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--Terkel in Trouble--
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Hi children!
Are you comfortable?
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My name is Arne and I'm going to tell you
a story about a boy I know called Terkel
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Terkel is a healthy boy, except from
when he is sick of course
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But he's a good kid
and he's got bones in the nose
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Now you might think:
"bones in the nose? That hurts?"
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but that's just somthing you say about
a person who is intelligent
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or about people who sneezes while
they're eating fish
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Anyways...
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Terkel lived in a small town in a red house
together with his mom Beate and his dad Leon
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Beate and Leon were pretty fair parents
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they just had a tiny bit of a problem
agreeing about stuff
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..and that's the way it is!
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No
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Yes it is
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No
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Yes!
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No!
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Mom and dad, can't you stop
discussing all the time?
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Terkel we're not discussing,
we're quarreling, right?
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No...
Yes we are!
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No!
Yes we most certainly are!
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...
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Yeeeees...!
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Terkel also had a little sister
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Hey Terkel...
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Her name was Rita.
Not now Rita, I'm busy
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Weren't we supposed to go to
school together?
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Yes... we were NOT supposed to
go together
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Terkel was in 6th grade at
Kastanjevangen School
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His best friend is Jason
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Hey what's up Terkel...!
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How's it hanging, dude?
Are you "fresh"?
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Yeah... I just haven't made my
arithmetic homework
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Ah nasty shit...
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but on the other side...
Fuck it!
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Jason came from Albertslund
(rough neighborhood)
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That's why he talked a bit
differently
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And that's also why he always
carried an iron pipe in his pocket
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Ah bummer! There's Johanna
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Haha, she's allready seen you Jason
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Hey Jason
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What's up Johanna?
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How... how's it going?
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"how's it going?" ?!
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Ermm...
Bye bye...
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But Jason...
Goodbye Johanna
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She's completely in to you
Yeah, I know
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It's just that she talks so weird
that it makes me trip - easy there
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There were also 2 really mean boys
in Terkel and Jason's class
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They were called Sten and Saki
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They used most of their recess' on
bullying a chubby girl named Dorit
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Cool Sten
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What's up Porky Pig... you fat today?
Again today!
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I swear, chubby Dorit is always fat,
haha
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Friday morning's program was music with
the class' favourite teacher Arne Nougatbranch
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Hehe, believe it or not, that's me!
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So you'll have to excuse me
while I attend my job
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Hello kids!
It's time for music class
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Err, are you ready?
Yeah...!
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Good, now listen ... err Silas?
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I studied my grandfather's
Encyclopedia of Music this weekend
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and there I saw the expression "funky"
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What does it mean?
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Listen up kids... music isn't
supposed to be read or analysed
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Music is supposed to be tasted and felt,
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to be listened and danced to.
There's music in everything
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For instance Jason's iron pipe
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Or in Solveigh's cellular phone
that rings in class
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Well kids! Let's get some
instruments and fire it up
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That's the way Jason
That's a good beat
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...the guitar is mine!
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2, 3, 4...
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Birte a bit more groovy please
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We're rolling..!
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"The name is Arne"
"And I like music"
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"I teach 6A in rhythmics"
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"The whole class is pumping"
"And everybody's in"
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"And when the beat is on"
"I'll go fetch my bass"
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"Suddenly we're all sent away"
"And all the kids sing along"
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"Arne is way cool!"
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Thanks children
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"Arne is way cool!"
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"I'm too coool!"
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Casper remember to empty the
saliva valve
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"When you look at me"
"You'll know what to expect"
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"The man with wide velvetpants"
"And with beatles hair"
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"The women want me"
"And they can't get enough"
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"When I pass by them"
"They all go crazy"
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"I'm doing lots of beautyful chicks"
"They rip my cloths off and cry:"
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"Arne he's too cool!"
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"Way cool!"
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"Arne is way cool!"
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"Uhoho coool!"
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"Super cool"
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"Arne he's too cool!"
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"I'm too cool for myself"
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That's music!
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Thanks a lot kids
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Have a nice...
Silas, thank you!
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It swings
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Silas...!
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Thank you!
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You wont beat my record, will you?
Hang on for 2 seconds...
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Fuck!
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Are you... grrrr
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Hi there kids
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What's up?
Hello there
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Actually you're sitting on a spider
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Am I...?
Yeah, look!
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Where?
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Right there
It's totally squashed
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Don't worry. It's just pants
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They can be washed.
Tell me boys, what class are you in?
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6A... in your face
Hmm I see
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It's because I'm a new substitute
teacher here in the school
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My name is Gunnar and I'm supposed
to teach 7B so...
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Okay...
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What are your names boys?
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My name is Terkel
And I'm Jason, dude
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Terkel and Jason, greetings kids.
I have to go, take care
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Yeah, 100%, dude
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He was pretty fucked up
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Yeah, a bit weird but kind of nice,
right?
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What's up fuckface?
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I just have to pee.
Fair enough.
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"Dick!" (on the wall)
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"Shit!" (on the wall)
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"Smelly Cunt!" (on the door)
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Hello... anybody there?
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Oh, no...
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Hey, what's up Terkel
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Please don't...
Have you pissed in your pants?
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Haha, you've pissed in your pants
Haha, funny...
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Come on Sten...
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Hey Terkel listen, if this was an army
gun we would've shot your balls off
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In Vietnam...
Look Sten! That's chubby Dorit
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Get her!
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If you get her bag then I'll pull her hair
Deal!
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Fat Dorrit, you're so fucking nasty...
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It was the end of the schoolday and the
final subject of the day was "Danish"
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But instead of their ordinary teacher
Yvonne a stranger arrived
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Look Jason, it's that weird guy
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Ah Gunnar, dude. Check that sweater,
really faggot looking
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Hey kids! Please sit down quietly
on your bottoms
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I'm Gunnar and err... do you
have any chalk?
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Excuse me Gunnar, I'm Silas and I would
like to volunteer to go get some chalk
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Well, thanks Silas
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As I said before, I'm Gunnar and I...
Here is the chalk!
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Wow
Ordinary and coloured chalk
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Great, listen up
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My name is Gunnar Bjerre and this
is my African opossum Liselotte
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Normally your teacher would be Yvonne
but unfortunately she had an accident
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Yvonne tripped all the way down the
stairs and...
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...rolled on to the big and dangerous
traffic filled road
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which you should never cross
without an adult
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Out on the road, the cars just didn't
have time to stop before it was too late
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Kids, Yvonne... she didn't make it
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She's not comming back ever again
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As I said, I'm Gunnar
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and I'm a newly appointed
substitute on this school
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Before this job I was a teacher at a "Rudolf
Steiner School". If you know what that is?
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It's a... yes Silas?
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I know what it is
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The children already knew about
these "Rudolf Steiner Schools"
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which in short terms are schools that
believe toys should be boring to play with
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Preferrably a stupid wooden
doll with no face
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That's something the kids have
to imagine for themselves
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I once had i grildfriend like this
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She wasn't made out of wood
though... unfortunately
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Anyways... back to the class
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Yes, thank you Silas for the
explanation
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Well kids, we better get to know
each other better
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I've brought along a peasack which
we can throw to each other
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while we state our names
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I can start, I'm Gunnar
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and err.. how about we just take
the rest of the day off?
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Cool!
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Won't you be our big brother Gunnar?
What?
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You can be our big brother because
you have such a nice necklace
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Totally cute rat
Opossum!
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Yeah, I knew that
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Gunnar can we put make-up on
you just like on a girl?
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No girls, you must be
missing a few screws
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See you tomorrow girls
Bye bye big brother
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"Win a new wife - Lottery" (on the sign)
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Oh no!
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Terkel...?
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What?
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Can you walk me home, Terkel?
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God dammit, you can walk
home yourself!
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It's because I forgot my key
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Then use the spare key!
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But I can't remember where it is
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In the shed under the flowerpots!
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But Terkel it's just that...
Leave us be, ghees!
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Are we crashing your place Terkel?
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No we can't today... My parents
are planning the wedding
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the whole house is filled
with marzipan etc.
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Terkel's parent were to be
married the comming saturday
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Hey boys
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Hey Gunnar
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Are you out buying sweets?
Yeah, we've bought sniffsticks
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Well, see you on Monday, bye
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Yeah
Whatever...
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Can't we be at your place today?
Today ain't really a good day...
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Why?
Yeah, that's why!
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But Jason we're never at your place
No...
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I haven't even seen how you live
Listen, I just can't cope with it today
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I'm totally wasted
Crap!
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Why do you always that stick
in your pocket?
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Don't shit me, you never know when
an iron pipe can come in handy
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I'm home...
No
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Hello dad
No!
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Err, have you had a good day?
No...
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Ready for the wedding tomorrow?
err... no!
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You'll probably get ready in time
No
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Is mom home?
No
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No!
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I'm out here in the kitchen, Terkel
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Hello dear
Had a good day?
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Yes, we've got a new teacher
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Miss Yvonne is dead
Terkel please wipe this
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Sounds like you had great fun, eh?
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Mom, can I go to the ramp
after we've had dinner?
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No Terkel, not tonight. All of us
have to get up early in the morning
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What if I come home early?
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Terkel, we're having a big party tomorrow
and it's important that you get your sleep
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If you don't get 8 hours of sleep
you could end up getting anthrax
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and shrink to the size of a matchbox
Err mom...
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That wouldn't be the first time
something like that happened
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Hey Terkel, open the window, dude
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Jason what in the name of the
lord are you doing here?
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"What in the name of the lord are you doing?"
Try speaking a language I can understand
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It's 2am
So? Don't be a crybaby
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Wake up, we have a flick to watch!
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Terkel wasn't really into horror movies but
you can't really say that to your best friend
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So instead he said: Wow man, got
his arm chopped off...
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Yeah, shut up
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...and the head!
Haha, eat shit and die!
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I therefore ask you
Vera Gungadin Mogensen
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will you take Beate Happerkuk Stenstr�m
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
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No!
246
00:17:54,919 --> 00:17:57,512
Here they come...
Congratulations!
247
00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:02,368
Come on Rita, you have to
throw rice at mom and dad
248
00:18:02,568 --> 00:18:03,962
No that's not nice
249
00:18:04,099 --> 00:18:06,933
That's the way it's done Rita
That way they can get fertile
250
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,169
Fertile?
251
00:18:08,535 --> 00:18:12,863
Yes, so they can have kids and stuff
But they have us Terkel?
252
00:18:13,162 --> 00:18:15,183
Yes, but you'd like a
little brother, right?
253
00:18:16,459 --> 00:18:18,161
Ouch honey! Don't throw that hard
254
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:21,270
Ouch Rita! Not that kind of throw,
you can end up deaf from those
255
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:36,082
So grandmother, I don't see you eating
anything? Can't chew it? A spin in the blender?
256
00:18:36,411 --> 00:18:42,729
You can also get a toast. Do you want a toast?
With cheese and ham. It's hard getting old, eh?
257
00:18:54,937 --> 00:18:58,750
Well they've asked me NOT to give any
speeches... Yeah!
258
00:18:59,611 --> 00:19:03,898
...Particularly because of the situation
at the last family reunion
259
00:19:04,204 --> 00:19:08,186
But what the hell, it's not everyday
that your little niece gets married
260
00:19:09,843 --> 00:19:14,830
Terkel! Your mom has a formidable ass!
Haha, just joking
261
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,802
You'll get over it...
No.
262
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,612
Take it easy, I'll buy you a whore later
263
00:19:18,606 --> 00:19:22,043
Sit your ass down Leon! I don't want
to punch you on your wedding day.
264
00:19:22,113 --> 00:19:22,647
No
265
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:26,493
And then I think we should make a
toast to the bride and groom
266
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:32,479
...or at least say, "Yes sir!"
Cheers!
267
00:19:33,227 --> 00:19:36,267
And you don't get off without a song
Fireman, hit it!
268
00:19:37,694 --> 00:19:40,149
Now just listen to me
Everybody sit down
269
00:19:41,703 --> 00:19:46,200
"Beate and Leon today we party"
270
00:19:47,022 --> 00:19:50,417
"Because you're going to
be spliced tomorrow"
271
00:19:50,862 --> 00:19:54,644
Actually it's today but I wrote
this shit last night
272
00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:57,639
"It's lovely to be..."
273
00:20:00,054 --> 00:20:04,200
What's up Terkel?
Just someone from my class, I'll be right back
274
00:20:04,277 --> 00:20:06,440
I want to go with you
No Rita stay here
275
00:20:11,884 --> 00:20:14,300
Sten? Saki?
276
00:20:18,932 --> 00:20:19,479
Sten...?
277
00:20:22,374 --> 00:20:23,199
Saki...?
278
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:28,095
Take it easy man
Damn you look frightened
279
00:20:28,134 --> 00:20:30,063
It's just us
I knew that
280
00:20:30,092 --> 00:20:31,282
Wanna get shot?
281
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:32,361
Hehe, no
282
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,641
What's up Terkel?
What's happening?
283
00:20:36,092 --> 00:20:38,391
Not really anything
Having a party?
284
00:20:38,945 --> 00:20:40,811
Just my parents, who got married
285
00:20:41,639 --> 00:20:42,764
What are you guys doing?
286
00:20:42,822 --> 00:20:44,640
We're going to get battered.
Show it to him, Sten
287
00:20:45,448 --> 00:20:48,162
It's "extra dry"
Okay...
288
00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:52,204
He stole it from his dad
No, he said that i could take it
289
00:20:52,243 --> 00:20:54,322
Yeah, sure he did, smartass
290
00:20:54,502 --> 00:20:56,269
Can we get anything to drink
from the party?
291
00:20:57,005 --> 00:21:00,018
Nah, don't think so
Can't you get a beer for us?
292
00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:02,261
No, that's not a good idea
293
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:05,312
Err, it won't be a big one then
294
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:10,992
Maybe I can get 1 ... or 2,3 beers
295
00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:14,559
I think there's a whole crate of
beers out in the back
296
00:21:14,588 --> 00:21:18,191
"...brawn and figs and roasted herrings in pickle"
297
00:21:18,682 --> 00:21:23,629
"And bread and buuuutter..."
298
00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:27,326
Err, Stewart what about toast?
Sit your ass down or I'll fuck you up!
299
00:21:27,831 --> 00:21:32,480
"At last I will lift my glass..."
300
00:21:33,491 --> 00:21:37,606
"...And say congratulations"
301
00:21:38,050 --> 00:21:42,033
"And then I will sit down on my seat"
302
00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:47,182
"And put a fillet of fish in my mouth"
303
00:21:47,343 --> 00:21:56,161
"And liver p�t� and chicken and turkey"
"And ham and roast pork"
304
00:21:56,491 --> 00:21:57,210
"And..."
305
00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:04,470
What the hell?! Are you trying to steal
the adults' lemonade? You little bastard!
306
00:22:04,788 --> 00:22:07,045
It was Sten and Saki who made me do it
307
00:22:07,046 --> 00:22:11,606
What?! Are you talking shit to your uncle?
It's true!
308
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:14,603
They're outside, and they had guns and stuff
309
00:22:14,912 --> 00:22:17,206
No uncle Stewart don't do it!
310
00:22:17,735 --> 00:22:18,604
What the hell!
311
00:22:19,042 --> 00:22:21,578
Surprise filthy little swines
Who the hell is he?
312
00:22:21,737 --> 00:22:22,910
It's my uncle
313
00:22:23,089 --> 00:22:27,671
So, you're trying to steal from old uncle Stewart?
What the fuck are you talking about?
314
00:22:27,731 --> 00:22:31,345
Little Terkel here has just told
me how you wall-eyed sons-of-bitches...
315
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:34,748
...have made him steal beer from me
That's a lie!
316
00:22:36,007 --> 00:22:38,841
What the fuck?
So you're calling me a liar?
317
00:22:39,129 --> 00:22:42,127
Fuck, you can't just hit him!
So you want some with the ring too?
318
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,811
Don't be impudent Sonny-boy
or I'll make you eat dirt
319
00:22:46,091 --> 00:22:49,293
But he's much smaller than you!
What are you going to do about it, crybaby?
320
00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:51,262
Take that!
321
00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:55,021
Don't stand on his head!
322
00:22:58,676 --> 00:22:59,660
Quick action
323
00:23:00,902 --> 00:23:03,288
And stay out fuck-faces!
324
00:23:03,305 --> 00:23:06,113
What are you doing uncle Stewart?
Who me?
325
00:23:06,361 --> 00:23:08,816
I'm the one who'll get all the
trouble on monday
326
00:23:09,252 --> 00:23:13,382
Don't take it so hard kid
Come, let's go in and beat up your dad
327
00:23:29,058 --> 00:23:35,630
No I don't want to be your fucking boyfriend
Get it, you ugly sack of slime
328
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,833
Ouch, damn that shit!
Hey Jason
329
00:23:44,694 --> 00:23:48,139
Hey Terkel
Did you just hear that?! Boyfriend?!
330
00:23:48,445 --> 00:23:51,025
If she said that she wanted
to be my bitch or ho...
331
00:23:51,975 --> 00:23:54,810
She talks so fucked up that
it gets on my nerves
332
00:23:56,317 --> 00:23:58,737
Why are you only turning up now?
333
00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:02,613
It's just because...
Hey what's wrong with Sten and Saki?
334
00:24:03,030 --> 00:24:06,602
What do you mean?
Fair enough, they just seem pretty pissed at you
335
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:09,345
They're in the class talking about
how big a jerk you are
336
00:24:09,545 --> 00:24:10,684
I knew it...
337
00:24:10,963 --> 00:24:11,831
Knew what?
338
00:24:11,965 --> 00:24:15,525
And then Terkel told everything
that happened Saturday night
339
00:24:15,606 --> 00:24:21,229
Haha, get the fuck out of here. Awesome
I would've liked to see that
340
00:24:21,297 --> 00:24:24,359
Funny haha. I'm the one who will
get all the trouble
341
00:24:27,417 --> 00:24:28,920
Do you think it's that bad?
342
00:24:30,128 --> 00:24:35,520
I got i message from the Gorilla Club
which I'm a member... hey boys!
343
00:24:35,622 --> 00:24:36,407
What's up!
344
00:24:43,145 --> 00:24:47,064
My mom has written in my
contact-book why I was late
345
00:24:47,132 --> 00:24:48,960
Yes? Let's see...
346
00:24:50,177 --> 00:24:54,043
"Terkel has got milk allergies
so he was allowed to sleep late...
347
00:24:54,373 --> 00:24:57,960
...There's no reason for the kid
getting cirrhosis of the liver...
348
00:24:58,182 --> 00:25:00,028
...Yours faithfully, Beate"
349
00:25:00,845 --> 00:25:06,942
Yes... you're allowed to sit down
350
00:25:07,699 --> 00:25:10,461
Damn informer pig!
Damn army whore!
351
00:25:12,092 --> 00:25:14,285
"You are doomed Terkel!!"
352
00:25:15,094 --> 00:25:18,487
Well as I said before, I've received a
message from the Gorilla Club
353
00:25:18,824 --> 00:25:26,933
They wrote that the piebald
salamander was seen 3 days ago...
354
00:25:27,428 --> 00:25:32,465
...just out in the Degne moor.
So I have arranged a camping trip
355
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:39,182
Easy now... that's it
356
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:44,641
We're leaving Wednesday morning so
I need your mom or dad's signature...
357
00:25:44,895 --> 00:25:47,130
...stating that it's okay that
you sleep out at the moor
358
00:25:47,330 --> 00:25:49,292
Excuse me Gunnar?! Yes... Silas?
359
00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:57,669
What's the difference between a piebald
salamander and an ordinary salamander?
360
00:26:03,549 --> 00:26:10,387
Fucking nasty rotten crap shit project!
Sour herb and bad gift, man!
361
00:26:10,424 --> 00:26:12,585
Jason it could be fun.
362
00:26:12,677 --> 00:26:17,463
Yeah jumping around in some plague infested
moor, trying to catch some shitty salamanders?!
363
00:26:17,622 --> 00:26:22,313
But we're going to sleep in a tent, the 2 of
us togehter, that's going to be fun
364
00:26:22,421 --> 00:26:25,171
It's just that... argh that crap pipe!
365
00:26:25,464 --> 00:26:30,139
Throw that damn pipe out Jason.
Are you crazy? Don't wanna discuss it
366
00:26:30,535 --> 00:26:33,096
You never know when you need an iron pipe
367
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,984
Think it's gonna be great
368
00:26:40,371 --> 00:26:44,323
You think so sissy-boy?
Looking forward to catch salamanders?
369
00:26:44,350 --> 00:26:46,659
Are you cruel toward animals?
Haha, cruel towards animals
370
00:26:46,977 --> 00:26:48,632
What?! Cruel towards animals?!
371
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:55,202
Yeah, you don't have to repeat or are you a mimic?
Yeah, you don't have to repeat... or are you a mimic... err
372
00:26:55,461 --> 00:26:57,987
Whimp! Animal tormentor! Mimic!
373
00:26:58,024 --> 00:26:59,347
Leave me alone!
374
00:27:02,285 --> 00:27:04,651
"I love G____R" (on the blackboard)
Then we said that you were a member...
375
00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:07,411
...of our club, right big brother?
Yeah, and then you have to write letters
376
00:27:07,570 --> 00:27:08,762
Yeah, because we're pen pals
377
00:27:08,991 --> 00:27:11,984
Would you be my pen pal?
And can we cut your hair?
378
00:27:12,233 --> 00:27:14,937
Ghees, you're completely nuts
379
00:27:15,430 --> 00:27:17,570
Gunnar, can I have a word with you?
380
00:27:19,161 --> 00:27:22,386
Of course Terkel
Let go of me girls...
381
00:27:23,751 --> 00:27:25,478
This way Terkel
382
00:27:27,251 --> 00:27:31,020
...it's just Sten and Saki, they won't stop teasing me
Are they teasing you?!
383
00:27:31,145 --> 00:27:38,269
Yeah, they call me a sissy, animal tormentor and a mimic
I think that sounds awful, Terkel
384
00:27:38,308 --> 00:27:41,200
Actually I think that you should strike back
But how?
385
00:27:41,732 --> 00:27:45,705
Which of them is the boss?
Sten, I think...
386
00:27:45,882 --> 00:27:50,148
Then I think you should confront Sten
One should always go after the boss,
387
00:27:50,506 --> 00:27:52,361
then the others will automatically
get out of your way
388
00:27:53,015 --> 00:27:56,729
I think that you should go over to
Sten and say: Hey dude, what about yourself?
389
00:27:56,928 --> 00:27:58,236
"What about yourself?"...
390
00:27:59,002 --> 00:28:03,520
"What about yourself?"!
Then they'll see how wrong they've been
391
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:05,373
Okay, thanks Gunnar
392
00:28:19,025 --> 00:28:20,986
Look, here comes the animal tormentor
393
00:28:21,539 --> 00:28:23,094
And what about yourself?
394
00:28:23,984 --> 00:28:24,830
Huh?
395
00:28:25,022 --> 00:28:26,867
Yeah Sten, what about yourself?
396
00:28:26,935 --> 00:28:29,106
What the hell is he babbling about?
Yeah, what do you mean?
397
00:28:29,404 --> 00:28:32,043
I say, "What about yourself?"!
398
00:28:37,329 --> 00:28:38,612
"What about yourself" (gold letters)
399
00:28:46,657 --> 00:28:49,041
"What about yourself?!"
"You're just a loser"
400
00:28:49,249 --> 00:28:52,043
"You call me a cruelty, sissy and a mimic"
401
00:28:52,401 --> 00:28:56,941
"You're a goof and totaly disgusting"
"Come on! Are you a wuzz?"
402
00:28:57,014 --> 00:29:02,566
"You long sock!"
"'Cause your pants flutters when I'm beating you"
403
00:29:02,944 --> 00:29:04,264
"A shoe right in the ass"
404
00:29:04,671 --> 00:29:07,494
"I'll kick your mom in her cunt"
"screaming everybody get the fuck out"
405
00:29:07,901 --> 00:29:10,178
"You can step on the one ones lying on the ground"
"And those who whisper are lying"
406
00:29:10,348 --> 00:29:11,436
"Unless they whisper that I'm cool!"
407
00:29:11,726 --> 00:29:15,056
"My mouth will not be silent"
"Dickheads better watchout"
408
00:29:15,356 --> 00:29:17,462
"If there's more trouble with you"
"I'll squeal on you"
409
00:29:18,037 --> 00:29:19,483
"'Cause what you say is what you are"
410
00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:22,763
"It's in the news"
"That you're a toffee"
411
00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:25,391
"You're it, punkass"
"Give me five!"
412
00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:27,748
"Fat Fart"
"and you can't sing it back"
413
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,818
"'Cause what you say is what you are"
414
00:29:30,082 --> 00:29:33,144
"It's in the news"
"That you're a toffee"
415
00:29:33,352 --> 00:29:35,536
"You're it, punkass"
"Give me five!"
416
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,751
"Fat Fart"
"and you can't sing it back"
417
00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:38,854
"What about yourself?!"
418
00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:41,536
"Yeah I got it"
"Your mother humps everything"
419
00:29:41,557 --> 00:29:45,519
"And your daddy consists of 10 different men"
"And my dad can kick everyone of their asses"
420
00:29:45,653 --> 00:29:48,341
"And if you think you found a save spot"
"You better run home to momma"
421
00:29:48,526 --> 00:29:50,063
"You act like a mirror when I'm fucking with ya"
422
00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:53,678
"But I'm hooked on slapping you with 10 mirrors"
"with your ugly face on"
423
00:29:53,729 --> 00:29:55,532
"I got you 1... 2... 3... times"
424
00:29:55,661 --> 00:29:57,277
"You're a dickhead motherfucker"
425
00:29:57,425 --> 00:29:58,630
"And a square asshole"
426
00:29:58,805 --> 00:30:01,129
"You're the one who started this"
"But I'm the one who finishes it"
427
00:30:01,309 --> 00:30:03,879
"I'll throw around like the pussy you are"
428
00:30:04,043 --> 00:30:08,923
"You picked the fight, but got screwed over"
"But from this point on, you'll shut your fucking face"
429
00:30:08,984 --> 00:30:09,429
"And if not... "
430
00:30:09,471 --> 00:30:14,247
"I'm going to motherfucking tell the grown ups"
"Biatch"
431
00:30:20,646 --> 00:30:21,486
Sissy boy!
432
00:30:21,804 --> 00:30:25,283
Yeah, totally a sissy.. and a mimic
433
00:30:31,210 --> 00:30:36,946
It probably won't come as a surprise to you
that adults don't know what goes on in kids heads
434
00:30:37,343 --> 00:30:40,682
And least of all how to avoid getting bullied
435
00:30:43,517 --> 00:30:46,138
What's up crybaby? chickenshit?
436
00:30:47,690 --> 00:30:49,494
What the fuck is wrong with you?
437
00:30:50,364 --> 00:30:53,009
Nothing. I'm just tired.
438
00:30:55,747 --> 00:30:57,572
Terkel speaking.
439
00:30:57,620 --> 00:31:01,991
Terkel, you're not at the ramp again, are you?
But normally I'm allowed to..
440
00:31:02,102 --> 00:31:06,179
Listen here. It's gonna rain any sec now
and you know how wet tree spreads SARS
441
00:31:06,443 --> 00:31:11,261
We've allready talked about that
Ok, I'm coming home now.
442
00:31:11,383 --> 00:31:15,143
It's for your own sake.
We wouldn't want your knees to calque
443
00:31:15,252 --> 00:31:15,940
Huh?
444
00:31:45,110 --> 00:31:47,075
Did it hurt?
Hey sissyboy!
445
00:31:47,396 --> 00:31:49,942
We're going to kill you.
You little animal tormentor.
446
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,421
Want a piece of my new gun?
447
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,918
No please, I don't want to die
448
00:31:59,366 --> 00:32:02,649
We'll catch you.
You can't hide. We'll kill you.
449
00:33:34,642 --> 00:33:37,709
Welcome to the Hotline for Kids
Stewart speaking.
450
00:33:37,908 --> 00:33:42,574
Hey Stewart, it's Terkel
Hi Terkel. I'm working right now
451
00:33:42,843 --> 00:33:45,657
I know...
You have to call later...
452
00:33:46,299 --> 00:33:48,829
I have to be ready to take care
of the children's problems
453
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,327
But I do have problems
Is that a fact.
454
00:33:52,506 --> 00:33:54,983
That's why I'm calling
Fair enough, go on sailor
455
00:33:55,172 --> 00:34:00,839
I'm getting bullied at school...
So, what's the problem?
456
00:34:01,059 --> 00:34:06,670
They say I'm an animal tormentor, a mime...
Yeah, I have to say that's not bloody original!
457
00:34:07,641 --> 00:34:10,681
What about super analdripping creep?
But..?
458
00:34:10,862 --> 00:34:17,984
Or eskimo drugwhore son-of-a-bitch?
Hey, here's a good one. Flabby gazelle cockhead
459
00:34:18,134 --> 00:34:23,030
Stewart..?
Gross bitch-of-a-nasty-fucking-leatherface
460
00:34:23,319 --> 00:34:28,522
But Stewart you have to help me!
Ofcourse my son, that's why I'm here
461
00:34:29,482 --> 00:34:31,761
Problems are here to be solved, you know
462
00:34:32,827 --> 00:34:35,641
Sometimes you just have to acknowledge
that you can't solve them yourself
463
00:34:36,305 --> 00:34:38,497
And never be afraid to cry out for help
464
00:34:38,761 --> 00:34:41,522
Now I'm going to tell you an
advice that my dad gave me
465
00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:45,457
"Ask for help"
"If you are in doubt"
466
00:34:45,901 --> 00:34:49,390
"Ask for help 'cause it's near"
"And it can save lives"
467
00:34:49,668 --> 00:34:53,167
"One can't manage all problems by oneself"
468
00:34:53,426 --> 00:34:57,093
"You can count on Stewart"
"Just ask for help"
469
00:34:57,431 --> 00:35:01,045
I have personally helped out
a few kids myself, listen:
470
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:06,769
"Yesterday I met a boy who weeped"
"He couldn't find his way back home"
471
00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:08,697
"And he was afraid of the dark"
472
00:35:08,919 --> 00:35:12,330
"The kiddo said: dear Stewart can you help me?"
473
00:35:12,601 --> 00:35:16,330
"I took out my knife and yelled BOOH!"
"And suddenly he found his way home"
474
00:35:16,682 --> 00:35:20,175
"And then I remember Viktor "
"His dad really cruel"
475
00:35:20,375 --> 00:35:24,050
"He beat the kid yellow and blue"
"Whenever he had the time"
476
00:35:24,261 --> 00:35:27,832
"Victor called me up one day"
"and complained about his situation"
477
00:35:28,032 --> 00:35:31,655
"Unfortunately I was busy that day"
"So now Viktor is dead"
478
00:35:32,103 --> 00:35:35,405
"Ask for help if you need answers"
479
00:35:35,689 --> 00:35:37,536
"You can call night and day"
480
00:35:37,704 --> 00:35:39,424
"This captain is ready"
481
00:35:39,603 --> 00:35:43,001
"Push the 8 digits if you are feeling down"
482
00:35:43,361 --> 00:35:46,822
"And if I'm out drinking you can leave a message!"
483
00:35:48,499 --> 00:35:53,488
Can't I just get some help...?
That's right Terkel
484
00:35:53,648 --> 00:35:56,430
That's what you have to say,
if one day the shit hits the fan
485
00:35:56,580 --> 00:36:01,930
Take care and tell your dad that I'm popping
by to hand out some beatdown one of these days
486
00:36:29,651 --> 00:36:31,096
"Death to the animal tormentor"
487
00:36:33,213 --> 00:36:35,488
No!
Please I don't want to die!
488
00:36:36,283 --> 00:36:39,589
What is going on here?
Have you seen this mess, Leon?
489
00:36:40,776 --> 00:36:41,379
No
490
00:36:42,290 --> 00:36:43,788
What is it you're playing in here?
491
00:36:44,334 --> 00:36:48,621
A stone came through the window
It didn't just come through the window by itself.
492
00:36:48,897 --> 00:36:51,242
Maybe this will teach you not to
play with fire another time
493
00:36:57,081 --> 00:37:00,720
Terkel kept some distance to
Sten and Saki in the schoolyard
494
00:37:00,967 --> 00:37:08,097
If they were capable of throwning
bricks through a window
495
00:37:08,377 --> 00:37:10,652
Then who knew what they could be up to
Oh oh...!
496
00:37:11,192 --> 00:37:14,402
Hey look, there he is, the tormentor
Hey mime!
497
00:37:14,946 --> 00:37:15,981
A damn army whore
498
00:37:17,242 --> 00:37:21,588
Trying to hide, are you, huh?
Won't you just please leave me be?
499
00:37:21,842 --> 00:37:25,103
Now now there sissyboy, don't cry
You little animal tormentor
500
00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:28,160
Blinking your eyes, huh?
Afraid of your mom and dad?
501
00:37:40,071 --> 00:37:46,372
Terkel was wondering what to do,
when the class' fat girl Dorit came over
502
00:37:47,762 --> 00:37:52,319
You know what Terkel? Don't mind them.
They're just jealous
503
00:37:53,459 --> 00:37:56,752
Dorit?
Terkel had never talked to Dorit before
504
00:37:57,269 --> 00:38:00,439
He had actually never really noticed her
She was just a part of class
505
00:38:03,540 --> 00:38:04,422
What is it?
506
00:38:04,968 --> 00:38:08,481
It's just a letter,
but you don't have to read it now.
507
00:38:09,479 --> 00:38:14,774
Look! Chubby Dorit and the sissy are lovers
See, Terkel has cried
508
00:38:15,245 --> 00:38:18,332
Then it's good thing that he has
his girlfriend Chubby Dorit
509
00:38:18,357 --> 00:38:21,367
Yeah, they are lovers
And what if we are?!
510
00:38:21,416 --> 00:38:25,346
You're just damn jealous
Fat porky
511
00:38:25,802 --> 00:38:27,800
Hey Terkel, are you really in
love with Dorit?
512
00:38:28,184 --> 00:38:31,386
Terkel felt like talking back
and help Dorit
513
00:38:31,388 --> 00:38:33,200
just as she had tried to help him
514
00:38:33,205 --> 00:38:37,741
But instead Terkel did what one would
do with the back against the wall
515
00:38:38,351 --> 00:38:39,961
He passed the ball...
516
00:38:40,138 --> 00:38:44,415
Ermm, no I'm not in love with a
fat fucking cow like her
517
00:38:44,734 --> 00:38:49,229
That was all that was needed for Sten and Saki
to forget all about Terkel...
518
00:38:49,386 --> 00:38:51,281
...and jump all over the poor Dorit
519
00:38:51,414 --> 00:38:55,649
Haha, fat cow. Chubby whalefish.
Beached Whale, John Goodman
520
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:59,247
Where are you going Chubby Dorit?
Stay here you fat cow
521
00:39:10,678 --> 00:39:14,756
Wow, that went pretty quick, huh?
Terkel was paralysed by horror
522
00:39:15,338 --> 00:39:22,773
Even though he could hear himself say:
Let's hope no one got hit by the fat cow
523
00:39:22,953 --> 00:39:27,441
Cool said Terkel
It looked really awesome
524
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,666
Hurray for Terkel
525
00:39:34,911 --> 00:39:39,537
Imagine someone can bleed so much
That's obvious if you're a fat cow, right Terkel?
526
00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:44,683
Terkel? Wait a sec...
527
00:39:45,622 --> 00:39:48,000
Tell me, what really happened up in the class?
528
00:39:48,817 --> 00:39:53,628
Erhm, she jumped out of the window
Fair play, okay then...
529
00:39:54,786 --> 00:39:58,200
Luckily no one was hit by that fat cow
530
00:40:15,864 --> 00:40:16,743
The letter?!
531
00:40:23,157 --> 00:40:25,880
"Dear Terkel...
"I love you"
532
00:40:26,161 --> 00:40:28,542
"You're the only good thing in my life"
533
00:40:28,899 --> 00:40:32,860
"I get bullied everyday"
"And I can barely take it"
534
00:40:33,732 --> 00:40:39,629
"It's because of you that I'm still alive"
"Forever Yours, Dorit"
535
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:47,846
One more sausage, Leon?
536
00:40:48,121 --> 00:40:49,192
No...
Yes you do
537
00:40:49,451 --> 00:40:51,520
No..!
That's the way it is!
538
00:40:52,685 --> 00:40:53,941
So Terkel...
539
00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:58,011
What have you been doing in school today?
540
00:40:59,406 --> 00:41:04,201
Today I got bullied so much that
I chose to bully Chubby Dorit
541
00:41:04,764 --> 00:41:08,526
Finally she got so upset that she jumped
out of the window from the 3rd floor
542
00:41:08,610 --> 00:41:12,782
Well, then you must've had your hands full.
Mom, she actually died!
543
00:41:12,810 --> 00:41:16,751
Rita, if you want the Toothfairy to come this year
then you surely don't want to chew so noisely
544
00:41:38,694 --> 00:41:41,334
Hi Terkel.
Stay out Rita
545
00:41:41,779 --> 00:41:45,413
Don't you want to play with my cut-out dolls?
I don't "play"!
546
00:41:46,527 --> 00:41:50,335
But you play with Jason?
We don't play, we're just together
547
00:41:50,570 --> 00:41:53,961
Don't you want to be together with
me and my dolls then?
548
00:41:54,047 --> 00:41:54,750
Keep out!
549
00:42:29,084 --> 00:42:30,967
"Psychopath on the loose" (Frontpage)
550
00:42:31,894 --> 00:42:34,115
Dad, I need to talk to you
551
00:42:34,665 --> 00:42:38,611
I have some problems in school and
there's no one who wants to help me
552
00:42:39,136 --> 00:42:44,361
So won't you please hear me out?
Noooo!
553
00:42:45,271 --> 00:42:46,569
Mom...?
554
00:42:49,023 --> 00:42:50,743
What is it Terkel?
555
00:42:56,423 --> 00:43:02,321
Want to play? Forever and ever?
556
00:43:03,820 --> 00:43:06,381
Nooooo
Come over here Terkel
557
00:43:06,901 --> 00:43:13,359
Where are you going?
Watch out that you don't rust Terkel
558
00:43:14,605 --> 00:43:16,788
"I'm comming, I'm comming"
"I'm comming to get ya"
559
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,402
"I'm comming, I'm comming"
"I'm comming to touch you"
560
00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:21,538
"I'll shread what you think is safe"
561
00:43:24,228 --> 00:43:26,682
"I'm the shadow behind the curtain"
"I'm the branch on your window"
562
00:43:26,926 --> 00:43:29,202
"I'm a sound from your closet"
"I'm a voice inside your head"
563
00:43:29,399 --> 00:43:31,781
"I'm the tormented souls"
"The distorted cries"
564
00:43:31,912 --> 00:43:34,337
"From those in the computer
games that burned to death"
565
00:43:34,489 --> 00:43:36,985
"As your mom and dad who only
believe what they can see"
566
00:43:37,135 --> 00:43:39,506
"They say I don't exist.
What do they know?"
567
00:43:39,665 --> 00:43:42,070
"They are asleep when I haunt,
when I give you my thrill"
568
00:43:42,183 --> 00:43:44,490
"It's not them I'm visiting,
when I give you my scare"
569
00:43:44,604 --> 00:43:45,425
"I'm saying:"
570
00:43:45,576 --> 00:43:47,561
"I'm comming, I'm comming"
"I'm comming to get ya"
571
00:43:47,659 --> 00:43:50,030
"I'm comming, I'm comming"
"I'm comming to touch you"
572
00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:54,732
"I'll shread what you think is safe"
"Paranoia so loud it makes you go insane"
573
00:43:54,839 --> 00:43:55,332
"I'm saying:"
574
00:43:55,443 --> 00:43:58,017
"I'm comming, I'm comming"
"I'm comming to get ya"
575
00:43:58,095 --> 00:44:00,399
"I'm comming, I'm comming"
"I'm comming to touch you"
576
00:44:00,505 --> 00:44:02,686
"I'll shread what you think is safe"
577
00:44:30,983 --> 00:44:32,865
"You're a deadman Terkel"
578
00:44:37,083 --> 00:44:38,560
Who had wrote it?
579
00:44:39,084 --> 00:44:45,059
Was it Sten and Saki who had put salt
in his erm... bad conscience?
580
00:44:45,743 --> 00:44:47,261
It just had to be
581
00:44:51,148 --> 00:44:53,126
Terkel have you seen the spare key?
582
00:44:53,765 --> 00:44:56,589
What?
It's not in its usual place out in the shed
583
00:44:57,688 --> 00:45:00,606
I haven't seen it
Here, I've packed your suitcase
584
00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:05,879
Mom, are you throwing me out because
the extra key has gone missing?!
585
00:45:06,332 --> 00:45:08,590
Silly you, it's Wednesday
586
00:45:08,927 --> 00:45:12,240
What?
The Salamandertrip...
587
00:45:12,315 --> 00:45:13,818
Did you forget about that?
588
00:45:14,581 --> 00:45:19,899
Mom, can I please stay home?
Nonsense, you're going to sleep in tent with Jason
589
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,967
out in the dark and dangerous forrest.
It's going to be fun
590
00:45:23,070 --> 00:45:26,414
I don't feel well.
That's probably just some hepatitis
591
00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:27,799
You just have to walk until it goes away
592
00:45:27,940 --> 00:45:30,016
Please let me stay at home?!
593
00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:32,947
Then you have to ask your dad first
594
00:45:35,023 --> 00:45:36,000
Dad...?
595
00:45:38,469 --> 00:45:39,577
No
596
00:45:46,735 --> 00:45:49,080
Sten we're taking the back seat
Definately
597
00:45:50,538 --> 00:45:52,510
Good morning Terkel
Good to see you
598
00:45:53,005 --> 00:45:56,875
Do you have a note from your parents?
Yes, here's my contactbook
599
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:01,243
Would you be so sweet as to deliver all
your luggage to the busdriver over there?
600
00:46:07,090 --> 00:46:11,015
Is this some kind of joke Terkel?
If so I don't think it's funny
601
00:46:13,430 --> 00:46:16,003
"You're going to die!" (written)
You're going to die?
602
00:46:16,083 --> 00:46:19,640
Yeah, I can read it perfectly well myself.
But I don't think it's funny
603
00:46:21,315 --> 00:46:23,960
Ready to go kids
Terkel are you coming?
604
00:46:31,745 --> 00:46:34,575
Hey fuckface, come over here and sit
your ass down before I make you
605
00:46:35,270 --> 00:46:36,147
Hey Jason...
606
00:46:37,150 --> 00:46:38,880
Hey Terkel.
Cool bag
607
00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:42,426
Yeah totally cool bag
Is it army?
608
00:46:43,664 --> 00:46:49,488
Is it a bag from the army?
No, it's just an Eastpack
609
00:46:49,983 --> 00:46:52,050
Totally cool
Yeah
610
00:46:52,924 --> 00:46:55,832
What was it you called that Dorit?
611
00:46:58,275 --> 00:47:00,125
Fat cow?
Ah yes
612
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:05,587
Fat cow, way cool
Terkel.. won't you sit next to me and Saki?
613
00:47:06,172 --> 00:47:08,818
Ermm, okay
cool
614
00:47:13,945 --> 00:47:15,381
What the fuck...
615
00:47:17,925 --> 00:47:20,923
Is anybody sitting here?
Actually someone is!
616
00:47:21,590 --> 00:47:23,282
I can't see anyone
617
00:47:23,335 --> 00:47:25,065
Well look closer then, you bum
618
00:47:25,361 --> 00:47:28,894
Bloody hell! Now I dropped my pipe
You bring bad luck
619
00:47:56,026 --> 00:47:57,820
Calm down for a sec?
620
00:47:58,053 --> 00:48:00,920
You silly little mischiefs
Okay Gunnar
621
00:48:01,027 --> 00:48:05,540
I feel like playing a song for you guys
If you would like to hear one?
622
00:48:06,763 --> 00:48:10,703
Oh dear, you're absolutely uncontrollable
623
00:48:10,909 --> 00:48:14,040
Hey Gunnar, can't you sing a song about
why we have to do so much homework?
624
00:48:14,426 --> 00:48:18,229
Listen up kids, you're all being spoiled
625
00:48:18,409 --> 00:48:21,338
There's actually a lot of children in
the world who are worse off than you.
626
00:48:21,617 --> 00:48:24,789
Nah, I don't believe that
Just pay attention:
627
00:48:25,936 --> 00:48:30,340
"Here's a story about a boy named Quang"
628
00:48:31,073 --> 00:48:33,192
"He's 7 years old and lives in Thailand"
629
00:48:33,530 --> 00:48:36,111
"And his workday is long"
630
00:48:36,231 --> 00:48:41,361
"He gets up early in the morning"
"And goes to bed very late"
631
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:46,342
"'Cause Quang has a lot to do"
"Though he's just a boy"
632
00:48:49,049 --> 00:48:53,568
"Every morning at 4.45am"
"Quang takes off"
633
00:48:54,439 --> 00:48:59,264
"Through hawthorns and thistles"
"To a boat at the riverside"
634
00:48:59,661 --> 00:49:04,538
"The water is dark and cold"
"But the family ows money"
635
00:49:04,759 --> 00:49:09,539
"So he dives for pearls"
"But mostly without any luck"
636
00:49:10,981 --> 00:49:16,042
"So what the hell makes you think
that i want to listen to you grumble?"
637
00:49:16,748 --> 00:49:21,256
"That you don't like your spinach
and don't get enough allowance"
638
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:26,184
"You have fast food and Nintendo"
"You have time to sillyness and play"
639
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:32,122
"There's 1000 kids in the world
wanting to swap places with you"
640
00:49:33,528 --> 00:49:35,840
"Quang he's the oldest one"
641
00:49:35,977 --> 00:49:38,337
"Of a family of 10"
642
00:49:38,577 --> 00:49:43,431
"He's the one doing the cooking"
"When the day is over"
643
00:49:43,622 --> 00:49:49,082
"There are enough mouths to feed"
"Often it can be difficult"
644
00:49:49,253 --> 00:49:54,377
"So Quang has bought a tube of glue"
"That they can sniff for desert"
645
00:49:55,939 --> 00:50:00,731
"When Quang has put the small ones to bed"
"He is dead tired"
646
00:50:00,952 --> 00:50:05,891
"But he has to go to the village again"
"Eventhough it's night"
647
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:11,070
"'Cause he has a date"
"that he arranged yesterday"
648
00:50:11,220 --> 00:50:17,056
"With his boyfriend Heinrich Schultze"
"Who is 45 years old"
649
00:50:19,578 --> 00:50:24,424
"So how the hell can you be telling me
that you life really sucks"
650
00:50:25,041 --> 00:50:29,200
"Would you please try and see it
in a larger perspective"
651
00:50:29,814 --> 00:50:34,290
"Think about others than yourself"
"Learn from my song"
652
00:50:34,460 --> 00:50:39,020
"Remember that you have a good life"
"if you don't live like Quang"
653
00:50:39,743 --> 00:50:46,229
"Remember that you have a good life"
"if you don't live like Quang"
654
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:53,412
Gunnar, I just want to tell you that it's a real
shame about Quang ... I'm like, "what the fuck?"
655
00:50:53,652 --> 00:50:59,697
If it was oneself, one wouldn't think it very funny
And then I'm like "Hey stupid", we have to do something
656
00:51:00,588 --> 00:51:02,070
Yeah, and you can
657
00:51:02,241 --> 00:51:05,081
I have what you call a sponsorchild from
Vietnam whom I transfer money to
658
00:51:05,273 --> 00:51:07,139
It costs DKR 140 ($23) per month
659
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:14,011
If you guys give me DKR 5 each you can all
help me support the little Philip Jongongong
660
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,004
Is he called Philip Jongongong?
661
00:51:17,164 --> 00:51:21,001
Well Terkel it's a girl
But Philip is a boy's name?
662
00:51:21,162 --> 00:51:23,907
Yeah, but down there you can
be named whatever you like
663
00:51:44,043 --> 00:51:47,561
Yes, kids listen up!
664
00:51:47,921 --> 00:51:50,775
When you have raised your tents you
can go and explore the forrest
665
00:51:50,984 --> 00:51:54,419
You can also go down to the lake as long
as you keep a safe distance to the water
666
00:51:54,652 --> 00:51:56,577
And then we're going to bed early
667
00:51:57,291 --> 00:52:01,134
We have to go to bed at 10pm as we have to
get up at 5am to study the salamanders
668
00:52:02,905 --> 00:52:07,759
Yes Silas?
What if one would like to go to bed at 9.30pm?
669
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:09,282
Shut your freaking ass Silas!
670
00:52:14,541 --> 00:52:16,586
Terkel was in a better mood
671
00:52:17,043 --> 00:52:19,399
Actually he had forgotten all
about the horrible messages
672
00:52:26,849 --> 00:52:27,579
Hi Jason
673
00:52:28,372 --> 00:52:30,607
What's up wannabe?
Take it easy...
674
00:52:30,726 --> 00:52:33,577
What's wrong with your head?!
They have been on your back for 2 days
675
00:52:33,737 --> 00:52:36,751
And then all of a sudden you're eating from
their palms. It makes no bloody sense
676
00:52:37,553 --> 00:52:40,650
They aren't bullying me anymore.
They're actually very nice
677
00:52:40,862 --> 00:52:43,347
Yeah, they're totally cool because they
aren't bullying you, right?
678
00:52:43,679 --> 00:52:45,563
That's why you're a brownnose, or?!
679
00:52:45,581 --> 00:52:49,000
Am not
Nonsense, fucking sellout!
680
00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:51,452
Come on...
I guess you're also sleeping in their tent?
681
00:52:51,721 --> 00:52:52,841
No...
Hey Terkel!
682
00:52:52,902 --> 00:52:55,000
Don't you want to sleep in
tent with me and Sten?
683
00:52:55,201 --> 00:52:56,267
What did I just say?
684
00:52:56,892 --> 00:52:58,620
Ermm, allright
685
00:53:00,805 --> 00:53:04,958
Is that okay Jason?
That's your fucking decision, loser
686
00:53:06,841 --> 00:53:08,244
Come on Terkel!
687
00:53:11,501 --> 00:53:13,804
Do you really think that we can
fit all 3 in that tent?
688
00:53:14,277 --> 00:53:18,360
Yeah sure, it's an army tent
Come on, you bought it at Macy's
689
00:53:18,602 --> 00:53:23,295
So what?! They probably also, erhm,
have Macy's in the army or...
690
00:53:23,416 --> 00:53:24,723
Take it easy, I know that
691
00:53:33,861 --> 00:53:38,883
Fucking false little fat shitty fucking...
692
00:53:48,167 --> 00:53:57,657
Yo Johanna. I just wanted to say
that I've been really mean to you
693
00:53:58,349 --> 00:54:08,200
I'm sorry... That's life, nobody
acts cool towards anyone anymore
694
00:54:09,648 --> 00:54:14,177
But I hope it's okay
Fuck off!
695
00:54:14,426 --> 00:54:17,333
'cause you're too ugly for me
and your mom's a skank ho
696
00:54:19,783 --> 00:54:21,658
What the fuck...?
697
00:54:22,199 --> 00:54:24,588
Jason had never experienced
Johanna that way
698
00:54:24,925 --> 00:54:27,719
What a temper. What use of language
699
00:54:28,381 --> 00:54:31,070
Imagine that a girl could talk that foul
700
00:54:32,285 --> 00:54:33,983
So unbelievable foul
701
00:54:39,416 --> 00:54:44,311
"How can one be so blind"
"I just didn't get it"
702
00:54:44,620 --> 00:54:47,970
"It's just now that really I see you"
703
00:54:49,604 --> 00:54:54,751
"'Cause you're a super hot fox"
"I've found the meaning with my life"
704
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:58,862
"As a lightning from the sky,
what the hell is going on"
705
00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:05,164
"I haven't been able to see it before today"
706
00:55:06,015 --> 00:55:09,135
"that you suddenly looked at me and said:"
707
00:55:10,588 --> 00:55:11,892
"Fuck off!"
708
00:55:12,161 --> 00:55:16,626
"'Cause you're too ugly for me
and your mom's a skank ho"
709
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,119
"You told me without a smile"
710
00:55:21,110 --> 00:55:23,241
"What do you want?"
711
00:55:23,450 --> 00:55:27,148
"I would do anything as long as you
say that you would be my girlfriend"
712
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,644
"I love your style"
713
00:55:31,232 --> 00:55:36,782
"Damn girl you're so crazy"
"All that time I've wasted"
714
00:55:37,011 --> 00:55:40,934
"Before I understood that you're so hot"
715
00:55:42,186 --> 00:55:47,321
"And suddenly I'm standing here"
"Seeing how beautiful you are"
716
00:55:47,544 --> 00:55:51,021
"I'll feel down if you're not available"
717
00:55:53,216 --> 00:55:57,577
"I can only hope that you'll be my girl"
718
00:55:58,003 --> 00:56:02,911
"If you're motherfucking fresh with
that then let me hear you say:"
719
00:56:03,229 --> 00:56:04,749
"Fuck off!"
720
00:56:05,043 --> 00:56:09,084
"'Cause you're too ugly for me
and your mom's a skank ho"
721
00:56:09,242 --> 00:56:12,571
"You told me without a smile"
722
00:56:13,333 --> 00:56:15,494
"What do you want?"
723
00:56:15,684 --> 00:56:19,320
"I would do anything as long as you
say that you would be my girlfriend"
724
00:56:19,545 --> 00:56:21,920
"I love your style"
725
00:56:24,112 --> 00:56:25,904
"Fuck off!"
726
00:56:26,124 --> 00:56:29,761
"'Cause you're too ugly for me
and your mom's a skank ho"
727
00:56:29,985 --> 00:56:32,524
"You told me without a smile"
728
00:56:34,604 --> 00:56:36,445
"What do you want?"
729
00:56:36,585 --> 00:56:40,303
"I would do anything as long as you
say that you would be my girlfriend"
730
00:56:40,799 --> 00:56:43,540
"I love your style"
731
00:56:46,902 --> 00:56:49,841
Sten, what kind of sheet is that?
It's nothing!
732
00:56:50,691 --> 00:56:53,084
It's just that it looks like
something my baby sister...
733
00:56:53,293 --> 00:56:53,928
Well it's not!
734
00:56:54,226 --> 00:56:56,723
Sten!
What's up?
735
00:56:57,061 --> 00:56:59,707
It's just him Jason, he's gone mental
736
00:56:59,896 --> 00:57:01,509
What's up with Jason, Saki?
737
00:57:01,521 --> 00:57:04,495
I passed his tent and saw him
making out with Johanna
738
00:57:05,151 --> 00:57:10,814
I swear and then i went by and said "buhhhh",
I swear man it was just for giggles
739
00:57:10,925 --> 00:57:14,142
Then he freaked out
and slapped me in the face
740
00:57:14,145 --> 00:57:14,748
You're saying Jason hit you?
741
00:57:14,768 --> 00:57:17,935
Do you think I'm lying,
look I'm totally red on the cheek
742
00:57:18,096 --> 00:57:21,466
He's totally sick in his head
I bet it has something to do with his sister
743
00:57:22,141 --> 00:57:26,241
Sister?
Yeah, his sister is dead
744
00:57:26,444 --> 00:57:30,220
Hold on, does Jason have a sister?!
Yeah Dorit
745
00:57:30,608 --> 00:57:33,560
Chubby Dorit, the fat cow is his sister.
Or were.
746
00:57:33,688 --> 00:57:34,575
You didn't know?
747
00:57:36,144 --> 00:57:37,762
Dorit?
Yeah.
748
00:57:37,952 --> 00:57:41,659
Where did you guys hear this?
I went to kindergarten with him
749
00:57:41,843 --> 00:57:44,408
He just always pretended
not to know her in school
750
00:57:44,579 --> 00:57:45,531
It's true Terkel
751
00:57:46,631 --> 00:57:50,848
Terkel was speechless
Was Dorit really Jason's sister?
752
00:57:50,969 --> 00:57:56,109
And without Terkel knowing anything about it
Of course Terkel had never been home at Jason's
753
00:57:57,058 --> 00:58:00,293
It was as if Jason always
came up with an apology
754
00:58:01,105 --> 00:58:05,918
As if he didn't want Terkel to come
home and... find out
755
00:58:06,058 --> 00:58:10,492
...that HE was Dorit's brother!
Was it tied together that way?
756
00:58:10,607 --> 00:58:12,241
You really didn't know, Terkel?
757
00:58:12,807 --> 00:58:15,736
No
I thought that you were best friends?
758
00:58:22,447 --> 00:58:24,145
Sten can I borrow your...
Ahhh
759
00:58:24,403 --> 00:58:26,122
What's happening?
What is it?
760
00:58:26,283 --> 00:58:27,096
I don't know
761
00:58:27,319 --> 00:58:31,477
Take a look and see
Yeah, come on, it's your sleeping bag
762
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:38,132
Holy fucking shit that is gross
Is it a cat or something?
763
00:58:38,211 --> 00:58:39,131
Where did it come from?
764
00:58:39,166 --> 00:58:40,123
It's HIM!
765
00:58:40,441 --> 00:58:41,256
Who!
766
00:58:41,337 --> 00:58:44,962
And then Terkel told about
all those creepy messages
767
00:58:45,237 --> 00:58:47,624
..and then in my contactbook it
said that he wanted to kill me
768
00:58:48,168 --> 00:58:50,920
you know, there isn't a lot of people
who know where that spare key lies
769
00:58:51,344 --> 00:58:53,684
Crazy shit
It's definately Jason
770
00:58:53,963 --> 00:58:56,632
I just don't understand it,
He's my best friend
771
00:58:56,887 --> 00:59:00,425
He's of course angry at you because
you made Dorit jump out the window
772
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:03,160
Because I made...?
You guys were there too
773
00:59:03,300 --> 00:59:07,228
What if he's also planning to kill us, Sten?
I haven't recieved any threatening letters
774
00:59:07,405 --> 00:59:10,336
Me neither, and the dead cat
was only in your sleeping bag
775
00:59:11,307 --> 00:59:13,020
Yeah, that's true
776
00:59:17,201 --> 00:59:18,058
Terkel!
777
00:59:18,319 --> 00:59:20,025
Yes?!
Do you have some chewing gum?
778
00:59:22,653 --> 00:59:24,241
Thanks
Can I also get one?
779
00:59:25,907 --> 00:59:27,549
Did you hear that?
What?
780
00:59:28,156 --> 00:59:31,095
Probably just the wind
Night Terkel, night Terkel
781
00:59:31,609 --> 00:59:33,485
Yeah, goodnight
782
00:59:47,294 --> 00:59:49,110
What are you doing Terkel?
783
00:59:50,242 --> 00:59:53,176
What are you up to?
I've got an sms
784
00:59:53,193 --> 00:59:55,048
Who the fuck would message you this late?
785
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:58,030
It's from Jason.
What does it say?
786
00:59:58,170 --> 01:00:03,098
It says that he will come and kill me now
Seriously?! Let me see
787
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:06,624
Oh what the fuck!
You have to run over and tell it to Gunnar
788
01:00:06,701 --> 01:00:08,009
Yeah, you have to do that.
789
01:00:10,979 --> 01:00:12,266
Aren't you guys coming along?
790
01:00:12,447 --> 01:00:15,604
Erhm don't think it's a good idea...
right now
791
01:00:15,765 --> 01:00:17,569
We'll keep watch, Terkel
792
01:00:18,012 --> 01:00:19,000
Hurry up
793
01:00:21,129 --> 01:00:24,081
Take care of the flashlight, it's from the army
794
01:00:31,782 --> 01:00:32,776
Hey Terkel!
795
01:00:38,933 --> 01:00:40,572
Terkel stop!
796
01:00:42,465 --> 01:00:43,851
Terkel I swear...
797
01:00:52,936 --> 01:00:55,969
Gunnar, Gunnar, Gunnar!
798
01:00:56,212 --> 01:00:59,921
Terkel? What's this about?
You have to help me Gunnar
799
01:01:00,114 --> 01:01:02,769
It's Jason, he want's to kill me
800
01:01:03,009 --> 01:01:04,161
What?
It's true
801
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:06,266
Nah
He's gone mental
802
01:01:06,494 --> 01:01:10,055
You have tell it to me from the beginning
Not here, We have to go
803
01:01:10,185 --> 01:01:12,105
Go? Where to?
He's just behind us
804
01:01:12,334 --> 01:01:15,695
Who's after us?
Can't we just go for a short walk? Just a short?
805
01:01:17,952 --> 01:01:22,579
I bullied Dorit so she jumped, but that was
because I didn't want to be bullied by Sten and Saki
806
01:01:22,887 --> 01:01:27,291
and then Dorit was Jason's sister
but I didn't know anything about that
807
01:01:46,261 --> 01:01:48,215
What's up fuckfaces? You can't sleep either?
808
01:01:48,602 --> 01:01:49,933
Jason!
Don't kill us!
809
01:01:50,210 --> 01:01:53,549
What the fuck are are you talking about?
Have you been eating mushrooms with Terkel?
810
01:01:54,282 --> 01:01:56,221
Mushrooms?
Did you kill Terkel?
811
01:01:56,530 --> 01:01:59,000
Get the fuck out of here, what
the fuck are you talking about?
812
01:01:59,096 --> 01:02:01,625
But you've sent him an sms saying
that you're coming to kill him
813
01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:04,807
Say what?!
It was your name on the display
814
01:02:05,195 --> 01:02:10,290
But... fuck I've lent my phone to...
God damn!
815
01:02:11,117 --> 01:02:15,817
Hey Jason, where're you going?
Hey Sten, why is your sleeping bag wet?
816
01:02:16,398 --> 01:02:19,760
...in the meantime I had recieved some scary
messages, and there's the dead cat
817
01:02:19,933 --> 01:02:26,209
and then Saki said that Jason hit him.
And he then sent an sms, Jason that is,
818
01:02:26,329 --> 01:02:30,426
that he wanted to kill me, Terkel that is
and now look at the display it says Jason
819
01:02:30,537 --> 01:02:32,149
"I'm coming to kill you"
820
01:02:33,799 --> 01:02:36,537
Woah Terkel, that was quite a swallow
821
01:02:37,002 --> 01:02:39,893
Yeah.
Know what? I'll give him a call
822
01:02:40,093 --> 01:02:43,054
I'm going to call him on this mobile
Then I'll tell him that I've told you
823
01:02:43,242 --> 01:02:47,941
And then he can't do anything
Terkel hang on just a moment
824
01:02:48,082 --> 01:02:50,044
No it has to be done now!
Terkel wait
825
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:51,210
It's ringing...
826
01:03:01,041 --> 01:03:04,150
Terkel come to me.
Stay away
827
01:03:04,336 --> 01:03:07,641
Terkel you're confused.
Come to me.
828
01:03:08,140 --> 01:03:10,938
If I'm confused then how come
you've got a knife?
829
01:03:10,994 --> 01:03:14,465
We're just going to have some fun
I don't think it's funny
830
01:03:14,681 --> 01:03:19,489
Nah, but do you think the poor little spider
thought it funny when you sat down upon it...
831
01:03:19,684 --> 01:03:21,994
With your pretty jeans, eh?
832
01:03:24,233 --> 01:03:29,643
What?! That's what this is all about?
You thought you would go unpunished...
833
01:03:29,697 --> 01:03:33,366
from slaying a tiny animal?
You've planned this right from the start?
834
01:03:34,465 --> 01:03:36,032
Correctomundo
835
01:03:36,235 --> 01:03:41,042
Right from when you committed your crime,
I've done everything in my power to get revenge
836
01:03:41,311 --> 01:03:45,703
Unfortunately I had to push your teacher down
the stairs and drive over her a few times...
837
01:03:45,761 --> 01:03:48,144
...before I could become your teacher.
But that's life sometimes.
838
01:03:48,294 --> 01:03:50,573
Did you kill Yvonne?
Yes!
839
01:03:50,711 --> 01:03:54,377
Your insane!
Yes, but luckily I'm not an animal tormentor
840
01:03:55,031 --> 01:04:00,991
You can't just kill me because of a spider
No I won't JUST kill you
841
01:04:01,494 --> 01:04:05,921
I will cut you out in 8 equally large pieces
And burry the pieces all over the forrest
842
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:10,086
so it can be absorbed by the earth and in that
way pay your debt to nature by manuring the earth
843
01:04:16,024 --> 01:04:17,164
You're not going anywhere Terkel!
844
01:04:35,365 --> 01:04:36,453
Come on...
845
01:04:41,588 --> 01:04:43,612
Mom...?
No!
846
01:04:43,970 --> 01:04:45,600
Oh, hey dad
No
847
01:04:45,893 --> 01:04:47,160
Dad you have to help me
No
848
01:04:47,388 --> 01:04:49,306
I'm out in the forrest
No
849
01:04:49,565 --> 01:04:51,350
Our new teacher is after me
No
850
01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:52,734
He has a knife
No
851
01:04:52,879 --> 01:04:54,730
But he wants to kill me
No!
852
01:04:55,215 --> 01:04:56,903
Dad give me mom
No
853
01:04:57,162 --> 01:04:58,428
Dad I'm serious
No
854
01:04:58,736 --> 01:05:02,023
Dad please!
No
855
01:05:02,222 --> 01:05:03,793
Give me the phone Leon
No
856
01:05:06,484 --> 01:05:09,211
Is that you Terkel?
No.. I mean yes!
857
01:05:09,404 --> 01:05:12,680
Why are you calling this late? Where are you?
I'm out in the forrest
858
01:05:12,789 --> 01:05:15,012
In the forrest? Then don't go further
out than to your belly button, ok?
859
01:05:15,142 --> 01:05:17,493
We don't want you to loose your feet
Mom I'm scared!
860
01:05:17,614 --> 01:05:21,840
Lucky you, then you're granted one wish. But you
can't say it aloud, otherwise your teeth'll fall out
861
01:05:22,042 --> 01:05:24,050
Bye now.
But mom!
862
01:05:24,182 --> 01:05:25,100
Bye bye
863
01:05:29,170 --> 01:05:30,440
Where are you Terkel?!
864
01:05:30,824 --> 01:05:34,481
You can't hide
I'll get you
865
01:05:35,246 --> 01:05:37,054
Animal tormentor!
866
01:06:19,437 --> 01:06:23,709
Uncle Stewart!
What the devil.. are you allowed out this late?
867
01:06:23,888 --> 01:06:27,218
We're camping with the class...
Yes yes, that's fine.
868
01:06:27,367 --> 01:06:31,285
I'm camping down at the pond due south
The problem is...
869
01:06:31,386 --> 01:06:35,746
Then I ran out of Vernerbranka. One can't
fish after eels without Vernerbranka
870
01:06:35,927 --> 01:06:39,437
You have to help me Stewart!
That's why I'm here sailor
871
01:06:39,644 --> 01:06:44,909
Can I ride with you into town?
Sorry, the milk box is in the way
872
01:06:45,100 --> 01:06:46,641
Can't you just take the milk box off?
873
01:06:46,869 --> 01:06:50,893
Are you utterly and completely mad?!
Then I can't transport my Vernerbranka
874
01:06:51,883 --> 01:06:55,322
Can't you drag the moped
'cause then we could go together...
875
01:06:55,361 --> 01:06:58,652
Nah, then the shop will close, chief
But my teacher wants to kill me
876
01:06:58,801 --> 01:07:03,522
Yeah, you have to remember to do your homework
Bye now, make sure there's wind in the sails
877
01:07:04,933 --> 01:07:08,747
"I cought an eel today but it needed
a drop of Vernerbranka..."
878
01:07:18,950 --> 01:07:22,251
Mom?
Do you miss your mom, huh?
879
01:07:22,691 --> 01:07:24,039
You fucked up little psycho
880
01:07:41,704 --> 01:07:44,999
I got you now you little bastard
881
01:07:49,241 --> 01:07:56,124
Not only do you kill small animals like a barbarian
You also pollute the forrest with your phone
882
01:07:56,541 --> 01:08:00,480
'Cause you don't care about everybody else
It's you it's all about, right Terkel?
883
01:08:00,569 --> 01:08:07,500
The whole world is your personal playground
But now it's over Terkel!
884
01:08:20,714 --> 01:08:25,164
Are you done you fucking asswipe?!
Jason!
885
01:08:25,827 --> 01:08:29,525
I told you Terkel, one never knows
when an iron pipe might come in handy
886
01:08:30,209 --> 01:08:33,411
You biffed him
That'll fucking teach him
887
01:08:33,936 --> 01:08:40,107
You saved my life, Jason
Hell yeah, you're buying the beer in the airport
888
01:08:40,323 --> 01:08:43,583
What?
That's just something my dad always say
889
01:08:46,117 --> 01:08:48,188
Look, you sat on an opossum
890
01:08:49,286 --> 01:08:53,804
No worries, it's just jeans.
I can wash them.
891
01:08:55,660 --> 01:09:00,097
And I who thought that...
Jason what about your sister?
892
01:09:00,684 --> 01:09:07,162
What about her?
Well, I made her jump out of the window?
893
01:09:07,296 --> 01:09:10,425
Fair enough, then I'm buying
the beers in the airport.
894
01:09:11,505 --> 01:09:14,144
What a crack.
Let's get out of this crappy wood.
895
01:09:17,707 --> 01:09:18,689
Jason!
896
01:09:20,015 --> 01:09:22,933
Here, catch this!
Grab it Terkel!
897
01:09:51,044 --> 01:09:53,074
Help me Terkel!
898
01:09:58,804 --> 01:10:01,172
Take the pipe God dammit.
899
01:10:07,224 --> 01:10:11,454
Take the iron pipe, idiot!
Terkel, now!
900
01:10:16,004 --> 01:10:20,860
Terkel, take the pipe Terkel
But...
901
01:10:22,412 --> 01:10:24,230
Little bastard...
902
01:10:28,561 --> 01:10:29,540
Freeze!
903
01:10:58,065 --> 01:11:00,841
Check that handle. He looks like a
fucking popsticle icecream
904
01:11:01,304 --> 01:11:04,150
Don't you want your pipe back?
Nah, it ain't that important.
905
01:11:09,604 --> 01:11:12,202
Sorry that I didn't kept
my part of the agreement
906
01:11:12,290 --> 01:11:15,521
I'll survive.
Now we're together again.
907
01:11:15,679 --> 01:11:17,124
Just the 2 of us
908
01:11:17,469 --> 01:11:20,671
Erhm. Actually we're 3 now
3?
909
01:11:22,944 --> 01:11:29,225
You know... Johanna
I guess that's fine by me
910
01:11:37,656 --> 01:11:39,626
Did you see the look on their faces?
911
01:11:41,181 --> 01:11:44,899
The morale of the story is of course that real
friends should err..
912
01:11:45,321 --> 01:11:50,602
have 20 minutes in the oven at 250 degrees Celcius
That's a bunch a nonsense
913
01:11:50,605 --> 01:11:56,787
Yes I've got it, if you bully someone then you'll
have to adjust to idea that you might get killed
914
01:11:56,871 --> 01:11:58,024
Nonsense again
915
01:11:58,269 --> 01:12:03,966
Erm.. if you have some friends then you'll
have to watch out that they do not get sick
916
01:12:04,241 --> 01:12:09,889
No, that not fucking it either.
Don't go, I have on my tip of my tongue
917
01:12:10,367 --> 01:12:16,033
You reep how you sail in a pond...
Wait err, I'll call you
918
01:12:16,933 --> 01:12:17,557
bye bye
919
01:12:25,302 --> 01:12:26,421
Action!
920
01:12:26,862 --> 01:12:30,791
I'm home
Yes.. or no no no I'm sorry
921
01:12:30,807 --> 01:12:31,925
Cut!
922
01:12:33,491 --> 01:12:34,141
Action!
923
01:12:34,647 --> 01:12:36,082
I'm home
Yes.. no dammit
924
01:12:37,722 --> 01:12:38,989
Sorry I can do it now
925
01:12:40,555 --> 01:12:41,248
Action!
926
01:12:41,639 --> 01:12:42,269
I'm home
927
01:12:43,996 --> 01:12:48,140
Err, Yes?
Dammit not again!
928
01:12:48,363 --> 01:12:50,366
I just have to check the manuscript
929
01:12:51,122 --> 01:12:53,084
Here Leon (sign: NO)
930
01:12:53,654 --> 01:12:54,510
Okay, I've got it now
931
01:12:55,260 --> 01:12:56,110
Action!
932
01:12:56,199 --> 01:12:57,693
I'm home
933
01:12:58,181 --> 01:13:01,142
Maybe
For fucks sake!
934
01:13:02,289 --> 01:13:04,506
If he can't learn a fucking word then kick him out!
935
01:13:06,302 --> 01:13:09,553
Leon you have to pull yourself together
For Terkel's sake
936
01:13:09,617 --> 01:13:11,810
Sorry Arne
Think you're ready Leon?
937
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,256
No
That's good
938
01:13:18,185 --> 01:13:21,830
No no...
939
01:13:21,981 --> 01:13:23,723
Think you're ready Leon?
940
01:13:23,909 --> 01:13:25,765
Yes
Aaargh!
941
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:43,107
And Cut. Excellent work everybody
Super realistic
942
01:13:43,692 --> 01:13:44,517
Fantastic
943
01:13:45,057 --> 01:13:48,532
We need a volunteer to dry up all the
theater blood and remove the doll?
944
01:13:48,850 --> 01:13:51,853
Then we'll take one more shot.
The doll is ready Arne.
945
01:13:52,542 --> 01:13:55,550
Err the doll?! But who is that then?
946
01:13:56,415 --> 01:14:01,261
Oh shit!
Ah no worries, it was just a fat cow
947
01:14:03,014 --> 01:14:08,090
Later on I starred in the film "National Lampoon's
Boring Vacation". My first really political engagement
948
01:14:08,479 --> 01:14:14,597
It was showed really minimalistic on Ko413.
I don't hope that this will be a commercial success...
949
01:14:14,733 --> 01:14:19,641
...that will rob me my political dignity,
and ruin my career in the long term
950
01:14:19,864 --> 01:14:27,151
Yeah, fuck that. That would be the most psycopathic
insane fucked up trip. A totally plague infested anus.
951
01:14:31,643 --> 01:14:36,025
You can't just hit him?!
Don't be impudent sailor or you'll be squashed
952
01:14:36,363 --> 01:14:38,186
You're insane?
That's it!
953
01:14:42,061 --> 01:14:44,126
Cut!
Take that you shitty brat!
954
01:14:44,390 --> 01:14:46,214
Cut!
955
01:14:46,662 --> 01:14:50,020
Stewart!
Let go of them
956
01:14:50,221 --> 01:14:52,894
What the fuck, do you wanna dance ballet you little fag
957
01:14:55,704 --> 01:14:57,747
Any security on the set?!
958
01:15:32,103 --> 01:15:34,211
Hey stop!
959
01:15:35,033 --> 01:15:35,510
Cut!
960
01:15:35,346 --> 01:15:37,211
Listen up.
What's up Terkel?
961
01:15:37,211 --> 01:15:41,087
I can't concentrate when somebody
is always making noise
962
01:15:41,247 --> 01:15:42,776
Who made the noise?
I'm sorry that was me.
963
01:15:42,897 --> 01:15:47,089
My leg felt asleep so I had to move the camera
How about I just go home?
964
01:15:48,603 --> 01:15:51,406
Get me a mineral water.
Yeah, mineral water for Terkel.
965
01:15:55,564 --> 01:15:56,762
Here you go Terkel
966
01:15:58,773 --> 01:16:00,240
No Rita not that plug
967
01:16:01,693 --> 01:16:05,255
Now listen Terkel, you're our star.
You are the movie.
968
01:16:05,780 --> 01:16:10,531
What the hell, this is with lemon. How
many times have I said that I hate lemon
969
01:16:11,109 --> 01:16:13,767
I don't wanna do this anymore. It's over!
970
01:16:14,522 --> 01:16:17,522
No!
Hurray there it was
971
01:16:17,647 --> 01:16:18,746
Okay now it's rolling
972
01:16:20,268 --> 01:16:22,218
"This movie is based on the radio program
'Arne Tells - Terkel in Trouble' by Anders Matthesen"
973
01:16:22,969 --> 01:16:25,929
Subtitles by Midas and Ghesus.
974
01:16:26,493 --> 01:16:31,529
Greets fly out to the ppl at Fileheaven.
And pretty much everyone else...
975
01:16:32,305 --> 01:16:38,837
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