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[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
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[PENGUINS CHIRP]
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[SCREECHES]
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♪ Adventure Time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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Walking, walking,
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walking -- hambone break!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Hey, hey, get away from me.
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[LAUGHING]
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Quit it!
[LAUGHS]
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Food for a beggar?
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[COUGHS]
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Food for a poor old man?
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Geez Louise, guy.
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So, you got any, kid?
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Food?
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I got this little
piece of sugar.
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[THINKING]
Nuts.
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I'm frickin' all about sugar.
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But I'm even more all
about feeding hobos!
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JAKE:
Wait, Finn.
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Maybe helping this starving
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homeless guy is the
wrong thing to do.
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Why?
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I don't know.
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L-I said "Maybe."
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A hero always helps
someone in need.
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And besides, he's probably
secretly an elf who will reward
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us for being nice.
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Here you go, buddy.
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Whoa!
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[CHEWING]
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You know, believe it or not,
I'm not really a beggar.
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I'm actually a...
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♪ Magic Man ♪
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Whoa! Ah, yeah!
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He's -- he's magic!
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I didn't --
I didn't expect this.
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[WHISTLING]
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[BIRD CHIRPING]
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Magic!
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Away!
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[FLAPPING, SQUISHING]
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Think happy thoughts --
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Little, cute bees, little babies,
tiny, tiny bunnies.
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What is wrong with you,
Magic Man?!
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You gave me that candy.
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Now I'll do you a favor in return --
a magic favor!
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♪ A mystical, magical favor ♪
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Whoa! Wha-- ugh!
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[SCREAMS]
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Whoa, dude!
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♪ For you ♪
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Why'd you do that?!
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Because this day, a magical
life lesson comes to you.
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No, change me back!
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Not until you appreciate
what a jerk I am.
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Wazoo!
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What a nutty guy.
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What the heck, man?!
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What kind of deal is that?!
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I help somebody out,
and they make me a stinky foot?!
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[SNIFFS]
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You smell pretty good.
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Get off of me, man!
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I can't be a hero if I'm a big,
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good-smelling foot!
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Maybe you're looking at
this magic gift all wrong.
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Now that you're a huge foot,
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you can kick evil's butt, like,
way more times as hard.
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You're 100% kick, man!
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Why are you being so
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level-headed about this?
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Don't be a siss, Finn.
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Here, come on, kick my butt.
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You're the siss, siss!
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Hah! Agh!
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Ouch! Ooh, ouch!
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See, man?
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Let's give your
foot body a shot.
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No, dude!
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I want to go find that
Magic Man and get my body back!
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Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
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Just be a foot for a llttle bit.
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[AS FINN]
Okay, I will.
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[AS HIMSELF]
Awesome, dude.
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You'll never regret this.
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[LAUGHS]
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Okay, when the next monster comes
along, he'll step on that
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trigger over there, sending your
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giant foot body into the
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monster's crotch!
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This sucks, dude.
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Shh!
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[ROARING]
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We're evil!
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[ROARS]
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[BOTH SHOUT]
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Our crotch --
our evil crotch!
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[LAUGHS]
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What'd I tell you?
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You're a great hero!
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Let's go set up some more crotch
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catapults so we can laugh
and be heroes.
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No, Jake.
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Let's find that Magic Man.
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Finn, being an enormous
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crotch-kicking foot is a gift.
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Don't scorn a gift.
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
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Town on fire!
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This looks like a job for foot
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Finn stomping ability!
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But I-l can't even bend
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these big, fat toes, man.
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You can do it, Finn.
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What'd I teach you, dude?
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Not to scorn the
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kicking of people in the crotch?
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You got it!
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Now I'm gonna go rescue all the
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babies in town --
only the babies.
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Get your hero on, dude!
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Aaaah!
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
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Unh!
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Okay, you can do this, Finn.
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Start small, man.
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I'm taking you down!
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[GRUNTING]
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It's hot!
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Oh, man, I'm smoking hot!
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Please, help me out!
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I can't move!
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It's another one of those freaks!
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He probably started this fire!
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No, I didn't start any --
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Throw him under the
bridge with the others!
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ALL:
Get rid of the freak!
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[CHANTING]
Freak! Freak!
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Stay out of our town, freak!
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Unh!
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[SIGHS]
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[SNIFFLES]
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I'm not a freak. I'm a hero.
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Finn!
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Jake, how'd you find me?
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Oh, I can sense when
you're about to cry.
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It's like a mother/daughter thing.
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I'm not gonna cry, man!
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I just feel like crying.
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We have to find that magic guy
and get my body back now!
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What we have to do is find out
what reeks under this bridge.
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[SNIFFS]
- Jake!
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Ew, it's blocking out
your good foot smell.
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Get back here!
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Ugh, it -- it smells
like vomit on fire.
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It's like fancy cheese
in an old guy's mouth.
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Welcome, travelers.
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Aah!
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I am Gork, leader of Freak City.
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Ah, I can see one of you has
felt the Magic Man's touch.
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Yeah.
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You know that guy?
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I will tell you all that I know.
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[VOMITS]
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We are the accursed ones,
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all once normal guys and gals who
crossed paths with the Magic Man.
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That's Zap, The Arm.
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[MUMBLES]
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Trudy, The Waist.
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[COUGHS]
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That's Wee Wee and Gorflax.
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They were turned into tonsils.
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And that's Kim.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[SMOOCHING]
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But, please,
make yourselves at home.
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Would you like
something to drink?
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Do you have any
orange juice?
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No.
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Well, uh, I don't know.
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Maybe. Uh, I don't think so.
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I'll go check.
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Yo, finn, this place is
really bumming me out.
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Let's get out of here.
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What?! No, dude.
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These guys might be my only
hope of finding the Magic Man.
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Hey, we actually do
have orange juice.
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Thanks for being cool and all,
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but what do you know
about this Magic Man?
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How do we catch him?
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Oh, he can't be caught.
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He's got maglc.
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And we're worthless freaks.
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We can't ever beat him.
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So we've gathered here
to wallow in our self-pity.
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But don't y'all
even want to try?
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Eh, no.
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Why not?
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You're all totally
miserable here.
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Eh, it's a living.
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No, it's not, Zap!
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It's not a living!
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It's dookie diapers!
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I don't want to be a foot!
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Well, get used to it.
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We did.
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Yeah, Finn, maybe there's another
lesson to be learned here --
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to accept what fate has given you
and stay a miserable foot.
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Gork, can we live here in this
pile of trash and rats forever?
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Yeah, man. Do it up.
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Awesome.
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[RATS SQUEAKING]
Here we go.
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Jake,
stop screwing around.
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You're gonna make me
give into depression.
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Eh, what are you
gonna do about it?
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Probably nothing, right?
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If you're depressed,
you'll do nothing.
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L...
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Maybe I will do nothing.
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Maybe I'll just lay down here.
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[GRUNTS]
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[SIGHS]
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Lay down -- unh --
and rot like the rest of you.
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Yeah!
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[CHANTING]
Stay a foot!
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Stay a foot! Stay a foot!
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♪ Is this really my life? ♪
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♪ Is this how my story ends? ♪
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♪ Being in this body seems
like a battle that I cannot win ♪
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♪ Maybe I should lay my
head down slow ♪
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♪ And sleep until
it's all over ♪
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♪ Is this the end ♪
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♪ Of the hero boy named Finn? ♪
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♪ Heck no! ♪
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♪ Darn heck no! ♪
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♪ This isn't how I go ♪
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♪ I'm gonna kill it ♪
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♪ I'm gonna kick life's butt ♪
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♪ And win it ♪
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♪ To win it ♪
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♪ I'm gonna take life's name ♪
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[SPITS]
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♪ And spit on it ♪
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♪ And kick it ♪
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♪ Life can just go eat it ♪
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♪ 'Cause this is a man's game ♪
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Get up, Gork!
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Huh? Why?
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♪ I'm not gonna let you lie here ♪
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♪ And waste away ♪
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♪ You better get up, Gork,
or I'll kick you up ♪
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♪ Today's the day ♪
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Whoa, okay, man.
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Just be cool.
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♪ And I'm not gonna be cool ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm pipin' hot ♪
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Ow!
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♪ Get up, Trudy ♪
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♪ Get up, Kim ♪
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♪ I'm not gonna let you rot ♪
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[RATS SQUEAKING]
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Hey, Finn.
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♪ Jake ♪
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♪ Stop telling me to enjoy ♪
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♪ Being a foot ♪
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♪ And get out of that trash ♪
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[CHUCKLES]
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I can't take you seriously
when you're singing, man.
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♪ Get up ♪
- Aah!
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♪ All of you make me sick ♪
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♪ I'll fix you with my kicks ♪
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♪ Gonna reconstruct
y'all's self-worth ♪
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♪ Brick by emotional brick ♪
283
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Wait, Finn.
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Hey, stop it, man!
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We don't like
touching each other.
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Huh?
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Please, man.
290
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Wait a second.
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Kim, get underneath Trudy.
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No, man. Please.
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I frickin' hate Trudy.
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Kim, I will destroy you!
295
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Okay, okay!
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[CHUCKLES]
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Yeah, do it, Kim.
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[STAMMERS]
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Yes!
300
00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:08,708
Now for me.
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[GRUNTS]
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Look at us!
303
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Whoa!
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We're like a big, normal guy.
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Thank you so much.
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We're perfect together.
307
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Oh, Finn, thank you.
308
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Word!
309
00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,219
Now let's go wreck
up that Magic Man!
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
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Let me get in on this.
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I'll form the pants.
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MAGIC MAN:
Food. Food for a beggar.
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[GASPS]
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Y'all got any food?
316
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We've got a little
orange juice left over from --
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Wait a second.
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That's right.
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It is I, the Magic Man!
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Zap!
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[ALL SHOUT]
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Come on, apple grease!
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What are you gonna do? Ohh!
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We're not afraid!
325
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Are you sure about that?
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You're darn right we are!
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[VOMITS]
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Whoop!
329
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Give us our bodies back!
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[SHOUTS]
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Why should I?
332
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You still act like a hero only so
you can get what you want.
333
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,163
Oh.
334
00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:02,632
You were trying to teach us to
335
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be kind without expecting
anything in return.
336
00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:06,561
I should've given
you that sugar
337
00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:09,039
cube without even thinking
about a reward.
338
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,405
Wrong!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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- Ah, geez!
- Finn!
341
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,970
You've gifted us nothing
but heartache, Magic Man!
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What's the life lesson in that?!
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[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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Yes, my children,
you are so close to the answer.
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Answer this!
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Get his eyes!
347
00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:26,917
Cut him in the eyes!
348
00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:31,191
I wish I'd never been nice to you
'cause you're just a big jerk!
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Oh, yes, that's it!
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You've finally
learned your lesson.
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And now I'm off to spread my
teachings to more sissy do-gooders.
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00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:42,472
You're welcome!
353
00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:44,600
Man, I frickin' hate that guy.
354
00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:47,703
But at least now we can all
go back to our regular lives.
355
00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:48,838
Well, actually...
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We like being like this.
357
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Yeah, we're strong together.
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ALL:
Bye, Finn! Thank you!
359
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Oh, okay. Bye, guys.
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See you later.
361
00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:58,513
Wait, so, what was the
lesson we just learned?
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Maybe it was,
don't give your sugar to jerks.
363
00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:04,393
Speaking of jerks,
what the blubins, man?!
364
00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:07,330
Why wouldn't you help
me turn back into a boy?!
365
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,767
Well, because I kind of
always wanted [MUMBLES]
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00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:11,666
What?
367
00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:15,070
I said, "I kind of always
wanted to be a foot myself."
368
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,234
You could be a
foot right now.
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00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:19,641
I saw you change into
a foot twice yesterday.
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00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,270
It's complicated, man.
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You'll understand
when you're older.
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
377
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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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