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Founded in 1892.
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Over 100 years of tradition,
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academic excellence and
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preparing boys for leadership.
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At least, that's what
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it says in the brochure.
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That's Bruno Walton.
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He almost broke his arm
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to get out of a test.
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He broke the wrong arm and
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still had to write the test,
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but, you know. Some people
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call him crazy,
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I call him my best friend.
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Me!
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That other guy?
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The one who knew that
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that branch
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couldn't hold both of us?
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That's me. Melvin O'Neal.
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But nobody calls me that.
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Let's go.
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Okay!
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And for the next four years,
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providing we don't get
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expelled,
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or worse...
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we call this place home.
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You can call it Macdonald Hall.
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♪♪ You're all I know ♪
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♪ We're discussing everything ♪
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In 100 years, not much
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has changed at the Hall.
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There may be richer schools,
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more athletic schools,
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more smart-- Smarter schools...
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but you know,
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that's the way we like it.
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There's no better school
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than Macdonald Hall.
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It has practically everything.
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♪ Said oh, whoa ♪
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Let's go!
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♪ Oh, whoa ♪
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♪ Here we go ♪
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♪ You're on your own ♪
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♪ Lovers come
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And they will go ♪
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♪ Your shadows
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Will seem to grow ♪
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♪ I've known beasts
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And wild things ♪
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♪ I can't control ♪
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♪ But what I guess
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Is simplicity ♪
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♪ Being on your own ♪
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Let's go! Come on!
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♪ To be alone? ♪
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Come on!
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Now, you might be wondering
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why there aren't any girls her.
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That's because
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they're across the road,
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at the Scrimmage Academy
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for Education and Awakening,
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where they do...
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You know, I'm not really
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sure what they do.
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But that's the fun stuff.
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There's also the not-fun stuff.
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And the king of all not-fun
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stuff is... The Fish.
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No one knows who gave him
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the nickname,
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but he never blinks,
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never breathes,
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he once ate a worm, though he
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doesn't actually know that,
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and his name's
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William Sturgeon,
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which is apparently
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some sort of fish.
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Come on, we got classes to get
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to and Christmas break to plan.
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Okay, Elmer. On three.
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Okay? One, two, three!
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Whoa!
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All right, buddy. Phase two!
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Let's do it!
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Tradition, exploding banners,
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a pair of irresistible
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troublemakers...
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Macdonald Hall has everything.
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Well, okay. Almost everything.
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Go Macdonald!
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Go Macdonald.
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Get out there!
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Speed. Determination.
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Endurance.
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That's what you're up against.
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So just try and remember
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the most important thing:
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swim real fast.
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Oh, and don't try
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and splash too much.
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It'll distract O'Neal.
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Let's be honest,
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he's pretty much
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all we got. So...
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Swimmers, take your positions.
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Holy mother of pearl!
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York! Go York!
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Easy, partner.
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Macdonald who?
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Let's go, guys! Hey, when
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I say Macdonald, you say?
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Hall.
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All right,
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when I say Macdonald, you say?
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Shut up!
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Guys, come on.
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Show some Hall spirit.
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Are we gonna beat
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those York turkeys?
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According to previous matches,
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the odds are 3789 to 1.
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Give or take.
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Elmer, what good does your math
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do if it just subtracts hope?
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Chris, how's the victory
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poster coming along?
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Chris...
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Wait!
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Don't let them start!
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I can't believe it.
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I'm so excited!
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That is the spirit
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I'm talking about--
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Pizzaroo Pouches.
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The York caf has them!
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Sorry... had Pizzaroo Pouches.
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Had.
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I say Pizzaroo, you say?
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Pouches!
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Pizzaroo.
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Pouches!
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Knock it off, Burton.
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Sorry, Walton.
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The only way Scrimmage
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would let us come
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was to make it an
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independent study.
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We're going with "Inside a
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Losing Streak. The Mental Toll."
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Hey! We can always win.
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You guys just gotta have faith.
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Oh, goodness.
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Swimmers, please
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take your positions.
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Go York!
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Go buddy!
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Have a good race, Chip.
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Have a bad race, Boots.
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Go York!
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Three, two, one, go!
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No! No! I don't
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want to do it anymore.
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I changed my mind!
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Come on! Come on!
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Get in there!
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Go Boots! Go Boots!
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A little more, Boots!
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No!
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Yeah, get in there!
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Go Boots, go Boots! Come on!
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Go Boots!
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Come on, O'Neal!
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Yeah! Yeah, man!
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Thank you very much.
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Congratulations.
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You deserve this.
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You made the school very proud.
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York's the best!
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Okay, boys.
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See you on the bus.
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They may be turkeys,
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but those York boys
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have the webbed feet of a duck.
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Yeah, what do you expect?
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They have their own pool.
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Our team gets two hours a month
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at the community center.
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And most of that time is spent
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trying to figure out who
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stole their clothes.
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Good race, Chip.
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No way, dude. Wouldn't want
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to catch any "loseritis."
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Hey! What was that?
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Bruno... I know that look.
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I don't like that look. Please.
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We just got over our detentions
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for Operation Banner Blast.
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Guys.
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Would I ever do anything
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that was rash and dangerous
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if it wasn't also
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awesome and dangerous?
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Yes. Constantly.
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Thinking what I'm thinking?
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Maybe.
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But I don't know
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where we can find
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23 glow sticks and a panda
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for him, right now.
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Nice freestyling, but, uh...
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Thank you.
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I'm kinda thinking
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Operation Fizzle Fix.
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I'm one step ahead of you.
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Well, here we go again.
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All right, listen up, boys.
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Look, maybe we didn't win today.
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No, we definitely lost.
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But winning is not everything.
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Let's remember what's
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important in life.
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Pizzaroo Pouches?
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No, Hackenschleimer.
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So then I said,
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"no way, dude!
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Wouldn't want to
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catch any 'loseritis'"!
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Oh, it doesn't get
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any better than that!
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Well, that should take care
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of any "loseritis."
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Yeah, we should run.
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We should run. We should run.
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Losing is something of
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a tradition at Macdonald Hall.
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You know, some of
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our top swimmers
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have gone on to lose
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at the Olympics.
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♪♪ Well, settle down,
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It's not over yet ♪
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♪ Well, turn around, there are
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Things you mustn't forget ♪
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I'm coming for you!
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Coming!
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Losers!
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Sir, you know, we're all very
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eager to resume our studies,
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so maybe we should
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drive away as fast as possible.
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Quite right.
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Everybody on the bus?
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Whoop!
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Mr. Walton. Ms. Burton.
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Nice of you to join us.
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Oh, no sweat,
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Headmaster Sturgeon.
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Don't mind me.
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You can just drop me off
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at Scrimmage's.
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Can we?
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Oh, how lucky for us.
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Did you have a good time
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at the swim meet today?
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Are you kidding me, sir?
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Today has been...
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fizz-tastic.
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Right, boys? Right?
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At least some of them
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are taking it well.
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Swimming is so stupid.
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They did what?!
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Yes, 20 liters of Fizz-All
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dumped in the pool.
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Stolen from our infirmary.
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Bad sportsmanship, William.
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Really, Hartley?
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As bad as your boys
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knocking our swim team
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captain into the pool?
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Nevertheless, I do hope
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there'll be some consequences
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before our next swim meet. The
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stress is killing my stomach.
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I don't mind telling you.
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I'll handle my boys, Hartley,
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and as for your stomach...
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why don't you have
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a sip of your pool?
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Hmm?
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Oh, you hung up.
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I guess I'm going to get
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the last word.
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Word!
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Headmaster Sturgeon.
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Mr. Sturgeon?
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This is Eugenia Scrimmage,
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from across the road.
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Bob Hartley
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from the York Boys' Academy
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tells me that
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one of my young women
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was involved
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in an aggressive activity
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intended to cause distress
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and/or offence to others.
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You mean a prank?
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Well, what you call a prank
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I call a desperate cry for help
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for students who have
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no outlet for creativity
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and emotional growth.
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"Prank" is shorter.
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I'm inviting my students
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to form a sharing circle
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to discuss their feelings that
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led to these "pranks."
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Your boys are welcome.
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Ms. Scrimmage,
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the only thing my boys need
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to share is an understanding
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of what happens
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when they break the rules.
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My rules. But...
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thank you for your concern.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Ms. Davis?
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Bruno and Boots?
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If you please.
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Yep.
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That's a non-regulation
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shirt, Spencer. Two demerits.
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Bruno and Boots
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to the headmaster's office.
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Thank you.
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Pierce! Running in the halls.
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Three demerits. And you,
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with the non-regulation
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eraser up your nose.
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One demerit.
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Walton. You and your
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roommate must report to--
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What was that?
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What's what, George
352
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Wexford-Smythe III?
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That's George
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Wexford-Smythe the Third.
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I'm not a movie sequel.
356
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Really? Because I heard
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every one of you
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is worse than the last.
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Yeah.
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That's a pathetic excuse
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for a punchline. Five demerits.
362
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Oh, yeah, keep laughing.
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Because clearly you're
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not in enough trouble.
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All right.
366
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Got my eye on you, Bruno!
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I see everything!
368
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:23,136
But, guys,
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all my friends are here!
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I have great classes.
371
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I'm trying my best!
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It's-- It's everything.
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You can't take that away.
374
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We can talk about it later.
375
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,561
Hon, we gotta go.
376
00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:32,730
Race starts in 20 minutes.
377
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We know you can do great
378
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things, Melvin.
379
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There's a leader in you.
380
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We just want to see it.
381
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Love you!
382
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,404
I couldn't agree more.
383
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Hello, Bruno.
384
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:43,448
Hi.
385
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:43,448
Goodbye, Bruno.
386
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Oh. See ya.
387
00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:48,119
Dude, you're not still bummed
388
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:51,081
about that race, right?
389
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:51,081
No! Look, it's not that.
390
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,375
No, look. It's all cool, man.
391
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Don't worry about it.
392
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Are you sure, man?
393
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,335
Yeah.
394
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Okay, good.
395
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,796
'Cause the, uh,
396
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Fish wants to see us
397
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in his office. Pronto.
398
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,551
Great.
399
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,551
But, you know,
400
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:05,929
I've got a feeling that he's
401
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:05,929
gonna be in a good mood today.
402
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:09,140
...not to mention extremely
403
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:09,140
poor sportsmanship.
404
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:12,310
Surely Macdonald Hall boys know
405
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:12,310
how to lose graciously.
406
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,521
Losing graciously is about
407
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,521
all we know how to do.
408
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,816
I take full responsibility
409
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,816
for this, sir. It's just,
410
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,402
when they pushed Boots in the
411
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,402
pool and everything, I just...
412
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,529
I don't know, I guess
413
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,529
I just kind of lost control.
414
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,490
Oh, the pranks seemed very
415
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,490
well-controlled, Walton.
416
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,909
Okay, first, you know,
417
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,909
thank you. And--
418
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,746
Not a compliment.
419
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,746
Thank you.
420
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,539
Sir,
421
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,539
have I ever done anything
422
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,918
that wasn't 100 percent
423
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,918
deserved?
424
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,296
Need I remind you of the
425
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,296
Moldovan flag incident?
426
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:42,507
Oh! No, you, uh, you don't
427
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:42,507
need to remind us of that.
428
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,468
The court case
429
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,468
is actually still pending.
430
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,720
The unfortunate incident
431
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,720
regarding the penguin
432
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,179
and federal authorities?
433
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,265
That penguin
434
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,559
knew exactly what
435
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,559
he was getting into. We've--
436
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,478
The green wiener incident?
437
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:57,314
Well, actually, sir,
438
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:57,314
in our defense,
439
00:14:57,314 --> 00:15:01,025
it was St. Patrick's Day.
440
00:14:57,314 --> 00:15:01,025
Not that green wiener incident.
441
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:04,279
Oh.
442
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:04,279
Oh.
443
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:07,616
Look. Regardless of who
444
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:07,616
deserves what, the question now
445
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:10,577
is who deserves to clean up
446
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:10,577
the mess at York Academy.
447
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,203
Elmer Drimsdale
448
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,203
said that in five days
449
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,789
the pool will
450
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,789
be as good as new.
451
00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:15,999
Actually, with the Fizz-All
452
00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:15,999
purifying the water,
453
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,959
probably better than new.
454
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,959
Yeah.
455
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:21,212
So, I mean, in a way, York
456
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:21,212
kind of owes us a thank-you.
457
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,965
Quit while
458
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,965
you're ahead, O'Neal.
459
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,134
Yes, sir.
460
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,134
If Elmer is right,
461
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,386
and lucky for you,
462
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,386
he usually is,
463
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,681
punishment will be light.
464
00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:33,057
One week confined to
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00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:33,057
your rooms after dinner.
466
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,560
Out.
467
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:39,648
Uh, sir, if I do an extra week
468
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:39,648
of punishment now, does that
469
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:42,526
come off any future punishments?
470
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:42,526
It's a good question.
471
00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,402
Boys...
472
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,363
One moment. Sit down again.
473
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,451
Since you both
474
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,451
came to Macdonald Hall,
475
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,872
you've expended not an
476
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,872
inconsiderable amount of energy
477
00:15:54,872 --> 00:15:57,290
on things that explode, fizz,
478
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,710
rumble, shatter, squish...
479
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:02,838
Squish?
480
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:02,838
Operation Pudding Pants.
481
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:05,674
Oh.
482
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:05,674
Think about what good
483
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,134
could happen if you put all
484
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,134
of that energy into something
485
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,555
that would last. You're not
486
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,555
going to be here forever.
487
00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:13,682
Actually, sir,
488
00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:13,682
I'm working on that one.
489
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,684
I probably won't even
490
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,684
be here next year.
491
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,605
What?
492
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,605
My parents want to pull me out
493
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,399
of Macdonald Hall.
494
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,275
Uh...
495
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,820
Could-- Could--
496
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,820
Could you give us a minute?
497
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,873
This is my office.
498
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,873
I was gonna say...
499
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,377
Yeah, but why, Boots?
500
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,377
You know my mom.
501
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:43,879
She was on
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00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:43,879
the Olympic gym squad.
503
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,505
Can I have your autograph?
504
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,799
And my dad still coaches
505
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,799
basketball. They're jocks.
506
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,760
I'm a jock!
507
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,760
Thanks, man. See ya.
508
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,470
They just think I belong at
509
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,470
a school that's better for...
510
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,932
jocks.
511
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,932
Yeah, but dude,
512
00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:57,016
we've been best pals
513
00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:57,016
since the first day.
514
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,811
Do you remember our first day?
515
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,772
Yeah. How could I forget?
516
00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:05,567
♪ I said I want too much ♪
517
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,444
One second!
518
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:12,073
Woo!
519
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,325
Oh, uh,
520
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,995
don't worry. My side of the room
521
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,995
is just as bad as yours.
522
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,706
Hey. Uh...
523
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,706
Sup?
524
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,207
I'm Melvin.
525
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,710
We're gonna have
526
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,710
to change that. Okay, Melvin.
527
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:27,130
I am gonna call you...
528
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:27,130
uh... pants.
529
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,799
Pants?
530
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:30,968
Ah, we'll work on it.
531
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:30,968
Come on in, man. How you doing?
532
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:34,178
Did you see a fire extinguisher
533
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:34,178
on the way in? Neither did I.
534
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,974
And that is when I knew that
535
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,974
we'd be best pals forever.
536
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:39,309
How you literally
537
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:39,309
blew up our room
538
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,269
and then gave me
539
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,269
a nickname they hate
540
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,271
probably won't
541
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,271
convince my folks.
542
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:46,441
Why do they need
543
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:46,441
convincing, dude?
544
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,860
You've already got the greatest
545
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,860
friend in the world,
546
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,904
and you go to the number one
547
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,904
school in the country.
548
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,406
Okay,
549
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,406
number one at attendance.
550
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,074
But do your folks
551
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,074
know that?
552
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,995
Look, I know that
553
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,995
and you know that.
554
00:17:57,995 --> 00:18:00,121
But if my folks don't care,
555
00:17:57,995 --> 00:18:00,121
what can I do about it?
556
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,499
Tell you what
557
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,499
you can do about it.
558
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:05,126
Just... I'll put the word out,
559
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:05,126
okay? Midnight meeting.
560
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:08,005
Sound good?
561
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:08,005
All right, let's do it.
562
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:10,841
See you, man.
563
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:10,841
See you.
564
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,138
Password?
565
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,138
It's us, Elmer.
566
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,725
Bruno says we need a password.
567
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,725
No exceptions.
568
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,895
I think it's "open the door,
569
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,895
or we'll open it for you."
570
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,188
With your head.
571
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:28,358
All lower case.
572
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:28,358
All one word.
573
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,825
Ah!
574
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:39,202
Now I don't
575
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:39,202
want to blow things
576
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,829
out of proportion or anything,
577
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,456
but this could be
578
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,456
the darkest hour
579
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,959
in Macdonald Hall history.
580
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,959
Ever.
581
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,127
Got your message. What's up?
582
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,921
Oh, nothing major.
583
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:52,924
Doom, gloom and life
584
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:52,924
as we know it. Hot chocolate?
585
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:55,635
Could you be a little bit more
586
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:55,635
specific? If we get caught here,
587
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,680
Scrimmage has us in self-esteem
588
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,680
building exercises for a month.
589
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,557
Boots might get kicked out
590
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,557
of the Hall next year.
591
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,934
And obviously,
592
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,934
that can't happen.
593
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:05,729
Macdonald Hall without
594
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:05,729
Bruno and Boots is like...
595
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,523
like the North Pole without
596
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,523
Santa and Mrs. Claus.
597
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,191
I'm Santa.
598
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,861
Okay?
599
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:16,197
But we are here to make sure
600
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:16,197
that that doesn't happen, right?
601
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,157
Indubitably.
602
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:25,665
I couldn't have said, mumbled
603
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:25,665
or drawn it better myself!
604
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,543
Uh, all right, everyone.
605
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,543
Show us what you got.
606
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:31,880
Best idea wins, but there
607
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:31,880
are no wrong answers.
608
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,050
So with glasses and
609
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,050
a moustache, Boots will be
610
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,552
unrecognizable to his parents
611
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,552
when they come to get him.
612
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:40,722
Meaning he can stay. Forever!
613
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:45,810
I'm Boots. Yeah. Hoo hoo!
614
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:45,810
Can't find me. Uh, huh.
615
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,063
"And after a few
616
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:50,941
"termite generations,
617
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:50,941
Boots's new school will be
618
00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:53,192
"a pile of sawdust.
619
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:57,196
You can't be sent to a school
620
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:57,196
that doesn't exist."
621
00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:04,412
I think this could work.
622
00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:04,412
Yeah...
623
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:07,082
So once we cross the equator,
624
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:07,082
the Earth's gravitational pull
625
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:10,460
should allow us to slingshot
626
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:10,460
through the Earth's atmosphere.
627
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,837
And the llamas, Elmer?
628
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,715
I'm getting to the llamas!
629
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,508
Anyways. Once we reverse
630
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:20,178
the polarity of the neutron
631
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:20,178
flow, we should generate one...
632
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,890
Oh... okay. okay.
633
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:27,685
Okay, show of hands.
634
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:27,685
Does anybody have an idea
635
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,771
that doesn't involve
636
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,771
breaking the law?
637
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:33,232
Or destroying another school.
638
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,196
Or llamas.
639
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:42,366
Okay, um, remember when I said
640
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:42,366
there are no bad ideas? Yeah--
641
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,202
Your problem
642
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,202
isn't Boots leaving.
643
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:47,038
Your problem is convincing
644
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:47,038
his folks to let him stay.
645
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:50,667
So what makes
646
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:50,667
a York better than the Hall?
647
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,711
Nothing.
648
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,711
Yeah.
649
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,588
Except for Pizzaroo Pouches.
650
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:59,509
And their pool.
651
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:59,509
I kinda wish we had that.
652
00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:02,303
Wilbur! That's it!
653
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,514
We're gonna get
654
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,514
Pizzaroo Pouches?!
655
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:07,809
No, we steal
656
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:07,809
York's pool! Right?
657
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,894
The question, okay?
658
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:13,857
How do we convince Boots'
659
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:13,857
jock parents to let him stay
660
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,817
at the Hall? The answer:
661
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:19,029
by giving him
662
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:19,029
everything a jock needs,
663
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:22,824
including his own pool.
664
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,333
Chris, dude,
665
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,333
you're an inspiration
666
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,293
to artists everywhere.
667
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,379
All right, Elmer,
668
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,379
what's the cost?
669
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:40,091
Materials, labor,
670
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:40,091
insurance, water costs...
671
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:41,926
150,000.
672
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,970
Dollars?!
673
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,347
Boys, how are we supposed to
674
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,347
make that kind of money?
675
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:48,432
It's easy.
676
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,102
Okay, Wilbur, take this down.
677
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:59,194
Needed: $150,000.
678
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,112
Okay, well, now all
679
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,112
we need is a plan.
680
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:04,157
Oh, well, yeah. When you put it
681
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:04,157
like that, basically half done.
682
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,534
That's the spirit.
683
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,786
Now, Boots. What would
684
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,786
make your parents
685
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,955
almost as happy
686
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,955
as us getting a pool?
687
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:13,457
Oh, you mean besides me
688
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:13,457
getting a new roommate?
689
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,168
By you winning the next
690
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,045
York Academy-Macdonald Hall
691
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,045
swim meet.
692
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:19,047
Oh, perfect, okay.
693
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:19,047
Quick question:
694
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:21,465
how am I supposed to do the
695
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:21,465
thing that nobody's been able
696
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,801
to do in the last... oh, what
697
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,801
is it? I don't know... ever?
698
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,804
Dude, because you're awesome.
699
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,804
And you know how I know that?
700
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:29,891
Because I am awesome.
701
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:29,891
And awesome sticks to awesome
702
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:32,560
to make even awesomer to...
703
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:32,560
Plus, if you don't,
704
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,063
by this time next year you're
705
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,063
going to be sharing some dorm
706
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,274
with a meathead named Crusher
707
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,274
who probably smells
708
00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:38,816
like sweat socks and cheese,
709
00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:38,816
so...
710
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:40,526
balanced?
711
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,612
How do you get me
712
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,612
every time, man?
713
00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:45,282
I am just that good.
714
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:49,286
Okay, next.
715
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:49,286
Read me that checklist.
716
00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:53,331
Needed: $150,000.
717
00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:58,962
Why would my family
718
00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:58,962
just give you $150,000?
719
00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:01,047
Uh, because I said please?
720
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:04,050
No, you didn't.
721
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:04,050
Right. Well...
722
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,427
how about because your family
723
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:08,054
is one of the richest
724
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:08,054
in the country?
725
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,056
Do you think they
726
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,056
got that wealthy by
727
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:13,059
giving out money to stupid
728
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:13,059
things like swimming pools?
729
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,394
Didn't your dad buy Iceland?
730
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,355
No! Just rented it.
731
00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,274
And only for Mother's Day.
732
00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:21,609
You wanna make
733
00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:21,609
a lot of money, Bruno?
734
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:24,862
Here's my advice.
735
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:24,862
Take everything you own
736
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:27,949
and sell it.
737
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:27,949
With the 20 bucks you get,
738
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:31,535
go downtown and
739
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:31,535
buy yourself a clue.
740
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,663
That's it!
741
00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:35,706
George!
742
00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,959
Oh, no! Do not touch me.
743
00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:40,170
You're a genius.
744
00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:46,843
Naiman! You press that tie.
745
00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:48,928
Three demerits.
746
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,097
Yeah.
747
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:57,187
So that's it? We're just done,
748
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:57,187
there's no more team anymore?
749
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:01,816
Boys? What's up?
750
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,574
"Dear boys.
751
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:13,203
"I always said having fun
752
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:13,203
mattered more than winning.
753
00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:15,663
"Well, I've had so much
754
00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:15,663
fun with you guys
755
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:19,542
"that I've decided to try
756
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:19,542
winning on for size.
757
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:23,087
"I have accepted
758
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:23,087
a position at York Academy.
759
00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:27,008
Yours, Coach Flynn."
760
00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:27,008
Are you serious?
761
00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:30,011
I guess we should just go.
762
00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:32,638
Hey, come on, boys.
763
00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:32,638
Where are you going?
764
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:35,225
We have no coach.
765
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:35,225
What else are we gonna do?
766
00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:39,020
Guys. If I don't win
767
00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:39,020
this next swim meet,
768
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:41,898
I'm gonna be stuck with Crusher.
769
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:41,898
And I hate cheese.
770
00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:44,525
What?
771
00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:46,736
We wanna win our next
772
00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:46,736
swim meet, right?
773
00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:49,447
I was kind of hoping
774
00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:49,447
to learn how to swim first.
775
00:24:49,447 --> 00:24:52,825
We'll work on that. You know,
776
00:24:49,447 --> 00:24:52,825
uh, I'll be the coach.
777
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,994
Okay? I'll run the training.
778
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,994
We'll win.
779
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:58,706
Who's with me?
780
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:58,706
I like the sound of that!
781
00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:01,792
By yelling,
782
00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:01,792
he makes it sound possible.
783
00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:03,711
Let's do this!
784
00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:07,798
Yeah!
785
00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:09,592
Rummage sale, boys!
786
00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:11,928
With all the stuff we have,
787
00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:11,928
we're gonna make this money
788
00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:14,597
in no time, okay?
789
00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:14,597
But everything must go!
790
00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:17,308
Okay, okay, okay,
791
00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:17,308
let's see what you got.
792
00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:20,437
So okay,
793
00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:20,437
hockey cards are nice--
794
00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:23,856
Ooh-- But, see, hockey
795
00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:23,856
equipment is nicer, right?
796
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,942
Think big!
797
00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:29,279
Okay, see, you don't
798
00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:29,279
need this lamp, dude.
799
00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:31,906
Just sell it, right? Got that?
800
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:33,991
Doesn't that belong
801
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:33,991
to the school?
802
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:38,371
Well, yeah, but the money we
803
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:38,371
raise is for the school. Right?
804
00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:39,830
True.
805
00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:39,830
Right.
806
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:42,417
Now, who has a spare kidney?
807
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,627
Bruno! Bruno!
808
00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:46,879
All right. So I got my Junior
809
00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:46,879
Genius Science Set,
810
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,340
my old protractors-- Whoa.
811
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:51,301
New protractor.
812
00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:53,052
Great, Elmer.
813
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:56,389
Now, do you have anything people
814
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:56,389
might actually want?
815
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:59,350
Yes, if they don't mind
816
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:59,350
pre-owned orthodontia.
817
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:06,732
Burton!
818
00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,192
Walton.
819
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,736
What's this I hear
820
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,736
about a rummage sale?
821
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:13,864
Oh, everything must go.
822
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:13,864
Do you want in?
823
00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:16,117
Well, what's in it for us?
824
00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:20,079
Uh... glory,
825
00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:20,079
our deepest thanks,
826
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,415
um, a used retainer.
827
00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:25,376
Goodbye, Walton.
828
00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:25,376
And-- And...
829
00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:27,670
free access to the pool
830
00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:27,670
for all the Scrimmage girls.
831
00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:29,588
At any time.
832
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,508
We need everything
833
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,508
by next weekend.
834
00:26:31,508 --> 00:26:33,009
Does that give
835
00:26:31,508 --> 00:26:33,009
you enough time?
836
00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:35,261
No problem.
837
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:39,098
We're in independent learning.
838
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:39,098
"Traps Through the Ages."
839
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:41,767
My idea.
840
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:41,767
Geeze.
841
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:44,061
Do you guys ever do
842
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:44,061
any actual schoolwork?
843
00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,856
Scrimmage believes
844
00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,856
in learning through living.
845
00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:49,359
I'm dancing my geometry
846
00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:49,359
test next week.
847
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,986
Jealous?
848
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,986
Totally.
849
00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:54,989
Later, Burton.
850
00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:57,741
Elmer?
851
00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:00,619
Do you still have that ant farm
852
00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:00,619
from Operation, uh...
853
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:03,540
Ant Blaster?
854
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:03,540
Only 17 unaccounted for.
855
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:05,958
Good. Here's what
856
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:05,958
I'm thinking.
857
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,169
Ants. Why pay
858
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,169
to have them removed
859
00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:10,505
when you can just pay
860
00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:10,505
to have them as your pets?
861
00:27:10,505 --> 00:27:12,465
I'll get some jars.
862
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,744
I see you've tidied.
863
00:27:41,744 --> 00:27:44,121
How's the swim team?
864
00:27:41,744 --> 00:27:44,121
Ugh, don't ask.
865
00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:46,082
Hey, is The Fish gonna be okay
866
00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:46,082
with all this--?
867
00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:49,877
Is that a bag of doorknobs?
868
00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:49,877
What are you--?
869
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:53,130
It is a bag of victory.
870
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:53,130
Never mind that.
871
00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:56,509
Check this out.
872
00:27:56,509 --> 00:28:00,888
It's the official website
873
00:27:56,509 --> 00:28:00,888
of the Boots O'Neal fan club.
874
00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:03,391
Chris designed it
875
00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:03,391
and of course, I wrote it.
876
00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:05,893
It's pretty awesome, huh?
877
00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:05,893
Yeah, pretty ridiculous.
878
00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:08,145
Who's that even for?
879
00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:08,145
Uh, well, fans.
880
00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,147
Future stalkers...
881
00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,147
Oh, and I don't know,
882
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:12,400
maybe a certain set of parents
883
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:12,400
who need to be reminded
884
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,486
of how awesome their son is?
885
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,486
They're jocks. Not idiots.
886
00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:17,947
There's no way they're going
887
00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:17,947
to believe I said all this.
888
00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:20,199
Why not? You wouldn't say
889
00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:20,199
anything that isn't true.
890
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,493
Yeah, but I'm not
891
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,493
writing it. You are.
892
00:28:22,493 --> 00:28:23,786
Yeah, I'm your best friend.
893
00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:25,829
Who knows better
894
00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:25,829
what you would say?
895
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,915
Yeah, but...
896
00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:33,546
You really are something, man.
897
00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:35,172
Glad you noticed.
898
00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:37,383
How many n's in "winningocity"?
899
00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:40,261
Winn-ing... Three?
900
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:02,575
By McKinsey's beard...
901
00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:05,995
That is right, folks,
902
00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:05,995
everything must go!
903
00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:07,746
Where did that--
904
00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:07,746
You don't like the offer?
905
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,873
We will give you a completely
906
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,873
different offer.
907
00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:11,167
Everything must go.
908
00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:13,169
And no jar of ants
909
00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:13,169
would be complete
910
00:29:13,169 --> 00:29:15,254
without our
911
00:29:13,169 --> 00:29:15,254
trusty how-to guides.
912
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:17,881
And if you lose your ants,
913
00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:20,593
we've got that covered too.
914
00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:20,593
All right.
915
00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:23,762
Bidding starts at $15.
916
00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:23,762
Okay, $10.
917
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,599
Okay, five bucks, guys.
918
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,599
We're getting desperate here.
919
00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:28,976
Twenty bucks or best offer!
920
00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:31,020
Look at you!
921
00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:34,190
Shakespeare's typewriter?
922
00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:34,190
One of a kind.
923
00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:37,151
People, I still
924
00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:37,151
see stuff on tables.
925
00:29:37,151 --> 00:29:39,236
I still see tables.
926
00:29:37,151 --> 00:29:39,236
You want one?
927
00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:41,572
Take it. Give us an offer
928
00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:41,572
and we'll make you a deal.
929
00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:44,367
Everything must go--
930
00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:47,161
Down here. Right now.
931
00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:47,161
This instant.
932
00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:49,163
I'll handle this.
933
00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:49,163
Mr. Sturgeon.
934
00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:51,040
Great to see you.
935
00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:51,040
Thank you for coming.
936
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,083
Do you know how much money
937
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,083
we've made for the pool?
938
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:56,379
What? What are you talking
939
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:56,379
about? What money, what pool?
940
00:29:56,379 --> 00:29:58,214
Who gave you permission
941
00:29:56,379 --> 00:29:58,214
to do this?
942
00:29:58,214 --> 00:30:00,799
Mr. Sturgeon, let's be honest.
943
00:29:58,214 --> 00:30:00,799
If I asked you for permission
944
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,843
to hold this rummage sale
945
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,843
on school property,
946
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:04,637
wouldn't you have said no?
947
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:04,637
Absolutely.
948
00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:07,097
See? So obviously I made the
949
00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:07,097
right choice not to tell you.
950
00:30:07,097 --> 00:30:10,768
Well, well, Sturgeon.
951
00:30:07,097 --> 00:30:10,768
Quite the scene.
952
00:30:10,768 --> 00:30:13,771
Well, if it isn't
953
00:30:10,768 --> 00:30:13,771
Headmaster Hartley
954
00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:16,399
of York Boys' Academy.
955
00:30:16,399 --> 00:30:19,068
Having a nice time, Bob?
956
00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:21,320
Well, I just picked up
957
00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:21,320
Sherlock Holmes'
958
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,072
copper umbrella stand
959
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,072
for $10,
960
00:30:23,072 --> 00:30:25,115
so that's something.
961
00:30:23,072 --> 00:30:25,115
Mm-hmm. Well, you know,
962
00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:27,201
that probably didn't belong
963
00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:27,201
to Sherlock Holmes.
964
00:30:27,201 --> 00:30:29,453
Oh? And how would you know?
965
00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:32,998
Well, for one thing, Sherlock
966
00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:32,998
Holmes wasn't a real person.
967
00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:36,502
Then explain
968
00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:36,502
the umbrella stand.
969
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:39,380
Anyways, I'm surprised
970
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:39,380
that you would
971
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:42,132
go for something like this.
972
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:42,132
After all, a rummage sale
973
00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:44,719
is so...
974
00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:44,719
Awesome? Sir, I totally agree.
975
00:30:44,719 --> 00:30:47,304
But do you know what would be
976
00:30:44,719 --> 00:30:47,304
even more awesome?
977
00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:50,015
Macdonald Hall Sturgeon Memorial
978
00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:52,769
Aquatic Facility and Pool-adium.
979
00:30:52,769 --> 00:30:54,687
Pooladium.
980
00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:56,897
You listen to me
981
00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:56,897
very carefully.
982
00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:59,567
Number one, I'm not dead yet.
983
00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:02,194
Number two, I--
984
00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:02,194
Wait, wait.
985
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,863
Do you find something really
986
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,863
funny about this, Hartley?
987
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,991
So this is all for a pool?
988
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,991
Yeah!
989
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:10,620
Oh. And how many rummage sales
990
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:10,620
do you think that will take?
991
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:12,913
That's actually a very good
992
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:12,913
question, sir. We've done
993
00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:14,915
the math, with Elmer,
994
00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:14,915
and he said,
995
00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:17,585
you know, if we have one every
996
00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:17,585
other day, maybe every day
997
00:31:17,585 --> 00:31:20,212
in June--
998
00:31:17,585 --> 00:31:20,212
Ohh.
999
00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:21,922
You know what, Hartley?
1000
00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:24,341
I'd worry less about how
1001
00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:24,341
we're going to get our pool
1002
00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:26,427
and more about how
1003
00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:26,427
you're going to deal with us
1004
00:31:26,427 --> 00:31:28,262
at the next swim meet.
1005
00:31:28,262 --> 00:31:31,140
Oh, I look forward to it,
1006
00:31:28,262 --> 00:31:31,140
Sturgeon.
1007
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:33,559
Gentlemen, gentlemen. This is
1008
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:33,559
a friendly rummage sale.
1009
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,812
You know, sir, there are some
1010
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,812
very nice CDs over there
1011
00:31:35,812 --> 00:31:37,772
and you know, there's
1012
00:31:35,812 --> 00:31:37,772
a weightlifting set here
1013
00:31:37,772 --> 00:31:40,149
that you can't afford not
1014
00:31:37,772 --> 00:31:40,149
to buy, sir. It's quite nice.
1015
00:31:40,149 --> 00:31:42,192
If you like that stand,
1016
00:31:40,149 --> 00:31:42,192
here's another deal...
1017
00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:44,027
It is killer.
1018
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:46,447
I don't know how I'm
1019
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:46,447
going to, like, carry it.
1020
00:31:46,447 --> 00:31:48,031
A genuine hand-built
1021
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:50,117
medieval rodent catcher,
1022
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:50,117
ladies and gentlemen.
1023
00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:51,952
But that's not all.
1024
00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:55,289
It also makes
1025
00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:55,289
an excellent juicer.
1026
00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:58,959
So, uh, you made this, huh?
1027
00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:03,046
I don't suppose
1028
00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:03,046
you could, uh, maybe
1029
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:05,257
make us a pool
1030
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:05,257
for us to train in, huh?
1031
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:09,345
Yeah.
1032
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:09,345
But, um, maybe
1033
00:32:09,345 --> 00:32:12,055
I can help with some
1034
00:32:09,345 --> 00:32:12,055
training equipment.
1035
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:15,351
Really?
1036
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:15,351
I might have some ideas.
1037
00:32:15,351 --> 00:32:18,604
That would be great. Uh...
1038
00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:21,524
You know, I guess it would have
1039
00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:21,524
to be on dry land, though,
1040
00:32:21,524 --> 00:32:23,693
'cause you can't put
1041
00:32:21,524 --> 00:32:23,693
training wheels on water.
1042
00:32:29,198 --> 00:32:31,283
I'll catch you around.
1043
00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:38,791
William. Do you know what
1044
00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:38,791
I see when I look at all this?
1045
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:41,502
Chaos?
1046
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:41,502
Inspiration.
1047
00:32:41,502 --> 00:32:43,796
Do you know that your boys
1048
00:32:41,502 --> 00:32:43,796
and my girls planned this
1049
00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:47,132
all by themselves?
1050
00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:47,132
No fear, no worries--
1051
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:50,469
No parking, no oversight,
1052
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:50,469
inadequate toilet facilities...
1053
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:53,430
Oh, you. Really. What's the
1054
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:53,430
worst that could happen?
1055
00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:56,016
Let's wait and see, shall we?
1056
00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:57,935
There's no need,
1057
00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:57,935
I already did.
1058
00:32:57,935 --> 00:33:00,270
And it's remarkable.
1059
00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:08,028
Fifty, 60, 70.
1060
00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:10,614
Doing the rat catchers and all
1061
00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:10,614
the other stuff we brought in,
1062
00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:13,242
tell me if we didn't bring in
1063
00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:13,242
the most money so far.
1064
00:33:13,242 --> 00:33:16,036
Yeah. You know,
1065
00:33:13,242 --> 00:33:16,036
not bad, but, um...
1066
00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:18,873
not the best. Tell you what.
1067
00:33:18,873 --> 00:33:21,250
The top fundraiser
1068
00:33:18,873 --> 00:33:21,250
at the end of this
1069
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:25,045
gets bragging rights.
1070
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:25,045
And the first swim in the pool.
1071
00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:26,964
Plus their name on it.
1072
00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:29,299
The Cathy Burton Macdonald Hall
1073
00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:29,299
Sturgeon Memorial
1074
00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:30,968
Aquatic Facility and Pooladium.
1075
00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:33,220
Has a nice ring to it,
1076
00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:33,220
don't you think?
1077
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:36,139
Game on.
1078
00:33:51,781 --> 00:33:54,909
$2718.19.
1079
00:33:54,909 --> 00:33:56,869
Oh, yeah!
1080
00:33:56,869 --> 00:33:59,288
Wilbur, with all those fire
1081
00:33:56,869 --> 00:33:59,288
extinguishers that you sold,
1082
00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:01,665
man, you put us,
1083
00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:01,665
like, way over the top.
1084
00:34:01,665 --> 00:34:05,002
Yeah, but Chris's signs
1085
00:34:01,665 --> 00:34:05,002
told everybody where to go.
1086
00:34:05,002 --> 00:34:07,379
And after today, we have...
1087
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:11,508
3.30125 percent
1088
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:11,508
of the required funds.
1089
00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:13,886
And that's less
1090
00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:13,886
than what we need?
1091
00:34:13,886 --> 00:34:16,179
So what? That's like, what...
1092
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:19,433
...30 more rummage sales?
1093
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:19,433
No problem, guys!
1094
00:34:19,433 --> 00:34:22,478
What do you think, Boots?
1095
00:34:19,433 --> 00:34:22,478
Guys.
1096
00:34:22,478 --> 00:34:25,731
This is not good.
1097
00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:28,066
And if they try
1098
00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:28,066
to take her girls,
1099
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:30,987
remember: no mercy, no quarter!
1100
00:34:30,987 --> 00:34:35,407
Save our Scrimmage!
1101
00:34:30,987 --> 00:34:35,407
Save our Scrimmage!
1102
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:37,284
Save our Scrimmage!
1103
00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:39,495
What is the meaning
1104
00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:39,495
of this nonsense?
1105
00:34:39,495 --> 00:34:43,206
Oh, hey, Headmaster Sturgeon.
1106
00:34:39,495 --> 00:34:43,206
Nice to see you.
1107
00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:45,417
Sorry to disturb,
1108
00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:45,417
but our beloved leader
1109
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:47,503
has been falsely accused!
1110
00:34:47,503 --> 00:34:50,130
Save our Scrimmage!
1111
00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:52,967
Save our Scrimmage!
1112
00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:52,967
Backup, Joe.
1113
00:34:52,967 --> 00:34:56,053
These kittens have claws,
1114
00:34:52,967 --> 00:34:56,053
but they-- Ah! No!
1115
00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:59,431
Yes, girls. Yes! Yes! Yes!
1116
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,851
Send backup immediately.
1117
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,851
Full riot gear.
1118
00:35:01,851 --> 00:35:04,061
Oh, this is ridiculous.
1119
00:35:04,061 --> 00:35:06,104
And Bruno's fault.
1120
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:09,191
Yeah, well, I'm not sure,
1121
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:09,191
but... probably.
1122
00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:10,901
Officers,
1123
00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:10,901
what could the charges
1124
00:35:10,901 --> 00:35:12,903
against Ms. Scrimmage
1125
00:35:10,901 --> 00:35:12,903
possibly be?
1126
00:35:12,903 --> 00:35:15,906
Armed robbery, for one.
1127
00:35:12,903 --> 00:35:15,906
Armed robbery?!
1128
00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:18,325
Yep. Someone held up
1129
00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:18,325
the Fast Mart.
1130
00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:21,078
With this.
1131
00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:22,997
That could belong to anyone.
1132
00:35:22,997 --> 00:35:25,791
"Property of Eugenia
1133
00:35:22,997 --> 00:35:25,791
Scrimmage."
1134
00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:28,126
William.
1135
00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:28,126
Tell them it wasn't me.
1136
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:33,173
Officers, just curious.
1137
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:33,173
If she were to be arrested,
1138
00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:34,925
how long would
1139
00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:34,925
she be away for, exactly?
1140
00:35:34,925 --> 00:35:37,803
I can hear you!
1141
00:35:34,925 --> 00:35:37,803
Yes. Goodbye.
1142
00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:40,556
Uh... Burton.
1143
00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:43,934
An actual dinosaur
1144
00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:43,934
backscratcher.
1145
00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:46,353
But that's not all.
1146
00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:46,353
Buy this now
1147
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:49,481
and we'll throw in
1148
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:49,481
those bags you got there.
1149
00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:51,191
Oh, yeah, we donated that.
1150
00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:53,694
Maybe that should have
1151
00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:53,694
tipped us off,
1152
00:35:53,694 --> 00:35:55,153
when he left without paying.
1153
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,823
Really? That's what would
1154
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,823
have tipped you off?
1155
00:35:57,823 --> 00:35:59,783
Officers,
1156
00:35:57,823 --> 00:35:59,783
I should also say
1157
00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:02,452
that I had the privilege
1158
00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:02,452
of Ms. Scrimmage's company
1159
00:36:02,452 --> 00:36:03,871
for the entire afternoon,
1160
00:36:03,871 --> 00:36:06,040
so she couldn't possibly be
1161
00:36:03,871 --> 00:36:06,040
your robber.
1162
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:10,127
Okay. She can go.
1163
00:36:10,127 --> 00:36:12,713
Thanks, Headmaster.
1164
00:36:10,127 --> 00:36:12,713
Well done.
1165
00:36:12,713 --> 00:36:14,673
Well, all is well,
1166
00:36:12,713 --> 00:36:14,673
blah, blah,
1167
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,051
blah, blah. Let's go to bed.
1168
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,051
Yeah.
1169
00:36:17,051 --> 00:36:21,138
Not so fast, boys.
1170
00:36:21,138 --> 00:36:24,474
You know, a rummage sale usually
1171
00:36:21,138 --> 00:36:24,474
implies the sale of items
1172
00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:26,560
belonging to the seller. Hmm?
1173
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,772
That would not include every
1174
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,772
brass doorknob in the school,
1175
00:36:29,772 --> 00:36:32,149
the gym program's weight set,
1176
00:36:32,149 --> 00:36:35,069
or my chair!
1177
00:36:35,069 --> 00:36:37,905
Yeah, sir, but every penny we
1178
00:36:35,069 --> 00:36:37,905
make is going towards the pool.
1179
00:36:37,905 --> 00:36:39,615
We're saving the Hall.
1180
00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:42,993
Walton, you can't save the
1181
00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:42,993
school by selling the school.
1182
00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:45,162
Okay, yeah, but that's--
1183
00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:45,162
Okay, now you see, that--
1184
00:36:45,162 --> 00:36:47,957
Ah, actually,
1185
00:36:45,162 --> 00:36:47,957
that's a really good point.
1186
00:36:47,957 --> 00:36:51,293
Mr. Sturgeon, maybe
1187
00:36:47,957 --> 00:36:51,293
we went a bit too far.
1188
00:36:51,293 --> 00:36:53,545
But we were just trying to
1189
00:36:51,293 --> 00:36:53,545
follow your advice.
1190
00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:56,757
Make something that lasts?
1191
00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:56,757
This pool will last.
1192
00:36:56,757 --> 00:36:59,509
And we're just getting
1193
00:36:56,757 --> 00:36:59,509
started. See this?
1194
00:37:01,137 --> 00:37:03,847
Boys, I am still headmaster
1195
00:37:01,137 --> 00:37:03,847
of this institution, correct?
1196
00:37:03,847 --> 00:37:06,516
When there's a meeting,
1197
00:37:03,847 --> 00:37:06,516
I chair them.
1198
00:37:06,516 --> 00:37:08,978
When there's an exam,
1199
00:37:06,516 --> 00:37:08,978
I examine them.
1200
00:37:08,978 --> 00:37:11,563
When the grass is cut, I...
1201
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:14,817
I don't normally cut the grass,
1202
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:14,817
but those are the rules.
1203
00:37:14,817 --> 00:37:16,944
Now I know you had good
1204
00:37:14,817 --> 00:37:16,944
intentions, but I'd like
1205
00:37:16,944 --> 00:37:19,571
to point out a great deal of
1206
00:37:16,944 --> 00:37:19,571
harm can be caused
1207
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,406
by people with good intentions.
1208
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:24,201
Gotcha.
1209
00:37:24,201 --> 00:37:26,078
But, um...
1210
00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:28,914
can we keep fundraising?
1211
00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:35,378
You will tell me about
1212
00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:35,378
everything, okay?
1213
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:37,714
I will keep the money safe here.
1214
00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:40,176
But for now...
1215
00:37:40,176 --> 00:37:41,802
yes.
1216
00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:46,264
Thank you, sir.
1217
00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:46,264
We're going to make this happen
1218
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:48,809
and you will see. And you know,
1219
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:48,809
we're practically there.
1220
00:37:48,809 --> 00:37:51,061
2800 bucks.
1221
00:37:57,901 --> 00:38:01,113
So... we're just gonna
1222
00:37:57,901 --> 00:38:01,113
steal their stuff?
1223
00:38:01,113 --> 00:38:05,159
It's not stealing. York buys
1224
00:38:01,113 --> 00:38:05,159
all-new equipment every year.
1225
00:38:05,159 --> 00:38:06,827
It's literally garbage.
1226
00:38:06,827 --> 00:38:09,246
Oh. Well, when you
1227
00:38:06,827 --> 00:38:09,246
put it like that...
1228
00:38:09,246 --> 00:38:11,331
I kind of feel
1229
00:38:09,246 --> 00:38:11,331
even worse about it.
1230
00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:13,542
I don't have to
1231
00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:13,542
help you with this.
1232
00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:16,712
I'm a Scrimmage girl,
1233
00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:16,712
you're a Hall boy.
1234
00:38:16,712 --> 00:38:18,755
We're from two different worlds.
1235
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:20,799
Different universes.
1236
00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:22,926
We're across the road.
1237
00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:24,887
It's a wide road.
1238
00:38:24,887 --> 00:38:27,973
Okay, so...
1239
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:30,934
why are you helping me, then?
1240
00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:33,729
That's my business.
1241
00:38:33,729 --> 00:38:36,732
Your business
1242
00:38:33,729 --> 00:38:36,732
is making up your mind.
1243
00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:38,608
Are you in or out?
1244
00:38:38,608 --> 00:38:42,404
All right.
1245
00:38:38,608 --> 00:38:42,404
So she's like, "Wow, Chip.
1246
00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:44,073
It's like you have
1247
00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:44,073
a double six pack."
1248
00:38:44,073 --> 00:38:46,950
And I'm like,
1249
00:38:44,073 --> 00:38:46,950
"Yeah. It's a ten pack."
1250
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:53,123
Well, well, well. Come to see
1251
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:53,123
what a real winner looks like,
1252
00:38:53,123 --> 00:38:56,252
swimmer boy?
1253
00:38:53,123 --> 00:38:56,252
Oh, yeah, Chip.
1254
00:38:56,252 --> 00:38:58,795
You know, I can't
1255
00:38:56,252 --> 00:38:58,795
imagine how you do it.
1256
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:01,840
Well, we're mostly
1257
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:01,840
on a protein diet. Eggs,
1258
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:05,468
fish, lean steak, lots of
1259
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:05,468
vitamin C, D and E.
1260
00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,637
Oh, and the secret ingredient:
1261
00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:09,806
Pilates.
1262
00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:09,806
Hey!
1263
00:39:09,806 --> 00:39:12,601
Shut up.
1264
00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:14,394
What are you doing here?
1265
00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:16,438
Oh, just, uh...
1266
00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:20,150
admiring your garbage, Chip.
1267
00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:24,905
So, um, about
1268
00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:24,905
the Pilates. You know,
1269
00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:27,074
I'm not really sure if it's
1270
00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:27,074
right for me. You know,
1271
00:39:27,074 --> 00:39:29,367
I always go back and forth...
1272
00:39:27,074 --> 00:39:29,367
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1273
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,827
It's a solid routine.
1274
00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:32,913
You know, I could show you
1275
00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:32,913
a really good one.
1276
00:39:32,913 --> 00:39:34,456
Yeah.
1277
00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:39,878
Or not.
1278
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:44,174
You know, it feels like you
1279
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:44,174
guys are up to something.
1280
00:39:44,174 --> 00:39:46,843
Up to something? Come on.
1281
00:39:44,174 --> 00:39:46,843
No.
1282
00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:49,471
Something I should probably
1283
00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:49,471
make a really mean joke about.
1284
00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:52,474
You know, so I'm gonna
1285
00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:52,474
go figure that out
1286
00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:56,145
and the next time
1287
00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:56,145
I see you, be ready.
1288
00:39:56,145 --> 00:39:59,439
Bye, Boots.
1289
00:39:59,439 --> 00:40:02,609
Hey, Chip!
1290
00:39:59,439 --> 00:40:02,609
Next time I see you,
1291
00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:04,861
you won't be making any jokes.
1292
00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:13,870
All right,
1293
00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:13,870
let's get the stuff.
1294
00:40:17,499 --> 00:40:20,877
♪♪ No single thought
1295
00:40:17,499 --> 00:40:20,877
Or double thinking ♪
1296
00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:23,755
♪ No triple checks on moves
1297
00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:23,755
Or what they're feeling ♪
1298
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:29,427
♪ This is their stage,
1299
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:29,427
An ode to their last days ♪
1300
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:32,014
♪ Crying out to the world ♪
1301
00:40:32,014 --> 00:40:34,724
♪ The quiet has
1302
00:40:32,014 --> 00:40:34,724
Now been heard ♪
1303
00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:37,519
♪ Oh, and some days ♪
1304
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:41,731
♪ I feel the same way ♪
1305
00:40:41,731 --> 00:40:46,569
♪ But I can hardly
1306
00:40:41,731 --> 00:40:46,569
Feel the beat ♪
1307
00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:51,950
♪ You're doing it right,
1308
00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:51,950
You do it right for me ♪
1309
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:55,329
♪ You're kicking it up,
1310
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:55,329
You're kicking up a scene ♪
1311
00:40:57,331 --> 00:41:00,376
♪ You're playing a song,
1312
00:40:57,331 --> 00:41:00,376
You play it on repeat ♪
1313
00:41:02,252 --> 00:41:05,088
♪ You're doing it right,
1314
00:41:02,252 --> 00:41:05,088
You do it right for me ♪
1315
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:29,946
♪ You're doing it right,
1316
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:29,946
You do it right for me ♪
1317
00:41:31,907 --> 00:41:36,786
♪ You're kicking it up,
1318
00:41:31,907 --> 00:41:36,786
You're kicking up a scene ♪
1319
00:41:36,786 --> 00:41:39,956
♪ You're playing a song,
1320
00:41:36,786 --> 00:41:39,956
You play it on repeat ♪
1321
00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:45,421
♪ You're doing it right,
1322
00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:45,421
You do it right for me ♪
1323
00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:13,115
♪ And I can hardly
1324
00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:13,115
Feel the beat ♪
1325
00:42:13,115 --> 00:42:15,575
♪ You're doing it right ♪
1326
00:42:15,575 --> 00:42:19,955
♪ You do it right for me ♪
1327
00:42:19,955 --> 00:42:24,126
♪ You're kicking it up,
1328
00:42:19,955 --> 00:42:24,126
You're kicking up a scene ♪
1329
00:42:24,126 --> 00:42:29,589
♪ You're playing a song,
1330
00:42:24,126 --> 00:42:29,589
You play it on repeat ♪
1331
00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:34,803
♪ You're doing it right,
1332
00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:34,803
You do it right for me ♪
1333
00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:39,599
♪ You're doing it right,
1334
00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:39,599
You do it right for me ♪
1335
00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:42,478
♪ You're doing it right,
1336
00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:42,478
You do it right for me ♪♪
1337
00:42:42,478 --> 00:42:44,980
Which means we are 1/3
1338
00:42:42,478 --> 00:42:44,980
of the way there.
1339
00:42:44,980 --> 00:42:46,898
But school
1340
00:42:44,980 --> 00:42:46,898
is already half over.
1341
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:50,068
Thank goodness.
1342
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:50,068
What was that?
1343
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:52,446
That you-- That you boys have
1344
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:52,446
accomplished so much.
1345
00:42:52,446 --> 00:42:54,990
I think you've made
1346
00:42:52,446 --> 00:42:54,990
more than anybody
1347
00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:58,660
in Macdonald Hall history.
1348
00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:58,660
Well, not including prohibition.
1349
00:42:58,660 --> 00:43:00,329
Well, say it's not enough.
1350
00:43:00,329 --> 00:43:02,664
See, we've done
1351
00:43:00,329 --> 00:43:02,664
online contests--
1352
00:43:02,664 --> 00:43:05,501
Thank you--
1353
00:43:02,664 --> 00:43:05,501
Lottery draws, and actually,
1354
00:43:05,501 --> 00:43:07,627
I'm meeting with a Nigerian
1355
00:43:05,501 --> 00:43:07,627
prince next week.
1356
00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:09,754
We could do, like,
1357
00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:09,754
I don't know, a talent show?
1358
00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:11,881
That'd only work
1359
00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:11,881
if we had talent.
1360
00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:14,050
Eating contest?
1361
00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:14,050
Chris could do caricatures!
1362
00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:15,885
Oh, that's good.
1363
00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:15,885
Have you seen the one
1364
00:43:15,885 --> 00:43:18,305
he did of you, Mr. Sturgeon?
1365
00:43:15,885 --> 00:43:18,305
Actually, it's right here.
1366
00:43:19,973 --> 00:43:22,100
Right?
1367
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:25,187
That does not look
1368
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:25,187
anything like my...
1369
00:43:25,187 --> 00:43:27,314
car.
1370
00:43:27,314 --> 00:43:30,108
We need something big,
1371
00:43:27,314 --> 00:43:30,108
you know? Bold.
1372
00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,985
Beyond just the school,
1373
00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,985
you know?
1374
00:43:31,985 --> 00:43:34,530
Something like, um...
1375
00:43:34,530 --> 00:43:36,573
something like this cupcake.
1376
00:43:36,573 --> 00:43:39,326
Ms. Davis,
1377
00:43:36,573 --> 00:43:39,326
could you perhaps make about
1378
00:43:39,326 --> 00:43:41,453
$1000 worth of these cupcakes?
1379
00:43:41,453 --> 00:43:44,206
They look amazing.
1380
00:43:41,453 --> 00:43:44,206
Actually, Willy made those.
1381
00:43:44,206 --> 00:43:46,333
He bakes to relieve the stress.
1382
00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:48,502
You bake?
1383
00:43:48,502 --> 00:43:51,963
You bake cupcakes.
1384
00:43:48,502 --> 00:43:51,963
Your name's Willy?
1385
00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:57,052
It's William, okay?
1386
00:43:57,052 --> 00:43:59,262
That's all for today.
1387
00:43:57,052 --> 00:43:59,262
Thanks very much, Ms. Davis.
1388
00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:02,349
Thank you.
1389
00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:02,349
Well, uh, you know, anyways,
1390
00:44:02,349 --> 00:44:04,726
Willy. What are you
1391
00:44:02,349 --> 00:44:04,726
so stressed about?
1392
00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:06,895
Oh, I can't imagine.
1393
00:44:06,895 --> 00:44:10,232
In any case, I already have
1394
00:44:06,895 --> 00:44:10,232
a job to do, so thank you.
1395
00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:20,867
Headmaster Sturgeon,
1396
00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:23,078
Ms. Scrimmage is here
1397
00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:23,078
to see you.
1398
00:44:23,078 --> 00:44:25,747
She wants to show you something.
1399
00:44:25,747 --> 00:44:28,958
Headmaster Sturgeon?
1400
00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:31,002
Hello?
1401
00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:36,216
Willy? What are you doing?
1402
00:44:39,094 --> 00:44:41,638
Willy?
1403
00:44:49,104 --> 00:44:52,732
Quiet and peaceful.
1404
00:44:57,070 --> 00:45:00,156
Too peace...
1405
00:45:00,156 --> 00:45:02,242
...ful.
1406
00:45:24,806 --> 00:45:28,935
William Sturgeon, welcome to
1407
00:45:24,806 --> 00:45:28,935
Eat It or Beat It.
1408
00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:30,853
I'm your host, Kip Kipperson,
1409
00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:33,482
and you've been chosen from
1410
00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:33,482
across the country
1411
00:45:33,482 --> 00:45:35,733
to compete on live national TV
1412
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,654
in our kitchen octagon!
1413
00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:46,035
Well, actually,
1414
00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:46,035
it's a rectangle. I mean,
1415
00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:48,664
a rectangle has four sides
1416
00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:48,664
whereas an octagon has eight--
1417
00:45:48,664 --> 00:45:50,999
Now, as I'm sure you already
1418
00:45:48,664 --> 00:45:50,999
know, Eat It or Beat It
1419
00:45:50,999 --> 00:45:54,085
is a live cooking contest
1420
00:45:50,999 --> 00:45:54,085
where two amateur chefs
1421
00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:55,962
compete for $10,000
1422
00:45:55,962 --> 00:45:59,090
and the answer to that age-old
1423
00:45:55,962 --> 00:45:59,090
question, who will...
1424
00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:01,968
Eat it or beat it!
1425
00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:03,928
Yeah,
1426
00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:03,928
that's not really a question.
1427
00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:07,098
Whatever, man! It rhymes!
1428
00:46:09,685 --> 00:46:11,394
Now, Headmaster.
1429
00:46:11,394 --> 00:46:13,855
Your students have nominated
1430
00:46:11,394 --> 00:46:13,855
your amazing cupcakes.
1431
00:46:13,855 --> 00:46:17,609
So let's see if you can beat...
1432
00:46:13,855 --> 00:46:17,609
Oh, no, no, no.
1433
00:46:17,609 --> 00:46:20,654
...the headmistress of
1434
00:46:17,609 --> 00:46:20,654
the Scrimmage Academy
1435
00:46:20,654 --> 00:46:23,657
of Education and Awakening,
1436
00:46:20,654 --> 00:46:23,657
Eugenia Scrimmage!
1437
00:46:23,657 --> 00:46:25,701
No, no, no, no, no.
1438
00:46:25,701 --> 00:46:28,704
William, I confess. I was part
1439
00:46:25,701 --> 00:46:28,704
of this delightful ruse.
1440
00:46:28,704 --> 00:46:30,788
In fact, I was supposed
1441
00:46:28,704 --> 00:46:30,788
to bring you here myself,
1442
00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:32,749
but for some reason you
1443
00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:32,749
weren't in your office.
1444
00:46:32,749 --> 00:46:35,084
At any rate,
1445
00:46:32,749 --> 00:46:35,084
I don't normally approve
1446
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:38,046
of competitions, or television,
1447
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:38,046
or gluten-based foods like--
1448
00:46:38,046 --> 00:46:40,131
Let's do this, Kip.
1449
00:46:38,046 --> 00:46:40,131
Yeah!
1450
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:43,677
Well, well, Sturgeon.
1451
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:43,677
Start your ovens!
1452
00:46:44,761 --> 00:46:46,888
Is...
1453
00:46:44,761 --> 00:46:46,888
That...
1454
00:46:46,888 --> 00:46:48,806
Melvin?
1455
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,934
Now, let's get a closer look
1456
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,934
at Sturgeon and his students'
1457
00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:54,604
raw dedication in action!
1458
00:46:54,604 --> 00:46:57,524
O'Neal, more flour.
1459
00:46:54,604 --> 00:46:57,524
Walton? Eggs.
1460
00:46:57,524 --> 00:47:01,361
Hackenschleimer,
1461
00:46:57,524 --> 00:47:01,361
stop eating the butter.
1462
00:47:01,361 --> 00:47:02,945
Drimsdale, oven, 350.
1463
00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:04,822
Celsius, Fahrenheit or Kelvin,
1464
00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:04,822
sir?
1465
00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:07,492
O'Neal, oven, 350.
1466
00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:09,452
I thought that
1467
00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:09,452
was a valid question.
1468
00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:11,621
Yes. For our
1469
00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:11,621
cruelty-free cupcakes,
1470
00:47:11,621 --> 00:47:13,915
we substitute
1471
00:47:11,621 --> 00:47:13,915
carrot for chocolate,
1472
00:47:13,915 --> 00:47:16,334
rice flour for wheat,
1473
00:47:13,915 --> 00:47:16,334
tofu for flavor,
1474
00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:18,836
and soy milk for happiness.
1475
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:21,172
Cruelty-free.
1476
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:21,172
I think they got it.
1477
00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:24,634
Walton, pans.
1478
00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:24,634
O'Neal, paper cups.
1479
00:47:24,634 --> 00:47:27,136
This is bedlam! This is crazy!
1480
00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:29,639
We got people cooking here,
1481
00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:29,639
people cooking there,
1482
00:47:29,639 --> 00:47:31,725
and what's gonna come of it?
1483
00:47:29,639 --> 00:47:31,725
Who's to say?
1484
00:47:31,725 --> 00:47:33,893
Probably something delicious,
1485
00:47:31,725 --> 00:47:33,893
I tells ya.
1486
00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:37,439
I eat all this stuff for months.
1487
00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:37,439
I take this home after the shoot
1488
00:47:37,439 --> 00:47:39,482
and I just eat it! Look at me!
1489
00:47:39,482 --> 00:47:42,110
I am a product of this cooking!
1490
00:47:42,110 --> 00:47:44,195
You know what I'm talking about.
1491
00:47:42,110 --> 00:47:44,195
Ah-ha-ha!
1492
00:47:49,701 --> 00:47:52,245
Hackenschleimer, what did
1493
00:47:49,701 --> 00:47:52,245
I say about eating the butter?
1494
00:47:52,245 --> 00:47:53,830
It's delicious?
1495
00:47:53,830 --> 00:47:56,458
O'Neal, oven status.
1496
00:47:57,959 --> 00:48:01,129
O'Neal. O'Neal!
1497
00:48:01,129 --> 00:48:03,632
Hey, Bruno!
1498
00:48:01,129 --> 00:48:03,632
What are you doing, man?
1499
00:48:03,632 --> 00:48:05,300
We have to go finish
1500
00:48:03,632 --> 00:48:05,300
the contest.
1501
00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:07,009
Dude,
1502
00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:07,009
the contest doesn't matter.
1503
00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:11,055
We could win $10,000.
1504
00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:11,055
How does that not matter?
1505
00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:14,684
Please. Dude, the real money
1506
00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:14,684
is in the advertising.
1507
00:48:14,684 --> 00:48:17,103
Just like NASCAR. Man, you just
1508
00:48:14,684 --> 00:48:17,103
get a bunch of businesses
1509
00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:19,939
to give you money to wear their
1510
00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:19,939
logos in front of cameras.
1511
00:48:19,939 --> 00:48:22,567
So if I wear
1512
00:48:19,939 --> 00:48:22,567
your company's logo,
1513
00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:25,612
you'll give me how much again?
1514
00:48:25,612 --> 00:48:27,739
Wow. Uh, okay.
1515
00:48:27,739 --> 00:48:29,198
How many zeroes is that?
1516
00:48:29,198 --> 00:48:31,326
So the Eat It or Beat It
1517
00:48:29,198 --> 00:48:31,326
contest was--
1518
00:48:31,326 --> 00:48:32,952
Was just a way
1519
00:48:31,326 --> 00:48:32,952
to get cameras here.
1520
00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:34,537
As soon as they
1521
00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:34,537
announce the winner,
1522
00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:37,248
I step out onto stage wearing
1523
00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:37,248
my 20 different logos
1524
00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:39,668
for all the world to see.
1525
00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:39,668
There's no way the girls
1526
00:48:39,668 --> 00:48:41,461
are gonna beat us
1527
00:48:39,668 --> 00:48:41,461
at fundraising, then.
1528
00:48:41,461 --> 00:48:43,546
And any idea how much money
1529
00:48:41,461 --> 00:48:43,546
we're gonna make?
1530
00:48:43,546 --> 00:48:46,132
$25,000.
1531
00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:48,050
Burton,
1532
00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:48,050
how did you know that?
1533
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:51,971
In battle, Walton,
1534
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:51,971
information is everything.
1535
00:48:51,971 --> 00:48:54,390
Yes, I know it's expensive,
1536
00:48:51,971 --> 00:48:54,390
okay?
1537
00:48:54,390 --> 00:48:56,518
But if you want
1538
00:48:54,390 --> 00:48:56,518
your logo on national TV,
1539
00:48:56,518 --> 00:48:58,728
you're gonna pay the same
1540
00:48:56,518 --> 00:48:58,728
as everyone else, Mom.
1541
00:48:58,728 --> 00:49:01,690
Yes.
1542
00:49:01,690 --> 00:49:05,777
This was my idea.
1543
00:49:01,690 --> 00:49:05,777
And I got my own sponsors.
1544
00:49:05,777 --> 00:49:07,737
Wait a minute!
1545
00:49:07,737 --> 00:49:10,281
That's my mom's logo.
1546
00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:12,992
I guess she knows a winner
1547
00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:12,992
when she sees one.
1548
00:49:12,992 --> 00:49:14,952
You know, boys,
1549
00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:17,079
this may well be
1550
00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:17,079
the finest bunch
1551
00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:18,956
of cupcakes I've ever made.
1552
00:49:25,755 --> 00:49:27,965
Walton!
1553
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,968
Be careful!
1554
00:50:02,417 --> 00:50:05,127
Scrimmage girls!
1555
00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:08,130
Defend our honor!
1556
00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:11,927
♪♪ Going out on the weekend ♪
1557
00:50:11,927 --> 00:50:15,722
♪ Front line boys left behind ♪
1558
00:50:15,722 --> 00:50:18,433
♪ Never show them
1559
00:50:15,722 --> 00:50:18,433
Your weakness ♪
1560
00:50:18,433 --> 00:50:21,269
♪ Come on,
1561
00:50:18,433 --> 00:50:21,269
Let's see some lines ♪
1562
00:50:21,269 --> 00:50:23,187
♪ Two, three, four, charge ♪
1563
00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:26,733
♪ If you want to prove you can
1564
00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:26,733
Really feel something ♪
1565
00:50:26,733 --> 00:50:29,193
♪ This is war ♪
1566
00:50:29,193 --> 00:50:31,571
♪ Fight with
1567
00:50:29,193 --> 00:50:31,571
Your dancing shoes ♪
1568
00:50:31,571 --> 00:50:37,034
♪ Ring the bell and get
1569
00:50:31,571 --> 00:50:37,034
Hammered across the floor ♪
1570
00:50:58,389 --> 00:50:59,975
♪ Jeans get out of the closet ♪
1571
00:50:59,975 --> 00:51:02,602
♪ Freedom can't be denied ♪♪
1572
00:51:02,602 --> 00:51:03,937
Serves him right.
1573
00:51:03,937 --> 00:51:06,940
He hates vanilla. Ha-ha-ha!
1574
00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:10,610
Ladies and gentlemen at home,
1575
00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:10,610
I've never seen such savagery
1576
00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:12,821
in all my years
1577
00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:12,821
of food reporting.
1578
00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:19,035
No! No!
1579
00:51:19,035 --> 00:51:22,413
No! No! No, my dignity!
1580
00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:24,958
My dignity... no...
1581
00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:37,428
Get me the listings for all
1582
00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:37,428
the Macdonald Hall parents.
1583
00:51:39,305 --> 00:51:42,099
All of them.
1584
00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:44,143
When we say leadership,
1585
00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:44,143
that's not what we mean.
1586
00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:46,354
A food fight
1587
00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:46,354
on national television?
1588
00:51:46,354 --> 00:51:49,357
It's not my fault. I mean,
1589
00:51:46,354 --> 00:51:49,357
I was barely involved!
1590
00:51:49,357 --> 00:51:51,359
Well, we had a nice chat
1591
00:51:51,359 --> 00:51:54,320
with Tom Hartley from York
1592
00:51:51,359 --> 00:51:54,320
Academy, and he assures us
1593
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,614
that you'll fit in great
1594
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,614
when you go there next year.
1595
00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:59,158
No. Please. Anything but that.
1596
00:51:59,158 --> 00:52:01,577
Uh... Have you seen my website?
1597
00:52:01,577 --> 00:52:04,914
Yo, Boots. Man, we have got to
1598
00:52:01,577 --> 00:52:04,914
go see The Fish, like pronto.
1599
00:52:04,914 --> 00:52:08,584
I don't think it's very--
1600
00:52:04,914 --> 00:52:08,584
Hi, Mr. and Mrs. O'Neal.
1601
00:52:08,584 --> 00:52:10,045
Good to see you.
1602
00:52:10,045 --> 00:52:13,548
I was actually just telling
1603
00:52:10,045 --> 00:52:13,548
your son Melvin here
1604
00:52:13,548 --> 00:52:16,258
that the headmaster wants
1605
00:52:13,548 --> 00:52:16,258
to see us. I'm pretty sure
1606
00:52:16,258 --> 00:52:18,761
it is something good.
1607
00:52:16,258 --> 00:52:18,761
So ha-ha, A plus.
1608
00:52:18,761 --> 00:52:21,305
Our decision is final,
1609
00:52:18,761 --> 00:52:21,305
Melvin.
1610
00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:23,432
Goodbye, Bruno.
1611
00:52:23,432 --> 00:52:25,060
Oh, man.
1612
00:52:23,432 --> 00:52:25,060
She totally bought that.
1613
00:52:25,060 --> 00:52:26,811
Yo, man.
1614
00:52:25,060 --> 00:52:26,811
I have to tell you something.
1615
00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:28,187
No, we have no time.
1616
00:52:28,187 --> 00:52:30,439
You have to clean up
1617
00:52:28,187 --> 00:52:30,439
and I really gotta start
1618
00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:32,775
practicing my groveling.
1619
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,992
No more fundraising.
1620
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,992
That is it.
1621
00:52:40,992 --> 00:52:43,995
Sir, with the advertising
1622
00:52:40,992 --> 00:52:43,995
money we're over halfway there.
1623
00:52:43,995 --> 00:52:47,289
Like, we can't just stop.
1624
00:52:47,289 --> 00:52:50,376
If we don't get this pool,
1625
00:52:47,289 --> 00:52:50,376
Boots is gone for sure.
1626
00:52:50,376 --> 00:52:53,295
By the time you get your pool,
1627
00:52:53,295 --> 00:52:55,464
we may not have
1628
00:52:53,295 --> 00:52:55,464
any students left.
1629
00:52:55,464 --> 00:52:58,259
Apparently Hartley just called
1630
00:52:55,464 --> 00:52:58,259
every Macdonald Hall parent,
1631
00:52:58,259 --> 00:53:00,887
assuring them that this would
1632
00:52:58,259 --> 00:53:00,887
never happen at York Academy.
1633
00:53:00,887 --> 00:53:02,972
Oh! Give me...
1634
00:53:02,972 --> 00:53:04,849
half an hour
1635
00:53:02,972 --> 00:53:04,849
and two dozen cupcakes
1636
00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:07,309
and I can make sure this kind of
1637
00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:07,309
thing happens at York.
1638
00:53:07,309 --> 00:53:09,478
Believe me, sir.
1639
00:53:07,309 --> 00:53:09,478
I'm sorry, boys.
1640
00:53:09,478 --> 00:53:11,898
I can't risk the
1641
00:53:09,478 --> 00:53:11,898
entire school on this.
1642
00:53:11,898 --> 00:53:14,233
Pool fund is closed
1643
00:53:11,898 --> 00:53:14,233
for the rest of the year.
1644
00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:22,617
Look. I know this is
1645
00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:22,617
a major disappointment,
1646
00:53:22,617 --> 00:53:24,869
but as Macdonald Hall boys,
1647
00:53:22,617 --> 00:53:24,869
I expect you
1648
00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:26,871
to follow the rules.
1649
00:53:26,871 --> 00:53:29,082
So that's it.
1650
00:53:29,082 --> 00:53:31,751
Okay? No more fundraising.
1651
00:53:31,751 --> 00:53:34,336
No more schemes. Understood?
1652
00:53:34,336 --> 00:53:37,465
Understood.
1653
00:53:34,336 --> 00:53:37,465
Yeah, understood.
1654
00:53:48,017 --> 00:53:51,729
This is not the end.
1655
00:53:48,017 --> 00:53:51,729
This is just the beginning.
1656
00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:55,191
We need to keep it on the
1657
00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:55,191
down-low. We need to be smart.
1658
00:53:55,191 --> 00:53:59,112
We need to be organized.
1659
00:53:55,191 --> 00:53:59,112
We-- Where's Wilbur?
1660
00:53:59,112 --> 00:54:03,365
After Eat It or Beat It,
1661
00:53:59,112 --> 00:54:03,365
he went into butter shock.
1662
00:54:03,365 --> 00:54:05,994
His parents told him
1663
00:54:03,365 --> 00:54:05,994
no more scheming, or else.
1664
00:54:05,994 --> 00:54:08,537
Okay, okay.
1665
00:54:05,994 --> 00:54:08,537
Well, one man down.
1666
00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:10,623
We can handle that.
1667
00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:10,623
It's not that big of a deal.
1668
00:54:10,623 --> 00:54:12,041
Um, actually,
1669
00:54:10,623 --> 00:54:12,041
there's something
1670
00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:14,752
I've been meaning
1671
00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:14,752
to tell you guys.
1672
00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:18,547
I've just been spending so much
1673
00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:18,547
time with this project and...
1674
00:54:18,547 --> 00:54:21,801
I checked out
1675
00:54:18,547 --> 00:54:21,801
my average the other day
1676
00:54:21,801 --> 00:54:25,680
and it was an A... minus.
1677
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,557
Minus, Bruno!
1678
00:54:28,557 --> 00:54:30,685
Minus!
1679
00:54:31,978 --> 00:54:34,313
He'll-- He'll be okay.
1680
00:54:34,313 --> 00:54:36,941
Uh, Chris?
1681
00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:39,360
You know, any ideas?
1682
00:54:47,368 --> 00:54:51,664
You're not just gonna
1683
00:54:47,368 --> 00:54:51,664
give up too, right?
1684
00:54:51,664 --> 00:54:54,542
Bruno, I don't want
1685
00:54:51,664 --> 00:54:54,542
to give up.
1686
00:54:54,542 --> 00:54:58,295
I am giving up.
1687
00:54:54,542 --> 00:54:58,295
Just ruin the show, then.
1688
00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:01,716
Just walk away, you know?
1689
00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:01,716
Your sponsors should be ashamed.
1690
00:55:01,716 --> 00:55:05,594
We're giving you all the money
1691
00:55:01,716 --> 00:55:05,594
we earned, aren't we?
1692
00:55:05,594 --> 00:55:07,138
That's the least you could do.
1693
00:55:07,138 --> 00:55:09,682
You wanna see the most I can do?
1694
00:55:09,682 --> 00:55:11,642
Guys! Stop!
1695
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:14,854
This is exactly what got us
1696
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:14,854
here in the first place.
1697
00:55:21,569 --> 00:55:23,529
Training tomorrow?
1698
00:55:23,529 --> 00:55:27,116
Sure.
1699
00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:33,455
No, guys, just wait.
1700
00:55:37,043 --> 00:55:40,213
Maybe-- Maybe if I talk
1701
00:55:37,043 --> 00:55:40,213
to their parents...
1702
00:55:40,213 --> 00:55:43,049
Yeah, parents love me!
1703
00:55:40,213 --> 00:55:43,049
Well, yours do, at least.
1704
00:55:43,049 --> 00:55:45,342
Bruno, I gotta tell you
1705
00:55:43,049 --> 00:55:45,342
something, man.
1706
00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:48,470
No. You don't have to say it,
1707
00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:48,470
dude. I already know.
1708
00:55:48,470 --> 00:55:50,347
You do?
1709
00:55:48,470 --> 00:55:50,347
You're worried
1710
00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:52,808
I'm giving up on you too.
1711
00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:52,808
Dude,
1712
00:55:52,808 --> 00:55:55,561
I made a promise to you
1713
00:55:52,808 --> 00:55:55,561
and everyone else, okay?
1714
00:55:55,561 --> 00:55:57,646
We are getting that pool,
1715
00:55:55,561 --> 00:55:57,646
because...
1716
00:55:57,646 --> 00:55:59,523
I just came up
1717
00:55:57,646 --> 00:55:59,523
with the ultimate idea.
1718
00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:01,567
What?
1719
00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:01,567
I know you have enough
1720
00:56:01,567 --> 00:56:03,444
to worry about with the race
1721
00:56:01,567 --> 00:56:03,444
and everything.
1722
00:56:03,444 --> 00:56:05,280
So just leave it to me, okay?
1723
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:08,783
I swear I won't let you down.
1724
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:08,783
You're a good friend, Bruno.
1725
00:56:08,783 --> 00:56:11,035
No, dude, I'm not good.
1726
00:56:11,035 --> 00:56:13,788
I'm the best.
1727
00:56:13,788 --> 00:56:15,581
Yeah, man, I'll see you--
1728
00:56:13,788 --> 00:56:15,581
See you later?
1729
00:56:15,581 --> 00:56:17,708
Yeah.
1730
00:56:15,581 --> 00:56:17,708
All right.
1731
00:56:28,052 --> 00:56:30,554
Hey! That's ours.
1732
00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:34,225
"Property of York Academy."
1733
00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:34,225
Doesn't sound like yours.
1734
00:56:34,225 --> 00:56:36,936
Actually, we crossed
1735
00:56:34,225 --> 00:56:36,936
the Y out with a D, so...
1736
00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:45,236
It said "Dork"!
1737
00:56:45,236 --> 00:56:47,529
Hey, O'Neal.
1738
00:56:45,236 --> 00:56:47,529
Here we are again.
1739
00:56:47,529 --> 00:56:50,616
And here's my joke: you suck.
1740
00:56:58,166 --> 00:57:01,752
All right!
1741
00:56:58,166 --> 00:57:01,752
Let's beat it.
1742
00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:11,095
Boots...
1743
00:57:11,095 --> 00:57:13,222
What about the team?
1744
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:19,020
Look at the sign.
1745
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:19,020
$5, please.
1746
00:57:19,020 --> 00:57:20,980
Thank you, sir.
1747
00:57:20,980 --> 00:57:24,192
Thank you. Have a nice day.
1748
00:57:24,192 --> 00:57:26,735
Quickly, quickly, quickly,
1749
00:57:24,192 --> 00:57:26,735
quickly, quickly. Next!
1750
00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:28,821
Your money ready, sir.
1751
00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:34,535
I didn't believe it. They told
1752
00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:34,535
me, but I didn't believe it.
1753
00:57:34,535 --> 00:57:36,662
I know, right?
1754
00:57:34,535 --> 00:57:36,662
Dude, I can't believe
1755
00:57:36,662 --> 00:57:38,622
we didn't think of this
1756
00:57:36,662 --> 00:57:38,622
sooner. It's like...
1757
00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:41,167
Okay, look, it's just like you
1758
00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:41,167
said. Nobody loves the school
1759
00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:43,836
as much as I do, you know?
1760
00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:43,836
Not the kids, not the parents
1761
00:57:43,836 --> 00:57:46,547
and definitely not the people
1762
00:57:43,836 --> 00:57:46,547
driving by every day for free.
1763
00:57:46,547 --> 00:57:48,549
Bruno...
1764
00:57:48,549 --> 00:57:51,177
you gotta stop this, man.
1765
00:57:48,549 --> 00:57:51,177
Guys?
1766
00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:56,015
I made $200 in 15 minutes.
1767
00:57:56,015 --> 00:57:58,393
But it's illegal!
1768
00:57:56,015 --> 00:57:58,393
Guys!
1769
00:57:58,393 --> 00:58:00,936
Look. Desperate times call for
1770
00:57:58,393 --> 00:58:00,936
desperately flawed schemes.
1771
00:58:00,936 --> 00:58:02,563
I'm trying to
1772
00:58:00,936 --> 00:58:02,563
save the school, dudes.
1773
00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:05,066
Why don't you just trust me?
1774
00:58:05,066 --> 00:58:07,318
It's not just about you, Bruno!
1775
00:58:07,318 --> 00:58:10,529
Every time you come up with one
1776
00:58:07,318 --> 00:58:10,529
of your crazy, wacky schemes,
1777
00:58:10,529 --> 00:58:12,823
we're the ones who have to deal
1778
00:58:10,529 --> 00:58:12,823
with the consequences,
1779
00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:15,243
while you just go ahead
1780
00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:15,243
and do something else crazy.
1781
00:58:15,243 --> 00:58:18,246
And we've had enough. Enough!
1782
00:58:18,246 --> 00:58:20,873
And that...
1783
00:58:20,873 --> 00:58:25,420
is the worst Comic Sans font
1784
00:58:20,873 --> 00:58:25,420
I've ever seen.
1785
00:58:25,420 --> 00:58:29,173
Chris... you talk?!
1786
00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:30,841
And you're British?
1787
00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,509
Guys!
1788
00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,509
What?
1789
00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,220
It's The Fish!
1790
00:58:34,220 --> 00:58:37,181
Walton!
1791
00:58:34,220 --> 00:58:37,181
Scatter, scatter, scatter!
1792
00:58:39,558 --> 00:58:42,603
♪♪ Up too late on Saturday
1793
00:58:39,558 --> 00:58:42,603
This is what I want ♪
1794
00:58:42,603 --> 00:58:46,190
♪ Then I won't go to work
1795
00:58:42,603 --> 00:58:46,190
Then I'm gonna get paid ♪
1796
00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:47,775
Hi, girls!
1797
00:58:47,775 --> 00:58:49,902
Bye girls! Please help.
1798
00:58:47,775 --> 00:58:49,902
Omm...
1799
00:58:49,902 --> 00:58:52,780
Excuse me, excuse me.
1800
00:58:52,780 --> 00:58:54,656
Beg your pardon, ladies.
1801
00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:58,077
♪ Kids, they just want to have
1802
00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:58,077
Fun, kids just wanna have fun ♪
1803
00:58:58,077 --> 00:58:59,954
♪ Kids, they wanna have fun ♪
1804
00:58:59,954 --> 00:59:02,415
♪ Kids just wanna have fun
1805
00:58:59,954 --> 00:59:02,415
All right! ♪
1806
00:59:05,126 --> 00:59:07,378
♪ Well, they go out
1807
00:59:05,126 --> 00:59:07,378
To the rock and roll show ♪
1808
00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:09,880
♪ Kids just wanna have fun ♪
1809
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,049
So this was the plan when
1810
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,049
Sturgeon showed up?
1811
00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:14,176
Have him catch us?
1812
00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:14,176
I'm just trying the best
1813
00:59:14,176 --> 00:59:18,347
I could do on my own, dude.
1814
00:59:14,176 --> 00:59:18,347
Walton!
1815
00:59:18,347 --> 00:59:20,224
O'Neal.
1816
00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:23,685
♪ Kids, they just want to have
1817
00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:23,685
Fun, kids just wanna have fun ♪
1818
00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:26,272
♪ Kids, they wanna have fun ♪
1819
00:59:26,272 --> 00:59:28,232
♪ Kids just wanna have fun
1820
00:59:26,272 --> 00:59:28,232
Let's go! ♪
1821
00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:31,735
Will you stop at nothing
1822
00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:31,735
to make me look foolish?
1823
00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:34,071
Of course.
1824
00:59:35,864 --> 00:59:39,368
♪ Wanna have fun, kids,
1825
00:59:35,864 --> 00:59:39,368
They just want to have fun ♪
1826
00:59:39,368 --> 00:59:41,829
I think we caught a fish.
1827
00:59:41,829 --> 00:59:45,207
♪ They wanna have fun
1828
00:59:41,829 --> 00:59:45,207
Kids just wanna have fun ♪♪
1829
00:59:49,545 --> 00:59:51,880
Sir, you have to believe us.
1830
00:59:49,545 --> 00:59:51,880
This is all our fault.
1831
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,591
It's actually true,
1832
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,591
Officer. The toll road,
1833
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:57,052
the traffic jam...
1834
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:57,052
I caused it.
1835
00:59:57,052 --> 00:59:59,305
Your headmaster's the one
1836
00:59:57,052 --> 00:59:59,305
that got caught in the trap,
1837
00:59:59,305 --> 01:00:02,057
there, boys. So it's up
1838
00:59:59,305 --> 01:00:02,057
to Ms. Scrimmage this time.
1839
01:00:02,057 --> 01:00:03,851
Oh, no.
1840
01:00:02,057 --> 01:00:03,851
Mr. Sturgeon and I
1841
01:00:03,851 --> 01:00:05,561
may have had our difference
1842
01:00:03,851 --> 01:00:05,561
in the past,
1843
01:00:05,561 --> 01:00:07,604
but there's no need
1844
01:00:05,561 --> 01:00:07,604
for any charges.
1845
01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:10,024
Good.
1846
01:00:10,024 --> 01:00:12,734
Free to go, sir.
1847
01:00:18,449 --> 01:00:21,160
I'll just take 'em off.
1848
01:00:26,457 --> 01:00:28,459
And as for the traps,
1849
01:00:28,459 --> 01:00:30,419
ever since our last
1850
01:00:28,459 --> 01:00:30,419
incident with the police,
1851
01:00:30,419 --> 01:00:32,380
the girls have become
1852
01:00:30,419 --> 01:00:32,380
very security conscious.
1853
01:00:32,380 --> 01:00:34,798
I can assure you,
1854
01:00:32,380 --> 01:00:34,798
Officer, these boys
1855
01:00:34,798 --> 01:00:36,717
will be very
1856
01:00:34,798 --> 01:00:36,717
severely dealt with.
1857
01:00:36,717 --> 01:00:38,760
William, isn't it
1858
01:00:36,717 --> 01:00:38,760
how you dealt with it
1859
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,513
last time that led
1860
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,513
to all of this?
1861
01:00:40,513 --> 01:00:44,517
Is there anything else,
1862
01:00:40,513 --> 01:00:44,517
Officer?
1863
01:00:44,517 --> 01:00:48,645
Uh-uh. Go ahead.
1864
01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,814
Thank you.
1865
01:00:53,442 --> 01:00:56,195
Uh, Mr. Sturgeon?
1866
01:00:59,031 --> 01:01:01,867
I just wanted to say,
1867
01:00:59,031 --> 01:01:01,867
um, you got a little...
1868
01:01:01,867 --> 01:01:05,329
something. And I just wanted to
1869
01:01:01,867 --> 01:01:05,329
make sure that, you know,
1870
01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:07,582
this won't affect anything
1871
01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:07,582
for the pool. You know,
1872
01:01:07,582 --> 01:01:10,167
the plans and everything.
1873
01:01:07,582 --> 01:01:10,167
Mostly for the future.
1874
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:12,878
The future?
1875
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:12,878
Yeah.
1876
01:01:12,878 --> 01:01:16,632
Oh, there's no future.
1877
01:01:12,878 --> 01:01:16,632
Not for the pool,
1878
01:01:16,632 --> 01:01:18,426
not for the fundraising.
1879
01:01:18,426 --> 01:01:20,595
It's all over.
1880
01:01:20,595 --> 01:01:23,347
And as for you two,
1881
01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:26,016
you'll both see
1882
01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:26,016
what your future holds.
1883
01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:41,198
♪♪ Here again ♪
1884
01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:42,991
♪ I never thought ♪
1885
01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:47,704
♪ It'd be like this again ♪
1886
01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:50,416
♪ How could I know it'd be ♪
1887
01:01:50,416 --> 01:01:53,502
♪ With you again? ♪
1888
01:01:56,088 --> 01:02:00,217
♪ And now we're wasting time ♪
1889
01:02:02,428 --> 01:02:05,681
♪ And we're wasting life ♪
1890
01:02:09,310 --> 01:02:12,854
♪ As we drive ♪
1891
01:02:15,149 --> 01:02:17,734
♪ As we drive ♪
1892
01:02:21,656 --> 01:02:24,074
♪ As we drive ♪
1893
01:02:30,623 --> 01:02:34,376
We're going to make
1894
01:02:30,623 --> 01:02:34,376
French croissants today.
1895
01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:37,463
May I use this...
1896
01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:37,463
What?
1897
01:02:37,463 --> 01:02:40,174
What, Ms. Davis? What?
1898
01:02:40,174 --> 01:02:42,593
On my walk over here,
1899
01:02:42,593 --> 01:02:45,012
I happened to pass
1900
01:02:42,593 --> 01:02:45,012
Bruno and Boots,
1901
01:02:45,012 --> 01:02:47,389
soaking wet and exhausted.
1902
01:02:45,012 --> 01:02:47,389
Ms. Davis,
1903
01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:48,890
this is an administrative
1904
01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:48,890
matter.
1905
01:02:48,890 --> 01:02:50,726
Please do not concern yourself
1906
01:02:48,890 --> 01:02:50,726
with it.
1907
01:02:50,726 --> 01:02:53,312
This is not about
1908
01:02:50,726 --> 01:02:53,312
the Hall, or some pool,
1909
01:02:53,312 --> 01:02:55,814
or even teaching those boys
1910
01:02:53,312 --> 01:02:55,814
a lesson anymore.
1911
01:02:55,814 --> 01:02:57,858
This is about you
1912
01:02:55,814 --> 01:02:57,858
being embarrassed
1913
01:02:57,858 --> 01:03:00,611
in front of all those boys
1914
01:02:57,858 --> 01:03:00,611
and girls and Ms. Scrimmage.
1915
01:03:00,611 --> 01:03:02,779
They broke the rules
1916
01:03:00,611 --> 01:03:02,779
and they knew it.
1917
01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:05,866
Oh, Willy, come on.
1918
01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:05,866
You are punishing those boys
1919
01:03:05,866 --> 01:03:08,994
because they care more about the
1920
01:03:05,866 --> 01:03:08,994
school than your stupid rules.
1921
01:03:08,994 --> 01:03:11,997
That is not
1922
01:03:08,994 --> 01:03:11,997
an administrative matter.
1923
01:03:11,997 --> 01:03:14,958
That stinks like a fish.
1924
01:03:27,638 --> 01:03:29,181
What are you doing?
1925
01:03:29,181 --> 01:03:30,807
Does it look like
1926
01:03:29,181 --> 01:03:30,807
I'm sleeping?
1927
01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:32,685
Because that might give you
1928
01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:32,685
a hint.
1929
01:03:32,685 --> 01:03:34,436
Nah, dude.
1930
01:03:32,685 --> 01:03:34,436
You gotta help me come up with
1931
01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:35,937
some more stuff
1932
01:03:34,436 --> 01:03:35,937
for this fan site.
1933
01:03:35,937 --> 01:03:39,024
Man, I don't have
1934
01:03:35,937 --> 01:03:39,024
a website or a fan page,
1935
01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:42,695
or whatever. I have a collection
1936
01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:42,695
of out-of-focus pictures
1937
01:03:42,695 --> 01:03:44,905
with some poorly spelled
1938
01:03:42,695 --> 01:03:44,905
motivational quotes.
1939
01:03:44,905 --> 01:03:47,533
Dude, these quotes
1940
01:03:44,905 --> 01:03:47,533
are awesome. Look.
1941
01:03:47,533 --> 01:03:50,536
Look.
1942
01:03:50,536 --> 01:03:53,789
"Never forget
1943
01:03:50,536 --> 01:03:53,789
where you parked."
1944
01:03:53,789 --> 01:03:57,626
What? Come on, man.
1945
01:03:53,789 --> 01:03:57,626
Dude, that's good advice.
1946
01:03:57,626 --> 01:03:59,503
Besides, man.
1947
01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:01,922
If you didn't have me, you
1948
01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:01,922
wouldn't even have a fan site.
1949
01:04:01,922 --> 01:04:03,549
If it wasn't for you,
1950
01:04:03,549 --> 01:04:05,593
I wouldn't be smelling
1951
01:04:03,549 --> 01:04:05,593
like garbage and chalk
1952
01:04:05,593 --> 01:04:07,928
for the last two weeks.
1953
01:04:05,593 --> 01:04:07,928
And, you know,
1954
01:04:07,928 --> 01:04:09,888
I never even asked you
1955
01:04:07,928 --> 01:04:09,888
to make a fan site.
1956
01:04:09,888 --> 01:04:12,516
How am I supposed to sell your
1957
01:04:09,888 --> 01:04:12,516
parents if you've just given up?
1958
01:04:12,516 --> 01:04:14,602
I have given up, Bruno.
1959
01:04:14,602 --> 01:04:16,687
Look, the fan site
1960
01:04:14,602 --> 01:04:16,687
hasn't done anything.
1961
01:04:16,687 --> 01:04:18,731
The fundraisers, the schemes...
1962
01:04:18,731 --> 01:04:21,316
My parents are sending me
1963
01:04:18,731 --> 01:04:21,316
to York next year anyway.
1964
01:04:21,316 --> 01:04:24,653
Man, it's over.
1965
01:04:21,316 --> 01:04:24,653
Wait, what?
1966
01:04:24,653 --> 01:04:27,448
Dude...
1967
01:04:27,448 --> 01:04:29,324
why didn't you tell me that?
1968
01:04:29,324 --> 01:04:32,160
Because you would have just
1969
01:04:29,324 --> 01:04:32,160
come up with some crazy new plan
1970
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:33,829
and gotten us into even more
1971
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:33,829
trouble.
1972
01:04:33,829 --> 01:04:36,039
Well, shows what you know.
1973
01:04:36,039 --> 01:04:38,333
Okay, I didn't know that
1974
01:04:36,039 --> 01:04:38,333
and I still came up
1975
01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:39,835
with some crazy, insane plan
1976
01:04:39,835 --> 01:04:41,336
that got us into a bunch
1977
01:04:39,835 --> 01:04:41,336
of trouble.
1978
01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:43,297
But you know,
1979
01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:43,297
at least I'm trying.
1980
01:04:43,297 --> 01:04:45,924
Who cares? We lost!
1981
01:04:45,924 --> 01:04:48,135
Like we do against every
1982
01:04:45,924 --> 01:04:48,135
swim meet with York.
1983
01:04:48,135 --> 01:04:49,886
You know, maybe we should
1984
01:04:48,135 --> 01:04:49,886
just accept it.
1985
01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,055
Maybe winning
1986
01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,055
really isn't everything.
1987
01:04:52,055 --> 01:04:55,016
Do you know who says stuff
1988
01:04:52,055 --> 01:04:55,016
like that, Boots? Losers.
1989
01:04:55,016 --> 01:04:57,728
Maybe I'd rather be
1990
01:04:55,016 --> 01:04:57,728
a loser with friends
1991
01:04:57,728 --> 01:04:59,730
than a winner with just you.
1992
01:05:03,108 --> 01:05:05,026
Bruno. Yo, wait, man.
1993
01:05:03,108 --> 01:05:05,026
I didn't mean that--
1994
01:05:05,026 --> 01:05:06,612
No, just, just...
1995
01:05:06,612 --> 01:05:08,656
It's not what you did wrong,
1996
01:05:06,612 --> 01:05:08,656
okay?
1997
01:05:08,656 --> 01:05:10,324
I couldn't be mad
1998
01:05:08,656 --> 01:05:10,324
at you or anything
1999
01:05:10,324 --> 01:05:12,534
I'm just getting frustrated.
2000
01:05:10,324 --> 01:05:12,534
Where are you going?
2001
01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:14,829
Just leave me alone!
2002
01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:14,829
Oh, my God--
2003
01:05:22,878 --> 01:05:25,589
Go get Wilbur.
2004
01:05:29,635 --> 01:05:32,596
Thing is, you may not be
2005
01:05:29,635 --> 01:05:32,596
entirely responsible for,
2006
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,807
you know, the entire
2007
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,807
turn of events.
2008
01:05:34,807 --> 01:05:39,311
Sometimes it's important to let
2009
01:05:34,807 --> 01:05:39,311
an outside party help you see
2010
01:05:39,311 --> 01:05:41,897
how you may be using, you know,
2011
01:05:41,897 --> 01:05:44,191
your own issues to get in
2012
01:05:41,897 --> 01:05:44,191
the way of what's important.
2013
01:05:44,191 --> 01:05:48,236
Like your job and,
2014
01:05:44,191 --> 01:05:48,236
uh, friendship.
2015
01:05:48,236 --> 01:05:51,031
Do you know what I'm saying?
2016
01:05:51,031 --> 01:05:54,284
Sir,
2017
01:05:51,031 --> 01:05:54,284
are you feeling all right?
2018
01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:57,037
I'm trying to say I'm sorry.
2019
01:05:57,037 --> 01:05:59,707
Okay?
2020
01:05:59,707 --> 01:06:02,083
Headmaster Sturgeon.
2021
01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:05,295
Bob Hartley here.
2022
01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:05,295
Did I catch you at a bad time?
2023
01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:07,506
I won't be a second.
2024
01:06:07,506 --> 01:06:10,300
Just heard some rumblings
2025
01:06:07,506 --> 01:06:10,300
about your swim team.
2026
01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:12,302
Toll road, or some such?
2027
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:15,013
Your concern is very,
2028
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:15,013
very touching, Hartley.
2029
01:06:15,013 --> 01:06:17,850
Well, I just wanted to give
2030
01:06:15,013 --> 01:06:17,850
you the opportunity
2031
01:06:17,850 --> 01:06:20,101
to back out
2032
01:06:17,850 --> 01:06:20,101
of next weeks' swim meet.
2033
01:06:20,101 --> 01:06:22,979
Ha, ha! I wouldn't want
2034
01:06:20,101 --> 01:06:22,979
to cause you any more...
2035
01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:24,773
embarrassment.
2036
01:06:26,441 --> 01:06:28,861
I want you to listen very,
2037
01:06:26,441 --> 01:06:28,861
very carefully
2038
01:06:28,861 --> 01:06:31,196
to what I'm about
2039
01:06:28,861 --> 01:06:31,196
to say to you, Hartley.
2040
01:06:31,196 --> 01:06:34,491
My boys have
2041
01:06:31,196 --> 01:06:34,491
never embarrassed me,
2042
01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:37,619
or the school, or themselves.
2043
01:06:37,619 --> 01:06:42,207
Not once. What they have done
2044
01:06:37,619 --> 01:06:42,207
is stood up for Macdonald Hall
2045
01:06:42,207 --> 01:06:44,668
with honor, enthusiasm,
2046
01:06:42,207 --> 01:06:44,668
and a good spirit
2047
01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:47,713
that your boys
2048
01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:47,713
would do well to learn.
2049
01:06:47,713 --> 01:06:50,966
In fact, the only time
2050
01:06:47,713 --> 01:06:50,966
it would embarrass me
2051
01:06:50,966 --> 01:06:53,093
is if they didn't
2052
01:06:50,966 --> 01:06:53,093
stand up to a bunch
2053
01:06:53,093 --> 01:06:56,847
of arrogant,
2054
01:06:53,093 --> 01:06:56,847
over-privileged turkeys.
2055
01:06:56,847 --> 01:06:58,849
I--
2056
01:06:58,849 --> 01:07:01,727
And that's not gonna happen
2057
01:06:58,849 --> 01:07:01,727
on my watch.
2058
01:07:01,727 --> 01:07:04,813
Goodbye, Hartley!
2059
01:07:09,985 --> 01:07:13,071
Shake hands, apologize
2060
01:07:09,985 --> 01:07:13,071
and get back to work.
2061
01:07:13,071 --> 01:07:16,366
There's a race to win.
2062
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:27,628
Bruno, you know why I didn't
2063
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:27,628
tell you about me going to York?
2064
01:07:27,628 --> 01:07:30,088
Sure. You didn't
2065
01:07:27,628 --> 01:07:30,088
want me to come up
2066
01:07:30,088 --> 01:07:32,883
with some crazy
2067
01:07:30,088 --> 01:07:32,883
Bruno scheme, right?
2068
01:07:32,883 --> 01:07:34,718
Dude, believe me, I get it.
2069
01:07:34,718 --> 01:07:37,763
No, no. It wasn't that.
2070
01:07:37,763 --> 01:07:42,267
I didn't want
2071
01:07:37,763 --> 01:07:42,267
to tell you because...
2072
01:07:42,267 --> 01:07:45,813
because I felt like
2073
01:07:42,267 --> 01:07:45,813
I let you down.
2074
01:07:45,813 --> 01:07:48,189
You know?
2075
01:07:45,813 --> 01:07:48,189
After everything you did for me.
2076
01:07:48,189 --> 01:07:51,568
And I'm sorry.
2077
01:07:54,529 --> 01:07:57,908
You're a good friend, Boots.
2078
01:07:54,529 --> 01:07:57,908
No, I'm not.
2079
01:07:57,908 --> 01:07:59,994
I'm the best.
2080
01:08:02,955 --> 01:08:05,833
You boys here
2081
01:08:02,955 --> 01:08:05,833
to catch round two?
2082
01:08:05,833 --> 01:08:09,628
No, of course not.
2083
01:08:09,628 --> 01:08:12,213
Why? Should I go
2084
01:08:09,628 --> 01:08:12,213
grab some chairs?
2085
01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:14,341
Very funny.
2086
01:08:14,341 --> 01:08:16,635
It sure is nice to
2087
01:08:14,341 --> 01:08:16,635
have the kind of pals
2088
01:08:16,635 --> 01:08:19,638
you don't have to be all weird
2089
01:08:16,635 --> 01:08:19,638
to and apologize to, eh?
2090
01:08:19,638 --> 01:08:22,349
Um...
2091
01:08:22,349 --> 01:08:25,101
I'm sorry I brought
2092
01:08:22,349 --> 01:08:25,101
so much fun into your lives.
2093
01:08:27,228 --> 01:08:29,523
Um...
2094
01:08:29,523 --> 01:08:32,067
I'm sorry for not
2095
01:08:29,523 --> 01:08:32,067
listening to you guys
2096
01:08:32,067 --> 01:08:34,486
and getting you
2097
01:08:32,067 --> 01:08:34,486
into all that trouble.
2098
01:08:34,486 --> 01:08:38,198
So when do we start
2099
01:08:34,486 --> 01:08:38,198
fundraising?
2100
01:08:38,198 --> 01:08:40,826
We can't.
2101
01:08:38,198 --> 01:08:40,826
The swim meet's next week
2102
01:08:40,826 --> 01:08:44,287
and Boots is going to York
2103
01:08:40,826 --> 01:08:44,287
unless we help him win.
2104
01:08:44,287 --> 01:08:47,457
So let's do it.
2105
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,046
Come here, you.
2106
01:08:55,549 --> 01:08:57,592
Hey, guys.
2107
01:08:59,219 --> 01:09:01,930
You know, you can't have
2108
01:08:59,219 --> 01:09:01,930
a proper swim team
2109
01:09:01,930 --> 01:09:04,058
without proper
2110
01:09:01,930 --> 01:09:04,058
training equipment.
2111
01:09:04,058 --> 01:09:06,727
So this friend of yours
2112
01:09:04,058 --> 01:09:06,727
went to every school
2113
01:09:06,727 --> 01:09:09,312
in the area, picked up all the
2114
01:09:06,727 --> 01:09:09,312
scrap equipment she could,
2115
01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:11,857
and then needed some help
2116
01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:11,857
putting it together.
2117
01:09:11,857 --> 01:09:14,568
So how could I say no to someone
2118
01:09:11,857 --> 01:09:14,568
so determined, huh?
2119
01:09:14,568 --> 01:09:16,862
Thanks...
2120
01:09:16,862 --> 01:09:18,906
for sticking with me.
2121
01:09:23,410 --> 01:09:27,039
This is sweet.
2122
01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:38,133
George! George.
2123
01:09:38,133 --> 01:09:41,511
Haven't you been expelled yet?
2124
01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:43,972
What were you and Bruno
2125
01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:43,972
fighting about anyway?
2126
01:09:43,972 --> 01:09:46,850
I'm-- I'm Bruno.
2127
01:09:43,972 --> 01:09:46,850
He's Boots.
2128
01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:49,561
I don't actually care.
2129
01:09:49,561 --> 01:09:51,354
Boots is still going to York
2130
01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:54,315
and we still only have
2131
01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:54,315
75 grand for our pool.
2132
01:09:56,026 --> 01:10:00,989
I-I-I'm sorry. Did you say
2133
01:09:56,026 --> 01:10:00,989
you've raised $75,000?
2134
01:10:00,989 --> 01:10:03,033
As in seven five?
2135
01:10:03,033 --> 01:10:05,410
And we still have
2136
01:10:03,033 --> 01:10:05,410
to double it. But like,
2137
01:10:05,410 --> 01:10:07,245
how are we supposed to
2138
01:10:05,410 --> 01:10:07,245
do that?
2139
01:10:07,245 --> 01:10:10,248
And before Boots leaves?
2140
01:10:07,245 --> 01:10:10,248
It's impossible.
2141
01:10:10,248 --> 01:10:13,376
Bruno,
2142
01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:17,005
you don't like me
2143
01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:17,005
and frankly, I don't like you.
2144
01:10:17,005 --> 01:10:19,133
But there's one thing
2145
01:10:17,005 --> 01:10:19,133
we both love.
2146
01:10:19,133 --> 01:10:22,385
Animals dressed
2147
01:10:19,133 --> 01:10:22,385
in doctor outfits?
2148
01:10:22,385 --> 01:10:23,887
No.
2149
01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:27,891
Money.
2150
01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:27,891
Now what if I told you
2151
01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:30,644
I could help double
2152
01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:30,644
yours within a week.
2153
01:10:30,644 --> 01:10:32,980
Okay...
2154
01:10:32,980 --> 01:10:35,065
Follow me.
2155
01:10:36,984 --> 01:10:40,320
It's totally brilliant.
2156
01:10:36,984 --> 01:10:40,320
It is insanely complicated,
2157
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,948
but it might just work.
2158
01:10:42,948 --> 01:10:44,491
We can't do it.
2159
01:10:42,948 --> 01:10:44,491
Okay, hold up, bro.
2160
01:10:44,491 --> 01:10:46,701
I don't think we should do this.
2161
01:10:44,491 --> 01:10:46,701
Espe--
2162
01:10:46,701 --> 01:10:48,536
Oh. Wait. We can't?
2163
01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:50,872
Any plan I come up with
2164
01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:50,872
just gets you guys
2165
01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:53,167
into a bunch of trouble
2166
01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:53,167
and honestly,
2167
01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:55,293
I don't really want to do that
2168
01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:55,293
to you guys anymore.
2169
01:10:55,293 --> 01:10:57,337
That's...
2170
01:10:57,337 --> 01:11:00,215
mature... of you.
2171
01:11:00,215 --> 01:11:02,383
Are you feeling okay, buddy?
2172
01:11:02,383 --> 01:11:04,302
We can do this.
2173
01:11:04,302 --> 01:11:07,014
Guys, I told you. I'm done
2174
01:11:04,302 --> 01:11:07,014
with coming up with--
2175
01:11:07,014 --> 01:11:09,265
This isn't about you,
2176
01:11:07,014 --> 01:11:09,265
Bruno.
2177
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:11,852
It's about the Hall.
2178
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:11,852
We got this.
2179
01:11:11,852 --> 01:11:13,728
We don't got this. Like, no.
2180
01:11:13,728 --> 01:11:15,897
You don't understand
2181
01:11:13,728 --> 01:11:15,897
what's going on--
2182
01:11:19,067 --> 01:11:21,028
Yo, we got this, man.
2183
01:11:21,028 --> 01:11:23,530
Clean yourself.
2184
01:11:21,028 --> 01:11:23,530
Yeah, okay.
2185
01:11:23,530 --> 01:11:27,534
So you're sure about this York
2186
01:11:23,530 --> 01:11:27,534
Academy Gold Club, George?
2187
01:11:27,534 --> 01:11:30,996
My friend,
2188
01:11:27,534 --> 01:11:30,996
there are rich kids
2189
01:11:30,996 --> 01:11:33,540
and then there are rich kids.
2190
01:11:48,555 --> 01:11:51,558
Not a scratch.
2191
01:11:54,602 --> 01:11:57,898
Bruno, Cathy.
2192
01:11:54,602 --> 01:11:57,898
Allow me to introduce you
2193
01:11:57,898 --> 01:12:00,734
to Randolph Mortimer
2194
01:11:57,898 --> 01:12:00,734
Winthorpe the Seventh.
2195
01:12:00,734 --> 01:12:03,904
Or is it the Eighth?
2196
01:12:00,734 --> 01:12:03,904
Who can keep track?
2197
01:12:03,904 --> 01:12:06,240
George, never got
2198
01:12:03,904 --> 01:12:06,240
a chance to congratulate you
2199
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:08,658
on that Lorelai IPO. Good tip.
2200
01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:12,704
Thank you, Randolph. I'm sorry
2201
01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:12,704
you didn't take my advice.
2202
01:12:12,704 --> 01:12:15,207
So is my portfolio.
2203
01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:21,629
I'm interested in something
2204
01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:21,629
a little more... underground.
2205
01:12:21,629 --> 01:12:25,842
Never took you for the
2206
01:12:21,629 --> 01:12:25,842
underground sort, George.
2207
01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:27,552
Are you sure?
2208
01:12:27,552 --> 01:12:31,014
Well, it isn't my money.
2209
01:12:27,552 --> 01:12:31,014
It's theirs.
2210
01:12:31,014 --> 01:12:33,267
These aren't your porters?
2211
01:12:33,267 --> 01:12:36,895
Uh, 40,000 from the students
2212
01:12:33,267 --> 01:12:36,895
at Macdonald Hall.
2213
01:12:36,895 --> 01:12:39,355
And 35 from the girls
2214
01:12:36,895 --> 01:12:39,355
at the Scrimmage Academy.
2215
01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:42,317
They want to bet it--
2216
01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:42,317
And all of it--
2217
01:12:42,317 --> 01:12:44,945
On the swim meet today.
2218
01:12:44,945 --> 01:12:48,573
Who let them have money?
2219
01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:51,326
Well, I think
2220
01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:51,326
it's just adorable.
2221
01:12:51,326 --> 01:12:54,162
But we need the cash on hand
2222
01:12:51,326 --> 01:12:54,162
before we can place any bets.
2223
01:12:54,162 --> 01:12:57,082
It is on its way.
2224
01:13:15,683 --> 01:13:19,104
All right,
2225
01:13:15,683 --> 01:13:19,104
it's safe to move now.
2226
01:13:19,104 --> 01:13:22,482
That was a long morning.
2227
01:13:50,135 --> 01:13:52,095
Sorry.
2228
01:13:56,183 --> 01:13:59,602
Are you sure about these guys?
2229
01:13:56,183 --> 01:13:59,602
I'm sorry,
2230
01:13:59,602 --> 01:14:02,939
but no money, no betting.
2231
01:14:02,939 --> 01:14:05,608
That's okay. I heard the Gold
2232
01:14:02,939 --> 01:14:05,608
Club's not the most exclusive
2233
01:14:05,608 --> 01:14:07,485
secret private school
2234
01:14:05,608 --> 01:14:07,485
club anyways.
2235
01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:09,404
Did you know the girls
2236
01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:09,404
at the Havermore College
2237
01:14:09,404 --> 01:14:11,948
have a dodo bird exhibit?
2238
01:14:09,404 --> 01:14:11,948
Oh, really?
2239
01:14:11,948 --> 01:14:15,243
How would you like
2240
01:14:11,948 --> 01:14:15,243
to see a live dodo bird?
2241
01:14:17,371 --> 01:14:19,580
We gotta go.
2242
01:14:17,371 --> 01:14:19,580
Joan,
2243
01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:21,582
the last time I went out
2244
01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:21,582
for lunch I got hit
2245
01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:24,627
by a flying cupcake. I'm just
2246
01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:24,627
going to stay right here.
2247
01:14:24,627 --> 01:14:26,671
She was supposed
2248
01:14:24,627 --> 01:14:26,671
to leave for lunch!
2249
01:14:26,671 --> 01:14:30,425
What do we do now?
2250
01:14:30,425 --> 01:14:32,552
Is that a rope ladder?
2251
01:14:35,055 --> 01:14:37,932
I'll go. You guys stay clear.
2252
01:14:37,932 --> 01:14:40,852
Take this for the road.
2253
01:14:40,852 --> 01:14:42,770
Tell the world my story.
2254
01:14:42,770 --> 01:14:45,273
Go, buddy, go!
2255
01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:50,611
Arnold.
2256
01:14:50,611 --> 01:14:51,946
You know you don't have to race
2257
01:14:51,946 --> 01:14:54,115
if you're having
2258
01:14:51,946 --> 01:14:54,115
an asthma attack, right?
2259
01:14:54,115 --> 01:14:56,659
I'm fine.
2260
01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:04,084
See?
2261
01:15:04,084 --> 01:15:05,919
Anyways, it's like you said.
2262
01:15:05,919 --> 01:15:09,089
Never, ever give up.
2263
01:15:09,089 --> 01:15:13,343
Was that before or after
2264
01:15:09,089 --> 01:15:13,343
you totally gave up?
2265
01:15:13,343 --> 01:15:16,304
Okay, yeah.
2266
01:15:13,343 --> 01:15:16,304
I deserved that one
2267
01:15:16,304 --> 01:15:18,348
and what are you doing here?
2268
01:15:18,348 --> 01:15:22,185
Independent study. Maybe I'll
2269
01:15:18,348 --> 01:15:22,185
put the footage on your website.
2270
01:15:22,185 --> 01:15:25,563
Should it go in
2271
01:15:22,185 --> 01:15:25,563
the "winningocity" section,
2272
01:15:25,563 --> 01:15:27,482
or under "superbulence"?
2273
01:15:27,482 --> 01:15:30,985
Ha-ha. You can
2274
01:15:27,482 --> 01:15:30,985
put it under the
2275
01:15:30,985 --> 01:15:36,241
"sometimes I'm a jerk,
2276
01:15:30,985 --> 01:15:36,241
but I'm trying" section.
2277
01:15:36,241 --> 01:15:38,576
Thanks for sticking with us.
2278
01:15:36,241 --> 01:15:38,576
I already told you.
2279
01:15:38,576 --> 01:15:42,122
I know, I know.
2280
01:15:38,576 --> 01:15:42,122
It wasn't for me.
2281
01:15:42,122 --> 01:15:44,791
It was for the team.
2282
01:15:42,122 --> 01:15:44,791
I get it.
2283
01:15:44,791 --> 01:15:49,129
Well, maybe it was
2284
01:15:44,791 --> 01:15:49,129
a little bit for you.
2285
01:15:49,129 --> 01:15:53,674
But like I said,
2286
01:15:49,129 --> 01:15:53,674
that's my business.
2287
01:16:09,149 --> 01:16:13,361
This is from Picasso's little
2288
01:16:09,149 --> 01:16:13,361
known Killer Robots period.
2289
01:16:13,361 --> 01:16:17,198
I'm with Bruno! Bruno Walton!
2290
01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:29,503
Were you worried?
2291
01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:29,503
Not one bit.
2292
01:16:29,503 --> 01:16:33,131
I should probably be suspicious
2293
01:16:29,503 --> 01:16:33,131
of your burglar outfit,
2294
01:16:33,131 --> 01:16:35,675
but I'll just do what all
2295
01:16:33,131 --> 01:16:35,675
Winthorpes have done,
2296
01:16:35,675 --> 01:16:37,802
historically, and turn
2297
01:16:35,675 --> 01:16:37,802
a blind eye for profit.
2298
01:16:37,802 --> 01:16:39,595
Give the money here.
2299
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,764
Uh, you know what, guys?
2300
01:16:41,764 --> 01:16:44,600
We could stick to the plan
2301
01:16:41,764 --> 01:16:44,600
and bet all this money, or
2302
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,894
we could use it on this
2303
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,894
incredibly complicated scheme
2304
01:16:46,894 --> 01:16:48,729
I just came up with right now.
2305
01:16:46,894 --> 01:16:48,729
I swear it's--
2306
01:16:48,729 --> 01:16:50,857
It's actually pretty good.
2307
01:16:48,729 --> 01:16:50,857
Right, right, right.
2308
01:16:50,857 --> 01:16:54,819
Okay, sorry.
2309
01:16:50,857 --> 01:16:54,819
Well, shall we?
2310
01:17:03,453 --> 01:17:05,621
Go, go, go!
2311
01:17:03,453 --> 01:17:05,621
Go Macdonald!
2312
01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:09,083
Towels? Towels? Hey, guys.
2313
01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:12,253
Coach Flynn?
2314
01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:12,253
Actually, it's...
2315
01:17:12,253 --> 01:17:14,381
Assistant Towel
2316
01:17:12,253 --> 01:17:14,381
Supervisor Flynn now.
2317
01:17:14,381 --> 01:17:17,133
But they're telling me that
2318
01:17:14,381 --> 01:17:17,133
I'm gonna be all the way up to
2319
01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:19,093
full Towel Supervisor soon.
2320
01:17:19,093 --> 01:17:21,346
So...
2321
01:17:21,346 --> 01:17:25,183
I made a terrible mistake.
2322
01:17:25,183 --> 01:17:28,186
I'll just be...
2323
01:17:25,183 --> 01:17:28,186
doing this over here.
2324
01:17:28,186 --> 01:17:32,023
This is usually where the
2325
01:17:28,186 --> 01:17:32,023
coach says something inspiring,
2326
01:17:32,023 --> 01:17:35,569
but considering how
2327
01:17:32,023 --> 01:17:35,569
that usually went...
2328
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:46,246
You know, everyone says that
2329
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:46,246
winning isn't everything.
2330
01:17:46,246 --> 01:17:47,747
I mean, I used to think that was
2331
01:17:47,747 --> 01:17:50,083
just something The Fish
2332
01:17:47,747 --> 01:17:50,083
would say to us, because...
2333
01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:52,960
well... we never won anything.
2334
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:56,005
Ugh.
2335
01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:59,884
Look. But now, I think it means
2336
01:17:59,884 --> 01:18:02,262
a race is just a race.
2337
01:18:02,262 --> 01:18:04,931
You know? If you win,
2338
01:18:02,262 --> 01:18:04,931
it feels good.
2339
01:18:04,931 --> 01:18:08,643
Really good.
2340
01:18:04,931 --> 01:18:08,643
Really, really good.
2341
01:18:08,643 --> 01:18:10,895
Or so they tell me.
2342
01:18:10,895 --> 01:18:14,732
And we all know,
2343
01:18:10,895 --> 01:18:14,732
if you lose, it feels bad.
2344
01:18:14,732 --> 01:18:17,026
For a while.
2345
01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:19,279
But what lasts?
2346
01:18:22,782 --> 01:18:26,202
What lasts is the friends
2347
01:18:22,782 --> 01:18:26,202
you didn't expect to make.
2348
01:18:26,202 --> 01:18:29,705
And the things they do for you
2349
01:18:26,202 --> 01:18:29,705
that they didn't have to,
2350
01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:32,417
even when it was risky.
2351
01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:35,211
It's finding out just how much
2352
01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:35,211
people believe in you,
2353
01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:37,464
even when you didn't
2354
01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:37,464
believe in yourself.
2355
01:18:37,464 --> 01:18:39,674
So,
2356
01:18:39,674 --> 01:18:42,302
I guess the dumb
2357
01:18:39,674 --> 01:18:42,302
saying was right.
2358
01:18:42,302 --> 01:18:44,512
It really isn't
2359
01:18:42,302 --> 01:18:44,512
winning that matters.
2360
01:18:44,512 --> 01:18:47,807
It's everything else that
2361
01:18:44,512 --> 01:18:47,807
happens along the way.
2362
01:18:47,807 --> 01:18:49,892
Oh, and boys...
2363
01:18:49,892 --> 01:18:51,894
one more thing.
2364
01:18:51,894 --> 01:18:53,854
Swim real fast.
2365
01:19:06,367 --> 01:19:09,829
Swimmers,
2366
01:19:06,367 --> 01:19:09,829
please take your positions.
2367
01:19:44,030 --> 01:19:46,741
Go Boots! Woo!
2368
01:19:44,030 --> 01:19:46,741
Come on. Go Boots!
2369
01:19:46,741 --> 01:19:49,118
Go Boots! Got it!
2370
01:19:53,956 --> 01:19:56,834
Come on!
2371
01:19:53,956 --> 01:19:56,834
Turn around.
2372
01:20:00,046 --> 01:20:02,882
Come on, go back!
2373
01:20:00,046 --> 01:20:02,882
Go back! You got it!
2374
01:20:13,768 --> 01:20:15,478
Go Boots! Go Boots!
2375
01:20:15,478 --> 01:20:18,398
Swim like a fish! Come on!
2376
01:20:15,478 --> 01:20:18,398
Come on!
2377
01:20:27,114 --> 01:20:29,576
Yeah, Boots!
2378
01:20:39,043 --> 01:20:41,170
Ohh!
2379
01:20:39,043 --> 01:20:41,170
Ahh!
2380
01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:47,552
Did you see it?
2381
01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:47,552
I-I-I don't know who won.
2382
01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:02,275
Yes! Fourth place!
2383
01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:02,275
Fourth, baby!
2384
01:21:02,275 --> 01:21:04,151
Woo-hoo!
2385
01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:18,040
After much deliberation,
2386
01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:18,040
the three-member judges' panel
2387
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:21,168
unanimously finds
2388
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:21,168
for the winner...
2389
01:21:21,168 --> 01:21:24,505
York Academy!
2390
01:21:35,224 --> 01:21:38,603
Congratulations.
2391
01:21:38,603 --> 01:21:40,104
Thanks, Dad.
2392
01:21:40,104 --> 01:21:43,983
Good work, son.
2393
01:21:43,983 --> 01:21:48,279
You'll get it at home.
2394
01:21:48,279 --> 01:21:50,281
Good race.
2395
01:21:50,281 --> 01:21:54,786
Yeah. Woo! Macdonald Hall, baby.
2396
01:21:54,786 --> 01:21:57,246
Woo!
2397
01:22:02,042 --> 01:22:06,339
We're finished.
2398
01:22:02,042 --> 01:22:06,339
Me, Boots, everything. It's--
2399
01:22:06,339 --> 01:22:08,132
Bruno.
2400
01:22:06,339 --> 01:22:08,132
We lost all our money
2401
01:22:08,132 --> 01:22:09,925
and now we're never gonna get
2402
01:22:08,132 --> 01:22:09,925
this pool
2403
01:22:09,925 --> 01:22:12,178
and the Hall's gonna close
2404
01:22:09,925 --> 01:22:12,178
and everyone will blame me
2405
01:22:12,178 --> 01:22:14,305
and Chip's right.
2406
01:22:12,178 --> 01:22:14,305
We're just a bunch of losers.
2407
01:22:14,305 --> 01:22:16,891
Bruno! Look around you.
2408
01:22:16,891 --> 01:22:19,018
Whether you got the pool or not,
2409
01:22:19,018 --> 01:22:21,979
you made everybody here
2410
01:22:19,018 --> 01:22:21,979
a part of something.
2411
01:22:21,979 --> 01:22:25,358
You won, Bruno. You won.
2412
01:22:58,850 --> 01:23:00,476
What are you doing here?
2413
01:23:00,476 --> 01:23:03,646
Uh, moping and feeling
2414
01:23:00,476 --> 01:23:03,646
sorry for myself.
2415
01:23:03,646 --> 01:23:05,690
I mean, yeah, sure.
2416
01:23:05,690 --> 01:23:08,442
I learned something and we won
2417
01:23:05,690 --> 01:23:08,442
some sort of moral victory,
2418
01:23:08,442 --> 01:23:10,986
but you know, it's kind of
2419
01:23:08,442 --> 01:23:10,986
hard to swim in.
2420
01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:12,613
Uh-huh.
2421
01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:12,613
That's all very fascinating,
2422
01:23:12,613 --> 01:23:14,323
but who do I make
2423
01:23:12,613 --> 01:23:14,323
the check out to?
2424
01:23:14,323 --> 01:23:16,283
What check?
2425
01:23:16,283 --> 01:23:19,203
The check for...
2426
01:23:16,283 --> 01:23:19,203
let's see here...
2427
01:23:19,203 --> 01:23:21,997
$151,000.
2428
01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:24,208
What are you
2429
01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:24,208
talking about, George?
2430
01:23:24,208 --> 01:23:26,669
We... we lost.
2431
01:23:26,669 --> 01:23:29,004
Oh, I guess I didn't tell you.
2432
01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:31,424
I bet our money against
2433
01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:31,424
Macdonald Hall.
2434
01:23:31,424 --> 01:23:34,260
What? How could you?
2435
01:23:34,260 --> 01:23:36,470
Do you have any
2436
01:23:34,260 --> 01:23:36,470
idea how many times
2437
01:23:36,470 --> 01:23:41,016
Macdonald Hall has won
2438
01:23:36,470 --> 01:23:41,016
a swim race against York?
2439
01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:42,435
Zero.
2440
01:23:42,435 --> 01:23:45,605
Now, the school
2441
01:23:42,435 --> 01:23:45,605
might be used to losing.
2442
01:23:45,605 --> 01:23:47,565
I am not.
2443
01:23:47,565 --> 01:23:50,568
I bet against us and I won.
2444
01:23:50,568 --> 01:23:53,863
Bruno, I was wondering
2445
01:23:50,568 --> 01:23:53,863
if you knew where your--
2446
01:23:53,863 --> 01:23:56,031
Easy, easy, Bruno! Come on.
2447
01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:58,367
It's not his fault.
2448
01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:58,367
No, no, no! He did it!
2449
01:23:58,367 --> 01:24:00,828
He got us the money
2450
01:23:58,367 --> 01:24:00,828
for the pool!
2451
01:24:00,828 --> 01:24:03,706
We lost, but sir,
2452
01:24:00,828 --> 01:24:03,706
we won.
2453
01:24:03,706 --> 01:24:05,875
What are you talking about?
2454
01:24:03,706 --> 01:24:05,875
What did you do, Smythe?
2455
01:24:05,875 --> 01:24:07,919
Sir, it's not my fault.
2456
01:24:05,875 --> 01:24:07,919
It's his!
2457
01:24:07,919 --> 01:24:10,421
He did it too.
2458
01:24:07,919 --> 01:24:10,421
It wasn't just George, sir.
2459
01:24:10,421 --> 01:24:13,800
It was all of us.
2460
01:24:10,421 --> 01:24:13,800
Chris, Wilbur, Elmer,
2461
01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:16,093
and the Scrimmage girls.
2462
01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:16,093
They helped too.
2463
01:24:16,093 --> 01:24:18,012
We-- We did it together.
2464
01:24:18,012 --> 01:24:20,640
Because... well...
2465
01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:23,225
I guess people do love this
2466
01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:23,225
school as much as I do.
2467
01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:25,561
So you're saying
2468
01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:25,561
whatever you did,
2469
01:24:25,561 --> 01:24:27,521
you all did this together.
2470
01:24:27,521 --> 01:24:31,150
Hmm?
2471
01:24:27,521 --> 01:24:31,150
Yeah. Exactly.
2472
01:24:34,028 --> 01:24:36,447
That is absolutely...
2473
01:24:36,447 --> 01:24:38,491
remarkable.
2474
01:24:38,491 --> 01:24:42,161
Well done.
2475
01:24:55,215 --> 01:24:57,635
Buddy! We heard
2476
01:24:55,215 --> 01:24:57,635
about the race.
2477
01:24:57,635 --> 01:25:01,263
Yeah. You know,
2478
01:24:57,635 --> 01:25:01,263
I'm okay. I'm fine.
2479
01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:03,850
You're more than okay.
2480
01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:03,850
You're wonderful!
2481
01:25:03,850 --> 01:25:06,602
But I lost.
2482
01:25:03,850 --> 01:25:06,602
Yes,
2483
01:25:06,602 --> 01:25:09,104
but we watched the speech that
2484
01:25:06,602 --> 01:25:09,104
you gave to your teammates.
2485
01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:11,816
You did? How?
2486
01:25:11,816 --> 01:25:13,776
Well, that friend
2487
01:25:11,816 --> 01:25:13,776
of yours, Bruno,
2488
01:25:13,776 --> 01:25:15,778
has been harassing us
2489
01:25:13,776 --> 01:25:15,778
to see some website
2490
01:25:15,778 --> 01:25:17,237
for a few weeks now.
2491
01:25:17,237 --> 01:25:20,658
We finally did
2492
01:25:17,237 --> 01:25:20,658
and your speech was there.
2493
01:25:20,658 --> 01:25:23,243
Buddy, you know how we were
2494
01:25:20,658 --> 01:25:23,243
talking about leadership?
2495
01:25:23,243 --> 01:25:25,955
You know, what you said to
2496
01:25:23,243 --> 01:25:25,955
those boys, that was it!
2497
01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:29,208
So maybe we were a little
2498
01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:29,208
hasty about York Academy.
2499
01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:31,502
You mean I--
2500
01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:31,502
Yo! Boots, dude!
2501
01:25:31,502 --> 01:25:33,337
We got the pool!
2502
01:25:31,502 --> 01:25:33,337
We got the pool!
2503
01:25:33,337 --> 01:25:35,589
We just need to convince your
2504
01:25:33,337 --> 01:25:35,589
folks, but I have a plan.
2505
01:25:35,589 --> 01:25:37,842
We need three car batteries,
2506
01:25:35,589 --> 01:25:37,842
ah, four car batteries,
2507
01:25:37,842 --> 01:25:39,927
two ducks, paper clips--
2508
01:25:37,842 --> 01:25:39,927
Hey, hey, hey!
2509
01:25:39,927 --> 01:25:42,429
My mom wants to talk to you.
2510
01:25:43,556 --> 01:25:46,767
You win, Bruno.
2511
01:25:43,556 --> 01:25:46,767
Melvin can stay.
2512
01:25:46,767 --> 01:25:49,979
Awesome!
2513
01:25:46,767 --> 01:25:49,979
Uh, who's Melvin?
2514
01:25:49,979 --> 01:25:53,357
Bruno, it's me!
2515
01:25:49,979 --> 01:25:53,357
I can stay!
2516
01:25:53,357 --> 01:25:56,110
Dude, I told you!
2517
01:25:53,357 --> 01:25:56,110
Your parents love me.
2518
01:25:56,110 --> 01:25:58,487
So Boots can stay?
2519
01:25:58,487 --> 01:26:01,032
Everyone-- Everyone can stay.
2520
01:26:05,119 --> 01:26:07,496
Oh, my God!
2521
01:26:16,923 --> 01:26:19,383
Let's tighten up, guys.
2522
01:26:19,383 --> 01:26:21,802
All right, hold on.
2523
01:26:19,383 --> 01:26:21,802
Before the opening ceremonies
2524
01:26:21,802 --> 01:26:24,847
this afternoon,
2525
01:26:21,802 --> 01:26:24,847
I want to say a few words.
2526
01:26:24,847 --> 01:26:29,226
Uh... it's been quite a year.
2527
01:26:29,226 --> 01:26:31,437
Quite a journey.
2528
01:26:31,437 --> 01:26:34,398
But as a wise man once said,
2529
01:26:34,398 --> 01:26:38,069
"A journey is best measured not
2530
01:26:34,398 --> 01:26:38,069
in miles, but in friends."
2531
01:26:38,069 --> 01:26:41,280
We are standing in
2532
01:26:38,069 --> 01:26:41,280
this pool today because
2533
01:26:41,280 --> 01:26:43,574
of two such friends,
2534
01:26:43,574 --> 01:26:48,079
whose love for this school has
2535
01:26:43,574 --> 01:26:48,079
been an inspiration to us all.
2536
01:26:48,079 --> 01:26:50,414
So thank you to everyone,
2537
01:26:50,414 --> 01:26:53,250
but thank you especially
2538
01:26:50,414 --> 01:26:53,250
to Bruno and Boots
2539
01:26:53,250 --> 01:26:57,922
for unselfishly providing
2540
01:26:53,250 --> 01:26:57,922
generations of Macdonald Hall
2541
01:26:57,922 --> 01:27:00,507
and Scrimmage Academy
2542
01:26:57,922 --> 01:27:00,507
students the privilege
2543
01:27:00,507 --> 01:27:03,302
of sharing the--
2544
01:27:03,302 --> 01:27:06,097
Oh, dear.
2545
01:27:06,097 --> 01:27:09,308
The Cathy Burton Wexford Estate
2546
01:27:06,097 --> 01:27:09,308
Macdonald Hall
2547
01:27:09,308 --> 01:27:12,352
Sturgeon Memorial By-Centennial
2548
01:27:09,308 --> 01:27:12,352
Aquatic Facility and
2549
01:27:12,352 --> 01:27:15,397
Pooladium Esquire.
2550
01:27:12,352 --> 01:27:15,397
Congrats, guys.
2551
01:27:15,397 --> 01:27:18,151
Well done.
2552
01:27:19,401 --> 01:27:22,571
Okay, picture.
2553
01:27:24,323 --> 01:27:26,742
What's this for?
2554
01:27:24,323 --> 01:27:26,742
Oh, it's like...
2555
01:27:26,742 --> 01:27:29,120
Well, to say thanks for
2556
01:27:26,742 --> 01:27:29,120
putting my name on the pool.
2557
01:27:29,120 --> 01:27:32,456
Oh, also, fair's fair.
2558
01:27:32,456 --> 01:27:34,667
You never got the honor
2559
01:27:32,456 --> 01:27:34,667
of the first swim, Bruno.
2560
01:27:34,667 --> 01:27:37,586
I don't even know how to swim.
2561
01:27:34,667 --> 01:27:37,586
Oh.
2562
01:27:37,586 --> 01:27:40,965
Whoa!
2563
01:27:40,965 --> 01:27:43,717
Are you serious?
2564
01:27:47,721 --> 01:27:51,350
What are you waiting for?
2565
01:27:47,721 --> 01:27:51,350
Go jump in the pool!
2566
01:28:08,075 --> 01:28:10,119
Oh, no, no.
2567
01:28:10,119 --> 01:28:12,454
No, no.
2568
01:28:24,050 --> 01:28:27,678
So that's Macdonald Hall.
2569
01:28:24,050 --> 01:28:27,678
Best school in the country.
2570
01:28:27,678 --> 01:28:30,931
Best headmaster,
2571
01:28:27,678 --> 01:28:30,931
best students, best pool...
2572
01:28:33,517 --> 01:28:35,728
best friends.
2573
01:28:41,901 --> 01:28:45,988
Sorry. I completely looked
2574
01:28:41,901 --> 01:28:45,988
at the camera for that shot.
2575
01:28:45,988 --> 01:28:47,907
We're gonna have to--
2576
01:28:45,988 --> 01:28:47,907
Who? You looked at who?
2577
01:28:47,907 --> 01:28:50,159
Cal!
2578
01:28:47,907 --> 01:28:50,159
I looked. I'm sorry!
2579
01:28:50,159 --> 01:28:53,079
We've been best friends
2580
01:28:50,159 --> 01:28:53,079
since the "sirst"--
2581
01:28:53,079 --> 01:28:55,414
Blech. Blech. ♪♪♪
2582
01:29:00,419 --> 01:29:02,504
♪♪ Summer nights when
2583
01:29:00,419 --> 01:29:02,504
The stars are out ♪
2584
01:29:02,504 --> 01:29:04,840
♪ Reminds me of you
2585
01:29:02,504 --> 01:29:04,840
And my hometown ♪
2586
01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:07,718
♪ I remember how it used to be
2587
01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:07,718
Not a care in the world ♪
2588
01:29:07,718 --> 01:29:11,013
♪ Never felt so free
2589
01:29:07,718 --> 01:29:11,013
But tonight here we are again ♪
2590
01:29:11,013 --> 01:29:13,557
♪ In the backyard now
2591
01:29:11,013 --> 01:29:13,557
With all my friends ♪
2592
01:29:13,557 --> 01:29:17,311
♪ I lean back, put my hands in
2593
01:29:13,557 --> 01:29:17,311
The sky, let's do it all again
2594
01:29:13,557 --> 01:29:17,311
♪
2595
01:29:17,311 --> 01:29:19,521
♪ And I'm like na, na, na ♪
2596
01:29:19,521 --> 01:29:22,275
♪ Never want this night to end
2597
01:29:19,521 --> 01:29:22,275
I'm singin' ♪
2598
01:29:22,275 --> 01:29:24,235
♪ Na, na, na ♪
2599
01:29:24,235 --> 01:29:26,445
♪ Never want this night to end
2600
01:29:24,235 --> 01:29:26,445
Here's to the ♪
2601
01:29:26,445 --> 01:29:29,990
♪ Good times we've had
2602
01:29:26,445 --> 01:29:29,990
Makin' memories ♪
2603
01:29:29,990 --> 01:29:32,826
♪ To the heartbreaks
2604
01:29:29,990 --> 01:29:32,826
We've shared ♪
2605
01:29:32,826 --> 01:29:36,789
♪ You were there for me
2606
01:29:32,826 --> 01:29:36,789
Don't wanna say goodbye ♪
2607
01:29:36,789 --> 01:29:38,791
♪ This is the time of my life ♪
2608
01:29:38,791 --> 01:29:40,918
♪ To the good times,
2609
01:29:38,791 --> 01:29:40,918
Good times ♪
2610
01:29:40,918 --> 01:29:43,754
♪ I won't forget this night ♪
2611
01:29:43,754 --> 01:29:47,049
♪ Oh, whoa ♪
2612
01:29:47,049 --> 01:29:49,885
♪ Oh, whoa ♪
2613
01:29:49,885 --> 01:29:52,554
♪ Oh, uh ♪
2614
01:29:52,554 --> 01:29:54,514
♪ Ain't nowhere else
2615
01:29:52,554 --> 01:29:54,514
That I'd rather be ♪
2616
01:29:54,514 --> 01:29:57,226
♪ Than right here with you
2617
01:29:54,514 --> 01:29:57,226
Right next to me ♪
2618
01:29:57,226 --> 01:29:59,812
♪ I don't know what the future
2619
01:29:57,226 --> 01:29:59,812
Holds, five years from now ♪
2620
01:29:59,812 --> 01:30:01,438
♪ Will I still be broke? ♪
2621
01:30:01,438 --> 01:30:03,274
♪ Let's walk down
2622
01:30:01,438 --> 01:30:03,274
To the riverside ♪
2623
01:30:03,274 --> 01:30:06,401
♪ Chill out in the grass,
2624
01:30:03,274 --> 01:30:06,401
Watch a new sunrise ♪
2625
01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:08,528
♪ Lean back, put my hands
2626
01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:08,528
In the sky, let's do it ♪
2627
01:30:08,528 --> 01:30:11,782
♪ All again
2628
01:30:08,528 --> 01:30:11,782
And I'm like na, na, na ♪
2629
01:30:11,782 --> 01:30:13,617
♪ Never want this night
2630
01:30:11,782 --> 01:30:13,617
To end ♪
2631
01:30:13,617 --> 01:30:16,245
♪ Here's to the good times
2632
01:30:13,617 --> 01:30:16,245
We've had ♪
2633
01:30:16,245 --> 01:30:19,456
♪ Makin' memories
2634
01:30:16,245 --> 01:30:19,456
To the heartbreaks ♪
2635
01:30:19,456 --> 01:30:22,209
♪ We've shared
2636
01:30:19,456 --> 01:30:22,209
You were there for me ♪
2637
01:30:22,209 --> 01:30:24,670
♪ Don't wanna say goodbye ♪
2638
01:30:24,670 --> 01:30:26,964
♪ This is the time of my life ♪
2639
01:30:26,964 --> 01:30:31,551
♪ To the good times, good times
2640
01:30:26,964 --> 01:30:31,551
I won't forget this night ♪
2641
01:30:31,551 --> 01:30:35,389
♪ Na, na, na
2642
01:30:31,551 --> 01:30:35,389
Never want this night to end ♪
2643
01:30:35,389 --> 01:30:37,266
♪ I'm singin' na, na, na ♪
2644
01:30:37,266 --> 01:30:39,893
♪ Never want this night
2645
01:30:37,266 --> 01:30:39,893
To end ♪
2646
01:30:39,893 --> 01:30:44,148
♪ Don't wanna say goodbye
2647
01:30:39,893 --> 01:30:44,148
This is the time of my life ♪
2648
01:30:44,148 --> 01:30:49,236
♪ To the good times, good times
2649
01:30:44,148 --> 01:30:49,236
I won't forget this night ♪♪
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