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You are an important adult
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with an impressive life.
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Maybe I should return to clowning,
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you know, as a, as a hobby.
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I'll change this into a
housewarming party, honey.
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Well, if there's no wedding,
there's no wedding gift.
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You'd be getting in on the ground floor
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of a really great investment.
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Especially in seven to
nine years from now,
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when the bullet train's completed.
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Oh.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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All right, Lynn,
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you ready to get this thing rolling?
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To whom it may concern,
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if you find yourself in
receipt of this letter,
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you are in ownership
of property or acreage
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along the official route
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of California's new
high-speed rail system.
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Please find the enclosed map
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illustrating the state-sanctioned
land seizures
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required to execute this project.
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You will be compensated
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for your property at
competitive market pricing.
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I'm the captain of my own ship...
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Chip?
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God.
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Hey, Marcus.
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You scared me.
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I just need you to sign right there.
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Yes, sir. Um...
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I don't have a ship.
I was just doing affirmation stuff.
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Okay.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah. Thank you.
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"You are in ownership of property
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"along the official
route of California's
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new high-speed rail system."
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What?
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"You will be compensated
for your property
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at competitive market pricing."
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Oh, God.
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Oh, can you believe all this?
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It happened during
our housewarming party.
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You know, my son did it.
He's a loose cannon.
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You must think we're all lunatics.
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No, you'd be surprised.
I see this quite often.
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- You're kidding.
- Hello!
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Back here!
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Grandma!
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I was ringing the doorbell.
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Oh, honey, you can't hear it back here.
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This is Craig, honey. He's trying
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to get your dad's golf
cart out of the pool.
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No, you should leave it in.
It looks cool.
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You know, I thought about it,
but honey, the rust.
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Mm-mm.
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Anyway, are you ready for our interview?
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Of course. Is it gonna be like
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- my Channel 9 interview?
- Kind of.
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I have this list of questions
I'm supposed to ask you
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about, like, our family ancestors.
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- Ugh.
- And then I have to draw this,
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like, family tree diagram.
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Well, our family tree is full of nuts,
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- so I hope you know that.
- Oh, I do.
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Hey, do you want an AriZona Iced Tea?
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I got some of that AriZona Iced Tea.
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- I love the cans.
- Yeah.
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- Hey, Craig?
- Yeah?
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You want a can of AriZona Iced Tea?
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Uh, maybe later, but thank you.
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All right. Let us know
if we can be of any help.
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We can't, but let us know, anyway.
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Hi. Yes, can you, uh,
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tell me what room this
seminar is in right here?
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You have to register for that.
You can't just go in.
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Oh, but, uh, Tammy,
uh... she-she's a friend of mine.
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The leader, Tammy...
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She's... she's a close friend.
I just wanted to say hi.
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Okay, don't tell anyone I told you,
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but it's right in that conference room
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- right there.
- Over there? Okay.
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This is your life plan
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for success, and
it's shaped as the petals of...
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What is this?
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Chip.
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- Just take a seat in the back...
- Sorry.
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- and I'll get to you in a minute.
- Hold on one second.
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Thanks a lot, dickhead.
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This is the life plan for success,
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as I was saying, and as you can see,
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it's in the shape of a flower,
and there's...
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Can we get technical in here?
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It was in the shape of a flower.
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When technical comes.
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Now, take out your workbooks.
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Oh, here's my Aunt Zella.
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She never had a date her whole life
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because her mother was
a religious fanatic.
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But she was such a sweet person.
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- Well, that's good to put in my report.
- Yes.
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Our teacher told usour
ancestors were real people,
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you know, even though they
didn't have color photos.
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Yeah, but they had color, honey.
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They were full of it.
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And your Aunt Zella was
from Bakersfield, too?
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Uh-huh. We all were, honey.
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We've always paid our taxes,
and we've never had a foreclosure.
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Except one time when, uh...
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It was a mobile home, I think, so...
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You want me to put that in my report?
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No.
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- Okay.
- Oh.
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And is any of our family "associated
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with Bakersfield landmarks
or points of interest?
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Explain how."
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What about the Baskets Family Rodeo?
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I'm pretty sure that's
gonna be considered
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an historical site at some point.
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Put that in there.
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- Okay.
- What's the next thing?
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"How has Bakersfield changed
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since our ancestors settled here?"
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Ah! God.
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Honey, we better go for a ride.
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That Home Depot, you know,
it used to be a JCPenney.
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You could get anything there...
Your hair done, get some coffee.
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Wow. They had the cutest robes there.
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I still think about it.
I got one once. I love it.
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Are you a robe person, honey?
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Grandma, we don't wear robes anymore.
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You don't? How sad.
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Oh, there's Tico's Tacos,
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which is now Tacos Ticos.
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My mother used to love to
get a chile rell-eno there.
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And then she'd say, "All the restaurants
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in Bakersfield are Mexican restaurants."
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You know, 'cause of the cooks.
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You get it?
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Grandma.
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You can't say stuff like
that anymore. It's 2019.
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I'm just saying,
all the restaurants in town
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have Mexican chefs.
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I love their food, and I love them.
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- Well, just say that, then.
- Okay.
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That you love the Mexican people.
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I love them. And I love you.
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It's like we're Thelma and Louise
here, isn't it?
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Who?
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Uh. Oh, never mind, honey.
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Oh! There's Uncle Chip's
Bullet Towers apartments.
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Named after the bullet train, of course.
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What's the bullet train?
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Well, it's a train that's gonna go
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from Bakersfield up to Fresno,
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and hopefully, over to Sacramento.
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And is it going to L.A.?
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L.A.? Who are you, Sally Struthers?
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Who?
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What year were you born, honey?
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- 2003.
- 2003.
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That's the last time
I got my nails done.
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Sally was some kind of actress,
and she was a great pitchwoman.
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She got a little chunky,
but what the hell.
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Oh! There's the antique shop.
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What did that used to be?
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It was always an antique shop, honey,
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but they have a gumball machine.
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Ooh, let's go!
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Youth.
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You know, I-I tried to be
a successful businessman,
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and I... and I was
getting the hang of it,
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and right when I was
getting the hang of it,
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I find out the state
is seizing the rodeo.
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And I can't go back to clowning.
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It's like clowns are-are the new horror,
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and-and-and superheroes are-are funny...
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The world's gone insane.
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It's like everything
that I've worked for
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is just being taken away from me.
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So you came here to complain?
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No, I came to, you know,
get one of those...
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you know, don't you do life plans?
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That's not the way it works, Chip.
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I am not the master
of your destiny, you are.
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I'm no... I'm not good at it.
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What do you really want, Chip?
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Did you see these people working?
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They were working to create
their own life plans.
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The only way out of the woods
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is to become your own compass.
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Is that symbolism?
'Cause I didn't go to no college.
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Well, I did...
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- I mean, is that symbolism?
- Look.
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I really want...
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You keep talking about
everything that you don't have.
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Have you ever thought about
figuring out what you do have,
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and then making something out of that?
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Okay, this is what I want you to do.
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Sit here.
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I want you to write up
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your own life plan for success.
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And then present it to me.
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You mean, be my own compass,
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not worry about anything
and just do something?
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Mm-hmm.
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Good luck, hon.
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Oh! Love it.
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Oh, why would someone get
rid of this cute thing?
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That'd look so good on you.
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A cowgirl?
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Well, like Annie Oakley.
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- Who is that?
- First woman of the West.
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She used to ride horses, shoot guns...
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So, I'm Filipino on my mom's side,
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but, uh, what are we on my dad's side?
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Scotch-Irish, honey.
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Heavy on the Scotch. No, that's a joke.
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Just say that we're, uh,
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you know, we're like a mu...
we're mutts.
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We're, like, Bakersfield white.
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- Just put that, honey.
- Okay.
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And if we've been in
Bakersfieldfor six generations,
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where is everybody?
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They're gone, honey.
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We're full of diseases.
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We got cancer.
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We got whooping cough.
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We got diabetes.
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We got it all.
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Rosacea.
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How do you spell that?
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R-O...
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R-S...
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- Uh, R...
- There's a silent
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something in there.
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Oh. Aw.
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Oh, why would anyone throw out
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all these beautiful family photos?
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So many memories.
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Maybe they all died together in a fire.
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Oh, honey.
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Wouldn't the photos be burned?
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I'm gonna go buy this for my report.
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- Okay, honey.
- Okay.
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- Hey, honey? Don't let, uh...
- Yeah?
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Don't let our photos end up
in a place like this, okay?
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Or at a garage sale or
something like that.
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Okay.
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Don't let us f... be forgotten.
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You know?
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Okay, I-I won't.
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Thank you, honey.
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Ah, Remington!
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Ah.
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Oh, I don't think so.
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That's a little high.
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Hey, Chip.
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Did you, did you get this?
260
00:11:11,687 --> 00:11:12,873
I did, yeah.
261
00:11:20,258 --> 00:11:21,795
Um...
262
00:11:23,318 --> 00:11:25,162
At first, I was real mad
263
00:11:25,943 --> 00:11:27,865
when I saw this, and then,
264
00:11:28,453 --> 00:11:30,498
and then suddenly I started thinking.
265
00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:33,389
We're bursting at the seams, right?
266
00:11:33,769 --> 00:11:35,989
We could use the money,
we could get another church.
267
00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:38,741
We could buy two parking lots.
268
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:39,766
We could...
269
00:11:41,675 --> 00:11:44,809
I mean, m-maybe you
could get another rodeo?
270
00:11:46,647 --> 00:11:49,560
We'll probably just put this
one on the back of a flatbed truck.
271
00:11:49,887 --> 00:11:51,537
Just haul it somewhere.
272
00:11:52,756 --> 00:11:53,862
You making fun of me?
273
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:56,697
No, I just... We-we would
have to start from scratch.
274
00:11:57,172 --> 00:11:58,892
Well, maybe, c-could you take the money
275
00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:01,957
and-and... find something else?
276
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:04,001
Like, maybe a-a...
277
00:12:06,524 --> 00:12:09,033
... chain of craft stores, or...?
278
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,369
I mean...
279
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,853
M-Maybe there's another
rodeo that needs a CEO?
280
00:12:16,478 --> 00:12:18,681
I don't think that exists.
281
00:12:19,863 --> 00:12:22,649
Being a CEO of a rodeo was
just kind of made up here.
282
00:12:23,205 --> 00:12:24,806
Plus, I-I'm really a clown.
283
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,601
I mean, I'm a... I'm a c...
284
00:12:26,626 --> 00:12:28,466
You know, I'm a clown
and somehow I ended up...
285
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:30,041
Right.
286
00:12:30,212 --> 00:12:31,970
I mean, I'm just here trying to...
287
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:35,095
keep things together.
288
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:38,943
So, it's not the same for us.
289
00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:41,025
Listen, I'm-I'm sorry.
290
00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:42,884
I'll leave you to it,
291
00:12:42,909 --> 00:12:44,884
but any time you want to talk,
292
00:12:45,287 --> 00:12:46,775
I'm always here for you.
293
00:12:47,175 --> 00:12:49,260
- I appreciate that, Reverend.
- Until we have to sell.
294
00:12:49,284 --> 00:12:50,728
But-but I'll still be here.
295
00:12:50,753 --> 00:12:52,538
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- You know...
296
00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,978
on Skype or video or...
297
00:12:57,166 --> 00:12:58,166
Chip.
298
00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:01,283
That-that train is-is-is coming,
299
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,783
and I hope you find
peace with it cause...
300
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,872
you don't really have a choice.
301
00:13:06,103 --> 00:13:07,205
Right?
302
00:13:13,382 --> 00:13:15,297
Here comes the choo choo.
303
00:14:26,431 --> 00:14:28,281
Oh, my old junior high.
304
00:14:28,306 --> 00:14:30,351
Hey, do the girls still
smoke in the bathroom?
305
00:14:30,376 --> 00:14:33,071
We used to smoke up a storm back then.
306
00:14:33,096 --> 00:14:35,156
Grandma, smoking is terrible for you.
307
00:14:35,181 --> 00:14:36,751
Well, not back then.
308
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:39,509
Oh, Grandma. That's my friend Zoe.
309
00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:40,767
Zoe, come here!
310
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,705
That's a funny name for a boy, honey.
311
00:14:42,729 --> 00:14:44,032
- It's a girl.
- Oh.
312
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:45,232
She just has short hair.
313
00:14:45,579 --> 00:14:47,203
- Hi.
- Hey! This is my grandma.
314
00:14:47,228 --> 00:14:48,484
Grandma, this is Zoe.
315
00:14:48,509 --> 00:14:49,801
- Hello.
- Hi, Zoe.
316
00:14:49,826 --> 00:14:50,935
- What are you doing here?
- I'm waiting
317
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,681
for my mom to get back from work.
318
00:14:52,706 --> 00:14:54,172
Can she come over and swim?
319
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:57,587
Well, if Craig got the golf cart
out of the pool, she can.
320
00:14:58,486 --> 00:15:00,281
Get in.
321
00:15:00,306 --> 00:15:02,267
What does your mom do
that she works so late?
322
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:03,467
She's a nurse.
323
00:15:03,492 --> 00:15:05,096
Oh, I love nurses.
324
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,414
Let's get out of here, girls.
325
00:15:08,806 --> 00:15:11,015
Oh, he got it out of the pool.
326
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,697
Good job, Craig.
327
00:15:13,322 --> 00:15:15,890
Well, you didn't clean
the pool, though, Craig.
328
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,905
I guess that doesn't come with it, huh?
329
00:15:18,499 --> 00:15:21,341
Well, I hope you girls
have a lot of fun swimming.
330
00:15:21,366 --> 00:15:22,646
Is that a chili can?
331
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:24,546
Pick some of that up for me, will you?
332
00:15:24,571 --> 00:15:25,836
Ah!
333
00:15:27,154 --> 00:15:29,585
You crazy girls!
334
00:15:29,610 --> 00:15:30,877
I'm going to, uh...
335
00:15:30,902 --> 00:15:34,265
put a couple Salisbury
steak dinners in for you.
336
00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:12,556
Hey, Chip.
337
00:16:12,581 --> 00:16:15,514
Hey. Listen, have any of you
or your trailer park friends
338
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,859
heard anything about this
bullet train coming through town?
339
00:16:17,883 --> 00:16:19,366
Yeah, I know about the bullet train.
340
00:16:19,391 --> 00:16:22,173
It's a cover story so liberals
can raise all that money,
341
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:23,784
and you know what they're
gonna do with all that money?
342
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,616
They're gonna make a supermax prison
343
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,585
for us conservatives like me.
344
00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:29,843
Dale, it's-it's real. It's real.
345
00:16:29,868 --> 00:16:32,679
Well, you've got your opinion,
and I've got my facts.
346
00:16:32,704 --> 00:16:34,904
Hey, listen, I'm doing
an emergency family meeting.
347
00:16:34,929 --> 00:16:37,084
Be at the rodeo in less than an hour,
you understand me?
348
00:16:37,108 --> 00:16:38,428
I'll be there, locked and loaded.
349
00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:40,887
No, do not lock and load.
Just show up, okay?
350
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,175
Bye.
351
00:16:43,922 --> 00:16:45,171
Idiot.
352
00:16:48,753 --> 00:16:50,180
Thanks, Mrs. Baskets.
353
00:16:50,205 --> 00:16:52,390
Oh, take care, sweetheart.
354
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:55,983
Bye. I'll call you later.
355
00:17:01,561 --> 00:17:03,432
Thank you for taking her home.
356
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:05,198
Oh, you're welcome.
357
00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:07,014
Hey, Crystal, honey,
358
00:17:07,039 --> 00:17:09,124
you know, I saw you and your friend
359
00:17:09,149 --> 00:17:10,593
kissing in the pool.
360
00:17:11,252 --> 00:17:12,252
Yeah?
361
00:17:12,578 --> 00:17:13,921
And I know
362
00:17:13,946 --> 00:17:16,401
things can be confusing
when you're your age,
363
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:20,492
and I just want you to know
that I'm available to talk
364
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:23,365
- if you ever need to talk.
- Oh, my God. Grandma!
365
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,280
Please, we were just messing around.
366
00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:26,733
It's no big deal.
367
00:17:26,788 --> 00:17:29,085
Well, I mean, it is a big deal.
368
00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,529
I mean, I love Ellen. She's terrific.
369
00:17:31,554 --> 00:17:33,022
Most of my friends are bi.
370
00:17:33,047 --> 00:17:34,245
Bi?
371
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,942
Oh, bisexual.
372
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,952
Oh, yeah, well...
373
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,538
Well, you know, I just...
374
00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:43,671
worry about you,
and I want you to be happy,
375
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:47,026
and I want you to know
l'll go to any parade you want.
376
00:17:47,051 --> 00:17:48,433
Except I won't be able to walk
377
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:51,544
'cause I have that
darn plantar fasciitis.
378
00:17:51,569 --> 00:17:53,818
And it's no fun. It hurts like hell.
379
00:17:53,843 --> 00:17:55,397
Don't worry.
380
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:57,268
- Okay.
- All right?
381
00:17:57,293 --> 00:18:00,497
This generation of
yours is moving so fast.
382
00:18:00,522 --> 00:18:02,298
I can't keep up with it.
383
00:18:02,323 --> 00:18:03,444
No, you're cool, though.
384
00:18:03,469 --> 00:18:05,100
You're, like, the coolest
grandma out there.
385
00:18:05,124 --> 00:18:07,108
Oh! And you're the coolest grandchild,
386
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,759
- but don't tell your sister.
- Okay.
387
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,281
She'll be mad at me.
388
00:18:11,228 --> 00:18:12,228
Oh.
389
00:18:13,376 --> 00:18:15,544
- Hello?
- Hey, Mom? Chip here.
390
00:18:15,569 --> 00:18:17,654
Hey. Chip, what's up?
391
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,023
Hey, I need you to
come over to the rodeo.
392
00:18:19,047 --> 00:18:20,647
Oh. We'll be right there.
393
00:18:20,672 --> 00:18:22,380
- Thanks. See you.
- Okay, honey.
394
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,882
Oh, we got to go.
395
00:18:23,907 --> 00:18:25,366
Your uncle needs us.
396
00:18:29,811 --> 00:18:31,647
Seizing the rodeo?!
397
00:18:31,672 --> 00:18:33,544
- What?!
- Yeah.
398
00:18:33,569 --> 00:18:35,158
- Read that again.
- Okay.
399
00:18:35,183 --> 00:18:37,383
- "To whom it may concern..."
- Let me see this, please.
400
00:18:38,032 --> 00:18:39,220
Oh, my God.
401
00:18:39,253 --> 00:18:41,275
This is just the government
infringing on our rights
402
00:18:41,299 --> 00:18:42,648
just because some pinko liberals
403
00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:44,853
voted on a speed train
to get up to the Gay Area
404
00:18:44,878 --> 00:18:47,079
so that they can have
their San Francisco treats.
405
00:18:47,104 --> 00:18:49,337
Dale. Don't say that.
406
00:18:49,517 --> 00:18:51,876
It's okay to be gay or bi.
407
00:18:54,278 --> 00:18:56,345
O-Okay, can we get back on track here?
408
00:18:57,956 --> 00:18:59,571
Maybe we should've
never bought the rodeo.
409
00:18:59,595 --> 00:19:01,390
Okay? But we did,
410
00:19:01,415 --> 00:19:03,587
and we've almost killed
ourselves to keep it open.
411
00:19:03,612 --> 00:19:06,306
- Amen to that.
- So I don't think we should lay low.
412
00:19:06,331 --> 00:19:07,994
I think we should fight this.
413
00:19:09,759 --> 00:19:11,821
- Let's fight it. I love that.
- Yeah, right?
414
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,780
And then, listen,
I think the next thing we should do
415
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:18,836
is go to Assemblyman
Brian Von Vogel's office
416
00:19:18,861 --> 00:19:20,941
and let him know we're not
gonna take it laying down.
417
00:19:21,054 --> 00:19:22,054
I'm in.
418
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,267
- I'm in.
- I'm in.
419
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,313
- I'm in.
- You're in school, fool.
420
00:19:25,594 --> 00:19:27,315
All right,
let's make some protest signs.
421
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,197
Meeting adjourned. Thanks, everybody.
422
00:19:29,222 --> 00:19:31,362
Let's do it.
Pretty good leadership there, Chip.
423
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,915
Pretty good leadership.
424
00:19:34,556 --> 00:19:36,462
And then on
my fraternal side of the family,
425
00:19:36,486 --> 00:19:37,542
we're Scotch-Irish,
426
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,482
sixth generation Bakersfield-ian.
427
00:19:39,507 --> 00:19:42,068
My great-great-grandfather
William Scott Baskets
428
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:45,586
emigrated from Ireland
to California in 1814.
429
00:19:45,611 --> 00:19:47,204
He married and had three children.
430
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,317
He bought a plot of land
431
00:19:48,342 --> 00:19:50,431
and then planted a date
palm orchard on it.
432
00:19:50,721 --> 00:19:53,578
And one by one, his family members
came over to America,
433
00:19:53,603 --> 00:19:55,759
and together they built
one of the first successful
434
00:19:55,784 --> 00:19:58,084
dried fruit businesses
in the Central Valley.
435
00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:01,005
Today, that tradition
of hard work, determination
436
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:02,656
and family unity continues,
437
00:20:02,681 --> 00:20:04,929
especially in the face of adversity.
438
00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:13,449
- Ow!
- Oh!
439
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,101
Well, get those seat belts on.
440
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,202
City hall, here we come!
441
00:20:21,101 --> 00:20:24,501
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