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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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The stones!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Hyah!
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Aah!
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Ohh!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Hyah!
Hyah!
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We have failed in our duty.
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The armageddon.
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I saved two of the stones.
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The birth rune...
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Does she still wear it?
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It is gone.
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His birth is still to come...
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And the battle is still to be fought.
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[ Gags 1
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it is too rash, too unadvised,
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too sudden to like the lightning
that thou seest to be.
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Ere one can say it lightens...
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Sweet good night.
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This bud of love
by summer's ripening breath
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may prove a beauteous flower
when next we meet.
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Good night.
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Good night
as sweet repose and rest
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comes to thy heart
as that within my breast.
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O, wilt thou leave me
so unsatisfied?
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What satisfaction
canst thou have tonight?
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The exchange of thy love's
faithful vow for mine.
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I gave thee mine
before thou didst request it.
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Wouldst thou withdraw...
For what purpose love?
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Whoa! Shit!
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- Travis!
- Sir?
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I cannot work
under these conditions.
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Go on. Go home.
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Same time tomorrow.
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I think what Shakespeare meant
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was, uh, we should, uh,
seize the moment.
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I don't think so, Andy.
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Travis?
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We've got to talk.
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Hi, daddy.
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Hi, hon.
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Let's get out of here.
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Evening, reverend.
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Hey, Andy.
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You taking Samantha
to the movies this weekend?
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- Yeah, I'd like to.
- Bye, Andy.
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We'll see you soon, Andy.
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Okay.
Take care.
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You listen good, devil boy.
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Samantha doesn't want
anything to do with you.
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Her father doesn't
want you near her.
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And I sure as hell
don't want your satanic ass
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- within 100 yards of her. You got that?
- Lay off, Andy.
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Look at this,
still reading comics.
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Bet you wish you were
a superhero now, huh? Huh?
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Kenny the mutant crusader
and the ex-wimps.
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- Back off, Andy.
- Come on. Do something.
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- I'm serious. Back off.
- Show me your powers.
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Aw, shit!
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- Don't just stand there!
- Butthead.
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Come on!
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We're in a hurry!
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Fucking soaked!
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The sign of his birth.
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00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,568
What are you doing
still home?
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00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,778
You're going to be late.
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00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,906
No. That's going
to be a surprise.
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00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,910
Now hurry up
or you'll miss the eclipse.
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00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:25,332
Now, obelix,
i need your opinion.
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Think he'll like this?
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Bark once for yes--
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a growl, huh?
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00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,507
Well, you probably
need glasses anyway.
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00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,594
Now, where did I put
grandma's necklace?
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Here it is.
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Hey, it is our only family heirloom.
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What do you think
he'll think about this?
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Get it...
Get it out!
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Oh, god!
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Aah!
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Oh...
Oh, god.
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Obelix, no!
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Stay away!
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Obelix, no!
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Oh!
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Ahh.
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Don't you want to give
your boy a kiss, mother?
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Let me in, mother.
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Let me in.
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Fuck you!
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00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,975
You're up late.
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00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,893
You, too.
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00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,229
I heard you making coffee.
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Sorry. Look, it's fresh and it's hot.
Why don't you have a cup?
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I got school tomorrow.
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- You afraid you'll lose?
- No.
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00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,407
Then come on,
and let's sit down,
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00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,826
and let's finish
this one last game.
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00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,874
Dad, I'm going to come home
for holidays and stuff.
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00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,334
I know, but...
Let's play.
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It's your move.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Dad!
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Nice move.
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You okay, dad?
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Sure. It must be
the moon or something.
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You thinking about mom?
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She would have been
real proud of you, son.
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Is there something
you want to tell me, dad?
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Yeah.
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I love you, Kenny.
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You were born
of my grace to serve only me.
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What dost thou command?
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There are five stones
like the one she wears.
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You must possess them all.
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Thy will be done.
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You will have six days
to complete my task.
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When the sun emerges
from the darkness,
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your time will pass.
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She, the false creator,
shall guide you.
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Surprise!
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00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,527
Who the hell are you?
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00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:52,988
Mmm.
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Black.
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What are you,
some kind of idiot?
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Ha ha ha!
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00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,133
Qué pendejo.
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00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:19,890
Hey, buddy, you must
have bricks for balls,
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00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,975
or you must be
one stupid yuppie.
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00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,269
Is this your carriage?
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00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,064
Yeah, this is my "car" Ridge.
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00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:30,067
I wish to be transported
to Chicago.
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00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:33,111
Get the fuck out of
my face, blondie!
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00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,534
I like you, Hector.
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00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:52,715
Hey, sweet eyes,
i missed you last night.
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00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,385
Hey, Ethan,
this boy from spokane,
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00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,804
threw his second no-hitter
this season.
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00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,015
The giants ain't going
to bring him up early.
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00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:05,519
But I say, hell, take the diaper off
and let him pitch.
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00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,609
- Will.
- Ethan, Franks.
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00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,301
It doesn't necessarily
mean what you think.
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00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,803
I know exactly what it means.
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00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,395
Diving for shells, you show-off?
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00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,480
I didn't know you were here.
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00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,940
You're not supposed to.
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00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,653
A spy!
Ha ha ha!
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00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,947
You know what we do
with spies?
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00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,450
Don't touch me.
No, please--
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00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,452
- yes.
- I don't want to get wet, Kenny.
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00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,661
No! I hate you!
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00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,747
I don't think you hate me.
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00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,665
Yes, I do. I hate you.
160
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,833
No.
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00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:12,878
I got something to brag about.
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00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,754
I tried to tell you last night,
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00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,674
but you bolted out
of there so fast.
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00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,426
I know.
My dad picked me up.
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00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,178
I know. I saw him.
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00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,264
So, brag.
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00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,683
Guess what I'm gonna be
doing this summer.
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00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:30,186
You got the job?
Oh, that's excellent! That's great.
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00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,105
I know. I'll have everything
set up for us
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00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,440
by the time you're
ready to start Berkeley.
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You'll get accepted.
I'm not worried.
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The trees shall be torn in half.
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The birds shall be severed
from the sky.
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00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,080
The water shall turn
red as death.
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00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,082
The maggots
shall seek the light.
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00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,084
And within the heart
of each...
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Lay the icons
of our destruction.
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00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,722
There have been seven
military conflicts,
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00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:05,723
three plane crashes--
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00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,351
riots in the streets of Tokyo--
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00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,896
last night police in Manhattan
reported violent crimes were up 75--
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00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,899
the succession of incidents
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has prompted a number
of star watchers
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to draw a correlation
between these events
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00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:22,072
and last night's lunar eclipse,
which has begun a very rare...
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00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:30,039
The warlock is here, ain't he?
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00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,418
So much for my 70th birthday.
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00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:39,298
Will...
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00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:41,425
You know we'll have to talk to--
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00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,593
no. The reverend's
not one of us anymore.
191
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,846
Well, it's been a while
since I took a road trip.
192
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,265
What for? There's only one way
to stop a warlock.
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00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,891
You know that.
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00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:51,476
- It's how we always planned it.
- I know, but...
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00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,228
I'm just going
to get in his way a little.
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00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,441
If we can slow the son of a bitch down,
we might have a chance.
197
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:07,117
This asgardian compass
will reveal a path to the warlock.
198
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:12,998
We have something to do.
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00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,154
I've been thinking a lot, Kenny.
200
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:46,156
I'm just not sure anymore.
201
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,740
What?
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00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,492
Wait a minute.
I thought we talked about this.
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00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,828
- Well, I know.
- Well, I thought we had it all planned.
204
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:53,330
Well, I changed my mind.
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00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,457
- Is it because of Andy?
- No.
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00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:58,001
I'm just not ready
to leave Logan valley.
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00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:00,921
Why? I mean what do you have here
without me?
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00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,213
My dad, for one.
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00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,966
He needs me.
210
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:08,928
I don't want to stay here
the rest of my life.
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00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:11,848
I mean, I want to go...
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00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:15,686
Just-- just not yet.
I just need some more time.
213
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:17,938
Yeah, well I don't have any more time.
214
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:21,358
Look, all my life I've heard what people
around here have said about my dad.
215
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,860
And all he ever tells me
is that people live in fear
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00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,654
of what they don't understand.
217
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,989
I don't understand what that means.
218
00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:30,659
I'm going to San Francisco...
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00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,370
With or without you.
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00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:35,998
I'm sorry.
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00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:40,043
- Yeah.
- Oh, don't do that.
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00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:42,838
I'm just confused.
223
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,383
I just have this feeling
this is where I belong.
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00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,272
The birds.
225
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,233
What about them?
226
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:05,526
There aren't any.
227
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,834
Ah, great.
228
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,879
Sam!
229
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,506
It's just my dad!
230
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:49,947
You're scaring me, dad.
231
00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:53,116
Talk to me.
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I love you, Kenny.
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00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:08,507
Aah!
234
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:17,766
Hurry up!
235
00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:21,103
He's going to look
like age-old lettuce.
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00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,697
[ Gasps 1
don't shoot!
237
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:17,451
- Kenny, calm down.
- Calm down?
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00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,246
No, no!
Don't touch me!
239
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:22,747
- Come here, boy.
- It's true.
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00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:24,332
What's the matter with you?
241
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,460
Everything they said about you,
about me, it's all true.
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00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:29,087
What is this place?
This is ridiculous!
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00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,589
- Calm down.
- I don't want to hear it.
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00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:33,008
I don't want anything to do
with any devil worshipping!
245
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:35,927
Devil worship?
What the hell's wrong with you, boy?
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00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:39,598
Dead for half an inning, and now you're
back into play with a screw loose?
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00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:42,142
Franks, stop it.
You're gonna kill him again.
248
00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:45,103
You killed me.
Why did you kill me, dad?
249
00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:47,522
You're not dead, son.
250
00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:54,154
Look, Kenny, just give us
a chance to explain.
251
00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:40,074
Asian-inspired dresses of one
of America 's most talented new designers.
252
00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:03,992
Oh, one more thing.
253
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:05,910
Tell Laura to stop
swaying her hips so much.
254
00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:07,412
She looks like a slut.
255
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:10,748
This area's off-limits
until after the show.
256
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:13,418
Look, whatever it is,
it's going to have to wait.
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00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,962
I'm interested
in one of your pieces.
258
00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,632
You don't look like
the kind of man who would wear a dress.
259
00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:21,176
Jewelry, perhaps.
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00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:24,763
Ancient, yet timeless.
My favorite.
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00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:28,641
- Perfect choice.
- It's not for sale.
262
00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:30,727
I have no intention of buying.
263
00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:32,729
You're going to steal it?
264
00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:36,190
You're going to give it to me
freely and willingly.
265
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,400
Those are the rules.
266
00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:39,361
Men have no rules.
267
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:43,365
I'm not a man.
I'm a witch.
268
00:29:44,408 --> 00:29:45,325
A warlock.
269
00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:46,534
You mock me.
270
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,205
You still doubt me?
271
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,208
That you're really Merlin?
272
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,792
Maybe just a bit.
273
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:56,961
I can prove it.
274
00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:01,091
All right.
275
00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:03,676
Cast a spell or something,
276
00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:06,012
and I might consider
giving you the stone.
277
00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:07,180
How is that for a deal?
278
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,639
Follow me.
279
00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:14,521
Take over for me, darling.
280
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,898
I think I'm in love.
281
00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:55,728
Well?
282
00:30:55,729 --> 00:30:59,065
I reveal my power...
283
00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,567
You give me the stone.
284
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,402
That's the deal.
285
00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:06,197
Faust would be proud.
286
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,908
Take my hand.
287
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:14,497
Are you going to turn me
into a frog or something?
288
00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:16,208
Something much better.
289
00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:27,677
I can smell fear and excitement
dripping from your every pore.
290
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,641
You wish to go higher?
291
00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:35,727
L...
292
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,812
I can't...
293
00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,439
I don't...
294
00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:42,025
Yes.
295
00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:52,410
Do you believe me now?
296
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,830
Yes. Yes.
297
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:57,915
The stone.
298
00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,043
Here. Here, take it.
299
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:05,465
Ride's over.
300
00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:11,846
And now, it is my pleasure
to present to you
301
00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:14,724
miss Paula dare.
302
00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:27,195
Paula?
303
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:40,583
You mean to tell me that the devil's trapped in some
kind of prison that we call hell,
304
00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:42,752
and every 600 or 700 years
he gets the chance to escape?
305
00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:45,504
Kenny, I told you, first there's
a lunar eclipse,
306
00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:48,090
then six days later
there's a solar eclipse.
307
00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:51,010
Yes, and during that time,
god's out of rotation.
308
00:32:51,011 --> 00:32:55,015
And lf the devil's child, the warlock,
succeeds in releasing his daddy,
309
00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:57,934
the whole damn planet
is shit out of luck.
310
00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:01,271
You mean, like
the end of the world?
311
00:33:04,691 --> 00:33:06,818
We're druids, guardians.
312
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,611
God gave us certain...
313
00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,155
Gifts.
314
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:15,827
They're for one purpose...
To stop the armageddon.
315
00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:20,206
Rune stones.
316
00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:22,500
They have the power
to free the devil...
317
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:25,795
Or to keep him trapped
where he belongs.
318
00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:27,296
It's a world of magic, son,
319
00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:29,507
where nothing is what
it seems to be.
320
00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:33,803
The trees talk,
the birds whisper,
321
00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:35,763
if you know how to listen.
322
00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:37,682
I still don't get why
you had to shoot me.
323
00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:40,643
- That's enough for now.
- Ahem. But...
324
00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:43,355
Come on, boy,
let's eat some breakfast.
325
00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:46,566
Getting killed can build up
a whale of an appetite.
326
00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:53,656
Will, we're going to have to
tell him. All of it.
327
00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:20,350
These good people
are concerned.
328
00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:23,895
They believe you may have had
something to do with this.
329
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,146
Well, reverend?
330
00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:29,484
I believe that, uh...
331
00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:31,777
Birds die.
332
00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:36,115
Probably an insecticide.
333
00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:38,827
Maybe some kind of pollution.
334
00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:41,496
- An act of god?
- No. This is your fault.
335
00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:42,997
You're all a bunch of freaks.
336
00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:44,582
We want an explanation!
337
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:45,917
People, please!
338
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,543
Who they gonna poison
next, our children?
339
00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:49,295
That's enough!
340
00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:51,923
The birds are dead.
341
00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,216
That's all we know here.
342
00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:56,594
There is no one to blame.
343
00:34:56,595 --> 00:35:00,640
Now just go back to what
you were doing, all of you.
344
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,683
Go on.
345
00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:10,025
You're good with crowds, reverend.
That's quite a gift.
346
00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:12,527
They were just scared.
The birds scared them.
347
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:15,989
Think how frightened they'd be
if you told them the truth.
348
00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:20,201
What truth, Franks? A few birds died.
That's all that happened here.
349
00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,828
Come on, Ted.
You know it's one of the signs.
350
00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:24,914
I don't want to hear.
351
00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:27,541
He's going to be coming
for the stones.
352
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:30,419
Lt's-- it's
superstitious nonsense.
353
00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:31,879
Just grow up, will.
354
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,173
The birds shall be severed from the sky.
355
00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:36,009
Remember those words, Ted?
356
00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:43,349
The icon of our destruction.
357
00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:50,023
Samantha.
358
00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,109
Sam!
359
00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:07,957
Two down...
360
00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,541
Four to go.
361
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:24,306
Fill her up?
362
00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:32,690
What, you take a wrong turn
at Albuquerque?
363
00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:37,654
New yorkers.
364
00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:47,621
It isn't going
to work, Franks.
365
00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,790
Only warriors can
kill the warlock,
366
00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:51,375
and even they
need the dagger.
367
00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:55,838
Will, this scroll I found
368
00:36:55,839 --> 00:36:58,508
says there's a spell
that'll hurt him.
369
00:36:58,508 --> 00:37:00,760
Old wives' tale.
370
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,636
So are we.
371
00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:05,973
It says here that
you can damage a warlock...
372
00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:10,936
When you take
a blue wooded pin
373
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:14,774
dipped in the ink
of mandrake juice
374
00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:17,943
during the space
of the black life.
375
00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:20,947
Mark this stone
376
00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:23,324
and fix this curse
upon thee
377
00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:25,826
in the name
of the four fighters
378
00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:28,955
whose names are ril,
379
00:37:28,955 --> 00:37:30,122
yut,
380
00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:31,499
sar,
381
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:32,875
and lod,
382
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:37,005
who shall consume thee
as they are consumed.
383
00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:49,517
Huh?
384
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:52,978
Hey. Hey-
385
00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:58,484
mister?
386
00:37:58,485 --> 00:37:59,819
Hey, mister?
387
00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:01,612
Hey, mister!
388
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,865
I don't know
how to tell you this,
389
00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:06,158
but... he's dead.
390
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:08,744
Your taxi driver's dead.
391
00:38:08,745 --> 00:38:11,038
He's dead as disco.
392
00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:13,958
Is this vehicle fast?
393
00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:16,001
What are you talking about?
394
00:38:18,004 --> 00:38:20,631
I tell you,
you're wasting your time.
395
00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:23,134
Yeah, but just imagine.
396
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,561
What's wrong, mister?
397
00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:35,437
Mister, what's going on?
398
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:48,117
You're squirting blood
all over the place!
399
00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:50,744
It's black blood!
What do I do?
400
00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,580
It's squirting.
401
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,540
Let's put our minds
to helping the boy.
402
00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:58,044
He's the one
who has to stop him, not us.
403
00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:01,547
Damn!
404
00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:03,508
I feel so damn helpless.
405
00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:06,177
Damn! Damn!
Damn! Damn!
406
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,596
- Mister, slow down!
- Damn!
407
00:39:09,806 --> 00:39:11,098
Oh! Oh, jeez!
408
00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:18,189
I got to get you to a hospital.
409
00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:23,610
You're losing a lot of blood.
410
00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:26,822
Then fill me up.
411
00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:41,086
The trees...
412
00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:43,672
They're talking to me.
413
00:39:43,673 --> 00:39:46,634
I know. You'll get used to it.
414
00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:49,053
It's like they're chanting,
but I don't understand it.
415
00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:51,555
You will.
416
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:53,057
Why me?
417
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:55,559
Your birth. Its timing.
418
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,562
It was a sign that...
419
00:39:57,562 --> 00:39:59,981
Of what?
420
00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:02,483
That you're not just a druid,
421
00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:03,859
but a druid warrior.
422
00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:06,821
You mean,
like, I have to fight?
423
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:09,323
The son of Satan.
424
00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:11,784
Yeah. Right, dad.
425
00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:16,747
I can't even fight the school bully.
426
00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:18,833
You don't have a choice.
427
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:21,585
I didn't ask you to shoot me.
428
00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:23,879
Like the Phoenix
rising from the ashes,
429
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,173
the warrior rises
from his own death.
430
00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:27,842
That's the way it's written.
431
00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:29,718
Well, what else is written?
432
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,638
That the warlock
will come for the stones.
433
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:34,932
Why don't we
just run with them?
434
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,268
'Cause he'll find us
wherever we go.
435
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:40,104
We have to stand and fight.
436
00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:42,064
This isn't what I want, you know.
437
00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:45,026
I just want to go to
San Francisco with Sam.
438
00:40:45,818 --> 00:40:48,111
I just want to get out
of this town.
439
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,613
In four days, Kenny,
440
00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:52,533
there won't be a town,
a San Francisco, or anything else.
441
00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:54,785
Not unless you fight him.
442
00:40:56,663 --> 00:41:00,124
We were put on this earth
to be its guardians.
443
00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:06,547
If I had my way,
I'd trade places with you in a heartbeat.
444
00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:10,551
Stay here.
Listen to the trees.
445
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:12,427
We'll start your training
in the morning.
446
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,123
You keep him away from her!
447
00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:44,544
I don't want your son
around my daughter.
448
00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:46,629
There has to be two, Ted!
Two!
449
00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:49,214
Good night.
450
00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:51,050
Ted, it's suicide if there isn't.
451
00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:52,634
You know that.
452
00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:55,763
This town's looking for an excuse
to burn you out.
453
00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:58,932
If he doesn't let her alone,
454
00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:01,143
I'll give it to them.
455
00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:15,491
Ah, the wild west.
456
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,541
I'm going to show you
the power of the druid.
457
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,418
I don't think I want to see.
458
00:42:26,419 --> 00:42:28,087
All right, don't trust your eyes.
459
00:42:28,087 --> 00:42:30,589
Your worst enemy now
is in what you see.
460
00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:33,593
It can make you weak,
it can take away your inner focus.
461
00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:37,263
You rely on what you can hear,
not with your ears,
462
00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:39,682
but in your heart, right here.
463
00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:41,433
That's where the power really lies,
464
00:42:41,434 --> 00:42:45,396
and when you find it, you just stand back, son,
and admire the show.
465
00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:50,985
Now, close your eyes.
466
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:54,196
Close your eyes.
Now sense the ball.
467
00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:56,365
Feel it rise in the air.
468
00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:58,992
Come on, just sense it.
Feel it rise.
469
00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:00,703
Just feel it.
Sense it.
470
00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:02,496
Yeah.
471
00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:07,919
- Look!
- Huh?
472
00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:10,921
Aah!
473
00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:16,969
Did I do that?
474
00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:19,179
Shall we try again?
475
00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:33,694
Whoa!
476
00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:02,014
Um...
477
00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:04,391
I'll replace the window
in the morning.
478
00:44:04,851 --> 00:44:07,603
Don't, uh,
don't worry about it.
479
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:10,355
Look, I'm--
I'm sorry.
480
00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:13,025
- You know, I...
- For what?
481
00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:15,027
Well, I'm letting
you guys down.
482
00:44:15,027 --> 00:44:17,779
No, you're not letting
us down. Ls he?
483
00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:19,782
No, no.
484
00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:21,408
Why don't you go
get some rest?
485
00:44:21,409 --> 00:44:23,077
We'll see you
in the morning.
486
00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:25,162
Night, dad.
Night, Franks.
487
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:30,167
We've got three days left.
488
00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:32,128
I know that.
I know that.
489
00:44:32,128 --> 00:44:34,046
Look, the kid is going to be fine.
490
00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:36,548
He'll do it. I'm sure of it.
491
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,553
Sorry.
492
00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:44,640
I'm gonna go find me
a nice burial spot.
493
00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:51,813
Good night, will.
494
00:44:58,070 --> 00:45:00,238
Good bye!
495
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:03,033
Come again.
496
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:05,077
Good night.
497
00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:07,120
Bring your family.
498
00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:20,175
They are all gone.
499
00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:24,804
Hm. Sometimes I think
you actually are psychic.
500
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:26,681
Yéah,fight
501
00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:29,017
you did fool those
old bats tonight, though.
502
00:45:29,018 --> 00:45:30,769
It's not a bad take.
503
00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:37,526
Buy yourself a big steak, huh?
504
00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:53,417
How can you have faith in a god
that cannot even control creation?
505
00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:56,086
How can he lead you to salvation?
506
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:58,631
There is no hope in chaos,
507
00:45:58,631 --> 00:46:00,090
only in order.
508
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,343
Nice speech, buddy,
509
00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:05,179
but I got enough freaks
in this sideshow.
510
00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:09,933
I seek no employment.
511
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:12,353
I've come for the stone.
512
00:46:15,356 --> 00:46:18,942
A buyer?
A buyer!
513
00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:21,779
Well, why didn't you say so?
514
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:26,279
Now you do mean that rare piece
of Egyptian antiquity.
515
00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:30,162
Now, that is a very valuable
and expensive item.
516
00:46:30,162 --> 00:46:34,082
It has great emotional
and material value.
517
00:46:38,671 --> 00:46:40,089
How much?
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