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Kids!
Sack-lunch call!
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For mama's special
little superhero,
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a Batman PB&J.
Oh, boy!
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My bullies love Batman.
Thanks, Mom.
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For Hayley...
Mom, I work at a sub shop.
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I literally get paid
to eat sandwiches all day.
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But are any of your
sandwiches at work
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rocket ships?
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Whiz-bang!
Thanks, Mom.
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And for Roger...
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Chris Pine, Chris
Pine, Chris Pine.
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Chris Pine!
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Hooray!
Thanks, Mom!
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Do you have anything
for me, Mrs. S?
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Well, since it's just
you and me now,
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I guess you can have...
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this.
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Ah! Oh!
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Those were the plates we bought
at Epcot Center.
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Alright, Jeffy boy,
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time for old Francine
to have a...
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sack... lunch...
of her own.
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Mrs. S!
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What a crazy dream!
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No more hot sauce
right before bed for me.
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Well, maybe just one more
teensy,little taste.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good... ♪
♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Hayley, will you please pass the
Dr. Buttblast Atomic Fart Sauce?
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What's so funny, Mom?
Oh, nothing.
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I just...
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Oh, it... it... it's...
it's nothing.
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Just got the giggles?
Okay.
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Well, here's the silly thing.
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Last night,
I had the silliest dream.
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And in this dream...
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had sex with Jeff!
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You... and Jeff,
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with his floppy,
little ding-dong?
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I mean, can you imagine?!
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Look at me.
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I'm Francine and Jeff.
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Ahh!
Francine, can I rap at you
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in the living room real quick?
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So funny, that thing
about the dream.
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Love it.
Just hilarious.
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On a totally unrelated note,
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I just wanted to ask you
to do me one tiny, little favor
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and simply never sleep again.
Deal? Great.
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And, by the way,
I think Steve bent a fork.
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Oh, Stan.
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It was just a dumb dream.
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It doesn't mean anything.
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Now, are you gonna be able
to be an adult about this?
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Of courssssssse...
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not.
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♪ Bum, bum, bum,
bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
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♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
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♪ Mr. Sandman ♪
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♪ Bring me a dream ♪
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♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
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♪ Make him the cutest
that I've ever seen ♪
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♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
♪ Give him two lips ♪
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♪ Like roses and clover ♪
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♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
♪ Then tell him ♪
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♪ That his lonesome nights
are over ♪
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♪ Mr. Sandman ♪
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♪ I'm so alone ♪
♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
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♪ Don't have nobody
to call my own ♪
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♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum ♪
♪ Please turn on ♪
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♪ Your magic beam ♪
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♪ Mr. Sandman... ♪
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Delmer, I just want to say
you have been such a help
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these last few days.
Stan! Enough!
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We're going to deal
with this... now!
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Yikes. Time to go.
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Wow.
That was fast.
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Wait.
I thought Dr. Penguin died.
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Unfortunately, yes, he did.
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I'm Dr. Penguin's
twin brother... by marriage...
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Dr. Buttblast.
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Are you the Dr. Buttblast
from the hot sauce?!
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Oh, no.
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No, no.
I-I get that a lot.
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Although, I am trying to get
into the hot-sauce game.
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Tough racket, though.
Got to have a big,
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crazy name and label art.
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Can we get started, please?
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Alright, Stan, first question...
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How do you think you'd feel...
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about a hot sauce called
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Professor Fartmore's Habanero
Ass Hair Incinerator?
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What we came here to talk about
is Francine cheating on me!
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It was just one
stupid dream, Stan.
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But people follow their dreams.
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I heard that somewhere.
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And if you follow yours,
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it means you'll end up
leaving me.
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Hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Stan, I can't control my dreams,
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but I promise I'm not
going to leave you.
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So will you promise me
that you'll let this go?
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Alright.
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I promise.
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Bingo!
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I'm bushed.
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I think I'm gonna turn in.
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Alright, hon.
Good night.
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Who might she
be dreaming about now?
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♪ If I could only know ♪
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♪ Exactly what she's
dreaming of ♪
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♪ Then I would not fret so ♪
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♪ What if she's boning Bullock ♪
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♪ Or shining it with Dick ♪
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♪ Or swackin' ass
with Jeff again? ♪
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♪ My God, I'm worried sick ♪
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♪ You can go in dreams ♪
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♪ If you want to ♪
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♪ You can go in dreams ♪
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♪ We can help you to ♪
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You look so hot as a cat.
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You, too, you little minx.
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Get over here.
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Roger!
What the hell is going on?
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The song was all true, Stan.
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Going inside people's dreams
is one of my alien powers.
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Matter of fact, we're in one
of your dreams right now.
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So, what are you saying?
Well, I figured
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maybe I could take you with me
into Francine's dreams
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so you can make sure she's
not doing the nasty.
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Then again, that would be
breaking your promise to her
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to let the whole thing go.
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Aah!
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Bedroom... now!
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We're getting
in them dreams, baby!
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It's finally happening.
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You're dragging me
to your bedroom.
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Keep calm, Roger.
Stay in the moment.
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Enjoy this.
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So, how do we...
Relax, Stan.
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It's super-easy,
totally painless.
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All I have to do is this.
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And like this.
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Alright, here we go.
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Welcome to Francine's
dreamscape.
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Have a look around.
There's all sorts of crazy stuff
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in this place.
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A pipe organ made of intestines?
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A little creepy,
but I'll allow it.
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Octopus with Steve's face?
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A little zany,
but I'll allow it.
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Wow!
Get a load of this fern.
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So lush.
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Only in the fantastic world
of dreams.
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Huh. Maybe I don't have
anything to worry about.
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My sex senses are tingling.
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Out of the way, geek.
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Oh...
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Oh, those weren't sex sounds.
It was a baby.
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Oh, Stan, my poor little baby.
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Is that how Francine sees me?
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As a whiny, little freak
of a baby?
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Looks like it.
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No wonder she's having sex
dreams about other people.
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She doesn't even see me
as a man.
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Well, maybe if you start acting
like more of a big, macho man
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around her, that'll change.
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Then again,
maybe the right thing to do
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is just let it go, like you...
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Stan big fan of big-man plan!
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Dear Lord,
please bless this food
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and all the gross employees
at Boston Market who made it.
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Amen.
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Is this what a baby would do?
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What?
Stan, what's going on?
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Are those stick-on
Garfield tattoos?
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Here, want me to cut your steak?
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I'm a grown man.
I can do it myself.
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Aah!
Oh, honey!
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I'll get a Band-Aid.
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No!
I don't need any help.
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Blacking... out.
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Not much... time.
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Does a baby have this?
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What if we did, like,
a giant devil
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pissing hot sauce right
into King Kong's mouth?
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I'm not making a hot sauce...
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for soccer moms, Klaus!
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I said "bold"!
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Pft, so, I was just thinking
about how much I killed it
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with all that macho stuff
at dinner.
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So, pretty much, I'm not worried
about Francine at all anymore,
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but, hey, maybe let's go pop
into her dreams really quick
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just to make sure it worked?
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Oh, Stan.
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I've transformed from a baby
into a buffoon!
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Not exactly.
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Here, I'll let Stevetopus
explain.
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You see, Francine's subconscious
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has created many different
versions of you.
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Whichever one best fits her current
perception of you in real life
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is the one that's most powerful
and visible at any given moment,
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but the rest are always
down here somewhere.
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That's your anger.
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Your emotional unavailability.
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Your dorky side.
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Your lesbian-grandmother side.
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What's that one?
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Oh, another fern lover, I see.
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That's your insecurity...
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a real nasty dude.
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We call him Stanferatu.
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These guys all suck!
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Well, there are good ones,
too, you haven't seen yet.
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What does that matter
if she also sees me
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as this collection of goons?!
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There she is now.
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I'm gonna go give her
a piece of my mind.
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Are you crazy?!
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A human dream-stormer
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can never let a host become
aware of his presence.
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I call it dream-storming,
by the way. Pretty cool, right?
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Don't you know the most basic
rules of dream-storming?!
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No. Why would I?
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You've been going
inside my dreams?!
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Oh, don't try
to turn this around on me.
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You're the one who's been letting
that subconscious of yours
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run wild,
thinking me up as some kind of
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bunch of Garbage Pail Kids.
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I can't believe
you're so insecure
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that you're actually
invading my dreams!
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How dare you?!
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She's right.
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I'm going to do the right thing
and leave well enough alone.
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I mean it this time.
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"And Stan stayed
true to his word
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and never meddled in Francine's
dreams again."
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And as for Francine,
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well, she left Stan
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and started having sex
with Jeff for reals.
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All the different kinds
of sex...
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oral, anal, hand stuff,
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whatever you call it when you
push the genitals together
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and just mash them around.
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And why?
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Because she knows
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you're pathetic...
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little worm of a man, Stan.
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Just one more time, Roger.
I have an idea.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
Wait.
259
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,920
What are you doing?
Same as usual.
260
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,720
I just have to touch you both
at the same time.
261
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,590
Then why were you sticking your
fingers in our eyes before?
262
00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:25,260
That's a way of touching.
263
00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:27,800
Since trying to change
how Francine saw me
264
00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,400
in the real world didn't work,
265
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,600
I figured I'd do it right here
at the source...
266
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:32,940
her subconscious...
267
00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:36,470
by making these creeps
look cool and sexy.
268
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,810
There she is.
269
00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:40,810
Showtime!
270
00:12:40,810 --> 00:12:42,810
♪ Yeah ♪
271
00:12:42,810 --> 00:12:44,550
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
272
00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:49,950
♪ Ooh ♪
273
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,290
♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ What a Stan,
what a Stan, what a Stan ♪
274
00:12:52,290 --> 00:12:54,090
♪ What a mighty good Stan ♪
275
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:55,690
♪ What a mighty,
mighty good Stan ♪
276
00:12:55,690 --> 00:12:57,890
♪ You're a fan of this man,
sexy Stan ♪
277
00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:59,360
♪ Such an awesome, hot Stan ♪
278
00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:03,630
♪ I said, what a mighty
good Stan ♪
279
00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:07,100
Damn it!
You're such idiots.
280
00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:08,770
Stan!
281
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,240
You're in my dreams again.
282
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,640
Oh, no.
You let the host see you.
283
00:13:14,650 --> 00:13:17,650
It's a dreamquake!
284
00:13:17,650 --> 00:13:20,650
Get back over here and do it
like I showed you.
285
00:13:25,790 --> 00:13:26,990
You killed him.
286
00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:28,460
They can be killed?
287
00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:30,590
Good.
Give me that sword, geek.
288
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,660
Now Francine won't see me
as an ogre anymore.
289
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:37,200
Or a dork!
or a... a...
290
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,600
I don't... I don't know.
291
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,000
Slenderman?
292
00:13:40,010 --> 00:13:42,670
Stop it, Stan!
293
00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:46,340
Your insecurity is making
Stanferatu stronger.
294
00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:48,080
With the dream disintegrating,
295
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,880
he could use me as a portal
to the real world!
296
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,750
- What?!
- Come on, Stan.
297
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:55,150
This is dream-storming 101.
298
00:13:55,150 --> 00:13:56,350
Oh, God.
It's too late.
299
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,560
He's going in my eye, Stan!
300
00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,220
It sucks!
301
00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:11,430
I had a nightmare
302
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:15,040
and I was gonna ask to sleep
with you guys, but...
303
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,840
clearly, you're dealing
with something else.
304
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,580
That's better.
305
00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:27,250
What happened?
Where's Francine?
306
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:30,390
Did that monster, Stanferatu, take her?
I don't think so, Stan,
307
00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:33,660
'cause he's right there
behind the dresser.
308
00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:35,930
What have you done with
Francine, you ghoul?
309
00:14:35,930 --> 00:14:38,130
I did not take her.
310
00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:40,400
She was lost in the dreamquake,
311
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,130
her soul and body both.
312
00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:45,540
Now she's adrift
in the ethereal domain.
313
00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:48,000
The what?
The collective dream realm
314
00:14:48,010 --> 00:14:52,140
that connects all dreams
and all dreamers.
315
00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:54,410
This is real basic stuff.
316
00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:56,680
I don't really think
he wants to learn.
317
00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,550
She's a dream nomad now,
318
00:14:58,550 --> 00:15:01,480
who must roam
from dream to dream.
319
00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:05,360
To find her,
we must find her host.
320
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,020
Stan, have you considered
that maybe Francine
321
00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:10,030
went to this place on purpose
322
00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:11,760
to get away from you?
323
00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:14,760
He's against us.
324
00:15:14,770 --> 00:15:17,970
We will find Francine
and reclaim her.
325
00:15:17,970 --> 00:15:19,500
She is ours!
326
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,900
You know, this guy's kind of
speaking my language here.
327
00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:23,110
So it's settled.
328
00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:25,580
Stan and Stanferatu on the case.
329
00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:27,780
Put her there, partner.
330
00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:30,250
Damn!
I am loving your long fingers.
331
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,250
You're probably a pretty fast
typer, huh?
332
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,980
I would love to get you
behind the keyboard
333
00:15:33,990 --> 00:15:36,220
and watch you fire off
a few paragraphs.
334
00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:42,130
Uh, Dad, what's the deal
with this guy again?
335
00:15:42,130 --> 00:15:44,130
Yeah, he keeps stealing our peas
336
00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:46,000
and accusing us of parsimony.
337
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,330
My peas.
338
00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:51,000
Stanferatu gets a bad rap,
339
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,940
but he's a great guy
once you get to know him.
340
00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:54,810
And he's always got my back.
341
00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:57,740
The boy seeks to outlive you.
342
00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:59,740
Is this true, Steve?
343
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:02,280
With the natural order of things
being what it is...
344
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:05,220
Thank you for bringing this
to my attention, Stanferatu.
345
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:06,620
Look, the most important thing
346
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,820
is Stanferatu is helping me
find your mother.
347
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:11,220
He called in to Rush Limbaugh
and really talked it up.
348
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,290
Bingo!
We got a lead.
349
00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:16,430
E-mail from some yokel
downstate.
350
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:18,090
Apparently,
some people around there
351
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,230
have been dreaming
about Francine.
352
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,570
It's a good thing you got
Stanferatu to help you now,
353
00:16:22,570 --> 00:16:24,770
because I've got a big pitch
at Frank's RedHot.
354
00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:27,700
Klaus is actually just about
to show me the final artwork.
355
00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:29,110
I give you...
356
00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:31,510
your hot-sauce label.
357
00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:33,380
It's perfect.
358
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,250
Just like the Mona Lisa's eyes,
359
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,520
the donkey's prolapsed anus
follows you wherever you go.
360
00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:43,050
Yep. Mm-hmm.
361
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:45,260
I saw'n that lady
in my dreams, alright.
362
00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:47,660
Did you [bleep] her?!
No, sir.
363
00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:49,260
Jesus, Stanferatu.
364
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:51,730
Sir, we need to go
inside your dreams.
365
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:53,400
Won't do you no good.
366
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,730
Stopped dreaming about her
a couple days ago.
367
00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:58,670
I mean, a dream nomad
can only dwell in the etherium
368
00:16:58,670 --> 00:17:01,200
of any given host for 48 hours.
369
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:02,670
How do you know this?!
370
00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:04,210
Oh, I see.
371
00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:05,880
Us country bumpkins
372
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:10,080
are too stupid to know
about the ethereal domain.
373
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,550
Is that right?
374
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:18,420
Every possible host we've talked
too, we've been too late.
375
00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:20,360
I'm starting to lose hope
we'll ever get to one
376
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:21,820
while Francine's still there.
377
00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:25,430
You're not thinking of ditching
me, are you, Stan?
378
00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:27,630
What? No.
You're my day-one homey.
379
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,830
You know that.
Stanferatu,
380
00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:32,440
have you been trying
to get into my phone?
381
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,570
Look at this.
I'm locked out,
382
00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:35,310
and it's covered
in chicken grease.
383
00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:40,310
I know you're not really
sleeping.
384
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,450
Are we friends, Stan?
385
00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:43,780
Yes. I told you.
386
00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,320
Are we best friends?
387
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,250
I mean, sure, yeah.
388
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:50,250
I... I-I-I got to go
to the bathroom.
389
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,720
What are you doing in there?
390
00:17:54,730 --> 00:17:57,730
I'm just trying to
take a shit, man! Come on!
391
00:17:57,730 --> 00:18:00,000
I need to know you're not
going to leave me!
392
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,670
Let me in!
Oh, my God.
393
00:18:02,670 --> 00:18:05,200
Is this what I've been doing
to Francine?
394
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,340
Suffocating her
with my own insecurity?
395
00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:14,610
Aah!
396
00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:15,750
Lies!
397
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,710
All lies!
398
00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:22,950
Dad!
Did you find mom?
399
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,350
No, Son.
400
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,290
I'm afraid she might be
gone for good.
401
00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:28,420
You'll probably have to go live
with Tuttle.
402
00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:31,160
Oh...
I miss mom so much.
403
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,830
Last night, I dreamt of two of her.
Say that again!
404
00:18:33,830 --> 00:18:35,900
Last night, I dreamt... Shut up!
There's no time.
405
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,730
Get in the car.
I'll ether you on the way.
406
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,040
Mr. Buttblast...
Doctor.
407
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,370
We...
408
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:46,040
love your hot sauce.
409
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,380
And just as long as nothing
weird happens
410
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:49,910
in the next few minutes,
411
00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:51,510
I'd say we have a deal.
412
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:52,920
Roger,
413
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,790
we need to go inside the boy.
414
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,200
Francine!
415
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,000
Stan, I should have known,
416
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,540
sooner or later, you'd find me
and drag me back home.
417
00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:15,810
So let's just get it
over with and go...
418
00:19:15,810 --> 00:19:18,740
No. I didn't come
to take you home.
419
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,480
Spending time with Stanferatu
made me understand
420
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,550
how awful it feels
when someone you love
421
00:19:23,550 --> 00:19:26,620
won't trust you enough to just
give you some space.
422
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,890
So I only came to tell you...
423
00:19:28,890 --> 00:19:30,290
I'm sorry.
424
00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:33,960
And if you ever decide
you've had enough space,
425
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,390
I'll be waiting for you.
426
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,600
Stan?
427
00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:42,700
Thank you.
428
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:45,840
I knew you would betray me,
Stan!
429
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,500
So I will kill you
430
00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:50,240
and claim Francine for my own!
431
00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:57,380
Stan!
432
00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:59,120
Stanferatu's too strong for you
433
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,580
in the dream realm!
434
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:03,720
Wait. His power comes from
my insecurity.
435
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:07,720
Steve, dream us up Jeff.
436
00:20:07,730 --> 00:20:08,790
Hiya.
437
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,730
If I can be confident enough
438
00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:13,930
to stand by while Jeff really
works you over...
439
00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:16,200
that should weaken
Stanferatu enough
440
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,330
for me to defeat him.
441
00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:19,270
I'm not gonna have sex
442
00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:21,070
with Jeff!
443
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:23,410
Fine.
444
00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:25,810
Then I'll have sex with Jeff.
445
00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:28,210
What?!
How the hell would that...
446
00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:35,820
Well, I guess it is a good
distraction.
447
00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:37,350
Dream sword!
448
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,430
Aah!
449
00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:43,890
Aah!
450
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:45,360
What a crazy dream.
451
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:48,570
No more Colonel Buttchug's
Irradiated Sphincter Scorcher
452
00:20:48,570 --> 00:20:50,700
right before bed for me.
453
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:53,740
Well, maybe just one more
teensy,little taste.
454
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,780
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
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