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- Open up, bitch.
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- What's up?
- Hey.
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- Oh, it's cute.
- Do you like?
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, l thought it'd go good
with my eyes anyway.
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That is pretty.
l like that.
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That sparkles.
l'm breaking up with Pete.
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You made out
with Tyler Winters?
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Oh.
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Oh, my butt is so fat right now.
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Mine shakes
more than yours.
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Have you heard of this new thing where
you can get your asshole bleached?
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- Ew.
- No, l'm serious.
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lt's like this new thing
in all the salons.
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lt first started with strippers
and porn stars,
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but now, like,
everybody is doing it.
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You know, it just kind of
lightens the color.
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See how mine's a little darker?
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Get your butthole out of my face.
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- ls mine dark too?
- Yeah, a little bit.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You know, we should find a place
here in the mall who does it.
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Uh-huh.
Your butt looks okay to me.
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Yeah, you coming onto me now?
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Oh, Holly, faster.
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l love your bleached butthole.
lt's so baby pink.
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What are you doing?
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l'm putting my clothes back on.
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Oh, did l forget
to take something off?
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Hmm, l must be losing my mind.
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Come on, Sherri, don't.
We're just gonna get caught.
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Let's go.
Come on.
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Come on, it'll be okay.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
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l know.
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l know.
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Hey, girls, hold on.
Hey.
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- Oh my God, Mr. Krebbs.
- Yes.
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- Holly, it's Mr. Krebbs.
- Hi, Mr. Krebbs.
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How are you?
A little after-school shopping are we?
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We're gonna go home right away
and do our homework.
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- Yeah.
- l swear.
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Yeah, l bet.
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- l like your purse.
- Yes.
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- But it doesn't go with your shoes.
- Thank you.
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l accessorize.
l'm always holding the bag.
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Here's my wife.
Hey.
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- Hi.
- Honey, these are two of my students.
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Sherri and--
oh, this is my wife.
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- Hello.
- Have you met my wife before?
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Once at a school play,
but you weren't so...
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Oh, no kidding.
Only five more weeks.
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- Yeah, wow. Epidural, huh?
- Yeah.
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Well, speaking of going,
we have to go 'cause we're gonna be late.
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My dad's picking us up
so we'll see you in class.
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- l hope so.
- Bye, Mr. Krebbs.
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- Bye.
- See you. Bye.
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Honey, let's get those towels
and get out of here.
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My back is killing me.
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Hey, wait!
Hey! Hey!
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Missed 'em.
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Poor Mr. Krebbs.
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He has to be stuck
with that fat ugly pig.
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Dude, she's pregnant.
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What is he doing with her anyway?
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He was so wanting
to fuck us just then.
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Ew, he's like 50.
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- No, try like his 30s, dumbass.
- Whatever.
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No, he was checking us out.
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l think he's kind of hot.
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- Oh shit.
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- Did anybody see?
- No, just go.
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Oh my God.
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Yes.
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Woman on P.A.:
Tony, could you come to towels, please?
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Tony, these folks are giving
towels as a gift
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and they want to know
what our exchange policy is.
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- lf we still give cash back or...
- Oh, l'm afraid not.
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- No, sorry.
- That's what l was afraid of.
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We don't give cash back anymore.
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But they can get credit to use
anywhere in the store.
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And you can use it
not just at this store
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but any of our stores
across the entire country.
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- Okay.
- So it's great.
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- Can l get my credit card back?
- Yeah, of course.
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And here's your receipt.
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Hey, we're having a great sale
on maternity upstairs.
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- You guys should check it out.
- We're gonna pop.
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- You're ready to go?
- Almost ready, yeah.
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- l'll call cleanup.
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That was good.
That's lovely.
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- Have a good one, guys.
- Okay, take care, you guys.
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That's why we have the towels.
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You are so bad.
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lt's not my fault.
You're wearing those pants again.
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That guy's so funny.
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- Oh, so you like Mr. Slick Manager guy?
- Yeah, right.
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l can tell you're not wearing
a thong, are you?
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No.
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You're not wearing any underwear?
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l am barebacking it
all the way.
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You are like a little vixen.
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A little minx.
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Put you in our company
catalogue and eat you up.
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Come into the storeroom
with me right now.
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- You are crazy.
- Come on, who's gonna know?
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Forget it.
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You liked it last time, didn't you?
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No, l hated every second of it.
All four of them.
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- Oh, right.
- Now go away.
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You're gonna get us fired.
Go.
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Who cares?
This place sucks.
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- We'll get better jobs.
- Yeah?
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l'll become a professional magician.
You could be my assistant.
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- There's big money in magic.
- Yeah, sure.
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Great.
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What, you don't trust me with a saw
and the whole cutting-you-in-half routine?
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Stop it.
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lf you're such a good magician
why don't you just disappear?
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Okay?
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The store is empty.
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Just take your break now.
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- l promise l'll be quick.
- Oh, l know you'll be quick.
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Good one.
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What do you say?
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Let me just tell Marian
l'm gonna take my break now.
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Thattagirl.
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- Excuse me.
- Yeah?
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Can you help me?
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- My wife is redoing the bathroom...
- Uh-huh.
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...and she wants it to be
pretty much like this.
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Okay.
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You know, she wants
to cover the toilet.
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Okay. We're gonna have to take
inventory a little bit later.
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- Yeah, l can see that.
- Yeah, okay.
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So you take care.
Okay.
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l notice you have
different kinds of blues.
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Yes, we do.
We have the aqua.
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Man:
Baby blue. She loves baby blue.
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- Great coverage.
- l like that.
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- Hey-o. Hey, Grace.
- Hey, Tony.
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Good afternoon, ma'am.
You're in good hands here.
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- Grace is the best.
- l can see that.
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That is the perfect color on you.
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lsn't that the perfect
color on her, Grace?
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Oh, absolutely.
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The earth tones definitely
enhance your skin tone.
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- Really?
- lt really is great.
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- She did a great job.
- Oh, thank you.
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Grace, when you get done
helping this lovely lady,
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would you meet me in the storeroom?
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l want to go over those
inventory problems.
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- Okay.
- Great. Have a good one.
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- You look great.
- Thank you.
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- What?
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How did the--
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l'm so sorry.
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l'm so sorry.
Are you okay?
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No, l'm not okay,
you stupid bitch.
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l'm so sorry.
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Listen, it was an accident.
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Accident?
l'll show you accident.
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Here's your accident.
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Fucking step down, you fuck.
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Can l help you?
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Cut! Cut!
Fuck!
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- Dan, deal with this.
- Cut cut.
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Sir, excuse me.
We're in the middle of a movie.
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Hey, Marty.
How are you doing?
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Hey, Stephanie.
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l'd be doing a lot better if
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the ATM machine
hadn't eaten my card.
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Okay.
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So, um...
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God.
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Oh my God.
l swear to God l'm gonna throw up.
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l'm gonna throw up.
Oh my God! Oh my God!
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What crawled up his ass and died?
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Marty:
Phil Howard, please. Oh, hi, Phil.
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We've got some good news for you.
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We reviewed your claim
and we decided
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it's best just to consider
your car totaled.
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So you will be getting a check
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in the amount of $4,552.
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Of course you'll be responsible
for the $500 deductable.
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l'm sorry, Phil.
Can l just call you right back, please?
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Thank you very much.
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You are an A-hole, Stuart.
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Marty, can't you see l'm working?
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l am tired of your practical jokes.
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What the hell did you
put into my Coke?
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ln your Coke?
You're crazy.
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Just stop it.
Just leave me alone.
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l don't know what the hell
you're talking about, okay?
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ls there a problem, gentlemen?
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Mr. Stonecipher,
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l am tired of Stuart
and his practical jokes.
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l try to be professional
and l try to do a good job,
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but he won't stop torturing me.
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Mr. Stonecipher, that's not true.
l mean, he's insane.
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lnsane?
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He put pickle juice or something
in my Coke while l was down at the ATM.
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Then when l came back l drank it,
l thought l'd been poisoned.
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- Pickle juice?
- Yeah, okay--
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Smell.
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That's Coke, Marty.
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What?
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All right, how's that?
Can you see everything?
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Move it to the left a little bit
so you can see the whole couch.
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- My left or your left?
- Your left.
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No no, my left. Sorry.
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Yeah, it's completely hidden.
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l mean, l know it's there
and l can hardly see it.
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All right, good. l'm gonna do the one
in the nursery after dinner in the bear.
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Good.
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Not in the bear.
That's gonna be the first place she looks.
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- She'll never look there.
- Nannies are hip to this stuff.
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She's gonna be looking
for the nanny-cams.
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Having a complete stranger come into
the house and take care of the baby
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makes me very nervous.
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The last time was a sign
not to do it again.
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Yeah, well, we have cameras now.
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Oh good, so when we come home
and we find the baby's got a broken neck
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we can just rewind the tape and say,
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''Oh look, there's the nanny
shaking the baby.''
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- You decapitated it.
- No l didn't.
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lt's okay, l can fix it.
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There you go.
All right, what do you say?
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l see this shit every day.
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Ben, you see?
l told you.
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Megan, please don't say
words like that.
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- You know what l would love?
- What's that?
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l would really love for you
to make the salad.
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Okay.
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No no, huh-uh, Megan.
Don't touch the soft spot.
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Remember, we talked
about that, okay?
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But l was only touching it softly.
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l know, but you
shouldn't touch it at all.
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You know what?
We don't need this on while it's just us.
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Whip it good.
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l'm done.
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Willie:
Oh, fuck yeah, man.
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l'm gonna fucking film it.
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Aw, yeah.
246
00:16:24,511 --> 00:16:26,843
How about that, man?
Would you sink it in that?
247
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,404
Carl:
Who me?
248
00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:31,417
No, l hate perfect
beautiful teenage bodies.
249
00:16:31,451 --> 00:16:33,351
ldiot.
250
00:16:35,021 --> 00:16:37,990
Oh man, she's showing us
the toothless smile.
251
00:16:38,024 --> 00:16:41,357
God, look at that bitch
in the blue top, man.
252
00:16:41,394 --> 00:16:43,385
They've been in here before, man.
253
00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:45,489
You think they're under 18, man?
254
00:16:45,532 --> 00:16:47,022
Fuck yeah.
Way under.
255
00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:49,001
Oh, l never can fucking tell.
256
00:16:49,035 --> 00:16:51,663
They came in and l sold them
booze and smokes once.
257
00:16:51,705 --> 00:16:53,297
Oh well, fuck it.
258
00:17:02,048 --> 00:17:04,846
Tell you what:
Once l get my fucking record deal, man,
259
00:17:04,884 --> 00:17:08,047
it ain't gonna matter how old,
how fucking ugly l am.
260
00:17:08,088 --> 00:17:12,047
All these hot teenyboppers
are gonna be fucking lining up
261
00:17:12,092 --> 00:17:15,459
to gobble the grits from
my fucking groin straw, man.
262
00:17:15,495 --> 00:17:18,259
Listen to this fucking new tune.
lt's called ''Electrocuted.''
263
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:19,856
l wrote it last night, man.
264
00:17:19,899 --> 00:17:21,730
''Electrocuted''?
265
00:17:21,768 --> 00:17:24,862
Yeah, it's about a guy's
electrocution in the death house.
266
00:17:24,904 --> 00:17:26,929
Ready?
Dig it, man.
267
00:17:33,947 --> 00:17:37,610
## l'm getting electrocuted ##
268
00:17:37,650 --> 00:17:40,642
## l am getting my head burned up ##
269
00:17:40,687 --> 00:17:44,521
## l am getting electrocuted ##
270
00:17:44,557 --> 00:17:48,049
## 'Cause l killed all of my neighbors ##
271
00:17:48,094 --> 00:17:51,393
## Fry me up, fry me up ##
272
00:17:51,431 --> 00:17:54,525
## Fry me up,
fry me up ##
273
00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:56,694
## Yeah, fry me up ##
274
00:17:56,736 --> 00:18:00,172
## Fry me up, fry me up ##
275
00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:01,730
## Fry me up ##
276
00:18:01,775 --> 00:18:04,869
## People are watching,
the families are crying ##
277
00:18:04,911 --> 00:18:08,347
## 'Cause today my head
gets electrocuted ##
278
00:18:08,381 --> 00:18:11,748
## People are crying,
the people are dying ##
279
00:18:11,785 --> 00:18:15,744
## 'Cause today my head
gets electrocuted ##
280
00:18:15,789 --> 00:18:19,247
## l am getting electrocuted ##
281
00:18:19,292 --> 00:18:22,227
## l am getting my head burned up ##
282
00:18:22,262 --> 00:18:26,221
## l am getting electrocuted ##
283
00:18:26,266 --> 00:18:29,599
## 'Cause l killed all of my family ##
284
00:18:29,636 --> 00:18:31,729
## l am getting elect-- ##
285
00:18:33,807 --> 00:18:35,536
Ahem.
286
00:19:01,801 --> 00:19:03,598
All right, thanks.
287
00:19:03,636 --> 00:19:05,968
Ahem.
288
00:22:14,927 --> 00:22:16,827
Oh shit.
289
00:22:18,631 --> 00:22:20,155
That was a close one.
290
00:22:20,199 --> 00:22:22,565
No, you know what?
Tony, we shouldn't do this anymore.
291
00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:25,662
lndeed.
Now bend over.
292
00:22:25,705 --> 00:22:28,105
No no, Tony.
l'm serious. l feel bad.
293
00:22:28,141 --> 00:22:30,473
Look, don't get all freaked out
just 'cause Marian came in.
294
00:22:30,510 --> 00:22:32,068
She didn't see us.
No one suspects a thing.
295
00:22:32,111 --> 00:22:34,636
No, it's not that.
l'm a mother with children.
296
00:22:34,681 --> 00:22:38,344
All right, all the more reason
you deserve to have a little fun, you know?
297
00:22:38,384 --> 00:22:40,079
You've earned it.
298
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,110
lf my husband found out,
he'd kill us both.
299
00:22:42,155 --> 00:22:44,385
l got an idea.
300
00:22:44,424 --> 00:22:46,255
- What?
- Don't tell him.
301
00:22:46,292 --> 00:22:48,658
Okay, wait. Wait.
302
00:22:48,695 --> 00:22:50,629
All right, but this is the last time.
303
00:22:50,663 --> 00:22:53,257
- Okay, whatever you say.
- You are so full of shit.
304
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,376
Quit it, Tyler.
You're gonna mess up my makeup.
305
00:23:14,287 --> 00:23:16,414
Ew, get a room.
306
00:23:16,456 --> 00:23:18,720
l've got to go, yo.
l'll text you later.
307
00:23:18,758 --> 00:23:21,386
Ahem.
308
00:23:21,427 --> 00:23:24,521
So it looks like you and Tyler
aren't a secret any longer.
309
00:23:24,564 --> 00:23:27,158
Whatever.
l'm over Tyler.
310
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,464
Already?
Yeah, it didn't look like it.
311
00:23:29,502 --> 00:23:31,470
He's an idiot.
312
00:23:31,504 --> 00:23:33,404
And he's hung like a mouse.
313
00:23:33,439 --> 00:23:35,930
l'm dumping him after
the Ludacris concert.
314
00:23:35,975 --> 00:23:38,239
- He's got tickets.
- Mmm.
315
00:23:38,277 --> 00:23:41,007
l like someone else now.
316
00:23:41,047 --> 00:23:42,514
Oh, who?
317
00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:44,812
- lt's a secret.
- From me?
318
00:23:44,851 --> 00:23:47,285
He doesn't know yet.
319
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,811
lt's a little project l'm working on.
320
00:23:49,856 --> 00:23:51,619
A project?
l like projects.
321
00:24:01,334 --> 00:24:03,268
- Shh.
322
00:24:04,337 --> 00:24:06,601
lt's okay.
lt's okay.
323
00:24:31,597 --> 00:24:33,895
Louise, are you free for lunch?
324
00:24:33,933 --> 00:24:36,401
Oh, well, l was maybe
gonna have lunch with Ben,
325
00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:37,925
but it wasn't definite.
326
00:24:37,970 --> 00:24:40,837
Let me give him a call
can l'll give you a call on email.
327
00:24:40,873 --> 00:24:42,272
- Okay, good.
- Okay? All right.
328
00:24:42,308 --> 00:24:45,209
Yeah, well, let's--
329
00:24:45,244 --> 00:24:47,212
Look, let Jerry defend him.
He's terrific.
330
00:24:47,246 --> 00:24:48,873
- Jerry?
- Yeah, and besides,
331
00:24:48,915 --> 00:24:50,883
- he loves a good challenge.
332
00:24:50,917 --> 00:24:53,317
Hang on.
lt's my wife.
333
00:24:53,352 --> 00:24:55,786
All right, guys,
we'll pick this up later.
334
00:24:55,822 --> 00:24:57,756
- Hey, baby, what's shaking?
- Kiss my ass.
335
00:24:57,790 --> 00:25:00,384
He doesn't see enough money in it.
Fucking Jew.
336
00:25:00,426 --> 00:25:01,825
Are we on for lunch?
337
00:25:01,861 --> 00:25:05,627
Oh, sweetie, l really wanted to,
but l can't get out of my lunch meeting.
338
00:25:05,665 --> 00:25:07,724
l thought for sure it was gonna cancel.
l'm sorry.
339
00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:11,328
Oh, okay. Yeah, no problem.
l'll just see you tonight.
340
00:25:11,370 --> 00:25:13,338
All right, l'll see you at home.
Bye bye.
341
00:25:13,372 --> 00:25:16,637
l love you.
Bye.
342
00:25:18,878 --> 00:25:20,607
Ben:
l'll tell you, what l'd really like to do
343
00:25:20,646 --> 00:25:22,477
is just walk away
from the whole damn practice.
344
00:25:22,515 --> 00:25:24,983
- Man: Burned out, huh?
- No, you know what it actually is?
345
00:25:25,017 --> 00:25:29,147
l'm sick of defending bad people
day in and day out.
346
00:25:29,188 --> 00:25:30,815
l mean, some of them
are really innocent,
347
00:25:30,857 --> 00:25:34,657
but the vast majority are scumbags.
348
00:25:34,694 --> 00:25:37,026
Killer walks free
349
00:25:37,063 --> 00:25:40,396
because l discovered that a cop
improperly labeled an evidence bag
350
00:25:40,433 --> 00:25:43,027
containing the bloody knife with
the guy's fingerprints all over it.
351
00:25:43,069 --> 00:25:45,060
lt's got to be thrown out.
352
00:25:45,104 --> 00:25:47,265
- You know?
- lt's tough.
353
00:25:47,306 --> 00:25:49,570
Yeah.
l envy you.
354
00:25:49,609 --> 00:25:54,103
Well, l mean, l'm in a whole
different category.
355
00:25:54,146 --> 00:25:58,310
The organizations l represent
fight for equal rights.
356
00:25:58,351 --> 00:26:00,819
You know, free speech.
Good causes, you know?
357
00:26:00,853 --> 00:26:03,287
- Mm-hmm.
- You know, when l win a case
358
00:26:03,322 --> 00:26:06,780
good decent people
get a better life.
359
00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:08,316
A fighting chance, you know?
360
00:26:08,361 --> 00:26:09,794
Hmm.
361
00:26:09,829 --> 00:26:11,956
You should do
some pro bono for us.
362
00:26:11,998 --> 00:26:14,831
Might remind you why you
became a lawyer in the first place.
363
00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:17,700
( chuckles )
Look, l do my share of pro bono.
364
00:26:17,737 --> 00:26:19,637
l can't afford to do any more.
365
00:26:19,672 --> 00:26:21,299
Yeah.
366
00:26:21,340 --> 00:26:24,741
lt's funny. Having kids is what
completely shifted my values.
367
00:26:24,777 --> 00:26:26,472
You know?
368
00:26:26,512 --> 00:26:29,037
And l've got to keep the money
coming in now more than ever.
369
00:26:29,081 --> 00:26:31,777
Lately, l hate what l'm doing,
370
00:26:31,817 --> 00:26:34,251
but l'm kind of stuck for a while.
371
00:26:34,287 --> 00:26:37,620
Well, you know,
l hear that professionals
372
00:26:37,657 --> 00:26:39,682
change their careers two to three
times in a lifetime.
373
00:26:39,725 --> 00:26:41,056
So do something else.
374
00:26:41,093 --> 00:26:42,822
Yeah, right.
375
00:26:46,332 --> 00:26:48,197
Want to get out of here?
376
00:26:48,234 --> 00:26:50,168
Yeah, let's do it.
377
00:27:39,952 --> 00:27:41,419
Hey, Stephanie.
378
00:27:41,487 --> 00:27:43,182
Hey, Marty.
379
00:27:44,957 --> 00:27:47,187
( groans )
Let's see here.
380
00:27:48,294 --> 00:27:49,955
Mind if l join you?
381
00:27:49,996 --> 00:27:52,556
- Help yourself.
382
00:27:58,571 --> 00:28:00,903
Good old PB&J.
383
00:28:02,675 --> 00:28:05,371
When l was little l used to put
potato chips right into the sandwich.
384
00:28:05,411 --> 00:28:07,208
- You ever do that?
- Nope.
385
00:28:08,414 --> 00:28:11,178
You know, more people
are allergic to peanuts
386
00:28:11,217 --> 00:28:13,913
than any other food.
387
00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:16,319
l'm allergic to cats.
388
00:28:16,355 --> 00:28:19,654
l had this girlfriend this one time,
she had four cats.
389
00:28:19,692 --> 00:28:22,422
- lt was murder.
390
00:28:22,461 --> 00:28:24,622
You have any cats?
391
00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:26,153
Nope.
392
00:28:35,508 --> 00:28:37,305
Poor Marty.
393
00:28:40,546 --> 00:28:43,913
What's with this crappy car?
394
00:28:46,218 --> 00:28:49,676
You know, people are really crazy
for, like, little cat knickknacks
395
00:28:49,722 --> 00:28:53,123
and, like, little, you know,
cat-related doodads.
396
00:28:53,159 --> 00:28:56,185
lf you could figure out a way
to tap into that market,
397
00:28:56,228 --> 00:28:58,696
you'd be laughing
all the way to the bank.
398
00:29:00,266 --> 00:29:02,131
l had an idea once for, like, a little--
399
00:29:02,168 --> 00:29:05,729
it was, like, a beverage, like, you know,
orange soda or grape soda or something.
400
00:29:07,206 --> 00:29:10,903
But it had a little car character on it
401
00:29:10,943 --> 00:29:13,844
and it was called Catatonic.
402
00:29:15,247 --> 00:29:17,078
You know, 'cause it--
403
00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:23,377
You know, l guess a lot of people
404
00:29:23,422 --> 00:29:25,822
probably have really good ideas
405
00:29:25,858 --> 00:29:28,019
but the difference is
406
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:29,891
distribution
407
00:29:29,929 --> 00:29:32,193
and getting them out there,
you know?
408
00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,000
l have a funny joke for you.
409
00:29:36,035 --> 00:29:39,198
What did Catwoman's husband
410
00:29:39,238 --> 00:29:41,399
leave in the litter box for her?
411
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,738
Katmandu.
412
00:29:45,244 --> 00:29:47,371
Get it?
Like doo-doo.
413
00:29:52,118 --> 00:29:55,019
- Hey, do you like movies?
- Nope.
414
00:29:55,054 --> 00:29:58,319
Oh, okay, yeah.
l didn't think so.
415
00:29:58,357 --> 00:30:01,053
Um, actually that's why
l was thinking instead
416
00:30:01,093 --> 00:30:04,392
maybe sometime if you weren't--
if you were interested
417
00:30:04,430 --> 00:30:07,194
if you wanted to maybe,
like, get dinner or something,
418
00:30:07,233 --> 00:30:08,996
you know, somewhere
419
00:30:09,034 --> 00:30:11,525
just as, um, you know,
as an idea.
420
00:30:11,570 --> 00:30:13,197
- Hey.
- Hey.
421
00:30:20,679 --> 00:30:22,613
Okay.
422
00:30:25,184 --> 00:30:26,879
Well.
423
00:30:33,192 --> 00:30:34,887
Okay, l'm shoving off.
424
00:30:34,927 --> 00:30:37,361
See you later, Marty.
425
00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:42,431
My God, l can't believe
you guys just missed that.
426
00:30:42,468 --> 00:30:45,198
He just completely hit on me.
He asked me on a date.
427
00:30:45,237 --> 00:30:47,637
- Farty Marty.
428
00:30:47,673 --> 00:30:50,073
Sherri:
Oh, hey, Mr. Krebbs.
429
00:30:50,109 --> 00:30:51,906
- Hey.
- Mr. Bates.
430
00:30:51,944 --> 00:30:54,174
Mr. Krebbs, thanks again
431
00:30:54,213 --> 00:30:56,113
for recommending
''Marjorie Morningstar.''
432
00:30:56,148 --> 00:30:58,810
- Oh yeah.
- l'm loving it. lt's so romantic.
433
00:30:58,851 --> 00:31:01,183
l knew you were looking for
a good book and you want to be an actor
434
00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:03,552
- so it seemed like a perfect fit. Hi.
- Hi.
435
00:31:03,589 --> 00:31:05,454
lt is.
l'm almost done.
436
00:31:05,491 --> 00:31:07,288
Good.
437
00:31:07,326 --> 00:31:09,954
Well, see you.
438
00:31:09,995 --> 00:31:11,792
See you later.
439
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:13,764
My God, did you see those nipples?
440
00:31:13,799 --> 00:31:16,233
Look at those asses.
l think l'm gonna blow right now.
441
00:31:16,268 --> 00:31:17,963
- Oh my God.
- Come on.
442
00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:20,437
Don't tell me you haven't thought about
bending these girls over a chair.
443
00:31:20,472 --> 00:31:22,770
- Do you know how old they are?
- My uncle once said it best:
444
00:31:22,808 --> 00:31:25,003
lf there's grass on the field,
play ball.
445
00:31:25,044 --> 00:31:27,205
- That your uncle that died in prison?
- Oh, that's very funny.
446
00:31:27,246 --> 00:31:31,205
Seriously, l'd like to fuck the living shit
out of that little bitch.
447
00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:32,740
Oh my God.
448
00:31:32,785 --> 00:31:36,221
You know, Barry, getting out
of high school,
449
00:31:36,255 --> 00:31:38,052
l've been around these
teenagers for decades.
450
00:31:38,090 --> 00:31:39,682
They know exactly
what they're doing.
451
00:31:39,725 --> 00:31:42,353
- She was blatantly flirting with you.
- She was just being a kid.
452
00:31:42,394 --> 00:31:44,453
She wasn't flirting with me.
453
00:31:44,496 --> 00:31:47,397
They're highly sexualized.
Their hormones are raging.
454
00:31:47,433 --> 00:31:49,924
You don't think these kids
are having plenty of sex?
455
00:31:49,969 --> 00:31:51,493
- l don't know.
- Please.
456
00:31:51,537 --> 00:31:53,334
They're like fucking rabbits.
457
00:31:53,372 --> 00:31:55,932
These little teenage geeks
they're fucking,
458
00:31:55,975 --> 00:31:58,535
they do not know
how lucky they got it right now.
459
00:31:58,577 --> 00:32:00,704
One day they'll be old and paunchy
460
00:32:00,746 --> 00:32:03,977
and turning 50 and looking back
on how lucky they had it
461
00:32:04,016 --> 00:32:05,916
and didn't appreciate it.
Kind of like you.
462
00:32:08,821 --> 00:32:11,688
- Well, see you.
- See you later.
463
00:32:13,025 --> 00:32:14,458
My God, did you
see those nipples?
464
00:32:14,493 --> 00:32:17,519
Working on a little
project, are we?
465
00:32:17,563 --> 00:32:18,996
What do you mean?
466
00:32:19,031 --> 00:32:21,499
Please, Sherri,
l know you way too well.
467
00:32:21,533 --> 00:32:23,865
You want to fuck Mr. Krebbs.
468
00:32:23,902 --> 00:32:25,733
Perhaps.
469
00:32:25,771 --> 00:32:28,171
Sherri, you're crazy.
470
00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:29,902
What?
He's kind of cute.
471
00:32:29,942 --> 00:32:31,910
Yeah, and his wife's
about to have a baby.
472
00:32:31,944 --> 00:32:35,175
Exactly.
He probably hasn't had sex in months.
473
00:32:35,214 --> 00:32:37,182
He's probably horny as shit.
474
00:32:37,216 --> 00:32:39,207
Don't say anything to anyone.
475
00:32:40,452 --> 00:32:42,443
l won't.
476
00:32:42,488 --> 00:32:44,888
Are you even reading
''Marjorie Morning Glory,''
477
00:32:44,923 --> 00:32:46,550
or whatever the fuck it's called?
478
00:32:46,592 --> 00:32:48,753
l read the back cover.
479
00:32:48,794 --> 00:32:50,284
Oh God.
480
00:32:50,329 --> 00:32:52,559
You are so pathetic.
481
00:33:08,314 --> 00:33:11,750
## Opening a can or worms ##
482
00:33:11,784 --> 00:33:15,948
## That are now out of date ##
483
00:33:15,988 --> 00:33:19,822
## No matter what you do ##
484
00:33:19,858 --> 00:33:23,988
## Don't you dare throw them away ##
485
00:33:24,029 --> 00:33:27,897
## A harlot spikes the bowl ##
486
00:33:27,933 --> 00:33:32,029
## With regurgitated brains ##
487
00:33:32,071 --> 00:33:35,768
## We hide under
a broken rainbow ##
488
00:33:35,808 --> 00:33:40,507
## Waiting for the rain to fade... ##
489
00:33:40,546 --> 00:33:42,605
## Hello, Megan ##
490
00:33:42,648 --> 00:33:44,445
## Hello, monkey ##
491
00:33:44,483 --> 00:33:46,474
## l love you, Megan ##
492
00:33:46,518 --> 00:33:48,645
## l love you, monkey. ##
493
00:33:55,427 --> 00:33:59,193
## Because d�j� vu ##
494
00:33:59,231 --> 00:34:04,066
## lt sounds like something not true ##
495
00:34:04,103 --> 00:34:07,163
## But l think ##
496
00:34:07,206 --> 00:34:12,007
## That l have seen it with you ##
497
00:34:12,044 --> 00:34:15,172
## And l am sure ##
498
00:34:15,214 --> 00:34:19,878
## l've never been here before ##
499
00:34:19,918 --> 00:34:23,354
## lt's there at my door ##
500
00:34:23,389 --> 00:34:27,758
## That is running on the floor ##
501
00:34:27,793 --> 00:34:30,557
## High ##
502
00:34:30,596 --> 00:34:35,260
## Up at the shooting range ##
503
00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:39,236
## Where the kids play ##
504
00:34:39,271 --> 00:34:43,173
## And there's bad blood ##
505
00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:45,802
## We were high ##
506
00:34:46,812 --> 00:34:51,010
## And feeling no pain ##
507
00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:55,145
## Where the trash drains ##
508
00:34:55,187 --> 00:34:59,715
## ls where we will lie ##
509
00:34:59,758 --> 00:35:03,250
## Looking out the window ##
510
00:35:03,295 --> 00:35:07,925
## With a hot beer on the red-eye. ##
511
00:35:07,966 --> 00:35:10,400
Hey.
512
00:35:10,436 --> 00:35:12,267
- That was beautiful.
- Oh thanks, man.
513
00:35:12,304 --> 00:35:14,932
- Yeah, that's a good one, man.
- Thanks.
514
00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:17,731
$8.1 3.
515
00:35:18,744 --> 00:35:21,008
- Just keep it.
- All right.
516
00:35:21,046 --> 00:35:23,571
- Thank you so much.
- Sure, right on, man.
517
00:35:26,385 --> 00:35:28,250
- Bye,
- All right, thanks.
518
00:35:28,287 --> 00:35:30,050
- See you later.
- Bye.
519
00:35:32,758 --> 00:35:35,556
That'll work.
520
00:35:36,628 --> 00:35:39,756
Hey, man, l need
to borrow some money.
521
00:35:39,798 --> 00:35:41,891
You still owe me
fucking money, man.
522
00:35:41,934 --> 00:35:44,869
l know. Look, l've got a ticket
that's gonna double
523
00:35:44,903 --> 00:35:46,734
tomorrow if l don't pay it.
Double.
524
00:35:46,772 --> 00:35:49,935
How'd you get a ticket, man?
You don't drive.
525
00:35:49,975 --> 00:35:51,567
Jaywalking.
526
00:35:51,610 --> 00:35:53,271
Give me 50 bucks.
527
00:35:53,312 --> 00:35:56,804
$50? Give me a break, Carl,
l can't, man.
528
00:35:56,849 --> 00:35:59,875
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
529
00:35:59,918 --> 00:36:03,115
Carl, l can't. How much do you think
l make in this fucking dump?
530
00:36:03,155 --> 00:36:06,682
All right? l'm already letting you
eat that bullshit for free, man.
531
00:36:06,725 --> 00:36:08,955
lf my boss found out
he'd fucking fire me.
532
00:36:08,994 --> 00:36:12,953
Just have your mom wire the fucking
money instead of sending a check.
533
00:36:22,007 --> 00:36:23,201
Hey.
534
00:36:24,443 --> 00:36:26,172
Hey.
535
00:36:26,211 --> 00:36:27,872
Uh-oh.
536
00:36:27,913 --> 00:36:30,006
Can we talk?
537
00:36:30,048 --> 00:36:32,073
l'm working.
538
00:36:32,117 --> 00:36:34,483
No, you know what?
539
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,078
l don't think that'd be
a good fucking idea.
540
00:36:36,121 --> 00:36:38,521
Please?
l miss you.
541
00:36:51,203 --> 00:36:52,534
What the fuck are you doing here?
542
00:36:52,571 --> 00:36:54,835
l just really miss you, okay?
l'm sorry.
543
00:36:54,873 --> 00:36:56,738
Are you fucking kidding me?
544
00:36:56,775 --> 00:36:58,538
What is this bullshit?
545
00:36:58,577 --> 00:37:00,272
No, l want to get back together.
546
00:37:03,015 --> 00:37:06,007
What-- what about
fucking Arnondo,
547
00:37:06,051 --> 00:37:08,076
or whatever
the fuck his name was?
548
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,587
l thought you guys
were going to Arizona.
549
00:37:09,621 --> 00:37:12,419
lt's Marco
and l came back.
550
00:37:13,425 --> 00:37:17,555
Can you imagine for one fucking
second if l came up to you
551
00:37:17,596 --> 00:37:20,565
and l said, ''Hey, by the way,
we're breaking up
552
00:37:20,599 --> 00:37:23,625
'cause l just met this
really unbelievable girl.
553
00:37:23,669 --> 00:37:26,729
l never knew what love
was with you.
554
00:37:26,772 --> 00:37:29,138
We can still be friends.
555
00:37:29,174 --> 00:37:33,270
Oh, and you know, this girl is
an unbelievable flamenco dancer.
556
00:37:33,312 --> 00:37:35,803
We're gonna put together
this fucking cabaret act
557
00:37:35,847 --> 00:37:38,714
and go out to Arizona and dance
at her uncle's restaurant.''
558
00:37:38,750 --> 00:37:40,115
Am l forgetting
any fucking shit?
559
00:37:40,152 --> 00:37:42,052
Willie, stop it, okay?
l'm sorry.
560
00:37:42,087 --> 00:37:44,112
l made a mistake, okay?
561
00:37:44,156 --> 00:37:46,351
l made a horrible
horrible mistake.
562
00:37:46,391 --> 00:37:48,222
l'm only human.
563
00:37:48,260 --> 00:37:50,319
Can we just--
564
00:37:52,764 --> 00:37:55,460
Look, this ain't the place for this shit,
all right? l'm working, okay?
565
00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:57,559
Can we talk somewhere else, please?
566
00:38:01,273 --> 00:38:03,298
- Please?
- Wait a fucking minute.
567
00:38:06,078 --> 00:38:08,546
Watch the fucking store
for me for a minute, okay?
568
00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:11,413
Don't do it, man.
That chick is bad news.
569
00:38:11,450 --> 00:38:13,145
l just need 10 or 15 minutes.
570
00:38:13,185 --> 00:38:14,675
l'm gonna go next door
and have a cup of coffee.
571
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,745
Just watch the fucking place.
572
00:38:16,788 --> 00:38:18,517
And what if a customer comes in?
573
00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:20,422
lt's fucking dead at this hour, man.
574
00:38:20,459 --> 00:38:23,053
l don't know how
to work the register.
575
00:38:23,095 --> 00:38:26,258
There's nothing to fucking work.
lt's a computer with a laser.
576
00:38:27,633 --> 00:38:29,464
All right?
577
00:38:29,501 --> 00:38:31,594
Look, you see that?
578
00:38:31,637 --> 00:38:35,164
- That's a barcode.
- l know what a barcode is, dumbfuck.
579
00:38:35,207 --> 00:38:38,142
Well, all you do
is scan it with the laser,
580
00:38:38,176 --> 00:38:40,770
the price pops up, all right?
581
00:38:40,812 --> 00:38:43,781
lf they give you a five or a 10
or whatever they give you
582
00:38:43,815 --> 00:38:45,680
you just hit the number.
lt's written, $5.
583
00:38:45,717 --> 00:38:47,844
You hit it.
All you do is hit sale.
584
00:38:47,886 --> 00:38:49,979
And it's-- 806 is the code,
all right?
585
00:38:50,022 --> 00:38:52,820
Sale 806, it open--
it should open.
586
00:38:52,858 --> 00:38:55,383
Escape.
lf it doesn't open, hit escape.
587
00:38:55,427 --> 00:38:57,190
- All right?
588
00:38:57,229 --> 00:39:00,062
lt'll open.
lt should fucking open.
589
00:39:00,098 --> 00:39:02,532
Just hit escape,
okay, if it doesn't open.
590
00:39:02,567 --> 00:39:04,762
They designed it so a fucking
monkey could work it, man.
591
00:39:04,803 --> 00:39:06,134
lt's nothing.
592
00:39:06,171 --> 00:39:08,105
Don't be a sap, man.
593
00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:11,940
Grow some fucking balls
and tell that chick to fuck off.
594
00:39:11,977 --> 00:39:14,138
Look, there's no way
595
00:39:14,179 --> 00:39:16,170
l'm taking this fucking bitch
back, man.
596
00:39:16,214 --> 00:39:19,081
Okay?
Just mind the store.
597
00:39:31,329 --> 00:39:33,229
Let me out!
Let me out!
598
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,832
Hey, what about her?
599
00:39:46,144 --> 00:39:47,941
Someone will find her.
600
00:39:47,979 --> 00:39:49,810
Let's get out of here.
601
00:40:55,147 --> 00:40:57,240
Oh, don't come in here.
602
00:40:57,282 --> 00:41:00,046
Please don't come in here.
603
00:41:08,093 --> 00:41:10,061
Oh, fuck.
604
00:41:31,483 --> 00:41:33,110
Hey.
605
00:41:36,922 --> 00:41:38,412
And a carton of Parliaments.
606
00:41:40,425 --> 00:41:43,360
Uh, okay.
Will that be all, sir?
607
00:41:45,597 --> 00:41:47,861
- Yeah.
- Okay.
608
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,763
All right, then.
609
00:41:50,802 --> 00:41:53,066
Let me just put this
610
00:41:53,104 --> 00:41:54,833
in a little baggie.
611
00:41:58,944 --> 00:42:01,071
The duct tape...
612
00:42:01,112 --> 00:42:03,307
carton of Parliaments.
613
00:42:03,348 --> 00:42:05,782
Okay, let's see.
614
00:42:17,229 --> 00:42:20,255
- Just a sec.
615
00:42:30,408 --> 00:42:32,376
l'm growing a beard here, dude.
616
00:42:32,410 --> 00:42:34,401
l know.
These things are confusing.
617
00:42:37,115 --> 00:42:39,413
Carl:
Ay-yi-yi.
618
00:42:39,451 --> 00:42:41,248
- Let's go.
- l got it.
619
00:42:41,286 --> 00:42:43,151
Believe me, l'd like to.
620
00:42:43,188 --> 00:42:44,985
This guy must be new or something.
621
00:42:45,023 --> 00:42:47,992
Sorry, these things are tricky.
Very confusing.
622
00:42:48,026 --> 00:42:49,721
Do you need a credit card?
623
00:42:49,761 --> 00:42:52,127
No no no, that would be worse.
624
00:42:52,163 --> 00:42:53,596
What's the problem?
625
00:42:53,632 --> 00:42:55,259
You know what?
Just take it.
626
00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:57,063
Just take it.
627
00:42:57,102 --> 00:42:58,660
What?
628
00:42:58,703 --> 00:43:02,104
This register is for shit.
Just take it. Take it, take it.
629
00:43:02,140 --> 00:43:04,074
No, man, no.
Look, here.
630
00:43:06,144 --> 00:43:09,341
Here's 40 bucks.
There's no way it's more than that.
631
00:43:10,749 --> 00:43:12,649
Keep the change, all right?
632
00:43:21,893 --> 00:43:24,157
What nice guys.
633
00:43:45,550 --> 00:43:48,542
- God!
- Oh my God, Mr. Krebbs.
634
00:43:48,586 --> 00:43:50,486
Oh, man.
635
00:43:50,522 --> 00:43:53,082
Sherri, what are you doing here?
636
00:43:53,124 --> 00:43:56,252
My aunt lives here.
What are you doing here?
637
00:43:56,294 --> 00:43:58,125
Well, l live here.
638
00:43:58,163 --> 00:44:00,893
Wow, what a coincidence.
639
00:44:00,932 --> 00:44:03,526
Do you always get home
this late from school?
640
00:44:03,568 --> 00:44:05,968
Uh, no.
l'm chairman of the book fair.
641
00:44:06,004 --> 00:44:09,132
So a lot of organizing to do
these next few nights.
642
00:44:09,174 --> 00:44:11,369
How's Mrs. Krebbs?
643
00:44:11,409 --> 00:44:13,570
She's so beautiful, by the way.
644
00:44:13,611 --> 00:44:15,044
Thank you.
No, she's good.
645
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:16,707
She's good.
She's waiting for her pretzels.
646
00:44:16,748 --> 00:44:18,909
She's getting all those
cravings they talk about.
647
00:44:18,950 --> 00:44:21,441
You know, last month and all.
648
00:44:21,486 --> 00:44:24,853
So, um...
Yeah, anyway, l'm gonna go up--
649
00:44:24,889 --> 00:44:27,414
Um, l would love to get together
650
00:44:27,459 --> 00:44:29,586
and talk about the book sometime.
651
00:44:31,096 --> 00:44:32,620
Okay.
652
00:44:32,664 --> 00:44:34,689
Um...
653
00:44:34,733 --> 00:44:36,667
Okay, well, um...
654
00:44:36,701 --> 00:44:38,293
we're gonna talk about
that in school, all right?
655
00:44:38,336 --> 00:44:40,201
And l'll see you tomorrow.
656
00:44:40,238 --> 00:44:42,536
Okay.
657
00:45:33,258 --> 00:45:34,953
Bad move, man.
658
00:45:34,993 --> 00:45:37,154
Shut up.
Any customers?
659
00:45:37,195 --> 00:45:38,526
Nope.
660
00:45:41,633 --> 00:45:43,601
What the fuck is shit shit, man?
661
00:45:43,635 --> 00:45:46,263
God damn, Carl.
662
00:45:46,304 --> 00:45:48,602
Fucking pig, man.
663
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,938
Get on the other side of the counter.
664
00:45:52,177 --> 00:45:54,168
Motherfucker.
665
00:45:54,212 --> 00:45:56,772
l can't believe you're such a pussy.
666
00:45:56,815 --> 00:45:59,648
Look who's fucking talking.
667
00:45:59,684 --> 00:46:03,415
You practically stalked Lucy
for the past five fucking years, man.
668
00:46:03,455 --> 00:46:05,389
No.
669
00:46:05,423 --> 00:46:06,981
We became friends.
670
00:46:07,025 --> 00:46:09,323
You're telling me that you
wouldn't go back with her?
671
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,827
No, l wouldn't.
672
00:46:10,862 --> 00:46:12,454
Well, would you fuck her?
673
00:46:12,497 --> 00:46:14,590
Yes, but that's different.
674
00:46:14,632 --> 00:46:16,497
Oh, different my fucking ass, man.
675
00:46:16,534 --> 00:46:19,765
Look, l ain't gonna play this whole
macho posturing bullshit.
676
00:46:19,804 --> 00:46:22,466
l can get past
the whole Arnondo thing.
677
00:46:22,507 --> 00:46:24,202
You know why?
678
00:46:24,242 --> 00:46:26,540
Because fucking love
is bigger than one little mistake.
679
00:46:27,879 --> 00:46:31,315
Marco.
His name is Marco.
680
00:46:31,349 --> 00:46:33,044
Whatever, man.
Fuck you.
681
00:46:33,084 --> 00:46:34,608
Ol�!
682
00:46:34,652 --> 00:46:37,416
Ol� ol� ol�.
683
00:46:38,156 --> 00:46:41,148
Help me!
684
00:46:43,495 --> 00:46:45,395
l'm in here!
685
00:47:00,345 --> 00:47:03,280
Man on P.A.:
Tony, please pick up extension 2-5.
686
00:47:04,883 --> 00:47:07,283
Tony Gilbert, extension 2-5.
687
00:47:08,853 --> 00:47:10,912
Tony, 2-5, please.
688
00:47:10,955 --> 00:47:13,116
This is Tony.
689
00:47:14,592 --> 00:47:17,083
Nope, in the back.
690
00:47:17,128 --> 00:47:19,028
Yeah.
691
00:47:19,063 --> 00:47:21,190
Well, what was the word
of the day, Michael?
692
00:47:21,232 --> 00:47:23,291
No no no, the word of the day
was initiative.
693
00:47:23,334 --> 00:47:25,029
Take some.
Find it yourself.
694
00:47:31,075 --> 00:47:33,100
Tell me when.
695
00:48:08,112 --> 00:48:09,807
Hey, sweetie,
you gonna play leapfrog
696
00:48:09,847 --> 00:48:11,781
with the ladybug and the frog?
697
00:48:11,816 --> 00:48:14,546
- All right.
- lt's hard.
698
00:48:14,586 --> 00:48:16,952
You can do it.
Jump back and forth and play leapfrog.
699
00:48:19,123 --> 00:48:21,114
All right.
Good job.
700
00:48:21,159 --> 00:48:23,252
That was good.
701
00:48:42,146 --> 00:48:43,807
Krebbs:
What, are you stalking me or what?
702
00:48:43,848 --> 00:48:47,306
- You would like that, wouldn't you?
- No, l would not.
703
00:48:47,352 --> 00:48:49,786
No, l like to come here on Sundays
704
00:48:49,821 --> 00:48:53,222
and have my iced coffee,
read the paper.
705
00:48:53,258 --> 00:48:55,726
Really?
l've never seen you here on a Sunday,
706
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,729
lt's my new tradition.
707
00:48:58,763 --> 00:49:00,890
What are you writing?
708
00:49:00,932 --> 00:49:02,866
l am writing a screenplay.
709
00:49:02,900 --> 00:49:04,800
- Wow.
- Yeah.
710
00:49:04,836 --> 00:49:06,929
l didn't know you wrote screenplays.
711
00:49:06,971 --> 00:49:08,461
You wouldn't.
Nobody knows.
712
00:49:08,506 --> 00:49:11,873
l write them and nobody buys them,
so why would you know?
713
00:49:11,909 --> 00:49:15,208
Um, so what's it about?
714
00:49:15,246 --> 00:49:19,012
Uh, it's a supernatural
political thriller.
715
00:49:19,050 --> 00:49:21,143
Wow.
716
00:49:21,185 --> 00:49:23,210
- Okay, tell me.
- Yeah?
717
00:49:23,254 --> 00:49:25,313
- Mm-hmm.
- All right.
718
00:49:31,429 --> 00:49:34,489
Wow, that sounds complicated.
719
00:49:34,532 --> 00:49:36,500
lt does, doesn't it?
720
00:49:36,534 --> 00:49:38,559
Yeah, it takes
a little bit of research,
721
00:49:38,603 --> 00:49:40,571
but l like the political stuff.
722
00:49:40,605 --> 00:49:43,199
Oh, me too.
723
00:49:43,241 --> 00:49:45,209
- l love politics.
- Yeah?
724
00:49:45,243 --> 00:49:48,076
- l watch CNN all the time.
725
00:49:48,112 --> 00:49:50,342
Oh boy.
726
00:50:10,535 --> 00:50:12,867
l want a hot dog.
l want a hot dog.
727
00:50:12,904 --> 00:50:15,338
- l want a hot dog.
- No.
728
00:50:15,373 --> 00:50:18,035
No hot dogs.
We eat healthy in this family.
729
00:50:18,076 --> 00:50:20,010
All right, who wants what?
730
00:50:20,044 --> 00:50:22,103
- l want a hot dog.
- No.
731
00:50:22,146 --> 00:50:24,046
Let her have a hot dog.
lt's Sunday.
732
00:50:24,082 --> 00:50:25,709
- Ben!
- l want one too.
733
00:50:25,750 --> 00:50:29,345
- l want a hot dog.
- Fine. Fine.
734
00:50:29,387 --> 00:50:32,982
God, all right. l'll have
a chicken Caesar and an iced tea, all right?
735
00:50:33,024 --> 00:50:34,582
- All right.
- Are you happy now?
736
00:50:34,625 --> 00:50:37,526
- One hotdog for you.
- Plain with catsup too.
737
00:50:37,562 --> 00:50:38,620
With catsup.
One for me.
738
00:50:39,597 --> 00:50:41,622
A chicken Caesar
and an iced tea for Mommy,
739
00:50:41,666 --> 00:50:44,362
And one barbequed beef
sandwich for him.
740
00:50:44,402 --> 00:50:46,700
- Be right back.
- How can he eat that?
741
00:50:46,738 --> 00:50:50,299
- Ben.
- George, what are you doing here?
742
00:50:50,341 --> 00:50:53,037
- l'm just coming from the gym.
- Really?
743
00:50:53,077 --> 00:50:55,307
- Hi, George Higgins.
- Hi.
744
00:50:55,346 --> 00:50:57,610
George, this is my wife Louise.
745
00:50:57,648 --> 00:50:59,240
- This is my daughter Megan.
- Hi.
746
00:50:59,283 --> 00:51:00,443
- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
747
00:51:00,485 --> 00:51:02,385
And that little larval human
over there is Josh.
748
00:51:02,420 --> 00:51:04,945
You have a cute little family here.
749
00:51:04,989 --> 00:51:06,547
Thank you.
750
00:51:06,591 --> 00:51:08,786
Well, l'll let you get back to
doing what you were doing.
751
00:51:08,826 --> 00:51:11,386
So see you around the campus?
752
00:51:11,429 --> 00:51:13,590
- All right, take care, George.
- Bye.
753
00:51:13,631 --> 00:51:15,155
- Take care.
- Bye.
754
00:51:16,634 --> 00:51:19,603
- How do you know him?
- l see him around the courthouse.
755
00:51:19,637 --> 00:51:21,935
He works for one of those
civil liberties groups.
756
00:51:21,973 --> 00:51:24,942
Mommy,
since l'm having vegetables
757
00:51:24,976 --> 00:51:27,467
can't l have some ice cream?
758
00:51:27,512 --> 00:51:29,412
l don't think so.
759
00:51:29,447 --> 00:51:32,541
You know what?
He seems a little G-A-Y to me.
760
00:51:32,583 --> 00:51:34,312
- You think?
- Yeah.
761
00:51:34,352 --> 00:51:36,252
- All right, l'll be right back.
- Just kidding.
762
00:51:36,287 --> 00:51:38,653
- You are so cute.
- l'm not even having vegetables.
763
00:51:40,057 --> 00:51:41,922
Be right back.
764
00:51:42,994 --> 00:51:45,189
Well, let's see
if you eat all your dinner.
765
00:51:45,229 --> 00:51:47,925
And if you do, we'll think about ice cream.
How about that?
766
00:51:47,965 --> 00:51:49,262
Okay.
767
00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:51,131
So where is Mrs. Krebbs?
768
00:51:51,169 --> 00:51:53,262
She's asleep.
She's taking a nap.
769
00:51:54,839 --> 00:51:56,329
You guys are a cute couple.
770
00:51:56,374 --> 00:51:58,808
How long have you been together?
771
00:51:58,843 --> 00:52:02,301
Been together seven years.
Been married for two.
772
00:52:02,346 --> 00:52:04,246
Wow.
773
00:52:04,282 --> 00:52:06,614
- Seven years?
- Seven years.
774
00:52:06,651 --> 00:52:09,950
That's a long time to only have sex
with one person.
775
00:52:11,355 --> 00:52:13,585
Excuse me?
776
00:52:13,624 --> 00:52:15,990
l'm sorry, Mr. Krebbs.
777
00:52:16,027 --> 00:52:18,655
l'm just saying that seven years
with no variety...
778
00:52:18,696 --> 00:52:21,688
l mean, l know how guys are.
779
00:52:21,732 --> 00:52:23,324
l assure you l'm not a guy, okay?
780
00:52:23,367 --> 00:52:24,925
l'm-- l'm your teacher.
781
00:52:24,969 --> 00:52:27,836
l know you're my teacher.
782
00:52:27,872 --> 00:52:30,466
But last time l--
783
00:52:30,508 --> 00:52:32,999
- l checked...
- Mm-hmm.
784
00:52:33,044 --> 00:52:36,741
You're a guy too.
A very cute guy, l might add.
785
00:52:36,781 --> 00:52:38,942
Thank you.
Thank you for the compliment.
786
00:52:38,983 --> 00:52:40,780
l really appreciate that,
but l think...
787
00:52:40,818 --> 00:52:43,412
l'm gonna go on that note.
Okey-doke?
788
00:52:43,454 --> 00:52:46,287
So why don't we just
leave it there, okay?
789
00:52:46,324 --> 00:52:49,191
l've got all my stuff.
Thank you.
790
00:52:49,227 --> 00:52:50,888
- l'll see--
- Um...
791
00:52:50,928 --> 00:52:53,362
You can't blame a girl for trying.
792
00:52:55,333 --> 00:52:57,392
See you in class.
793
00:52:59,170 --> 00:53:01,604
Woman:
There is somebody that works here
794
00:53:01,639 --> 00:53:03,834
who l thought maybe
l'd have a future with.
795
00:53:03,875 --> 00:53:06,742
Ooh, do tell.
796
00:53:06,777 --> 00:53:08,574
Wait, is it that cute kid in shipping?
797
00:53:08,613 --> 00:53:10,808
What's his name?
Doug?
798
00:53:10,848 --> 00:53:12,543
No.
799
00:53:12,583 --> 00:53:14,107
He's a manager.
800
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:17,620
Really?
801
00:53:17,655 --> 00:53:19,486
Who is it?
802
00:53:20,525 --> 00:53:24,017
lf l tell you you have to swear
not to tell a soul.
803
00:53:24,061 --> 00:53:27,030
He swore me to secrecy
and said we'd both get fired.
804
00:53:27,064 --> 00:53:28,827
Scout's honor.
805
00:53:28,866 --> 00:53:30,857
Okay.
806
00:53:30,902 --> 00:53:33,996
lt's Tony Gilbert.
Do you know him?
807
00:53:42,580 --> 00:53:45,140
Marian, will you call the New York
stores, see if they have her size?
808
00:53:45,182 --> 00:53:47,912
Hey, Tony, can l see you in the storeroom
about that inventory problem?
809
00:53:47,952 --> 00:53:49,681
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
810
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:51,984
- Marian, you got this covered?
- Yes.
811
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,287
Come here.
l was so horny l was--
812
00:53:58,329 --> 00:54:00,627
Ow!
What the hell was that for?
813
00:54:00,665 --> 00:54:03,532
- For Naomi, you asshole.
- Who's Naomi?
814
00:54:03,568 --> 00:54:06,059
You creep!
You don't even know who you sleep with.
815
00:54:06,103 --> 00:54:08,162
The part-time girl in junior wear.
816
00:54:08,205 --> 00:54:10,298
Oh, ''Niomi.''
817
00:54:10,341 --> 00:54:12,366
What are you jealous about?
818
00:54:12,410 --> 00:54:13,809
No, l'm not jealous.
l'm angry.
819
00:54:13,844 --> 00:54:15,778
How many other girls are you
boinking in dark corners?
820
00:54:15,813 --> 00:54:19,305
None, l swear.
lt was a one-time thing.
821
00:54:21,452 --> 00:54:22,851
Why am l even lying to you?
822
00:54:22,887 --> 00:54:24,821
Yeah, l screw around with
some of the girls, big deal.
823
00:54:24,855 --> 00:54:27,585
- You're married with three kids.
- That's besides the point.
824
00:54:27,625 --> 00:54:29,183
What, are you gonna
leave your husband for me?
825
00:54:29,226 --> 00:54:30,659
- No, but--
- Lydia, let's be honest here.
826
00:54:30,695 --> 00:54:32,663
We're both adults
having a little fun, right?
827
00:54:32,697 --> 00:54:35,598
l mean, l'm having fun.
l hope you're having fun.
828
00:54:36,601 --> 00:54:39,900
Frankly, you're more fun
than any of them.
829
00:54:39,937 --> 00:54:42,064
Oh, don't start doing
that thing with me.
830
00:54:42,106 --> 00:54:43,664
- What thing?
- That Tony thing.
831
00:54:43,708 --> 00:54:46,939
l'm not doing a Tony thing.
l'm being straight with you.
832
00:54:46,978 --> 00:54:49,845
Look, l don't drink, l don't smoke
and l don't do drugs.
833
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,940
But everyone's got to have a vice.
So my vice is pretty girls.
834
00:54:52,984 --> 00:54:55,851
But frankly, you know,
835
00:54:55,886 --> 00:54:57,877
you're different
than the other ones.
836
00:54:57,922 --> 00:54:59,890
- Oh, please.
- No, l swear to God, you're sexier.
837
00:54:59,924 --> 00:55:02,825
There's something-- like Naomi,
she's just like a girl.
838
00:55:02,860 --> 00:55:05,260
But there's something about you--
you're like a woman.
839
00:55:07,665 --> 00:55:09,929
For instance,
like, look at those boobs.
840
00:55:09,967 --> 00:55:12,731
l'm getting turned on just standing
here arguing with you.
841
00:55:12,770 --> 00:55:14,635
- You know what l'm saying?
- You're always turned on.
842
00:55:14,672 --> 00:55:16,640
You're a walking hard-on.
843
00:55:16,674 --> 00:55:18,403
Just feel that.
You feel that?
844
00:55:18,442 --> 00:55:20,307
Okay...
845
00:55:20,344 --> 00:55:22,312
Tony, stop.
846
00:55:22,346 --> 00:55:24,371
- l'm supposed to be mad at you.
- Good, be mad.
847
00:55:24,415 --> 00:55:27,680
Angry sex is good sex.
l'll get angry too.
848
00:55:27,718 --> 00:55:30,152
l'll think about social injustice
849
00:55:30,187 --> 00:55:33,452
and how the Cubs can't win.
850
00:55:33,491 --> 00:55:35,254
- And the rainforest.
851
00:55:35,292 --> 00:55:37,658
You know, you are out of your mind.
852
00:55:37,695 --> 00:55:39,458
Come here, help me off
with these pants.
853
00:56:51,335 --> 00:56:53,530
Let's go. Daddy's probably
waiting for us by now.
854
00:56:53,571 --> 00:56:56,165
- l want this kitty.
- Next time, sweetheart.
855
00:56:56,207 --> 00:56:58,835
- Please.
- You have enough of them.
856
00:56:58,876 --> 00:57:01,606
- Some other time.
- Mom, l need it.
857
00:57:39,817 --> 00:57:41,910
Hey, buddy.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
858
00:57:41,952 --> 00:57:44,011
My deposition ran long.
859
00:57:44,054 --> 00:57:45,612
No problem.
860
00:57:45,656 --> 00:57:49,786
And thank you for playing it cool
at the mall.
861
00:57:49,827 --> 00:57:51,692
Of course.
862
00:57:51,729 --> 00:57:53,993
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
863
00:57:54,031 --> 00:57:55,760
l know what l want.
You know what you want?
864
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,268
- Kobe burger--
865
00:58:01,739 --> 00:58:03,172
l can't do this anymore.
866
00:58:04,675 --> 00:58:07,508
This is out of the blue.
Why?
867
00:58:07,545 --> 00:58:09,706
Out of the blue?
868
00:58:10,714 --> 00:58:13,649
l saw you with your family, man.
869
00:58:13,684 --> 00:58:16,482
l saw how happy you were.
They're beautiful.
870
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:19,512
You're never gonna leave them
and l don't expect you to.
871
00:58:22,026 --> 00:58:26,190
Look, l didn't expect to have these
feelings for you, but l do.
872
00:58:26,230 --> 00:58:29,165
lt hit me--
l need someone for me.
873
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,327
l'm not gonna share you.
874
00:58:31,368 --> 00:58:33,996
l can't do this anymore.
875
00:58:38,242 --> 00:58:40,938
Well, that's all well and good
and l understand that
876
00:58:40,978 --> 00:58:43,538
but we just don't cover acts of God
877
00:58:43,581 --> 00:58:46,345
in our insurance policy.
878
00:58:46,383 --> 00:58:49,181
lf you actually reread your
homeowner's contract,
879
00:58:49,220 --> 00:58:51,154
and l can actually read to you
880
00:58:51,188 --> 00:58:53,418
from our manual and handbook--
881
00:59:00,164 --> 00:59:02,223
l'm sorry.
882
00:59:02,266 --> 00:59:03,733
Can l call you back?
883
00:59:05,936 --> 00:59:07,904
lt's really funny every time.
884
00:59:07,938 --> 00:59:10,498
Sour cream in my desk drawer--
885
00:59:10,541 --> 00:59:12,634
that's just brilliant.
That's hilarious.
886
00:59:12,676 --> 00:59:14,769
Sour cre--
who would do a thing like that?
887
00:59:14,812 --> 00:59:16,973
That is a perfectly
good waste of sour cream.
888
00:59:17,014 --> 00:59:20,177
You know, l get it.
l'm the joke around here, okay?
889
00:59:20,217 --> 00:59:23,152
Everybody loves to pick on me.
l'm the nerd, okay?
890
00:59:23,187 --> 00:59:25,747
Let's mess with Marty's car.
891
00:59:25,789 --> 00:59:28,917
Let's lock him in
that locker all weekend.
892
00:59:28,959 --> 00:59:32,360
Let's pull his pants down
in the middle of gym class.
893
00:59:33,564 --> 00:59:36,499
Congratulations, Stuart.
You win, okay?
894
00:59:36,533 --> 00:59:38,524
You know, out of all the people
895
00:59:38,569 --> 00:59:41,629
that have humiliated me
and bullied me
896
00:59:41,672 --> 00:59:43,196
you win, okay?
897
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:46,175
Because your pranks
are the most creative
898
00:59:46,210 --> 00:59:48,201
and the most outrageous
899
00:59:48,245 --> 00:59:52,204
and the most-- the most hilarious
for everybody, okay?
900
00:59:52,249 --> 00:59:55,548
So l hope you
are proud of yourself.
901
00:59:55,586 --> 00:59:57,486
Jerk!
902
01:00:00,691 --> 01:00:02,386
- Nice job.
- Yeah.
903
01:00:02,426 --> 01:00:04,291
- That brought up some issues.
- ( both laugh )
904
01:00:31,288 --> 01:00:33,620
Working late
on the book fair again?
905
01:00:33,657 --> 01:00:35,887
Sherri.
906
01:00:35,926 --> 01:00:37,951
Barry.
907
01:00:37,995 --> 01:00:40,088
Mr. Krebbs.
908
01:00:40,130 --> 01:00:43,566
ls that what you want me to
call you when you're fucking me?
909
01:00:45,436 --> 01:00:47,165
l think you should
go home now, Sherri.
910
01:00:48,772 --> 01:00:51,366
l don't suppose you
could give me a ride.
911
01:00:54,078 --> 01:00:55,705
lsn't that your car right there?
912
01:00:58,615 --> 01:01:00,606
lt won't start.
913
01:01:17,768 --> 01:01:19,531
Get in.
914
01:02:00,744 --> 01:02:05,181
My, what a big cock you have,
Mr. Krebbs.
915
01:03:24,328 --> 01:03:26,956
Sherri:
l'll see you in class.
916
01:03:50,154 --> 01:03:52,452
Holly?
917
01:03:52,489 --> 01:03:55,754
l just fucked Mr. Krebbs.
918
01:03:55,792 --> 01:03:57,987
ln the school parking lot.
919
01:03:58,028 --> 01:04:01,122
Meet me at Denny's immediately.
920
01:05:05,963 --> 01:05:08,488
Hey-o, l'm back.
921
01:05:08,532 --> 01:05:11,558
l'm sorry, l checked the whole storeroom
and we are completely out.
922
01:05:11,602 --> 01:05:13,536
- l'm sorry.
- Sorry about that.
923
01:05:13,570 --> 01:05:15,367
We can order some.
924
01:05:15,405 --> 01:05:17,305
Go on the internet,
get some online maybe.
925
01:05:17,341 --> 01:05:19,138
No, that's okay.
Thank you.
926
01:05:19,176 --> 01:05:22,236
No problem. lf you need help with anything
else, you know where to find us.
927
01:05:22,279 --> 01:05:23,871
- Okay, great.
- Okay.
928
01:05:26,216 --> 01:05:28,810
Courtney, you are doing
a fantastic job, by the way.
929
01:05:28,852 --> 01:05:31,286
l mean really great. Are you sure
you haven't worked retail before?
930
01:05:31,321 --> 01:05:34,757
l suppose l do if you count selling
doughnuts in high school.
931
01:05:34,791 --> 01:05:37,487
l absolutely count selling doughnuts.
932
01:05:37,527 --> 01:05:40,428
You just have a great way
with the customers, you know?
933
01:05:40,464 --> 01:05:42,830
They really like you.
934
01:05:42,866 --> 01:05:44,197
Thanks.
935
01:05:48,839 --> 01:05:51,399
lt's easy to see why.
936
01:05:51,441 --> 01:05:53,102
Thanks.
937
01:05:54,811 --> 01:05:56,904
Want to see my balls?
938
01:05:59,683 --> 01:06:01,674
Here they are.
Bath balls.
939
01:06:01,718 --> 01:06:03,345
You know, you put them in the bathtub
and they fizz
940
01:06:03,387 --> 01:06:05,287
and release oils and perfumes.
941
01:06:05,322 --> 01:06:07,256
You always smell really nice,
by the way.
942
01:06:07,291 --> 01:06:09,191
Do you take a lot of baths?
943
01:06:09,226 --> 01:06:11,956
l know perfectly well
what bath bombs are.
944
01:06:11,995 --> 01:06:14,020
Mr. Gilbert--
945
01:06:14,064 --> 01:06:16,555
- Tony.
- Mr. Gilbert.
946
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:19,694
l'd appreciate it if you'd keep your hands
and your innuendoes to yourself.
947
01:06:19,736 --> 01:06:22,728
Come on, don't be such
a stick-in-the-mud.
948
01:06:22,773 --> 01:06:25,264
l'm just a touchy-feely
kind of guy, you know?
949
01:06:25,309 --> 01:06:27,368
And besides, there hasn't
been a girl this pretty
950
01:06:27,411 --> 01:06:30,380
who's worked here in, like, ever.
951
01:06:30,414 --> 01:06:33,815
Sometimes Little Tony takes over before
Big Tony knows what's going on.
952
01:06:33,850 --> 01:06:36,011
Do you have, like,
any tattoos or anything?
953
01:06:36,053 --> 01:06:38,214
Well, tell Little Tony
l think he should know
954
01:06:38,255 --> 01:06:41,122
l had to sue my previous employer
for sexual harassment.
955
01:06:41,158 --> 01:06:43,149
lt was a long drawn out process,
956
01:06:43,193 --> 01:06:45,661
that was really embarrassing
for all of us.
957
01:06:45,696 --> 01:06:48,631
l'd hate to put myself or anyone else
through that again.
958
01:06:48,665 --> 01:06:50,690
Really?
959
01:06:50,734 --> 01:06:52,463
Really.
960
01:06:53,603 --> 01:06:55,798
Well, uh, Courtney,
961
01:06:55,839 --> 01:06:57,773
if l crossed
any line, l apologize.
962
01:06:57,808 --> 01:06:59,537
Just trying to be friendly.
963
01:06:59,576 --> 01:07:01,203
Well, l'm not here to make friends.
964
01:07:01,244 --> 01:07:03,007
l'm just here to do my job.
965
01:07:03,046 --> 01:07:06,311
So if you'll excuse me,
l'm gonna go help some customers.
966
01:07:20,197 --> 01:07:21,858
Barry.
967
01:07:21,932 --> 01:07:24,025
- Hey, Dennis.
- Hey, wait up.
968
01:07:24,067 --> 01:07:26,092
l've been looking for you.
969
01:07:26,136 --> 01:07:29,162
Come here.
l've got to talk to you.
970
01:07:29,206 --> 01:07:30,901
What's up?
971
01:07:30,941 --> 01:07:33,432
You fuck Sherri Van Hafton?
972
01:07:33,477 --> 01:07:35,342
What?
973
01:07:36,947 --> 01:07:39,108
lt's a pretty simple question.
Did you fuck Sherri Van Hafton?
974
01:07:41,017 --> 01:07:42,712
No, absolutely not.
975
01:07:42,753 --> 01:07:44,584
Why?
976
01:07:44,621 --> 01:07:47,249
Look, l'm not saying
l'd blame you if you did.
977
01:07:47,290 --> 01:07:50,851
l'd give my left nut to get some
of that stink on my pinkie,
978
01:07:50,894 --> 01:07:53,590
but kids are talking
979
01:07:53,630 --> 01:07:56,224
and word is that you did.
980
01:07:58,402 --> 01:08:00,370
All right, well, l didn't, okay?
981
01:08:00,404 --> 01:08:02,338
Barry.
982
01:08:03,774 --> 01:08:05,401
lt's me.
Just be honest.
983
01:08:05,442 --> 01:08:07,307
l don't care.
l'm just curious.
984
01:08:09,646 --> 01:08:11,944
lt's true, isn't it?
985
01:08:11,982 --> 01:08:15,474
No, it's 100% not true.
986
01:08:15,519 --> 01:08:17,043
Okay?
987
01:08:17,087 --> 01:08:19,282
Well, if it's not true,
that's too bad.
988
01:08:19,322 --> 01:08:21,153
l was gonna ask you
if l could smell your fingers.
989
01:08:23,093 --> 01:08:24,754
But if it is true--
990
01:08:24,795 --> 01:08:26,922
l'm just saying if--
991
01:08:26,963 --> 01:08:29,864
lie about it.
Lie about it no matter what she says.
992
01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:33,233
l mean, ultimately it's just
her word against yours.
993
01:08:50,220 --> 01:08:52,120
Fucking asshole.
994
01:08:55,058 --> 01:08:57,925
Megan:
Norman threw up on the slide today
995
01:08:57,961 --> 01:09:00,521
and it went all the way down.
996
01:09:00,564 --> 01:09:02,429
He did? Ew.
997
01:09:02,466 --> 01:09:04,491
And then Buddy Miller...
998
01:09:12,943 --> 01:09:15,207
Mom, what are we
gonna do after this?
999
01:09:15,245 --> 01:09:19,238
After-- well, l have to buy my dress
for tomorrow night.
1000
01:09:19,282 --> 01:09:21,045
Can you buy me a dress too?
1001
01:09:21,084 --> 01:09:23,279
We'll see.
1002
01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:25,948
Maybe-- well, l do need
to get a dress for you
1003
01:09:25,989 --> 01:09:28,822
for Carrie's birthday party.
1004
01:09:28,859 --> 01:09:32,295
Can it not have a bow on it?
1005
01:09:32,329 --> 01:09:34,661
No, it doesn't have
to have a bow on it.
1006
01:09:34,698 --> 01:09:36,461
You should have seen his face.
1007
01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:38,695
What did you say?
What did you say?
1008
01:09:38,735 --> 01:09:40,134
Exactly what you told me to say.
1009
01:09:40,170 --> 01:09:42,365
Oh my God,
He must have totally freaked out.
1010
01:09:42,405 --> 01:09:44,498
What l would have given to
have been a fly on the wall.
1011
01:09:44,541 --> 01:09:46,008
You were so right.
1012
01:09:46,042 --> 01:09:48,408
First of all, the second
we were alone he started.
1013
01:09:48,445 --> 01:09:50,140
And just shameless.
1014
01:09:50,180 --> 01:09:52,410
See, l told you. The second you
got hired l knew you'd be next.
1015
01:09:52,449 --> 01:09:54,508
When he tried that
Casanova shit on me
1016
01:09:54,551 --> 01:09:56,018
l told him, ''You touch me again,
1017
01:09:56,052 --> 01:09:58,486
l'm gonna sic my 300-lb husband
on your bony ass.''
1018
01:09:58,522 --> 01:10:00,183
And what does
Little Tony think of that?
1019
01:10:01,691 --> 01:10:04,421
Do you think any girls here
have actually slept with him?
1020
01:10:04,461 --> 01:10:06,019
Oh, l don't know.
1021
01:10:06,062 --> 01:10:08,496
Only the stupid ones,
l would think.
1022
01:10:08,532 --> 01:10:11,262
Well, nice work, sister.
1023
01:10:26,316 --> 01:10:28,910
Mr. Krebbs, can l see you
for a minute please?
1024
01:10:28,952 --> 01:10:30,613
Krebbs:
Yeah, sure.
1025
01:10:30,654 --> 01:10:33,646
Guys, just start the next chapter
in the book, okay, please?
1026
01:10:33,690 --> 01:10:35,954
Thank you.
What's going on?
1027
01:10:35,992 --> 01:10:38,552
What happened?
ls my wife okay?
1028
01:10:38,595 --> 01:10:40,460
- Barry Krebbs?
- Yeah?
1029
01:10:40,497 --> 01:10:43,193
You're under arrest for sexual assault
and rape of a minor.
1030
01:10:43,233 --> 01:10:44,928
What? Rape?
1031
01:10:44,968 --> 01:10:46,663
l didn't rape--
what are you talking about?
1032
01:10:46,703 --> 01:10:48,637
- l didn't rape-- this is a mistake.
- Barry, just--
1033
01:10:48,672 --> 01:10:50,970
- Bill, l didn't rape anyone.
- Barry, just do what they say.
1034
01:10:51,007 --> 01:10:53,475
You have the right to remain silent.
lf you refuse that right,
1035
01:10:53,510 --> 01:10:56,240
anything you say can and will be used
against you in a court of law.
1036
01:10:56,279 --> 01:10:57,837
You have the right to an attorney.
1037
01:10:57,881 --> 01:10:59,872
lf you cannot afford an attorney,
one will be provided to you.
1038
01:11:01,384 --> 01:11:03,944
Do you understand these rights
as l've explained them to you?
1039
01:11:03,987 --> 01:11:05,887
Yes.
1040
01:12:38,882 --> 01:12:42,443
Sir, there was a Middle-Eastern
guy onboard before.
1041
01:12:42,485 --> 01:12:45,283
l didn't see him get off,
but he left his knapsack on here
1042
01:12:45,321 --> 01:12:47,118
and it looks kind of suspicious.
1043
01:12:55,765 --> 01:12:57,630
Driver:
Get off the bus now.
1044
01:12:59,035 --> 01:13:01,560
Now, go go go.
Off the bus.
1045
01:13:01,604 --> 01:13:04,368
Step away from the bus.
1046
01:13:04,407 --> 01:13:05,806
Step away from the bus now.
1047
01:13:05,875 --> 01:13:09,504
He had always been really nice
to all the kids at school.
1048
01:13:09,579 --> 01:13:12,139
Always helped us with our problems.
1049
01:13:12,182 --> 01:13:15,549
So when he asked me to stay after
school and help with the book fair
1050
01:13:15,585 --> 01:13:19,419
l was happy to help.
1051
01:13:21,091 --> 01:13:23,355
But when we got to his car...
1052
01:13:24,627 --> 01:13:26,891
that's when it happened.
1053
01:13:26,930 --> 01:13:29,160
He just came up behind me
1054
01:13:29,199 --> 01:13:31,861
and pushed himself against me.
1055
01:13:31,901 --> 01:13:34,392
Woman:
Does she have to relive every detail?
1056
01:13:34,437 --> 01:13:36,405
Ma'am, please.
1057
01:13:36,439 --> 01:13:39,306
And then he started saying
how sexy l was
1058
01:13:39,342 --> 01:13:41,367
and how he wanted...
1059
01:13:43,313 --> 01:13:45,679
to F me.
1060
01:13:45,715 --> 01:13:48,912
l told Mr. Krebbs how
inappropriate this was
1061
01:13:48,952 --> 01:13:51,853
and that l was a virgin.
1062
01:13:54,190 --> 01:13:57,455
And then he just got
this wild look in his eyes
1063
01:13:57,494 --> 01:14:00,054
and he told me
how bad l wanted it
1064
01:14:00,096 --> 01:14:01,757
and just shoved me in the car.
1065
01:14:01,798 --> 01:14:04,596
He pulled out his...
1066
01:14:04,634 --> 01:14:07,398
- you know.
- His penis?
1067
01:14:07,437 --> 01:14:09,098
Yes.
1068
01:14:09,139 --> 01:14:11,767
And he shoved it in my mouth.
1069
01:14:11,808 --> 01:14:13,207
Woman:
Oh my God.
1070
01:14:13,243 --> 01:14:15,211
l'm sorry, Daddy.
l tried to get out.
1071
01:14:15,245 --> 01:14:17,236
He just kept pulling me back in.
1072
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:19,373
You have nothing to be
sorry for, sweetheart.
1073
01:14:19,415 --> 01:14:21,975
He pulled down my underpants...
1074
01:14:23,052 --> 01:14:26,453
and he shoved himself inside of me.
1075
01:14:27,590 --> 01:14:31,117
And l just kept saying no.
1076
01:14:31,161 --> 01:14:33,891
No no.
1077
01:14:36,299 --> 01:14:39,735
But he just kept going.
1078
01:14:44,974 --> 01:14:48,341
And then he told me if l ever
told anybody about this
1079
01:14:48,378 --> 01:14:50,778
he would kill me.
1080
01:14:52,715 --> 01:14:54,876
Then he threw me out of the car
1081
01:14:54,918 --> 01:14:57,216
and drove away.
1082
01:15:02,625 --> 01:15:04,388
Right, okay.
1083
01:15:06,429 --> 01:15:08,294
And these events,
1084
01:15:08,331 --> 01:15:11,391
they happened exactly as you
described them right here?
1085
01:15:11,434 --> 01:15:13,868
Yes.
1086
01:15:24,848 --> 01:15:26,577
Don't.
1087
01:15:32,021 --> 01:15:33,818
lt's all a huge lie.
1088
01:15:33,857 --> 01:15:36,155
lt's just--
1089
01:15:36,192 --> 01:15:38,956
teenagers are crazy.
They're emotional unstable.
1090
01:15:40,530 --> 01:15:42,088
l mean, it's--
1091
01:15:42,131 --> 01:15:44,725
it's just some little bitch
trying to get back at me
1092
01:15:44,767 --> 01:15:46,394
for flunking her on a test.
1093
01:15:46,436 --> 01:15:48,336
She made the whole thing up.
1094
01:15:48,371 --> 01:15:50,635
l mean--
1095
01:15:50,673 --> 01:15:53,107
come on, you know l would
never do anything like that.
1096
01:15:56,446 --> 01:15:58,505
Are you aware that...
1097
01:16:00,283 --> 01:16:02,979
that rape is a very serious charge?
1098
01:16:03,019 --> 01:16:06,147
Of course she's aware that rape
is a very serious charge.
1099
01:16:06,189 --> 01:16:07,588
What the hell kind
of question is that?
1100
01:16:07,624 --> 01:16:08,989
Miss Van Hafton,
are you also aware
1101
01:16:09,025 --> 01:16:12,859
that your school is equipped
with a very comprehensive
1102
01:16:12,896 --> 01:16:15,228
system of surveillance cameras?
1103
01:16:18,301 --> 01:16:19,734
l'm sorry, what?
1104
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,212
You're such an idiot.
1105
01:16:33,249 --> 01:16:35,308
What?
1106
01:16:36,986 --> 01:16:40,547
They have you on tape, Barry.
1107
01:16:40,590 --> 01:16:42,751
What?
1108
01:16:42,792 --> 01:16:44,657
They have you
1109
01:16:44,694 --> 01:16:47,162
on tape
1110
01:16:47,196 --> 01:16:50,859
fucking a 16-year-old girl
1111
01:16:50,900 --> 01:16:53,334
right in the high school parking lot.
1112
01:16:59,342 --> 01:17:00,969
( sobs )
1113
01:17:01,010 --> 01:17:03,274
What kind of moron are you?
1114
01:17:03,313 --> 01:17:06,009
How many other teenyboppers
have you fucked?
1115
01:17:06,049 --> 01:17:08,279
None! None!
Never! Never!
1116
01:17:11,087 --> 01:17:13,885
l-- who told you
that there was tape?
1117
01:17:15,491 --> 01:17:17,584
The police.
1118
01:17:19,195 --> 01:17:21,857
ln our car, Barry?
1119
01:17:23,399 --> 01:17:25,833
The car my father paid for?
1120
01:17:27,503 --> 01:17:29,664
God damn it, Barry.
1121
01:17:36,279 --> 01:17:38,008
lt--
1122
01:17:51,127 --> 01:17:52,754
All right.
1123
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:59,065
l admit l had sex
with her
1124
01:17:59,102 --> 01:18:01,627
once in the car.
1125
01:18:01,671 --> 01:18:04,572
But she-- she came onto me
so many times.
1126
01:18:04,607 --> 01:18:07,132
She was like a Lolita.
You have no idea,
1127
01:18:07,176 --> 01:18:10,236
honey, the lengths that this girl
went to to seduce me.
1128
01:18:11,581 --> 01:18:13,572
And l--
1129
01:18:15,251 --> 01:18:18,243
Yeah, l got weak.
All right? l admit it.
1130
01:18:18,287 --> 01:18:20,653
But l didn't rape her.
1131
01:18:23,126 --> 01:18:24,855
Seduce you?
1132
01:18:26,562 --> 01:18:29,588
l don't even know
who you are anymore.
1133
01:18:29,632 --> 01:18:32,157
You're the grownup.
1134
01:18:32,201 --> 01:18:34,567
- You should have known better!
- l know! l know!
1135
01:18:39,876 --> 01:18:41,343
ls it me?
1136
01:18:41,377 --> 01:18:43,811
ls it because l'm just so
fat and ugly now
1137
01:18:43,846 --> 01:18:46,314
- you have to go out and fuck someone?
- No no no no.
1138
01:18:46,349 --> 01:18:48,283
No, honey, l love you.
l love you.
1139
01:18:48,317 --> 01:18:50,410
You're the most beautiful woman
l've ever known and l love you.
1140
01:18:54,957 --> 01:18:56,857
l'm so sorry.
1141
01:19:29,425 --> 01:19:31,154
l'm sorry.
1142
01:19:39,535 --> 01:19:41,696
Okay.
1143
01:19:41,737 --> 01:19:43,898
You know what?
1144
01:19:43,940 --> 01:19:46,704
l've heard everything
l needed to hear, okay?
1145
01:19:47,743 --> 01:19:50,007
l'm going back to Philly
to have the baby there.
1146
01:19:50,046 --> 01:19:52,139
Don't go.
1147
01:19:52,181 --> 01:19:54,513
l hope she was worth it.
1148
01:20:04,794 --> 01:20:07,991
How about some stir-fried
chicken and vegetables?
1149
01:20:08,030 --> 01:20:10,123
How does that sound?
Does that sound good?
1150
01:20:10,166 --> 01:20:11,793
No.
1151
01:20:13,569 --> 01:20:15,935
Now, Megan,
if you want to eat ice cream,
1152
01:20:15,972 --> 01:20:18,031
you have to eat
a healthier meal, okay?
1153
01:20:18,074 --> 01:20:20,372
- Okay.
- Okay.
1154
01:20:20,409 --> 01:20:22,604
All right, l'll be right back.
1155
01:20:22,645 --> 01:20:25,170
- You are the guarder of the bags.
- Okay.
1156
01:20:25,214 --> 01:20:26,579
- You are in charge.
- Okay.
1157
01:20:26,616 --> 01:20:28,106
- All right?
- Uh-huh.
1158
01:20:54,277 --> 01:20:56,507
You must be Megan.
1159
01:20:56,546 --> 01:20:58,673
l'm your mother's friend Joe.
1160
01:21:01,417 --> 01:21:03,908
This is Marty...
1161
01:21:03,953 --> 01:21:05,580
Listen, l've got some good news.
1162
01:21:19,969 --> 01:21:21,596
Megan?
1163
01:21:28,211 --> 01:21:30,111
Megan?
1164
01:21:34,784 --> 01:21:36,649
Excuse me, did you happen
to see a little girl?
1165
01:21:36,686 --> 01:21:39,018
She was sitting right here.
She had a purple shirt on.
1166
01:21:39,055 --> 01:21:41,523
She had a purple shirt on,
short brown hair.
1167
01:21:41,557 --> 01:21:44,025
No, l was turned around.
1168
01:21:44,060 --> 01:21:46,221
Megan?
1169
01:21:46,262 --> 01:21:48,355
My little girl was just sitting
here a minute ago.
1170
01:21:48,397 --> 01:21:50,388
No one? You didn't see
her leave or anything?
1171
01:21:50,433 --> 01:21:52,128
Oh my God.
1172
01:21:52,168 --> 01:21:54,568
Megan!
1173
01:21:57,940 --> 01:21:59,601
Megan!
1174
01:22:00,610 --> 01:22:02,805
Megan!
Oh my God.
1175
01:22:02,845 --> 01:22:05,939
Megan! Oh my God.
Somebody help me.
1176
01:22:05,982 --> 01:22:08,974
Megan!
1177
01:22:09,018 --> 01:22:11,953
My little girl was sitting right here.
1178
01:22:11,988 --> 01:22:14,923
All l did was go to get some food
1179
01:22:14,957 --> 01:22:16,754
and l don't know where she is now.
1180
01:22:16,792 --> 01:22:18,316
Control, stand by.
1181
01:22:19,428 --> 01:22:20,986
Willie:
## And l'm dead drunk on the playground ##
1182
01:22:21,063 --> 01:22:23,793
## Today ##
1183
01:22:23,833 --> 01:22:25,698
## l scare the kids ##
1184
01:22:25,735 --> 01:22:30,035
## Who come here to play ##
1185
01:22:30,072 --> 01:22:33,564
## And, Amanda,
won't you come back ##
1186
01:22:33,609 --> 01:22:36,476
## 'Cause my brain ##
1187
01:22:36,512 --> 01:22:41,848
## lt cannot live at all this way ##
1188
01:22:43,019 --> 01:22:46,386
## 'Cause you had to do
your thing ##
1189
01:22:46,422 --> 01:22:49,880
## l had to do my thing ##
1190
01:22:49,925 --> 01:22:53,190
## But we both
did nothing at all. ##
1191
01:22:58,100 --> 01:23:00,364
- Holy shit, man.
- What?
1192
01:23:00,403 --> 01:23:01,927
What?
1193
01:23:01,971 --> 01:23:04,462
Those guys look just like
the Candid Camera Killers, man.
1194
01:23:04,507 --> 01:23:06,407
The two guys that killed
the fucking cop.
1195
01:23:06,442 --> 01:23:09,343
Oh my gosh.
Should we like call the cops or something?
1196
01:23:09,378 --> 01:23:11,073
What are you talking about?
1197
01:23:11,113 --> 01:23:14,981
On the news they showed dashboard
footage of two guys killing a fucking cop
1198
01:23:15,017 --> 01:23:17,144
and they looked just like
them motherfuckers, man.
1199
01:23:17,186 --> 01:23:20,053
Carl:
No way, l know those guys.
1200
01:23:20,089 --> 01:23:22,023
lt wasn't them.
Those are nice guys.
1201
01:23:22,058 --> 01:23:24,049
How the fuck do you know them?
1202
01:23:24,093 --> 01:23:26,118
The other night when you
were in the diner
1203
01:23:26,162 --> 01:23:27,789
they came in.
1204
01:23:27,830 --> 01:23:30,298
l couldn't get
the register open, right?
1205
01:23:30,333 --> 01:23:33,393
They gave me 40 bucks for like
10 bucks worth of shit
1206
01:23:33,436 --> 01:23:35,233
and they said keep the change.
1207
01:23:35,271 --> 01:23:37,034
Those are nice guys.
1208
01:23:37,073 --> 01:23:38,802
l thought you said nobody
came in here, man.
1209
01:23:38,841 --> 01:23:41,401
Oh, l did?
Oh. l lied.
1210
01:23:41,444 --> 01:23:43,071
Fucking asshole.
1211
01:23:46,349 --> 01:23:48,010
Amanda:
Um, they're coming in here.
1212
01:23:48,050 --> 01:23:50,917
All right, Amanda, just get to
the bathroom and stay there, all right?
1213
01:24:14,477 --> 01:24:17,139
- Sherri.
- Barry.
1214
01:24:17,179 --> 01:24:19,170
Mr. Krebbs.
1215
01:24:20,182 --> 01:24:23,174
ls that what you want me to call you
when you're fucking me?
1216
01:24:27,089 --> 01:24:28,886
- Holly.
1217
01:24:28,924 --> 01:24:32,223
l just fucked Mr. Krebbs.
1218
01:24:32,261 --> 01:24:34,320
ln the school parking lot.
1219
01:24:34,363 --> 01:24:36,695
Meet me at Denny's immediately.
1220
01:24:41,537 --> 01:24:43,232
l'm sorry.
1221
01:24:56,018 --> 01:24:57,451
- Hey.
- Hey.
1222
01:24:58,954 --> 01:25:00,785
You're the new guy.
l remember.
1223
01:25:00,823 --> 01:25:02,916
Carl: That's me.
1224
01:25:02,958 --> 01:25:05,290
What are you doing
on this side of the counter?
1225
01:25:05,327 --> 01:25:07,887
l got fired.
1226
01:25:10,833 --> 01:25:13,461
lt's a tough business,
this mini-mart shit, huh?
1227
01:25:16,005 --> 01:25:17,870
$16.68.
1228
01:25:29,051 --> 01:25:31,246
All right, thanks.
1229
01:25:39,528 --> 01:25:41,723
That's them, man.
1230
01:25:41,764 --> 01:25:43,356
What are you doing?
1231
01:25:43,399 --> 01:25:46,027
Calling the fucking cops, man.
1232
01:25:48,437 --> 01:25:51,304
Hello.
Yes, the Candid Camera Killers.
1233
01:25:51,340 --> 01:25:52,864
The two guys that killed the cop,
1234
01:25:52,908 --> 01:25:54,398
they're leaving my convenience store
1235
01:25:54,443 --> 01:25:57,105
on Huber and 15th right now
in a black car.
1236
01:25:57,146 --> 01:26:00,047
Their license plate
1237
01:26:00,082 --> 01:26:04,451
is F-O-O-T-D-O-C.
1238
01:26:04,487 --> 01:26:07,115
We've called the police.
They're on their way.
1239
01:26:07,156 --> 01:26:09,147
Our staff, they're combing
the mall right now.
1240
01:26:09,191 --> 01:26:11,159
Have you been able to
reach your husband yet?
1241
01:26:11,193 --> 01:26:14,993
No, he has his fucking
phone turned off.
1242
01:26:21,103 --> 01:26:22,832
All right.
1243
01:26:22,872 --> 01:26:25,602
We got some good news
and we got some bad news.
1244
01:26:25,641 --> 01:26:29,077
She admitted it
wasn't a forcible rape.
1245
01:26:29,111 --> 01:26:30,874
Thank God.
1246
01:26:30,913 --> 01:26:32,642
Not so fast.
1247
01:26:32,681 --> 01:26:36,412
Bad news is statutory rape
is still rape in the eyes of the law.
1248
01:26:41,423 --> 01:26:43,254
Ben, you've got to
get me out of this.
1249
01:26:43,292 --> 01:26:47,319
l mean, she came on to me.
The tape proves that, right?
1250
01:26:47,363 --> 01:26:49,126
lt doesn't matter.
1251
01:26:49,164 --> 01:26:52,861
Look, she could be wearing
two band-aids,
1252
01:26:52,902 --> 01:26:55,393
a dollop of whipped cream,
six-inch fuck-me pumps
1253
01:26:55,437 --> 01:26:56,563
and begging for it.
1254
01:26:56,605 --> 01:26:59,972
lf she's a minor, you as the adult
are supposed to walk away.
1255
01:27:00,009 --> 01:27:01,738
l know.
1256
01:27:01,777 --> 01:27:05,736
l'm not saying it doesn't go
against every male instinct
1257
01:27:05,781 --> 01:27:08,750
that has been genetically passed
down through millions of years.
1258
01:27:08,784 --> 01:27:11,184
l mean, between you and me,
l've seen her.
1259
01:27:11,220 --> 01:27:14,280
Would have been a tough call
for any man.
1260
01:27:14,323 --> 01:27:17,019
You did it,
those are facts.
1261
01:27:20,796 --> 01:27:22,661
So what happens next?
1262
01:27:22,698 --> 01:27:24,598
Look, it's all on tape.
1263
01:27:25,601 --> 01:27:27,330
You've got to plead no contest
and hope
1264
01:27:27,369 --> 01:27:30,065
that because this is your first offense
you can get away with minimum.
1265
01:27:31,874 --> 01:27:35,071
So can l get off with like a fine
or something and community service?
1266
01:27:37,246 --> 01:27:39,180
You don't watch much TV,
do you?
1267
01:27:40,716 --> 01:27:42,308
Look,
1268
01:27:42,351 --> 01:27:45,252
if a person convicted
of statutory rape
1269
01:27:45,287 --> 01:27:48,450
is 21 years of age or older,
that's you,
1270
01:27:48,490 --> 01:27:52,051
and is eight years or more than
eight years older than the victim,
1271
01:27:52,094 --> 01:27:54,255
which is also you,
1272
01:27:54,296 --> 01:27:57,754
then no part of the minimum
sentence can be stayed,
1273
01:27:57,800 --> 01:27:59,825
probated or suspended.
1274
01:27:59,868 --> 01:28:01,631
What the hell does that mean?
1275
01:28:01,670 --> 01:28:04,332
l mean, what--
what's the minimum?
1276
01:28:04,373 --> 01:28:06,364
10 years.
1277
01:28:10,379 --> 01:28:12,609
And it could have been so much worse.
lt could have been 20.
1278
01:28:12,648 --> 01:28:16,277
But because she lied
and we have the evidence on tape
1279
01:28:16,318 --> 01:28:18,752
l'm sure that we can get the minimum.
1280
01:28:20,356 --> 01:28:24,156
Of course, you'll have to register
as a sex offender when you get out.
1281
01:28:24,193 --> 01:28:26,388
And, uh,
1282
01:28:26,428 --> 01:28:28,328
forget about teaching ever again.
1283
01:28:28,364 --> 01:28:30,798
And as far as your
unborn child goes,
1284
01:28:30,833 --> 01:28:33,734
you can forget about custody.
That's gonna be impossible.
1285
01:28:33,769 --> 01:28:36,670
But l can probably get you
supervised visitation rights.
1286
01:28:38,374 --> 01:28:39,898
All in all you're getting off
pretty easy.
1287
01:28:59,528 --> 01:29:01,086
Man:
l'm sorry to cut you off, Bonnie,
1288
01:29:01,130 --> 01:29:04,065
but what we're looking at here
is a high-speed pursuit in progress.
1289
01:29:04,099 --> 01:29:06,727
Police believe that
the Candid Camera Killers,
1290
01:29:06,769 --> 01:29:09,101
the alleged murderers
of Officer Lawrence Garby,
1291
01:29:09,138 --> 01:29:10,400
architect Stanley Jeffers
1292
01:29:10,439 --> 01:29:13,465
and abductors of Francine Figgs
are in that black sedan
1293
01:29:13,509 --> 01:29:15,409
heading north on lnterstate 17.
1294
01:29:15,444 --> 01:29:18,174
- Can you believe this?
- Shit, man.
1295
01:29:18,213 --> 01:29:21,273
- A fast-thinking Quickie Mart clerk...
- Shit.
1296
01:29:21,316 --> 01:29:24,251
...took a picture of the license plate with
a video phone mere moments ago.
1297
01:29:24,286 --> 01:29:26,220
l could have been fucking killed.
1298
01:29:26,255 --> 01:29:28,382
No shit, man.
1299
01:29:45,474 --> 01:29:49,001
We've seen some harrowing near misses
in speeds in excess of 80mph.
1300
01:29:49,044 --> 01:29:52,673
The stolen car is registered
to a Dr. Vanay Rubastaba.
1301
01:30:45,801 --> 01:30:47,632
- Oh!
- Oh shit!
1302
01:30:47,669 --> 01:30:50,194
Reporter: Whoa, did you see that?
That looks bad.
1303
01:30:50,239 --> 01:30:51,797
Motherfucker, man!
1304
01:30:51,840 --> 01:30:53,933
- Oh my God.
- Damn.
1305
01:30:55,744 --> 01:30:57,837
- l'm Ben Rosen, my wife--
- Follow me, sir.
1306
01:30:57,880 --> 01:31:00,110
Louise!
Baby, what happened?
1307
01:31:00,149 --> 01:31:01,776
- What happened?
- Oh, God, Ben.
1308
01:31:01,817 --> 01:31:03,751
l was just getting some food
1309
01:31:03,786 --> 01:31:06,619
and l swear to God
l was just 10 feet away from her.
1310
01:31:06,655 --> 01:31:08,714
l swear to God
l just looked for a second.
1311
01:31:08,757 --> 01:31:11,351
Why can't they find her, Ben?
1312
01:31:11,393 --> 01:31:14,328
- Why can't they find her?
- Shh.
1313
01:33:08,377 --> 01:33:11,471
## Couldn't look you in the eye ##
1314
01:33:11,513 --> 01:33:14,573
## You were someone else's lie ##
1315
01:33:15,784 --> 01:33:18,912
## So you trash a little light ##
1316
01:33:20,355 --> 01:33:23,153
## And when the colors seem to fade ##
1317
01:33:23,191 --> 01:33:26,251
## Everything is black and gray ##
1318
01:33:26,295 --> 01:33:28,820
## l couldn't look ##
1319
01:33:28,864 --> 01:33:32,061
## l couldn't walk away ##
1320
01:33:32,100 --> 01:33:35,433
## 'Cause you couldn't stay ##
1321
01:33:37,105 --> 01:33:41,064
## Darling, save your love for me ##
1322
01:33:43,111 --> 01:33:46,706
## Darling, save your love for me ##
1323
01:33:48,717 --> 01:33:52,209
## lf only you could set me free ##
1324
01:33:52,254 --> 01:33:55,519
## Then l could live again ##
1325
01:33:57,125 --> 01:34:01,221
## We'll start it where the story ends ##
1326
01:34:06,535 --> 01:34:09,993
## Darling, save your love for me ##
1327
01:34:12,274 --> 01:34:15,903
## Darling, save your love for me ##
1328
01:34:17,946 --> 01:34:21,575
## Look into this broken lens ##
1329
01:34:21,616 --> 01:34:24,744
## And we can write the end ##
1330
01:34:26,621 --> 01:34:30,648
## We'll start it where
the story ends. ##
1331
01:34:43,205 --> 01:34:45,139
l got the photo of the damage
1332
01:34:45,173 --> 01:34:47,300
and it looks like they
clobbered you pretty good.
1333
01:34:47,342 --> 01:34:51,073
lt looks like that
back rear-panel section
1334
01:34:51,113 --> 01:34:52,671
is probably gonna
have to go entirely.
1335
01:34:52,714 --> 01:34:54,648
But the sides are--
1336
01:34:54,683 --> 01:34:56,480
there's just one little scratch, right.
1337
01:34:56,518 --> 01:34:58,782
And l think the best way
to go about that
1338
01:34:58,820 --> 01:35:00,253
would be to--
1339
01:35:00,288 --> 01:35:02,415
Are you Martin Dougle?
1340
01:35:08,397 --> 01:35:10,024
Yes.
1341
01:35:10,065 --> 01:35:12,863
l think you know
why l'm here.
1342
01:35:16,304 --> 01:35:18,704
'Cause it's your birthday!
1343
01:35:18,740 --> 01:35:20,207
Hit it!
1344
01:35:20,242 --> 01:35:22,437
## Everybody dance now... ##
1345
01:35:36,058 --> 01:35:38,993
## Everybody dance now... ##
1346
01:35:39,027 --> 01:35:41,018
You want it.
1347
01:35:41,063 --> 01:35:42,997
You know you do.
1348
01:35:44,933 --> 01:35:47,401
## Everybody dance now ##
1349
01:35:47,436 --> 01:35:50,837
## Yeah yeah ##
1350
01:35:51,840 --> 01:35:53,330
## Yeah ##
1351
01:35:53,375 --> 01:35:55,900
## Everybody dance now ##
1352
01:35:55,944 --> 01:35:59,107
## Yeah yeah ##
1353
01:35:59,147 --> 01:36:01,172
## Yeah... ##
1354
01:36:28,677 --> 01:36:32,113
## Opening a can of worms ##
1355
01:36:32,147 --> 01:36:36,607
## That are now out of date ##
1356
01:36:36,651 --> 01:36:40,178
## No matter what you do ##
1357
01:36:40,222 --> 01:36:44,659
## Don't you dare throw them away ##
1358
01:36:44,693 --> 01:36:48,652
## A harlot spikes the bowl ##
1359
01:36:48,697 --> 01:36:52,656
## With regurgitated brains ##
1360
01:36:52,701 --> 01:36:56,137
## We hide under
a broken rainbow ##
1361
01:36:56,171 --> 01:37:00,870
## Waiting for the rain to fade ##
1362
01:37:16,458 --> 01:37:20,690
## D�j� vu ##
1363
01:37:20,729 --> 01:37:24,688
## lt sounds like something not true ##
1364
01:37:24,733 --> 01:37:27,531
## But l think ##
1365
01:37:27,569 --> 01:37:32,700
## That l have seen it with you ##
1366
01:37:32,741 --> 01:37:35,539
## l am sure ##
1367
01:37:35,577 --> 01:37:40,674
## l've never been here before ##
1368
01:37:40,715 --> 01:37:43,707
## lt's there's at my door ##
1369
01:37:43,752 --> 01:37:48,121
## That is running on the floor ##
1370
01:37:48,156 --> 01:37:50,920
## High ##
1371
01:37:50,959 --> 01:37:55,623
## Up at the shooting range ##
1372
01:37:55,664 --> 01:37:59,600
## Where the kids play ##
1373
01:37:59,634 --> 01:38:03,536
## And there's bad blood ##
1374
01:38:03,572 --> 01:38:06,166
## We were high ##
1375
01:38:07,175 --> 01:38:11,373
## And feeling no pain ##
1376
01:38:11,413 --> 01:38:15,509
## Where the trash drains ##
1377
01:38:15,550 --> 01:38:20,078
## ls where we will lie ##
1378
01:38:52,654 --> 01:38:55,817
## Looking out the window ##
1379
01:38:55,857 --> 01:39:00,226
## With a hot beer on the red-eye ##
1380
01:39:00,262 --> 01:39:03,322
## lt seems so still ##
1381
01:39:03,365 --> 01:39:07,768
## l know we're cruising fast
against the sky ##
1382
01:39:07,802 --> 01:39:11,636
## The mountains below ##
1383
01:39:11,673 --> 01:39:16,303
## They all have faces of snow ##
1384
01:39:16,344 --> 01:39:19,370
## They're bigger than l thought ##
1385
01:39:19,414 --> 01:39:22,713
## They're almost touching me ##
1386
01:39:22,751 --> 01:39:25,413
## But l'm high ##
1387
01:39:27,355 --> 01:39:31,553
## Up at the shooting range ##
1388
01:39:31,593 --> 01:39:35,723
## Where there kids play ##
1389
01:39:35,764 --> 01:39:39,723
## All their gun games ##
1390
01:39:39,768 --> 01:39:42,999
## We're high ##
1391
01:39:43,038 --> 01:39:47,168
## And feeling no pain ##
1392
01:39:47,208 --> 01:39:51,474
## Where the trash drains ##
1393
01:39:51,513 --> 01:39:56,382
## ls where we'll lie ##
1394
01:39:56,418 --> 01:39:59,410
## High ##
1395
01:39:59,454 --> 01:40:03,515
## Up at the shooting range ##
1396
01:40:03,558 --> 01:40:07,722
## Where the kids play ##
1397
01:40:07,762 --> 01:40:11,892
## And there's bad blood ##
1398
01:40:11,933 --> 01:40:14,163
## We were high. ##
1399
01:40:36,658 --> 01:40:40,321
## l'm getting electrocuted ##
1400
01:40:40,362 --> 01:40:43,354
## l am getting my head burned up ##
1401
01:40:43,398 --> 01:40:47,232
## l am getting electrocuted ##
1402
01:40:47,268 --> 01:40:50,760
## 'Cause l killed all of my neighbors ##
1403
01:40:50,805 --> 01:40:54,104
## Burn me up, burn me up ##
1404
01:40:54,142 --> 01:40:57,236
## Burn me up,
burn me up ##
1405
01:40:57,278 --> 01:40:59,405
## Yeah, burn me up ##
1406
01:40:59,447 --> 01:41:02,883
## Burn me up, burn me up ##
1407
01:41:02,917 --> 01:41:04,441
## Burn me up ##
1408
01:41:04,486 --> 01:41:08,013
## Yesterday l was prosecuted ##
1409
01:41:08,056 --> 01:41:11,548
## By a jury of soccer moms ##
1410
01:41:11,593 --> 01:41:14,756
## Though l tried hard to dispute it ##
1411
01:41:14,796 --> 01:41:18,197
## They said they don't want
to hear that song ##
1412
01:41:18,233 --> 01:41:22,101
## Burn me up, burn me up ##
1413
01:41:22,137 --> 01:41:25,470
## Burn me up,
burn me up ##
1414
01:41:25,507 --> 01:41:27,600
## Yeah, burn me up ##
1415
01:41:27,642 --> 01:41:30,736
## Burn me up,
burn me up ##
1416
01:41:30,779 --> 01:41:31,268
## Burn me up ##
1417
01:41:32,347 --> 01:41:35,441
## The families are laughing,
my family is crying ##
1418
01:41:35,483 --> 01:41:38,919
## 'Cause today my head
gets electrocuted ##
1419
01:41:38,953 --> 01:41:42,320
## My family is crying,
'cause today l'm dying ##
1420
01:41:42,357 --> 01:41:45,952
## And today my head
gets fried like an omelet ##
1421
01:41:45,994 --> 01:41:49,259
## The families are laughing,
my family is crying ##
1422
01:41:49,297 --> 01:41:52,926
## 'Cause today my head
gets electrocuted ##
1423
01:41:52,967 --> 01:41:56,198
## My family is crying,
'cause today l'm dying ##
1424
01:41:56,237 --> 01:42:00,003
## And today my head
gets fried like an omelet. ##
1425
01:42:01,305 --> 01:42:07,510
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