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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:20,352 (papers shuffling) 2 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:55,587 (school bell rings) 3 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:58,791 - Hey! 4 00:00:58,793 --> 00:00:59,758 - Sorry. 5 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:08,500 Hey! 6 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:09,535 Fucking give it to me, please! 7 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:10,369 - Just let us see it. 8 00:01:10,371 --> 00:01:11,303 - No! 9 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:12,037 - Come on, just let us see it. 10 00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:12,971 - Give it to me! 11 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:13,839 - Okay okay okay, fine, fine. 12 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:15,074 Not them, just me. 13 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:16,241 - [Student] Dude, come on, cut it out. 14 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:17,910 - I won't take a picture, I swear, see? 15 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,111 - Jeremy! 16 00:01:19,113 --> 00:01:19,912 - Phone's away, just let me see it. 17 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:20,746 - Everyone is gonna see. 18 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:21,747 - Hold on. 19 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,382 We're negotiating. 20 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:26,351 - Seriously man, just stop being assholes. 21 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:27,853 Come on, this is stupid. 22 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:28,821 - Let go! 23 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,050 - No no no, I got it. 24 00:01:58,052 --> 00:02:00,018 Take what's-his-face, the Korean kid, 25 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,821 fucking Kwong Wah Kow or one of those 26 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,156 horrible names or something. - Dude, his parents are 27 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:05,858 loaded, I should be so lucky. 28 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:07,292 They probably pick me up in a 29 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,962 hot tub rollover or something (mumbles). 30 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:11,897 - The kid in PE, (mumbles). 31 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,532 - His (mumbles) would warp the corsage. 32 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,367 - Oh come on, it'd be your good deed for the year. 33 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:17,202 Pull a Christine and have all the 34 00:02:17,204 --> 00:02:18,604 kids vote for him for prom king. 35 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,072 - Dude, the movie's Carrie, dipshit. 36 00:02:20,074 --> 00:02:22,241 - No no no, hold on, I got it, I totally got it. 37 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:23,242 You know who you should go with? 38 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:24,076 - Yeah, who? 39 00:02:24,078 --> 00:02:25,010 - (whispers) Cyclops. 40 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:26,411 - Oh my God, you're so fucked. 41 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:27,980 - Watch him show up with a parrot and a peg leg. 42 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:28,914 - He's right there. 43 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:29,815 - So go ask him. 44 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,016 - No! 45 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:32,151 - Come on, now's your chance, go on. 46 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:33,886 Fine, fine, I'll do it. 47 00:02:33,888 --> 00:02:34,920 Hey. 48 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:35,754 Hey you. 49 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:36,855 What's his name? 50 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:37,689 - Mike? 51 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:38,924 - Hey, hey Mike! 52 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:39,758 Hey! 53 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,592 - Shut up! 54 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,127 - Jesus, come on. 55 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:45,063 Where are you going? 56 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:46,932 - This is ridiculous. 57 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:49,401 - We're awful. 58 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,870 (chuckling) 59 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:24,203 - Hey eyeball! 60 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:29,808 There's something to your right! 61 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,009 Just kidding. 62 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:37,249 Careful, watch your, nah, just kidding. 63 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:40,385 Goddammit Matt, would you stop fucking walking already? 64 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,421 Get in the goddamn car. 65 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,662 Hurry up, come on. 66 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:56,635 Dude, so I got this new game. 67 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,837 Open world, sandbox kind of game. 68 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,138 I dunno, it doesn't even have 69 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,573 a name yet, that's how new it is. 70 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,976 My aunt grabbed this advanced 71 00:04:03,978 --> 00:04:06,144 beta testing copy in LA, oh yeah, 72 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:08,280 she's staying with us by the way. 73 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:09,548 You'll meet her, she's cool. 74 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,183 Anyway, it's nuts! 75 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:13,452 Anywhere you wanna go, you can go, 76 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:14,720 anything you wanna do, you can do. 77 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:16,421 You can steal jets. 78 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,558 - No, you can't just, yeah, that's why 79 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,827 they got a joint account, douchebag 80 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:24,263 because it's both of ours, you can't, 81 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:26,531 yes, yes I did, every paycheck! 82 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:27,833 Yeah, and if I don't see every penny 83 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:29,001 returned by Friday I will stick my 84 00:04:29,003 --> 00:04:30,002 lawyer in your ass so fast it'll 85 00:04:30,004 --> 00:04:31,370 make your fucking head explode! 86 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,904 Hey! 87 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:35,674 Hey, can you go get Hunter please, he's in his crib! 88 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:38,176 Wait wait wait wait wait, hold on. 89 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:40,545 What do you mean until I give back the ring? 90 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:41,847 (Hunter crying) 91 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,181 I gave back the ring. 92 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:44,182 Yes. 93 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:47,319 Yes I did, when you were here! 94 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:48,253 - I got you. 95 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:51,089 - Are you high or just retarded? 96 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:55,060 Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought, that's what I thought. 97 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:57,596 - Mr. Cahill is out sick, but he has left me 98 00:04:57,598 --> 00:05:00,866 instructions to have you work on group projects. 99 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:03,602 Today you will be dissecting fetal pigs. 100 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,003 If you do not feel comfortable dissecting 101 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:06,305 the actual animals, there are computers 102 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:07,539 set up on the side of the room that 103 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,875 will take you through the virtual process. 104 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:13,111 Okay, split up into groups of two and you 105 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:16,748 can find your specimens on the back table. 106 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,961 - Okay, so it says here we need 107 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:32,431 to insert the blade through the 108 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,132 body on one side of the umbilical cord 109 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:38,236 and cut posteriorly to the base of the leg. 110 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:40,872 What do you say, you wanna do the honors? 111 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,441 Okay, I'll do it. 112 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,813 Who's getting hungry? 113 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:51,416 That was a joke. 114 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:52,784 Well, I mean... 115 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:55,721 I'm a vegetarian, but it's also 116 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,389 because of the whole animal rights 117 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:58,623 thing more than just 'cause I got a 118 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:01,927 waistband the size of a low-flying blimp. 119 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,831 (whispers) That was a joke too. 120 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:06,665 Kinda. 121 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,233 Okay, never mind. 122 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:12,104 Extend a single cut along the midline 123 00:06:12,106 --> 00:06:13,372 of the ventricular surface of the 124 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:14,573 animal to about two centimeters 125 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:15,841 from the chain, cut completely 126 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,042 through the yadda yadda yadda yadda, 127 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,543 okay, what is this, rocket science? 128 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,511 All right. 129 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,683 (whistle blows) 130 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,987 - Hey, what's going on? 131 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:32,991 - I wanna suck off Justin Langsey. 132 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:33,959 - Who? 133 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:35,894 - Number six. 134 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:40,565 He's so clumsy, I love it. 135 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:41,867 I just wanna yank down those little 136 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:43,869 black shorts of his and suck his dick. 137 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:45,504 - Okay, all right. 138 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:49,207 - But he's got a small dick, you know? 139 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,275 You don't believe me about this, 140 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:51,443 but I've got a sixth sense about 141 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:53,178 these kinds of things, I do, seriously. 142 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:54,446 - I believe you. 143 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:55,747 - I bet it is the size of a dry erase marker. 144 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,015 - Okay, do you wanna just get out of here? 145 00:06:57,017 --> 00:07:00,452 - I don't care you know, I'd suck it anyway. 146 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:01,887 Probably make it easier. 147 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:02,854 - Hello? 148 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:05,724 - God he's beautiful. 149 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:07,092 - Hey, you done? 150 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,660 - Yeah, yeah. 151 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:09,728 - Let's go. 152 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,063 So the kid is just standing there 153 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:13,632 with his harmonica in his mouth. 154 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:14,566 - Right. 155 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,001 - And his dad's on his shoulders 156 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:17,469 with a noose around his neck-- 157 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:20,672 - Oh shit, I gotta introduce you to Jill, hold on. 158 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:21,907 Jill! 159 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,141 - Basically he's just left to stand 160 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,677 there until, basically until he passes out. 161 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:26,912 - Jill! 162 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:29,014 - And his dad hangs to death, it's insane, 163 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:31,349 it's such a great, great shot, 164 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:34,553 I'll have to show it to you sometime. 165 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:35,520 - Yeah. 166 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:38,190 Wait, how does he play the harmonica if hes's-- 167 00:07:38,192 --> 00:07:39,724 - He's not playing the harmonica. 168 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:40,692 - Jill! 169 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:43,528 - It's like, it's just like a simple-- 170 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:45,197 - She must've gone out. 171 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:47,833 You wanna play video games? 172 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:48,800 Fuck. 173 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:51,870 Shit. 174 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:55,407 - So there was this new girl in bio today. 175 00:07:55,409 --> 00:07:56,241 - Oh yeah? 176 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:57,476 Is she cute? 177 00:07:57,478 --> 00:07:58,643 Is she cute, you gonna ask her out? 178 00:07:58,645 --> 00:07:59,611 You gonna break some hearts? 179 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:00,846 - Pfft. 180 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,047 - What pfft, what do you say it like that for? 181 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:02,881 Come on. 182 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:03,815 You are a handsome-- 183 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:04,983 - I just mean-- 184 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:05,984 - You're a handsome goddamn dude, 185 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,586 seriously, I mean it, you got 186 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:08,887 this whole monocular man thing 187 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,222 going on, total secret agent, 188 00:08:10,224 --> 00:08:13,625 total Nick Fury, Nick fucking Fury man, 189 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:17,128 except in the comic books, not in the movie, 190 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:21,566 you're not Samuel L. Jackson, you're not bald. 191 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:22,801 Or black. 192 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,536 - But dude, she is the size of a house. 193 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:26,905 I mean she should save time and 194 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:28,673 shove me in a trash compactor. 195 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,475 This girl would crush me. 196 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:31,710 - No no no, she's not too fat. 197 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:32,577 - Yeah she is. 198 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:34,246 - She's not that fat. 199 00:08:34,248 --> 00:08:36,848 Just four feet too short, fuck. 200 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:37,816 - What? 201 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:42,954 - What do fat women and mopeds have in common? 202 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,389 - I don't know. 203 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:45,690 - They're both to fun to ride, but you wouldn't 204 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,459 want your friends to see you on either one. 205 00:08:47,461 --> 00:08:50,028 (laughter) 206 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,429 Right? 207 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:53,164 - Okay, I have one. 208 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:55,901 - [Elmo] Okay. 209 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,736 - How do you find a fat girl's vagina? 210 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,204 - [Elmo] How? 211 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:02,173 - You flip through the folds until you smell crap. 212 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,375 Then you go back one. 213 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,744 (laughter) 214 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,445 - [Elmo] Where did you even hear that? 215 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:09,848 - I don't know, it was on the internet or something. 216 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:13,785 - Hey where were you, we were looking all over for you. 217 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:16,588 Oh yeah, Matt, Jill, Jill, Matt. 218 00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:18,523 - Hey. 219 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,138 Is anyone sitting here? 220 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:40,345 So you're Elmo's aunt? 221 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:45,884 I mean that's pretty weird right? 222 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:48,186 How does that even happen? 223 00:09:50,324 --> 00:09:54,059 - His mom is my sister and my dad's his grandpa. 224 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:57,195 What, do you want me to draw you a family tree? 225 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,930 - No, no, I just... 226 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:04,369 I don't know, 'cause I mean my sister and I, 227 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:07,238 we're like, I don't know, I was just trying-- 228 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,907 - You was just trying to make some weird roundabout 229 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,942 apology for hurting my feelings the other day. 230 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,177 - What-- 231 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,712 - Which is fucking lame by the way. 232 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:17,115 You can do that with a fucking fat joke, ugh. 233 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:20,218 So you clearly wanna make amends or 234 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,187 pacify your conscience or weasel me 235 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:23,521 into bed or whatever the fuck it is 236 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:24,723 That you're trying to do, - Wait, what? 237 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,959 so why don't you just get it over with? 238 00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:32,697 "I'm sorry"? 239 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,835 - Okay, I'm sorry. 240 00:10:37,571 --> 00:10:39,437 - Do you mean it? 241 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:40,505 - Yeah. 242 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:41,473 - Great. 243 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:46,945 We can be friends again, take a seat (mumbles). 244 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:57,188 So how long have you known-- 245 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,990 (student making cow noises) 246 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,326 (laughter) 247 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,607 You know what? 248 00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:21,780 This isn't really doing it for me. 249 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:25,483 You wanna get out of here and eat someplace else? 250 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:26,651 - Sure. 251 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:28,019 I'll call Elmo. 252 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,321 - Okay. 253 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:37,896 Where are we? 254 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,130 - Yeah, where the fuck are we going man, come on. 255 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,132 - No, it's going, we're going to this 256 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,568 cool cafe, bar, diner type, I don't 257 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,869 know what it is, but there is a bar 258 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,871 inside, we don't have to be 21. 259 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,406 I used to go there all the time with my sister, 260 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:52,277 they've got great food, great corned beef hash. 261 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:56,581 I mean they have salads and stuff too, so you're all set. 262 00:11:57,651 --> 00:12:00,185 - Dude, did you just call me fat? 263 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:02,954 - What? 264 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,189 - What the fuck dude? 265 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,957 - No, 'cause in class you said that thing 266 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:09,027 about being a vegetarian, so I just thought... 267 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,729 No no no no, hey, I didn't-- 268 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:11,996 - You're an insensitive motherfucker. 269 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,331 - I didn't mean anything by it. 270 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,533 Hey, hey, I'm really, goddammit. 271 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,935 - Why don't you go for a walk, okay? 272 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:17,769 Take a minute. 273 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,471 - I, I wasn't trying-- 274 00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:20,705 - Why don't you just tell her 275 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,073 to go on a diet or something, huh? 276 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,742 - I didn't mean, that's not what 277 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,376 I meant at all, goddammit. 278 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,778 - What if she said something about your eye, huh? 279 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,313 What if she said something about your eye? 280 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,782 Would you be okay with that? - I don't care, ooooh shit. 281 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:33,585 (laughter) 282 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:34,419 - We got you! 283 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,220 - Nice! 284 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,888 - That was so good! 285 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,456 I wish you've could've seen your face. 286 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,457 - Oh yeah, that was good. 287 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,892 - Did you see his face? 288 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,594 You literally looked like I was about to shoot 289 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,529 your fucking puppy, man. - That's not fucking funny. 290 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:48,133 - Come on, I was just fucking with you, dude! 291 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,734 Do I look like a salad type of girl to you? 292 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,236 I have my own fucking zip code, man. 293 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,203 - I don't know. 294 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,505 - Oh, that reminds me of a joke. 295 00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:55,807 What do fat women and mopeds have in common? 296 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,242 - Elmo already told me that joke. 297 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,910 - Oh fuck you, you fucking thief. 298 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,179 - What do you mean fucking thief, it's a good joke. 299 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,915 - No, it's a shitty goddamn joke, but it's my joke. 300 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,050 - You can't take ownership of a joke, it's everyone's joke. 301 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:06,885 - Whatever. 302 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,020 - That's how jokes work. 303 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:13,057 - So what about you then? 304 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,193 I think it's gonna be great. 305 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,427 - Can you get behind that? 306 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,662 - Just, I don't have road rage, okay? 307 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:18,863 People that have road rage do things that 308 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,466 are unnecessary, I yell when it's necessary. 309 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,368 - Yeah, I'm telling you you still have to 310 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,804 be the bigger person in that situation. 311 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,539 - Be the bigger, have you looked at me? 312 00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,474 I'm never the bigger person. 313 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,342 - Never, I've known him for a very long time. 314 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,844 - Okay, all right, all right. 315 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,946 (text ding) 316 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,915 Oh shit, I gotta go. 317 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,082 Look out, look out. 318 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,417 - What are you doing? 319 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,619 - My mother just texted me, I gotta go. 320 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,688 I forgot, I promised her. - Where are you going? 321 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,390 - I gotta go make lobster triangles 322 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,925 with her for some benefit. 323 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,159 - [Matt] Lobster triangles? 324 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,428 - Kids with AIDs thing, whatever. 325 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,897 Hey, can you drive him home? 326 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,033 - Yeah, I can. 327 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,135 - Great, okay cool, I'll see you guys later, bye. 328 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,102 - See ya. 329 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,913 I'm about, oh. 330 00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:11,282 (nervous laugh) 331 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,483 - He's funny. 332 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:13,451 - Yeah. 333 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:21,826 (soft electric guitar melody) 334 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,026 - Can I have a drag? 335 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:55,994 - Sure. 336 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,547 Nice place. 337 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,317 - Yeah, it's okay. 338 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,452 - Just saying. 339 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,128 So... 340 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:32,897 - What? 341 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,939 I got so much homework to do. 342 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:43,975 - Huh? 343 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,611 - Got that calc test tomorrow. 344 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,280 - Right, calc test. 345 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,384 - But thanks for the ride. 346 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,619 - Yeah, sure. 347 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:57,522 - Goodbye. 348 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:58,489 - Bye. 349 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:24,082 (dog barking) 350 00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:31,756 - Hey. 351 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,760 - Shh shh. 352 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,828 (gasps) You weaselly motherfucker. 353 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,833 - Did you have your book club tonight? 354 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,301 - Yeah, where were you? 355 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,736 You were supposed to watch him, I got home at 356 00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:46,137 the end of a double expecting to drop him off. 357 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,638 - Yeah, I know, I'm sorry. 358 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,775 - God, this kid came in right at the end of my shift. 359 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,478 Decided to blow his head off with his father's shotgun. 360 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,746 Chickened out at the last minute trying 361 00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:55,980 to split the difference and instead 362 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,648 lost his jaw, it's a fucking mess. 363 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:01,452 - I know, I'm so sorry, just some stuff came up. 364 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,921 Did you end up skipping the meeting? 365 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,823 - Nah, I took him. 366 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,358 Screamed his head off half the night, 367 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,360 but it was a horror novel, so whatever. 368 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,362 - Yeah, how was it? 369 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,097 - Oh are you kidding me? 370 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:16,234 It was shit, they're all shit, but whatever, they're fun. 371 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,201 - Good. 372 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,841 Hey, can I ask you something, and just 373 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:26,344 promise not to... - You shut up. 374 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,445 What? 375 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,880 Shut up, what? 376 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,615 - Make fun of me or whatever? 377 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,850 - Come on, when I have I ever made fun of you? 378 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:33,951 - Like all the time? 379 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,187 - Right, but lovingly. 380 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,488 So what is it? 381 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,059 What's the question? 382 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,828 Hello! 383 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:47,765 - Okay, it's stupid, no, just, sorry, forget it, never mind. 384 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,372 All right, how... 385 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,709 How do you tell if a girl likes you? 386 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,679 - So basically they just go over the lake 387 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,314 and then I just shoot them with my twin gauge. 388 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,615 - I'm kinda scared of you right now. 389 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,850 - Oh my gosh! 390 00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:40,284 - I'm just saying, I'm just saying, it's like-- 391 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,686 - Oh come on, it's really fun. 392 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:42,687 It's like basically just-- 393 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,255 - I kinda wanna, oh! 394 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,690 - Whoa, what the fuck? 395 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:48,826 Watch where you're going, you fat... 396 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:52,096 - I'm sorry, do you have something you wanna say to me? 397 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,132 - No, it's too easy. 398 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,334 You have a beautiful day. 399 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,076 - Sorry about that, I don't know what's 400 00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,511 going on, they're not normally like that. 401 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:09,380 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are. 402 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:13,551 - Oh hey, I see someone's in AP English. 403 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,752 I love this book, have you actually got 404 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,287 to the part where Sally tells Phillip that 405 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,456 she's pregnant right before he's about to-- 406 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,525 - Thanks for your help! 407 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:30,635 - Ow! 408 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,469 - Hey. 409 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,303 - Fuck. 410 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,571 - What's going on? 411 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,573 - Nothing, just waiting. 412 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,642 - Yeah, for Jill? 413 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:38,876 - No. 414 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,578 - Really, 'cause it's her car right here. 415 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,548 I mean well it's my mom's car, but she's borrowing it. 416 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,382 - Is it? 417 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,616 - Yeah, yeah. 418 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,718 Didn't she give you a ride last night? 419 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,288 - Oh yeah, yeah, no, she did. 420 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,223 - That's kinda weird, you don't remember the... 421 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,424 - I guess I forgot. 422 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,559 - Forgot, that's seems weird. 423 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,860 Anyway, check this out. 424 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,094 Folks are going to Norway on a bit 425 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,564 of a buying trip, but what the hell, might as 426 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,666 well throw a (mumbles) while they're down there. 427 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:02,900 - Oh. 428 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,001 Neat. 429 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,269 When is it? 430 00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,838 - Next month, during the regular prom-type prom. 431 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,073 - Okay. 432 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,508 - Yeah, I talked to Tonic, we're gonna 433 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,610 get three kegs, have some pizza, dance around, 434 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,011 play some games that don't suck, 435 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,112 whatever, yeah, should be a pretty 436 00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,714 good time, but you should come. 437 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,915 What am I saying, of course you're 438 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,317 gonna come, what else do you have to do? 439 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,251 Sit around your house having 440 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:21,686 no depth perception or whatever? 441 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,620 - Come on. 442 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:23,754 - Hey, how far's my hand? 443 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:24,555 How far's my hand? - Stop it. 444 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,223 - How far's my hand? 445 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,390 - Fuck you, man. 446 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,325 - Anyway, I'm gonna go to Kinko's 447 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,392 and make some copies, and I need 448 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,860 you to come with me, all right? 449 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,696 So let's go, let's go, come on. 450 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,197 - Hey, I really can't... 451 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,565 - Oh hey, what's going on? 452 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,033 - What's happening? 453 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,235 - Trying to get one-eyed willy 454 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,769 here to go to Kinko's for copies. 455 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,705 - Mmm-mmm, sorry. 456 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,974 Did you tell him about our project? 457 00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:43,808 - What? 458 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,409 - What project? 459 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,211 - Wait, you really didn't tell? 460 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:51,282 (laughs) We, this is so funny. 461 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:53,985 Yeah, no, we have a thing. 462 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,386 We have to go to the beach and 463 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,488 collect 20 different types of 464 00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,458 shells for this thing or whatever. 465 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,294 Yeah, but you didn't tell him? 466 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,096 - You have to go to the beach to 467 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,964 collect shells in the winter? 468 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,466 - I know, right? 469 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,700 What the hell is wrong with the teachers here, right? 470 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,769 We're all of a sudden in the third grade, man? 471 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,738 It's like no, you won't weasel out of this, 472 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,840 I am not doing this shit on my own, I'm savvy 473 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,608 like a motherfucking toothpick, so let's go. 474 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,843 - Okay. 475 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,111 - Yeah, no, I mean I'm good to go too. 476 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,212 - We'll see you at the house. 477 00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:22,480 - I'll call you. 478 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,514 - [Jill] I'll just see you, I'll see 479 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,016 you tonight at the house. 480 00:21:25,018 --> 00:21:26,651 - Well give me an hour, I can do the shells thing. 481 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,486 - [Jill] Yeah, I'll see you later, bye! 482 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,754 - Okay, well let me know where you're going 'cause 483 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:33,457 I can meet you later if you want to, right? 484 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:40,598 - You didn't have to do that, you know. 485 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,600 - I'm sorry, I just... 486 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:43,901 I get to see him all the time, I hang 487 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:46,103 out with him every day, and he's great, 488 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:49,240 he's great, I just know him so well. 489 00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,577 I want to get to know you. 490 00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,313 More than I do now. 491 00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:58,449 Is that weird? 492 00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:00,284 - Hey, are we going to the beach right now? 493 00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:01,218 To collect shells? (chuckles) 494 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,820 - No, fuck that. 495 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,689 What am I, a personal ad? 496 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:06,724 No, let's go to the dump. 497 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:10,695 (slow electric guitar melody) 498 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:03,948 - Anti-prom? 499 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,549 That's wicked cool. 500 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:06,884 - Thank you. 501 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,486 - Yeah, you did this all by yourself? 502 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:09,720 - Yeah, yeah yeah. 503 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:13,290 - God, you're really talented, that's cool. 504 00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:15,259 You go to Ben Frank? 505 00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:16,527 - Yeah. 506 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,896 - Oh my God, me too, I mean I went there. 507 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,197 - How much is it, by the way? 508 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:21,198 - It's pretty brutal. 509 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,166 - (mumbles). 510 00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:23,534 - Yeah. 511 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,936 Hey, so where is it? 512 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:26,904 The party? 513 00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,044 - It's in Laramie. 514 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:36,914 So yeah, you should come. 515 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,182 - Excuse me? 516 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:40,117 - It's like shit, you fucking faggots, man. 517 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:43,354 It's unbelievable, really, seriously. 518 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:49,460 (music swells) 519 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:03,107 - Bye. 520 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,074 - Bye. 521 00:24:13,386 --> 00:24:16,754 (easy listening music) 522 00:24:29,535 --> 00:24:32,069 Hi, hey, is Matt right there? 523 00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:34,338 I just, I have his phone, I wanted to return it to him. 524 00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:35,973 - I'm sorry, who are you looking for? 525 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,007 - Hey Jill! 526 00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:51,522 I just need the restroom quick, just stay here for a second. 527 00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:01,432 - How old is she? 528 00:25:02,235 --> 00:25:03,367 - It's a he. 529 00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:15,045 (toilet flushes) 530 00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:17,681 - All right. 531 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:21,085 Okay. 532 00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:23,020 - Yeah. 533 00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:32,363 - [Matt] Shut that behind you. 534 00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:33,330 - Yeah. 535 00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:02,459 Is this your idea? 536 00:26:02,461 --> 00:26:04,795 - Oh, no, it was like that when we moved in. 537 00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:08,198 I just never got around to changing it. 538 00:26:36,562 --> 00:26:37,828 - You play? 539 00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:41,465 - No, I used to, but my hands are clumsy. 540 00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:43,801 Can't really keep a beat either. 541 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:45,536 (piano music) My mom got it for me 542 00:26:45,538 --> 00:26:47,237 right after the whole eye thing. 543 00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:49,073 I guess she thought 'cause my vision 544 00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:50,374 was messed up that I should focus 545 00:26:50,376 --> 00:26:53,344 on something auditory or whatever, 546 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,815 but yeah, never got past Chopsticks. 547 00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:01,185 � You risk it all for something 548 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:05,489 � But baby, it's never what it seems 549 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:11,228 (humming) 550 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:18,836 You sing, Matt? 551 00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:21,305 - No. 552 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:24,174 - You never sang before? 553 00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:26,910 - I mean I'm not a good singer. 554 00:27:26,912 --> 00:27:29,346 - Will you sing with me? 555 00:27:29,348 --> 00:27:30,280 - I don't know it. 556 00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:32,182 - Come on, okay. 557 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:34,752 We'll start with something easy. 558 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:35,586 Right? 559 00:27:35,588 --> 00:27:36,720 Chorus is... 560 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,790 � My fingertips are freezing 561 00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:42,493 � But I'll keep on believing 562 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:47,097 � You'll feel these hands again 563 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:49,466 Think you can do that part? 564 00:27:50,302 --> 00:27:53,771 � My fingertips are freezing 565 00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:57,107 � But I'll keep on believing 566 00:27:57,109 --> 00:28:00,978 � You'll feel my hands again 567 00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:04,982 � But something warmer's always near 568 00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:08,118 � Found nothing yet and I'll always fear 569 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:12,022 � This cold world never ends 570 00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:20,264 - You're kind of amazing. 571 00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:23,167 - (scoffs) Yeah. 572 00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:47,324 Okay. 573 00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:55,766 I won't lie to you if you don't lie to me. 574 00:28:56,802 --> 00:28:58,335 How's that sound? 575 00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:01,205 Just be real with me. 576 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:05,275 Shake on it? 577 00:29:29,702 --> 00:29:31,268 - Oh God. 578 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,236 All right. 579 00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:37,541 Oh shit. 580 00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:42,613 (heavy breathing) 581 00:29:54,727 --> 00:29:57,027 (moaning) 582 00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:23,053 How was it? 583 00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:29,893 - Like, you mean like how did it-- 584 00:30:29,895 --> 00:30:32,696 - Like was it okay, or... 585 00:30:32,698 --> 00:30:33,697 - I don't know, you tell me. 586 00:30:33,699 --> 00:30:35,632 - Oh God. (laughs) 587 00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:36,600 Jesus. 588 00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:43,173 Have you done that before? 589 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:48,445 Oh, sorry, don't answer that, that's stupid. 590 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:57,154 - Well I should probably get going, so... 591 00:30:57,156 --> 00:31:00,858 - Hey, I just, can I ask you something? 592 00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:02,359 - Sure, yeah. 593 00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:05,162 - You can totally say no if you want, there's no pressure. 594 00:31:05,164 --> 00:31:06,363 - What is it? 595 00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:14,504 - Do you wanna go to prom with me? 596 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:18,609 (dramatic piano music) 597 00:31:58,884 --> 00:32:00,284 Are you wearing makeup? 598 00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:01,852 - (scoffs) No. 599 00:32:01,854 --> 00:32:03,453 Chicks walking around with paint slathered on 600 00:32:03,455 --> 00:32:06,590 their faces, they look like fucking Oompa Loompas. 601 00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:07,557 Seriously. 602 00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:09,927 Why, do you care? 603 00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:14,898 - Oh no, I just thought most girls did is all. 604 00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:18,035 - Well I'm not most girls. 605 00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:24,274 (R&B music) 606 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:36,053 What the? 607 00:32:36,055 --> 00:32:37,654 Oh no fucking way, dude! 608 00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:39,723 - Are you okay? 609 00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:41,124 Oh shit. 610 00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:43,794 Maybe I can get some... 611 00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:48,098 Can try and find some shoes around here somewhere. 612 00:32:52,938 --> 00:32:55,906 - Wanna go to Elmo's thing? 613 00:32:55,908 --> 00:32:57,107 - You mean do I wanna play cleanup 614 00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:58,709 crew for party of the year? 615 00:32:58,711 --> 00:33:00,110 Nah. 616 00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:01,745 - Yeah, me neither. 617 00:33:04,049 --> 00:33:06,516 - So what should we do then? 618 00:33:11,724 --> 00:33:14,257 (rock music) 619 00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:05,409 Who did you imagine yourself ending up with? 620 00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:07,944 - [Matt] What do you mean? 621 00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:09,713 - [Jill] You know, when you lie around 622 00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:12,682 and think about girls or whatever. 623 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,421 What do you think she'd be like? 624 00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:19,556 Is she anything like me? 625 00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:24,561 - Honestly? 626 00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:32,235 I just spent so much time trying to get through each day. 627 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,707 Girls never really crossed my mind. 628 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:43,046 I know that sounds so pathetic, but... 629 00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:49,753 What about you, what'd you think of me? 630 00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:51,221 - Of you? 631 00:34:51,223 --> 00:34:52,689 - You can be honest you know, 632 00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:54,558 I don't care, I'm just curious. 633 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,525 - I... 634 00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:59,429 I thought you were handsome. 635 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:10,774 Can I see it? 636 00:35:32,598 --> 00:35:35,732 (school bell rings) 637 00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:38,201 - [Matt] Sorry. 638 00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:45,108 - Check it out. 639 00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:46,810 Cyclops has a lady. 640 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:48,411 (chuckles) If ever there were two 641 00:35:48,413 --> 00:35:51,915 people who shouldn't be allowed to procreate. 642 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,216 - Maybe they're free. 643 00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:54,184 - Right? 644 00:35:56,355 --> 00:36:00,023 Fuck it, models don't need to talk. 645 00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:01,358 Talking to you. 646 00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:11,735 - What happened? 647 00:36:11,737 --> 00:36:13,136 Okay, so you know that list they posted 648 00:36:13,138 --> 00:36:16,106 in the hallway, the one on the school list, 649 00:36:16,108 --> 00:36:18,108 which schools people have gotten into? 650 00:36:18,110 --> 00:36:19,543 - Yeah. 651 00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:22,579 - Okay, well Justin Langsey got into Pilgrim Mass. 652 00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:25,115 - Oh yeah, that's the school you're going to right? 653 00:36:25,117 --> 00:36:26,416 - I mean at first I was like I'll think about it, 654 00:36:26,418 --> 00:36:28,285 but now I'm like fuck yeah, why not right? 655 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:29,786 But that's not even the best part. 656 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:31,321 That's not even the best part. 657 00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:32,556 I'm standing there and I'm scanning 658 00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:34,891 the list and all of a sudden Justin 659 00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:37,527 comes up and he looks at the list, 660 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:41,264 so I point to my name and I go hey, 661 00:36:41,266 --> 00:36:44,034 looks like we're going to the same school. 662 00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:45,035 - All right. 663 00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:45,869 - Smooth. 664 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:47,370 - Right, right? 665 00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:51,041 Okay, so then he says nice, I'll see you there, right? 666 00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:54,144 Like he wants to hang out, he thinks 667 00:36:54,146 --> 00:36:57,080 it's nice or something, you know what I mean? 668 00:36:57,082 --> 00:36:58,315 - [Matt] It's something. 669 00:36:58,317 --> 00:36:59,783 - You know who I'm talking about, Jill? 670 00:36:59,785 --> 00:37:01,284 Number six, basketball team, (mumbles) the nice ass? 671 00:37:01,286 --> 00:37:02,552 - Yeah, we know. 672 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:04,521 - Oh my God, the things I wanna do to that ass. 673 00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:05,522 - We know. 674 00:37:05,524 --> 00:37:06,756 - I wish I could tell you, I mean 675 00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:08,225 I've told you, but oh God, I actually, 676 00:37:08,227 --> 00:37:09,492 and this is great, I had a dream 677 00:37:09,494 --> 00:37:10,860 the other night that he came on my face-- 678 00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:13,396 - Would you shut the fuck up? 679 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:15,632 - What? 680 00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:18,401 - I just don't wanna hear about it is all. 681 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:19,603 - What are you talking about? 682 00:37:19,605 --> 00:37:20,870 - I get that you wanna have sex with 683 00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:22,339 Justin, and that's great, but I don't 684 00:37:22,341 --> 00:37:24,574 know why I hear about ever single fucking detail. 685 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,409 - 'Cause it's guy talk. 686 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:27,577 - What? 687 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:28,812 - I mean we're guys, we're talking, 688 00:37:28,814 --> 00:37:30,013 I mean you tell me about the girls. 689 00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:31,581 - No, I don't though, when do I do that? 690 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,350 - Right, you could if you wanted to, 691 00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:34,818 and I would listen to you right because 692 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:36,186 that's how it goes, that's what friendship is, 693 00:37:36,188 --> 00:37:38,388 we talk, that's what it is, I'd listen. 694 00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:39,823 - All right, okay, yeah yeah, 695 00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:43,560 you're in love with a homophobic asshole! 696 00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:47,197 - Yeah, well you're in love with a fucking slut. 697 00:37:47,199 --> 00:37:48,031 - What? 698 00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:49,299 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 699 00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:50,600 - [Jill] Since when was I in this fight? 700 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:52,636 - Hold on, did she ever tell you? 701 00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:54,804 She ever really told you why she got 702 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:56,006 shipped across the country? 703 00:37:56,008 --> 00:37:57,207 Has she really gone into it, huh? 704 00:37:57,209 --> 00:37:58,942 - Can we not do this right now? 705 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:01,478 - Jill, I'm sorry, has she ever gone into it? 706 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,680 All the 40 year old fucking men, 707 00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:05,815 skeezy, middle-aged dudes that just 708 00:38:05,817 --> 00:38:07,484 wanna fuck some big-titted teenager. 709 00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:09,152 - Fuck you! 710 00:38:09,154 --> 00:38:10,387 Seriously! 711 00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:11,588 - And they still call her too, you know that? 712 00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:13,189 From 3,000 miles away, and you know why? 713 00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:14,691 - You're a piece of shit. 714 00:38:14,693 --> 00:38:18,061 - 'Cause they know that she's just that desperate. 715 00:38:18,063 --> 00:38:19,129 - Fuck you! 716 00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:22,098 - Hey guys, stop, come on! 717 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,066 Come on! 718 00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:31,608 - Soon as my parents get back from Norway, 719 00:38:31,610 --> 00:38:34,411 I am telling them everything you've been up to. 720 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:38,715 Running around, leaving class (mumbles) to fuck this. 721 00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:40,917 They're gonna have you back on a plane home 722 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:44,487 so fuck it'll make your fucking head spin. 723 00:38:48,593 --> 00:38:50,060 - Fucking idiot! 724 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,606 - He's right you know. 725 00:39:05,344 --> 00:39:06,643 - What do you mean, about what? 726 00:39:06,645 --> 00:39:08,178 - I mean if I don't go home now, 727 00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:10,714 I have to go home eventually. 728 00:39:11,817 --> 00:39:12,782 - Why? 729 00:39:14,252 --> 00:39:17,187 - My stuff's there, my friends are there. 730 00:39:17,189 --> 00:39:18,555 - Your friends? 731 00:39:20,192 --> 00:39:22,492 - I got into school there. 732 00:39:27,232 --> 00:39:28,465 - Wait, what? 733 00:39:29,234 --> 00:39:31,701 When were you gonna tell me? 734 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:34,471 - Dad called today. 735 00:39:36,341 --> 00:39:38,475 The plane leaves Friday. 736 00:39:40,212 --> 00:39:41,678 - I mean what about graduation, 737 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,847 you're just gonna, just not gonna go? 738 00:39:43,849 --> 00:39:44,681 - I can't. 739 00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:46,716 - I mean what the fuck? 740 00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:48,718 I mean wow. 741 00:39:53,692 --> 00:39:55,175 Okay. 742 00:39:55,176 --> 00:39:56,659 So what, I mean now what do we do? 743 00:39:58,330 --> 00:39:59,996 - Realistically or ideally because 744 00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:01,564 I mean in a perfect world I want 745 00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:03,233 you to move out there with me 746 00:40:03,235 --> 00:40:04,701 and just pack your shit and grab a 747 00:40:04,703 --> 00:40:05,869 plane ticket, but you wouldn't 748 00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:09,172 do that, that's crazy, so I don't know. 749 00:40:10,842 --> 00:40:12,041 I don't know. 750 00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:20,984 - Okay. 751 00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:25,155 Let's do it. 752 00:40:25,157 --> 00:40:26,356 - Do what? 753 00:40:26,358 --> 00:40:27,724 - Let's go, I wanna move with you. 754 00:40:27,726 --> 00:40:28,858 - Wait, are you serious? 755 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:29,692 - Yeah. 756 00:40:29,694 --> 00:40:30,593 - No. 757 00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:31,961 You wanna move? 758 00:40:33,899 --> 00:40:35,698 You'd do that for me? 759 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:36,766 Yeah, okay. 760 00:40:38,236 --> 00:40:39,702 - Yeah, I would. 761 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,473 Come on, let's just go. 762 00:40:46,344 --> 00:40:47,310 Why not? 763 00:40:57,722 --> 00:40:59,122 - Better hurry. 764 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,258 - [Georgia] Jill? 765 00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:03,493 That girl you met a couple months ago, that Jill? 766 00:41:03,495 --> 00:41:05,161 - It was 12 weeks ago, so that's three months. 767 00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:08,364 - Oh excuse me, three months, that's a lifetime. 768 00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:09,799 - [Matt] Yup, I'm going. 769 00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:11,267 - Yeah, it certainly looks that way doesn't it? 770 00:41:11,269 --> 00:41:14,003 - Mmmhm, we're going this Friday and that's it, 771 00:41:14,005 --> 00:41:15,238 so if you have anything to say 772 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:16,473 you can just keep it to yourself. 773 00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:17,540 - So this, you're just gonna, hey, 774 00:41:17,542 --> 00:41:19,209 this, you're just gonna skip it? 775 00:41:19,211 --> 00:41:20,610 One of the most important days of 776 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:22,946 your life and you're just gonna flat out-- 777 00:41:22,948 --> 00:41:24,781 - Yeah, I met someone, okay? 778 00:41:24,783 --> 00:41:26,483 I met a girl that actually likes me. 779 00:41:26,485 --> 00:41:27,717 - You'll meet others! 780 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:28,885 - Someone who makes my heart feel like 781 00:41:28,887 --> 00:41:30,186 I'm not alone in this world, who makes 782 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:33,323 me feel like I matter, like I'm sexy. 783 00:41:33,325 --> 00:41:34,624 Yeah, I know that sounds fucking 784 00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:37,260 stupid to you, okay, but it's true! 785 00:41:37,262 --> 00:41:38,495 Fuck it! 786 00:41:38,497 --> 00:41:40,230 Okay, I'm going, and you can't stop me. 787 00:41:40,232 --> 00:41:42,765 - You're in love with this girl? 788 00:41:42,767 --> 00:41:43,733 Go for it. 789 00:41:44,903 --> 00:41:47,837 Haul anchor, head across the country. 790 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:51,274 No plan, no money, no safety net. 791 00:41:51,276 --> 00:41:52,709 That's what I did when mom died. 792 00:41:52,711 --> 00:41:54,844 I'd be a hypocrite if I told you not to. 793 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,713 Quick question for you, how are you 794 00:41:56,715 --> 00:41:59,816 gonna pay for rent when you're out there? 795 00:41:59,818 --> 00:42:02,085 First, last month's rent, security deposit, transportation? 796 00:42:02,087 --> 00:42:03,019 - I'll get a job. 797 00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:04,721 - Oh, of course. 798 00:42:04,723 --> 00:42:06,789 I'm sure that you will, the economy's just kicking. 799 00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:08,057 - Just leave me alone, okay, please. 800 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:08,992 - Just on the off chance you don't, 801 00:42:08,994 --> 00:42:10,226 what are you gonna do then? 802 00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:13,029 - Just get the fuck out of here! 803 00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:22,005 Jesus. 804 00:42:23,275 --> 00:42:24,240 Goddammit. 805 00:42:34,853 --> 00:42:37,654 (alarm ringing) 806 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:43,593 (dramatic synthesizer music) 807 00:43:44,522 --> 00:43:46,456 - [Jill] Oh my God, I can't wait to see you, 808 00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:47,824 it's been so frigging long, I feel like 809 00:43:47,826 --> 00:43:51,060 I'm gonna die if I don't get to fuck you soon. 810 00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:55,098 - Yeah, no, I'm looking forward to that too. 811 00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:56,899 - [Jill] I hope so because I've got a 812 00:43:56,901 --> 00:43:59,235 special surprise for you when you get here. 813 00:43:59,237 --> 00:44:00,203 - Oh yeah? 814 00:44:00,872 --> 00:44:02,372 What is it? 815 00:44:02,374 --> 00:44:05,441 - [Jill] If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, dummy. 816 00:44:05,443 --> 00:44:06,743 Trust me, you'll like it. 817 00:44:06,745 --> 00:44:07,710 - Okay. 818 00:44:08,413 --> 00:44:09,646 - [Jill] What about you? 819 00:44:09,648 --> 00:44:11,447 Bringing anything for me? 820 00:44:11,449 --> 00:44:13,416 - I don't know, maybe. 821 00:44:16,454 --> 00:44:17,887 - So are we just gonna ignore the fact 822 00:44:17,889 --> 00:44:20,023 that you've got a second eye now, or... 823 00:44:20,025 --> 00:44:21,758 - I kept waiting for you to ask about it. 824 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,026 - I mean I didn't wanna just bring it, 825 00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:25,828 I mean it seems like it'd be rude. 826 00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:26,763 - No. 827 00:44:26,765 --> 00:44:28,931 - So what, was it surgery or... 828 00:44:28,933 --> 00:44:32,001 - No no no no, it's just a prosthetic. 829 00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:34,070 - Oh, so like glass? 830 00:44:34,072 --> 00:44:37,473 - Plastic acrylic is what they call it. 831 00:44:39,277 --> 00:44:40,243 - Cool. 832 00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:42,145 - I mean how does it look? 833 00:44:42,147 --> 00:44:43,713 - No, yeah, no, it looks, yeah, it's good. 834 00:44:43,715 --> 00:44:45,181 Yeah, it's cool. 835 00:44:46,284 --> 00:44:47,250 - Good. 836 00:44:49,254 --> 00:44:53,022 - So how long you gonna be gone for? 837 00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:54,323 - Just a week. 838 00:44:57,295 --> 00:45:01,064 This is part one of our two part plan, so... 839 00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:03,666 - What's part two? 840 00:45:05,136 --> 00:45:06,936 - To move out there. 841 00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:25,855 All right, well thanks for the ride. 842 00:45:25,857 --> 00:45:27,523 - Hey man, have a safe trip. 843 00:45:27,525 --> 00:45:28,491 - Okay. 844 00:45:29,728 --> 00:45:30,693 See ya. 845 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,468 - Hey Matt, wait a minute. 846 00:45:38,470 --> 00:45:39,435 - Hmm? 847 00:45:43,308 --> 00:45:45,274 - When you see Jill... 848 00:45:47,445 --> 00:45:49,178 Tell her I'm sorry? 849 00:46:25,383 --> 00:46:28,584 (gentle piano music) 850 00:46:52,177 --> 00:46:53,543 - Hey stranger. 851 00:47:04,355 --> 00:47:05,288 Surprise. 852 00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:30,713 So I'm liking the new look. 853 00:47:31,749 --> 00:47:32,882 Is it glass? 854 00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:36,152 - Plastic acrylic. 855 00:47:36,154 --> 00:47:37,119 - Mmmm. 856 00:47:38,122 --> 00:47:39,689 It looks really good. 857 00:47:39,691 --> 00:47:40,990 Very lifelike. 858 00:47:50,034 --> 00:47:51,734 I took a bunch of pictures before I 859 00:47:51,736 --> 00:47:55,404 started and been sending you those. 860 00:47:55,406 --> 00:47:58,741 In case you were wondering why doesn't it match. 861 00:47:58,743 --> 00:48:01,077 (chuckles) 862 00:48:04,015 --> 00:48:04,981 So... 863 00:48:07,619 --> 00:48:08,551 What do you think? 864 00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:11,120 - You're gonna miss your turn. 865 00:48:13,658 --> 00:48:14,624 - Thanks. 866 00:48:16,261 --> 00:48:19,462 Science building, math building, art studio 867 00:48:19,464 --> 00:48:22,098 is back there as well as the music studio. 868 00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:23,332 That's where I've been spending 869 00:48:23,334 --> 00:48:25,601 most of my time, where all my classes are. 870 00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:27,136 I'm all stocked up on music electives, 871 00:48:27,138 --> 00:48:29,372 but I'm gonna be fucked senior year 872 00:48:29,374 --> 00:48:30,640 when I have to fulfill the ones 873 00:48:30,642 --> 00:48:33,476 I'm supposed to, but living in the moment. 874 00:48:33,478 --> 00:48:35,478 - [Frat Boy] Spin man, spin spin spin spin spin! 875 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,712 - Come on Pat, you got this guy! 876 00:48:36,714 --> 00:48:38,080 - [Frat Boy] Come on man, you got this! 877 00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:39,615 Come on, come on! 878 00:48:40,785 --> 00:48:43,152 Go baby, come on, come on! 879 00:48:43,154 --> 00:48:45,388 You got him, you got him! 880 00:48:47,725 --> 00:48:49,926 Come on, come on, go, go! 881 00:48:51,562 --> 00:48:52,828 - [Frat Boy 2] Go baby, come on! 882 00:48:52,830 --> 00:48:53,829 - [Frat Boy] All right man, chug it, chug it! 883 00:48:53,831 --> 00:48:55,197 - [Frat Boy 2] Come on! 884 00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:56,032 Man, you got it! 885 00:48:56,034 --> 00:48:57,099 - [Frat Boy] Come on! 886 00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:58,634 Come on, jabroni! 887 00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:01,637 You got it, you got it, swing it. 888 00:49:01,639 --> 00:49:02,738 Bam! 889 00:49:02,740 --> 00:49:05,374 (cheering) 890 00:49:05,376 --> 00:49:06,776 - In your face! 891 00:49:07,512 --> 00:49:10,279 Oh my God, that's some goodness. 892 00:49:12,183 --> 00:49:14,183 - You see something you like? 893 00:49:14,185 --> 00:49:15,584 - What? 894 00:49:15,586 --> 00:49:18,754 No no, I just, I know that girl. 895 00:49:18,756 --> 00:49:20,790 She went to my high school for a little bit. 896 00:49:20,792 --> 00:49:22,425 - You should've brought her to the Cattle Call. 897 00:49:22,427 --> 00:49:25,895 That ass alone will put us over the top. 898 00:49:32,603 --> 00:49:33,836 - Hey! 899 00:49:33,838 --> 00:49:34,837 - [Rachel] Hi! 900 00:49:34,839 --> 00:49:37,373 (cheers and laughter) 901 00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:39,375 - [Jill] Okay everyone, everyone, okay, this is Matt. 902 00:49:39,377 --> 00:49:40,209 - Hi Matt. 903 00:49:40,211 --> 00:49:41,143 - Hi. 904 00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:43,612 - James, Sarah, Rachel, Andy. 905 00:49:44,882 --> 00:49:46,482 - [Matt] James, Rachel, Andy? 906 00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:47,583 - Rachel, yes. 907 00:49:47,585 --> 00:49:48,517 - [Matt] Got it. 908 00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:49,418 I'm Matt, nice to meet you. 909 00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:50,519 - Nice to meet you. 910 00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:52,421 (crosstalk) 911 00:49:52,423 --> 00:49:54,323 - [Sarah] I have to run, so I'll see you guys later. 912 00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:55,291 - Okay, I'll see you later. 913 00:49:55,293 --> 00:49:56,525 - See you later! 914 00:49:56,527 --> 00:49:57,994 - I have a good one if nobody else gets it. 915 00:49:57,996 --> 00:49:59,061 - The graveyard. 916 00:49:59,063 --> 00:50:00,396 - Ewww! 917 00:50:00,398 --> 00:50:01,497 - That is bullshit. 918 00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,032 - No, that is absolutely true, in fact 919 00:50:03,034 --> 00:50:05,534 my first kiss was in a graveyard. 920 00:50:05,536 --> 00:50:07,069 - On whose grave? 921 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:09,605 - Priscilla Sears. 922 00:50:09,607 --> 00:50:11,040 - [James] Okay, I have a better one, 923 00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:12,908 I have a better one, I have a better one. 924 00:50:12,910 --> 00:50:14,477 Okay, it wasn't sex, but I did 925 00:50:14,479 --> 00:50:16,445 get a handjob in a grandfather clock. 926 00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:17,580 - Oh my God. 927 00:50:18,516 --> 00:50:20,049 How is that possible? 928 00:50:20,051 --> 00:50:21,450 - [James] It was a large grandfather clock. 929 00:50:21,452 --> 00:50:22,651 - [Andy] A large grandfather clock. 930 00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:24,153 - [James] It was like imagine the size-- 931 00:50:24,155 --> 00:50:25,321 - [Andy] Can I just tell you what I'm imagining right now? 932 00:50:25,323 --> 00:50:26,922 - [James] Please, yeah. 933 00:50:26,924 --> 00:50:28,324 - [Andy] So it's just like here's this 934 00:50:28,326 --> 00:50:30,292 grandfather clock and you're inside it? 935 00:50:30,294 --> 00:50:31,227 - [James] Yeah. 936 00:50:31,229 --> 00:50:32,428 - [Andy] She's just outside it? 937 00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:33,095 - [James] No, we're both inside it! 938 00:50:33,097 --> 00:50:33,929 I'm a gentleman. 939 00:50:33,931 --> 00:50:35,798 (laughter) 940 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,801 - [Andy] That's some bullshit. 941 00:50:38,803 --> 00:50:40,369 - [Rachel] Grandfather clock though. 942 00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:41,771 - [James] Do I win, do I win? 943 00:50:41,773 --> 00:50:43,939 - [Andy] I don't know, does grandfather clock. 944 00:50:43,941 --> 00:50:45,541 - Hey, hey, how about her? 945 00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:46,509 - Which one? 946 00:50:46,511 --> 00:50:48,110 - The blonde girl, white shirt. 947 00:50:48,112 --> 00:50:49,612 - Nah, too thing. 948 00:50:49,614 --> 00:50:50,746 - All right. 949 00:50:51,949 --> 00:50:54,016 Oh, oh, what about her? 950 00:50:55,086 --> 00:50:58,554 In the, what you call them, the jeggings. 951 00:50:58,556 --> 00:50:59,889 - Are you kidding me? 952 00:50:59,891 --> 00:51:01,323 - What? 953 00:51:01,325 --> 00:51:03,492 - Seriously, she's completely normal. 954 00:51:03,494 --> 00:51:04,660 - That's normal? 955 00:51:04,662 --> 00:51:05,728 - Yeah. 956 00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:06,929 - That's normal? 957 00:51:06,931 --> 00:51:08,431 - Yes it is. 958 00:51:08,433 --> 00:51:11,033 - Okay, maybe back in Wisconsin with the farm girls-- 959 00:51:11,035 --> 00:51:13,002 - Dude, I'm from Rhode Island. 960 00:51:13,004 --> 00:51:15,304 - All right, well whatever, man. 961 00:51:15,306 --> 00:51:17,039 You tell me then. 962 00:51:17,041 --> 00:51:19,475 What are we looking for, huh? 963 00:51:19,477 --> 00:51:20,443 What? 964 00:51:30,955 --> 00:51:33,289 - It's so nice, is it like this every day? 965 00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:34,457 - Yes. 966 00:51:34,459 --> 00:51:37,126 That's why I love it here. 967 00:51:37,128 --> 00:51:39,829 (guy whistles) 968 00:51:44,402 --> 00:51:45,367 - Thanks. 969 00:51:48,473 --> 00:51:50,940 - Okay, so I have no way to prove it, 970 00:51:50,942 --> 00:51:52,608 but I'm pretty sure the mirror in the 971 00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:54,577 bathroom is one of those two-sided 972 00:51:54,579 --> 00:51:56,112 mirrors you see in cop shows. 973 00:51:56,114 --> 00:51:57,346 - [Matt] No way. 974 00:51:57,348 --> 00:52:00,082 - Yes, because I could see a figure. 975 00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:02,651 - Thank you. 976 00:52:02,653 --> 00:52:04,019 You could what? 977 00:52:04,822 --> 00:52:06,088 - What is this? 978 00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:07,022 - Hmm? 979 00:52:08,693 --> 00:52:10,292 - When did you order these? 980 00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:12,995 - While you were in the restroom. 981 00:52:12,997 --> 00:52:15,131 - I told you I didn't want dessert. 982 00:52:15,133 --> 00:52:17,333 - Yeah, I know, I just thought 983 00:52:17,335 --> 00:52:18,801 I haven't seen you in a while, 984 00:52:18,803 --> 00:52:20,669 so I thought we should celebrate. 985 00:52:20,671 --> 00:52:24,206 - Right, but I told you I didn't want any. 986 00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:26,142 - Oh come on, just have some ice cream with me. 987 00:52:26,144 --> 00:52:26,976 - I'm good. 988 00:52:26,978 --> 00:52:28,210 - I'm paying. 989 00:52:29,347 --> 00:52:30,379 - I'm good. 990 00:52:35,153 --> 00:52:36,385 - You know that's all I could 991 00:52:36,387 --> 00:52:37,586 think about on the plane down here? 992 00:52:37,588 --> 00:52:39,088 - What, taking a baseball bat to the 993 00:52:39,090 --> 00:52:41,123 tiny shred of willpower I've developed? 994 00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:44,426 - No, just buying you meals and stuff. 995 00:52:46,164 --> 00:52:47,730 'Cause you always did the buying before. 996 00:52:47,732 --> 00:52:50,566 - My parents did the buying, it was their credit card. 997 00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:52,067 - Well I finally saved up some money 998 00:52:52,069 --> 00:52:54,336 and I've been working like you wouldn't believe. 999 00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:55,638 I just thought it would be nice 1000 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:56,906 to take you out for a meal and-- 1001 00:52:56,908 --> 00:52:58,574 - Hey, you can pay for the dinner. 1002 00:52:58,576 --> 00:52:59,808 - A salad? 1003 00:52:59,810 --> 00:53:01,277 What is that, come on, that's not a meal. 1004 00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:02,945 - It had chicken on it, that's protein. 1005 00:53:02,947 --> 00:53:04,146 That makes it a meal. 1006 00:53:04,148 --> 00:53:05,848 - Wow, you actually just said that. 1007 00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:08,317 - What is so horrible about having a salad? 1008 00:53:08,319 --> 00:53:09,552 - Nothing, it's fine. 1009 00:53:09,554 --> 00:53:10,686 You know what, don't eat it, I don't care. 1010 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:11,620 Watch it melt. 1011 00:53:11,622 --> 00:53:12,454 - Jill. 1012 00:53:12,456 --> 00:53:13,889 (chuckles) 1013 00:53:13,891 --> 00:53:14,757 - Hi. 1014 00:53:14,759 --> 00:53:16,058 - Hi. 1015 00:53:16,060 --> 00:53:17,193 How are you? 1016 00:53:19,730 --> 00:53:20,663 - Pretty good. 1017 00:53:20,665 --> 00:53:22,998 - Yeah, I'd say pretty good. 1018 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,333 - Thank you. 1019 00:53:24,335 --> 00:53:25,701 Thanks. 1020 00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:27,236 - You look great. 1021 00:53:28,673 --> 00:53:29,505 - [Jill] Thank you. 1022 00:53:29,507 --> 00:53:30,839 - You look really good. 1023 00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:32,741 - Carl, this is my boyfriend Matt. 1024 00:53:32,743 --> 00:53:33,576 - Hi. 1025 00:53:33,578 --> 00:53:34,410 - How you doing? 1026 00:53:34,412 --> 00:53:35,611 - Nice to meet you. 1027 00:53:35,613 --> 00:53:37,513 - So wow, wow. 1028 00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:38,447 - Yeah. 1029 00:53:38,449 --> 00:53:40,249 - We should get together. 1030 00:53:40,251 --> 00:53:42,117 Get some coffee or... 1031 00:53:43,654 --> 00:53:44,486 Something. 1032 00:53:44,488 --> 00:53:45,654 - Possibly, yeah. 1033 00:53:45,656 --> 00:53:46,789 - You got my number? 1034 00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:47,623 - I must. 1035 00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:48,624 - I want you to call me. 1036 00:53:48,626 --> 00:53:49,458 - Okay. 1037 00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:50,292 - Okay? 1038 00:53:50,294 --> 00:53:51,126 - Okay. 1039 00:53:51,128 --> 00:53:53,963 (laughter) 1040 00:53:53,965 --> 00:53:55,197 - Wow, you look great. 1041 00:53:55,199 --> 00:53:57,733 - Thank you, thanks, I appreciate that. 1042 00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:58,934 - Yeah, okay. 1043 00:53:58,936 --> 00:54:00,970 Nice to meet you, Mark. 1044 00:54:20,358 --> 00:54:21,490 - It's good. 1045 00:54:21,492 --> 00:54:22,891 Good ice cream. 1046 00:54:24,495 --> 00:54:25,461 Happy? 1047 00:54:47,685 --> 00:54:49,118 - [Female Student] Oh my God, I cannot 1048 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,419 believe that she looks like that. 1049 00:54:50,421 --> 00:54:51,720 - [Female Student 2] I know, I really-- 1050 00:54:51,722 --> 00:54:52,988 - [Female Student 3] Guys, I'm just 1051 00:54:52,990 --> 00:54:54,423 saying her ass is the size of Texas. 1052 00:54:54,425 --> 00:54:56,892 - [Female Student] Well it's the size (mumbles). 1053 00:54:56,894 --> 00:54:59,361 (crosstalk) 1054 00:55:01,265 --> 00:55:02,931 I'm doing this thing where I eat 1055 00:55:02,933 --> 00:55:05,701 cheese and have a piece of salad. 1056 00:55:05,703 --> 00:55:06,902 Then I run-- 1057 00:55:06,904 --> 00:55:08,170 - I just wanna burn the calories, 1058 00:55:08,172 --> 00:55:09,538 I don't wanna do it, I don't wanna do it. 1059 00:55:09,540 --> 00:55:10,773 Okay, okay, hold on. 1060 00:55:10,775 --> 00:55:12,408 So what did he say when you found the condoms, 1061 00:55:12,410 --> 00:55:15,411 or I should say the dearth of condoms? 1062 00:55:15,413 --> 00:55:16,912 They broke up for three days and when they got 1063 00:55:16,914 --> 00:55:19,214 back together, four of them were missing. 1064 00:55:19,216 --> 00:55:20,616 - [Female Student] Woof. 1065 00:55:20,618 --> 00:55:21,750 - [Female Student 3] He said he likes 1066 00:55:21,752 --> 00:55:23,018 to jerk off into them. 1067 00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:24,420 (laughter) 1068 00:55:24,422 --> 00:55:25,621 - [Female Student 2] Please tell me you did 1069 00:55:25,623 --> 00:55:26,955 not fuck him after you got back together. 1070 00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:29,825 - I mean I saw him and things... 1071 00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:31,627 - [Female Student 2] All right, look, we're going 1072 00:55:31,629 --> 00:55:33,262 to a party ad Bel Air's tonight. 1073 00:55:33,264 --> 00:55:34,463 Join us, we'll find you a guy. 1074 00:55:34,465 --> 00:55:35,397 - [Female Student 3] Ben says he 1075 00:55:35,399 --> 00:55:36,932 thinks we can make this work. 1076 00:55:36,934 --> 00:55:38,667 - [Female Student 2] Fuck that Psion-driving douche. 1077 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:40,202 You're young and hot, what the fuck 1078 00:55:40,204 --> 00:55:41,837 do you wanna be tied down to a guy for? 1079 00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:43,072 This is college. 1080 00:55:43,074 --> 00:55:44,540 - [Female Student 3] I know, I just-- 1081 00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:46,842 - [Female Student 2] All right, you think you love this guy? 1082 00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:48,811 Okay, let's say he's being honest, 1083 00:55:48,813 --> 00:55:51,013 let's say he's turned over a new leaf and 1084 00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:53,716 you guys find a way to make it work or whatever. 1085 00:55:53,718 --> 00:55:55,484 Ask yourself this one question. 1086 00:55:55,486 --> 00:55:56,885 Do you really wanna go the rest of your 1087 00:55:56,887 --> 00:55:59,588 life wondering if you could've done better? 1088 00:55:59,590 --> 00:56:02,925 (dramatic piano music) 1089 00:56:21,846 --> 00:56:23,045 - Hey. 1090 00:56:23,047 --> 00:56:24,413 - What's this? 1091 00:56:24,415 --> 00:56:25,881 You made dinner? 1092 00:56:27,651 --> 00:56:28,617 - Yeah. 1093 00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:32,154 It's a special recipe I picked up at the restaurant. 1094 00:56:32,156 --> 00:56:33,689 I figured it's our last night here, 1095 00:56:33,691 --> 00:56:35,891 and we've been eating out all week, so... 1096 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:38,494 - Uh-huh, and what's in it? 1097 00:56:38,496 --> 00:56:39,728 You know I've been-- 1098 00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:41,330 - Well it's gluten free and dairy free. 1099 00:56:41,332 --> 00:56:43,165 It's all appropriate. 1100 00:56:43,167 --> 00:56:44,466 - All right. 1101 00:56:44,468 --> 00:56:46,001 Let me just take out the trash. 1102 00:56:46,003 --> 00:56:46,835 I got it. 1103 00:56:46,837 --> 00:56:48,036 - I can get it. 1104 00:56:48,038 --> 00:56:49,271 - You made dinner, I'll take out the trash. 1105 00:56:49,273 --> 00:56:50,072 - Jill, come on, just let me do it. 1106 00:56:50,074 --> 00:56:51,206 Really, let me do it. 1107 00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:52,441 - No, it's a habit. 1108 00:56:52,443 --> 00:56:53,675 Can you not? 1109 00:56:53,677 --> 00:56:56,311 - It's the least I can do, come on. 1110 00:56:57,782 --> 00:56:59,047 - Dairy free huh? 1111 00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:00,582 - Here, just let me... 1112 00:57:00,584 --> 00:57:03,385 - What part of "I'm on a diet" do you not understand? 1113 00:57:03,387 --> 00:57:06,021 Okay, seriously dude, heavy cream? 1114 00:57:06,023 --> 00:57:07,256 Are you kidding me? 1115 00:57:07,258 --> 00:57:08,490 - [Matt] Those are the ingredients, that's what 1116 00:57:08,492 --> 00:57:10,626 goes into it, it's not a big deal. 1117 00:57:10,628 --> 00:57:11,727 - Oh really? 1118 00:57:11,729 --> 00:57:12,795 - [Matt] It's no big deal. 1119 00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:13,862 - No big deal, huh? 1120 00:57:13,864 --> 00:57:15,063 Okay, do you realize this is one 1121 00:57:15,065 --> 00:57:17,166 of the hardest things I've ever done? 1122 00:57:17,168 --> 00:57:18,767 Do you even realize how-- 1123 00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:20,002 - Oh my God, you run around in 1124 00:57:20,004 --> 00:57:21,603 circles once a day, how hard can that be? 1125 00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:22,571 - What? 1126 00:57:25,443 --> 00:57:28,277 - Hold on, just, here, just taste it. 1127 00:57:28,279 --> 00:57:29,778 Here, just try it, just try it. 1128 00:57:29,780 --> 00:57:30,913 Just have a taste. 1129 00:57:30,915 --> 00:57:31,847 - Oh my God, no. 1130 00:57:31,849 --> 00:57:32,848 - Please, then we'll talk. 1131 00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:34,116 - Just try it, just taste it! 1132 00:57:34,118 --> 00:57:35,117 - Fuck you! 1133 00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:36,084 Seriously! 1134 00:57:38,422 --> 00:57:40,656 - Fucking eat it, eat it! 1135 00:57:53,737 --> 00:57:55,304 - Jill, hey Jill! 1136 00:57:56,407 --> 00:57:57,372 Jill! 1137 00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:02,878 Jill! 1138 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:05,047 Jill, Jill, listen! 1139 00:58:05,049 --> 00:58:07,249 - Get out of here, go! 1140 00:58:07,251 --> 00:58:10,719 - Please just tell me what you want, Jill! 1141 00:58:10,721 --> 00:58:11,954 - What I want? 1142 00:58:11,956 --> 00:58:13,789 You want me to tell you what I want? 1143 00:58:13,791 --> 00:58:15,157 I want you to get your ass on a fucking 1144 00:58:15,159 --> 00:58:16,592 plane and go back to Rhode Island and never 1145 00:58:16,594 --> 00:58:20,462 fucking talk to me again, that's what I want! 1146 00:58:20,464 --> 00:58:22,731 - You know, you'll never be one of them. 1147 00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:23,565 - What? 1148 00:58:23,567 --> 00:58:24,766 - You know that right? 1149 00:58:24,768 --> 00:58:27,069 Even if you wanted to be. 1150 00:58:27,071 --> 00:58:29,037 Even if they want you to be, which they don't. 1151 00:58:29,039 --> 00:58:30,973 - Said the guy with the glass eye! 1152 00:58:30,975 --> 00:58:34,443 Oh, my bad, sorry, "plastic acrylic". 1153 00:58:34,445 --> 00:58:35,911 - Hey fuck you! 1154 00:58:35,913 --> 00:58:38,013 - You know what, actually, stop me if you've heard this one. 1155 00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:39,715 Some bitch walks up Winston Churchill at a 1156 00:58:39,717 --> 00:58:43,352 party and says Mr. Churchill, you're drunk. 1157 00:58:43,354 --> 00:58:47,122 To which Churchill replies yes, but in the morning 1158 00:58:47,124 --> 00:58:50,526 I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly. 1159 00:58:52,062 --> 00:58:56,298 I keep doing what I'm doing, and eventually I'll be thin. 1160 00:58:56,300 --> 00:59:00,602 And at the end of the day, you'll still be deformed. 1161 00:59:02,139 --> 00:59:04,106 It's a great word, isn't it? 1162 00:59:04,108 --> 00:59:05,774 Deformed? 1163 00:59:05,776 --> 00:59:07,242 Such a you word. 1164 00:59:08,612 --> 00:59:11,547 You know, you'll also still be an idiot 1165 00:59:11,549 --> 00:59:14,383 by the way, I mean wow, great plan, Patton! 1166 00:59:14,385 --> 00:59:16,618 (laughs) One fatty meal, 50 pounds 1167 00:59:16,620 --> 00:59:19,187 is gonna leap back on me, wow! 1168 00:59:19,189 --> 00:59:20,656 - You lied to me. 1169 00:59:20,658 --> 00:59:23,325 - I didn't lie to you, I just didn't tell you about it. 1170 00:59:23,327 --> 00:59:24,726 I wanted it to be a surprise. 1171 00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:26,929 - That's a lie, that's, what's the word, 1172 00:59:26,931 --> 00:59:29,565 equivocating, which is basically exactly the same thing! 1173 00:59:29,567 --> 00:59:31,567 - Actually no, it's not because this doesn't 1174 00:59:31,569 --> 00:59:33,902 negatively impact you in any way, okay? 1175 00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:35,604 Tell me what's wrong with what I'm doing. 1176 00:59:35,606 --> 00:59:39,174 - 'Cause you're a fucking fatass, okay? 1177 00:59:39,176 --> 00:59:41,944 And I like that about you. 1178 00:59:41,946 --> 00:59:43,445 I like that the only guys I'm competing 1179 00:59:43,447 --> 00:59:45,380 against are elderly degenerates and 1180 00:59:45,382 --> 00:59:47,482 guys that sickens me to think of you with, 1181 00:59:47,484 --> 00:59:48,717 but the rest of the world wouldn't 1182 00:59:48,719 --> 00:59:50,085 touch with a 10 foot pole, and you 1183 00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:51,186 shouldn't be able to change all 1184 00:59:51,188 --> 00:59:53,989 that without fucking telling me! 1185 01:00:00,531 --> 01:00:02,931 - You have a beautiful day. 1186 01:00:11,909 --> 01:00:12,874 - Fuck! 1187 01:00:15,412 --> 01:00:19,381 (dramatic church organ music) 1188 01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:57,786 - Hey. 1189 01:00:57,788 --> 01:00:59,421 - Hey. 1190 01:00:59,423 --> 01:01:02,424 - I'm just looking for a jump rope. 1191 01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:05,394 - They're over there. 1192 01:01:05,396 --> 01:01:06,628 - Oh, thanks. 1193 01:01:21,612 --> 01:01:23,578 Hey, don't I know you? 1194 01:01:25,849 --> 01:01:29,151 I mean were you a student at Benjamin Frank High? 1195 01:01:29,153 --> 01:01:31,620 A transfer student or whatever? 1196 01:01:31,622 --> 01:01:32,921 - Yeah, I was. 1197 01:01:34,525 --> 01:01:36,024 - Yeah. 1198 01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,927 Yeah, I helped you with your books that one time. 1199 01:01:38,929 --> 01:01:40,362 You dropped them. 1200 01:01:40,364 --> 01:01:41,463 - Uh-huh. 1201 01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:42,898 - Yeah. 1202 01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:47,035 - After your friends knocked them out of my hands? 1203 01:01:53,077 --> 01:01:56,211 - So you like working out down here? 1204 01:01:57,114 --> 01:01:59,314 - It's all right. 1205 01:01:59,316 --> 01:02:00,849 - Yeah. 1206 01:02:00,851 --> 01:02:04,486 I mean it can get pretty busy upstairs sometimes, you know. 1207 01:02:04,488 --> 01:02:05,887 I've had to wait 10 minutes to get on 1208 01:02:05,889 --> 01:02:08,323 a treadmill before, it's crazy right? 1209 01:02:08,325 --> 01:02:09,791 - If you say so. 1210 01:02:13,430 --> 01:02:17,566 - Hey, look, I don't know what your plans are tonight. 1211 01:02:17,568 --> 01:02:18,867 Me and some buddies were thinking of 1212 01:02:18,869 --> 01:02:21,803 throwing a little party over the frat house. 1213 01:02:21,805 --> 01:02:23,071 I don't know what you got going on, but I 1214 01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:26,908 was thinking that maybe you'd like to join us. 1215 01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:28,243 I mean I know we don't know each other 1216 01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:29,277 very well or anything, but it could 1217 01:02:29,279 --> 01:02:32,447 be nice to see a familiar face. 1218 01:02:32,449 --> 01:02:33,648 Hey, wait up. 1219 01:02:38,956 --> 01:02:39,921 Just, hey. 1220 01:02:41,492 --> 01:02:42,457 Hey. 1221 01:02:43,761 --> 01:02:46,828 So which dorm are you in, O'Malley's, or I mean-- 1222 01:02:46,830 --> 01:02:49,431 - Don't fucking touch me! 1223 01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:50,732 Okay, whatever it is you're doing 1224 01:02:50,734 --> 01:02:52,267 you can just stop right now. 1225 01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:53,735 - I'm not, I don't know what you're-- 1226 01:02:53,737 --> 01:02:55,036 - I don't know what you're up to, and I don't 1227 01:02:55,038 --> 01:02:57,739 wanna find out, so just leave me the fuck alone. 1228 01:02:57,741 --> 01:03:01,076 - Okay, what makes you think that I'm up to anything? 1229 01:03:01,078 --> 01:03:03,044 - Is that a joke? 1230 01:03:03,046 --> 01:03:04,479 - No. 1231 01:03:04,481 --> 01:03:05,714 - Some Abercrombie and Fitch cover boy just strolls 1232 01:03:05,716 --> 01:03:06,915 up to the chubby girl doing laps in 1233 01:03:06,917 --> 01:03:09,417 the basement and asks her on a date? 1234 01:03:09,419 --> 01:03:10,786 Yeah, fuck that shit. 1235 01:03:10,788 --> 01:03:14,589 - Whoa, okay, first of all, it's not a date. 1236 01:03:15,526 --> 01:03:16,491 I mean... 1237 01:03:19,363 --> 01:03:20,762 Okay, I was just asking if you 1238 01:03:20,764 --> 01:03:22,264 wanted to check out a really cool party. 1239 01:03:22,266 --> 01:03:23,198 - And I said no. 1240 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,099 - But why? 1241 01:03:24,101 --> 01:03:25,033 I mean-- 1242 01:03:25,035 --> 01:03:26,535 - Because I don't want to. 1243 01:03:26,537 --> 01:03:27,702 - That's not an answer though. 1244 01:03:27,704 --> 01:03:29,538 - I don't have to give you one. 1245 01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:30,772 - All right, but still, don't you 1246 01:03:30,774 --> 01:03:32,741 think it would be the polite thing to do? 1247 01:03:32,743 --> 01:03:34,009 Just to show a little courtesy 1248 01:03:34,011 --> 01:03:35,477 to a guy who's going out on a limb here? 1249 01:03:35,479 --> 01:03:37,813 I mean be candor with me and-- 1250 01:03:37,815 --> 01:03:40,115 - You want candor, fine. 1251 01:03:40,117 --> 01:03:41,349 You bore me. 1252 01:03:41,351 --> 01:03:42,551 - Okay. 1253 01:03:42,553 --> 01:03:43,752 - From your fucking pretty boy smile 1254 01:03:43,754 --> 01:03:45,220 to your shoes to your innermost thoughts 1255 01:03:45,222 --> 01:03:47,489 and feelings, have you listened to yourself talk? 1256 01:03:47,491 --> 01:03:50,692 "Oh I gotta wait 10 minutes for a treadmill," come on. 1257 01:03:50,694 --> 01:03:52,027 You know, I guess I just have better things to 1258 01:03:52,029 --> 01:03:53,829 do on a Friday night than play beer pong 1259 01:03:53,831 --> 01:03:57,365 with a bunch of date rapists in training. 1260 01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:00,468 - Wow. 1261 01:04:02,739 --> 01:04:05,941 Yeah, you have got me all wrong here. 1262 01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:11,413 I'm a nice guy, okay? 1263 01:04:13,717 --> 01:04:15,083 - I don't care. 1264 01:04:19,156 --> 01:04:20,121 - Okay. 1265 01:04:31,702 --> 01:04:34,836 (rhythmic drumming) 1266 01:05:11,441 --> 01:05:14,075 (phone rings) 1267 01:05:16,146 --> 01:05:18,146 - Hey, it's me. 1268 01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:20,916 Yeah, what are you doing tonight? 1269 01:05:20,918 --> 01:05:22,083 - Is he going out? 1270 01:05:22,085 --> 01:05:24,019 I don't know where he's going. 1271 01:05:24,021 --> 01:05:27,055 I don't know where he's going. 1272 01:05:27,057 --> 01:05:28,857 Where are you going? 1273 01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:32,928 I said where are you going. 1274 01:05:34,598 --> 01:05:36,431 Hello, am I talking to a brick wall here? 1275 01:05:36,433 --> 01:05:37,265 Say something. 1276 01:05:37,267 --> 01:05:38,099 - Out, okay? 1277 01:05:38,101 --> 01:05:38,934 I'm going out. 1278 01:05:38,936 --> 01:05:40,402 - Where? 1279 01:05:40,404 --> 01:05:42,904 - Elmo's gonna pick me up, we're just gonna drive around. 1280 01:05:42,906 --> 01:05:45,807 It's not a big deal, okay? 1281 01:05:45,809 --> 01:05:47,275 Have you seen my wallet anywhere? 1282 01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:48,310 - One second. 1283 01:05:48,312 --> 01:05:49,544 I'll be right back, honey. 1284 01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:54,766 - Huh? 1285 01:05:54,767 --> 01:05:56,617 - I'd rather you stay home tonight. 1286 01:05:56,620 --> 01:05:58,820 Look, it sucks what you're going through. 1287 01:05:58,822 --> 01:06:00,055 I know that, I know it's the worst 1288 01:06:00,057 --> 01:06:01,256 feeling in the world and anything 1289 01:06:01,258 --> 01:06:02,524 I say is gonna sound like (mumbles)-- 1290 01:06:02,526 --> 01:06:03,892 - Damn it, where's my fucking wallet? 1291 01:06:03,894 --> 01:06:05,026 - Hey, are you listening to me? 1292 01:06:05,028 --> 01:06:06,494 - Yeah, I'm listening! 1293 01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:07,629 - I'm telling you I think you should stay home! 1294 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:08,830 - That was astoundingly like the advice 1295 01:06:08,832 --> 01:06:09,764 you gave me six months ago, and look 1296 01:06:09,766 --> 01:06:10,999 where that fucking got me, okay? 1297 01:06:11,001 --> 01:06:12,100 - I'm trying to help you. 1298 01:06:12,102 --> 01:06:13,234 - Help me? 1299 01:06:13,236 --> 01:06:14,602 Are you kidding me? 1300 01:06:14,604 --> 01:06:15,870 You're a single mother looking 1301 01:06:15,872 --> 01:06:17,205 around for her deadbeat ex-husband 1302 01:06:17,207 --> 01:06:18,506 trying to get child support, okay, 1303 01:06:18,508 --> 01:06:21,710 so don't help me, help yourself okay? 1304 01:06:23,246 --> 01:06:24,546 - All right, do what you want. 1305 01:06:24,548 --> 01:06:25,513 I'm done. 1306 01:06:28,185 --> 01:06:29,851 Hey honey. 1307 01:06:29,853 --> 01:06:32,821 (Hunter babbling) 1308 01:06:33,590 --> 01:06:34,422 - Hey. 1309 01:06:34,424 --> 01:06:35,390 - Hey. 1310 01:06:48,305 --> 01:06:49,804 Oh hey, a letter came for you, 1311 01:06:49,806 --> 01:06:51,573 somebody slipped it under the door. 1312 01:06:51,575 --> 01:06:54,642 It was on the floor when I came in. 1313 01:07:26,009 --> 01:07:27,609 - [Andy] That one there, that's him. 1314 01:07:27,611 --> 01:07:28,743 Click on it. 1315 01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:30,879 Nice. 1316 01:07:30,881 --> 01:07:32,113 - [Rachel] He's handsome. 1317 01:07:32,115 --> 01:07:35,483 - He's too handsome, I wouldn't trust him. 1318 01:07:37,087 --> 01:07:39,587 - See, now why would you say that? 1319 01:07:39,589 --> 01:07:40,755 - Maybe he's a nice guy. 1320 01:07:40,757 --> 01:07:41,990 - Or maybe he really likes her. 1321 01:07:41,992 --> 01:07:43,258 - Based on what, he doesn't know her. 1322 01:07:43,260 --> 01:07:45,627 - [Rachel] I don't know, how should I know? 1323 01:07:45,629 --> 01:07:47,062 I'm just saying it's possible. 1324 01:07:47,064 --> 01:07:48,530 - Yeah, you say it's possible, and it's usually 1325 01:07:48,532 --> 01:07:51,833 not possible, do you even know what tonight is? 1326 01:07:51,835 --> 01:07:53,968 - [Jill] What's tonight? 1327 01:07:55,605 --> 01:07:57,338 - It's nothing. 1328 01:07:57,340 --> 01:07:58,273 Never mind. 1329 01:07:58,275 --> 01:08:00,041 - No, tell me, what's tonight? 1330 01:08:00,043 --> 01:08:04,679 - It's nothing, I mean I'm just saying I wouldn't call him. 1331 01:08:04,681 --> 01:08:06,581 - Is it something... 1332 01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:07,415 - No. 1333 01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:08,683 No, no. 1334 01:08:08,685 --> 01:08:10,118 - [Jill] Why can't you tell me? 1335 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:13,588 - It's just, it's this stupid thing fraternities do. 1336 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:15,890 - All right, well I guess if it's nothing I can call him. 1337 01:08:15,892 --> 01:08:17,192 - It's just... 1338 01:08:24,101 --> 01:08:28,103 Have you ever heard of the Cattle Call? 1339 01:08:28,105 --> 01:08:32,340 (dramatic acoustic guitar music) 1340 01:08:55,765 --> 01:08:56,598 - What? 1341 01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:57,665 What, what is it? 1342 01:08:57,667 --> 01:08:58,867 What did I do? 1343 01:08:58,869 --> 01:09:01,102 - I don't know, it's... 1344 01:09:01,104 --> 01:09:02,470 I don't feel like this is necessary. 1345 01:09:02,472 --> 01:09:04,806 - [Frat Girl] Necessary? 1346 01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:07,008 - Yeah, I mean... 1347 01:09:07,010 --> 01:09:08,977 You're here, I'm here. 1348 01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:10,712 What's the hurry? 1349 01:09:10,714 --> 01:09:12,213 - I'm not in a hurry. 1350 01:09:12,215 --> 01:09:14,549 - Why do you keep doing it? 1351 01:09:14,551 --> 01:09:15,717 I just mean it's like every time 1352 01:09:15,719 --> 01:09:18,386 that we're together it's always... 1353 01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:20,288 - Because I like you. 1354 01:09:21,391 --> 01:09:23,691 I mean what do you want me to say? 1355 01:09:23,693 --> 01:09:25,059 - [Patrick] You don't even know me. 1356 01:09:25,061 --> 01:09:26,094 - [Frat Girl] Yeah I do. 1357 01:09:26,096 --> 01:09:27,228 - Really? 1358 01:09:27,230 --> 01:09:28,863 What do you know about me? 1359 01:09:28,865 --> 01:09:31,099 - Okay, I'm not doing this. 1360 01:09:31,101 --> 01:09:33,067 - Okay, fine, I don't care. 1361 01:09:33,069 --> 01:09:34,402 - You're a fucking asshole. 1362 01:09:34,404 --> 01:09:36,871 - No, no I'm not, okay? 1363 01:09:36,873 --> 01:09:40,875 This is the kind of shit I'm talking about. 1364 01:09:40,877 --> 01:09:42,410 I read. 1365 01:09:42,412 --> 01:09:44,312 I have thoughts, I... 1366 01:09:46,183 --> 01:09:49,117 I have an imagination, I go to 1367 01:09:49,119 --> 01:09:51,586 places that you don't even know. 1368 01:09:51,588 --> 01:09:53,054 I do things for people. 1369 01:09:53,056 --> 01:09:55,490 - Oh my God, you've gotta be fucking kidding me. 1370 01:09:55,492 --> 01:09:57,058 - Because I care. 1371 01:09:59,696 --> 01:10:02,197 That's the kind of shit that I want you to want 1372 01:10:02,199 --> 01:10:06,334 me for, that's what I want you to know about me. 1373 01:10:10,006 --> 01:10:11,573 I'm a decent guy. 1374 01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:25,687 Wow. 1375 01:10:27,991 --> 01:10:29,057 You look... 1376 01:10:30,093 --> 01:10:31,059 Wow. 1377 01:10:32,829 --> 01:10:34,262 You ready to go? 1378 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:37,765 Okay. 1379 01:10:39,436 --> 01:10:40,835 - Okay, you're gonna like them, 1380 01:10:40,837 --> 01:10:42,170 they're super cool, trust me, it's gonna be, 1381 01:10:42,172 --> 01:10:43,638 how much cash do you have on you? 1382 01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:44,672 - Not a lot, why? 1383 01:10:44,674 --> 01:10:46,174 - Here, just take this. 1384 01:10:46,176 --> 01:10:47,675 Take that. 1385 01:10:47,677 --> 01:10:50,178 All right, the beer is free, but the liquor costs 1386 01:10:50,180 --> 01:10:51,746 money okay, so when you offer to buy a girl 1387 01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:54,582 a drink, make sure you pull out the whole wad. 1388 01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:55,850 Okay, let her see it. 1389 01:10:55,852 --> 01:10:57,151 - Why? 1390 01:10:57,153 --> 01:10:58,620 - So she knows you have deep pockets. 1391 01:10:58,622 --> 01:11:00,154 - Yeah, but I don't. 1392 01:11:00,156 --> 01:11:02,156 - Right, but she doesn't even know that, all right? 1393 01:11:02,158 --> 01:11:05,326 They only see what you want them to see. 1394 01:11:05,328 --> 01:11:08,196 (pop rock music) 1395 01:11:47,937 --> 01:11:49,270 Hey! 1396 01:11:49,272 --> 01:11:52,173 I got someone I need you to meet! 1397 01:11:54,144 --> 01:11:55,943 Hey, hey, Toni! 1398 01:11:55,945 --> 01:11:59,147 Toni, Toni, this is Matt, Matt, this is Toni. 1399 01:11:59,149 --> 01:12:02,050 Toni is in my Women's Studies class and she's insane. 1400 01:12:02,052 --> 01:12:03,284 - Hi. 1401 01:12:03,286 --> 01:12:04,986 - So what's with the weird outfit? 1402 01:12:04,988 --> 01:12:06,688 - What, what do you mean? 1403 01:12:06,690 --> 01:12:09,490 - Yeah, sorry, I forgot to tell him about the theme. 1404 01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:10,525 - What? 1405 01:12:10,527 --> 01:12:11,926 What theme? 1406 01:12:11,928 --> 01:12:13,461 - Boys Will Be Girls Night. 1407 01:12:13,463 --> 01:12:14,996 Yeah, I should've told you man, I'm sorry about that. 1408 01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:16,497 - How come you're not dressed up? 1409 01:12:16,499 --> 01:12:18,566 - Me, oh, I'm waiting for someone. 1410 01:12:18,568 --> 01:12:19,400 - Oooo! 1411 01:12:19,402 --> 01:12:20,535 - Shut up, shut up. 1412 01:12:20,537 --> 01:12:22,070 - Who? 1413 01:12:22,072 --> 01:12:24,539 - Just a friend, don't worry about it, it's gonna be fine. 1414 01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:25,840 - Hey, just... 1415 01:12:26,643 --> 01:12:28,042 Be careful. 1416 01:12:28,044 --> 01:12:30,011 - All right, have fun! 1417 01:12:31,281 --> 01:12:33,081 - Hey, I think there's some extra boas upstairs. 1418 01:12:33,083 --> 01:12:36,384 Come with me, I'll get you in uniform. 1419 01:12:36,386 --> 01:12:39,187 (hip hop music) 1420 01:12:42,625 --> 01:12:44,892 - [Frat Boy] 236, ladies and gentlemen! 1421 01:12:44,894 --> 01:12:48,296 (cheering) (cowbell rings) 1422 01:12:48,298 --> 01:12:49,597 Who we got next? 1423 01:12:49,599 --> 01:12:51,399 Got you, come on up. 1424 01:12:53,470 --> 01:12:55,536 Aww, sweetie, don't be a sourpuss. 1425 01:12:55,538 --> 01:12:57,338 All right, who's up? 1426 01:13:02,846 --> 01:13:03,811 195, 195! 1427 01:13:05,148 --> 01:13:07,148 (cheering) (cowbell rings) 1428 01:13:07,150 --> 01:13:08,483 - Jill? 1429 01:13:10,487 --> 01:13:12,170 - Huh? 1430 01:13:12,171 --> 01:13:13,854 - Do you want a beer or something? 1431 01:13:13,857 --> 01:13:14,822 - Yeah. 1432 01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:19,394 - What do you want? 1433 01:13:21,030 --> 01:13:22,397 - I don't care. 1434 01:13:24,567 --> 01:13:25,500 - What is it? 1435 01:13:25,502 --> 01:13:27,034 - For you. 1436 01:13:27,036 --> 01:13:28,870 (giggles) 1437 01:13:28,872 --> 01:13:29,837 Let's see. 1438 01:13:31,174 --> 01:13:32,473 - No, that's it. 1439 01:13:32,475 --> 01:13:33,674 No no no. 1440 01:13:33,676 --> 01:13:34,709 No, I don't want any of that please. 1441 01:13:34,711 --> 01:13:35,643 - Oh yes you do. 1442 01:13:35,645 --> 01:13:36,878 - No, I'm really, I'm all set. 1443 01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:38,246 - Hey, just shut up and let me do it. 1444 01:13:38,248 --> 01:13:39,547 You will look so good, you've already got 1445 01:13:39,549 --> 01:13:42,517 that semi-feminine thing going on anyway. 1446 01:13:42,519 --> 01:13:44,886 High cheek bones, you have big full lips. 1447 01:13:44,888 --> 01:13:46,287 This will be a cinch. 1448 01:13:46,289 --> 01:13:47,722 - No, I don't want that. 1449 01:13:47,724 --> 01:13:48,990 - Just trust me! 1450 01:13:48,992 --> 01:13:51,726 - Listen to me, I said I don't wanna do that! 1451 01:13:51,728 --> 01:13:53,361 - All right. 1452 01:13:53,363 --> 01:13:56,063 So what do you want to do then? 1453 01:13:57,133 --> 01:14:00,001 (pop rock music) 1454 01:14:10,046 --> 01:14:11,712 - Hey, Justin. 1455 01:14:11,714 --> 01:14:12,613 You made it, man. 1456 01:14:12,615 --> 01:14:14,248 - Hey there, uh... 1457 01:14:15,151 --> 01:14:15,983 - Elmo. 1458 01:14:15,985 --> 01:14:17,218 - Elmo, Elmo. 1459 01:14:18,254 --> 01:14:20,421 - So did you find the place okay? 1460 01:14:20,423 --> 01:14:23,424 - Yeah, yeah, it was kinda... 1461 01:14:23,426 --> 01:14:25,593 What kind of party did you say this was again? 1462 01:14:25,595 --> 01:14:28,996 - Oh, it's like a stupid costume party. 1463 01:14:30,633 --> 01:14:32,099 Normally I wouldn't be caught dead 1464 01:14:32,101 --> 01:14:35,236 in a place like this, too many fags. 1465 01:14:36,806 --> 01:14:39,373 But a boatload of theater chicks though right? 1466 01:14:39,375 --> 01:14:40,608 Tell you what, why don't I grab 1467 01:14:40,610 --> 01:14:43,444 your coat and get you some Goose. 1468 01:14:43,446 --> 01:14:45,446 - You know, I think I'm just, 1469 01:14:45,448 --> 01:14:47,648 I think I'm gonna head out. 1470 01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:51,986 This place is just a little too wild for my tastes. 1471 01:14:51,988 --> 01:14:54,188 - Oh, yeah, no, I get it. 1472 01:14:55,258 --> 01:14:57,258 Tell you what, get you a drink-- 1473 01:14:57,260 --> 01:14:58,092 - It's all right. 1474 01:14:58,094 --> 01:14:59,193 - You sure? 1475 01:14:59,195 --> 01:15:00,962 You all right? - Yeah, I'll just, yeah. 1476 01:15:00,964 --> 01:15:03,130 - Okay, yeah, drive safe. 1477 01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:13,040 Justin! 1478 01:15:13,042 --> 01:15:15,843 (hip hop music) 1479 01:15:20,583 --> 01:15:22,450 - Hey, do you know where the bathroom is? 1480 01:15:22,452 --> 01:15:23,918 - Oh shit, it's you. 1481 01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,419 Patrick Keever huh? 1482 01:15:25,421 --> 01:15:26,621 - What? 1483 01:15:26,623 --> 01:15:28,389 - I heard dude, he's a fucking stud. 1484 01:15:28,391 --> 01:15:29,524 I'm jealous. 1485 01:15:30,527 --> 01:15:31,993 - Who are you with? 1486 01:15:31,995 --> 01:15:34,228 - Fabio, he's the sexy Latin dude taking the photos. 1487 01:15:34,230 --> 01:15:35,563 He's got his own name tattooed on 1488 01:15:35,565 --> 01:15:36,931 his back and he's already misused the 1489 01:15:36,933 --> 01:15:39,634 word pedantic twice in conversation tonight. 1490 01:15:39,636 --> 01:15:41,135 But fuck it, he's on the rowing team 1491 01:15:41,137 --> 01:15:43,838 and he's got biceps like softballs. 1492 01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:45,439 So who gives a shit right? 1493 01:15:45,441 --> 01:15:47,408 But yeah, Patrick. 1494 01:15:47,410 --> 01:15:48,543 You're a lucky girl. 1495 01:15:48,545 --> 01:15:51,078 Got a fun night ahead of you. 1496 01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:55,983 - Look, I gotta talk to you about something. 1497 01:15:55,985 --> 01:15:57,818 - Why do they all wear solid black? 1498 01:15:57,820 --> 01:15:59,887 I mean whatever happened to vertical stripes right? 1499 01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:02,023 (chuckles) 1500 01:16:02,025 --> 01:16:04,492 - I don't think I can do this. 1501 01:16:04,494 --> 01:16:06,060 - What? 1502 01:16:06,062 --> 01:16:07,862 What are you talking about? 1503 01:16:07,864 --> 01:16:09,630 You're one of my best pledges. 1504 01:16:09,632 --> 01:16:11,098 - Isn't there any other way? 1505 01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:13,100 - You wanna leave, no one's forcing you to be here. 1506 01:16:13,102 --> 01:16:14,569 - No, I know, it's just-- 1507 01:16:14,571 --> 01:16:16,237 - More importantly, no one's forcing her to be here. 1508 01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:18,306 She's not stupid, she knows what's going on. 1509 01:16:18,308 --> 01:16:20,107 Why do you think she hasn't stormed out by now? 1510 01:16:20,109 --> 01:16:23,244 Why haven't all of them stormed out? 1511 01:16:25,281 --> 01:16:26,814 - I don't know. 1512 01:16:26,816 --> 01:16:29,951 - Because they wanna fuck a bunch of good looking dudes. 1513 01:16:29,953 --> 01:16:31,719 Are we exploiting them? 1514 01:16:31,721 --> 01:16:33,187 Obviously. 1515 01:16:33,189 --> 01:16:35,389 Are they exploiting us right back? 1516 01:16:35,391 --> 01:16:36,624 You better believe it. 1517 01:16:36,626 --> 01:16:37,592 - Cheers. 1518 01:16:41,164 --> 01:16:43,898 - I'm not gonna fuck you. 1519 01:16:43,900 --> 01:16:45,733 - Wow, that's a relief. 1520 01:16:45,735 --> 01:16:48,903 - I'm just saying, you're not my type. 1521 01:16:48,905 --> 01:16:51,706 I figured we should get that out of the way up front. 1522 01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:54,575 - Up front, you mean like after I pay for your drink? 1523 01:16:54,577 --> 01:16:56,043 - It's nothing personal. 1524 01:16:56,045 --> 01:16:57,678 You're just too... 1525 01:16:58,915 --> 01:17:00,314 Normal. 1526 01:17:00,316 --> 01:17:01,248 - Normal. 1527 01:17:02,518 --> 01:17:03,718 Oh God, okay. 1528 01:17:04,754 --> 01:17:06,821 Of course, of course that's the reason. 1529 01:17:06,823 --> 01:17:07,788 - What? 1530 01:17:16,199 --> 01:17:17,164 Whoa. 1531 01:17:19,702 --> 01:17:22,336 - You want different, huh, you want weird? 1532 01:17:22,338 --> 01:17:24,005 There you go, it's all yours. 1533 01:17:24,007 --> 01:17:25,940 You know what, the funny thing is I actually 1534 01:17:25,942 --> 01:17:27,942 don't disagree with you, I really don't. 1535 01:17:27,944 --> 01:17:29,410 I don't care what the fuck you call me. 1536 01:17:29,412 --> 01:17:30,978 I just wish that you guys, all you guys 1537 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,047 would just get together and agree on it 1538 01:17:33,049 --> 01:17:35,316 'cause I don't know what the fuck I am. 1539 01:17:35,318 --> 01:17:38,386 And all these guys, they seem to know. 1540 01:17:38,388 --> 01:17:39,787 I mean they're here, they put on 1541 01:17:39,789 --> 01:17:41,222 this little uniform, and the only 1542 01:17:41,224 --> 01:17:42,923 reason I don't have mine on is because 1543 01:17:42,925 --> 01:17:45,393 this thing doesn't, it doesn't fit me. 1544 01:17:45,395 --> 01:17:46,627 And if it did, if there was something 1545 01:17:46,629 --> 01:17:49,930 I could wear or say or do, then... 1546 01:17:49,932 --> 01:17:53,467 Are you even listening to me right now? 1547 01:17:53,469 --> 01:17:55,736 I'm saying something to you. 1548 01:17:55,738 --> 01:17:58,172 - Shit, that is so fucking cool. 1549 01:17:58,174 --> 01:17:59,140 - Unbelievable. 1550 01:17:59,142 --> 01:18:00,141 - No, how did it happen? 1551 01:18:00,143 --> 01:18:01,075 You gotta tell me. 1552 01:18:01,077 --> 01:18:02,576 Actually wait, before you start. 1553 01:18:02,578 --> 01:18:03,878 Hey Andy! 1554 01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:05,813 Get over here, you've gotta see this! 1555 01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:06,781 - 204... 1556 01:18:08,551 --> 01:18:11,152 205, ladies and gentlemen, 205! 1557 01:18:11,154 --> 01:18:14,388 (cheering) (cowbell rings) 1558 01:18:14,390 --> 01:18:16,123 All right, last up. 1559 01:18:17,627 --> 01:18:19,493 Hey tons of fun, come on. 1560 01:18:19,495 --> 01:18:21,629 Come on sweetie, it'll just take a second, let's go. 1561 01:18:21,631 --> 01:18:23,831 - Don't fucking touch me. 1562 01:18:25,334 --> 01:18:26,500 - Come on, it's not gonna hurt. 1563 01:18:26,502 --> 01:18:27,334 Just get up. 1564 01:18:27,336 --> 01:18:28,269 - I said I didn't-- 1565 01:18:28,271 --> 01:18:29,203 - Just get on the scale. 1566 01:18:29,205 --> 01:18:30,404 - I'm not doing this, I don't-- 1567 01:18:30,406 --> 01:18:32,773 - Get your fucking hands off her! 1568 01:18:32,775 --> 01:18:33,607 You okay? 1569 01:18:33,609 --> 01:18:34,809 - Yeah. 1570 01:18:34,811 --> 01:18:36,077 - Dude, what the fuck are you doing? 1571 01:18:36,079 --> 01:18:37,578 I was just taking her on the scale. 1572 01:18:37,580 --> 01:18:39,513 - She doesn't wanna get on the scale, so do not touch her! 1573 01:18:39,515 --> 01:18:41,248 - She doesn't wanna get on the scale? 1574 01:18:41,250 --> 01:18:42,883 What are you, her bodyguard all of a sudden? 1575 01:18:42,885 --> 01:18:44,518 - What's going on? 1576 01:18:45,555 --> 01:18:47,254 - She doesn't wanna get on the scale. 1577 01:18:47,256 --> 01:18:48,422 - So? 1578 01:18:48,424 --> 01:18:50,491 - So everyone else has, so she has to now. 1579 01:18:50,493 --> 01:18:52,460 - She doesn't have to do anything she doesn't wanna do. 1580 01:18:52,462 --> 01:18:54,628 This is supposed to be fun. 1581 01:18:54,630 --> 01:18:55,896 - [Frat Boy] Yeah, but everyone else has-- 1582 01:18:55,898 --> 01:18:57,732 - I don't give a shit about everyone else. 1583 01:18:57,734 --> 01:19:00,367 Only person I care about is... 1584 01:19:01,137 --> 01:19:01,969 What's your name? 1585 01:19:01,971 --> 01:19:03,437 - Jill. 1586 01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:05,005 - Beautiful name. 1587 01:19:07,076 --> 01:19:08,709 All that's important is that you have 1588 01:19:08,711 --> 01:19:12,012 a good time, isn't that right Patrick? 1589 01:19:13,282 --> 01:19:14,248 - Yeah. 1590 01:19:15,284 --> 01:19:16,317 - Upstairs. 1591 01:19:19,822 --> 01:19:21,789 Last door on the left. 1592 01:19:23,025 --> 01:19:24,925 - How did you know I played basketball back then? 1593 01:19:24,927 --> 01:19:28,095 - Well we went to the same high school remember? 1594 01:19:28,097 --> 01:19:29,964 - You went to Ben Frank? 1595 01:19:29,966 --> 01:19:30,931 - Yeah. 1596 01:19:34,003 --> 01:19:35,136 Don't you remember there was that 1597 01:19:35,138 --> 01:19:36,971 one time we were in the hallway, 1598 01:19:36,973 --> 01:19:39,140 I was looking at the college placement board, 1599 01:19:39,142 --> 01:19:42,176 and you came up and I was like 1600 01:19:42,178 --> 01:19:43,944 hey look, we're going to the same school 1601 01:19:43,946 --> 01:19:47,248 and you said nice, I'll see you there. 1602 01:19:51,154 --> 01:19:54,555 (gentle acoustic guitar music) 1603 01:19:54,557 --> 01:19:56,524 You want another beer? 1604 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,300 - No, that... 1605 01:20:39,302 --> 01:20:40,534 - Who is she? 1606 01:20:41,771 --> 01:20:43,904 - She's, we were dating. 1607 01:20:47,043 --> 01:20:50,411 - Were dating, as in you guys broke up? 1608 01:20:54,083 --> 01:20:55,382 - Not exactly. 1609 01:20:57,587 --> 01:20:58,552 - Right. 1610 01:20:59,488 --> 01:21:00,621 Not exactly. 1611 01:21:03,826 --> 01:21:06,627 How long have you been together? 1612 01:21:07,897 --> 01:21:09,530 - Year and a half. 1613 01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:14,101 We were trying the whole long distance thing. 1614 01:21:14,103 --> 01:21:15,102 - Oh really? 1615 01:21:15,104 --> 01:21:17,805 How's that working out for you? 1616 01:21:22,078 --> 01:21:23,711 That was another joke. 1617 01:21:23,713 --> 01:21:25,012 - Right, yeah. 1618 01:21:27,316 --> 01:21:30,150 � Hole in the boat 1619 01:21:30,152 --> 01:21:34,221 � And now we can never go home 1620 01:21:35,157 --> 01:21:38,259 � There's a hole in the boat 1621 01:21:38,261 --> 01:21:42,329 � And now we can never go home 1622 01:21:46,936 --> 01:21:48,269 - Oh God. 1623 01:21:48,271 --> 01:21:50,204 - (mumbles). 1624 01:21:50,206 --> 01:21:52,106 I'm such a shitty singer. 1625 01:21:52,108 --> 01:21:53,841 - Oh fuck, were you even listening? 1626 01:21:53,843 --> 01:21:55,509 Come on man, no, you're good. - You got a good voice. 1627 01:21:55,511 --> 01:21:57,678 - No, no, shut up, that's wrong. 1628 01:21:57,680 --> 01:21:59,046 - Fuck that, it's true. 1629 01:21:59,048 --> 01:22:01,415 - No man, it's not, I'm not gonna (mumbles). 1630 01:22:01,417 --> 01:22:02,650 - Oh come on. 1631 01:22:03,586 --> 01:22:05,552 - Watch it, jeez. 1632 01:22:05,554 --> 01:22:06,620 Outta here. 1633 01:22:07,390 --> 01:22:09,790 (laughter) 1634 01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:27,474 Roker, huh? 1635 01:22:28,611 --> 01:22:31,578 You read him yet, he's good. 1636 01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:33,213 He's kinda like... 1637 01:22:34,750 --> 01:22:36,216 What's his name? 1638 01:22:38,487 --> 01:22:39,453 Whatever. 1639 01:22:43,926 --> 01:22:47,127 There was this poet that my dad knew, 1640 01:22:48,230 --> 01:22:50,664 or knew someone who, I don't know, 1641 01:22:50,666 --> 01:22:53,901 but this guy, he was like, not famous 1642 01:22:56,138 --> 01:22:59,707 or anything, he was just unbearably ugly. 1643 01:23:02,278 --> 01:23:03,510 Like hideous. 1644 01:23:06,916 --> 01:23:10,217 And no woman would touch him, so he... 1645 01:23:16,892 --> 01:23:18,192 He tried guys. 1646 01:23:25,101 --> 01:23:27,234 No guys would touch him. 1647 01:23:31,907 --> 01:23:34,174 So he tried hookers. 1648 01:23:34,176 --> 01:23:36,377 (laughs) 1649 01:23:47,123 --> 01:23:50,591 But none of them would touch him either. 1650 01:23:51,427 --> 01:23:53,127 - Take off your pants. 1651 01:23:53,129 --> 01:23:56,296 - Don't you wanna just wait a little bit? 1652 01:23:56,298 --> 01:23:57,364 - For what? 1653 01:23:59,035 --> 01:24:00,634 - I don't know, just... 1654 01:24:00,636 --> 01:24:03,103 - Just take them off. 1655 01:24:03,105 --> 01:24:06,040 - Okay, just give me a minute. 1656 01:24:06,042 --> 01:24:09,176 - So one day he went out to a store. 1657 01:24:13,282 --> 01:24:15,649 (cheering) 1658 01:24:16,652 --> 01:24:20,054 He bought one of those plastic revolvers. 1659 01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:25,726 And he took the little orange tip off, 1660 01:24:25,728 --> 01:24:29,096 the one that makes you know it's a toy. 1661 01:24:31,434 --> 01:24:35,135 And he ran out into traffic just waving it. 1662 01:24:39,241 --> 01:24:41,475 And the police came out and tackled him 1663 01:24:41,477 --> 01:24:43,110 and threw him on the hood of the car. 1664 01:24:43,112 --> 01:24:44,845 - Is everything okay? 1665 01:24:44,847 --> 01:24:46,814 - Just a second, okay? 1666 01:24:50,086 --> 01:24:51,718 - I can help with something-- 1667 01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:55,289 - No, I just, just give me a minute okay? 1668 01:25:01,764 --> 01:25:04,231 - He said it felt wonderful. 1669 01:25:06,268 --> 01:25:08,402 Fuck, what was his name? 1670 01:25:12,575 --> 01:25:13,540 Justin? 1671 01:25:16,479 --> 01:25:17,444 Justin? 1672 01:25:18,614 --> 01:25:20,347 Yo dude, you awake? 1673 01:25:23,719 --> 01:25:26,353 - So still too normal to fuck? 1674 01:25:28,557 --> 01:25:29,523 - No. 1675 01:25:30,392 --> 01:25:31,458 Not normal. 1676 01:25:32,962 --> 01:25:33,927 Just... 1677 01:25:36,866 --> 01:25:37,831 Pathetic. 1678 01:25:47,243 --> 01:25:48,208 - Fucker. 1679 01:26:16,539 --> 01:26:17,504 - Hey. 1680 01:26:19,608 --> 01:26:22,242 Have a good night, sweetheart. 1681 01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:49,603 (dramatic electric guitar music) 1682 01:27:50,633 --> 01:27:51,598 - Hey. 1683 01:27:52,601 --> 01:27:54,067 Wait, no no, hey, no, I'm sorry, 1684 01:27:54,069 --> 01:27:55,902 I thought you knew, I thought, you were 1685 01:27:55,904 --> 01:27:59,506 touching me, I just thought that you knew. 1686 01:27:59,508 --> 01:28:02,009 Oh God, please don't hate me. 1687 01:28:02,811 --> 01:28:03,844 I love you. 1688 01:28:13,689 --> 01:28:16,390 (phone buzzes) 1689 01:28:23,365 --> 01:28:24,765 - [Jill] Hello? 1690 01:28:26,368 --> 01:28:27,567 What? 1691 01:28:27,569 --> 01:28:31,872 (suspenseful acoustic guitar music) 1692 01:28:50,192 --> 01:28:51,258 - This way? 1693 01:28:53,228 --> 01:28:56,229 Hi, hey, excuse me, can you help me? 1694 01:28:56,231 --> 01:28:57,731 Excuse me? 1695 01:28:57,733 --> 01:28:58,699 Shit. 1696 01:28:59,702 --> 01:29:00,667 Excuse me! 1697 01:29:00,669 --> 01:29:01,768 Excuse me! 1698 01:29:01,770 --> 01:29:02,703 - Sir? 1699 01:29:02,705 --> 01:29:03,904 - Hi, I have a friend here, 1700 01:29:03,906 --> 01:29:04,838 can you tell me where exactly he is? 1701 01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:06,039 - All right, I understand. 1702 01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:07,307 I'll be with you in just a second, for right 1703 01:29:07,309 --> 01:29:09,609 now though, please stand behind the yellow line. 1704 01:29:09,611 --> 01:29:10,844 - No no no, you don't understand, please, 1705 01:29:10,846 --> 01:29:12,446 can you just tell me which room he's in and-- 1706 01:29:12,448 --> 01:29:14,381 - Sir, behind the yellow line now. 1707 01:29:14,383 --> 01:29:15,315 - Please, just-- 1708 01:29:15,317 --> 01:29:16,483 - [Receptionist] I'm so sorry. 1709 01:29:16,485 --> 01:29:17,784 - God, get off the fucking phone, help me! 1710 01:29:17,786 --> 01:29:19,286 - Security! 1711 01:29:19,288 --> 01:29:21,788 - Okay, okay, okay, no, it's fine, I'm over here. 1712 01:29:21,790 --> 01:29:22,823 - Just sit. 1713 01:29:27,663 --> 01:29:28,628 - Fuck. 1714 01:29:56,458 --> 01:29:58,725 - [Jill] Elmo Moss? 1715 01:29:58,727 --> 01:30:03,029 - [Receptionist] He's in critical care, please take a seat. 1716 01:30:38,333 --> 01:30:39,633 - How are you? 1717 01:30:43,071 --> 01:30:44,971 Did you take a red eye, or how-- 1718 01:30:44,973 --> 01:30:49,176 - Look, just do me a favor and don't talk to me. 1719 01:30:49,178 --> 01:30:51,077 - Do you want me to sit somewhere else? 1720 01:30:51,079 --> 01:30:52,345 - I don't care. 1721 01:30:52,347 --> 01:30:53,480 - [Matt] You don't care, or you-- 1722 01:30:53,482 --> 01:30:54,314 - Just don't talk to me. 1723 01:30:54,316 --> 01:30:55,148 - Okay. 1724 01:30:55,150 --> 01:30:55,982 - [Jill] Don't talk-- 1725 01:30:55,984 --> 01:30:56,950 - Okay. 1726 01:31:33,789 --> 01:31:37,858 (gentle acoustic guitar music) 1727 01:32:15,964 --> 01:32:18,665 (music swells) 1728 01:33:15,924 --> 01:33:19,726 (dramatic orchestral music) 1729 01:33:27,869 --> 01:33:32,072 � Hide me beneath your white sky 1730 01:33:39,281 --> 01:33:43,083 � Write me a freakin' alibi 1731 01:33:50,325 --> 01:33:54,628 � Something like the Bonnie and Clyde scheme 1732 01:34:00,802 --> 01:34:04,004 � We risk it all for something better 1733 01:34:04,006 --> 01:34:08,141 � Baby is it ever what it seems 1734 01:34:34,569 --> 01:34:37,404 � My fingertips are freezing 1735 01:34:37,406 --> 01:34:40,273 � But I'll keep on believing 1736 01:34:40,275 --> 01:34:44,411 � You'll feel these hands again 1737 01:34:45,881 --> 01:34:48,748 � But something warmer's always near 1738 01:34:48,750 --> 01:34:51,551 � Found nothing yet and I'll always fear 1739 01:34:51,553 --> 01:34:55,422 � This cold world never ends 1740 01:35:20,415 --> 01:35:24,718 � Something about the way I catch your eye 1741 01:35:31,727 --> 01:35:36,029 � Wait too long just to make you try 1742 01:35:42,337 --> 01:35:46,639 � I'll wait as long as it takes To settle the tides 1743 01:35:53,048 --> 01:35:56,416 � You say I gotta get some sleep tonight 1744 01:35:56,418 --> 01:36:00,720 � Say oh baby if (mumbles) 1745 01:36:04,960 --> 01:36:07,494 � My fingertips are freezing 1746 01:36:07,496 --> 01:36:10,296 � But I'll keep on believing 1747 01:36:10,298 --> 01:36:14,434 � You'll feel these hands again 1748 01:36:16,171 --> 01:36:18,805 � But something warmer's always near 1749 01:36:18,807 --> 01:36:21,775 � Found nothing yet and I'll always fear 1750 01:36:21,777 --> 01:36:25,245 � This cold world never 1751 01:36:27,482 --> 01:36:30,116 � My fingertips are freezing 1752 01:36:30,118 --> 01:36:32,986 � But I'll keep on believing 1753 01:36:32,988 --> 01:36:37,123 � You'll feel these hands again 1754 01:36:38,727 --> 01:36:41,494 � But something warmer's always near 1755 01:36:41,496 --> 01:36:44,297 � Found nothing yet and I'll always fear 1756 01:36:44,299 --> 01:36:48,201 � This cold would never ends 1757 01:36:50,972 --> 01:36:53,640 � Call me crazy, (mumbles) 1758 01:36:53,642 --> 01:36:56,576 � Come on baby, do your thing 1759 01:36:56,578 --> 01:37:00,880 � Hold me like (mumbles) 151328