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I just got fired.
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And what about me?
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What about you?
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What about me?
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Okay. That's it.
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I'm going over there right fucking now,
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before they leave.
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Erlich, I'm gonna use your car.
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Jared, you call Ron LaFlamme,
tell him to meet me there.
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Fuck these assholes!
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Wait. Richard, I'm coming with you.
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Here. Jared, clear this.
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Get all the smoke out of it.
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- Otherwise, it damages the device.
- Umm...
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Don't be a pussy.
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RICHARD: How could they do this?
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How could they fire me
from my own company?
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ERLICH: Just stay calm.
We're gonna fight this.
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Jesus, Richard, slow down.
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Stop, stop, stop!
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Did I just hit a deer?
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No, goddamn it!
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Fucking Stanford Robotics.
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Shit. Is this gonna make us late?
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Oh! They killed the Bam-bot.
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Fuck your Bam-bot!
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You little Stanford cunts
fucked up my grille!
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- Fucking piece of shit!
- Wait.
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You little cunt!
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- Fuck!
- RICHARD: Hey.
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This one's for your mama.
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Erlich, stop. Come on. Erlich,
we've got to get to Raviga.
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Hey, no, no. Hey, hey, hey.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- sync and corrections by Caio -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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RICHARD: Thanks for coming, Ron.
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RON: I'd bail on spin class
any day for you, Richie.
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Richard. Richard.
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I kept calling, you weren't answering.
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Talk to the hand, Monica.
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Richard, can you stop?
I can explain, okay?
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It's pretty self-explanatory, Monica.
You voted to fire me.
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What the fuck?
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I mean, there is no way I'm
letting you push me out of this.
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Our intention is not to push you out.
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We wish rather to transition you
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to a more appropriate
role within the company.
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A new CEO will be brought in to
manage day-to-day operations
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while you assume the role of
Chief Technology Officer.
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Congratulations.
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CTO? Yes.
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You want me to be an
employee at my own company?
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You would still be in
charge of the engineering,
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and you'd continue vesting your
shares, and keep your board seat.
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The same seat I had an hour ago
when you voted to fire me as CEO?
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- That came in handy.
- Richard, please.
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I realize this may be bittersweet,
but earlier this evening
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Raviga decided to officially
fund Pied Piper Series A Round
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at $5 million at a $50
million valuation.
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Essentially, you have created a company
that is too valuable for you to run.
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You should feel good about that.
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Are you kidding me? I
made the company, okay?
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I'm the one who came up
with the name "Pied Piper."
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Yeah.
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Ron, can I have a word please?
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They can't really do this, can they?
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I think they just did.
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You remember that shit deal
you brought me from Hanneman,
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and I said, "Hey, Richie,
this is a shit deal,"
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but you took it anyway
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because you wanted to do something
crazy for once in your life?
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Yes, I remember.
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Well, you basically just loaded a
gun and handed it to Hanneman,
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and Hanneman sold that gun to Raviga,
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and then Raviga just fucking
pistol-whipped you.
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But hey, at least they're letting you
keep your shares and your board seat.
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You lose a little blood
with the dilution
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for the new CEO, but I've seen worse.
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Like that shit deal you
brought me from Hanneman.
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(CHUCKLES)
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If we give Richard a
little bit of space,
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he'll be able to wrap
his head around this,
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and a smooth transition to a
new CEO will be possible.
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To wit, I served as the CEO of Aviat...
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Mr. Bachman.
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In the version of Pied Piper
in which I am invested,
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you will not be CEO. Not now. Not ever.
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Well, you, madam, are a
shrew of the first order.
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Okay. I'm not gonna let you do this.
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I'm gonna fight it.
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I understand you're upset.
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As you can see, this is a very
emotional time for me as well,
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but we have some very strong candidates
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coming in for the CEO position,
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and we would so appreciate your input.
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- My input?
- Mmm.
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You want me to help you
pick my new replacement?
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I'd rather quit.
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And I don't care how much money I lose,
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because I am gonna get it all back
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when I sue the living shit out of you!
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Okay. All right. All right.
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Ron, let's go.
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Sorry, I'm forced to inform you
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that I can no longer provide
you with legal counsel.
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What are you talking about?
You're my attorney.
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No. Technically, I'm Pied
Piper's corporate counsel,
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and you just declared
your intention to walk.
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So, in effect, you kind of
just threatened to sue me,
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and I don't take kindly to threats, Mr.
Hendricks.
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"Mr. Hendricks"?
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What happened to "Richie"?
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Unfortunately, I'm not at
liberty to discuss him
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with you either, Mr. Hendricks.
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♪ ♪
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MONICA: Richard, if I
didn't vote to remove you,
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then Laurie would've
adjourned the meeting,
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replaced my seat on the board
with someone else at Raviga,
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and then they would've
voted to remove you.
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At least this way, I'm
still in the game.
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No. You mean, at least this
way, you kept your job.
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At least the actual Judas had
the courtesy to kill himself
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after betraying his
leader, Jesus Christ.
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He's the CEO of the world.
Ever heard of him?
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Yeah. Got it. Went to Catholic school.
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Really? How long?
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Look, I'm still on the
board of this company.
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I'll be in all of the meetings.
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Maybe I can be helpful at some point.
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You wanna be helpful, Monica?
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Convince Laurie to keep me on as CEO.
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Look, I know I made some mistakes.
I wasn't perfect,
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but I'll get better. I'll even
go to one of those CEO coaches,
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like that guy at fucking Twitter.
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Richard, it's done.
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Laurie already found a new CEO.
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What? Already?
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You said that you didn't want to
be part of the interview process,
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so they picked someone this morning.
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Jack Barker. He's an incredibly
skilled, top-notch CEO.
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I don't care who he is, okay?
None of us do.
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(KEYBOARDS CLICKING)
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"Action" Jack Barker?
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Seriously? They picked that
gray-haired fossil over me?
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You said you turned the job down.
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I said it was mutual.
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Oh.
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What? That's accurate.
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He ran Entercross Systems.
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They IPO'ed in 1998 for more
than a billion dollars.
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Yeah, 20 fucking years ago.
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Tech 1.0. What has he done lately?
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After that, he ran
Turnwire for four years
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until it was acquired by
Microsoft for $2 billion.
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Holy shit. This guy's a hitter.
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He was, in the oughts. What's
he done in the 20-teens?
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Looks like he started a foundation
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in his mother's name to cure cancer.
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Yeah, how's that going? (SCOFFS)
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Yeah. I bet his mother's dead.
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Yeah, that's probably why
he started the foundation.
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Richard, Laurie's meeting
with him tomorrow.
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You should come in and talk with him.
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No fucking way.
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Think this through. I
mean, you have to know
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that you can't start another
compression company.
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No VC will fund that out
of fear of being sued,
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and unless you have
some totally different,
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game-changing idea lying around...
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So you're saying that
I'm fucked if I leave?
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No, I'm saying that...
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Okay. Well, then I guess I'm fucked,
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because I'm out.
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And when I leave, Jared's out,
Dinesh is out, Gilfoyle is out.
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Everybody's out.
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So good luck with the
company there, Monica.
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It'll just be you, Laurie Bream,
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and some fucking asshole who
can't even cure cancer.
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He's right.
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Where Richard goes, I go.
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Monica, excuse how high I am,
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but are the uniforms in Catholic
schools as low-cut as they are online?
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Fuck off.
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Did you tell Richard you were out?
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No. Did you?
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No.
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Are we out?
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Hmm.
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♪ ♪
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(MURMURING)
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Did Gavin tell you what this is about?
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- We haven't spoken in some time.
- (APPLAUSE)
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Thank you all for coming
on such short notice.
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I have a difficult announcement to make.
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We, in the tech business, often
refer to failure as a good thing.
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Failure is growth.
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Failure is learning.
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But sometimes failure is just failure.
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I think...
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♪ ♪
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't think it would be this hard.
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But goodbyes are always hard,
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especially when I am the
one saying goodbye.
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Today, effective immediately,
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I, Gavin Belson, founder
and CEO of Hooli,
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am forced to officially say goodbye
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to the entire Nucleus division.
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(MURMURING)
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All Nucleus personnel will be given
proper notice and terminated.
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But make no mistake.
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Though they're the ones leaving,
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it is I who must remain and bear
the heavy burden of their failure.
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It is my fault.
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I trusted them to get the job done.
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But that is the price of leadership.
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Thank you.
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(APPLAUSE)
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That was the gutsiest
thing I've ever seen.
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Amazing.
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So, wait, does that mean...
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Uh... Denpok?
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Can I have your Big Gulp?
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♪ ♪
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I know we keep saying this,
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but even though Richard
is a great guy...
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And a brilliant coder.
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He's wonderful.
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Nevertheless, he is
lacking in certain...
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managerial capacities.
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- Totally fair.
- It's fair, right?
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He's still a great coder.
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And an amazing human being.
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- Okay, look.
- Such...
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We have a lot of shit we
want to say about him.
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Do we have to keep prefacing it
with all this nice-guy stuff?
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I mean, if so, we're
gonna be here all night.
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Yeah, we kind of do, though,
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just to offset the shittiness
of all the shitty stuff.
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What if we use like a dictionary patch?
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To compress all the nice-guy stuff.
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Like an acronym.
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Exactly.
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"Richard is great, but you know"...
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R-I-G-B-Y.
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Rigby.
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Rigby is all the nice-guy stuff.
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Okay. Rigby.
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But he just assumed we
were gonna leave with him,
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which is kind of total bullshit, right?
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That's really arrogant.
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Rigby. We gave up our own apps...
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so that we could bust our asses for him.
254
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,658
Why the fuck should we give
up our Pied Piper shares
255
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:43,909
right when we get funded
256
00:10:43,994 --> 00:10:45,410
because he's too much of a prima donna
257
00:10:45,546 --> 00:10:47,412
to let someone experienced come in
258
00:10:47,548 --> 00:10:49,915
and run the company the way
its supposed to be run.
259
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,166
- Rigby.
- Rigby.
260
00:10:51,252 --> 00:10:53,335
Now I'm actually getting
kind of fucking angry!
261
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,971
I mean, we put in so
much work for no pay,
262
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,673
and now he thinks he's
gonna walk out on us?
263
00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,391
I mean, seriously, fuck that guy.
264
00:10:59,476 --> 00:11:01,260
Fuck him. Rigby.
265
00:11:03,681 --> 00:11:05,597
What are we gonna do?
266
00:11:06,817 --> 00:11:08,267
- Rigby.
- Rigby.
267
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:14,523
Richard, I have something
that might cheer you up.
268
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:18,694
What is this?
269
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,696
Go on, Gloomy Gus, open it.
270
00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:31,089
Okay.
271
00:11:31,175 --> 00:11:35,510
So this is a box of files with
companies' information on it?
272
00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:39,848
No. These are all companies that I
took the liberty of reaching out to
273
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:44,102
that are actually offering
you the job of CTO.
274
00:11:44,188 --> 00:11:45,103
Really?
275
00:11:45,189 --> 00:11:46,972
Some of these companies are pretty good.
276
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,641
Flutterbeam's like... really good.
277
00:11:49,727 --> 00:11:51,693
Of course it is. They all are.
278
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:54,146
You're the belle of the ball,
279
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,982
and these are all your swains,
280
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,234
hoping for a glimpse of ankle.
281
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♪ ♪
282
00:12:05,626 --> 00:12:09,828
Ah. The nest wherein the asp doth coil.
283
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,330
Where's Richard? Is he coming?
284
00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:12,664
Nope.
285
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:15,667
Congratulations, you've
successfully broken a good man.
286
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,002
Is that Barker?
287
00:12:17,087 --> 00:12:19,554
Uh... yeah.
288
00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:20,839
What are you gonna do?
289
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:24,509
I just spent the last 16 hours
cherry-picking Friars Roasts
290
00:12:24,645 --> 00:12:26,978
for the premium old-man jokes.
291
00:12:27,064 --> 00:12:29,231
Essentially, I'm going
to beat him to death
292
00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:30,682
with his own titanium hips.
293
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,101
Not just for me, but for Richard.
294
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:41,610
Jack Barker, aka Action Jack.
295
00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:43,111
We meet at last.
296
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,329
Erlich Bachman.
297
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,031
Mr. Bachman.
298
00:12:46,116 --> 00:12:47,499
Pleasure to finally meet you.
299
00:12:47,584 --> 00:12:48,667
I'm a big fan.
300
00:12:48,752 --> 00:12:51,086
Oh, really? Of what? Metamucil?
301
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:53,839
Polio? The phonograph?
302
00:12:53,924 --> 00:12:55,624
A nice piece of fish?
303
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,342
Segregated water fountains?
304
00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:01,713
Senior citizen discounts at
Perkins Family restaurants?
305
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:06,134
Erectile dysfunction because
of corroded penile arteries?
306
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,720
Deviled eggs as an entrée?
307
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,723
Liking Ike?
308
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:12,691
No.
309
00:13:12,776 --> 00:13:14,693
None of those, Mr. Bachman.
310
00:13:14,778 --> 00:13:16,228
I am a fan of yours.
311
00:13:16,313 --> 00:13:20,232
Have been ever since you
were at the helm of Aviato.
312
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,486
You know Aviato?
313
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,072
Yes. Aviato.
314
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,408
My Aviato?
315
00:13:29,493 --> 00:13:31,910
Is there any other Aviato?
316
00:13:31,995 --> 00:13:34,246
Well, legally, there cannot be.
317
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,580
Mr. Barker, pleasure to meet you.
318
00:13:35,666 --> 00:13:36,998
- Is that a poppy seed muffin?
- Yes, sir.
319
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:39,584
Well, Poppy wants one 'cause
Mommy already got hers.
320
00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:41,002
(LAUGHS)
321
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:43,505
Hooli stock jumped seven percent today
322
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,474
on this news that Gavin
Belson is writing down
323
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,642
the entire Nucleus project.
324
00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:49,010
What's happening here?
325
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,145
It was a courageous move.
326
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,313
He's a straight shooter,
327
00:13:51,432 --> 00:13:53,181
and obviously Wall Street
is responding to that.
328
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,066
WOMAN: So, what else do you think...
329
00:13:55,152 --> 00:13:56,768
So, by our account,
330
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,321
just under 50 percent of
Hooli employment agreements
331
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,189
include a non-compete clause.
332
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:05,327
The same clause that caused us to lose
the Pied Piper lawsuit in arbitration
333
00:14:05,446 --> 00:14:06,611
and are thus legally invalid,
334
00:14:06,747 --> 00:14:09,498
calling into question
some of our IP ownership.
335
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,167
Shit. I was afraid of that.
336
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:15,954
But hypothetically, this also
presents an opportunity.
337
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:19,007
Any of those people could be
dismissed with no severance.
338
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,125
Any unvested stock
339
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,843
would return to the company option pool.
340
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:26,131
So, in other words, we have the right
to terminate any of those people
341
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,600
with no repercussions whatsoever,
342
00:14:28,685 --> 00:14:30,936
and we'd actually make money?
343
00:14:31,021 --> 00:14:32,804
Correct.
344
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:36,141
You know, our annual
individual performance reviews
345
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:40,228
showed a 20 percent incidence
of sub-standard work.
346
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,615
So essentially, one out of
every five Hooli team members
347
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:46,284
deserve to be fired.
348
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:51,156
Oh, I'm sorry. What?
349
00:14:55,212 --> 00:14:56,828
So, are you nervous?
350
00:14:56,914 --> 00:14:58,914
No, actually. I feel pretty good.
351
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,883
Flutterbeam was the best
company we looked at.
352
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,002
Their tech is great.
Their offer is amazing.
353
00:15:04,087 --> 00:15:05,337
Actually, I'm kind of pumped.
354
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,006
Well, your pumpedness makes me pumped.
355
00:15:08,091 --> 00:15:09,674
You just got... okay.
356
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:10,675
- I'll do it.
- Yeah.
357
00:15:10,811 --> 00:15:13,178
All right. Well, Jared...
358
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,064
we gotta one day figure out what
we're gonna do for you for a job.
359
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,900
Richard, you'll go. You'll
establish yourself,
360
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,486
and when the time is
right, you'll send for me.
361
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:24,406
Richard, you have to talk to this man.
362
00:15:24,525 --> 00:15:26,324
Who, Barker? Pass.
363
00:15:26,410 --> 00:15:27,993
This guy is real, okay, Richard?
364
00:15:28,078 --> 00:15:29,528
With his managerial skills
365
00:15:29,613 --> 00:15:31,196
and your talent as an engineer,
366
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,532
we could be talking
about the D-word here.
367
00:15:33,617 --> 00:15:35,450
- Dick?
- No. Decacorn.
368
00:15:35,536 --> 00:15:40,338
A company that's valued over $10 billion
before its initial public offering.
369
00:15:40,424 --> 00:15:41,289
All right?
370
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,874
He's still at Raviga for another hour.
371
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,259
Please go talk to him.
372
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:47,796
Sorry, I can't do that. I'm
already set up at Flutterbeam.
373
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,765
Whose CEO, unprompted, said,
374
00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:54,719
"A brain like Richard's comes
along once in a generation."
375
00:15:56,974 --> 00:15:58,974
Sorry. I'm just proud.
376
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,310
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
377
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,946
Richard, I'm not asking
you to spoon with the guy
378
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,064
or even fork him.
379
00:16:06,149 --> 00:16:08,233
- What I'm asking for...
- What is that?
380
00:16:08,318 --> 00:16:11,069
Forking is when you use
your dick and your two legs
381
00:16:11,154 --> 00:16:12,404
to stab him in the lower torso.
382
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,789
I'm asking for you to take
10 minutes and talk to him
383
00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:16,958
before you throw everything
that we built away.
384
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,960
And yes, I did say "we."
385
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,212
I mean, if you want to stop by Raviga,
386
00:16:21,298 --> 00:16:23,081
it's on the way to Flutterbeam.
387
00:16:25,335 --> 00:16:28,219
I mean, I threw some Tyson-level
haymakers at this guy.
388
00:16:28,305 --> 00:16:30,221
Richard, he didn't flinch.
389
00:16:30,307 --> 00:16:32,257
He floats like a butterfly.
390
00:16:32,342 --> 00:16:33,725
Hey, Richard.
391
00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:35,760
What's going on?
392
00:16:35,896 --> 00:16:37,929
- We've been talking.
- RICHARD: Okay.
393
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,515
Guys, this isn't really a great time.
Richard.
394
00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:43,435
We wanna tell you something. Right?
395
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,419
Yeah, it's something important.
396
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,204
Maybe later. So, Richard?
397
00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:48,372
Guys, come on.
398
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:52,460
We know you're leaving...
399
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,295
- Yep. Well aware.
- ...but...
400
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,266
- We're not. Yeah.
- ...we're gonna stay at Pied Piper.
401
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,469
(LAUGHS)
402
00:17:02,805 --> 00:17:03,721
Really?
403
00:17:03,806 --> 00:17:04,972
Why are you laughing?
404
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,558
I'm sorry. Wow.
405
00:17:07,643 --> 00:17:09,143
Well, it's just that you really think
406
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:12,062
that you're gonna be able to
scale the platform without me?
407
00:17:12,148 --> 00:17:13,481
Goddamn it!
408
00:17:13,506 --> 00:17:14,922
- Yeah.
- You don't think we can?
409
00:17:14,947 --> 00:17:16,030
Well, I know you can't.
410
00:17:16,055 --> 00:17:17,237
That's a bold statement.
411
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,987
- Richard.
- We have massive tech debt.
412
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:23,457
You really think that you can
scale and deploy my library
413
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,409
without any input from me?
414
00:17:25,495 --> 00:17:26,494
Are you serious here?
415
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,628
- Yes, we do.
- Yeah.
416
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,498
Then I guess you are truly delusional.
417
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,633
Well, I think you're an arrogant prick.
418
00:17:33,503 --> 00:17:34,635
I'm the arrogant prick.
419
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,170
Okay. This is coming from two people
420
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,506
who think they know everything
about code they didn't even write.
421
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,341
We wrote a lot of the code.
422
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,843
- You wrote some of it.
- You know what? We're gonna stay,
423
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,563
and we're gonna build Pied
Piper just to prove you wrong.
424
00:17:45,681 --> 00:17:47,181
Okay. Thank you for the
solidarity by the way,
425
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,315
and sticking with your friend.
426
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,350
You know what, Erlich?
427
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,151
You can tell Barker to go fuck himself,
428
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,520
so I can go to Flutterbeam
429
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,606
and then watch these two
assholes crash and burn
430
00:17:55,691 --> 00:17:58,275
trying to build out Pied
Piper by themselves.
431
00:17:58,361 --> 00:17:59,493
This'll be great.
432
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,446
(SIGHS) Great timing, guys.
Thank you so much.
433
00:18:02,532 --> 00:18:03,864
Premium stuff, Dinesh.
434
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,833
- Richard. Richard?
- (DOOR CLOSES)
435
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,703
Well, we are now living
in a post-Rigby world.
436
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,705
♪ ♪
437
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:14,875
Man, this place is amazing.
438
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,711
Yeah. We raised a shit ton of money.
439
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,047
We're growing fast as balls.
440
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,182
But we're not exactly super psyched
441
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,134
with the quality of our engineering.
442
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,970
Well, it's a good thing
I'm here then, right?
443
00:18:26,055 --> 00:18:28,055
Yeah.
444
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,107
All joking aside, I actually
have a few thoughts
445
00:18:30,226 --> 00:18:31,475
on your video platform if you...
446
00:18:31,561 --> 00:18:33,978
We're pretty happy with
the basic platform.
447
00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:35,980
We want to hand you
something way cooler.
448
00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:38,365
It's kind of like a secret project.
449
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,151
I got to warn you, though.
It's pretty rad.
450
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,749
Sit right here.
451
00:18:43,835 --> 00:18:44,717
Okay.
452
00:18:44,802 --> 00:18:46,585
- All right.
- Oh. Hello.
453
00:18:46,671 --> 00:18:48,220
This is the present.
454
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:49,999
You ready to go to the future?
455
00:18:50,084 --> 00:18:51,333
Sure.
456
00:18:51,419 --> 00:18:53,753
Three, two, one.
457
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,037
Bam!
458
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,261
Oh. I...
I have a mustache.
459
00:18:58,353 --> 00:18:59,436
Fuck yeah, you do.
460
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:00,437
And check this out.
461
00:19:00,522 --> 00:19:02,522
Turn your head. See that?
462
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:05,775
Compositing perfect 3-D
holographic mustaches
463
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,995
using depth-sensing cameras
in a live video chat.
464
00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:10,196
And no one's doing it.
465
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,247
Nobody.
466
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,867
Sorry. This is the...
this is the rad thing?
467
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:15,952
Look, Richard, we agree, okay?
468
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,287
We're not there yet.
469
00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:19,789
We're using a crappy plug-in,
so the latency is bad.
470
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,458
You turn too fast, that
mustache is on your ear.
471
00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:24,628
But with your help, we think
we can cut our 'stache lag
472
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:27,797
to just... 20 milliseconds
motion-to-photon
473
00:19:27,883 --> 00:19:29,883
in... nine months?
474
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,301
Just in time for Movember.
475
00:19:31,386 --> 00:19:33,937
So, which one do you want
on your employee badge?
476
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:35,939
- Tom Selleck?
- COMPUTER: Aloha.
477
00:19:36,024 --> 00:19:37,941
- Ooh, Fu Manchu.
- (GONG PEALS)
478
00:19:38,026 --> 00:19:39,392
- John Waters.
- Not bad.
479
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,111
Alex Trebek. Hitler.
480
00:19:41,196 --> 00:19:43,063
- Probably not Hitler. Skip him.
- Oh yeah.
481
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,031
- Bam. Sam Elliot.
- COMPUTER: Howdy.
482
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,149
Sure.
483
00:19:46,284 --> 00:19:47,400
- (PHONE BUZZING)
- Oh. Uh...
484
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,153
Okay, so we've got to hop
on a call with biz dev...
485
00:19:50,238 --> 00:19:50,886
Okay.
486
00:19:50,938 --> 00:19:53,501
...but feel free to keep
on 'staching. Okay?
487
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,241
- There you go.
- All right.
488
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:58,328
Hey, if you want to have your attorney
look over the employment agreement
489
00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:01,748
and the stock option grant,
it's cool by us, all right?
490
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,633
Just sign it. You're in.
491
00:20:03,883 --> 00:20:05,499
- We'll see you Monday, man.
- We're pumped.
492
00:20:05,778 --> 00:20:09,947
Okay. Well, your pumpedness
makes me pumped.
493
00:20:10,759 --> 00:20:12,258
(SIGHS)
494
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,237
Uh, uh...
495
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,856
Pete Monahan, please.
It's Richard Hendricks.
496
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,693
I just need him to go
over a contract for me.
497
00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:32,529
What?
498
00:20:32,614 --> 00:20:34,614
(BUZZER BLARES)
499
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,259
Are you an attorney
here to see a client?
500
00:20:37,088 --> 00:20:41,439
No. Actuallt, I'm a client
who is here see my attorney.
501
00:20:41,479 --> 00:20:44,030
Okay. Follow me.
502
00:20:44,149 --> 00:20:48,818
It began as a innocent celebration
of our arbitration victory.
503
00:20:49,205 --> 00:20:53,091
I ordered a kombucha, which I did
not realize contained alcohol.
504
00:20:53,176 --> 00:20:56,294
It was described to me as
a healthy, organic tea.
505
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:59,714
Next thing I knew, I was 70 miles
away, wrapped naked in a blanket,
506
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,124
shaking off a meth high,
507
00:21:01,217 --> 00:21:04,719
and facing charges for attacking
a police horse with a shovel.
508
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:08,443
Oh. Holy shit.
509
00:21:08,561 --> 00:21:11,279
From a legal standpoint, it was
a clear violation of my parole,
510
00:21:11,398 --> 00:21:14,032
and I must now serve
my entire sentence...
511
00:21:14,117 --> 00:21:15,064
Okay.
512
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,716
...and any additional time
stemming from the new charges,
513
00:21:17,835 --> 00:21:19,418
which continue to accrue.
514
00:21:20,254 --> 00:21:22,304
But I'm owning my mistakes.
515
00:21:22,389 --> 00:21:24,840
- Oh.
- I am staying positive.
516
00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:27,810
Enough about me.
517
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,861
Let's take a look at that contract.
518
00:21:29,996 --> 00:21:31,495
Okay.
519
00:21:34,283 --> 00:21:36,750
I would red-line it, but...
520
00:21:36,869 --> 00:21:38,953
I'm not allowed to have a pencil.
521
00:21:40,206 --> 00:21:41,255
Oh.
522
00:21:41,374 --> 00:21:42,873
♪ ♪
523
00:21:45,711 --> 00:21:47,795
This makes less sense
the more I look at it.
524
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,714
Okay. What's this number over here?
525
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:52,516
I don't know.
526
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,718
I didn't handle the compression library.
527
00:21:55,688 --> 00:21:56,720
Neither did I.
528
00:21:56,806 --> 00:21:58,973
You're telling me Richard
did this all on his own?
529
00:21:59,058 --> 00:22:00,724
Shit. I thought you did it.
530
00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:03,394
Now I respect you even less.
531
00:22:03,529 --> 00:22:05,863
We each know 90 percent
of the platform...
532
00:22:06,782 --> 00:22:08,315
but it's the same 90 percent.
533
00:22:08,401 --> 00:22:10,701
Maybe that arrogant prick was right.
534
00:22:11,571 --> 00:22:13,070
We can't scale it without him.
535
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,656
We are so fucked.
536
00:22:17,159 --> 00:22:18,242
Wait.
537
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:20,794
- Yeah?
- I got it.
538
00:22:20,913 --> 00:22:22,913
♪ ♪
539
00:22:25,084 --> 00:22:27,418
We quit out of solidarity with Richard.
540
00:22:28,337 --> 00:22:29,753
That's interesting.
541
00:22:29,839 --> 00:22:33,173
So even though he said all
that horrible shit to us,
542
00:22:33,259 --> 00:22:34,892
we take the high road
543
00:22:34,977 --> 00:22:35,976
and we get his back.
544
00:22:36,095 --> 00:22:37,061
Yeah.
545
00:22:37,146 --> 00:22:39,096
Maybe he'll even hire
us at his new company.
546
00:22:40,182 --> 00:22:41,565
Flutterbeam.
547
00:22:48,824 --> 00:22:50,741
- Mustaches?
- Yes.
548
00:22:50,826 --> 00:22:53,410
Doesn't necessarily
have to stop at people.
549
00:22:53,496 --> 00:22:55,329
They can put mustaches
on their pets, too.
550
00:22:55,448 --> 00:22:56,780
It's actually pretty fun.
551
00:22:56,916 --> 00:23:01,285
So, soon you'll be putting
mustaches on cats and dogs and...
552
00:23:01,370 --> 00:23:03,287
- snakes.
- Snakes, yeah, yeah.
553
00:23:03,422 --> 00:23:06,040
I mean, it's a little tricky because
they don't have a philtrum,
554
00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:10,544
so finding an anchor point for
that mustache is actually...
555
00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:13,764
gonna be quite of a
technological challenge.
556
00:23:13,849 --> 00:23:15,466
- It's exciting stuff.
- It really is.
557
00:23:15,551 --> 00:23:16,717
Richard.
558
00:23:16,802 --> 00:23:18,602
Let me ask you something.
559
00:23:19,472 --> 00:23:21,221
Why are you leaving Pied Piper?
560
00:23:23,859 --> 00:23:25,893
They pushed me out.
561
00:23:25,978 --> 00:23:27,444
I thought they offered
you another position.
562
00:23:27,530 --> 00:23:29,813
Yeah, CTO. It's a demotion.
563
00:23:29,949 --> 00:23:32,232
Well, wouldn't you be
CTO at Flutterbeam?
564
00:23:32,318 --> 00:23:35,986
Yes, but at least this way,
I don't have to eat shit.
565
00:23:36,122 --> 00:23:39,573
Richard, let me tell you something
I learned here on the inside.
566
00:23:41,077 --> 00:23:45,913
Swallow your pride, or soon you'll be
eating something far worse than shit.
567
00:23:46,916 --> 00:23:48,716
Believe me.
568
00:23:48,834 --> 00:23:52,836
Don't you think you should at
least meet this Barker fellow?
569
00:23:53,756 --> 00:23:54,722
(SIGHS)
570
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,007
- ♪
♪
- (MURMURING)
571
00:24:05,351 --> 00:24:06,233
So where are we?
572
00:24:06,352 --> 00:24:09,103
Seventeen hundred people
slated for exiting.
573
00:24:09,188 --> 00:24:12,356
Their negated options
total 780,000 shares.
574
00:24:12,441 --> 00:24:15,492
That money can be allocated
anyway you see fit.
575
00:24:15,578 --> 00:24:18,912
Employee bonuses, renovations
to the day-care center.
576
00:24:19,031 --> 00:24:21,615
What have you. What
should we prioritize?
577
00:24:25,538 --> 00:24:27,171
BIG HEAD: Sorry, I don't understand.
578
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,707
It's all in the document.
579
00:24:29,842 --> 00:24:31,592
You take that severance package,
580
00:24:31,711 --> 00:24:34,678
and you leave Hooli immediately.
581
00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:36,463
But the most important aspect
582
00:24:36,549 --> 00:24:39,717
is the non-disclosure,
non-disparagement clause,
583
00:24:39,852 --> 00:24:44,221
in which you agree not to say
anything negative in the press,
584
00:24:44,306 --> 00:24:46,557
in public, or in private
585
00:24:46,692 --> 00:24:48,892
about Hooli or Gavin Belson.
586
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:51,862
Okay, I won't.
587
00:24:51,947 --> 00:24:54,031
You will not discuss
anything you did at Hooli
588
00:24:54,116 --> 00:24:57,368
at all, in perpetuity,
589
00:24:57,453 --> 00:24:58,485
throughout the universe.
590
00:24:58,571 --> 00:25:01,288
I didn't really do
anything at Hooli, so...
591
00:25:01,407 --> 00:25:03,707
Good. You're getting the
hang of it already.
592
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,709
So, can I keep my Hooli ID, though,
593
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:08,879
so I can still come and hang out
with my friends on the roof?
594
00:25:08,964 --> 00:25:10,547
You cannot.
595
00:25:10,633 --> 00:25:13,300
Officially, you will no
longer have any friends here.
596
00:25:13,419 --> 00:25:14,418
Shoot.
597
00:25:15,805 --> 00:25:18,172
I have to think about this then.
598
00:25:18,257 --> 00:25:21,425
This settlement offer is quite generous.
599
00:25:21,510 --> 00:25:25,262
I know, I know. I mean, $2
million is a lot of money.
600
00:25:26,232 --> 00:25:28,682
Two? No. It's...
601
00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:31,935
It's $20 million.
602
00:25:34,690 --> 00:25:35,856
Twenty?
603
00:25:40,613 --> 00:25:43,080
So they fired me before they hired you,
604
00:25:43,165 --> 00:25:45,365
so it's not your fault. I just...
605
00:25:45,451 --> 00:25:48,452
I feel like this... can't really work.
606
00:25:48,537 --> 00:25:50,003
- Do you understand?
- I do, Richard.
607
00:25:50,122 --> 00:25:51,338
It's like...
608
00:25:51,457 --> 00:25:54,425
can I really be expected
to do my best work
609
00:25:54,510 --> 00:25:57,211
when I am constantly feeling undervalued
610
00:25:57,296 --> 00:25:59,296
at the company that I started?
611
00:25:59,381 --> 00:26:00,431
Does that make sense?
612
00:26:00,516 --> 00:26:02,683
It does, Richard. Absolutely.
613
00:26:02,802 --> 00:26:03,934
I hear each and every one
614
00:26:04,019 --> 00:26:05,552
of your concerns loud and clear,
615
00:26:05,638 --> 00:26:07,855
and I appreciate your position.
616
00:26:07,973 --> 00:26:08,972
Mm.
617
00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,358
So, I guess we just won't do it.
618
00:26:11,477 --> 00:26:12,976
Come on, I'll walk you out.
619
00:26:15,030 --> 00:26:15,979
Wait. What?
620
00:26:16,115 --> 00:26:17,648
Sorry. You what?
621
00:26:17,733 --> 00:26:18,782
Jack?
622
00:26:19,985 --> 00:26:21,318
Sorry, I don't understand.
623
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:23,036
You're not gonna take the job?
624
00:26:23,155 --> 00:26:24,154
Not if you're not.
625
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,739
Without you handling the tech,
626
00:26:25,825 --> 00:26:27,825
I don't see how this company works.
627
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,043
Wow. I mean, yeah, I agree.
628
00:26:30,162 --> 00:26:32,913
Richard, it's hard enough
running a business
629
00:26:32,998 --> 00:26:35,165
when everyone is on the same page.
630
00:26:35,251 --> 00:26:38,168
And clearly, we are not.
631
00:26:38,254 --> 00:26:40,003
- Well... yeah.
- No, no, it's fine,
632
00:26:40,139 --> 00:26:42,639
and I appreciate you
being so honest with me.
633
00:26:42,725 --> 00:26:45,008
I mean, better we find out now, right?
634
00:26:45,144 --> 00:26:46,143
Yeah.
635
00:26:46,229 --> 00:26:48,980
Anyway, I hope we each
find a good fit somewhere.
636
00:26:49,064 --> 00:26:50,347
Thanks for coming up.
637
00:26:53,019 --> 00:26:55,854
You got a hell of a brain
there, Richard Hendricks.
638
00:26:55,939 --> 00:26:57,155
You drive safe.
639
00:26:58,288 --> 00:26:59,120
Yeah.
640
00:26:59,408 --> 00:27:02,493
♪ ♪
641
00:27:31,682 --> 00:27:32,940
Shit.
642
00:27:39,612 --> 00:27:42,635
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