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I can't believe
this is a rec center.
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- It looks amazing.
- You look amazing.
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- Foxy as hell.
- Simmer down, Boyle.
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No, no, I love it.
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Amp it up, Boyle.
Happy to.
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Jake, your body's kicking
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and skin is clear
as a summer day.
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Ooh!
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- Jake.
- Ames, you look beautiful.
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But when are you
getting your makeup put on?
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Y'all, she woke up like this.
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Not now, Jake.
We're in crisis mode.
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The cake hasn't arrived yet.
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Mason woke up
with the chickenpox,
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so we don't have a ring bearer.
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Plus, look
what I found on my veil.
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- Ooh.
- I planned everything
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so perfectly,
and now it's all falling apart.
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No, it isn't.
Take a deep breath.
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All right, we got this.
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Terry, Rosa, will you please
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take this veil to a dry cleaner.
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And if they won't do
a rush job, make them.
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- Use force.
- I mean, we're not
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gonna abuse our power.
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Of course not.
We're good cops.
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I was just exaggerating.
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Rosa, I was not exaggerating.
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Great.
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Okay, now for
the ring bearer situation.
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This actually might be
a blessing in disguise.
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I know that
he's your nephew,
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but I wasn't
super jazzed about Mason.
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Yeah, he should be cuter.
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His face is too small
for his head.
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He's a "Dick Tracy" villain.
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But I have an idea
for a new ring bearer
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who is very adorable
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- and very obedient.
- I would be
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I'm talking about
Cheddar the dog.
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- Yep, right.
- Brilliant.
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He loves responsibility.
I'll go pick him up.
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I'm gonna go with Holt.
Seems like
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people are
pairing off for adventures
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and we have
the best rapport.
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Cheddar?
Are you crazy?
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- What about my...
- Allergies?
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Got your meds right here.
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I brought them
just in case Hitchcock decided
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to wear his toupee again.
It's very clearly not human hair.
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Human hair
is indistinguishable
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- from badger fur.
- That is absolutely not the case.
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But that reminds me,
you two,
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our wedding band
cancelled last minute,
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and I need you
to find a replacement.
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You can count on us.
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Flattop and The Freak.
We always deliver.
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- Our band cancelled?
- Not in any way, shape or form.
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But it's a very stressful day
and I thought things would
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go better without
Hitchcock and Scully here.
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Aw, that's so smart.
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Look, babe, we planned
a great wedding.
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It's gonna be a perfect day.
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- Phone call for you sir.
- Ah, thank you.
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That would be the cake guy
saying he has arrived.
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- Hello?
- Jake Peralta?
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- Yes?
- There's a bomb at your wedding.
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It's set to explode at 5:30.
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Everyone inside will die.
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So...
that was not the cake guy.
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*BROOKLYN Nine-Nine*
Season 05 Episode 22
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Episode Title : "Jake & Amy"
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Synchronized by srjanapala
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Okay, we called the bomb squad
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and got everyone
out of the building.
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- We should leave.
- Who would do something like this?
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Well, I clearly have
an arch-nemesis.
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Finally.
Must be someone I put away
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who's hell-bent on revenge.
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He's probably gonna
make me choose between
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saving the city and
saving the woman I love.
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Little does he know,
I can save both.
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How are you
so calm right now?
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Someone is trying
to blow us up.
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I'm calm because
there's not really a bomb.
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I mean, if you're
trying to kill someone,
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you don't call and
give them a heads-up.
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So they're just
trying to scare us?
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Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
The bomb squad's on their way.
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They'll do a quick sweep,
find nothing and split, and
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this will just become a funny
story we work into our vows.
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"Amy, there was a bomb
at this wedding.
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Ya butt.
Ya butt is da bomb."
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Please don't say that
during the ceremony.
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Is it that you don't like
wordplay or you don't
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want me to talk about
your butt at all?
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Because one of those notes
is really gonna pull a thread.
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How did this guy even
find out about the wedding?
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The stupid
engagement announcement
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Charles put in the paper!
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It had the time and location
of the ceremony.
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Amy, be very careful about
throwing around accusations
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like that, because
if you're trying to say
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I somehow ruined
Jake's wedding,
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then I'm gonna kill myself!
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So tread lightly.
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Okay!
Just take it easy, Charles.
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Nothing is ruined.
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See?
The bomb squad is already here.
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And they brought a robot.
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This is exactly how I imagined
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my wedding would be
when I was a kid.
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Well, well, well.
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Amy Santiago.
Amy, look.
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Your ex-boyfriend is here
on our wedding day.
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- Why?
- This is my crew.
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Yeah, you called me boring,
so I leveled up my cool.
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And now I run the bomb squad.
I also started traveling.
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I went to Belgium.
They have the best spaghetti.
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Teddy, let's get everything
out on the table here.
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Last time we saw you,
you kind of proposed to Amy.
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So you're not still
in love with her, right?
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No, I definitely am.
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My therapist told me
to stop trying to get over it.
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Oh, weird that you wouldn't
hide it even for your own pride.
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But seriously, don't worry.
I'm a cop.
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I have a job to do, and
I'm gonna do it professionally.
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That's great.
I'm happy to hear that.
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Meaning I will be doing
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a super thorough sweeping
of the building.
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It's gonna take hours,
so you should
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probably just cancel
the wedding.
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Anyway, congrats you two.
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Congrats on the bomb squad.
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- Charles!
- Right.
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So are you bringing
someone to the wedding?
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No, I'm taking a break
from dating for a while.
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- What?
- I'm sick of asking people
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how many siblings
they have.
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Oh, is it somewhere
between zero and two?
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How fascinating.
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But you never know when you're
gonna find your dream person.
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Anyone on the street could be
they.
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All right,
it feels like you Googled
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"how to talk to
your bisexual friends."
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Yeah.
Look, the point is
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you can close yourself off
all you want.
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The universe will find a way.
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That is the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
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Car's here.
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Hi.
I'm here to pick up Rosa.
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Are you the one I'm looking for?
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Now, Cheddar,
when I give the signal,
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you go directly to where
the bride and groom will be.
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Here we go.
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Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup.
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Good boy.
Good, Cheddar.
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- How did that look?
- Very weird.
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You're not gonna trot by the dog
at the wedding, are you?
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No, of course not.
I'll be officiating.
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You'll be the trotter.
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
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- Oh, my.
- What?
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I just got an email
from the mayor's office
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telling me if I'm the next
commissioner of the NYPD.
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Well, well, well, finally
something to care about today.
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What's going on, guys?
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Someone called
in a bomb threat.
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Seriously?
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Is this because of Boyle's
stupid engagement announcement?
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- Yes.
- No!
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They won't let us back
in the building.
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But there's not really a bomb,
so it's just temporary.
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What about you guys?
Did you get the veil?
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- Terry has it.
- I do?
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Oh, no, I left it in the car!
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It's not my fault.
The driver was so hot.
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Not for me, for Rosa.
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She was clearly
flirting with her.
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Oh, I know, I'll just call the
company and bring her back here.
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And then who knows
what'll happen?
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Wait a minute,
did you do this intentionally
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so I'd have to
see that girl again?
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No!
That's crazy.
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This is Jake and Amy's wedding.
I would never do that.
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But you gotta admit,
it does seem like
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the universe is
pushing you two together.
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- Terry! - Terry!
- Right, right.
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Look, we'll go find the veil.
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I can't believe
this is happening.
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Don't worry about them.
Let's go check on Teddy.
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I'm sure he's
made a ton of progress.
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Nope.
Haven't even gone in yet.
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Still putting on the bomb suit.
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Yeah, my job is
super dangerous,
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but I like
living life on the edge.
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Just kind of sexy
if you think about it.
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There's no bomb.
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If they wanted us dead,
they wouldn't have called first.
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It's not always
the bomber who calls.
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Maybe he had a young daughter,
found a key to his secret room,
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came across some blueprints,
felt guilty,
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and wanted to save your life.
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- Seems unlikely.
- Well, Amy,
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in this life, it's sometimes
the unlikeliest outcomes that...
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Feels like you're winding up
to propose again here.
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I was.
Good catch.
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- Amy, would you...
- No!
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- You still did it.
- All right.
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Well, this is gonna
take a while,
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so you have time to reconsider.
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Off to do my
super dangerous job.
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I can't handle this.
I need a cigarette.
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I knew that you would,
so I came prepared.
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Nicotine patches.
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You just put it
on your shoulder and...
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Whoa, stuck it right
on your face, huh?
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I want it as close
to my brain as possible.
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That's unsettling.
All right, listen up.
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I think I know how to fix this.
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All we have to do is figure out
who my arch-nemesis is,
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track him down and
get him to admit to Teddy
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that there's no bomb.
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We have three hours
to save this wedding.
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That's good.
I love you so much.
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I love you too.
Wait.
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You're talking to the nicotine,
aren't you?
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I can love two things.
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Look, I was told to drop off
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one Nakatomi Plaza
wedding cake at 2:15.
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Yeah, but they won't
let us inside the venue,
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so can you please take it away
and bring it back later?
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Sorry, ma'am, I can't.
I have other deliveries.
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Man, it's gonna
melt in the sun.
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Don't worry, Amy,
I'm gonna keep it chilled
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with my cool breath.
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Oh, my God,
the cake looks amazing!
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Charles,
why are you spitting on it?
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Because I didn't
ruin your wedding.
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Kay.
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Were you able to
trace the number
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- that called in the threat?
- Yes.
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It was a burner, but
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they caught it pinging
off a cell tower in Fort Greene
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one block away from
the last known address
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- of Frank Gillespie.
- Who?
246
00:07:30,593 --> 00:07:32,629
I arrested him
for armed robbery in 2008,
247
00:07:32,697 --> 00:07:33,950
and he got out of Rikers
a year ago.
248
00:07:34,017 --> 00:07:35,356
He's got be my arch-nemesis.
249
00:07:35,424 --> 00:07:36,552
He's definitely
obsessed with me.
250
00:07:36,619 --> 00:07:37,502
Just 'cause you arrested him?
251
00:07:37,570 --> 00:07:39,081
Well, we didn't have
enough evidence against him
252
00:07:39,148 --> 00:07:41,419
at first, so let's just say
I had to get a little creative.
253
00:07:41,486 --> 00:07:43,590
- You framed him? What?
- No. Ames.
254
00:07:43,658 --> 00:07:45,575
I went undercover and
became best friends with him.
255
00:07:45,642 --> 00:07:46,849
And then he told me
about his lymphoma,
256
00:07:46,916 --> 00:07:49,746
and we ran a 10K together,
and then I arrested him.
257
00:07:49,814 --> 00:07:52,684
He felt so betrayed.
The trial was very emotional.
258
00:07:52,752 --> 00:07:54,056
All right,
let's go talk to him.
259
00:07:54,124 --> 00:07:56,223
- That must be our guy.
- Hey, great attitude, Ames.
260
00:07:56,291 --> 00:07:57,372
You're handling this
really well.
261
00:07:57,439 --> 00:07:58,590
Ah, there they are.
262
00:07:58,658 --> 00:08:00,387
All right,
she should be here any minute.
263
00:08:00,455 --> 00:08:02,971
Her name is Alicia.
Switch with me.
264
00:08:03,892 --> 00:08:05,612
- That's your good side.
- I have a bad side?
265
00:08:05,679 --> 00:08:06,693
Oh, damn, you didn't know?
266
00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,450
All right, can we just
focus on finding the veil?
267
00:08:08,517 --> 00:08:09,809
Really, it's not a big deal.
268
00:08:09,877 --> 00:08:11,135
I'm sure it's in her car.
269
00:08:11,494 --> 00:08:12,653
Oh, there she is.
270
00:08:12,721 --> 00:08:15,199
Do you mind if I slyly
mention you're single?
271
00:08:15,267 --> 00:08:17,074
- Do not do that.
- You won't even notice.
272
00:08:17,142 --> 00:08:18,364
Hey, you needed
to see me again?
273
00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,543
- Rosa's single.
- What?
274
00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:20,681
Ignore him.
We left
275
00:08:20,749 --> 00:08:21,870
a dry cleaning bag
in your back seat.
276
00:08:21,937 --> 00:08:24,306
Oh, uh, I didn't see anything,
but you can take a look.
277
00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,928
The veil's not here, Rosa.
We're so screwed!
278
00:08:27,996 --> 00:08:29,955
Hold on.
Don't freak out.
279
00:08:38,703 --> 00:08:39,627
Rosa!
280
00:08:39,704 --> 00:08:41,244
What the hell are you doing?
281
00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:42,457
What?
You were the one that said...
282
00:08:42,524 --> 00:08:44,057
That was before
the veil went missing,
283
00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:46,000
when life was breezy!
284
00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:48,486
Why is this so heavy?
285
00:08:48,554 --> 00:08:50,658
'Cause you made them do
an all-frosting interior.
286
00:08:50,726 --> 00:08:53,060
Oh, yeah.
I can't wait to eat it.
287
00:08:53,128 --> 00:08:54,294
What are you guys doing here?
288
00:08:54,371 --> 00:08:56,208
Well, Gina,
there was a bomb threat;
289
00:08:56,276 --> 00:08:57,472
Teddy won't
let us in the building;
290
00:08:57,539 --> 00:08:59,028
and we had to get our cake
out of the sun; and
291
00:08:59,095 --> 00:09:01,870
now you're in charge of it so
we can go find my arch-nemesis.
292
00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,325
All right.
293
00:09:03,393 --> 00:09:04,520
Thank you very much.
294
00:09:04,691 --> 00:09:07,191
- Everything okay?
- Don't know.
295
00:09:07,269 --> 00:09:09,857
They only said "Gina" once, and
it was kind of in the beginning.
296
00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:11,357
- Huh.
- Did you read the email?
297
00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:12,442
Are you the commissioner?
298
00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:13,951
- I haven't opened it yet.
- What?
299
00:09:14,019 --> 00:09:15,763
Today is Peralta
and Santiago's wedding.
300
00:09:15,831 --> 00:09:17,051
I don't want to
make it all about me.
301
00:09:17,118 --> 00:09:19,185
- So you're scared to open it?
- Don't be absurd.
302
00:09:19,253 --> 00:09:20,974
I simply want
everyone to focus on
303
00:09:21,042 --> 00:09:22,935
the bride and groom,
and not on whether
304
00:09:23,003 --> 00:09:26,607
my lifelong dream, which
I spent decades working towards,
305
00:09:26,675 --> 00:09:28,060
has collapsed
in front of my eyes,
306
00:09:28,128 --> 00:09:30,060
leaving me
untethered in this world
307
00:09:30,128 --> 00:09:33,636
and unsure of my very future
with the NYPD.
308
00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:35,665
All right.
309
00:09:36,151 --> 00:09:38,057
Okay, Gillespie's apartment's
right over here.
310
00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:39,143
Oh, this is exciting.
311
00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:40,580
We're gonna
catch my arch-nemesis.
312
00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,065
Do you think he has a shrine of
photos of me
313
00:09:42,132 --> 00:09:43,587
- with the eyes scratched out?
- Let's not rule out
314
00:09:43,654 --> 00:09:45,791
the very real possibility
that it's entirely sexual.
315
00:09:45,859 --> 00:09:47,375
Oh, man, that
would be super upsetting
316
00:09:47,443 --> 00:09:48,474
and so cool.
317
00:09:48,542 --> 00:09:49,575
I know.
Isn't it amazing?
318
00:09:49,643 --> 00:09:50,888
Okay, okay, focus up.
319
00:09:50,956 --> 00:09:52,022
Let's do this.
Right.
320
00:09:52,099 --> 00:09:53,382
You look great.
321
00:09:54,148 --> 00:09:55,640
NYPD.
322
00:09:56,210 --> 00:09:58,244
Hello?
Is there a problem?
323
00:09:58,312 --> 00:09:59,565
We're looking for
Frank Gillespie.
324
00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,226
Frank?
He died a year ago.
325
00:10:01,312 --> 00:10:03,510
- What? What happened?
- Well, his lymphoma came back.
326
00:10:03,578 --> 00:10:05,939
But really, it was
the loneliness that killed him.
327
00:10:06,007 --> 00:10:07,307
Somebody hurt him, and he just
328
00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:08,613
couldn't make friends
after that.
329
00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:10,728
So it seems like
he died because of me.
330
00:10:10,796 --> 00:10:12,890
Just gonna lock that up
in a little box in my brain
331
00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:13,971
and never open it.
332
00:10:14,039 --> 00:10:15,549
Hey, do you remember
Dario Moretti,
333
00:10:15,617 --> 00:10:17,361
that money launderer
I arrested?
334
00:10:17,429 --> 00:10:18,768
He lives right around here
too.
335
00:10:18,836 --> 00:10:20,289
- So?
- He hated me.
336
00:10:20,414 --> 00:10:23,143
What if this is the work of
my arch-nemesis and not yours?
337
00:10:23,211 --> 00:10:25,869
So you're suggesting
I'm not involved in this at all?
338
00:10:25,937 --> 00:10:27,736
I mean,
you hear yourself, right?
339
00:10:27,813 --> 00:10:29,807
That's a bit of a stretch.
Yeah, Amy.
340
00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:32,244
Are you actually mad
that someone might not hate you?
341
00:10:32,312 --> 00:10:33,595
Yeah, I am, Amy!
342
00:10:33,672 --> 00:10:34,962
Oh, wow, that's
a bad color on me, isn't it?
343
00:10:35,029 --> 00:10:36,424
All right, fine,
we'll check out your guy
344
00:10:36,491 --> 00:10:38,455
and I'll be totally fine
with it if it's him.
345
00:10:38,523 --> 00:10:40,830
Oh, man, you got
a whole shrine!
346
00:10:40,898 --> 00:10:42,647
Even the eyes
are all scratched out.
347
00:10:42,724 --> 00:10:44,797
Babe, when we're married,
we're gonna share everything.
348
00:10:44,864 --> 00:10:47,533
Bank accounts, health insurance,
arch-nemeses.
349
00:10:47,601 --> 00:10:49,775
Aww, that's nice, Ames,
but you don't have to say that.
350
00:10:49,843 --> 00:10:51,183
Charles, will you put this
picture of me up on the wall?
351
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,290
Copy that.
You want the eyes scratched out?
352
00:10:52,357 --> 00:10:53,984
Uh, you know I do.
353
00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:59,080
Lieutenant Wells!
Where is Teddy?
354
00:10:59,148 --> 00:11:00,228
- Hi, Jakey.
- Aunt Linda.
355
00:11:00,296 --> 00:11:01,556
What are you doing here?
356
00:11:01,624 --> 00:11:02,823
How'd you get past
the police barricade?
357
00:11:02,890 --> 00:11:03,997
Well, I moved them.
358
00:11:04,074 --> 00:11:06,580
Now, I know I was
supposed to come here solo,
359
00:11:06,648 --> 00:11:08,439
but I had to
invite my friend Barb.
360
00:11:08,507 --> 00:11:09,783
She was so down in the dumps.
361
00:11:09,851 --> 00:11:11,167
Yeah, that's all fine.
Don't worry about it.
362
00:11:11,234 --> 00:11:12,360
Actually, you know what?
That's not fine.
363
00:11:12,427 --> 00:11:14,393
Barb can't be here.
You can't just add someone day of.
364
00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:15,486
Oh, hey guys, what's up?
365
00:11:15,554 --> 00:11:16,931
Teddy, meet Dario.
366
00:11:16,999 --> 00:11:18,470
He has a wall
full of Amy photos,
367
00:11:18,538 --> 00:11:20,081
and he's the one
that made the bomb threat.
368
00:11:20,148 --> 00:11:21,374
And I'm Aunt Linda.
369
00:11:21,442 --> 00:11:22,940
Okay, Aunt Linda,
I love you but you gotta go.
370
00:11:23,007 --> 00:11:24,424
Okay? Thank you.
Give us a moment here.
371
00:11:24,491 --> 00:11:25,932
All right, Dario,
tell Lieutenant Wells
372
00:11:25,999 --> 00:11:27,023
what you told us.
373
00:11:27,108 --> 00:11:29,033
Okay, I've hated
Detective Santiago
374
00:11:29,101 --> 00:11:30,487
since she arrested me,
and then I saw
375
00:11:30,554 --> 00:11:31,995
that engagement announcement
in the paper.
376
00:11:32,062 --> 00:11:33,409
But you could have figured out
where the wedding was
377
00:11:33,476 --> 00:11:34,525
even without that, right?
378
00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:35,744
No, I was trying.
379
00:11:35,812 --> 00:11:36,979
I had totally given up, really.
380
00:11:37,046 --> 00:11:38,525
Oh, God, what have I done?
381
00:11:38,593 --> 00:11:41,124
Anyway, I made the threat,
but there's no bomb.
382
00:11:41,195 --> 00:11:42,892
Just like
I've been saying all along.
383
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,728
Now, can we please
go back in the venue?
384
00:11:44,796 --> 00:11:46,307
First of all, there's
nothing inherently creepy
385
00:11:46,374 --> 00:11:47,718
about a wall of Amy photos.
386
00:11:47,786 --> 00:11:48,843
- Uh-huh.
- Secondly,
387
00:11:48,911 --> 00:11:50,203
I'm not gonna just
take this guy's word
388
00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:51,244
for it that there's no bomb.
389
00:11:51,312 --> 00:11:52,742
Why not?
He's the one who would know.
390
00:11:52,809 --> 00:11:54,558
So you think a cop should
just stop what they're doing
391
00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:56,016
as soon as a criminal
tells them they didn't do it?
392
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,968
Oh, my God!
That is actually a really good point.
393
00:11:59,359 --> 00:12:00,820
So I only had one passenger
394
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:01,987
after you,
and he got off here.
395
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,409
- Well, what did he look like?
- I don't know.
396
00:12:03,476 --> 00:12:04,986
I mean, he was wearing
some dumb hat.
397
00:12:05,054 --> 00:12:06,557
I'm sorry,
I know that's not helpful...
398
00:12:06,624 --> 00:12:07,669
- All hats are dumb.
- All hats are dumb.
399
00:12:07,736 --> 00:12:08,888
Ha!
400
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,007
What the hell?
Is that your laugh?
401
00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:13,088
Also, quit vibing,
and help me solve this.
402
00:12:13,156 --> 00:12:15,150
Sorry, man.
It's what the universe wants.
403
00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:17,213
Screw the universe.
The universe is a dick.
404
00:12:17,281 --> 00:12:18,932
Maybe it fell out
when he got out of the car.
405
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,142
Wow, you are so smart.
406
00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:22,421
Oh, oh, yep, yep, yep.
Here it is.
407
00:12:22,859 --> 00:12:25,369
Uh-oh.
It's kind of dirty looking.
408
00:12:25,437 --> 00:12:27,471
But, you know, that's why they
put it in a dry cleaning bag.
409
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,259
I'm sure everything inside
is totally...
410
00:12:29,327 --> 00:12:31,007
Nope.
Soaked in urine.
411
00:12:31,271 --> 00:12:32,804
Damn it, New York.
412
00:12:34,859 --> 00:12:37,713
Kay, you've been staring
at your phone for 45 minutes.
413
00:12:37,781 --> 00:12:39,955
- Just read the email.
- What if it's bad news?
414
00:12:40,023 --> 00:12:41,120
Sir, do you know
how many times
415
00:12:41,187 --> 00:12:42,814
I've not gotten
something that I wanted?
416
00:12:42,882 --> 00:12:44,119
- How many?
- Zero.
417
00:12:44,187 --> 00:12:45,345
Because I have a trick.
418
00:12:45,413 --> 00:12:46,564
Whatever that email says,
419
00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,916
you just act like that's
what you wanted all along.
420
00:12:48,984 --> 00:12:50,720
Well, I can't fake it.
I want this job.
421
00:12:50,788 --> 00:12:52,470
For years,
I've worked nights and weekends.
422
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:53,658
I've sacrificed friendships.
423
00:12:53,726 --> 00:12:56,593
I've jeopardized
my relationship with Kevin.
424
00:12:57,031 --> 00:12:58,468
And now...
425
00:12:59,406 --> 00:13:01,406
to find out
if it was all in vain.
426
00:13:01,538 --> 00:13:02,767
Yeah, let's not check it.
427
00:13:02,835 --> 00:13:04,406
It feels like
there's a lot on the line.
428
00:13:04,499 --> 00:13:06,150
Agreed.
Let's just grab Cheddar
429
00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:07,345
and go to the wedding.
430
00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:09,663
Where is he?
Cheddar?
431
00:13:10,132 --> 00:13:11,640
Cheddar!
432
00:13:11,796 --> 00:13:13,634
Cheddar the dog!
433
00:13:13,702 --> 00:13:15,671
Oh, he ate the cake.
434
00:13:15,773 --> 00:13:18,945
Oh, Cheddar,
you furry little pig.
435
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,291
Okay, Amy.
436
00:13:20,406 --> 00:13:22,447
I got through every room
and I cleared them very fast,
437
00:13:22,514 --> 00:13:24,096
because I love you
and I want you to be happy,
438
00:13:24,163 --> 00:13:25,190
even if it's with somebody else.
439
00:13:25,257 --> 00:13:26,673
- Did that new tactic work?
- No.
440
00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:28,141
You just called it a tactic.
441
00:13:28,209 --> 00:13:29,548
Can we get in
the venue or not?
442
00:13:29,616 --> 00:13:31,204
Not quite yet.
There's one more vent
443
00:13:31,319 --> 00:13:33,188
we can't get into,
and our snake cam broke.
444
00:13:33,256 --> 00:13:35,299
We got another one on the way.
It'll be here in about 6 hours.
445
00:13:35,366 --> 00:13:37,016
What? No.
We need it now.
446
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,236
- People are already here.
- I'm sorry.
447
00:13:38,303 --> 00:13:39,712
The vent is very tight,
and no one
448
00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:40,814
on my team can get into it.
449
00:13:40,881 --> 00:13:41,916
I've been doing a lot of Pilates
450
00:13:41,983 --> 00:13:43,459
so I'm pretty huge
at this point.
451
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:44,991
I'm going in.
452
00:13:45,073 --> 00:13:46,686
- What?
- There's no fault.
453
00:13:46,754 --> 00:13:49,600
Smart... Boyle's squeezed himself into
454
00:13:49,866 --> 00:13:51,139
Look, this is all my fault.
455
00:13:51,226 --> 00:13:52,626
I put the announcement
in the paper
456
00:13:52,694 --> 00:13:53,831
and ruined this day.
457
00:13:53,908 --> 00:13:55,109
And now I'm gonna be
the one to fix it.
458
00:13:55,176 --> 00:13:56,446
Get ready, you two.
459
00:13:56,563 --> 00:13:57,782
I'm about to save this...
460
00:13:57,859 --> 00:14:00,131
Bomb!
There's a bomb!
461
00:14:00,201 --> 00:14:02,274
Damn it, Dario.
Why'd you say there was no bomb?
462
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,414
Because I wanted to kill Amy.
463
00:14:03,481 --> 00:14:04,742
Then why did you
call in the threat?
464
00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:06,735
I didn't.
My daughter found my hidden room
465
00:14:06,803 --> 00:14:08,366
and discovered some blueprints.
466
00:14:08,686 --> 00:14:10,297
Yes, fine, Teddy.
You were right.
467
00:14:10,365 --> 00:14:11,827
Now can you please
get the bomb out of the vent
468
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,258
- and dispose of it somewhere?
- Honestly, I wish we could.
469
00:14:14,326 --> 00:14:15,337
But it's too dangerous to move.
470
00:14:15,404 --> 00:14:16,509
We have to diffuse it on site.
471
00:14:16,576 --> 00:14:18,071
I have to evacuate
this entire block.
472
00:14:18,139 --> 00:14:19,719
- It's gonna take all night.
- Wait, so you're saying...
473
00:14:19,786 --> 00:14:22,335
Wedding's off.
For real, it's over.
474
00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:26,429
Jakey, what's this that
I hear that there's no rabbi?
475
00:14:26,506 --> 00:14:28,077
Not now, Aunt Linda!
476
00:14:32,303 --> 00:14:34,594
Okay, so we just finished
processing Moretti.
477
00:14:34,662 --> 00:14:35,915
- Did you talk to our parents?
- Yeah.
478
00:14:35,982 --> 00:14:37,079
They ended up
having dinner together.
479
00:14:37,146 --> 00:14:38,171
It sounded like they had fun.
480
00:14:38,238 --> 00:14:39,780
Our dads only got in
one arm-wrestling match.
481
00:14:39,847 --> 00:14:40,875
- Who won?
- Neither.
482
00:14:40,943 --> 00:14:42,365
They both threw out
their shoulders.
483
00:14:42,912 --> 00:14:43,969
What a disaster.
484
00:14:44,037 --> 00:14:45,789
Yeah.
But, look, I know
485
00:14:45,857 --> 00:14:47,864
it seems like
everything sucks, but
486
00:14:48,999 --> 00:14:50,706
why don't we just
get married tomorrow?
487
00:14:50,903 --> 00:14:52,204
You know, we won't have
a venue or a band
488
00:14:52,271 --> 00:14:54,992
or any of our guests,
but we could go to city hall.
489
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,601
Jake, do you really
want to get married
490
00:14:56,669 --> 00:14:58,672
in the same place people go
to get restraining orders?
491
00:14:58,739 --> 00:15:01,390
Amy Santiago, I would
marry you any time, any place.
492
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:03,085
I would marry you
in the steaming filth
493
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,203
of the Gowanus Canal.
494
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,601
Sweet.
But also, gross.
495
00:15:05,669 --> 00:15:07,329
I would marry you on
the G Train in the summertime
496
00:15:07,396 --> 00:15:08,649
when the air conditioning
is broken.
497
00:15:08,716 --> 00:15:09,617
Damn, really?
498
00:15:09,685 --> 00:15:11,735
I would marry you on top of
the Empire State Building.
499
00:15:11,802 --> 00:15:12,757
Well, that sounds
kind of nice.
500
00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:14,157
During a King Kong attack.
501
00:15:14,225 --> 00:15:15,672
Oh, yeah, that's not good.
502
00:15:17,927 --> 00:15:20,224
Okay.
City hall it is.
503
00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:22,765
No!
I was eavesdropping.
504
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,461
I'm always eavesdropping.
I don't like it.
505
00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:25,954
Look, I didn't spend
the last seven years
506
00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:27,602
watching your love ripen,
only to have it
507
00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:29,458
sullied by a city hall wedding.
508
00:15:29,622 --> 00:15:31,445
You're getting married
right here, right now.
509
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:32,476
- What?
- Come on.
510
00:15:32,544 --> 00:15:33,914
Boyle, I don't
even have a dress.
511
00:15:33,982 --> 00:15:35,718
You can wear Gina's.
I'm sure it's white.
512
00:15:35,786 --> 00:15:37,094
There's no way
Gina was gonna wear
513
00:15:37,161 --> 00:15:38,078
a white dress to my wedding.
514
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,646
No, I definitely was.
515
00:15:39,747 --> 00:15:41,156
What?
I thought you'd just wear
516
00:15:41,224 --> 00:15:42,779
a grey pantsuit or
something.
517
00:15:42,856 --> 00:15:44,782
I would never wear a grey
pantsuit to your wedding,
518
00:15:44,849 --> 00:15:46,287
- I promise you that.
- This is happening.
519
00:15:46,354 --> 00:15:47,858
Jake and Amy are
getting married tonight.
520
00:15:47,925 --> 00:15:49,133
- Title of my sex tape!
- What?
521
00:15:49,201 --> 00:15:50,709
Whoo!
Yeah... whoo... all right.
522
00:15:50,777 --> 00:15:52,071
I got a lot to work...
Lot of work...
523
00:15:52,138 --> 00:15:54,021
Wha... give me a half hour!
Whoa!
524
00:15:58,003 --> 00:16:00,448
Wow.
You look beautiful.
525
00:16:00,565 --> 00:16:03,253
Thank you.
This dress is incredible.
526
00:16:03,354 --> 00:16:05,224
Gina, this
would have been so crazy
527
00:16:05,292 --> 00:16:06,319
if you wore this to our wedding.
528
00:16:06,386 --> 00:16:07,479
I know.
529
00:16:07,664 --> 00:16:09,894
Hey, Amy,
I know I ruined your veil,
530
00:16:10,004 --> 00:16:11,624
but I made you a new one.
531
00:16:11,701 --> 00:16:13,462
It's a shower curtain.
Uhh...
532
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:14,845
Yep, Terry fumbled the task.
533
00:16:14,922 --> 00:16:16,581
But we got you a bouquet.
534
00:16:16,889 --> 00:16:18,650
Wow.
That's gorgeous.
535
00:16:18,784 --> 00:16:20,316
Thank you.
Where did those come from?
536
00:16:20,384 --> 00:16:21,676
Alicia found
a florist in the city that was
537
00:16:21,743 --> 00:16:22,780
still open and picked them up.
538
00:16:22,847 --> 00:16:23,935
- Haaaa!
- All right.
539
00:16:24,003 --> 00:16:24,898
Keep it in your pants.
540
00:16:24,975 --> 00:16:25,986
Okay, here we go.
541
00:16:26,063 --> 00:16:28,472
Jake, Amy,
let's go downstairs.
542
00:16:28,769 --> 00:16:31,565
It's wedding time!
543
00:16:35,117 --> 00:16:36,557
So here it is.
544
00:16:39,783 --> 00:16:41,442
I really hope you like it.
545
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,418
But if you don't,
I will kill myself.
546
00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:46,371
Charles, it looks amazing.
547
00:16:46,512 --> 00:16:47,746
It's beautiful.
548
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,186
How can I ever repay you?
549
00:16:49,254 --> 00:16:50,586
Get pregnant.
550
00:16:50,663 --> 00:16:52,405
Use your body to
give the world more Jake.
551
00:16:52,473 --> 00:16:53,559
Holy crap.
All right.
552
00:16:53,627 --> 00:16:55,405
I'm gonna take Charles
away from you now.
553
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,981
I will see you up there.
554
00:16:57,634 --> 00:16:58,698
Wait!
555
00:16:58,791 --> 00:16:59,785
Stop everything.
We're here.
556
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:00,684
Where have you guys been?
557
00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:02,122
You sent us out
to find a band.
558
00:17:02,202 --> 00:17:04,452
Right. I definitely
remember doing that.
559
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,766
It took a while,
but I think we really nailed it.
560
00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:08,934
Check this guy out.
We found him on the subway.
561
00:17:09,039 --> 00:17:10,848
Hey, I know you.
You're Melipnos.
562
00:17:10,978 --> 00:17:12,695
No.
We have never met.
563
00:17:12,772 --> 00:17:13,957
No, I'm pretty sure we have.
564
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,263
- You sell me horse blood?
- No.
565
00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:16,552
Would you like
to buy horse blood?
566
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,582
No.
You know what?
567
00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:18,958
Maybe we don't need
music for this.
568
00:17:19,025 --> 00:17:21,146
That's totally fine, we can
just skip that part of it.
569
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,363
♪
570
00:17:26,431 --> 00:17:27,476
Guitar.
571
00:17:27,566 --> 00:17:29,702
Holy crap.
Melipnos plays like an angel.
572
00:17:29,779 --> 00:17:31,417
Amy, we're a go!
573
00:17:31,835 --> 00:17:32,959
Hey, Melipnos.
574
00:17:33,027 --> 00:17:34,316
I don't know you.
575
00:17:34,527 --> 00:17:35,699
Kay.
576
00:17:39,103 --> 00:17:46,153
♪
577
00:17:56,436 --> 00:17:58,042
Please be seated.
578
00:17:59,722 --> 00:18:01,972
Friends, colleagues,
579
00:18:02,256 --> 00:18:04,042
gawking New Yorkers,
580
00:18:04,769 --> 00:18:06,870
we are here today
to celebrate the marriage
581
00:18:06,947 --> 00:18:09,589
of Jake Peralta
and Amy Santiago.
582
00:18:09,761 --> 00:18:11,788
I've known you both
for the last five years.
583
00:18:11,865 --> 00:18:14,138
And it has been
a true pleasure to watch
584
00:18:14,215 --> 00:18:16,227
your distracting
childish rivalry
585
00:18:16,425 --> 00:18:19,042
evolve into a distracting
childish courtship
586
00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:21,101
and now into
what I'm sure will be
587
00:18:21,178 --> 00:18:22,995
a distracting
childish marriage.
588
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,124
I'm proud of you.
589
00:18:25,597 --> 00:18:26,856
And I love you both.
590
00:18:27,058 --> 00:18:29,066
- Permission to say it back?
- Permission granted.
591
00:18:29,143 --> 00:18:31,068
- I love you too, sir.
- Love you, Captain.
592
00:18:31,503 --> 00:18:34,136
Now I believe you've
prepared your own vows?
593
00:18:34,409 --> 00:18:37,560
Yes, I was going to do
594
00:18:37,628 --> 00:18:39,032
an "Addams Family" themed rap,
595
00:18:39,109 --> 00:18:40,558
but my beat-boxer isn't here.
596
00:18:40,626 --> 00:18:42,367
That's the only reason
it's not happening.
597
00:18:42,504 --> 00:18:44,995
So, Ames,
598
00:18:45,778 --> 00:18:48,085
today has been a crazy day.
599
00:18:48,308 --> 00:18:51,019
But... I shouldn't be surprised,
600
00:18:51,175 --> 00:18:53,417
because we've had
a lot of crazy days.
601
00:18:53,902 --> 00:18:56,006
There was our first date,
602
00:18:56,316 --> 00:18:57,722
our first kiss,
603
00:18:57,877 --> 00:19:00,027
the first time
you told me you loved me,
604
00:19:00,217 --> 00:19:03,136
and the day
you told me you would marry me.
605
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,363
Also, yesterday,
606
00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:08,265
and the day before that,
and the day before that,
607
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:11,282
because every single day
that I get to be with
608
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,894
someone as amazing as you
is crazy to me.
609
00:19:14,574 --> 00:19:15,941
I love you.
610
00:19:16,753 --> 00:19:19,441
And I'm worried about
dancing in front of our friends.
611
00:19:20,199 --> 00:19:21,363
The end.
612
00:19:23,102 --> 00:19:24,766
Okay, well.
613
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:27,309
I've been planning this wedding
for the last six months.
614
00:19:27,418 --> 00:19:28,691
And if you told me yesterday
615
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,535
everything that
was gonna go wrong,
616
00:19:30,954 --> 00:19:33,870
I would have had a panic attack
that sent me into the ER.
617
00:19:34,295 --> 00:19:36,056
But I'm here,
618
00:19:36,331 --> 00:19:38,464
and I've never been happier.
619
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,683
Life is unpredictable.
620
00:19:41,997 --> 00:19:43,400
Not everything's in our control.
621
00:19:43,468 --> 00:19:45,230
But as long as you're
with the right people,
622
00:19:45,324 --> 00:19:46,886
you can handle anything.
623
00:19:47,157 --> 00:19:48,761
And you, Jake Peralta,
624
00:19:49,049 --> 00:19:51,011
are the right person for me.
625
00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:53,855
But I do have some bad news.
626
00:19:54,081 --> 00:19:55,979
There is a bomb
at this wedding as well.
627
00:19:56,056 --> 00:19:57,120
What?
628
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,433
Your butt.
Your butt is the bomb.
629
00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:01,706
There will be no survivors.
630
00:20:04,248 --> 00:20:07,251
I love you so much.
You're my dream girl.
631
00:20:07,682 --> 00:20:08,925
I love you too.
632
00:20:09,073 --> 00:20:12,183
I can't wait to spend
the rest of my life with you.
633
00:20:13,105 --> 00:20:15,138
Ring bearer,
please, bring the rings.
634
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,000
But I thought
Cheddar was sick...
635
00:20:17,077 --> 00:20:18,490
Oh, my God.
636
00:20:18,558 --> 00:20:21,144
You got the robot.
There's a robot at my wedding.
637
00:20:21,212 --> 00:20:23,302
Yeah, I felt bad about
how everything went down today,
638
00:20:23,369 --> 00:20:25,261
so I offered to help.
Oh, that's nice.
639
00:20:25,401 --> 00:20:27,099
Also, are you guys doing
that thing where someone gets to
640
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:28,811
object to this union,
or is that later?
641
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,719
- We're not doing that.
- You've outsmarted me.
642
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,467
Congratulations.
Okay.
643
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:33,855
Moving on.
644
00:20:34,104 --> 00:20:35,898
Do you, Amy Santiago,
645
00:20:35,975 --> 00:20:38,108
take Jake Peralta
to be your husband?
646
00:20:38,381 --> 00:20:39,639
I do.
647
00:20:40,686 --> 00:20:42,522
And do you, Jake Peralta,
648
00:20:42,693 --> 00:20:44,928
take Amy Santiago
to be your wife?
649
00:20:45,192 --> 00:20:47,115
I absolutely do.
650
00:20:48,858 --> 00:20:51,904
By the power vested in me
by the state of New York,
651
00:20:51,981 --> 00:20:53,350
I'd like to announce
652
00:20:53,427 --> 00:20:55,795
that your honeymoon vacation
request status
653
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:58,865
has officially been moved
from pending to approved.
654
00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:02,306
You're married.
You may kiss the bride.
655
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:12,919
Congratulations once again
to Jake and Amy.
656
00:21:12,987 --> 00:21:14,987
One for you
and one for
657
00:21:15,061 --> 00:21:16,356
- your wife.
- Huh.
658
00:21:16,423 --> 00:21:17,716
I've a wife.
659
00:21:17,784 --> 00:21:19,311
How Boyle feels?
660
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,302
So, now that everyone's here,
661
00:21:21,370 --> 00:21:23,219
I have an email that
I need to open.
662
00:21:23,287 --> 00:21:24,720
All right, weirdo,
not something we usually
663
00:21:24,787 --> 00:21:25,773
announce to the squad.
664
00:21:25,841 --> 00:21:27,672
It says if he got
the commissioner job.
665
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:28,885
- Oh, my God!
- What?
666
00:21:28,962 --> 00:21:30,482
He was too scared
to read it all day.
667
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:33,396
I was, until I heard
something very wise tonight.
668
00:21:33,677 --> 00:21:35,805
Life is unpredictable.
669
00:21:36,123 --> 00:21:37,982
Not everything is
in our control.
670
00:21:38,099 --> 00:21:39,865
But as long as
we're with the right people,
671
00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:41,435
we can handle anything.
672
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:45,576
So I'd like to receive this news
with all of you.
673
00:21:45,647 --> 00:21:48,162
- He quoted me.
- Okay, here we go.
674
00:21:55,694 --> 00:21:57,000
Well, from the look on my face,
675
00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:58,771
I'm sure you can
guess what it says.
676
00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:02,531
No!
We have no idea at all.
677
00:22:02,599 --> 00:22:04,016
Just tell us, you monster!
678
00:22:04,084 --> 00:22:05,651
Not a doctor.
Shh.
679
00:22:05,775 --> 00:22:07,308
Fremulon.
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