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♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time! ♪
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♪ I ain't from round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another woo-hoo! ♪
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♪ Yea-ah! ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh -puh-puh-pu uuhh! ♪
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♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension! ♪
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I like red,
I like hoodies.
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So I bought
a dozen of them.
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JUSTIN: Hey,
it's that magic girl!
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( indistinct chattering )
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LARRY: Hey,
what's up, Star?
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Hi, new friends.
Hi!
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Everyone's
so cool here, Marco.
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It makes me
wish my parents
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had tossed me out
of the castle years ago.
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Oh, you haven't even met
the coolest guys.
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Alfonzo and Ferguson.
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Quick,
here she comes.
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Hey, hey.
Are those books?
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Where are you going
with those books?
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Do you like to read?
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Oh, dear.
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They're usually cooler.
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I need to fix
Ferguson up.
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No.
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( gasps )
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Jackie Lynn Thomas!
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Hey, Star Butterfly.
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Hi, Jackie!
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I need to fix you up.
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What?
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Oh, come on.
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I'm almost as good
at matchmaking
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as I am with magic.
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I'm good.
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Look, look, look, look,
look! It's my name.
It's my name.
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With a star
inside of a butterfly
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and two hearts and a spider.
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As you can see, class,
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most of you have
done a pathetic job.
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Not me!
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I got an "F"
for fantastic!
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That's an "F" for fail.
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Huh?
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What? You don't have
tests on Mewni?
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Uh...
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So what grade
did you get?
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Only the best grade
you can get.
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A-plus,
with a smiley face.
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Ooh, I want
the best one, too.
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Wait, don't!
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Oh, Miss Skullnick!
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( grunting )
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Hey, Skullzie!
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Can you please
do me a teeny favor
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and turn my "F"
into an "A"?
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You're whining
about a lousy grade?
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I'd finally got
a guy with a boat,
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and he left me
at the dock.
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A dock?
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The dock isn't
the important part.
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I guess I'm doomed
to dry land.
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I got it!
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I'll cast a spell to
get you the perfect guy,
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and you can give me
the perfect grade.
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What?
Man--
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Wait!
Left arm!
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( gasps )
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Star,
what did you do?
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I think I turned her
into a troll.
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Star Butterfly rules!
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( cheering )
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( screaming )
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I'm hideous!
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Quick!
Change her back.
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Oh, okay...
yeah, right...
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Okay, yeah.
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Lightning Change Back!
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Where are we?
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You just zapped us
back to the house!
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I wish I knew
how I did that.
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It could really come
in handy if I don't feel
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like using my legs.
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Ludo, Master.
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Star Butterfly has come home
from school early today
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and she seems distracted.
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Distracted?
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Excellent!
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This is the moment
I've been waiting for.
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No one's at their best
when they're distracted!
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Finally!
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I'll get my hands
on that glorious wand!
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When it transforms,
it will match my hat.
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And I'll get my big boy body.
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Kick down the tower.
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Zip, zap, zip, zip.
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And I'm a lifeguard.
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One, two, three...
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Is that CPR?
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Silence!
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Yes, unfortunately,
I was too late.
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Please don't cry,
Miss Skullnick.
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Star, we can't
keep stalling.
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You're gonna have
to call your mom.
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She'll know how
to reverse the spell.
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No!
I can't ask for help.
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If my parents
find out about this,
they're gonna send me to...
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Saint Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses.
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It's a terrible, horrible place
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and no one who goes there ever comes out the same!
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( screaming )
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Is it all out yet?
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Almost.
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Okay, I'm done.
Look, Star, you just
need to get the information
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without letting her know
what's going on.
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You know,
dance around the truth.
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I'm a great dancer.
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Mirror,
Mirror on the wall...
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Call Mom.
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MIRROR: Calling Tom.
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Star!
No. No.
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Oh, wait.
You're here. I'm here--
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I said, call Mom,
not Tom.
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No, Star.
Don't hang up.
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I really got to delete
him off my mirror.
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Oh, Star, darling,
what a pleasant surprise!
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So, Mom.
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Let's just say that
someone accidentally
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turned someone
into a troll with a wand.
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Not that
I would do that, no,
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because that would be
completely irresponsible--
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( thud )
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Star,
what is going on?
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Got to go, bye.
What happened?
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She jumped
out the window.
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Wow,
good job, Marco.
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LUDO: Wow,
good job, Marco.
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Ludo, what are you
doing here?
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Catching you
at your most distracted!
What?
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I have been way more
distracted than this.
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I don't know,
you seem pretty distracted.
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Nah, not really.
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Oh, well...
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What's that over there?
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What?
Where?
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Get her!
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Dagger Crystal
Heart Attack!
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Feel the love.
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I'm obligated
to warn you,
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I'm a green belt
with a stripe.
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Rainbow Blast!
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Narwhal Blast!
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Narwhal Blast!
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Narwhal blast.
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Well, uh, I should
probably be getting back.
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Kids ain't gonna fight
themselves, you know.
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Maybe I'll see you
around sometime.
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Hey, Marco, you can
handle this for a minute
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on your own, right?
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Oh, yeah, no problem.
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Cool, thanks!
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Wait...
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Oh, Miss Skullnick!
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What?
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See that monster
over there?
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He thinks you're cute.
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Really?
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Ooh, what should I do?
Wait right here.
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Hey there, Monster Guy.
See that troll over there?
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Star!
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Get him!
Get him!
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Hey, guys!
I think you forgot something.
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Get the wand!
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Turbo Nuclear
Butterfly Blast!
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Not again!
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Get up! Get up!
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Told you
I wasn't distract--
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Wait, did I just
kill that guy?
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No, he's not dead.
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He's probably just
bleeding internally
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and being a total
baby about it.
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Open--
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Get up you, dipsticks.
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MISS SKULLNICK:
Ooh, you're so muscle-y.
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So now that I hooked
you up, how about that "A"?
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Honey, please!
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I'd give you an "A plus"
if I was still a teacher.
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I'm setting sail
with Captain Triceps here.
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What about my "A"?
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Try studying.
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So anyway,
long story short,
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Skullnick ran off with
this weird man-bull-guy thing
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to another dimension.
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And now
she is gone forever!
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Star Butterfly rules!
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( cheering )
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Wow, Star,
that is so rad, girl.
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Thanks,
but actually it's Marco
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who deserves
all the credit.
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Really?
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That's awesome!
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Miss Skullnick?
He dumped me, I think.
I don't know.
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I couldn't understand
a word he was saying.
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Welcome back,
Skullzers.
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Get ready
for the worst pop quiz
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of your lives!
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TOGETHER: Oh, man.
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Sorry, Marco.
I didn't mean to embarrass
you in front of Jackie.
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Are you kidding?
That's the most
she's ever talked to me!
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Then that means
I'm even better
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at matchmaking
than I am with magic.
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My very first pep rally.
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I am so excited.
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When aren't
you excited?
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Shh.
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And now, Brittany Wong,
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who became head cheerleader
on her own
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and not because her dad
made a generous
donation to the school.
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TOGETHER:
Go, Echo Creek!
Let's try not to get beat!
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Go, Echo Creek!
Let's try not to get beat!
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Go, go, go, go, yeah!
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Make some noise
if you love
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the Awesome Opossums!
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I love opossums.
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They carry their babies
on their backs.
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You know she's talking
about our football team, right?
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We're going up against
the Warriors.
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Warriors?
Our rivals
from Silver Hill Prep.
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Every year
their team slaughters our guys.
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It's gonna be
a bloodbath.
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That's terrible!
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We must do something!
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Well, you could
join the Spirit Committee.
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Those kids are relentless
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when it comes
to supporting the team.
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Opossums!
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Relentless.
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What a great idea.
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We better pick up
some supplies.
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As fun as that sounds,
you can go without me.
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Okay.
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Hey, Sculzy, what's
your favorite weapon?
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Battle axe.
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And now,
our new mascot,
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that I never approved of,
the Awesome Opossum.
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All right!
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Come on, Opossum--
No.
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Where's
the real possum?
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Did the Warriors
steal it again?
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Those jerks.
Sadly, the real possum
wasn't playing possum.
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I hiss, I bite,
I shake my tail like that!
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Hey, that's Ferguson!
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He's our new mascot.
Oh, no!
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That means the Warriors
are gonna steal him!
265
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:54,940
Oh, that's silly.
266
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,074
The only thing
that's silly
267
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,276
is how the Warriors
are gonna look
268
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,144
when they try
to steal my friend!
269
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:12,991
So many brave young men,
so many tragic losses.
270
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,970
Alpha Team One,
commencing security sweep
271
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,104
for the Warriors, over.
272
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,878
Oh, Marco.
273
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:38,884
How can we prevent another
tragic loss to our team?
274
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:42,087
Well, if I knew
anything about football,
I'd use the element of surprise.
275
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:43,989
Of course,
of course, of course.
Surprise them.
276
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:45,958
Bring out
the kitty cat outfits.
Yes!
277
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,927
Maybe even throw
a couple of big bombs.
Bombs!
278
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,128
Yeah, I've got to go tell
that to the Spirit Committee.
279
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,129
Bye.
280
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,366
We have an all clear.
281
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,935
Move! Move! Move!
282
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,871
This is not
the respect a guy
283
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:01,240
in a possum suit deserves.
284
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,909
BRITTANY: Don't worry, Sabrina.
285
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,310
The spirit boys are gonna catch you.
286
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,879
Grow some pom-poms.
287
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,184
What the--
288
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,318
Do these explode?
289
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,123
Maybe we can set them
on fire.
290
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,927
We're kind of
in the middle of something.
291
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,196
You're the leader?
What's the plan?
292
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,966
This year,
we have a secret weapon.
293
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,134
We're gonna distract them
294
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:31,169
with our booty-shaking
dance moves.
295
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,339
Do you know
nothing of combat?
296
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,309
No Warrior's gonna be distracted
by Chandelle's booty.
297
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:40,345
What?
Lucky for you,
my mom assigned
298
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,081
the Royal Guards
as my babysitters.
299
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,983
You know
you've done it right,
300
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,885
when you hear the neck snap.
301
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,889
Yay!
302
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:54,359
I know
on planet Moo-ni,
303
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,961
or wherever
it is you're from,
304
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,030
it may be okay
to be stupid,
305
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:01,266
but no pesky magical foreigner
is gonna question my leadership.
306
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,102
You are officially banned
from the Spirit Committee.
307
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,905
Fine.
It looks like
it's all up to me.
308
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,975
Okay,
thanks for coming out.
309
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,243
Come back never!
310
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,845
Okay, if a Warrior
tries to kidnap you,
311
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,115
blow on this stranger
danger whistle.
This is ridiculous.
312
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,252
I just wanted to dress up like
a possum to pick up on ladies.
313
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,921
Hey, this whistle's
gonna save your life!
314
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,156
Put it in your mouth!
Do it!
315
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,223
No!
Blow it!
316
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,224
Never!
You get it away from me.
317
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,326
Let me hear you blow.
318
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,327
Get the whistle
away from me.
319
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:33,098
You guys ready to be
part of my kitty cat offense?
320
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,036
Oh, fine.
321
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:41,306
Then I guess we got
to do this the hard way.
322
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,307
Kitty!
323
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,113
I got you now!
324
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,153
Why can't I go home?
325
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,189
Dude, it's Taco Wednesday,
it's a day
326
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,157
we eat all the leftovers
from Taco Tuesday!
327
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,026
Because your house
would be the first place
328
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,095
the Warriors would look
when they try to kidnap you!
329
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,263
It kind of feels
like you're trying to kidnap me.
330
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,032
I'd watch that talk
331
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,967
if you ever want to see
your parents again!
332
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,035
STAR: Marco!
333
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,073
Hey, Marco, do you have
any highly flammable liquids?
334
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,009
I don't know.
Check the garage.
335
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:18,176
Cool.
Thanks.
336
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:22,247
All right--
Man, I bet I could
get a lot of action
337
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:23,315
if I had
a real prehensile tail.
338
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:24,916
Oh, yeah.
339
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,318
Hey, ladies,
you care for a drink?
340
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,294
Two, four, six,
eight, distract them
341
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,030
with our booty shake.
342
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,064
Oh, oh.
343
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:54,179
It's almost game
time and thanks to me,
344
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,214
no Warriors have even
gotten close to you.
345
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:01,887
Who's ready for a bloody,
bloody, bloodbath?
346
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,858
What's with that
crazed look in your eyes?
347
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:07,959
What do you mean?
348
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,194
Watch, Ferguson.
349
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,229
I need to talk
to Princess Cuckoo Pants.
350
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,234
FERGUSON: Stranger danger.
Stranger danger!
351
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,303
( whistling )
352
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:20,305
Okay, Star,
what are you up to?
353
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,074
Exactly what you said.
354
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,110
I booby-trapped
the battlefield.
355
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,311
What?
356
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:35,220
Star, the Warriors weren't
actually going to kill our team,
357
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,322
they were just gonna
beat them in football,
358
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,191
which is a game!
359
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,060
Oh...
360
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,287
Oh, no.
Everything's going
according to plan.
361
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,906
Let me guess,
the kitty cat offense?
362
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,210
We have to do something!
363
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,995
All right.
Dude, you're awesome!
364
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,030
Thanks, bro.
365
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,131
( screaming )
366
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,002
Marco!
367
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,303
No, no, no. No!
368
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:03,975
Mending Heart Hurricane!
369
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,920
Out of my way.
I'm too pretty to die.
370
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,896
Mending Heart Hurricane!
371
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:43,014
Nuclear Heart
Healing Hurricane!
372
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,923
Come on, fellas,
can't we discuss this
man to possum?
373
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,997
Hey, Marco, you were right,
374
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,932
they were trying to kidnap me!
375
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,301
Ferguson,
get off the field!
What?
376
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,303
I can't hear you through
all the explosions.
377
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,974
Ferguson!
378
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,041
No, buddy!
379
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,276
I'm sorry.
380
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,944
I failed you.
381
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,312
Look at me.
382
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,915
Dude!
I was just playing possum!
383
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:17,916
Huh?
384
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,251
It's what we do!
385
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:22,087
You're alive!
386
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:25,190
This is why you only
have two friends.
387
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,273
I really messed up.
388
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:43,942
You mean,
we really messed up.
389
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,911
I should have been
watching out for you.
390
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,980
Let's get out of here!
391
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,121
Hey, they just forfeited.
392
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,222
We win!
393
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,190
TOGETHER: Yeah!
394
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,267
Why do I have
this weird feeling
395
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,102
I'm forgetting something.
396
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:14,339
( screaming and cheering )
397
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:15,941
That was it.
398
00:21:47,189 --> 00:21:47,254
ninja! ♪
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