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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,626 --> 00:00:35,626 (♪ THE BEE GEES: "In The Morning") 2 00:00:48,167 --> 00:00:51,787 ♪ In the morning 3 00:00:51,917 --> 00:00:55,707 ♪ When the moon is at its rest 4 00:00:55,834 --> 00:00:59,464 ♪ You will find me 5 00:00:59,584 --> 00:01:03,334 ♪ At the time I love the best 6 00:01:03,459 --> 00:01:11,079 ♪ Watching rainbows play on sunlight 7 00:01:11,209 --> 00:01:18,749 ♪ Pools of water iced from cold night 8 00:01:18,876 --> 00:01:21,876 ♪ In the morning 9 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:29,706 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life 10 00:01:34,292 --> 00:01:38,082 ♪ In the daytime 11 00:01:38,209 --> 00:01:42,039 ♪ I will meet you as before 12 00:01:42,167 --> 00:01:45,827 ♪ You will find me 13 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:49,709 ♪ Waiting by the ocean floor 14 00:01:49,834 --> 00:01:57,464 ♪ Building castles in the shifting sands 15 00:01:57,584 --> 00:02:05,134 ♪ In a world that no one understands 16 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:08,291 ♪ In the morning 17 00:02:10,876 --> 00:02:17,456 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life 18 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:24,747 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life 19 00:02:28,417 --> 00:02:32,207 ♪ In the evening 20 00:02:32,334 --> 00:02:36,044 ♪ I will fly you to the moon 21 00:02:36,167 --> 00:02:39,827 ♪ To the top right-hand corner 22 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:43,829 ♪ Of the ceiling in my room 23 00:02:43,959 --> 00:02:47,249 ♪ Where we'll stay 24 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:51,166 ♪ Until the sun shines 25 00:02:51,292 --> 00:02:55,002 ♪ Another day 26 00:02:55,126 --> 00:02:58,876 ♪ To swing on clothes lines 27 00:02:59,001 --> 00:03:02,381 ♪ May I be yawning 28 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:11,081 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life 29 00:03:13,042 --> 00:03:18,832 ♪ 'Tis the morning of my life 30 00:03:22,792 --> 00:03:27,332 ♪ In the morning 31 00:03:30,584 --> 00:03:36,254 ♪ In the morning 32 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:45,081 ♪ In the morning ♪ 33 00:03:45,209 --> 00:03:47,209 (Drumming) 34 00:03:51,126 --> 00:03:53,916 Halt! Halt! 35 00:04:02,417 --> 00:04:04,247 Left turn! 36 00:04:05,501 --> 00:04:07,041 Right dress! 37 00:04:09,084 --> 00:04:11,084 (Boat horn honks) 38 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:25,077 (Sniffs) 39 00:04:26,084 --> 00:04:28,794 - Have you been drinking, Ornshaw? - No, sir. 40 00:04:31,626 --> 00:04:34,246 Have you been drinking whisky, Ornshaw? 41 00:04:34,376 --> 00:04:36,996 No, sir. Bron-bronchial balsam. Cough syrup. 42 00:04:37,126 --> 00:04:39,126 (Coughs) 43 00:04:41,251 --> 00:04:44,001 Smells like whisky to me, Ornshaw. 44 00:04:44,126 --> 00:04:46,666 Bad cough, sir. (Coughs) 45 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:56,502 Look at this, Ornshaw. This is what you call a clean uniform. 46 00:04:57,542 --> 00:04:58,962 Sparkling lapel badge, 47 00:04:59,084 --> 00:05:02,634 crisp-white haversack, highly buffed belt, immaculate brasswork. 48 00:05:03,417 --> 00:05:06,497 It's a credit to you, lad. It must have taken you hours. 49 00:05:06,626 --> 00:05:08,326 My mother did it, sir. 50 00:05:08,459 --> 00:05:10,459 (Brigade laughs) 51 00:05:11,334 --> 00:05:15,924 Ah, yes. We had your mother in here yesterday telling us all about you. 52 00:05:16,042 --> 00:05:17,882 Latimer, isn't it? 53 00:05:18,001 --> 00:05:21,421 It's so nice to have a better class of recruit in the ranks. 54 00:05:21,542 --> 00:05:24,252 It's her idea. I don't really know what I'm doing here. 55 00:05:24,376 --> 00:05:26,416 (Brigade laughs) 56 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:30,002 Tell your mother she's done a first-class job. 57 00:05:36,709 --> 00:05:38,709 (Shouting, cheering) 58 00:05:45,417 --> 00:05:49,167 Danny! Danny! Mummy's here! Ooo-ooo! 59 00:05:49,292 --> 00:05:50,832 Hello! 60 00:05:53,626 --> 00:05:56,916 - Would any of your friends like a lift? - Oh, I wouldn't mind. 61 00:05:59,709 --> 00:06:02,919 - Are you sure we're going your way? - 'Course you are. Honest! 62 00:06:08,126 --> 00:06:10,996 (Engine splutters, starts) 63 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:25,791 - All right for you, are we? - Oh, yeah. Just on the corner'll do fine. 64 00:06:35,042 --> 00:06:36,752 - Thank you! - (Mrs Latimer) Bye! 65 00:06:36,876 --> 00:06:38,206 Ta-ta! 66 00:06:41,459 --> 00:06:42,789 Ta-ta! 67 00:06:42,917 --> 00:06:44,917 (Engine idles) 68 00:06:50,084 --> 00:06:51,754 (Engine revs) 69 00:07:08,251 --> 00:07:10,081 (Baby cries) 70 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:16,077 (Engine stops) 71 00:07:27,542 --> 00:07:28,962 (Bottles clink) 72 00:07:30,084 --> 00:07:31,794 (Mrs Latimer) Come on, darling. 73 00:07:31,917 --> 00:07:33,417 (Door opens) 74 00:07:37,209 --> 00:07:38,579 - Thank you. - Mm. 75 00:07:40,959 --> 00:07:42,959 (Mrs Latimer chuckles) 76 00:07:44,209 --> 00:07:45,959 Mmm. 77 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,504 (Turns on radio, yawns) 78 00:07:54,751 --> 00:07:56,171 Come on, darling. 79 00:07:56,292 --> 00:07:57,632 (Choir sings on radio) 80 00:07:57,751 --> 00:08:00,211 - Morning, Dad. - Hm. 81 00:08:01,292 --> 00:08:03,382 (Switches radio channel, pop music plays) 82 00:08:03,501 --> 00:08:06,921 Neville, number 14's got a "for sale" board up. 83 00:08:07,042 --> 00:08:09,292 - What, love? - Number 14. 84 00:08:09,417 --> 00:08:10,787 What? 85 00:08:10,917 --> 00:08:12,537 (Mrs Latimer) For sale. 86 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:15,327 (Neville) Oh, not the woman with the Pakistani lodger? 87 00:08:15,459 --> 00:08:17,919 No, I don't think so. No. 88 00:08:18,042 --> 00:08:21,042 A few more paint jobs and we'll have a little King's Road. 89 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,827 (Rocket grates on stand) 90 00:08:22,959 --> 00:08:26,249 Love, would you, please? And that bit there. 91 00:08:26,376 --> 00:08:27,706 It's in the way. 92 00:08:29,584 --> 00:08:33,294 I was only thinking the other day, we've got two architects living in the road. 93 00:08:33,417 --> 00:08:35,957 Two accountants. Three counting yourself, Neville. 94 00:08:36,084 --> 00:08:39,674 - Then, of course, there's the two actors. - A couple of pansies, they are. 95 00:08:41,126 --> 00:08:42,996 We don't know that, Neville, do we? 96 00:08:43,542 --> 00:08:44,882 (Paper rustles) 97 00:08:46,376 --> 00:08:48,036 I went to the BB this morning. 98 00:08:49,251 --> 00:08:50,751 What, love? Good morning. 99 00:08:50,876 --> 00:08:53,996 - The BB. - Oh. How was it? 100 00:08:54,126 --> 00:08:56,416 - Not bad. - Good. 101 00:08:57,501 --> 00:08:59,171 What does it stand for, BB? 102 00:08:59,292 --> 00:09:02,582 - Boys'... - Boys' Brigade. You know what BB is. 103 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,539 - Hm. Thought that had died out years ago. - I quite... 104 00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:09,787 Love, do you think it's a good thing for him to be going to all these things? 105 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:13,627 Honestly, it gets quite comical the things that you thrust on him. 106 00:09:13,751 --> 00:09:17,421 Oh, Nev, it's important for him to meet all sorts of people. 107 00:09:18,084 --> 00:09:21,334 You know, I think I'll cook something special for Wednesday. 108 00:09:21,459 --> 00:09:25,209 Oh, by the way, I've invited, er, Betty and George over for dinner. 109 00:09:25,334 --> 00:09:26,924 - Really? - Mm. 110 00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:28,382 Might be quite nice. 111 00:09:29,626 --> 00:09:31,956 (Mrs Latimer) It'll be nice for Daniel, too. 112 00:09:32,084 --> 00:09:33,674 A nice grown-up dinner party. 113 00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:35,132 (Neville) Right. 114 00:09:35,251 --> 00:09:38,171 (Mrs Latimer) It's about time he mixed with our friends. 115 00:09:41,751 --> 00:09:44,581 - What the hell are you doing? - (Yelps) 116 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:48,461 - You could set me on fire! - Daniel, how could you?! 117 00:09:48,584 --> 00:09:50,214 Oh, Daniel! 118 00:09:52,042 --> 00:09:54,712 Oh! How... 119 00:09:54,834 --> 00:09:58,044 - Oh, how could you? - Damn good job it wasn't the supplement. 120 00:09:58,167 --> 00:10:00,167 Now, don't get hysterical, Neville. 121 00:10:00,292 --> 00:10:02,172 Daniel, off to your room. 122 00:10:02,292 --> 00:10:04,712 I'll brain him! It's you! 123 00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:09,544 I'm sure it's you and your damn stupid ideas...that bloody...! 124 00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:13,207 You're not such a shining influence on him yourself, you know. 125 00:10:14,417 --> 00:10:16,247 Not a shining influence at all! 126 00:10:17,292 --> 00:10:18,632 (Door slams) 127 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:22,381 Any old rag! 128 00:10:22,501 --> 00:10:25,081 Old rags and lumber! 129 00:10:30,876 --> 00:10:32,876 (Children chatter) 130 00:10:39,126 --> 00:10:40,666 (Rag and bone man) Any old iron. 131 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,792 (Children chatter) 132 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:54,831 (Rag and bone man) Give us a chance. Hold on a minute... 133 00:10:56,459 --> 00:11:00,579 Don't mix and match. All right, in a minute. All right, shh. 134 00:11:01,459 --> 00:11:04,629 What have you got, love? Here we are. 135 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:07,711 Oh, can, can I have one of those, please? A goldfish, please. 136 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:13,001 Sorry, love. Not for this. See if you've got anything else at home, eh? 137 00:11:13,126 --> 00:11:18,286 Quiet! Shut up for a minute. I've got to get this stuff on the cart. 138 00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:31,539 - You know he's a... - Can't turn himself away from the pub... 139 00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:33,667 (Children shout, chatter) 140 00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:42,132 Ah, that's more like it. 141 00:11:44,792 --> 00:11:47,212 There we are. A nice suntanned one for you. 142 00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:50,879 - (Boy) Can I have a goldfish, mister? - No, no. 143 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,381 (Children shout) 144 00:11:59,209 --> 00:12:01,959 Danny, you really are terribly naughty. 145 00:12:02,084 --> 00:12:04,464 What did you want to go and do a thing like that...? 146 00:12:04,584 --> 00:12:06,384 Darling, what's that supposed to be? 147 00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:11,384 It's not quite finished yet. It still needs quite a bit of work on the chest. 148 00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:15,631 But, darling, you used to do nice pictures of Grandma and the giraffe at the zoo. 149 00:12:15,751 --> 00:12:18,541 Oh, and do you remember that nice policeman you painted? 150 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:21,377 I've done all those things. I want to try something new. 151 00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:25,417 Darling, where on earth did you get this? 152 00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:27,332 Oh, a boy gave it to me at school. 153 00:12:28,209 --> 00:12:31,539 I wanted to paint a nude and I didn't quite know what they looked like. 154 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,167 So, he gave me this. 155 00:12:35,251 --> 00:12:37,381 Well, she's got a very nice face. 156 00:12:40,584 --> 00:12:43,334 Oh, darling, did Daddy break your rocket? 157 00:12:43,459 --> 00:12:44,999 Oh, dear. 158 00:12:45,126 --> 00:12:48,826 - Never mind. Let's see if we can fix it. - I'd rather do that, please. 159 00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:52,209 No, no, no, darling. You fix your rocket. Let Mummy have it. 160 00:12:52,334 --> 00:12:56,794 Come on. Let me... Oh! Oh, darling, your lovely... 161 00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:58,997 Oh, never mind. 162 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:02,376 Now, you fix your rocket and I'll do an early lunch, 163 00:13:02,501 --> 00:13:04,381 and I'll come up and help you, all right? 164 00:13:09,792 --> 00:13:12,002 Splash-down after lunch, then. 165 00:13:14,501 --> 00:13:16,501 ("Frère Jacques" plays on recorder) 166 00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:26,667 Melody, are you playing that penny whistle? 167 00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:29,132 (Melody) Yes. And it's a recorder. 168 00:13:29,251 --> 00:13:31,711 Anyway, Miss Fairfax says I've got to practise. 169 00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:35,134 I don't care. If you don't come out of there, I shall bust myself. 170 00:13:35,251 --> 00:13:36,581 (Melody) All right. 171 00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:45,881 (Drawer opens and slams) 172 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:50,246 Go down to the pub and ask your dad for some money for ice cream 173 00:13:50,376 --> 00:13:51,916 or else you won't get no sweets. 174 00:13:52,042 --> 00:13:53,382 All right. 175 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,209 (♪ THE BEE GEES: "Melody Fair") 176 00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:26,379 ♪ Who is the girl with the crying face 177 00:14:26,501 --> 00:14:30,631 ♪ Looking at millions of signs? 178 00:14:32,084 --> 00:14:37,754 ♪ She knows that life is a running race 179 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:41,036 ♪ Her face shouldn't show any sign 180 00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:46,917 ♪ Melody Fair, won't you comb your hair? 181 00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:51,252 ♪ You can be beautiful too 182 00:14:51,376 --> 00:14:55,166 ♪ Melody Fair 183 00:14:55,292 --> 00:15:02,832 ♪ Remember you're only a woman 184 00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:06,789 ♪ Melody Fair 185 00:15:06,917 --> 00:15:14,627 ♪ Remember you're only a girl 186 00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:22,039 ♪ Ah 187 00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:27,747 ♪ Who is the girl at the window pane 188 00:15:27,876 --> 00:15:32,166 ♪ Watching the rain falling down? 189 00:15:33,876 --> 00:15:39,206 ♪ Melody, life isn't like the rain 190 00:15:39,334 --> 00:15:42,674 ♪ It's just like a merry-go-round 191 00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:47,292 ♪ Melody Fair, won't you comb your hair? 192 00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:52,792 ♪ You can be beautiful too 193 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:56,787 ♪ Melody Fair 194 00:15:56,917 --> 00:16:04,457 ♪ Remember you're only a woman 195 00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:08,464 ♪ Melody Fair 196 00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:15,424 ♪ Remember you're only a girl 197 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,632 (Music drowns speech) 198 00:16:17,751 --> 00:16:25,291 ♪ Ah, ah, ah 199 00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:32,417 ♪ Ah... ♪ 200 00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:33,882 (Door slams) 201 00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:36,001 (Birds chirp) 202 00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:39,827 (Children shout, chatter) 203 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,536 (Girl) You lazy bum! 204 00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:49,129 - (Boy 2) Come on! - (Boy 3) Come on! Hurry up! 205 00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:51,251 (School bell rings) 206 00:17:07,209 --> 00:17:09,209 (Shouting, chatter) 207 00:17:10,126 --> 00:17:11,456 Come on. Come along. 208 00:17:19,459 --> 00:17:21,459 (Shouting drowns speech) 209 00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:55,542 (Chatter) 210 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,077 Up. 211 00:18:07,626 --> 00:18:09,126 (Blows nose) 212 00:18:09,251 --> 00:18:11,131 (Pupils) Ugh. 213 00:18:11,251 --> 00:18:13,081 (indistinct chatter) 214 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:26,672 The Jewish boys may now leave for private study. 215 00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:28,502 O'Leary, Ornshaw. 216 00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:37,834 O'Leary, I trust you've informed the Holy Father of your sudden change of faith. 217 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:42,209 As for you, Ornshaw, you may have rushed to Matzos after my lesson. 218 00:18:42,334 --> 00:18:44,504 (Girl 2 snickers) 219 00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:48,956 And Jesus said take up Thy bed and walk. 220 00:18:51,001 --> 00:18:55,631 And Jesus said take up Thy bed and walk. 221 00:18:57,167 --> 00:19:00,827 Now, does anybody know the name of the man Our Lord was referring to? 222 00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:03,997 No? 223 00:19:04,126 --> 00:19:08,326 Well, does anybody know which of the disciples were with Jesus at the time? 224 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,957 Does anyone know who the disciples were? 225 00:19:22,209 --> 00:19:24,879 Does anybody know who Jesus was? 226 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,459 (Shouting) 227 00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:39,174 Whoo-hoo! 228 00:19:54,042 --> 00:19:55,632 (Boy 4) Leonard! 229 00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:05,577 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la 230 00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:12,384 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la la 231 00:20:13,792 --> 00:20:20,132 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la 232 00:20:20,709 --> 00:20:27,169 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la la 233 00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:33,959 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la 234 00:20:35,126 --> 00:20:41,496 ♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la la ♪ 235 00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:50,542 Robert Sinclair, she fancies you! 236 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,292 I don't. 237 00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:55,167 Oh, Peggy, come here! 238 00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:59,709 (Girls) Oh, no! 239 00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:01,834 (indistinct chatter) 240 00:21:06,042 --> 00:21:08,042 (Chatter) 241 00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:14,964 - Been out with your boyfriend, have you? - Have one every night. 242 00:21:15,084 --> 00:21:16,544 Do you kiss boys, Muriel? 243 00:21:17,626 --> 00:21:19,286 'Course, if I like 'em enough. 244 00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:21,127 Aren't you frightened? 245 00:21:21,251 --> 00:21:25,171 Oh, why should I be frightened? It's quite nice when you get used to it. 246 00:21:25,292 --> 00:21:26,962 - Yeah, you'd know. - (Girls) Ooh! 247 00:21:27,084 --> 00:21:30,004 How long do you kiss for, Muriel? 248 00:21:30,126 --> 00:21:32,996 It depends how I feel. Five minutes sometimes. 249 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,786 - Cool! - World record! 250 00:21:34,917 --> 00:21:36,707 You're lucky, Muriel. 251 00:21:37,292 --> 00:21:41,212 How did you do it? You know, the first time you ever kissed a boy? 252 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:45,167 Don't know, really. I never used to kiss boys. 253 00:21:45,292 --> 00:21:47,672 I always thought kissing 'em would bring babies. 254 00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:49,462 (Laughter) 255 00:21:49,584 --> 00:21:52,084 Cos they're boys, Muriel? 256 00:21:52,209 --> 00:21:53,999 Can you spare me one? 257 00:21:55,126 --> 00:21:57,126 (Chatter) 258 00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,667 (Chatter stops) 259 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,002 (Drops board rubber) 260 00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:20,327 Sorry. 261 00:22:25,292 --> 00:22:26,632 (Laughter) 262 00:22:26,751 --> 00:22:28,171 (Laughter stops) 263 00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:37,037 (Coughs) 264 00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:40,707 Right, now today we're gonna cover WIC. 265 00:22:40,834 --> 00:22:43,254 Wellington's Iberian Campaign. 266 00:22:44,209 --> 00:22:46,249 To make things easier for you in the exams, 267 00:22:46,376 --> 00:22:49,206 I am going to give you a little memory maxim. 268 00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:53,254 Saucy turtles make terrible bath mats, Charlie. 269 00:22:53,376 --> 00:22:54,706 (Laughter) 270 00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:56,464 Quiet. 271 00:22:58,501 --> 00:23:05,631 Saucy turtles make terrible bath mats, Charlie. 272 00:23:06,876 --> 00:23:08,206 Right, now, then. 273 00:23:08,334 --> 00:23:11,674 The "S" stands for the landing at Serena. "T", the Battle of Talavera. 274 00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:14,672 "M", he advance to Madrid. "T", the Lines of Torres Vedras. 275 00:23:14,792 --> 00:23:17,462 "B", Battle of Buçaco. "M", the French General Masséna. 276 00:23:17,584 --> 00:23:19,674 And "C" is the Battle of Ciudad Rodrigo. 277 00:23:19,792 --> 00:23:21,132 Yes, Ornshaw? 278 00:23:21,251 --> 00:23:24,791 Sir, what was Wellington doing in Spain in the first place? 279 00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:28,292 Because Ornshaw he was. That's why. 280 00:23:28,417 --> 00:23:30,497 I'm sorry, sir, but I don't understand why. 281 00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:31,996 Don't be impudent, Ornshaw. 282 00:23:32,126 --> 00:23:35,706 I can't keep the brighter boys behind just because of you laggers-back, 283 00:23:35,834 --> 00:23:37,794 so put your hand down and keep quiet. 284 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:41,537 This is supposed to be a history lesson, not 20 questions. (Chuckles) 285 00:23:43,001 --> 00:23:45,251 Right, now all of you take this down. 286 00:23:45,376 --> 00:23:47,376 Roman numeral one. 287 00:23:47,501 --> 00:23:51,501 Saucy turtles make terrible bath mats, Charlie. 288 00:23:51,626 --> 00:23:53,626 (Shouting) 289 00:23:58,167 --> 00:23:59,497 (Ornshaw) Come on! 290 00:24:06,042 --> 00:24:08,132 Up. Come on. 291 00:24:57,209 --> 00:24:59,419 (indistinct chatter) 292 00:24:59,542 --> 00:25:01,542 (Boy 5) Do you think it'll work this time? 293 00:25:03,542 --> 00:25:05,582 (Boy 6) Bit more fuse and we're laughing. 294 00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:13,584 - Hey, look. A bloody spy. - Where? 295 00:25:13,709 --> 00:25:15,329 (Boy 7) There. 296 00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:20,384 Go on, Curly, buzz off! 297 00:25:20,501 --> 00:25:22,881 (Boy 8) Hop it! Go on, hop it! 298 00:25:23,792 --> 00:25:26,582 We don't want you here. It's confidential. 299 00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:29,126 Yes, it's confidential. 300 00:25:29,251 --> 00:25:33,041 - (Boy 9) Shove off, will ya? - Oh, leave him alone. He's all right. 301 00:25:33,709 --> 00:25:36,249 (Boy 10) And let him learn my secrets? Not likely. 302 00:25:36,376 --> 00:25:39,576 No, you better not let him learn your secrets. 303 00:25:39,709 --> 00:25:41,419 Look, it's not bloody Cape Kennedy. 304 00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:44,292 It's only an Ovaltine can with a bit of weed killer in it. 305 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:47,207 It's not. I'll show you. Hold it. 306 00:25:53,042 --> 00:25:55,502 Ah, you're barmy! That'll never work! 307 00:25:55,626 --> 00:25:56,956 (Boy 11) It'll go out! 308 00:25:57,917 --> 00:26:00,457 Take cover! 309 00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:03,626 (Hissing, crackling) 310 00:26:12,959 --> 00:26:14,379 (Popping) 311 00:26:15,584 --> 00:26:17,634 (Laughter, jeering) 312 00:26:17,751 --> 00:26:19,921 (Chatter) 313 00:26:20,042 --> 00:26:21,882 (Ornshaw) What a wet one! 314 00:26:22,001 --> 00:26:24,001 (Chatter) 315 00:26:27,584 --> 00:26:29,584 (Jeering) 316 00:26:35,584 --> 00:26:37,214 (Chatter) 317 00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:39,504 I've got a banger that goes better than that. 318 00:26:43,292 --> 00:26:45,502 (Ornshaw) Well, last one on the bus is a queer. 319 00:26:53,959 --> 00:26:55,379 (Tyres screech) 320 00:26:55,501 --> 00:26:57,501 (Chatter) 321 00:27:01,459 --> 00:27:03,459 (Shouting) 322 00:27:10,001 --> 00:27:11,581 (Shouting) 323 00:27:13,959 --> 00:27:15,499 - Get out of here! - (Bell dings) 324 00:27:15,626 --> 00:27:17,626 (Shouting) 325 00:27:25,917 --> 00:27:27,327 Going home? 326 00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:31,077 You don't have to go home yet, do you? 327 00:27:31,209 --> 00:27:33,289 Should really. 328 00:27:33,417 --> 00:27:36,417 Don't see why, though. It'd be nice to go somewhere. 329 00:27:38,709 --> 00:27:41,579 I've got an hour. We could go up west if you like. 330 00:27:41,709 --> 00:27:45,079 It'll only take about an hour. Oi, watch it! You're pushing! 331 00:27:45,209 --> 00:27:47,169 We'll be there and back within an hour. 332 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,539 - OK. - Come on. 333 00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:53,167 Oh, I don't believe ya. 334 00:28:02,667 --> 00:28:04,997 (♪ THE BEE GEES: "Give Your Best") 335 00:28:08,126 --> 00:28:10,496 ♪ I'm just a clown 336 00:28:10,626 --> 00:28:13,536 ♪ That used to run around 337 00:28:14,542 --> 00:28:18,752 ♪ I used to have a million friends 338 00:28:20,917 --> 00:28:25,707 ♪ I used to start where everybody ends 339 00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:30,584 ♪ But I just give my best to my friends 340 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,329 (Music drowns speech) 341 00:28:32,459 --> 00:28:35,879 ♪ I've done my shows 342 00:28:36,001 --> 00:28:38,791 ♪ Everybody knows 343 00:28:39,709 --> 00:28:43,789 ♪ I nearly sold all my clothes 344 00:28:45,626 --> 00:28:48,376 ♪ One man can give 345 00:28:48,501 --> 00:28:50,881 ♪ Another has to lend 346 00:28:51,001 --> 00:28:55,461 ♪ So I just give my best to my friends 347 00:28:55,584 --> 00:28:57,294 ♪ And so you should 348 00:28:58,501 --> 00:29:03,671 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right 349 00:29:04,792 --> 00:29:10,132 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night 350 00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:12,922 ♪ You've had your peace 351 00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:16,172 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight 352 00:29:17,292 --> 00:29:21,422 ♪ Just give your best to your friends 353 00:29:23,709 --> 00:29:25,829 ♪I I'm just a clown 354 00:29:25,959 --> 00:29:28,249 ♪ That used to run around 355 00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:34,171 ♪ I used to have a million friends 356 00:29:36,251 --> 00:29:41,131 ♪ I used to start where everybody ends 357 00:29:41,251 --> 00:29:46,171 ♪I So I just give my best to my friends 358 00:29:48,876 --> 00:29:55,036 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right 359 00:29:55,167 --> 00:30:01,207 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night 360 00:30:01,334 --> 00:30:03,214 ♪ You've had your peace 361 00:30:03,334 --> 00:30:06,634 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight 362 00:30:07,709 --> 00:30:10,579 ♪ Just give your best to your friends 363 00:30:28,834 --> 00:30:30,674 (Laughter) 364 00:30:39,126 --> 00:30:44,206 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right 365 00:30:45,501 --> 00:30:50,671 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night 366 00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:53,957 ♪ You've had your peace 367 00:30:54,084 --> 00:30:56,884 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight 368 00:30:57,917 --> 00:31:01,997 I Just give your best to your friends 369 00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:07,626 ♪ And just give your best to your friends ♪ 370 00:31:09,209 --> 00:31:10,579 (Ornshaw exhales) 371 00:31:13,459 --> 00:31:15,829 - You got the time? - (Man) Erm, ten past five. 372 00:31:24,626 --> 00:31:25,956 (Daniel) Taxi! 373 00:31:27,876 --> 00:31:30,916 You've gotta be joking. You can't get a taxi. 374 00:31:31,042 --> 00:31:34,172 It'll cost a fortune. I've only got one and two. 375 00:31:41,542 --> 00:31:43,172 (Brakes squeak, engine idles) 376 00:31:51,751 --> 00:31:53,581 (Clears throat) 377 00:32:07,376 --> 00:32:08,786 (Driver) Thanks, mate. 378 00:32:08,917 --> 00:32:10,667 (Daniel) Keep the change. 379 00:32:15,042 --> 00:32:16,422 Be seeing you, then. 380 00:32:17,376 --> 00:32:19,876 I suppose you've seen the film down at the Odeon. 381 00:32:20,001 --> 00:32:21,881 What, the Cypriot one? 382 00:32:22,001 --> 00:32:25,171 - No, the space one. - No, I haven't seen it. 383 00:32:25,292 --> 00:32:28,672 If you like, you can come to tea and then we can go and see it. 384 00:32:28,792 --> 00:32:30,332 No, I can't. I've gotta go home. 385 00:32:33,042 --> 00:32:35,332 I reckon I can get the money for both of us. 386 00:32:35,459 --> 00:32:37,669 My uncle George came to tea last Sunday. 387 00:32:38,334 --> 00:32:40,174 He always leaves me some money. 388 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,829 We could use that if you like. 389 00:32:42,959 --> 00:32:45,209 No, I can't. I've gotta go. See ya! 390 00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:48,077 It's dead easy, really. 391 00:32:48,209 --> 00:32:50,169 I can easily get some more money. 392 00:32:51,209 --> 00:32:54,289 Look, I don't want your bloody money! Now, go on! Buzz off! 393 00:33:03,751 --> 00:33:05,921 Look, it's not that I don't wanna go with you. 394 00:33:06,042 --> 00:33:08,962 Y-you see, I have to go home. 395 00:33:09,917 --> 00:33:11,667 It's my granddad. 396 00:33:11,792 --> 00:33:15,962 He goes mad if I don't get his rotten sausages on the boil. 397 00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:19,037 It's my granddad. 398 00:33:19,167 --> 00:33:21,167 Can't anyone else do it? Your... 399 00:33:21,292 --> 00:33:22,632 No. 400 00:33:27,042 --> 00:33:28,712 Perhaps we can go another night. 401 00:33:30,959 --> 00:33:32,579 (Can clatters) 402 00:33:33,959 --> 00:33:36,459 I'm sure my mum would come round and give you a hand. 403 00:33:36,584 --> 00:33:39,584 No. She'd have a nightmare if she saw our place. 404 00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:42,579 She's always talking about people like... 405 00:33:44,334 --> 00:33:47,584 She'd come round, I know, and help with the washing-up 406 00:33:47,709 --> 00:33:50,039 and put your granddad's sausages on. 407 00:33:50,167 --> 00:33:51,747 No! 408 00:33:51,876 --> 00:33:54,916 He'd have a heart attack if your old lady came round. 409 00:33:56,376 --> 00:33:58,416 - You think she would? - I'm sure. 410 00:33:59,417 --> 00:34:02,917 Yeah. he could do with a heart attack. It'd do him good! 411 00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:04,462 (Both laugh) 412 00:34:05,251 --> 00:34:07,251 (Chatter) 413 00:34:15,876 --> 00:34:17,876 (Shouting) 414 00:34:19,667 --> 00:34:21,667 (Piano music, teacher sings) 415 00:34:23,876 --> 00:34:25,876 (indistinct chatter) 416 00:34:32,167 --> 00:34:34,167 (Teacher sings) 417 00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:37,672 (Laughs) 418 00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:24,964 Girls, we have three ardent admirers of the dance. 419 00:35:25,084 --> 00:35:26,834 (Laughter) 420 00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:29,754 Maureen, Peggy, Muriel. 421 00:35:29,876 --> 00:35:31,456 Come here, would you? 422 00:35:36,751 --> 00:35:41,041 Right. Now, girls, perhaps you'll take the gentlemen through their paces. 423 00:35:41,167 --> 00:35:43,707 - Miss Pocock, continue. - (Plays piano and sings) 424 00:35:43,834 --> 00:35:46,424 One two three, one two three, one two... 425 00:35:46,542 --> 00:35:49,462 Arms up, please, gentlemen. One two three. 426 00:35:49,584 --> 00:35:54,754 Arms up, gentlemen, or Mr Dicks will have to hear about this little escapade. 427 00:35:58,167 --> 00:36:01,127 Girls, don't... Grace. 428 00:36:01,251 --> 00:36:02,961 Think of Isadora! 429 00:36:05,709 --> 00:36:08,209 Boys, energy, energy. 430 00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:10,294 Use your bodies. 431 00:36:10,417 --> 00:36:12,327 Think of Nijinsky. 432 00:36:12,459 --> 00:36:14,129 Free yourselves! 433 00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:19,289 Use your bodies, girls. 434 00:36:19,417 --> 00:36:21,787 Gracefully, gracefully. 435 00:36:22,626 --> 00:36:24,626 (Shouting, cheering) 436 00:36:29,376 --> 00:36:31,376 (Laughter) 437 00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:52,376 (Birds chirp) 438 00:36:55,709 --> 00:36:58,829 - (Peggy) Wait! Rhoda! - (Rhoda) OK, I'll walk slowly. 439 00:36:59,626 --> 00:37:02,326 (indistinct chatter) 440 00:37:02,459 --> 00:37:05,749 - Here it is. - Oh, wait. Wait. 441 00:37:09,876 --> 00:37:11,826 (indistinct chatter) 442 00:37:11,959 --> 00:37:15,749 - (Peggy) Make sure nobody's coming. - (Rhoda) I am! Ain't he lovely? 443 00:37:17,459 --> 00:37:20,419 (Peggy) No one's watching. Show us how you kiss him. 444 00:37:20,542 --> 00:37:24,422 - Oh, go on. - Go on! Quick! 445 00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:25,922 (Peggy) Go on! 446 00:37:26,042 --> 00:37:27,502 (Laughter) 447 00:37:27,626 --> 00:37:29,286 (Peggy) Isn't he lovely? 448 00:37:29,417 --> 00:37:31,287 (Rhoda) I think he's got a lovely face. 449 00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:33,707 - (Laughter) - (Branch snaps) 450 00:37:34,917 --> 00:37:36,957 (Whispers) Shh! Someone's watching us. 451 00:37:44,084 --> 00:37:45,424 (Whistles) 452 00:37:45,542 --> 00:37:47,542 (Laughter) 453 00:37:49,626 --> 00:37:52,496 - (Rhoda) He's a coward! Let's go. - (Muriel) Oh, wait! 454 00:37:52,626 --> 00:37:54,996 - (Daniel whistles) - (Peggy) Come on, Muriel. 455 00:38:03,876 --> 00:38:05,206 Stupid cat. 456 00:38:17,292 --> 00:38:19,292 (Dog barks) 457 00:38:32,376 --> 00:38:33,786 (Oven door slams) 458 00:38:34,584 --> 00:38:35,924 (Tuts) 459 00:38:45,709 --> 00:38:47,829 Mum, you did promise. 460 00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:51,379 And his grandfather's a very old man. You did say you would. 461 00:38:51,501 --> 00:38:53,131 Oh, I know I promised, darling, 462 00:38:53,251 --> 00:38:56,631 but they've called this emergency meeting at the Women's Institute. 463 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,921 I can't let them down now, can I? 464 00:38:59,042 --> 00:39:01,542 You do understand, darling, don't you, hm? 465 00:39:03,167 --> 00:39:04,497 Mm. 466 00:39:05,542 --> 00:39:07,422 Perhaps another day, sweetie, yeah? 467 00:39:08,042 --> 00:39:10,212 Oh! Kiss Mummy goodbye. Come on. 468 00:39:12,209 --> 00:39:13,539 Mmm. 469 00:39:13,667 --> 00:39:15,457 Now, don't watch too much television 470 00:39:15,584 --> 00:39:17,794 and wash that cup up for me, sweetie, will you? 471 00:39:19,709 --> 00:39:21,669 - (Door opens, closes) - (Cat meows) 472 00:39:24,709 --> 00:39:26,709 (Baby cries) 473 00:39:33,001 --> 00:39:34,331 She couldn't come. 474 00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:38,584 She had to go to a stupid old meeting. 475 00:39:40,501 --> 00:39:42,001 (Sighs) 476 00:39:42,126 --> 00:39:44,036 It was rather urgent, though. 477 00:39:47,751 --> 00:39:49,331 But I've come instead. 478 00:39:50,792 --> 00:39:54,882 So I'll help you put the... Granddad's dinner on. 479 00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:57,501 And do the washing-up. Anything you like. 480 00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:16,542 (Chatter) 481 00:40:23,167 --> 00:40:25,167 (Chatter) 482 00:40:42,167 --> 00:40:43,577 Mornin'. 483 00:40:46,167 --> 00:40:47,667 Here ya are. 484 00:40:47,792 --> 00:40:49,792 (Raucous chatter) 485 00:40:57,917 --> 00:40:59,917 (Chatter continues) 486 00:41:33,001 --> 00:41:37,001 I will not start assembly until I have quiet. 487 00:41:38,084 --> 00:41:39,544 Quiet! 488 00:41:41,292 --> 00:41:42,962 (Bell rings) 489 00:41:44,584 --> 00:41:45,924 (Chatter stops) 490 00:41:46,042 --> 00:41:49,292 We will now sing hymn number... 491 00:41:50,917 --> 00:41:53,037 ...65 in your hymn books. 492 00:41:56,084 --> 00:41:57,834 (Piano starts) 493 00:41:57,959 --> 00:42:02,749 ♪ Holy, Holy, Holy 494 00:42:02,876 --> 00:42:07,956 ♪ Lord God, Almighty 495 00:42:08,084 --> 00:42:12,134 ♪ Early in the morning 496 00:42:12,251 --> 00:42:16,831 ♪ Our song shall to Thee 497 00:42:16,959 --> 00:42:18,289 (Singing drowns speech) 498 00:42:18,417 --> 00:42:22,247 ♪ Holy, Holy, Holy 499 00:42:22,376 --> 00:42:27,036 ♪ Merciful and mighty 500 00:42:27,167 --> 00:42:31,787 ♪ God in three persons 501 00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:36,327 ♪ Blessed Trinity 502 00:42:36,792 --> 00:42:41,922 ♪ Holy, Holy, Holy 503 00:42:42,042 --> 00:42:47,132 ♪ All the saints adore Thee 504 00:42:47,251 --> 00:42:51,421 ♪ Casting down their golden crowns 505 00:42:51,542 --> 00:42:56,962 ♪ Around the glassy sea 506 00:42:57,084 --> 00:43:01,884 ♪ Cherubim and Seraphim 507 00:43:02,001 --> 00:43:06,291 ♪ Falling down before Thee 508 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:11,167 ♪ Which wert and art 509 00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:15,922 ♪ And evermore shalt be ♪ 510 00:43:30,459 --> 00:43:32,459 (Tuba scales play) 511 00:43:42,792 --> 00:43:44,792 (Cello end pin knocks on floor) 512 00:43:55,917 --> 00:43:57,537 (Girls giggle) 513 00:43:58,751 --> 00:44:00,381 - You know the other day... - I know. 514 00:44:00,501 --> 00:44:03,671 He got one pea and shot it in the back of my neck. 515 00:44:03,792 --> 00:44:06,172 - (Rhoda chuckles) - (Melody) It went down my back. 516 00:44:06,292 --> 00:44:08,422 (Both giggle) 517 00:44:10,667 --> 00:44:13,707 You know that one when he went shooting right past me. 518 00:44:13,834 --> 00:44:15,334 Knocked me flying. 519 00:44:16,959 --> 00:44:18,459 (Both giggle) 520 00:44:18,584 --> 00:44:20,174 - I was... - (Door opens) 521 00:44:28,459 --> 00:44:29,959 (Door closes) 522 00:44:31,084 --> 00:44:32,424 Rhoda. 523 00:44:33,959 --> 00:44:35,539 (Whispers) Good luck. 524 00:44:37,876 --> 00:44:39,376 (Door closes) 525 00:44:54,042 --> 00:44:56,042 (Plays scales) 526 00:45:09,167 --> 00:45:11,167 (Plays "Frère Jacques") 527 00:45:15,917 --> 00:45:17,917 (Both play "Frère Jacques") 528 00:45:48,751 --> 00:45:51,001 (Mouths song words) 529 00:45:58,042 --> 00:45:59,502 (Door opens) 530 00:46:02,084 --> 00:46:06,004 Daniel, run this note over to Mr Dicks for me, would you, please? 531 00:46:16,751 --> 00:46:18,381 (Door closes) 532 00:46:22,042 --> 00:46:23,462 (Cello clatters) 533 00:46:51,626 --> 00:46:53,956 (Laughter) 534 00:46:58,751 --> 00:47:00,381 (Guffaws) 535 00:47:00,501 --> 00:47:01,921 (Laughter) 536 00:47:03,459 --> 00:47:05,329 (Mrs Latimer) I mean, really! 537 00:47:05,459 --> 00:47:07,289 (Chuckles) 538 00:47:10,834 --> 00:47:12,834 (Laughter continues) 539 00:47:13,876 --> 00:47:15,246 (Neville clears throat) 540 00:47:15,376 --> 00:47:18,746 Hm, this is the first time I've ever made this, Betty. How do you like it? 541 00:47:18,876 --> 00:47:20,286 (Betty) Oh, it's beautiful! 542 00:47:20,417 --> 00:47:24,167 So, I said, "If he's ready for a partnership, well, so am I." 543 00:47:24,292 --> 00:47:26,542 Well, he can't be more than 28, 29, can he? 544 00:47:26,667 --> 00:47:29,417 No. I remember when he was Daniel's age. Do you know...? 545 00:47:29,542 --> 00:47:34,422 I mean, it's absolutely amazing the things one hears doing social welfare. 546 00:47:34,542 --> 00:47:36,582 Well, eat your lasagne, darling. Come on. 547 00:47:36,709 --> 00:47:40,419 - How are you getting on at school? - Oh, wonderfully. 548 00:47:40,542 --> 00:47:42,332 Come on. Eat up, eat up. 549 00:47:42,459 --> 00:47:46,669 I mean, for instance, there's this Mrs Murphy I visit every Thursday. 550 00:47:46,792 --> 00:47:49,712 Just two rooms in Packington Street. 551 00:47:49,834 --> 00:47:51,464 - Yes? - I want some bread. 552 00:47:52,084 --> 00:47:56,084 - Eight children and she's not yet 30! - (George laughs) 553 00:47:56,209 --> 00:47:59,959 - Not crispbread. I don't like crispbread. - (Betty) I don't know how you do it. 554 00:48:00,084 --> 00:48:03,634 - Really? - Oh! What do you say to her? 555 00:48:03,751 --> 00:48:05,381 I want white bread. 556 00:48:05,501 --> 00:48:08,501 I know he's related, but you can't say I haven't stuck to it. 557 00:48:08,626 --> 00:48:11,536 - Oh, but have you stuck to it...? - (George laughs) 558 00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:13,997 - They're so oblivious to it all. - To the squalor? 559 00:48:14,126 --> 00:48:16,496 Look, he doesn't like brown crispbread, either. 560 00:48:16,626 --> 00:48:19,496 - To the squalor, to the birth control. - He hasn't eaten his. 561 00:48:20,959 --> 00:48:23,789 She thinks all she has to do is ask God for help. 562 00:48:23,917 --> 00:48:25,327 (Guffaws) 563 00:48:25,459 --> 00:48:27,379 And her troubles will go with praying. 564 00:48:27,501 --> 00:48:29,751 Just by putting her hands together. 565 00:48:29,876 --> 00:48:32,826 It's not just the hands she should put together. 566 00:48:32,959 --> 00:48:35,289 (Laughter) 567 00:48:38,709 --> 00:48:42,169 Oh, Neville! Neville, not in front of Daniel, darling. 568 00:48:43,209 --> 00:48:45,749 - All right, love? - Yes, thanks. Excuse me. 569 00:48:46,834 --> 00:48:50,714 Oh, dar-ling! Well, fetch a cloth, sweetheart. Quickly. Come along. 570 00:48:50,834 --> 00:48:52,714 - I'm sorry. - That's how it goes. 571 00:48:52,834 --> 00:48:56,504 But it's not her fault, really. It's her religion. It's that Pope again. 572 00:48:56,626 --> 00:48:58,956 (Chuckles) Can I have your plates, please? 573 00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:02,211 His Holiness gets the credit for every unexpected baby 574 00:49:02,334 --> 00:49:04,834 that arrives between here and Camden Town. 575 00:49:04,959 --> 00:49:06,749 Well, mop it up, darling. 576 00:49:06,876 --> 00:49:10,286 (Mrs Latimer) They honestly think family planning is done in heaven. 577 00:49:10,417 --> 00:49:12,377 (Chuckles) Come on, darling. 578 00:49:13,917 --> 00:49:17,207 Oh, Daniel, darling, you haven't finished your dinner. Never mind. 579 00:49:17,917 --> 00:49:20,247 - (Betty) Lovely dinner. - (Mrs Latimer) Good. 580 00:49:20,376 --> 00:49:23,956 Neville, if I put the car in, do I get double relief? 581 00:49:24,084 --> 00:49:28,254 (Mrs Latimer) I've always wanted to use the Carrier Recipe Cards... 582 00:49:28,376 --> 00:49:33,876 Yes... Wait till you see what's next. 583 00:49:34,001 --> 00:49:36,921 - (Man 2 on TV) 'Darling, is that you? - Yes, it's me. 584 00:49:37,709 --> 00:49:39,629 'Although I can't see you, 585 00:49:39,751 --> 00:49:42,921 'somehow something deep inside me tells me that you're there. 586 00:49:43,042 --> 00:49:44,752 'Darling, I'll always be there. 587 00:49:44,876 --> 00:49:47,576 (Man 2) 'You will, darling. Promise you will. 588 00:49:47,709 --> 00:49:49,669 'Of course I will. 589 00:49:49,792 --> 00:49:53,212 'Although it's funny, lying here. 590 00:49:53,876 --> 00:49:57,286 'It makes one think of... well, all sorts of things.' 591 00:49:57,417 --> 00:50:00,667 Did you remember to get your pink dress from the cleaner's, love? 592 00:50:00,792 --> 00:50:04,172 - No, I forgot. - Oh, I don't know. 593 00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:07,832 You'll forget your head one of these days, you will, really. 594 00:50:07,959 --> 00:50:09,579 The man made me forget. 595 00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:12,382 What man? 596 00:50:13,209 --> 00:50:15,329 The man in the raincoat on the cemetery. 597 00:50:15,459 --> 00:50:17,749 - On the cemetery?! - On the cemetery? 598 00:50:17,876 --> 00:50:20,286 I thought I told you not to go there. What did he do? 599 00:50:20,959 --> 00:50:24,079 - Nothing. - What do you mean, nothing? 600 00:50:24,209 --> 00:50:26,579 He, he didn't touch you, did he? 601 00:50:26,709 --> 00:50:28,079 What do you mean? 602 00:50:29,709 --> 00:50:31,079 Did he...? 603 00:50:32,251 --> 00:50:33,581 Did he touch you? 604 00:50:34,501 --> 00:50:37,081 No. Well, not really. 605 00:50:37,209 --> 00:50:39,419 What do you mean? Did he touch you or didn't he? 606 00:50:39,542 --> 00:50:41,712 No, he didn't touch me. 607 00:50:42,626 --> 00:50:45,786 But what did he do? Did he show you anything? 608 00:50:46,792 --> 00:50:48,292 What sort of thing? 609 00:50:48,417 --> 00:50:49,787 His... 610 00:50:51,042 --> 00:50:53,252 - Did he show you his legs? - Oh, yes. 611 00:50:53,376 --> 00:50:55,536 - (Plate clatters) - (Mum) Oh, my God. 612 00:50:56,292 --> 00:50:59,882 - I saw his legs, all right. - Tell me what happened. I'll kill him. 613 00:51:00,001 --> 00:51:03,331 Is he still there? Mum, tell Mr Turnstall to go to the police station. 614 00:51:03,459 --> 00:51:05,499 - No, he's not there now. - Where is he, then? 615 00:51:05,626 --> 00:51:07,826 - He ran away. - Ran away? 616 00:51:07,959 --> 00:51:10,629 - The brick nearly hit him. - Did you throw a brick? 617 00:51:10,751 --> 00:51:12,331 Oh, no. The boy did. 618 00:51:12,459 --> 00:51:16,079 The boy with the green ears and the ginger moustache with a spear in his head. 619 00:51:16,209 --> 00:51:18,749 Wearing frogman's flippers with a machine gun. 620 00:51:18,876 --> 00:51:21,706 This is no joke, my girl. You put the fear of God into me. 621 00:51:21,834 --> 00:51:26,254 It's a good job your father's not here. You'd get a bloody good hiding. 622 00:51:26,376 --> 00:51:28,996 You can go to your room. You're getting a bit to lippy! 623 00:51:29,126 --> 00:51:32,956 I should have had my mouth washed out with soap and water if I told fibs like that. 624 00:51:33,084 --> 00:51:34,834 Goodness knows I should! 625 00:51:36,001 --> 00:51:38,381 He's not got green ears at all, Gran. 626 00:51:38,501 --> 00:51:40,041 He's quite a nice boy, really. 627 00:51:40,167 --> 00:51:42,167 (Chatter) 628 00:52:07,376 --> 00:52:09,746 Do you think I could sit next to you? 629 00:52:09,876 --> 00:52:12,706 Well, I don't know. My friend Maureen normally sits there. 630 00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:14,834 (Laughter) 631 00:52:16,501 --> 00:52:18,501 (Indistinct chatter) 632 00:52:18,626 --> 00:52:22,076 Oh, lover boy! 633 00:52:24,209 --> 00:52:25,629 (Laughter) 634 00:52:27,334 --> 00:52:28,964 Oi, go on! Move over! 635 00:52:29,084 --> 00:52:30,424 Shut up! 636 00:52:30,542 --> 00:52:32,002 I'm warning you, man. 637 00:52:39,501 --> 00:52:40,831 - Do you want some? - No. 638 00:52:40,959 --> 00:52:43,329 - (Ornshaw) No? - Iindistinct chatter) 639 00:52:47,917 --> 00:52:49,537 (Rhoda giggles) 640 00:52:52,376 --> 00:52:55,126 ♪ Da de da de da da dum 641 00:52:56,334 --> 00:52:59,174 ♪ Da de da de da da dum 642 00:52:59,292 --> 00:53:00,632 ♪ Ooh, yeah 643 00:53:00,751 --> 00:53:04,131 ♪ Da de da de da da da de da de da da 644 00:53:04,251 --> 00:53:07,171 ♪ Da de da de da da dum 645 00:53:07,876 --> 00:53:09,916 ♪ Yes, I see you 646 00:53:10,042 --> 00:53:11,632 ♪ When you walk down the street 647 00:53:11,751 --> 00:53:14,131 ♪ And I'm thinking 648 00:53:14,251 --> 00:53:15,791 ♪ "Oh, I wish we could meet" 649 00:53:15,917 --> 00:53:19,917 ♪ Though I haven't made you look my way 650 00:53:20,042 --> 00:53:22,792 ♪ I'm working on it night and day 651 00:53:23,917 --> 00:53:27,827 ♪ Oh, I'd like to Take you out for a ride 652 00:53:27,959 --> 00:53:29,709 ♪ On my bike, you 653 00:53:29,834 --> 00:53:31,674 ♪ Yes, you fill me with pride 654 00:53:31,792 --> 00:53:35,962 ♪ Though our love is not yet here to stay 655 00:53:36,084 --> 00:53:38,924 ♪ I'm working on it night and day 656 00:53:39,792 --> 00:53:42,212 ♪ I bet you are thinking I'm just a shy guy ♪ 657 00:53:42,334 --> 00:53:43,964 A bad turnout. 658 00:53:44,084 --> 00:53:45,754 It gets worse every month. 659 00:53:48,126 --> 00:53:50,706 Hey, look at Swailscroft. She thinks she knows it all. 660 00:53:52,001 --> 00:53:54,251 Go on, Tom. Dance with her. 661 00:53:54,376 --> 00:53:56,126 No, you won't get me out there, mate. 662 00:53:56,251 --> 00:53:57,791 (Headmaster) Come on, Ornshaw. 663 00:53:57,917 --> 00:53:59,707 Sock it to me! 664 00:53:59,834 --> 00:54:03,424 I don't know how he's got the nerve. Look at him. A grown man. 665 00:54:03,542 --> 00:54:05,632 I wish I had a camera, the nit! 666 00:54:05,751 --> 00:54:08,251 Why doesn't he stick to belting the life out of us all? 667 00:54:08,792 --> 00:54:11,132 All this trendy rigmarole makes me sick. 668 00:54:11,251 --> 00:54:13,251 (Indistinct chatter) 669 00:54:14,542 --> 00:54:18,132 Do you fancy an orange drink? There's not many people round the counter now. 670 00:54:18,251 --> 00:54:22,081 Yeah, well, there's not many people here, is there? We'd be better off up west. 671 00:54:22,209 --> 00:54:25,329 He'll be whacking us next, singing "Hey Jude" at the same time! 672 00:54:25,459 --> 00:54:26,879 (Indistinct chatter) 673 00:54:27,001 --> 00:54:28,881 ♪ I'm working on it night and day 674 00:54:29,001 --> 00:54:33,131 (Ornshaw) You don't know where you stand. Either they're headmasters or they're not. 675 00:54:33,251 --> 00:54:36,751 Why are they trying to be our friends? I don't want him to be my friend. 676 00:54:36,876 --> 00:54:38,206 I've got to dance with her. 677 00:54:39,709 --> 00:54:41,629 You're mad! What do you wanna do that for? 678 00:54:41,751 --> 00:54:45,381 She'll only say, "Buzz off" or something. She's a bit stuck up, that one. 679 00:54:45,501 --> 00:54:47,501 Now, all this girl nonsense is rubbish. 680 00:54:47,626 --> 00:54:50,286 Girls are a load of snotty-nosed little so-and-sos. 681 00:54:50,417 --> 00:54:53,287 ♪ Da de da de da da dum 682 00:54:53,417 --> 00:54:54,787 ♪ Yeah, da de... ♪ 683 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:58,537 Look, if I dance with her, will you dance with her friend? 684 00:54:58,667 --> 00:55:01,167 Come off it! You gotta be joking! 685 00:55:01,292 --> 00:55:02,922 Come on. Just this once. 686 00:55:03,042 --> 00:55:04,672 Who's scared, then? 687 00:55:04,792 --> 00:55:06,212 (Jeering) 688 00:55:07,167 --> 00:55:09,207 Look. It looks as though she's wet herself. 689 00:55:09,334 --> 00:55:11,384 Come on! Don't be scared! 690 00:55:11,501 --> 00:55:13,751 - Go on. - All right, all right. All right. 691 00:55:13,876 --> 00:55:15,206 Ready? 692 00:55:24,834 --> 00:55:27,254 My friend and I were wondering if you would like... 693 00:55:27,376 --> 00:55:28,786 Come on, do you wanna dance? 694 00:55:28,917 --> 00:55:30,917 (Girls giggle) 695 00:55:32,209 --> 00:55:33,749 Would you like to dance? 696 00:55:36,626 --> 00:55:38,416 Come on, do you wanna bloody dance?! 697 00:55:38,542 --> 00:55:40,542 (Laughter) 698 00:55:43,667 --> 00:55:45,667 (Music continues) 699 00:56:00,917 --> 00:56:04,077 I don't think I want to dance with you. You don't dance very well. 700 00:56:04,209 --> 00:56:06,129 What do you mean I don't dance very well? 701 00:56:06,251 --> 00:56:07,711 You dance stupid! 702 00:56:12,417 --> 00:56:14,497 You big fat fool! 703 00:56:15,084 --> 00:56:16,834 ♪ I thought you were real 704 00:56:16,959 --> 00:56:20,749 ♪ I'll be calling all my loving out for you 705 00:56:20,876 --> 00:56:25,036 ♪ Though I haven't made you look my way 706 00:56:25,167 --> 00:56:27,997 ♪ I'm working on it night and day 707 00:56:28,126 --> 00:56:31,666 ♪ Darling, working on it night and day 708 00:56:31,792 --> 00:56:33,132 ♪Ooh, yeah 709 00:56:33,251 --> 00:56:35,751 ♪ Da de da de da da dum 710 00:56:35,876 --> 00:56:37,206 ♪ One more time 711 00:56:37,334 --> 00:56:38,924 ♪ Da de da de da da dum ♪ 712 00:56:39,042 --> 00:56:41,042 (Chatter) 713 00:56:41,167 --> 00:56:43,127 (Ornshaw) Let's see it work, then. 714 00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:49,997 It's a load of rubbish! It'll never work! 715 00:56:50,667 --> 00:56:53,167 - Look at it! - It's useless! 716 00:56:53,292 --> 00:56:54,922 (Indistinct chatter) 717 00:56:55,501 --> 00:56:57,791 - Yeah, I know. A big bomb. - Start the other one. 718 00:56:57,917 --> 00:57:00,207 (Indistinct chatter) 719 00:57:00,334 --> 00:57:01,794 It'll never work, mate. 720 00:57:01,917 --> 00:57:03,537 Ugh! Ugh! 721 00:57:05,501 --> 00:57:08,171 (Laughs) Lads, come on! 722 00:57:08,292 --> 00:57:09,832 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow 723 00:57:09,959 --> 00:57:11,539 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow 724 00:57:11,667 --> 00:57:13,497 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow 725 00:57:13,626 --> 00:57:15,246 ♪ And so say all of us! ♪ 726 00:57:57,459 --> 00:57:59,829 (Mum) Melody, your tea's ready. 727 00:57:59,959 --> 00:58:01,289 (Whispers) Blimey. 728 00:58:08,126 --> 00:58:10,536 (Mum) Hurry up, love. Your kipper'll get cold. 729 00:58:12,251 --> 00:58:13,581 (Starting pistol fires) 730 00:58:13,709 --> 00:58:15,709 (Cheering) 731 00:58:20,626 --> 00:58:22,626 (Chatter) 732 00:58:30,251 --> 00:58:32,751 (Laughter) 733 00:58:37,709 --> 00:58:39,579 I'm in the 440 yards. 734 00:58:39,709 --> 00:58:41,209 I can't understand why. 735 00:58:41,334 --> 00:58:43,464 Never ran more than 100 yards in my life. 736 00:58:43,584 --> 00:58:46,544 I shouldn't have forged old Jenkins' signature on my card. 737 00:58:47,459 --> 00:58:50,129 Well, I'm in the 220. Wish I wasn't. 738 00:58:51,001 --> 00:58:53,671 I'd rather be in the long jump. Then no one can see you. 739 00:58:54,251 --> 00:58:55,881 Make a fool of yourself in private. 740 00:58:56,001 --> 00:58:58,501 Yeah, but that's not what it's all about, is it? 741 00:58:58,626 --> 00:59:03,376 You can't have people raving about winners if there's no berks like you and me 742 00:59:03,501 --> 00:59:06,421 running around making fools of ourselves, coming last. 743 00:59:06,542 --> 00:59:09,792 I mean, some people are winners and some people are losers. 744 00:59:09,917 --> 00:59:11,917 Who says who's gonna be what? 745 00:59:12,042 --> 00:59:15,042 Well, don't ask me. That's all clone before we get on this Earth. 746 00:59:15,167 --> 00:59:17,417 I mean, it's Him up there. 747 00:59:17,542 --> 00:59:21,332 He says, er, "You're gonna be red hot at the triple jump, 748 00:59:21,459 --> 00:59:24,079 "and you, you're gonna be bloody useless." 749 00:59:24,209 --> 00:59:26,629 I mean, who landed me with her? 750 00:59:27,334 --> 00:59:29,004 (Ornshaw) Oh... 751 00:59:29,126 --> 00:59:31,576 Well... it's Him up there, innit? 752 00:59:31,709 --> 00:59:34,879 Once He's got it in for you, you're right up the pictures. 753 00:59:37,459 --> 00:59:40,749 I don't know what you're worried about. You haven't got it that bad. 754 00:59:41,751 --> 00:59:43,331 Why haven't I? 755 00:59:43,459 --> 00:59:46,829 Well, take, for instance, there's your painting. You're good at that. 756 00:59:46,959 --> 00:59:50,669 There's your model-making. You're good at that. Your stamp-collecting. 757 00:59:50,792 --> 00:59:54,132 Think of all the kids who'd like to have a stamp collection like yours. 758 00:59:55,376 --> 00:59:57,536 That's just the trouble. 759 00:59:57,667 --> 00:59:59,497 I don't like stamps any more. 760 01:00:01,542 --> 01:00:05,292 Don't worry. We'll have the last laugh of this lot, and Him up there. 761 01:00:05,417 --> 01:00:09,537 We'll jack this school lark in, give old Dicks over there the old "V" sign 762 01:00:09,667 --> 01:00:11,827 and shoot off and do whatever we wanna do. 763 01:00:11,959 --> 01:00:15,419 You mark my words. It'll happen before you can say, "Jack Robinson." 764 01:00:16,251 --> 01:00:18,251 (♪ THE BEE GEES: "To Love Somebody") 765 01:00:19,626 --> 01:00:21,626 (Cheering) 766 01:00:26,459 --> 01:00:28,499 ♪ There's a light 767 01:00:30,459 --> 01:00:32,499 ♪ A certain kind of light 768 01:00:33,751 --> 01:00:36,331 ♪ That never shone on me 769 01:00:39,126 --> 01:00:41,666 ♪ I want my life to be 770 01:00:42,626 --> 01:00:44,576 ♪ Lived with you 771 01:00:45,376 --> 01:00:47,666 ♪ Lived with you 772 01:00:48,542 --> 01:00:50,332 ♪ There's a way 773 01:00:52,042 --> 01:00:54,042 ♪ Everybody say 774 01:00:55,167 --> 01:00:57,957 ♪ To do each and every little thing 775 01:01:00,292 --> 01:01:02,172 ♪ But what does it bring 776 01:01:03,417 --> 01:01:05,957 ♪ If I ain't got you? 777 01:01:06,084 --> 01:01:07,754 ♪ Ain't got? 778 01:01:07,876 --> 01:01:13,706 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like 779 01:01:13,834 --> 01:01:17,584 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like 780 01:01:18,751 --> 01:01:20,501 ♪ To love somebody 781 01:01:21,376 --> 01:01:23,666 ♪ To love somebody 782 01:01:23,792 --> 01:01:26,212 ♪ The way I love you 783 01:01:38,459 --> 01:01:40,379 ♪ In my brain 784 01:01:41,334 --> 01:01:43,964 ♪ I see your face again 785 01:01:45,042 --> 01:01:47,502 ♪ I know my frame of mind 786 01:01:50,209 --> 01:01:52,789 ♪ You ain't got to be so blind 787 01:01:54,167 --> 01:01:56,207 ♪ And I'm blind 788 01:01:56,334 --> 01:01:59,834 ♪ So, so, so blind 789 01:01:59,959 --> 01:02:01,579 ♪ I'm a man 790 01:02:02,959 --> 01:02:04,829 ♪ Can't you see what I am? 791 01:02:06,334 --> 01:02:09,084 ♪ I live and I breathe for you 792 01:02:11,501 --> 01:02:14,171 ♪ But what good does it do 793 01:02:14,751 --> 01:02:17,501 ♪ If I ain't got you 794 01:02:17,626 --> 01:02:19,286 ♪ Ain't got? 795 01:02:19,417 --> 01:02:24,877 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like 796 01:02:25,001 --> 01:02:28,631 ♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like 797 01:02:29,751 --> 01:02:31,791 ♪ To love somebody 798 01:02:32,459 --> 01:02:34,579 ♪ To love somebody 799 01:02:35,167 --> 01:02:37,497 ♪ The way I love you 800 01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:44,577 ♪ Oh, you don't know what it's like 801 01:02:45,584 --> 01:02:50,214 ♪Baby, you don't know what it's like 802 01:02:50,334 --> 01:02:52,544 ♪ To love somebody 803 01:02:52,667 --> 01:02:55,287 ♪ To love somebody 804 01:02:56,084 --> 01:02:58,004 ♪ The way I love you 805 01:02:59,334 --> 01:03:01,214 ♪ No, no, no, no, no 806 01:03:01,334 --> 01:03:04,794 ♪You don't know what it's like 807 01:03:04,917 --> 01:03:07,747 ♪ You don't know what it's like... ♪ 808 01:03:10,042 --> 01:03:12,042 (Chatter) 809 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:21,039 Right, open your Young Latin Scholar Book One with the grey cover. 810 01:03:21,167 --> 01:03:26,037 Page 27, the section I asked you to prepare. 811 01:03:26,167 --> 01:03:27,827 "Around the Forum." 812 01:03:29,209 --> 01:03:33,379 Right, Latimer, read and translate, please. 813 01:03:33,501 --> 01:03:34,831 Er... 814 01:03:36,084 --> 01:03:38,754 - (Ornshaw coughs) - Erm... 815 01:03:40,709 --> 01:03:43,579 Come on, Latimer. It is prepared homework. 816 01:03:43,709 --> 01:03:45,169 Erm... 817 01:03:46,209 --> 01:03:51,829 Huius est... civ-it-is 818 01:03:51,959 --> 01:03:55,669 longe... ampliss...ima. 819 01:03:56,501 --> 01:03:58,461 Amplissima, Latimer. 820 01:03:58,584 --> 01:04:01,504 "Eee ma" not "eye ma". 821 01:04:02,126 --> 01:04:06,036 Amplissima actoritas. 822 01:04:07,167 --> 01:04:09,787 Not "asss", Latimer. "Ah-ss". 823 01:04:09,917 --> 01:04:11,247 (Laughter) 824 01:04:11,376 --> 01:04:13,126 You should be able to pronounce that. 825 01:04:13,917 --> 01:04:16,997 Right, Latimer. Translate, please. 826 01:04:17,126 --> 01:04:18,876 Er... 827 01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:20,922 Erm... 828 01:04:21,042 --> 01:04:23,832 Come on, Latimer. It should be prepared homework. 829 01:04:23,959 --> 01:04:25,959 I'm afraid I haven't done it, sir. 830 01:04:26,959 --> 01:04:31,289 - Take two, Latimer. Bursary 3.30. - (Boy 12 barks) 831 01:04:31,417 --> 01:04:33,747 Translate, Ornshaw. 832 01:04:33,876 --> 01:04:35,536 (Sniggering) 833 01:04:37,709 --> 01:04:39,499 Right, sir, erm... 834 01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:42,036 (Sniffles) Got a bit of a cold, sir. 835 01:04:43,501 --> 01:04:44,831 Erm... 836 01:04:45,626 --> 01:04:47,416 Right. Er... 837 01:04:48,709 --> 01:04:50,039 Er... 838 01:04:50,167 --> 01:04:51,997 Erm... 839 01:04:52,126 --> 01:04:53,916 Take two, Ornshaw. 840 01:04:54,042 --> 01:04:56,422 Bursary 3.30. 841 01:04:56,542 --> 01:04:58,332 Translate, Fensham. 842 01:05:01,792 --> 01:05:03,212 The, erm... 843 01:05:04,917 --> 01:05:06,247 All right, then. 844 01:05:06,959 --> 01:05:08,539 Don't worry about it. 845 01:05:08,667 --> 01:05:10,457 Stick with me, you'll be OK. 846 01:05:16,334 --> 01:05:17,964 (Indistinct chatter) 847 01:05:18,876 --> 01:05:20,916 - Come on. - No! 848 01:05:23,584 --> 01:05:25,084 Venite. 849 01:05:30,001 --> 01:05:31,421 (Door closes) 850 01:05:32,501 --> 01:05:34,211 Ornshaw and Latimer. 851 01:05:35,001 --> 01:05:36,461 Come in, gentlemen. 852 01:05:38,376 --> 01:05:41,036 Right, Romulus and Remus, stand over there. 853 01:05:46,667 --> 01:05:49,077 Stand up, Ornshaw, lad. Stand up. 854 01:05:49,209 --> 01:05:51,289 And vacate your mouth. 855 01:06:04,084 --> 01:06:06,214 Now, why are you here, Ornshaw? 856 01:06:06,334 --> 01:06:08,214 Because you invited me, sir. 857 01:06:08,334 --> 01:06:11,504 (Chuckles) And why did I invite you, Ornshaw? 858 01:06:12,209 --> 01:06:14,419 Because I couldn't translate the Latin, sir. 859 01:06:15,959 --> 01:06:19,079 Why, Ornshaw? Why? 860 01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:22,829 Because it's a bloody silly out-of-date language do you mean, sir? 861 01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:25,251 Two was it, Ornshaw? 862 01:06:25,376 --> 01:06:26,876 I think we make it four. 863 01:06:28,001 --> 01:06:31,711 And why do you think it's a silly out-of-date language, Ornshaw? 864 01:06:32,167 --> 01:06:36,667 Because I couldn't speak to a dead Roman even if I knew the bloody lingo, sir. 865 01:06:36,792 --> 01:06:39,212 Now, do not vex me, Ornshaw. Do not vex me, lad. 866 01:06:40,001 --> 01:06:43,421 I think we make that a nice round sex benissimo. 867 01:06:43,542 --> 01:06:45,082 That's "six of the best" in Latin. 868 01:06:47,542 --> 01:06:49,712 Game, set and match to me, I think. 869 01:06:53,459 --> 01:06:57,749 Julius Caesar here is going to be very displeased with you, Ornshaw. 870 01:07:00,334 --> 01:07:01,964 Bend over, please. 871 01:07:04,084 --> 01:07:05,464 Ooh! 872 01:07:06,834 --> 01:07:08,174 (Gasps) 873 01:07:08,292 --> 01:07:12,172 Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! 874 01:07:17,001 --> 01:07:18,881 All right, next one, please, Latimer. 875 01:07:19,876 --> 01:07:21,416 Satchel off, boy. 876 01:07:38,334 --> 01:07:39,674 Ah! 877 01:07:49,501 --> 01:07:51,881 (Ornshaw) Going to orchestra practice? 878 01:07:55,959 --> 01:07:57,749 You waiting for old Dicks, are you? 879 01:08:00,917 --> 01:08:02,417 Well, you'll be late home. 880 01:08:02,542 --> 01:08:05,672 Why don't you shoot off now? There's no point in hanging around. 881 01:08:06,626 --> 01:08:08,876 Is old Swailscroft waiting for you, is she? 882 01:08:09,001 --> 01:08:12,001 Well, she'll be gone now. Why don't you pop along? 883 01:08:12,626 --> 01:08:15,576 I don't know why you're hanging around here. Honest, I don't. 884 01:08:23,292 --> 01:08:25,082 I told you it'd be easy, didn't I? 885 01:08:25,209 --> 01:08:27,209 (Sobs) 886 01:08:36,834 --> 01:08:38,754 Come on, Danny. Don't let her see you cry. 887 01:08:40,084 --> 01:08:42,964 I don't know what she's hanging about for. Do you? 888 01:08:43,084 --> 01:08:46,834 I told her to hop it, but she keeps on hanging about. Tell her to buzz off. 889 01:08:46,959 --> 01:08:49,709 Give us that. He's a scream old Dicks, isn't he? 890 01:08:49,834 --> 01:08:52,634 His little Julius Caesar! (Chuckles) 891 01:08:56,126 --> 01:08:57,746 You can buzz of now, love. 892 01:08:57,876 --> 01:08:59,956 You know, ta-ta, toodle-oo. 893 01:09:00,667 --> 01:09:02,247 I thought we'd go to the bomb site. 894 01:09:02,376 --> 01:09:05,746 Old Dadds has got the most incredible bomb you've ever seen in your life. 895 01:09:05,876 --> 01:09:07,706 He's got a... 896 01:09:15,292 --> 01:09:18,172 He's got a Coca-Cola bottle and he soaked it in... 897 01:09:18,292 --> 01:09:20,292 He got some socks and soaked it in petrol. 898 01:09:20,417 --> 01:09:23,627 And he got some phosphorus, what he nicked from the lab. What...? 899 01:09:24,584 --> 01:09:28,294 After that I thought we'd shoot down the arcade. I've got millions of pennies. 900 01:09:28,417 --> 01:09:32,417 Er, we could go on the tank-firing range, or, or... 901 01:09:33,209 --> 01:09:37,209 Or, erm, the fruit machines, Danny. You like the fruit machines. 902 01:09:37,334 --> 01:09:39,754 Or, erm... The football game. 903 01:09:39,876 --> 01:09:41,576 You know you like having a go on that. 904 01:09:42,209 --> 01:09:45,959 Erm, we could go to the Odeon and see that picture we was talking about. 905 01:09:46,084 --> 01:09:48,884 Or go to the zoo, museums, anywhere. 906 01:09:49,626 --> 01:09:52,246 Danny! Danny! 907 01:09:53,126 --> 01:09:54,666 Danny! 908 01:10:02,792 --> 01:10:04,292 Danny! 909 01:10:09,376 --> 01:10:11,376 (♪ THE BEE GEES: "First Of May") 910 01:10:24,459 --> 01:10:26,709 ♪ When I was small 911 01:10:26,834 --> 01:10:30,084 ♪ And Christmas trees were tall 912 01:10:32,209 --> 01:10:36,749 ♪ We used to love while others used to play 913 01:10:39,626 --> 01:10:42,166 ♪ Don't ask me why 914 01:10:42,292 --> 01:10:45,132 ♪ But time has passed us by 915 01:10:47,626 --> 01:10:52,126 ♪ Someone else moved in from far away 916 01:10:55,042 --> 01:10:57,542 ♪ Now we are tall 917 01:10:57,667 --> 01:11:01,247 ♪ And Christmas trees are small 918 01:11:02,167 --> 01:11:08,497 ♪ And you don't ask the time of day 919 01:11:09,959 --> 01:11:12,709 ♪ But you and I 920 01:11:12,834 --> 01:11:16,134 ♪ Our love will never die 921 01:11:17,751 --> 01:11:20,461 ♪ But guess we'll cry 922 01:11:20,584 --> 01:11:23,834 ♪ Come first of May 923 01:11:26,542 --> 01:11:32,462 ♪ The apple tree that grew for you and me 924 01:11:33,626 --> 01:11:38,576 ♪ I watched the apples falling one by one 925 01:11:39,792 --> 01:11:43,542 ♪ And I recall 926 01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:46,627 ♪ The moment of them all 927 01:11:48,792 --> 01:11:53,792 ♪ The day I kissed your cheek and you were mine 928 01:11:56,459 --> 01:11:58,829 ♪ Now we are tall 929 01:11:58,959 --> 01:12:02,209 ♪ And Christmas trees are small 930 01:12:03,459 --> 01:12:09,209 ♪ And you don't ask the time of day 931 01:12:10,459 --> 01:12:13,129 ♪But you and I 932 01:12:13,251 --> 01:12:16,791 ♪ I Our love will never die 933 01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:20,754 ♪ But guess we'll cry 934 01:12:20,876 --> 01:12:23,826 ♪ Come first of May 935 01:12:26,501 --> 01:12:28,211 ♪ When I was small 936 01:12:29,792 --> 01:12:32,462 ♪ And Christmas trees were tall 937 01:12:34,042 --> 01:12:39,632 ♪ Do do do do do do do do do 938 01:12:42,792 --> 01:12:45,422 ♪ Don't ask me why 939 01:12:46,209 --> 01:12:49,169 ♪ But time has passed us by 940 01:12:50,334 --> 01:12:55,134 ♪ Someone else moved in from far away ♪ 941 01:12:56,667 --> 01:12:58,077 (Birds chirp) 942 01:12:58,209 --> 01:13:00,209 - May I have my bag, please? - Yeah. 943 01:13:10,626 --> 01:13:13,746 My friend Muriel, you know the big one. 944 01:13:13,876 --> 01:13:17,576 Well, she says that you've been going around telling people that you love me. 945 01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:24,127 I don't mind it. It's just that, well, people laugh at you, don't they? 946 01:13:25,542 --> 01:13:28,882 And, well, if you have to tell someone, why not tell me? 947 01:13:31,417 --> 01:13:33,417 I'm always the last to know. 948 01:13:51,792 --> 01:13:53,172 Nice here, isn't it? 949 01:13:53,292 --> 01:13:54,632 Yeah. 950 01:13:55,251 --> 01:13:58,501 My mum doesn't like me coming here, but I'm not frightened, are you? 951 01:13:58,626 --> 01:13:59,956 No. 952 01:14:05,876 --> 01:14:07,416 That gravestone there... 953 01:14:08,917 --> 01:14:11,457 "Here lies my beloved and beautiful Ella Jane. 954 01:14:12,042 --> 01:14:14,172 "Wife and lifelong friend. 955 01:14:14,292 --> 01:14:16,292 "Thank you for 50 years of happiness. 956 01:14:16,417 --> 01:14:19,247 "Laid to rest July 7th, 1893. 957 01:14:20,417 --> 01:14:26,287 "Henry James McDevitt. Gone to join his Ella Jane, September the 11th, 1893." 958 01:14:28,709 --> 01:14:31,379 He only lasted two months after she died. 959 01:14:32,334 --> 01:14:34,714 He must have loved her very much. 960 01:14:36,459 --> 01:14:39,709 50 years' happiness. How long's 50 years? 961 01:14:41,209 --> 01:14:45,629 Erm... 150 school terms, not including holidays. 962 01:14:46,584 --> 01:14:47,924 Will you love me that long? 963 01:14:51,251 --> 01:14:52,751 I don't think you will. 964 01:14:53,376 --> 01:14:57,076 Of course. I've loved you a whole week already, haven't I? 965 01:14:57,751 --> 01:14:59,711 (♪ THE BEE GEES: "Come First Of May") 966 01:15:00,251 --> 01:15:05,461 ♪ The apple tree that grew for you and me 967 01:15:07,292 --> 01:15:12,132 ♪ I watched the apples falling one by one 968 01:15:13,292 --> 01:15:16,292 ♪ And I recall 969 01:15:17,209 --> 01:15:20,079 ♪ The moment of them all 970 01:15:22,209 --> 01:15:24,959 ♪ The day I kissed your cheek 971 01:15:25,084 --> 01:15:27,294 ♪ And you were mine 972 01:15:29,751 --> 01:15:32,131 ♪ Now we are tall 973 01:15:32,251 --> 01:15:35,461 ♪ And Christmas trees are small 974 01:15:36,751 --> 01:15:42,381 ♪ And you don't ask the time of day 975 01:15:43,626 --> 01:15:46,166 ♪ But you and I 976 01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:49,792 ♪ Our love will never die 977 01:15:51,001 --> 01:15:53,791 ♪ But guess we'll cry 978 01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:56,877 ♪ Come first of May 979 01:15:59,292 --> 01:16:01,042 ♪ When I was small 980 01:16:02,709 --> 01:16:05,039 ♪ And Christmas trees were tall 981 01:16:06,834 --> 01:16:11,384 ♪ Do do do do do do do do do 982 01:16:11,501 --> 01:16:13,291 He's come to tea. 983 01:16:15,459 --> 01:16:16,879 (Plate clatters) 984 01:16:19,459 --> 01:16:20,999 His name's Daniel. 985 01:16:23,251 --> 01:16:24,711 Pleased to meet you, Daniel. 986 01:16:25,751 --> 01:16:29,251 I suppose I've got enough tea. I brought extra cos your dad's home. 987 01:16:30,001 --> 01:16:31,381 He's out on bail. 988 01:16:33,501 --> 01:16:35,881 (Snickers) I'll take your satchel for you. 989 01:16:36,001 --> 01:16:38,001 Oh, thanks. Here. 990 01:16:38,792 --> 01:16:40,132 Thank you. 991 01:16:48,667 --> 01:16:51,077 Hello, Melody, love! (Chuckles) 992 01:16:52,209 --> 01:16:54,419 Mwah. How've ya been? 993 01:16:54,542 --> 01:16:55,962 All right, thank you. 994 01:16:57,209 --> 01:17:00,169 Who's this? - A mate from school, aren't you, dear? 995 01:17:02,459 --> 01:17:04,289 Aren't you coming in, then, love? 996 01:17:05,751 --> 01:17:07,131 Come on. Up to the table. 997 01:17:17,001 --> 01:17:18,631 He's not simple, is he? 998 01:17:18,751 --> 01:17:20,541 No. 999 01:17:37,917 --> 01:17:39,287 Hm. 1000 01:17:40,292 --> 01:17:41,712 Oh. (Chuckles) 1001 01:17:42,626 --> 01:17:44,416 Nice bit of ham, Flo. 1002 01:17:44,542 --> 01:17:46,002 Not bad, is it? 1003 01:17:47,167 --> 01:17:49,457 Are you in the, er, the Boy Scouts, Donald? 1004 01:17:49,584 --> 01:17:51,584 - Daniel. - Er, Daniel? 1005 01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:53,329 - No, the BB. - (Father) Ah. 1006 01:17:54,584 --> 01:17:56,834 I was in the Boy Scouts. I was really. 1007 01:17:58,042 --> 01:17:59,422 Marvellous it was. 1008 01:18:00,376 --> 01:18:03,876 All those steaming-hot cups of cocoa. Suet pudding. 1009 01:18:04,001 --> 01:18:05,631 Singsongs round the campfire. 1010 01:18:05,751 --> 01:18:08,081 ♪ Oh, we're riding along on the crest of a wave 1011 01:18:08,209 --> 01:18:09,539 ♪ And the sun... ♪ (Chuckles) 1012 01:18:14,792 --> 01:18:17,542 Oh, cor, some of the things we used to get up to. Oh, dear me. 1013 01:18:17,667 --> 01:18:19,127 (Chuckles) 1014 01:18:19,251 --> 01:18:23,171 When the new boy arrived we used to mix some bootblack and toothpaste 1015 01:18:23,292 --> 01:18:24,792 and spread it all over... 1016 01:18:24,917 --> 01:18:26,667 (Chuckles nervously) 1017 01:18:26,792 --> 01:18:28,332 Reg, do you mind? We're eating. 1018 01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:35,577 (Grandma) I always think ham is nicest straight off the bone. 1019 01:18:35,709 --> 01:18:37,129 Always is. 1020 01:18:39,209 --> 01:18:41,709 - Go to the pictures much, do you, David? - Daniel. 1021 01:18:41,834 --> 01:18:43,384 Daniel? 1022 01:18:43,501 --> 01:18:45,001 Er, yes. Quite a bit. 1023 01:18:45,126 --> 01:18:48,206 Hm. When I think of the pictures I always remember my father. 1024 01:18:48,334 --> 01:18:51,004 When I used to ask him for sixpence for the pictures, 1025 01:18:51,126 --> 01:18:53,126 he'd say, "There's pictures on the wall." 1026 01:18:53,251 --> 01:18:55,631 "I wanna see the moving pictures," I used to say. 1027 01:18:55,751 --> 01:18:59,291 "I'll make them bloody move," and threw his boot at the wall. (Guffaws) 1028 01:19:00,626 --> 01:19:02,166 Oh, dear me. (Chuckles) 1029 01:19:04,876 --> 01:19:08,996 My Ernie always used to say that moving pictures ruins your eye sight. 1030 01:19:09,126 --> 01:19:10,996 Would you like some fish paste, Daniel? 1031 01:19:11,126 --> 01:19:13,416 "The continual flickering," he used to say, 1032 01:19:13,542 --> 01:19:15,792 "puts your eyeballs off centre." 1033 01:19:15,917 --> 01:19:18,207 That reminds me of my uncle Roger. (Chuckles) 1034 01:19:18,917 --> 01:19:22,417 He was deaf ever since a bomb hit Burwell Street during the war. 1035 01:19:22,542 --> 01:19:26,382 Recently, he read this ad in the paper about redressing the balance of the ear, 1036 01:19:26,501 --> 01:19:28,711 so he tried it and it worked. 1037 01:19:28,834 --> 01:19:30,714 So, erm, he was overjoyed. 1038 01:19:30,834 --> 01:19:33,084 Oh, yeah. He'd been deaf for 20 years. 1039 01:19:33,209 --> 01:19:36,129 Anyway, they had a bit of a celebration, you know, 1040 01:19:36,251 --> 01:19:40,171 and he was opening a bottle of champagne, the cork flew out, knocked his eye out. 1041 01:19:40,292 --> 01:19:42,002 (Chuckles) Knocked his eye out. 1042 01:19:45,126 --> 01:19:47,206 Life can be very cruel like that. 1043 01:19:54,834 --> 01:19:56,214 (Chatter) 1044 01:19:56,334 --> 01:19:58,584 (Male teacher) Quiet. Quiet! 1045 01:19:58,709 --> 01:20:00,289 (Chatter stops) 1046 01:20:00,417 --> 01:20:04,037 - (Sighs) Abrahams. - (Boy 13) Here. 1047 01:20:04,167 --> 01:20:05,537 - Boone. - (Girl 3) Here. 1048 01:20:05,667 --> 01:20:07,537 - Gates. - (Boy 14) Yes, miss. 1049 01:20:07,667 --> 01:20:09,167 - Gresham. - (Boy 15) Yes, miss. 1050 01:20:09,292 --> 01:20:11,002 - Hopgood. - Miss. 1051 01:20:11,126 --> 01:20:12,876 - Ingledon. - (Boy 16) Yes, miss. 1052 01:20:13,001 --> 01:20:14,921 - (Fellows) Livingstone? - (Boy 17) Yeah. 1053 01:20:15,042 --> 01:20:16,962 Latimer. 1054 01:20:18,084 --> 01:20:21,134 Latimer? Daniel Latimer? 1055 01:20:22,834 --> 01:20:24,294 - Losey. - (Boy 18) Sir. 1056 01:20:24,417 --> 01:20:26,247 - (Fairfax) Peters. - (Boy 19) Yes, miss. 1057 01:20:26,376 --> 01:20:27,666 Perkins. 1058 01:20:30,834 --> 01:20:33,794 Perkins? Not in today. 1059 01:20:34,459 --> 01:20:35,959 Rogers. 1060 01:20:36,084 --> 01:20:38,084 (♪ THE BEE GEES: "Give Your Best") 1061 01:20:40,917 --> 01:20:43,167 I I'm just a clown 1062 01:20:43,292 --> 01:20:45,962 ♪ That used to run around 1063 01:20:47,292 --> 01:20:51,462 ♪ I used to have a million friends 1064 01:20:53,542 --> 01:20:58,422 ♪ sed to start where everybody ends 1065 01:20:58,542 --> 01:21:03,672 ♪ But I just give my best to my friends 1066 01:21:06,126 --> 01:21:08,576 ♪ I've done my shows 1067 01:21:08,709 --> 01:21:11,669 ♪ Everybody knows 1068 01:21:12,459 --> 01:21:16,129 ♪ I nearly sold all my clothes 1069 01:21:18,334 --> 01:21:20,924 ♪ One man can give 1070 01:21:21,042 --> 01:21:23,502 ♪ Another has to lend 1071 01:21:23,626 --> 01:21:27,996 ♪ So I just give my best to my friends 1072 01:21:28,126 --> 01:21:29,956 ♪ And so you should 1073 01:21:31,167 --> 01:21:36,247 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right 1074 01:21:37,501 --> 01:21:42,541 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night 1075 01:21:43,584 --> 01:21:45,544 ♪ You've had your peace 1076 01:21:45,667 --> 01:21:48,827 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight 1077 01:21:49,917 --> 01:21:54,037 ♪ Just give your best to your friends 1078 01:21:56,251 --> 01:21:58,711 ♪ I'm just a clown 1079 01:21:58,834 --> 01:22:01,004 ♪ That used to run around 1080 01:22:02,542 --> 01:22:07,332 ♪ I used to have a million friends 1081 01:22:08,959 --> 01:22:13,829 ♪ I used to start where everybody ends 1082 01:22:13,959 --> 01:22:19,039 ♪ But I just give my best to my friends 1083 01:22:21,501 --> 01:22:26,581 ♪ And when you think that your life isn't right 1084 01:22:27,751 --> 01:22:33,041 ♪ You know the day isn't always like night 1085 01:22:33,917 --> 01:22:35,787 ♪ You've had your peace 1086 01:22:35,917 --> 01:22:39,077 ♪ Now it's time for you to fight 1087 01:22:40,084 --> 01:22:43,584 ♪ Just give your best to your friends ♪ 1088 01:22:46,084 --> 01:22:48,084 (Applause) 1089 01:23:00,584 --> 01:23:02,214 (Seagulls squawk) 1090 01:23:03,626 --> 01:23:06,826 I should be doing English with Miss Fairfax by now. 1091 01:23:06,959 --> 01:23:10,289 - What should you be doing? - Erm... dunno. 1092 01:23:10,417 --> 01:23:13,377 - Geography I think. - I quite like geography. 1093 01:23:14,501 --> 01:23:15,881 So do I. 1094 01:23:18,917 --> 01:23:20,377 Melody? 1095 01:23:21,167 --> 01:23:23,917 - Yeah? - Do you like new maths? 1096 01:23:24,042 --> 01:23:26,172 They're OK. 1097 01:23:26,292 --> 01:23:28,172 I think I like history best. 1098 01:23:28,292 --> 01:23:29,922 Eugh! (Chuckles) 1099 01:23:31,417 --> 01:23:35,247 Well, sometimes I like it, but mostly I hate it. 1100 01:23:38,751 --> 01:23:40,751 (Waves crash, seagulls squawk) 1101 01:23:47,709 --> 01:23:49,459 My dad doesn't like the seaside. 1102 01:23:49,584 --> 01:23:52,294 He says he gets the sand in his ears or something. 1103 01:23:53,334 --> 01:23:56,004 Whenever we go to the seaside Dad always stays at home. 1104 01:23:56,126 --> 01:23:57,536 In the pubs mostly. 1105 01:23:59,751 --> 01:24:01,291 We always travel together. 1106 01:24:02,251 --> 01:24:04,631 We don't get out of the car, though, really. 1107 01:24:04,751 --> 01:24:07,381 (Chuckles) They generally have a row on the way down. 1108 01:24:07,501 --> 01:24:10,171 And don't speak to each other until we get back home. 1109 01:24:19,042 --> 01:24:21,582 Hey, Melody, look what I've got! 1110 01:24:21,709 --> 01:24:23,789 - That's good! - See? 1111 01:24:23,917 --> 01:24:25,327 (Melody chuckles) 1112 01:24:32,834 --> 01:24:34,464 Shall we get married? 1113 01:24:36,834 --> 01:24:38,424 One day, perhaps. 1114 01:24:40,959 --> 01:24:43,249 Why does the water always seep away? 1115 01:24:44,709 --> 01:24:46,789 How old do you have to be, you reckon? 1116 01:24:46,917 --> 01:24:49,827 Perhaps if we put the stones in first, then maybe it'll stay. 1117 01:24:50,751 --> 01:24:53,001 I don't know. As old as our parents I suppose. 1118 01:24:53,126 --> 01:24:56,376 If we wait that long, we might be old miseries. 1119 01:24:56,501 --> 01:24:58,921 Most old people I know are old miseries. 1120 01:24:59,042 --> 01:25:02,922 I honestly don't know. When you're older you're supposed to know it all. 1121 01:25:03,042 --> 01:25:05,252 Perhaps that's what makes them so fed up. 1122 01:25:15,167 --> 01:25:16,917 (Sighs) I don't know. 1123 01:25:18,667 --> 01:25:20,377 I really don't know. 1124 01:25:29,626 --> 01:25:31,996 Oh! It's freezing! 1125 01:25:32,126 --> 01:25:33,456 I'm going in. 1126 01:25:36,501 --> 01:25:38,501 (Indistinct chatter, laughter) 1127 01:25:59,042 --> 01:26:00,582 Come over here. 1128 01:26:14,584 --> 01:26:16,214 So, we've taken it upon ourselves 1129 01:26:16,334 --> 01:26:19,424 to move the summer holidays forward a trifle, have we? 1130 01:26:28,001 --> 01:26:29,631 And where did you decide to go 1131 01:26:29,751 --> 01:26:34,041 whilst your colleagues went about their daily scholastic duties? 1132 01:26:35,876 --> 01:26:37,496 Battersea Funfair. 1133 01:26:38,792 --> 01:26:40,422 That's always a favourite. 1134 01:26:40,542 --> 01:26:42,082 Battersea Funfair, was it? 1135 01:26:44,042 --> 01:26:45,382 The seaside, sir. 1136 01:26:47,042 --> 01:26:49,042 The seaside? 1137 01:26:50,042 --> 01:26:54,582 You do realise the enormity of this fundamental breach of school discipline? 1138 01:26:55,667 --> 01:27:01,127 It's... it's not a minor of fence, Latimer, and, er... Perkins. 1139 01:27:01,251 --> 01:27:03,331 Not a minor of fence. 1140 01:27:03,459 --> 01:27:06,459 If you're gallivanting off somewhere, you can't be at school 1141 01:27:06,584 --> 01:27:09,084 and if you can't be at school, we can't teach you. 1142 01:27:09,209 --> 01:27:11,999 And if we can't teach you, you'll end up raving imbeciles 1143 01:27:12,126 --> 01:27:13,826 like the generation above you. 1144 01:27:15,876 --> 01:27:18,786 I don't encourage corporal punishment in this school, 1145 01:27:18,917 --> 01:27:21,627 but there are occasions when a lesson has to be taught. 1146 01:27:27,001 --> 01:27:28,421 However... 1147 01:27:30,042 --> 01:27:31,792 ...you're both rather young. 1148 01:27:31,917 --> 01:27:37,537 One hesitates to use extremely severe measures. 1149 01:27:37,667 --> 01:27:43,037 But for your own good try to see the error of these immature pranks. 1150 01:27:43,167 --> 01:27:44,827 Think of your careers. 1151 01:27:44,959 --> 01:27:49,749 Think of life's rich tapestry that lies before you. (Chuckles) 1152 01:27:50,959 --> 01:27:54,709 Look, I understand. I was young myself once. 1153 01:27:54,834 --> 01:27:57,584 Long time ago, of course. (Chuckles) 1154 01:27:57,709 --> 01:28:01,329 But I realised eventually what my priorities were. 1155 01:28:01,459 --> 01:28:04,629 - So do we, sir. - So do you what? 1156 01:28:04,751 --> 01:28:07,671 Realise what our, er... priorities are, sir. 1157 01:28:07,792 --> 01:28:09,542 Good for you, Latham. 1158 01:28:10,126 --> 01:28:13,126 Er... er, Latimer. (Chuckles) 1159 01:28:13,251 --> 01:28:16,291 I see our little pow wow has had some effect, eh? 1160 01:28:16,417 --> 01:28:18,627 Got your priorities right, have you? 1161 01:28:18,751 --> 01:28:21,671 Yes, sir. We want to get married. 1162 01:28:25,417 --> 01:28:27,417 Oh! (Chuckles) 1163 01:28:27,542 --> 01:28:29,832 My word, you've got a lot to learn. 1164 01:28:29,959 --> 01:28:33,539 (Chuckles) I've heard some funny things in my time. 1165 01:28:34,042 --> 01:28:35,792 I don't think it's very funny, sir. 1166 01:28:36,917 --> 01:28:39,667 - You don't think it's very funny? - No, sir. 1167 01:28:40,834 --> 01:28:43,424 And, er, you, young lady? Do you think it's very funny? 1168 01:28:43,542 --> 01:28:44,882 Not really, sir. 1169 01:28:45,001 --> 01:28:46,881 I assume you've already promised 1170 01:28:47,001 --> 01:28:50,921 your fair, freckled first-form hand in marriage to this young gentleman? 1171 01:28:51,042 --> 01:28:53,132 I don't really know, sir. 1172 01:28:53,251 --> 01:28:55,711 I don't really understand what it all means, sir. 1173 01:28:55,834 --> 01:28:57,754 You don't understand what it all means? 1174 01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:00,537 You don't understand what it all means? 1175 01:29:00,667 --> 01:29:03,127 You're treating us as though we were stupid. 1176 01:29:03,251 --> 01:29:06,041 All we want to do is to be with one another all the time. 1177 01:29:06,167 --> 01:29:08,957 And we thought that meant getting married! Doesn't it?! 1178 01:29:09,084 --> 01:29:10,964 It's not meant to be funny! 1179 01:29:11,084 --> 01:29:13,044 Don't you understand? 1180 01:29:14,959 --> 01:29:18,249 Now, look here, young man. I've been extremely patient with you. 1181 01:29:18,376 --> 01:29:22,536 I'm willing to overlook your gross ignorance of the young lady. 1182 01:29:22,667 --> 01:29:25,327 God knows we've only ourselves to blame for that. 1183 01:29:25,459 --> 01:29:28,039 But your impertinence is getting a little out of hand. 1184 01:29:29,417 --> 01:29:32,667 The matter is finished. Do you understand me? Finished! 1185 01:29:36,834 --> 01:29:38,834 (Chatter) 1186 01:29:45,334 --> 01:29:47,334 (Shouting, cheering) 1187 01:29:54,084 --> 01:29:56,084 (Chatter stops) 1188 01:30:04,542 --> 01:30:05,962 (Girl 4) Temper. 1189 01:30:06,084 --> 01:30:07,584 (Whispers) 1190 01:30:09,042 --> 01:30:11,042 Burgess says is it too late to propose? 1191 01:30:11,167 --> 01:30:12,577 (Laughter) 1192 01:30:12,709 --> 01:30:15,079 (Chatter, laughter) 1193 01:30:30,334 --> 01:30:32,334 (Class hums "The Wedding March") 1194 01:30:39,751 --> 01:30:42,381 I suppose you've got her mother's approval? 1195 01:30:43,126 --> 01:30:44,826 ♪ La la la la 1196 01:30:44,959 --> 01:30:47,169 Hope she doesn't forget to come to the wedding. 1197 01:30:47,292 --> 01:30:49,002 ♪ La la la la... ♪ 1198 01:30:49,126 --> 01:30:51,126 (Shouting) 1199 01:31:14,751 --> 01:31:16,791 (Shouting, jeering) 1200 01:31:36,001 --> 01:31:38,881 What do you think you're playing at, you pair of hooligans? 1201 01:31:39,001 --> 01:31:43,041 Now, all of you get back to your places. Go on. Sit down and keep quiet. 1202 01:31:43,167 --> 01:31:45,957 And open your Young Latin Primer at page 24. 1203 01:31:53,542 --> 01:31:55,422 I'll talk to you later, Ornshaw. 1204 01:31:58,459 --> 01:32:02,419 (Chuckles) It's a great pity you're not more in love with your work, Latimer. 1205 01:32:08,334 --> 01:32:10,084 I'm sorry, Danny. 1206 01:32:10,209 --> 01:32:11,539 I didn't mean to. 1207 01:32:34,167 --> 01:32:36,167 (Thunder rumbles) 1208 01:32:36,292 --> 01:32:38,292 (Music drowns speech) 1209 01:32:43,459 --> 01:32:45,709 (Reg) You really like this little lad, do you? 1210 01:32:46,417 --> 01:32:48,377 You know, that's fine, you know. 1211 01:32:49,334 --> 01:32:52,294 We always look forward to you bringing your boyfriends home. 1212 01:32:54,084 --> 01:32:57,334 And he, he seems a nice type of... lad. 1213 01:32:58,584 --> 01:33:01,384 That's just the trouble, though. He's only a little lad. 1214 01:33:02,584 --> 01:33:04,714 And you're only a little girl. 1215 01:33:04,834 --> 01:33:06,884 "Our little sunshine" your mum calls you. 1216 01:33:08,751 --> 01:33:10,751 I know it's difficult to understand, love, 1217 01:33:10,876 --> 01:33:13,286 but people just don't get married at your age. 1218 01:33:14,001 --> 01:33:17,001 They wait to see if they like one another when they're older. 1219 01:33:17,126 --> 01:33:18,456 How old? 1220 01:33:19,042 --> 01:33:23,252 Well... in their 20s. Older sometimes. 1221 01:33:23,376 --> 01:33:26,416 But that's twice as old as I am now. 1222 01:33:26,542 --> 01:33:28,212 I know it is, love. 1223 01:33:30,042 --> 01:33:33,542 Only seemed like yesterday I was seen changing your nappies. 1224 01:33:35,084 --> 01:33:38,134 I know, but we want to be together now. 1225 01:33:39,042 --> 01:33:41,882 Think of all the schooling you've got to do yet, love. 1226 01:33:42,001 --> 01:33:43,501 And you like school, don't you? 1227 01:33:43,626 --> 01:33:47,326 I-I've got all your reports. We often look at 'em, don't we, Mum? 1228 01:33:47,459 --> 01:33:51,879 I know, but I like being with Daniel more than I like doing geography. 1229 01:33:52,001 --> 01:33:58,751 Sweetheart, there are lots of things we haven't explained to you yet about... 1230 01:33:59,876 --> 01:34:03,206 ...life and all sorts of things. 1231 01:34:03,917 --> 01:34:09,377 I know, but why is it so difficult when all I want to do is be happy. 1232 01:34:12,042 --> 01:34:14,332 We want you to be happy, love. 1233 01:34:14,917 --> 01:34:18,417 Then why can't you help me instead of keep putting things in my way? 1234 01:34:19,417 --> 01:34:20,957 I just don't understand it. 1235 01:34:21,084 --> 01:34:23,794 I just can't think why it's so terrible. 1236 01:34:23,917 --> 01:34:26,537 Please tell me cos I just don't understand. 1237 01:34:26,667 --> 01:34:28,077 (Sobs) 1238 01:34:28,209 --> 01:34:30,079 Tell me, please. 1239 01:34:43,001 --> 01:34:45,001 (Clocks ticks) 1240 01:34:54,626 --> 01:34:56,876 Hm, oh! 1241 01:35:01,667 --> 01:35:05,627 Good morning, Mrs Latimer. What can I do for you this splendid morning? 1242 01:35:05,751 --> 01:35:07,921 (Mrs Latimer speaks indistinctly) 1243 01:35:08,042 --> 01:35:11,292 Elope? What do you mean, elope? 1244 01:35:12,542 --> 01:35:14,462 Oh! I... 1245 01:35:14,584 --> 01:35:19,334 I'm sure you're quite wrong. I saw them in class myself, scarcely ten minutes ago. 1246 01:35:19,459 --> 01:35:20,879 (Intercom buzzes) 1247 01:35:21,709 --> 01:35:23,539 Well, of course I'm sure. 1248 01:35:26,209 --> 01:35:30,079 Look, if you like, I'll pop down myself and make certain, 1249 01:35:30,209 --> 01:35:32,579 but I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. 1250 01:35:32,709 --> 01:35:34,709 (Mrs Latimer continues to speak) 1251 01:35:34,834 --> 01:35:36,834 (Mouths) 1252 01:35:38,751 --> 01:35:42,131 Hello. Headmaster's secretary. Can I help you? 1253 01:35:42,251 --> 01:35:45,211 ♪ Pom pom pom pom pom... ♪ 1254 01:35:47,292 --> 01:35:50,672 Er... shouldn't you be taking 2C for English? 1255 01:35:51,417 --> 01:35:53,917 Well, I'm supposed to, but they never turned up. 1256 01:35:55,292 --> 01:35:56,672 Never turned up? 1257 01:35:56,792 --> 01:35:59,082 They didn't come back after morning break. 1258 01:36:06,292 --> 01:36:08,382 - (Gasps) - (Headmaster) Where are they? 1259 01:36:08,501 --> 01:36:09,831 Where are who? 1260 01:36:10,959 --> 01:36:13,209 The class, boy. The class. 1261 01:36:14,959 --> 01:36:16,669 They've gone to get married. 1262 01:36:17,792 --> 01:36:19,132 Where, boy? Where? 1263 01:36:19,251 --> 01:36:21,581 Under the arches, down by the railway line. 1264 01:36:21,709 --> 01:36:23,249 Railway line. 1265 01:36:27,209 --> 01:36:31,039 And all the people were shouting, "Just wait until Lenin gets here." 1266 01:36:38,792 --> 01:36:40,792 (Both speak indistinctly) 1267 01:36:45,667 --> 01:36:48,997 Right, children, carry on reading till I get back. 1268 01:36:49,126 --> 01:36:51,666 (Fairfax) "Upon the place beneath... 1269 01:36:51,792 --> 01:36:54,212 "It is twice blessed. 1270 01:36:54,334 --> 01:36:57,294 - (Mouths) - "It blesseth him that gives..." 1271 01:36:57,417 --> 01:37:00,127 (Exhales) Er, no, thank you. I've had mine. 1272 01:37:00,251 --> 01:37:04,171 - "'Tis the mightiest in..." - (Mouths) 1273 01:37:04,292 --> 01:37:05,832 Oh, yes, of course. 1274 01:37:05,959 --> 01:37:08,829 Erm, oh, proceed with the lesson until I return. 1275 01:37:51,459 --> 01:37:54,539 No, it's all right, Saunders. I'll take over. You hold the fort. 1276 01:37:56,626 --> 01:37:58,626 (Engine starts) 1277 01:37:58,751 --> 01:38:00,751 (Tyres screech) 1278 01:38:09,334 --> 01:38:10,754 What's going on? 1279 01:38:10,876 --> 01:38:13,496 - Where are they? - Don't worry. Follow me. 1280 01:38:13,626 --> 01:38:15,246 Everything's under control. 1281 01:38:45,584 --> 01:38:47,004 (Tyres screech) 1282 01:38:54,126 --> 01:38:55,456 (Music drowns speech) 1283 01:39:06,459 --> 01:39:07,789 (Engine revs) 1284 01:39:31,584 --> 01:39:34,334 - Headmaster, there he goes! - Not now, madam. 1285 01:39:34,459 --> 01:39:37,129 - I'll go and cut off his retreat. - Yes, yes. Follow him. 1286 01:39:37,251 --> 01:39:39,211 - He'll lead us to them. - Where? Where? 1287 01:39:39,334 --> 01:39:41,884 Miss Dimkins, cover Dicks. 1288 01:39:42,001 --> 01:39:44,001 The rest of you, we'll comb that area. 1289 01:39:46,959 --> 01:39:48,329 (Ornshaw) Dearly beloved. 1290 01:39:48,459 --> 01:39:50,669 We are gathered here today in the sight of God 1291 01:39:50,792 --> 01:39:54,132 to join together this man and woman in holy matrimony. 1292 01:39:54,251 --> 01:39:55,581 (Giggling) 1293 01:39:55,709 --> 01:39:57,039 Shut up! 1294 01:39:57,167 --> 01:39:59,377 Well, it's not funny. It's serious. 1295 01:40:04,167 --> 01:40:08,077 Wilt thou have this woman to be thy wedded wife and live together...? (Mumbles) 1296 01:40:08,209 --> 01:40:09,539 Will you? 1297 01:40:10,292 --> 01:40:12,792 - I will. - Yeah, I thought you might. 1298 01:40:12,917 --> 01:40:14,917 (Train passes overhead) 1299 01:40:22,126 --> 01:40:23,456 (Headmaster) Ah! 1300 01:40:23,584 --> 01:40:25,634 When Dicks flushes them out, 1301 01:40:25,751 --> 01:40:28,131 I'll cut off the left flank, you bring up the rear. 1302 01:40:28,251 --> 01:40:29,751 - Yes, Headmaster. - Where? 1303 01:40:32,001 --> 01:40:38,041 Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded husband and live together... (Mumbles) 1304 01:40:38,167 --> 01:40:39,577 Will you? 1305 01:40:40,501 --> 01:40:42,001 I will. 1306 01:40:42,542 --> 01:40:43,882 (Ornshaw) Good. Right. 1307 01:40:44,751 --> 01:40:47,081 - I now pronounce you man and... - (Door bangs) 1308 01:40:48,084 --> 01:40:49,884 Quick, get out! Dicks is coming! 1309 01:40:50,001 --> 01:40:52,581 (Screaming) 1310 01:40:58,834 --> 01:41:00,334 (Ornshaw) Dicks! 1311 01:41:06,084 --> 01:41:07,464 (Shouting) 1312 01:41:07,584 --> 01:41:09,964 (♪ CROSBY, STILLS & NASH: "Teach Your Children") 1313 01:41:10,584 --> 01:41:14,254 ♪ You who are on the road 1314 01:41:15,834 --> 01:41:21,924 ♪ Must have a code that you can live by 1315 01:41:22,959 --> 01:41:26,959 ♪ And so become yourself 1316 01:41:27,084 --> 01:41:28,504 (Shouting) 1317 01:41:28,626 --> 01:41:35,076 ♪ Because the past is just a goodbye 1318 01:41:36,626 --> 01:41:40,826 ♪ Teach your children well 1319 01:41:41,876 --> 01:41:48,956 ♪ Their father's hell did slowly go by 1320 01:41:49,084 --> 01:41:54,924 ♪ And feed them on your dreams 1321 01:41:55,042 --> 01:41:58,212 ♪ The one they picks 1322 01:41:58,334 --> 01:42:01,424 ♪ The one you'll know by 1323 01:42:01,542 --> 01:42:04,082 (Rhoda) Leave 'em alone, you horrible old man! 1324 01:42:04,209 --> 01:42:07,249 ♪ Don't you ever ask them why 1325 01:42:07,376 --> 01:42:10,326 ♪ If they told you, you will cry 1326 01:42:10,459 --> 01:42:17,999 ♪ So just look at them and sigh 1327 01:42:18,126 --> 01:42:21,536 ♪ And know they love you 1328 01:42:25,626 --> 01:42:27,626 (Shouting) 1329 01:42:29,042 --> 01:42:30,292 (Mrs Latimer) Danny! 1330 01:42:30,959 --> 01:42:32,959 (Screaming) 1331 01:42:34,542 --> 01:42:38,132 Daniel! Daniel, your mother wants you! 1332 01:42:38,251 --> 01:42:43,081 ♪ Before they can die 1333 01:42:43,209 --> 01:42:47,629 ♪ Teach your parents well 1334 01:42:48,542 --> 01:42:55,712 ♪ Their children's hell will slowly go by 1335 01:42:55,834 --> 01:43:00,254 ♪ And feed them on your dreams 1336 01:43:00,376 --> 01:43:01,746 (Ornshaw) Come on! Hurry up! 1337 01:43:01,876 --> 01:43:04,996 ♪ The one they picks 1338 01:43:05,126 --> 01:43:08,956 ♪ The one you'll know by 1339 01:43:10,209 --> 01:43:14,129 ♪ Don't you ever ask them why 1340 01:43:14,251 --> 01:43:17,001 ♪ If they told you, you will cry 1341 01:43:17,126 --> 01:43:23,996 ♪ So just look at them and sigh 1342 01:43:25,001 --> 01:43:28,131 ♪ And know they love you 1343 01:43:28,251 --> 01:43:30,671 (Shouting, screaming) 1344 01:43:33,292 --> 01:43:34,832 Hey up! Hey up! 1345 01:43:46,251 --> 01:43:47,581 I've done it. 1346 01:43:52,584 --> 01:43:55,254 (Dicks) I'll get you, Ornshaw. 1347 01:43:55,376 --> 01:43:57,206 (Ornshaw) In there! Get in! 1348 01:44:02,542 --> 01:44:04,542 (Shouting, cheering) 1349 01:44:10,501 --> 01:44:13,421 ♪ Don't you ever ask them why 1350 01:44:13,542 --> 01:44:16,132 ♪ If they told you, you will cry 1351 01:44:16,251 --> 01:44:23,421 ♪ So just look at them and sigh 1352 01:44:23,542 --> 01:44:25,882 ♪ And know they love you 1353 01:44:33,542 --> 01:44:34,922 (Gasps, groans) 1354 01:44:35,042 --> 01:44:37,082 (Cheering) 1355 01:44:37,209 --> 01:44:41,829 ♪ And you of tender years 1356 01:44:41,959 --> 01:44:44,829 ♪ Can't know the fears 1357 01:44:44,959 --> 01:44:47,999 ♪ That your elders grew by 1358 01:44:48,126 --> 01:44:53,996 ♪ And so please help them with your youth 1359 01:44:54,126 --> 01:44:57,956 ♪ They seek the truth before they can die 1360 01:44:58,084 --> 01:45:00,884 Oi! Use the trolley! Come on! Hurry up! 1361 01:45:01,001 --> 01:45:05,421 ♪ And teach your parents well 1362 01:45:06,542 --> 01:45:10,792 ♪ Their children's hell will slowly go by 1363 01:45:10,917 --> 01:45:13,877 And don't forget to change at Clapham Junction. 1364 01:45:14,001 --> 01:45:18,791 ♪ And feed them on your dreams 1365 01:45:18,917 --> 01:45:23,577 ♪ The one they picks The one you'll know by 1366 01:45:23,709 --> 01:45:27,209 Now, now, Ornshaw. Control yourself. 1367 01:45:27,334 --> 01:45:29,794 Come on, Mr Dicks. Take it like a man. 1368 01:45:30,459 --> 01:45:32,129 ♪ If they told you, you will cry 1369 01:45:32,251 --> 01:45:33,671 Come back here, you fat git! 1370 01:45:33,792 --> 01:45:40,382 ♪ So just look at them and sigh 1371 01:45:40,501 --> 01:45:43,631 ♪ And know they love you 1372 01:45:45,001 --> 01:45:49,791 ♪ Teach your parents well 1373 01:45:49,917 --> 01:45:52,917 ♪ Their children's hell 1374 01:45:53,042 --> 01:45:56,672 ♪ Will slowly go by 1375 01:45:56,792 --> 01:46:02,172 ♪ And feed them on your dreams 1376 01:46:02,292 --> 01:46:05,172 ♪ The one they picks 1377 01:46:05,292 --> 01:46:08,922 ♪ The one you'll know by 1378 01:46:10,459 --> 01:46:13,709 ♪ Don't you ever ask them why 1379 01:46:13,834 --> 01:46:16,584 ♪ If they told you, you will cry 1380 01:46:16,709 --> 01:46:23,879 ♪ So just look at them and sigh 1381 01:46:24,001 --> 01:46:27,001 ♪ And know they love you ♪ 95661

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