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Are you ever
coming to bed?
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I still say
I'm a vegetarian.
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You can say that
you're an astronaut,
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but that doesn't
make it true.
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A salmon is not
a vegetable, Frankie.
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Well, apparently eight out of
10 commenters agree with you,
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except for the part
where you said,
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"I believe what
I want to believe."
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That, they found
a little judgmental.
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You blogged
our argument?
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I asked you to quit
talking about me.
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I don't want a bunch of
people that I don't know
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hearing stuff that's meant
to be between me and you.
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I write
about my life,
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and you're
a big part of that.
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That's great.
I want to be a big part of your life,
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but I don't want to be
a big part of their lives.
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Take it down.
Erase it, delete it, make it go away.
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Come on, man,
it's 2:00 in the morning,
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these walls are made
of tissue paper.
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I gotta be up in three hours to
do a wiring job out in Edison.
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Sorry, we'll try
to hold it down.
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Sorry.
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Frankie, what happened?
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No, no, that's not what you think.
Something's wrong.
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We need a police
car at 152 Haverhill.
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What are you two
talking about?
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Oh, my God.
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Are you all right?
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I think it's coming from my gums.
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What are you
doing tonight?
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Masturbating.
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I'd invite you, but people
are already talking.
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It's pathetic. You divide your nights
between porn and the Discovery Channel.
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Right, playing Dance Dance
Revolution is a much better choice.
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Okay, that was a gift from a patient,
and it happens to be great exercise.
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I mean, who rents
porn anymore?
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Can't you get that
stuff on the Internet?
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You can, but you can't get disk two
with the director's commentary.
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Come out with me tonight.
I'm going speed dating.
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If you mean you're dating
on meth, count me in.
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You need to
meet somebody.
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This way, you meet
20 somebodies.
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Over a five-minute
discussion of Proust?
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Speed dating's
a meat market.
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Yeah, dozens of women,
just waiting to be hit on.
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Your odds of a happy ending are nearly as
good as staying home and watching porn.
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You plan on doing
any work today?
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I thought I might do a little
light doctoring in the afternoon.
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Twenty-eight-year-old female,
sudden unexplained coagulopathy.
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Could be congenital
thrombocytopenia.
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Platelets look normal.
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The patient makes money doing
freelance photography.
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Some photographic processes
produce toxic gases.
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She's a blogger. I can't see her
photos being anything but digital.
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What does she blog? Politics?
Dominatrix? Cooking? I need recipes.
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It's a personal journal.
I don't get putting your whole life online.
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It's not that crazy.
Privacy's basically a modern invention.
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Towns used to be too small for
anybody to keep any secrets.
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What if it's not the platelets, but
the glue that holds them together?
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No, thrombin and von
Willebrand factor are normal.
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And knowing too much
about each other
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is exactly why people leave small
towns and move to the city.
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And a lot of people
choose to stay
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because in return for zero privacy,
you get community, connection...
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Big, red A's
for our tunics.
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Connections are
for airports.
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For people, we have over
300 cable channels.
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Her photos
may be digital,
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doesn't mean she couldn't have
been exposed to some other toxin.
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We should search
the apartment.
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Eenie, meenie, minie,
Thirteen and Tiny.
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This one's locked.
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I'm surprised you took
the pro-community position.
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I have friends,
I like people.
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You also like secrets.
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You deny it, that sort
of proves my point.
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When we're left to our own
devices, we make lousy choices.
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Ignore it.
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I can hear you in there.
Open the door or I'm calling the cops.
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We're four stories up, but there's
a fire escape on the other wall.
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The ledge might
be wide enough...
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We're doctors.
We aren't stealing anything.
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We are collecting
samples.
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Who are you?
The neighbor.
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Did they say that you
could come in here?
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Yep. What do you know
about Frankie and Taylor?
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Not much. The guy works a lot,
but I see Frankie around.
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We argue a few times a week, and
then we go back about our business.
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What do you argue about?
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Frankie's got some
strong opinions.
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Wants to recycle
every molecule of trash.
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You take the anti-recycling position?
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Trash piling up for composting is
attracting every rat in the neighborhood.
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I had to put down poison.
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That's her private drawer,
what are you doing over there?
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She says she doesn't have any secrets,
I'm taking her at her word.
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Is there any chance Frankie
touched the rat poison?
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Touched it?
She grabbed a chunk of it
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right out of the mouth of the
schnauzer from down the hall.
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Now every time I put the stuff
down, she picks it back up.
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You brought a date?
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Wilson seemed to think
it was a good idea.
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You need to dive
back into the pool.
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And he has
to swim in ours?
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You go to a bar, you
bring your ugly friends.
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It's not
a beauty pageant.
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Life is a beauty pageant.
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Little girls who kiss frogs
expect them to turn into you.
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Come on, I'm not that good-looking.
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Yeah, you are.
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You kind of are.
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So you attribute
every relationship
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I've ever had to the
height of my cheekbones?
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Not the whole relationship,
just the beginning.
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The rest is your hair.
This is ridiculous.
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Women aren't as distracted
by appearances as we are.
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They look deeper.
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You wanna bet?
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You can't tell anyone you're a doctor.
You're unemployed.
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You're also a little slow.
Misunderstand everything they say.
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And lose the accent.
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A hundred bucks says you still walk
out of here with a dozen names.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the fun is about to start.
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When I strike this gong,
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each man should sit at the
table you've been assigned.
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When I strike it again,
date's over, move on.
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I'm an oncologist.
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My aunt and my grandma, they
both died from breast cancer.
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Do you want
to talk about it?
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I'm a diagnostician.
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I find out what's wrong
with people and I fix it.
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Don't all doctors do that?
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Yeah, but they can't
dance like I can.
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I play video games.
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Oh, professionally?
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I wish, bro.
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After six months of chemo, we
thought he was out of the woods.
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I don't want kids.
Check.
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I'm thinking about
going from a C to a D.
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Quadruple check.
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And I'm on fire
for the Lord.
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I'm a chocolatier.
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I could tell
by your hips.
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Yeah, I guess I could afford
to lose a few pounds.
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I don't think I know anybody
who died of cancer.
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Thank God. For you, I mean.
Obviously.
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Except my cat.
She died a few months ago.
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I hate these things.
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You here at gunpoint?
Need me to call 911?
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Friend dragged me.
She keeps trying to fix my life,
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which, admittedly, could use
it, but still, annoying.
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You like puzzles.
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I hoped my job would let me
play with puzzles all day long,
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but it didn't work
out that way.
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Police detective.
Turns out criminals are idiots.
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If they're not gonna bother to
challenge you, what's the point?
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Is there a fire alarm
we could pull?
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Maybe get out of here.
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Except maybe
you're just too swoft.
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I beg your pardon?
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Swoft. It's one of your
crossword answers.
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I believe it means,
"Lying manipulator
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"who tells men anything
they want to hear."
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You brought a prop
as a conversation starter,
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folded the paper to make it look
read, filled in some answers,
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but you couldn't be
bothered to work at it,
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so you just put in
random letters.
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You have some natural
talent as a liar,
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but not enough brains
to see it through.
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I'm gonna assume
you're not a cop.
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Are the five minutes up?
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These women would welcome
a call from you.
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And these women would
welcome a call from you.
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My.
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It's nice to
have visitors.
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I'm updating my blog.
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And I'm reading it.
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You realize you're
in the same room.
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Sorry.
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So I've been thinking
about what you said,
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and I'm sure I washed my hands
after I threw out the rat poison.
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Apparently you did it multiple
times, over a course of days.
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Can't be too certain.
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You must be
Dr. Foreman.
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Gotta get back to work.
Okay.
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Take it easy.
Okay.
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What? She
reads my blog.
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Personally, I don't think
you're condescending at all.
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That's not what I wrote.
When you were taking my history,
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I told you I went white-water
rafting six months ago,
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and you said it was
"unlikely to be related."
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I was just
giving information.
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Let's face it,
you got a little snarky.
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You can't convey a tone
of voice in writing.
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I just put
what you said.
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If you don't want people
to think you're condescending,
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maybe you shouldn't say
condescending things.
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Can this wait a second?
'Cause I have to pee.
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I think people behave badly because there
are no records of what we say or do,
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and nobody believes anymore
that God's watching.
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Well, God's not,
but I am.
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Everything is on the record,
including everything I do.
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I don't think my pee is
supposed to be mud-colored.
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We were wrong
about the rat poison.
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Coagulopathy plus
kidney equals what?
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Hemolytic
uremic syndrome.
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Normal creatinine levels.
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She has elevated
cholesterol.
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Hey, Wilson!
I can't find my pornos.
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Have you tried
offering a reward?
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Gaucher's Disease. It would affect
her ability to synthesize Vitamin K.
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She's on a semi-
vegetarian diet.
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Means she gets
plenty of Vitamin K.
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Sjogrens is more likely.
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I assume you moved them
while you were dusting.
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I checked the drawers, window sill,
the DVD player in your room.
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The quiet ones are
always deeply repressed.
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I returned them
to the store.
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She had a fish dinner
a couple of nights ago.
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Could be Haff Disease
causing rhabdo.
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What? Why did you return
them to the store?
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It's no trouble, I had to stop next
door for my dry cleaning anyway.
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Sjogrens would inhibit the clotting
enzymes, infiltrate the kidneys,
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explains everything.
So does Haff Disease.
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I'm not thanking you,
I'm asking you why.
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Because if I did happen to
bring a woman home last night,
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I wanted it to be
a porn-free zone.
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You do realize things don't have to
be socks to go into a sock drawer.
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I'm sorry.
Horribly, horribly sorry.
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I thought you'd
watched them all.
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You completely
ruined my morning.
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I had to pull out your
old family photos.
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Your mom was pretty hot.
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Haff Disease fits
the timing best.
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Start her on saline
and Mannitol.
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You reading your
patient's blog?
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No.
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00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:28,268
You should.
Could be some clues.
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00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:31,675
Too many. It'd be like
doing a whole body scan,
241
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,974
send us up eight
blind alleys.
242
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,274
That's why
Chase is doing it.
243
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:39,046
She mentions you.
244
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,244
She's never met me.
245
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,951
You're an unseen presence,
like the Wizard of Oz.
246
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:48,424
He was a fraud.
She couldn't have gone with Keyser Soze?
247
00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:50,859
Speaking of movies
that don't make any sense,
248
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,922
I stopped at the rental store
to get those pornos back.
249
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,501
I told the guy at the counter I was
so grateful that you'd returned them,
250
00:13:56,569 --> 00:14:00,232
but I wanted them, and guess what?
You only returned two.
251
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:02,634
You lost the third.
252
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:06,940
Decent of you to pay for it, not
let them put it on my bill.
253
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,274
You know...
254
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,040
I can explain
what happened.
255
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,208
I'm sure you could,
256
00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:14,752
but rather than listen to your
lies, I thought it'd be more fun
257
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:17,414
to drive all over town
and get another copy.
258
00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:20,888
You have it here?
259
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:36,939
Oh, God. Oh, God.
260
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:40,440
Okay, first,
that's not me.
261
00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:42,104
It's not... Mostly not...
262
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:48,151
I was in college! I don't...
My roommate was minoring in film.
263
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:50,248
Are you
hyperventilating?
264
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:53,086
Remember that covering your
mouth and one nostril can help.
265
00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:56,594
He had to get this in for some
grade, and he was desperate.
266
00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:59,825
And the only reason I did it was
because no one would ever see it.
267
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:02,162
Who knew he'd become
an actual director?
268
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:05,032
He's not a director,
he's an artist.
269
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:10,305
The way he plays with light
and darkness and boobs.
270
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,139
Look,
that's not me.
271
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:15,009
What are you?
Where are you taking me?
272
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,706
Be not afraid.
273
00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:19,478
The forest nymphs have taught
me how to please a woman.
274
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,851
That's not me! It's not me.
You can see it's not me!
275
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:30,684
He added extra scenes so he
could release it as a porno.
276
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:34,197
Be not afraid, Wilson.
You took risks for your art.
277
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:36,664
Oh, boy.
278
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:45,471
No one... Hey, look at me.
No one can know about this.
279
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:49,345
From this moment on,
my lips are sealed.
280
00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:57,513
Sorry.
It's okay.
281
00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:58,749
Be not afraid.
282
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,854
Find anything?
283
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:10,662
Relevant? No.
Interesting? I guess.
284
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:13,864
There's nothing she doesn't share.
"Angry sex is overrated.
285
00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:16,567
"How can he expect me to be aroused
when I'm so pissed at him?"
286
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,939
Revelations like that might
just earn her a new kidney.
287
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:21,171
An hour after she blogged
about her kidney failure,
288
00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:23,612
the hospital got
a call from Singapore.
289
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:27,117
One of Frankie's readers asking
how hard it would be to donate.
290
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,416
How good-looking am I?
291
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:36,886
I'm not asking
if you're attracted to me,
292
00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:38,862
I'm looking for
an objective answer.
293
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,058
Oh, okay, then it's an
appropriate question.
294
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:44,227
Last night I acted like a
complete tosser to prove to House
295
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,100
that women don't go out
with me for my looks.
296
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:49,766
Cost me 100 bucks and my
definition of myself. And women.
297
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,105
So date men, they're
not shallow at all.
298
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,276
Everything's physical.
Yes,
299
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,575
we are physical beings.
Some more than others.
300
00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:59,048
Please don't define my entire
gender based on one night.
301
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,951
No. What if the patient's
problem is a physical reaction,
302
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,545
not an emotional one?
303
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:06,750
What if her lack of arousal had
nothing to do with their fight?
304
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:09,293
Sjogrens would inhibit
her normal secretions.
305
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:17,258
Sorry for keeping you up.
I thought it better not to wait till morning.
306
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:19,964
Oh, it's no problem,
I'm a night owl.
307
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:26,837
So you think I might have this Sjogrens
because of my lack of discharge?
308
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,641
Yes. It's lucky
you wrote about that.
309
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,649
And a little crazy, you're
thinking, to share that much.
310
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:37,188
Not crazy, unusual, to be so
intimate with people you don't know.
311
00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:40,656
But I do know them.
They read my blog, I comment on theirs.
312
00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:42,351
Just because you haven't
met someone physically
313
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,826
doesn't mean you
don't know them.
314
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,296
What about you?
Are you in a relationship?
315
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:48,830
It recently ended.
316
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,163
Oh, sorry.
317
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,829
Lie flat on your back,
all the way.
318
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,439
But you saw each other
every day, right?
319
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,478
How much did you tell her
about what you were thinking?
320
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:03,037
Or did you just end up talking about
where you were going to dinner
321
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,946
and who needed
to do the laundry?
322
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,786
Is that what your relationship
with Taylor is like?
323
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:09,946
No.
324
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,456
Well, maybe a little.
325
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,189
He's great,
but sometimes
326
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:18,661
it's easier to open up to people
who aren't looking at you.
327
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:21,722
You need to lie flat
for us to get the x-ray.
328
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:25,395
I'm actually not comfortable on my back.
Can't we do it this way?
329
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:26,664
Did you strain a muscle?
330
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:27,830
No.
331
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,098
What's wrong?
332
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:39,347
I've booked our patient
in for heart surgery.
333
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:42,683
I was doing a sialogram on her, and
she didn't want to lie on her back.
334
00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:45,552
That's a complaint you hear from
people with heart valve issues.
335
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,751
It fits. Sjogrens
damaged her heart,
336
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,055
causing her clotting problems,
causing her kidneys to fail.
337
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,292
You based all that on the fact
that she didn't want to lie down?
338
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:57,960
That, and the cardiac echo I performed
after she didn't want to lie down.
339
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,766
Her mitral valve
is nearly gone,
340
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,569
which means
she's nearly gone.
341
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,737
God, you're pretty.
342
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:17,517
So we can replace the mitral valve with
a pig valve or with a plastic one.
343
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:19,523
From an actual pig?
344
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:22,651
It's the better choice if you
want to have children someday.
345
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:25,356
The plastic valve requires
you to be on anticoagulants,
346
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,022
which are known
to cause birth defects.
347
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,897
On the other hand, the pig
valve wears out quickly,
348
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,199
so you'd need to have heart
surgery again in 10 years.
349
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:37,231
I know that you're on the fence about
having kids, but Taylor really wants them.
350
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:41,109
It's in the blog.
351
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:45,616
I'm afraid you two will need to agree
on that decision earlier than planned.
352
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,059
It's your call.
353
00:19:58,096 --> 00:19:59,563
Can you pass me
my laptop?
354
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,330
Seriously?
I want to get some feedback.
355
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,561
You really think that
asking strangers
356
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:07,969
for some off-the-top-of- their-head
response is gonna be helpful here?
357
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,007
A lot of your readers
are into animal rights.
358
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:11,905
They've got you two-thirds
of the way to vegan,
359
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:15,105
what are they gonna say about you buying
your life with the life of a pig?
360
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,045
Whatever they say,
I don't have to do it.
361
00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:18,275
It won't work
out that way,
362
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:21,513
and we're the ones that are
gonna have to live with this.
363
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,984
Please, Frankie.
Don't tell them.
364
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:30,818
If I start picking and
choosing, I'm being dishonest.
365
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:32,929
I'm sorry.
366
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:49,944
Thanks.
367
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:08,160
Though I guess I should thank whoever
taught you how to please a woman.
368
00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:15,471
Maybe it was the
forest nymphs.
369
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,375
Get my Vertigo
poster back.
370
00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,821
Be not afraid,
it's exact change.
371
00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:33,017
Okay.
372
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,224
Hello.
373
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:42,556
I'm looking to get
something on House.
374
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:46,001
Couldn't you just ask the
love-nymphs for the secret?
375
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:47,333
Don't.
376
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:52,002
My mission is to find something that
House would not like to see made public,
377
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:53,669
and make it public.
378
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,942
In.
379
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,715
But you know him better than
anyone, why do you need my help?
380
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,945
House would never leave anything
secret around the condo.
381
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:05,183
But you've worked in the same office
with him, on and off, for years.
382
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:09,353
Think back. Were there ever any odd
phone calls or visitors from the past?
383
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:11,862
He openly brings prostitutes
into the hospital,
384
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:15,024
and he gambles with bookies because
he's too lazy to go to the OTB,
385
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,863
and you're asking for...
386
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:22,203
What? What? What?
387
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:24,736
He's reading
The Golden Bowl.
388
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,402
By Henry James?
389
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:30,608
Yeah. No, he's not
really reading it.
390
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,051
Okay. I don't understand.
391
00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:35,086
That book's at least
400 pages long,
392
00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:37,121
whatever he's reading
is only half that thick.
393
00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:40,453
Maybe he's reading a version
with a smaller font.
394
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:43,727
He's not using
his reading glasses.
395
00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:45,387
That's a good point.
396
00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:48,262
He took the cover off The Golden Bowl
and put it onto this other book,
397
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,631
so no one would know
what he was reading.
398
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,466
Whatever it is,
he's ashamed of it.
399
00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:56,203
Huh.
400
00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:05,973
I'm going with plastic.
It just makes more sense.
401
00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:08,008
I don't want another
operation later.
402
00:23:08,086 --> 00:23:10,145
That's not why
you're doing this.
403
00:23:12,924 --> 00:23:15,518
Look, when you were first telling
me about why you love the Internet,
404
00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:18,323
you said that no one
has to be alone again.
405
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:22,799
Whoever you are, whatever you love,
you can connect with someone.
406
00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:25,365
If you want to recreate
the Boston Tea Party,
407
00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:27,962
while dressed as
Imperial Stormtroopers,
408
00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:31,008
you can find the 10 other people in the
world that have always wanted to do that.
409
00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:32,974
That hasn't changed.
410
00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:34,102
But you have.
411
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,974
This thing that you do, it's
not about connection anymore.
412
00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:40,711
It's about an audience.
It's a performance,
413
00:23:40,819 --> 00:23:43,219
and you've got one eye
on the number of hits.
414
00:23:43,488 --> 00:23:46,787
You've turned our lives
into their entertainment.
415
00:23:51,496 --> 00:23:54,795
You're smart, you're fun
to read, it's okay.
416
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,227
But don't give them this.
417
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,838
Or if you do,
don't expect me to be here.
418
00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:16,346
It's a good cover choice.
It's not like anyone would pick it up.
419
00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:18,389
It's Cameron's
favorite book.
420
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,924
I don't even know
what it's about.
421
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:22,056
Don't do that to yourself.
422
00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:24,890
What the hell?
423
00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:33,436
Giving him a computer is like
giving plutonium to Dr. No.
424
00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:35,267
Got it.
425
00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:42,941
Sermons
for Everyday Life"?
426
00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:51,219
These are literal sermons,
written by a minister.
427
00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:54,425
"Loving thy neighbor even
when thy neighbor's stereo
428
00:24:54,526 --> 00:24:55,686
"is keeping you up at night."
429
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,818
Why would he read this?
430
00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:58,260
Why would he hide it?
431
00:24:58,363 --> 00:25:00,297
He reads the Bible,
he reads the Koran.
432
00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:03,629
He says he likes to know what
mistakes people are making.
433
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:05,133
You think he's sincere?
434
00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:07,262
You think that he's actually
getting something out of this?
435
00:25:07,372 --> 00:25:08,862
I don't know.
436
00:25:09,474 --> 00:25:11,271
What a hypocrite.
437
00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:15,641
How can we use this
in a cruel yet funny way?
438
00:25:16,214 --> 00:25:17,738
You know what?
439
00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:22,250
Don't mention
this to anyone.
440
00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:25,414
So what was the point?
441
00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:34,795
Are you going to be
here when I wake up?
442
00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:43,639
I hate that you
don't have a blog,
443
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,505
I hate that I don't know
what you're thinking.
444
00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:49,945
Let's not get
into it right now.
445
00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:52,006
We need to get you
through surgery.
446
00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:56,209
I don't want to go in there knowing
you'll stick with me through surgery
447
00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:58,449
'cause that's what
good guys do,
448
00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:00,081
but once I'm better,
you'll be gone.
449
00:26:00,158 --> 00:26:02,023
Let's not get into it now.
450
00:26:04,462 --> 00:26:05,759
It hurts.
451
00:26:06,031 --> 00:26:07,089
Is it her heart?
452
00:26:07,165 --> 00:26:09,429
No, it's here. Here.
453
00:26:12,804 --> 00:26:14,203
Get her inside.
454
00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:25,605
Your appendix burst.
We had to remove it.
455
00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:31,145
And the biopsy confirms it was full of
abnormal cells consistent with lymphoma.
456
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,189
I have cancer?
457
00:26:37,295 --> 00:26:39,195
We've postponed
putting in the new valve.
458
00:26:39,297 --> 00:26:42,460
So, I mean, I guess we do, what,
chemo and all that stuff?
459
00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:45,662
Yes, but apparently you've
had this for some time.
460
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,330
When your appendix burst,
it was like a dam giving way.
461
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,204
Those cells went streaming
throughout your body.
462
00:26:51,309 --> 00:26:54,176
So you're saying you'll treat,
but you don't expect it to work.
463
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,873
That's why no valve.
It's pointless.
464
00:26:57,315 --> 00:27:00,614
Our Dean of Medicine has approved
an experimental treatment.
465
00:27:00,685 --> 00:27:05,452
We use your unique cancer cell signature
to create a targeted lymphoma vaccine.
466
00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:08,185
Okay. So that'll
cure me?
467
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,818
Well, we're not actually
sure what it'll do,
468
00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:13,227
but the intention is to
train your immune system
469
00:27:13,331 --> 00:27:16,232
to recognize and kill cells bearing
the same malignant signature,
470
00:27:16,334 --> 00:27:18,131
while leaving
healthy cells alone.
471
00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:22,469
But, as Dr. Foreman says,
it's experimental.
472
00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:23,666
I see.
473
00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,403
Without it, what kind of
time are we talking about?
474
00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:27,375
An exact prognosis
is impossible.
475
00:27:27,445 --> 00:27:30,710
How about a guess?
Something, please.
476
00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:36,582
Based on people in situations
like yours, maybe a year.
477
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:44,026
Baby, whatever we
have to do, we'll do.
478
00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:47,859
I can take care of you.
I can work from home.
479
00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:54,505
Sounds good.
Thank you for letting me know.
480
00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:58,342
We'll start with the treatment
whenever it's ready.
481
00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:07,783
Is she being a good soldier
or is she in denial?
482
00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:10,218
Denial's not unusual
for a first reaction.
483
00:28:10,288 --> 00:28:13,746
Or it could be a symptom.
Some lymphomas affect cognition.
484
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,883
If it is denial, she
needs time to process.
485
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,726
If it's a symptom, hopefully treatment
with the vaccine will help.
486
00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:25,301
Hey, Sandy.
487
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,574
Can I borrow your car?
488
00:28:35,313 --> 00:28:36,473
She gave me the keys.
489
00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:38,572
You're a doctor, she
was doing you a favor.
490
00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:40,948
She barely knows me.
491
00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:44,715
I've been deluding myself that I'm
actually connecting with people.
492
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:53,660
The first person I ever fell in love
with turned out to be a total tool.
493
00:28:53,798 --> 00:28:56,824
He came across all funny and
charming and thoughtful,
494
00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,129
but it was an act.
495
00:28:58,236 --> 00:28:59,328
He saw something
he wanted
496
00:28:59,437 --> 00:29:01,667
and he knew he had to behave
a certain way to get it.
497
00:29:01,773 --> 00:29:06,472
In retrospect, the fact that I was 17
and he was 30 should've been a clue.
498
00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:09,910
Figuring out who
people are takes time.
499
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:13,679
And it takes twice as much time
if they're trying to impress you.
500
00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:16,652
Now, I could take from this that
anyone who loans me their car
501
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:17,915
has an ulterior motive,
502
00:29:17,989 --> 00:29:21,925
or I can accept that it's
just a nice thing to do,
503
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,858
and take people
as they come.
504
00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:30,323
You wanna do
the first injection?
505
00:29:45,850 --> 00:29:49,286
Why are you reading a book
by a Unitarian minister?
506
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,816
Book club.
Oprah was going on and on...
507
00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:55,189
I'm serious.
This is messed up.
508
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:57,184
A patient wrote it.
No.
509
00:29:57,295 --> 00:30:00,526
You've never treated a patient
with this name, I looked it up.
510
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,832
It's an assignment
from my therapist.
511
00:30:04,903 --> 00:30:06,097
No, it wasn't.
512
00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:09,868
No one you respect would give you
this and expect it to be helpful.
513
00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:10,963
It's a book!
514
00:30:11,042 --> 00:30:12,441
Of sermons!
515
00:30:12,510 --> 00:30:14,535
For anyone else,
spiritually enlightening.
516
00:30:14,612 --> 00:30:17,809
For you, it's practically
a psychotic break.
517
00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:26,155
I know that you have
trouble, sometimes,
518
00:30:26,224 --> 00:30:27,919
with the pain
without the Vicodin.
519
00:30:28,026 --> 00:30:31,325
Is that it?
Are you so out of options
520
00:30:31,396 --> 00:30:34,832
you're looking for answers in
what you consider irrationality?
521
00:30:34,899 --> 00:30:36,696
I'm all right. Trust me.
522
00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:41,830
Are you all right because
you're back on Vicodin?
523
00:30:43,408 --> 00:30:45,069
I said trust me.
524
00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:48,705
I know this
means something.
525
00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:51,544
You mind?
I haven't finished it yet.
526
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:11,365
Thanks for the gift.
527
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,902
Obviously differs from
my own personal beliefs,
528
00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:18,305
but if these stories have helped you
through some spiritual turmoil...
529
00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:21,402
Read chapter six,
entitled "Shut the hell up."
530
00:31:21,512 --> 00:31:23,070
I appreciated
the inscription
531
00:31:23,181 --> 00:31:25,843
about the benefits of prayer
before medical treatments,
532
00:31:25,917 --> 00:31:28,943
and I think it's great that you have
been called to witness by the Lord.
533
00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:31,044
Chapter two, "Bite me."
534
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:36,284
Hi.
535
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,864
Thirteen's giving our patient
her third vaccine injection.
536
00:31:39,931 --> 00:31:41,228
She's responding
well so far.
537
00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:43,460
How did you get all these copies?
It's out of print.
538
00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:46,901
I called the author.
He's got cartons of the thing in his basement.
539
00:31:46,971 --> 00:31:48,734
You called him?
What did you say?
540
00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:51,639
That I knew some people who could
benefit spiritually from the book.
541
00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,540
Did you mention me?
542
00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:55,139
No, but...
543
00:31:58,816 --> 00:31:59,908
Fever's at 104.
544
00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:02,248
The antibodies tripped
her autoimmune response.
545
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,481
The vaccine
is killing her.
546
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,050
Well, clearly
it's not working.
547
00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:12,790
You have to stop
the vaccine.
548
00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:15,457
Sure. Give up and let
her die on schedule.
549
00:32:15,566 --> 00:32:17,659
It's better than speeding
up the schedule.
550
00:32:17,735 --> 00:32:19,066
How quickly did
this come on?
551
00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:21,935
She was all right when I woke her this
afternoon for the second injection.
552
00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:24,941
Of the stimulating agent, which
added to the first injection,
553
00:32:25,009 --> 00:32:27,102
switched her immune reaction
into overdrive.
554
00:32:27,178 --> 00:32:29,112
Why was she sleeping?
555
00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:32,139
Who can sleep in a hospital,
during the daytime?
556
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:33,512
I'm not surprised
she's tired.
557
00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:35,017
She's always
been a night owl.
558
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,485
Just by treating her, we've
completely disrupted her schedule.
559
00:32:37,588 --> 00:32:40,284
Is that what her blog says?
She's a night owl?
560
00:32:40,358 --> 00:32:41,416
No, she told me.
561
00:32:41,492 --> 00:32:45,292
In what tense? Is?
Was? Will have been?
562
00:32:46,097 --> 00:32:47,325
I'm not sure.
563
00:32:47,432 --> 00:32:48,558
What are you onto?
564
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:51,101
Look at the time-stamp
on this post.
565
00:32:51,169 --> 00:32:53,330
2:30 a.m.
Here's one at 4:00 a.m.
566
00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:56,168
Whatever he's onto doesn't change
the fact that she has lymphoma
567
00:32:56,274 --> 00:32:58,367
and we gave her a dangerous vaccine.
We need to...
568
00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:01,502
Six months ago, she's
posting in the daytime.
569
00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:05,814
Two years ago, daytime.
That's her natural rhythm.
570
00:33:05,883 --> 00:33:07,441
Day-night reversal.
571
00:33:07,518 --> 00:33:08,644
Sign of liver disease?
572
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,051
Which
doesn't fit lymphoma.
573
00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:11,746
But we know
she has lymphoma.
574
00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:15,519
We know she has the cell atypia
that indicates lymphoma.
575
00:33:16,527 --> 00:33:18,222
Biopsy her liver.
576
00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:27,569
That was pretty cool,
what I did, right?
577
00:33:27,638 --> 00:33:28,764
You wanna make out?
578
00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:35,437
You don't have lymphoma.
579
00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:37,537
But you said my appendix
was full of cancer cells.
580
00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:41,176
Your appendix was full of cells
that showed a lymphocytic atypia.
581
00:33:41,252 --> 00:33:45,052
We now think they were a granulomatous
build-up from some unknown cause.
582
00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:51,887
So I'm not dying?
583
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:58,801
You're actually dying
more quickly than we thought.
584
00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:03,429
Unless we figure out what's
causing your liver failure.
585
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:11,112
You have three or four days.
586
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:23,327
What the hell do you mean
I have three or four days?
587
00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:27,923
Well, we're past denial.
588
00:34:57,428 --> 00:34:58,622
Maybe we didn't
cause the fever.
589
00:34:58,729 --> 00:35:02,130
We gave her the vaccine and her
fever spiked, seems to me...
590
00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:05,634
Yes, but it persisted after
we took her off the vaccine.
591
00:35:05,736 --> 00:35:07,829
What if it's
a new symptom?
592
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:12,735
Okay, so we add
fever to cell atypia,
593
00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:14,744
coagulopathy, kidney, heart, liver...
594
00:35:14,812 --> 00:35:16,609
It has to be an infection.
But which one?
595
00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:18,979
No one she knows is sick.
She hasn't travelled anywhere.
596
00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:21,449
There's nothing in the history she
gave us, nothing in her blog.
597
00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:23,749
There has to be something
unique to this infection,
598
00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:26,449
something about its transmission,
the way it manifests.
599
00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:28,856
There has to be something
she's not telling us.
600
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:34,125
There isn't. She's told us,
and everyone else, everything.
601
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:41,670
Start her on broad-
spectrum antibiotics.
602
00:35:43,174 --> 00:35:47,304
Since we know everything, we might
as well treat for everything.
603
00:36:48,606 --> 00:36:53,202
I picked up one of the copies of the
book that Chase left in the lounge.
604
00:36:54,011 --> 00:36:55,478
If you're going
to be this way,
605
00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:57,207
I'm not going to invite
you to my baptism.
606
00:36:57,281 --> 00:37:00,341
The first time I'd seen
the real dust jacket.
607
00:37:00,418 --> 00:37:03,876
The inside back flap, there's
a picture of the author.
608
00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:07,288
Imagine how surprised I was
when I recognized him.
609
00:37:07,758 --> 00:37:10,454
Your biological father
is a minister?
610
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:15,096
Natural selection
is not an infallible force.
611
00:37:17,935 --> 00:37:19,596
I don't get it.
612
00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:22,902
Okay, he was
a friend of the family,
613
00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:24,908
you'd only known him
when you were a kid.
614
00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:27,308
But if you wanted
to meet him now,
615
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:30,812
get an idea of what he's like,
why not just go talk to him?
616
00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:34,979
"Hi, it's Greg.
You slept with my mother."
617
00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:37,518
You're capable of it.
618
00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:40,119
I was mildly curious.
619
00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:42,352
Enough to read a book, not
enough to make a phone call.
620
00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:46,760
Please. You didn't read
this, you studied it. Why?
621
00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:50,358
All your life you've
thought this was crap.
622
00:37:50,968 --> 00:37:53,334
You can't
suddenly turn around
623
00:37:53,404 --> 00:37:56,703
and build a whole new
world-view based on crap.
624
00:37:57,808 --> 00:37:59,173
Crap.
625
00:38:02,179 --> 00:38:05,945
You better not be faking this just
to get out of a tough conversation.
626
00:38:11,188 --> 00:38:12,655
Do you poop?
627
00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:19,858
Come on. Everybody poops.
I read the book in medical school.
628
00:38:20,164 --> 00:38:22,291
Sinkers or floaters?
629
00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:23,526
This is the Wizard.
630
00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:26,694
Greasy and soft,
or hard and pellet-like?
631
00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:38,247
Floaters and the first one.
632
00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:43,179
You just had
to be so swoft.
633
00:38:44,422 --> 00:38:47,050
You're a hypocrite,
no lies, no secrets,
634
00:38:47,124 --> 00:38:48,682
but everything stops
at your colon.
635
00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:51,761
Four thousand pages,
not one word about BMs.
636
00:38:51,862 --> 00:38:53,261
And I bet yours
don't smell at all.
637
00:38:53,364 --> 00:38:55,389
Nobody wants to hear about that stuff.
Readers don't.
638
00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:57,831
People who don't really care about
you don't, but doctors might.
639
00:38:57,902 --> 00:39:00,097
The icky stuff changed, right?
A few months ago.
640
00:39:00,204 --> 00:39:01,432
Well, I became
a vegetarian.
641
00:39:01,539 --> 00:39:04,099
A lot of people misunderstand
how a vegetarian diet works.
642
00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:07,939
You take in less unusable material,
and your waste gets more efficient,
643
00:39:08,045 --> 00:39:11,173
harder and rounder.
Just look at the feces of rabbits.
644
00:39:11,749 --> 00:39:13,580
Seriously, I think I might have some.
Malabsorption.
645
00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:16,050
Her system's not retaining
the necessary nutrients.
646
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,520
A GI infection that
causes malabsorption,
647
00:39:18,589 --> 00:39:20,284
granulamatous
build-up of cells.
648
00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:22,723
It's not contagious, 'cause
no one around her got sick.
649
00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:24,954
Whipple's Disease.
650
00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:29,263
Let's split the credit.
Start her on cotrimoxazole.
651
00:39:30,801 --> 00:39:32,632
We all need some secrets.
652
00:39:32,737 --> 00:39:36,537
So long as they don't kill us,
they keep us safe and warm.
653
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:41,568
I'm...
654
00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:45,807
I'm gonna be okay?
655
00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:47,373
You'll still need
a new heart valve,
656
00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:51,979
and you'll be on meds for a few years,
but basically, yeah, your odds are good.
657
00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:09,804
Thank God.
658
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,176
I think I wanna go
with the pig valve.
659
00:40:30,394 --> 00:40:33,124
I know you'll go crazy
if you don't tell people.
660
00:40:33,197 --> 00:40:35,461
Thank God
you're an enabler.
661
00:40:42,406 --> 00:40:44,374
Do you think people can
actually know each other better
662
00:40:44,475 --> 00:40:46,067
on the Internet
than face-to-face?
663
00:40:46,143 --> 00:40:48,543
Faces can be
distracting,
664
00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:52,047
but there's nothing better than
looking into someone's eyes
665
00:40:52,149 --> 00:40:53,741
and everything
that goes with that.
666
00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:58,652
I don't know. People meet, they
like something superficial,
667
00:40:58,722 --> 00:41:01,316
and then they fill in the blanks
with whatever they want to believe.
668
00:41:01,392 --> 00:41:02,916
Why are you
so hung up on this?
669
00:41:03,027 --> 00:41:06,588
I refuse to believe it's all because
you just noticed you have a nice face.
670
00:41:06,697 --> 00:41:08,289
I mean, you just
came off a relationship,
671
00:41:08,365 --> 00:41:11,732
you know things
go deeper than...
672
00:41:13,938 --> 00:41:17,101
Is that what this is about?
You and Cameron?
673
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:21,701
I was the one
that pursued her.
674
00:41:22,112 --> 00:41:25,445
Maybe I was just filling
in the blanks, maybe...
675
00:41:27,284 --> 00:41:28,683
Maybe her first
reaction was right.
676
00:41:28,752 --> 00:41:31,118
We were just two people
who were in proximity
677
00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:33,349
and found each other attractive,
and I never should have...
678
00:41:33,424 --> 00:41:37,588
Paranoia. You felt something real.
So did she.
679
00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:40,394
Don't try to take
it back now.
680
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,534
Can I borrow your car?
681
00:41:45,970 --> 00:41:47,062
No.
682
00:41:55,312 --> 00:41:58,372
Why would it make more sense for
you to read your father's book
683
00:41:58,449 --> 00:41:59,643
than to go talk with him?
684
00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:02,583
Can you write a book, so I
can stop talking to you?
685
00:42:10,794 --> 00:42:12,455
You weren't looking
for some big catharsis,
686
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:13,895
you didn't want
to hug the guy.
687
00:42:13,964 --> 00:42:17,331
You just wanted to know how his
head works, how he thinks.
688
00:42:17,434 --> 00:42:19,959
Because I'm fascinated
with how ministers think.
689
00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:21,970
Because you're not
ordinary, House.
690
00:42:22,072 --> 00:42:23,937
You're way out there
on the fringe somewhere.
691
00:42:24,008 --> 00:42:27,273
I'm your best friend, and half
the time I don't understand you.
692
00:42:27,344 --> 00:42:30,609
You're alone, you've been
alone your whole life.
693
00:42:32,983 --> 00:42:35,850
When you read that book you
were hoping that somewhere,
694
00:42:35,953 --> 00:42:39,684
underneath all that talk of God,
there would be a way of thinking,
695
00:42:39,790 --> 00:42:41,758
a mind that you
could recognize.
696
00:42:41,825 --> 00:42:44,020
You wanted
what we all want.
697
00:42:44,128 --> 00:42:46,688
The power to transform
into any water-based object?
698
00:42:46,797 --> 00:42:50,858
To look across the gulf and know
there's someone else like you.
699
00:42:52,303 --> 00:42:55,795
At least tell me this, did
you find something there?
700
00:42:57,141 --> 00:42:59,302
Underneath the God stuff,
701
00:43:00,044 --> 00:43:01,636
more God stuff.
702
00:43:07,184 --> 00:43:09,778
Get maintenance
to take that down.
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