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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,707 --> 00:00:04,887 Funny old world - your wife and your ex having babies 2 00:00:05,647 --> 00:00:07,292 pretty much on the same day. 3 00:00:07,450 --> 00:00:09,417 One of them has nothing to do with me. 4 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:14,939 Wolf and them have pissed him off', and that pissed-off-ness has spread to the whole West family. 5 00:00:14,964 --> 00:00:16,524 We are gonna get revenge. 6 00:00:17,089 --> 00:00:19,449 I need you to get arrested. You what'? 7 00:00:21,138 --> 00:00:22,978 How long have I been in here'? 8 00:00:23,545 --> 00:00:24,285 He's back. 9 00:00:25,001 --> 00:00:25,971 Look who it is. 10 00:00:27,013 --> 00:00:28,733 It's Grandpa. She's dead. 11 00:00:30,124 --> 00:00:31,584 ('WESTSIDE THEME MUSIC) 12 00:00:36,627 --> 00:00:40,734 It's not a betrayal, Ted The fuck it's not a betrayal What would you call it? 13 00:00:40,759 --> 00:00:45,220 I'd call it a job It's my gang I find the jobs. Yes, I know, but you're in no state- 14 00:00:45,414 --> 00:00:48,204 Fucking Lefty sneaking around behind my back. 15 00:00:48,351 --> 00:00:50,081 Ted, you haven't been well. 16 00:00:50,532 --> 00:00:53,513 I don't have the bloody flu. No, you have a head injury! 17 00:00:53,713 --> 00:00:57,180 And if you don't calm down- For God's sake Just shut the fuck up! 18 00:00:57,205 --> 00:00:59,632 I have spent ages trying to get those little f... 19 00:00:59,791 --> 00:01:02,165 those boys to sleep till a decent hour. 20 00:01:02,365 --> 00:01:05,375 (YELLS) (SIGHS) No, Van! Jethro, get back to bed. 21 00:01:06,263 --> 00:01:07,353 No! (BABY CRIES) 22 00:01:08,772 --> 00:01:10,272 Great. For fuck's sake. 23 00:01:11,242 --> 00:01:13,952 Wolf, wake up and sort out your bloody kids! 24 00:01:14,590 --> 00:01:16,100 And your bloody parents. 25 00:01:18,343 --> 00:01:19,313 You are my man, 26 00:01:20,879 --> 00:01:24,229 and you're gonna get through this, Ted. Piece of piss. 27 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:30,610 (SOMBRE MUSIC) 28 00:01:31,473 --> 00:01:33,322 Well, we thought Ted was cool with it. 29 00:01:33,496 --> 00:01:35,822 He was cool until he forgot that he was cool. 30 00:01:35,923 --> 00:01:38,792 Do you think he'll forget that he wasn't cool with it at some point and be cool again? 31 00:01:38,949 --> 00:01:40,850 I don't fucking know, do I, Lefty'? 32 00:01:40,950 --> 00:01:45,330 But you need to talk to him again before he drives me up the bloody wall. 33 00:01:46,944 --> 00:01:47,994 (CAR APPROACHES) 34 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:56,837 Carol? 35 00:01:58,132 --> 00:02:03,391 Sorry. I've been driving around for an hour and a half, and I wasn't sure where else to go. 36 00:02:03,417 --> 00:02:05,887 OK. Why'? Brian's mum has come to stay. 37 00:02:06,589 --> 00:02:07,159 Ah. Gin? 38 00:02:08,603 --> 00:02:09,233 Hell yes. 39 00:02:11,155 --> 00:02:13,443 Balls! Ted, we're not doing the dirty on you. 40 00:02:13,468 --> 00:02:14,897 Well, it bloody feels like it. 41 00:02:14,922 --> 00:02:19,341 Bert and I went over it with you yesterday! You agreed you weren't up to it. 42 00:02:19,396 --> 00:02:23,926 Do you remember that conversation at all, Ted? Yeah, 'course I remember it. 43 00:02:24,592 --> 00:02:28,072 I'm fine, OK? I'm in. I'm good to go. You're not, Ted. 44 00:02:28,327 --> 00:02:32,307 You were almost dead a couple of weeks ago. You need time to rest. 45 00:02:32,641 --> 00:02:34,650 Got him singing your bloody tune now, have you'? 46 00:02:34,711 --> 00:02:37,169 He's right, and you know it, you stubborn bastard. 47 00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:40,085 OK, well, look, put it off a couple of weeks. We can't. 48 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,357 My cousin works down the line in Edgecumbe. 49 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:44,900 At a pie store! Yeah, Ted, at a bakery. 50 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:49,028 And every week a bank security van driving from Gisborne to Auckland stops for lunch there. 51 00:02:49,053 --> 00:02:51,473 And we're hitting that van. Yeah, Ted. 52 00:02:51,532 --> 00:02:54,452 OK, so then it can wait a week. It can't, mate. 53 00:02:54,969 --> 00:02:57,334 They're changing the run next week - coming up from Napier instead. 54 00:02:57,393 --> 00:03:01,363 This is our last chance to hit that van, Ted. We have to go today. 55 00:03:03,565 --> 00:03:06,095 Don't worry, you'll get your cut. Yeah. 56 00:03:06,789 --> 00:03:10,629 Keep it. If I don't do the job, I don't want your bloody pity. 57 00:03:14,203 --> 00:03:16,043 We should hit the road. Yeah. 58 00:03:20,793 --> 00:03:21,593 Oi, you lot. 59 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:26,306 That bit about Ted not wanting a cut, ignore that. 60 00:03:26,357 --> 00:03:29,797 I dunno, Rita. He's a proud man. He doesn't need to know, all right'? 61 00:03:29,922 --> 00:03:32,256 He'd probably remember where the money came from. 62 00:03:32,433 --> 00:03:36,513 Yeah, how long is he gonna be like this? I don't bloody know, do I? 63 00:03:38,422 --> 00:03:42,742 It doesn't feel right doing a job without Ted. You saw what he's like. 64 00:03:44,729 --> 00:03:47,479 It feels like a bad omen, is all I'm saying. 65 00:03:54,257 --> 00:03:55,427 (REFLECTIVE MUSIC) 66 00:04:15,035 --> 00:04:16,205 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 67 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:30,650 They let you just walk out'? Yeah. 68 00:04:30,930 --> 00:04:34,789 And you walked straight past the pig station? It's like I'm invisible. 69 00:04:34,931 --> 00:04:36,761 I'm not invisible, am I? No. 70 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,480 Bugger, I was really getting into that idea. 71 00:04:40,693 --> 00:04:43,701 It was my second favourite theory why I hadn't been arrested yet. 72 00:04:43,782 --> 00:04:45,840 My favourite is that I'm from the future and all this is a repressed memory 73 00:04:45,865 --> 00:04:49,055 I'm reliving under hypnosis in a parallel universe. 74 00:04:50,726 --> 00:04:53,571 Shame we can't do my plan A - burning down a house of God. 75 00:04:53,730 --> 00:04:55,460 No. You heard what she said. 76 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:59,438 No, Sparky. You get sent to prison for arson, 77 00:04:59,602 --> 00:05:03,992 and I don't want you sent to prison. And nothing weird or sexual either. 78 00:05:04,229 --> 00:05:06,244 I don't want you sent to the nuthouse. 79 00:05:06,269 --> 00:05:08,958 It would help if I knew why I was doing this. 80 00:05:09,117 --> 00:05:14,217 I'll tell you why after you've got yourself arrested. But what about my motivation? 81 00:05:14,828 --> 00:05:19,589 You're doing it to say thank you for taking you in, feeding and caring for you. 82 00:05:19,703 --> 00:05:23,264 Yeah, after my Dad's head got blown off on one of Ted's jobs. 83 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:26,103 You're doing it because you love me, Sparky. 84 00:05:29,795 --> 00:05:33,645 Look at us. Just like old times when our men were away on a job. 85 00:05:33,772 --> 00:05:37,154 Except you're no longer a gang wife and your man is safely at home. 86 00:05:37,311 --> 00:05:41,431 I wouldn't say safely. His mother does psychological damage to him. 87 00:05:43,481 --> 00:05:47,692 Between her and the Plunket woman, honestly, they can just go and jack each other off. 88 00:05:47,870 --> 00:05:50,506 Think I don't know how to look after my own kids. 89 00:05:50,664 --> 00:05:51,994 Where are your kids'? 90 00:05:52,575 --> 00:05:53,145 At home. 91 00:05:53,844 --> 00:05:57,244 That old troll can look after them. I want to get drunk. 92 00:05:58,221 --> 00:06:01,474 Hey, Rita. Can you keep an eye on the kids for a sec? No. 93 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:03,438 I haven't left the house in three days. 94 00:06:03,507 --> 00:06:08,787 And I'm busy. And besides, whenever I look after your kids, you're never appreciative. 95 00:06:10,175 --> 00:06:11,105 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 96 00:06:14,390 --> 00:06:17,340 Van, make sure you share that with your brother. 97 00:06:20,036 --> 00:06:20,796 (SCREAMING) 98 00:06:21,178 --> 00:06:23,301 He poured coffee down Jethro's pants. 99 00:06:23,501 --> 00:06:26,441 They're boys. Boys do stupid shit all the time. 100 00:06:28,224 --> 00:06:30,454 (MUFFLED YELLING, LAUGHTER, BANGING) 101 00:06:33,621 --> 00:06:34,201 (LAUGHS) 102 00:06:35,621 --> 00:06:40,061 Van had fun. He was only in there a couple of minutes. He could have died! 103 00:06:40,603 --> 00:06:43,674 I'll see you guys later. Wait, do you have to go'? 104 00:06:43,699 --> 00:06:45,414 Yeah, it's work. Well, can it wait'? 105 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:46,479 No, sorry, babe. 106 00:06:47,472 --> 00:06:49,672 Wolf, please. I'm meeting someone. 107 00:06:50,583 --> 00:06:52,313 (BABY CRIES) Fuck! Fuck it. 108 00:06:56,076 --> 00:07:00,236 This quest that Mrs Rita has Sparky on, it is an important one, yes'? 109 00:07:00,466 --> 00:07:01,996 Ask her. Nothing to do with me. 110 00:07:02,113 --> 00:07:05,664 But don't you reckon, if you're deliberately trying to get arrested- And failing miserably 111 00:07:05,710 --> 00:07:09,597 Don't you reckon it's only fair she at least tell rne why? Like I said, ask her 112 00:07:09,791 --> 00:07:13,523 I mean, what if I get arrested and then I get the bash like your dad got while he was under arrest? 113 00:07:13,569 --> 00:07:16,808 Maybe that's why you can only get arrested for some pissy little crime, 114 00:07:16,833 --> 00:07:20,395 so you don't die in a pool of your own blood while you're on remand. 115 00:07:20,538 --> 00:07:21,738 How is Mr Ted now'? 116 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:23,180 He's... 117 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:26,858 fine. Maybe one day he will be fine, 118 00:07:27,775 --> 00:07:30,525 but I don't think he is fine at this moment. 119 00:07:32,426 --> 00:07:33,626 No, he's not fine. 120 00:07:35,378 --> 00:07:37,968 He's all over the fucking place. He's... 121 00:07:39,174 --> 00:07:40,954 He's down, then he's angry, 122 00:07:41,317 --> 00:07:43,117 then he's completely normal, 123 00:07:43,554 --> 00:07:45,964 then he's crying. Mr Ted does not cry. 124 00:07:46,318 --> 00:07:47,588 Well, this one does. 125 00:07:49,228 --> 00:07:51,998 It's like he's on another planet sometimes. 126 00:07:53,205 --> 00:07:55,365 Who ordered the pineapple fritter'? 127 00:07:55,884 --> 00:07:57,264 Shit. That's for Ted. 128 00:07:58,739 --> 00:08:00,469 We ordered one out of habit. 129 00:08:01,475 --> 00:08:04,846 He always did like exotic food. He's not dead, Phineas. 130 00:08:05,003 --> 00:08:07,779 It's weird not having him here is, I think, what Phineas meant. 131 00:08:07,938 --> 00:08:10,778 Nah, I just meant he liked pineapple fritters. 132 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:14,439 Well, I for one am not going to miss his snoring. 133 00:08:14,648 --> 00:08:16,728 Or his night farts. (ALL CHUCKLE) 134 00:08:17,011 --> 00:08:20,534 You remember that time you were sleepwalking and you stood on his head and called him a Bojamba? 135 00:08:20,659 --> 00:08:21,409 (ALL LAUGH) 136 00:08:22,577 --> 00:08:26,597 I don't even know what it means, mate. It's just a made-up word. 137 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:33,568 He's gonna be all right, eh? 'Course. Yeah. 138 00:08:35,124 --> 00:08:38,833 Cos I don't know if I'm cutout for leading you guys all the time. 139 00:08:38,878 --> 00:08:42,048 Sorry, you're leading us? Well, I did find the job. 140 00:08:42,114 --> 00:08:44,130 And that makes you the boss of us, does it'? 141 00:08:44,288 --> 00:08:48,488 Look, all I'm saying is Ted's not here, so someone needs to step up. 142 00:08:49,707 --> 00:08:52,197 Doing a security van job. Yeah, Phineas. 143 00:08:54,861 --> 00:08:57,553 We've never really had much luck with them. 144 00:08:57,578 --> 00:09:00,037 Why in the hell did you have to bring that up'? 145 00:09:00,069 --> 00:09:02,941 Well I'm just saying that the last one of these, Dougal got his head blown off. That's all. 146 00:09:03,098 --> 00:09:05,008 Fuck me, mate. Jesus, Phineas. 147 00:09:18,681 --> 00:09:19,601 Are you dead'? 148 00:09:20,903 --> 00:09:21,183 No. 149 00:09:23,827 --> 00:09:25,497 I thought you'd be asleep. 150 00:09:25,978 --> 00:09:27,418 I think my brain broke. 151 00:09:28,257 --> 00:09:30,657 I'm so exhausted I can't go to sleep. 152 00:09:31,319 --> 00:09:33,439 My brain won't let me go to sleep. 153 00:09:38,376 --> 00:09:39,126 This sucks. 154 00:09:40,357 --> 00:09:41,687 Being a parent sucks. 155 00:09:47,114 --> 00:09:50,497 And it sucks that your shrew mother won't lift a finger unless it's to make a point. 156 00:09:50,522 --> 00:09:52,192 Babe, don't get worked up. 157 00:09:53,413 --> 00:09:54,913 The kids are asleep now. 158 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:59,594 And it's not like shed win any mother of the year prize, is it'? 159 00:09:59,619 --> 00:10:04,124 Can we not talk about my mother right now? (SIGHS) I'm so exhausted, Wolf. 160 00:10:04,149 --> 00:10:06,198 I need help from someone who isn't going to throw it in my face 161 00:10:06,283 --> 00:10:09,203 cos I don't have the energy to go on like this. 162 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:14,600 Yeah, I wouldn't be so tired if you helped out more. 163 00:10:16,705 --> 00:10:19,175 Everything I do is for you and the kids. 164 00:10:19,737 --> 00:10:21,637 I'm not recceing jobs for fun. 165 00:10:29,821 --> 00:10:30,631 (BABY CRIES) 166 00:10:32,077 --> 00:10:32,597 (SIGHS) 167 00:10:36,361 --> 00:10:36,761 Fuck. 168 00:10:43,949 --> 00:10:44,569 I'll go. 169 00:10:50,538 --> 00:10:51,168 Shut up. 170 00:10:52,808 --> 00:10:53,438 Shut up. 171 00:10:55,035 --> 00:10:56,485 Shut up, little baby. 172 00:10:58,877 --> 00:10:59,217 Dad? 173 00:11:00,212 --> 00:11:03,292 It's my house. I can sit in the dark if I want to. 174 00:11:03,426 --> 00:11:05,146 I didn't say you couldn't. 175 00:11:06,046 --> 00:11:06,966 Can't sleep'? 176 00:11:08,841 --> 00:11:12,251 I'm hoping whisky will do the trick. Numb the thoughts. 177 00:11:19,355 --> 00:11:22,395 They're in there. I know it. I can see the words. 178 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,415 And then they're gone. 179 00:11:26,408 --> 00:11:27,968 Must be annoying as shit. 180 00:11:30,332 --> 00:11:34,252 (SIGHS) I know it's all fucking wrong, but I can't do anything. 181 00:11:35,154 --> 00:11:36,774 And it frustrates me, boy. 182 00:11:37,193 --> 00:11:41,013 Makes me so fuckin angry. I just want to tear everything apart. 183 00:11:43,989 --> 00:11:46,869 Maybe the whisky isn't such a good idea, then. 184 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:48,765 Ah, no, nonsense. 185 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:55,036 Hey, here. Look, I'll look after the baby. You go get some sleep. 186 00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:58,796 Nah, she's just about gone. I'll put her back to bed now. 187 00:11:59,131 --> 00:12:00,291 Yeah, fair enough. 188 00:12:04,468 --> 00:12:06,878 Don't leave the baby with the nut job. 189 00:12:07,152 --> 00:12:07,852 (CHUCKLES) 190 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:11,485 (SOMBRE MUSIC) 191 00:12:30,078 --> 00:12:30,878 I'm hungry. 192 00:12:32,549 --> 00:12:35,069 Well, it's not my job to bring you food. 193 00:12:35,152 --> 00:12:38,919 But it's your job, so it's your job to bring food. Ted would've done the same. 194 00:12:38,944 --> 00:12:42,074 I can't believe you rely on Ted to remind you to bring breakfast. 195 00:12:42,248 --> 00:12:44,348 Where's your breakfast, dipshit'? 196 00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:50,103 If the Van's running on schedule, we'll be back here about half 1. 197 00:12:50,128 --> 00:12:52,105 Sweet, we'll be the ones eating tree bark. 198 00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:55,370 Yeah, lucky you've got a smorgasbord to choose from. 199 00:12:57,460 --> 00:12:59,354 You've got to pull it down quick cause he's scared of the dark. 200 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:02,141 I'm trying. Does he have a giant head or something? Jesus Christ, I'll do it. 201 00:13:02,319 --> 00:13:03,873 You go get Jethro, get him ready. 202 00:13:03,904 --> 00:13:06,954 Last time I saw him he was standing in the toilet. 203 00:13:07,485 --> 00:13:10,655 Did you help him out of the toilet? He seemed happy. 204 00:13:12,756 --> 00:13:14,446 Good morning, Cheryl. Rita. 205 00:13:14,716 --> 00:13:15,986 Carol, you're back. 206 00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:18,532 Tradition. Must be fulfilling 207 00:13:18,783 --> 00:13:21,473 having so much going on in your lives you can sit around and drink all day (!) 208 00:13:21,631 --> 00:13:23,325 Done the mother thing, thank you, Cheryl. 209 00:13:23,484 --> 00:13:26,609 And now we've got husbands to worry about, so don't stand there judging us. 210 00:13:26,634 --> 00:13:29,906 Yeah, don't get shirty with us just cos you've got shit in your hair. 211 00:13:29,931 --> 00:13:30,211 Eh? 212 00:13:35,868 --> 00:13:36,148 Ew! 213 00:13:36,826 --> 00:13:37,866 It's chocolate. 214 00:13:38,688 --> 00:13:42,720 And I wish I could stand around and judge you all day, but I've got about a million bloody things to do. 215 00:13:42,782 --> 00:13:45,152 He was hiding in the bathroom cabinet. 216 00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:50,711 Are you sure you can't come with? I'd love to, babe, but that job I was talking about. 217 00:13:50,869 --> 00:13:53,059 Come on, boys, let's go. (BABBLES) 218 00:13:53,529 --> 00:13:54,679 Come on, hurry up. 219 00:13:55,327 --> 00:13:56,247 Go. (BABBLES) 220 00:13:58,450 --> 00:14:00,350 Fuck, I do not miss those days. 221 00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:05,091 It was whanau I hadn't heard of before. I didn't know any of us were from Edgecumbe, 222 00:14:05,134 --> 00:14:08,154 let alone world-class pie makers from Edgecumbe. 223 00:14:09,727 --> 00:14:11,884 So Tahi's my second cousin. And he's like, 224 00:14:11,909 --> 00:14:14,503 'Every week, without fail, these security guys stop in for a pie 225 00:14:14,703 --> 00:14:17,162 'on their run from Gisborne to Auckland.' Uh-huh. 226 00:14:17,341 --> 00:14:19,011 Cos his pies are that good. 227 00:14:19,327 --> 00:14:21,297 Please stop talking about pies. 228 00:14:23,657 --> 00:14:27,277 You think maybe we've got time to nip in and grab a couple? 229 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,338 And when the cops ask afterward, 230 00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:35,007 'Was there anyone around at the time of the robbery, you know, not from around here?' 231 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:39,440 And they say, 'Yeah, there were these two guys. Looked like Aucklanders.' 232 00:14:39,465 --> 00:14:44,095 'Hey, wasn't one of them Tahi's second cousin?' Good call. Yeah, good call. 233 00:14:51,331 --> 00:14:53,411 The thing is that Tahi puts the potato through the blender- 234 00:14:53,511 --> 00:14:56,097 Bert, shut the fuck up. ...and you know the blow torches, the little kitchen ones? 235 00:14:56,122 --> 00:14:59,458 Well, (IMITATES FIRE) gives the potato top the perfect crust, mate. 236 00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:00,403 Oh, thank God. 237 00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:08,040 Yeah, they park out the back because if they park out the front, they think some Maori will flog it. 238 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,169 It's just... racist, you know'? 239 00:15:11,814 --> 00:15:16,944 You got this? Hey, there ain't a vehicle on this planet I can't get into, all right? 240 00:15:22,449 --> 00:15:23,319 (TENSE MUSIC) 241 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:37,906 Come on. 242 00:15:43,205 --> 00:15:43,775 Come on. 243 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,490 Come on, come on, come on. 244 00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:55,890 Yes! 245 00:15:57,492 --> 00:15:59,352 Start the fucking engine, Bert 246 00:16:13,324 --> 00:16:15,124 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 247 00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:16,370 (CAR HORN HONKS) 248 00:16:17,122 --> 00:16:18,682 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) Hey! 249 00:16:19,653 --> 00:16:20,463 (ROCK MUSIC) 250 00:16:29,696 --> 00:16:31,656 So where are we going for lunch? 251 00:16:32,305 --> 00:16:33,295 Somewhere nice. 252 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:37,442 Let me guess - is it in Parnell? Yes, because Parnell is nice. 253 00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:41,520 Hey, Ted. How are you fe- You know Phineas is living here, right? 254 00:16:41,573 --> 00:16:41,913 Yes. 255 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,600 Phineas is away on that job, love. 256 00:16:47,094 --> 00:16:51,414 Yeah, I knew that. It just- You know, it might be awkward if he wasn't. 257 00:16:52,785 --> 00:16:54,913 And tell Lefty I want a word with him. 258 00:16:55,072 --> 00:16:56,222 When he gets back. 259 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,170 Of course when he gets back. 260 00:16:59,871 --> 00:17:00,861 From Edgecumbe. 261 00:17:02,245 --> 00:17:06,500 I know that he's in Edgecumbe. I just want a word with him when he gets back. Is that so hard? 262 00:17:06,561 --> 00:17:08,221 I'll tell him. Thank you! 263 00:17:13,779 --> 00:17:15,099 Get in the car, boys. 264 00:17:28,274 --> 00:17:30,194 Jethro, where's your brother'? 265 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:31,080 Dunno. 266 00:17:34,735 --> 00:17:35,075 Van? 267 00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:37,356 Van! 268 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:41,526 Van! 269 00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:49,490 Do you reckon you can eat pine cones'? 270 00:17:50,972 --> 00:17:53,062 See. What were you worried about'? 271 00:17:53,226 --> 00:17:54,036 (ROCK MUSIC) 272 00:17:56,091 --> 00:17:56,961 (ENGINE REVS) 273 00:18:02,113 --> 00:18:03,553 Sweet as a sweet thing. 274 00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:05,961 No problems? Apart from starvation. 275 00:18:05,990 --> 00:18:06,980 (CHAINSAW REVS) 276 00:18:09,865 --> 00:18:11,995 Well, just as well Ted isn't here. 277 00:18:12,679 --> 00:18:15,651 He'd be appalled by the Neanderthal banging away with his stick. 278 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,900 But who needs a locksmith when you've got a perfectly good chainsaw? 279 00:18:18,925 --> 00:18:20,035 (METAL SCREECHES) 280 00:18:24,183 --> 00:18:25,583 (CHAINSAW POWERS DOWN) 281 00:18:26,515 --> 00:18:26,975 (REVS) 282 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,450 It's stuck! 283 00:18:31,129 --> 00:18:33,489 Why is it stuck'? Because it's stuck! 284 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:37,602 Jesus, Phineas, we stole a van especially for you to practice on! 285 00:18:37,663 --> 00:18:40,378 And it worked on that one, but on this one it's stuck. 286 00:18:40,524 --> 00:18:41,784 Give me a bloody go. 287 00:18:44,146 --> 00:18:47,556 Fine, But I'm telling you, it's stuck. (CHAINSAW REVS) 288 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:51,776 Ted would have a back-up plan. Well, I'm not Ted, am I'? 289 00:18:51,822 --> 00:18:55,468 If Ted were here, we wouldn't be in this position because we wouldn't have used a chainsaw because he 290 00:18:55,513 --> 00:18:58,152 would have picked the bloody lock Nah, he would've blown the doors off 291 00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,621 Yeah, and that went well last time (!) 292 00:19:01,606 --> 00:19:05,352 So can you pick the lock, Mr 'No Vehicle On This Planet I Can't Get Into'? 293 00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:10,010 I got into the vehicle, just couldn't get into the bit where the money is. 294 00:19:10,247 --> 00:19:12,124 We could travel it back to Auckland, crack it there. 295 00:19:12,149 --> 00:19:15,305 Oh, a stolen security van with a chainsaw sticking out the side, 296 00:19:15,453 --> 00:19:17,423 who'd notice that driving by (?) 297 00:19:17,681 --> 00:19:20,161 I knew this plan was doomed without Ted. 298 00:19:21,876 --> 00:19:23,776 Come on, you piece of- (BOOM!) 299 00:19:25,216 --> 00:19:25,916 (RUMBLING) 300 00:19:31,636 --> 00:19:32,216 (GROANS) 301 00:19:34,730 --> 00:19:35,480 (ALL GROAN) 302 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,634 (RUMBLING CONTINUES) 303 00:19:55,077 --> 00:19:56,287 Oh, shit! My ankle. 304 00:19:58,058 --> 00:20:01,128 Dear mother of God. That was just fucking intense. 305 00:20:02,922 --> 00:20:03,962 Where's Lefty'? 306 00:20:06,701 --> 00:20:07,041 See? 307 00:20:08,168 --> 00:20:11,158 This job is cursed. It's got Dougal all over it. 308 00:20:11,685 --> 00:20:17,825 No, it was an earthquake, Phineas. Dougal's got nothing to do with it. Yeah, well, tell that to Lefty. 309 00:20:27,123 --> 00:20:31,013 This huge fucking branch missed my head by this much! (CHUCKLES) 310 00:20:32,217 --> 00:20:34,626 Still doesn't change the fact that this job is cursed. 311 00:20:34,653 --> 00:20:36,513 Yeah'? What about that, then'? 312 00:20:43,439 --> 00:20:45,109 Doesn't look cursed to me. 313 00:20:46,129 --> 00:20:46,939 (ROCK MUSIC) 314 00:20:49,757 --> 00:20:50,387 Ah, fuck! 315 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:00,260 Van! 316 00:21:03,026 --> 00:21:03,366 Van! 317 00:21:08,553 --> 00:21:08,893 Van! 318 00:21:09,932 --> 00:21:10,272 Van! 319 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,807 Van, you'll be the death of me. 320 00:21:17,482 --> 00:21:18,172 Excuse me. 321 00:21:21,689 --> 00:21:22,379 Come here. 322 00:21:24,205 --> 00:21:26,052 Don't you ever do that to me again! 323 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,505 I figured he must be yours since you've got the matching one. 324 00:21:28,566 --> 00:21:30,287 I've been looking everywhere. 325 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,965 Well, it looks like you've got your work cut out for you. 326 00:21:33,123 --> 00:21:33,463 Van. 327 00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:36,445 Tell your mum you're sorry for running off. 328 00:21:36,527 --> 00:21:37,397 Sorry, Mummy. 329 00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:40,157 Who are you'? Are you an angel'? 330 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,110 (CHUCKLES) No, just Rochelle. 331 00:21:48,303 --> 00:21:49,983 This place is bloody flash. 332 00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:56,242 I don't know why a cheese sandwich in Henderson wouldn't do the trick. Because we aren't savages. 333 00:21:56,267 --> 00:21:58,347 A bottle of your finest Sav Blanc. 334 00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:02,270 Oh, escargots'? Blimey. It's French for snails. 335 00:22:03,258 --> 00:22:05,618 I know what it is, Miss Trolley Dolly. 336 00:22:06,478 --> 00:22:07,928 Why are we here, Ngaire'? 337 00:22:07,970 --> 00:22:12,326 They do have restaurants in West Auckland, you know? And frankly, I'm bored of them. 338 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,143 Lefty and I are actually looking to buy here. 339 00:22:14,225 --> 00:22:15,495 Buy what'? (SCOFFS) 340 00:22:15,739 --> 00:22:19,669 A house, Carol. What's wrong with Henderson? Do you want a list? 341 00:22:20,655 --> 00:22:24,895 So you really want to join the arseholes who pretend to be upstanding citizens 342 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:28,240 when really they're fucking white-collar criminals'? 343 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,674 Please excuse me while I go to the ladies. 344 00:22:30,699 --> 00:22:34,589 To powder your nose (?) Oh! Are we doing some (WHISPERS) cocaine? 345 00:22:35,558 --> 00:22:37,759 I haven't done cocaine in yonks. I love cocaine. 346 00:22:37,784 --> 00:22:42,294 Carol, you remember what it does to you, right? Oh, that was the old Carol. 347 00:22:44,310 --> 00:22:45,230 Come on, then. 348 00:22:49,370 --> 00:22:50,700 And brace for impact. 349 00:22:52,569 --> 00:22:53,866 Chantal's first word was 'Carol'. 350 00:22:53,928 --> 00:22:57,687 Can you believe it'? Do you think my children could be geniuses? 351 00:22:57,717 --> 00:23:00,677 Not the intelligent kind but the special kind... 352 00:23:00,974 --> 00:23:02,714 You know, like the Japanese. 353 00:23:05,396 --> 00:23:05,856 Jesus. 354 00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:10,840 I thought I saw my reflection in this. I didn't, though. I think I caught it in the window, 355 00:23:10,895 --> 00:23:15,285 and it stayed in my brain for an extra second while I forked the lettuce. 356 00:23:20,956 --> 00:23:23,858 Can we stop for food'? Yeah, maybe go to the pie shop (I) 357 00:23:23,883 --> 00:23:26,703 Nah, that would be a dumb idea. You think (T?) 358 00:23:33,433 --> 00:23:34,353 Shoot. What'? 359 00:23:46,611 --> 00:23:49,951 Do you reckon we can get the van through that? l dunno. 360 00:23:50,725 --> 00:23:53,784 'Cause this is the only way out, and we're sure as shit not going around it. 361 00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:56,201 So we either go through it or we're walking home. 362 00:23:56,231 --> 00:23:57,331 Bags not walking. 363 00:24:03,591 --> 00:24:04,731 Well, if I gun it, 364 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,465 get a good run-up, I hit it real hard... 365 00:24:11,695 --> 00:24:13,125 I reckon I could do it. 366 00:24:18,607 --> 00:24:20,327 Yeah, for sure. I can do it. 367 00:24:25,764 --> 00:24:26,634 (ENGINE REVS) 368 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:29,942 (EXHALES) 369 00:24:40,459 --> 00:24:41,329 (ENGINE REVS) 370 00:24:42,569 --> 00:24:43,619 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 371 00:24:46,589 --> 00:24:47,519 (ACTION MUSIC) 372 00:24:59,718 --> 00:25:00,058 Fly! 373 00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:12,253 So I guess we're walking. I was so close. 374 00:25:12,417 --> 00:25:13,737 No. No, you weren't. 375 00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:15,623 Torch it, catch up. 376 00:25:23,425 --> 00:25:27,045 Yeah, but what if I do something and instead of getting arrested, someone wants to punch my lights out? 377 00:25:27,223 --> 00:25:28,959 Don't upsets anyone that's big and punchy, then. 378 00:25:29,116 --> 00:25:32,227 Yeah. Yeah, it's just about finding the right crime match for you. 379 00:25:32,308 --> 00:25:36,208 Spray-painting a dick on the Henderson police station? (LAUGHS) 380 00:25:37,047 --> 00:25:40,407 What about flashing? That's more your thing than mine. 381 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,418 You've been arrested before. 382 00:25:42,443 --> 00:25:44,451 Yeah, I'm on my fourth, third strike. 383 00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:47,495 Yeah, well, what's your secret? Being a man of colour. 384 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:51,780 Oh! It's not fair that I'm white. Oh, yeah, that must really suck (I) 385 00:25:53,978 --> 00:25:58,653 Well, gents and bents, I think it's time that we start colouring outside of the lines. 386 00:25:58,801 --> 00:25:59,651 And I'm out. 387 00:26:00,478 --> 00:26:03,068 Oh, come on. You can have a little shroom. 388 00:26:05,208 --> 00:26:05,908 (CHUCKLES) 389 00:26:08,613 --> 00:26:09,243 Hi, love. 390 00:26:11,415 --> 00:26:13,980 Any word from Edgecumbe'? Yeah, none of it good. 391 00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:18,317 They don't think anyone’s died, though What are you talking about? 392 00:26:18,788 --> 00:26:23,402 TV: '...has been closed following the derailing of a locomotive and buckling of railway tracks.' 393 00:26:23,427 --> 00:26:26,197 Jesus, that's Edgecumbe? What's left of it. 394 00:26:26,791 --> 00:26:28,001 The boys did that'? 395 00:26:28,157 --> 00:26:30,961 Don't be ridiculous. The earthquake did that. 396 00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:31,556 Shit. 397 00:26:33,988 --> 00:26:36,729 Wolf, have you heard from the gang'? No, why would I? 398 00:26:36,754 --> 00:26:39,387 They're down in Edgecumbe, but there's been a bloody earthquake. 399 00:26:39,529 --> 00:26:41,779 Shit. Ted, did Lefty or Bilkey call? 400 00:26:43,623 --> 00:26:44,193 No. Why? 401 00:26:45,425 --> 00:26:46,285 The job, Ted, 402 00:26:47,358 --> 00:26:48,228 in Edgecumbe. 403 00:26:50,126 --> 00:26:51,106 Is that today'? 404 00:26:52,437 --> 00:26:53,067 Oh, shit. 405 00:26:57,343 --> 00:26:57,803 Hello. 406 00:27:01,898 --> 00:27:03,048 Ted, who is that'? 407 00:27:04,235 --> 00:27:04,635 Hmm'? 408 00:27:05,630 --> 00:27:08,072 The girl in our house that isn't Cheryl. 409 00:27:08,114 --> 00:27:11,104 Yeah, I know she's not Cheryl. Then who is she'? 410 00:27:11,684 --> 00:27:11,964 Oh. 411 00:27:13,796 --> 00:27:15,296 (SIGHS) I don't know... 412 00:27:15,932 --> 00:27:18,482 Some name- Slutty Pants brought her here. 413 00:27:19,330 --> 00:27:20,310 Cheryl! What'? 414 00:27:23,468 --> 00:27:26,458 Oh, good. You're back. We are going out. We are? 415 00:27:27,154 --> 00:27:28,704 Yeah, you and me. Right. 416 00:27:29,569 --> 00:27:32,459 And who's gonna look after the kids? Rochelle. 417 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:35,177 Who the fuck is Rochelle'? Rochelle! 418 00:27:37,649 --> 00:27:38,339 Hi, again. 419 00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:39,923 This is Rochelle. 420 00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:44,099 I met her today, and she's helping me with the kids - who love her. 421 00:27:44,124 --> 00:27:47,725 She's looking for work, so I'm gonna take all the hours she's got. Starting tonight 422 00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:51,380 while I go out and drink all the rum and Cokes in Henderson. 423 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:05,378 You're really gonna leave your kids with a hippy you met for the first time today? 424 00:28:05,403 --> 00:28:07,540 Well, I would leave them with this old lady I've known for a couple of years, 425 00:28:07,682 --> 00:28:10,722 but she's a bitch so- Cheryl, this is not a joke. 426 00:28:11,574 --> 00:28:13,244 And I'm not bloody joking. 427 00:28:14,457 --> 00:28:17,253 I've had four hours of sleep in the last month. 428 00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:23,453 I haven't had a conversation with an adult about anything other than kids in the last three fucking years. 429 00:28:23,565 --> 00:28:26,204 And if one more person tries to convince me that doing jobs - 430 00:28:26,243 --> 00:28:28,621 or literally anything on this fucking planet - 431 00:28:28,646 --> 00:28:34,746 is harder than looking after three snotty, leaking life-vampires, then I might cut them a little bit. 432 00:28:37,729 --> 00:28:38,759 Wolf, let's go. 433 00:28:44,434 --> 00:28:47,216 God, is there no civilization anywhere round here'? 434 00:28:47,270 --> 00:28:49,906 Well, it was your idea to get off the road. 435 00:28:50,070 --> 00:28:52,550 We're carrying big bags of stolen cash! 436 00:28:52,619 --> 00:28:55,250 We can't be seen walking around with big bags of stolen cash! 437 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:57,936 No chance of that out here in the middle of nowhere. 438 00:28:57,990 --> 00:29:01,984 What we should have done was left Bilkey with the money and the rest of us found a car to steal. 439 00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:03,992 Now'? Now you have that idea'? 440 00:29:04,357 --> 00:29:08,862 Well, I never thought of it till now, and back there you were like, 'Oh, we should get off the road.' 441 00:29:08,887 --> 00:29:12,136 Ted would have thought of it. Well, he's not fucking here, is he'? 442 00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:14,468 Oh, I really can't walk any further. 443 00:29:15,946 --> 00:29:16,346 Shit. 444 00:29:17,658 --> 00:29:18,058 Fuck! 445 00:29:33,871 --> 00:29:35,661 You know what I really love'? 446 00:29:37,589 --> 00:29:37,989 Fire. 447 00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:40,021 And wanking. 448 00:29:41,819 --> 00:29:42,639 Electricity. 449 00:29:43,814 --> 00:29:45,844 When it surges through your body. 450 00:29:46,209 --> 00:29:48,759 Well, lucky you're an electrician, then. 451 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:00,805 Dad? 452 00:30:02,078 --> 00:30:03,058 Sparky, my boy. 453 00:30:05,389 --> 00:30:08,789 There's no hole in your head. You have your whole head. 454 00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:10,913 I've got a guy.- 455 00:30:12,829 --> 00:30:14,449 My boy, you seem confused. 456 00:30:16,688 --> 00:30:20,838 Hole with an H and whole with a 'WH' are like opposites but the same. 457 00:30:21,208 --> 00:30:22,828 I meant about your future. 458 00:30:23,819 --> 00:30:26,479 I sense you are confused about your future. 459 00:30:27,737 --> 00:30:29,819 I don't know if I'm meant to be a criminal. 460 00:30:29,858 --> 00:30:32,219 I can't tell if I'm good or bad at it. 461 00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:35,134 Well, son, maybe you should follow the fire. 462 00:30:36,666 --> 00:30:39,026 Should I? The fire will see you right. 463 00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:47,201 Sparky, are you sure it's wise going out in your state'? 464 00:30:50,614 --> 00:30:51,354 OK, you go. 465 00:30:54,181 --> 00:30:58,351 So, death is, like, whatever you imagined it was before you die? Yep. 466 00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:01,659 Death, eh'? What a trip. 467 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:05,313 Hey, did it hurt having your head blown off'? 468 00:31:05,418 --> 00:31:11,288 Like, I know it must've been quick, but it must have been a lot of pain in a short amount of time. 469 00:31:12,158 --> 00:31:16,548 Those boys are lively, aren't they'? That's a polite way of putting it. 470 00:31:17,106 --> 00:31:20,808 Take a seat, Rochelle Oh, I said I'd get them some warm milk. 471 00:31:20,935 --> 00:31:22,435 That can wait. Sit down. 472 00:31:32,953 --> 00:31:35,383 So are you from around here, Rochelle'? 473 00:31:35,616 --> 00:31:37,686 I live with my mum up at lsengard. 474 00:31:37,907 --> 00:31:41,327 Bunch of hippies living in old shacks and shitty buses'? 475 00:31:41,861 --> 00:31:44,381 It's magic with all the love. Oh, I bet. 476 00:31:45,032 --> 00:31:48,306 Love that's as free as a shot of penicillin in the dick. 477 00:31:48,337 --> 00:31:52,037 Why don't you come see for yourself sometime? No fucking way 478 00:31:52,904 --> 00:31:55,794 So what is it you want, Rochelle, with Cheryl'? 479 00:31:57,133 --> 00:31:59,093 Just to help and earn some cash. 480 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:02,660 Cheryl said you'd be like this. 481 00:32:03,676 --> 00:32:04,426 Like what'? 482 00:32:07,031 --> 00:32:09,051 I should get the boys their milk. 483 00:32:12,622 --> 00:32:13,722 (POP MUSIC PLAYS) 484 00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:17,722 Time makes you mine. 485 00:32:18,525 --> 00:32:20,675 Just like love, it grows stronger. 486 00:32:21,586 --> 00:32:23,546 You take some time to love me. 487 00:32:29,895 --> 00:32:34,428 You're not worried about leaving the kids with Rochelle this long? Nah. (LAUGHS) 488 00:32:34,571 --> 00:32:38,607 No, just, sometimes, when I meet someone new, I just get this sense. 489 00:32:38,632 --> 00:32:41,622 I just know they're gonna be in my life forever. 490 00:32:41,962 --> 00:32:45,422 I mean, I ended up fucking you five minutes after we met. 491 00:32:48,345 --> 00:32:51,134 Hang on, hang on, wait. If you just put- If you- 492 00:32:51,334 --> 00:32:55,874 Urn, just what? Remove my elbows (?) No, bend your knees backwards. (LAUGHS) 493 00:32:56,096 --> 00:33:00,831 Beds are great, aren't they? Not if you want to get loud and it freaks out your kids 494 00:33:00,861 --> 00:33:05,081 Jethro will get over that. He still thinks you were trying to kill me. 495 00:33:05,808 --> 00:33:08,678 So we're doing it here, then'? I guess we are. 496 00:33:10,208 --> 00:33:12,468 Just like love, it grows stronger. 497 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,300 (LAUGHTER, VOICES APPROACH) 498 00:33:25,546 --> 00:33:28,136 You two look like you had fun. Uh... yeah. 499 00:33:29,043 --> 00:33:30,363 So did we, eh, Rita'? 500 00:33:31,448 --> 00:33:33,541 Everyone went to bed without much fuss. 501 00:33:33,658 --> 00:33:36,558 That Jethro, he's a clinger. Yeah, he gets like that. 502 00:33:36,716 --> 00:33:38,566 Wolf, give her all your money. 503 00:33:39,077 --> 00:33:41,316 So we can do this again? I'd love to. Great. 504 00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:45,885 What's your number? Oh, if you need rne, just call the Jasmine Garden Cafe 505 00:33:46,072 --> 00:33:48,312 and talk to Sandy P. She's the cook. 506 00:33:49,171 --> 00:33:52,411 She lives at lsengard, and then I'll call you from a phone box. 507 00:33:52,554 --> 00:33:55,471 OK. How are you getting home'? Oh, I'll hitch. It's cool. 508 00:33:55,650 --> 00:33:58,250 No. No, fucking way. Wolf, drive her home. 509 00:33:58,347 --> 00:33:59,327 Ah, yeah. Sure. 510 00:34:01,745 --> 00:34:02,995 Let's go. See you. 511 00:34:08,596 --> 00:34:09,576 Was that wise'? 512 00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:13,840 Please, I think I can trust him in the company of a human woman. 513 00:34:15,189 --> 00:34:18,316 She just turns up out of nowhere desperate to help out 514 00:34:18,363 --> 00:34:21,763 a total stranger at a time where we can't trust anyone? 515 00:34:22,434 --> 00:34:25,325 Wait. You think she's got something to do with Figgs'? 516 00:34:25,489 --> 00:34:28,389 Well, that's fucking bonkers. Wake up, girlie. 517 00:34:29,414 --> 00:34:31,255 We're not selling fucking Tupperware. 518 00:34:31,285 --> 00:34:36,215 And we haven't survived this long by letting random grubby freaks into our world. 519 00:34:45,311 --> 00:34:46,831 (PERCUSSIVE MUSIC PLAYS) 520 00:34:48,936 --> 00:34:52,076 Murray! Savannah! Watch where you're bloody going! 521 00:34:52,784 --> 00:34:55,916 Hey, thanks for the lift. And the cash. Your kids are cool too. 522 00:34:55,998 --> 00:34:56,748 No problem. 523 00:34:58,002 --> 00:34:59,292 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 524 00:35:19,887 --> 00:35:21,167 Gidday, there, mate. 525 00:35:21,618 --> 00:35:22,648 How's it going? 526 00:35:24,471 --> 00:35:25,401 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 527 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:51,260 Yes! 528 00:36:06,151 --> 00:36:07,071 It was creepy, 529 00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:10,873 and if they'd been in the nude, singing Kumbaya, I wouldn't have been surprised. 530 00:36:10,898 --> 00:36:12,418 (SCOFFS) Bloody hippies. 531 00:36:13,656 --> 00:36:15,506 And she had a weird boyfriend- 532 00:36:16,096 --> 00:36:16,846 man friend. 533 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:19,240 Like, older-man boyfriend. 534 00:36:19,694 --> 00:36:23,814 See? Free love. Any excuse for some dirty old pervert- (PHONE RINGS) 535 00:36:27,412 --> 00:36:29,772 Hello'? It's me. I've been arrested. 536 00:36:30,138 --> 00:36:32,448 Good job, Sparky. What for'? No idea. 537 00:36:33,865 --> 00:36:36,795 OK, you sit tight. I'll get the lawyer onto it. 538 00:36:39,204 --> 00:36:45,054 And you're really OK letting Cheryl trust your kids to this hippy skank and her pervy old lover'? 539 00:36:45,726 --> 00:36:46,126 Vern. 540 00:36:47,955 --> 00:36:49,805 Not exactly a hippy name, eh'? 541 00:36:50,399 --> 00:36:50,799 Vern. 542 00:36:52,103 --> 00:36:53,033 Vern Gardiner. 543 00:36:55,037 --> 00:36:56,947 It was freaky - the whole place. 544 00:36:57,785 --> 00:36:58,655 (TENSE MUSIC) 545 00:36:59,732 --> 00:37:02,962 What's for breakfast? I'll put the kettle on, love. 546 00:37:04,658 --> 00:37:08,128 Shit. Shit. I slept in. We've got a plunket appointment. 547 00:37:08,529 --> 00:37:10,273 I cannot face it being hungover to shit. 548 00:37:10,432 --> 00:37:12,382 It's cool, I'll come. Really? 549 00:37:12,643 --> 00:37:14,363 Sure. Oh, that'd be great. 550 00:37:15,236 --> 00:37:16,106 (TENSE MUSIC) 551 00:37:27,862 --> 00:37:29,072 Man, I'm starving. 552 00:37:30,050 --> 00:37:34,789 Phineas, saying 'I'm starving' over and over again does not make the starving go away. 553 00:37:34,814 --> 00:37:36,954 Just saying, that's all. Exactly. 554 00:37:41,832 --> 00:37:43,342 Oh, hallelujah. Come on. 555 00:37:51,152 --> 00:37:54,645 This is the best you could steal? That town's been through hell. 556 00:37:54,809 --> 00:37:57,549 There's just, like, devastation everywhere. 557 00:37:57,811 --> 00:38:01,986 I didn't want to add to the suffering by stealing some nice old lady's car. 558 00:38:02,043 --> 00:38:05,156 Then I thought how we could drive to Whakatane and get some food. 559 00:38:05,227 --> 00:38:05,687 Drive. 560 00:38:14,945 --> 00:38:15,995 (CHILDREN WHINE) 561 00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:18,028 I need that! 562 00:38:23,223 --> 00:38:26,003 Hi! We must have our appointments synched up. 563 00:38:26,241 --> 00:38:26,641 Yeah. 564 00:38:27,667 --> 00:38:29,446 I've been meaning to call, but then I'm like 'fuck her'. 565 00:38:29,646 --> 00:38:33,266 After having three, I'd kill to be on my own with just one. 566 00:38:33,795 --> 00:38:37,152 Actually, I'm not on my own. I've started seeing someone. 567 00:38:37,331 --> 00:38:40,271 That's bloody great news. Yeah. He's the best. 568 00:38:41,067 --> 00:38:42,207 Hey, I have to go. 569 00:38:50,607 --> 00:38:51,937 So what happens now'? 570 00:38:53,496 --> 00:38:55,536 Or, just, what actually happened? 571 00:38:56,466 --> 00:39:00,706 I've been given strict instructions you're to get Community Service. 572 00:39:01,144 --> 00:39:03,649 I'm surprised you're not in the psych ward, to be honest, 573 00:39:03,838 --> 00:39:06,158 considering what you did. Which was]? 574 00:39:07,157 --> 00:39:08,027 (TENSE MUSIC) 575 00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:12,967 You're why I'm like this! 576 00:39:13,995 --> 00:39:14,625 You left. 577 00:39:15,664 --> 00:39:18,774 You lost your head, and then you left me all alone! 578 00:39:18,909 --> 00:39:21,139 And now - oh, yeah! - you've got your head back. 579 00:39:21,296 --> 00:39:22,506 What about me, eh'? 580 00:39:22,730 --> 00:39:24,050 Where's my head at'? 581 00:39:25,375 --> 00:39:27,935 They considered shooting you atone point. 582 00:39:28,432 --> 00:39:32,842 But then the flames died down and you went with them peacefully, weeping. 583 00:39:35,104 --> 00:39:37,114 So am I going to prison for this? 584 00:39:37,530 --> 00:39:40,180 Rita has informed me that is not an option. 585 00:39:43,087 --> 00:39:43,777 So, (sums) 586 00:39:46,312 --> 00:39:48,252 I'm gonna go do what I do best - 587 00:39:48,762 --> 00:39:49,802 wheedle and beg. 588 00:39:51,494 --> 00:39:52,534 Wheedle and beg. 589 00:39:54,164 --> 00:39:56,045 If we could get her to come here regular, 590 00:39:56,146 --> 00:39:59,136 two or three times a week, shit, that'd be good. 591 00:39:59,217 --> 00:39:59,897 Mm. Babe? 592 00:40:02,974 --> 00:40:06,342 You know I'm gonna have to work more if we're shelling out dosh for a babysitter. 593 00:40:06,516 --> 00:40:10,079 Which is fine with me if you're OK I'm not around as much any more. 594 00:40:10,206 --> 00:40:14,406 As long as we can make the most of the time we get together. For sure. 595 00:40:16,309 --> 00:40:18,949 I have to go out for a bit, Galleria stuff. 596 00:40:23,732 --> 00:40:25,002 Jesus! Howdy, Rita. 597 00:40:26,970 --> 00:40:32,694 I'm glad you survived the quake, but stay out of my house. We're just here to give Ted his cut. 598 00:40:32,776 --> 00:40:35,536 I told you, you can shove that up your arses. 599 00:40:35,993 --> 00:40:37,893 Love. I'm not taking charity. 600 00:40:38,691 --> 00:40:41,893 No, this isn't charity. Consider it your right as our leader. 601 00:40:41,923 --> 00:40:44,521 Yeah, we missed you, mate. We really missed you, Ted. 602 00:40:44,582 --> 00:40:48,834 And it's shit being in charge, mate. I don't know how you do it Just take the bloody money, Ted 603 00:40:48,859 --> 00:40:50,829 Just until you get better, mate. 604 00:40:52,242 --> 00:40:54,240 You can shove your pity up your arses too. 605 00:40:54,265 --> 00:40:56,345 All right. Come on, you better go. 606 00:41:03,593 --> 00:41:05,597 So are we giving him his money or not'? 607 00:41:05,622 --> 00:41:09,832 Don't be stupid. I'll take it off your hands until he feels himself. 608 00:41:09,903 --> 00:41:13,933 Is he going to be OK? He's not going to be mongied forever, right? 609 00:41:14,179 --> 00:41:18,016 Of course he's going to be bloody OK! Do not fucking give up on him 610 00:41:18,041 --> 00:41:21,741 or treat him mongey or use that word anywhere near him again. 611 00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:27,786 Does that mean that we can include Ted on jobs now'? 612 00:41:28,054 --> 00:41:29,314 No. Not for a while. 613 00:41:31,088 --> 00:41:31,718 How long? 614 00:41:33,618 --> 00:41:34,588 I have no idea. 615 00:41:39,459 --> 00:41:41,720 All right. I did the thing. Now what's the plan'? 616 00:41:41,845 --> 00:41:42,875 Later. No, now. 617 00:41:43,508 --> 00:41:44,938 I have a right to know. 618 00:41:45,392 --> 00:41:45,902 Why me? 619 00:41:47,686 --> 00:41:50,860 Because you have something that Frankie Figgs wants. 620 00:41:50,988 --> 00:41:53,738 I'm not letting him do me up the burn. What? 621 00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:59,410 No! You have a skill that he needs. Something that your mates don't. 622 00:42:00,515 --> 00:42:02,665 Burning stuff'? As an electrician. 623 00:42:04,432 --> 00:42:10,462 I have information that every time a young guy like you, with a trade, gets put on Community Service, 624 00:42:10,655 --> 00:42:14,635 Figgs steps in and puts them to work on his estate out near Kumeu. 625 00:42:15,492 --> 00:42:16,352 Like a slave? 626 00:42:17,384 --> 00:42:21,593 Pretty much. Free labour so he can get all the jobs he wants done around his place. 627 00:42:21,752 --> 00:42:22,672 Is that legal? 628 00:42:22,837 --> 00:42:24,327 I want you at his house, 629 00:42:25,794 --> 00:42:28,334 finding out what is most valuable to him, 630 00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:30,643 so we can take it. 631 00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:33,740 Like a spy. Cool. What about the truce'? 632 00:42:35,337 --> 00:42:36,147 What truce'? 633 00:42:37,539 --> 00:42:40,579 That prick is gonna pay for what he did to my Ted. 634 00:42:44,596 --> 00:42:46,360 No, I'm fine. Just bloody lean on me. 635 00:42:46,534 --> 00:42:49,174 No, I'm good. Put your arrn around me. No. 636 00:42:49,970 --> 00:42:54,710 So it was fine last night when we had to huddle together for warmth, but now... 637 00:42:56,220 --> 00:42:58,346 Oh, sorry, didn't realise you had company. 638 00:42:58,384 --> 00:43:00,037 Bloody hell, Bilkey. What happened to you'? 639 00:43:00,198 --> 00:43:01,468 I'm fine! Honestly. 640 00:43:02,744 --> 00:43:05,804 Aren't you going to introduce us to your friend'? 641 00:43:10,265 --> 00:43:10,905 Bilkey... 642 00:43:11,622 --> 00:43:12,492 getting some! 643 00:43:20,044 --> 00:43:21,866 You've met someone else'? (LAUGHS) 644 00:43:21,925 --> 00:43:23,111 Don't laugh at me. 645 00:43:23,269 --> 00:43:25,340 So I'm not allowed to see other people? 646 00:43:25,366 --> 00:43:27,450 You can see who you like, but I don't want you to. 647 00:43:27,475 --> 00:43:30,603 Sounds fucking fair, from the guy with a wife and a thousand kids (I) 648 00:43:30,744 --> 00:43:31,944 It's not just you. 649 00:43:32,215 --> 00:43:35,735 It's Brandon. I don't want another man being his father. 650 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:36,560 Bullshit. 651 00:43:37,508 --> 00:43:40,098 Ii made you jealous, didn't ii? Admit ii. 652 00:43:42,236 --> 00:43:45,356 Yeah, it hurt hearing about this bloke. Who is he'? 653 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,700 Jesus, Wolf. When the fuck would I find time to meet a new guy'? 654 00:43:51,388 --> 00:43:52,878 What'? There is no guy. 655 00:43:53,447 --> 00:43:56,857 The only guys anywhere near my life are Brandon and you. 656 00:44:02,365 --> 00:44:04,845 So can I come into... chat or whatever'? 657 00:44:11,553 --> 00:44:12,253 (BIRDSONG) 658 00:44:13,625 --> 00:44:14,675 (CAR APPROACHES) 659 00:44:28,941 --> 00:44:29,811 (TENSE MUSIC) 660 00:44:52,132 --> 00:44:52,942 Hello, Rita. 661 00:44:56,223 --> 00:44:57,313 Long time no see. 662 00:45:01,413 --> 00:45:04,113 How many screaming kids are we expecting at this bloody party'? 663 00:45:04,138 --> 00:45:06,964 Do a better job of raising them, you good for nothing cow! 664 00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:08,690 Your father is a grumpy old asshole. 665 00:45:08,849 --> 00:45:11,464 You don't like it'? Then fuck off out of here. 666 00:45:11,576 --> 00:45:12,304 I'm leaving, Cheryl. 667 00:45:12,498 --> 00:45:15,336 Any idea why Cheryl and the kids just took off with that hippy? 668 00:45:15,361 --> 00:45:16,801 I'm at peace with out past. 669 00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:19,737 I will burn your fucking commune to the ground. 670 00:45:20,473 --> 00:45:21,769 Sort your shit out, Ngaire. 671 00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:24,016 Who the fuck do you think you are'? 672 00:45:24,283 --> 00:45:25,963 Got to be fucking joking... 673 00:45:26,068 --> 00:45:27,628 Give me my fucking money! 674 00:45:27,678 --> 00:45:32,228 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54596

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