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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,531 --> 00:00:06,174 Okay, the Burns Brothers Construction website 2 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:08,052 is live... now. 3 00:00:08,058 --> 00:00:09,849 - Yeah! - All right. 4 00:00:09,851 --> 00:00:11,384 Well, it's been live for a while, but I thought 5 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:13,319 this way would be more dramatic. And it was. 6 00:00:13,321 --> 00:00:14,587 Oh... 7 00:00:14,589 --> 00:00:16,088 This is great, Lowell. 8 00:00:16,090 --> 00:00:17,590 I love the pictures. 9 00:00:17,592 --> 00:00:20,292 Hey, thanks for making my arm muscles so big. 10 00:00:21,162 --> 00:00:23,596 Fun fact, those are Hulk Hogan's arms. 11 00:00:25,797 --> 00:00:29,335 Why did you give Don a handlebar mustache? 12 00:00:29,337 --> 00:00:30,803 Well, I asked for that. 13 00:00:30,805 --> 00:00:32,872 It makes me look like a riverboat gambler. 14 00:00:32,874 --> 00:00:34,373 Oh. 15 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:36,809 I think it makes you look like a '70s porn star. 16 00:00:38,746 --> 00:00:39,712 I like that better. 17 00:00:41,149 --> 00:00:43,015 Uh, hey, I meant to ask. 18 00:00:43,017 --> 00:00:45,084 Sunday night, how about you and Andi 19 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:46,552 have dinner with me and Jen? 20 00:00:46,554 --> 00:00:48,412 Who's Jen? Your parrot? 21 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:51,557 - No, she's my wife. - Oh. 22 00:00:51,559 --> 00:00:52,844 Adam, I don't know if you know this, 23 00:00:52,850 --> 00:00:57,063 but I consider you a role model, a mentor, a hero. 24 00:00:57,065 --> 00:00:59,298 Andi, you hear that? You're married to a hero. 25 00:01:01,002 --> 00:01:02,301 It would really mean a lot to me 26 00:01:02,303 --> 00:01:03,994 if you guys got to be friends with Jen. 27 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,771 Well, I can't believe we might actually meet your wife. 28 00:01:05,773 --> 00:01:06,838 I mean, I've known you three years, 29 00:01:06,844 --> 00:01:08,303 I've never seen her once. 30 00:01:08,309 --> 00:01:10,146 Yeah, she travels a lot for work, 31 00:01:10,152 --> 00:01:11,343 but she's in town right now. 32 00:01:11,345 --> 00:01:13,979 Uh-huh. And by travels, you mean flies around like a parrot? 33 00:01:15,650 --> 00:01:17,683 No, she's not a bird, Don. 34 00:01:17,685 --> 00:01:19,820 All right, all right, all right, Lowell, let's speak freely. 35 00:01:19,826 --> 00:01:21,520 Okay, is there a chance that at dinner, 36 00:01:21,522 --> 00:01:23,656 you will excuse yourself and go upstairs 37 00:01:23,658 --> 00:01:26,125 and come back down in a dress calling yourself Jen? Huh? 38 00:01:28,062 --> 00:01:30,629 - Like-like a Mrs. Doubtfire thing. - Yeah. 39 00:01:30,631 --> 00:01:34,400 Jen exists. She's not a parrot, she's not Mrs. Doubtfire. 40 00:01:34,402 --> 00:01:37,029 I've never had to say any of this. 41 00:01:37,545 --> 00:01:38,437 Lowell, we're sorry. 42 00:01:38,439 --> 00:01:40,343 We would love to have dinner with you guys. 43 00:01:40,349 --> 00:01:41,678 Uh, why don't you come over Sunday night? 44 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:42,608 I'll make a lasagna. 45 00:01:42,610 --> 00:01:44,477 Yeah, maybe pull the blinds over the windows 46 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,879 so she doesn't fly into the glass. 47 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:51,984 She's not a bird, Don. 48 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:52,950 Thank you. 49 00:01:52,956 --> 00:01:54,687 Yeah, I'm vouching for you here, 50 00:01:54,689 --> 00:01:56,522 so I'm gonna look like an idiot if you walk in the door 51 00:01:56,524 --> 00:01:57,890 with your wife on your shoulder. 52 00:02:00,942 --> 00:02:02,624 All right, Lowell and Jen'll be here any minute. 53 00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:04,630 I got three bottles of wine. Do you think that's enough? 54 00:02:04,632 --> 00:02:06,132 I have no idea. 55 00:02:06,134 --> 00:02:07,700 I mean, we don't know who or what 56 00:02:07,702 --> 00:02:09,535 is gonna come through that front door with Lowell. 57 00:02:11,404 --> 00:02:12,705 I mean, we've never seen Jen. 58 00:02:12,707 --> 00:02:14,340 Yeah. There's got to be a reason. 59 00:02:14,646 --> 00:02:16,546 - Yeah. - Maybe she's really old. 60 00:02:17,236 --> 00:02:18,136 You know? 61 00:02:18,142 --> 00:02:20,746 Like, uh, Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies. 62 00:02:22,189 --> 00:02:24,583 - Hey, I could see Granny marrying Lowell. - Yeah. 63 00:02:24,585 --> 00:02:26,986 Look, how-how late do you think this thing is gonna go? 64 00:02:26,988 --> 00:02:28,687 'Cause I got a very important date 65 00:02:28,689 --> 00:02:31,157 with taking off my pants and watching TV. 66 00:02:31,579 --> 00:02:34,393 I am way ahead of you on that. Katie's gonna come down 67 00:02:34,395 --> 00:02:36,562 around 9:30 and say she's not feeling well. 68 00:02:36,564 --> 00:02:37,563 End the night gracefully. 69 00:02:37,565 --> 00:02:39,799 Nice. Nice. 70 00:02:39,801 --> 00:02:42,325 We'll sick-kid 'em. I mean, we spent a lot of money 71 00:02:42,331 --> 00:02:43,803 on these kids, it's time to get some use out of 'em. 72 00:02:43,805 --> 00:02:45,137 Right? 73 00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:52,933 Hi, everybody. This is Jen. 74 00:02:57,725 --> 00:03:00,753 He's alone. It's happening. 75 00:03:00,755 --> 00:03:02,655 No, she's coming right behind me. 76 00:03:02,657 --> 00:03:04,523 Oh, hi. 77 00:03:09,030 --> 00:03:11,297 Dad, my birthday wish came true. 78 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:19,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 79 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,503 And that's when I realized I couldn't be 80 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:25,838 a swimsuit model forever. 81 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,973 So I opened my own agency. 82 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,741 - You were a model? - Mm-hmm. 83 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:32,077 I-I can see that. Sure, sure. 84 00:03:33,101 --> 00:03:35,765 Not to brag, but she was the first one to say 85 00:03:35,771 --> 00:03:38,138 "Why do we only show cleavage from the front? 86 00:03:38,144 --> 00:03:40,169 Why can't we show some from the side?" 87 00:03:42,107 --> 00:03:44,047 You invented side-boob? 88 00:03:46,534 --> 00:03:49,259 So how-how come we never see you around school? 89 00:03:49,265 --> 00:03:50,697 Well, I travel a lot for work. 90 00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:52,271 And I hate to miss that stuff. 91 00:03:52,277 --> 00:03:53,814 You know how it is when you're a working mom. 92 00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:55,586 You always feel guilty about something. 93 00:03:55,588 --> 00:03:59,023 I do know that. Oh, my God. 94 00:03:59,025 --> 00:04:00,891 I love her. She gets me. 95 00:04:02,195 --> 00:04:04,095 Just like I get you, Adam. 96 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,893 This doesn't seem fair. 97 00:04:11,027 --> 00:04:12,870 So how did you two meet? 98 00:04:12,872 --> 00:04:13,517 Like, 99 00:04:13,523 --> 00:04:15,072 what place are you two people 100 00:04:15,074 --> 00:04:16,507 both going? 101 00:04:17,684 --> 00:04:20,044 It's actually a pretty romantic story. 102 00:04:20,046 --> 00:04:22,780 We were in the Peace Corps, building schools in the Amazon. 103 00:04:22,782 --> 00:04:25,470 What the... what? The Amazon? 104 00:04:26,111 --> 00:04:27,985 One day, we were deep in the jungle 105 00:04:27,987 --> 00:04:29,954 and I fell and broke my ankle. 106 00:04:29,956 --> 00:04:33,557 And Lowell carried me two miles back to camp. 107 00:04:33,559 --> 00:04:34,725 You carried her? 108 00:04:35,761 --> 00:04:37,061 Wait, this really happened? 109 00:04:37,063 --> 00:04:38,596 Pick her up right now. 110 00:04:40,166 --> 00:04:42,967 And this sweet, caring man spent hours with me 111 00:04:42,969 --> 00:04:44,401 each day while I recovered. 112 00:04:44,403 --> 00:04:47,004 She would sleep and I would just watch her. 113 00:04:48,808 --> 00:04:51,842 First woman I ever dated who didn't find that disturbing. 114 00:04:52,816 --> 00:04:54,545 So anyway, just before I was sent home, 115 00:04:54,547 --> 00:04:56,347 Lowell made me this little house 116 00:04:56,349 --> 00:04:58,582 out of twigs that he wove together 117 00:04:58,584 --> 00:05:01,585 to represent the home we would live in someday. 118 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:04,255 And that sealed the deal. 119 00:05:04,257 --> 00:05:07,791 L.L.W. Ladies love weaving. 120 00:05:09,162 --> 00:05:12,630 So that's our story. How did you two meet? 121 00:05:17,203 --> 00:05:20,137 Uh, it was, uh, kind of a similar situation. 122 00:05:20,958 --> 00:05:22,540 Yeah, there was an injury. 123 00:05:22,542 --> 00:05:26,343 Uh, Andi got thrown off a mechanical bull. 124 00:05:26,829 --> 00:05:30,848 And I treated the pain with, uh, tequila. 125 00:05:32,091 --> 00:05:34,891 L.L.T. Ladies love tequila. 126 00:05:36,976 --> 00:05:38,289 Mom, Dad, 127 00:05:38,291 --> 00:05:39,957 I'm not feeling very well. 128 00:05:39,959 --> 00:05:41,525 Yeah, yeah, just go to sleep. 129 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:45,296 But Mom told me to come down here... 130 00:05:45,298 --> 00:05:46,530 No, I didn't. No, I didn't. 131 00:05:46,532 --> 00:05:48,098 No, uh-uh. Nope. 132 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:49,667 No. Love you. Off you go. 133 00:05:51,956 --> 00:05:53,522 Teenagers. 134 00:05:54,807 --> 00:05:56,941 Um, so why don't you guys go into the living room 135 00:05:56,943 --> 00:05:58,209 and, uh, we'll bring in some coffees? 136 00:05:58,211 --> 00:05:59,777 - Yeah. - I'll help. 137 00:05:59,779 --> 00:06:00,869 Okay. 138 00:06:03,401 --> 00:06:04,248 Wow, Lowell, 139 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:05,849 she's so great. 140 00:06:05,851 --> 00:06:07,685 I mean, who knew you were such a secret stud? 141 00:06:08,990 --> 00:06:09,714 Thanks. 142 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,422 I still have a lot to learn from Adam. 143 00:06:11,424 --> 00:06:13,724 I'm not sure you do. 144 00:06:15,085 --> 00:06:16,927 Well, I'm glad you guys like her. 145 00:06:19,031 --> 00:06:21,832 Wow. We have a cool new friend couple. 146 00:06:21,834 --> 00:06:24,762 I know, I can't believe we were gonna sick-kid them. 147 00:06:25,114 --> 00:06:28,138 No, we were gonna sick-kid Lowell and Lowell in a dress. 148 00:06:28,795 --> 00:06:30,696 Now, let's get in there and party with our new friends. 149 00:06:30,702 --> 00:06:31,909 We might even stay up past 10:00. 150 00:06:31,915 --> 00:06:32,506 Ooh. 151 00:06:32,536 --> 00:06:35,012 - Like we almost did on New Year's Eve. - Yeah. 152 00:06:37,142 --> 00:06:38,600 Where you guys going? 153 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:40,894 Oh, I'm so sorry. We just got a text from our babysitter 154 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,152 that our daughter isn't feeling well. 155 00:06:42,154 --> 00:06:43,554 So we have to go. 156 00:06:50,663 --> 00:06:52,135 You have a sick kid? 157 00:06:52,791 --> 00:06:55,065 Yeah. She probably has the same thing Kate does. 158 00:06:55,067 --> 00:06:56,700 Oh. 159 00:06:56,702 --> 00:06:58,902 I'm sure she has exactly the same thing Kate does. 160 00:06:58,904 --> 00:07:00,304 Thanks for everything. 161 00:07:00,306 --> 00:07:01,338 Nice to meet you guys. 162 00:07:01,340 --> 00:07:02,223 - You, too. - Bye-bye. 163 00:07:02,229 --> 00:07:03,628 Okay, bye-bye. 164 00:07:06,380 --> 00:07:07,511 You know what just happened. 165 00:07:07,513 --> 00:07:08,523 Yeah. 166 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:10,547 They sick-kidded us. 167 00:07:15,955 --> 00:07:17,888 You still want to stay up till 10:00? 168 00:07:17,890 --> 00:07:19,623 Well, not if it's just us. 169 00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:26,563 So, Lowell's wife is a hottie, huh? 170 00:07:26,565 --> 00:07:27,853 She's all right. 171 00:07:27,859 --> 00:07:29,400 Oh, come on. 172 00:07:29,728 --> 00:07:30,968 All right, she's smokin'. 173 00:07:30,970 --> 00:07:32,403 Yeah. 174 00:07:32,796 --> 00:07:36,006 And-and... and she's past the kind of hot that makes you mad. 175 00:07:36,008 --> 00:07:39,109 You just... you just want to give her presents. I... 176 00:07:40,112 --> 00:07:41,779 How do you think he pulled that off? 177 00:07:41,781 --> 00:07:43,125 Well, I know what it is. 178 00:07:43,131 --> 00:07:46,132 Lowell smells like a baby and women love babies. 179 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:50,721 That's as good an explanation as any. 180 00:07:51,091 --> 00:07:53,321 So are you guys gonna hang out with those guys again? 181 00:07:53,327 --> 00:07:55,526 Probably not. They sick-kidded us. 182 00:07:55,528 --> 00:07:57,494 - Ooh. - Ooh, that's rough, man. 183 00:07:57,496 --> 00:08:00,264 Yeah, I mean, I was all set for a night of partying 184 00:08:00,266 --> 00:08:02,333 and then it was just me wandering around the house 185 00:08:02,335 --> 00:08:04,601 in my robe, looking for my reading glasses. 186 00:08:05,911 --> 00:08:07,638 - And they were on my head. - Yeah. 187 00:08:09,442 --> 00:08:11,208 Well, looks like you guys are the number two 188 00:08:11,210 --> 00:08:12,904 - couple now. - Yeah. 189 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,922 - Just like we usually are. - Mm-hmm. 190 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,100 Oh, what are you talking about? 191 00:08:16,106 --> 00:08:17,548 Oh, come on. When we hang out, 192 00:08:17,550 --> 00:08:18,782 you guys are the number one couple 193 00:08:18,784 --> 00:08:20,017 and we're number two. 194 00:08:20,019 --> 00:08:21,685 That's not true. 195 00:08:21,951 --> 00:08:23,687 And you don't rank couples. 196 00:08:23,689 --> 00:08:26,467 You rank colleges and football teams, 197 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:29,660 and, secretly, your kids. 198 00:08:29,662 --> 00:08:31,829 You know how it is. When we go to the movies, 199 00:08:31,831 --> 00:08:34,298 you get the aisle seats, you get to choose the candy. 200 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:36,834 Raisinets? What are you guys, 70? 201 00:08:38,070 --> 00:08:39,403 I like Raisinets. 202 00:08:39,405 --> 00:08:41,271 - Me, too. - Yeah, what's wrong with that? 203 00:08:41,273 --> 00:08:43,140 You know you can buy your own candy, right? 204 00:08:44,005 --> 00:08:46,368 Babe, maybe we should get together with Lowell and Jen. 205 00:08:46,374 --> 00:08:48,045 No, no, no. We call dibs. 206 00:08:48,047 --> 00:08:49,680 Dibs have been called. Everybody heard it. 207 00:08:51,193 --> 00:08:52,750 Well, your dibs have no meaning 208 00:08:52,752 --> 00:08:54,151 since they pretended to have a sick kid 209 00:08:54,153 --> 00:08:55,686 just to get away from you. 210 00:08:56,622 --> 00:08:58,155 Wha... no, no, no, no. 211 00:08:58,157 --> 00:08:59,790 We don't know for sure they were pretending. 212 00:08:59,792 --> 00:09:01,425 Their daughter might have actually been sick. 213 00:09:01,427 --> 00:09:02,835 Yeah, kids get sick. 214 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,849 - It happens all the time. - Yeah. 215 00:09:05,092 --> 00:09:07,865 It's just funny to watch you guys get all bent out of shape 216 00:09:07,867 --> 00:09:09,767 being somebody's number two. 217 00:09:09,773 --> 00:09:11,057 We are not number two. 218 00:09:11,063 --> 00:09:12,605 Yeah, and I'll prove it to you. 219 00:09:12,611 --> 00:09:15,072 I'm doing school pickup tomorrow and I guarantee you 220 00:09:15,074 --> 00:09:17,074 - their daughter is gonna be out sick. - Yeah. 221 00:09:17,076 --> 00:09:18,516 Yeah and when that little girl 222 00:09:18,522 --> 00:09:21,831 is sick, we are gonna laugh and laugh. 223 00:09:24,049 --> 00:09:25,516 Well, you know what I mean. 224 00:09:29,755 --> 00:09:31,391 Hey, butterbean. 225 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:32,623 Hey, Mrs. Rodriguez. 226 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:35,025 How's it going? How's your, uh... 227 00:09:35,027 --> 00:09:36,293 whatever you have? 228 00:09:36,907 --> 00:09:38,195 What do you want, Burns? 229 00:09:38,197 --> 00:09:39,563 Well, uh, I was just wondering, 230 00:09:39,565 --> 00:09:41,932 uh, was Lowell's daughter in school today? 231 00:09:41,934 --> 00:09:42,759 Lucy? 232 00:09:43,336 --> 00:09:44,128 Well, I don't know. 233 00:09:44,134 --> 00:09:45,502 Sure, let's say Lucy. 234 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:46,937 Yeah, she was here. 235 00:09:46,939 --> 00:09:49,440 What? And she seemed okay? No sniffles? 236 00:09:49,442 --> 00:09:50,207 No. 237 00:09:50,209 --> 00:09:51,708 - Cough? - No. 238 00:09:51,710 --> 00:09:54,011 Pox of any kind? 239 00:09:54,405 --> 00:09:55,245 Yeah, she was fine. 240 00:09:55,247 --> 00:09:56,547 - What's going on? - Nothing. 241 00:09:56,549 --> 00:09:57,915 I just... 242 00:09:57,917 --> 00:09:59,650 We were at dinner with Lowell and Jen the other night. 243 00:09:59,652 --> 00:10:02,085 And they said their daughter was sick and left early. 244 00:10:04,023 --> 00:10:05,789 You got sick-kidded. 245 00:10:06,171 --> 00:10:07,391 See, that's when people make up that... 246 00:10:07,393 --> 00:10:08,792 I know what it is. 247 00:10:10,939 --> 00:10:11,829 Well? 248 00:10:11,831 --> 00:10:13,464 She's perfectly healthy. 249 00:10:13,466 --> 00:10:15,833 Son of a bitch! 250 00:10:20,675 --> 00:10:23,506 I can't believe Lowell and Jen would lie about 251 00:10:23,512 --> 00:10:25,515 having a sick kid just so they wouldn't have to 252 00:10:25,521 --> 00:10:26,774 hang out with us. 253 00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:28,326 I know, it seemed clever when we thought of it, 254 00:10:28,332 --> 00:10:30,686 but just hurtful when they did it. 255 00:10:32,649 --> 00:10:34,036 You know what this is? 256 00:10:34,607 --> 00:10:35,889 They think we're boring. 257 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,168 Us? 258 00:10:38,007 --> 00:10:38,993 Boring? 259 00:10:40,462 --> 00:10:42,906 Do boring people go to Orlando? 260 00:10:42,912 --> 00:10:44,378 I don't... 261 00:10:46,822 --> 00:10:49,266 I'm just saying, we don't do all the stuff we used to do 262 00:10:49,272 --> 00:10:50,488 when we were younger. 263 00:10:50,494 --> 00:10:53,306 Well, we're not as limber as we were back then. 264 00:10:53,816 --> 00:10:54,605 You know? I mean, 265 00:10:54,611 --> 00:10:56,142 - with my back, I can't get around... - No, no, no, 266 00:10:56,144 --> 00:10:58,421 not that stuff. No! 267 00:11:00,282 --> 00:11:03,055 This is just... it... this is a wake-up call. 268 00:11:03,061 --> 00:11:05,118 Oh, I hate wake-up calls. 269 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,821 Well, I mean, come on, 270 00:11:07,823 --> 00:11:09,249 when we were 26, 271 00:11:09,255 --> 00:11:10,824 we were super cool. 272 00:11:10,826 --> 00:11:12,979 I mean, we used to hang out at bars, 273 00:11:12,985 --> 00:11:15,228 and-and go to concerts, and... 274 00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:16,930 stay awake for the end of movies. 275 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:20,319 I mean, did Matt Damon ever get off Mars? 276 00:11:20,325 --> 00:11:21,715 We don't know. 277 00:11:23,672 --> 00:11:25,539 I mean, when-when was the last time we went to, 278 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:26,993 I don't know, a play? 279 00:11:27,343 --> 00:11:28,141 Last spring. 280 00:11:28,143 --> 00:11:30,043 Harlem Globetrotters. 281 00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:32,312 That's not a play. 282 00:11:32,314 --> 00:11:36,383 Good defeats evil, it's like the oldest story there is. 283 00:11:36,385 --> 00:11:40,086 Just... doesn't last night make you wonder if... 284 00:11:40,088 --> 00:11:43,056 I don't know, we've slipped a little? 285 00:11:44,779 --> 00:11:47,594 Come on, who cares if we've slipped a little? 286 00:11:48,183 --> 00:11:50,376 Huh? The whole point of being married 287 00:11:50,382 --> 00:11:53,383 is that we don't have to do interesting things anymore. 288 00:11:55,504 --> 00:12:00,607 This is the time of our lives to just stay home and eat. 289 00:12:01,091 --> 00:12:02,506 Hmm? 290 00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:04,544 We're fine, okay? 291 00:12:04,546 --> 00:12:06,146 Okay. 292 00:12:06,148 --> 00:12:07,347 Well, then... 293 00:12:07,349 --> 00:12:09,449 why did Lowell and Jen bail on us? 294 00:12:09,451 --> 00:12:10,850 I don't know. 295 00:12:10,852 --> 00:12:12,719 I guess we were expecting Granny Clampett, 296 00:12:12,721 --> 00:12:15,518 so we half-assed the dinner. 297 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,223 Oh, my God, you're right. 298 00:12:17,225 --> 00:12:18,792 We didn't bring our A game. 299 00:12:18,794 --> 00:12:21,595 I mean, obviously, we can do better, right? 300 00:12:21,597 --> 00:12:23,129 Well, of course we can. 301 00:12:23,131 --> 00:12:25,198 We're fun. We're Andi and Adam, damn it. 302 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,209 Hell yeah, we are, we're interesting. 303 00:12:27,215 --> 00:12:29,215 Yeah... hey, hey! Hey. 304 00:12:29,371 --> 00:12:32,005 Terry Bradshaw tried to sleep with you on a plane. 305 00:12:33,742 --> 00:12:35,832 How did we not tell that story? 306 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:39,775 Because Jen was like a flash grenade, you know? 307 00:12:39,781 --> 00:12:41,244 We were stunned. 308 00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,535 The lady invented side-boob. 309 00:12:44,156 --> 00:12:45,197 I mean, 310 00:12:45,203 --> 00:12:47,184 what kind of boob did we invent? 311 00:12:47,956 --> 00:12:49,489 None. 312 00:12:50,338 --> 00:12:53,197 Well, I accidentally invented one in and one out 313 00:12:53,203 --> 00:12:54,672 on a roller coaster. 314 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:55,929 Right, right, 315 00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:58,298 when you flashed that church group at Six Flags. 316 00:12:58,300 --> 00:12:59,234 Yeah. 317 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,001 Yeah, another good story. 318 00:13:01,003 --> 00:13:03,034 Yeah. Okay, you know what? 319 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:03,937 Here's what we're gonna do: 320 00:13:03,939 --> 00:13:05,733 I'm gonna make some of my famous 321 00:13:05,739 --> 00:13:06,706 ginger chicken soup, 322 00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:09,109 and we're gonna casually swing by their place, 323 00:13:09,111 --> 00:13:11,144 and drop it off for their fake sick kid. 324 00:13:11,794 --> 00:13:13,928 Nice, yeah, and they'll have to invite us in 325 00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:15,081 because that's what you do. 326 00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:17,295 Yeah, and-and-and we'll be charming, 327 00:13:17,301 --> 00:13:18,769 and we'll-we'll give them our stories, 328 00:13:18,775 --> 00:13:20,190 the Terry Bradshaw mile high club 329 00:13:20,196 --> 00:13:22,089 and the roller coaster peek-a-boo. 330 00:13:22,095 --> 00:13:24,861 Yeah, yeah... well, wait, 331 00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:26,593 how will we know if we turned this thing around? 332 00:13:26,595 --> 00:13:28,928 Because they'll want to make plans with us again. 333 00:13:29,189 --> 00:13:31,598 We get the plans, Adam and Andi are back. 334 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:35,464 Where are you going? 335 00:13:35,531 --> 00:13:37,732 To the store, I don't have time to make soup. 336 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,110 - Hey! - Hi, there! 337 00:13:44,112 --> 00:13:45,341 Hey, guys. 338 00:13:45,347 --> 00:13:46,859 Um, I-I made some soup 339 00:13:46,865 --> 00:13:48,400 - for your sick daughter. - Yeah, honey, 340 00:13:48,406 --> 00:13:50,087 didn't you get the recipe for that soup 341 00:13:50,093 --> 00:13:51,978 from Terry Bradshaw when he tried to sleep with you 342 00:13:51,984 --> 00:13:53,383 on an airplane? 343 00:13:56,148 --> 00:13:58,353 Yeah, that is where I got it, yeah. 344 00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,893 I've got to hear the end of that story. 345 00:13:59,895 --> 00:14:01,161 Come on in. 346 00:14:01,468 --> 00:14:02,529 Wait, that is the end of the story, 347 00:14:02,531 --> 00:14:04,071 there's no more story. 348 00:14:05,313 --> 00:14:05,965 I don't know, 349 00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:08,068 maybe just say you slept with him. Come on. 350 00:14:09,396 --> 00:14:10,503 Can I get you guys a drink? 351 00:14:10,505 --> 00:14:11,738 I'm just muddling some limes. 352 00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:13,740 Oh, what'd they ever do to you? 353 00:14:15,405 --> 00:14:17,226 - Stick to the stories. - Yeah, okay. 354 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:20,280 Oh, hey, uh, Jen, is that the house Lowell made for you? 355 00:14:20,282 --> 00:14:21,581 - Yeah. - That's really impressive. 356 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,550 Oh, wow. You know, uh, 357 00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:25,518 Adam made a people-sized house all by himself 358 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,953 when he was only 22. 359 00:14:26,955 --> 00:14:28,354 - Really? - Yeah. 360 00:14:28,356 --> 00:14:30,777 And it fell down by the time he was 23. 361 00:14:33,261 --> 00:14:34,623 Don? Marcy? 362 00:14:34,629 --> 00:14:36,773 I was just giving them a tour and we heard your voices. 363 00:14:36,779 --> 00:14:38,832 We thought it'd be fun to reach out to new friends. 364 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,078 You know, who might like 365 00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,812 - different movie candy. - Mm-hmm. 366 00:14:42,934 --> 00:14:45,290 That's a very specific thing to look for in a friend. 367 00:14:46,306 --> 00:14:48,435 Lowell, let's take this soup in the kitchen and we'll bring out 368 00:14:48,441 --> 00:14:49,476 coffee and desserts for everyone. 369 00:14:49,478 --> 00:14:51,044 - Oh, that's sweet, Jen. - Oh, that's so nice. 370 00:14:51,046 --> 00:14:52,512 - Thank you. - Thanks. 371 00:14:52,514 --> 00:14:54,247 Okay. 372 00:14:54,459 --> 00:14:56,459 What are you doing here? We had dibs. 373 00:14:57,253 --> 00:14:58,773 They disregarded our dibs. 374 00:14:58,779 --> 00:15:02,036 Listen, you need to leave so that Lowell and Jen 375 00:15:02,042 --> 00:15:04,524 can see what an interesting couple Andi and I are. 376 00:15:04,526 --> 00:15:06,313 We are not leaving, you guys had your chance 377 00:15:06,319 --> 00:15:07,827 - and you screwed the pooch. - Mm-hmm. 378 00:15:07,829 --> 00:15:09,229 What... 379 00:15:09,231 --> 00:15:11,598 Whoa, I wouldn't say we screwed the pooch. 380 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,866 I mean, if anything, 381 00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:15,235 we just... we-we underwhelmed the pooch. 382 00:15:15,809 --> 00:15:18,938 Marcy, Don's only here so he can see how hot Jen is. 383 00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:20,740 That's why I'm here, too. 384 00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:24,344 Us hot people, we like to check each other out. 385 00:15:25,369 --> 00:15:27,413 We're just looking around for new couple friends since, 386 00:15:27,419 --> 00:15:29,174 well, you guys made it pretty clear the other night 387 00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:30,316 - what you really think of us. - Yeah. 388 00:15:30,318 --> 00:15:31,684 You guys said all that. 389 00:15:31,686 --> 00:15:33,286 Yeah, you didn't disagree. 390 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,918 No, we did disagree. 391 00:15:36,716 --> 00:15:37,740 Yeah, but, you know, 392 00:15:37,745 --> 00:15:39,226 - we didn't believe you. - Yeah. 393 00:15:39,885 --> 00:15:41,261 And we thought, if we're number two, 394 00:15:41,263 --> 00:15:42,695 then we should upgrade 395 00:15:42,697 --> 00:15:44,631 and be number two with them. 396 00:15:45,506 --> 00:15:47,267 Yeah, us number twos are scrappy. 397 00:15:47,269 --> 00:15:49,202 - We're survivors. - Yeah. 398 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,698 Oh, they invited us to take a trip with them 399 00:15:51,704 --> 00:15:52,937 to see the wildflowers. 400 00:15:52,943 --> 00:15:54,574 They took our plans. 401 00:15:54,576 --> 00:15:55,975 - We're number three! - No. 402 00:15:55,977 --> 00:15:57,777 Okay, honey, this is ridiculous. 403 00:15:57,779 --> 00:15:59,345 All right? We don't need other people 404 00:15:59,347 --> 00:16:01,881 to make us feel good about ourselves. 405 00:16:01,883 --> 00:16:03,082 We're Adam and Andi. 406 00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:05,318 - Yeah. - Right? 407 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,195 I mean, Terry Bradshaw, 408 00:16:07,201 --> 00:16:08,515 or a man that looked somewhat like him, 409 00:16:08,521 --> 00:16:09,923 hit on me once. 410 00:16:10,668 --> 00:16:12,339 - Wait, you're saying it wasn't actually... - Oh, not now! 411 00:16:12,345 --> 00:16:14,093 You're right, you're right, let's just go say our good-byes. 412 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,647 Yeah, and the most important thing is 413 00:16:15,653 --> 00:16:17,186 that we leave here with our dignity. 414 00:16:17,192 --> 00:16:18,725 Yeah. 415 00:16:21,636 --> 00:16:23,036 Hey, hi. 416 00:16:23,038 --> 00:16:24,589 Oh, you don't need to weld our desserts. 417 00:16:24,595 --> 00:16:26,306 We're, uh, we're taking off. 418 00:16:27,142 --> 00:16:28,156 What? No. 419 00:16:28,162 --> 00:16:29,776 Yeah, well, we don't want to impose. 420 00:16:29,778 --> 00:16:31,519 I mean, you know what they say: 421 00:16:31,525 --> 00:16:32,679 multiples of two is company, 422 00:16:32,681 --> 00:16:35,378 and multiples of three is a crowd. 423 00:16:36,632 --> 00:16:37,980 But we don't want you to go. 424 00:16:37,986 --> 00:16:39,786 Let me rephrase that, 425 00:16:39,788 --> 00:16:41,861 I'm begging you not to go. 426 00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:43,273 Look, Don and Marcy 427 00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:44,591 are lovely people. 428 00:16:44,593 --> 00:16:46,226 They're delightful, but... 429 00:16:46,228 --> 00:16:48,194 Don looks at me like we're stranded in a cartoon boat 430 00:16:48,196 --> 00:16:49,863 and I'm a giant turkey leg. 431 00:16:51,005 --> 00:16:53,833 And Marcy keeps asking why Jen is with me. 432 00:16:53,835 --> 00:16:55,101 Like, over and over. 433 00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:56,858 It's starting to hurt my feelings. 434 00:16:57,873 --> 00:16:58,905 That's terrible. What'd you say? 435 00:16:58,907 --> 00:17:00,406 Ah! 436 00:17:01,429 --> 00:17:04,577 But you made plans to go see the wildflowers with them. 437 00:17:04,579 --> 00:17:07,564 I didn't. I said we're driving up to see the wildflowers 438 00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:09,375 and Don yelled "Shotgun" 439 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:11,651 I just, I... 440 00:17:11,653 --> 00:17:13,553 I thought you didn't like us very much. 441 00:17:13,555 --> 00:17:14,803 What gave you that idea? 442 00:17:14,809 --> 00:17:17,657 Well, because the other night, you said Lucy was sick and... 443 00:17:17,659 --> 00:17:19,688 And then she was in school today, so... 444 00:17:19,694 --> 00:17:22,203 No, it's our little one, Zoe, she has a cold. 445 00:17:23,783 --> 00:17:26,016 I forgot they had a second kid. 446 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,796 I just got goose bumps. 447 00:17:31,273 --> 00:17:33,840 But you knew someone was sick or you wouldn't have made soup. 448 00:17:33,842 --> 00:17:36,209 And what kind of person would make up a sick child 449 00:17:36,211 --> 00:17:37,744 to get out of something? 450 00:17:37,746 --> 00:17:40,346 I have no idea. 451 00:17:40,348 --> 00:17:42,350 So it's settled. You'll stay? 452 00:17:42,756 --> 00:17:44,717 And you'll come with us to see the wildflowers? 453 00:17:44,719 --> 00:17:47,159 Uh.... sounds like a plan. 454 00:17:48,038 --> 00:17:50,030 Wildflowers with my hero. 455 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,370 I'm going to scrapbook the dickens out of this. 456 00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:56,162 If it doesn't have glitter and a decorative border, 457 00:17:56,164 --> 00:17:58,097 it didn't happen. 458 00:17:58,268 --> 00:17:59,817 - Memories. - Memories. 459 00:18:02,804 --> 00:18:05,705 Ah. They make sense now. 460 00:18:05,707 --> 00:18:06,695 She's weird, too. 461 00:18:06,701 --> 00:18:09,719 Yeah, but all I heard is we have plans 462 00:18:09,725 --> 00:18:10,810 and we are back. 463 00:18:10,812 --> 00:18:12,478 Feels good. 464 00:18:14,449 --> 00:18:15,915 What a lovely evening. 465 00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:17,617 Yes, you are. 466 00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:18,918 Yes, it was. 467 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,153 You are. 468 00:18:21,215 --> 00:18:22,655 Well, this was fun. 469 00:18:22,657 --> 00:18:25,403 But you two, I still don't get it. 470 00:18:25,409 --> 00:18:28,180 Because we're soul mates. Deep breath. 471 00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,664 Four, five. 472 00:18:34,332 --> 00:18:37,153 Jen, I'll get everyone's coats. Why don't you check on Zoe? 473 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,592 Okay. 474 00:18:44,801 --> 00:18:46,362 So are you guys still mad? 475 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,210 I didn't like that you had alone time 476 00:18:49,216 --> 00:18:50,625 with them in the kitchen. 477 00:18:51,657 --> 00:18:52,814 Look, we're sorry we made you feel 478 00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:53,953 like number twos, all right? 479 00:18:53,955 --> 00:18:55,455 We'll-we'll work on that. 480 00:18:55,457 --> 00:18:57,268 Yeah, we don't want to fight with you guys. 481 00:18:57,274 --> 00:18:59,726 You're family and you're our best friends. 482 00:18:59,904 --> 00:19:02,504 Well, I'm sure some of it was our fault. 483 00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:04,911 I mean, I don't really, but I said it, and that's what counts. 484 00:19:08,658 --> 00:19:10,636 So Lowell, huh? 485 00:19:11,698 --> 00:19:13,464 And I can't believe he built this house. 486 00:19:13,608 --> 00:19:15,383 I know, pretty cool, huh? 487 00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:16,976 I mean, look at the detail. 488 00:19:16,978 --> 00:19:18,711 Every corner is perfect. 489 00:19:18,713 --> 00:19:20,480 Oh, my gosh! 490 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:22,915 Oh! 491 00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:24,150 Whoa! 492 00:19:24,152 --> 00:19:25,485 Oh, uh... oh. 493 00:19:25,487 --> 00:19:27,854 - No, no, no! - Okay. 494 00:19:29,095 --> 00:19:29,922 Ah. 495 00:19:29,924 --> 00:19:32,225 - Adam! - Ah. Oh, here, here, here, here. 496 00:19:32,227 --> 00:19:33,726 Here. Geez. 497 00:19:38,008 --> 00:19:39,240 Oh... 498 00:19:44,824 --> 00:19:46,487 Adam, what did you do? 499 00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:53,934 - Wait, where are you going? - We got to go, our kid's sick! 500 00:19:54,872 --> 00:19:57,572 What a couple of number twos! 501 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,315 Oh, my. 502 00:20:04,207 --> 00:20:05,907 Uh, I'm not gonna say who did it, 503 00:20:05,909 --> 00:20:08,343 but ask yourself, who just ran out the door? 504 00:20:09,635 --> 00:20:11,379 It's-it's okay. 505 00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:13,408 Actually, uh, I didn't weave it, 506 00:20:13,414 --> 00:20:16,081 I bought it from a street vendor in Peru. 507 00:20:16,442 --> 00:20:18,219 That guy was talented. 508 00:20:18,732 --> 00:20:20,417 What I wove was the story 509 00:20:20,423 --> 00:20:22,092 that went along with the house. 510 00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:24,250 Oh. What are you gonna tell Jen? 511 00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:25,655 I'll tell her Don burned it 512 00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:27,156 and I'll be free from the shackles 513 00:20:27,158 --> 00:20:28,825 of this lie forever. 514 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,560 Just promise me you'll keep my secret. 515 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:31,498 Uh, it's okay, Lowell, 516 00:20:31,504 --> 00:20:32,837 everyone has secrets. 517 00:20:32,843 --> 00:20:34,743 Andi's famous ginger chicken soup? 518 00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:36,632 We bought it at a gas station. 519 00:20:37,501 --> 00:20:40,303 It was really just chicken soup that we poured ginger ale into. 520 00:20:40,671 --> 00:20:42,345 - I'd throw it out. - Yeah. 521 00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:52,724 Synced and corrected by Octavia - www.addic7ed.com - 522 00:20:53,305 --> 00:20:59,888 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/3t86j Help other users to choose the best subtitles 37324

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