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Okay, the Burns Brothers
Construction website
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is live... now.
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- Yeah!
- All right.
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Well, it's been live for
a while, but I thought
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this way would be more
dramatic. And it was.
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Oh...
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This is great, Lowell.
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I love the pictures.
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Hey, thanks for making
my arm muscles so big.
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Fun fact, those are Hulk Hogan's arms.
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Why did you give Don
a handlebar mustache?
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Well, I asked for that.
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It makes me look like
a riverboat gambler.
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Oh.
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I think it makes you look
like a '70s porn star.
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I like that better.
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Uh, hey, I meant to ask.
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Sunday night, how about you and Andi
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have dinner with me and Jen?
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Who's Jen? Your parrot?
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- No, she's my wife.
- Oh.
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Adam, I don't know if you know this,
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but I consider you a role
model, a mentor, a hero.
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Andi, you hear that?
You're married to a hero.
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It would really mean a lot to me
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if you guys got to be friends with Jen.
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Well, I can't believe we
might actually meet your wife.
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I mean, I've known you three years,
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I've never seen her once.
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Yeah, she travels a lot for work,
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but she's in town right now.
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Uh-huh. And by travels, you
mean flies around like a parrot?
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No, she's not a bird, Don.
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All right, all right, all right,
Lowell, let's speak freely.
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Okay, is there a chance that at dinner,
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you will excuse yourself and go upstairs
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and come back down in a dress
calling yourself Jen? Huh?
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- Like-like a Mrs. Doubtfire thing.
- Yeah.
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Jen exists. She's not a parrot,
she's not Mrs. Doubtfire.
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I've never had to say any of this.
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Lowell, we're sorry.
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We would love to have
dinner with you guys.
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Uh, why don't you
come over Sunday night?
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I'll make a lasagna.
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Yeah, maybe pull the
blinds over the windows
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so she doesn't fly into the glass.
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She's not a bird, Don.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, I'm vouching for you here,
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so I'm gonna look like an
idiot if you walk in the door
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with your wife on your shoulder.
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All right, Lowell and
Jen'll be here any minute.
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I got three bottles of wine.
Do you think that's enough?
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I have no idea.
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I mean, we don't know who or what
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is gonna come through that
front door with Lowell.
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I mean, we've never seen Jen.
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Yeah. There's got to be a reason.
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- Yeah.
- Maybe she's really old.
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You know?
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Like, uh, Granny from
The Beverly Hillbillies.
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- Hey, I could see Granny marrying Lowell.
- Yeah.
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Look, how-how late do you
think this thing is gonna go?
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'Cause I got a very important date
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with taking off my
pants and watching TV.
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I am way ahead of you on
that. Katie's gonna come down
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around 9:30 and say
she's not feeling well.
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End the night gracefully.
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Nice. Nice.
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We'll sick-kid 'em. I mean,
we spent a lot of money
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on these kids, it's time
to get some use out of 'em.
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Right?
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Hi, everybody. This is Jen.
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He's alone. It's happening.
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No, she's coming right behind me.
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Oh, hi.
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Dad, my birthday wish came true.
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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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And that's when I realized I couldn't be
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a swimsuit model forever.
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So I opened my own agency.
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- You were a model?
- Mm-hmm.
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I-I can see that. Sure, sure.
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Not to brag, but she
was the first one to say
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"Why do we only show
cleavage from the front?
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Why can't we show some from the side?"
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You invented side-boob?
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So how-how come we never
see you around school?
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Well, I travel a lot for work.
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And I hate to miss that stuff.
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You know how it is when
you're a working mom.
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You always feel guilty about something.
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I do know that. Oh, my God.
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I love her. She gets me.
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Just like I get you, Adam.
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This doesn't seem fair.
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So how did you two meet?
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Like,
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what place are you two people
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both going?
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It's actually a pretty romantic story.
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We were in the Peace Corps,
building schools in the Amazon.
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What the... what? The Amazon?
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One day, we were deep in the jungle
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and I fell and broke my ankle.
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And Lowell carried me
two miles back to camp.
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You carried her?
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Wait, this really happened?
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Pick her up right now.
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And this sweet, caring
man spent hours with me
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each day while I recovered.
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She would sleep and I
would just watch her.
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First woman I ever dated who
didn't find that disturbing.
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So anyway, just before I was sent home,
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Lowell made me this little house
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out of twigs that he wove together
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to represent the home
we would live in someday.
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And that sealed the deal.
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L.L.W. Ladies love weaving.
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So that's our story.
How did you two meet?
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Uh, it was, uh, kind
of a similar situation.
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Yeah, there was an injury.
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Uh, Andi got thrown
off a mechanical bull.
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And I treated the
pain with, uh, tequila.
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L.L.T. Ladies love tequila.
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Mom, Dad,
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I'm not feeling very well.
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Yeah, yeah, just go to sleep.
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But Mom told me to come down here...
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No, I didn't. No, I didn't.
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No, uh-uh. Nope.
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No. Love you. Off you go.
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Teenagers.
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Um, so why don't you guys
go into the living room
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and, uh, we'll bring in some coffees?
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- Yeah.
- I'll help.
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Okay.
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Wow, Lowell,
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she's so great.
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I mean, who knew you
were such a secret stud?
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Thanks.
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I still have a lot to learn from Adam.
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I'm not sure you do.
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Well, I'm glad you guys like her.
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Wow. We have a cool new friend couple.
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I know, I can't believe we
were gonna sick-kid them.
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No, we were gonna sick-kid
Lowell and Lowell in a dress.
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Now, let's get in there and
party with our new friends.
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We might even stay up past 10:00.
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Ooh.
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- Like we almost did on New Year's Eve.
- Yeah.
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Where you guys going?
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Oh, I'm so sorry. We just
got a text from our babysitter
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that our daughter isn't feeling well.
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So we have to go.
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You have a sick kid?
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Yeah. She probably has
the same thing Kate does.
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Oh.
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I'm sure she has exactly
the same thing Kate does.
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Thanks for everything.
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Nice to meet you guys.
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- You, too.
- Bye-bye.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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You know what just happened.
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Yeah.
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They sick-kidded us.
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You still want to stay up till 10:00?
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Well, not if it's just us.
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So, Lowell's wife is a hottie, huh?
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She's all right.
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Oh, come on.
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All right, she's smokin'.
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Yeah.
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And-and... and she's past the
kind of hot that makes you mad.
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You just... you just want
to give her presents. I...
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How do you think he pulled that off?
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Well, I know what it is.
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Lowell smells like a baby
and women love babies.
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That's as good an explanation as any.
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So are you guys gonna hang
out with those guys again?
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Probably not. They sick-kidded us.
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- Ooh.
- Ooh, that's rough, man.
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Yeah, I mean, I was all
set for a night of partying
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and then it was just me
wandering around the house
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in my robe, looking
for my reading glasses.
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- And they were on my head.
- Yeah.
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Well, looks like you
guys are the number two
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- couple now.
- Yeah.
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- Just like we usually are.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, what are you talking about?
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Oh, come on. When we hang out,
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you guys are the number one couple
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and we're number two.
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That's not true.
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And you don't rank couples.
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You rank colleges and football teams,
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and, secretly, your kids.
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You know how it is.
When we go to the movies,
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you get the aisle seats,
you get to choose the candy.
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Raisinets? What are you guys, 70?
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I like Raisinets.
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- Me, too.
- Yeah, what's wrong with that?
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You know you can buy
your own candy, right?
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Babe, maybe we should get
together with Lowell and Jen.
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No, no, no. We call dibs.
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Dibs have been called.
Everybody heard it.
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Well, your dibs have no meaning
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since they pretended to have a sick kid
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just to get away from you.
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Wha... no, no, no, no.
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We don't know for sure
they were pretending.
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Their daughter might
have actually been sick.
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Yeah, kids get sick.
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- It happens all the time.
- Yeah.
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It's just funny to watch you
guys get all bent out of shape
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being somebody's number two.
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We are not number two.
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Yeah, and I'll prove it to you.
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I'm doing school pickup
tomorrow and I guarantee you
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- their daughter is gonna be out sick.
- Yeah.
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Yeah and when that little girl
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is sick, we are gonna laugh and laugh.
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Well, you know what I mean.
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Hey, butterbean.
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Hey, Mrs. Rodriguez.
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How's it going? How's your, uh...
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whatever you have?
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What do you want, Burns?
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Well, uh, I was just wondering,
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uh, was Lowell's
daughter in school today?
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Lucy?
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Well, I don't know.
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Sure, let's say Lucy.
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Yeah, she was here.
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What? And she seemed okay? No sniffles?
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No.
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- Cough?
- No.
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Pox of any kind?
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Yeah, she was fine.
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- What's going on?
- Nothing.
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I just...
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We were at dinner with Lowell
and Jen the other night.
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And they said their daughter
was sick and left early.
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You got sick-kidded.
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See, that's when people make up that...
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I know what it is.
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Well?
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She's perfectly healthy.
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Son of a bitch!
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I can't believe Lowell
and Jen would lie about
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having a sick kid just
so they wouldn't have to
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hang out with us.
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I know, it seemed clever
when we thought of it,
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but just hurtful when they did it.
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You know what this is?
256
00:10:34,607 --> 00:10:35,889
They think we're boring.
257
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,168
Us?
258
00:10:38,007 --> 00:10:38,993
Boring?
259
00:10:40,462 --> 00:10:42,906
Do boring people go to Orlando?
260
00:10:42,912 --> 00:10:44,378
I don't...
261
00:10:46,822 --> 00:10:49,266
I'm just saying, we don't do
all the stuff we used to do
262
00:10:49,272 --> 00:10:50,488
when we were younger.
263
00:10:50,494 --> 00:10:53,306
Well, we're not as limber
as we were back then.
264
00:10:53,816 --> 00:10:54,605
You know? I mean,
265
00:10:54,611 --> 00:10:56,142
- with my back, I can't get around...
- No, no, no,
266
00:10:56,144 --> 00:10:58,421
not that stuff. No!
267
00:11:00,282 --> 00:11:03,055
This is just... it...
this is a wake-up call.
268
00:11:03,061 --> 00:11:05,118
Oh, I hate wake-up calls.
269
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,821
Well, I mean, come on,
270
00:11:07,823 --> 00:11:09,249
when we were 26,
271
00:11:09,255 --> 00:11:10,824
we were super cool.
272
00:11:10,826 --> 00:11:12,979
I mean, we used to hang out at bars,
273
00:11:12,985 --> 00:11:15,228
and-and go to concerts, and...
274
00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:16,930
stay awake for the end of movies.
275
00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:20,319
I mean, did Matt Damon
ever get off Mars?
276
00:11:20,325 --> 00:11:21,715
We don't know.
277
00:11:23,672 --> 00:11:25,539
I mean, when-when was
the last time we went to,
278
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:26,993
I don't know, a play?
279
00:11:27,343 --> 00:11:28,141
Last spring.
280
00:11:28,143 --> 00:11:30,043
Harlem Globetrotters.
281
00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:32,312
That's not a play.
282
00:11:32,314 --> 00:11:36,383
Good defeats evil, it's like
the oldest story there is.
283
00:11:36,385 --> 00:11:40,086
Just... doesn't last
night make you wonder if...
284
00:11:40,088 --> 00:11:43,056
I don't know, we've slipped a little?
285
00:11:44,779 --> 00:11:47,594
Come on, who cares if
we've slipped a little?
286
00:11:48,183 --> 00:11:50,376
Huh? The whole point of being married
287
00:11:50,382 --> 00:11:53,383
is that we don't have to do
interesting things anymore.
288
00:11:55,504 --> 00:12:00,607
This is the time of our lives
to just stay home and eat.
289
00:12:01,091 --> 00:12:02,506
Hmm?
290
00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:04,544
We're fine, okay?
291
00:12:04,546 --> 00:12:06,146
Okay.
292
00:12:06,148 --> 00:12:07,347
Well, then...
293
00:12:07,349 --> 00:12:09,449
why did Lowell and Jen bail on us?
294
00:12:09,451 --> 00:12:10,850
I don't know.
295
00:12:10,852 --> 00:12:12,719
I guess we were
expecting Granny Clampett,
296
00:12:12,721 --> 00:12:15,518
so we half-assed the dinner.
297
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,223
Oh, my God, you're right.
298
00:12:17,225 --> 00:12:18,792
We didn't bring our A game.
299
00:12:18,794 --> 00:12:21,595
I mean, obviously, we
can do better, right?
300
00:12:21,597 --> 00:12:23,129
Well, of course we can.
301
00:12:23,131 --> 00:12:25,198
We're fun. We're Andi and Adam, damn it.
302
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,209
Hell yeah, we are, we're interesting.
303
00:12:27,215 --> 00:12:29,215
Yeah... hey, hey! Hey.
304
00:12:29,371 --> 00:12:32,005
Terry Bradshaw tried to
sleep with you on a plane.
305
00:12:33,742 --> 00:12:35,832
How did we not tell that story?
306
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:39,775
Because Jen was like a
flash grenade, you know?
307
00:12:39,781 --> 00:12:41,244
We were stunned.
308
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,535
The lady invented side-boob.
309
00:12:44,156 --> 00:12:45,197
I mean,
310
00:12:45,203 --> 00:12:47,184
what kind of boob did we invent?
311
00:12:47,956 --> 00:12:49,489
None.
312
00:12:50,338 --> 00:12:53,197
Well, I accidentally
invented one in and one out
313
00:12:53,203 --> 00:12:54,672
on a roller coaster.
314
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:55,929
Right, right,
315
00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:58,298
when you flashed that
church group at Six Flags.
316
00:12:58,300 --> 00:12:59,234
Yeah.
317
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,001
Yeah, another good story.
318
00:13:01,003 --> 00:13:03,034
Yeah. Okay, you know what?
319
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:03,937
Here's what we're gonna do:
320
00:13:03,939 --> 00:13:05,733
I'm gonna make some of my famous
321
00:13:05,739 --> 00:13:06,706
ginger chicken soup,
322
00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:09,109
and we're gonna casually
swing by their place,
323
00:13:09,111 --> 00:13:11,144
and drop it off for their fake sick kid.
324
00:13:11,794 --> 00:13:13,928
Nice, yeah, and they'll
have to invite us in
325
00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:15,081
because that's what you do.
326
00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:17,295
Yeah, and-and-and we'll be charming,
327
00:13:17,301 --> 00:13:18,769
and we'll-we'll give them our stories,
328
00:13:18,775 --> 00:13:20,190
the Terry Bradshaw mile high club
329
00:13:20,196 --> 00:13:22,089
and the roller coaster peek-a-boo.
330
00:13:22,095 --> 00:13:24,861
Yeah, yeah... well, wait,
331
00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:26,593
how will we know if we
turned this thing around?
332
00:13:26,595 --> 00:13:28,928
Because they'll want to
make plans with us again.
333
00:13:29,189 --> 00:13:31,598
We get the plans,
Adam and Andi are back.
334
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,464
Where are you going?
335
00:13:35,531 --> 00:13:37,732
To the store, I don't
have time to make soup.
336
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,110
- Hey!
- Hi, there!
337
00:13:44,112 --> 00:13:45,341
Hey, guys.
338
00:13:45,347 --> 00:13:46,859
Um, I-I made some soup
339
00:13:46,865 --> 00:13:48,400
- for your sick daughter.
- Yeah, honey,
340
00:13:48,406 --> 00:13:50,087
didn't you get the recipe for that soup
341
00:13:50,093 --> 00:13:51,978
from Terry Bradshaw when
he tried to sleep with you
342
00:13:51,984 --> 00:13:53,383
on an airplane?
343
00:13:56,148 --> 00:13:58,353
Yeah, that is where I got it, yeah.
344
00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,893
I've got to hear the end of that story.
345
00:13:59,895 --> 00:14:01,161
Come on in.
346
00:14:01,468 --> 00:14:02,529
Wait, that is the end of the story,
347
00:14:02,531 --> 00:14:04,071
there's no more story.
348
00:14:05,313 --> 00:14:05,965
I don't know,
349
00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:08,068
maybe just say you
slept with him. Come on.
350
00:14:09,396 --> 00:14:10,503
Can I get you guys a drink?
351
00:14:10,505 --> 00:14:11,738
I'm just muddling some limes.
352
00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:13,740
Oh, what'd they ever do to you?
353
00:14:15,405 --> 00:14:17,226
- Stick to the stories.
- Yeah, okay.
354
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:20,280
Oh, hey, uh, Jen, is that
the house Lowell made for you?
355
00:14:20,282 --> 00:14:21,581
- Yeah.
- That's really impressive.
356
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,550
Oh, wow. You know, uh,
357
00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:25,518
Adam made a people-sized
house all by himself
358
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,953
when he was only 22.
359
00:14:26,955 --> 00:14:28,354
- Really?
- Yeah.
360
00:14:28,356 --> 00:14:30,777
And it fell down by the time he was 23.
361
00:14:33,261 --> 00:14:34,623
Don? Marcy?
362
00:14:34,629 --> 00:14:36,773
I was just giving them a
tour and we heard your voices.
363
00:14:36,779 --> 00:14:38,832
We thought it'd be fun to
reach out to new friends.
364
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,078
You know, who might like
365
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,812
- different movie candy.
- Mm-hmm.
366
00:14:42,934 --> 00:14:45,290
That's a very specific thing
to look for in a friend.
367
00:14:46,306 --> 00:14:48,435
Lowell, let's take this soup in
the kitchen and we'll bring out
368
00:14:48,441 --> 00:14:49,476
coffee and desserts for everyone.
369
00:14:49,478 --> 00:14:51,044
- Oh, that's sweet, Jen.
- Oh, that's so nice.
370
00:14:51,046 --> 00:14:52,512
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
371
00:14:52,514 --> 00:14:54,247
Okay.
372
00:14:54,459 --> 00:14:56,459
What are you doing here? We had dibs.
373
00:14:57,253 --> 00:14:58,773
They disregarded our dibs.
374
00:14:58,779 --> 00:15:02,036
Listen, you need to leave
so that Lowell and Jen
375
00:15:02,042 --> 00:15:04,524
can see what an interesting
couple Andi and I are.
376
00:15:04,526 --> 00:15:06,313
We are not leaving,
you guys had your chance
377
00:15:06,319 --> 00:15:07,827
- and you screwed the pooch.
- Mm-hmm.
378
00:15:07,829 --> 00:15:09,229
What...
379
00:15:09,231 --> 00:15:11,598
Whoa, I wouldn't say
we screwed the pooch.
380
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,866
I mean, if anything,
381
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:15,235
we just... we-we
underwhelmed the pooch.
382
00:15:15,809 --> 00:15:18,938
Marcy, Don's only here so
he can see how hot Jen is.
383
00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:20,740
That's why I'm here, too.
384
00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:24,344
Us hot people, we like
to check each other out.
385
00:15:25,369 --> 00:15:27,413
We're just looking around
for new couple friends since,
386
00:15:27,419 --> 00:15:29,174
well, you guys made it
pretty clear the other night
387
00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:30,316
- what you really think of us.
- Yeah.
388
00:15:30,318 --> 00:15:31,684
You guys said all that.
389
00:15:31,686 --> 00:15:33,286
Yeah, you didn't disagree.
390
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,918
No, we did disagree.
391
00:15:36,716 --> 00:15:37,740
Yeah, but, you know,
392
00:15:37,745 --> 00:15:39,226
- we didn't believe you.
- Yeah.
393
00:15:39,885 --> 00:15:41,261
And we thought, if we're number two,
394
00:15:41,263 --> 00:15:42,695
then we should upgrade
395
00:15:42,697 --> 00:15:44,631
and be number two with them.
396
00:15:45,506 --> 00:15:47,267
Yeah, us number twos are scrappy.
397
00:15:47,269 --> 00:15:49,202
- We're survivors.
- Yeah.
398
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,698
Oh, they invited us to
take a trip with them
399
00:15:51,704 --> 00:15:52,937
to see the wildflowers.
400
00:15:52,943 --> 00:15:54,574
They took our plans.
401
00:15:54,576 --> 00:15:55,975
- We're number three!
- No.
402
00:15:55,977 --> 00:15:57,777
Okay, honey, this is ridiculous.
403
00:15:57,779 --> 00:15:59,345
All right? We don't need other people
404
00:15:59,347 --> 00:16:01,881
to make us feel good about ourselves.
405
00:16:01,883 --> 00:16:03,082
We're Adam and Andi.
406
00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:05,318
- Yeah.
- Right?
407
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,195
I mean, Terry Bradshaw,
408
00:16:07,201 --> 00:16:08,515
or a man that looked somewhat like him,
409
00:16:08,521 --> 00:16:09,923
hit on me once.
410
00:16:10,668 --> 00:16:12,339
- Wait, you're saying it wasn't actually...
- Oh, not now!
411
00:16:12,345 --> 00:16:14,093
You're right, you're right,
let's just go say our good-byes.
412
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,647
Yeah, and the most important thing is
413
00:16:15,653 --> 00:16:17,186
that we leave here with our dignity.
414
00:16:17,192 --> 00:16:18,725
Yeah.
415
00:16:21,636 --> 00:16:23,036
Hey, hi.
416
00:16:23,038 --> 00:16:24,589
Oh, you don't need to weld our desserts.
417
00:16:24,595 --> 00:16:26,306
We're, uh, we're taking off.
418
00:16:27,142 --> 00:16:28,156
What? No.
419
00:16:28,162 --> 00:16:29,776
Yeah, well, we don't want to impose.
420
00:16:29,778 --> 00:16:31,519
I mean, you know what they say:
421
00:16:31,525 --> 00:16:32,679
multiples of two is company,
422
00:16:32,681 --> 00:16:35,378
and multiples of three is a crowd.
423
00:16:36,632 --> 00:16:37,980
But we don't want you to go.
424
00:16:37,986 --> 00:16:39,786
Let me rephrase that,
425
00:16:39,788 --> 00:16:41,861
I'm begging you not to go.
426
00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:43,273
Look, Don and Marcy
427
00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:44,591
are lovely people.
428
00:16:44,593 --> 00:16:46,226
They're delightful, but...
429
00:16:46,228 --> 00:16:48,194
Don looks at me like we're
stranded in a cartoon boat
430
00:16:48,196 --> 00:16:49,863
and I'm a giant turkey leg.
431
00:16:51,005 --> 00:16:53,833
And Marcy keeps asking
why Jen is with me.
432
00:16:53,835 --> 00:16:55,101
Like, over and over.
433
00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:56,858
It's starting to hurt my feelings.
434
00:16:57,873 --> 00:16:58,905
That's terrible. What'd you say?
435
00:16:58,907 --> 00:17:00,406
Ah!
436
00:17:01,429 --> 00:17:04,577
But you made plans to go see
the wildflowers with them.
437
00:17:04,579 --> 00:17:07,564
I didn't. I said we're driving
up to see the wildflowers
438
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:09,375
and Don yelled "Shotgun"
439
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:11,651
I just, I...
440
00:17:11,653 --> 00:17:13,553
I thought you didn't like us very much.
441
00:17:13,555 --> 00:17:14,803
What gave you that idea?
442
00:17:14,809 --> 00:17:17,657
Well, because the other night,
you said Lucy was sick and...
443
00:17:17,659 --> 00:17:19,688
And then she was in school today, so...
444
00:17:19,694 --> 00:17:22,203
No, it's our little
one, Zoe, she has a cold.
445
00:17:23,783 --> 00:17:26,016
I forgot they had a second kid.
446
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,796
I just got goose bumps.
447
00:17:31,273 --> 00:17:33,840
But you knew someone was sick
or you wouldn't have made soup.
448
00:17:33,842 --> 00:17:36,209
And what kind of person
would make up a sick child
449
00:17:36,211 --> 00:17:37,744
to get out of something?
450
00:17:37,746 --> 00:17:40,346
I have no idea.
451
00:17:40,348 --> 00:17:42,350
So it's settled. You'll stay?
452
00:17:42,756 --> 00:17:44,717
And you'll come with us
to see the wildflowers?
453
00:17:44,719 --> 00:17:47,159
Uh.... sounds like a plan.
454
00:17:48,038 --> 00:17:50,030
Wildflowers with my hero.
455
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,370
I'm going to scrapbook
the dickens out of this.
456
00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:56,162
If it doesn't have glitter
and a decorative border,
457
00:17:56,164 --> 00:17:58,097
it didn't happen.
458
00:17:58,268 --> 00:17:59,817
- Memories.
- Memories.
459
00:18:02,804 --> 00:18:05,705
Ah. They make sense now.
460
00:18:05,707 --> 00:18:06,695
She's weird, too.
461
00:18:06,701 --> 00:18:09,719
Yeah, but all I heard is we have plans
462
00:18:09,725 --> 00:18:10,810
and we are back.
463
00:18:10,812 --> 00:18:12,478
Feels good.
464
00:18:14,449 --> 00:18:15,915
What a lovely evening.
465
00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:17,617
Yes, you are.
466
00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:18,918
Yes, it was.
467
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,153
You are.
468
00:18:21,215 --> 00:18:22,655
Well, this was fun.
469
00:18:22,657 --> 00:18:25,403
But you two, I still don't get it.
470
00:18:25,409 --> 00:18:28,180
Because we're soul mates. Deep breath.
471
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,664
Four, five.
472
00:18:34,332 --> 00:18:37,153
Jen, I'll get everyone's coats.
Why don't you check on Zoe?
473
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,592
Okay.
474
00:18:44,801 --> 00:18:46,362
So are you guys still mad?
475
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,210
I didn't like that you had alone time
476
00:18:49,216 --> 00:18:50,625
with them in the kitchen.
477
00:18:51,657 --> 00:18:52,814
Look, we're sorry we made you feel
478
00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:53,953
like number twos, all right?
479
00:18:53,955 --> 00:18:55,455
We'll-we'll work on that.
480
00:18:55,457 --> 00:18:57,268
Yeah, we don't want
to fight with you guys.
481
00:18:57,274 --> 00:18:59,726
You're family and
you're our best friends.
482
00:18:59,904 --> 00:19:02,504
Well, I'm sure some of it was our fault.
483
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:04,911
I mean, I don't really, but I
said it, and that's what counts.
484
00:19:08,658 --> 00:19:10,636
So Lowell, huh?
485
00:19:11,698 --> 00:19:13,464
And I can't believe he built this house.
486
00:19:13,608 --> 00:19:15,383
I know, pretty cool, huh?
487
00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:16,976
I mean, look at the detail.
488
00:19:16,978 --> 00:19:18,711
Every corner is perfect.
489
00:19:18,713 --> 00:19:20,480
Oh, my gosh!
490
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:22,915
Oh!
491
00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:24,150
Whoa!
492
00:19:24,152 --> 00:19:25,485
Oh, uh... oh.
493
00:19:25,487 --> 00:19:27,854
- No, no, no!
- Okay.
494
00:19:29,095 --> 00:19:29,922
Ah.
495
00:19:29,924 --> 00:19:32,225
- Adam!
- Ah. Oh, here, here, here, here.
496
00:19:32,227 --> 00:19:33,726
Here. Geez.
497
00:19:38,008 --> 00:19:39,240
Oh...
498
00:19:44,824 --> 00:19:46,487
Adam, what did you do?
499
00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:53,934
- Wait, where are you going?
- We got to go, our kid's sick!
500
00:19:54,872 --> 00:19:57,572
What a couple of number twos!
501
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,315
Oh, my.
502
00:20:04,207 --> 00:20:05,907
Uh, I'm not gonna say who did it,
503
00:20:05,909 --> 00:20:08,343
but ask yourself, who
just ran out the door?
504
00:20:09,635 --> 00:20:11,379
It's-it's okay.
505
00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:13,408
Actually, uh, I didn't weave it,
506
00:20:13,414 --> 00:20:16,081
I bought it from a
street vendor in Peru.
507
00:20:16,442 --> 00:20:18,219
That guy was talented.
508
00:20:18,732 --> 00:20:20,417
What I wove was the story
509
00:20:20,423 --> 00:20:22,092
that went along with the house.
510
00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:24,250
Oh. What are you gonna tell Jen?
511
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:25,655
I'll tell her Don burned it
512
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:27,156
and I'll be free from the shackles
513
00:20:27,158 --> 00:20:28,825
of this lie forever.
514
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,560
Just promise me you'll keep my secret.
515
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:31,498
Uh, it's okay, Lowell,
516
00:20:31,504 --> 00:20:32,837
everyone has secrets.
517
00:20:32,843 --> 00:20:34,743
Andi's famous ginger chicken soup?
518
00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:36,632
We bought it at a gas station.
519
00:20:37,501 --> 00:20:40,303
It was really just chicken soup
that we poured ginger ale into.
520
00:20:40,671 --> 00:20:42,345
- I'd throw it out.
- Yeah.
521
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:52,724
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