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Cup of tea with lemon.
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What happened to your voice?
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I was screaming at hecklers
all night.
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Last time I open for a rodeo.
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Well, Jerry, I've been thinking.
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I've gone as far as I can go
with George Costanza.
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Is this the suicide talk,
or the nickname talk?
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The nickname.
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"George." What is that?
It's nothing.
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It's got no snap. No zip.
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I need a nickname
that makes people light up.
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You mean like "Liza."
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I was thinking...
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T-Bone.
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But there's no T in your name.
What about G-Bone?
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- There's no G-Bone.
- There's a G-Spot.
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That's a myth.
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T-Bone, the ladies
are gonna love you.
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Why did they hire you for a rodeo?
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They heard I opened
for Kenny Rogers once.
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Didn't he throw you off a bus
in the middle of Alabama?
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Oh, I had that coming to me.
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You know, Kenny Rogers has...
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Why did you get a maid?
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You don't have to whisper.
She knows she's a maid.
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Where did you get her?
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I hired her from a service.
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- All done.
- Thank you. Nice job.
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- Is this mine?
- Yeah.
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- What?
- Come on, Jerry, you didn't notice?
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Notice what?
She's not really even a maid.
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She wants to be an actress...
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or a model or a dancer...
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- or a newswoman.
- Newswoman.
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Well, bad news, boys.
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Yeah, my life is over.
My girlfriend's moving away.
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- You have a girlfriend?
- Jerry, where have you been?
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At a rodeo.
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- Where's she moving?
- Downtown.
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- Downtown New York?
- Yeah.
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I don't know if I can handle one
of these long-distance relationships.
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It's like 10 minutes by subway.
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I don't know.
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Well, you got a maid.
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Come on, it's a whole different
world downtown.
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Different Gap,
different Tower Records.
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And she's a 646.
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- What? What's that?
- That's the new area code.
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They've run out of 212s so all
the new phone numbers are 646.
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I was a 718 when I first moved here.
I cried every night.
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Listen, heads up, Elaine.
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I'm gonna have to stop by later
and pick up a fax.
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- At work?
- No, at your apartment.
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I don't have a fax machine.
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Here we go.
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Well, now what are we gonna do?
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See, this is why you should get
a fax and a Xerox.
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And a deadbolt.
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You sure you don't have one?
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There's a lot of stuff in my apartment
I've never seen.
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Then maybe you have
a fax machine.
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You just blew my mind.
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Let's order lunch.
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Mary, I will have a chef's salad.
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Turkey sandwich.
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T-bone steak.
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- For lunch?
- Well, I am just a T-bone kind of guy.
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Love that T-bone.
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- In fact, you might as well call me...
- That sounds good.
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I'll have one too.
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- Watkins, you're having a T-bone?
- I love them.
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Well, then we should call you T-Bone.
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- No, no, no, we shouldn't.
- T-Bone.
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T-Bone. T-Bone.
T-Bone. T-Bone. T-Bone.
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Hello?
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What?
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You have 57 messages.
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Message one.
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Message two.
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Message three.
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Hey, it's George. Listen, I...
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Message four.
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Kramer.
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Hello?
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- Well, Cindy, the place looks great.
- Thanks, Jerry. Gotta run.
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Okay, I'll see you.
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Hi, Elaine.
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All right.
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Fooling around with your maid.
That is a wise decision.
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Elaine, do you think I would go
willy-nilly into a situation...
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so obviously fraught
with potential complications?
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You're paying a woman to come
to your house and sleep with you.
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No. I pay her to clean.
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The rest is...
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What? A health plan?
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I was going to say,
being a good host.
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But the point is, we have
our personal relationship...
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and we have our work
relationship.
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They're separate and I think
somewhat sophisticated.
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- So you consider this a relationship?
- Yes, I do.
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- Have you been out?
- Yes, we have.
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- Where did you go?
- The store.
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- To get what?
- Stuff.
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- Cleaning supplies?
- And gum.
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Well, there's nothing more
sophisticated...
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than diddling the maid
and then chewing some gum.
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She's not a maid.
She might be a newswoman.
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Well, I just saw Madeline off.
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Yeah, she's in a cab
and on her way.
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I miss her already.
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Hey, Kramer, what was it
you were having faxed...
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to my house every 30 seconds?
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Well, I signed up for a food delivery
service, "Now We're Cooking."
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It's a play on words.
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You know, they're faxing me
the menus from some restaurants.
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- Which ones?
- Well, all of them.
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That's the deluxe package.
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- So this is never gonna stop?
- Well, it better not.
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I paid for the whole year.
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- So should I pick those up later?
- You can pick them up right now.
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I wonder if anyone knows
he's here.
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If he just disappeared...
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would anybody notice?
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All right, Miss Benes. All finished.
Here's your new number.
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- Six-four-six? What is this?
- That's your new area code.
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I thought 646
was just for new numbers.
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This is a new number.
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No, no, no.
It's not a new number.
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It's just a changed number.
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See, it's not different,
it's the same, just changed.
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Look, I work
for the phone company.
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I've had a lot of experience
with semantics.
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So don't try to lure me
into some maze of circular logic.
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You know, I could have killed you
and no one would have known.
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I could have killed you,
and no one would have known.
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Kramer, you're still on the phone?
137
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Madeline and I are watching
Quincy together.
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Jerry, you know this comes on
at the same time here...
139
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as it is does there?
140
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Really? It's Tuesday here.
What day is it there?
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Jerry's teasing.
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Oh, oh, commercial.
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Oh, you're going to the bathroom?
Yeah, I'll go too.
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Madeline stays here.
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Hey, T-Bone.
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No, no T-Bone.
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- No T-Bone?
- Hey, is that T-Bone?
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No. There's no T-Bone.
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- Why no T-Bone?
- Why no T-Bone?
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Because Neil Watkins
from Accounting is T-Bone.
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I'm back. Hey, you wanna
play cards over the phone?
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All right.
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Oh, hey, listen, Jerry.
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Laundry's piling up there.
You might wanna tell your girlfriend.
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Your girlfriend
is doing your laundry?
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He's sleeping with his maid.
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- You're sleeping with the maid?
- Yes.
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I've done that.
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- Did you ever eat an ostrich burger?
- No.
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You're probably one of those women
who doesn't give out her number.
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No, I'm not. Here you go.
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- Six-four-six?
- It's a new area code.
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What area? New Jersey?
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No, no, it's right here in the city.
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It's the same as 212,
they just multiplied it by three.
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And then they added one
to the middle number.
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It's the same.
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Do I have to dial a "1" first?
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I'm really kind of seeing somebody.
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Yeah? Well, so am I.
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Excuse me, can I talk to you
for a second there, Watkins?
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It's T-Bone.
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The thing is,
I'm supposed to be T-Bone.
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You're not a T-Bone.
You're a perfect George.
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What? Now, you listen to me.
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Boy, look at George,
just giving it to T-Bone.
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He's jumping up and down
like some kind of monkey.
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Hey, what was the name of that...
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That monkey that could read
sign language?
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All right, you can have T-Bone.
Stop crying.
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I'm not crying.
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And I shouldn't have said that
about your wife.
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Please accept my apologies.
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Okay, everybody,
I have an announcement to make.
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From now on, I will be known as...
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Koko, the monkey.
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- What?
- Koko.
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Koko. Koko. Koko....
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Thank you both for being here.
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Excuse me, I live in the building.
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00:11:09,546 --> 00:11:11,238
Did something happen
to Mrs. Krantz?
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She passed.
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- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Thank you.
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Quick question...
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did she by any chance
have a 212 phone number?
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I can't find my earring.
197
00:11:26,296 --> 00:11:27,555
Oh, here it is.
198
00:11:27,629 --> 00:11:30,755
Listen, can I borrow your suitcases?
199
00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:33,128
- Yeah, it's in your closet.
- No, no, no. I looked.
200
00:11:33,202 --> 00:11:35,634
They're behind my skis
and my tennis racket.
201
00:11:36,204 --> 00:11:37,738
- Thanks, buddy.
- Where you going?
202
00:11:37,806 --> 00:11:41,069
I'm getting out of town. I'm gonna
visit Madeline for the weekend.
203
00:11:41,142 --> 00:11:44,110
This place is looking kind of messy.
What happened to Cindy?
204
00:11:44,179 --> 00:11:47,111
Oh, she's here.
She's just didn't get around to it.
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Hi, Kramer.
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Thanks, Jerry. Bye.
207
00:11:58,493 --> 00:11:59,719
Well, what's the matter?
208
00:11:59,794 --> 00:12:01,418
What did I just pay for?
209
00:12:03,397 --> 00:12:05,760
You're a john.
210
00:12:12,672 --> 00:12:15,037
- Koko?
- Koko.
211
00:12:15,108 --> 00:12:18,507
Well, it's probably
the most intelligent ape there is.
212
00:12:18,979 --> 00:12:20,569
Yeah.
213
00:12:21,281 --> 00:12:23,747
So how's Cindy the maid?
214
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Everything's going great,
except basically, I'm paying for sex.
215
00:12:26,887 --> 00:12:29,421
Tell me about it.
I went out with a girl last week.
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- First I paid for dinner...
- No, George.
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She's coming over and not cleaning.
It's like I'm seeing a prostitute.
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00:12:35,828 --> 00:12:37,794
- How much you pay this maid?
- Forty.
219
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Forty? I'm paying 60 to my maid.
220
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She doesn't do laundry
and I'm getting nothing.
221
00:12:41,934 --> 00:12:44,400
- All right.
- Once she pinched my ass...
222
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but I don't know what that was.
223
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I don't know what this is.
224
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Hey, hey, hey.
225
00:12:53,045 --> 00:12:55,511
Jerry, you wouldn't believe
what it's like down there.
226
00:12:55,581 --> 00:12:59,172
Taxi cab drivers are insane.
You know, everybody is in a hurry.
227
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I can't eat with you
leaning over like this.
228
00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:03,210
Just look straight forward.
229
00:13:04,389 --> 00:13:06,957
- Well, now I can't see Jerry.
- I look about the same.
230
00:13:07,026 --> 00:13:08,956
- What?
- I was talking to him.
231
00:13:09,027 --> 00:13:10,890
- What?
- Never mind.
232
00:13:10,962 --> 00:13:12,757
- Come on, what did he say?
- Never mind.
233
00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:16,832
- Jerry, come on, what'd you say?
- What?
234
00:13:17,802 --> 00:13:20,370
- Where'd you go?
- Go back.
235
00:13:20,905 --> 00:13:23,666
- What'd you say?
- I said never mind.
236
00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:25,172
Yeah, I know that.
237
00:13:26,444 --> 00:13:28,067
I hate the counter.
238
00:13:28,145 --> 00:13:29,507
- Hey.
- Hey.
239
00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:31,546
Oh, I hate the counter.
240
00:13:31,616 --> 00:13:33,080
Yeah, who's that?
241
00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:34,376
I got a 212 number...
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00:13:34,451 --> 00:13:37,019
from this little old lady
in my building, Mrs. Krantz.
243
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- She didn't mind?
- No, she died.
244
00:13:38,622 --> 00:13:40,883
- That's great.
- What happened to Mrs. Krantz?
245
00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:42,888
Elaine got a new number
because she died.
246
00:13:44,227 --> 00:13:45,988
Newman died?
247
00:13:46,063 --> 00:13:48,323
- What did he say?
- Some new kind of pie.
248
00:13:48,397 --> 00:13:50,591
- I'll try a piece.
- Who's down there?
249
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,666
Hey, there's a booth.
250
00:13:54,136 --> 00:13:56,000
- Hey, Elaine.
- Oh, hi.
251
00:13:56,306 --> 00:13:59,499
- Did you hear about Newman?
- What?
252
00:14:02,178 --> 00:14:04,576
So how's it going at work?
Did they get tired of it?
253
00:14:04,647 --> 00:14:06,146
Oh, yeah.
254
00:14:09,452 --> 00:14:12,782
- Double zero?
- It's "oo."
255
00:14:12,854 --> 00:14:14,718
As in:
256
00:14:15,758 --> 00:14:17,415
Your nickname's Koko?
257
00:14:18,493 --> 00:14:21,028
One of the girls at the maid
service is named Coco.
258
00:14:21,097 --> 00:14:24,029
- Really? Coco?
- Yeah. Coco.
259
00:14:24,099 --> 00:14:26,326
That girl's all right.
260
00:14:26,835 --> 00:14:29,495
You know, if I could get this
Coco woman down to Kruger...
261
00:14:29,571 --> 00:14:32,071
then they wouldn't be able to
call me Koko anymore.
262
00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:34,105
Because Kruger
would never allow two Kokos.
263
00:14:34,175 --> 00:14:36,435
Sounds like he runs a real
tight ship.
264
00:14:36,510 --> 00:14:39,239
Say goodbye to Koko.
265
00:14:39,314 --> 00:14:42,405
- Goodbye, Koko.
- Goodbye, Koko.
266
00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:46,380
Jerry, this relationship
is killing me.
267
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:49,250
The distance, the longing,
the distance, the...
268
00:14:49,324 --> 00:14:52,449
You know, I didn't realize it,
but I'm a needy person.
269
00:14:52,693 --> 00:14:54,920
Kramer, maybe this relationship
isn't for you.
270
00:14:54,996 --> 00:14:57,757
Oh, yeah? So, what am I supposed
to do? Be more like you?
271
00:14:57,831 --> 00:15:00,899
All sealed up in here,
emotionally unavailable?
272
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,593
Paying scrubwomen
for sexual favors?
273
00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:06,204
No. Jerry. I won't be like you.
274
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,568
Never. I'll never be like you.
275
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,643
- What was that?
- I didn't hear anything.
276
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,806
- All right, I'm taking off.
- Okay.
277
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,049
- Aren't you forgetting something?
- Oh, right.
278
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,189
It was great seeing you again.
I love your outfit.
279
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:26,789
No, my money.
280
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,385
- For what?
- For my maid services.
281
00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:33,089
- You booked me for today.
- But you really didn't do any work.
282
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,527
I made the bed.
283
00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:36,758
But you took a nap in it.
284
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,027
So?
285
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,104
I thought that was kind of
girlfriend bed-making.
286
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:42,672
No, that was the maid.
287
00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:43,865
Who took the nap?
288
00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:45,304
The girlfriend.
289
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:48,474
Forty dollars seems
kind of steep for a nap.
290
00:15:48,546 --> 00:15:50,774
So, what are you saying?
That I'm a bad maid...
291
00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:52,507
or some kind of a prostitute?
292
00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:59,649
Hold on.
Let's keep this sophisticated.
293
00:15:59,724 --> 00:16:02,521
You know, I don't think I wanna be
your girlfriend or maid.
294
00:16:02,993 --> 00:16:04,685
So is this a break-up/quitting?
295
00:16:04,762 --> 00:16:07,195
Yeah. Don't ever call me
or hire me again.
296
00:16:07,265 --> 00:16:11,994
Oh, yeah? Well, then we're through
and you're fired.
297
00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:16,231
- Sign here.
- Yes.
298
00:16:16,307 --> 00:16:17,601
Two-one-two,
299
00:16:17,707 --> 00:16:19,867
Hey, what happened to the guy
I had last time?
300
00:16:19,944 --> 00:16:21,671
Oh, you know, it's an odd thing.
301
00:16:21,746 --> 00:16:24,814
He went out on a job,
never came back.
302
00:16:24,882 --> 00:16:26,574
Nobody knows what happened.
303
00:16:30,353 --> 00:16:33,013
All right. I am back in the game.
304
00:16:33,089 --> 00:16:35,316
- Hello?
- Gammy.
305
00:16:35,391 --> 00:16:38,483
- No, you got the wrong number, kid.
- Gammy Krantz?
306
00:16:38,561 --> 00:16:41,824
It's your grandson Bobby.
Why haven't you called?
307
00:16:41,897 --> 00:16:44,023
Oh, nuts.
308
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:47,902
Do you hate me
because of my lazy eye?
309
00:16:48,838 --> 00:16:54,068
No, it's just that I've been
kind of buried over here.
310
00:16:56,678 --> 00:16:58,905
So the kid doesn't know
his grandmother is dead?
311
00:16:58,981 --> 00:17:01,345
- G-5.
- Hit.
312
00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:03,507
No, I guess his parents
didn't wanna tell him.
313
00:17:03,585 --> 00:17:06,175
- B-2?
- Miss.
314
00:17:06,254 --> 00:17:08,550
He called six times yesterday.
315
00:17:08,624 --> 00:17:11,556
What a nightmare it must be
to have a real family.
316
00:17:11,626 --> 00:17:13,661
I wouldn't worry about it.
317
00:17:13,729 --> 00:17:15,989
- B-6?
- Hit.
318
00:17:16,063 --> 00:17:17,960
You sank my submarine.
319
00:17:18,032 --> 00:17:20,158
Elaine?
320
00:17:28,543 --> 00:17:30,941
- Hello?
- You have a collect call from...
321
00:17:31,012 --> 00:17:33,444
- Hey, buddy, don't say no!
- I accept.
322
00:17:33,514 --> 00:17:36,605
I went down to Madeline's.
I told her you gotta move or it's over.
323
00:17:36,683 --> 00:17:39,116
- Well, what happened?
- I think it's over.
324
00:17:40,453 --> 00:17:42,384
We had a big fight,
she threw me out...
325
00:17:42,455 --> 00:17:44,649
I started walking
and now I'm lost downtown.
326
00:17:44,725 --> 00:17:47,622
I don't have any money.
I don't recognize anybody.
327
00:17:47,694 --> 00:17:51,525
I miss home.
I don't even know how to get there.
328
00:17:52,732 --> 00:17:56,029
- What's around you?
- I'm looking at Ray's Pizza.
329
00:17:56,102 --> 00:17:58,329
- You know where that is?
- Is it Famous Ray's?
330
00:17:58,405 --> 00:18:01,474
- No, it's Original Ray's.
- Famous Original Ray's?
331
00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:03,074
It's just Original, Jerry.
332
00:18:04,510 --> 00:18:06,100
Well, what street are you on?
333
00:18:07,447 --> 00:18:09,776
Okay, I'm on 1st and 1st.
334
00:18:09,849 --> 00:18:12,509
How can the same street
intersect with itself?
335
00:18:12,585 --> 00:18:15,483
I must be at the nexus
of the universe.
336
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:18,122
Just wait there. I'll pick you up.
And Kramer...
337
00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:22,750
stay alive. No matter what occurs,
I will find you.
338
00:18:26,498 --> 00:18:28,463
- You Steinfeld?
- Yeah.
339
00:18:28,533 --> 00:18:31,694
My name is Maxwell.
I'm from Maid to Order.
340
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:33,666
It's a pun.
341
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,068
- I sent one of my girls to your place.
- Cindy.
342
00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:39,004
She says she had a little problem
with you, you didn't pay.
343
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,441
She didn't really do
what she was supposed to do.
344
00:18:41,512 --> 00:18:43,603
Oh, yeah? She told me
what you like.
345
00:18:43,681 --> 00:18:45,408
You're a little sickie, aren't you?
346
00:18:45,483 --> 00:18:47,983
Disinfectant on the blinds,
vacuuming the couch.
347
00:18:48,051 --> 00:18:50,552
Hey, hey, come on, come on.
I gotta live around here.
348
00:18:50,622 --> 00:18:53,019
You know what I do to people
who stiff me on a job?
349
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,853
- What?
- It kind of depends on the situation.
350
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:59,484
But if I don't get my money from you,
I'm gonna get it from her.
351
00:18:59,563 --> 00:19:02,497
I don't want any trouble.
You want the money, here it is.
352
00:19:02,566 --> 00:19:04,463
Give it to the girl.
353
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,659
I'm an independent contractor.
354
00:19:06,738 --> 00:19:08,998
Tax purposes.
355
00:19:11,642 --> 00:19:15,303
Bobby, you gotta
stop calling your gammy.
356
00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:16,741
Why?
357
00:19:16,813 --> 00:19:19,347
Because sometimes you call
very early in the morning...
358
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:23,508
when Gammy has been out late
the night before.
359
00:19:23,653 --> 00:19:26,813
And sometimes
when Gammy's not alone.
360
00:19:27,023 --> 00:19:31,254
Your parents still haven't said
anything to you about your gammy?
361
00:19:32,061 --> 00:19:34,686
All right. Here we go.
362
00:19:37,099 --> 00:19:39,724
Gammy doesn't feel so good.
363
00:19:39,802 --> 00:19:42,301
I think Gammy might be dying.
364
00:19:42,370 --> 00:19:46,566
Yup, yup. Okay. Goodbye, Bobby.
Don't call anymore.
365
00:19:46,641 --> 00:19:49,108
I'm dead now. Gotta go.
366
00:19:51,246 --> 00:19:54,406
Nine-one-one.
367
00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:58,175
Nexus of the universe.
368
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:00,517
Hey.
369
00:20:02,057 --> 00:20:04,318
Cindy. Cindy.
370
00:20:04,993 --> 00:20:07,186
- What do you want?
- Here. I got your money.
371
00:20:07,262 --> 00:20:09,193
I don't want any money from you.
372
00:20:09,264 --> 00:20:11,456
Come on, take it. It's money.
373
00:20:11,532 --> 00:20:15,466
- Let me give it to you.
- Looking for a good time, sir?
374
00:20:15,536 --> 00:20:19,198
You wanna step out of the car,
sickie?
375
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:24,908
Well, this is all very sophisticated.
376
00:20:27,715 --> 00:20:30,943
All right, hang on, Gammy.
You're gonna make it.
377
00:20:37,091 --> 00:20:38,783
Hey, you look a little lost.
378
00:20:38,859 --> 00:20:41,153
- You from around here?
- No.
379
00:20:41,227 --> 00:20:43,193
- You know where you're going?
- Not really.
380
00:20:43,263 --> 00:20:46,160
My friend was supposed to pick
me up. I don't know where he is.
381
00:20:46,232 --> 00:20:48,095
Doesn't sound like much
of a friend.
382
00:20:49,702 --> 00:20:52,134
- You got any money?
- No.
383
00:20:52,205 --> 00:20:53,636
You wanna make some?
384
00:20:54,106 --> 00:20:55,435
Okay.
385
00:20:55,942 --> 00:20:58,602
Do you know how
to use a mop wringer?
386
00:20:59,111 --> 00:21:00,611
Yeah, yeah.
387
00:21:02,081 --> 00:21:03,648
Why don't you get in the car?
388
00:21:07,487 --> 00:21:09,349
Hi.
389
00:21:10,455 --> 00:21:12,786
These are soft seats.
390
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:26,164
Hey, Koko, who's this?
391
00:21:26,805 --> 00:21:30,671
This is our new vice president
of acquisitions, sir.
392
00:21:30,742 --> 00:21:33,503
So you're just hiring
new people now?
393
00:21:34,712 --> 00:21:37,509
That's your job? To hire people?
394
00:21:39,517 --> 00:21:41,175
Yes.
395
00:21:41,886 --> 00:21:43,681
Okay, good enough for me, Koko.
396
00:21:46,190 --> 00:21:50,124
- Well, what's your name?
- My name is Coco. Coco Higgins.
397
00:21:50,194 --> 00:21:54,354
- What, Coco?
- We can't have two Cocos.
398
00:21:54,698 --> 00:21:56,561
So I guess you're back
to being George.
399
00:21:57,001 --> 00:21:58,965
Well, it was a hell of a ride.
400
00:21:59,035 --> 00:22:02,502
All right. The Grace Building.
401
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:07,041
There's a big stain on the front.
How do we get it off?
402
00:22:07,444 --> 00:22:09,512
When I was a little girl in Jamaica...
403
00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:12,112
my gammy taught me
to take a wet rag and...
404
00:22:12,181 --> 00:22:18,277
Excuse me, vice president Coco.
No one cares about your gammy.
405
00:22:18,655 --> 00:22:21,019
What did you say about my gammy?
406
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:22,214
Forget Gammy.
407
00:22:22,291 --> 00:22:24,553
- Who's Gammy?
- There's no Gammy.
408
00:22:24,627 --> 00:22:26,421
Maybe there should be a Gammy.
409
00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:30,056
- Oh, no.
- George.
410
00:22:30,132 --> 00:22:33,395
Gammy. Gammy. Gammy.
Gammy. Gammy. Gammy.
411
00:22:33,469 --> 00:22:35,594
Gammy's getting upset.
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