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Doin' what I can do, Josh.
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How 'bout you?
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? You're such a big mess ?
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- Hey!
- Oh! Oh.
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It's me. It's Martin.
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? Yeah, I love you ?
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- ? We're back in business ?
- Hey. You scared me.
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You know my thing about
men peering through windows.
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I think that's everyone's thing.
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- What's up?
- You gotta come see this.
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? See a world
beautiful and strange ?
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? On a one-way track ?
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Hey, Mae. 'Sup?
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We're gonna go to the juice place
and get a juice. You want anything?
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Uh, no, thanks.
I have a lot of...
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reading... to read.
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Right, right, right.
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I mean, you can't drink a
juice and read. Good call.
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Okay. See ya, Mae.
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- What the heck? Yeah.
- I know. Hold on. You ready?
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? Look, look how
fast it runs away ?
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- Oh, my God.
- I know. Can you believe it?
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- She's so good.
- ? Singing, "Follow close" ?
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- I know. It is like an angel.
- ? And reach for me ?
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Just feel it.
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? See that you've got
so much more to be ?
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You know.
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Yes, yes!
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Fine. I'm not reading.
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I'm participating in
the spring musical.
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And I do want a carrot-ginger-kale,
but I have to practice first,
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so just... leave me alone.
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? Keep giving me hope
for a better day ?
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? Keep giving me
love to find a way ?
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? Through this heaviness
I feel, I just need ?
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- ? Someone to say everything's okay ?
- Sync/Corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com -
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? Everything's okay ?
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Why didn't you tell us you
were in the spring musical?
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Were you worried your
brothers would make fun of you?
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Because I've got so much dirt on
those two, you wouldn't believe it.
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Yeah. Mason watches
"Project Runway." Still!
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And Milo wants to change
his name to "Pandoro."
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Okay, I don't care about
Mason or... Pandoro.
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I like musicals, so
I tried out for one.
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And I got the lead.
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- Ooh!
- Get. The heck. Out. Sister!
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I am not surprised! Why
do I sound surprised?
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- You are a great singer.
- It's in your blood.
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Your mom and I did a
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- ton of karaoke back in the day.
- Oh, we did some
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- pretty killer duets.
- Yes, we did.
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? Ee Du wa dup ?
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? Ee de Du wa dup ?
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? Oh ep ?
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? Ba dup ?
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? Under pressure ?
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? Pushing down on me ?
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? Pushing down on you ?
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? No man ask for ?
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? Under pressure ?
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Wow.
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That was killer.
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Like, seriously, I
wish it ended my life.
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Honey, I just don't understand
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why you thought you had
to hide this from us.
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- We're your number-one fans.
- Go, Mae!
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Honestly, it's because I
didn't want to deal with this.
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- What, us?
- You guys act more like a couple
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now that you aren't
one. I find it abnormal.
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And Rydakto agrees with me.
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Rydakto? What's Rydakto?
Is that a cartoon?
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Is that a drug? Should I
ask my doctor about Rydakto?
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- Yo, hook me up with some Rydakto.
- I'll get you some Rydakto.
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Dr. Rydakto is the
school psychiatrist.
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I've been seeing him
during lunch periods.
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He's easy to talk to, and
he's really, really cool.
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Mae feels comfortable
confiding in me
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because I'm easy to talk to
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and I'm really, really cool.
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Mae agreed that it
would be beneficial
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for me to share her
feelings with you.
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- Great.
- So...
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- What's that? Okay.
- Like that.
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Um... here it is.
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You're not acting divorced.
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Would it be better for the
kids if we hated each other?
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Better, no. Uh,
more comprehensible?
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Yes?
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No.
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It's no.
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- It's yes.
- Yes.
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- If it were "no," then it would be the same
- He w... he was nodding his head.
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- as being friends.
- Yeah, but he was nodding his head. When he...
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Keeps nodding... Yes, I
keep nodding my head.
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It's part of my process.
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When the both of you
insist on doing things
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"like a couple," Mae finds
it to be disingenuous.
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Confusing. And, uh...
her words, not mine...
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"gross."
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For example, she'd rather you not
attend her performance together.
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She'd rather the
night be about the work
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and not about how not divorced
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- the two of you want to act.
- We act very divorced.
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Has either party considered
getting a place of their own?
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I...
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I feel like we're
in trouble here.
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Yeah, well I feel like we're
about to get some demerits.
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Because we're,
like, awful parents.
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That's not for me to say.
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But you could try establishing some
clear boundaries with each other.
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Okay, fine.
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- Uh, Martin... this is your week,
- Yes.
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so why don't you go see
Mae's performance by yourself?
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And I'll just sit this one out.
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Now we're using our heads.
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No, we're not. That
was an empty offer,
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okay? That... I've never missed
a first of any of our children...
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- so that would be the first missing of a first.
- Shh.
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Look.
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I'm no expert...
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well, except that I am.
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So I'm gonna give you the
best advice that I can...
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stop acting like a couple.
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It's for everyone's good.
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And maybe you can
use this time to
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focus on where you're
going as individuals...
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individually.
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- I like that.
- Okay.
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Martin, I've got your keys.
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That's just being
neighborly. I...
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No, you know what?
I get it. I get it.
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Antiquing, huh? I
must really like you.
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You should get that jacket.
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- Oh, I think that was my jacket.
- Really?
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- It's vintage.
- Well, then, the math works.
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- Ah-ha-ha.
- Ah...
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Oh, she likes the
"old-man" jokes.
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When they're coming from
an authentic old man? Yeah,
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- I-I do.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Martin.
- Hmm?
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You need this.
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- The key to the city?
- It's a key hook.
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What for?
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You never know
where your keys are.
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Oh, come on. Whoever really
knows where their keys are?
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I'm buying it for you.
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Who gives someone a hook?
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What are you doing?
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A hook is very presumptuous.
Don't you guys think?
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What are you rambling about?
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Never mind. Okay,
we're out the door.
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Everyone have their
backpacks? Lunches?
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- Did anyone feed Josh?
- That thing's still alive?
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"That thing," as in the
turtle you begged for?
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Yes, Josh is still alive,
and he's gonna outlive me,
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so you better show him
a little bit of respect.
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Martin?
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Really?
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I beg your pardon.
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Hey.
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Is that better for ya, Josh?
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A little more central?
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Why do you look so depressed?
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Hey. You gonna wear the shirt
I got you to school tomorrow?
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Are you kidding? I'm saving
that baby for a special occasion.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Hey.
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Ah, okay.
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Okay.
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- Is that true?
- Is what true?
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Are you saving that shirt
for a special occasion?
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Oh. No, I hate it.
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It says "Nama-stay In
Bed" and it's sleeveless.
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Wow.
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You handled that like a pro.
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Hey, you think it'd be weird if
I asked you for some girl advice?
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Very. Proceed.
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Okay.
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Well, yesterday my bird
tried to move things
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to the "key hook" stage,
if you know what I mean.
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I-I don't.
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I just... I feel like
she's overstepping,
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and I kinda wanna
hit the brakes.
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So, what should I do?
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Ghost her?
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Ghost her? What
does that even mean?
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I think it means you're dead
to her or... she's dead to you?
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Uh, basically, it just means
you stop replying to her texts.
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But be forewarned...
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once you ghost, it can
be very hard to un-ghost.
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- Is that right?
- I mean, from what I hear.
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I've never personally
ghosted, but
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I've been the ghostee
and it's chilling.
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Right. Ghosting seems
a little immature.
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Course it is, I'm 14.
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Here, give me your phone.
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Uh, don't... don't
go to the pictures.
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Okay.
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Dad, she texted "hey" four hours
ago and you still haven't responded?
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So, uh, w-what does that mean?
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It means you're already
ghosting. You're mid-ghost.
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What?!
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Who buys home furnishings
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- for someone else's home?
- What?
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Someone installed a new
key hook in the foyer.
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Whoa. I can't believe that
Page Six missed that scoop.
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It was Lisa Apple.
I'm sure of it.
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She is marking her territory.
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She just sprayed her
scent all over my entryway,
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- like a feral cat.
- Wow.
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If you don't want Martin's
girlfriend in your house,
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maybe you two need to discuss
the boundaries beyond the kids,
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because Lisa can be
a little presumptuous.
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Wait. She can?
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How well do you know Lisa?
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I... might've friended
her on Facebook.
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After we had dinner.
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And dessert.
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At a different location.
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You went to multiple locations
with Martin's new girlfriend?
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I'm sorry, okay?
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Uh... Martin invited us to go
out to dinner with them, and...
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I didn't know what
the rules were.
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She just sprayed her
scent all over you, too.
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Do you want me to de-friend
her? Because I will.
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I will drop a bitch
just like that.
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- I've done it before.
- Do whatever you want.
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Friend her, face-swap her,
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make her your Woman Crush
Wednesday, I don't care.
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Lena...
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I have wanted for you and Martin
to get back together for so long.
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But I have to admit, Martin
just seems better now.
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It's like before, he had this giant
chip on his shoulder all the time.
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- And I was the chip?
- I'm not saying that.
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I'm just saying that
Martin has moved on.
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And more importantly,
I've moved on.
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I hope you can move on, too.
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It's like... I'm
no longer a wife.
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I can't throw myself into
taking care of the kids
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unless it happens to be my week.
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Everybody's ready
for me to move on,
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but I don't know what I'm
supposed to move on to.
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Another man? A new relationship?
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I just... I don't think
I'm ready for that.
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But it's just weird
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00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:50,598
when everyone in the world is
"partnered off" except for us.
248
00:11:51,081 --> 00:11:52,816
I actually have a girlfriend.
249
00:11:53,101 --> 00:11:55,994
It's my nanny, Blanca.
It's pretty serious.
250
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,306
We've been together
since I was born.
251
00:11:58,973 --> 00:12:00,173
Hmm.
252
00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:01,978
Wow. Yours is really good.
253
00:12:01,984 --> 00:12:04,104
Hey, thanks.
254
00:12:04,964 --> 00:12:08,899
You know, I used to
love going to see art...
255
00:12:08,905 --> 00:12:10,487
like real art...
256
00:12:10,493 --> 00:12:13,415
but Martin didn't like going, so...
257
00:12:13,421 --> 00:12:15,329
- I stopped. I guess...
- _
258
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:19,530
I have to start taking myself
to the places I wanna go.
259
00:12:20,232 --> 00:12:22,909
Yeah, or get a Blanca.
260
00:12:24,718 --> 00:12:29,906
? See a world
beautiful and strange ?
261
00:12:29,912 --> 00:12:32,434
? On a one-way track ?
262
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:36,052
? And it won't come back ?
263
00:12:36,058 --> 00:12:40,747
- ? Look, look how fast it runs away ?
- That's my daughter.
264
00:12:40,753 --> 00:12:46,000
? Singing, "Follow
close and reach for me" ?
265
00:12:46,085 --> 00:12:50,375
? See that you've got
so much more to be ?
266
00:12:54,788 --> 00:12:58,905
Hey. You were amazing. I almost
forgot it was you up there.
267
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,616
I am so proud of you, kiddo.
268
00:13:00,622 --> 00:13:01,852
Thanks, Dad.
269
00:13:01,858 --> 00:13:03,832
Um, everyone's going to
Fro-Yo Life to celebrate.
270
00:13:03,838 --> 00:13:05,499
Can I go? Rebecca's
mom will drive me home.
271
00:13:05,505 --> 00:13:06,705
Of course.
272
00:13:06,706 --> 00:13:07,906
He said yes!
273
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,112
Have fun.
274
00:13:09,945 --> 00:13:12,268
Martin. Hi!
275
00:13:12,274 --> 00:13:14,121
- Hey.
- Mae was great.
276
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,859
Thanks. So was... yours.
277
00:13:18,929 --> 00:13:21,627
- No Lena tonight?
- No Lena tonight.
278
00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:23,758
And you came alone? I
heard you were dating.
279
00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:26,547
Dr. R?
280
00:13:27,539 --> 00:13:29,853
- Hey. I'm good. How are you?
- How are you?
281
00:13:29,859 --> 00:13:32,841
? If you call me ?
282
00:13:33,614 --> 00:13:36,716
? You will know me ?
283
00:13:37,505 --> 00:13:40,630
? If you call me ?
284
00:13:41,607 --> 00:13:44,298
- ? I'll be there ?
- _
285
00:13:45,584 --> 00:13:48,612
? If you call me ?
286
00:13:49,569 --> 00:13:52,203
- ? You will find me ?
- Lena?
287
00:13:53,053 --> 00:13:54,411
Wes!
288
00:13:54,578 --> 00:13:56,689
- Hey.
- Oh, my God.
289
00:13:56,695 --> 00:13:58,752
Oh. Oh.
290
00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:02,390
- I'm so happy to see you.
- Yeah, me too.
291
00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:04,924
I'm surprised I never
heard back from you.
292
00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:07,455
Oh, yeah, I-I
thought about calling.
293
00:14:07,461 --> 00:14:10,129
I wanted to call.
Um... we just...
294
00:14:10,135 --> 00:14:12,136
- we jumped in so fast, and I...
- Yeah.
295
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:15,678
I realized I have a bunch of
stuff I needed to figure out.
296
00:14:15,684 --> 00:14:18,293
Did you... figure it out?
297
00:14:18,371 --> 00:14:22,168
- Um... in the process.
- Yeah?
298
00:14:22,559 --> 00:14:26,243
I'm... I'm trying to train
myself to be more like her.
299
00:14:26,249 --> 00:14:29,136
I want to rise above
what's been weighing me down
300
00:14:29,142 --> 00:14:33,058
- and embark on a cosmic journey.
- Mm, in a unitard.
301
00:14:33,196 --> 00:14:35,644
In a unitard, yeah.
302
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:41,129
I just don't want
you to blame yourself,
303
00:14:41,135 --> 00:14:43,529
okay? It had nothing to do with
304
00:14:43,535 --> 00:14:45,611
- you...
- I found you.
305
00:14:47,104 --> 00:14:50,848
Um, Lena, this is my
girlfriend, Meegan.
306
00:14:50,854 --> 00:14:54,061
- Hi.
- Hi. Hello, hi.
307
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:57,261
Um... oh, my gosh.
Congratulations.
308
00:14:57,267 --> 00:14:58,950
- Ah!
- Wow.
309
00:14:58,956 --> 00:15:01,382
- You got a good one there.
- I know, right?
310
00:15:01,928 --> 00:15:03,187
How do you two know each other?
311
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,805
Wait, let me guess. I'm
really good at guessing.
312
00:15:04,811 --> 00:15:07,484
- Um, babe...
- You delivered Wes.
313
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:10,019
- Are you the doctor that delivered Wes?
- No.
314
00:15:10,804 --> 00:15:13,207
You're his aunt.
Is she the gay aunt?
315
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,413
No.
316
00:15:15,195 --> 00:15:17,302
Your face is triggering me.
317
00:15:18,007 --> 00:15:21,211
- You work at the deli on his corner.
- Yes. Yes.
318
00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:25,028
I work at the neighborhood
deli. I'm his deli lady.
319
00:15:25,034 --> 00:15:26,723
Oh, my God. I'm so good, right?
320
00:15:26,729 --> 00:15:29,338
- Yes.
- Ah, I'm so good! What do I win, baby?
321
00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:31,434
Are you gonna buy me every
painting in this gallery?
322
00:15:31,526 --> 00:15:33,418
- 'Cause I'm obsessed.
- Me too.
323
00:15:33,424 --> 00:15:35,442
- I'm obsessed.
- Uh-huh.
324
00:15:36,054 --> 00:15:37,918
It's great to meet you, Meegan,
325
00:15:37,924 --> 00:15:39,953
and good to see you again, Wes.
326
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:42,742
Um... don't forget...
327
00:15:42,748 --> 00:15:46,051
we're gonna have a
sale on ham next week.
328
00:15:46,057 --> 00:15:47,576
I've been trying to
cut back on sodium,
329
00:15:47,582 --> 00:15:49,482
- but, um... Thanks.
- Yes, right, I remember that.
330
00:15:49,488 --> 00:15:50,846
Yeah, of course.
331
00:15:54,664 --> 00:15:56,545
You know, we're
thinking of offering
332
00:15:56,551 --> 00:15:58,987
a low-sodium variety
in the future,
333
00:15:59,194 --> 00:16:00,571
so...
334
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:02,951
Just in case you
want to check back in.
335
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:04,750
Yeah, maybe I will.
336
00:16:08,647 --> 00:16:11,958
That deli lady is really
concerned about your ham.
337
00:16:13,809 --> 00:16:15,009
Mm-hmm.
338
00:16:15,834 --> 00:16:18,953
Your apprehensions
are less about Lisa
339
00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:22,443
and more about Martin and
his relationship anxiety.
340
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,626
It's not just the Lisa thing.
341
00:16:27,632 --> 00:16:29,922
I'm also having
anxiety about Josh.
342
00:16:30,094 --> 00:16:31,408
Josh?
343
00:16:31,414 --> 00:16:32,708
Our turtle.
344
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:37,682
I am haunted by his
little green face.
345
00:16:38,471 --> 00:16:40,088
It keeps me up at night,
346
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:43,884
the thought of him
trapped in a box.
347
00:16:44,072 --> 00:16:45,964
He needs to move on,
348
00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:49,105
explore new options, feel
the sunshine on his shell.
349
00:16:50,617 --> 00:16:52,717
A little grass between his toes.
350
00:16:53,825 --> 00:16:58,310
Well, it sounds like you're
projecting your own feelings onto Josh.
351
00:16:58,482 --> 00:16:59,973
It's all connected.
352
00:17:00,496 --> 00:17:04,779
Locate your inner turtle,
Martin, okay? Just find it.
353
00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:08,820
So... I can see him.
354
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:10,974
Now...
355
00:17:11,771 --> 00:17:13,216
set him free.
356
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,527
Free him.
357
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,599
- Thank you.
- No, thank you.
358
00:17:21,715 --> 00:17:23,609
I can't tell you
how refreshing it is
359
00:17:23,615 --> 00:17:26,398
to talk to someone with
fully-formed adult neurosis.
360
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:29,316
Thank you.
361
00:17:38,864 --> 00:17:41,699
Mae! Hey, how did it go?
362
00:17:41,778 --> 00:17:44,874
The "Juniper Street Gazette" say
I might get nominated for a Juni.
363
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,585
Who even knew there
was such a thing,
364
00:17:46,591 --> 00:17:48,575
and now you might
get nominated for one!
365
00:17:49,161 --> 00:17:53,427
Mom, I just wanted to say
thanks for n-not coming.
366
00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:54,813
I know it was
probably hard for you.
367
00:17:54,819 --> 00:17:56,069
Oh. Pfft.
368
00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:58,818
It was. I wanted to
respect your feelings,
369
00:17:58,824 --> 00:18:00,724
but I also wanted to
totally ignore them.
370
00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:02,144
I went with the former.
371
00:18:03,613 --> 00:18:05,437
I also pre-ordered the DVD.
372
00:18:05,726 --> 00:18:06,954
Of course you did.
373
00:18:11,093 --> 00:18:13,696
I'm really sorry
if it's confusing
374
00:18:13,702 --> 00:18:15,517
that Dad and I don't
hate each other.
375
00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:18,638
It's just you guys are
getting along better than ever,
376
00:18:18,644 --> 00:18:22,037
and we all basically
live in the same house.
377
00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:24,645
So why do you even
need to be divorced?
378
00:18:26,129 --> 00:18:27,559
Because...
379
00:18:28,722 --> 00:18:32,253
I don't want to be married to
someone who can live with me.
380
00:18:33,845 --> 00:18:37,246
I want to be married to someone
who can't live without me.
381
00:18:40,267 --> 00:18:42,230
Did you write that
down in advance?
382
00:18:42,236 --> 00:18:44,136
No. I swear.
383
00:18:44,142 --> 00:18:46,322
It just came out perfect now.
384
00:18:50,845 --> 00:18:52,425
Is that supposed to be you?
385
00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:57,168
It's supposed to be, but
I'm not sure it is yet.
386
00:18:59,266 --> 00:19:00,694
Can I have it when you die?
387
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:01,900
Yeah.
388
00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:03,674
But don't get your hopes up.
389
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,765
I plan on living as long as...
390
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,797
Hey, where's Josh?
391
00:19:10,569 --> 00:19:12,280
I know it's hard, Josh.
392
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:16,094
I know it's hard to leave the
only home that you've ever known.
393
00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:18,277
But it's time to take the leap.
394
00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:22,847
Be free, Josh!
395
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,229
Run!
396
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,722
Be free!
397
00:19:25,728 --> 00:19:26,928
Martin?
398
00:19:27,549 --> 00:19:30,636
Lisa, thank you for
meeting me out here.
399
00:19:31,181 --> 00:19:34,334
Look, I'm sorry I ghosted
you. It was Mason's idea.
400
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,305
What? When did you ghost me?
401
00:19:37,508 --> 00:19:39,125
Maybe I didn't do it right.
402
00:19:39,898 --> 00:19:41,717
Anyway, the point is, is...
403
00:19:42,828 --> 00:19:44,416
I was scared.
404
00:19:44,422 --> 00:19:47,747
Martin, I'm happy to take
things as slow as you want.
405
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,573
No, I don't want, okay?
406
00:19:50,737 --> 00:19:52,411
I found this really
great therapist
407
00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:55,130
that I'm gonna start seeing
during 7th period on Thursdays.
408
00:19:55,136 --> 00:19:57,354
- Oh.
- And if you're open to it,
409
00:19:57,925 --> 00:20:00,834
I am ready to take the leap.
410
00:20:06,762 --> 00:20:09,035
_
411
00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:17,389
I've made peace with where I am.
412
00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:19,888
I'm gonna make like
the woman in my painting
413
00:20:19,894 --> 00:20:22,122
and allow the darkness
to be the stepping stones
414
00:20:22,128 --> 00:20:24,425
that carry me toward
a brighter tomorrow.
415
00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:26,433
What are you talking about?
416
00:20:26,439 --> 00:20:28,536
Are those Gloria Estefan lyrics?
417
00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:29,746
I'm just saying.
418
00:20:29,806 --> 00:20:31,939
I've been immature
about Lisa Apple.
419
00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:34,121
You should hang out with
her as much as you want.
420
00:20:34,222 --> 00:20:36,779
I'm sure she has great traits.
421
00:20:36,785 --> 00:20:39,316
Maybe the three of us could
get dinner together sometime.
422
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,197
Are you (BLEEP) kidding me?
423
00:20:50,532 --> 00:20:52,565
Oh, no.
424
00:20:52,912 --> 00:20:55,853
I'm sorry. I guess
my bag was too heavy.
425
00:20:56,044 --> 00:20:57,568
What was in it?
426
00:20:57,630 --> 00:21:00,648
Oh, you know, wallet,
makeup, hand weights,
427
00:21:00,654 --> 00:21:04,195
couple of bricks I stole from
the construction site next door.
428
00:21:04,773 --> 00:21:06,650
You are a really good friend.
429
00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:11,236
Well, you know, chicks
before... younger chicks.
430
00:21:11,242 --> 00:21:12,442
Yeah.
431
00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:14,057
Come here.
432
00:21:16,646 --> 00:21:18,250
How badly do you
want to clean that
433
00:21:18,256 --> 00:21:20,595
- mess up? Okay, go ahead.
- So badly.
434
00:21:20,601 --> 00:21:25,601
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