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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,450 That was a bomb. 3 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,650 No word as to whether it was an IED or a specific car bomb. 4 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,900 Over 10 fatalities reported. 5 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:23,086 Sources within ISAF suggest that ISI may be involved. 6 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:26,761 Did these phones just go down or did that fucker hang up on me? 7 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,243 Good thing that X was bodgy or I'd be flying right now! 8 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,124 I can't hear you, honey. 9 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,209 I need to talk to Ed Faber. 10 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,980 Well, then who is fronting the show? 11 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,420 I can't hear you! 12 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:52,364 Hey, that's my ass! Do you have a mother? 13 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,340 Don't put your ass on my hand! 14 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,700 Shut up, donkey pussy! 15 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,404 Whore! Dog-washer! 16 00:01:58,520 --> 00:01:59,780 My cock in your ear! 17 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,180 My cock in your ear! I shit on your lips! 18 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,820 Eat a fart! 19 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,100 Hello! 20 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,201 Fu... 21 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:23,460 Listen up. Iraq Two is happening. 22 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,380 The network is stretched thin. All our talent is going there. 23 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,802 We need people, any people, to fill the void in Afghanistan. 24 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:34,968 And you folks here are all the unmarried, childless personnel in this bureau. 25 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,140 For those of you who are behind the scenes, there are 26 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:46,340 opportunities to be on camera. 27 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,500 Kim, are you going to be joining in? 28 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,762 The travel or the crying? 29 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,140 Hopefully, the travel. 30 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,860 I'll think about it. 31 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:01,700 The success of Operation Mongoose has overshadowed the real lesson to be learned, 32 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,009 that the Taliban are far from vanquished. 33 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,820 And as the drums of war beat ever louder in Iraq, 34 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:12,323 the NATO mission in Afghanistan grows increasingly uncertain. 35 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,220 Tanya Vanderpoel, outside Lashkar Gah, Afghanistan, 36 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,970 VBC World News. 37 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:24,961 Hey. 38 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,300 I got you! Hey. 39 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,980 When do you get back from Houston? 40 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,321 I think on Tuesday. Why? 41 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:36,500 Because I'm going to Afghanistan on Tuesday. 42 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:39,540 You're going to Afghanistan on Tuesday? 43 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:40,860 Yeah. 44 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,820 But you write news copy. 45 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,340 Wait. For how long? 46 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,330 - Like, three months. - What? 47 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,321 Kim! 48 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,161 Hey! 49 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,404 I can't believe this worked out! 50 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,845 Hey, you want to have a quickie on the changing table in the bathroom? 51 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:07,324 Yeah, I don't think I could get it up with that little koala looking at me. 52 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,580 Also, they're boarding already. 53 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,220 Hey, don't worry. Just go. Go, go, go. 54 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:15,620 Shoot, I... I copied a key for you, so... 55 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:16,881 Plants, mail. 56 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,764 - Anything else I'm forgetting? - I think that's it. 57 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:20,580 This is crazy. 58 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,460 Listen, I think it's impressive. 59 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:23,780 Start a new career? 60 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:25,260 It's gonna be great. 61 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,900 And listen, in three months... 62 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,340 "I'll be back." 63 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,740 No, that's terrible! No. 64 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:32,808 Don't remember me like that. No. 65 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,048 Bye. Okay. Okay. 66 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,260 It's not my job. I'm a producer. 67 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,820 General news. Enron. 68 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,940 These coalminers in Pennsylvania, but you probably didn't see that. 69 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:50,100 'Cause we got two wars going on now, so, I know how to set up a BGAN 70 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,860 and no one will sue if I die 71 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,780 so I got an expedited visa, like, two days ago, 72 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:58,724 and I guess now I'm a war reporter. 73 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,529 Shit dick! 74 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,251 Corkscrew landing. 75 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:08,443 In case a missile is fired at the aircraft! 76 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,764 Kabul International Airport. 77 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,281 K. I.A.! "Killed In Action." 78 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,283 Once again, we thank you for flying with us. 79 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:31,967 Sorry. 80 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,806 Sorry. 81 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,481 Shit. 82 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,847 No, thank you. No, thank you. 83 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:44,921 Miss Baker? 84 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,091 I am Fahim. 85 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,500 Fahim, hi! Pleased to meet you. 86 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,170 The car is over here and we go. 87 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,361 Cover your head, shameless whore! 88 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,445 She says... "Welcome to Afghanistan." 89 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:00,340 Okay, let's go. 90 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:03,620 Here is your local mobile. The number is on the back. 91 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,500 Yeah, I ordered some money last week. Still in the post. 92 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,284 - I'll fix you up next week. - Okay. 93 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:11,171 Yes, the air here takes some getting used to. 94 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:13,100 It's quite polluted with feces. 95 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,340 Here she is! How are you, Kim? 96 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,363 Welcome to the Stan. My name's Nic. 97 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,860 I'll be doing your security. I'll take your bag. 98 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,611 Fahim. The police are giving me shit for parking here. 99 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,860 They just want money. 100 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:28,020 Wait, oh, no. Do you need money? Because the network gave me money. 101 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,282 - No, keep that on you! - No, no, no! Kim, please! 102 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,608 Piss off, that's it! That's it! Hey! Hey! 103 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,682 - I'm sorry. Sorry. - Piss off! 104 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,780 Remember that we are at altitude here, 105 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,140 so drink plenty of water while you acclimatize. 106 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:00,900 Where did you learn English? 107 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,367 At medical school. I was a doctor. 108 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,620 Listen, rest up tonight. 109 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,166 Tomorrow, I'll drive you to the base for your embed. 110 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:12,369 And just one bag, but make sure you pack extra socks and knickers. 111 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,530 That's like, it's like "panties," yeah? 112 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,780 So, you've been embedded before, then? 113 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:24,260 Not really. We all did hostile-zone training in 2001. 114 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,409 They taught us to open our mouths if we get mortared... 115 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,450 That kind of stuff. 116 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:31,450 Okay. 117 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:42,446 G'day, Qadar. 118 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:57,566 The feces smell all the way to here. 119 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,322 Your room, Kim, is upstairs. 120 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,380 Yeah, they're bloody addicted. 121 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,660 That one melted a laptop downloading porno. 122 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:19,780 Jaweed, yes, he likes to watch men with donkeys. 123 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,405 - Hi. - Hi. 124 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,329 It's unfortunate. 125 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,602 Kim, this is Tall Brian. 126 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:26,860 Brian Hooper. Tall Brian. 127 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:27,980 - Hi. - I'm your shooter. 128 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,971 So, is there another Brian around here somewhere that you're taller than? 129 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,604 Short Brian. Works for Reuters. 130 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,167 Couldn't one of you just be "Brian"? 131 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,260 Fair enough. Didn't think of that. 132 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:41,930 Also Short Brian's dead. 133 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,801 - Fuck. Really? - Yes. 134 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:48,564 Anyway, welcome to the Fun House. 135 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,530 Home sweet home. 136 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:00,170 This is your room. 137 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,130 Is there a shower? 138 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:38,050 A nation accustomed to war once again seeks a return to normality. 139 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:42,361 And nothing symbolizes that effort more than this place, 140 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,780 the Kabul Zoo. 141 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,660 No, he didn't. The zoo? 142 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:49,491 - Go back to Wapping. - You fucking tourist! 143 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,460 Shit. Sorry. I'm trying to find the shower? 144 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,891 You're the new girl. 145 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,126 My God. Kim Baker. 146 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,004 Just got here from New York. 147 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:04,180 I'm Tanya. Oh, my God, it's so nice to have another woman in the house! 148 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,540 I love that lippy color. What is that? 149 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:07,940 No, they're just really chapped. 150 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:11,100 You poor thing. Can I get you anything? 151 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:15,140 I'm sorry, I'm freaking out because I saw your 152 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,562 special about your embed in Korengal, and it was amazing. 153 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,900 Thank you. That's so sweet. 154 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,401 - Where's the shower? - Yes. This way. 155 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:27,048 Can I ask a favor, Kim? 156 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,420 - And absolutely feel free to say no. - Yeah, sure. 157 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:30,700 I hate to even bring it up. 158 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,140 - I feel so rude even asking this. - No, it's fine. 159 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,811 Can I fuck your security guys? 160 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,923 What? 161 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,500 By all means, yeah. 162 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,580 Yeah? I mean, I wouldn't ask, it's just that for some reason, 163 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,820 the VBC use an American contractor 164 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:49,780 and, I mean, no offense, but they're all, like, goatees and "fat-strong". 165 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,220 You know? But the Aussies and Kiwis are so hot. 166 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,300 Right. I get it. Be my guest. 167 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,020 You sure? Don't just say that to be polite. 168 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,340 No, I wouldn't. I'm not. 169 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,647 Even Nic? You don't want Nic for yourself? 170 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,300 Nic? 171 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,926 No. I don't. No. 172 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,260 That's... No, that would never happen. So you're good. 173 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:10,100 Hey! No, Kim, don't say that. You could have Nic. 174 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,283 In Afghanistan, you're a serious piece of ass. 175 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,940 Thank you. That's nice. 176 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:19,564 Because you're what, I mean, you're like, a seven, a six or seven in New York? 177 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,300 Here, you're a nine. 178 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,420 Borderline ten. 179 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,124 It's called "Kabul Cute." 180 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,809 What are you here, like a 15? 181 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,607 Yeah. 182 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,940 The thing is, I have a very serious boyfriend at home, 183 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:39,540 so, you're good. 184 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:40,940 All right, well, come talk to me in two months 185 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,725 when your pussy's eating your leg. Shower's that way. 186 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:54,900 How you doing? 187 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,526 It's bananas here. It's... 188 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:01,300 My nose is running. There's shit in the air, 189 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,740 literally. 190 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,001 And 191 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,648 I don't think I can do this. 192 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,205 Do what? 193 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:09,681 Kim? 194 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,460 I don't think I can do this. 195 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,562 Can you see... I don't... Hello? 196 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:16,721 Shit. 197 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,860 I'm sorry, Colonel, I can't accept gifts as a journalist. 198 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,140 Okay. 199 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:41,460 So lodging, transport, chow and protection, that's all you can accept? 200 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,220 I'll do my best to stay objective. 201 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:46,369 I don't care if you can do your job. I care if my men can. 202 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,689 Are you familiar with the term "four-ten-four", Miss Baker? 203 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,205 I am not, Colonel. 204 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:56,020 It refers to women who are fours back home become tens when they ship out 205 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:59,044 and when they're back stateside, they become fours again. 206 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,566 Are you saying I'm a four? 207 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:04,402 I'm saying you carry an orange fucking backpack. 208 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:09,300 I've seen people with actual experience make bad decisions here. 209 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,020 So while you're outside the wire with my men, 210 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,487 you will in no way distract them, understood? 211 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,900 Are you asking me not to sleep with your soldiers? 212 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,207 No, not "soldiers". Marines. 213 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:24,769 You're not here to sleep with or perform jobs of any type on my Marines. 214 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,291 Clear copy, Miss Baker? 215 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,850 - Copy that. - Good. 216 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,971 We'll get you out to a FOB as soon as we find a ride for you. 217 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:35,243 In the meantime, Captain Stern here will see to it that you get a wet hootch. 218 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,241 A what? 219 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,250 It's a tent with a shower. 220 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,580 Unless you'd prefer a dry hootch. 221 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,170 I would not, sir. 222 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,561 Sorry. 223 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,926 Could you just... State your name and rank? 224 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,300 Gunnery Sergeant Clinton J. Hurd. 225 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,940 All right. Dang it! 226 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:57,409 So, do you believe the Afghani people are happy about our presence here? 227 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,380 No, Afghans are the people. 228 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,700 Afghanis is the currency. 229 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,580 That's right. I knew that. Thank you. 230 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,728 What do you believe your mission to be here? 231 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,140 Ma'am, you got a sticker on your pants. 232 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,322 It's bugging the shit out of me. Ma'am... 233 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:12,380 Fahim. 234 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,300 What inspired you to enlist originally? 235 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:19,140 I'm a big fan of the movie Predator with Arnold Schwarzenegger. 236 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,651 We're the same height. 237 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,740 Do you think the war in Iraq has affected your resources here? 238 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,605 I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm not authorized to answer that question. 239 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:32,460 I'd say we're both on the wrong side of Persia, ma'am. 240 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,900 Iraq is where you get some right now. 241 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,180 Here just has shit all. 242 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,860 Are you guys getting outside the wire much? 243 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,020 Yes, ma'am. Most days. 244 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,740 You know, we help out with community projects and all. 245 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,002 And wells. 246 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:48,460 And sometimes at night we shoot the big gun, 247 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,608 - but, you know, it's quiet here. - Jesus! 248 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,100 We don't wear IBAs on the FOB. 249 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,100 I don't even chamber a round in my weapon anymore, because, 250 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:59,860 you know, I figure accidental discharge is scarier than the Taliban. 251 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,460 With Iraq, do you feel like people have forgotten about Afghanistan? 252 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,180 Well... 253 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,124 Yes, ma'am. I'd say that surely is the word for it. 254 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,780 This here's a forgotten war. 255 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,486 It's capital F, capital W. 256 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,325 What's your... Your name and rank? 257 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,807 I'm Lance Corporal Coughlin, India Company 3-5. 258 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:24,481 Thank you. 259 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,322 Kim. Your hair. 260 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,285 Thanks, Fahim. 261 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,410 You really are a fixer. 262 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:46,685 Moon's out. 263 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,001 It's beautiful. 264 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,411 Suck my dick! 265 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:02,820 What does that mean? 266 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:06,288 It means, "What a terrible event!" 267 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,420 Miss Baker. 268 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:10,940 Colonel Hollanek is coming to Norton tomorrow to check on some of our PRT work. 269 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,100 And you and your crew are clear to tag along. 270 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,885 - Great, thanks. - Rolls out at zero-six. 271 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,962 - That's 6:00 a.m. - I know that, yeah. 272 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,201 Fire! 273 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,321 Come on, let's go! Get this shit together! We gotta move! 274 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,180 Fucking hands out of your pockets! 275 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,805 You think you're in the fucking Army? 276 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,207 What is this? 277 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,860 That's my supplies. Camera stuff. 278 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,700 You fucking kidding me? 279 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:40,740 This is an orange ruck. No, ma'am. Not on my vehicle. 280 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:44,260 The girl at the North Face store said it was, like, military grade. 281 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,940 Well, where are you gonna hide it? Inside a fucking sunset? 282 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,380 I mean, even the Dutch Army don't wear orange. 283 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:51,845 Fix it. 284 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,580 How do I fix it? 285 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,886 Rapono! 286 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,420 Got to stay hydrated, ma'am. 287 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,727 Coughlin. I didn't recognize you. 288 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,340 That's 'cause I'm in warrior mode. 289 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,204 It makes me taller. 290 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,842 Enjoy the ride, ma'am. 291 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,740 I'm dying to know who blew up my well. 292 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,171 Working on it, Colonel. 293 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,289 That was a nice fucking well, Corporal. 294 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,041 What'd he say? 295 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,060 What's that mean? 296 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,083 He wants to know if you are the Russians. 297 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,091 The Russians? 298 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,804 No! 299 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,300 No, sir. That was 20 years ago. 300 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,765 And we're here to help. 301 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,809 And I'm black. 302 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,766 The Russians are blacks now. 303 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,646 If we fix the well, you can't blow it up. 304 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,980 Kim, I was talking to some of the younger men. 305 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,340 They say the Taliban came at night. 306 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,761 I don't care. No. I drank too much water and I have to pee. 307 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,764 Stop. Stop. I am engaged to be married. 308 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:50,020 Okay, Fahim, I know you like your women to be, like, 309 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,380 beautiful, mysterious IKEA bags, okay? 310 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,563 But we urinate, Doctor. Out of our vaginas. 311 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,540 You think you urinate out the... 312 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,020 No. I know it's a separate thing! 313 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,340 God! Just please help me. 314 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,260 There is nowhere for you to go. 315 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,060 I cannot ask these men about this. 316 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,700 And I'm not allowed to talk to the women. 317 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,963 Fine. Forget it. I'll hold it. Women are tough, right? 318 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,366 Are you okay, ma'am? 319 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,849 Gosh, damn it, man. This is a new one. 320 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,729 I was cursing your name at 0-stupid-30, but I'm glad I came out today. 321 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,740 Would you not have gone on patrol today if I weren't here? 322 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:33,842 No, I'd be back in Norton filling HESCOs. 323 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,140 Copy that. 324 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:38,260 We're still 5 mikes. It must be one hairy dump. 325 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,647 No, I'm just getting my pants on. Damn it, Sergeant Hurd. 326 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:41,980 Whatever. 327 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,300 - Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. - Marine! 328 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,084 Make a hole, Baker. 329 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,605 Move out! 330 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,660 Why are we stopping? 331 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,380 The lead vehicle bottomed out. 332 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,450 Okay! Heads on a swivel! 333 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,044 Didn't we come this way? 334 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,483 We most surely did. 335 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,562 - Contact left! - Stay in the vehicle! 336 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:48,367 Shit! Hot! Hot bullet things! 337 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,604 Kim, don't get out of the car! Kim! 338 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,460 Get down behind the engine block! 339 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,369 Stay there! Stay there! 340 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,140 Kim. 341 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,571 Get back in the car! 342 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,248 No, please, Kim! 343 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,420 Ma'am, I asked you to stay put! 344 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,010 Those assholes tried to shoot us! 345 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,721 Jesus! 346 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,860 You have got to be shitting me! 347 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:50,140 You just shot a Javelin at a fucking car! 348 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,620 That's an $80,000 piece of ordnance! 349 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,780 Can any of you geniuses tell me the Kelley Blue Book value 350 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,724 of a 1989 Toyota pickup? 351 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:13,169 Oorah, Baker. Get some. 352 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,660 I hope you got all that on film, ma'am. 353 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,900 'Cause that right there, that's what we do best. 354 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,380 Hearts and minds. 355 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,324 That's the two best places to shoot somebody. 356 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,460 What? 357 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,220 I told you to stay in the car. 358 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,288 Okay, I'll get back in the car. 359 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,681 The Marines don't have much to say about Iraq. 360 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,460 Their mantra is that they are focused on doing the job here. 361 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:48,900 And even though, as we saw firsthand, attacks against coalition forces are up, 362 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,129 Corporal Coughlin told me earlier that he is still not planning 363 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,540 to lock and load his weapon when he is out on patrol. 364 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,086 Our own Kim Baker reporting for us live. 365 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,201 Welcome! 366 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,370 Wow, good job, Kim! Ruthless! 367 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,923 Bitch, we are going out tonight! 368 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,244 It's okay. It's okay. Here. 369 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,127 It's okay. It's all right. 370 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,206 Why don't I know who you are? 371 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,780 You're what, like, 42? 372 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:05,860 Sold. 373 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,291 Why have I never heard of you? 374 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,740 Yeah, I haven't done a lot of overseas reporting. 375 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,049 I've done mostly domestic reportage. 376 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,420 "Reportage"? 377 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,364 Domestic reportage. 378 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,740 Look, everyone in the Kabubble is full of shit. It's okay. 379 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,020 Half the accents are fake. 380 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:28,125 The whole "I'm ex-Special Forces" wankers are flat out lying. 381 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,726 "Reportage"? 382 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,980 Oh, Christ, what is this? 383 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,780 I really shouldn't have my back to the door. 384 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:41,091 It's bad tradecraft, but it's worth it to talk to you two ladies. 385 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,085 Fuck off. 386 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,765 You got it. 387 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,290 Champagne? 388 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,811 Thank you. 389 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:54,460 Finish this, and then we'll go meet some friends in Wazir Akbar Khan. 390 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,260 And I am warning you now, do not sleep with Iain. 391 00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,328 - Who is Iain? - He's a proper asshole. 392 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,408 - Shall we? - Yeah. 393 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,081 Is that a cab? 394 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,540 Is your full name Shakira? 395 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,020 'Cause I thought it was a Colombian nickname. 396 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,220 Why would you think that? 397 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,380 Because of the singer. 398 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:18,980 No, I know. I'm kidding. No, it's Arabic for "thankful." 399 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,923 Kim is American for "white lady". 400 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,540 Actually, "Kim" means "who" in Turkish. 401 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,180 "Who's that white lady?" 402 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,700 It's Kim. 403 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,280 That's so you can remember my name. 404 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,086 So... This is Iain. Iain, Kim. 405 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,962 Kim. Kim. Kim. Kim, nice work. 406 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,140 You sit next to the only two women in a country the size of Texas 407 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,447 that remind a man that you're really only okay looking. 408 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:48,580 Well, she said you were an asshole, but that's really above and beyond. 409 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:49,740 - Who said that? - Tanya. 410 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,220 No. No. No. I don't think so. 411 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,100 A lot of women find me very charming, Kim. 412 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,820 - No, not biological women. - Oh, really? 413 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,900 Women who think that an accent is the same thing as a personality, maybe. 414 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,527 Nae, haud yer wheesht. Go bile yer heid, ya wee bampot. 415 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:08,003 I bet you're wetter than a submarine with screen doors now. 416 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,100 I got that from a pickup book. 417 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,690 - Jesus. - Oh, yeah. 418 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,420 So what's your deal? 419 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,740 You got chucked over by some guy so you think, "Forget him. 420 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,820 "I'm gonna go discover the wonders of the East, 421 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,220 "and I'm gonna fuck a Scottish guy and write a book." 422 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,924 I'm Scottish, by the way. 423 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,846 Cheers. 424 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,900 - Cheers. - Salud. 425 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,843 - Cheers. - To Kim! 426 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,329 - Is this your first night out? - Yes. 427 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,124 It is, actually. 428 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,460 That little bastard! 429 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,540 Oh, no, Kim. 430 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,246 You didn't give Egg Boy money, did you? 431 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,361 Hey! Egg Boy! Hey! You're a little shitbird! 432 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,244 I hope you get salmonella! 433 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,140 I gave him, like, $100! 434 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:07,685 - $100? - What? 435 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,686 I'd give you my eggs for $100. 436 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,020 Where are we going? 437 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,600 A whorehouse. You're going to love it. 438 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,286 You see that? 439 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,288 It's a brothel and a Chinese restaurant. 440 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,767 Do you remember this video? 441 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,325 Everybody was drawings. 442 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,801 Me? Oh, no, thank you. 443 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,820 Look, a month ago, I was writing a story about corn syrup. 444 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,700 Okay? I was not happy. 445 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,180 I didn't think there was anything else out there for me. 446 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,620 Just death. 447 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,820 Then this came along and... 448 00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,580 I don't care 449 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,366 Wenge, do you guys have regular access to healthcare? 450 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:15,420 He called me a Fenian bastard. 451 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,820 I fuckin' showed him what for, kicked his teeth in, the cunt. 452 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,163 Oi, Tanya? What's her story? 453 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:26,580 She has a boyfriend. And she's unconscious, okay? 454 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,140 Not that either of those things have ever stopped you before. 455 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,100 That's not true. That's not true. 456 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,565 Firstly, I'm afraid of boyfriends. 457 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,368 Secondly, I'm a gentleman. 458 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:40,580 What? According to no less an authority than Grace Mugabe. 459 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,180 I held a door open for her once. 460 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,460 Let me just have a little peekaboo. 461 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,860 Get out! 462 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,769 Actually, not bad. 463 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,966 - I think I missed one. - Stop! 464 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,260 Il y a du monde au balcon. Pas mal. 465 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,540 Kim? 466 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,020 You all right there, mate? 467 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,620 Wouldn't you like to know? 468 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,380 Hey. I'm just talking about her safety. 469 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:04,041 Nic here does security for Kim, Iain. 470 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,085 Right, well! 471 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,288 I'm off. Excuse me. 472 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:17,620 - Excused. - Good night. 473 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,722 - Bye, darling! - Good night. 474 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,488 The best, Nic! 475 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,004 Oh, that's Oprah. 476 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,260 Hello. 477 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,840 It's Fahim. Are you ready to go? 478 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,842 Go where, dude? It's Saturday. 479 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,300 Friday is the only day off in the Islamic week. 480 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,811 We have interviews. 481 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,660 No! That was not made clear. That's... No. 482 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,780 That's bullshit, Fahim. No. 483 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,611 Kim, today we are meeting Ali Massoud Sadiq. 484 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,451 I sent research. He's likely to be Attorney General. 485 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,860 - Please hold. - Please come outside. 486 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,140 This is against what I believe as an American. 487 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,242 I am sorry, but we have to go. 488 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,100 My shoes. Shit. 489 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,726 You wish to interview me, Mr. Ahmadzai? 490 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,164 I do, Mr. Sadiq. Yes, on camera. 491 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,300 Mr. Ahmadzai, 492 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:39,700 I am a person of, of no consequence. 493 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:43,580 Well, you soon might be the second most powerful person in Afghanistan. 494 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:48,220 Mr. Ahmadzai, I run a small department inside the Interior Ministry. 495 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,420 What possible interest could I be to the Americans? 496 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:55,047 Because your Ministry for the Prevention of Vice 497 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,980 and the Encouragement of Virtue 498 00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:01,210 sounds a lot like the Taliban's old Ministry of Vice and Virtue. 499 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,211 Don't you think? 500 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,923 Kim Baker. 501 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,220 When the Taliban was in power, 502 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,940 they enforced their version of sharia. 503 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:29,051 One of their edicts was a rule that all men must shave the hair of their pubis. 504 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,900 They would walk the streets carrying a small wooden rod, 505 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,660 a dowel, 506 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:38,020 which they would roll along the front of a man's trousers. 507 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:42,364 If a man's pubic hair was long enough to curl around the dowel, 508 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,723 they would beat him. 509 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:47,961 Now, I ask you, 510 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:54,131 do I look like a man to walk the streets carrying a hair-of-the-pubis dowel? 511 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,890 No, sir, you do not. 512 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:02,245 I returned to this country to save it. 513 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,580 I am a friend of America. 514 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,402 Which is why you should let me interview you, so people can understand that. 515 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,645 I like you, Kim. 516 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,740 I like your mouthiness. 517 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,524 That is a word, yes? 518 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,526 It reminds me of my time living in London. 519 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,371 You make me feel like a young man again. 520 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,962 But I do not know you. 521 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:31,210 How can we get to know each other, Kim? 522 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,922 Yes, excellent, Kim! 523 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,726 Put a turban on her, she'd make a very handsome boy. 524 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,084 How are you? You okay there? 525 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,220 What the hell was that? 526 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,420 It's probably just a wedding somewhere nearby. 527 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,380 They like to shoot off guns at weddings here. 528 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,050 You get it, you're from Florida. 529 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,580 Funny. 530 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,060 When was the last time I saw you? 531 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,540 Since June? 532 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,166 I'm sorry that I didn't get back last month. 533 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,180 I can be in New York by Thursday. 534 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,260 I miss you and I want to see you. And I... 535 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,740 I have... 536 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,808 Not again. 537 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,900 I hate this fucking airport. 538 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,580 Can I bring you guys anything from New York? 539 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,001 Just bring us back a six pack? 540 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,563 - This is Kim. - Kim Baker? 541 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,683 It is Sadiq. 542 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,002 Mr. Sadiq, hi. 543 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,460 How about an interview with Pacha Khan? 544 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,300 Pacha Khan, the warlord? 545 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,084 Pacha Khan is a businessman. 546 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,980 Would you like that? 547 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,460 Yeah. Yeah. But I'm on my way to New York to see my boyfriend. 548 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:25,202 You will be the first Western journalist to interview him since the Soviet War. 549 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,409 Shall we say tomorrow? 550 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:37,164 Okay, yes, of course. Thank you. 551 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,011 - What? - Back in the car. 552 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,081 Wait here. 553 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,525 It's okay, come. 554 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,090 She is a Muslim? 555 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:29,721 Yes 556 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,569 Have her pray for me. 557 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,445 She is Turkish. 558 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,851 You wouldn't understand her anyway. 559 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,300 - Okay. Yes. - Yeah? 560 00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,447 Okay. 561 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,291 Pacha Khan, thank you for your kind hospitality. 562 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:10,642 Put a turban on her and she would make a handsome boy! 563 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,126 What? 564 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,886 No. 565 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,580 - Kim. Cheers. - Hi. 566 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:32,700 What a rush, yeah? 567 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:36,740 Pacha Khan, yeah. It's like, adrenaline. Everyone was... 568 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,180 Good job. 569 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,580 Yeah, it went well. 570 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,763 But, you know, I was... I was in the... 571 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,724 The New Zealand SAS back home. 572 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,326 And today felt like jumping out of an airplane. 573 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:50,769 Or like, you know, like having sex. 574 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,561 Kim! 575 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,731 Tanya's got scotch. It won't last long, so... 576 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,769 Nic, you're welcome, too, you big cunt! 577 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,123 That's a term of affection, by the way. 578 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:13,884 You were supposed to be in New York, sneaky girl. 579 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,020 Yeah, Chris is not super pleased. 580 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,487 Chris can suck a fat one. 581 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:25,810 I'm trying to see if they put my story up, but this Internet connection is the worst! 582 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,246 - Goddamn it, Jaweed! - Christ! 583 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,140 Really? 584 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:33,811 Although, donkeys aside, he's a good fixer. 585 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,448 No, thanks. Morning shows. 586 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,040 You have something they want for the mornings? 587 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,410 Maybe. I don't know. Maybe. 588 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,410 That's what I'm trying to see. 589 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,980 You know, I heard that he has contacts in the Tribals. 590 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,890 Like real Taliban contacts. 591 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,051 - Jaweed? - Jaweed. 592 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,886 - No fucking way. - Apparently. 593 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,924 Would you do that? Would you go down there? 594 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,287 Yeah, sure, if it was the right call. 595 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,763 Yeah, but how do you know if it's the right call? 596 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,340 Fuck, man, I don't know. 597 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:23,080 That is why we drink, do drugs and shag strangers in restaurant bathrooms. 598 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,460 Kim, are you okay? What's going on? 599 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,580 Oh, shoot. Sorry, what time is it? 600 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,260 I don't know. I'm in Seattle. 601 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,380 God, I thought you got shot at a wedding or something. 602 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:53,527 - Jesus, Kim! - No. 603 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,540 Sorry. So, just real quick... 604 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:58,211 - I want you to come visit me. - In Afghanistan? Really? 605 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,340 I mean, I've got tons of miles. I could fly you first class. 606 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,580 I have to look at a calendar. I don't think I can do it this month. 607 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,020 I'm here until, like, at least the 15th. But when I get back maybe... 608 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,122 - Who is in your bed, Chris? - What? 609 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,740 No, that's my bag. 610 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,002 Look in the mirror, dipshit. 611 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,740 My God. You motherfucker. Unbelievable. Unbelievable! 612 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,140 You calm the fuck down! 613 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:19,980 Listen, you haven't been home in months. 614 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,220 You forgot my fucking birthday! 615 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,900 Right, it's my fault. Great, Chris. You're a genius. 616 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,180 And I kept your stupid fucking plants alive, 617 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,851 but you let this relationship wither and die! 618 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,900 Did you have that prepared? 619 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:32,980 - What? - Pussy! 620 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,380 You know what? Have fun in Seattle. 621 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:35,580 You should go to the Rock 'n' Roll Museum. 622 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,011 It sucks. You'll fit right in. 623 00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:59,449 Are you shitting me? 624 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,246 Fahim. 625 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,323 Let's apply for another embed. 626 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,540 Because I want to get out of Kabul. 627 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,883 I just need to get out of Kabul. 628 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,780 I need "me time", exactly. That's... 629 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:24,250 See? I told you that O magazine would increase your understanding of women. 630 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,526 Hey, you guys are 3-5, right? 631 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,483 Do you know a Corporal Coughlin? 632 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,580 No, ma'am. 633 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,126 Sorry, but I've only been here for a couple months. 634 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,980 Ma'am, if you set one foot in front of the other, 635 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,084 there's less chance you lose both feet if we hit an IED. 636 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,765 Vides, make ready. 637 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:06,603 Man, we are definitely losing the war when it comes to this particular well. 638 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,220 I swear to God, they blow up another well, I take another pair of boots off. 639 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,448 It's like fucking musical chairs. 640 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,060 Hey, do I have to buy a dress for your wedding? 641 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,403 No. Whatever you wear in Kabul is fine. 642 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:22,242 - Yeah? - Yes. 643 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,966 The only thing I ask is that you make sure my friend is there. 644 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,962 Your friend is me. 645 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,051 I get it. 646 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,762 - Mount up! - Jesus, Stern! 647 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,780 General, excuse me. Hey. General, do you have a minute? 648 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,281 - Not now, Baker. - It's just... 649 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,566 The Taliban haven't been destroying the well here. 650 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,220 The women of the village are destroying it. 651 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,970 Or so they tell me. 652 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:51,500 We dug that well several times for the women 653 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,284 so they don't have to walk to the river. 654 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,100 But they want to walk to the river. 655 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,740 It's their only chance to be social 656 00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,127 and gossip and, you know, hang out. 657 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:02,900 I think that they have a bunch of old Soviet landmines, 658 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,163 and they just prop one up and throw rocks at it. 659 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,607 Kim, did you ever feel like you're manning that tollgate 660 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:24,564 and the engineer's yelling, "I got pig iron, I got pig iron"? 661 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,220 No. I don't know what that means. But it's very folksy. 662 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,500 Also, the women, obviously, they don't want the men 663 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,140 to know about this, so they are hoping 664 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,820 that you would just refuse to repair the well this time. 665 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:35,921 Well, they're in luck. 666 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,407 That's exactly what I told the mullah, so... 667 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,605 Well done, Baker. 668 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:44,891 Hooyah, General. 669 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,500 Marines say "Oorah". 670 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,780 The Navy says "Hooyah". 671 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,882 - Don't mix those two up. - Got it. 672 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,689 Have a good... Have a good ride. 673 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:20,447 Kim. 674 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:24,401 Kim. 675 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,801 Sorry. 676 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,260 - You look beautiful! - You look beautiful! 677 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,361 Oh, my God. 678 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,403 - Oh, my God. - Oh, no! 679 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,851 Kim! 680 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:57,940 What the dick? 681 00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,060 Why did Fahim tell me I could dress like this? 682 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,660 Well, he didn't want you to have to go buy something. 683 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,540 Oh, my God. I only washed the front of my hair. 684 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,687 Here. You know what? 685 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,525 - I'm going to let you have one of these. - Thank you. 686 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,460 - Now I look great. - Now you're ready. 687 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,767 - Now I'm ready to party. - Oh, she likes it. 688 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:17,681 - Sure. - Oh, wow. Well... 689 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:39,723 It was worse than a unibrow. It went all the way into his hair. 690 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,100 We all have some reason for being here. 691 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,700 What's your reason? 692 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:45,820 What is yours? 693 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,220 I don't have a good one. I'm just here. 694 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,140 Come on, she just told her unibrow story. 695 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,580 I just... I don't have one. 696 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:51,761 Come on. 697 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:58,005 I was at the gym after work one night. Stationary bike. 698 00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,300 Okay? The same bike every day. 699 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,060 And I notice this 700 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,810 indentation in the carpet, it's, like, a foot in front of my bike. 701 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,928 And I realize that it's from where my bike used to be. 702 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:17,527 I have done thousands of miles on this bike 703 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,580 and I have gone backwards. 704 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,900 I have literally gone backwards. 705 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,206 I just 706 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,900 wanted to blow everything up. I just wanted out of my job, 707 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,780 writing news scripts for dumb pretty people to read. 708 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,245 I wanted... 709 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,260 ...out of having to decide whether 710 00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:39,603 I should just marry my mildly depressive boyfriend. 711 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:41,085 And that's it. 712 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:46,444 I just... I couldn't look at that fucking carpet anymore. 713 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:56,940 Well, that is officially the most 714 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,220 American white lady story I've ever heard. 715 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,687 - Shut up. - It is. 716 00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:07,620 You know what? Fuck that. You are a battle-tested foreign correspondent. 717 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:10,980 You're a solid Kabul 9.5. 718 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,380 And you are fucking single, all right? 719 00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,404 So that lady back at the gym, she's dead. 720 00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:18,730 This is your life. 721 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,660 Despite Taliban threats, election observers 722 00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,900 are reporting high voter turnout, especially in cities. 723 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,860 A British fighter-bomber last week reduced this compound to rubble. 724 00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:55,009 ...not to cooperate. Oh, God. Christ, there's a... 725 00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,260 Bahzo! There's a bahzo here! 726 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,364 The surprise visit from Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. 727 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,220 Today, Kabul's first licensed female driver, 728 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:08,005 Gulbahar Yousofy, hits the road. 729 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,126 That sucks. That sucks for women. 730 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,041 Thank you. 731 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,540 Congratulations on your promotion, 732 00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,220 - Mr. Attorney General. - Thank you. 733 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:24,860 As I said, we could have done this over the phone. 734 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,420 I'm just looking for a statement on sharia in Kandahar. 735 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:31,320 I understand that you are no longer with your special friend Chris. 736 00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:33,900 Who told you that? 737 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:38,820 Very little happens in Afghanistan that Ali Massoud Sadiq does not know about. 738 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,001 Very little. 739 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,881 - May I show you something? - Of course. 740 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,820 You have a bed in your office. 741 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,001 Yes. 742 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,649 There is a bed here now. 743 00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:01,610 So, no comment on sharia in Kandahar or... 744 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:07,660 No comment. 745 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,206 - We are going to ISAF later, yes? - I don't know. 746 00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,820 Pressers and "right of boom" crap. Who cares? 747 00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,126 We need to enterprise something. Okay? 748 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:16,288 We need to get out of the bubble. 749 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,251 That hit the net. 750 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,444 - The what? - It hit the net. 751 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,740 - The invisible net? - Yes. 752 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,500 - My point. - Let's go. Bullshit. 753 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,140 You know, Kim, the reason that your village well story got traction is 754 00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:29,766 because it wasn't a bang-bang, it was about women's rights. 755 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,620 It was a brilliant piece, that. 756 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:33,006 Oh, fucking hell. 757 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,601 - We should go to Kandahar. - No, too dangerous. 758 00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:40,100 No way. It's a wee bit fluid down there these days, security-wise. 759 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,940 Yeah, it might be a bit much for you, Nic? 760 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,700 You're a bit late to the whole "Kandahar's gone to shit" party. You know? 761 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,740 What about the woman thing where the sharia law is back? 762 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,460 And there was a firebombing the other day. 763 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,540 Yeah, I think it's worth the risk. 764 00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,380 That's easy for you to say, mate, 765 00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,260 sitting there in your cozzie taking photos of the fucking garden. 766 00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,700 Look, Nicky, I know you've been specially trained 767 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,451 to protect New Zealand from, what, fucking dolphins? 768 00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:01,860 But I'm not exactly a war zone virgin, you know? 769 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,580 I was kidnapped by the AIG when they were still called that. 770 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,170 Why dolphins? 771 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,300 What do dolphins got to do with New Zealand? 772 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:09,380 Nothing to do with it. I'm just... 773 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,700 White pointers and sharks, but the dolphins never hurt anyone. 774 00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,220 I know they've not hurt anyone, mate. I'm just making the point... 775 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,380 I'm not gonna protect my country from an animal that hasn't hurt anyone. 776 00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:18,641 Oh, Jesus Christ. 777 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,660 Dolphins? What a joke. 778 00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,300 I'll come with you in the car if there's room. 779 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,129 Oh, great, we're all going to Kandahar! 780 00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:30,643 I can make some calls. We can take my car. 781 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:35,727 Kim, if we are going to Kandahar, you will need to buy some new clothes. 782 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,521 I can't... 783 00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,689 It's so pretty, I don't even want to vote. 784 00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,940 I'm flipping you the bird in here right now. 785 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,300 - Is this your car, Fahim? - Yes. 786 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,780 This is a fucking piece of shit. 787 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,609 I think it's very nice. 788 00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,260 No one is staring at me. It's weird. 789 00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,204 You are in the Blue Prison now. 790 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,371 Fahim, what does the graffiti say? 791 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,962 "No education for woman." 792 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,769 Brian. 793 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,325 Fahim, what's going on up there? 794 00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:46,646 The Taliban used to do this. 795 00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:50,000 Execute the radios and televisions. 796 00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,043 Oh, shit! 797 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:01,881 Get out of the way! 798 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,220 Move on! Move on! 799 00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,607 You guys can't go out there, but I can. 800 00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:13,922 - Kim, come back. - Kim, wait! Come back. 801 00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,369 Kim, now. We must hurry. We must hurry. 802 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:15,445 Get in the car! 803 00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:19,810 Get out of here! 804 00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:26,280 That was a men's park, Kim! Men only! 805 00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:29,121 Fuck! 806 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,408 Bebakhshid, Fahim. 807 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:43,765 ...coalition capacity, priorities and support. 808 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:48,608 Let's look now at the 12 first-tier drivers in the current COIN paradigm. 809 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:50,220 Shit. 810 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,163 Tactical and institutional... 811 00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,931 ...is always in purple, and noting as such... 812 00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,525 - Kim Baker. - Sir, do you have a minute? 813 00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:02,260 If I'm understanding this briefing, I have all the fucking time in the world. 814 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:06,140 Okay. Well, I'm covering the girls' school in Kandahar that was firebombed 815 00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:09,300 and I'm wondering if you could give me something, on background, 816 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:12,860 just about the security situation here 817 00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,780 and the state of the war in general. 818 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,860 Yeah, I can give you something: This war is like fucking a gorilla. 819 00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,122 You keep going till the gorilla wants to stop. 820 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,100 I think I can paraphrase that. 821 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:24,565 Knock yourself out. 822 00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:44,340 You know, Afghanistan produces 90% of the world's narcotic opiates. 823 00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:45,885 So they say. 824 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,860 When I worked in the hospital, 825 00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,940 these men, heroin addicts, 826 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,780 would come in with a child. 827 00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:58,645 They'd say, "Oh, my son, he broke his arm." 828 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:04,527 And while we were tending to the child, the men would steal our morphine. 829 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:09,340 And we would wonder how the arm got broken to begin with. 830 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:11,602 What are we talking about, Fahim? 831 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:18,244 The human body produces its own heroin. 832 00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:22,888 In fact, when the fight-or-flight instinct is activated in the hypothalamus, 833 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:28,046 your body releases endorphins, dopamine and norepinephrine. 834 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:33,780 That is heroin, cocaine and amphetamine, all at once. 835 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:37,340 Okay, great. Are we having the Afghan version of this conversation, 836 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:41,126 where in New York we would have gotten to the point, like, five minutes ago? 837 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:49,120 There is a reason to believe that a person can get addicted to this type of high. 838 00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,620 Soldiers, athletes... 839 00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,643 War reporters. Got it. 840 00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:59,420 An addict always needs a greater and greater dosage. 841 00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:03,380 And then people make mistakes, people get hurt. 842 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,380 I get it. You're a newlywed. I can 843 00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:09,086 probably get them to go up to $125 a day. 844 00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,490 Let us have the 845 00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:23,166 American version of this conversation. 846 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:24,681 Okay. 847 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:29,220 I do not want to work with you anymore. 848 00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:31,580 No, okay, wait. Fahim, I know I fucked up. 849 00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:34,160 I do not think you do. 850 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,408 - Hear me out. - Kim, no. 851 00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:41,820 I am now married. I want to have children. 852 00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:43,922 It will not happen again. It's not gonna... 853 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:49,046 "I ride after a deer and find myself chased by a hog. 854 00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,444 "I plot to get what I want 855 00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:54,260 "and I end up in prison. 856 00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:57,887 "I dig pits to trap others and I fall in. 857 00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:01,371 "I should be suspicious of what I want." 858 00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:04,922 I don't know what that means. 859 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:10,565 You do. 860 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:18,721 Fahim? 861 01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:03,610 I can't breathe in here. 862 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:05,925 Time to take a walk. 863 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:08,124 I have to go outside. 864 01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,763 I have to go home. 865 01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,091 Put on your headscarf 866 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,100 Shit. 867 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:38,565 It's the wrong house. 868 01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,165 Oh, shit. 869 01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:10,443 Kim? 870 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,284 What the hell are you doing? 871 01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:17,540 Here. 872 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:21,645 Kim, sip that. Okay? You all right? 873 01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:25,700 Keep sipping that. You're all right. It's okay. 874 01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,165 It's okay. Hey. 875 01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:29,260 Hey, it's all right. 876 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:32,420 Oi. Now, that there was a bit of fun. 877 01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:33,806 - Are you mental? - Okay, mate... 878 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,420 I'm not your mate. I'm gonna ask you again, are you fucking mental? 879 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:39,780 - Come on, Iain, it's not his fault. - What's your job again? 880 01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:41,380 Because if I hadn't come back to see you lot 881 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,780 because I stole a bottle of sake from a Japanese travel writer... 882 01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:44,900 Wait, you have sake? 883 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,420 ...you could've killed her, "mate!" 884 01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:48,124 Oh, fuck off. 885 01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:50,810 Jesus! What the fuck? 886 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:53,810 Dude, what the fuck? 887 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,002 Did you fucking sucker punch me? 888 01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:57,531 You broke my nose. 889 01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:00,202 - You fucking American? - Are you a Yank? 890 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,209 I'm Canadian, you asshole. 891 01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:04,300 I almost fucked a Canadian? 892 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:07,300 I'd stay down if I were you, ya wee cunt. 893 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:09,482 And that's not a term of affection. 894 01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:11,931 Fuck that. 895 01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:24,882 Oh, God! 896 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:29,460 - Wait. - Oh, fuck. 897 01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:33,246 Iain, don't carry me around. I'm not a fucking baby. 898 01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,180 Goddamn it. 899 01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:37,964 What the fuck are you doing? 900 01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,162 - Take it off. - I'm fucking trying to take it off! 901 01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:47,460 Oh, God, I'm gonna put it in you so fucking hard, 902 01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:48,900 - you're gonna fucking get it. - Don't talk. 903 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,180 - I want everything in your mouth. - Iain, just shut it. 904 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:53,886 I'll take you lying down, come on. 905 01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:56,660 Do you have one of those weird little penises? 906 01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:58,940 No! This is how I want to go. 907 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:01,042 No, I don't want to see myself. 908 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:02,650 Roll off! 909 01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:04,808 Okay, fuck it. 910 01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:09,460 Oh, God, I fucking... 911 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:10,620 What are you doing? 912 01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:13,100 I'm just putting my fucking finger in your mouth. 913 01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:14,180 No! 914 01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:16,282 Come on, just put everything in your mouth. 915 01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:20,485 - Do you want me to go? - No. 916 01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:36,884 There's aught like a good shag. 917 01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:39,402 Okay, let's try to be adults here. 918 01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:41,085 I think we were. 919 01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:44,180 Obviously this was just a Kabubble thing, right? 920 01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:45,327 Just a 921 01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:49,283 fun mistake where one of us had an orgasm. 922 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:55,322 I mean, we're both in a really bad place. And then you punched Nic. 923 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,529 I don't know. It's endorphins, right? 924 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,460 Nope, that's not what this is. 925 01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:02,220 No, you don't need to be gallant. 926 01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,084 I'm serious. 927 01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:08,289 I fancy you, Kim Baker. 928 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,206 I do. 929 01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:14,340 Of all the dozens of women in this country, I chose you. 930 01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:16,220 No, you didn't, because this is not me. 931 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:17,420 I would never do this. 932 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:20,060 Precisely. Because you're not you anymore. 933 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,100 You're in the Kabubble. You said so yourself. 934 01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:24,521 Don't fucking hide. 935 01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:28,340 Kim, you know the frog in the pot of water? 936 01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:31,569 You raise the temperature bit by bit, 937 01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:33,284 the frog doesn't notice? 938 01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:37,780 That's what this place and that's what this job does to all of us. 939 01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:41,362 It changes your perception of what's normal until... 940 01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:44,964 ...until here we are. 941 01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:47,820 You know the frog boils to death 942 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:49,500 - at the end of that, right? - Nope. 943 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:50,806 - Yeah. - Nope. 944 01:04:57,920 --> 01:04:59,922 Is that my toothbrush? 945 01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:05,060 What's going on with my Kandahar piece, Ed? 946 01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:06,620 Jerry killed it. 947 01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:07,721 Wait, who killed it? 948 01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:10,300 Jerry Taub, head of the network, Kim. 949 01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:12,140 - What happened to Angela? - She left. 950 01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:15,460 She's running a website for women or something. 951 01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:19,300 Look, I can't sell Afghanistan in Monday meetings. 952 01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:22,740 Your war's got chronic same-shit-different-day-itis. 953 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:25,140 Great. What am I even doing here, Ed? 954 01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:28,500 I wouldn't ask that too loudly, Kim. 955 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:32,161 Though I'd be thrilled to have you back at your old desk. 956 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,525 That's all I got. 957 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:46,340 Hey, I heard that Nic quit and you fucked Iain! 958 01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:47,460 Whoa, hold on. 959 01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:49,820 Listen, the Iain thing is not a thing, okay? 960 01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:52,020 We have the same size hands. I can't. 961 01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:54,740 It's just work has been a little frustrating. 962 01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:55,860 Yeah. I get it. 963 01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:57,700 Because Afghanistan doesn't rate anymore. 964 01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:59,180 That is bullshit. 965 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:02,200 You've got to find your own luck here, babe, you know that. 966 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,440 What? 967 01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:09,100 What? What is that? 968 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:11,580 Hey! You're hooking up Tanya in the Tribals? 969 01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:13,060 What the fuck, Jaweed? 970 01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:14,844 Her network will pay me triple. 971 01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:16,780 I taught you how to clear your Internet history, okay? 972 01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:18,460 What has Vanderpoel ever done for you? 973 01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:19,900 Give me a break, man. 974 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,140 Whatever. You owe me. What else do you have? 975 01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:23,300 You're Ghilzai, right? 976 01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:26,220 Do you have any other connections to members of the Ghilzai family? 977 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:27,980 - You mean Hekmatyar? - Maybe. 978 01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:30,367 Are you fucking crazy, Kim? Please. 979 01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:33,580 Hey! Nabil! Hey. 980 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:38,220 Are you still in touch with that ISI guy who says he knows who killed Abdul Haq? 981 01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:41,085 That guy? He's dead two years. 982 01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:55,726 Hey. 983 01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:06,180 Oh, for fuck's sake. 984 01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:07,611 Mrs. MacKelpie. 985 01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:14,242 - Twice? - Two and a half, actually. 986 01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:18,420 I don't remember what happened last night. 987 01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:20,860 Kabul happened, my wee froggy in the pot. 988 01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:23,440 Did I not wear a headscarf? Where's my phone? 989 01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:24,620 I believe I threw your mobile in my cupboard. 990 01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:25,780 Why? 991 01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:28,121 Because mid-coitus you tried to call Tanya 992 01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:30,288 about some bloody wild goose chase in the Tribals. 993 01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:31,700 I told you about that? 994 01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:35,566 It was hard to understand you once you asked me to stuff your knickers in your mouth. 995 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:38,809 I'm joking, Kim. That didn't happen. 996 01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:40,700 Fuck. I am... 997 01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:42,643 I am fucking losing it. 998 01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:44,700 I need a win. 999 01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,700 Christ, if you're that hard up, I'll share my Badakhshan thing with you. 1000 01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:49,140 What Badakhshan thing? 1001 01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:51,811 You know China won the contract to mine for gold up there. 1002 01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:54,380 They built roads, airport, housing, all that. 1003 01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:58,500 Well, guess whose responsibility it is to protect the investment of Red China 1004 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,489 in this restive nation? 1005 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:04,660 American troops, Chinese gold. Oh, Iain, that's really good. 1006 01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:05,900 People are gonna get mad. 1007 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:07,843 Just waiting for my guy to give me the green light. 1008 01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,420 You pay for the trip, I'll share the story with you. Easy peasy. 1009 01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:13,171 Really? Thank you. That's... 1010 01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:15,207 I owe you one. 1011 01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:18,100 Well, how about a half of one? 1012 01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:19,500 And then we can make it an even three. 1013 01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:21,728 Yeah. Or I could buy you breakfast. 1014 01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:25,001 Or a half of one and we can make it an even three. 1015 01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:28,100 I think breakfast is of equal monetary value. 1016 01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,100 My middle name is Eoghan. 1017 01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:32,260 Which is Erse... Shut up. 1018 01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:33,930 It's Erse for Owen. 1019 01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:35,420 "Oo-hee"? 1020 01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:37,420 - Iain "Oo-hee". - Don't bother. 1021 01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:38,780 Where is Bin Laden? 1022 01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:39,860 People think he's in Pakistan, right? 1023 01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:40,940 Yeah. 1024 01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:42,780 You've got egg in your beard. Hang on. 1025 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:43,940 Thank you. 1026 01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:46,700 Your national animal is the unicorn. 1027 01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:47,780 I think it's romantic. 1028 01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:51,020 That is the national animal of the kingdom I ruled when I was eight. 1029 01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:53,122 Who's your favorite Three Stooge? 1030 01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:57,723 Larry. Because he's put upon in a way that I identify with. 1031 01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:00,220 He's the Art Garfunkel, right? 1032 01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:01,660 Yeah. 1033 01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:04,740 So, I thought I might like to hang out with you for a bit. 1034 01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,444 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. 1035 01:09:07,440 --> 01:09:08,930 Do you really want to know what I want to do? 1036 01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:09,962 Yeah. Okay. 1037 01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:11,411 I'd like to kiss you. 1038 01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:16,046 Who knew? 1039 01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:21,540 Here's my little man. 1040 01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,780 No, Iain, don't. It's a scam. 1041 01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:26,100 Do you think so? Really? 1042 01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:28,820 I know it's a scam, Kim. So what? 1043 01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,922 He's still begging in the street. Hey, Abrahaim. 1044 01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:33,210 There's my boy. 1045 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:45,769 I knew I'd win you over. 1046 01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:52,486 Jesus! 1047 01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:02,564 What the fuck, Jaweed? Are they coming or not? 1048 01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:04,287 Here they are. 1049 01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:11,180 There they are. 1050 01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:15,126 4-6800, line six north. 1051 01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:21,331 Standing by approval. 1052 01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:23,100 We are clear to engage target. 1053 01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:25,282 Roger. Clear to engage target. 1054 01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:34,730 It is him. That's my guy. 1055 01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:37,260 If we go anywhere, Jaweed, we take our vehicle. 1056 01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:38,460 No carpooling. 1057 01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:39,721 All right. Okay. 1058 01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,883 Shit! Shit! 1059 01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,006 Stay calm. 1060 01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:00,460 Splash. 1061 01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:01,900 Cease laser. Safe laser. 1062 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,684 Laser off. Laser safe. 1063 01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:29,967 I'm looking for someone. Excuse me. 1064 01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,180 - Oh, my God. Tanya. - Hi. 1065 01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:40,691 - Jesus. - Oy. 1066 01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:44,169 Jaweed's dead. 1067 01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:47,085 - Andy's in surgery. - I know. Iain talked to Colin. 1068 01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:50,050 - Jesus! - I know. It's fucked. 1069 01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:54,403 You know, Colin was rolling. 1070 01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:58,140 What, like, rolling-rolling? You have tape? 1071 01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:00,380 He got the whole fucking thing. 1072 01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:03,324 I'm going to go live with it as soon as they let me out of here. 1073 01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:07,161 Can you fucking believe it? 1074 01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:09,005 Hey. 1075 01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:10,321 Hi. 1076 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:11,807 Aye. 1077 01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:14,285 - How are you? - You doing all right? 1078 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:17,740 Holy shit! 1079 01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:19,922 And as we watch it again there, Susanna, 1080 01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:23,601 you can actually see the Hellfire missile right before it detonates. 1081 01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:29,660 What is going on with Badakhshan? 1082 01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:31,980 Snow's killing us. 1083 01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:34,900 So unless your network wants to stump up the money for the helicopter, 1084 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,380 we'll have to wait till they clear the passes. 1085 01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:39,050 Kim, we have a bit of a situation outside. 1086 01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:41,740 What? 1087 01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:43,569 I just need you to see something. 1088 01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:45,100 Sorry to interrupt. 1089 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:47,601 - Did he say what he wanted? - I don't know. 1090 01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:53,371 Fuck. 1091 01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:00,020 Qadar. Qadar, it's okay. You can go in. 1092 01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:01,485 He just wants to talk to me. 1093 01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:03,284 - Okay. Okay. - It's okay. 1094 01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:05,860 Please, do not cover your hair on my account. 1095 01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:07,300 It's such beautiful hair. 1096 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:09,580 It's like the hide of a fine horse. 1097 01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:12,126 Sadiq, what are you doing here? 1098 01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:16,860 I was just going home from closing a woman brothel 1099 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:19,060 when I told my driver, 1100 01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:23,500 "Mahboobullah, this is where my best friend Kimberly lives!" 1101 01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:27,002 But she has been a bad friend lately. 1102 01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:29,844 She does not call. 1103 01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:33,245 She does not invite me to her party. 1104 01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:34,780 I'm sorry, 1105 01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:39,363 but I didn't think the Attorney General of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan 1106 01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:40,700 went to parties at guesthouses. 1107 01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:42,500 And why not? 1108 01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:44,660 I am still a man, no? 1109 01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,660 I love music. 1110 01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:49,161 I love to dance! 1111 01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:00,601 But 1112 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:06,770 even though you have been a bad friend, I want you to be happy. 1113 01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:10,569 Do you have a special friend? 1114 01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,045 Because 1115 01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:17,725 I would love to be your special friend. 1116 01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:20,805 Would you like that, Kim? 1117 01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:25,165 You're a bad friend. 1118 01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:28,100 You are a bad friend. 1119 01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:32,100 In America, I would get a book deal out of this shit! 1120 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:34,300 You can't just do this, okay? 1121 01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:36,540 I haven't been on the air in months! 1122 01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:40,406 My best friend here almost died, and I am jealous of her! 1123 01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,325 And I am just... 1124 01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:45,731 Fuck this! All of it! 1125 01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:11,445 That was a bomb. 1126 01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:14,500 Hello! So, wait! 1127 01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:17,020 Who is fronting the show? 1128 01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:18,940 Tucker? No, I don't know who that is. 1129 01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:22,340 Okay, well, I could go live for the overnights, but this is... 1130 01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:25,683 "Satellite time?" No, I have a dedicated feed. 1131 01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:28,451 Since when? 1132 01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:29,601 This is Tucker Wang. 1133 01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:30,860 This is Kim Baker. 1134 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,440 Why am I being told that I don't have a sat hookup? 1135 01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:35,443 Because you're on the hourly plan now. 1136 01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:37,130 And either way, the show is full tonight. 1137 01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:38,420 No. Who is your boss? 1138 01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:40,921 I want to talk to this Jerry whatever, Taub. 1139 01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:43,620 Okay, look, Jerry has mentioned Afghanistan to me once, 1140 01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:45,540 and mentioned it to know why the only good story to come 1141 01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:47,300 out of there in a year was on another network. 1142 01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:49,700 What, Tanya's thing? No, I've got shit like that. 1143 01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:51,500 I'm waiting for the snow to melt! 1144 01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:53,020 I want to talk to Jerry. 1145 01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:56,380 If I could just get you to get me a story that somebody would care about, 1146 01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:58,020 it would be fine. But meanwhile... 1147 01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:01,220 Okay, what if I come to New York and I burst into Jerry's office? How about that? 1148 01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:03,049 Well, that might look like I hadn't done my job. 1149 01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:05,003 Perfect. See you Wednesday. 1150 01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:06,121 Cunt. 1151 01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:11,969 Kim. 1152 01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:15,003 Kim, look at these dogs. 1153 01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:17,860 How does this end? 1154 01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:19,962 A bucket of cold water, I suppose. 1155 01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:24,681 No. 1156 01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:29,685 How does this 1157 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:32,160 end? 1158 01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:37,683 I don't really know, Kim. 1159 01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:42,260 We grow old together? Get a cottage in the country? 1160 01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:44,010 Raise chickens? 1161 01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:45,724 Eat scrambled eggs off each other? 1162 01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:48,820 Look, we're good, aren't we? We'll always have Kabul. 1163 01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:51,886 No, we won't. We won't "always have" it because I have to go home. 1164 01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:53,580 No, this is home. 1165 01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:57,180 I have to go to New York City and justify my life 1166 01:16:57,280 --> 01:17:01,727 to somebody named Jerry before he takes it all away, and I 1167 01:17:03,440 --> 01:17:07,809 cannot go back to sitting at a goddamn desk. I can't. 1168 01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:09,940 Aye. Listen... 1169 01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:12,260 No one can take it away from you. 1170 01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:13,600 Not all of it. 1171 01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:15,688 Whatever happens, you'll have me. 1172 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:19,409 That's a very nice thing to say, but... 1173 01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:20,721 But what? 1174 01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:36,380 Following a fatal traffic accident involving a coalition truck, 1175 01:17:36,480 --> 01:17:37,720 long simmering frustration 1176 01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:41,380 today boiled over into violence and despair. 1177 01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:42,900 They kill us! 1178 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,980 They kill us and they break our hearts! 1179 01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:47,660 And I also give this message to President Hamid Karzai: 1180 01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:50,161 What the hell is happening here? 1181 01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:13,060 Okay, I don't care who the hell's in there. I'm Kim Baker. 1182 01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,660 Go on in, Kim. Jerry's expecting you. 1183 01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:18,180 Well, that's fucking unsatisfying. 1184 01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:21,011 - Can I take your bag? - Yes. Please. 1185 01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:24,282 - Would you care for some water? - Yes. 1186 01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:36,500 I should've Googled you. 1187 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:39,683 I've been... I've been using all the wrong swear words. 1188 01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:43,700 Well, I hope I didn't ruin your big moment. 1189 01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:46,540 Look, Geri, I don't know what Tucker has been telling you. 1190 01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:49,041 He said that you're upset about the air time you're getting. 1191 01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:52,420 That's just wrong, because this is not about me. 1192 01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:56,650 My frustration is with our priorities and what's best for the network. 1193 01:18:57,480 --> 01:19:00,006 Isn't deciding what's best for the network my job? 1194 01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:06,180 I'm just saying, as journalists, we have an obligation to this story. 1195 01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:09,820 And Afghanistan should be on our air more, period. 1196 01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:11,580 With the resources we have over there, 1197 01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:14,140 Afghanistan should definitely be on our air more. 1198 01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:18,370 But the problem is, as much as everyone loves the troops, 1199 01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:21,860 they don't actually want to watch them on the news anymore. 1200 01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:23,121 They just don't. 1201 01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:26,220 So I can't give Afghanistan more air. 1202 01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:30,260 Which means I need to give Afghanistan fewer resources. 1203 01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:32,840 That's what's best for the network. 1204 01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:35,842 - Geri... - You have that call now. 1205 01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:40,420 I'm not trying to be a bitch. 1206 01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:41,681 Okay, let me pitch you something. 1207 01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:43,020 All right, the Chinese mining concession... 1208 01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:44,100 Jesus! 1209 01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:47,100 Look, the last person who got any kind of bounce out of Afghanistan 1210 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,940 was your friend Tanya Vanderpoel. 1211 01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:52,362 She's actually got me over a barrel thanks to that drone story. 1212 01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:54,180 What do you mean, "over a barrel"? 1213 01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:55,645 She's London, Kim. 1214 01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,328 - You're hiring Tanya. - Yes. 1215 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,609 I assumed you two flew here together. 1216 01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:05,891 She's here. 1217 01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:13,180 I'm sorry, you started talking to her before the UAV strike? 1218 01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:14,805 Is UAV a drone? 1219 01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:18,086 Hello! Where are you going? 1220 01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:20,801 No, I'm only here for a few days. 1221 01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:22,810 Oh, I know. 1222 01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:26,046 Fuck. 1223 01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:28,284 I don't know what to say. 1224 01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:30,420 Ducky, I'm sorry. I fucked up. 1225 01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:33,820 Did you go to the Tribals because you were in a contract negotiation? 1226 01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:36,100 Dude, I'm not stealing your job, okay? 1227 01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:39,044 Tanya, this is not about my fucking job. 1228 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:41,820 We have to make good calls, right? 1229 01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:44,740 And now Andy lost an eye and Jaweed is dead. 1230 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:47,460 Christ, man, we've both fucking made mistakes! 1231 01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:50,609 No. Tell me you didn't go to the Tribals because of a contract. 1232 01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:54,820 You would have done exactly what I did if Jaweed had gone to you. 1233 01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:56,570 No. I'm not you. 1234 01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:05,122 Do you remember your first embed? 1235 01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:08,442 You interviewed a young Marine? 1236 01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:09,540 Coughlin? Yes. What? 1237 01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:13,140 Yeah, well, after they aired your story, 1238 01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:17,340 where you used his soundbite about not loading his rifle, 1239 01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:19,408 they sent him to Helmand. 1240 01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:22,122 And he got his legs blown off. 1241 01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:24,445 So I hear. 1242 01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:31,565 See you in Kabul. 1243 01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:04,684 I'm not really surprised she chased the story. 1244 01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:06,540 That's what we do. That's what you do. 1245 01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:07,687 I would do it. 1246 01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:12,170 Sorry. 1247 01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:14,980 Goddamn it, I'm tired. 1248 01:22:15,080 --> 01:22:16,380 You booked your return yet? 1249 01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:18,260 'Cause you could come through Glasgow if you wanted. 1250 01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:19,300 - I'll meet you. - What? 1251 01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:21,100 No. What about Badakhshan? 1252 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:25,260 Badakhshan, that will keep because the fucking pass is still snowed in. 1253 01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:28,100 I need that story. I need a hit, all right? 1254 01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,300 I need something so that Geri doesn't decide 1255 01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:32,687 I'm more useful as an ottoman in her fucking office. 1256 01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:35,700 What you need, Kim, is some time out of the bubble. 1257 01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:38,180 You'd better get ready. I'm fucking making love to you 1258 01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:41,204 to bagpipe versions of Sade songs. 1259 01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:44,620 Yeah, okay. 1260 01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:46,529 Really? You'll meet me in Glasgow? 1261 01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:49,780 Yeah, I'll meet you in Glasgow. 1262 01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:51,530 - I'll get the next flight. - Okay. 1263 01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:53,882 - Bye. - Bye. 1264 01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:04,700 Hey, Antoine. 1265 01:23:04,800 --> 01:23:07,690 Where have you come from? I thought you were in Badakhshan. 1266 01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:10,900 I was. Drove back overnight. 1267 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:14,846 - Wait, what? The pass is open? - Oui. For now. 1268 01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:30,081 Cheers. 1269 01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:52,771 Oh, Christ. 1270 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:56,847 Excuse me. 1271 01:23:58,640 --> 01:23:59,721 Kunduz near? 1272 01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:01,127 Far? 1273 01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:08,846 I'd like to rent a car. 1274 01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:16,405 Aye, thank you. 1275 01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:18,966 Yeah, I get it. Thank you. Thanks a lot. 1276 01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:44,924 Oh, Jesus. 1277 01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:47,164 Oh, shit. 1278 01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:58,527 Welcome to Glasgow International Airport. 1279 01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:02,420 Outside temperature's 18 degrees Celsius. 1280 01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:04,580 Local time is 15 hours. 1281 01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:07,500 There will be an airline representative to assist you to your luggage. 1282 01:25:07,600 --> 01:25:09,728 Once again, thank you for flying with us... 1283 01:25:11,080 --> 01:25:12,605 Oh, my God. 1284 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:26,380 Leaving a message for Susan. 1285 01:25:26,480 --> 01:25:28,620 Woodward, I'm back in Kabul again. 1286 01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:31,260 I'm trying to get information about the disappearance of Iain MacKelpie, 1287 01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:33,500 so if someone at Reuters can please call me back. 1288 01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:35,380 Call to let me know that you've received this message. 1289 01:25:35,480 --> 01:25:36,686 Thank you. 1290 01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:55,940 Who kidnaps a Scottish freelance photographer? 1291 01:25:56,040 --> 01:25:58,180 The whole point of kidnapping is to get money, right? 1292 01:25:58,280 --> 01:26:01,460 As far as I understand, Iain was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. 1293 01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:04,340 Can this half-assed country not even do kidnapping right? 1294 01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:07,420 ISAF does not think this was an upper-tier organization. 1295 01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:10,300 So these men will probably try to sell him to someone else. 1296 01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:13,540 And then there will be some talking, you know. 1297 01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:15,961 Oh, my God, Fahim. They're gonna kill him. 1298 01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:19,851 No, they will not, Kim, inshallah. 1299 01:26:22,120 --> 01:26:25,408 Now is when you're supposed to say "I told you so". 1300 01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:36,446 Fuck! 1301 01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:47,962 Ramadan has ended. They are slaughtering lambs. 1302 01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:10,167 - May I speak with him? - The general's busy. 1303 01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:16,122 Really, General? The elliptical? 1304 01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:18,449 I have bad knees. 1305 01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:23,860 I'm guessing you didn't come here for the smell of balls. 1306 01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:25,928 Everybody get the fuck out! 1307 01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:33,300 They believe that he may have been sold 1308 01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:36,883 to another organization somewhere in that same region. 1309 01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:43,207 That's a pretty big ask, Baker. 1310 01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:47,002 There's a real-time clock on this. 1311 01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:50,523 I'm sorry, I can't help you. 1312 01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:01,340 You know, it's just a shame that 1313 01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:05,100 y'all don't get credit for all these high-profile things that you do. 1314 01:28:05,200 --> 01:28:07,680 You know, especially with SEALs and Delta out there. 1315 01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:11,441 I mean, what week goes by they don't see those assholes on TV, am I right? 1316 01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:16,300 And then next time Congress votes on a Pentagon budget 1317 01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:20,060 and there's this pesky little 10% line item for the Marines, 1318 01:28:20,160 --> 01:28:23,180 next thing you know, you guys are just part of the Navy. 1319 01:28:23,280 --> 01:28:26,923 Although, sir, you would look spectacular in one of those pretty white uniforms. 1320 01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:33,125 God, you know what? 1321 01:28:34,240 --> 01:28:36,620 It's just occurring to me that, unlike JSOC, 1322 01:28:36,720 --> 01:28:38,927 you guys allow reporter embeds. 1323 01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:42,926 Which means that a cameraman could go on a FORECON mission. 1324 01:28:43,560 --> 01:28:46,609 Don't you think that would be great for the Corps, sir? 1325 01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:48,923 That kind of exposure? 1326 01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:51,965 Pretty good for you, too. 1327 01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:55,180 Look, we don't go in blind. 1328 01:28:55,280 --> 01:28:57,700 We have to know what we're doing and where we're going. 1329 01:28:57,800 --> 01:28:59,180 It's the way we work. 1330 01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:01,940 We're not likely to get an address, but... 1331 01:29:02,040 --> 01:29:04,964 When you have something concrete, come back and we'll get kinetic. 1332 01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:19,500 Please tell Mr. Sadiq that his "special friend" is here. 1333 01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:21,980 What can I get for you? Some tea? The new PlayStation? 1334 01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:24,970 No, thank you. I just need a moment of your time. 1335 01:29:27,520 --> 01:29:29,100 We still friends, Sadiq? 1336 01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:32,260 Well, that is up to you, Kim. 1337 01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:37,020 Because you once told me that nothing happens here that you don't know about. 1338 01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:41,300 So you must know about my friend Iain MacKelpie getting kidnapped. 1339 01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:42,460 I did hear about this, yes. 1340 01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:43,740 Yeah, well, everybody heard about it, 1341 01:29:43,840 --> 01:29:48,300 but a powerful man such as yourself must actually know something. 1342 01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:50,500 Or your friend Pacha Khan knows something. 1343 01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:53,126 - Or his friend does. - Of course. 1344 01:29:53,240 --> 01:29:58,482 I could make some inquiries, but I can only do this for a very special friend. 1345 01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:19,980 I have a video that I think you should watch, Sadiq. 1346 01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:22,606 You push the little triangle. 1347 01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:26,081 You can watch video on the phone? 1348 01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:31,001 What is this? 1349 01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:36,500 It looks like the Attorney General of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan 1350 01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:37,886 dancing in the street 1351 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:42,363 with a Western enemy of Islam at a party where alcohol was served. 1352 01:30:43,440 --> 01:30:44,940 I've never touched alcohol in my life! 1353 01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:46,963 Well, I'm just saying how it looks. 1354 01:30:54,960 --> 01:30:56,883 It's a good idea, right? 1355 01:30:57,880 --> 01:30:59,723 It's a great idea! 1356 01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:01,681 It's fucking ace! 1357 01:31:04,360 --> 01:31:05,885 Good on ya, Kim! 1358 01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:11,003 Let's go, load up! Let's go, move, move, move! 1359 01:31:24,160 --> 01:31:26,811 You drink Tennessee whiskey, Miss Baker? 1360 01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:29,001 Yeah. 1361 01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:33,125 Outstanding. 1362 01:33:20,280 --> 01:33:21,884 Tall Brian? What the fuck? 1363 01:33:35,200 --> 01:33:37,180 Hang tight, sir. I'm gonna get you that ride. 1364 01:33:37,280 --> 01:33:38,725 Thank you. 1365 01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:45,646 What happened to the army, Dr. Brydon? 1366 01:33:48,560 --> 01:33:50,050 I am the army. 1367 01:33:55,200 --> 01:33:56,860 Thank you, Kim. 1368 01:33:56,960 --> 01:33:58,200 How are you? 1369 01:33:58,680 --> 01:33:59,841 I've had worse kidnappings. 1370 01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:04,801 MacKelpie is being treated for minor injuries. 1371 01:34:06,280 --> 01:34:09,929 Again, this incredible footage was produced by our very own Kim Baker. 1372 01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:12,327 Just incredible. Way to go, Kim! 1373 01:34:13,400 --> 01:34:18,100 If you want to kidnap someone fucking twice, you do a Toyota. 1374 01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:21,860 Fucking not as interesting as it got when they fucking pulled out a burqa. 1375 01:34:21,960 --> 01:34:23,500 It's too fucking long for me! 1376 01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:25,180 I don't know who the woman was it belonged to. 1377 01:34:25,280 --> 01:34:26,860 I'm not fucking 6'2", right? 1378 01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:29,900 I'm dragging this fucking thing along, thinking the only consolation is, 1379 01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:32,100 at least if I'm a fucking woman, 1380 01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:34,931 I'm not gonna get buggered, you know what I'm saying? 1381 01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:43,740 So anyway, I took a little something, actually. 1382 01:34:43,840 --> 01:34:45,340 I went to the gift shop at Taliban. 1383 01:34:45,440 --> 01:34:48,365 I'm afraid all I could get was that. 1384 01:35:12,440 --> 01:35:14,090 It's a shame you're going. 1385 01:35:15,120 --> 01:35:19,220 Well, I hope at least they're flying you first class. 1386 01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:22,020 Geri doesn't like me that much. But she does like me now, 1387 01:35:22,120 --> 01:35:26,164 so while I have this juice, I've got to leverage it into something better. 1388 01:35:26,280 --> 01:35:27,500 Yes! 1389 01:35:27,600 --> 01:35:28,860 Yes, wait, Iraq. 1390 01:35:28,960 --> 01:35:30,580 I'll come with you. 1391 01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:33,460 No, actually, Pakistan. That's where the real shooting shit is. 1392 01:35:33,560 --> 01:35:34,780 It's like the Wild West out there. 1393 01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:37,804 Actually, I told Geri that I want New York or D.C. 1394 01:35:43,040 --> 01:35:44,280 No, I did. 1395 01:35:45,560 --> 01:35:46,940 No, really, where are you going? 1396 01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:48,451 New York or D.C. 1397 01:35:50,520 --> 01:35:51,681 Why? 1398 01:35:53,280 --> 01:35:55,009 You can still come with me. 1399 01:36:01,560 --> 01:36:03,460 Because I think there's plenty of good work 1400 01:36:03,560 --> 01:36:07,128 to be done in the real world, and the Kabubble is well-established. 1401 01:36:07,240 --> 01:36:09,820 Is this about me going to Badakhshan without you? 1402 01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:12,460 'Cause you would have done exactly the same thing. 1403 01:36:12,560 --> 01:36:14,449 And, hey, what, I forgive you! 1404 01:36:17,520 --> 01:36:19,204 This is not about you. 1405 01:36:19,320 --> 01:36:23,963 It's not about Badakhshan, or Glasgow, or the cottage with the chickens. 1406 01:36:25,080 --> 01:36:26,206 What chickens? 1407 01:36:33,320 --> 01:36:35,129 It's okay. I know you're not gonna come. 1408 01:36:39,520 --> 01:36:41,363 I just have to get out of here before it's too late. 1409 01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:44,365 What do you mean? 1410 01:36:46,440 --> 01:36:48,602 I started to feel like this was normal. 1411 01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:53,523 You know it's not, right? 1412 01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:12,490 Come to New York and get it. 1413 01:37:13,760 --> 01:37:16,604 Remember, you're like a six in Manhattan. 1414 01:37:49,680 --> 01:37:51,205 How's your baby? 1415 01:37:51,960 --> 01:37:53,200 Which one? 1416 01:37:53,800 --> 01:37:55,723 - You have two? - Yes. 1417 01:37:57,800 --> 01:37:59,723 Irish twins. 1418 01:38:01,640 --> 01:38:04,260 No, they are very good. 1419 01:38:04,360 --> 01:38:07,125 The younger one, the boy, he's very strong. 1420 01:38:08,880 --> 01:38:10,860 I bet the girl is strong, too. 1421 01:38:10,960 --> 01:38:12,325 She's stronger. 1422 01:38:41,680 --> 01:38:43,330 So, 1423 01:38:44,920 --> 01:38:47,321 those men in the hospital, the addicts... 1424 01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:51,060 Any of them ever get better? 1425 01:38:51,160 --> 01:38:53,845 Have a happy ending? 1426 01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:08,444 In my culture, we would hug. 1427 01:40:33,280 --> 01:40:34,361 Hey. 1428 01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:37,443 You know, I miss it. The Stan. 1429 01:40:38,040 --> 01:40:39,420 Yeah, I miss it, too. 1430 01:40:39,520 --> 01:40:41,602 Actually, I tried to go back 1431 01:40:42,640 --> 01:40:44,290 but even the Army wouldn't take me. 1432 01:40:44,960 --> 01:40:48,009 I mean, the Army! I mean, that's just hurtful. 1433 01:40:51,200 --> 01:40:54,020 Well, I'm very sorry for what happened to you. 1434 01:40:54,120 --> 01:40:58,041 So if there's anything that you want to say to me, that's why I'm here. 1435 01:40:58,400 --> 01:41:00,050 That's why I came here. 1436 01:41:00,440 --> 01:41:01,487 Ma'am, 1437 01:41:03,280 --> 01:41:06,807 I lost my legs because of an IED, not because of you. 1438 01:41:09,080 --> 01:41:11,220 I appreciate that, but if I hadn't quoted you, 1439 01:41:11,320 --> 01:41:13,641 you wouldn't have been transferred. 1440 01:41:13,800 --> 01:41:15,500 No, really, you can say whatever you want to me. 1441 01:41:15,600 --> 01:41:16,620 That's why I'm here. 1442 01:41:16,720 --> 01:41:18,020 Okay, well, then let's say you're right. 1443 01:41:18,120 --> 01:41:19,201 It's still not 'cause of you, ma'am. 1444 01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:23,820 Some 12-year-old haji had to plant that bomb. 1445 01:41:23,920 --> 01:41:28,060 And, hell, you know, if Bin Laden's parents hadn't have gotten divorced, 1446 01:41:28,160 --> 01:41:31,084 maybe none of us would've been in the Stan to begin with. 1447 01:41:33,000 --> 01:41:36,540 And the Taliban, they wouldn't have even been there for UBL 1448 01:41:36,640 --> 01:41:40,850 if Brezhnev hadn't have gone and fouled up Afghanistan in the first place. 1449 01:41:41,760 --> 01:41:45,340 And the British Empire. Yeah. 1450 01:41:45,440 --> 01:41:46,580 And Kim Baker. 1451 01:41:46,680 --> 01:41:48,170 Okay, I deserve that. 1452 01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:53,644 Goddamn! Once you got no legs, everyone takes everything so serious. 1453 01:41:55,000 --> 01:41:58,800 I mean, there's only so much any of us have any control of, 1454 01:41:59,520 --> 01:42:02,100 good or bad. 1455 01:42:02,200 --> 01:42:05,340 If you didn't learn that in Afghanistan, you were not paying attention. 1456 01:42:05,440 --> 01:42:07,660 So, you're not gonna yell at me? 1457 01:42:07,760 --> 01:42:10,081 I mean, ma'am... 1458 01:42:11,880 --> 01:42:13,644 Kim, you've got to move on. 1459 01:42:15,120 --> 01:42:17,202 You're giving yourself way too much credit. 1460 01:42:17,960 --> 01:42:23,042 You embrace the suck, you move the fuck forward. 1461 01:42:29,160 --> 01:42:31,401 What other fucking choice do we have? 1462 01:42:35,240 --> 01:42:36,571 Do I hear swearing over there? 1463 01:42:37,480 --> 01:42:39,980 How are you standing there the one time I curse? 1464 01:42:40,080 --> 01:42:41,100 - "One time". - I mean... 1465 01:42:41,200 --> 01:42:43,140 It's true. He had a good long run in the military. 1466 01:42:43,240 --> 01:42:45,129 Don't cover up for him. 1467 01:42:45,840 --> 01:42:46,980 So, Kim, are you gonna stay for dinner? 1468 01:42:47,080 --> 01:42:48,844 Of course she will. 1469 01:43:09,760 --> 01:43:10,921 Bye! 1470 01:43:11,840 --> 01:43:15,049 Say bye to Kim. Say bye. Bye, Kim! 1471 01:43:35,120 --> 01:43:39,180 Colonel, the Afghan National Army missed yet another benchmark for preparedness. 1472 01:43:39,280 --> 01:43:42,300 How do you think that will affect our draw down in the region? 1473 01:43:42,400 --> 01:43:44,700 There needs to be a revision to the previously announced draw down 1474 01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:46,820 or our future exit strategy. 1475 01:43:46,920 --> 01:43:49,048 - Thank you, Colonel Roberts. - Thank you. My pleasure. 1476 01:43:49,160 --> 01:43:51,580 Coming up, a look at the war on terror 1477 01:43:51,680 --> 01:43:54,300 that's close to home for those of us who cover it. 1478 01:43:54,400 --> 01:43:58,340 From London, I'll be joined by award-winning combat photographer, Iain MacKelpie. 1479 01:43:58,440 --> 01:44:00,220 His new book, Conflict Zone, 1480 01:44:00,320 --> 01:44:04,220 chronicles a decade spent working in the Middle East and Afghanistan. 1481 01:44:04,320 --> 01:44:06,060 That's when we return. 1482 01:44:06,160 --> 01:44:08,740 And we're clear. Back in 40. 1483 01:44:08,840 --> 01:44:09,820 Hi, Iain. 1484 01:44:09,920 --> 01:44:11,900 Hi. Was I supposed to say something then 1485 01:44:12,000 --> 01:44:13,220 - when you introduced me? - Nope. 1486 01:44:13,320 --> 01:44:16,529 Nope. Just sit up, smile. 1487 01:44:17,960 --> 01:44:19,724 I can't smile. My face feels weird. 1488 01:44:19,840 --> 01:44:21,900 No, you're fine. You look good. 1489 01:44:22,000 --> 01:44:24,820 - Thank you for coming on the show. - No, please. Thanks for having me. 1490 01:44:24,920 --> 01:44:26,922 I got it. Okay, yeah. Got it. 1491 01:44:27,840 --> 01:44:29,820 You know, they got me on this book tour at the moment. 1492 01:44:29,920 --> 01:44:33,004 I'm gonna be in New York at the end of the month, if you'd fancy a coffee. 1493 01:44:33,840 --> 01:44:37,845 We're back in five, four, three... 1494 01:44:38,305 --> 01:44:44,836 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/7rsua Help other users to choose the best subtitles 112613