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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,542 --> 00:00:02,415 I'd just popped in for a quick shop. 2 00:00:02,535 --> 00:00:04,686 Two minutes, in and out. 3 00:00:07,091 --> 00:00:10,386 All I needed was milk and tea bags 4 00:00:11,033 --> 00:00:12,727 and a packet of AA batteries. 5 00:00:13,611 --> 00:00:18,194 It was a Tuesday, 6.30, and that's when I saw her. 6 00:00:22,041 --> 00:00:25,487 I thought, "That's her." 7 00:00:25,607 --> 00:00:29,178 "That's who I'm going to spend my whole life with." 8 00:00:30,783 --> 00:00:32,657 What's she look like? 9 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:40,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 10 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:47,505 She's not your sort of beautiful, but I think she's lovely. 11 00:00:47,521 --> 00:00:49,633 Past the sell-by. 12 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:53,239 But you might never see her again. 13 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,749 Oh, I've seen her loads. 14 00:00:54,970 --> 00:00:59,080 I go back every Tuesday between 6.30 and 6.45, and there she is. 15 00:00:59,096 --> 00:01:02,121 - How many times have you done that? - 15. 16 00:01:05,289 --> 00:01:08,293 I love her. 17 00:01:10,142 --> 00:01:11,641 Banana! 18 00:01:42,908 --> 00:01:45,040 _ 19 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:48,032 She's got a wedding ring, but that doesn't mean anything. 20 00:01:48,294 --> 00:01:50,160 She's old enough to be divorced. 21 00:01:50,169 --> 00:01:52,799 Then again, I reckon there must be someone else, 22 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,679 cos the amount of toilet paper she buys, 23 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,319 that's got to be enough for two, 24 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,479 - unless she's got problems. - Oh, my God! 25 00:01:58,479 --> 00:02:00,952 - You've worked out her shitting patterns. - I told you, I love her. 26 00:02:01,633 --> 00:02:04,556 But this envelope, it was like an internal envelope, 27 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:08,431 like the ones you get at Clement's, but this one says HMRC. 28 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:09,640 What do you think it means? 29 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:12,124 It means, get yourself a smartphone and look it up. 30 00:02:12,157 --> 00:02:13,639 I think you'll find it's customs... 31 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:16,590 Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs, they're based at Salford Quays. 32 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:18,719 - She works in customs. - There you go! 33 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,310 So if I phoned them up and said, 34 00:02:20,321 --> 00:02:22,789 "Can I speak to Y Burgess, please?" would they put me through? 35 00:02:22,836 --> 00:02:24,240 Well, better be careful. 36 00:02:24,256 --> 00:02:26,864 She'd have to sign the Official Secrets Act, working in a place like that. 37 00:02:27,723 --> 00:02:28,592 Oh, my God! 38 00:02:28,634 --> 00:02:30,680 You're in love with a spy! 39 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:31,851 Yes! 40 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:37,729 Aye aye for fishy pie, what time do you call this? 41 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,240 Sorry! I can only do two hours, I've got to go by nine. 42 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,214 You break my heart, Scots, you break my bloody heart. 43 00:02:43,774 --> 00:02:44,905 �5.99 per month. 44 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:46,759 If you can tell me the details of your current plan, 45 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,305 I can work out a deal right now. 46 00:02:48,624 --> 00:02:49,788 Water maintenance, how can I help? 47 00:02:49,829 --> 00:02:51,480 I would just recommend the alpha package... 48 00:02:51,506 --> 00:02:52,920 I recommend the alpha package... 49 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:53,799 Hello, my name is Scotty. 50 00:02:53,845 --> 00:02:56,398 Yeah, so think of all the peace of mind you'd be getting. 51 00:02:56,435 --> 00:02:59,120 - I guarantee... - Cos this is the problem. 52 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,444 You can't smoke in the doorways any more. 53 00:03:01,775 --> 00:03:03,531 And the smoking shelter's too far away. 54 00:03:03,564 --> 00:03:06,091 You're all adding five minutes onto your break, just by walking. 55 00:03:06,211 --> 00:03:07,357 So now we've got this... 56 00:03:10,702 --> 00:03:12,797 ... the Red Cap Policy. 57 00:03:13,267 --> 00:03:15,208 You all get a cap, OK? 58 00:03:15,681 --> 00:03:18,540 And you can't take it home, you've got to keep it on your desk at all times. 59 00:03:18,569 --> 00:03:19,959 And this is how it works. 60 00:03:20,237 --> 00:03:21,918 If you want to stop work and have a break, 61 00:03:21,947 --> 00:03:23,318 sitting right where you are... 62 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:25,839 you just put the cap on. 63 00:03:26,478 --> 00:03:28,200 That's all you do. You put on the red cap. 64 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:30,481 And while you're wearing the cap, no-one can bother you, 65 00:03:30,519 --> 00:03:31,605 no-one can talk to you. 66 00:03:31,613 --> 00:03:35,205 This is your chance for some peace and quiet, sitting right where you are. 67 00:03:35,871 --> 00:03:37,728 And you can use the cap for ten minutes, 68 00:03:37,774 --> 00:03:39,015 once every shift 69 00:03:39,266 --> 00:03:41,722 just register ten minutes on your personal DMS, 70 00:03:41,991 --> 00:03:42,920 Bob's your uncle. 71 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,520 But there's still no smoking, right? 72 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,466 Of course there's no smoking, you dick. 73 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,316 But for ten minutes, no-one can interrupt you, not me, 74 00:03:49,436 --> 00:03:50,658 not Mrs Bowen, 75 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:53,344 not even if Nev himself walked in. 76 00:03:53,956 --> 00:03:56,720 While you're wearing the red cap, your life's your own. 77 00:03:56,735 --> 00:03:57,829 Why can't we smoke e-cigs? 78 00:03:57,850 --> 00:03:59,602 - Because you can't! - I don't get it. 79 00:03:59,627 --> 00:04:01,400 Why don't you just move the smoking shelter? 80 00:04:01,899 --> 00:04:04,774 Seriously, Bruce, it's made of plastic, I could move it myself. 81 00:04:05,482 --> 00:04:07,531 Oi, Bruce, you're a dickhead. 82 00:04:09,543 --> 00:04:11,223 Oh, I fucking love the red cap. 83 00:04:11,311 --> 00:04:14,086 Hey, Bruce, Naked Mary said you've got a tiny knob, is that true? 84 00:04:14,206 --> 00:04:15,850 If you don't answer, then it's true! 85 00:04:15,871 --> 00:04:17,362 Bruce, can I shag your missus? 86 00:04:17,421 --> 00:04:18,481 Bruce, can I piss on your head? 87 00:04:18,523 --> 00:04:19,982 Bruce, if you don't say no, 88 00:04:20,003 --> 00:04:21,994 I'll go round your house and do your wife right now. 89 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,712 - Is that all right? - Like he did last week. 90 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:26,001 - Like I did last week! - He did her last week in your kitchen 91 00:04:26,022 --> 00:04:27,706 and she said it was the best sex she'd ever had. 92 00:04:27,732 --> 00:04:30,079 All right, you bastards, get back to work! 93 00:04:30,439 --> 00:04:31,919 I had your wife, Bruce! 94 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,491 All right, cap's off now, you numbskull! 95 00:04:34,886 --> 00:04:35,703 Get on with it. 96 00:04:36,063 --> 00:04:38,480 Marlene's the only one on target. Rest of you, catch up. 97 00:04:40,311 --> 00:04:42,409 - And who's been printing? - Me. 98 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,717 Right, that's... that's 20p a sheet. 99 00:04:49,827 --> 00:04:51,609 And I've got a bloody lovely kitchen. 100 00:04:56,684 --> 00:04:58,319 Hello, sorry to bother you. 101 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,070 I was wondering, could I speak to Yvonne? 102 00:05:02,379 --> 00:05:04,488 I might have made a mistake. Is there an Yvette there? 103 00:05:06,663 --> 00:05:07,602 No? 104 00:05:07,722 --> 00:05:09,685 Sorry, sorry, bye-bye. 105 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,599 Right, next one. 106 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:13,667 Got to be the next one! 107 00:05:13,675 --> 00:05:15,382 How many more Burgesses are there? 108 00:05:15,411 --> 00:05:18,110 - It's wearing thin, to be honest. - It's not going to work. 109 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:19,686 - Well, what else can she do? - Yeah. 110 00:05:19,724 --> 00:05:22,120 What if she asks for Yvonne and Yvette is 111 00:05:22,138 --> 00:05:23,839 literally standing there but she doesn't ask? 112 00:05:23,959 --> 00:05:26,501 I think we should give it a break now. What do you think, Scotty? 113 00:05:27,389 --> 00:05:28,439 Hello. 114 00:05:28,851 --> 00:05:31,932 Sorry to bother you, I was wondering, can I speak to Yvonne, please? 115 00:05:33,005 --> 00:05:34,839 I can?! 116 00:05:35,175 --> 00:05:37,279 No, just... tell her it's Scotty... 117 00:05:37,723 --> 00:05:39,177 from Customs. 118 00:05:40,254 --> 00:05:42,086 He's going to get her! 119 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:43,439 What do I say? 120 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,168 Tell her you love her! 121 00:05:44,227 --> 00:05:48,367 No, tell her you want to talk to her about exporting china plates from Spain, 122 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,642 rare china plates, and, um... 123 00:05:50,676 --> 00:05:52,599 I don't know, you're worried about the euro. 124 00:05:54,301 --> 00:05:55,340 Hello? 125 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,010 Is this Yvonne? 126 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,436 It's me. 127 00:06:19,716 --> 00:06:22,789 - Hey, guess who was here? - I don't know. 128 00:06:23,271 --> 00:06:24,737 Jimmy Mac! 129 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,225 No way! 130 00:06:26,468 --> 00:06:27,440 Jimmy Mac! 131 00:06:32,687 --> 00:06:33,831 Her name's Yvonne, 132 00:06:34,238 --> 00:06:35,575 she lives out in Heaton Moor. 133 00:06:36,207 --> 00:06:37,306 She's nice. 134 00:06:37,938 --> 00:06:39,267 Have you asked her out? 135 00:06:39,535 --> 00:06:40,851 I don't know what to say. 136 00:06:41,174 --> 00:06:42,729 It's no good pining. 137 00:06:42,930 --> 00:06:45,566 Ask her out, Viv. She might say yes. 138 00:06:46,643 --> 00:06:47,976 Lovely girl like you, 139 00:06:48,219 --> 00:06:49,476 course she will. 140 00:06:51,383 --> 00:06:53,645 So... when are you seeing her again? 141 00:06:53,708 --> 00:06:55,760 I don't know. Tuesday, maybe. 142 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:58,279 - Well, do like I said. - I will, Mum. 143 00:06:59,144 --> 00:07:00,423 - Mwah. - Mwah. 144 00:07:01,533 --> 00:07:03,298 - Viv... - Hmm? 145 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:04,803 Don't be daft with her, OK? 146 00:07:05,352 --> 00:07:08,471 Just ask her out and be nice, and if she says no, move on. 147 00:07:08,969 --> 00:07:10,831 Don't get all silly this time. 148 00:07:12,163 --> 00:07:13,085 Promise? 149 00:07:13,663 --> 00:07:14,636 OK, Mum. 150 00:08:06,956 --> 00:08:08,213 Hello. 151 00:09:23,179 --> 00:09:24,185 What do you want? 152 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,411 What do you think you're doing? 153 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:30,136 What are you doing sitting there? You're scaring my wife to death. 154 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,319 Who are you? Come on! Who are you? 155 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,601 We've had enough, all right? We've had enough! 156 00:09:38,047 --> 00:09:39,359 Who are you? 157 00:10:20,373 --> 00:10:22,313 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 158 00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:23,950 I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry! 159 00:10:23,966 --> 00:10:25,554 Yeah, well, tell it to your boss once we've had our say. 160 00:10:25,578 --> 00:10:27,518 Please, don't, please, please, please. I'm... 161 00:10:27,551 --> 00:10:29,221 I'm really, really sorry. 162 00:10:29,341 --> 00:10:31,030 Please, don't. 163 00:10:31,578 --> 00:10:33,715 It's like being terrorised. 164 00:10:33,835 --> 00:10:36,228 We sit and watch TV, thinking, "Is she out there?" 165 00:10:36,641 --> 00:10:39,043 We're lying in bed, thinking, "Where is she now? 166 00:10:39,163 --> 00:10:41,139 "Is she going round the back with her gang?" 167 00:10:41,259 --> 00:10:43,248 - What the hell are you doing? - I haven't got a gang. 168 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:44,898 Then what are you after? 169 00:10:45,199 --> 00:10:47,112 Look, don't get me in trouble. 170 00:10:47,334 --> 00:10:49,155 They sacked my friend Mr Best last week, 171 00:10:49,176 --> 00:10:50,910 and it's not just me, it's Salmaan. 172 00:10:50,926 --> 00:10:53,341 - Who's he, then, your ringleader? - He signs out the van. 173 00:10:53,739 --> 00:10:55,856 It's not allowed after six but Salmaan likes me, 174 00:10:55,887 --> 00:10:56,856 so he lets me have it. 175 00:10:56,976 --> 00:10:59,874 I'm glad this Salmaan's so important what about me? 176 00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:03,059 Those phone calls every night, what was the point of that? 177 00:11:07,093 --> 00:11:09,425 - Not now, Meatballs. - Sorry. 178 00:11:11,997 --> 00:11:13,208 I think you're beautiful. 179 00:11:14,795 --> 00:11:15,628 What? 180 00:11:15,686 --> 00:11:16,655 I'm sorry. 181 00:11:16,775 --> 00:11:19,237 I think you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. 182 00:11:19,714 --> 00:11:21,254 What the hell are you going on about? 183 00:11:21,469 --> 00:11:24,235 - It's what I think. - That's why you were there? 184 00:11:24,355 --> 00:11:26,446 Is that what you're saying? Have I got this right? 185 00:11:27,075 --> 00:11:29,374 You did all of it... for her? 186 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:30,700 Yeah. 187 00:11:31,078 --> 00:11:31,910 Seriously? 188 00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:34,525 You think Yvonne is beautiful enough to be stalked? 189 00:11:34,562 --> 00:11:35,405 Thank you very much! 190 00:11:35,421 --> 00:11:37,176 - Oh, you know what I mean! - Yes. 191 00:11:37,343 --> 00:11:40,104 Yes, I do, and you're right, I don't believe a word of it. 192 00:11:42,261 --> 00:11:43,964 What on earth would you see in me? 193 00:11:44,022 --> 00:11:46,086 - You're lovely. - Don't be ridiculous. 194 00:11:46,284 --> 00:11:48,789 - I think you are. - Don't be so ridiculous! 195 00:11:49,857 --> 00:11:51,476 Look, please don't tell them, though. 196 00:11:51,549 --> 00:11:54,190 I can't afford to lose my job. They don't pay enough at Pito's. 197 00:11:54,227 --> 00:11:56,416 - What's Pito's? - A call centre. 198 00:11:56,778 --> 00:11:58,736 I work at Pito's seven till ten. 199 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:01,309 Then I work here from Monday to Friday. 200 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:04,086 Sunday, I help Mrs Moore, and then... 201 00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:06,333 Saturday, I help clean up at the milkshake shop. 202 00:12:06,385 --> 00:12:08,156 Bloody hell, you must be exhausted. 203 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:09,329 No. 204 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:10,632 So... 205 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,906 I don't know where we are now. Um... 206 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,102 From our point of view, 207 00:12:16,354 --> 00:12:19,423 we're in our own house, being stalked, 208 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,382 and it has to be said, it's not my fault 209 00:12:21,387 --> 00:12:22,896 and you can shoot me if you like... 210 00:12:23,199 --> 00:12:25,725 but we're being stalked by a black kid, 211 00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:27,428 and that's a fact. 212 00:12:27,716 --> 00:12:29,885 Plus, you're nuts. I mean, no offence, 213 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,127 but you're bloody nuts. 214 00:12:31,179 --> 00:12:32,536 So what do we do? 215 00:12:33,306 --> 00:12:34,217 I don't know. 216 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:35,972 What do you think? 217 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,989 I still don't believe her. 218 00:12:41,835 --> 00:12:43,369 It was a Tuesday. 219 00:12:45,237 --> 00:12:47,723 It was 6.30. And you were nice. 220 00:12:49,077 --> 00:12:50,977 You were nice to a woman at the till. 221 00:12:51,862 --> 00:12:53,030 You'd been looking all 222 00:12:53,684 --> 00:12:54,999 cross and busy, 223 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:58,356 but then there was this old woman 224 00:12:58,357 --> 00:13:00,934 and she only had two items, so you let her go first. 225 00:13:02,517 --> 00:13:03,763 And you changed. 226 00:13:04,947 --> 00:13:06,042 You lit up... 227 00:13:07,027 --> 00:13:09,814 this smile, you sort of beamed at her. 228 00:13:11,117 --> 00:13:12,380 And that's all, 229 00:13:13,203 --> 00:13:14,837 but I thought, "She's so kind." 230 00:13:15,637 --> 00:13:18,514 I thought, "She's got the kindest eyes I've ever seen." 231 00:13:20,077 --> 00:13:21,186 And I knew... 232 00:13:21,961 --> 00:13:22,946 right then. 233 00:13:23,277 --> 00:13:26,100 I'm not stupid. I knew you'd never let me in. 234 00:13:29,143 --> 00:13:29,991 And... 235 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:32,155 never even thought you'd say hello, 236 00:13:32,941 --> 00:13:34,486 and that's OK... 237 00:13:35,037 --> 00:13:36,828 I didn't expect anything. 238 00:13:37,493 --> 00:13:40,217 I just liked being a little bit closer. 239 00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:44,088 It was nice. 240 00:13:50,690 --> 00:13:52,753 But these conditions are final. 241 00:13:52,921 --> 00:13:54,786 We don't want to see you again, not ever, 242 00:13:55,058 --> 00:13:56,127 not even shopping. 243 00:13:56,771 --> 00:13:59,231 Tuesday, 6.30, is banned. Got that? 244 00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:00,642 I'm not going back there anyway. 245 00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:03,308 No! You don't change a thing, Scotty does. 246 00:14:03,428 --> 00:14:05,524 Promise me... we're never gonna see you again. 247 00:14:05,839 --> 00:14:06,708 I promise. 248 00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:10,061 Now go, don't just stand there looking all forlorn. 249 00:14:10,119 --> 00:14:11,591 Buzz off. 250 00:14:12,508 --> 00:14:15,117 Forget about us. Just turn around and go. 251 00:15:28,593 --> 00:15:29,787 That's not fair. 252 00:15:29,907 --> 00:15:31,348 It's Thursday. We agreed. 253 00:15:31,369 --> 00:15:33,202 - We said not Tuesdays. - I need a word, that's all. 254 00:15:33,218 --> 00:15:35,989 I won't keep you long, but I'm afraid we haven't quite finished. 255 00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:38,911 Last time we met, I went... 256 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:41,059 I went home that night, and, er... 257 00:15:41,397 --> 00:15:44,778 Gary went to bed, he never goes to bed first, but I was wide awake. 258 00:15:45,307 --> 00:15:47,240 I stayed awake for hours and hours... 259 00:15:48,104 --> 00:15:50,855 all because some silly little girl kept rattling around my head. 260 00:15:50,881 --> 00:15:52,987 And I didn't appreciate that, I can tell you. 261 00:15:53,406 --> 00:15:55,691 And then the next day, and the next... 262 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,954 all I could hear was your nonsense. 263 00:15:59,076 --> 00:16:00,841 I couldn't work out why it got to me. 264 00:16:01,549 --> 00:16:03,477 Well, it was all very simple in the end. 265 00:16:03,597 --> 00:16:04,996 And ridiculous, but... 266 00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:09,910 But no-one's ever called me beautiful before. 267 00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:11,760 - They must have. - Nope, 268 00:16:12,111 --> 00:16:13,048 they have not. 269 00:16:13,499 --> 00:16:14,578 Don't be daft. 270 00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:17,260 I'm not anyone's idea of a prize, I know that. 271 00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:18,869 But I really think you're lovely. 272 00:16:18,989 --> 00:16:20,718 I know! 273 00:16:21,965 --> 00:16:24,186 And I just wanted to tell you that... 274 00:16:24,632 --> 00:16:26,894 I'm 42 years old, 275 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,817 and in all those years, 276 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,322 that's the nicest thing that anyone's ever said to me. 277 00:16:31,814 --> 00:16:32,778 Really? 278 00:16:33,506 --> 00:16:34,601 Literally. 279 00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:36,152 The nicest thing. 280 00:16:37,508 --> 00:16:40,369 And I wanted to say thank you, Scotty. Thank you very much. 281 00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,663 Now, I can't return the gesture. 282 00:16:42,705 --> 00:16:43,910 Obviously, that's... 283 00:16:44,219 --> 00:16:45,969 not even possible, in any way. 284 00:16:45,990 --> 00:16:47,342 That's... That's OK. 285 00:16:47,399 --> 00:16:49,265 And you're a bit young for me. 286 00:16:51,921 --> 00:16:53,734 I didn't tell Gary I was coming. 287 00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:56,175 Like we're having an affair. 288 00:16:56,597 --> 00:16:57,857 No. 289 00:16:58,328 --> 00:17:00,560 No, it's not. Now, don't start. 290 00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:02,042 But I... 291 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,149 I thought you deserved, well... 292 00:17:06,397 --> 00:17:08,203 I'm not sure, maybe you're the first to know. 293 00:17:09,293 --> 00:17:12,100 ... that I'm going, I think. I've got to... 294 00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,657 check a few things first, but... 295 00:17:15,397 --> 00:17:16,852 Yes! Ha! 296 00:17:16,972 --> 00:17:18,335 Now I've said it out loud. 297 00:17:19,602 --> 00:17:20,912 I'm gonna go. 298 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,302 - Go where? - I don't know. 299 00:17:24,397 --> 00:17:26,356 But on me own, without Gary. 300 00:17:26,974 --> 00:17:28,636 Oh, my God, does he hit you? 301 00:17:28,637 --> 00:17:30,902 Why would he hit me, where do you get that from? 302 00:17:31,212 --> 00:17:34,020 - Cos you're leaving him. - I'm leaving cos I want to. 303 00:17:34,056 --> 00:17:36,230 Oh, you do make things up! 304 00:17:36,670 --> 00:17:38,787 He's a nice man. He's... 305 00:17:39,557 --> 00:17:41,406 He's nice enough. It's... 306 00:17:43,638 --> 00:17:44,832 It's just reached that point 307 00:17:44,858 --> 00:17:47,248 where you've had every conversation you're ever going to have. 308 00:17:48,217 --> 00:17:49,926 See, I think that's why people have kids, 309 00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,698 so they have something new to talk about, 310 00:17:52,256 --> 00:17:53,786 and... well, basically, that... 311 00:17:55,159 --> 00:17:56,069 never happened for us, 312 00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:58,755 so when a nice girl tells you that you're beautiful, 313 00:17:58,772 --> 00:18:00,147 I think you should listen. 314 00:18:00,445 --> 00:18:01,614 So, yes. 315 00:18:03,117 --> 00:18:03,998 I'm off. 316 00:18:04,556 --> 00:18:06,743 - Where will you go? - I don't know, I... 317 00:18:06,863 --> 00:18:09,241 My sister lives in France, she's in Toulouse, 318 00:18:09,258 --> 00:18:11,475 she married an electrician, I could go there. 319 00:18:11,595 --> 00:18:12,569 And then I don't know, 320 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:14,441 it's like a stepping stone, I could go anywhere. 321 00:18:16,477 --> 00:18:17,623 All thanks to you. 322 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:20,275 I could give you money. 323 00:18:21,096 --> 00:18:22,056 What for? 324 00:18:22,597 --> 00:18:24,813 I've got 6,000, all saved up. 325 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:26,943 I think it's almost 7,000 now. 326 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,509 You can have it, you can run away, I don't mind, you can have it all. 327 00:18:31,134 --> 00:18:33,649 Cos I keep saving and saving and I don't spend any of it. 328 00:18:33,674 --> 00:18:36,055 I just keep saving it all up and you can have it. 329 00:18:36,595 --> 00:18:38,653 Mrs Burgess, you can have it, you'd be safe. 330 00:18:38,773 --> 00:18:40,049 Why would you do that? 331 00:18:41,252 --> 00:18:42,647 So that you're happy. 332 00:18:43,704 --> 00:18:45,447 But that's your money, Scotty. 333 00:18:45,502 --> 00:18:46,369 Look at me. 334 00:18:47,149 --> 00:18:48,142 Look at me. 335 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:51,378 Oh, my God, you'll give it all away, won't you? 336 00:18:51,818 --> 00:18:53,201 I'm just trying to help. 337 00:18:56,327 --> 00:18:58,406 You're so full of love, 338 00:18:59,479 --> 00:19:01,314 and it's got nowhere to go. 339 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,839 But listen to me now, that's your money. 340 00:19:05,573 --> 00:19:08,054 Don't give it to anyone, not ever, 341 00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:10,517 even if there's some girl, and there will be a girl, 342 00:19:10,538 --> 00:19:13,154 one day, some awful girl, and... 343 00:19:14,482 --> 00:19:15,362 even if she's 344 00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:18,777 breaking your heart, don't you dare give it away. 345 00:19:19,437 --> 00:19:20,277 Promise me. 346 00:19:21,371 --> 00:19:22,486 Really, though. 347 00:19:23,232 --> 00:19:23,773 Yeah. 348 00:19:23,893 --> 00:19:25,583 If ever you think about giving it away, 349 00:19:25,612 --> 00:19:28,030 think of me now, staring at you with these eyes 350 00:19:28,059 --> 00:19:29,333 and remember what I said. 351 00:19:30,829 --> 00:19:33,026 I will protect you, Scotty, that's my gift. 352 00:19:33,994 --> 00:19:36,102 I will stop you from giving that money away. 353 00:19:36,127 --> 00:19:38,671 Now promise me with all your heart. 354 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:42,103 I promise. 355 00:19:43,164 --> 00:19:44,882 Oh, you're so young. 356 00:19:46,441 --> 00:19:49,563 Who have you got? Have you got friends and things? 357 00:19:50,007 --> 00:19:51,185 I've got you. 358 00:19:52,677 --> 00:19:55,283 No, sweetheart, no. 359 00:19:56,952 --> 00:19:58,360 You haven't got me at all. 360 00:21:05,463 --> 00:21:06,670 Evening, Scots! 361 00:21:08,472 --> 00:21:10,857 �5.99 a month, so that's the basic package... 362 00:21:10,877 --> 00:21:12,558 And if you then decide you don't want... 363 00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,917 And the cost is �5.99 per month, 364 00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:17,877 but if you upgrade to the Alpha Package at �9.99, 365 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:18,870 that gives you everything. 366 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,530 - I'm looking for Scotty. - OK, have you signed 367 00:21:20,576 --> 00:21:22,385 - in with security, sir? - No, I haven't signed in with anyone. 368 00:21:22,426 --> 00:21:24,809 You need to sign in with security first, sir. 369 00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:28,156 What did you say to her? 370 00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:32,054 We were fine till you came along, what did you say? 371 00:21:32,970 --> 00:21:35,549 She had this stupid bloody notion. 372 00:21:35,957 --> 00:21:38,381 She said, "Scotty's happy for me." 373 00:21:39,051 --> 00:21:40,675 What the hell have you been saying, eh?! 374 00:21:40,714 --> 00:21:43,123 OK, can we just back off? Scotty, wh... what you been doing? 375 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:44,020 France! 376 00:21:44,662 --> 00:21:46,396 She's gone to France! 377 00:21:46,397 --> 00:21:48,572 She's packed her bags and gone to France, 378 00:21:48,985 --> 00:21:51,555 - you little bloody bitch! - Oi, watch it! 379 00:21:51,586 --> 00:21:53,357 Oi! Leave her alone, you bastard! 380 00:21:53,372 --> 00:21:54,997 Fuck you think you're talking to, mate?! 381 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:57,774 - Shut up, all of you. I need to get this sorted. - OK, that's enough! 382 00:22:03,849 --> 00:22:05,676 What did you say to my wife?! 383 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,596 You tell me what you said! 384 00:23:02,022 --> 00:23:05,364 - sub by chamallow, synced by santibone - - www.addic7ed.com - 385 00:23:06,305 --> 00:23:12,366 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org28284

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