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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,222 --> 00:00:03,355 I HAVE A LOT OF LIBERAL FRIENDS. 2 00:00:03,355 --> 00:00:04,155 EVER TRY TO ARGUE WITH LIBERAL PEOPLE? 3 00:00:05,955 --> 00:00:07,522 IF YOU'RE A LIBERAL 4 00:00:07,522 --> 00:00:09,255 I'VE GOT TO GO "FINE"-- 5 00:00:09,255 --> 00:00:10,622 EVERY GENERALIZATION, EVERY STEREOTYPE-- 6 00:00:10,622 --> 00:00:11,922 NOTHING IS TRUE. 7 00:00:11,922 --> 00:00:14,555 OKAY, FILIPINOS DON'T EAT DOGS. 8 00:00:14,555 --> 00:00:16,455 A LOT OF ITALIAN BUSINESSES 9 00:00:16,455 --> 00:00:17,955 ARE VERY LEGITIMATE. 10 00:00:17,955 --> 00:00:19,288 FINE. 11 00:00:19,288 --> 00:00:21,722 NO, I'VE NEVER SEEN AN ITALIAN WOMAN 12 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,388 WITH A MUSTACHE. 13 00:00:23,388 --> 00:00:25,822 A BLACK MAN'S BUTT IS NOT HIGHER UP 14 00:00:25,822 --> 00:00:27,355 THAN A WHITE GUY'S BUTT. 15 00:00:27,355 --> 00:00:28,622 FINE. 16 00:00:28,622 --> 00:00:31,588 BLACK PEOPLE HAVE SELF-CONTROL IN MOVIE THEATERS-- 17 00:00:31,588 --> 00:00:33,322 SOMETIMES THEY SHUT UP. 18 00:00:33,322 --> 00:00:34,688 JAPANESE TOURISTS 19 00:00:34,688 --> 00:00:36,322 NEVER HAVE PHOTO EQUIPMENT-- 20 00:00:36,322 --> 00:00:37,622 ARE ALWAYS WELL ENDOWED. 21 00:00:37,622 --> 00:00:40,422 JEWISH PEOPLE ARE RUSHING TO PICK UP A CHECK. 22 00:00:40,422 --> 00:00:41,622 OKAY, FINE. 23 00:00:41,622 --> 00:00:43,322 CHINESE PEOPLE ARE EXCELLENT DRIVERS. 24 00:00:43,322 --> 00:00:44,455 FINE. 25 00:00:44,455 --> 00:00:46,022 PUERTO RICANS 26 00:00:46,022 --> 00:00:48,155 ARE ALWAYS USING BIRTH CONTROL METHODS. 27 00:00:48,155 --> 00:00:49,455 FINE. 28 00:00:49,455 --> 00:00:51,822 MILLIONS OF MEXICANS ARE AT HOME RIGHT NOW 29 00:00:51,822 --> 00:00:53,488 WITHOUT ONE VELVET PAINTING. 30 00:00:53,488 --> 00:00:54,622 FINE. 31 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:56,722 GOOD NIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 32 00:00:56,722 --> 00:00:58,188 PLEASE STOP IT. 33 00:00:58,188 --> 00:00:59,355 THANK YOU. 34 00:00:59,355 --> 00:01:00,488 STOP IT. 35 00:01:00,488 --> 00:01:02,155 PLEASE, I NEED SOME HELP. 36 00:01:02,155 --> 00:01:04,322 IT'S AMATEUR NIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 37 00:01:04,322 --> 00:01:07,655 THIS IS... UH-OH. THANK YOU. HELLO! 38 00:01:07,655 --> 00:01:10,355 AMATEUR NIGHT MEANS WE BRING ON PEOPLE 39 00:01:10,355 --> 00:01:12,722 WHO ONLY THINK THEY'RE FUNNY. 40 00:01:12,722 --> 00:01:14,422 THESE JERKS, THESE IDIOTS-- 41 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:15,755 THEY'RE FLIPPING BURGERS 42 00:01:15,755 --> 00:01:17,388 AT JACK IN THE BOX. 43 00:01:17,388 --> 00:01:20,922 THEY MAKE LOVE, TURN OVER AND TELL A JOKE. 44 00:01:20,922 --> 00:01:23,088 THESE MORNING DJs-- 45 00:01:23,088 --> 00:01:24,755 ARE THEY THE WORST? 46 00:01:24,755 --> 00:01:25,922 THEY'RE ALL HERE. 47 00:01:25,922 --> 00:01:27,555 WE'LL START THE SHOW 48 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:30,088 WITH THIS... A HIGH SCHOOL KID. 49 00:01:30,088 --> 00:01:31,922 HIS NAME IS MARTY SELTZER. 50 00:01:31,922 --> 00:01:33,122 LET'S BRING HIM OUT HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 51 00:01:33,122 --> 00:01:34,422 THE COMEDY STYLINGS 52 00:01:34,422 --> 00:01:35,788 OF MR. MARTY SELTZER. 53 00:01:38,822 --> 00:01:39,955 MARTY! 54 00:01:39,955 --> 00:01:42,088 LET'S BRING HIM OUT HERE. 55 00:01:42,088 --> 00:01:44,788 MARTY SELTZER-- IS THAT A STAGE NAME? 56 00:01:44,788 --> 00:01:46,422 I HOPE IT'S NOT. 57 00:01:46,422 --> 00:01:48,788 YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE YOU'RE SHORT. 58 00:01:48,788 --> 00:01:50,755 ( audience is silent ) 59 00:01:50,755 --> 00:01:55,788 UH, I'M SORRY I'M LATE TONIGHT, BUT, UH... 60 00:01:55,788 --> 00:01:57,755 ( feedback ) 61 00:01:57,755 --> 00:01:59,588 BUT I... 62 00:01:59,588 --> 00:02:01,822 AS I WAS DRIVING IN-- 63 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,155 I'M REALLY UPSET. 64 00:02:03,155 --> 00:02:04,488 I'M FREAKING OUT. 65 00:02:04,488 --> 00:02:06,155 I HEARD ON THE RADIO-- 66 00:02:06,155 --> 00:02:07,788 ANYBODY HEAR IT? 67 00:02:07,788 --> 00:02:11,788 ONE OF MY HEROES, STEVIE WONDER, WAS ARRESTED FOR MURDER. 68 00:02:11,788 --> 00:02:14,822 APPARENTLY STEVIE GOT HIS EYESIGHT BACK 69 00:02:14,822 --> 00:02:16,455 AND STRANGLED THE GUY... 70 00:02:16,455 --> 00:02:19,122 APPARENTLY STEVIE GOT HIS EYESIGHT BACK 71 00:02:19,122 --> 00:02:22,088 AND KILLED THE GUY WHO'S BEEN DOING HIS HAIR 72 00:02:22,088 --> 00:02:24,822 FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS. 73 00:02:24,822 --> 00:02:28,722 HE STRANGLED HIM WITH HIS BEADS. 74 00:02:31,355 --> 00:02:34,755 MY GIRLFRIEND WENT TO A FAT FARM. 75 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:37,355 WHAT DO THEY GROW? 76 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:42,322 MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE'S ALWAYS DIETING. 77 00:02:42,322 --> 00:02:44,488 SHE'S ON HEADCHEESE DIET. 78 00:02:44,488 --> 00:02:46,422 ANYBODY EVER HEARD OF A HEADCHEESE SANDWITCH? 79 00:02:47,222 --> 00:02:48,322 WHAT IS IT? 80 00:02:51,055 --> 00:02:52,255 WHERE DO THEY GET IT? 81 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:10,288 ♪ WE NEVER THOUGHT OF FINDING ♪ 82 00:03:10,288 --> 00:03:13,022 ♪ THE PLACE WHERE WE BELONG ♪ 83 00:03:13,022 --> 00:03:16,155 ♪ DON'T HAVE TO STAND ALONE ♪ 84 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:18,155 ♪ WE'LL NEVER LET YOU FALL ♪ 85 00:03:18,155 --> 00:03:20,322 ♪ DON'T NEED PERMISSION ♪ 86 00:03:20,322 --> 00:03:23,155 ♪ TO DECIDE WHAT YOU BELIEVE ♪ 87 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:25,488 ♪ WHOO! ♪ 88 00:03:25,488 --> 00:03:27,522 ♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪ 89 00:03:27,522 --> 00:03:29,188 ♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪ 90 00:03:29,188 --> 00:03:30,555 ♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪ 91 00:03:30,555 --> 00:03:33,955 ♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪ 92 00:03:33,955 --> 00:03:35,855 ♪ YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE THERE ♪ 93 00:03:35,855 --> 00:03:39,388 ♪WHEN YOUR BACK IS TO THE WALL ♪ 94 00:03:39,388 --> 00:03:41,922 ♪ YOU'LL FIND YOU NEED US ♪ 95 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:45,488 ♪'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO CALL ♪ 96 00:03:45,488 --> 00:03:46,855 ♪ WHEN IT LOOKS HOPELESS ♪ 97 00:03:46,855 --> 00:03:49,888 ♪ A DECISION'S WHAT YOU NEED ♪ 98 00:03:49,888 --> 00:03:51,888 ♪ YOU BETTER BE READY TO ♪ 99 00:03:51,888 --> 00:03:53,488 ♪ BE READY TO ♪ 100 00:03:53,488 --> 00:03:54,955 ♪ JUMP! ♪ 101 00:03:54,955 --> 00:03:56,822 ♪ 21 JUMP STREET! ♪ 102 00:05:19,888 --> 00:05:21,722 GET OFF ME! 103 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,322 GET OFF! 104 00:05:32,022 --> 00:05:33,688 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 105 00:05:33,688 --> 00:05:36,055 I'M PUTTING YOU THROUGH YOUR MORNING WORKOUT. 106 00:05:36,055 --> 00:05:37,355 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 107 00:05:37,355 --> 00:05:38,688 LINCOLN'S MARK HARDY 108 00:05:38,688 --> 00:05:40,722 EXECUTES A PERFECT TWO POINT REVERSAL 109 00:05:40,722 --> 00:05:43,188 AND THREE MORE FOR THE PIN! 110 00:05:43,188 --> 00:05:44,188 MARK... 111 00:05:44,188 --> 00:05:45,188 COME ON. 112 00:05:45,188 --> 00:05:46,188 HEY. 113 00:05:46,188 --> 00:05:47,688 WE GOT TO TALK. 114 00:05:47,688 --> 00:05:49,788 I DON'T WANT TO TALK. 115 00:05:49,788 --> 00:05:51,122 NO! 116 00:05:51,122 --> 00:05:53,122 HERE IT COMES, RIGHT? 117 00:05:53,122 --> 00:05:55,122 THE OLD ROMEO AND JULIET SPEECH. 118 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,455 YOU'RE A MONTAGUE, AND I'M A CAPULET... 119 00:05:57,455 --> 00:05:59,422 AND THAT'S RIGHT. 120 00:05:59,422 --> 00:06:02,022 WEST SIDE STORY WAS A FLUKE? 121 00:06:02,022 --> 00:06:04,755 WEST SIDE STORY WAS A MOVIE. 122 00:06:06,688 --> 00:06:10,922 YOU GET UP AT 6:00 A.M. JUST SO WE CAN HOLD HANDS. 123 00:06:10,922 --> 00:06:13,288 SO WE JUST HOLD HANDS, HUH? 124 00:06:13,288 --> 00:06:15,488 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 125 00:06:15,488 --> 00:06:16,555 YES, I DO. 126 00:06:16,555 --> 00:06:18,822 YOU'RE AFRAID TO BE WITH ME. 127 00:06:21,822 --> 00:06:25,288 LIKE IT WOULD PLAY AT YOUR MOM'S BRIDGE CLUB. 128 00:06:27,122 --> 00:06:29,355 BESIDES, MY FATHER WOULD HAVE A STROKE. 129 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:31,688 YOUR FATHER LIKES ME. 130 00:06:31,688 --> 00:06:34,622 HE TOLERATES YOU. 131 00:06:34,622 --> 00:06:37,555 THAT CAN'T BE A SURPRISE. 132 00:06:37,555 --> 00:06:41,655 THINK ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING AT SCHOOL. 133 00:06:43,255 --> 00:06:44,588 WHO CARES? 134 00:06:44,588 --> 00:06:46,255 I CARE. 135 00:06:46,255 --> 00:06:47,755 DON'T. 136 00:06:49,555 --> 00:06:52,422 I HATE THE WAY YOU ARE RIGHT NOW. 137 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:57,022 I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 138 00:06:57,022 --> 00:06:58,722 WHAT? 139 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:03,788 I CAN'T. 140 00:07:07,255 --> 00:07:10,488 LOOK, IT'S OVER. 141 00:07:41,822 --> 00:07:44,155 HEY, Y'ALL, A LITTLE HELP. 142 00:07:46,122 --> 00:07:48,755 YOU WANT TO TOSS ME THE BALL? 143 00:07:58,922 --> 00:08:01,955 AH! OOH! ALMOST GOT A WINDOW. 144 00:08:01,955 --> 00:08:04,822 WHAT THE HELL YOU DO THAT FOR, MAN? 145 00:08:04,822 --> 00:08:06,055 AW, HEY, MAN... 146 00:08:06,055 --> 00:08:09,155 ♪ DO-WAH, DO-WAH, DOO... ♪ 147 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,788 WHAT? 148 00:08:10,788 --> 00:08:12,788 ALL I ASKED YOU TO DO 149 00:08:12,788 --> 00:08:14,822 WAS GIVE ME BACK THE BALL. 150 00:08:14,822 --> 00:08:16,455 HEY, MAN, I TRIED 151 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:18,822 BUT I GUESS I'M NOT AS ATHLETICALLY INCLINED 152 00:08:18,822 --> 00:08:20,655 AS YOU PEOPLE IS. 153 00:08:20,655 --> 00:08:22,322 LET HIM GO, TIM. 154 00:08:24,822 --> 00:08:27,122 WHEN YOUR OLD MAN NEEDS A JOB 155 00:08:27,122 --> 00:08:30,422 MY FATHER'S PLANT NEEDS A NEW JANITOR. 156 00:08:31,322 --> 00:08:32,588 PLEASE, LET HIM GO. 157 00:08:32,588 --> 00:08:34,588 LET HIM GO. 158 00:08:35,988 --> 00:08:39,122 WE'LL GET YOU SHINES BUSED BACK OUT OF HERE. 159 00:08:59,988 --> 00:09:02,222 HANSON, LET'S GET TO IT. 160 00:09:02,222 --> 00:09:04,422 AND THEN YOU'RE BACK INSIDE RIGHT AFTER LUNCH PERIOD. 161 00:09:04,422 --> 00:09:06,788 HOFFS? WHERE'S PENDHALL? 162 00:09:06,788 --> 00:09:07,922 NOT IN 'TILL 11. 163 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,588 IT IS 11. 164 00:09:09,588 --> 00:09:13,922 APPARENTLY STEVIE GOT HIS EYESIGHT BACK AND KILLED A GUY WHOS BEEN FIXING HIS HAIR. 165 00:09:17,622 --> 00:09:19,222 ANYBODY EVER HAD A HEADCHEESE SANDWITCH? 166 00:09:19,222 --> 00:09:22,388 I MEAN HEADCHEESE, WHERE DO THEY GET IT? 167 00:09:35,222 --> 00:09:38,222 THERE'S A LOT OF RACIAL TENSION AT LINCOLN HIGH. 168 00:09:38,222 --> 00:09:39,522 I SEE THAT. 169 00:09:39,522 --> 00:09:41,322 TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW. 170 00:09:41,322 --> 00:09:44,422 I'M SORRY, BUT I DIDN'T MAKE THE MARCH ON WASHINGTON. 171 00:09:44,422 --> 00:09:45,422 THAT'S APPARENT. 172 00:09:45,422 --> 00:09:46,855 Hoffs: WHOA! 173 00:09:46,855 --> 00:09:47,988 GO EASY, GUYS. 174 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:50,322 BACK THEN WE COULDN'T JOIN THE FORCE 175 00:09:50,322 --> 00:09:52,522 UNLESS WE OUT-TESTED EVERYBODY ELSE. 176 00:09:55,222 --> 00:09:58,155 WE'D HOPED THIS STUFF HAD ENDED IN 1967 177 00:09:58,155 --> 00:09:59,488 IN NEWARK, DETROIT. 178 00:09:59,488 --> 00:10:02,122 THIS STUFF ABOUT WHOSE COUNTRY IT IS. 179 00:10:02,988 --> 00:10:04,022 IT STINKS. 180 00:10:04,022 --> 00:10:06,522 DOESN'T IT, HARRY? 181 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:09,155 HEY, CAPTAIN, I'M JUST GLAD TO BE HERE. 182 00:10:09,155 --> 00:10:11,588 STEREOS COST A LOT IN TOKYO. 183 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,088 HE UNDERSTANDS YOU, CAPTAIN. 184 00:10:15,088 --> 00:10:16,222 SO DO I. 185 00:10:16,222 --> 00:10:17,488 DO YOU? 186 00:10:18,822 --> 00:10:20,722 WHAT ABOUT HOWARD BEACH LAST YEAR? 187 00:10:20,722 --> 00:10:22,022 YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 188 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,522 RECENT ADMINISTRATIONS OPPOSING AFFIRMATIVE ACTION. 189 00:10:24,522 --> 00:10:25,622 BERNARD GOETZ. 190 00:10:27,922 --> 00:10:30,122 IT'S STARTING ALL OVER AGAIN. 191 00:10:30,122 --> 00:10:32,322 MAYBE IT WAS ONLY A FIGHT. 192 00:10:32,322 --> 00:10:33,455 MAYBE IT WASN'T. 193 00:10:35,255 --> 00:10:38,222 I'M NOT SO SURE BERNARD GOETZ WAS WRONG. 194 00:10:39,288 --> 00:10:41,455 BACK TO THE 1950s, HOFFS? 195 00:10:41,455 --> 00:10:44,055 WHEN BLACK WOMEN WEREN'T GETTING 196 00:10:44,055 --> 00:10:45,455 MY KIND OF JOBS. 197 00:10:46,555 --> 00:10:48,022 HANSON-- 198 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:50,455 MY REPORT SAYS POTENTIAL RACE RIOT. 199 00:10:50,455 --> 00:10:52,355 DOES THAT DESCRIBE WHAT HAPPENED? 200 00:10:52,355 --> 00:10:54,788 CALL IT A FIST FIGHT FOR NOW 201 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,922 BUT DON'T TELL JESSE JACKSON. 202 00:11:00,055 --> 00:11:01,122 YEAH. 203 00:11:01,122 --> 00:11:03,355 THERE ARE SOME PROBLEMS AT LINCOLN. 204 00:11:03,355 --> 00:11:06,688 THERE'S A NEW BLACK PRINCIPAL IN A MOSTLY WHITE SCHOOL. 205 00:11:06,688 --> 00:11:08,722 HE'S A NUT ABOUT THE BUSING. 206 00:11:08,722 --> 00:11:09,955 IT COULD GET WORSE. 207 00:11:09,955 --> 00:11:11,255 COME ON, CAPTAIN. 208 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:13,955 I GREW UP WITH THIS "WHITEY'S GOT YOUR JOB" STUFF. 209 00:11:13,955 --> 00:11:17,888 HOFFS, WHAT DOES YOUR FATHER DO FOR A LIVING? 210 00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:19,488 YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES. 211 00:11:19,488 --> 00:11:22,655 I WANT YOU TO SAY IT OUT LOUD. 212 00:11:25,488 --> 00:11:26,788 HE'S A DENTIST. 213 00:11:26,788 --> 00:11:28,255 A DENTIST. 214 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,855 MINE WAS A BELLBOY. 215 00:11:32,355 --> 00:11:34,555 HANSON, KEEP WORKING LINCOLN HIGH 216 00:11:34,555 --> 00:11:36,755 FROM THE INSIDE. 217 00:11:36,755 --> 00:11:38,055 SORRY, I'M LATE. 218 00:11:38,055 --> 00:11:40,388 I WAS WORKING ON SOME STUFF. 219 00:11:40,388 --> 00:11:45,122 OKAY, SO STEVIE WONDER GETS ARRESTED FOR MURDER... 220 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:55,788 WHOA, TOUGH ROOM. 221 00:11:55,788 --> 00:12:00,422 IN GENERAL, I MUST ADMIT I WAS PLEASANTLY SURPRISED 222 00:12:00,422 --> 00:12:03,788 BY YESTERDAY'S TEST RESULTS. 223 00:12:03,788 --> 00:12:05,888 ALTHOUGH, TOM... 224 00:12:07,022 --> 00:12:08,755 EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NEW HERE 225 00:12:08,755 --> 00:12:10,755 I'LL EXPECT BETTER NEXT TIME. 226 00:12:10,755 --> 00:12:13,122 HYDROGEN PEROXIDE IS WHAT PUNK ROCKERS USE 227 00:12:13,122 --> 00:12:14,655 TO BLEACH THEIR HAIR... 228 00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:16,022 ( class laughs ) 229 00:12:16,022 --> 00:12:18,255 BUT IS ALSO ROCKET FUEL. 230 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,755 NICE JOB. 231 00:12:21,755 --> 00:12:23,388 YOU ONLY MISSED ONE. 232 00:12:25,122 --> 00:12:26,788 I DIDN'T MISS ANY. 233 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:27,755 RUB IT IN. 234 00:12:27,755 --> 00:12:30,188 RUB THIS, MAN: IT ISN'T WRONG. 235 00:12:31,188 --> 00:12:33,122 THIS ANSWER'S CORRECT, MR. HALLER. 236 00:12:33,122 --> 00:12:35,055 YOU DID A GREAT JOB, PATRICK 237 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,655 BUT I'M AFRAID IT'S NOT. 238 00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:37,922 THE HELL IT ISN'T. 239 00:12:37,922 --> 00:12:40,055 Hanson: TAKE IT EASY. IT'S AN "A-". 240 00:12:40,055 --> 00:12:41,455 THIS IS CRAP. 241 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:45,122 MR. RILEY, WE'LL DISCUSS THIS LATER 242 00:12:45,122 --> 00:12:46,155 AND I'LL EXPLAIN... 243 00:12:46,155 --> 00:12:47,555 NOT LATER-- NOW. 244 00:12:47,555 --> 00:12:49,222 HEAT IS ENERGY. 245 00:12:49,222 --> 00:12:50,755 ANY IDIOT KNOWS THAT. 246 00:12:50,755 --> 00:12:52,188 I DIDN'T. 247 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,488 ( class laughs ) 248 00:12:54,488 --> 00:12:56,755 PATRICK, WE'LL TALK AFTER CLASS. 249 00:12:56,755 --> 00:12:57,788 HEAT IS ENERGY. 250 00:12:57,788 --> 00:13:00,488 I WON'T TAKE AN "A-" ON A PERFECT PAPER. 251 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:03,955 HEAT IS ENERGY, BUT ENERGY ISN'T ALWAYS HEAT. 252 00:13:03,955 --> 00:13:06,288 THAT'S CRAP, MAN. 253 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:11,522 PATRICK, I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE THE CLASS. 254 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:15,155 YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK. 255 00:13:21,955 --> 00:13:23,988 ( door slams ) 256 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,122 Mark: NICKY. 257 00:14:08,022 --> 00:14:11,788 ( alarm ringing ) 258 00:14:12,755 --> 00:14:13,755 SINGLE FILE. 259 00:14:13,755 --> 00:14:14,888 NO TALKING. 260 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,188 RECESS. 261 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,955 FORM A LINE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION. 262 00:14:27,255 --> 00:14:30,355 ( everyone talking at once ) 263 00:14:59,055 --> 00:15:01,088 ( students hoot and laugh ) 264 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,955 YOU LOOK GOOD, MAN! 265 00:15:17,455 --> 00:15:18,755 GET HIM! 266 00:15:31,455 --> 00:15:33,055 LET'S TRASH THE SCHOOL. 267 00:15:59,622 --> 00:16:01,955 I THINK WE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE. 268 00:16:01,955 --> 00:16:03,688 NO. 269 00:16:03,688 --> 00:16:06,488 WE'VE GOT A RACE RIOT GOING ON HERE. 270 00:16:06,488 --> 00:16:09,955 WATTS WAS A RACE RIOT, MR. HALLER. 271 00:16:09,955 --> 00:16:12,155 GEORGE, WE NEED HELP. 272 00:16:12,155 --> 00:16:13,822 I'M THE PRINCIPAL HERE, BILL. 273 00:16:13,822 --> 00:16:15,522 GO BACK TO YOUR CLASSROOM. 274 00:16:15,522 --> 00:16:17,988 THIS WILL SETTLE DOWN. 275 00:16:19,055 --> 00:16:21,022 PLEASE. 276 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,022 MR. MESSIAH. 277 00:16:38,222 --> 00:16:40,588 WHAT'S UP WITH THE TEARS, CHAMP? 278 00:16:40,588 --> 00:16:42,322 I HATE THIS, DADDY. 279 00:16:42,322 --> 00:16:44,188 IT JUST TAKES SOME TIME. 280 00:16:44,188 --> 00:16:46,155 THAT'S ALL. 281 00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:47,255 READY FOR SATURDAY? 282 00:16:47,255 --> 00:16:49,722 THIS IS A BIG MEET 283 00:16:49,722 --> 00:16:51,055 FOR BOTH OF YOU. 284 00:16:51,055 --> 00:16:53,988 YOUR DAUGHTER'S MORE READY THAN I AM, SIR. 285 00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,188 SHE BETTER BE. 286 00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:06,055 YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HIM, HAVE YOU? 287 00:17:06,055 --> 00:17:07,355 OH, YEAH, SURE. 288 00:17:07,355 --> 00:17:09,555 YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? 289 00:17:15,822 --> 00:17:17,155 "MARTY SELTZER"? 290 00:17:17,155 --> 00:17:19,255 Penhall: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 291 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,622 IT'S STUPID. 292 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:24,155 YOU THINK JERRY LEWIS IS JUST A FUNNY NAME? 293 00:17:24,155 --> 00:17:25,222 NO. 294 00:17:25,222 --> 00:17:27,622 THE GUY'S A COMICAL GENIUS. 295 00:17:27,622 --> 00:17:29,388 JUST ASK THE FRENCH. 296 00:17:29,388 --> 00:17:32,355 LEWIS IS BIG BOX OFFICE IN PARIS. 297 00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:33,488 YOU KNOW WHY? 298 00:17:33,488 --> 00:17:36,722 'CAUSE HE'S FUNNY. 299 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,688 PASS ME THOSE WIRE CUTTERS. 300 00:17:38,688 --> 00:17:40,288 HE IS? 301 00:17:40,288 --> 00:17:41,388 WATCH IT, PENHALL. 302 00:17:41,388 --> 00:17:43,022 HE'S ONE OF THE GREATS. 303 00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:44,722 YOU GOT HIM, HOPE, SKELTON-- 304 00:17:44,722 --> 00:17:47,422 VERY FUNNY GUYS, THESE GUYS ARE. 305 00:17:47,422 --> 00:17:51,122 ALL OF THEM-- EXCEPT MAYBE HOPE. 306 00:17:51,122 --> 00:17:52,722 ( TV audio tunes in ) 307 00:17:52,722 --> 00:17:55,222 GREAT, CHANNEL 61/2! 308 00:17:55,222 --> 00:17:56,688 YOU THINK IT'S MY MATERIAL? 309 00:17:56,688 --> 00:17:57,655 ABSOLUTELY. 310 00:17:57,655 --> 00:17:59,522 THAT STUFF WITH STEVIE WONDER-- 311 00:17:59,522 --> 00:18:01,422 HIM BEING BLIND AND ALL-- 312 00:18:01,422 --> 00:18:03,388 THAT AIN'T FUNNY. 313 00:18:03,388 --> 00:18:04,588 HEADCHEESE? 314 00:18:04,588 --> 00:18:08,188 PERSONALLY, I HAPPEN TO LIKE HEADCHEESE. 315 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,588 NEVER OFFEND YOUR AUDIENCE. 316 00:18:10,588 --> 00:18:12,355 YOU WANT TO BE FUNNY? 317 00:18:12,355 --> 00:18:13,888 LISTEN TO ME. 318 00:18:13,888 --> 00:18:15,188 I AM FUNNY. 319 00:18:15,188 --> 00:18:16,922 WHEN DO YOU GO ON AGAIN? 320 00:18:16,922 --> 00:18:19,022 AMATEUR NIGHT IS EVERY TUESDAY. 321 00:18:19,022 --> 00:18:21,288 THAT AIN'T A LOT OF TIME. 322 00:18:21,288 --> 00:18:25,055 I WANT TO BE AS FUNNY ON STAGE AS I AM AT WORK. 323 00:18:25,055 --> 00:18:28,822 YOU'RE FUNNY AT WORK 'CAUSE PEOPLE HATE BEING THERE 324 00:18:28,822 --> 00:18:30,188 AND THEY'RE BORED. 325 00:18:31,322 --> 00:18:33,822 WORKING A CLUB, YOU BETTER HAVE A PRODUCT 326 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,422 'CAUSE PEOPLE PAY A COVER. 327 00:18:35,422 --> 00:18:38,288 YOU DON'T MAKE THEM LAUGH, IT'S LIKE STEALING. 328 00:18:38,288 --> 00:18:39,422 STEALING? 329 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,722 GRAND THEFT COMEDY. 330 00:18:41,722 --> 00:18:45,822 ( electrical sparking and explosion ) 331 00:18:49,522 --> 00:18:53,255 Students: I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 332 00:18:53,255 --> 00:18:57,355 AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS 333 00:18:57,355 --> 00:19:00,555 ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE 334 00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:03,788 WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL. 335 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:25,588 NIGGER. 336 00:19:27,555 --> 00:19:29,688 HONKY. 337 00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:34,622 SPIC, MICK, KIKE, WOP 338 00:19:34,622 --> 00:19:38,722 CHINK, SLOPE, GOOK, WETBACK. 339 00:19:43,188 --> 00:19:45,655 THAT SHOULD COVER AT LEAST SOME OF THE THINGS 340 00:19:45,655 --> 00:19:47,555 WE CAN SAY TO EACH OTHER THAT HURT. 341 00:19:47,555 --> 00:19:49,955 NOT ALL OF THEM-- 342 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:52,688 BUT SOME OF THEM. 343 00:19:52,688 --> 00:19:56,422 NOBODY COULD COVER THEM ALL. 344 00:19:56,422 --> 00:20:01,588 NO MATTER ON WHAT SIDE OF THOSE WORDS 345 00:20:01,588 --> 00:20:02,955 YOU HAPPEN TO BE 346 00:20:02,955 --> 00:20:06,988 YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM. 347 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,855 THERE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE MORE. 348 00:20:09,855 --> 00:20:11,188 SO WHAT? 349 00:20:11,188 --> 00:20:14,522 I'M NOT THE KIND OF GUY WHO GETS A TEAR IN HIS EYE 350 00:20:14,522 --> 00:20:17,755 EVERY TIME HE HEARS THE "I HAVE A DREAM" SPEECH. 351 00:20:17,755 --> 00:20:19,488 YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE ME. 352 00:20:19,488 --> 00:20:21,222 I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE YOU. 353 00:20:26,455 --> 00:20:30,855 BUT NOBODY HAS DONE ANYTHING BAD ENOUGH HERE AT LINCOLN HIGH 354 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,322 TO MAKE ANYBODY HATE EACH OTHER. 355 00:20:35,222 --> 00:20:38,255 AT LEAST, NOT YET. 356 00:20:40,722 --> 00:20:42,922 "H" 357 00:20:42,922 --> 00:20:44,988 "A" 358 00:20:44,988 --> 00:20:46,922 "T" 359 00:20:46,922 --> 00:20:49,522 "E." 360 00:20:49,522 --> 00:20:52,288 SIMPLE WORD-- FOUR LETTERS. 361 00:20:52,288 --> 00:20:55,122 "HURT" HAS FOUR LETTERS, TOO. 362 00:20:55,122 --> 00:20:57,222 AND SO DOES "LOVE." 363 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:03,155 I'M NOT NAIVE ENOUGH TO ASK YOU TO LOVE EACH OTHER 364 00:21:03,155 --> 00:21:04,455 BUT I CAN ASK YOU 365 00:21:04,455 --> 00:21:06,288 TO LIVE WITH EACH OTHER. 366 00:21:09,988 --> 00:21:11,088 I'M NEW HERE. 367 00:21:11,088 --> 00:21:13,288 WHEN I CAME TO YOUR SCHOOL 368 00:21:13,288 --> 00:21:17,388 I BROUGHT A LOT OF BLACK BOYS AND GIRLS WITH ME 369 00:21:17,388 --> 00:21:19,388 NOT TO STIR UP TROUBLE 370 00:21:19,388 --> 00:21:21,388 OR ACT LIKE A BLEEDING HEART 371 00:21:21,388 --> 00:21:23,088 THAT WOULD TURN THE WORLD 372 00:21:23,088 --> 00:21:25,155 INTO A WONDERFUL, LOVING RAINBOW. 373 00:21:27,755 --> 00:21:32,055 I DID IT BECAUSE I'M A MAN WHO BELIEVES IN FOLLOWING RULES 374 00:21:32,055 --> 00:21:33,588 AND MY RULES TELL ME 375 00:21:33,588 --> 00:21:38,055 I HAVE TO BUS IN A BLACK STUDENT POPULATION OF 22 PERCENT. 376 00:21:39,988 --> 00:21:44,022 ANYBODY HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT, I'D BE GLAD TO TALK TO THEM. 377 00:21:44,022 --> 00:21:46,855 ANYBODY'S PARENTS HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT-- 378 00:21:46,855 --> 00:21:47,988 CAN GO TO HELL. 379 00:21:59,822 --> 00:22:01,988 NOW, ON SATURDAY... 380 00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:05,188 LINCOLN HIGH HAS THE HONOR 381 00:22:05,188 --> 00:22:07,622 OF HOSTING THE STATE FINALS IN TRACK. 382 00:22:08,755 --> 00:22:11,522 I'M ASKING ALL OF US TO LOOK 383 00:22:11,522 --> 00:22:14,188 INSIDE OURSELVES AND FIND THE ONE THING 384 00:22:14,188 --> 00:22:15,688 WE ALL SHARE. 385 00:22:15,688 --> 00:22:18,288 I GUESS IT'S CALLED PRIDE. 386 00:22:18,288 --> 00:22:22,122 LET THAT PRIDE HELP US ACT IN A WAY 387 00:22:22,122 --> 00:22:24,422 WE CAN ALL BE PROUD OF. 388 00:22:27,088 --> 00:22:30,988 LET IT HELP US MAKE A LITTLE BIGGER FOOTPRINT 389 00:22:30,988 --> 00:22:32,655 IN THE SAND-- 390 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,755 MAKE IT A LITTLE EASIER 391 00:22:34,755 --> 00:22:37,988 FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO FOLLOW US. 392 00:22:41,522 --> 00:22:43,022 Announcer: Get set. 393 00:22:43,022 --> 00:22:46,422 Setrano off to a fast start for Central High. 394 00:22:46,422 --> 00:22:49,822 He brings a string of six consecutive victories 395 00:22:49,822 --> 00:22:51,855 to this afternoon's meet. 396 00:22:53,688 --> 00:22:56,855 Sheldon, for Lincoln High, in the number eight lane 397 00:22:56,855 --> 00:22:58,422 coming up to challenge 398 00:22:58,422 --> 00:23:00,788 but Setrano clears the last hurdle. 399 00:23:00,788 --> 00:23:02,255 HI, ANYBODY SITTING HERE? 400 00:23:03,955 --> 00:23:06,455 YOU'RE THAT NEW KID, AREN'T YOU? 401 00:23:06,455 --> 00:23:07,755 YEAH. 402 00:23:07,755 --> 00:23:10,955 SOMEBODY SAID YOU WERE KIND OF CUTE. 403 00:23:10,955 --> 00:23:12,555 IT'S A RUMOR. 404 00:23:12,555 --> 00:23:14,555 Setrano holds on for the victory. 405 00:23:14,555 --> 00:23:16,288 Sheldon, second 406 00:23:16,288 --> 00:23:18,322 and Roth, third, for Lincoln. 407 00:23:18,322 --> 00:23:22,455 All competitors for the men's 400 meter final 408 00:23:22,455 --> 00:23:26,322 please report to the starting line. 409 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:30,455 ( coughing and gagging ) 410 00:23:32,655 --> 00:23:35,455 I'M SORRY, DADDY, I'M SICK. 411 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:39,455 I USED TO GET SICK BEFORE A MEET, TOO. 412 00:23:39,455 --> 00:23:42,755 IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF SICK. 413 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,555 DON'T LET THEM BEAT YOU DOWN. 414 00:23:45,555 --> 00:23:47,788 YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL A WINNER IN THE GATE. 415 00:23:47,788 --> 00:23:49,555 YOU'RE A WINNER. 416 00:23:49,555 --> 00:23:53,622 DADDY, I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU. 417 00:23:53,622 --> 00:23:55,255 ANY TIME, BABY. 418 00:23:57,622 --> 00:24:00,055 WIN THAT RACE OUT THERE TODAY. 419 00:24:00,055 --> 00:24:02,522 WIN IT IN THEIR OWN BACK YARD! 420 00:24:02,522 --> 00:24:06,288 WIN IT FOR ALL THE CRAP WE HAD TO WADE THROUGH TO GET HERE. 421 00:24:09,988 --> 00:24:12,722 GOOD LUCK OUT THERE TODAY, MARK. 422 00:24:12,722 --> 00:24:14,388 NICOLETTE. 423 00:24:14,388 --> 00:24:16,555 Lincoln High is proud to host 424 00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:20,422 this year's track and field state finals 425 00:24:20,422 --> 00:24:24,288 and we thank you for your support. 426 00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:27,122 I THOUGHT IF OUR PARENTS TALKED LIKE THAT 427 00:24:27,122 --> 00:24:28,922 WE SHOULD TELL THEM 428 00:24:28,922 --> 00:24:31,155 TO GO TO HELL. 429 00:24:33,688 --> 00:24:36,655 This is the final call for the men's 400 meter. 430 00:24:36,655 --> 00:24:40,422 All competitors report to the starting line at this time. 431 00:24:46,155 --> 00:24:48,722 Next up, the final heat of the 400 meters 432 00:24:48,722 --> 00:24:51,222 featuring Lincoln High's own Mark Hardy 433 00:24:51,222 --> 00:24:52,655 holder of the state record. 434 00:24:52,655 --> 00:24:54,222 WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN? 435 00:24:54,222 --> 00:24:55,455 ARE YOU KIDDING? MARK! 436 00:24:55,455 --> 00:24:56,722 Tammy: HE'S A FOX. 437 00:24:56,722 --> 00:24:58,422 Hanson: I WANT PATRICK RILEY. 438 00:24:58,422 --> 00:25:00,288 HE'S MY CHEMISTRY LAB PARTNER. 439 00:25:00,288 --> 00:25:03,322 I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM TO WIN. 440 00:25:03,322 --> 00:25:05,688 THE LAST AMERICAN LIBERAL. 441 00:25:05,688 --> 00:25:08,188 YOU SHOULD TALK TO MY DAD. 442 00:25:08,188 --> 00:25:09,688 Hanson: NO, THANKS. 443 00:25:11,088 --> 00:25:13,522 READY? 444 00:25:13,522 --> 00:25:15,455 GOOD LUCK, BUD. 445 00:25:17,222 --> 00:25:19,222 ARE YOU OKAY? 446 00:25:19,222 --> 00:25:21,855 IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME 447 00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:22,822 LET'S SETTLE IT. 448 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:24,822 YOU'RE MY RABBIT IN THIS RACE. 449 00:25:24,822 --> 00:25:26,855 I'M NOT ANYBODY'S RABBIT! 450 00:25:26,855 --> 00:25:29,122 THAT'S HOW WE GOT TO THE FINALS. 451 00:25:29,122 --> 00:25:32,222 THAT'S HOW YOU GOT TO THE FINALS. 452 00:25:32,222 --> 00:25:34,855 I JUST CARRIED YOUR CANDLE. 453 00:25:34,855 --> 00:25:36,688 YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN WITHOUT THAT? 454 00:25:36,688 --> 00:25:38,555 I KNOW I CAN. 455 00:25:38,555 --> 00:25:40,422 I KNOW I CAN, TOO. 456 00:25:40,422 --> 00:25:41,888 AND IF I DO 457 00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:45,088 YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM NICKY MESSIAH. 458 00:25:46,088 --> 00:25:48,455 ARE YOU GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE THAT BET? 459 00:25:48,455 --> 00:25:52,355 Runners, on your marks. 460 00:26:02,755 --> 00:26:05,755 Get set. 461 00:26:19,422 --> 00:26:22,522 Mark Hardy has snatched an early lead. 462 00:26:34,955 --> 00:26:37,222 And now Patrick Riley makes his move 463 00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:39,922 passing Mark Hardy out on the last turn. 464 00:26:54,688 --> 00:26:59,388 These two are racing neck and neck. 465 00:27:00,755 --> 00:27:03,588 We could be looking at a new record 466 00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:06,888 as both runners head for the finish line. 467 00:27:16,455 --> 00:27:18,455 Riley stumbles 468 00:27:18,455 --> 00:27:20,655 as his teammate, Mark Hardy 469 00:27:20,655 --> 00:27:24,522 takes the men's 400 meter in a record time 470 00:27:24,522 --> 00:27:27,655 of 45.50 seconds. 471 00:27:29,722 --> 00:27:34,022 And it looks as though Patrick Riley may have... 472 00:27:34,022 --> 00:27:35,388 LEAVE ME ALONE! 473 00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:37,355 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! 474 00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:38,588 YOU OKAY, MAN? 475 00:27:38,588 --> 00:27:40,755 YOU'RE A REAL CLASS ACT. 476 00:27:40,755 --> 00:27:43,088 WHO DID YOU GET TO DO THIS? 477 00:27:43,088 --> 00:27:44,155 WHO? 478 00:27:44,155 --> 00:27:46,622 WHO DID YOU GET TO DO THIS? 479 00:27:47,655 --> 00:27:50,688 Next up, the women's 5,000 meter cross-country 480 00:27:50,688 --> 00:27:51,988 and favorite-- 481 00:27:51,988 --> 00:27:54,288 Lincoln High's own Nicolette Messiah. 482 00:28:41,322 --> 00:28:42,988 ( horn honking ) 483 00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:45,155 ( loud thud ) 484 00:28:45,155 --> 00:28:47,255 ( siren wailing ) 485 00:29:29,155 --> 00:29:30,488 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 486 00:29:30,488 --> 00:29:32,488 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I THINK. 487 00:29:32,488 --> 00:29:34,488 WORD'S OUT THAT SOME WHITE TEACHER 488 00:29:34,488 --> 00:29:36,322 RAN NICKY DOWN ON PURPOSE. 489 00:29:36,322 --> 00:29:37,755 IS THAT A POSSIBILITY? 490 00:29:37,755 --> 00:29:38,888 I HOPE NOT. 491 00:29:38,888 --> 00:29:41,722 I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT IF THEY DID. 492 00:29:41,722 --> 00:29:42,755 I CAN. 493 00:29:42,755 --> 00:29:43,788 IT COULD HAVE BEEN 494 00:29:43,788 --> 00:29:44,922 A SUICIDE ATTEMPT. 495 00:29:46,055 --> 00:29:47,188 YEAH, RIGHT. SORRY. 496 00:29:47,188 --> 00:29:49,822 HEARING THINGS LIKE "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT" 497 00:29:49,822 --> 00:29:51,488 MAKES ME A LITTLE NUTS. 498 00:29:51,488 --> 00:29:52,888 I'M NOT BUYING SUICIDE. 499 00:29:52,888 --> 00:29:54,122 NICKY'S BEAUTIFUL-- 500 00:29:54,122 --> 00:29:56,088 HAD EVERYTHING GOING FOR HER. 501 00:29:56,088 --> 00:29:58,388 WHY WOULD SHE TRY AND KILL HERSELF? 502 00:29:58,388 --> 00:30:01,488 BECAUSE MAYBE THE RAINBOW WASN'T ENOUGH. 503 00:30:02,722 --> 00:30:05,888 THAT WAS MY WIFE'S FAVORITE PLAY. 504 00:30:05,888 --> 00:30:07,522 MINE, TOO. 505 00:30:09,755 --> 00:30:12,155 WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW? 506 00:30:12,155 --> 00:30:13,355 WHO KNOWS? 507 00:30:13,355 --> 00:30:15,788 THERE COULD BE SOME KIND OF RETALIATION. 508 00:30:15,788 --> 00:30:19,222 ALL RIGHT, YOU STAY CLOSE TO HER. 509 00:30:19,222 --> 00:30:22,655 OKEY-DOKE. 510 00:30:32,488 --> 00:30:35,322 BEING BLACK'S BEEN VERY DIFFERENT FOR YOU. 511 00:30:35,322 --> 00:30:37,155 I KNOW. 512 00:30:37,155 --> 00:30:41,855 IT'S HARD FOR ME TO SAY I'M SORRY ABOUT HOW I FEEL 513 00:30:41,855 --> 00:30:43,022 BUT I'M TRYING. 514 00:30:43,022 --> 00:30:45,022 I KNOW THAT, TOO. 515 00:30:45,022 --> 00:30:46,688 I'M CONFUSED. 516 00:30:46,688 --> 00:30:48,055 STILL? 517 00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:49,222 YEAH, STILL. 518 00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:51,222 LISTEN, I GOT TO ASK YOU THIS. 519 00:30:51,222 --> 00:30:52,888 AM I FUNNY? 520 00:30:52,888 --> 00:30:54,222 NO. 521 00:30:54,222 --> 00:30:55,388 EXCUSE ME. 522 00:30:55,388 --> 00:30:56,555 IS THAT TRUE? 523 00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:57,555 SOMETIMES. 524 00:30:57,555 --> 00:30:59,055 ARE YOU COMING TUESDAY? 525 00:30:59,055 --> 00:31:00,288 I DON'T KNOW. 526 00:31:00,288 --> 00:31:02,388 HOFFS, GOT A MINUTE? 527 00:31:11,288 --> 00:31:14,188 ONLY NEXT OF KIN ARE ALLOWED TO SEE MISS MESSIAH. 528 00:31:14,188 --> 00:31:17,022 I TOLD YOU THAT I AM NEXT OF KIN. 529 00:31:17,022 --> 00:31:19,622 I MEAN, I'M HER BOYFRIEND. 530 00:31:19,622 --> 00:31:21,755 Messiah: MARK. 531 00:31:25,188 --> 00:31:26,855 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 532 00:31:26,855 --> 00:31:28,822 I WANT TO SEE HER. 533 00:31:28,822 --> 00:31:31,655 I THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH ALREADY. 534 00:31:31,655 --> 00:31:35,855 NURSE, NO ONE SEES MY DAUGHTER. 535 00:31:38,488 --> 00:31:41,288 MR. MESSIAH, IS SHE GOING TO BE OKAY? 536 00:31:41,288 --> 00:31:44,088 IS SHE? 537 00:31:47,455 --> 00:31:50,088 IS SHE GOING TO BE OKAY? 538 00:31:50,088 --> 00:31:52,122 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HOME? 539 00:32:02,255 --> 00:32:04,355 WHO'S THAT? 540 00:32:04,355 --> 00:32:05,522 THAT'S MARK HARDY. 541 00:32:05,522 --> 00:32:08,022 THE GUY'S, LIKE, PERFECT IN SCHOOL. 542 00:32:08,022 --> 00:32:09,322 WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 543 00:32:09,322 --> 00:32:11,922 MAYBE HE'S A FRIEND OF NICKY'S. 544 00:32:18,222 --> 00:32:19,955 HEY, HARDY! 545 00:32:21,088 --> 00:32:24,455 ( gunshots ) 546 00:32:29,988 --> 00:32:32,522 STOP! FREEZE, POLICE! 547 00:32:34,522 --> 00:32:35,888 STAY WITH HIM. 548 00:33:37,988 --> 00:33:41,322 ALL RIGHT, JUST BE COOL AND NOBODY GETS HURT. 549 00:33:41,322 --> 00:33:44,355 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, MAN? 550 00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:45,955 PATRICK. 551 00:33:49,355 --> 00:33:50,822 COME OUT, PATRICK. 552 00:33:50,822 --> 00:33:53,622 EASY, DROP THE GUN. 553 00:33:55,488 --> 00:33:57,522 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, MAN? 554 00:33:57,522 --> 00:33:58,488 I'M HERE. 555 00:33:58,488 --> 00:33:59,855 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 556 00:33:59,855 --> 00:34:02,555 IT MAKES A HELL OF A DIFFERENCE, MAN. 557 00:34:02,555 --> 00:34:05,655 YOU GONNA BUST THIS RENEGADE NIGGA? 558 00:34:05,655 --> 00:34:07,322 I'M A COP WORKING UNDERCOVER. 559 00:34:07,322 --> 00:34:09,622 YEAH? YOU'RE DOING A HELL OF A JOB. 560 00:34:10,988 --> 00:34:12,788 LOOK MAN, I LIKE YOU. 561 00:34:12,788 --> 00:34:14,722 JUST STAY OUT OF THIS. 562 00:34:14,722 --> 00:34:17,422 I CAN'T. 563 00:34:23,455 --> 00:34:25,622 COME ON, DROP THE GUN, PATRICK. 564 00:34:29,188 --> 00:34:30,722 WHY SHOULD I? 565 00:34:31,655 --> 00:34:34,388 BECAUSE THIS IS WRONG. 566 00:34:34,388 --> 00:34:35,622 WRONG? 567 00:34:35,622 --> 00:34:36,955 THIS IS WRONG? 568 00:34:36,955 --> 00:34:38,288 COME ON, MAN. 569 00:34:38,288 --> 00:34:40,022 NICKY'S IN THE HOSPITAL. 570 00:34:40,022 --> 00:34:42,822 SO YOU KILL SOMEONE ELSE? 571 00:34:42,822 --> 00:34:44,722 HE'S DEAD? 572 00:34:48,022 --> 00:34:50,488 DROP THE GUN, PATRICK. 573 00:34:54,888 --> 00:34:57,388 ( gun hits floor ) 574 00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:08,588 DADDY. 575 00:35:08,588 --> 00:35:10,688 HI, BABY. 576 00:35:14,355 --> 00:35:16,722 I WANTED TO DIE. 577 00:35:18,522 --> 00:35:20,555 BUT YOU DIDN'T. 578 00:35:22,988 --> 00:35:24,988 I'M SORRY. 579 00:35:26,688 --> 00:35:28,755 DON'T BE SORRY. 580 00:35:28,755 --> 00:35:32,255 IS MY BABY OKAY? 581 00:35:33,522 --> 00:35:35,355 YES. 582 00:35:35,355 --> 00:35:37,055 YES. 583 00:35:37,055 --> 00:35:40,222 DO YOU KNOW WHOSE IT IS? 584 00:35:42,855 --> 00:35:44,822 MARK. 585 00:35:46,888 --> 00:35:48,922 I LOVE HIM, DADDY. 586 00:35:54,055 --> 00:35:56,755 DON'T HATE ME, DADDY. 587 00:36:00,888 --> 00:36:02,988 Boyd: WE GOING TO LET THESE SHINES GET AWAY WITH THIS? 588 00:36:02,988 --> 00:36:04,655 Crowd: NO! 589 00:36:04,655 --> 00:36:07,722 Boy: ARE WE GOING TO LET PATRICK RILEY AND HIS BROTHERS 590 00:36:07,722 --> 00:36:09,355 BLOW A HOLE IN MARK HARDY? 591 00:36:09,355 --> 00:36:12,022 COME ON NOW, HE'S ONE OF OUR BEST. 592 00:36:12,022 --> 00:36:13,388 Crowd: NO! 593 00:36:13,388 --> 00:36:17,055 NOW THEY SAY WE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO OUR OWN SCHOOL. 594 00:36:17,055 --> 00:36:19,588 WE NEED A DAY OFF TO COOL DOWN. 595 00:36:19,588 --> 00:36:21,222 I DON'T WANT TO COOL DOWN! 596 00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:24,555 I'M NOT GOING TO LET THEM TRY AND RUN US OFF 597 00:36:24,555 --> 00:36:26,188 FROM WHERE OUR PARENTS WORKED TO GET US TO. 598 00:36:26,188 --> 00:36:28,855 MY OLD MAN MOVED OUT OF THAT CESS POOL 599 00:36:28,855 --> 00:36:31,055 SO HE COULD RAISE HIS FAMILY RIGHT. 600 00:36:31,055 --> 00:36:33,022 NOW THEY'RE MOVING BACK IN AGAIN. 601 00:36:33,022 --> 00:36:35,455 WHO SAYS YOU WAS RAISED RIGHT, BOYD? 602 00:36:35,455 --> 00:36:37,555 YOU LOVE THEM SO MUCH, WALTER 603 00:36:37,555 --> 00:36:40,222 WHY DON'T YOU GO LIVE WITH THEM, HUH? 604 00:36:40,222 --> 00:36:43,188 WHY DON'T YOU LET THEM TAKE YOUR DAD'S JOB. 605 00:36:43,188 --> 00:36:45,755 SINCE WHEN YOUR DADDY HAVE A JOB TO TAKE? 606 00:36:45,755 --> 00:36:47,722 ( students tittering ) 607 00:36:50,088 --> 00:36:52,055 SINCE TODAY. 608 00:36:52,055 --> 00:36:55,688 THE DAY I START GETTING ONE BACK FOR HIM. 609 00:36:55,688 --> 00:36:57,222 Crowd: YEAH! 610 00:36:57,222 --> 00:37:01,088 Boyd: TODAY IS THE DAY WE TAKE BACK WHAT'S OURS. 611 00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:03,122 Crowd: YEAH! 612 00:37:03,122 --> 00:37:05,922 ( students shouting ) 613 00:37:05,922 --> 00:37:08,622 YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA? 614 00:37:08,622 --> 00:37:09,922 I DOUBT IT. 615 00:37:09,922 --> 00:37:12,622 BUT WE STILL GOT A JOB TO DO. 616 00:37:12,622 --> 00:37:13,755 LET'S GET INSIDE. 617 00:37:13,755 --> 00:37:16,122 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST RADIO IN TO FULLER. 618 00:37:16,122 --> 00:37:17,455 AND MAKE HIM RIGHT? 619 00:37:17,455 --> 00:37:18,622 NO. 620 00:37:18,622 --> 00:37:19,955 OKAY, OKAY, I'M HERE. 621 00:37:19,955 --> 00:37:21,588 I'M JUST A LITTLE WORRIED. 622 00:37:21,588 --> 00:37:23,288 DON'T BE. YOU'RE WITH ME. 623 00:37:23,288 --> 00:37:25,388 OH, I FORGOT-- THE FONZ. 624 00:37:38,488 --> 00:37:40,255 NIGGER LOVER! 625 00:38:05,722 --> 00:38:09,455 Tim: OKAY, SO NICKY'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. 626 00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:12,855 BUT HOW DO WE KNOW THEY DIDN'T DO IT TO HER? 627 00:38:12,855 --> 00:38:14,288 WE DON'T. 628 00:38:14,288 --> 00:38:16,655 BUT THEY KNOW THAT PATRICK RILEY SHOT MARK. 629 00:38:16,655 --> 00:38:17,988 BUT WHO STARTED IT? 630 00:38:17,988 --> 00:38:21,822 YOU COME IN HERE AFTER THE FACT AND UNDER A BADGE. 631 00:38:21,822 --> 00:38:23,255 ( crowd murmuring ) 632 00:38:23,255 --> 00:38:25,588 MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T BELIEVE YOU EITHER. 633 00:38:25,588 --> 00:38:28,788 MAYBE NOT. 634 00:38:29,788 --> 00:38:30,922 HOW IS HARDY? 635 00:38:30,922 --> 00:38:32,122 WHO CARES, MAN? 636 00:38:32,122 --> 00:38:33,788 HEY, MAN, I DO. 637 00:38:35,355 --> 00:38:37,588 I MEAN, HE'S MY QUARTERBACK. 638 00:38:37,588 --> 00:38:40,555 HE WON'T BE THROWING PASSES FOR A WHILE, BUT HE'S OKAY. 639 00:38:40,555 --> 00:38:41,722 SO WHAT YOU SAYING? 640 00:38:41,722 --> 00:38:43,588 WE SHOULD SIT BACK AND TAKE IT? 641 00:38:43,588 --> 00:38:46,922 WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT SOMEBODY SHOULD TRY 642 00:38:46,922 --> 00:38:48,255 TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT. 643 00:38:48,255 --> 00:38:50,822 YOU CAN AFFORD TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT. 644 00:38:50,822 --> 00:38:51,822 YOU'RE WHITE. 645 00:38:51,822 --> 00:38:53,322 THAT'S RIGHT. 646 00:38:53,322 --> 00:38:55,188 ME, I GOT TO PROTECT MYSELF. 647 00:38:55,188 --> 00:38:57,722 I'M GOING TO DO WHAT I GOT TO DO. 648 00:38:57,722 --> 00:38:58,922 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 649 00:39:02,055 --> 00:39:05,155 NICKY'S PREGNANT, ISN'T SHE? 650 00:39:09,788 --> 00:39:11,422 WHO ARE YOU? 651 00:39:11,422 --> 00:39:12,755 WE'RE COPS. 652 00:39:12,755 --> 00:39:14,055 TERRIFIC. 653 00:39:14,055 --> 00:39:16,755 COME ON, THIS IS GETTING A LITTLE RIDIC... 654 00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:17,955 LOOK, MARK 655 00:39:17,955 --> 00:39:20,022 IT'S YOUR BABY, ISN'T IT? 656 00:39:22,922 --> 00:39:24,522 YES. 657 00:39:27,788 --> 00:39:30,922 I DIDN'T WANT HER TO HAVE AN ABORTION. 658 00:39:32,222 --> 00:39:34,522 IS THAT WHY NICKY TRIED TO KILL HERSELF? 659 00:39:34,522 --> 00:39:37,588 THERE'S A LOT MORE TO IT THAN THAT. 660 00:39:37,588 --> 00:39:38,922 IT'S EVERYTHING-- 661 00:39:38,922 --> 00:39:43,788 THE BABY, HER FATHER, KIDS AT SCHOOL. 662 00:39:45,255 --> 00:39:50,055 WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A RACIALLY MOTIVATED ATTEMPTED MURDER. 663 00:39:51,855 --> 00:39:54,655 AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING? 664 00:39:56,755 --> 00:39:58,655 WHY? 665 00:39:58,655 --> 00:40:01,155 YOU GOT TO HELP US. 666 00:40:03,422 --> 00:40:07,622 ( siren wailing ) 667 00:40:09,422 --> 00:40:10,555 YEAH! 668 00:40:10,555 --> 00:40:12,322 LET'S GO! 669 00:40:15,588 --> 00:40:18,322 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS! 670 00:40:18,322 --> 00:40:20,355 Crowd: YEAH! 671 00:40:20,355 --> 00:40:22,288 ARE WE GOING TO SIT AROUND 672 00:40:22,288 --> 00:40:25,055 AND BE KNOCKED OUT OF OUR OWN SCHOOL? 673 00:40:25,055 --> 00:40:26,988 Crowd: NO! 674 00:40:35,355 --> 00:40:38,755 ( students shouting ) 675 00:40:51,988 --> 00:40:53,288 THERE THEY ARE! 676 00:40:53,288 --> 00:40:54,822 LET'S GET THEM! 677 00:41:13,755 --> 00:41:15,188 Man: BACK UP. 678 00:41:15,188 --> 00:41:16,322 BACK UP. 679 00:41:16,322 --> 00:41:17,588 BACK UP. 680 00:41:17,588 --> 00:41:19,788 ( horn honking and siren wailing ) 681 00:42:17,288 --> 00:42:20,355 NO ONE TRIED TO KILL ME. 682 00:42:21,655 --> 00:42:24,822 LOOK, YOU AIN'T GOT TO COVER UP FOR NOBODY. 683 00:42:24,822 --> 00:42:26,788 NOT AFTER WHAT THEY DID TO YOU. 684 00:42:26,788 --> 00:42:29,622 I'M NOT. 685 00:42:29,622 --> 00:42:31,788 I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF. 686 00:42:36,222 --> 00:42:40,688 I TRIED TO DO THAT BECAUSE I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY. 687 00:42:47,655 --> 00:42:49,888 IT'S OUR BABY. 688 00:42:49,888 --> 00:42:53,622 ( crowd murmuring ) 689 00:42:53,622 --> 00:42:56,922 AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE IT TOGETHER 690 00:42:56,922 --> 00:43:00,422 WHETHER YOU PEOPLE LIKE IT OR NOT. 691 00:43:05,155 --> 00:43:08,888 SO IF YOU WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER 692 00:43:08,888 --> 00:43:11,388 FIND A BETTER REASON. 693 00:43:31,350 --> 00:43:34,550 ( rapping: ) ♪ 'CAUSE I'M A STAND-UP COMIC ♪ 694 00:43:34,550 --> 00:43:36,584 ♪ WELL, THAT'S MY LINE ♪ 695 00:43:36,584 --> 00:43:39,417 ♪ AND I'D LIKE TO KNOW YOUR ZODIAC ♪ 696 00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:40,950 ♪ Z-Z-Z-ZODIAC ♪ 697 00:43:40,950 --> 00:43:43,484 ♪ Z-Z-Z... Z-Z-Z-ZODIAC SIGN ♪ 698 00:43:43,484 --> 00:43:46,184 WOULD SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT I'M DOING HERE? 699 00:43:46,184 --> 00:43:49,250 RELAX, CAPTAIN, PENHALL'S STRUGGLING WITH A CAREER CHANGE. 700 00:43:51,384 --> 00:43:53,917 AT TEN DOLLARS A COVER, I HOPE HE MAKES IT. 701 00:43:53,917 --> 00:43:58,450 ♪ AND THEN THEY TALK ABOUT A SOCK MISSING FROM A DRYER ♪ 702 00:43:58,450 --> 00:43:59,584 HEY. 703 00:43:59,584 --> 00:44:01,684 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING ON. 704 00:44:01,684 --> 00:44:02,950 NO WAY. 705 00:44:02,950 --> 00:44:05,284 ♪ 'CAUSE WHEN I HIT THE STAGE ♪ 706 00:44:05,284 --> 00:44:07,417 ♪ WELL, I'M DOING MY THING ♪ 707 00:44:07,417 --> 00:44:12,217 ♪ I'M MORE LIKE L.L. COOL J THAN I AM LIKE ALAN KING. ♪ 708 00:44:18,417 --> 00:44:20,484 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS NEXT GUY, HE'S A JANITOR. 709 00:44:20,484 --> 00:44:22,984 SOMEBODY'S GOT TO CLEAN UP THIS PLACE. 710 00:44:22,984 --> 00:44:24,650 I KID OUT OF LOVE. 711 00:44:24,650 --> 00:44:27,317 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S WELCOME TO OUR STAGE 712 00:44:27,317 --> 00:44:30,384 THE COMEDY STYLINGS OF SAL BANDUCCI. 713 00:44:30,384 --> 00:44:31,984 SAL. 714 00:44:35,017 --> 00:44:37,017 SAL, HERE YOU GO. 715 00:44:37,017 --> 00:44:38,317 GOOD LUCK. 716 00:44:40,384 --> 00:44:41,817 SAL BANDUCCI? 717 00:44:41,817 --> 00:44:43,550 IS THAT ANOTHER STAGE NAME? 718 00:44:43,550 --> 00:44:44,850 HEY, NO WAY, BUB. 719 00:44:44,850 --> 00:44:47,684 I DIDN'T CHANGE MINE 'CAUSE ONCE I KNEW YOU 720 00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:48,984 MY PARENTS CHANGED THEIRS. 721 00:44:48,984 --> 00:44:51,117 M.C.: ALL RIGHT, YEAH! 722 00:44:53,750 --> 00:44:56,184 SORRY I'M LATE, BUT DRIVING IN TONIGHT 723 00:44:56,184 --> 00:44:58,684 I HEARD SOMETHING THAT JUST FREAKED ME OUT-- 724 00:44:58,684 --> 00:45:02,017 STEVIE WONDER WAS ARRESTED FOR MURDER. 725 00:45:02,017 --> 00:45:04,117 ( wild cheering and applause) 726 00:45:08,150 --> 00:45:11,617 Martin Luther King Jr.: I STILL HAVE A DREAM. 727 00:45:11,617 --> 00:45:17,284 IT IS A DREAM DEEPLY ROOTED IN THE AMERICAN DREAM. 728 00:45:17,284 --> 00:45:22,617 I HAVE A DREAM THAT ONE DAY 729 00:45:22,617 --> 00:45:26,584 THIS NATION WILL RISE UP 730 00:45:26,584 --> 00:45:29,250 AND LIVE OUT THE TRUE MEANING OF ITS CREED: 731 00:45:29,250 --> 00:45:33,284 "WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT 732 00:45:33,284 --> 00:45:44,017 THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL." 733 00:45:45,250 --> 00:45:47,917 I HAVE A DREAM 734 00:45:47,917 --> 00:45:51,984 THAT ONE DAY ON THE RED HILLS OF GEORGIA 735 00:45:51,984 --> 00:45:54,617 THE SONS OF FORMER SLAVES 736 00:45:54,617 --> 00:45:57,284 AND THE SONS OF FORMER SLAVE OWNERS 737 00:45:57,284 --> 00:45:59,984 WILL BE ABLE TO SIT DOWN TOGETHER 738 00:45:59,984 --> 00:46:02,017 AT THE TABLE OF BROTHERHOOD. 739 00:46:02,017 --> 00:46:04,117 I HAVE A DREAM. 48806

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