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Master,

take a good look at me.

Since I followed you,

I've become so lean that

I don't look like a pig anymore.

What will those sows think of me?

Good for you, I think.

See all that fat on you?

If you can lose a dozen kilos,

you will feel so invincible.

Look at Wujing.

How proud he is!

Master.

Why are they all in pairs in this mortal world?

Remember, Wujing.

All dharmas arise from conditions; all is fated.

Follow your fate.

Master,

if you're fated to have a romance one day,

how are you going to solve it?

For this question...

I might need to...

consult the scriptures.

Cuilan,

are you doing well today?

Cuilan.

Baijie,

no more distractions.

You should learn from Wukong on this one.

You know, he never has this trouble like yours.

Master.

Big brother is ignorant.

You can tell by his weapon.

Don't you see?

What do you mean?

He is bare of love.

What I mean is..

What were you talking about?

Say it once again?

Big brother, you bare your rod so smartly.

It's true to your name,

the Handsome Monkey King, without doubt.

That goes without saying.

You're thrilled today, big brother.

With this decision to hang out without wearing pants.

Really cool.

They were stolen when

I took a bath.

If I caught this hateful thief,

I'll also tear his pants off

and lay bare his rod.

Why staring at me?

I don't like your pants.

How funny!

Wukong.

Your pants are here.

Master.

If you like them,

you should've told me.

Whose rod you did you say

you will lay bare?

Wukong,

I noticed there was a hole on your pants,

so I sealed it for you.

- Sealed it? - Try it on.

Sealed? Oh boy.

I like it. Let me try at once.

- Done. - Big brother.

It seems demonic to me here.

I don't know who on earth you are.

We are just passers-by.

I won't pick on you if you don't pick on me.

But if you do,

I'm sure to go tit for tat.

I'm Marshal Tianpeng.

Give me face.

Out of my way.

A local river god.

Settled?

What did he say?

Piss off.

There is only one way.

Bro Sha.

Get it through.

OK.

What an enormous fish!

Master!

Master! Be careful!

Master!

Don't worry, Master!

I'm here!

A big fish!

Master!

Wukong!

Big brother!

I'm all right!

Don't worry about me!

Master,

are you okay?

Totally fine.

That was just an accident.

I didn't mean to knocked you down the hill.

I'm terribly sorry.

You...

are...

a man?

Well, benefactor,

do I not look like...

a man?

Who are you?

Your Majesty,

what took you so long?

Next time we won't be able to conceal it.

Let the maids out.

You're dismissed.

Yes, Madam.

What happened, Your Majesty?

Now guess

what I saw earlier today.

What was it?

Today, I...

saw a man.

No way.

How could there be something so dirty in the Womanland?

As sure as fate.

I even talked to them.

Does he look good?

He has...

big eyes...

look so smart.

His smile is...

so warm

and so kind.

Oh I see.

She is sick.

Her Majesty is sick.

Looks like it's time to open the Ancestral Book.

Men rank the first amongst all poisons.

At sight of a man, if you find your heart beating fast,

your limbs getting weak, and you're trembling all over,

that means you are cursed by

Love Poison from men.

Continue.

And then...

Then what?

Done.

Done?

It means no cure?

That's the end of the passage.

With a part missing here.

This curse

is fully rampant.

It's incurable.

Mostly because of men.

Oh no.

Madam Preceptor.

Ancestor Queen once said

Among everything in the world,

only men

are the most venomous,

full of deception.

Once you are infected with Love Poison,

you'll have a broken heart

and die of extreme sorrow.

The antidote is

to cut its root cause.

Men must be killed.

Kill them?

Kill them.

Kill them then.

You look so tired.

Get back and have some rest.

Come here.

Go ahead.

Go check things out.

Yes, Madam.

Where's Bajie?

Bro Sha.

Where's Bajie?

Dragon Horse.

Where's second brother?

What are you looking at?

Let's bathe together.

Sure!

That's grea-...

Master.

Help!

Master!

Help me!

Wukong.

You mustn't use force.

Amitabha.

Get them.

All are women.

What's that, Mom?

Who are they?

So strange.

Benefactor, where am I?

The Womanland of Western Liang.

Is there...

...not a male here?

Are you deaf?

The Womanland.

I wonder

what sin we've committed.

Being a man

is a capital crime.

That's so funny.

What are you looking at?

Her Majesty is here.

It's her.

Hey, girl.

Don't look at my master that amorously.

Do you hear me?

Wukong.

Where are you manners?

Your Majesty.

Chief Priest noticed the Motherhood River was restless.

She knew there would be something poisonous.

Just as expected,

we caught these four poisonous men

and a stallion.

Please make a sensible decision

and pay no heed to their fallacies.

Your Majesty,

my party just came in here by mistake.

We are not poisonous...

Do not quibble!

The evidence is solid.

Give us explanation

after you see it.

Our ancestor predicted

there will be a monk

leading a monkey,

a pig,

and a blue-skinned bruiser here.

Their arrival will lead to the end of the Womanland.

We can't prove it even having picture.

It looks so original.

Just look.

My portrait is very smart here.

How could it be me? It's too handsome.

Actually he looks so-so.

That can't be a monkey.

That is a cockroach, obviously.

What kind is that big cockroach?

Stop it now!

Get them out for execution.

Yes, Madam.

Hold.... on.

Her Majesty means that

she has to question them in person

so put them in jail first.

Take them away.

Master,

if you agree,

I can negotiate with these chicks.

Master,

if you command,

I can break out

and wipe out everything.

Big brother,

Master won't agree to that easily.

Wukong.

What are you waiting for?

Break it now.

Your Majesty, you're here at this late hour.

Are you just want to see him?

No.

No?

No. I just want to figure out what the poison or whatever is about

before Madam Preceptor kill them.

Now.

Show me your morale.

Imposing.

Let's go!

Cool, Master.

Go!

Keep it down.

Maste...

Just go.

Let's go.

Master.

Bajie.

Give me a hand.

Master.

Looks like someone has set

an enchanted barrier here.

Seems we can't get out.

So what do we do?

Let's go back

and ask that girl.

I know where Her Majesty is.

You?

Wujing.

Why are we coming back?

Master,

Her Majesty is here.

Who did it?

It's too cruel.

Cut it out!

Let's be quiet.

Okay.

Holy.

We were ambushed.

Who did it?

It must be them.

Everyone.

It's time for all kinds of means.

Any good you've got,

just show it.

We must find out the answer about the way out.

Wukong.

But what good

do you think I've got?

Master.

You have nothing good.

We were just...

attacked.

So...

you did it?

That can't be.

I have to question you in person.

Why are you staring?

Yeah I'm staring at you, so?

Your master told you not to.

Do you dare to hit me?

I dare you to stare again.

Well I'm staring again, again and again.

Your master told you not to.

Do you dare to hit me?

I will just hit you.

Acting cool is not my thing.

Don't waste your time.

I really have no interest in you.

I'm not a pig.

So we both look piggy now.

Don't hit my face!

If you lose, you have to tell the truth.

Bring it on!

Did I win?

Hold on!

Once again.

Its hurt.

Lost again.

I let down Master.

I disgraced big brother.

How macho you are!

You...

are more...

macho.

I don't fear death. Why should I fear you?

Then drop dead before me.

You drop dead before me first.

OK.

How uppity!

Ancestor Queen once said,

among everything in the world,

only men are the most venomous,

full of deception.

At first, a man gets a woman with lies.

Then, he makes her have his baby.

After the baby is born, he ignores her.

Finally, he will turn to another woman outside.

Is that so?

Amitabha.

Your Majesty,

Actually I...

I'm quite different from the kind of man you mentioned.

That's it.

Madam Preceptor said

this is the very lie that every man tells.

Now I see...

you're the same as every man.

If you don't trust me, Your Majesty,

why do you bother to come to me?

Because...

because I miss you.

But they say it's a disease.

It must be cured.

Your Majesty,

have you...

taken your medicine?

It's Love Poison.

Incurable.

So...

are you poisoned?

So... don't you miss me?

Your Majesty,

actually, I'm not that good

a man for you.

I'm a monk.

There are many things I can't do.

Plus, I have lots of rules and commandments to observe.

Like what?

For example,

I am on vegetarian food.

I'm a veggie too.

I always get up early.

I never stay up late, either.

I'm not a ladies' man.

Me neither.

Your Majesty.

Please let me go.

Show us the way out.

Let us go to the West.

Do you hate me?

No. I don't hate you.

I have only one goal

in my entire life.

That is to go to the West and fetch the scriptures,

with which I can return to help rid the world of sufferings.

This note pad

records all my thoughts and insights along the way.

You'll understand after reading.

Keep it safe.

I don't have a copy of it.

You can return it after reading.

What for?

Just give it to her.

Be generous.

Wukong.

When did you come in?

I...

I came in when you talked about veggies.

Since you accepted his gift,

tell us,

where is the way out?

I have no idea where it is.

Our folks have never tried going out of the Womanland.

Give it back.

But I will try every means

to help you find the way out.

The Preceptor is here.

Madam Preceptor.

I've questioned them.

Your Majesty,

did you fall for him?

No.

Why should I?

Alright then.

So just let me...

kill them all tomorrow.

Are you fine with it?

Yes, I am.

They should be killed.

Fine.

That's fine.

Wukong.

That's the thing about women.

Ancestor Queen.

Where's Her Majesty?

Her Majesty thought it would be

too cruel to watch.

I've changed the arrows for execution.

Just play dead.

Meet me at the foot of Mount Saintess later.

I have a plan.

This time,

are you serious?

Execute them!

Wujing!

Master.

Die quickly.

How should I die?

He really knows the trick.

What vivid death!

Watch and learn.

Master!

Master...

That's more like it.

Best Actor.

Come on.

Wait.

Guards. Change the arrows

for more powerful ones.

Why the change?

Being a man is a capital crime.

Being an ugly one is

double guilty!

Don't judge before tasting.

Taste me first, okay?

Shoot!

Taste me. I'm really...

Throw them off the cliff!

Yes, Madam.

Keep quiet.

Master.

Wukong.

Bajie.

He's all right. Looks alive.

This is the Motherhood River.

It's where everything about the Womanland started.

Motherhood River.

Long, long ago,

our ancestor

was betrayed by

an unfaithful man on their wedding day.

What's more,

the man

even tried to kill her.

So...

she chose to come here,

set the enchanted barrier

and secluded herself.

I remember now.

Afterwards,

she recorded

her lifetime experience back in the outside world

into the Ancestral Book in the Royal Library.

But there's a page with a fragment missing.

That's likely the page

telling the way out of the Womanland.

That is to say,

your ancestor

told the little crawfishes to guard...

Put another way,

this missing part

is probably

hidden somewhere here.

So what shall we do...

Wukong!

I'm...

searching.

It should be the sculpture

of your ancestor, right?

This is her sacred land.

No admittance.

So you're safe here

absolutely.

Wukong, you...

Look.

The missing part you said...

is it like that?

That's it.

Get it.

I gotta run.

Can't catch me.

I gotta dodge.

I gotta jump.

I gotta fly.

Can't catch me.

Please tell me

the way out.

Damned monkey.

Can't catch me.

beat him up!

Big brother, let me help.

I gotta go.

Catch me if you can.

Your Majesty,

Golden Cudgel!

I'm scared.

Master.

Move!

Have you found it?

No.

Can't catch me.

So tired.

Your Majesty.

I dodged.

Oh I dodged.

I dodged.

I'm not shot.

Don't come over,

or I'll tear it apart.

That hurts

I quit.

You got my body,

but you won't get my words.

Master!

Damned kid.

How dare you compete with me!

I'm so scared!

Master...

Words.

There are words.

It reads that

the gate will only open

after you learn what love is.

So what is love?

Well...

It's something...

I don't know much about.

But I once heard

a rumor that

there was a romance

in the Womanland as well.

It was a girl who fell in love

with a river.

But they had never met each other.

What is it outside

the Womanland?

If it is possible,

I'd like to go out to have a look.

I wonder.

If I meet the first person outside,

what would it look like?

If anyone can hear me,

could you answer me?

Who are you?

Why can I not see you?

But it seems I can feel

what is in your mind.

I believe that

you should be able to feel me as well.

If...

I come here for you every day,

will you always be here?

One couldn't find the way out of the nation

while the other couldn't find the way in.

But the river

has stayed for this girl

forever.

My belly hurts.

Master, what's wrong?

Help, Bro Monkey.

What happened to you?

I see.

They fell in the river

and drank the water from it.

What's with the water?

The water of the Motherhood River

can make you pregnant.

Congratulations.

So you're all pregnant.

Wukong.

I'm pregnant.

I can't believe it!

I'm going to be a mother.

It serves you right.

What do we do?

We must get out of here.

Haven't found the way out yet.

And you three are pregnant.

Why were you so careless?

What do we do?

Big brother.

Now it's us, not you,

who are pregnant.

Indeed.

Wukong.

Do something.

Master.

Do I look like

I once had a baby?

Actually,

there's still a way.

"Miscarriage Cave"

Monkey.

Make haste.

Your master and brothers

will give birth in three days.

Time waits for no one.

I got it.

I'll be right back.

Mandarin ducks and butterflies,

With this charming garden in spring,

Tell me, Holy Priest,

Am I beautiful?

Great Sage.

Am I beautiful?

The As-you-will Immortal?

Are you scared?

A man?

You are a man.

Watch your mouth.

They say I'm the most beautiful woman in the country.

Bother!

My master is pregnant.

I want to find

some water of Miscarriage Spring,

do you have any?

Yes.

Come here.

Am I beautiful?

We have the Yin Spring and Yang Spring here.

So I have to blend the Yin with the Yang

and then the Yang with the Yin, 7 or 8 times alternately.

After that, I'll add in Goji, jujube,

scallion, garlic, etc.

with up to 49 precious herbs

and decoct them for 81 days.

Then you'll have the Miscarriage Spring's water

of one man's portion.

Eighty-one days?

Yes.

It won't do.

Any faster way?

Sure!

Then I'll do it faster to blend the Yin with the Yang

and then the Yang with the Yin

and go 7 or 8 times more quickly

so that I can get the decoction for 81 days sooner.

Do you have any in stock?

Sure!

You mean it?

It's just gone with a sip.

How annoying!

You're be fine.

I know it's a painstaking process.

Yet, when you are

really holding your child in your arms,

you'll find that

all the painstaking

is worth it.

Your Majesty, do you mean

you want me to give birth to

this baby?

Since you want to save the world,

how can you abandon this baby?

Every life

is born equally precious.

Master!

Easy.

I'd rather die.

Wujing.

What's wrong?

I got so handsome.

Look more handsome, don't you?

Yes.

But I'm extremely anxious now.

I'm so troubled.

I can neither eat nor sleep,

worse than being a pig.

Who are you picking on?

Shut up!

Master.

Don't affect an expectant mother.

Don't touch me

I better go to hell immediately.

Watch your step. Don't fall over.

The truth is

this Miscarriage Spring cannot end pregnancy.

The real Miscarriage Spring is in my eyes.

You need to touch me with true feelings

and make me shed tears with true feelings.

That will be the Miscarriage Spring you want.

Great Sage.

Touch me.

Touched.

To touch.

Not to hurt.

It's my heart.

You need to touch my heart, Great Sage.

Go to hell.

True feelings.

With true feelings, dude.

The tears due to beating don't count.

What are true feelings?

When a man

is with a woman,

love is the true feeling.

Don't pretend.

I suddenly have

a shock of happiness.

I feel so sweet.

Oh no.

Baby Tang.

Baby Tang has no heartbeats.

She just kicked me a while ago.

It's okay.

She is just asleep.

Close your eyes.

Feel her heartbeats.

Give birth to her.

I'll raise her for you.

If I'm to raise her,

no matter how hard it is,

it's my own duty.

Great Sage.

Why are you going to the West?

To get the scriptures and enlighten

all sentient beings.

All sentient beings?

You are so great.

But all these

abortive infants were also

among the sentient beings, aren't they?

Every time they aborted

I would light a candle here

to light up the way for those infants.

If they don't get rid of the babies,

how can we get to the West?

Whatever.

I'll be the bad guy

this time.

As long as Master could make it to the West,

no matter how extreme the situation is,

I can only say:

Come on!

Let go.

Stay still.

I'm almost crying.

Great Sage.

Please tell your master

I really envy him for having

someone loyal like you.

Your coolness is killing me.

Master.

I got the water of Miscarriage Spring.

Master.

The water of Miscarriage Spring.

Wukong.

I have a big decision to tell you.

I've decided

I will give birth to this baby.

You thought it over?

Go ahead then.

Let's celebrate.

Freeze!

Master.

My duty is to protect you.

You're no ordinary.

If it's really born,

with a child,

how can you fetch the scriptures

and how shall I protect you?

Unfreeze.

It's gone.

My baby is gone.

Why did you decide it for him?

That's his child.

You don't understand my master than I do.

You never understand

what is in his mind.

Why not?

in my master's heart,

fetching the scriptures is everything.

There's no room for anything else.

It's not my remark.

If you don't believe it,

just ask Buddha.

When I was young,

the abbot in the temple told me

to copy the scriptures

when I was upset.

As I improved my handwriting,

my mind would be pacified.

Don't worry.

I'm all right.

How can I want it both ways?

To have you and Buddha on the same page?

If I get sensual, it impairs my soul.

Forget it. That's been how things go.

Since I'm destined for the West,

how come I meet you at your best?

How to be oblivious of you?

I would rather forget my name.

Forget my reign or fortune.

Ignore your rules or commandments.

If you love me, clinging to me,

Take me onto your journey.

Say no more merciful things.

Waste no time and stop waiting.

Even if I'll vanish in next life,

I must be with you in this life.

How can I want it both ways?

To have you and Buddha on the same page?

If I get sensual, it impairs my soul.

Forget it. That's been how things go.

Since I'm destined for the West,

how come I meet you at your best?

How to be oblivious of you?

I would rather forget my name.

Forget my reign or fortune.

Ignore your rules or commandments.

Break them apart.

Take this evil monk away.

Madam Preceptor.

He's not like what you think.

Your Majesty, I just don't want you to

betray the will of Ancestor

and persist in your mistake.

But

what if Ancestor was mistaken

from the very beginning?

Then we are part of her mistake.

And forever we will be.

Don't worry, Your Majesty.

I can assure you that

I'm just putting him in jail for now.

I won't inflict a wound on him.

Everything I've done

is only for you.

No worries, Your Majesty.

I will be all right.

Aren't we going to the jail?

Your Excellency.

Cast him out.

Where are you taking me?

Move!

Push him out!

Your Majesty...

No!

In the hall

that day,

the prediction of Ancestor I submitted

had a passage

I did not read.

It says,

one day,

Her Majesty

will leave the Womanland.

No way.

Her Majesty is chosen by heaven.

She has the bloodline of the Womanland.

If she leaves,

everything here will go desolate.

The Womanland

will no longer exist.

Big brother.

Sun Wukong.

You're a man of miracles.

Please save Her Majesty.

Where's my master?

He's now sailing

with Her Majesty

on the Sea of Sufferings.

The Sea of Sufferings?

The sea is boundless

with no way back.

Once you set off,

you'll be drifting for a lifetime.

No one has ever made it out alive.

I'm sure

to send you back ashore, Your Majesty.

Master!

Her Majesty...

Master!

I need a sip of water.

It tastes bitter.

It'll only make you thirstier.

My flesh

can make a mortal immortal.

If you don't mind,

you can have a bite.

What is it like

outside the Womanland?

There's also

a sea of sufferings out there.

But on that sea,

everyone is an island.

Everyone

is on the drift.

Then when is the end of their drift?

As long as I can get the scriptures,

I'm bound to lead them ashore.

However,

besides the sufferings,

there is also joy.

It's a pity that

I'm unable to

show you around there in this life.

It doesn't matter.

In the next life.

Sure.

In the next life.

What a surprise!

The gate

is right at the end of the Sea of Sufferings.

The gate is open.

What is love then?

I'm going with you.

What about the Womanland?

I can give up everything.

I'll face all the sufferings with you.

Master!

Wukong.

Master!

Wukong.

Are you all right?

Master.

Let's go!

Let's go.

Master.

Are you really taking her along?

This child

has the bloodline of the Womanland.

You are the preceptor of the nation now.

The only mission in your life

is to bring her up.

Don't you fail the will of heaven.

Are you here?

Today

is the last time.

I won't be here anymore.

Because from today

I have accepted my duty.

I'll spend my entire life

to protect a person.

She will be

the Queen of the Womanland.

So the love that hasn't started

is the most unforgettable.

Mercy Goddess.

Dear Ancestor,

Our people in the Womanland

will cut off our hair

to weave it into an Everlight Lamp.

We beg

our Ancestor

could save Her Majesty.

The Everlight Lamp,

must burn till the end.

Only then

will Her Majesty have the chance to wake up.

Xuanzang.

In this world,

you can only let go of

the things you have never owned.

Will you choose

to love one person

or all sentient beings?

Remember,

the day you put on your cassock again.

is when

you resume the journey to the West.

Bear it in mind.

Will you remember me?

Mercy Goddess.

Freeze!

Wukong.

Let's just take this cassock along.

Over time,

perhaps lots of things

would fade away.

By then,

you must be able to wear this cassock again.

If time were the best medicine,

there wouldn't be so much

incurable sufferings and reluctant partings

in this world.

Why are you still here?

You're awake, finally.

I had a dream.

It's that fish again.

You've waited twenty years for me.

It's out.

The Everlight Lamp is out.

Her Majesty is probably awake.

Go to see Her Majesty.

No,

Everything has its destiny.

Go back to the sea.

No.

No!

Master!

Your Majesty...

Madam Preceptor.

Your Majesty.

Your Majesty, are you all right?

It's alright.

I'll never leave my queen.

Please leave.

Master!

Master.

Master!

Go!

Buddha.

They're drowning in the Sea of Sufferings.

Please advise

how I should give them salvation.

God of the River Oblivion,

for the past twenty years,

you have been obsessed too much.

Now you've even committed a tremendous sin.

Do you know your fault?

River God.

Repent and be saved.

I had a dream.

I dreamed that

your hair was long

and we grew old together.

but

you were not happy.

God of the River Oblivion,

I understand the root of your inner pain.

In fact,

the gate is always there.

It's always our reluctance

that keeps us from getting through it.

Born as part of everything,

love is the reason we were born in this world

with endless reincarnation.

But the love we fully understand at last

can be everlasting.

I learned from this love that

love for a person or the world

is sheer the same.

I will recite sutras for you, thousands of times a day,

until I reach the Thunder Monastery.

Then I will enshrine you over the pulpit

illuminated by Buddha.

to help you obtain

a proper retribution soon.

How can I want it both ways?

To have you and Buddha on the same page?

If I get sensual, it impairs my soul.

Forget it. That's been how things go.

Since I'm destined for the West,

how come I meet you at your best?

How to be oblivious of you?

I would rather forget my name.

Forget my reign or fortune.

Ignore your rules or commandments.

See you.

No.

We won't meet again.

In the next life.

Even if I'll vanish in next life,

I must be with you in this life.

Wukong.

What is that place ahead?

Mountains.

One after another.

Got a name?

The Fiery Mountains.

So we'll meet the Red Boy there.

Let's go!

Hey, stop. Here we are.

I'm sorry.

Where are the monkey and the pig?

They left first

and told me to say goodbye to you guys.

- No way. - How come?

They're so mean.

Second brother

asked me to

bare his...

words to you,

truly and deeply.

My babe.

Forgive me for leaving silently.

I haven't fulfilled my achievement.

I need this journey to the West.

Don't wait for me.

Except for

my handsome look,

just forget

all the rest about me.

Thank you.

Actually,

I prefer your original look.

You mean this one?

She's not talking about you.

She's talking about your second brother.

Actually, you blue-skinned look

is quite smart too.

But what are you doing with this pompous outfit?

If I tell you,

don't be scared off.

I am the Curtain-Lifting General.

The Curtain-Lifting General?

Is that cool?

You don't even know that?

In heaven, when the Jade Emperor passes by,

I'll lift the curtain for him.

Lift the curtain.

You are talented

Isn't that a watchman's job?

That is an important post!

Yeah. Indeed.

You are so smart.

What are you doing?

Leave him!

We won't meet again.