --> 00:59:41,803 I had to come to an agreement with Nathalie. 1058 00:59:41,875 --> 00:59:44,875 Half for the city hall, half for the church. 1059 00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:50,000 Does Gorka know? 1060 00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:51,083 Gorka? 1061 00:59:51,791 --> 00:59:54,791 Nathalie might have told him, now that they're back together. 1062 00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:57,708 They're together? 1063 00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:00,208 Yes. 1064 01:00:02,666 --> 01:00:03,666 All right. 1065 01:00:04,208 --> 01:00:06,125 - I have to... I'm leaving. - Sure. 1066 01:00:07,916 --> 01:00:09,375 - Bye. - Bye. 1067 01:00:24,833 --> 01:00:28,916 - Why are you with Añíbarro? - Well, if it isn't the couple of the hour. 1068 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,458 You finally got what you wanted. 1069 01:00:30,541 --> 01:00:32,750 So, involved in capital flight, are we, Añíbarro? 1070 01:00:32,833 --> 01:00:35,666 Shouldn't it be the other way around, now that we're going to be Swiss? 1071 01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:39,125 Go to hell, Intxausti. You're even dumber than your dad. 1072 01:00:39,208 --> 01:00:42,416 You're both being hornswoggled by her and you don't even know about it. 1073 01:00:43,250 --> 01:00:44,250 This fool. 1074 01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:48,375 - You've lost your minds with all this. - Yeah. 1075 01:00:53,041 --> 01:00:54,041 Bye, Nathalie. 1076 01:00:58,250 --> 01:01:00,208 - Where are you going? - Inside. 1077 01:01:01,916 --> 01:01:03,666 - No. - No? 1078 01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:07,166 Look, Nathalie... 1079 01:01:07,875 --> 01:01:10,017 I don't know what's going to happen from this point on. 1080 01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:11,916 Is it because of what Añíbarro said? 1081 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:15,541 No. I don't give a shit what Añíbarro says. 1082 01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:21,750 Nathalie, you know I've always liked you. And I love you a bunch. 1083 01:01:23,416 --> 01:01:25,666 - But... - You like Yolanda. 1084 01:01:26,625 --> 01:01:28,291 You're in love with her, aren't you? 1085 01:01:33,625 --> 01:01:34,625 Yes. 1086 01:01:46,666 --> 01:01:48,208 Shit! You scared me! 1087 01:01:49,208 --> 01:01:50,541 What the hell is this? 1088 01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:53,443 What are you two doing together? You can't stand each other. 1089 01:01:54,833 --> 01:01:59,666 So you want to blow up William Tell Junior's tomb. 1090 01:02:01,041 --> 01:02:04,458 - Are you nuts? - All the Swiss care about is the tomb. 1091 01:02:04,541 --> 01:02:05,684 They don't give a damn about anything else. 1092 01:02:05,708 --> 01:02:07,708 Without the mausoleum of William Tell's son, 1093 01:02:07,791 --> 01:02:10,000 what does our town have that could interest them? 1094 01:02:10,083 --> 01:02:12,208 - Nothing. - Nothing. 1095 01:02:12,291 --> 01:02:16,041 No. I'm chilling now and I don't want any trouble. I... 1096 01:02:16,541 --> 01:02:18,750 Besides, why the hell don't you do it yourselves? 1097 01:02:18,833 --> 01:02:21,083 No, right now I'm... 1098 01:02:21,166 --> 01:02:23,851 super focused on my work and going through an awesome creative phase. 1099 01:02:23,875 --> 01:02:25,916 I just can't. I... 1100 01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:29,666 How about now? 1101 01:02:29,750 --> 01:02:32,541 I was going to sell that to the community center in Apamonasterio! 1102 01:02:32,625 --> 01:02:34,208 To hell with that sculpture. 1103 01:02:34,291 --> 01:02:36,184 Now you'll have to focus on the fight for Euskadi. 1104 01:02:36,208 --> 01:02:38,583 - And for Spain. Don't forget. - All right. 1105 01:02:38,666 --> 01:02:41,458 - No, I can't do this to Nathalie. - Do what? 1106 01:02:41,541 --> 01:02:43,750 Betray her now that we're going out. 1107 01:02:43,833 --> 01:02:45,666 We're going to be family, Revuelta! 1108 01:02:46,916 --> 01:02:48,596 Forget about my daughter. She's with Gorka. 1109 01:02:50,250 --> 01:02:54,375 But she can't be going out with Gorka. Gorka is going out with Yolanda. 1110 01:02:54,458 --> 01:02:56,858 Well, Anamari is telling everyone that they're back together. 1111 01:02:56,916 --> 01:02:59,416 And that they hooked up the other night at his place, right? 1112 01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:02,208 They hooked up? 1113 01:03:16,208 --> 01:03:17,875 There, now it looks better. 1114 01:03:17,958 --> 01:03:20,375 All right. I'm in. 1115 01:03:21,291 --> 01:03:23,375 - Antolín. - Hold on. 1116 01:03:25,708 --> 01:03:27,708 I'm not even gonna ask. Mr. Mayor. 1117 01:03:27,791 --> 01:03:29,541 That's Canton President. 1118 01:03:29,625 --> 01:03:30,750 Stay still. 1119 01:03:30,833 --> 01:03:32,726 I talked to Heidi. They're bringing everything forward. 1120 01:03:32,750 --> 01:03:35,750 The Swiss will be here in one week to legalize the procedure. 1121 01:03:37,041 --> 01:03:39,250 - One week? - But that's not what we talked about. 1122 01:03:39,333 --> 01:03:41,875 The Spanish government refuses to negotiate. 1123 01:03:41,958 --> 01:03:43,851 They are sure about this and want to come right away. 1124 01:03:43,875 --> 01:03:45,625 - Shit! - Right away? 1125 01:03:45,708 --> 01:03:50,916 What do you mean, "right away"? But my Swiss German is still very sloppy. 1126 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,791 We should have picked Romansh. Nobody can speak that. 1127 01:03:53,875 --> 01:03:56,083 - God! - Tell me, Nathalie... 1128 01:03:57,458 --> 01:03:59,000 Be honest, okay? 1129 01:03:59,083 --> 01:04:01,125 Do you think we are ready? 1130 01:04:02,875 --> 01:04:05,750 There are a few issues we need to solve first. 1131 01:04:07,291 --> 01:04:09,666 Añíbarro refuses to accept suspicious funds in the bank. 1132 01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:10,750 Shit! 1133 01:04:10,916 --> 01:04:13,083 My father wants to move the inn to Miranda. 1134 01:04:13,166 --> 01:04:16,041 Flight of companies. They're trying to economically strangle us. 1135 01:04:16,125 --> 01:04:18,059 - All right, that's enough. Enough. No! - It's just... 1136 01:04:18,083 --> 01:04:21,166 - Let's focus. Okay? - Shit! 1137 01:04:22,416 --> 01:04:26,000 First off, we're going to set up a nice welcoming committee for them. 1138 01:04:48,583 --> 01:04:49,583 What are you doing? 1139 01:04:50,916 --> 01:04:52,916 Hey, stop that! Stop! What are you... 1140 01:04:54,125 --> 01:04:56,541 - Holy shit! - Are you crazy? 1141 01:05:09,708 --> 01:05:10,958 You can't go through. 1142 01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:13,208 What do you mean we can't go through? 1143 01:05:13,291 --> 01:05:15,041 I need to talk to Nathalie. 1144 01:05:15,125 --> 01:05:17,583 She's my niece. Tell her Pascual is here. 1145 01:05:18,083 --> 01:05:19,416 Pascual Revuelta. 1146 01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:21,250 Go. 1147 01:05:33,625 --> 01:05:36,458 - Hey, Iker. What is it? - Hi, Anamari. Is Gorka home? 1148 01:05:36,541 --> 01:05:38,625 Yes, he's inside, watching Saber y ganar. 1149 01:05:39,166 --> 01:05:40,375 - Come in. - Thank you. 1150 01:05:40,458 --> 01:05:42,083 - I'll be upstairs, okay? - All right. 1151 01:05:42,166 --> 01:05:44,583 - Automatization. - I can't believe it. 1152 01:05:45,291 --> 01:05:48,583 Hey, Iker! Epic. They just showed the Saber y ganar rap again. 1153 01:05:48,666 --> 01:05:49,875 - No! - Yeah! 1154 01:05:49,958 --> 01:05:52,583 - Knowing and winning - Knowing and winning... 1155 01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:55,750 It's so good. You bastard. 1156 01:05:57,833 --> 01:06:00,583 Shit! Iker, what the fuck, man? 1157 01:06:00,750 --> 01:06:03,458 Why don't you ask Nathalie? Fart face. 1158 01:06:05,333 --> 01:06:06,333 What? 1159 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,708 Uncle Pascual, it's enough that I have to argue with my dad, 1160 01:06:14,791 --> 01:06:16,625 I don't want to argue with you. 1161 01:06:16,708 --> 01:06:18,226 You're not even going to give me a kiss, Nathaly? 1162 01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:20,541 My name is not Nathaly, I'm Nathalie. And no, I won't. 1163 01:06:20,625 --> 01:06:22,351 All right, Nathalie. I don't want any trouble, okay? 1164 01:06:22,375 --> 01:06:24,476 Your dad moved to Switzerland because he damn pleased. 1165 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:26,416 Besides, I'm here on duty. 1166 01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:29,125 I'm going to make sure Tellería doesn't turn into a powder keg. 1167 01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:30,684 Tellería is going to become part of Switzerland. 1168 01:06:30,708 --> 01:06:31,958 - Switzerland? Damn... - Yeah. 1169 01:06:32,041 --> 01:06:34,208 Great, just what we needed now. 1170 01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:36,833 - Did you call them? - Why would I call these guys? 1171 01:06:36,916 --> 01:06:37,958 - Hey. - What's up? 1172 01:06:38,041 --> 01:06:41,250 The lehendakari sent us to impose order in this ruckus. 1173 01:06:41,333 --> 01:06:42,625 Who here is Nathalie? 1174 01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:44,083 It's obvious I'm not Nathalie. 1175 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:45,642 Shit, you're Pascual. How are you, man? 1176 01:06:45,666 --> 01:06:48,333 - Shit, Gorrotxategi. How are you? - Same old. Good. 1177 01:06:48,416 --> 01:06:50,583 - Yeah. A lot of work lately, huh? - I'll say. 1178 01:06:50,666 --> 01:06:52,291 We need to fix this soon, or... 1179 01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:53,625 Nathaly! Nathalie! 1180 01:06:54,541 --> 01:06:57,041 Come on, don't tell me you believe what the priest said. 1181 01:06:57,125 --> 01:06:59,583 I don't know who to believe anymore. 1182 01:06:59,666 --> 01:07:02,250 - Who else would you believe? Me! - You? 1183 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,625 - Yeah, right! - Yola. 1184 01:07:06,708 --> 01:07:08,976 You didn't know Iker was going out with Nathalie before you came back? 1185 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,833 How should I have known that, Mom? 1186 01:07:10,916 --> 01:07:13,226 I'm always the last to find out about everything in this town. 1187 01:07:13,250 --> 01:07:14,791 Yolanda! Yolanda, hold on, please! 1188 01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:16,059 - Yolanda. - Great, and now you. 1189 01:07:16,083 --> 01:07:18,500 What happened to you? No, don't tell me. 1190 01:07:18,583 --> 01:07:21,101 - Nathalie slapped you in the face? - Will everyone stop mentioning Nathalie? 1191 01:07:21,125 --> 01:07:23,291 I'm not going out with Nathalie. I've moved on. 1192 01:07:23,375 --> 01:07:25,976 It didn't look like you had moved on when you slept together the other night. 1193 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,541 Get your head straight, son. 1194 01:07:27,625 --> 01:07:28,916 Is there a problem? 1195 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,125 Who is this? 1196 01:07:30,208 --> 01:07:34,125 Let's get out of this fucking crazy town. This place is not for us. Come on. 1197 01:07:34,208 --> 01:07:36,083 Who are you calling crazy, fart face? 1198 01:07:40,416 --> 01:07:41,875 You and your damn mom. 1199 01:07:41,958 --> 01:07:43,291 My baby is not crazy! 1200 01:07:43,375 --> 01:07:44,375 Mom, no! 1201 01:07:44,416 --> 01:07:45,750 No. Stop! 1202 01:07:45,833 --> 01:07:48,791 Mom, please, stop! That's enough. Enough, Mom! 1203 01:07:48,875 --> 01:07:50,708 Stop it! 1204 01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:54,375 Let's go, Fer. 1205 01:08:08,291 --> 01:08:09,833 Fifty, as usual? 1206 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,250 No. Today I need... 1207 01:08:13,250 --> 01:08:14,375 something else. 1208 01:08:14,875 --> 01:08:16,791 Speed, coke, meth, special K, happy pills, 1209 01:08:16,875 --> 01:08:19,291 - heroin... - Let's take it slow. 1210 01:08:19,375 --> 01:08:20,458 Marijuana? 1211 01:08:21,708 --> 01:08:22,958 Later, maybe... 1212 01:08:23,583 --> 01:08:26,666 But no. This is about something else. 1213 01:08:33,083 --> 01:08:34,375 Talk to the boss about that. 1214 01:08:46,041 --> 01:08:47,976 You can't have that in here! What are you, stupid? 1215 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,166 Relax, uncle. 1216 01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:50,791 The detonator's under control. 1217 01:08:51,375 --> 01:08:53,083 Iker! 1218 01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,958 Damn your skull, Iker. 1219 01:08:58,708 --> 01:09:00,166 Do not play with that. 1220 01:09:04,083 --> 01:09:06,458 So, a cup of coffee? 1221 01:09:06,541 --> 01:09:08,184 DEAR YOLANDA, YOUR POST-DOCTORAL SCHOLARSHIP REQUEST 1222 01:09:08,208 --> 01:09:09,726 FOR THE UNIVERSITY OF FLORENCE HAS BEEN APPROVED. 1223 01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:11,059 We should spend the night in Vitoria. 1224 01:09:11,083 --> 01:09:14,375 Things here are too weird. I don't know how you put up with these people. 1225 01:09:14,458 --> 01:09:15,500 Fer! 1226 01:09:18,958 --> 01:09:21,041 I got it! The scholarship! 1227 01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:24,125 - The post-doctoral in Florence! - That's great, my love! 1228 01:09:24,208 --> 01:09:26,791 You're not just beautiful, you're just as smart. 1229 01:09:26,875 --> 01:09:28,041 Yeah! 1230 01:09:28,125 --> 01:09:29,500 But what am I gonna do? 1231 01:09:29,583 --> 01:09:31,833 This is in Florence, and the Swiss want me there. 1232 01:09:32,333 --> 01:09:33,333 I think it's obvious. 1233 01:09:33,416 --> 01:09:35,750 Florence, Switzerland. What is there to think about? 1234 01:09:35,833 --> 01:09:39,250 Let's go home. We'll be together. You can support me. 1235 01:09:39,333 --> 01:09:41,166 I need you now more than ever. 1236 01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:44,708 You need me? 1237 01:09:45,291 --> 01:09:47,583 No. I mean... 1238 01:09:47,666 --> 01:09:49,306 Now that things are working out for me... 1239 01:09:49,791 --> 01:09:51,958 I care about my job, you know? 1240 01:09:52,041 --> 01:09:53,041 I'm sure of that. 1241 01:09:53,791 --> 01:09:56,916 Have you not partied enough with all this inventory thing? 1242 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,333 - Partied? - Yes. 1243 01:09:59,875 --> 01:10:01,708 That's how much you care about my job? 1244 01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:06,833 Is it? Just about as much you care about me, right? 1245 01:10:07,375 --> 01:10:08,583 This is not a job. 1246 01:10:10,583 --> 01:10:14,291 Come on, looking at saints in churches? You've got to be shitting me. 1247 01:10:15,708 --> 01:10:17,458 Are you being serious right now? 1248 01:10:18,208 --> 01:10:19,375 Yolanda... 1249 01:10:24,166 --> 01:10:25,500 Get out. 1250 01:10:26,416 --> 01:10:27,416 I'm sorry. 1251 01:10:28,250 --> 01:10:29,541 - Get the fuck out. - I just... 1252 01:10:30,708 --> 01:10:34,625 Go away! I don't want to see you. This is over. This is over. 1253 01:10:34,708 --> 01:10:36,041 You're kicking me out? 1254 01:10:36,125 --> 01:10:37,476 - That's right. I'm sick of you. - All right. 1255 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:40,375 Well, just so you know, you always had a bad temper. 1256 01:10:40,458 --> 01:10:41,708 I don't want to see you again! 1257 01:10:43,291 --> 01:10:44,416 Fuck! 1258 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,833 Shit, Nathalie, you startled me. Are you trying to kill me? 1259 01:10:57,916 --> 01:10:58,916 Is that everything? 1260 01:10:59,833 --> 01:11:00,875 Yes, let's go. 1261 01:11:02,041 --> 01:11:03,458 All right. 1262 01:11:03,541 --> 01:11:05,301 You still have to tell me how they found out. 1263 01:11:21,916 --> 01:11:23,036 What is Nathalie doing here? 1264 01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:25,500 - She told me she was going to see you. - Me? 1265 01:11:25,583 --> 01:11:27,223 And I knew you were coming with me, so... 1266 01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:30,375 I should've put a leash on her. 1267 01:11:30,458 --> 01:11:31,541 Come on. 1268 01:11:47,958 --> 01:11:49,125 Damn it, it's locked. 1269 01:11:50,166 --> 01:11:51,583 How are we gonna get in? 1270 01:11:51,666 --> 01:11:52,666 Using the key! 1271 01:11:55,875 --> 01:11:57,958 My seven years as an altar boy weren't in vain. 1272 01:12:04,083 --> 01:12:05,083 Let's go. 1273 01:12:23,166 --> 01:12:29,375 GORKA - I'LL MISS YOU TOMORROW WHEN THE SWISS GET HERE. 1274 01:12:37,291 --> 01:12:43,000 YOLANDA - I'M STAYING. SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1275 01:12:44,375 --> 01:12:46,291 WHAT ABOUT FERNANDO? 1276 01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:53,250 IT'S OVER. 1277 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:58,083 BESIDES, I GOT THE SCHOLARSHIP FOR FLORENCE. 1278 01:12:58,166 --> 01:13:00,083 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO... 1279 01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:14,041 FLORENCE, SWITZERLAND... I'D GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU. 1280 01:13:16,791 --> 01:13:21,375 WILL YOU COME WITH ME? 1281 01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:28,916 All done. 1282 01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:35,333 - Antolín, time to sleep. - No. 1283 01:13:35,416 --> 01:13:36,976 - Tomorrow is a very important day. - Let me... 1284 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:39,166 - No, let me finish watching... - Please. Antolín! 1285 01:13:40,208 --> 01:13:41,208 Come on. 1286 01:13:44,166 --> 01:13:45,250 Good night. 1287 01:13:51,083 --> 01:13:52,708 WILLIAM TELL 1288 01:14:04,958 --> 01:14:06,666 Answer me, Gorka. 1289 01:14:11,291 --> 01:14:12,833 You're such a pain, Fer. 1290 01:14:20,875 --> 01:14:22,291 In case it wasn't obvious... 1291 01:14:24,458 --> 01:14:25,458 I love you. 1292 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,458 I love you more. 1293 01:14:54,166 --> 01:15:00,416 I apologize for not being better Than anyone 1294 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:10,541 I apologize You don't have to talk to me 1295 01:15:11,791 --> 01:15:17,958 I apologize for not being better Than anyone 1296 01:15:36,208 --> 01:15:39,083 We're back in Tellería for another historic day. 1297 01:15:39,166 --> 01:15:43,750 The day when this Castilian town of Basque culture will become Swiss. 1298 01:15:43,833 --> 01:15:46,416 - Go Switzerland! - Go! 1299 01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:48,333 You must be excited, Mr. Mayor. 1300 01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:51,291 Canton President. 1301 01:15:51,375 --> 01:15:53,500 Indeed, very excited. 1302 01:15:53,625 --> 01:15:55,958 This is an important day for Tellería, isn't it? 1303 01:15:56,041 --> 01:15:57,041 Tellstadt. 1304 01:15:57,958 --> 01:15:59,500 Tellstadt. 1305 01:15:59,583 --> 01:16:02,458 Yes, very important, because we... 1306 01:16:03,208 --> 01:16:04,541 We are Swiss. 1307 01:16:04,625 --> 01:16:07,166 Because of our culture, our sentiment, our... 1308 01:16:07,250 --> 01:16:09,625 And like you always say, Mr. Canton President, 1309 01:16:09,708 --> 01:16:11,083 because of the banks. 1310 01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:12,708 Bernabé, come over here for a second. 1311 01:16:12,791 --> 01:16:15,250 We need to arrange these people before the Swiss get here. 1312 01:16:15,333 --> 01:16:16,934 - You go over there. Far from here. - Yes. Great. 1313 01:16:16,958 --> 01:16:18,958 - All right. - And you go over there, Anamari. 1314 01:16:19,666 --> 01:16:22,791 The president is coming! He's coming! Antolín! 1315 01:16:22,875 --> 01:16:25,666 - You gotta fix that. - No, let's not do this now. 1316 01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:26,958 Come on. 1317 01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:30,291 Let's do this! 1318 01:16:32,833 --> 01:16:34,416 Where's the president? 1319 01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:36,601 They sent Heidi. She has no authority. This smells fishy. 1320 01:16:36,625 --> 01:16:39,476 After all the trouble we went through to get the press here, they send her. 1321 01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:41,000 - She's so uptight! - God damn it! 1322 01:16:41,083 --> 01:16:43,791 Let's not panic. Stick to the plan. 1323 01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:48,083 Welcome to Tell Town. 1324 01:16:49,958 --> 01:16:53,250 What's going on here? Are you celebrating the town fair? 1325 01:16:53,958 --> 01:16:55,958 Sorry, Mr. Intxausti, 1326 01:16:56,041 --> 01:17:00,333 could I speak to you in private for a minute? 1327 01:17:00,416 --> 01:17:01,416 In private? 1328 01:17:02,750 --> 01:17:04,291 What we need to discuss here 1329 01:17:04,375 --> 01:17:07,750 is something the entire town and all of Switzerland should hear. 1330 01:17:07,833 --> 01:17:09,041 - This way. - Please. 1331 01:17:11,625 --> 01:17:13,083 Long live Switzerland! 1332 01:17:13,166 --> 01:17:15,125 - Go Switzerland! - Go! 1333 01:17:15,208 --> 01:17:16,208 Go! 1334 01:17:19,833 --> 01:17:21,916 - Shut off that microphone! - Shit. 1335 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:24,041 The Swiss president couldn't make it today. 1336 01:17:24,125 --> 01:17:26,541 But Mrs. Müller-Gomes 1337 01:17:26,625 --> 01:17:29,500 is here as his representative 1338 01:17:29,583 --> 01:17:33,166 to legalize what we've always known. 1339 01:17:33,250 --> 01:17:37,666 That we were, we are, and will always be Swiss. 1340 01:17:42,416 --> 01:17:45,291 Mrs. Müller-Gomes will speak now. 1341 01:17:47,583 --> 01:17:48,708 Hello. 1342 01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:54,958 As you all know, we have always been of the opinion that Tellstadt 1343 01:17:55,041 --> 01:17:56,625 is a part of Switzerland. 1344 01:17:57,208 --> 01:17:59,291 - Long live Switzerland! - However, 1345 01:18:00,041 --> 01:18:03,458 I must announce there has been an alteration. 1346 01:18:03,541 --> 01:18:06,291 - Switzerland is going to invest... - Look, everything's ready. 1347 01:18:06,375 --> 01:18:08,541 - a lot of money in Spain. - Come on. Hey! 1348 01:18:08,958 --> 01:18:13,041 We have reached an agreement with the government of Spain 1349 01:18:13,125 --> 01:18:15,458 which will satisfy every one of us. 1350 01:18:15,541 --> 01:18:17,875 What the fuck do we care about Spain? 1351 01:18:17,958 --> 01:18:20,125 Same fucking story once again. 1352 01:18:20,208 --> 01:18:22,500 We're only interested in Tellería! 1353 01:18:22,583 --> 01:18:24,750 I don't understand you guys. 1354 01:18:24,833 --> 01:18:28,333 You used to be fighting all the time, and now you're like common-law partners. 1355 01:18:28,416 --> 01:18:29,416 Those two clowns. 1356 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,500 Hey, what did we miss? 1357 01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:33,458 Just this Helvetian talking nonsense. 1358 01:18:33,541 --> 01:18:36,458 Governments from both countries 1359 01:18:36,541 --> 01:18:39,291 are going to work together to ensure you have everything you need. 1360 01:18:39,375 --> 01:18:43,958 But for that to happen, we need something from you. 1361 01:18:44,916 --> 01:18:47,541 Anything. 1362 01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:52,500 We want to take Walter Tell's tomb 1363 01:18:52,583 --> 01:18:55,458 to Switzerland, where it belongs. 1364 01:18:55,541 --> 01:18:56,625 What is she talking about? 1365 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:01,500 But it's already in Switzerland, honey. 1366 01:19:01,583 --> 01:19:03,125 In the little Switzerland. 1367 01:19:03,208 --> 01:19:06,625 That tomb isn't going anywhere even if God himself comes to get it! 1368 01:19:06,708 --> 01:19:07,833 Hit it. 1369 01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:12,458 Get inside! 1370 01:19:21,166 --> 01:19:22,166 Iker! 1371 01:19:22,750 --> 01:19:25,166 Stay calm. Everything is under control. 1372 01:19:25,791 --> 01:19:26,791 There was a bomb. 1373 01:19:28,166 --> 01:19:29,958 - What about the tomb? - It's unscratched. 1374 01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:34,083 I took the bomb, started running... 1375 01:19:34,833 --> 01:19:36,166 and threw it on the open field. 1376 01:19:39,541 --> 01:19:42,291 Nathalie, I love you... 1377 01:19:43,541 --> 01:19:44,833 like hell. 1378 01:19:44,916 --> 01:19:48,708 And I'll become Swiss if that's what it takes for you to like me. 1379 01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:52,041 He's even dumber than last week. Can you believe it? 1380 01:19:52,125 --> 01:19:55,208 Bernabé, there's something really important I need to tell you. 1381 01:19:57,583 --> 01:19:58,500 Iker. 1382 01:19:58,583 --> 01:19:59,791 What is he doing? 1383 01:20:01,250 --> 01:20:04,500 - You're okay. - Iker! 1384 01:20:05,166 --> 01:20:07,500 - Iker! - Holy crap. Damn. 1385 01:20:08,916 --> 01:20:10,458 - Bernabé. - Yes. What is it? 1386 01:20:11,583 --> 01:20:13,416 Those sheep in the field... 1387 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,083 - They were yours, right? - Yeah, why? 1388 01:20:16,166 --> 01:20:18,666 Well, you should know... 1389 01:20:18,750 --> 01:20:21,583 that you don't really have them anymore. 1390 01:20:22,625 --> 01:20:23,833 Shit. 1391 01:20:23,916 --> 01:20:25,666 - Oh, my. - Let's go. 1392 01:20:26,875 --> 01:20:28,125 What happened? 1393 01:20:31,291 --> 01:20:32,583 - Listen. - Yeah? 1394 01:20:32,666 --> 01:20:33,916 What you said before... 1395 01:20:35,625 --> 01:20:36,625 Nathalie... 1396 01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:39,000 I love you. 1397 01:20:48,041 --> 01:20:51,541 ONE YEAR LATER 1398 01:20:52,083 --> 01:20:54,208 And here we are. Rockin' it. 1399 01:20:54,291 --> 01:20:56,791 Mr. Anselmo is happy now that the sanctuary is repaired. 1400 01:20:56,875 --> 01:20:59,958 Nathalie and him bought a bus to get the tourists here. 1401 01:21:00,041 --> 01:21:02,041 Revuelta and my uncle are inseparable. 1402 01:21:02,125 --> 01:21:04,416 The whole town calls them common-law partners. 1403 01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:05,875 Or lawless partners. 1404 01:21:05,958 --> 01:21:09,666 Bernabé started planting apple trees. I guess it's in his genes. 1405 01:21:09,750 --> 01:21:11,958 Antolín still has absolute majority in the city hall, 1406 01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:15,083 while Anamari sorts out his "unimportant details." 1407 01:21:15,166 --> 01:21:17,000 Gorka got to be a contestant on Saber y ganar 1408 01:21:17,083 --> 01:21:19,041 and was eliminated the first day. 1409 01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:22,416 He and Yolanda have become famous giving conferences all over the world. 1410 01:21:23,041 --> 01:21:25,958 And even though we're still a Castilian town with Basque culture, 1411 01:21:26,041 --> 01:21:30,250 Tellería was, is, and will always be, the little Switzerland. 1412 01:21:30,833 --> 01:21:34,708 I forget that you don't love me 1413 01:21:34,791 --> 01:21:38,333 Especially on Fridays 1414 01:21:38,416 --> 01:21:42,416 Especially on Fridays 1415 01:21:45,708 --> 01:21:49,125 Don't answer my messages 1416 01:21:49,208 --> 01:21:52,333 I don't deserve your attention 1417 01:21:52,416 --> 01:21:56,125 I don't deserve your attention 1418 01:21:59,958 --> 01:22:05,833 I apologize for not being better Than anyone 1419 01:22:10,541 --> 01:22:16,750 I apologize You don't have to talk to me 1420 01:22:21,291 --> 01:22:24,208 I forget that you don't love me 1421 01:22:24,291 --> 01:22:28,166 Especially on Fridays 1422 01:22:28,250 --> 01:22:32,416 Especially on Fridays 1423 01:22:35,375 --> 01:22:38,875 Don't answer my messages 1424 01:22:38,958 --> 01:22:42,208 I don't deserve your attention 1425 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:45,583 I don't deserve your attention 1426 01:22:49,750 --> 01:22:55,583 I apologize for not being better Than anyone 1427 01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:06,291 I apologize You don't have to talk to me 1428 01:23:31,958 --> 01:23:38,416 I apologize for not being better Than anyone 1429 01:23:42,666 --> 01:23:49,000 I apologize You don't have to talk to me 1430 01:23:49,833 --> 01:23:56,375 I apologize for not being better Than anyone 1431 01:24:02,750 --> 01:24:04,250 Look at him. 1432 01:24:04,333 --> 01:24:05,791 - Disgusting. - Cut. 1433 01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:09,333 Sorry. Hold on a second. 1434 01:24:10,208 --> 01:24:11,458 Come on. God damn it! 1435 01:24:14,125 --> 01:24:16,333 Inspired by the German hallenkirchen. 1436 01:24:16,416 --> 01:24:18,416 The pussy is from the Renaissance period. 1437 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:20,416 Yolanda Penedo, art historian... 1438 01:24:21,458 --> 01:24:23,250 Yeah. Art hist... I can't. 1439 01:24:23,333 --> 01:24:25,083 Cut. 1440 01:24:25,166 --> 01:24:27,250 ...visited by the lehen... 1441 01:24:27,333 --> 01:24:28,333 Shit. 1442 01:24:29,708 --> 01:24:31,333 Cantabria is a recent invention. 1443 01:24:32,166 --> 01:24:33,166 I guess that's all. 1444 01:24:36,083 --> 01:24:37,250 Where are you from? 1445 01:24:39,458 --> 01:24:41,500 - Cut. - I forgot what's next. 1446 01:24:42,333 --> 01:24:44,916 - I'll destroy your entire office. - Cut. 1447 01:24:50,875 --> 01:24:51,875 Cut. 1448 01:24:59,291 --> 01:25:01,250 Who are you calling crazy, Ricky Martin? 1449 01:25:05,708 --> 01:25:06,791 Cut. 1450 01:25:06,875 --> 01:25:08,083 Would you like some anchovies? 1451 01:25:08,166 --> 01:25:09,583 - Cut. - Go get them. 1452 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:17,000 They're getting high smoking this blunt. 1453 01:25:17,791 --> 01:25:19,083 Cut. 1454 01:25:22,083 --> 01:25:23,083 Shit. 1455 01:25:23,875 --> 01:25:25,155 - The door's open. - Great, then. 1456 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:28,333 Where have you been all this... 1457 01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:35,041 - Where do you live? - It's all Greek to me. 1458 01:25:44,875 --> 01:25:45,875 That's beautiful! 1459 01:25:49,791 --> 01:25:51,041 Keep going. 1460 01:25:51,583 --> 01:25:53,125 - Cut. - What about the tomb? 1461 01:25:59,666 --> 01:26:01,666 Subtitle translation by Arturo Fernández 113287

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