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Here's what you missed on Glee.
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Will's wife put the "Terri"
in "terrible relationship,"
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- so now she's his ex-wife.
- What is wrong with you?
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Kurt met this kid Blaine
who he really likes
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and he seems really nice,
but he sings in the Glee Club
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at another school.
They're called The Warblers.
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The Warblers are like rock stars.
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Kurt isn't liking his
own school at all, because
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Karofsky's been coming after him,
and nobody knows why.
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You can't punch the gay out of me
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any more than I can punch
the ignoramus out of you.
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Well, Kurt knows why,
but he hasn't told anyone.
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And that's what you missed on...
Glee!
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Morning, Sue.
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Oh, I'm gonna stop you right there.
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That's Principal Sue.
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What?
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Oh, you heard me right.
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My years-long quest for power
has finally bore fruit.
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Wait, what happened to Figgins?
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Well, you need to start
listening to the news, William.
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A particularly virulent
strain of monkey flu
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has arrived in Ohio from Borneo,
where it had been festering
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in a small clutch of loud,
bisexual primates,
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not unlike your very Glee Club.
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How...
How did Figgins get it?
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And that's what it
means to be an American.
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- I think I have a fever.
- Can it.
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Now.
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'Sup?
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So Figgins is sick.
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How does that make you principal?
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Well, through the blackmail
of prominent local politicians,
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I strong-armed some extraordinarily broad
clauses into my contract.
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My first order of business?
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Destroy the Glee Club.
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I... I thought we were friends.
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That got boring.
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Just one of the perks of
being a high school teacher:
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Constant exposure to illness.
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All right, guys, um...
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Time to start thinking
about song selections.
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I mean, I feel like I might have a fever,
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but it's important
that I power through it.
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Okay.
I definitely have a fever.
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Lookin' good, Puckerman.
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Someone's been eating their wheaties.
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These guns are fully loaded.
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Mr. Shue?
I, for one,
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think we should use our
set list for sectionals
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to start exploring the oeuvre
of one Bernadette Peters.
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Someday, I'm gonna go to
Paris and visit the oeuvre.
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I just want to dance.
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Mr. Schuester,
you look a little green.
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Um...
I think I'm gonna go see the nurse.
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But first I feel like I
should get you guys a sitter.
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At this point, it would be a good idea
to add any of your aromatics, like...
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We're going to cover the pan
until the clams open up...
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I can take care of myself.
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Is that why Mrs. Weiss
called me from next door?
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Because, according to her,
she's here morning and night.
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Lift your head up.
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You're making me feel worse.
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Oh, honey.
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I'm probably revealing too much,
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but I do still love you.
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And you have to admit,
no matter how toxic
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our marriage was,
I was really good
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at taking care of you when you were sick.
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That's because you like
me best when I'm weak.
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Maybe.
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I mean,
that's what my therapist says.
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You're seeing a therapist?
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And I'm medicating, too.
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Now roll over,
and pull your pants down,
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- because we're gonna take baby's temperature.
- No.
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But baby knows it's the only way
that we can get an accurate reading.
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Stop, Terri.
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I don't want to play sick baby with you.
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Now, get out of here.
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What are you doing?
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Singin' in the Rain.
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We were together sixteen years.
You think I don't remember
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what movie makes you feel
better when you're sick?
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Then they're not good,
so don't eat those.
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Just go ahead and discard those.
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And that is how you steam clams.
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I'm shaking.
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And it's either from
low blood sugar or rage.
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I knew it was only a matter of time
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before Rachel tried to
take over the Glee Club.
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Class, in Mr. Schuester's absence,
I'd like to go around and ask everyone
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what solos they'd like to
hear me perform at sectionals.
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All right, you know what?
Let me at her!
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We'll forget all about
it tonight at bowling.
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I can't.
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Blaine asked me to hang out.
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I've been looking forward to it all week.
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Wait.
Are you two going out?
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Because I think you need to come clean.
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What? No.
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I don't want another
Jessie/Rachel traitor scenario to overcome.
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Please, Mercedes. Mum's the word.
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We'd be happy for you.
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I mean,
we know how lonely you've been.
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All right, we just hang out.
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Nothing about Glee Club
even ever comes up.
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It's just nice to have someone to talk to.
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- What is that supposed to mean?
- I mean, someone like me.
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But I promise to make it up to you.
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We'll hang out Friday night.
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Excuse you.
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Whoa, whoa.
A couple more.
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Thanks.
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So what are we going to do about
Glee Club while Mr. Shue is sick?
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I have an idea.
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Have you met the new Spanish teacher?
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It's not easy being a substitute teacher.
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Kids feel like they get the day off.
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They'll goof off, egg your car, cut class,
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break into your car, throw spitballs,
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put an alligator in your car...
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And I don't even have a nice car.
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So I try to relate to the kids,
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listen to what they have to say,
make it fun for them.
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Lindsay Lohan es bien loca, ¿no?
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Because I'm the cure for the common class.
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Excuse me, Miss Holliday?
A word?
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I understand that you are subbing
for Mr. Schuester's Spanish class,
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and I was wondering if you
might not want to take over
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his Glee Club duties, as well.
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What makes you think I know
the first thing about Glee Club?
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You subbed for my English class last week.
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And you were extraordinary.
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♪ Conjunction junction,
what's your function? ♪
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♪ Hooking up words and
phrases and clauses. ♪
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♪ Conjunction junction,
what's your function? ♪
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♪ Hooking up cars and
making 'em function, ♪
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♪ Conjunction junction... ♪
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Are you on anything?
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'Cause this is trippy.
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You smell homeless, Brett.
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Homeless.
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Miss Holliday, we are floundering.
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Won't you please take over Glee Club?
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I thought you'd never ask.
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Yay!
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Muchas gracias.
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Dude, what are you doing?
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Kurt got us a substitute,
so I'm buttering the floor.
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But sectionals is, like,
two weeks from now.
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Hey, Gigantor.
We're all gonna swap names, yo.
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Um, did I hear something
about a substitute?
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Yes! It works!
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Well, at least I didn't
fall and break my talent.
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I'm fine.
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Oh, what the hell?
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Hola, clase.
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Nothing says "bienvenidos"
quite like a buttered floor.
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Let's start with some introductions.
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My name is Holly Holliday.
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What's yours?
Go.
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I'm Finn Hudson.
I'm quarterback of the football team.
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I'm Rachel Berry,
his loud, loud girlfriend.
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I'm Mike Chang.
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Those aren't your names.
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- You know why I know that?
- You're psychic?
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I know this because I recently watched
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a video of you guys
performing at regionals,
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where you came in last.
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Maybe it's because the songs
were about thirty years old, but...
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Those songs are classics.
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Those songs are amazing.
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But they sounded like somebody
else's favorite songs. Not yours.
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- Just sayin'.
- She speaks the truth.
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I'm not your average,
run-of-the-mill substitute teacher.
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I want you guys to do things
that you want to do.
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I want you to have fun in our fabulous
but fleeting time together.
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What do you say we have
class outside today?
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It's raining outside.
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Well, then let's take a
field trip to Taco Bell.
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Oh, yeah!
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Should we toke up some
medical-grade marijuana?
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I wish.
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Yes!
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- It's really hard not to like this woman.
- Okay...
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No.
We can't just goof off all day.
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We have to write a set
list for sectionals.
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You're right.
What songs would you like to do?
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Oh. Don't get asked that
question much, do we?
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Ms. Holliday is right.
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Mr. Schuester's set
list sometimes seems like
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he hasn't listened to
the radio since the '80s.
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He never listens to what I have to say.
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Mr. Shue, can we do that new
Cee-Lo song, "Forget You"?
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Uh, no.
Come on, guys,
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there's got to be a Journey
song we haven't done yet.
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Cee-Lo!
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Okay, excuse me?
What would you know about Cee-Lo?
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'Cause you're like, 40.
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Top 40, sweet cheeks.
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Hit it!
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♪ I see you driving 'round town ♪
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♪ with the guy I love,
and I'm like "Forget you!" ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
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♪ I guess the change in my pocket
wasn't enough. ♪
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♪ I'm like, "Forget you!" ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
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♪ And yeah, I'm sorry
I can't afford a Ferrari, ♪
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♪ but that don't mean
I can't get you there. ♪
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♪ I guess she's an Xbox
and I'm more an Atari. ♪
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♪ Mmm, but the way you
play your game ain't fair. ♪
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♪ I pity the fool
that falls in love with you. ♪
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♪ Ooh, she's a gold digger. ♪
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♪ Well... ♪
♪ Just thought you should know. ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
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♪ I got some news for you. ♪
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♪ Yeah, go run and tell
your little girlfriend. ♪
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♪ I see you driving 'round
town with the guy I love ♪
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♪ and I'm like, "Forget you!" ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
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♪ I guess the change in
my pocket wasn't enough. ♪
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♪ I'm like, "Forget you
and forget him, too!" ♪
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♪ Said if I was richer
I'd still be with ya. ♪
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♪ Huh, now ain't that some... ♪
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♪ Ain't that some... ♪
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♪ Although this pain's in my chest, ♪
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♪ I still wish you the
best with a "Forget you!" ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
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♪ Now, baby, baby, baby... ♪
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♪ Why'd you wanna
wanna hurt me so bad? ♪
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♪ So bad, so bad, so bad... ♪
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♪ I tried to tell my mama, ♪
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♪ but she told me,
"This is one for your dad." ♪
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♪ Your dad... ♪
♪ Yes, she did... ♪
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♪ Yes, she did... ♪
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♪ Why... ♪
♪ Uhh... ♪
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♪ Why... ♪
♪ Uhh... ♪
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♪ Why, baby, baby... ♪
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♪ Uhh... ♪
♪ I love you. ♪
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♪ I still love you, hey! ♪
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♪ I see you driving 'round
town with the guy I love ♪
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♪ and I'm like, "Forget you!" ♪
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♪ Forget you... ♪
♪ I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough. ♪
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♪ I'm like, "Forget you,
and forget him, too!" ♪
247
00:11:33,745 --> 00:11:35,779
♪ Oh, baby. ♪
♪ I said, if I was richer ♪
248
00:11:35,847 --> 00:11:38,419
♪ I'd still be with ya. ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪
249
00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:39,862
♪ Oh, now ain't that some... ♪
250
00:11:41,174 --> 00:11:43,451
♪ Although there's pain in my chest, ♪
251
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:45,989
♪ I still wish you the best ♪
♪ Wish you the best... ♪
252
00:11:46,057 --> 00:11:47,891
♪ with a "Forget you!" ♪
253
00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:49,726
♪ Ooh-hoo, hoo, hoo. ♪
254
00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:56,749
Let's go get some tacos!
255
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,926
Yeah! Yes!
256
00:11:59,863 --> 00:12:02,017
This is not up for discussion, fellas.
257
00:12:02,018 --> 00:12:05,883
You do not spray athlete's foot medicine
258
00:12:05,884 --> 00:12:09,213
in your teammates' eyes.
Come on!
259
00:12:11,590 --> 00:12:12,935
Can I help you, Sue?
260
00:12:12,936 --> 00:12:15,269
Principal Sue,
and I'm here to inform you
261
00:12:15,270 --> 00:12:17,300
that effective 4:00 P.M. today...
262
00:12:18,157 --> 00:12:21,479
The football team is
officially... disbanded.
263
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,353
Well, if you're cutting the football team,
264
00:12:23,354 --> 00:12:25,554
who are your Cheerios! going to cheer for?
265
00:12:30,193 --> 00:12:33,762
I will get back to you
on all of this later.
266
00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:42,284
No.
267
00:12:42,285 --> 00:12:44,201
Humiliation.
268
00:12:44,574 --> 00:12:46,460
Bested by the Beiste,
269
00:12:46,576 --> 00:12:49,778
less than 24 hours after my
plan to replace all chairs
270
00:12:49,846 --> 00:12:52,268
in the school with sharp
poles was thwarted...
271
00:12:52,269 --> 00:12:55,097
A resounding defeat in
my war against sitting.
272
00:12:55,611 --> 00:12:57,529
Reality is, I'm a champion,
273
00:12:57,530 --> 00:13:01,186
and once I get power, I do not let it go.
274
00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:03,419
I need a cause.
275
00:13:08,772 --> 00:13:10,062
That's it.
276
00:13:11,134 --> 00:13:13,836
Becky, get your fanny in here,
and bring your pad.
277
00:13:13,904 --> 00:13:15,346
Yes, Coach?
278
00:13:15,347 --> 00:13:16,831
Becky, take a memo.
279
00:13:17,574 --> 00:13:21,277
- I'm banning po-tater tots.
- Outstanding.
280
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,449
Mr. Shue, I'm so glad you're better.
281
00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:27,026
We can't win sectionals without you.
282
00:13:27,027 --> 00:13:29,790
Mike, I know. Now, I'm gonna
run through a number here,
283
00:13:29,791 --> 00:13:31,614
and after a bit,
I want you to join in, got it?
284
00:13:31,615 --> 00:13:33,199
- Got it.
- All right.
285
00:13:34,424 --> 00:13:36,659
♪ Though the world is full
of a number of things, ♪
286
00:13:36,726 --> 00:13:39,461
♪ I'm sure we should all
be as happy as... ♪
287
00:13:39,529 --> 00:13:41,096
♪ But are we?
No. ♪
288
00:13:41,164 --> 00:13:41,891
♪ Definitely no. ♪
289
00:13:41,892 --> 00:13:42,757
♪ Positively no. ♪
290
00:13:42,758 --> 00:13:44,771
♪ Decidedly no.
Uh-uh! ♪
291
00:13:47,871 --> 00:13:50,072
♪ Short people have long faces, ♪
292
00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:51,774
♪ and long people have short faces. ♪
293
00:13:51,841 --> 00:13:53,075
♪ Big people have little humor, ♪
294
00:13:53,143 --> 00:13:55,277
♪ and little people have no humor at all! ♪
295
00:13:55,551 --> 00:13:57,688
♪ And in the words of
that immortal God, ♪
296
00:13:57,689 --> 00:13:59,386
♪ Samuel J. Snodgrass, ♪
297
00:13:59,387 --> 00:14:02,551
♪ as he was about to be
lead to the guillotine... ♪
298
00:14:02,619 --> 00:14:05,487
♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh. ♪
299
00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:07,790
♪ Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? ♪
300
00:14:09,092 --> 00:14:12,161
♪ My dad said, "Be an actor, my son." ♪
301
00:14:12,229 --> 00:14:14,530
♪ "But be a comical one." ♪
302
00:14:14,598 --> 00:14:20,636
♪ "They'll be standing in lines
for those old honky-tonk monkeyshines." ♪
303
00:14:20,646 --> 00:14:24,021
♪ Now you could study Shakespeare
and be quite elite, ♪
304
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:27,042
♪ and you can charm the critics
and have nothin' to eat. ♪
305
00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:30,145
♪ Just slip on a banana peel,
the world's at your feet. ♪
306
00:14:30,213 --> 00:14:32,470
♪ Make 'em laugh,
make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh. ♪
307
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:35,580
♪ Make 'em...
Make 'em laugh. ♪
308
00:14:35,581 --> 00:14:38,487
♪ Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? ♪
309
00:14:38,702 --> 00:14:42,224
♪ My grandpa said,
"Go out and tell 'em a joke." ♪
310
00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:44,502
♪ "But give it plenty of hoke." ♪
311
00:14:44,503 --> 00:14:47,620
♪ Make 'em roar, make 'em scream. ♪
312
00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:51,000
♪ Take a fall, butt a wall, split a seam. ♪
313
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:53,702
♪ You start off by pretending
you're a dancer with grace. ♪
314
00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:56,672
♪ You wiggle till they're
giggling all over the place. ♪
315
00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:59,546
♪ And then you get a great
big custard pie in the face. ♪
316
00:14:59,547 --> 00:15:02,886
♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh,
make 'em laugh. ♪
317
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:29,569
♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh. ♪
318
00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:32,782
♪ Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? ♪
319
00:15:32,783 --> 00:15:35,611
♪ Ah ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha! ♪
320
00:15:35,679 --> 00:15:38,847
♪ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ♪
321
00:15:38,915 --> 00:15:41,717
♪ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... ♪
322
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,762
♪ Make 'em laugh! ♪
323
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,175
♪ Make 'em laugh! ♪
324
00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:52,478
♪ Make em laugh! ♪
325
00:15:54,196 --> 00:16:01,872
♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh,
make 'em laugh! ♪
326
00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:09,586
I don't understand who gave her
the authority to take over Glee Club.
327
00:16:13,966 --> 00:16:15,070
What?
328
00:16:15,093 --> 00:16:17,877
I was doing a fine job of
running Glee in your absence,
329
00:16:17,878 --> 00:16:20,456
and then Kurt, jealous,
asked her to take over.
330
00:16:20,523 --> 00:16:22,725
I'm not too worried about it, Rachel.
331
00:16:25,261 --> 00:16:27,318
I really appreciate your concern, but...
332
00:16:28,576 --> 00:16:30,966
I'm not worried about someone
coming in and usurping me.
333
00:16:31,034 --> 00:16:34,503
- You kids love me.
- Sue doesn't.
334
00:16:34,571 --> 00:16:35,680
You know what's so nice,
335
00:16:35,681 --> 00:16:37,800
is having someone fun at this school.
336
00:16:38,686 --> 00:16:40,946
- Mm. We're back.
- Okay.
337
00:16:41,052 --> 00:16:43,127
Oh, Hoarders is great, but...
338
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,864
Animal Hoarders is better.
339
00:16:46,904 --> 00:16:48,427
Hoarders and red wine.
340
00:16:48,428 --> 00:16:50,630
♪ I'm buzzed! ♪
341
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,529
You have to get well, Mr. Schuester,
342
00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:55,872
because every day
you're here, she's there,
343
00:16:55,873 --> 00:16:57,121
and it becomes more and more likely
344
00:16:57,122 --> 00:16:58,594
that she's going to start
running the Glee Club,
345
00:16:58,595 --> 00:17:00,548
and you're going to become the substitute.
346
00:17:09,539 --> 00:17:11,507
Oh, we have to get there early on Friday.
347
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,641
It's league night for little people,
348
00:17:12,709 --> 00:17:14,743
and they'll buy up all the small
shoes if they get there first.
349
00:17:14,811 --> 00:17:15,922
Oh, I totally forgot.
350
00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:18,280
Greg Evigan is starring in
Rent at the Community Playhouse,
351
00:17:18,281 --> 00:17:19,662
and Blaine got us tickets.
352
00:17:20,222 --> 00:17:22,004
"Us" as in all of us?
353
00:17:22,434 --> 00:17:24,253
I think he could only score two.
354
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,978
Wait. Where do you think
you're going with those?
355
00:17:33,979 --> 00:17:35,356
Principal Sue banned the tots.
356
00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,027
She can't do that!
357
00:17:37,028 --> 00:17:38,814
They look like deep-fried deer poop.
358
00:17:38,815 --> 00:17:40,076
Take it up with Principal Sue.
359
00:17:43,879 --> 00:17:44,682
We'll get you some... Some...
360
00:17:44,683 --> 00:17:45,872
- Ugh!
- Okay.
361
00:17:48,418 --> 00:17:49,681
Why did you take away our tots?
362
00:17:49,682 --> 00:17:51,285
You don't have an appointment.
363
00:17:53,081 --> 00:17:54,146
Jackee,
364
00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:57,443
I am like my idol,
Richard Milhous Nixon.
365
00:17:57,526 --> 00:18:00,422
Regarded in his time as petty,
corrupt and venal,
366
00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:03,992
he actually always had the best
interests of his people in mind.
367
00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:06,762
And also like Richard Nixon,
I'm obliged to inform you
368
00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:08,597
that this conversation is being recorded.
369
00:18:08,665 --> 00:18:10,666
I want my tots.
370
00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:13,469
Nutrition is abysmal at this school.
371
00:18:14,002 --> 00:18:14,880
You know what this is?
372
00:18:14,881 --> 00:18:16,641
- Toilet brush.
- It's broccoli.
373
00:18:16,642 --> 00:18:19,033
When I showed this to Brittany earlier,
she began to whimper,
374
00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:22,704
thinking I had cut down a small tree
where a family of gummy bears lived.
375
00:18:23,016 --> 00:18:25,447
I am declaring a war on junk food.
376
00:18:25,515 --> 00:18:27,683
I'm getting my tots back.
377
00:18:29,552 --> 00:18:31,220
Becky, that can't happen again.
378
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,248
Keep 'em out.
379
00:18:33,249 --> 00:18:34,944
Roger that.
Thank you, Coach.
380
00:18:37,677 --> 00:18:39,799
- Hey, Rachel.
- Hello, Miss Holliday.
381
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,508
I'd like you to know
382
00:18:40,509 --> 00:18:42,531
that I have a very severe
bruise on my right buttocks
383
00:18:42,532 --> 00:18:44,741
from your game of gangsta
rap musical chairs.
384
00:18:44,742 --> 00:18:47,388
I'll be going on record with
the school nurse later today.
385
00:18:47,389 --> 00:18:49,663
Rachel, you suck.
386
00:18:49,779 --> 00:18:52,495
Oh, my God,
you're like a total drag.
387
00:18:52,496 --> 00:18:54,546
- Has anyone ever told you that?
- I have.
388
00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:55,944
Oh, Puckerman, here are the answers
389
00:18:55,945 --> 00:18:58,000
to the pop quiz I'll be
giving in Spanish class later.
390
00:18:58,001 --> 00:18:59,856
It is so boring in there.
391
00:18:59,857 --> 00:19:01,560
- Thanks, Miss H.
- Righteous.
392
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,629
You know what?
Maybe I should be more like you.
393
00:19:05,630 --> 00:19:08,123
All fun, and just forget
about the consequences.
394
00:19:08,124 --> 00:19:09,562
Well, frankly, yes,
you should.
395
00:19:09,563 --> 00:19:10,791
I mean, at least sometimes.
396
00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:12,456
When was the last time
that you did something
397
00:19:12,457 --> 00:19:14,457
just because you thought
it would be a blast?
398
00:19:14,838 --> 00:19:16,126
Take Glee Club.
399
00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:18,537
I mean,
you have all these great ideas.
400
00:19:18,538 --> 00:19:20,562
When is the last time you
actually did one of them?
401
00:19:20,563 --> 00:19:23,504
Mr. Shue can be a little
tight-fisted with song selection, but
402
00:19:23,505 --> 00:19:25,894
I would like to do something
a little bit more upbeat
403
00:19:25,895 --> 00:19:27,977
and glamorous with a good dance beat.
404
00:19:27,978 --> 00:19:30,582
Sounds reasonable to me.
Have you asked?
405
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,273
Mr. Shuester,
I want to do more of an upbeat,
406
00:19:33,274 --> 00:19:35,472
glamorous song with a
really good dance beat.
407
00:19:35,473 --> 00:19:37,745
No, but I have good news.
408
00:19:37,903 --> 00:19:40,051
I found a Journey song
we haven't done yet.
409
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,420
Rachel, I used to be just like you,
410
00:19:42,421 --> 00:19:45,212
trying to get everything so right,
hanging on so tight.
411
00:19:45,338 --> 00:19:46,266
What happened?
412
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,671
I got punched in the face. Anyway,
413
00:19:48,672 --> 00:19:49,899
why don't you let me know the name
414
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:52,603
of this upbeat, glamorous
song with the nice dance beat,
415
00:19:52,604 --> 00:19:56,057
because, hot stuff,
you are doing it in Glee Club.
416
00:19:56,058 --> 00:19:58,824
I kind of need a partner
to do the song I wanted.
417
00:19:58,825 --> 00:20:00,723
I thought you'd never ask.
418
00:20:00,892 --> 00:20:02,419
That's kind of my catch phrase.
419
00:20:04,428 --> 00:20:05,631
So...
420
00:20:06,064 --> 00:20:07,300
What meds are you on?
421
00:20:07,778 --> 00:20:12,059
Um, antidepressants and
anti-anxiety when I need them.
422
00:20:15,585 --> 00:20:16,671
Are you happy?
423
00:20:17,219 --> 00:20:20,554
You know, I think I feel like
for the first time maybe I could be happy.
424
00:20:21,746 --> 00:20:22,948
How about you?
425
00:20:23,824 --> 00:20:24,947
- Happy?
- Yeah.
426
00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:28,278
If I'm gonna be honest,
427
00:20:28,742 --> 00:20:29,944
no.
428
00:20:31,068 --> 00:20:33,589
I still feel like I'm
searching for something.
429
00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:35,744
Here.
Some more.
430
00:20:37,054 --> 00:20:39,394
- There...
- Thanks, Terri.
431
00:20:41,294 --> 00:20:43,861
- Baby likes his soup.
- Oh.
432
00:20:43,929 --> 00:20:46,347
You know, I remember something
else that baby loves a lot.
433
00:20:51,402 --> 00:20:52,368
Okay.
434
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,899
Rubbing menthol.
435
00:21:00,247 --> 00:21:02,449
- I love that stuff.
- I know you do.
436
00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:04,972
Take your shirt off, lie on your stomach.
Come on.
437
00:21:06,363 --> 00:21:07,649
What? I'm not going to kill you.
438
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,817
- It'll make you feel better.
- All right.
439
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:14,708
Here.
440
00:21:19,951 --> 00:21:21,454
- Oh...
- Mm-hmm.
441
00:21:34,705 --> 00:21:35,843
Don't.
442
00:21:36,136 --> 00:21:37,230
Don't.
443
00:21:37,592 --> 00:21:39,012
I don't want to get you sick.
444
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,972
I don't care.
445
00:21:55,202 --> 00:21:56,693
Look at this crap.
446
00:21:56,694 --> 00:21:57,971
Foam fish sticks?
447
00:21:58,146 --> 00:22:00,848
Principal Sylvester's only
serving predigested food now
448
00:22:00,915 --> 00:22:02,282
to give us more energy.
449
00:22:02,350 --> 00:22:04,051
I mean,
do I look like a damn baby bird?
450
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:05,886
Don't fret your culinary disappointments.
451
00:22:05,954 --> 00:22:07,121
I come bearing gifts.
452
00:22:07,188 --> 00:22:08,288
You brought tots?
453
00:22:08,356 --> 00:22:09,823
Better.
I've set you up on a date.
454
00:22:09,891 --> 00:22:11,391
I get it.
455
00:22:11,459 --> 00:22:14,027
My new budding friendship with Blaine
is making you feel left out,
456
00:22:14,095 --> 00:22:15,662
- jealous.
- Who's the guy?
457
00:22:15,730 --> 00:22:17,390
Anthony Rashad.
458
00:22:20,769 --> 00:22:22,503
Why him?
459
00:22:22,570 --> 00:22:24,004
No reason.
460
00:22:24,072 --> 00:22:25,844
Oh, so it has nothing to do
with the fact that he's one of
461
00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:27,714
the five black guys at this school?
462
00:22:28,267 --> 00:22:30,817
Uh, no, he is a wide
receiver on the football team,
463
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,013
he is very good-looking,
464
00:22:33,081 --> 00:22:35,616
and he is a member of
the Black Student Union.
465
00:22:35,683 --> 00:22:37,017
Any non-black activities?
466
00:22:37,085 --> 00:22:39,820
I don't know...
My Google search was a little...
467
00:22:39,888 --> 00:22:40,854
I can't take this anymore.
468
00:22:40,922 --> 00:22:42,890
Mercedes, trust me, love is just
469
00:22:42,957 --> 00:22:45,659
- around the corner.
- What's up, homo?
470
00:22:45,727 --> 00:22:47,895
That's not what I'm talking about.
471
00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:57,271
Tots!
472
00:22:57,338 --> 00:22:58,572
Oh, my God!
473
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,507
Tots! Tots! Tots!
474
00:23:00,575 --> 00:23:02,042
Tots! Tots! Tots!
475
00:23:02,110 --> 00:23:03,610
Tots! Tots!
476
00:23:03,678 --> 00:23:06,680
Tots! Tots! Tots! Tots! Tots! Tots!
477
00:23:06,748 --> 00:23:09,416
So the tot wars have begun, Becky.
478
00:23:09,484 --> 00:23:14,388
♪ You can like the life you're living. ♪
479
00:23:14,455 --> 00:23:18,492
♪ You can live the life you like. ♪
480
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:24,498
♪ You can even marry Harry, ♪
481
00:23:24,566 --> 00:23:28,902
♪ but mess around with Ike. ♪
482
00:23:28,970 --> 00:23:30,938
♪ And that's good! ♪
483
00:23:31,005 --> 00:23:33,273
♪ lsn't it grand? ♪
484
00:23:33,341 --> 00:23:35,309
♪ lsn't it great? ♪
485
00:23:35,376 --> 00:23:37,744
♪ lsn't it swell? ♪
486
00:23:37,812 --> 00:23:40,180
♪ lsn't it fun? ♪
487
00:23:40,248 --> 00:23:41,548
♪ lsn't it? ♪
488
00:23:41,616 --> 00:23:46,720
♪ But nothing stays. ♪
489
00:23:46,788 --> 00:23:50,791
♪ ln fifty years or so, ♪
490
00:23:50,859 --> 00:23:54,928
♪ it's gonna change, you know. ♪
491
00:23:54,996 --> 00:24:07,574
♪ But, oh, it's heaven nowadays. ♪
492
00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:28,055
♪ And all... that... jazz... ♪
493
00:25:35,330 --> 00:25:36,630
Hey, buddy,
494
00:25:36,698 --> 00:25:38,332
You look terrible...
You should be home in bed.
495
00:25:38,399 --> 00:25:39,866
There's no reason for you to be here.
496
00:25:39,934 --> 00:25:41,635
Well, the kids need me.
497
00:25:41,703 --> 00:25:44,171
No, literally, there's no
reason for you to be here.
498
00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:46,974
The kids prefer the substitute,
and so do I.
499
00:25:47,041 --> 00:25:48,542
I got to be honest with you, Will.
500
00:25:48,609 --> 00:25:50,477
A lot of it's the hair thing.
501
00:25:50,545 --> 00:25:53,146
In fact, right now I'm
tempted to sell your scalp
502
00:25:53,214 --> 00:25:56,183
on the black market as a tiny,
full-length shearling coat
503
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:59,353
for only the most fashionable
of premature babies.
504
00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:03,390
Oh... I long for the day when Figgins
gets better and comes back.
505
00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:05,158
Well, that's not gonna happen.
506
00:26:05,226 --> 00:26:06,793
The school board has been just flooded
507
00:26:06,861 --> 00:26:09,963
with e-mails from parents
thrilled with my tough stance
508
00:26:10,031 --> 00:26:11,565
on healthy teen lunches.
509
00:26:11,632 --> 00:26:13,300
Figgins has been fired,
510
00:26:13,368 --> 00:26:15,635
and I've been formally
offered the position.
511
00:26:15,703 --> 00:26:20,640
So, why don't you go home,
rest, watch some TV, die.
512
00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:23,010
It doesn't matter...
'Cause you know what?
513
00:26:23,077 --> 00:26:26,480
As my first official act
as full-time principal,
514
00:26:26,547 --> 00:26:28,048
you are fired.
515
00:26:35,453 --> 00:26:37,365
I'm just saying that drunk people
who get married to someone
516
00:26:37,366 --> 00:26:39,312
they met an hour ago by
an Elvis impersonator...
517
00:26:39,313 --> 00:26:40,714
I mean, that's the
bigger insult to marriage
518
00:26:40,715 --> 00:26:42,587
- than two gay guys getting hitched.
- Totally. It's, like,
519
00:26:42,588 --> 00:26:45,426
if marriage is so sacred,
they should just outlaw divorce.
520
00:26:45,427 --> 00:26:46,643
- Right?
- Right. Right.
521
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:47,721
What do you think, Mercedes?
522
00:26:47,722 --> 00:26:49,416
Oh, about, uh,
"Don't ask, don't tell"?
523
00:26:49,417 --> 00:26:51,045
No, we're on Prop 8 now.
524
00:26:51,244 --> 00:26:53,912
- Totally for it.
- Against it.
525
00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:55,213
Right.
526
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:56,578
I'm sorry,
I kind of just blanked out.
527
00:26:56,579 --> 00:26:58,180
Oh, don't apologize...
We should talk about stuff
528
00:26:58,181 --> 00:26:59,751
that you're interested in, too.
529
00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:00,554
I know...
Let's play a game.
530
00:27:00,555 --> 00:27:01,606
Okay, on the count of three,
531
00:27:01,607 --> 00:27:03,788
name your favorite 2010 Vogue cover.
532
00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:06,458
Okay, ready?
One, two, three...
533
00:27:06,526 --> 00:27:08,560
- Marion Cotillard. Yes!
- Marion Cotillard. Oh, my God, stop it!
534
00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:09,928
- Yes, I know.
- She's amazing!
535
00:27:09,996 --> 00:27:11,396
- Amazing!
- Amazing!
536
00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,198
- Amazing.
- Gay!
537
00:27:13,266 --> 00:27:14,833
Gay! Gay. Gay, gay, gay.
538
00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:16,668
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.
539
00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:19,738
Oh, my gosh, I open my mouth
and a little purse falls out!
540
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:20,605
That's so gay.
541
00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:21,973
How did that get in there?
542
00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:22,941
Mercedes?
543
00:27:24,571 --> 00:27:26,684
- Mercedes?
- I was just talking
544
00:27:26,685 --> 00:27:29,307
about the Buckeyes...
I'm a college football fan.
545
00:27:29,308 --> 00:27:32,447
- I like sports, too, you know.
- Oh, way to break the stereotype.
546
00:27:32,515 --> 00:27:35,270
Excuse me.
I know it's not on your menu,
547
00:27:35,271 --> 00:27:36,685
but I was wondering if you guys had...
548
00:27:36,752 --> 00:27:38,086
You want some tots?
549
00:27:38,154 --> 00:27:40,121
You kids must go to McKinley.
550
00:27:41,324 --> 00:27:44,526
So, what were we talking about?
551
00:27:44,593 --> 00:27:47,285
Has anyone read Patti Lupone's new book?
552
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:54,226
- I'm kidding. Of course I have.
- You scared me so much there.
553
00:27:54,227 --> 00:27:55,205
I know, I was...
554
00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:58,175
Nice job, band dudes.
555
00:27:58,243 --> 00:28:01,044
It feels like the sun is shining in here.
556
00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:02,713
And the body's still warm.
557
00:28:02,780 --> 00:28:05,115
Hi. I'm Will Schuester,
558
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:07,484
and this is my choir room.
559
00:28:07,552 --> 00:28:09,453
I'm sorry we had to meet like this.
560
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,437
The kids really love you.
You must be a great teacher.
561
00:28:12,537 --> 00:28:14,409
You don't believe that...
If you did,
562
00:28:14,410 --> 00:28:15,994
you wouldn't have taken my job so easily.
563
00:28:16,018 --> 00:28:17,586
Guys, you want to take five?
564
00:28:19,355 --> 00:28:21,490
Okay, you want to have this
conversation, let's have it.
565
00:28:21,557 --> 00:28:23,825
You're a substitute...
Of course you can...
566
00:28:23,893 --> 00:28:26,261
Paint murals and let the
kids sing whatever they want.
567
00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:28,130
You're never around when they have to deal
568
00:28:28,197 --> 00:28:29,698
with the hangover of all that fun.
569
00:28:29,766 --> 00:28:32,868
16% of all high school
students dropped out last year.
570
00:28:32,935 --> 00:28:35,670
We can't just expect them
to sit up and pay attention.
571
00:28:35,738 --> 00:28:37,139
These kids feel special.
572
00:28:37,206 --> 00:28:39,908
They have a voice,
and if we don't listen to it,
573
00:28:39,976 --> 00:28:41,309
they just tune us out.
574
00:28:41,377 --> 00:28:43,078
I give my kids a voice.
575
00:28:43,146 --> 00:28:44,913
I just don't let it run free.
576
00:28:44,981 --> 00:28:46,882
I'm the teacher...
It's my job to know
577
00:28:46,949 --> 00:28:49,351
- more than they do.
- Right, but you don't know more
578
00:28:49,419 --> 00:28:51,753
about what they care about
the most... Themselves.
579
00:28:51,821 --> 00:28:55,023
These kids get bored,
they change their Facebook status.
580
00:28:55,091 --> 00:28:57,511
They're entitled to have
all of these emotions,
581
00:28:57,512 --> 00:29:00,228
and not only that, they're entitled
for the world to care about them.
582
00:29:00,296 --> 00:29:01,763
That's what this generation is about.
583
00:29:01,831 --> 00:29:04,032
A great teacher is
supposed to show them that
584
00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:05,901
there are other points
of view besides their own.
585
00:29:05,968 --> 00:29:07,602
Okay, fine.
What do you do when
586
00:29:07,670 --> 00:29:09,938
a kid does something
really great in your class?
587
00:29:10,006 --> 00:29:12,974
- Praise them.
- I tweet them about it right there and then,
588
00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:17,219
and for those thirty seconds, I know
that that kid has a connection with me.
589
00:29:20,983 --> 00:29:23,840
Look, it's... a terrible economy,
590
00:29:23,841 --> 00:29:26,494
and good teaching jobs
are hard enough to get,
591
00:29:26,495 --> 00:29:27,923
let alone one in the arts.
592
00:29:27,990 --> 00:29:29,658
I just...
593
00:29:29,725 --> 00:29:33,762
I'm sorry, but I...
I can't turn this opportunity down.
594
00:29:44,006 --> 00:29:47,075
You want to tell
Ms. Holliday why we're here?
595
00:29:47,143 --> 00:29:49,778
Remember when I asked
to be excused from class?
596
00:29:49,846 --> 00:29:51,813
May I be excused?
I'm gonna go shove some tots
597
00:29:51,881 --> 00:29:53,215
up the tailpipe of Coach Sylvester's car.
598
00:29:53,282 --> 00:29:55,250
Sure!
599
00:29:55,318 --> 00:29:57,953
I told her not to touch my tots.
600
00:29:58,020 --> 00:30:01,517
You did $17,000 worth of damage.
601
00:30:02,461 --> 00:30:05,794
I drive a very rare and
desirable automobile, ladies.
602
00:30:05,862 --> 00:30:08,396
Prized by collectors
for its peerless grace
603
00:30:08,464 --> 00:30:10,765
among vintage European sports cars,
604
00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:13,201
one out of seven in existence.
605
00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:15,403
The 1979 Lecar.
606
00:30:15,471 --> 00:30:16,872
You know how many hours it took
607
00:30:16,939 --> 00:30:19,307
to find a mechanic who
even knew what a Lecar was?
608
00:30:19,375 --> 00:30:20,775
She's your student.
609
00:30:20,843 --> 00:30:23,178
I would love to hear what
you suggest as punishment.
610
00:30:23,246 --> 00:30:26,381
I was gonna suggest clapping erasers,
611
00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:29,951
but you guys are mostly
dry-erase here, so...
612
00:30:30,019 --> 00:30:32,521
You know what you might
not find so funny, Mercedes,
613
00:30:32,588 --> 00:30:35,624
is that tampering with an
automobile's exhaust is a felony.
614
00:30:35,691 --> 00:30:37,626
And you can rest assured that I
615
00:30:37,693 --> 00:30:40,829
and my attorney, Gloria Allred,
will be pressing charges.
616
00:30:40,897 --> 00:30:42,264
So...
617
00:30:42,331 --> 00:30:44,332
Am I going to jail, or...
618
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,667
- Undetermined.
- Great.
619
00:30:45,735 --> 00:30:47,736
Get the hell out of my office.
620
00:30:52,708 --> 00:30:56,077
You have absolutely no idea
what you're doing, do you?
621
00:30:57,246 --> 00:30:59,681
No.
Not really.
622
00:30:59,749 --> 00:31:01,116
By the way, berets are out.
623
00:31:04,623 --> 00:31:06,924
Sorry for just coming over like this.
624
00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:09,660
I wanted to do this in person.
625
00:31:09,728 --> 00:31:12,063
Plus, I heard you have expensive beer.
626
00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:13,764
I'm glad you did.
And I do.
627
00:31:15,501 --> 00:31:17,235
Look, I was out of line before...
628
00:31:17,302 --> 00:31:19,370
you have every right to
teach however you want.
629
00:31:19,438 --> 00:31:21,572
And the fact is, the
kids clearly love you.
630
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,407
I'm a terrible teacher.
631
00:31:23,475 --> 00:31:25,877
Don't argue with me...
I know I am.
632
00:31:27,179 --> 00:31:29,480
Today...
633
00:31:29,548 --> 00:31:31,649
Mercedes got in trouble
634
00:31:31,717 --> 00:31:34,185
for shoving tots up
Sue Sylvester's tailpipe,
635
00:31:34,253 --> 00:31:36,521
and we were sitting in Sue's office,
636
00:31:36,588 --> 00:31:38,923
and Mercedes was looking at me like...
637
00:31:38,991 --> 00:31:41,159
And I just was totally lost.
638
00:31:41,226 --> 00:31:43,561
- What did... What did Sue do to her?
- Whatever. I don't know.
639
00:31:43,629 --> 00:31:45,329
She, like, suspended her or whatever.
640
00:31:45,397 --> 00:31:47,064
Oh! See?
641
00:31:47,132 --> 00:31:49,066
God, I do that every time!
642
00:31:49,134 --> 00:31:52,203
As soon as things get serious, I retreat.
643
00:31:52,271 --> 00:31:56,007
God, I... I didn't used
to be like this, you know?
644
00:31:56,074 --> 00:31:59,143
I...I...
I was... more like you.
645
00:31:59,211 --> 00:32:01,212
Spaulding High School, ten years ago.
646
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,613
Good morning, class.
647
00:32:02,681 --> 00:32:04,282
I was subbing for a math teacher.
648
00:32:04,349 --> 00:32:06,284
The syllabus says that
you're on algorithms,
649
00:32:06,351 --> 00:32:08,219
so let's start with some easy ones.
650
00:32:08,287 --> 00:32:09,954
Let's start with you kissing my ass!
651
00:32:10,022 --> 00:32:11,689
Her name was Cameo.
652
00:32:11,757 --> 00:32:13,691
She was like an attractive Biggie Smalls.
653
00:32:13,759 --> 00:32:15,626
- Okay, Miss...
- Cameo.
654
00:32:15,694 --> 00:32:20,131
Miss Cameo, do you find that algorithms
are hard for you to understand?
655
00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:21,599
Do you find my fist hard to understand?
656
00:32:21,667 --> 00:32:25,136
I have some really great tricks
that make them very easy to learn.
657
00:32:25,204 --> 00:32:27,605
Tricks? What are you,
some type of magician substitute?
658
00:32:27,673 --> 00:32:31,542
I'm a Christian, and that
devil magic stuff offends me!
659
00:32:31,610 --> 00:32:32,710
Cameo!
660
00:32:32,778 --> 00:32:34,912
I woke up in an empty classroom.
661
00:32:34,980 --> 00:32:37,682
They'd stolen my Air Jordans.
662
00:32:37,749 --> 00:32:40,751
From that moment, I realized
I got to keep things moving,
663
00:32:40,819 --> 00:32:42,787
I got to keep it mellow and fun.
664
00:32:42,854 --> 00:32:44,455
Yeah, to keep from
getting your butt kicked.
665
00:32:44,523 --> 00:32:46,591
And I do, in all ways.
666
00:32:46,658 --> 00:32:49,727
I never sign more than
a month-to-month lease.
667
00:32:49,795 --> 00:32:51,929
I only eat off paper plates.
668
00:32:51,997 --> 00:32:54,098
I live on one-night stands.
669
00:32:54,166 --> 00:32:57,969
Last year a guy asked me to marry him.
I moved.
670
00:32:59,972 --> 00:33:03,207
Sounds... lonely.
671
00:33:05,744 --> 00:33:07,678
Yeah.
672
00:33:07,746 --> 00:33:10,248
Well...
It works for me.
673
00:33:12,884 --> 00:33:14,719
But it doesn't work for those kids.
674
00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:15,987
I'm resigning.
675
00:33:20,192 --> 00:33:21,726
Wow, Will.
676
00:33:21,793 --> 00:33:23,494
- I mean, wow.
- What are you doing here?
677
00:33:23,562 --> 00:33:24,662
You should've called.
678
00:33:24,730 --> 00:33:26,364
I brought you some more soup.
679
00:33:26,431 --> 00:33:27,665
But I guess baby's feeling
680
00:33:27,733 --> 00:33:31,402
a lot better if he's healthy enough
to have a beer with a friend!
681
00:33:31,470 --> 00:33:33,004
No, no. I...
682
00:33:33,071 --> 00:33:35,039
Hi. I'm...
I'm Holly Holliday.
683
00:33:35,107 --> 00:33:37,575
Are you a porn star or a drag queen?
684
00:33:37,643 --> 00:33:39,243
I'm Terri Schuester, Will's wife.
685
00:33:39,311 --> 00:33:42,280
Wow.
Your wife's kind of a bitch.
686
00:33:42,347 --> 00:33:43,681
She's my ex-wife.
687
00:33:43,749 --> 00:33:45,750
And I have no idea what she's doing here.
688
00:33:45,817 --> 00:33:47,418
Do I have to remind you what went on here?
689
00:33:47,486 --> 00:33:48,986
Can we talk about this another time?
690
00:33:49,054 --> 00:33:50,688
Why, 'cause this is embarrassing
in front of your new girlfriend?
691
00:33:50,756 --> 00:33:52,757
Where has she been the past two days, huh?
692
00:33:52,824 --> 00:33:54,458
Okay, I'm just gonna go home.
693
00:33:54,526 --> 00:33:56,193
No.
694
00:33:56,261 --> 00:33:57,862
I'm sorry, Terri.
695
00:33:57,929 --> 00:33:59,497
Last night was a mistake.
696
00:33:59,564 --> 00:34:01,866
I knew it as soon as it happened.
697
00:34:01,933 --> 00:34:05,369
I was lonely and...
You were there.
698
00:34:05,437 --> 00:34:07,371
I... I am sorry.
699
00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:11,175
No, I'm...
Honey, I'm sorry.
700
00:34:11,243 --> 00:34:12,576
I just...
701
00:34:12,644 --> 00:34:16,881
I'm really out of control right now,
and... I'm gonna come back.
702
00:34:16,948 --> 00:34:18,316
Okay?
703
00:34:18,383 --> 00:34:19,784
- Terri.
- Yeah?
704
00:34:19,851 --> 00:34:21,252
Don't.
705
00:34:22,587 --> 00:34:24,088
Don't come back.
706
00:34:24,156 --> 00:34:26,957
This is your last chance, Will.
707
00:34:28,393 --> 00:34:30,094
It's never gonna happen again.
708
00:34:30,162 --> 00:34:32,596
If I leave now,
I'm never gonna come back.
709
00:34:34,733 --> 00:34:37,401
You're gonna regret this, Will.
710
00:34:37,469 --> 00:34:40,071
I swear to God,
you're gonna regret this.
711
00:34:44,476 --> 00:34:46,577
Are you okay?
712
00:34:46,645 --> 00:34:49,847
Tell me again about this
life with no consequences.
713
00:34:49,915 --> 00:34:51,582
It's kind of awesome.
714
00:34:54,682 --> 00:34:56,216
Psst!
715
00:34:56,814 --> 00:34:58,976
Look what I snuck in.
716
00:35:00,357 --> 00:35:02,083
My heart was racing.
717
00:35:02,516 --> 00:35:04,135
Are you out of your mind?!
718
00:35:04,136 --> 00:35:05,837
After what you did to Sue's Lecar?
719
00:35:05,905 --> 00:35:06,964
You're gonna end up in prison!
720
00:35:06,965 --> 00:35:09,474
So?
You know what they have in prison.
721
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:10,742
Tots.
722
00:35:10,810 --> 00:35:13,378
I'm not breaking it off with Blaine.
723
00:35:13,446 --> 00:35:14,613
I really like him.
724
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,896
You are substituting
food for love, Mercedes.
725
00:35:18,213 --> 00:35:21,637
And more importantly,
you're substituting me for a boyfriend.
726
00:35:22,532 --> 00:35:24,493
Look at me.
Two weeks ago,
727
00:35:24,494 --> 00:35:27,208
I thought there was no way I'd
ever find someone like Blaine.
728
00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:28,437
And there he was.
729
00:35:28,505 --> 00:35:30,606
You will find somebody.
730
00:35:30,927 --> 00:35:32,260
But until then,
731
00:35:32,328 --> 00:35:34,596
you just got to take care of yourself.
732
00:35:34,664 --> 00:35:37,098
And treat yourself with a little respect.
733
00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:40,235
You're right.
734
00:35:40,303 --> 00:35:42,337
I got to go.
735
00:35:42,405 --> 00:35:43,738
Where?
736
00:35:43,806 --> 00:35:46,308
I'm gonna go talk to that Anthony kid.
737
00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:49,811
First time I saw him,
I thought he was kind of cute.
738
00:35:49,879 --> 00:35:52,080
Maybe we have a shot.
739
00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,350
Question for you.
740
00:35:55,418 --> 00:35:57,519
You tell anyone else what happened?
741
00:35:57,587 --> 00:36:00,021
How you...
You kissed me?
742
00:36:00,089 --> 00:36:02,991
You kissed me, Karofsky,
and I understand
743
00:36:03,059 --> 00:36:04,931
how hard this is for you to deal with,
744
00:36:04,932 --> 00:36:06,361
so no,
I haven't told anyone.
745
00:36:06,429 --> 00:36:08,597
Good.
You keep it that way.
746
00:36:08,664 --> 00:36:10,565
'Cause if you do,
747
00:36:10,633 --> 00:36:13,168
I'm gonna kill you.
748
00:36:23,230 --> 00:36:26,547
So I guess this is where I grovel
to try to get my job back.
749
00:36:26,548 --> 00:36:28,782
No groveling necessary, William.
750
00:36:28,850 --> 00:36:31,018
I'm returning you to your position.
751
00:36:31,085 --> 00:36:33,687
You know, one of the marks
of a successful leader
752
00:36:33,755 --> 00:36:35,355
is appointing trusted lieutenants,
753
00:36:35,423 --> 00:36:38,824
and Ms. Holliday was
clearly not up to the job.
754
00:36:40,037 --> 00:36:42,205
You irritate me, William.
755
00:36:42,273 --> 00:36:45,575
You make the under-flaps
of my breasts burn,
756
00:36:45,643 --> 00:36:47,744
like when I used to rub
them with poison sumac.
757
00:36:47,811 --> 00:36:49,412
But your kids sure love you,
758
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,915
as evinced by the amount
of treacly blubbering
759
00:36:51,982 --> 00:36:54,117
I had to sit through.
760
00:36:54,185 --> 00:36:56,286
Mr. Shue's the only teacher
at this school who asks you
761
00:36:56,353 --> 00:36:58,288
how you're doing and actually
wants to hear an answer.
762
00:36:58,355 --> 00:37:01,558
Mr. Shue's the only teacher at this school
that ever really touched me.
763
00:37:01,625 --> 00:37:02,792
Besides Mr. Ryerson.
764
00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:04,894
He taught me how to tie my shoelaces.
765
00:37:04,962 --> 00:37:07,564
I used to think that I was the best thing
that happened to this school, but...
766
00:37:07,631 --> 00:37:09,399
I was wrong.
767
00:37:09,466 --> 00:37:11,367
Mr. Schuester is.
768
00:37:11,435 --> 00:37:13,703
Mr. Shue taught me the
second half of the alphabet.
769
00:37:13,771 --> 00:37:15,905
I stopped after "M" and "N."
770
00:37:15,973 --> 00:37:18,841
I felt they were too
similar and got frustrated.
771
00:37:18,909 --> 00:37:22,412
You know, William, one thing I learned
in my time as President...
772
00:37:22,479 --> 00:37:24,914
- Principal.
- You can't force public opinion.
773
00:37:24,982 --> 00:37:26,916
I pardoned you.
774
00:37:26,984 --> 00:37:29,152
Sometimes you got to give
the inmates what they want.
775
00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:31,054
You throw 'em a comb,
and hope they stop
776
00:37:31,121 --> 00:37:33,523
beating each other long enough
to whittle it into a shiv.
777
00:37:35,693 --> 00:37:37,393
Well, I am relieved.
778
00:37:37,461 --> 00:37:39,362
I sort of thought I'd been replaced.
779
00:37:39,430 --> 00:37:41,064
Aw, shut your gash, Nancy.
780
00:37:42,399 --> 00:37:45,071
And as a condition
of my not pressing charges,
781
00:37:45,095 --> 00:37:48,471
your Glee Club will return
my Lecar to mint condition.
782
00:37:48,539 --> 00:37:51,641
I suggest selling yourself
on Craigslist under the heading
783
00:37:51,709 --> 00:37:53,776
of "Men seeking men with butt-chins."
784
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,755
All right, all right,
thank you very much, guys.
785
00:38:05,823 --> 00:38:08,191
Please, please, sit down. Just...
786
00:38:08,259 --> 00:38:09,559
Thank you...
787
00:38:09,627 --> 00:38:12,128
For that and...
And for all the kind words
788
00:38:12,196 --> 00:38:13,663
you said about me to Sue.
789
00:38:15,266 --> 00:38:16,866
The feelings are mutual.
790
00:38:16,934 --> 00:38:18,635
Now, we got to get crackin', though.
791
00:38:18,702 --> 00:38:20,803
We lost a few days there,
and it's all gonna be
792
00:38:20,871 --> 00:38:22,505
about focus and hard work for the next
793
00:38:22,573 --> 00:38:24,574
- couple of days.
- I guess Ms. Holliday really is gone.
794
00:38:24,642 --> 00:38:26,743
I know you guys liked her,
and she was a lot of fun,
795
00:38:26,810 --> 00:38:28,745
but she and I both agreed
that this is what was best.
796
00:38:28,812 --> 00:38:29,794
Don't get us wrong, Mr. Shue,
797
00:38:29,795 --> 00:38:31,014
we always wanted you as our teacher.
798
00:38:31,081 --> 00:38:32,849
She was just kind of a nice break.
799
00:38:32,916 --> 00:38:33,750
She did loosen us up.
800
00:38:33,751 --> 00:38:35,618
And she actually had
some good ideas for a sub.
801
00:38:35,686 --> 00:38:37,820
Yeah.
I get it.
802
00:38:37,888 --> 00:38:39,589
And maybe we can, uh,
incorporate those...
803
00:38:39,657 --> 00:38:41,124
after sectionals.
804
00:38:41,191 --> 00:38:43,226
Now, when I'm sick,
805
00:38:43,294 --> 00:38:45,061
there is only one thing
that makes me feel better.
806
00:38:45,129 --> 00:38:46,496
Gin and juice.
807
00:38:46,563 --> 00:38:49,065
No.
Singin' in the Rain.
808
00:38:49,133 --> 00:38:51,968
I must've watched it, like,
ten times over the past three days.
809
00:38:52,036 --> 00:38:53,555
It's actually what
inspired me to try this out
810
00:38:53,556 --> 00:38:55,805
as a contender for our
first song at sectionals.
811
00:38:55,873 --> 00:38:57,240
When is the song from?
812
00:38:57,308 --> 00:38:59,542
Well, the movie opened in 1952.
813
00:39:01,045 --> 00:39:02,679
But... But... But it's...
But it's really timeless.
814
00:39:06,917 --> 00:39:09,852
Mary Todd Lincoln in the house!
815
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,689
My husband was probably gay,
and I'm bipolar,
816
00:39:12,756 --> 00:39:14,390
which makes me yell things like...
817
00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:17,727
"That teapot's spreading lies about me!"
818
00:39:17,795 --> 00:39:21,518
Or... "That can't be my baby,
because I don't love it!"
819
00:39:22,599 --> 00:39:24,934
Ms. Holliday,
can I talk to you for a sec?
820
00:39:25,002 --> 00:39:26,476
Sure.
821
00:39:26,677 --> 00:39:28,571
Guys, practice your bipolar rants, okay?
822
00:39:28,639 --> 00:39:31,441
See?
History can be fun!
823
00:39:31,508 --> 00:39:33,443
How are you holding up?
824
00:39:33,510 --> 00:39:34,677
Okay.
825
00:39:34,745 --> 00:39:37,309
I'm back to my itinerant ways, I guess.
826
00:39:38,415 --> 00:39:40,283
I do miss Glee Club, though.
827
00:39:40,351 --> 00:39:42,085
Well, as much as the kids like me,
828
00:39:42,152 --> 00:39:43,720
they sure do miss you.
829
00:39:43,787 --> 00:39:45,488
Which is why next time I'm sick,
830
00:39:45,556 --> 00:39:47,090
I'm requesting you as the Glee sub.
831
00:39:47,157 --> 00:39:49,058
Really?
832
00:39:49,126 --> 00:39:51,494
Mr. Schuester, that's so nice of you.
833
00:39:51,562 --> 00:39:54,797
It would be nice to feel like
a part of something, you know?
834
00:39:54,865 --> 00:39:57,166
I know.
835
00:39:57,234 --> 00:40:00,303
I actually need your help
with something else, though.
836
00:40:00,371 --> 00:40:03,110
See, I've been dying to
do Singin' in the Rain
837
00:40:03,122 --> 00:40:05,341
with the kids,
show them how great it is,
838
00:40:05,409 --> 00:40:07,810
- but they're convinced it's too old-fashioned.
- Mm.
839
00:40:07,878 --> 00:40:11,614
Would you mind helping me make
it a little more... modern?
840
00:40:13,350 --> 00:40:15,651
I thought you'd never ask.
841
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:18,187
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh. ♪
842
00:40:18,255 --> 00:40:20,022
♪ Yeah! Holly! ♪
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh. ♪
843
00:40:20,090 --> 00:40:21,824
♪ Good girl gone bad. ♪
844
00:40:21,892 --> 00:40:24,193
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh. ♪
♪ Take three. ♪
845
00:40:24,261 --> 00:40:26,062
♪ Action! Go! ♪
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh. ♪
846
00:40:26,130 --> 00:40:27,397
♪ You have my heart, ♪
847
00:40:27,464 --> 00:40:30,767
♪ and we'll never be
worlds apart. ♪
848
00:40:30,834 --> 00:40:32,902
♪ Maybe in magazines, ♪
849
00:40:32,970 --> 00:40:35,671
♪ But you'll still be my star, ♪
850
00:40:35,739 --> 00:40:38,808
♪ baby, 'cause in the dark ♪
851
00:40:38,876 --> 00:40:41,544
♪ you can't see shiny cars. ♪
852
00:40:41,612 --> 00:40:43,713
♪ And that's when you'll need me there. ♪
853
00:40:43,781 --> 00:40:46,983
♪ With you, I'll always share. ♪
854
00:40:47,050 --> 00:40:50,119
♪ 'Cause I'm... ♪
♪ I'm singin' in the rain. ♪
855
00:40:50,187 --> 00:40:52,355
♪ We'll shine together. ♪
♪ Just singin' in the rain. ♪
856
00:40:52,423 --> 00:40:56,192
♪ What a glorious feelin'. ♪
♪ Be here forever. ♪
857
00:40:56,260 --> 00:40:58,928
♪ I'm happy again. ♪
♪ Be your friend. ♪
858
00:40:58,996 --> 00:41:01,264
♪ Stick it out till the end. ♪
♪ I'm laughing at clouds. ♪
859
00:41:01,331 --> 00:41:03,065
♪ More than ever. ♪
♪ So dark up above. ♪
860
00:41:03,133 --> 00:41:04,734
♪ Still have each other. ♪
♪ I'm singin'... ♪
861
00:41:04,802 --> 00:41:07,537
♪ Singin' in the rain. ♪
862
00:41:07,604 --> 00:41:13,318
♪ You can stand under my umbrella,
ella, ella, ay, ay, ay... ♪
863
00:41:13,342 --> 00:41:17,079
♪ Under my umbrella,
ella, ella... ♪
864
00:41:17,147 --> 00:41:20,016
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay... ♪
865
00:41:20,083 --> 00:41:21,617
♪ These fancy things ♪
866
00:41:21,685 --> 00:41:23,686
♪ will never come in between. ♪
867
00:41:23,754 --> 00:41:26,856
♪ You're part of my entity. ♪
868
00:41:26,924 --> 00:41:30,293
♪ Here for infinity. ♪
869
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,062
♪ When the world has took its part, ♪
870
00:41:33,130 --> 00:41:35,331
♪ when the world has dealt its cards, ♪
871
00:41:35,399 --> 00:41:37,934
♪ lf the hand is hard, ♪
872
00:41:38,001 --> 00:41:41,437
♪ together we'll mend your heart. ♪
873
00:41:41,505 --> 00:41:43,940
♪ 'Cause I'm singin' in the rain. ♪
874
00:41:44,007 --> 00:41:46,442
♪ We'll shine together. ♪
♪ Just singin' in the rain. ♪
875
00:41:46,457 --> 00:41:49,545
♪ What a glorious feelin'. ♪
♪ Be here forever. ♪
876
00:41:49,563 --> 00:41:52,897
♪ I'm happy again. ♪
♪ Stick it out till the end. ♪
877
00:41:52,908 --> 00:41:57,077
♪ I'm laughing at clouds. So dark up above. ♪
♪ More than ever. ♪
878
00:41:57,094 --> 00:42:01,350
♪ Still have each other. ♪
♪ I'm singin'... Singin' in the rain. ♪
879
00:42:01,374 --> 00:42:05,425
♪ You can stand under
my umbrella, ella, ella... ♪
880
00:42:05,442 --> 00:42:09,933
♪ Ay, ay, ay. Under my umbrella, ella, ella... ♪
♪ Just singin' in the rain. I'm singin'. ♪
881
00:42:09,956 --> 00:42:13,836
♪ Singin' in the rain. ♪
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay... ♪
882
00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:18,441
♪ It's rainin', rainin'.
Ooh, babe, it's rainin', rainin'. ♪
883
00:42:18,463 --> 00:42:21,774
♪ Baby, come here to me. ♪
884
00:42:21,786 --> 00:42:24,792
♪ Come here to me. ♪
885
00:42:24,804 --> 00:42:29,947
♪ I'm singin' in the rain. Just singin' in the rain. ♪
♪ Oh, babe, it's rainin', rainin'. ♪
886
00:42:29,962 --> 00:42:32,557
♪ Come here to me. ♪
♪ The sun's in my heart, ♪
887
00:42:32,568 --> 00:42:36,420
♪ and I'm ready for love. ♪
♪ My umbrella... ♪
888
00:42:36,443 --> 00:42:39,094
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay...
My umbrella... ♪
889
00:42:39,118 --> 00:42:41,818
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay...
My umbrella... ♪
890
00:42:41,830 --> 00:42:44,589
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay...
My umbrella... ♪
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