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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,217 --> 00:00:03,070 I can't believe this is a rec center. 2 00:00:03,145 --> 00:00:05,075 - It looks amazing. - You look amazing. 3 00:00:05,143 --> 00:00:06,734 - Foxy as hell. - Simmer down, Boyle. 4 00:00:06,802 --> 00:00:07,632 No, no, I love it. 5 00:00:07,700 --> 00:00:08,937 Amp it up, Boyle. Happy to. 6 00:00:09,005 --> 00:00:10,132 Jake, your body's kicking 7 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:11,632 and skin is clear as a summer day. 8 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:12,939 Ooh! 9 00:00:13,016 --> 00:00:15,335 - Jake. - Ames, you look beautiful. 10 00:00:15,403 --> 00:00:16,758 But when are you getting your makeup put on? 11 00:00:16,825 --> 00:00:18,280 Y'all, she woke up like this. 12 00:00:18,348 --> 00:00:19,936 Not now, Jake. We're in crisis mode. 13 00:00:20,004 --> 00:00:21,225 The cake hasn't arrived yet. 14 00:00:21,293 --> 00:00:22,405 Mason woke up with the chickenpox, 15 00:00:22,472 --> 00:00:23,593 so we don't have a ring bearer. 16 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:25,232 Plus, look what I found on my veil. 17 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:26,387 - Ooh. - I planned everything 18 00:00:26,454 --> 00:00:28,276 so perfectly, and now it's all falling apart. 19 00:00:28,344 --> 00:00:30,029 No, it isn't. Take a deep breath. 20 00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:31,058 All right, we got this. 21 00:00:31,126 --> 00:00:32,920 Terry, Rosa, will you please 22 00:00:32,988 --> 00:00:34,561 take this veil to a dry cleaner. 23 00:00:34,629 --> 00:00:36,451 And if they won't do a rush job, make them. 24 00:00:36,519 --> 00:00:37,777 - Use force. - I mean, we're not 25 00:00:37,845 --> 00:00:38,748 gonna abuse our power. 26 00:00:38,816 --> 00:00:40,217 Of course not. We're good cops. 27 00:00:40,285 --> 00:00:41,904 I was just exaggerating. 28 00:00:41,972 --> 00:00:43,101 Rosa, I was not exaggerating. 29 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,337 Great. 30 00:00:44,421 --> 00:00:46,623 Okay, now for the ring bearer situation. 31 00:00:46,691 --> 00:00:48,421 This actually might be a blessing in disguise. 32 00:00:48,488 --> 00:00:49,401 I know that he's your nephew, 33 00:00:49,469 --> 00:00:51,054 but I wasn't super jazzed about Mason. 34 00:00:51,121 --> 00:00:52,222 Yeah, he should be cuter. 35 00:00:52,290 --> 00:00:53,343 His face is too small for his head. 36 00:00:53,410 --> 00:00:54,300 He's a "Dick Tracy" villain. 37 00:00:54,368 --> 00:00:55,868 But I have an idea for a new ring bearer 38 00:00:55,935 --> 00:00:57,514 who is very adorable 39 00:00:57,582 --> 00:00:59,482 - and very obedient. - I would be 40 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:00,874 I'm talking about Cheddar the dog. 41 00:01:00,941 --> 00:01:01,933 - Yep, right. - Brilliant. 42 00:01:02,001 --> 00:01:04,029 He loves responsibility. I'll go pick him up. 43 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,288 I'm gonna go with Holt. Seems like 44 00:01:05,355 --> 00:01:07,162 people are pairing off for adventures 45 00:01:07,230 --> 00:01:08,808 and we have the best rapport. 46 00:01:08,876 --> 00:01:10,225 Cheddar? Are you crazy? 47 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:11,335 - What about my... - Allergies? 48 00:01:11,402 --> 00:01:12,428 Got your meds right here. 49 00:01:12,496 --> 00:01:13,858 I brought them just in case Hitchcock decided 50 00:01:13,925 --> 00:01:16,131 to wear his toupee again. It's very clearly not human hair. 51 00:01:16,198 --> 00:01:18,170 Human hair is indistinguishable 52 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,347 - from badger fur. - That is absolutely not the case. 53 00:01:20,415 --> 00:01:21,872 But that reminds me, you two, 54 00:01:21,940 --> 00:01:23,342 our wedding band cancelled last minute, 55 00:01:23,409 --> 00:01:24,796 and I need you to find a replacement. 56 00:01:24,863 --> 00:01:25,886 You can count on us. 57 00:01:25,954 --> 00:01:27,959 Flattop and The Freak. We always deliver. 58 00:01:28,027 --> 00:01:29,999 - Our band cancelled? - Not in any way, shape or form. 59 00:01:30,066 --> 00:01:31,608 But it's a very stressful day and I thought things would 60 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:33,038 go better without Hitchcock and Scully here. 61 00:01:33,105 --> 00:01:34,474 Aw, that's so smart. 62 00:01:34,551 --> 00:01:36,675 Look, babe, we planned a great wedding. 63 00:01:36,746 --> 00:01:38,191 It's gonna be a perfect day. 64 00:01:38,261 --> 00:01:40,132 - Phone call for you sir. - Ah, thank you. 65 00:01:40,209 --> 00:01:42,303 That would be the cake guy saying he has arrived. 66 00:01:42,371 --> 00:01:44,144 - Hello? - Jake Peralta? 67 00:01:44,214 --> 00:01:46,027 - Yes? - There's a bomb at your wedding. 68 00:01:46,095 --> 00:01:47,638 It's set to explode at 5:30. 69 00:01:47,706 --> 00:01:49,785 Everyone inside will die. 70 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:56,769 So... that was not the cake guy. 71 00:01:56,943 --> 00:02:00,385 *BROOKLYN Nine-Nine* Season 05 Episode 22 72 00:02:00,617 --> 00:02:03,566 Episode Title : "Jake & Amy" 73 00:02:05,608 --> 00:02:07,585 Synchronized by srjanapala 74 00:02:16,776 --> 00:02:18,636 Okay, we called the bomb squad 75 00:02:18,704 --> 00:02:19,620 and got everyone out of the building. 76 00:02:19,688 --> 00:02:21,548 - We should leave. - Who would do something like this? 77 00:02:21,615 --> 00:02:23,649 Well, I clearly have an arch-nemesis. 78 00:02:23,836 --> 00:02:25,737 Finally. Must be someone I put away 79 00:02:25,805 --> 00:02:26,884 who's hell-bent on revenge. 80 00:02:26,951 --> 00:02:28,258 He's probably gonna make me choose between 81 00:02:28,325 --> 00:02:30,425 saving the city and saving the woman I love. 82 00:02:30,493 --> 00:02:32,602 Little does he know, I can save both. 83 00:02:32,836 --> 00:02:34,222 How are you so calm right now? 84 00:02:34,290 --> 00:02:35,792 Someone is trying to blow us up. 85 00:02:35,860 --> 00:02:37,917 I'm calm because there's not really a bomb. 86 00:02:37,985 --> 00:02:39,035 I mean, if you're trying to kill someone, 87 00:02:39,102 --> 00:02:40,473 you don't call and give them a heads-up. 88 00:02:40,540 --> 00:02:41,867 So they're just trying to scare us? 89 00:02:41,934 --> 00:02:43,760 Yeah, but it doesn't matter. The bomb squad's on their way. 90 00:02:43,827 --> 00:02:45,979 They'll do a quick sweep, find nothing and split, and 91 00:02:46,047 --> 00:02:48,336 this will just become a funny story we work into our vows. 92 00:02:48,454 --> 00:02:50,766 "Amy, there was a bomb at this wedding. 93 00:02:50,891 --> 00:02:53,250 Ya butt. Ya butt is da bomb." 94 00:02:53,829 --> 00:02:55,173 Please don't say that during the ceremony. 95 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,621 Is it that you don't like wordplay or you don't 96 00:02:56,688 --> 00:02:57,689 want me to talk about your butt at all? 97 00:02:57,756 --> 00:02:59,048 Because one of those notes is really gonna pull a thread. 98 00:02:59,115 --> 00:03:01,250 How did this guy even find out about the wedding? 99 00:03:01,976 --> 00:03:03,667 The stupid engagement announcement 100 00:03:03,735 --> 00:03:04,847 Charles put in the paper! 101 00:03:04,915 --> 00:03:06,761 It had the time and location of the ceremony. 102 00:03:06,837 --> 00:03:09,925 Amy, be very careful about throwing around accusations 103 00:03:09,993 --> 00:03:11,223 like that, because if you're trying to say 104 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:13,089 I somehow ruined Jake's wedding, 105 00:03:13,157 --> 00:03:14,912 then I'm gonna kill myself! 106 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:17,150 So tread lightly. 107 00:03:17,219 --> 00:03:18,917 Okay! Just take it easy, Charles. 108 00:03:18,985 --> 00:03:20,336 Nothing is ruined. 109 00:03:20,532 --> 00:03:22,485 See? The bomb squad is already here. 110 00:03:22,562 --> 00:03:24,508 And they brought a robot. 111 00:03:24,641 --> 00:03:25,909 This is exactly how I imagined 112 00:03:25,977 --> 00:03:27,363 my wedding would be when I was a kid. 113 00:03:27,430 --> 00:03:28,847 Well, well, well. 114 00:03:28,915 --> 00:03:31,368 Amy Santiago. Amy, look. 115 00:03:31,438 --> 00:03:33,323 Your ex-boyfriend is here on our wedding day. 116 00:03:33,391 --> 00:03:34,641 - Why? - This is my crew. 117 00:03:34,709 --> 00:03:37,042 Yeah, you called me boring, so I leveled up my cool. 118 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:39,315 And now I run the bomb squad. I also started traveling. 119 00:03:39,383 --> 00:03:41,307 I went to Belgium. They have the best spaghetti. 120 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:42,910 Teddy, let's get everything out on the table here. 121 00:03:42,977 --> 00:03:45,300 Last time we saw you, you kind of proposed to Amy. 122 00:03:45,368 --> 00:03:46,605 So you're not still in love with her, right? 123 00:03:46,672 --> 00:03:47,446 No, I definitely am. 124 00:03:47,514 --> 00:03:49,111 My therapist told me to stop trying to get over it. 125 00:03:49,178 --> 00:03:50,969 Oh, weird that you wouldn't hide it even for your own pride. 126 00:03:51,036 --> 00:03:52,432 But seriously, don't worry. I'm a cop. 127 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:54,614 I have a job to do, and I'm gonna do it professionally. 128 00:03:54,681 --> 00:03:56,004 That's great. I'm happy to hear that. 129 00:03:56,071 --> 00:03:57,227 Meaning I will be doing 130 00:03:57,295 --> 00:03:58,715 a super thorough sweeping of the building. 131 00:03:58,782 --> 00:04:00,051 It's gonna take hours, so you should 132 00:04:00,118 --> 00:04:01,160 probably just cancel the wedding. 133 00:04:01,227 --> 00:04:02,589 Anyway, congrats you two. 134 00:04:02,657 --> 00:04:03,699 Congrats on the bomb squad. 135 00:04:03,766 --> 00:04:05,233 - Charles! - Right. 136 00:04:05,492 --> 00:04:07,706 So are you bringing someone to the wedding? 137 00:04:07,774 --> 00:04:09,590 No, I'm taking a break from dating for a while. 138 00:04:09,657 --> 00:04:10,894 - What? - I'm sick of asking people 139 00:04:10,961 --> 00:04:12,048 how many siblings they have. 140 00:04:12,115 --> 00:04:14,079 Oh, is it somewhere between zero and two? 141 00:04:14,147 --> 00:04:15,006 How fascinating. 142 00:04:15,074 --> 00:04:17,766 But you never know when you're gonna find your dream person. 143 00:04:17,868 --> 00:04:20,248 Anyone on the street could be they. 144 00:04:20,316 --> 00:04:21,470 All right, it feels like you Googled 145 00:04:21,537 --> 00:04:23,190 "how to talk to your bisexual friends." 146 00:04:23,258 --> 00:04:25,321 Yeah. Look, the point is 147 00:04:25,438 --> 00:04:27,331 you can close yourself off all you want. 148 00:04:27,399 --> 00:04:28,925 The universe will find a way. 149 00:04:28,993 --> 00:04:30,713 That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 150 00:04:30,790 --> 00:04:32,079 Car's here. 151 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:34,446 Hi. I'm here to pick up Rosa. 152 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,053 Are you the one I'm looking for? 153 00:04:39,923 --> 00:04:41,533 Now, Cheddar, when I give the signal, 154 00:04:41,601 --> 00:04:43,899 you go directly to where the bride and groom will be. 155 00:04:43,976 --> 00:04:45,024 Here we go. 156 00:04:45,126 --> 00:04:47,977 Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup. 157 00:04:48,102 --> 00:04:50,266 Good boy. Good, Cheddar. 158 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,378 - How did that look? - Very weird. 159 00:04:52,446 --> 00:04:54,427 You're not gonna trot by the dog at the wedding, are you? 160 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:56,027 No, of course not. I'll be officiating. 161 00:04:56,104 --> 00:04:58,321 You'll be the trotter. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. 162 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,511 - Oh, my. - What? 163 00:05:01,588 --> 00:05:03,164 I just got an email from the mayor's office 164 00:05:03,231 --> 00:05:05,679 telling me if I'm the next commissioner of the NYPD. 165 00:05:05,756 --> 00:05:08,899 Well, well, well, finally something to care about today. 166 00:05:10,071 --> 00:05:11,235 What's going on, guys? 167 00:05:11,326 --> 00:05:12,696 Someone called in a bomb threat. 168 00:05:12,764 --> 00:05:13,795 Seriously? 169 00:05:13,863 --> 00:05:15,465 Is this because of Boyle's stupid engagement announcement? 170 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:16,410 - Yes. - No! 171 00:05:16,478 --> 00:05:17,662 They won't let us back in the building. 172 00:05:17,729 --> 00:05:20,183 But there's not really a bomb, so it's just temporary. 173 00:05:20,347 --> 00:05:21,905 What about you guys? Did you get the veil? 174 00:05:21,972 --> 00:05:24,027 - Terry has it. - I do? 175 00:05:24,729 --> 00:05:26,475 Oh, no, I left it in the car! 176 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:29,121 It's not my fault. The driver was so hot. 177 00:05:29,191 --> 00:05:30,777 Not for me, for Rosa. 178 00:05:30,845 --> 00:05:31,925 She was clearly flirting with her. 179 00:05:31,992 --> 00:05:34,886 Oh, I know, I'll just call the company and bring her back here. 180 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,496 And then who knows what'll happen? 181 00:05:36,564 --> 00:05:38,077 Wait a minute, did you do this intentionally 182 00:05:38,144 --> 00:05:39,280 so I'd have to see that girl again? 183 00:05:39,347 --> 00:05:40,738 No! That's crazy. 184 00:05:40,806 --> 00:05:43,591 This is Jake and Amy's wedding. I would never do that. 185 00:05:43,988 --> 00:05:46,256 But you gotta admit, it does seem like 186 00:05:46,324 --> 00:05:47,585 the universe is pushing you two together. 187 00:05:47,652 --> 00:05:48,676 - Terry! - Terry! - Right, right. 188 00:05:48,743 --> 00:05:50,152 Look, we'll go find the veil. 189 00:05:51,082 --> 00:05:52,475 I can't believe this is happening. 190 00:05:52,543 --> 00:05:54,678 Don't worry about them. Let's go check on Teddy. 191 00:05:54,746 --> 00:05:56,184 I'm sure he's made a ton of progress. 192 00:05:56,251 --> 00:05:57,576 Nope. Haven't even gone in yet. 193 00:05:57,644 --> 00:05:58,949 Still putting on the bomb suit. 194 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,371 Yeah, my job is super dangerous, 195 00:06:00,439 --> 00:06:02,191 but I like living life on the edge. 196 00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:03,889 Just kind of sexy if you think about it. 197 00:06:03,957 --> 00:06:05,222 There's no bomb. 198 00:06:05,290 --> 00:06:07,030 If they wanted us dead, they wouldn't have called first. 199 00:06:07,097 --> 00:06:08,364 It's not always the bomber who calls. 200 00:06:08,431 --> 00:06:10,702 Maybe he had a young daughter, found a key to his secret room, 201 00:06:10,769 --> 00:06:12,319 came across some blueprints, felt guilty, 202 00:06:12,386 --> 00:06:13,421 and wanted to save your life. 203 00:06:13,488 --> 00:06:14,785 - Seems unlikely. - Well, Amy, 204 00:06:14,853 --> 00:06:16,890 in this life, it's sometimes the unlikeliest outcomes that... 205 00:06:16,957 --> 00:06:18,718 Feels like you're winding up to propose again here. 206 00:06:18,785 --> 00:06:19,644 I was. Good catch. 207 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:21,261 - Amy, would you... - No! 208 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:22,910 - You still did it. - All right. 209 00:06:23,168 --> 00:06:24,471 Well, this is gonna take a while, 210 00:06:24,539 --> 00:06:26,250 so you have time to reconsider. 211 00:06:26,318 --> 00:06:28,409 Off to do my super dangerous job. 212 00:06:29,784 --> 00:06:31,435 I can't handle this. I need a cigarette. 213 00:06:31,503 --> 00:06:32,749 I knew that you would, so I came prepared. 214 00:06:32,816 --> 00:06:34,599 Nicotine patches. 215 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:36,763 You just put it on your shoulder and... 216 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:38,342 Whoa, stuck it right on your face, huh? 217 00:06:38,409 --> 00:06:39,936 I want it as close to my brain as possible. 218 00:06:40,003 --> 00:06:41,428 That's unsettling. All right, listen up. 219 00:06:41,495 --> 00:06:42,482 I think I know how to fix this. 220 00:06:42,550 --> 00:06:44,624 All we have to do is figure out who my arch-nemesis is, 221 00:06:44,691 --> 00:06:46,533 track him down and get him to admit to Teddy 222 00:06:46,601 --> 00:06:47,517 that there's no bomb. 223 00:06:47,585 --> 00:06:49,300 We have three hours to save this wedding. 224 00:06:49,401 --> 00:06:51,021 That's good. I love you so much. 225 00:06:51,089 --> 00:06:52,326 I love you too. Wait. 226 00:06:52,394 --> 00:06:54,189 You're talking to the nicotine, aren't you? 227 00:06:55,543 --> 00:06:57,283 I can love two things. 228 00:06:59,963 --> 00:07:01,551 Look, I was told to drop off 229 00:07:01,619 --> 00:07:04,189 one Nakatomi Plaza wedding cake at 2:15. 230 00:07:04,261 --> 00:07:05,911 Yeah, but they won't let us inside the venue, 231 00:07:05,978 --> 00:07:07,943 so can you please take it away and bring it back later? 232 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:10,043 Sorry, ma'am, I can't. I have other deliveries. 233 00:07:10,111 --> 00:07:12,207 Man, it's gonna melt in the sun. 234 00:07:12,275 --> 00:07:13,677 Don't worry, Amy, I'm gonna keep it chilled 235 00:07:13,744 --> 00:07:14,885 with my cool breath. 236 00:07:14,955 --> 00:07:16,973 Oh, my God, the cake looks amazing! 237 00:07:17,041 --> 00:07:18,341 Charles, why are you spitting on it? 238 00:07:18,408 --> 00:07:20,314 Because I didn't ruin your wedding. 239 00:07:20,382 --> 00:07:21,348 Kay. 240 00:07:21,416 --> 00:07:22,429 Were you able to trace the number 241 00:07:22,496 --> 00:07:23,583 - that called in the threat? - Yes. 242 00:07:23,650 --> 00:07:24,760 It was a burner, but 243 00:07:24,828 --> 00:07:26,825 they caught it pinging off a cell tower in Fort Greene 244 00:07:26,892 --> 00:07:28,973 one block away from the last known address 245 00:07:29,041 --> 00:07:30,525 - of Frank Gillespie. - Who? 246 00:07:30,593 --> 00:07:32,629 I arrested him for armed robbery in 2008, 247 00:07:32,697 --> 00:07:33,950 and he got out of Rikers a year ago. 248 00:07:34,017 --> 00:07:35,356 He's got be my arch-nemesis. 249 00:07:35,424 --> 00:07:36,552 He's definitely obsessed with me. 250 00:07:36,619 --> 00:07:37,502 Just 'cause you arrested him? 251 00:07:37,570 --> 00:07:39,081 Well, we didn't have enough evidence against him 252 00:07:39,148 --> 00:07:41,419 at first, so let's just say I had to get a little creative. 253 00:07:41,486 --> 00:07:43,590 - You framed him? What? - No. Ames. 254 00:07:43,658 --> 00:07:45,575 I went undercover and became best friends with him. 255 00:07:45,642 --> 00:07:46,849 And then he told me about his lymphoma, 256 00:07:46,916 --> 00:07:49,746 and we ran a 10K together, and then I arrested him. 257 00:07:49,814 --> 00:07:52,684 He felt so betrayed. The trial was very emotional. 258 00:07:52,752 --> 00:07:54,056 All right, let's go talk to him. 259 00:07:54,124 --> 00:07:56,223 - That must be our guy. - Hey, great attitude, Ames. 260 00:07:56,291 --> 00:07:57,372 You're handling this really well. 261 00:07:57,439 --> 00:07:58,590 Ah, there they are. 262 00:07:58,658 --> 00:08:00,387 All right, she should be here any minute. 263 00:08:00,455 --> 00:08:02,971 Her name is Alicia. Switch with me. 264 00:08:03,892 --> 00:08:05,612 - That's your good side. - I have a bad side? 265 00:08:05,679 --> 00:08:06,693 Oh, damn, you didn't know? 266 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,450 All right, can we just focus on finding the veil? 267 00:08:08,517 --> 00:08:09,809 Really, it's not a big deal. 268 00:08:09,877 --> 00:08:11,135 I'm sure it's in her car. 269 00:08:11,494 --> 00:08:12,653 Oh, there she is. 270 00:08:12,721 --> 00:08:15,199 Do you mind if I slyly mention you're single? 271 00:08:15,267 --> 00:08:17,074 - Do not do that. - You won't even notice. 272 00:08:17,142 --> 00:08:18,364 Hey, you needed to see me again? 273 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,543 - Rosa's single. - What? 274 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:20,681 Ignore him. We left 275 00:08:20,749 --> 00:08:21,870 a dry cleaning bag in your back seat. 276 00:08:21,937 --> 00:08:24,306 Oh, uh, I didn't see anything, but you can take a look. 277 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,928 The veil's not here, Rosa. We're so screwed! 278 00:08:27,996 --> 00:08:29,955 Hold on. Don't freak out. 279 00:08:38,703 --> 00:08:39,627 Rosa! 280 00:08:39,704 --> 00:08:41,244 What the hell are you doing? 281 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:42,457 What? You were the one that said... 282 00:08:42,524 --> 00:08:44,057 That was before the veil went missing, 283 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:46,000 when life was breezy! 284 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:48,486 Why is this so heavy? 285 00:08:48,554 --> 00:08:50,658 'Cause you made them do an all-frosting interior. 286 00:08:50,726 --> 00:08:53,060 Oh, yeah. I can't wait to eat it. 287 00:08:53,128 --> 00:08:54,294 What are you guys doing here? 288 00:08:54,371 --> 00:08:56,208 Well, Gina, there was a bomb threat; 289 00:08:56,276 --> 00:08:57,472 Teddy won't let us in the building; 290 00:08:57,539 --> 00:08:59,028 and we had to get our cake out of the sun; and 291 00:08:59,095 --> 00:09:01,870 now you're in charge of it so we can go find my arch-nemesis. 292 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,325 All right. 293 00:09:03,393 --> 00:09:04,520 Thank you very much. 294 00:09:04,691 --> 00:09:07,191 - Everything okay? - Don't know. 295 00:09:07,269 --> 00:09:09,857 They only said "Gina" once, and it was kind of in the beginning. 296 00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:11,357 - Huh. - Did you read the email? 297 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:12,442 Are you the commissioner? 298 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:13,951 - I haven't opened it yet. - What? 299 00:09:14,019 --> 00:09:15,763 Today is Peralta and Santiago's wedding. 300 00:09:15,831 --> 00:09:17,051 I don't want to make it all about me. 301 00:09:17,118 --> 00:09:19,185 - So you're scared to open it? - Don't be absurd. 302 00:09:19,253 --> 00:09:20,974 I simply want everyone to focus on 303 00:09:21,042 --> 00:09:22,935 the bride and groom, and not on whether 304 00:09:23,003 --> 00:09:26,607 my lifelong dream, which I spent decades working towards, 305 00:09:26,675 --> 00:09:28,060 has collapsed in front of my eyes, 306 00:09:28,128 --> 00:09:30,060 leaving me untethered in this world 307 00:09:30,128 --> 00:09:33,636 and unsure of my very future with the NYPD. 308 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:35,665 All right. 309 00:09:36,151 --> 00:09:38,057 Okay, Gillespie's apartment's right over here. 310 00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:39,143 Oh, this is exciting. 311 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:40,580 We're gonna catch my arch-nemesis. 312 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,065 Do you think he has a shrine of photos of me 313 00:09:42,132 --> 00:09:43,587 - with the eyes scratched out? - Let's not rule out 314 00:09:43,654 --> 00:09:45,791 the very real possibility that it's entirely sexual. 315 00:09:45,859 --> 00:09:47,375 Oh, man, that would be super upsetting 316 00:09:47,443 --> 00:09:48,474 and so cool. 317 00:09:48,542 --> 00:09:49,575 I know. Isn't it amazing? 318 00:09:49,643 --> 00:09:50,888 Okay, okay, focus up. 319 00:09:50,956 --> 00:09:52,022 Let's do this. Right. 320 00:09:52,099 --> 00:09:53,382 You look great. 321 00:09:54,148 --> 00:09:55,640 NYPD. 322 00:09:56,210 --> 00:09:58,244 Hello? Is there a problem? 323 00:09:58,312 --> 00:09:59,565 We're looking for Frank Gillespie. 324 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,226 Frank? He died a year ago. 325 00:10:01,312 --> 00:10:03,510 - What? What happened? - Well, his lymphoma came back. 326 00:10:03,578 --> 00:10:05,939 But really, it was the loneliness that killed him. 327 00:10:06,007 --> 00:10:07,307 Somebody hurt him, and he just 328 00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:08,613 couldn't make friends after that. 329 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:10,728 So it seems like he died because of me. 330 00:10:10,796 --> 00:10:12,890 Just gonna lock that up in a little box in my brain 331 00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:13,971 and never open it. 332 00:10:14,039 --> 00:10:15,549 Hey, do you remember Dario Moretti, 333 00:10:15,617 --> 00:10:17,361 that money launderer I arrested? 334 00:10:17,429 --> 00:10:18,768 He lives right around here too. 335 00:10:18,836 --> 00:10:20,289 - So? - He hated me. 336 00:10:20,414 --> 00:10:23,143 What if this is the work of my arch-nemesis and not yours? 337 00:10:23,211 --> 00:10:25,869 So you're suggesting I'm not involved in this at all? 338 00:10:25,937 --> 00:10:27,736 I mean, you hear yourself, right? 339 00:10:27,813 --> 00:10:29,807 That's a bit of a stretch. Yeah, Amy. 340 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:32,244 Are you actually mad that someone might not hate you? 341 00:10:32,312 --> 00:10:33,595 Yeah, I am, Amy! 342 00:10:33,672 --> 00:10:34,962 Oh, wow, that's a bad color on me, isn't it? 343 00:10:35,029 --> 00:10:36,424 All right, fine, we'll check out your guy 344 00:10:36,491 --> 00:10:38,455 and I'll be totally fine with it if it's him. 345 00:10:38,523 --> 00:10:40,830 Oh, man, you got a whole shrine! 346 00:10:40,898 --> 00:10:42,647 Even the eyes are all scratched out. 347 00:10:42,724 --> 00:10:44,797 Babe, when we're married, we're gonna share everything. 348 00:10:44,864 --> 00:10:47,533 Bank accounts, health insurance, arch-nemeses. 349 00:10:47,601 --> 00:10:49,775 Aww, that's nice, Ames, but you don't have to say that. 350 00:10:49,843 --> 00:10:51,183 Charles, will you put this picture of me up on the wall? 351 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,290 Copy that. You want the eyes scratched out? 352 00:10:52,357 --> 00:10:53,984 Uh, you know I do. 353 00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:59,080 Lieutenant Wells! Where is Teddy? 354 00:10:59,148 --> 00:11:00,228 - Hi, Jakey. - Aunt Linda. 355 00:11:00,296 --> 00:11:01,556 What are you doing here? 356 00:11:01,624 --> 00:11:02,823 How'd you get past the police barricade? 357 00:11:02,890 --> 00:11:03,997 Well, I moved them. 358 00:11:04,074 --> 00:11:06,580 Now, I know I was supposed to come here solo, 359 00:11:06,648 --> 00:11:08,439 but I had to invite my friend Barb. 360 00:11:08,507 --> 00:11:09,783 She was so down in the dumps. 361 00:11:09,851 --> 00:11:11,167 Yeah, that's all fine. Don't worry about it. 362 00:11:11,234 --> 00:11:12,360 Actually, you know what? That's not fine. 363 00:11:12,427 --> 00:11:14,393 Barb can't be here. You can't just add someone day of. 364 00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:15,486 Oh, hey guys, what's up? 365 00:11:15,554 --> 00:11:16,931 Teddy, meet Dario. 366 00:11:16,999 --> 00:11:18,470 He has a wall full of Amy photos, 367 00:11:18,538 --> 00:11:20,081 and he's the one that made the bomb threat. 368 00:11:20,148 --> 00:11:21,374 And I'm Aunt Linda. 369 00:11:21,442 --> 00:11:22,940 Okay, Aunt Linda, I love you but you gotta go. 370 00:11:23,007 --> 00:11:24,424 Okay? Thank you. Give us a moment here. 371 00:11:24,491 --> 00:11:25,932 All right, Dario, tell Lieutenant Wells 372 00:11:25,999 --> 00:11:27,023 what you told us. 373 00:11:27,108 --> 00:11:29,033 Okay, I've hated Detective Santiago 374 00:11:29,101 --> 00:11:30,487 since she arrested me, and then I saw 375 00:11:30,554 --> 00:11:31,995 that engagement announcement in the paper. 376 00:11:32,062 --> 00:11:33,409 But you could have figured out where the wedding was 377 00:11:33,476 --> 00:11:34,525 even without that, right? 378 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:35,744 No, I was trying. 379 00:11:35,812 --> 00:11:36,979 I had totally given up, really. 380 00:11:37,046 --> 00:11:38,525 Oh, God, what have I done? 381 00:11:38,593 --> 00:11:41,124 Anyway, I made the threat, but there's no bomb. 382 00:11:41,195 --> 00:11:42,892 Just like I've been saying all along. 383 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,728 Now, can we please go back in the venue? 384 00:11:44,796 --> 00:11:46,307 First of all, there's nothing inherently creepy 385 00:11:46,374 --> 00:11:47,718 about a wall of Amy photos. 386 00:11:47,786 --> 00:11:48,843 - Uh-huh. - Secondly, 387 00:11:48,911 --> 00:11:50,203 I'm not gonna just take this guy's word 388 00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:51,244 for it that there's no bomb. 389 00:11:51,312 --> 00:11:52,742 Why not? He's the one who would know. 390 00:11:52,809 --> 00:11:54,558 So you think a cop should just stop what they're doing 391 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:56,016 as soon as a criminal tells them they didn't do it? 392 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,968 Oh, my God! That is actually a really good point. 393 00:11:59,359 --> 00:12:00,820 So I only had one passenger 394 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:01,987 after you, and he got off here. 395 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,409 - Well, what did he look like? - I don't know. 396 00:12:03,476 --> 00:12:04,986 I mean, he was wearing some dumb hat. 397 00:12:05,054 --> 00:12:06,557 I'm sorry, I know that's not helpful... 398 00:12:06,624 --> 00:12:07,669 - All hats are dumb. - All hats are dumb. 399 00:12:07,736 --> 00:12:08,888 Ha! 400 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,007 What the hell? Is that your laugh? 401 00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:13,088 Also, quit vibing, and help me solve this. 402 00:12:13,156 --> 00:12:15,150 Sorry, man. It's what the universe wants. 403 00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:17,213 Screw the universe. The universe is a dick. 404 00:12:17,281 --> 00:12:18,932 Maybe it fell out when he got out of the car. 405 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,142 Wow, you are so smart. 406 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:22,421 Oh, oh, yep, yep, yep. Here it is. 407 00:12:22,859 --> 00:12:25,369 Uh-oh. It's kind of dirty looking. 408 00:12:25,437 --> 00:12:27,471 But, you know, that's why they put it in a dry cleaning bag. 409 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,259 I'm sure everything inside is totally... 410 00:12:29,327 --> 00:12:31,007 Nope. Soaked in urine. 411 00:12:31,271 --> 00:12:32,804 Damn it, New York. 412 00:12:34,859 --> 00:12:37,713 Kay, you've been staring at your phone for 45 minutes. 413 00:12:37,781 --> 00:12:39,955 - Just read the email. - What if it's bad news? 414 00:12:40,023 --> 00:12:41,120 Sir, do you know how many times 415 00:12:41,187 --> 00:12:42,814 I've not gotten something that I wanted? 416 00:12:42,882 --> 00:12:44,119 - How many? - Zero. 417 00:12:44,187 --> 00:12:45,345 Because I have a trick. 418 00:12:45,413 --> 00:12:46,564 Whatever that email says, 419 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,916 you just act like that's what you wanted all along. 420 00:12:48,984 --> 00:12:50,720 Well, I can't fake it. I want this job. 421 00:12:50,788 --> 00:12:52,470 For years, I've worked nights and weekends. 422 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:53,658 I've sacrificed friendships. 423 00:12:53,726 --> 00:12:56,593 I've jeopardized my relationship with Kevin. 424 00:12:57,031 --> 00:12:58,468 And now... 425 00:12:59,406 --> 00:13:01,406 to find out if it was all in vain. 426 00:13:01,538 --> 00:13:02,767 Yeah, let's not check it. 427 00:13:02,835 --> 00:13:04,406 It feels like there's a lot on the line. 428 00:13:04,499 --> 00:13:06,150 Agreed. Let's just grab Cheddar 429 00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:07,345 and go to the wedding. 430 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:09,663 Where is he? Cheddar? 431 00:13:10,132 --> 00:13:11,640 Cheddar! 432 00:13:11,796 --> 00:13:13,634 Cheddar the dog! 433 00:13:13,702 --> 00:13:15,671 Oh, he ate the cake. 434 00:13:15,773 --> 00:13:18,945 Oh, Cheddar, you furry little pig. 435 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,291 Okay, Amy. 436 00:13:20,406 --> 00:13:22,447 I got through every room and I cleared them very fast, 437 00:13:22,514 --> 00:13:24,096 because I love you and I want you to be happy, 438 00:13:24,163 --> 00:13:25,190 even if it's with somebody else. 439 00:13:25,257 --> 00:13:26,673 - Did that new tactic work? - No. 440 00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:28,141 You just called it a tactic. 441 00:13:28,209 --> 00:13:29,548 Can we get in the venue or not? 442 00:13:29,616 --> 00:13:31,204 Not quite yet. There's one more vent 443 00:13:31,319 --> 00:13:33,188 we can't get into, and our snake cam broke. 444 00:13:33,256 --> 00:13:35,299 We got another one on the way. It'll be here in about 6 hours. 445 00:13:35,366 --> 00:13:37,016 What? No. We need it now. 446 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,236 - People are already here. - I'm sorry. 447 00:13:38,303 --> 00:13:39,712 The vent is very tight, and no one 448 00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:40,814 on my team can get into it. 449 00:13:40,881 --> 00:13:41,916 I've been doing a lot of Pilates 450 00:13:41,983 --> 00:13:43,459 so I'm pretty huge at this point. 451 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:44,991 I'm going in. 452 00:13:45,073 --> 00:13:46,686 - What? - There's no fault. 453 00:13:46,754 --> 00:13:49,600 Smart... Boyle's squeezed himself into 454 00:13:49,866 --> 00:13:51,139 Look, this is all my fault. 455 00:13:51,226 --> 00:13:52,626 I put the announcement in the paper 456 00:13:52,694 --> 00:13:53,831 and ruined this day. 457 00:13:53,908 --> 00:13:55,109 And now I'm gonna be the one to fix it. 458 00:13:55,176 --> 00:13:56,446 Get ready, you two. 459 00:13:56,563 --> 00:13:57,782 I'm about to save this... 460 00:13:57,859 --> 00:14:00,131 Bomb! There's a bomb! 461 00:14:00,201 --> 00:14:02,274 Damn it, Dario. Why'd you say there was no bomb? 462 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,414 Because I wanted to kill Amy. 463 00:14:03,481 --> 00:14:04,742 Then why did you call in the threat? 464 00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:06,735 I didn't. My daughter found my hidden room 465 00:14:06,803 --> 00:14:08,366 and discovered some blueprints. 466 00:14:08,686 --> 00:14:10,297 Yes, fine, Teddy. You were right. 467 00:14:10,365 --> 00:14:11,827 Now can you please get the bomb out of the vent 468 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,258 - and dispose of it somewhere? - Honestly, I wish we could. 469 00:14:14,326 --> 00:14:15,337 But it's too dangerous to move. 470 00:14:15,404 --> 00:14:16,509 We have to diffuse it on site. 471 00:14:16,576 --> 00:14:18,071 I have to evacuate this entire block. 472 00:14:18,139 --> 00:14:19,719 - It's gonna take all night. - Wait, so you're saying... 473 00:14:19,786 --> 00:14:22,335 Wedding's off. For real, it's over. 474 00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:26,429 Jakey, what's this that I hear that there's no rabbi? 475 00:14:26,506 --> 00:14:28,077 Not now, Aunt Linda! 476 00:14:32,303 --> 00:14:34,594 Okay, so we just finished processing Moretti. 477 00:14:34,662 --> 00:14:35,915 - Did you talk to our parents? - Yeah. 478 00:14:35,982 --> 00:14:37,079 They ended up having dinner together. 479 00:14:37,146 --> 00:14:38,171 It sounded like they had fun. 480 00:14:38,238 --> 00:14:39,780 Our dads only got in one arm-wrestling match. 481 00:14:39,847 --> 00:14:40,875 - Who won? - Neither. 482 00:14:40,943 --> 00:14:42,365 They both threw out their shoulders. 483 00:14:42,912 --> 00:14:43,969 What a disaster. 484 00:14:44,037 --> 00:14:45,789 Yeah. But, look, I know 485 00:14:45,857 --> 00:14:47,864 it seems like everything sucks, but 486 00:14:48,999 --> 00:14:50,706 why don't we just get married tomorrow? 487 00:14:50,903 --> 00:14:52,204 You know, we won't have a venue or a band 488 00:14:52,271 --> 00:14:54,992 or any of our guests, but we could go to city hall. 489 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,601 Jake, do you really want to get married 490 00:14:56,669 --> 00:14:58,672 in the same place people go to get restraining orders? 491 00:14:58,739 --> 00:15:01,390 Amy Santiago, I would marry you any time, any place. 492 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:03,085 I would marry you in the steaming filth 493 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:04,203 of the Gowanus Canal. 494 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:05,601 Sweet. But also, gross. 495 00:15:05,669 --> 00:15:07,329 I would marry you on the G Train in the summertime 496 00:15:07,396 --> 00:15:08,649 when the air conditioning is broken. 497 00:15:08,716 --> 00:15:09,617 Damn, really? 498 00:15:09,685 --> 00:15:11,735 I would marry you on top of the Empire State Building. 499 00:15:11,802 --> 00:15:12,757 Well, that sounds kind of nice. 500 00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:14,157 During a King Kong attack. 501 00:15:14,225 --> 00:15:15,672 Oh, yeah, that's not good. 502 00:15:17,927 --> 00:15:20,224 Okay. City hall it is. 503 00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:22,765 No! I was eavesdropping. 504 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,461 I'm always eavesdropping. I don't like it. 505 00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:25,954 Look, I didn't spend the last seven years 506 00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:27,602 watching your love ripen, only to have it 507 00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:29,458 sullied by a city hall wedding. 508 00:15:29,622 --> 00:15:31,445 You're getting married right here, right now. 509 00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:32,476 - What? - Come on. 510 00:15:32,544 --> 00:15:33,914 Boyle, I don't even have a dress. 511 00:15:33,982 --> 00:15:35,718 You can wear Gina's. I'm sure it's white. 512 00:15:35,786 --> 00:15:37,094 There's no way Gina was gonna wear 513 00:15:37,161 --> 00:15:38,078 a white dress to my wedding. 514 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,646 No, I definitely was. 515 00:15:39,747 --> 00:15:41,156 What? I thought you'd just wear 516 00:15:41,224 --> 00:15:42,779 a grey pantsuit or something. 517 00:15:42,856 --> 00:15:44,782 I would never wear a grey pantsuit to your wedding, 518 00:15:44,849 --> 00:15:46,287 - I promise you that. - This is happening. 519 00:15:46,354 --> 00:15:47,858 Jake and Amy are getting married tonight. 520 00:15:47,925 --> 00:15:49,133 - Title of my sex tape! - What? 521 00:15:49,201 --> 00:15:50,709 Whoo! Yeah... whoo... all right. 522 00:15:50,777 --> 00:15:52,071 I got a lot to work... Lot of work... 523 00:15:52,138 --> 00:15:54,021 Wha... give me a half hour! Whoa! 524 00:15:58,003 --> 00:16:00,448 Wow. You look beautiful. 525 00:16:00,565 --> 00:16:03,253 Thank you. This dress is incredible. 526 00:16:03,354 --> 00:16:05,224 Gina, this would have been so crazy 527 00:16:05,292 --> 00:16:06,319 if you wore this to our wedding. 528 00:16:06,386 --> 00:16:07,479 I know. 529 00:16:07,664 --> 00:16:09,894 Hey, Amy, I know I ruined your veil, 530 00:16:10,004 --> 00:16:11,624 but I made you a new one. 531 00:16:11,701 --> 00:16:13,462 It's a shower curtain. Uhh... 532 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:14,845 Yep, Terry fumbled the task. 533 00:16:14,922 --> 00:16:16,581 But we got you a bouquet. 534 00:16:16,889 --> 00:16:18,650 Wow. That's gorgeous. 535 00:16:18,784 --> 00:16:20,316 Thank you. Where did those come from? 536 00:16:20,384 --> 00:16:21,676 Alicia found a florist in the city that was 537 00:16:21,743 --> 00:16:22,780 still open and picked them up. 538 00:16:22,847 --> 00:16:23,935 - Haaaa! - All right. 539 00:16:24,003 --> 00:16:24,898 Keep it in your pants. 540 00:16:24,975 --> 00:16:25,986 Okay, here we go. 541 00:16:26,063 --> 00:16:28,472 Jake, Amy, let's go downstairs. 542 00:16:28,769 --> 00:16:31,565 It's wedding time! 543 00:16:35,117 --> 00:16:36,557 So here it is. 544 00:16:39,783 --> 00:16:41,442 I really hope you like it. 545 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,418 But if you don't, I will kill myself. 546 00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:46,371 Charles, it looks amazing. 547 00:16:46,512 --> 00:16:47,746 It's beautiful. 548 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,186 How can I ever repay you? 549 00:16:49,254 --> 00:16:50,586 Get pregnant. 550 00:16:50,663 --> 00:16:52,405 Use your body to give the world more Jake. 551 00:16:52,473 --> 00:16:53,559 Holy crap. All right. 552 00:16:53,627 --> 00:16:55,405 I'm gonna take Charles away from you now. 553 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,981 I will see you up there. 554 00:16:57,634 --> 00:16:58,698 Wait! 555 00:16:58,791 --> 00:16:59,785 Stop everything. We're here. 556 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:00,684 Where have you guys been? 557 00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:02,122 You sent us out to find a band. 558 00:17:02,202 --> 00:17:04,452 Right. I definitely remember doing that. 559 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,766 It took a while, but I think we really nailed it. 560 00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:08,934 Check this guy out. We found him on the subway. 561 00:17:09,039 --> 00:17:10,848 Hey, I know you. You're Melipnos. 562 00:17:10,978 --> 00:17:12,695 No. We have never met. 563 00:17:12,772 --> 00:17:13,957 No, I'm pretty sure we have. 564 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,263 - You sell me horse blood? - No. 565 00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:16,552 Would you like to buy horse blood? 566 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,582 No. You know what? 567 00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:18,958 Maybe we don't need music for this. 568 00:17:19,025 --> 00:17:21,146 That's totally fine, we can just skip that part of it. 569 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,363 ♪ 570 00:17:26,431 --> 00:17:27,476 Guitar. 571 00:17:27,566 --> 00:17:29,702 Holy crap. Melipnos plays like an angel. 572 00:17:29,779 --> 00:17:31,417 Amy, we're a go! 573 00:17:31,835 --> 00:17:32,959 Hey, Melipnos. 574 00:17:33,027 --> 00:17:34,316 I don't know you. 575 00:17:34,527 --> 00:17:35,699 Kay. 576 00:17:39,103 --> 00:17:46,153 ♪ 577 00:17:56,436 --> 00:17:58,042 Please be seated. 578 00:17:59,722 --> 00:18:01,972 Friends, colleagues, 579 00:18:02,256 --> 00:18:04,042 gawking New Yorkers, 580 00:18:04,769 --> 00:18:06,870 we are here today to celebrate the marriage 581 00:18:06,947 --> 00:18:09,589 of Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago. 582 00:18:09,761 --> 00:18:11,788 I've known you both for the last five years. 583 00:18:11,865 --> 00:18:14,138 And it has been a true pleasure to watch 584 00:18:14,215 --> 00:18:16,227 your distracting childish rivalry 585 00:18:16,425 --> 00:18:19,042 evolve into a distracting childish courtship 586 00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:21,101 and now into what I'm sure will be 587 00:18:21,178 --> 00:18:22,995 a distracting childish marriage. 588 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,124 I'm proud of you. 589 00:18:25,597 --> 00:18:26,856 And I love you both. 590 00:18:27,058 --> 00:18:29,066 - Permission to say it back? - Permission granted. 591 00:18:29,143 --> 00:18:31,068 - I love you too, sir. - Love you, Captain. 592 00:18:31,503 --> 00:18:34,136 Now I believe you've prepared your own vows? 593 00:18:34,409 --> 00:18:37,560 Yes, I was going to do 594 00:18:37,628 --> 00:18:39,032 an "Addams Family" themed rap, 595 00:18:39,109 --> 00:18:40,558 but my beat-boxer isn't here. 596 00:18:40,626 --> 00:18:42,367 That's the only reason it's not happening. 597 00:18:42,504 --> 00:18:44,995 So, Ames, 598 00:18:45,778 --> 00:18:48,085 today has been a crazy day. 599 00:18:48,308 --> 00:18:51,019 But... I shouldn't be surprised, 600 00:18:51,175 --> 00:18:53,417 because we've had a lot of crazy days. 601 00:18:53,902 --> 00:18:56,006 There was our first date, 602 00:18:56,316 --> 00:18:57,722 our first kiss, 603 00:18:57,877 --> 00:19:00,027 the first time you told me you loved me, 604 00:19:00,217 --> 00:19:03,136 and the day you told me you would marry me. 605 00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,363 Also, yesterday, 606 00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:08,265 and the day before that, and the day before that, 607 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:11,282 because every single day that I get to be with 608 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,894 someone as amazing as you is crazy to me. 609 00:19:14,574 --> 00:19:15,941 I love you. 610 00:19:16,753 --> 00:19:19,441 And I'm worried about dancing in front of our friends. 611 00:19:20,199 --> 00:19:21,363 The end. 612 00:19:23,102 --> 00:19:24,766 Okay, well. 613 00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:27,309 I've been planning this wedding for the last six months. 614 00:19:27,418 --> 00:19:28,691 And if you told me yesterday 615 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,535 everything that was gonna go wrong, 616 00:19:30,954 --> 00:19:33,870 I would have had a panic attack that sent me into the ER. 617 00:19:34,295 --> 00:19:36,056 But I'm here, 618 00:19:36,331 --> 00:19:38,464 and I've never been happier. 619 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,683 Life is unpredictable. 620 00:19:41,997 --> 00:19:43,400 Not everything's in our control. 621 00:19:43,468 --> 00:19:45,230 But as long as you're with the right people, 622 00:19:45,324 --> 00:19:46,886 you can handle anything. 623 00:19:47,157 --> 00:19:48,761 And you, Jake Peralta, 624 00:19:49,049 --> 00:19:51,011 are the right person for me. 625 00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:53,855 But I do have some bad news. 626 00:19:54,081 --> 00:19:55,979 There is a bomb at this wedding as well. 627 00:19:56,056 --> 00:19:57,120 What? 628 00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,433 Your butt. Your butt is the bomb. 629 00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:01,706 There will be no survivors. 630 00:20:04,248 --> 00:20:07,251 I love you so much. You're my dream girl. 631 00:20:07,682 --> 00:20:08,925 I love you too. 632 00:20:09,073 --> 00:20:12,183 I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. 633 00:20:13,105 --> 00:20:15,138 Ring bearer, please, bring the rings. 634 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,000 But I thought Cheddar was sick... 635 00:20:17,077 --> 00:20:18,490 Oh, my God. 636 00:20:18,558 --> 00:20:21,144 You got the robot. There's a robot at my wedding. 637 00:20:21,212 --> 00:20:23,302 Yeah, I felt bad about how everything went down today, 638 00:20:23,369 --> 00:20:25,261 so I offered to help. Oh, that's nice. 639 00:20:25,401 --> 00:20:27,099 Also, are you guys doing that thing where someone gets to 640 00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:28,811 object to this union, or is that later? 641 00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,719 - We're not doing that. - You've outsmarted me. 642 00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,467 Congratulations. Okay. 643 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:33,855 Moving on. 644 00:20:34,104 --> 00:20:35,898 Do you, Amy Santiago, 645 00:20:35,975 --> 00:20:38,108 take Jake Peralta to be your husband? 646 00:20:38,381 --> 00:20:39,639 I do. 647 00:20:40,686 --> 00:20:42,522 And do you, Jake Peralta, 648 00:20:42,693 --> 00:20:44,928 take Amy Santiago to be your wife? 649 00:20:45,192 --> 00:20:47,115 I absolutely do. 650 00:20:48,858 --> 00:20:51,904 By the power vested in me by the state of New York, 651 00:20:51,981 --> 00:20:53,350 I'd like to announce 652 00:20:53,427 --> 00:20:55,795 that your honeymoon vacation request status 653 00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:58,865 has officially been moved from pending to approved. 654 00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:02,306 You're married. You may kiss the bride. 655 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:12,919 Congratulations once again to Jake and Amy. 656 00:21:12,987 --> 00:21:14,987 One for you and one for 657 00:21:15,061 --> 00:21:16,356 - your wife. - Huh. 658 00:21:16,423 --> 00:21:17,716 I've a wife. 659 00:21:17,784 --> 00:21:19,311 How Boyle feels? 660 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,302 So, now that everyone's here, 661 00:21:21,370 --> 00:21:23,219 I have an email that I need to open. 662 00:21:23,287 --> 00:21:24,720 All right, weirdo, not something we usually 663 00:21:24,787 --> 00:21:25,773 announce to the squad. 664 00:21:25,841 --> 00:21:27,672 It says if he got the commissioner job. 665 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:28,885 - Oh, my God! - What? 666 00:21:28,962 --> 00:21:30,482 He was too scared to read it all day. 667 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:33,396 I was, until I heard something very wise tonight. 668 00:21:33,677 --> 00:21:35,805 Life is unpredictable. 669 00:21:36,123 --> 00:21:37,982 Not everything is in our control. 670 00:21:38,099 --> 00:21:39,865 But as long as we're with the right people, 671 00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:41,435 we can handle anything. 672 00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:45,576 So I'd like to receive this news with all of you. 673 00:21:45,647 --> 00:21:48,162 - He quoted me. - Okay, here we go. 674 00:21:55,694 --> 00:21:57,000 Well, from the look on my face, 675 00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:58,771 I'm sure you can guess what it says. 676 00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:02,531 No! We have no idea at all. 677 00:22:02,599 --> 00:22:04,016 Just tell us, you monster! 678 00:22:04,084 --> 00:22:05,651 Not a doctor. Shh. 679 00:22:05,775 --> 00:22:07,308 Fremulon. 50703

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