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Good morning.
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No, great morning.
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Ooh! Look at you all cheery!
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Did you have whiskey in your coffee too?
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Uh, so do you remember
when Josh told me that
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Well, I'm not anymore.
You wanna know why?
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One moment.
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Ah. Okay, lay it on me.
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Well, because I'm back
on the market, Yolanda.
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I signed up for this new dating app
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called "What's Cookin'?"
for single foodies like me,
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and 48 guys already
sent me a hot pepper.
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Ooh!
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Show me the biggest one.
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No. Yolanda, a hot pepper is like
a wink, and I got tons of 'em.
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Oh, I get it. That's how you know
they wanna get jalape�o business.
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Exactly, and that's when I
realized enough about Josh.
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See?
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Ooh, he's cute.
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His name's Conrad. He's six-one, he
has a successful clothing business,
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and he's taking me to
a new tapas bar tonight.
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A topless bar on the first date?!
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No. Tapas.
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Conrad is looking for commitment, unlike
other people who live in this penthouse.
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Ladies, by midnight tonight,
we are all gonna be filthy rich!
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Uh-oh. What'd you do?
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Everyone at Soul Spin was talking about
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the Mega Ball Jackpot,
and the drawing's tonight,
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so I thought should
all go in on a ticket.
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Oh, I'm sorry, but according
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to my gamblers anonymous rules,
I'm not allowed to participate.
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Well, it's up to $500 million.
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Well, good thing it's anonymous!
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Are you doing the Mega Ball? I'm in.
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I'll take number three.
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That's how many months
before Alan and I go broke.
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They raised the rent on the
karaoke bar and he lost the lease.
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- That's what I asked.
- Does he have any other skills?
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That’s what I asked.
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Poor Alan. Is he okay?
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That's what I didn't ask.
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No wonder he's mad at me!
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Oh, my God, I am so loving today.
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I am so over Josh, I have
a really hot date tonight,
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and we're gonna win the lottery.
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What are you doing?
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I am de-Kaminski-ing our apartment.
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Anything Josh has given
me, I am throwing away.
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Oh, like this electric fork that
automatically twirls your spaghetti up.
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I love that fork.
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Well, get over it! It's gone!
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So do I look cute for my
date? Like hot pepper cute?
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You look amazing, but, uh...
didn't Josh buy you that jacket?
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Oh, good catch!
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And, uh, what about
the car he bought ya?
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Let's not go crazy.
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Hey, what's all that for?
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Well, Elliot and Yolanda
are coming over tonight
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to watch the Mega Ball
Lottery numbers being drawn,
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and I just bought our winning ticket.
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I, uh, might invite Conrad
back with me to watch.
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Then you'll never know if he
likes you for you of your money.
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Oh, my God, it's him.
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All right, have fun. I'm
gonna go put on a sports bra
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so when we win and I jump up and
down, my boobs don't go flyin'!
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- Hi.
- Hi, I'm Conrad.
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And wow, do you look
better than your picture.
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Oh, thank you.
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I'm really excited to go to that
tapas bar you were talking about.
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Oh, it just started to rain.
You better put on a jacket.
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Oh. Okay. Thanks.
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it's the only time I'll be
asking you to put on clothes.
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So, Josh, in our last appointment,
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we talked about you
letting Gabi start dating.
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How'd that go?
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I mean, I want her to be happy,
but I want her to be happy with me.
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Is it hot in here?
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That's your follow-up
question at 300 bucks an hour?
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- Josh?
- Hm?
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Are you staring at me?
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No.
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- Mm-mm.
- It's not a crime to look at my body.
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Is it a crime to touch it?
I'm kidding! I am so kidding.
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- Which part would you like to touch?
- Can I pick two?
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What's happening?
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What is happening?
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This is so happening.
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Oh, God.
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Josh!
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Oh... Oh, my God.
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Oh, it was a dream.
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Well, speaking of dreams,
you made mine come true.
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Thank you so much for
letting me redo your office.
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What?
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Wait, you mean Elliot didn't tell you
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about how they raised the
rent on my karaoke bar,
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"Me Sing? I Could Never. Okay."
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And now I'm pursuing my
passion for interior design,
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which my first project
is to redo your office
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This is so embarrassing.
I'm horrified...
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like you must be every time you
walk into this hellhole of an office.
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You okay?
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Alan... have you ever been in therapy?
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Better question is have I
ever been out of therapy.
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Okay. I want to talk
to you about something,
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but you have to promise not
to say anything to anyone.
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Nothing leaves this room...
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I've had sex dreams about
my mother, my rabbi, you,
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and that was all in one dream.
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commitment issues with Gabi.
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Gabi's the one I want. I don't want
to start falling for Dr. Rounds.
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Oh, bubala please.
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You're not falling for her.
It's called transference.
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Your feelings for Gabi are
being projected onto your doctor.
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It's all part of the process.
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- It is?
- Yes.
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It's totally natural.
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Unlike this laminate flooring,
which, hello, you're a millionaire.
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So what do I do about it?
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This is the whole reason
you're paying a therapist.
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You have to tell her about your dream.
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- Oh, it's so embarrassing.
- Joshua.
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Fine, I'll tell her.
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And anything you want to tell me?
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You're hired.
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What? Me design? I could never. Okay.
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Gabi, tonight was amazing.
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You're amazing. I'm amazing.
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Yes, so many things are amazing.
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Well, good night.
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I know what that's code for.
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"Break me off a piece of that Conrad."
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No. No codes here. Good night.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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What are you doin'?
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Coming in for a "drink."
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And just so you know, I'm not one of
those guys who ditches right after.
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I'm a primo cuddler.
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You'll find that out soon, Little Spoon.
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Ew. Enough, okay?
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I've been trying to be nice, but
you're gross. You need to leave.
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Wait, you're rejecting me?
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That soup you sent back for
being too cold was gazpacho!
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I bet you just go on every
dating website there is.
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Uh, yeah. It's called
a numbers game, dummy.
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- See you never!
- See you never-er!
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Oh, my God, I could scream!
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- What? What? What? What?!
- We just won!
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Oh, my God, we won $500 million?
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No! We only got five of the numbers!
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So why are we jumping?!
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Because we still won $500,000!
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So where's the ticket?
Get the freaking ticket!
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Relax, okay? It's right... here.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God!
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and now the jacket's not here!
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The jacket's not here!
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because what happened was I
was going on my date with Conrad
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and that's why I'm wearing
it... a-right... a-now.
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I'm not wearing it, am I?
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Okay, Conrad's still not picking
up and his voice mail's full.
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I hate you. Everybody hates
you. This is all your fault.
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Okay, yes, I left the jacket in his car.
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But in my defense, who hides
a lottery ticket in a jacket?
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Who wears a jean jacket
on a first date, Reba?
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I just found the u-ugliest
jacket I could find!
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Listen, this is not my fault, okay?
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You know whose fault it is? Josh's. If
he didn't have his commitment issues,
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which forced me to start dating,
I never would have met Conrad
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and I never would have had to wear
Sofia's ugly jacket. Boom! Josh's fault!
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It's not my fault! It's
called transference!
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Did Alan say some...
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thing? What you guys talking about?
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Somebody lost a lottery ticket.
What are you talking about?
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Breakfast.
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I want to have breakfast in my office.
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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
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Drop the scone and pick up your phone.
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Okay, fine. But I don't know why
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Hey, I got your 40 messages.
What's up, Desperate?
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I can't do this. I hate
him. I hate him. Okay, fine.
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Hey, Conrad.
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It turns out I... I'm down
for that... primo cuddle.
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So, why don't you drive here
in your car and do that now?
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Sorry, Little Spoon,
I'm still in my PJs.
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But I would be willing to let
you make me dinner tonight.
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And since we're both foodies,
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I'll bring you Conrad's famous cannoli.
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Oh, okay. You make cannoli?
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Nope.
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Wow.
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That is some storm out there, huh?
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Josh, that's the third
time you've said that.
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In your message, you said
you really needed to talk
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and asked me to squeeze you in.
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I never said anything
about squeezing anything.
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- Josh.
- Fine.
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I had... a dream...
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that was...
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sexual in nature, involving sex.
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Huh. Was anyone else in it?
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There was, there was, there was a woman.
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And the woman who it was was...
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I'm sorry. It only rings through
if it's an emergency. Just a moment.
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Hello?
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What?
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Oh, my God! I am on my way.
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I am sorry. I have to get
to the animal hospital.
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Damn it.
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Um, hey, you... you can't drive
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like this. Okay? I'll take you.
It's raining cats and dogs out there.
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I am so sorry.
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Sexy! Perfect diversion! He won't
be able to keep his eyes off of you.
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Well, as long as he can
keep his hands off of me.
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Yeah, well, just keep
picturing $500,000.
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and get into his car to get
the jacket before I kill...
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Conrad!
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Hey, doll. I knew you'd
come crawling back.
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- Yes, you are.
- Ha ha, that tickles.
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Hello, Conrad. I'm Sofia, the
roommate. Can I take your jacket?
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And the clothes are coming off already.
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Okay, well, you two have fun.
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Ew, licorice.
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So, Conrad...
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can I get you anything?
Um, beer, wine, or...
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we could just do shots
till you pass out.
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Trying to get me drunk.
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I know that game.
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You wanna kiss me, don't you?
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I don't...
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wanna rush it.
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No, I'm the kind of girl that
likes to get to know a guy first.
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I'm 28, I run an online clothing
store, and I love Billy Joel.
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Let's do this.
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Oh, damn it.
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Problem, babe?
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Uh, no. No problem.
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It's just that I borrowed
my roommate's jacket
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for our date last night
and now she can't find it.
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Oh, you left it in my car.
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But it's not in your car. Probably.
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That's right. I brought
it up to my place.
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But here's a plan.
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You can get it on our third date...
296
00:14:31,013 --> 00:14:33,005
so you don't get cold the next morning.
297
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,424
Can't wait for that.
298
00:14:36,093 --> 00:14:38,038
So where do you live exactly?
299
00:14:38,515 --> 00:14:40,690
Okay, this is Conrad's place.
300
00:14:40,692 --> 00:14:43,272
Yolanda, you guard the door,
Elliot, you watch out for neighbors.
301
00:14:43,274 --> 00:14:44,891
- I'll get the jacket.
- Oh, screw that.
302
00:14:44,893 --> 00:14:46,299
We're coming in to help you look.
303
00:14:46,313 --> 00:14:49,110
Yolanda, it's a jean jacket.
How hard can it be to find?
304
00:14:53,341 --> 00:14:54,744
Oh, my damn.
305
00:14:55,484 --> 00:14:56,748
Oh, my denim.
306
00:15:00,387 --> 00:15:03,409
So, you wanna do it "Lady
and the Tramp" style?
307
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:08,252
Oh, you mean, like, each taking the
ends of the spaghetti in our mouths?
311
00:15:26,244 --> 00:15:27,784
Hey, Michael.
314
00:15:36,694 --> 00:15:38,644
Oh, my God! Look at this!
315
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,452
Hold on. I think Elliot
might have found it.
316
00:15:44,453 --> 00:15:47,172
Subtly studded with breakaway sleeves.
317
00:15:48,504 --> 00:15:50,736
Viola! It's a vest!
318
00:15:51,187 --> 00:15:52,731
I can't quit it.
319
00:15:53,863 --> 00:15:57,566
Oh, let me see those. Thank you.
320
00:15:57,568 --> 00:15:59,690
Find! The! Jacket! Fool!
321
00:16:01,258 --> 00:16:03,369
Okay, well, hurry. Please hurry.
322
00:16:06,129 --> 00:16:07,541
Is there a problem?
323
00:16:07,543 --> 00:16:11,132
Oh, no. My friend is just
having a little trouble.
324
00:16:11,134 --> 00:16:14,008
Finding this?
325
00:16:20,241 --> 00:16:22,979
I can't believe Sigmund's
still in surgery.
326
00:16:23,258 --> 00:16:25,785
Look, I know it's hard, but
you should really try to relax.
327
00:16:26,077 --> 00:16:28,283
Hey! Usually it's you saying that to me.
328
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:34,161
I know it's clich�,
but he's my best friend.
330
00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:39,205
If we continued with your session.
331
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,719
Right here, right now?
332
00:16:42,721 --> 00:16:45,143
It would help me focus on
something other than Sigmund.
333
00:16:45,498 --> 00:16:47,737
- Please?
- Okay.
334
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:50,778
So...
335
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,689
like I was saying,
I've been having this...
336
00:16:53,691 --> 00:16:56,099
sexual dream about...
337
00:16:56,101 --> 00:16:57,318
I'm sorry!
338
00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:05,309
Thank you.
339
00:17:07,973 --> 00:17:10,361
Oh, my God, you had that
ticket the whole time?!
340
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,768
Why didn't you just go cash
it?! Why would you make me sit
341
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,611
through this whole night
with you with your gross
342
00:17:14,613 --> 00:17:16,674
come-ons and your sleazy innuendos
343
00:17:16,676 --> 00:17:19,896
and your fog of Euro-trash body spray?!
344
00:17:22,316 --> 00:17:25,247
Gabi, Gabi, Gabi. I did it for this.
345
00:17:25,249 --> 00:17:27,916
- For what?!
- To watch you squirm.
346
00:17:27,918 --> 00:17:32,353
I liked you, Gabi. I liked you
a lot and you threw it all away.
348
00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:36,569
Hasta la bye-bye.
349
00:17:36,571 --> 00:17:39,039
No, no, no. Hey, hey! No! You're
not leaving with that ticket.
350
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:41,788
Oh, you're gonna stop
me? You and what army?
351
00:17:43,199 --> 00:17:45,685
- Where is it?
- Give us our ticket.
352
00:17:47,106 --> 00:17:49,896
Let me ask you something, buddy.
353
00:17:50,272 --> 00:17:51,614
Does this come in white?
354
00:17:52,725 --> 00:17:54,419
Everybody back off!
355
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,687
There's no way any of you
are getting this ticket.
356
00:17:56,689 --> 00:17:58,845
And there is no way
I'd ever choke you out,
357
00:17:58,847 --> 00:18:01,490
wrap you in a shower curtain,
and dump you in the East Bay.
358
00:18:04,508 --> 00:18:06,924
Fine. You want it?
359
00:18:07,555 --> 00:18:08,933
Come and get it.
360
00:18:11,336 --> 00:18:12,657
I'm out.
361
00:18:14,685 --> 00:18:16,291
I'm in. Ladies.
362
00:18:22,066 --> 00:18:24,720
Run, Elliot! Work those stubby...
363
00:18:25,019 --> 00:18:27,345
You're never getting
this ticket from my hands!
364
00:18:27,479 --> 00:18:29,937
- Never! Oh!
- Oh, no?
368
00:18:35,793 --> 00:18:39,369
Nooooo!
369
00:18:42,383 --> 00:18:46,019
So this ticket is gone forever,
370
00:18:46,021 --> 00:18:48,957
and yet Conrad came out
relatively unscathed.
372
00:18:52,323 --> 00:18:54,465
Well, looks like Conrad is doing better.
373
00:18:54,612 --> 00:18:57,662
He just sent me a picture of
him high-fouring the nurse.
375
00:19:00,936 --> 00:19:02,616
to reflect on what happened tonight?
377
00:19:06,203 --> 00:19:09,201
and then the chances of
lightning striking that ticket
378
00:19:09,203 --> 00:19:11,191
are, like, one in a kajillion,
379
00:19:11,336 --> 00:19:13,539
but both of those things
happening at the same time,
380
00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:15,747
that will never happen again.
381
00:19:15,749 --> 00:19:17,336
Exactly.
382
00:19:18,085 --> 00:19:19,549
Do you know what that means?
383
00:19:20,258 --> 00:19:21,913
That I'm not getting a boat.
384
00:19:23,186 --> 00:19:25,779
No, that lighting doesn't strike twice,
385
00:19:25,781 --> 00:19:28,236
and there aren't a
million Joshes in the sea.
386
00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:31,137
Sofia, I'm not dating anymore.
387
00:19:31,405 --> 00:19:33,516
Okay? I'm waiting for Josh.
388
00:19:33,518 --> 00:19:35,335
I don't care how long it takes.
389
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,575
He's my one in a million.
390
00:19:45,336 --> 00:19:47,283
- Jessica Rounds?
- That's me.
391
00:19:48,244 --> 00:19:49,971
- How is he?
- He's out of surgery.
392
00:19:49,973 --> 00:19:52,495
A couple of broken bones,
but he's gonna be just fine.
393
00:19:52,497 --> 00:19:53,745
Oh, thank God!
394
00:19:56,299 --> 00:19:58,505
Thank you so much for
being there for me.
395
00:20:19,464 --> 00:20:22,132
I'm really sorry you didn't
get that lottery ticket.
396
00:20:22,845 --> 00:20:25,259
We just could have
really used the money.
397
00:20:25,673 --> 00:20:28,371
Thank God you found your
calling in interior design.
398
00:20:28,406 --> 00:20:31,788
Uh, my little calling...
huh, I should've hung up.
399
00:20:32,043 --> 00:20:33,643
It's a disaster.
400
00:20:33,645 --> 00:20:35,779
What do you think about
me becoming a therapist?
401
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:39,591
Stop it. I bet it's
gorgeous. Let me be the judge.
402
00:20:41,401 --> 00:20:44,265
You're gonna make an amazing therapist!
403
00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:47,955
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