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Welcome back. Let's
review what happened last.

When Jane was young, her grandmother
taught her to protect her flower.

And so Jane waited...
which wasn't always easy.

This is Jane's fiancé.

He's a detective.

Their life was perfectly
on track, until...

Oh, there you are, Dr. Alver.

You have an insemination in
seven and a path in eight.

Yeah, an insemination and
a path, yeah, I got it.

Should I... No, I-I got it.

She does not “got it.”

Are you ready for your
insemination? Hi. yes.

I artificially inseminated
the wrong woman.

And the father, Dr.
Alver's brother, Rafael,

who Jane kissed
once five years ago,

only now he's married to Petra.

Got all that? There's more.

Jane did not know that her
favorite telenovela star

was actually her
father, who her mother

recently got back in touch with.

Anw you are caught up.

Jane's Quinceañera
was, without a doubt,

the worst party
she'd ever been to.

But not for lack of effort.

In fact, Jane had planned
the day down to a tee.

The flowers.

The entrance.

The perfectly
choreographed dance

with the Superfly Date.

What she didn't
plan? That her mother

would take over
the mike and perform

the number one hit currently
sweeping the nation.

♪ My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard ♪

♪ And they're like,
it's better than yours ♪

♪ It's better
than yours... ♪

But to her credit,

Jane did not panic.

She simply moved on.

Who wants cake?

No, thank you, Abuela.

I'm not hungry.

And Jane was determined
to move on now.

Yes, I know, but
that is not gonna be

the focus of everything
moving forward.

I'm gonna... I'm gonna
get back to my life.

In fact,

that's the reason why I
called this family meeting.

Michael, welcome to your
first family meeting.

Happy to be here.
Proud to be representing

the male point of view.

Ooh. Oh, see, I wouldn't lead

with that, 'cause that's not
gonna do well in our meetings.

I'm mostly here to
watch and observe.

So, I just wanted
to go over the plan.

All right? The
most important thing

is that this... event...

doesn't derail my life.

Nothing else has
changed. All right?

I'm almost at the
finish line with college.

I got a good job. I'm
engaged to a great guy.

Sure, there are

a few logistical things
I'm gonna have to do

to make sure it...
stays in good health,

like I set up a
sonogram, for instance.

But other than that,
nothing has changed.

Got it?

Yes. Go ahead.

Abuela!

She said that I
should keep the baby.

Oh! No, she's not
keeping the baby.

Stop, Abuela.

I'm not gonna keep the baby.

I- In fact,

we're not gonna
refer to it as a baby.

We're gonna... we're gonna
call it something else.

W... We are going
to call it, um...

♪ My milkshake brings all
the boys to the yard... ♪

a milkshake.

And I can't wait to
give that milkshake

to its rightful owners...

good people who really want it.

I want a divorce.

Well, I don't.

And Jane's not gonna give
you that child on your own.

Yeah.

I know.

Just like I know

that you're trying
to wait out our prenup

to make money off me.

So, tell me, sweetheart...

how are we gonna
work through that?

Hey, man, how you holding up?

Good. Yeah?

We're good.

Catalina Creel?
Seriously, Abuela?

- Who is Catalina Creel?
- This super psycho telenovela villain

who wore an eye patch everywhere
even though she wasn't really blind.

Petra's not a super psycho.

Okay, you know what?

I... am gonna meet with Petra.

She's just texted me.

She'd like to meet.

Sounds lovely.

Great. She is excited
to set something up.

Are you happy?

And once I meet
with her, I am going

to think about this pregnancy
as little as possible.

I'm gonna get back to my life.

Uh-uh. No way.

After that, you sue
the frickin' doctor.

Ah, yes,

the frickin' doctor. Okay.

The frickin' doctor was
trying to move forward as well.

Mrs. Diana T. Gower.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Can you just say your
name one more time,

and this time would you mind

also spelling it slowly?

Twice... you can
never be too careful.

The nurse said you
were between patients.

Well...

I'm sure the mistake
will be dealt with

through the
appropriate channels,

and since I haven't
received the...

official notification that
my license is suspended,

I figured I should
just keep practicing.

Oh, okay, there's the
official notification.

My license is suspended.

Luisa, you're not
drinking are you?

No.

No, I'm not. What I'm doing is

that I'm trying to be practical,
which is why I called you.

I mean, you were a
pretty good lawyer

before you gave it up
to become a trophy wife.

Take care of yourself.

No, stop it. I'm sorry.

I don't know why I said that.

I'm going through a lot,

and I'm lashing out. I...

I need your help.

I called my insurance
company, and there's

this thing in my policy.

It mentions my brother, and
I'm not sure I understand it

because of all the legal jargon.

You put your shares

of the hotel up as collateral?

In case of a lawsuit, yeah.

Look, no one would insure Luisa
with her history of addiction.

She's my sister.

And I believed her when
she said she'd changed.

So if Jane sues me...?

Your brother's hotel
could be on the line.

I just don't want to
spend the next year

in a whole legal
battle. I just want

to keep moving
forward with my life.

Finish college, obsess
about wedding dresses...

and who keeps calling you, Mom?

Can you ask Rafael if I can
sing at the hotel next month?

I heard Paulina Rubio's

producer might be in town, so...

Is it Bruce?

- Yeah, it's Bruce.
- Mom!

It is important to note

that Bruce is Xiomara's

married ex-boyfriend.

Stop calling!

It is also important
to note that that was

not Bruce calling. In fact,

it was Jane's father,
who Xo saw out of the blue

16 months ago.

Seeing her high school boyfriend

on a telenovela was shocking.

So Xiomara did the
only sensible thing.

She rushed home to Google him.

Hey. Who's the hottie?

But alas, Jane didn't
know any of that.

Yet.

And so for a brief moment,

as Jane went to
work that morning,

it truly felt like
nothing had changed.

Jane.

Hi. I'm sorry to
ambush you like this.

I just wanted to talk
really quickly about the...

uh... the baby.

Like I said, the
moment was brief.

Oh. Yes. Hi. Hey.

- I actually texted your wife.
- Yes, I heard.

Yeah, I was just trying
to put a name to the face

and make sure she
didn't have an eye patch.

What?

Nothing. That was
a bad joke. sorry.

I am really excited to meet her.

And, you know, see
the whole picture

and the
two-parent-home thing.

Right.

So, that's pretty
important to you, huh?

Yeah, it's the reason why I
feel good about my decision.

Sorry, what was it
that you wanted to talk

to me about?

In truth, he decided

to come clean to Jane and
tell her his marriage is over.

Just some... lawsuit
stuff, actually.

But alas, plans change.

You're suing?

No. I'm not suing.

Just... Luisa, Dr. Alver,
is my sister, so it's...

- What?
- The... doctor who inseminated you.

She's your sister?

She's... your sister?

Yes. But I mean, we're not
on good terms, obviously.

No, but she's, like,
really your sister?

I just... wow.

And not to make
things more awkward...

but, Jane, you should
really talk to a lawyer.

Come up with an amount,
present it to us,

and that way I can
pay you directly,

and that way you'll
make the most money.

What makes you think
that I want money?

I don't know, I just
assumed, because...

Because I'm a waitress?

No. I... I know you're
not just a waitress.

- “Just a waitress.”
- That's not what I meant.

- Look, you're in college...
- So if I wasn't

in college, I would be
“just a waitress.”

Jane, I think you're
taking this the wrong way.

Yeah. Maybe I am.

Except this huge
thing just happened,

and you're telling me
that your sister did it,

and then you're
offering me money.

I got to change.

Seriously, what did you expect?

He's a rich playboy.

Rich playboy with
an entitled attitude,

missing a basic
sensitivity chip.

He was so much nicer in my head.

That's because
he's a good kisser.

What?! You kissed him?

- You slut!
- When?

It was five years
ago. Not a big deal.

What did Magic Mikey say when
you told him? Did he freak out?

No.

Because I haven't
actually told Michael yet.

He just found out the
news about my pregnancy,

and I want it to settle... I
just don't want it to be weird.

Or weirder.

It's definitely weirder.

I'm trying to find
the right moment.

Before he meets Rafael.

Obviously. Whatever.

I'm sure Rafael is a fine guy.

We just had one bad interaction;
I'm just gonna let it go.

What? Nothing.

Just heard some things
about him over the years.

What kind of things?

Very bad things.

Very, very bad things.

Oh, my God.

It is important to
know that, right now,

Jane is panicking.

We're gonna have to
keep it. I don't want to,

and you don't want to,

but we're gonna have to.

W- Wait-wait, what's
going on, Jane?

I can't give Rafael
the milkshake.

It is important to note
that Michael Cordero Jr.

Is not a virgin.

Well, it's important to him.

I don't really care
about it too much.

But what is important to know

is that Michael never
planned to date a virgin.

But when he met Jane,
everything changed.

Oh. Oh.

Okay, okay. I thought about it.

This doesn't mean that
we ha to keep it, right?

There has got to be some legal
loophole that we can find.

We'll declare him unfit,
we'll find other good parents.

- Okay, calm down, slow down.
- Did you see what I sent you?

- Did you click on the links?
- Yeah. I wish you would've warned me

before the Bora Bora series.

Michael, don't you think

that I have a moral
obligation to make sure

that the milkshake
goes to a decent person?

And that is not a decent person.

What he did in Bora
Bora is not decent.

It literally is indecent,
which is why he got arrested.

And it was also a while ago.

You said the guy
had cancer, right?

He obviously went through
some major life-changing event.

You know, he's marr..
He's happily married now.

- He wants a
baby. - Uh-huh.

Trust me, Bora Bora
guy doesn't want a baby.

Yeah, I mean, that's
definitely true.

Look, I get why you're anxious,

but, uh, you-you're gonna
meet the wife, right?

Mm-hmm. I bet you'll
feel better when you do.

Give this guy a real chance.

Huh.

So, I just stood there,
talking to her about money

and lying about my marriage.

Well, Petra's trying at least.

Driving my staff crazy,

wanting everything to be
perfect for the party tonight.

She's trying to
impress my father.

Yeah, so you look good.

It's his first time
seeing the renovations.

He's got to be blown away

if he's gonna trust
you to run things here.

Petra knows how
important this is to you.

Yeah, maybe, or maybe she knows

that if she gets my
father on her side,

it will be that much
harder for me to leave her.

Wow.

So, you're pretty
much done then, huh?

Yeah. I am.

Why did she order an ice
sculpture of a wizard?

I said marlin, not Merlin!

A Marlin? Like the fish?

Yes, like the fish!

My father-in-law
loves to fish.

Does he also like magic?

We got a leopard on the loose!

We need to talk right now.

You can't keep calling
me! I said I'd tell her

when the time is right,
and I'll tell her!

When? I want to be a part
of my daughter's life.

You kept her from
me long enough.

Yeah, well, you
shouldn't have told me

- to have an abortion.
- Shh. I was just a kid.

Yeah, yeah, I know, I
know, and I was just a kid

when I told my mom you
were some random army guy,

and now it's been
so long, and I...

Uh, I know it's hard, Xiomara.

And I was a screw-up years
ago, but I have changed.

I want my daughter to have
the pleasure of knowing me.

I want to be a part of her life.

Yeah... okay, I'll
tell her... today.

Good. What is she like?

Jane? Oh.

She's awesome.

Smart, strong, determined.

Pregnant.

- I am to be a grandfather?
- Kind of.

It was a medical
mistake. Long story.

Who's the father?

But I honestly hoped this baby
would be a real chance for us.

Because you might
have stopped loving me,

but I never stop loving you.

Okay... better, but I think

you'd be more effective
if you'd make yourself cry.

Just, like, one tear.

I haven't cried since
I was a child, Zaz.

God, I hate that I have to
humiliate myself like this.

I know, but this baby
angle isn't gonna last.

You're gonna have to
make him love you again.

What if I can't? Oh, please.

With your... arsenal...

of weapons, hmm? Hmm?

Come on!

You only have to
last one more year.

Then, you'll cash
out of your prenup,

and we can get the
hell out of here.

Girl's in there again.

Don't need to watch this part.

What a waste of time.
Nothing's happening.

We've only been here 48 hours.

Cortes named Roman
Zazo as a contact.

If he's right, this
is the first real lead

we've had on Sin
Rostro in four years.

We haven't heard from Sin Rostro
in four years because he's dead.

You know what would be great?

If partner wasn't always
working against me.

You don't go from the
biggest drug game in town

to radio silence, unless
you're six feet under.

Or regrouping,
planning something big.

Finally... an I.D. on the woman.

I don't know what
took all damn day.

Petra Solano.

Oh, wow.

Apparently, she's the wife

of the guy who owns the hotel.

Try to remember, later,

that Michael's first thought
in this moment was Jane.

He had to tell...

Jane.

Hey. I just wanted to apologize
for what happened earlier.

The truth is, I have no
idea how to act around you.

No, it's fine.

So I should get back
to work. You know,

trying to get on with my life,
not constantly think about it.

- Yeah, that makes
sense. - Mm-hmm.

- Just one more thing.
- What's that?

I would love to come to
any doctor's appointments?

It should be noted that
at this very moment,

all Jane wanted to do
was scream “No!”

But alas, Michael said
to give him another try.

I actually have a sonogram
scheduled for this afternoon.

Why don't you and
your wife come?

- Really?
- I mean, you definitely don't have to.

- Great.
- Great.

What are you doing?

Focusing on the bright side.

Drinking will not
solve anything.

I know, but every
time I don't drink,

I feel good about myself,

and I need something
to feel good about,

because my brother
won't speak to me,

my wife cheated on me,
and I have nowhere to go,

and I'm about to be
slapped with a huge lawsuit.

But I'm not drinking.

At least I'm not drinking.

You're crazy. You know that?

Don't call me crazy.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean...

Oh, we can't.

I know.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh, I'm so sorry, baby.

They're running
late. Are you there?

Yup, I am here.

Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry.

Amy Nesson?

Are you

clo...

Michael?

Hi. Come on in.

Hey. Okay, thanks.

Sorry. Hey, yeah.

Sorry. This place
is... really weird.

Um, are you close?

Yes. Listen, is, uh,
Rafael and Petra there yet?

- No.
- Okay, good, good.

'Cause I wanted to tell you
something before you met him,

which wasn't going to
be today, but now it is,

and it's so not a big deal,

but you should know
it before you meet him,

or it might be a little
strange when you do know.

Know what?

I kissed Rafael
once, five years ago.

What?!

Yeah, way before I met you.

Okay, and it was
so not a big deal.

It was nothing really, you know?

I mean, nothing then;
it means nothing now.

You must be Michael.

Hi. I'm Rafael.

We'll talk about
this later, Jane.

I used to make out
with Jane all the time.

What? I asked if
they're running on time?

Oh, yes, I think so.

Michael Cordero, Jane's fiancé.

Oh, I didn't know
you two got engaged.

Yeah, yeah. It just happened.

We're, like, super happy.

We're really in love, big time.

Just trying to get through
this crazy... accident.

Yes. Us, too.

Petra Solano. Such a
pleasure to meet you.

What your fiancée
is doing for us...

it's such a gift.

Shut it, Mom. We
wouldn't be late

if you hadn't made me change
out of my booty shorts.

I didn't know you
two were coming.

Oh. Trust me, a
girl needs her mom.

Are you...?

The father, yes. Hi. I'm Rafael.

I'm Jane's mom.

And, yes, I had her very young.

I'm so sorry. I...

I'm late.

You must be Petra.

Yes.

It is so nice to
finally meet you.

You're making our
dreams come true.

Jane Villanueva?

Hi.

Hi. Come on in.

Grams.

This is my grandma.
Great. Hi. Welcome.

Oops. Sorry. Just
gonna get in there.

Excuse me.

Oh, sorry. Sorry. Ma, back up.

You know what?

I'm gonna have to ask
some of you to leave.

Oh, no, no, I can't leave.

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Who are the parents?

I'm the father. Just carrying the
baby, so, I should probably stay.

I'm supposed be the
mother, technically.

- My fiancé.
- I'm the fiancé.

Okay, you know what?

I'm gonna go on biology.

So you and you.

Everyone else, out.

- Thank you.
- Good luck, baby.

Okay.

I appreciate that. Thank you.

All right.

This is gonna be cold, okay?

You're about seven weeks
along, is that right?

Yes.

Okay, I'm gonna get started.

Will you be wanting pictures?

- Yes.
- No.

So, what are you studying?

Teaching. Just
one more semester.

Nice.

- I Googled you.
- Oh?

- Mm.
- That couldn't have gone well.

No, it didn't.

Hey, you see...?

Yup, mm-hmm.

Oh, God.

I was pretty lost a
year and a half ago.

And when I got sick, I
just went to this really...

dark place, you know?

So, what changed?

My sister, actually.

She came over one daand toe

to stop feeling
sorry for myself,

and that I'd find
the bright side.

It's what I needed
to hear, I guess.

So, I started to focus on the
things that I should change,

which ended up pretty
much being my entire life.

So what made you so lost
to begin with, do you think?

Fear of failure.

That's what it is.

It's fear of failure.

Which can be a pretty
crippling thing.

Yeah, I know.

Is that why you're trying to
be a teacher and not a writer?

Well, it depends.

Am I being practical or brave?

Practical.

I'm a teacher.

Brave.

I'm a writer?

I have never said
that out loud before.

So what have you been writing?

Not writing anything right now.

What do you want to be writing?

Romance.

Romance?

Mm-hmm.

Really?

Little early to
hear the heartbeat.

It was all a
little early indeed.

And now, I implore
you to remember

that Michael's first thought

upon learning about
Petra's affair,

was Jane, he had to tell Jane.

End the affair.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Then I'll be clear then.

Stop sleeping with Roman Zazo.

How...?

Came by the hotel,
saw you together.

- Where?
- Doesn't matter.

Do you even want this baby?

Yes, of course I
want this baby, I'm...

Then end it.

Or I'll tell your husband.

And, trust me, Jane's not
giving that baby to him alone.

And you don't want it.

Fine.

I'll end it.

Who knows? Maybe I'll ask
you for a favor at some point.

Talked to Rafael.

Everything's gonna be fine.

Good.

That's good.

I want you to quit your job.

What?

I- It's, it's too much.

You're carrying the guy's baby.

You just told me you kissed him.

Five years ago, it was nothing.

Come on, baby.

I've been there for four years.

I really like it, I have
all my friends there.

It pays well, I have
health care... Michael...

Babe... I don't
want to start over.

You know how much I
don't want to start over.

I can't help it... it
makes me uncomfortable.

There are a million other
hotels in South Beach.

Just find another one.

Janie?

Did you forget your key?

What are you doing here?

Didn't you get my text?

Oh, no, no. I didn't.

I have too many phones.

If it's important, the best way
to reach me is through Twitter.

Actually, today isn't
a good day anymore.

Jane seemed off
after her sonogram,

that's what I was
texting you about.

Oh, shoot! She's coming.

Jane? Now?

How's my hair?

Come on, get in here quick.

What kind of mother are you to
keep a father from his daughter?

She's going through a
hard time, she had her f...

And I have been
patient long enough.

Tell her now, or I will.

Okay, just... stay here.

Honey...

I wanted to talk with you.

Oh, hang on, I'm gonna just
finish filling something out.

A job application?

You like your job.

Yeah, Michael wants me to quit.

He's uncomfortable with Rafael.

Which I get.

Plus, the whole sonogram was
kind of hard for him, so...

And how about you?

Oh, honey...

We...

we heard the heartbeat, Mom.

And I just started
to think about it.

I just didn't want this
to take over my life

and change everything.

I know, baby. I know.

But it's going to. Oh...

'Cause it's not a stupid
milkshake, it's a baby,

and I'm gonna get
attached to it.

I mean, how can I not?

And then I have
to give it to them.

And that's what I want to do.

I do, but it's gonna be so hard.

I mean, it just is.

Even if Rafael and
Petra are great.

And I don't know how to
prepare, or how to act,

or what to do to
not make it hurt.

Honey, I don't think
there's anything you can do.

See this? This right here
is why I keep saying to sue.

Because you're gonna
have a lot of pain.

All because of this
frickin' doctor.

And your life is now hard and
complicated in ways it shouldn't be.

- Mom, don't you cry.
- I'm not.

I mean, me? I...

I'm a screw-up.

I mean, I deserved to
get knocked up, but you?

This isn't fair.

Stop, we can't go to that
“it's not fair” place.

We won't go there, then.

Yeah. We can go

to the “it
sucks” place, right?

Yeah, I think that's
where I'm at right now.

It sucks. All around.

Yeah, it does.

But it's gonna
suck worse for you.

And you got to remember that.

That supposed to
make me feel better?

I'm just saying...

you get to be selfish now.

You don't have to take care
of anyone else, just yourself.

Okay?

Yeah. Thanks.

You know, you're
not a screw-up, Mom.

I mean, the way you
chase your singing dream.

That's some brave stuff.

I could use some
of that right now.

I guess it...

I guess it's just hitting
me that I'm having a baby.

And how much it totally sucks.

In a way that doesn't offend God

and whatever higher
plan He has for us.

Bueno.

Where does that expression
come from, anyway?

You know, I really,
I can't even remember.

Abuela...

Mom.

I'm sorry, okay?

Don't be upset about that.

But Xiomara was
not upset at all.

Because she
remembered the events

of the Quinceañera
quite differently.

Here's Jane's Superfly Date.

And here is Jane's Superfly
Date's superslutty hookup.

♪ My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard ♪

♪ And damn right... ♪

And the memory that
she was a good mom,

that she knew when to protect
her daughter's feelings,

fortified Xiomara.

I want to see her right now.

No, you won't, because
being a parent means

that you put your
kid's interest first,

and right now,
Jane's overwhelmed,

and she needs some part
of her life to not change,

and so you're gonna back off
until I tell you she's ready.

And don't ever question me
as a mother again, got it?

Okay.

I will wait.

But not forever, right?

No.

Not forever.

Her eyes are so
bright and curious.

Much like my own.

Tell me, is she
a singer like you?

What?

Nothing, I-I'm just...

I'm surprised you remembered.

Your voice, Xiomara...

unforgettable.

Yeah, well...

I know I'll have to give
up trying at some point.

Why?

I became an international
star just a few years ago.

Imagine what a disservice it
would have been to the world,

if I had given up.

Michael, it's me.

Thought I could treat this
pregnancy like it was nothing,

like an inconvenience.

But I can't, and I can't pretend

that nothing's changed
because everything's changed.

Everything's different now.

I'm gonna be different,

after going through this,

after carrying a baby,

and having to give it up.

So, I need some constants in
my life right now, I really do.

Which is why I'm
gonna keep my job.

And I love you, Michael,
and I don't want to hurt you,

but I get to be selfish now.

Not you.

I love you, and you love me.

It's over, Roman.

Let go of me.

What...?

Good.

You passed the test.

I wanted to make sure

you'd fight for me.

Damn right I'd fight for you.

Wha...?

Mmm! The party.

I have to get ready.

We'll sneak away later?

I'll see you later.

Uh-huh. Mmm...

But there would be no later.

Not for them.

Your father is going
to love the renovations.

He'll be so impressed
with what you've done.

They got the marlin
right, finally.

Can you imagine if he showed up

to an ice sculpture of a wizard?

You know what? I
am so sick of this.

Maybe you're right.

Maybe this can't be salvaged.

But I can't take this.

You standing there,
all sanctimonious.

Uh-huh... Yes, I did
something terrible.

But you know what? You did
something terrible, too!

And what did I do?

What did I do?

Tell me.

You stopped loving me.

I remember the day, actually.

I'm sure it started
happening earlier.

I'm sure I just registered
it on this day, but...

You were halfway
through your chemo.

And it seemed like you
had a nice enough visit

from your sister, but after
she left, you came out,

and you were
looking around and...

and when you looked at me...

it felt as if
everything had changed.

But I honestly hoped

that this baby would be

a real chance for us.

Because you might've
stopped loving me.

But I never stopped loving you.

Turns out, it's easy to
give a good performance...

when what you are
saying is actually true.

Can I come in?

What's with the music?

Well, I wanted to
do something for you.

Like some big
telenovela gesture.

Fill the whole room with flowers

or leopards or something.

But there are
budget restrictions.

So...

When the guy comes to the
girl to say he screwed up,

there's always this
dramatic I-screwed-up music.

So this is my dramatic
I- screwed-up music.

I listened to your message.

And you're right.

I made this about
me and not you.

Of course you
should keep your job.

You should do whatever
you need to do.

I'm really sorry.

Wait. That...

that thing you said
about everything changing?

That's not fair.

How much I love you?

That is not changing.

You got some good music
to kiss to in there?

Oh, yeah.

I got the best music to kiss to.

I wanted to give you this.

Divorce papers I assume.

It's the sonogram of the baby.

Look, we've both made mistakes.

And I don't know if
we'll get past them.

Let's give it a try.

Well, you can't
blame me for being

a little jealous though,
right? I mean, the guy's like...

Well, let's put it this way,
your mom was drooling over him.

First of all, my mom
drools over everybody.

And second? So not my type.

Way too pretty, right? I
mean... just super pretty.

- Super pretty.
- Super.

Hey.

Trust me.

You have nothing
to be jealous of.

Just be happy for me.

I love him, Mother.

I actually think
we can fix this.

But what about the other
man you whored yourself to?

You are a selfish girl.

After I sacrificed
everything for you?

Stop, Mother.

I'll figure it out.

Oh, enough with the
tarot cards already!

Oh, don't be dramatic.

I'm playing Solitaire.

I already read the cards.

I already know this outcome.

Would you go back
to your room, please?

Shouldn't you be in there?

Yeah, just kind of
taking a moment, pre-game.

Understood.

So, you should know...

I'm gonna sue your sister.

I went back and forth,
but she screwed up.

And she needs to
permanently lose her license

and admit her wrongdoings and...

You should sue.

And don't worry, it's
got nothing to do with me.

Except that his
hotel was on the line.

I'm glad you understand.

I also...

I wanted to thank you.

What you said before about

not avoiding something,
due to fear...

I needed to hear it.

Are you gonna start writing?

Hey, if that's
what I want to do,

I gotta go for it, right?

Like you, like my mom...

Like your mom?

Yeah, you know, it's
funny that you mention her.

Did I mention her?

Not really the
point. She's a singer.

And she's really good,

and she just has never
really gotten her big break,

and she said that
there was gonna be

a huge producer in
your hotel next month...

You want an introduction?

I want her to perform here.

I'm trying to look

at the bright
side, like you said.

Of course.

Cool.

I should probably get to work.

Yeah.

I'll... I'll walk with you.

I am so sorry.

I'll tell her to
leave right now.

What are you doing here?

I invited her.

Dad. I don't know if you know
what's been going on here...

Of course I know.

Your sister made a very
unfortunate mistake.

But she wasn't drinking
and that's important.

An “unfortunate mistake”?

Dad, I don't understand
why you coddle her...

That's not true.

You do understand.

Luisa is family.

And family is everything.

And speaking of...

Hello, darling.

Luisa.

Xiomara! Xiomara!

Ooh, Mommy!

ÿEl presidente?

You could actually get
really rich from this.

You do realize that.

I'm not doing this to get rich.

I mean, I can handle rich.

Rich wouldn't be the
worst thing in the world.

Okay, in the meantime,

we've got some ideas.

Changes we'd like
to see at the hotel.

Since it seems like
you kind of have pull.

Let me hear them.

I'm all about embracing change.

Zaz!

On the bright side, Jane's
Quinceañera was no longer

the worst party
she'd ever been to.