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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,850 --> 00:00:04,958 [Music] 2 00:00:19,809 --> 00:00:24,949 hey Erin its Sloan sensor I was calling 3 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:27,618 to check on the arrangements for the 4 00:00:24,949 --> 00:00:30,169 snow angel premiere party Sloan darling 5 00:00:27,618 --> 00:00:33,229 it's going to be exquisite Valhalla 6 00:00:30,170 --> 00:00:35,989 we're going to have 100 white doves 7 00:00:33,229 --> 00:00:38,089 preset in cages over the entrance so 8 00:00:35,988 --> 00:00:41,058 when Kaitlyn Quinn arrives release them 9 00:00:38,090 --> 00:00:45,850 picture the snow angels with all those 10 00:00:41,058 --> 00:00:49,759 gorgeous white birds swooping around Wow 11 00:00:45,850 --> 00:00:51,469 now just one question cute what happens 12 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:54,109 when you stick those birds next to hot 13 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:56,210 lights for a couple of hours hmm they 14 00:00:54,109 --> 00:00:58,039 die brain trust it's like sticking them 15 00:00:56,210 --> 00:00:59,750 in a rotisserie do you want a hundred 16 00:00:58,039 --> 00:01:02,299 charred roasted bird plummeting down on 17 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:04,399 the star of our movie no getting game 18 00:01:02,299 --> 00:01:06,319 damn right you did now you have exactly 19 00:01:04,399 --> 00:01:09,849 one hour to call me back with ideas for 20 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:09,849 premiere events that doesn't belong 21 00:01:10,209 --> 00:01:16,798 [Music] 22 00:01:11,909 --> 00:01:16,799 Xavier I need some heat resistant does 23 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:35,679 [Music] 24 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:38,430 hey you can't park here that the 25 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,430 handicapped spot 26 00:01:48,890 --> 00:01:50,950 you 27 00:02:00,739 --> 00:02:03,688 we were starting to think you're gonna 28 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:06,090 take the day off 29 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:07,349 not at all I figured you'd like a latte 30 00:02:06,090 --> 00:02:10,378 to get you through the morning 31 00:02:07,349 --> 00:02:12,359 you read my mind so how's the snow 32 00:02:10,378 --> 00:02:13,439 angels party coming along awesome it is 33 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,480 gonna be the biggest thing to ever 34 00:02:13,439 --> 00:02:17,759 happen on Christmas Day except for the 35 00:02:15,479 --> 00:02:19,979 whole Jesus being born thing right it's 36 00:02:17,759 --> 00:02:21,419 gonna be bigger than that exactly where 37 00:02:19,979 --> 00:02:22,439 are we with the press well I've got 38 00:02:21,419 --> 00:02:23,609 phone calls out to all the major 39 00:02:22,439 --> 00:02:24,359 networks I'm just waiting for 40 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:26,310 confirmation 41 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:28,349 wait they haven't confirmed yet this 42 00:02:26,310 --> 00:02:30,479 party is in three days I know when the 43 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:31,979 party is and I'll make sure the networks 44 00:02:30,479 --> 00:02:34,078 are there you know I'd be happy to pitch 45 00:02:31,979 --> 00:02:36,359 in make some calls myself if someone's 46 00:02:34,079 --> 00:02:38,129 feeling overwhelmed I'm not thank you 47 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:41,569 I've got everything under control 48 00:02:38,128 --> 00:02:46,828 even Caitlyn of course Sloane 49 00:02:41,568 --> 00:02:51,929 we've got a problem Caitlyn I know oh 50 00:02:46,829 --> 00:03:01,379 god she's drunk again is she trying to 51 00:02:51,930 --> 00:03:02,760 tank her career Caitlyn Quinn does not 52 00:03:01,379 --> 00:03:04,590 make enough money to behave this badly 53 00:03:02,759 --> 00:03:07,250 one of you two I'm on it 54 00:03:04,590 --> 00:03:11,430 I'll make sure they take it down great 55 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:14,039 anything I can do to help yeah can you 56 00:03:11,430 --> 00:03:16,139 give me a Red Bull I'll take one too 57 00:03:14,039 --> 00:03:18,870 thank god you're here so I don't have to 58 00:03:16,139 --> 00:03:20,159 deal with this idiotic Gailen can you 59 00:03:18,870 --> 00:03:24,299 believe they sold that video to the 60 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:27,139 tabloids stupid elves always looking to 61 00:03:24,299 --> 00:03:31,230 make a buck I need you to fix this I 62 00:03:27,139 --> 00:03:33,719 know I know it's an elf thing you were 63 00:03:31,229 --> 00:03:35,159 the victim here but don't you worry this 64 00:03:33,719 --> 00:03:37,129 loan is gonna take care of everything 65 00:03:35,159 --> 00:03:41,810 all right 66 00:03:37,129 --> 00:03:41,810 all right this is cold 67 00:03:44,909 --> 00:03:50,020 sweetie listen you know we all love you 68 00:03:48,159 --> 00:03:52,030 but you got to stop doing stuff like 69 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:54,730 this like what let me see 70 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:56,379 attacking Heidi Montag at the VMAs she 71 00:03:54,729 --> 00:03:57,939 provoked me getting arrested for 72 00:03:56,379 --> 00:03:58,479 smuggling drugs across the Mexican 73 00:03:57,939 --> 00:04:01,210 border 74 00:03:58,479 --> 00:04:02,849 they were diet pills 200 of them the 75 00:04:01,210 --> 00:04:07,090 camera adds 10 pounds 76 00:04:02,849 --> 00:04:10,900 okay what about shoplifting a $4,000 77 00:04:07,090 --> 00:04:14,349 coat from Prada like I told you I wasn't 78 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:19,239 shoplifting I was just so drunk I forgot 79 00:04:14,349 --> 00:04:22,920 I tried it on oh okay I guess I should 80 00:04:19,238 --> 00:04:25,739 have told the public that look Caitlin 81 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:28,150 you're starring in a family movie now 82 00:04:25,740 --> 00:04:31,930 believe it or not there is such thing as 83 00:04:28,149 --> 00:04:34,750 bad publicity snow angel it can make or 84 00:04:31,930 --> 00:04:38,259 break your career if you blow this you 85 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:39,610 might not get another chance so you 86 00:04:38,259 --> 00:04:40,539 might want to be just a little bit more 87 00:04:39,610 --> 00:04:47,400 careful with the way you present 88 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:47,400 yourself to others like now for instance 89 00:04:48,410 --> 00:04:56,240 Caitlin 90 00:04:51,399 --> 00:04:58,788 [Music] 91 00:04:56,240 --> 00:05:00,199 stories complete and Catelyn promised to 92 00:04:58,788 --> 00:05:02,000 lay low until after the movie's release 93 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:03,470 it's good work Sloane is really good 94 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,930 work good enough to give me the 95 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,759 promotion of VP I don't know that's a 96 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:10,069 big step 97 00:05:06,759 --> 00:05:12,288 well you are the son of the firm's 98 00:05:10,069 --> 00:05:15,340 president is there anything that I can 99 00:05:12,288 --> 00:05:30,560 do to help influence that decision 100 00:05:15,339 --> 00:05:32,870 like this or Haiti days yes well that 101 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:37,339 works for me just promise me you won't 102 00:05:32,870 --> 00:05:39,918 try to influence my dad the same way are 103 00:05:37,339 --> 00:05:41,359 you coming over later it'll be a lot 104 00:05:39,918 --> 00:05:43,459 later I've got a client meeting tonight 105 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:44,780 but I'll tell you what why don't I take 106 00:05:43,459 --> 00:05:46,098 you out tomorrow and we'll celebrate 107 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:48,168 your victory and handling this whole 108 00:05:46,098 --> 00:05:48,769 Caitlyn less and we'll go someplace 109 00:05:48,168 --> 00:05:54,408 special 110 00:05:48,769 --> 00:05:57,978 why not really ah that would be amazing 111 00:05:54,408 --> 00:05:59,418 I I've been dying to go there I know so 112 00:05:57,978 --> 00:06:02,329 why don't you call let me get us some 113 00:05:59,418 --> 00:06:08,839 reservations okay will do 114 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:10,430 okay that's my girl I talked to Caitlyn 115 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:12,918 off the ledge oh it's a Christmas 116 00:06:10,430 --> 00:06:14,478 miracle well and your thoughts um you 117 00:06:12,918 --> 00:06:16,399 know I stopped caring about who you date 118 00:06:14,478 --> 00:06:19,098 exactly two seconds after I don't you 119 00:06:16,399 --> 00:06:20,538 first of all I dumped you a second it's 120 00:06:19,098 --> 00:06:21,860 just pitifully obvious how jealous you 121 00:06:20,538 --> 00:06:22,519 are that I'm gonna get the VP's love 122 00:06:21,860 --> 00:06:23,840 inside of you 123 00:06:22,519 --> 00:06:25,399 I think it takes more than sleeping with 124 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:26,839 the boss to get a promotion yeah it's 125 00:06:25,399 --> 00:06:28,519 gonna take turning the snow angel party 126 00:06:26,839 --> 00:06:30,560 into the event of the decade once I do 127 00:06:28,519 --> 00:06:33,168 that I'm a shoo-in for VP I'll get the 128 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:35,329 best clients uh the corner office bonus 129 00:06:33,168 --> 00:06:39,098 use of company jet basically everything 130 00:06:35,329 --> 00:06:39,098 you ever wanted in that makes you crazy 131 00:06:40,029 --> 00:06:47,769 it's not a contest you know oh yes it is 132 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:54,329 and I'm winning 133 00:06:47,769 --> 00:06:57,908 [Music] 134 00:06:54,329 --> 00:06:59,528 let's go in here oh I need to decide 135 00:06:57,908 --> 00:07:03,009 what Larry's buy me for Christmas 136 00:06:59,528 --> 00:07:04,899 oh that one would look stunning with the 137 00:07:03,009 --> 00:07:06,939 red dress that I'm wearing at brunch on 138 00:07:04,899 --> 00:07:09,098 Christmas morning wish you were there to 139 00:07:06,939 --> 00:07:12,849 see it I told you I have to work all day 140 00:07:09,098 --> 00:07:14,588 Christmas of course I just we used to 141 00:07:12,848 --> 00:07:16,569 have so much fun on Christmas mornings 142 00:07:14,588 --> 00:07:19,209 getting all dressed up posing for 143 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:20,319 pictures by the Christmas tree remember 144 00:07:19,209 --> 00:07:23,649 of course they do 145 00:07:20,319 --> 00:07:27,669 oh I know have Larry take a picture of 146 00:07:23,649 --> 00:07:29,918 you and email it to me will do I see 147 00:07:27,668 --> 00:07:32,438 that one please certainly met him here 148 00:07:29,918 --> 00:07:35,378 hold your brother warm please don't call 149 00:07:32,439 --> 00:07:37,569 him that now how come Larry isn't 150 00:07:35,379 --> 00:07:39,550 getting you your present himself he's in 151 00:07:37,569 --> 00:07:42,879 Cleveland on business or the 24th he 152 00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:45,338 doesn't have time to shop pretty pretty 153 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:47,229 expensive the more it costs the more 154 00:07:45,338 --> 00:07:48,879 Larry knows he loves me that's not very 155 00:07:47,228 --> 00:07:53,938 romantic darling 156 00:07:48,879 --> 00:07:53,939 men come and go but diamonds are forever 157 00:07:54,360 --> 00:08:00,879 I think your brother won't slip please 158 00:07:57,278 --> 00:08:02,728 don't hold that okay Jenny I know you're 159 00:08:00,879 --> 00:08:06,569 gonna be shocked 160 00:08:02,728 --> 00:08:07,889 again pop see you in five oh my god this 161 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:10,439 is fantastic 162 00:08:07,889 --> 00:08:12,810 it is a chestnut tartlets with a tangelo 163 00:08:10,439 --> 00:08:14,250 boom Asian right it's insane your 164 00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:16,649 customers must eat this up 165 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:18,569 well they would if we had any it's 166 00:08:16,649 --> 00:08:20,129 probably slow cuz the holiday and I 167 00:08:18,569 --> 00:08:22,228 would eat this every day 168 00:08:20,129 --> 00:08:24,360 good I'm thinking about making it for 169 00:08:22,228 --> 00:08:24,750 Christmas dinner on Saturday Oh about 170 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:27,720 dinner 171 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:31,529 you can't come I'm sorry I have to work 172 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:33,750 on Christmas Day Oh slow and Spencer 173 00:08:31,529 --> 00:08:34,408 makes a rare appearance it's a Christmas 174 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:37,740 miracle 175 00:08:34,408 --> 00:08:40,559 Merry Christmas ed what's up with 176 00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:41,038 Scrooge he's worried about money we both 177 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:42,478 are 178 00:08:41,038 --> 00:08:43,500 I don't know why you ever thought it 179 00:08:42,479 --> 00:08:45,600 would be a good idea to open a 180 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:47,339 restaurant in LA uh because you're an 181 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:49,920 amazing chef always have been 182 00:08:47,339 --> 00:08:53,220 you're the reason for my freshman 15 oh 183 00:08:49,919 --> 00:08:54,689 come on who knew that truffle oil was so 184 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:56,670 good on top of mac and cheese my 185 00:08:54,690 --> 00:08:58,350 specialty and once people realize how 186 00:08:56,669 --> 00:09:00,659 irresistible your food is you're gonna 187 00:08:58,350 --> 00:09:02,820 have a line outside the door actually I 188 00:09:00,659 --> 00:09:05,159 wanted to talk to you about that now I 189 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:06,660 know the people would love this place if 190 00:09:05,159 --> 00:09:10,139 they'd ever heard of it but I just don't 191 00:09:06,659 --> 00:09:12,269 know how to get the word out so I was 192 00:09:10,139 --> 00:09:14,789 hoping that maybe you could help me 193 00:09:12,269 --> 00:09:15,809 since you are the best publicist in the 194 00:09:14,789 --> 00:09:20,519 entire city 195 00:09:15,809 --> 00:09:21,719 flattery gets you everywhere okay what 196 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:23,939 this place needs 197 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:25,320 is star power okay we'll get the 198 00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:26,790 celebrities in here we'll get the 199 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:29,879 paparazzi out there and you'll get a 200 00:09:26,789 --> 00:09:31,528 full house guaranteed do you still have 201 00:09:29,879 --> 00:09:33,958 those gift certificates leftover from 202 00:09:31,528 --> 00:09:36,299 the grand opening um they're in the 203 00:09:33,958 --> 00:09:40,349 storeroom Oh could you give them to some 204 00:09:36,299 --> 00:09:43,469 of your famous clients no I'll give them 205 00:09:40,350 --> 00:09:45,509 to all my famous clients I'll put them 206 00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:48,149 inside our company gift bags and I 207 00:09:45,509 --> 00:09:50,580 promise you by New Year's this will be 208 00:09:48,149 --> 00:09:56,069 the hottest place in Hollywood oh my 209 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:58,770 gosh thank you so much you know hey Erin 210 00:09:56,070 --> 00:10:00,480 I'll go get the gift certificates yeah 211 00:09:58,769 --> 00:10:02,100 you better be calling me with some good 212 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:05,120 news or you will be singing Christmas 213 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:05,120 carols as a soprano 214 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:15,680 hi Caitlin 215 00:10:10,399 --> 00:10:17,090 what's up okay the ocean since 216 00:10:15,679 --> 00:10:19,279 technically you're leaving the state 217 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:23,660 okay Caitlin what if you gotten yourself 218 00:10:19,279 --> 00:10:28,009 into now awesome guy who's taking me 219 00:10:23,659 --> 00:10:30,319 sailing no do not get on a boat rock oh 220 00:10:28,009 --> 00:10:34,490 my gosh it's not a boatload of the yacht 221 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:40,900 promise me okay we just talked about 222 00:10:34,490 --> 00:10:40,899 this trouble I said five party pooper 223 00:10:42,799 --> 00:10:45,899 [Music] 224 00:10:49,299 --> 00:10:52,419 [Music] 225 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:17,330 hello Caitlin sweetie it's a bad 226 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:18,440 connection call me back I swear if 227 00:11:17,330 --> 00:11:20,509 you're calling me from the middle of the 228 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:33,900 Pacific I will swim out there and drown 229 00:11:20,509 --> 00:11:42,048 you myself hello Caitlin hello 230 00:11:33,899 --> 00:11:42,048 [Music] 231 00:11:53,110 --> 00:11:56,278 [Music] 232 00:11:58,399 --> 00:12:04,259 penguin Jesus you scared me to death how 233 00:12:03,179 --> 00:12:08,819 did you get in here 234 00:12:04,259 --> 00:12:12,069 Sloane Spencer time is running out you 235 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:16,180 must change your ways or pay the price 236 00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:17,259 oh my god you know I should have totally 237 00:12:16,179 --> 00:12:20,429 won Best Actress at the Teen Choice 238 00:12:17,259 --> 00:12:23,528 Awards last year stupid to go to Fanning 239 00:12:20,429 --> 00:12:25,299 okay you know sit down sit down 240 00:12:23,528 --> 00:12:27,490 what happened did you break up with a 241 00:12:25,299 --> 00:12:29,049 boyfriend or something uh oh please 242 00:12:27,490 --> 00:12:31,269 don't tell me there's a sex tape this 243 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:33,370 isn't about me Sloane it's too late for 244 00:12:31,269 --> 00:12:34,149 me but you still have a chance a chance 245 00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:39,959 for what 246 00:12:34,149 --> 00:12:41,708 not to die alone okay are you drunk no 247 00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:46,349 okay maybe a little 248 00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:50,828 I mean I only had like one to four 249 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:52,540 bottle you know that's not the point for 250 00:12:50,828 --> 00:12:54,519 the next three nights you'll be visited 251 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:56,049 by three ghosts at the stroke of 252 00:12:54,519 --> 00:12:57,850 midnight three ghosts 253 00:12:56,049 --> 00:12:59,769 you mean like Dickens three ghosts 254 00:12:57,850 --> 00:13:02,259 exactly they're gonna give you your only 255 00:12:59,769 --> 00:13:04,419 shot at redemption okay here's what 256 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:06,850 we're gonna do you're gonna go home now 257 00:13:04,419 --> 00:13:08,229 and tomorrow morning we're gonna go see 258 00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:11,670 about getting us a professional help 259 00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:14,589 okay it'll be completely confidential 260 00:13:11,669 --> 00:13:18,068 promise I'm not the one who needs help 261 00:13:14,589 --> 00:13:21,899 Sloane all right that's it I put up with 262 00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:21,899 a lot with my clients but I've never 263 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:28,889 how did you do that listen to me slow 264 00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:31,730 listen to me 265 00:13:28,889 --> 00:13:31,730 go away 266 00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:44,480 get out of my house maybe you okay yes 267 00:13:41,299 --> 00:13:47,659 yes I am crazy 268 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:53,269 Oh God you haven't heard what turn on 269 00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:55,068 your TV Quinn was dancing on this spot 270 00:13:53,269 --> 00:13:57,289 earlier this evening when she apparently 271 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:59,778 choked to death on an olive while 272 00:13:57,289 --> 00:14:03,000 drinking her martini too bad it wasn't 273 00:13:59,778 --> 00:14:12,500 an apple martini or she'd be alive today 274 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:18,659 [Music] 275 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:22,409 thank you hi I was told Kaitlyn Quinn 276 00:14:18,659 --> 00:14:26,669 was brought her are you family and her 277 00:14:22,409 --> 00:14:30,559 publicist son oh my god 278 00:14:26,669 --> 00:14:30,559 my Sloane's my secure 279 00:14:31,409 --> 00:14:36,299 I can't believe it how many years has it 280 00:14:33,659 --> 00:14:38,819 been too many oh I'm so happy to see you 281 00:14:36,299 --> 00:14:40,559 what what are you doing here I work here 282 00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:43,890 well what are you doing here what are 283 00:14:40,559 --> 00:14:50,250 you sick no um I'm here to see one of my 284 00:14:43,889 --> 00:14:50,789 clients Kaitlyn I come on no I'll take 285 00:14:50,250 --> 00:15:06,179 you to her 286 00:14:50,789 --> 00:15:09,839 Wow it's good to see you just had to see 287 00:15:06,179 --> 00:15:13,019 for myself I can't believe it she's dead 288 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:15,620 I told her to stop getting into so much 289 00:15:13,019 --> 00:15:18,629 trouble can't blame yourself no you 290 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:20,370 understand her movie premiere is in 291 00:15:18,629 --> 00:15:22,470 three days I know it's hard to lose 292 00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:27,179 someone so young so much ahead away 293 00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:30,730 this is a nightmare I'll give you some 294 00:15:27,179 --> 00:15:49,078 time alone with her goodbyes 295 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:49,079 [Music] 296 00:15:49,889 --> 00:15:56,080 is that gonna make you look fat no this 297 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:58,120 is impossible your dad that is your body 298 00:15:56,080 --> 00:16:01,060 yeah drink and the tackiest sheets ever 299 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:03,700 and what is this polyester right this 300 00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:05,109 isn't happening seriously they need to 301 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:07,240 swap this out for Egyptian cotton before 302 00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:09,310 anyone else fuse me no no no no no you 303 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:10,750 aren't happening how could you be 304 00:16:09,309 --> 00:16:13,079 talking to me if you're dead I'll give 305 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,080 you a hint 306 00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:24,660 boo you you're a ghost yep just like 307 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:27,730 Marley from A Christmas Carol 308 00:16:24,659 --> 00:16:33,789 okay this is unreal you're dreaming 309 00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:41,980 you're dreaming wake up Sloane wait you 310 00:16:33,789 --> 00:16:49,889 wake now Tom it was somebody covered in 311 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:49,889 sweat you okay I see dead people 312 00:16:51,059 --> 00:16:57,309 [Music] 313 00:16:55,169 --> 00:16:59,559 I've heard you have your first psychotic 314 00:16:57,309 --> 00:17:01,389 break in your early 20s do you think 315 00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:06,279 that's what's happening to me no you're 316 00:17:01,389 --> 00:17:09,150 not crazy I had a conversation with a 317 00:17:06,279 --> 00:17:12,849 dead celebrity it was a hallucination 318 00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:15,370 reaction to your friend dying Oh No 319 00:17:12,849 --> 00:17:16,599 okay still stress messes with the head 320 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:19,479 and makes you see things that aren't 321 00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:20,458 there so you don't believe in ghosts 322 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:23,529 sure I do 323 00:17:20,459 --> 00:17:25,720 really absolutely when I was in the 324 00:17:23,529 --> 00:17:27,789 tenth grade there the seance a slumber 325 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:30,130 party and I promise you the easy part 326 00:17:27,789 --> 00:17:31,299 moving on a time said that Christina 327 00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:35,620 Aguilera was going to go to the prom 328 00:17:31,299 --> 00:17:40,869 with me she didn't that's not the Ouija 329 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:44,229 boards for Sloane come on wake up you 330 00:17:40,869 --> 00:17:45,969 don't need an exorcist you just vacation 331 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:48,519 I know I need to just chuck everything 332 00:17:45,970 --> 00:17:53,289 and lie on a beach in the middle of 333 00:17:48,519 --> 00:17:58,990 Hawaii I should be able to get off of 334 00:17:53,289 --> 00:18:00,789 work sometime in January of 2018 yeah 335 00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:03,579 you know what Sloane you're right who 336 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:06,940 needs Hawaii when you could have LA 337 00:18:03,579 --> 00:18:13,710 traffic dead celebrities mm-hmm 338 00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:13,710 impending schizophrenia I've missed you 339 00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:17,970 misfolded Zach 340 00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:25,900 you didn't have to leave yes I did 341 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:27,549 it's med school it was my dream what 342 00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:33,880 else was I supposed to do you know I 343 00:18:27,549 --> 00:18:35,049 just come with me in fact I thought you 344 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:38,770 were coming with me 345 00:18:35,049 --> 00:18:40,329 I couldn't could you imagine me stuck 346 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:43,059 out in the middle of nowhere working as 347 00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:45,399 a cashier at a pig agency while you're 348 00:18:43,059 --> 00:18:47,819 at your classes look what kind of life 349 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,820 would that have been 350 00:18:56,598 --> 00:19:04,249 you better get that I guess I better 351 00:19:07,859 --> 00:19:54,519 [Music] 352 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:58,340 I know I know your star by my good looks 353 00:19:54,519 --> 00:20:00,440 okay you are not really here no no this 354 00:19:58,339 --> 00:20:02,659 is a figment of my imagination caused by 355 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:09,980 too much stress who are you trying to 356 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:19,940 convince here you are mate damn does he 357 00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:20,750 do flies go away this is a nice way to 358 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:24,170 start the day 359 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:34,970 no I mean yes maybe later go back to 360 00:20:24,170 --> 00:20:36,650 sleep it never gets old what do you want 361 00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:38,960 I told you I was sitting to give you a 362 00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:42,080 warning change your ways or suffer the 363 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:44,840 consequences sent by who God the 364 00:20:42,079 --> 00:20:49,179 universe freaking Tom Cruise yeah I 365 00:20:44,839 --> 00:20:54,259 wasn't paying attention Michael Jackson 366 00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:56,360 won in bed early for vodka don't you 367 00:20:54,259 --> 00:21:02,470 think it's not mine it's her since Kate 368 00:20:56,359 --> 00:21:06,639 pence yeah he can't see me you know look 369 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:09,860 it's an um it's an honor of Caitlin 370 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:11,420 doesn't seem like she's really gone no 371 00:21:09,859 --> 00:21:15,229 honey I can't believe it either 372 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:17,019 she was so young and full of life and 373 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:19,789 hey coffee's ready 374 00:21:17,019 --> 00:21:21,079 the good news is I have decided to put 375 00:21:19,789 --> 00:21:25,490 you in charge of Caitlyn's memorial 376 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:27,529 service so how is that good news 377 00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:29,809 pulling off a good funeral is like the 378 00:21:27,529 --> 00:21:31,099 litmus test for a PR agent yep this 379 00:21:29,809 --> 00:21:32,990 could get you a lock on that promotion 380 00:21:31,099 --> 00:21:34,839 sure can and since you're all you're 381 00:21:32,990 --> 00:21:38,180 working the premiere party it'll be cake 382 00:21:34,839 --> 00:21:40,970 cake besides I only deal with living 383 00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:46,600 clients dead ones don't generate revenue 384 00:21:40,970 --> 00:21:47,720 and jerk whoo that was kind of fun don't 385 00:21:46,599 --> 00:21:53,439 don't 386 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:56,589 what um put your coffee cup on the 387 00:21:53,440 --> 00:22:00,830 counter please 388 00:21:56,589 --> 00:22:02,569 okay I've got an early meeting so I'm 389 00:22:00,829 --> 00:22:13,519 gonna run but I will see you at the 390 00:22:02,569 --> 00:22:15,289 office okay you've had your fun you've 391 00:22:13,519 --> 00:22:19,000 given me your warning well will you just 392 00:22:15,289 --> 00:22:19,000 please go away already sorry 393 00:22:19,930 --> 00:22:27,289 garlic I'm a ghost loan another vampire 394 00:22:23,269 --> 00:22:27,980 you're a pain in the ass yeah hmm I 395 00:22:27,289 --> 00:22:29,899 don't think so 396 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:32,480 until you actually heed my warning 397 00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:34,519 you're stuck with me okay I'll heed your 398 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:38,750 warning right now just tell me what I 399 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:41,450 gotta do change your ways change change 400 00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:44,029 them how to be better okay what do you 401 00:22:41,450 --> 00:22:45,440 need me to do specifically that's the 402 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:48,500 other thing I was in the bathroom and 403 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:53,140 they explain that part tiny bladder this 404 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:53,140 is so unfair you die and I'm in hell 405 00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:57,640 miss bourbon 406 00:22:58,859 --> 00:23:30,528 Oh hold the elevator please 407 00:23:03,990 --> 00:23:30,528 Oh sir your your briefcase by myself 408 00:23:34,220 --> 00:23:39,279 really nice work guys that's exactly the 409 00:23:37,259 --> 00:23:43,910 kind of event 410 00:23:39,279 --> 00:23:43,910 [Music] 411 00:23:45,089 --> 00:23:50,470 so sorry I'm late everyone 412 00:23:47,319 --> 00:23:54,329 I was dealing with Caitlyn all morning 413 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:58,390 we were just getting to her have a seat 414 00:23:54,329 --> 00:24:00,009 hey respect for the dead Missy you do 415 00:23:58,390 --> 00:24:00,490 realize this party needs to go on as 416 00:24:00,009 --> 00:24:03,789 planned 417 00:24:00,490 --> 00:24:05,799 Caitlyn okay yes of course I'm on top of 418 00:24:03,789 --> 00:24:07,720 it oh really because you missed your 419 00:24:05,799 --> 00:24:12,309 meeting with the caterers this morning 420 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:13,839 oh I completely forgot um don't worry I 421 00:24:12,309 --> 00:24:18,029 will go call them right now 422 00:24:13,839 --> 00:24:18,029 sit back down Jason already handled it 423 00:24:18,210 --> 00:24:23,920 you're welcome 424 00:24:20,369 --> 00:24:25,929 now even though our client has expired 425 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:28,600 before fulfilling her three-picture deal 426 00:24:25,930 --> 00:24:49,150 she can still generate revenue 427 00:24:28,599 --> 00:24:50,529 I remember 6300 I'm so bored I thought 428 00:24:49,150 --> 00:24:53,440 were you'd be talking about my memorial 429 00:24:50,529 --> 00:24:58,500 it's not on my morning it's a party 430 00:24:53,440 --> 00:25:03,460 Sloan you have something dad 431 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:07,170 well since they're doing a memorial 432 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:11,490 service for Caitlyn mm for Caitlyn and 433 00:25:07,170 --> 00:25:15,130 since we're handling the premiere party 434 00:25:11,490 --> 00:25:18,730 why don't we just combine them to make 435 00:25:15,130 --> 00:25:24,270 them one big event her track her tragedy 436 00:25:18,730 --> 00:25:27,579 will become a brilliant photo op that 437 00:25:24,269 --> 00:25:29,109 that is a great idea you know movie 438 00:25:27,579 --> 00:25:30,460 stars love opportunities to make the 439 00:25:29,109 --> 00:25:32,079 public think they actually care about 440 00:25:30,460 --> 00:25:34,120 people and if we spend this right we 441 00:25:32,079 --> 00:25:39,639 could get every a-lister in town to show 442 00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:42,309 huh what you think dad I love it 443 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:44,890 we'll turn Caitlyn's death into a gold 444 00:25:42,309 --> 00:25:45,250 mine exactly what Caitlyn would have 445 00:25:44,890 --> 00:25:47,630 wanted 446 00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:49,819 we'll make Saturday an all day 447 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:52,130 Media extravaganza it'll be the biggest 448 00:25:49,819 --> 00:25:55,579 PR event of the year 449 00:25:52,130 --> 00:26:00,430 oh yeah I'm gonna need everyone to work 450 00:25:55,579 --> 00:26:04,069 overtime as we know and then okay but um 451 00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:04,670 Saturday's Christmas you said we could 452 00:26:04,069 --> 00:26:06,679 take the day off 453 00:26:04,670 --> 00:26:11,000 that was before I decided I needed you 454 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:16,039 to work but we won't get to see our 455 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:20,119 families our client is dead try and have 456 00:26:16,039 --> 00:26:22,329 a little heart all right let's make this 457 00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,329 happen 458 00:26:22,690 --> 00:26:28,549 hey Sloan I know you've got a lot on 459 00:26:26,690 --> 00:26:30,259 your plate right now so after I met with 460 00:26:28,549 --> 00:26:31,759 the caterers I confirmed the party with 461 00:26:30,259 --> 00:26:33,319 all the network's well you're just 462 00:26:31,759 --> 00:26:34,849 wasting your time because I already did 463 00:26:33,319 --> 00:26:36,799 that I was just waiting for them to call 464 00:26:34,849 --> 00:26:38,449 me back so oh it wasn't a waste of time 465 00:26:36,799 --> 00:26:40,039 see Carl was getting worried so I 466 00:26:38,450 --> 00:26:42,380 figured somebody around here needed to 467 00:26:40,039 --> 00:26:50,960 stop waiting and start doing have a 468 00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:52,490 productive day did you see the way that 469 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,380 Jason sabotage me with the whole 470 00:26:52,490 --> 00:26:57,200 catering thing he was helping you 471 00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:58,340 Yeah right there's only one VP slide 472 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,779 opening up in the new year and he's 473 00:26:58,339 --> 00:27:01,189 trying to steal it from me he better 474 00:26:59,779 --> 00:27:02,660 watch out because I am gonna throw the 475 00:27:01,190 --> 00:27:06,529 most talked-about star-studded event 476 00:27:02,660 --> 00:27:09,620 ever awesome how I have no idea 477 00:27:06,529 --> 00:27:12,200 good plan I have three days Jason's 478 00:27:09,619 --> 00:27:15,979 right I'm screwed Sloan do you want to 479 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:19,309 do some yoga yoga no I'm too stressed 480 00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:20,660 it's just a party it was now we got to 481 00:27:19,309 --> 00:27:23,710 turn it into a celebration of your 482 00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:26,779 entire life good thing I died young I 483 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:28,610 have to make a career retrospective make 484 00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:29,960 blow ups of the spills of all the movies 485 00:27:28,609 --> 00:27:32,059 that you've been in find other stars to 486 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,890 make touching anecdotes about you if 487 00:27:32,059 --> 00:27:36,169 they even have one and figure out a way 488 00:27:33,890 --> 00:27:37,759 to make death by cocktail garnish seem 489 00:27:36,170 --> 00:27:39,740 dignified it's three days before 490 00:27:37,759 --> 00:27:41,509 Christmas no one's in their office and 491 00:27:39,740 --> 00:27:46,059 even we don't have direct numbers to 492 00:27:41,509 --> 00:27:46,059 celebrities but I do 493 00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:53,869 what is this thing 494 00:27:51,259 --> 00:27:56,990 aluminum man you paid money for this 495 00:27:53,869 --> 00:28:02,599 Sloan I'm a movie star disposable income 496 00:27:56,990 --> 00:28:04,640 I where did you say I could find these 497 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:07,519 keys under one of those little rocks uh 498 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:09,230 yeah that's really helpful you know I 499 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,759 feel kind of guilty breaking into your 500 00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:11,839 house like this shouldn't your parents 501 00:28:10,759 --> 00:28:12,528 be coming over to take care of your 502 00:28:11,839 --> 00:28:16,369 things Oh 503 00:28:12,528 --> 00:28:19,038 both my parents are dead oh I'm so sorry 504 00:28:16,369 --> 00:28:22,129 yeah apparently it's hereditary so 505 00:28:19,038 --> 00:28:24,019 what's gonna happen with your stuff you 506 00:28:22,130 --> 00:28:25,250 know maybe I should give some of it to 507 00:28:24,019 --> 00:28:28,639 my charity right 508 00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:30,648 your charity no seriously as the new 509 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,090 spokeswoman for project pearly whites I 510 00:28:30,648 --> 00:28:34,308 am thrilled to announce that we've 511 00:28:32,089 --> 00:28:35,839 already donated over 5,000 tooth 512 00:28:34,308 --> 00:28:38,480 bleaching kits to the children of his 513 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:42,230 Becca Stan they may be refugees but now 514 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:44,000 they have something to smile about that 515 00:28:42,230 --> 00:29:03,798 way my legacy will live on in their 516 00:28:44,000 --> 00:29:10,849 hearts and gums forever well hey it's 517 00:29:03,798 --> 00:29:14,028 Patrick Patrick hi um what's up Kevin 518 00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:15,740 seem like an awesome girl oh I just want 519 00:29:14,028 --> 00:29:20,450 to make sure you were doing okay oh yeah 520 00:29:15,740 --> 00:29:29,288 I'm fine I mean considering it's really 521 00:29:20,450 --> 00:29:33,130 sweet of you to call that's amazing 522 00:29:29,288 --> 00:29:37,099 you still uh in the country line dancing 523 00:29:33,130 --> 00:29:39,500 what when was I ever into country line 524 00:29:37,099 --> 00:29:43,038 dancing try all through college 525 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:45,140 no that was you you're into line dancing 526 00:29:43,038 --> 00:29:47,000 I only went along with it because I 527 00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:49,220 thought the boobs were hot okay 528 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,990 well you know they also have really 529 00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:55,440 great tacos you still like those yes 530 00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:57,380 I still like tacos all right then how 531 00:29:55,440 --> 00:30:01,558 bad or not still pick you up around oh 532 00:29:57,380 --> 00:30:06,150 no wait sexy I'll wear the oversized 533 00:30:01,558 --> 00:30:08,039 cowboy hat great uh I mean uh yeah yeah 534 00:30:06,150 --> 00:30:13,140 well maybe you know I have to check my 535 00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:16,649 schedule and then we'll you know it 536 00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:19,410 sounds like a plan oh great okay ie what 537 00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:22,500 was that what why didn't you make a date 538 00:30:19,410 --> 00:30:24,360 with him I'm dating Andrew hello please 539 00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:26,160 Patrick is so much better than Angier 540 00:30:24,359 --> 00:30:28,349 you're just saying that because he 541 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:30,990 complimented you no I like him because 542 00:30:28,349 --> 00:30:35,789 he's funny he's gorgeous and he smells 543 00:30:30,990 --> 00:30:38,160 like cake I know he does right stop 544 00:30:35,789 --> 00:30:38,819 anything with Patrick and I is all in 545 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,490 the past 546 00:30:38,819 --> 00:30:44,069 I'm happy with Andrew but Pat you look 547 00:30:41,490 --> 00:30:46,019 you want me to change my ways well then 548 00:30:44,069 --> 00:30:47,220 help me out with pulling off this party 549 00:30:46,019 --> 00:30:52,950 and getting that promotion and that'll 550 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:56,640 change my entire life fine there that 551 00:30:52,950 --> 00:30:58,710 ought to do it I have got the phone 552 00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:02,360 numbers of everyone who's anyone in 553 00:30:58,710 --> 00:31:04,380 Hollywood now you do too 554 00:31:02,359 --> 00:31:08,069 don't you feel bad for your own at me to 555 00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:09,740 go away before I do I'm sorry 556 00:31:08,069 --> 00:31:25,349 [Music] 557 00:31:09,740 --> 00:31:29,038 you should be sorry sucker okay I've 558 00:31:25,349 --> 00:31:34,019 texted email tweeted and IMed every big 559 00:31:29,038 --> 00:31:36,450 name in town I I'm gonna go home get 560 00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:40,919 some sleep when it's almost midnight so 561 00:31:36,450 --> 00:31:43,080 I told you you are gonna be visited by 562 00:31:40,919 --> 00:31:47,070 three ghosts at the stroke of midnight 563 00:31:43,079 --> 00:31:48,689 for the next three nice you know I 564 00:31:47,069 --> 00:31:52,019 really should have won Best Actress wait 565 00:31:48,690 --> 00:31:53,340 so you mean you mean the crap you said 566 00:31:52,019 --> 00:31:55,138 at the apartment last night was true 567 00:31:53,339 --> 00:31:56,999 what you think I came back from the 568 00:31:55,138 --> 00:31:59,248 grave to hook you up with Brangelina I 569 00:31:56,999 --> 00:32:01,548 am so not in the mood to meet Casper 570 00:31:59,249 --> 00:32:01,548 tonight 571 00:32:04,059 --> 00:32:09,618 [Music] 572 00:32:21,538 --> 00:32:26,710 why are you taking your shoes off oh I 573 00:32:24,788 --> 00:32:29,379 missed the feeling of fake grass beneath 574 00:32:26,710 --> 00:32:30,940 my toes okay what in the world is going 575 00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:33,299 on right now the clock just struck 576 00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:33,298 twelve 577 00:32:34,430 --> 00:32:39,318 [Applause] 578 00:32:47,710 --> 00:32:53,450 [Music] 579 00:32:49,210 --> 00:33:04,039 like Brad he was my first boyfriend well 580 00:32:53,450 --> 00:33:05,740 I first everything you okay but but 581 00:33:04,039 --> 00:33:07,819 what in the world is he doing here 582 00:33:05,740 --> 00:33:09,700 well since I came here to help you 583 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:12,529 change your ways but fix me love life 584 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:14,420 instead of a traditional ordinary boring 585 00:33:12,529 --> 00:33:16,069 ghosts like they have Dickens I've 586 00:33:14,420 --> 00:33:19,100 arranged for you to visit event spirits 587 00:33:16,069 --> 00:33:21,470 of three ex-boyfriends wait a minute are 588 00:33:19,099 --> 00:33:23,269 you telling me that Brad is the ghost of 589 00:33:21,470 --> 00:33:25,579 Christmas past actually as your 590 00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:29,799 ex-boyfriend he's the ghost of Xmas past 591 00:33:25,579 --> 00:33:29,799 I have got to cheer 592 00:33:31,369 --> 00:33:37,719 Oh merry xmas so bright that's what I'm 593 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,720 talking about 594 00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:42,440 Wow rad I I can't believe it's really 595 00:33:42,109 --> 00:33:47,419 you 596 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:50,660 oh my god are you dead yes it's because 597 00:33:47,420 --> 00:33:54,019 of you I guess you can die from a broken 598 00:33:50,660 --> 00:33:55,490 heart I'm just kidding I'm not the 599 00:33:54,019 --> 00:33:57,920 actual Brad you dated 600 00:33:55,490 --> 00:33:59,690 I'm just the spirit the role Brad you 601 00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,980 know was alive and well I swear so why 602 00:33:59,690 --> 00:34:02,870 do you look like him to help you 603 00:34:00,980 --> 00:34:04,700 emotionally access your past because to 604 00:34:02,869 --> 00:34:08,630 you Brad represents an idealized view of 605 00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:11,360 love it took me like an hour to memorize 606 00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:12,880 that seems you and Brad dated so long 607 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,930 ago I thought he'd be the perfect 608 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:17,510 ex-boyfriend to show you your past I 609 00:34:14,929 --> 00:34:19,849 know you you're in blood prom you're the 610 00:34:17,510 --> 00:34:21,680 one who got to capitated sorority sister 611 00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:27,769 number two that was the first movie ever 612 00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:30,259 then I saw your boobs Congrats ghost of 613 00:34:27,769 --> 00:34:31,519 Brad meat ghost of Kaitlyn I hope you 614 00:34:30,260 --> 00:34:33,620 don't mind if I tag along with you guys 615 00:34:31,519 --> 00:34:35,420 I mean technically I'm not supposed to 616 00:34:33,619 --> 00:34:38,420 horn in on the other ghosts time but I 617 00:34:35,420 --> 00:34:40,909 got bored it's cool you should stay hang 618 00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:43,849 out with us yeah it'll be a blast 619 00:34:40,909 --> 00:34:48,199 yeah we'll ready to get started do I 620 00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:52,639 have a choice no oh my god that's me and 621 00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:55,279 my mom so cute what happened this is 622 00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:58,639 where it all started okay now sweetie 623 00:34:55,280 --> 00:35:01,160 what's the Golden Rule it's just as easy 624 00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:05,000 to marry a rich man a siddhis an area 625 00:35:01,159 --> 00:35:06,529 for one good girl see it's not really 626 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,059 your fault you're so shallow 627 00:35:06,530 --> 00:35:10,790 you were just taught from a very young 628 00:35:08,059 --> 00:35:13,190 age Oh so we're blaming all my problems 629 00:35:10,789 --> 00:35:16,940 on my mother well guess what I'm nothing 630 00:35:13,190 --> 00:35:20,179 like her are you kidding you're exactly 631 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:23,300 like her hey Sloan can I talk to you for 632 00:35:20,179 --> 00:35:25,529 a second hi Darrin what's up 633 00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:28,680 you know there's snowflake formal is 634 00:35:25,530 --> 00:35:28,980 next week I know I can't wait yeah me 635 00:35:28,679 --> 00:35:33,349 neither 636 00:35:28,980 --> 00:35:37,190 Oh are you going no I mean not yet I 637 00:35:33,349 --> 00:35:41,099 mean I I want you which is why I'm here 638 00:35:37,190 --> 00:35:43,380 see I've always really liked you 639 00:35:41,099 --> 00:35:45,809 oh my god here comes me oh my god here 640 00:35:43,380 --> 00:35:49,079 comes Brad it was long I'm go to the 641 00:35:45,809 --> 00:35:52,679 dance I was hoping you'd ask 642 00:35:49,079 --> 00:35:55,039 dude he told the crotch blocked him that 643 00:35:52,679 --> 00:35:55,039 was sweet 644 00:35:55,280 --> 00:36:04,040 take a picture to last longer who's that 645 00:36:01,170 --> 00:36:09,119 guy so are you gonna run my mouth 646 00:36:04,039 --> 00:36:10,380 totally see that this is the first time 647 00:36:09,119 --> 00:36:14,839 you let the guy hang you and someone 648 00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:14,840 better came along not the last thing I 649 00:36:16,699 --> 00:36:22,049 cannot believe might finally call you I 650 00:36:19,349 --> 00:36:26,429 know okay I've been crushing out for 651 00:36:22,050 --> 00:36:28,980 like ever so I need for something hot a 652 00:36:26,429 --> 00:36:32,789 little bit so that when we go out 653 00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:35,039 he'll want to see it exactly okay what 654 00:36:32,789 --> 00:36:37,889 do you have okay 655 00:36:35,039 --> 00:36:41,550 ideally I would like to find something 656 00:36:37,889 --> 00:36:42,509 exactly like your worship a dress okay 657 00:36:41,550 --> 00:36:46,380 okay 658 00:36:42,510 --> 00:36:47,670 but under 10 bucks Oh what I know I'm ex 659 00:36:46,380 --> 00:36:51,059 on my visa getting a plane ticket home 660 00:36:47,670 --> 00:36:52,829 so I am Brooklyn well luckily for you I 661 00:36:51,059 --> 00:36:55,079 know a little store called Sloan's 662 00:36:52,829 --> 00:36:56,699 closet and I think you'll find exactly 663 00:36:55,079 --> 00:36:58,799 what you wanted it you'll let me borrow 664 00:36:56,699 --> 00:36:59,939 your worshipping dress although I'm sure 665 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,080 if you're wearing the dress I'm gonna 666 00:36:59,940 --> 00:37:01,559 have to keep the dorm room cleared out 667 00:37:01,079 --> 00:37:04,639 for the night 668 00:37:01,559 --> 00:37:04,639 [Music] 669 00:37:05,289 --> 00:37:09,610 Patrick because you worship you even if 670 00:37:07,989 --> 00:37:11,949 you were in a paper bag I am stealing 671 00:37:09,610 --> 00:37:20,680 our night 672 00:37:11,949 --> 00:37:24,409 well speaking of clearing out babe I 673 00:37:20,679 --> 00:37:26,659 didn't hi Patrick oh how sweet 674 00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:28,039 it's the guy you dumped me for I dumped 675 00:37:26,659 --> 00:37:29,389 you because I was going to college and 676 00:37:28,039 --> 00:37:33,579 you were staying back to work in a toll 677 00:37:29,389 --> 00:37:38,599 booth see trading up okay I'm gonna go 678 00:37:33,579 --> 00:37:41,809 bye okay colored lights or red lights on 679 00:37:38,599 --> 00:37:44,989 a tree color I'm blinking Louise one 680 00:37:41,809 --> 00:37:46,849 strand burn all right it's my turn now 681 00:37:44,989 --> 00:37:50,659 Christmas ham on Christmas turkey a 682 00:37:46,849 --> 00:37:52,009 turkey duh ham ham for Easter never let 683 00:37:50,659 --> 00:37:54,349 my grandma whom you say that you love me 684 00:37:52,010 --> 00:37:54,950 with her big things I'm not kidding all 685 00:37:54,349 --> 00:38:00,589 right all right 686 00:37:54,949 --> 00:38:01,629 frosty or Rudolph the Grinch oh I've got 687 00:38:00,590 --> 00:38:04,789 one okay 688 00:38:01,630 --> 00:38:06,590 letters to Santa well we're sitting on 689 00:38:04,789 --> 00:38:09,800 Santa's lap telling me what you want 690 00:38:06,590 --> 00:38:11,450 oh definitely well I always figured I'd 691 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:13,010 have a way better shot at convincing him 692 00:38:11,449 --> 00:38:13,659 to bring me the pony if I ask them in 693 00:38:13,010 --> 00:38:17,270 person 694 00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:19,509 yeah that'd never happen where's your 695 00:38:17,269 --> 00:38:19,509 chance 696 00:38:19,690 --> 00:38:25,010 hop on up there on that no waiting yeah 697 00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:26,980 but that's for the kids I'm Way too old 698 00:38:25,010 --> 00:38:29,150 no no you're not come on it'd be fun 699 00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:29,599 tell standing at your Christmas wish 700 00:38:29,150 --> 00:38:31,490 list 701 00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:37,929 you know what I've already got exactly 702 00:38:31,489 --> 00:38:37,929 what I want come on let's go buddy 703 00:38:42,579 --> 00:38:48,079 this picture is adorable looks like you 704 00:38:45,980 --> 00:38:50,090 guys were in love I never said we 705 00:38:48,079 --> 00:38:50,400 weren't then how could you let this 706 00:38:50,090 --> 00:39:00,380 happen 707 00:38:50,400 --> 00:39:00,380 [Music] 708 00:39:10,150 --> 00:39:14,840 what you do sneak out in the middle of 709 00:39:12,590 --> 00:39:16,590 the night no I waited till he went off 710 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:19,660 to class and then I packed up my car 711 00:39:16,590 --> 00:39:22,610 [Applause] 712 00:39:19,659 --> 00:39:25,219 come on he was going off to medical 713 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:27,410 school in Iowa what was I gonna do there 714 00:39:25,219 --> 00:39:29,899 wears some overalls and watch the corn 715 00:39:27,409 --> 00:39:32,779 grow it was unfair of him to ask me to 716 00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:35,990 go with him okay so you didn't trade up 717 00:39:32,780 --> 00:39:39,230 from a guy you trade up for what glamour 718 00:39:35,989 --> 00:39:40,759 a bigger paycheck I made a choice I'm 719 00:39:39,230 --> 00:39:44,090 allowed to break up with a guy if I want 720 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:45,590 to but you didn't even have the guts to 721 00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:49,460 Tom in person you were leaving him 722 00:39:45,590 --> 00:39:51,320 that's cold Sloane even for you hey if I 723 00:39:49,460 --> 00:39:56,030 want the opinion of some deadbeat lister 724 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:58,490 I'll ask okay Oh what's two chicks 725 00:39:56,030 --> 00:40:00,170 fighting is hot okay what do you want 726 00:39:58,489 --> 00:40:02,299 from me he was my college boyfriend 727 00:40:00,170 --> 00:40:03,820 that's all it's not like we were to 728 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:12,869 spend the rest of our lives together 729 00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:16,530 [Music] 730 00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:19,380 he was gonna propose 731 00:40:16,530 --> 00:40:22,320 I didn't know how was I supposed to know 732 00:40:19,380 --> 00:40:34,260 that you couldn't have he didn't stick 733 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:36,300 around long enough to find out oh it's 734 00:40:34,260 --> 00:40:37,290 barely a quarter carat I would have come 735 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:40,140 up with something better too 736 00:40:37,289 --> 00:40:48,679 oh you went for something better all 737 00:40:40,139 --> 00:40:48,679 right you made trading up and hard for 738 00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:50,909 [Music] 739 00:40:50,579 --> 00:40:55,480 [Applause] 740 00:40:50,909 --> 00:40:58,909 [Music] 741 00:40:55,480 --> 00:41:02,630 wait you suck with Jason you're such a 742 00:40:58,909 --> 00:41:04,579 I like it you trained it up from 743 00:41:02,630 --> 00:41:06,260 him to Andrew and that's where I'm gonna 744 00:41:04,579 --> 00:41:08,179 say you know what's so wrong with 745 00:41:06,260 --> 00:41:10,070 trading up the older you get the more 746 00:41:08,179 --> 00:41:11,960 you know what you want but you're not 747 00:41:10,070 --> 00:41:13,760 going after what your heart wants all 748 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:16,610 you care about is a shoddy rappings that 749 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:18,920 one's inside bull and Joe's everything 750 00:41:16,610 --> 00:41:21,079 I've been looking for he's powerful and 751 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:22,909 vicious well-connected his family 752 00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:24,650 practically built Hollywood plus he's 753 00:41:22,909 --> 00:41:27,230 got an axe you just want to sink her 754 00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:29,150 teeth into oh yes he does I'm not 755 00:41:27,230 --> 00:41:30,710 training him in for anyone hmm 756 00:41:29,150 --> 00:41:34,820 but what do you say the same thing about 757 00:41:30,710 --> 00:41:37,429 you no doubt you're not the only one 758 00:41:34,820 --> 00:41:38,390 looking to the shiniest pinion what do 759 00:41:37,429 --> 00:41:40,279 you think he's doing all those late 760 00:41:38,389 --> 00:41:42,319 nights what he's not with you meeting 761 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:44,210 with clients yes 762 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:46,350 lawn Klein's want to do anything to 763 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:49,740 break into Hollywood 764 00:41:46,349 --> 00:41:50,650 [Music] 765 00:41:49,739 --> 00:41:55,538 [Applause] 766 00:41:50,650 --> 00:41:55,539 [Music] 767 00:42:00,210 --> 00:42:11,970 nice nap you know I only got two hours 768 00:42:09,690 --> 00:42:19,338 of sleep because of you and your damn 769 00:42:11,969 --> 00:42:19,338 goes through he was lying was me I 770 00:42:19,730 --> 00:42:27,469 thought you knew everybody knows 771 00:42:28,650 --> 00:42:49,680 did you and Andrew do no it's like 30 772 00:42:32,429 --> 00:42:53,159 gross jesus long you look exhausted heal 773 00:42:49,679 --> 00:43:08,789 any clients see how I did you what was 774 00:42:53,159 --> 00:43:11,489 that for the blonde I can't believe you 775 00:43:08,789 --> 00:43:13,289 cheated on me it was really nothing to 776 00:43:11,489 --> 00:43:17,309 me I can remember Sarah's name 777 00:43:13,289 --> 00:43:18,480 Sarah Sarah Debora whatever look please 778 00:43:17,309 --> 00:43:19,710 give it a chance to make this up to you 779 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:21,780 we've got our reservations at panache 780 00:43:19,710 --> 00:43:23,280 tonight let's let's go out you and me 781 00:43:21,780 --> 00:43:26,550 and just spend some time together how 782 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:28,080 the office let's not let my mistake turn 783 00:43:26,550 --> 00:43:31,530 into a tragedy by losing our table 784 00:43:28,079 --> 00:43:33,900 little mistake the only mistake I made 785 00:43:31,530 --> 00:43:36,300 was trusting you and those reservations 786 00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:48,119 are mine I'm going to dinner and you 787 00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:50,780 can't come Sloan is that vodka oh my god 788 00:43:48,119 --> 00:43:50,779 where did that come from 789 00:43:51,309 --> 00:43:57,019 I'm sorry slaw this completely sucks I 790 00:43:54,800 --> 00:44:03,160 know I'm never gonna get that promotion 791 00:43:57,019 --> 00:44:05,559 now ages father owns this fun hell 792 00:44:03,159 --> 00:44:07,839 he-he-hey 793 00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:09,579 he practically owns half of Hollywood 794 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:11,769 and now that Andrew and I broke up he'll 795 00:44:09,579 --> 00:44:15,969 probably fire me we might even have me 796 00:44:11,769 --> 00:44:18,639 blacklisted oh god I'm gonna have to 797 00:44:15,969 --> 00:44:21,309 move and do PR for people that are cast 798 00:44:18,639 --> 00:44:26,319 mates on rock of love my life is over 799 00:44:21,309 --> 00:44:26,799 yeah I know how you feel I'm sorry it's 800 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,890 fine 801 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:31,450 look Andrews a jerk you should go out 802 00:44:29,889 --> 00:44:32,670 and bang someone else to get even that's 803 00:44:31,449 --> 00:44:37,960 what I do 804 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:39,400 Patrick I'm not gonna sleep with Patrick 805 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:41,829 to get back at Andrew 806 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:44,430 okay well why not sleep with Patrick for 807 00:44:41,829 --> 00:44:44,429 no reason at all 808 00:44:46,380 --> 00:44:53,079 Sloan how you doing 809 00:44:48,730 --> 00:44:53,889 ah good good no I am free tonight and I 810 00:44:53,079 --> 00:44:57,150 want to see what you're up to 811 00:44:53,889 --> 00:45:05,250 uh you want to go to dinner and I 812 00:44:57,150 --> 00:45:10,539 definitely see you then thanks long I 813 00:45:05,250 --> 00:45:16,269 heard you and Andrew broke up who's 814 00:45:10,539 --> 00:45:17,800 winning now what adil V yes screw him 815 00:45:16,269 --> 00:45:19,809 you know what we'll see who's laughing 816 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:22,000 when I catch a promotion so you know 817 00:45:19,809 --> 00:45:23,559 that Andrews screw him too you know he 818 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,329 doesn't decide against the VP slap his 819 00:45:23,559 --> 00:45:27,279 dad does and when I show Carwood a 820 00:45:25,329 --> 00:45:28,960 kick-ass memorial that I can throw I 821 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:32,040 will give promotion whether I'm dating 822 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:35,079 Andrew or not I am loving the new you 823 00:45:32,039 --> 00:45:36,759 screw you all you've got a party to plan 824 00:45:35,079 --> 00:45:38,889 let's go to your house 825 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:40,750 okay you have to help me pick out the 826 00:45:38,889 --> 00:45:42,699 most amazing dress to wear to my 827 00:45:40,750 --> 00:45:44,500 memorial I wanna be the first person 828 00:45:42,699 --> 00:45:54,219 ever to make it on the set strapless 829 00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:55,989 costume Italy usually people were 830 00:45:54,219 --> 00:46:02,369 something little more conservative in 831 00:45:55,989 --> 00:46:02,369 the afterlife would I die of boredom 832 00:46:06,210 --> 00:46:10,010 you look like big bird 833 00:46:10,969 --> 00:46:14,230 I think we have a winner 834 00:46:15,449 --> 00:46:24,239 I am one hot catch me okay now what now 835 00:46:22,829 --> 00:46:27,420 I got a run oh I'm gonna be late to meet 836 00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:41,399 Patrick for dinners okay you cannot go 837 00:46:27,420 --> 00:46:45,450 to panache looking like that seen this 838 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:47,130 to patient little girl she's uh she 839 00:46:45,449 --> 00:46:50,039 stuck six string beans 840 00:46:47,130 --> 00:46:50,309 all the way up her nose one after the 841 00:46:50,039 --> 00:46:53,639 other 842 00:46:50,309 --> 00:47:00,180 oh my god what did you do I told her she 843 00:46:53,639 --> 00:47:04,858 was mean right it's like deja vu huh 844 00:47:00,179 --> 00:47:09,239 uh 7:00 dinner hmm me telling terrible 845 00:47:04,858 --> 00:47:10,828 jokes and you molting okay it was the 846 00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,719 only thing that fit I didn't have the 847 00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:14,760 time to find anything to wear I've been 848 00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:18,838 a little stressed it is a good thing 849 00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:21,480 you're dining with dr. love dr. love see 850 00:47:18,838 --> 00:47:25,230 the data dr. feelgood drink two of these 851 00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:26,789 call me in the morning you were always 852 00:47:25,230 --> 00:47:31,108 good at making me laugh 853 00:47:26,789 --> 00:47:34,048 yeah yeah I've missed that I miss you 854 00:47:31,108 --> 00:47:35,969 yeah well I gotta be honest I was a 855 00:47:34,048 --> 00:47:39,210 little nervous about meeting you tonight 856 00:47:35,969 --> 00:47:40,588 what why cuz you know what if you change 857 00:47:39,210 --> 00:47:43,829 and you want the same girl that I fell 858 00:47:40,588 --> 00:47:47,639 in love with what I was really scared of 859 00:47:43,829 --> 00:47:50,660 is what if you hadn't changed and all 860 00:47:47,639 --> 00:47:50,659 this feelings came rushing back 861 00:47:50,889 --> 00:47:57,449 Patrick come here 862 00:47:58,079 --> 00:48:03,360 Sloane Andrew what are you doing here 863 00:48:02,070 --> 00:48:06,930 who's this guy 864 00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:09,660 this is my boss Andrew Andrew this is 865 00:48:06,929 --> 00:48:11,759 Patrick hi how are you doing I was just 866 00:48:09,659 --> 00:48:18,509 gonna wait till Christmas to do this but 867 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:21,480 um okay what's going on here Patrick I 868 00:48:18,510 --> 00:48:22,080 am so sorry I have no idea what he's 869 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,519 doing 870 00:48:22,079 --> 00:48:25,829 Sloan this morning you told me that the 871 00:48:23,519 --> 00:48:27,710 only way you would take me back was if I 872 00:48:25,829 --> 00:48:43,559 could prove that I'm committed to you 873 00:48:27,710 --> 00:48:46,230 normally you it's this person off I I 874 00:48:43,559 --> 00:48:51,630 don't know what say 875 00:48:46,230 --> 00:48:51,630 [Music] 876 00:49:00,510 --> 00:49:08,089 I can't believe you did all this so what 877 00:49:03,179 --> 00:49:08,088 do you say yes 878 00:49:11,039 --> 00:49:13,029 [Applause] 879 00:49:11,969 --> 00:49:21,769 [Music] 880 00:49:13,030 --> 00:49:27,650 [Applause] 881 00:49:21,769 --> 00:49:27,650 [Music] 882 00:49:41,170 --> 00:49:45,700 are you happy I'm ecstatic we're getting 883 00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:55,250 married 884 00:49:45,699 --> 00:49:58,159 sweet still I thought you'd be gone 885 00:49:55,250 --> 00:50:00,530 crossed over or whatever why would you 886 00:49:58,159 --> 00:50:04,929 think that cuz I heeded your warning and 887 00:50:00,530 --> 00:50:06,140 changed my life oh my god it's a glacier 888 00:50:04,929 --> 00:50:07,789 congratulations 889 00:50:06,139 --> 00:50:09,559 oh no that was quite an improvement on 890 00:50:07,789 --> 00:50:10,099 the last rate about you what are you 891 00:50:09,559 --> 00:50:11,480 talking about 892 00:50:10,099 --> 00:50:14,119 that chimp Patrick bought you in the 893 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:18,860 past kaylynn I didn't choose Patrick I 894 00:50:14,119 --> 00:50:20,420 chose Andrew oh good choice come on well 895 00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:22,430 I'm gonna have it all but the perfect 896 00:50:20,420 --> 00:50:24,920 job the perfect husband the perfect life 897 00:50:22,429 --> 00:50:27,349 yeah well it won't be perfect you know 898 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:30,590 you haven't changed your ways at all not 899 00:50:27,349 --> 00:50:33,500 at all hanging out by the ladies room 900 00:50:30,590 --> 00:50:35,450 loser came to find you why to 901 00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:40,550 congratulate me on my engagement 902 00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:44,029 no because it's midnight so what do you 903 00:50:40,550 --> 00:50:45,920 want to tell her or should I wait you 904 00:50:44,030 --> 00:50:47,480 could see her uh the last guy that 905 00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,110 dumped you I dumped you whatever makes 906 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,849 you feel better 907 00:50:48,110 --> 00:50:52,789 either way I'm your most recent 908 00:50:49,849 --> 00:50:54,920 ex-boyfriend slum meet the ghost of Xmas 909 00:50:52,789 --> 00:50:57,230 present okay so you're not the real 910 00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,980 Jason you're just a spirit that looks 911 00:50:57,230 --> 00:51:00,289 like him bingo 912 00:50:57,980 --> 00:51:02,360 and I get to show you all the ways your 913 00:51:00,289 --> 00:51:05,779 bicha tude affects those around you oh 914 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:07,220 nice one thank you awesome this is so 915 00:51:05,780 --> 00:51:07,780 much more fun than celebrating with my 916 00:51:07,219 --> 00:51:09,849 fiance 917 00:51:07,780 --> 00:51:12,310 oh you want to spend time with the 918 00:51:09,849 --> 00:51:14,819 people you care about well guess what so 919 00:51:12,309 --> 00:51:14,820 does everyone else 920 00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:22,079 well stop Christmas just a day late 921 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:28,719 mommy has to work on Christmas Day 922 00:51:26,369 --> 00:51:31,269 meaning what 923 00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:32,829 the often exact rifice is for work but 924 00:51:31,269 --> 00:51:37,320 you only make them when their benefit 925 00:51:32,829 --> 00:51:37,319 whoo oh yeah 926 00:51:39,650 --> 00:51:45,840 hey babe sweetie we should talk about 927 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:48,150 Christmas bonuses for the staff we'll be 928 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:53,670 lucky to pay them at all what's that bad 929 00:51:48,150 --> 00:51:54,990 it is you know maybe once Sloane's 930 00:51:53,670 --> 00:51:57,389 clients start using their gift 931 00:51:54,989 --> 00:51:58,199 certificates business will pick up don't 932 00:51:57,389 --> 00:52:01,589 hold your breath 933 00:51:58,199 --> 00:52:03,569 Oh oh my god I forgot I'll just take 934 00:52:01,590 --> 00:52:04,890 care of it tomorrow you're too late 935 00:52:03,570 --> 00:52:07,050 the firm's gift bags are packed today 936 00:52:04,889 --> 00:52:09,420 you missed your chance at least I 937 00:52:07,050 --> 00:52:10,440 offered oh I'm sure that'll be a comfort 938 00:52:09,420 --> 00:52:12,599 to them when the business goes under 939 00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:14,039 we're talking about Sloane Spencer I 940 00:52:12,599 --> 00:52:15,750 don't know why you even bother being 941 00:52:14,039 --> 00:52:17,279 friends with her she was my roommate in 942 00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:18,989 college what do you want me to do just 943 00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:20,630 stop speaking to her all together if 944 00:52:18,989 --> 00:52:31,429 that'll stop her taking you for granted 945 00:52:20,630 --> 00:52:31,430 then yes oh that was fun you ready to go 946 00:52:31,969 --> 00:52:40,349 you're gonna be so handsome hello hey 947 00:52:39,869 --> 00:52:47,069 baby 948 00:52:40,349 --> 00:52:55,579 bad news you're not coming home for 949 00:52:47,070 --> 00:52:55,580 Christmas buy yourself something pretty 950 00:53:02,389 --> 00:53:06,059 well she can just spend the day with me 951 00:53:04,590 --> 00:53:08,160 and no one wants to be alone on 952 00:53:06,059 --> 00:53:10,529 Christmas you're gonna be busy working 953 00:53:08,159 --> 00:53:13,559 in Kaitlyn's party unless you think your 954 00:53:10,530 --> 00:53:14,930 mom is worth skipping it no I can't skip 955 00:53:13,559 --> 00:53:18,119 that I'll lose the promotion for sure 956 00:53:14,929 --> 00:53:19,679 I'll just you're on the 26 who cares not 957 00:53:18,119 --> 00:53:21,980 you that's for sure 958 00:53:19,679 --> 00:53:25,829 I think you need a little brother 959 00:53:21,980 --> 00:53:29,730 purebred show-quality wildly expensive 960 00:53:25,829 --> 00:53:48,029 little brother all right one more look 961 00:53:29,730 --> 00:53:51,150 at Xmas present to go I don't believe it 962 00:53:48,030 --> 00:53:52,769 he was on the phone the entire time yep 963 00:53:51,150 --> 00:53:54,990 hurts when someone you care about 964 00:53:52,769 --> 00:53:56,940 ignores you huh so why are you showing 965 00:53:54,989 --> 00:53:58,379 me this this isn't me doing anything 966 00:53:56,940 --> 00:54:01,510 wrong I'm the victim here 967 00:53:58,380 --> 00:54:04,929 no you're not he is 968 00:54:01,510 --> 00:54:04,929 [Music] 969 00:54:05,119 --> 00:54:14,450 Patrick goddang that guess he doesn't 970 00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:16,970 like threesomes I can't believe I didn't 971 00:54:14,449 --> 00:54:19,338 even notice him leave well why are we 972 00:54:16,969 --> 00:54:20,989 watching this to try and make you 973 00:54:19,338 --> 00:54:23,449 realize that your actions have 974 00:54:20,989 --> 00:54:25,338 consequences if you go on treating 975 00:54:23,449 --> 00:54:27,288 people like this you're going to end up 976 00:54:25,338 --> 00:54:28,190 alone that's what I meant by changing 977 00:54:27,289 --> 00:54:30,259 your ways 978 00:54:28,190 --> 00:54:33,230 fine I'll call everyone and apologize 979 00:54:30,259 --> 00:54:34,219 it's gonna take more than words hate 980 00:54:33,230 --> 00:54:37,759 well 981 00:54:34,219 --> 00:54:40,009 Caitlyn's party is in exactly 30 3 hours 982 00:54:37,759 --> 00:54:41,748 and 10 minutes so once that's done I'll 983 00:54:40,009 --> 00:54:44,240 make night so everyone okay oh she's 984 00:54:41,748 --> 00:54:51,230 gonna make nice with everyone hmm 985 00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:54,828 you just don't get it do you hi Patrick 986 00:54:51,230 --> 00:54:59,358 it's me again um I really need to talk 987 00:54:54,829 --> 00:55:02,269 to you so can you call me I still not 988 00:54:59,358 --> 00:55:05,328 calling you back huh some people are so 989 00:55:02,268 --> 00:55:07,758 inconsiderate these days I feel like I 990 00:55:05,329 --> 00:55:08,990 haven't slept in three days I'm all 991 00:55:07,759 --> 00:55:10,630 you've been running around with ghosts 992 00:55:08,989 --> 00:55:13,219 all night would you expect 993 00:55:10,630 --> 00:55:16,068 I'll never handful but arrested then I 994 00:55:13,219 --> 00:55:17,429 have my entire life death will do that 995 00:55:16,068 --> 00:55:20,489 to you 996 00:55:17,429 --> 00:55:20,489 [Music] 997 00:55:21,039 --> 00:55:26,179 how you doing babe I'm upset I got in a 998 00:55:24,559 --> 00:55:27,679 fight with someone and I'm I'm not sure 999 00:55:26,179 --> 00:55:28,969 how to make things right with him I'll 1000 00:55:27,679 --> 00:55:30,259 get him a basket of pears from Harry and 1001 00:55:28,969 --> 00:55:31,579 David or something we can't afford to 1002 00:55:30,260 --> 00:55:32,090 lose any more clients now that Caitlin's 1003 00:55:31,579 --> 00:55:35,299 gone 1004 00:55:32,090 --> 00:55:41,240 he's not a client he's a guy I knew in 1005 00:55:35,300 --> 00:55:43,370 college oh so no biggie but it is he's 1006 00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:46,250 my friend I I think I hurt his feelings 1007 00:55:43,369 --> 00:55:47,690 and I'm sorry I'm I'm really under the 1008 00:55:46,250 --> 00:55:51,739 gun here can we talk about this later 1009 00:55:47,690 --> 00:55:55,789 oh sure I guess 1010 00:55:51,739 --> 00:55:56,769 I'll tell you what go out and buy 1011 00:55:55,789 --> 00:55:58,480 yourself something pretty 1012 00:55:56,769 --> 00:56:04,880 it'll cheer you up 1013 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:04,880 [Music] 1014 00:56:05,190 --> 00:56:09,059 you guys are gonna have an awesome 1015 00:56:06,630 --> 00:56:10,798 marriage oh my god I'm trying okay I 1016 00:56:09,059 --> 00:56:12,599 just I can't fix a lifetime worth of 1017 00:56:10,798 --> 00:56:19,048 relationships in one day we'll try 1018 00:56:12,599 --> 00:56:20,309 harder hey sweetie I've got my hands 1019 00:56:19,048 --> 00:56:23,009 full can I call you back 1020 00:56:20,309 --> 00:56:24,089 I really need to talk to you what's 1021 00:56:23,010 --> 00:56:27,470 wrong are you okay 1022 00:56:24,088 --> 00:56:30,808 yeah I just it's just I've been thinking 1023 00:56:27,469 --> 00:56:32,098 I know that my work has been taking up a 1024 00:56:30,809 --> 00:56:39,450 lot of my attention lately 1025 00:56:32,099 --> 00:56:41,490 and I just wanted to tell you I I was 1026 00:56:39,449 --> 00:56:43,919 watching the DVD of Caitlyn's career 1027 00:56:41,489 --> 00:56:45,509 retrospective and it includes the cops 1028 00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:49,650 episode where Caitlin got arrested for 1029 00:56:45,510 --> 00:56:53,369 shoplifting piece okay that whole thing 1030 00:56:49,650 --> 00:56:55,470 was so not my fault what I was gonna pay 1031 00:56:53,369 --> 00:56:57,630 for it but the pharmacy guy was smoking 1032 00:56:55,469 --> 00:56:59,429 hot okay you want me to go over there 1033 00:56:57,630 --> 00:57:01,170 and be like hello gonna buy some 1034 00:56:59,429 --> 00:57:04,529 ointment to put out the fire in my 1035 00:57:01,170 --> 00:57:06,059 underpants no it's humiliating oh and 1036 00:57:04,530 --> 00:57:11,869 there's nothing embarrassing at all 1037 00:57:06,059 --> 00:57:14,309 about stealing it um are you sure 1038 00:57:11,869 --> 00:57:17,130 because I think it's a little 1039 00:57:14,309 --> 00:57:22,589 embarrassing we put a copy in every gift 1040 00:57:17,130 --> 00:57:24,510 bag all 2,000 of them oh I mean yes 1041 00:57:22,588 --> 00:57:29,670 you're right get to get back back right 1042 00:57:24,510 --> 00:57:31,049 away know what I want to know is why in 1043 00:57:29,670 --> 00:57:33,900 the world with something that cuz I can 1044 00:57:31,048 --> 00:57:35,969 become a physicist hey Jenny its own 1045 00:57:33,900 --> 00:57:37,950 again I'm really sorry hey what happened 1046 00:57:35,969 --> 00:57:40,769 are you okay it's just I'm I'm 1047 00:57:37,949 --> 00:57:42,419 surrounded by crazy people here at work 1048 00:57:40,769 --> 00:57:44,309 and they just won't leave me alone 1049 00:57:42,420 --> 00:57:45,450 try me married to Ed okay he is so 1050 00:57:44,309 --> 00:57:47,640 stressed out he's acting like a total 1051 00:57:45,449 --> 00:57:49,679 lunatic this morning I really caught him 1052 00:57:47,639 --> 00:57:51,379 talking to a Cornish game hen long as 1053 00:57:49,679 --> 00:57:53,940 the chickens not talking back to him 1054 00:57:51,380 --> 00:57:55,980 seriously but you know what he's gonna 1055 00:57:53,940 --> 00:57:57,210 chill out once business picks up and 1056 00:57:55,980 --> 00:58:01,318 people start using those gift 1057 00:57:57,210 --> 00:58:04,349 certificates or sent out oh but gift 1058 00:58:01,318 --> 00:58:05,579 certificates you didn't send them out 1059 00:58:04,349 --> 00:58:08,350 did you um 1060 00:58:05,579 --> 00:58:10,240 soon you promised 1061 00:58:08,349 --> 00:58:12,369 really sorry there's just been so much 1062 00:58:10,239 --> 00:58:13,319 going on with work did you hear you got 1063 00:58:12,369 --> 00:58:17,889 the promotion 1064 00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:18,630 what oh um I'm sorry I'm gonna have to 1065 00:58:17,889 --> 00:58:25,449 call you back 1066 00:58:18,630 --> 00:58:27,340 sorry I got the promotion ah you gotta 1067 00:58:25,449 --> 00:58:27,909 be kidding me right of course I'm 1068 00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:41,950 kidding 1069 00:58:27,909 --> 00:58:44,679 why would they promote you so far today 1070 00:58:41,949 --> 00:58:46,119 I've set up feeds us the State 1071 00:58:44,679 --> 00:58:48,159 Department to allow the Vienna Boys 1072 00:58:46,119 --> 00:58:51,039 Choir to perform at the premiere I've 1073 00:58:48,159 --> 00:58:53,319 arranged transport and housing for 23 of 1074 00:58:51,039 --> 00:58:55,690 Caitlyn's childhood friends I just 1075 00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:57,789 confirmed Lady Gaga to sing paparazzi 1076 00:58:55,690 --> 00:59:00,250 Kaitlyn's favorite song and I just 1077 00:58:57,789 --> 00:59:02,679 negotiated with Elton John to rail lines 1078 00:59:00,250 --> 00:59:04,989 handling the wind to sing at Eton ins 1079 00:59:02,679 --> 00:59:05,440 Grayson I haven't showered I haven't 1080 00:59:04,989 --> 00:59:07,209 slept 1081 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,920 I've got ex-boyfriends popping up left 1082 00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:11,079 and right and you want to take out your 1083 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:18,070 prepubescent insecurities on me to make 1084 00:59:11,079 --> 00:59:24,460 yourself feel better it was just a joke 1085 00:59:18,070 --> 00:59:26,100 I don't have time for jokes now please 1086 00:59:24,460 --> 00:59:28,460 excuse me Oh 1087 00:59:26,099 --> 00:59:37,819 [Music] 1088 00:59:28,460 --> 00:59:41,980 have a productive day well done thank 1089 00:59:37,820 --> 00:59:44,050 you have to call Jenny back yes you do 1090 00:59:41,980 --> 00:59:47,510 Jenny 1091 00:59:44,050 --> 00:59:56,410 oh hey Sloane can you hold on just a 1092 00:59:47,510 --> 01:00:00,440 second she hung up on me 1093 00:59:56,409 --> 01:00:03,139 rare what Brad was right chick fights 1094 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:16,730 are hot maybe you should send her a 1095 01:00:03,139 --> 01:00:18,619 basket of pears 11:30 it's almost 1096 01:00:16,730 --> 01:00:20,059 Christmas you know if you want to make 1097 01:00:18,619 --> 01:00:23,659 things right with Patrick you kind of 1098 01:00:20,059 --> 01:00:25,900 need to do it now where do you think I'm 1099 01:00:23,659 --> 01:00:25,899 going 1100 01:00:26,389 --> 01:00:31,118 [Music] 1101 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:40,319 man it is really really nice to see all 1102 01:00:38,019 --> 01:00:40,318 right 1103 01:00:42,929 --> 01:00:49,679 hanging on the move down close eyes 1104 01:00:46,679 --> 01:00:49,679 sleep 1105 01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,630 my buddy 1106 01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:06,050 Patrick wait what I wanted to explain to 1107 01:01:03,588 --> 01:01:08,299 you about last night no that's okay I 1108 01:01:06,050 --> 01:01:10,430 understand what cooking apart for years 1109 01:01:08,300 --> 01:01:11,570 be silly for me to think that you hadn't 1110 01:01:10,429 --> 01:01:13,368 met somebody else in all this time but 1111 01:01:11,570 --> 01:01:15,490 what I don't understand is why you felt 1112 01:01:13,369 --> 01:01:18,108 the need to flaunt it different flan it 1113 01:01:15,489 --> 01:01:20,118 what do you mean we're on a date 1114 01:01:18,108 --> 01:01:24,409 and you left in the middle of that date 1115 01:01:20,119 --> 01:01:26,720 to get engaged what kind of a person 1116 01:01:24,409 --> 01:01:29,000 does that you don't understand I thought 1117 01:01:26,719 --> 01:01:31,219 that and you and I had broken up he 1118 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:38,838 cheated on me see so I called you to get 1119 01:01:31,219 --> 01:01:39,919 back at him kind of who are you excuse 1120 01:01:38,838 --> 01:01:43,789 me who are you 1121 01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:46,608 I need Sloan the same girl that you fell 1122 01:01:43,789 --> 01:01:49,759 in love with in college no no you see 1123 01:01:46,608 --> 01:01:52,069 that song she was warm funny she cared a 1124 01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:55,430 lot about people are did nothing like 1125 01:01:52,070 --> 01:01:56,570 her I've never fall in love with a girl 1126 01:01:55,429 --> 01:01:58,719 like you now 1127 01:01:56,570 --> 01:02:02,390 [Music] 1128 01:01:58,719 --> 01:02:07,259 that's a terrible thing to say 1129 01:02:02,389 --> 01:02:07,259 [Music] 1130 01:02:12,329 --> 01:02:17,819 like are you going home you're not gonna 1131 01:02:15,750 --> 01:02:20,190 go straighten things out with Patrick no 1132 01:02:17,820 --> 01:02:21,570 he made it clear how he feels if he 1133 01:02:20,190 --> 01:02:22,019 changes his mind he knows where to find 1134 01:02:21,570 --> 01:02:24,539 me 1135 01:02:22,019 --> 01:02:26,009 slowly he was just mad I'm sure if you 1136 01:02:24,539 --> 01:02:27,590 talk to him he'll know that you're not 1137 01:02:26,010 --> 01:02:30,380 as horrible a person as you seem 1138 01:02:27,590 --> 01:02:32,460 thank you come on you know what I mean 1139 01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:34,440 look you have to go back there and 1140 01:02:32,460 --> 01:02:36,179 apologize to Patrick only thing I need 1141 01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:38,820 to do is go over the invites and 1142 01:02:36,179 --> 01:02:40,759 finalists of the party seriously after 1143 01:02:38,820 --> 01:02:42,750 all that you're still putting work first 1144 01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:44,580 it's all I have left 1145 01:02:42,750 --> 01:02:49,409 Merry Christmas 1146 01:02:44,579 --> 01:02:49,409 [Music] 1147 01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:57,920 goodnight you you mean you're the ghost 1148 01:02:53,119 --> 01:03:00,739 Xmas yet to come really cuz I'm pretty 1149 01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:03,579 sure I never been Santa actually that 1150 01:03:00,739 --> 01:03:06,949 sounds like something Katelyn would do 1151 01:03:03,579 --> 01:03:07,369 where did she go she can't come on this 1152 01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:09,710 one 1153 01:03:07,369 --> 01:03:11,389 her future ended the moment she died but 1154 01:03:09,710 --> 01:03:17,829 she will be there when I wake from this 1155 01:03:11,389 --> 01:03:17,829 morning why not she's gone 1156 01:03:17,869 --> 01:03:22,099 but she can't be gone for good I'm not 1157 01:03:21,588 --> 01:03:24,469 ready 1158 01:03:22,099 --> 01:03:25,630 you do realize that Caitlyn is dead 1159 01:03:24,469 --> 01:03:28,099 right 1160 01:03:25,630 --> 01:03:30,170 whether she leaves now or later she is 1161 01:03:28,099 --> 01:03:32,150 gone forever but I never got to say 1162 01:03:30,170 --> 01:03:37,849 goodbye we're good plenty of chances you 1163 01:03:32,150 --> 01:03:39,910 just wasted them all aren't you jolly it 1164 01:03:37,849 --> 01:03:42,380 is time to go see what your future holds 1165 01:03:39,909 --> 01:03:44,028 and I really don't have the time for 1166 01:03:42,380 --> 01:03:46,249 this I'm afraid you don't have much time 1167 01:03:44,028 --> 01:03:47,298 left period it is now officially a 1168 01:03:46,248 --> 01:03:49,818 Christmas Day 1169 01:03:47,298 --> 01:04:00,030 your future is about to be sealed and 1170 01:03:49,818 --> 01:04:05,380 once it is you can't change it let's go 1171 01:04:00,030 --> 01:04:09,140 [Music] 1172 01:04:05,380 --> 01:04:10,670 okay I'm heading up now I'm sure you 1173 01:04:09,139 --> 01:04:12,440 wouldn't like to come join my family for 1174 01:04:10,670 --> 01:04:15,048 Christmas dinner I hate the thought of 1175 01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:16,700 leaving you here all alone I'll be alone 1176 01:04:15,048 --> 01:04:18,858 I'm spending Christmas with my daughter 1177 01:04:16,699 --> 01:04:20,659 but she couldn't come visit this year 1178 01:04:18,858 --> 01:04:40,670 remember what are you talking about so 1179 01:04:20,659 --> 01:04:44,868 it's right here so bad girl wandering 1180 01:04:40,670 --> 01:04:49,960 away from mommy see we always spend 1181 01:04:44,869 --> 01:04:51,890 Christmas together Merry Christmas movie 1182 01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:54,030 Merry Christmas 1183 01:04:51,889 --> 01:04:55,420 say Merry Christmas love 1184 01:04:54,030 --> 01:04:58,490 [Music] 1185 01:04:55,420 --> 01:05:02,389 holy crap she's gone insane 1186 01:04:58,489 --> 01:05:05,809 no she hasn't she thinks that dog is me 1187 01:05:02,389 --> 01:05:07,339 I mean she always referred to them as my 1188 01:05:05,809 --> 01:05:09,320 brothers but as far as I knew she 1189 01:05:07,340 --> 01:05:14,200 understood that I'm a human being if 1190 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:18,050 she's not crazy then what is she oh 1191 01:05:14,199 --> 01:05:21,559 you'd be so worried never leave mommy 1192 01:05:18,050 --> 01:05:24,769 never after her fifth husband Larry's 1193 01:05:21,559 --> 01:05:28,070 her fourth husband I know Carlos is her 1194 01:05:24,769 --> 01:05:28,969 fifth and after he moves out she will 1195 01:05:28,070 --> 01:05:30,530 fall apart 1196 01:05:28,969 --> 01:05:32,329 and since you certainly can't be 1197 01:05:30,530 --> 01:05:34,670 bothered with caring for her she becomes 1198 01:05:32,329 --> 01:05:37,369 obsessed with dogs whom she knows love 1199 01:05:34,670 --> 01:05:39,590 her unconditioned okay this is 1200 01:05:37,369 --> 01:05:42,049 ridiculous and you sound like an idiot 1201 01:05:39,590 --> 01:05:43,120 speaking in the future tense that's 1202 01:05:42,050 --> 01:05:47,690 because it's your future 1203 01:05:43,119 --> 01:06:03,259 come on oh you had me so worried 1204 01:05:47,690 --> 01:06:05,300 never leave mommy never good lord what's 1205 01:06:03,260 --> 01:06:06,980 she wearing when the restaurant went out 1206 01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:08,960 it's business the only job she could 1207 01:06:06,980 --> 01:06:09,619 find was waiting tables at the local 1208 01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:12,530 Applebee's 1209 01:06:09,619 --> 01:06:16,059 oh okay I refuse to take the blame for 1210 01:06:12,530 --> 01:06:19,060 that Sloane sent us a card I'll say it 1211 01:06:16,059 --> 01:06:19,059 No 1212 01:06:19,719 --> 01:06:25,730 okay that was harsh we're supposed to be 1213 01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:28,039 friends but you never acted like one 1214 01:06:25,730 --> 01:06:31,909 Jenny got tired of always being rejected 1215 01:06:28,039 --> 01:06:32,769 by you so she just gave up sooner or 1216 01:06:31,909 --> 01:06:35,750 later 1217 01:06:32,769 --> 01:06:41,000 everyone does 1218 01:06:35,750 --> 01:06:42,590 oh we're visiting Patrick now awesome 1219 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:44,690 can't wait to see how he stopped caring 1220 01:06:42,590 --> 01:06:46,640 about me not to know we're not going to 1221 01:06:44,690 --> 01:06:49,190 visit Patrick actually after you walk 1222 01:06:46,639 --> 01:06:50,719 away from room tonight you never see him 1223 01:06:49,190 --> 01:06:53,869 again but I thought you said he still 1224 01:06:50,719 --> 01:06:57,469 loves me he does but you don't care 1225 01:06:53,869 --> 01:06:59,300 about love anymore okay squirrel you 1226 01:06:57,469 --> 01:06:59,899 Santa of course I care about love I'm 1227 01:06:59,300 --> 01:07:01,880 engaged 1228 01:06:59,900 --> 01:07:03,740 so that means that you're lying and if 1229 01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:05,030 you guys are my exes and I'm getting 1230 01:07:03,739 --> 01:07:13,859 married to Andrew then I'm not gonna 1231 01:07:05,030 --> 01:07:22,070 have a future ex-boyfriend wrong again 1232 01:07:13,860 --> 01:07:24,809 [Music] 1233 01:07:22,070 --> 01:07:27,030 how can you be my ex I thought we get 1234 01:07:24,809 --> 01:07:30,029 married yes we do we also get divorced 1235 01:07:27,030 --> 01:07:31,769 what why I only wanted different things 1236 01:07:30,030 --> 01:07:37,500 you wanted power and prestige and I 1237 01:07:31,769 --> 01:07:39,449 wanted the blonde okay no theatrics in 1238 01:07:37,500 --> 01:07:41,699 the end we both got exactly what we 1239 01:07:39,449 --> 01:07:44,039 wanted what do you mean you take half my 1240 01:07:41,699 --> 01:07:47,579 assets in the divorce have my clients 1241 01:07:44,039 --> 01:07:50,659 half my company you're set for life come 1242 01:07:47,579 --> 01:07:53,599 on I'll show you you can afford the best 1243 01:07:50,659 --> 01:08:05,089 of everything 1244 01:07:53,599 --> 01:08:07,500 [Music] 1245 01:08:05,090 --> 01:08:08,369 if we're not here to see patch and you 1246 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:10,590 know we doing here 1247 01:08:08,369 --> 01:08:12,150 where are we going to see with all of 1248 01:08:10,590 --> 01:08:14,300 your money and promotions and power got 1249 01:08:12,150 --> 01:08:14,300 you 1250 01:08:15,039 --> 01:08:19,189 [Music] 1251 01:08:20,750 --> 01:08:28,548 that wasn't me 1252 01:08:25,369 --> 01:08:28,548 it is 1253 01:08:30,368 --> 01:08:33,420 but I look so young 1254 01:08:33,939 --> 01:08:42,408 where are my flowers where my visitors 1255 01:08:37,849 --> 01:08:45,920 why why my all alone because this is the 1256 01:08:42,408 --> 01:08:48,649 way you've chosen to live oh oh I didn't 1257 01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:51,828 choose this I never chose to be alone 1258 01:08:48,649 --> 01:08:56,929 but this is what you got all of your 1259 01:08:51,828 --> 01:08:58,368 wealth success it comes to nothing it 1260 01:08:56,929 --> 01:09:02,899 doesn't have to happen like this 1261 01:08:58,368 --> 01:09:07,028 I'll change it's too late Sloane no wha 1262 01:09:02,899 --> 01:09:10,658 I can fix this it hasn't happened yet 1263 01:09:07,029 --> 01:09:10,659 it's too late 1264 01:09:11,458 --> 01:09:15,538 you've already made your choice that 1265 01:09:14,338 --> 01:09:17,238 ring is on your finger 1266 01:09:15,538 --> 01:09:21,658 Patrick's heart is already broken 1267 01:09:17,238 --> 01:09:23,068 Caitlin is in the ground Christmas is 1268 01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:25,549 over please 1269 01:09:23,069 --> 01:09:48,729 chase don't let this happen to me 1270 01:09:25,550 --> 01:09:48,729 [Music] 1271 01:09:58,310 --> 01:10:07,980 Kalin where are you 1272 01:10:01,430 --> 01:10:10,530 Kaitlyn Shelly I I thought for sure you 1273 01:10:07,979 --> 01:10:10,859 would be gone no futures not quite here 1274 01:10:10,529 --> 01:10:13,649 yet 1275 01:10:10,859 --> 01:10:16,399 what day is it that's Christmas morning 1276 01:10:13,649 --> 01:10:19,349 it's not too late 1277 01:10:16,399 --> 01:10:24,839 I'm not too late I I can fix things yes 1278 01:10:19,350 --> 01:10:25,530 but you have to hurry right so where are 1279 01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:35,279 you going 1280 01:10:25,529 --> 01:10:36,989 the party's this way I know I know I 1281 01:10:35,279 --> 01:10:50,489 gotta find something really really 1282 01:10:36,989 --> 01:10:57,389 important more important my party that 1283 01:10:50,489 --> 01:11:00,710 it this is it okay let's go Hey and the 1284 01:10:57,390 --> 01:11:00,710 party so I'll just be there okay 1285 01:11:02,698 --> 01:11:07,319 just dinner come with the show 1286 01:11:04,869 --> 01:11:10,408 [Music] 1287 01:11:07,319 --> 01:11:10,408 Merry Christmas 1288 01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:18,050 [Music] 1289 01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:26,319 [Applause] 1290 01:11:18,050 --> 01:11:26,319 [Music] 1291 01:11:30,140 --> 01:11:34,850 using an SMTP 1292 01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:38,240 Sabrina didn't have any mails and 1293 01:11:34,850 --> 01:11:41,390 schotzie wants a little brother how did 1294 01:11:38,239 --> 01:11:44,289 you know about that it doesn't matter 1295 01:11:41,390 --> 01:11:47,810 all that matters is that I'm here I 1296 01:11:44,289 --> 01:11:49,909 didn't think I'd see you today of course 1297 01:11:47,810 --> 01:11:56,180 I come see you it's Christmas we should 1298 01:11:49,909 --> 01:11:57,019 spend it together I love you I love you 1299 01:11:56,180 --> 01:11:59,420 too sweetie 1300 01:11:57,020 --> 01:12:02,690 okay now gives you stuff together cuz we 1301 01:11:59,420 --> 01:12:05,140 are going to a party can I bring you a 1302 01:12:02,689 --> 01:12:09,589 little brother mom don't call him that 1303 01:12:05,140 --> 01:12:11,260 but yes you can yes this is taking us to 1304 01:12:09,590 --> 01:12:14,930 a party 1305 01:12:11,260 --> 01:12:14,930 [Music] 1306 01:12:15,279 --> 01:12:21,829 thank you for not giving up on me never 1307 01:12:18,319 --> 01:12:23,149 and you brought your mom I hope you 1308 01:12:21,829 --> 01:12:24,559 don't mind me showing up without an 1309 01:12:23,149 --> 01:12:28,369 invitation I'm more than marry her get 1310 01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:31,130 your butt in here I thought you had to 1311 01:12:28,369 --> 01:12:34,809 work today I do but I just wanted to 1312 01:12:31,130 --> 01:12:38,029 swing by here first to drop off your mom 1313 01:12:34,810 --> 01:12:40,580 and to apologize the way that I've 1314 01:12:38,029 --> 01:12:43,699 treated you it I've been losing a lot of 1315 01:12:40,579 --> 01:12:47,029 friends lately and I couldn't stand if I 1316 01:12:43,699 --> 01:12:48,699 lost you too never you're not getting 1317 01:12:47,029 --> 01:12:50,869 rid of me that easy 1318 01:12:48,699 --> 01:12:52,340 okay I'm gonna be back as soon as I can 1319 01:12:50,869 --> 01:12:54,229 I just need to go take care of your 1320 01:12:52,340 --> 01:12:57,770 Christmas present but she already got me 1321 01:12:54,229 --> 01:13:02,679 that a sweet baseball cap your real 1322 01:12:57,770 --> 01:13:02,680 present you think what I'm thinking I am 1323 01:13:05,319 --> 01:13:14,958 I will 1324 01:13:08,430 --> 01:13:14,959 [Music] 1325 01:13:18,050 --> 01:13:25,159 [Music] 1326 01:13:23,619 --> 01:13:27,649 [Applause] 1327 01:13:25,159 --> 01:13:31,920 Hey what are you doing here 1328 01:13:27,649 --> 01:13:33,689 you tell me we're working today no no 1329 01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:36,750 you know what take the rest of the day 1330 01:13:33,689 --> 01:13:41,009 off really it's Christmas go home and be 1331 01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:45,210 with your daughter son max sorry I'll 1332 01:13:41,010 --> 01:13:47,460 see you on Monday we already pulled all 1333 01:13:45,210 --> 01:13:49,230 the incriminating DVDs okay 1334 01:13:47,460 --> 01:13:51,750 oh good and they'll be space for these 1335 01:13:49,229 --> 01:13:53,549 hey I need you to put one of these in 1336 01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:59,609 every single gift bag it's very 1337 01:13:53,550 --> 01:14:01,260 important okay just trying to help a 1338 01:13:59,609 --> 01:14:02,819 friend's new restaurant take off we'll 1339 01:14:01,260 --> 01:14:04,310 have every celebrity in town in there 1340 01:14:02,819 --> 01:14:08,699 and that ought to do it 1341 01:14:04,310 --> 01:14:11,160 really nice of you oh you just called me 1342 01:14:08,699 --> 01:14:13,649 nice that's never happened before 1343 01:14:11,159 --> 01:14:17,189 [Music] 1344 01:14:13,649 --> 01:14:17,819 can I still go home of course Merry 1345 01:14:17,189 --> 01:14:21,208 Christmas 1346 01:14:17,819 --> 01:14:24,789 [Music] 1347 01:14:21,208 --> 01:14:31,819 Sloane you gotta admit camera 1348 01:14:24,789 --> 01:14:33,929 [Music] 1349 01:14:31,819 --> 01:14:38,969 kaitlin's somewhere i watching all there 1350 01:14:33,929 --> 01:14:39,609 oh yeah definitely and I think she's 1351 01:14:38,969 --> 01:14:47,798 loving it 1352 01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:47,798 [Music] 1353 01:14:47,930 --> 01:14:52,880 [Applause] 1354 01:14:49,750 --> 01:14:54,949 I'm coming to you live from the red 1355 01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:57,199 carpet at the snow angel premiere party 1356 01:14:54,949 --> 01:14:59,389 where all of Hollywood has turned out in 1357 01:14:57,199 --> 01:15:02,269 all its glamour to honor the memory of 1358 01:14:59,390 --> 01:15:04,970 one of their own it is a moving tribute 1359 01:15:02,270 --> 01:15:06,680 to a fallen star but don't you dare 1360 01:15:04,970 --> 01:15:10,130 touch that remote because we've got this 1361 01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:12,079 beautiful life cut way too short covered 1362 01:15:10,130 --> 01:15:17,380 from every imaginable angle right here 1363 01:15:12,079 --> 01:15:17,380 on showbiz oh it's gonna be a fun night 1364 01:15:19,159 --> 01:15:25,088 [Music] 1365 01:15:37,380 --> 01:15:42,420 [Music] 1366 01:15:43,739 --> 01:15:47,889 there you are 1367 01:15:45,399 --> 01:15:48,989 I need to talk to you and I need to talk 1368 01:15:47,890 --> 01:15:55,329 to you 1369 01:15:48,989 --> 01:16:03,099 miss vice president oh you mean I just 1370 01:15:55,329 --> 01:16:06,670 got word from my dad gratulations but 1371 01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:09,100 that it's gonna make this even harder 1372 01:16:06,670 --> 01:16:13,899 what Oh God 1373 01:16:09,100 --> 01:16:15,550 how do I say this my whole life I was 1374 01:16:13,899 --> 01:16:17,079 taught that relationships are based on 1375 01:16:15,550 --> 01:16:21,909 what the other person can do for you 1376 01:16:17,079 --> 01:16:25,269 rough financially emotionally or in your 1377 01:16:21,909 --> 01:16:28,059 career but I realize how wrong that is 1378 01:16:25,270 --> 01:16:30,700 it's not about what someone can do for 1379 01:16:28,060 --> 01:16:33,010 you it's about how they make you feel 1380 01:16:30,699 --> 01:16:35,979 when you're with them or how you both 1381 01:16:33,010 --> 01:16:39,940 feel absolutely I don't want to feel 1382 01:16:35,979 --> 01:16:41,500 like an accessory when you I need 1383 01:16:39,939 --> 01:16:45,099 someone that can be there for me 1384 01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:45,699 emotionally that listens to me and loves 1385 01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:48,780 me 1386 01:16:45,699 --> 01:16:48,779 the way that I love him 1387 01:16:49,340 --> 01:16:53,360 Andrew 1388 01:16:51,550 --> 01:16:57,489 Andrew 1389 01:16:53,359 --> 01:17:00,409 [Music] 1390 01:16:57,488 --> 01:17:02,939 I mean 1391 01:17:00,409 --> 01:17:05,569 [Music] 1392 01:17:02,939 --> 01:17:05,569 of course 1393 01:17:06,460 --> 01:17:13,168 I'm sorry 1394 01:17:07,350 --> 01:17:13,169 [Music] 1395 01:17:19,649 --> 01:17:27,379 I couldn't resist once more for old 1396 01:17:26,310 --> 01:17:31,800 times sake 1397 01:17:27,380 --> 01:17:34,170 so mission accomplished how did you get 1398 01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:37,930 your wings actually it's more like a 1399 01:17:34,170 --> 01:17:40,889 pitchfork no I'm kidding yes 1400 01:17:37,930 --> 01:17:48,020 [Music] 1401 01:17:40,889 --> 01:17:49,770 so then I guess this is goodbye and 1402 01:17:48,020 --> 01:17:53,520 you're gonna be okay 1403 01:17:49,770 --> 01:17:56,010 you kidding heaven is open bar and Heath 1404 01:17:53,520 --> 01:18:00,210 Ledger and James Dean yes sounds like 1405 01:17:56,010 --> 01:18:01,770 heaven to me you know I think that 1406 01:18:00,210 --> 01:18:09,989 you're gonna find a guy down here who's 1407 01:18:01,770 --> 01:18:12,199 almost as perfect well I guess I'll be 1408 01:18:09,988 --> 01:18:12,198 off 1409 01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:19,780 son 1410 01:18:14,710 --> 01:18:21,939 thank you for everything no I I should 1411 01:18:19,779 --> 01:18:28,949 be thanking you you gave me a whole new 1412 01:18:21,939 --> 01:18:46,989 life well good bye bye 1413 01:18:28,949 --> 01:18:52,470 [Music] 1414 01:18:46,989 --> 01:18:54,119 [Applause] 1415 01:18:52,470 --> 01:18:55,940 [Music] 1416 01:18:54,119 --> 01:19:01,539 [Applause] 1417 01:18:55,939 --> 01:19:06,109 [Music] 1418 01:19:01,539 --> 01:19:21,859 [Applause] 1419 01:19:06,109 --> 01:19:21,858 [Music] 1420 01:19:25,729 --> 01:19:29,629 [Music] 1421 01:19:33,069 --> 01:19:36,630 [Music] 1422 01:19:34,390 --> 01:19:43,350 [Applause] 1423 01:19:36,630 --> 01:19:46,260 [Music] 1424 01:19:43,350 --> 01:19:58,139 [Applause] 1425 01:19:46,260 --> 01:20:00,780 I heard about the promotion and I just 1426 01:19:58,139 --> 01:20:08,550 wanted to say there is no freaking way 1427 01:20:00,779 --> 01:20:09,710 I'm bringing you coffee ever deal I'm 1428 01:20:08,550 --> 01:20:13,489 out of here 1429 01:20:09,710 --> 01:20:15,560 wait you're leaving where are you going 1430 01:20:13,488 --> 01:20:19,198 to get away 1431 01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:19,199 [Music] 1432 01:20:28,050 --> 01:20:31,050 Patrick 1433 01:20:37,809 --> 01:20:47,770 Patrick um I'm so sorry for what for 1434 01:20:44,670 --> 01:20:50,828 everything but what I said at the 1435 01:20:47,770 --> 01:20:53,739 hospital for letting you leave the 1436 01:20:50,828 --> 01:21:00,519 restaurant when Andrew showed up or 1437 01:20:53,738 --> 01:21:03,629 running away instead of taking your ring 1438 01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:03,630 and becoming your wife 1439 01:21:06,149 --> 01:21:15,509 how do you know about that I just know 1440 01:21:12,079 --> 01:21:19,380 most of all that I'm sorry that it is 1441 01:21:15,510 --> 01:21:21,590 taken me until now to realize how I feel 1442 01:21:19,380 --> 01:21:28,340 about you 1443 01:21:21,590 --> 01:21:30,500 when inside I've known it all I'm not 1444 01:21:28,340 --> 01:21:32,890 that horrible girl that you saw the 1445 01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:39,390 restaurant 1446 01:21:32,890 --> 01:21:39,390 at least not anymore Amy 1447 01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:47,860 Slone you knew in college and i would 1448 01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:47,860 love the chance to reintroduce you 1449 01:21:51,289 --> 01:21:56,170 she used to look something like this 1450 01:22:01,328 --> 01:22:10,618 oh my god I can't believe that you kept 1451 01:22:07,149 --> 01:22:13,039 this all these years of course I did 1452 01:22:10,618 --> 01:22:23,639 it's a present from the man that I loved 1453 01:22:13,039 --> 01:22:23,640 [Music] 1454 01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:27,020 you 1455 01:22:31,180 --> 01:22:34,749 [Music] 1456 01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:57,800 Merry Christmas baby thank you hey 1457 01:22:53,100 --> 01:23:03,480 Vivian my darling you look beautiful oh 1458 01:22:57,800 --> 01:23:05,100 I'm so glad you're here I need to get 1459 01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:08,569 back over to get back up you got an Adam 1460 01:23:05,100 --> 01:23:08,570 loser I'm going I'm going 1461 01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:12,539 did I ever tell you too sir about my 1462 01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:14,670 three marriages my first husband he was 1463 01:23:12,539 --> 01:23:16,500 tall I thought I was in love 1464 01:23:14,670 --> 01:23:18,630 my second husband he was short but he 1465 01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:22,380 was rich and my third doesn't know you 1466 01:23:18,630 --> 01:23:30,680 might be under the table right now you 1467 01:23:22,380 --> 01:23:30,680 merry merry exmas Caitlyn 1468 01:23:32,748 --> 01:23:36,479 hey Christmas everyone 1469 01:23:35,199 --> 01:23:39,559 [Music] 1470 01:23:36,479 --> 01:23:39,559 [Applause] 1471 01:23:41,949 --> 01:23:49,618 [Music] 1472 01:24:21,408 --> 01:24:26,549 hey Aaron its lone Spencer I was calling 1473 01:24:25,319 --> 01:24:29,189 to check on the arrangements for the 1474 01:24:26,550 --> 01:24:31,769 snow angel premiere party Sloane darling 1475 01:24:29,189 --> 01:24:34,829 it's going to be exquisite Valhalla 1476 01:24:31,769 --> 01:24:37,588 we're going to have 100 white doves 1477 01:24:34,828 --> 01:24:39,299 preset in cages over the entrance so 1478 01:24:37,588 --> 01:24:42,479 when Catelyn Quinn arrives we'll release 1479 01:24:39,300 --> 01:24:44,279 them picture the snow angels with all 1480 01:24:42,479 --> 01:24:47,449 those gorgeous white birds swooping 1481 01:24:44,279 --> 01:24:51,358 around Wow 1482 01:24:47,448 --> 01:24:53,068 now just one question Q what happens 1483 01:24:51,359 --> 01:24:55,409 when you stick those birds next to hot 1484 01:24:53,069 --> 01:24:57,539 lights for a couple of hours mmm 1485 01:24:55,408 --> 01:24:59,488 they die brain trust it's like sticking 1486 01:24:57,538 --> 01:25:01,050 them in a rotisserie do you want a 1487 01:24:59,488 --> 01:25:03,478 hundred charred roasted birds plummeting 1488 01:25:01,050 --> 01:25:05,699 down on the star of our movie no eating 1489 01:25:03,479 --> 01:25:07,260 game damn right you did now you have 1490 01:25:05,698 --> 01:25:09,238 exactly one hour to call me back with 1491 01:25:07,260 --> 01:25:11,418 ideas for premiere events that doesn't 1492 01:25:09,238 --> 01:25:11,418 belong 1493 01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:18,390 [Music] 1494 01:25:13,500 --> 01:25:18,390 Xavier I need some heat resistant does 1495 01:25:33,159 --> 01:25:37,269 [Music] 1496 01:25:35,100 --> 01:25:40,020 hey you can't park here that the 1497 01:25:37,270 --> 01:25:40,020 handicapped spot 1498 01:25:50,460 --> 01:25:52,520 you 1499 01:26:02,309 --> 01:26:05,260 we were starting to think you were gonna 1500 01:26:04,238 --> 01:26:07,689 take the day off 1501 01:26:05,260 --> 01:26:09,880 not at all I figured you'd like a latte 1502 01:26:07,689 --> 01:26:10,569 to get you through the morning you read 1503 01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:12,730 my mind 1504 01:26:10,569 --> 01:26:14,649 so how's the snow angels party coming 1505 01:26:12,729 --> 01:26:16,029 along awesome it is gonna be the biggest 1506 01:26:14,649 --> 01:26:17,979 thing to ever happen on Christmas Day 1507 01:26:16,029 --> 01:26:20,170 except for the whole Jesus being born 1508 01:26:17,979 --> 01:26:22,268 thing right it's gonna be bigger than 1509 01:26:20,170 --> 01:26:23,889 that exactly where are we with the press 1510 01:26:22,269 --> 01:26:25,179 well I've got phone calls out to all the 1511 01:26:23,889 --> 01:26:25,960 major networks I'm just waiting for 1512 01:26:25,179 --> 01:26:27,908 confirmation 1513 01:26:25,960 --> 01:26:29,948 wait they haven't confirmed yet this 1514 01:26:27,908 --> 01:26:32,049 party is in three days I know when the 1515 01:26:29,948 --> 01:26:33,578 party is and I'll make sure the networks 1516 01:26:32,050 --> 01:26:35,679 are there you know I'd be happy to pitch 1517 01:26:33,578 --> 01:26:37,929 in make some calls myself if someone's 1518 01:26:35,679 --> 01:26:39,730 feeling overwhelmed I'm not thank you 1519 01:26:37,929 --> 01:26:43,139 I've got everything under control 1520 01:26:39,729 --> 01:26:48,488 even Caitlyn of course Sloane 1521 01:26:43,139 --> 01:26:53,500 we've got a problem Caitlyn I know oh 1522 01:26:48,488 --> 01:27:02,948 god she's drunk again is she trying to 1523 01:26:53,500 --> 01:27:04,359 tank her career Caitlyn Quinn does not 1524 01:27:02,948 --> 01:27:06,729 make enough money to behave this badly 1525 01:27:04,359 --> 01:27:10,210 one of you two I'm on it I'll make sure 1526 01:27:06,729 --> 01:27:13,448 they take it down great anything I can 1527 01:27:10,210 --> 01:27:16,658 do to help yeah can you give me a Red 1528 01:27:13,448 --> 01:27:18,129 Bull I'll take one too thank god you're 1529 01:27:16,658 --> 01:27:20,888 here so I don't have to deal with this 1530 01:27:18,130 --> 01:27:23,429 idiotic Caitlyn can you believe they 1531 01:27:20,889 --> 01:27:26,050 told that video to the tabloids 1532 01:27:23,429 --> 01:27:30,158 stupid elves always looking to make a 1533 01:27:26,050 --> 01:27:33,038 buck I need you to fix this I know I 1534 01:27:30,158 --> 01:27:35,618 know it's an elf thing you were the 1535 01:27:33,038 --> 01:27:36,939 victim here don't you worry this loan is 1536 01:27:35,618 --> 01:27:43,408 gonna take care of everything 1537 01:27:36,939 --> 01:27:43,408 all right all right this is cold 1538 01:27:46,469 --> 01:27:51,489 sweetie listen you know we all love you 1539 01:27:49,750 --> 01:27:54,519 but you got to stop doing stuff like 1540 01:27:51,488 --> 01:27:56,768 this like what let me see attacking 1541 01:27:54,519 --> 01:27:58,719 Heidi Montag at the VMAs she provoked me 1542 01:27:56,769 --> 01:28:00,070 getting arrested for smuggling drugs 1543 01:27:58,719 --> 01:28:02,800 across the Mexican border 1544 01:28:00,069 --> 01:28:04,429 they were diet pills 200 of them the 1545 01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:08,670 camera adds 10 pounds 1546 01:28:04,430 --> 01:28:12,480 okay what about shoplifting a $4,000 1547 01:28:08,670 --> 01:28:15,960 coat from Prada like I told you I wasn't 1548 01:28:12,479 --> 01:28:20,849 shoplifting I was just so drunk I forgot 1549 01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:24,500 I tried it on oh okay I guess I should 1550 01:28:20,850 --> 01:28:27,320 have told the public that look Caitlin 1551 01:28:24,500 --> 01:28:29,760 you're starring in a family movie now 1552 01:28:27,319 --> 01:28:33,509 believe it or not there is such thing as 1553 01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:36,329 bad publicity snow angel it can make or 1554 01:28:33,510 --> 01:28:39,480 break your career if you blow this you 1555 01:28:36,329 --> 01:28:41,189 might not get another chance so you 1556 01:28:39,479 --> 01:28:42,119 might want to be just a little bit more 1557 01:28:41,189 --> 01:28:48,979 careful with the way you present 1558 01:28:42,119 --> 01:28:48,979 yourself to others like now for instance 1559 01:28:50,219 --> 01:28:53,000 Caitlin 1560 01:28:54,750 --> 01:29:00,850 [Music] 1561 01:28:58,199 --> 01:29:02,590 and Kaitlyn promised to lay low until 1562 01:29:00,850 --> 01:29:04,510 after the movie's release it's good work 1563 01:29:02,590 --> 01:29:06,880 Sloane is really good work good enough 1564 01:29:04,510 --> 01:29:08,340 to give me the promotion of VP I don't 1565 01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:11,650 know that's a big step 1566 01:29:08,340 --> 01:29:13,989 well you are the son of the firm's 1567 01:29:11,649 --> 01:29:17,949 president is there anything that I can 1568 01:29:13,989 --> 01:29:32,349 do to help influence that decision like 1569 01:29:17,949 --> 01:29:34,720 this or Haiti days yes and that works 1570 01:29:32,350 --> 01:29:39,070 for me just promise me you won't try to 1571 01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:41,740 influence my dad the same way are you 1572 01:29:39,069 --> 01:29:43,299 coming over later it'll be a lot later 1573 01:29:41,739 --> 01:29:45,189 I've got a client meeting tonight but 1574 01:29:43,300 --> 01:29:46,600 I'll tell you what why don't I take you 1575 01:29:45,189 --> 01:29:48,159 out tomorrow and we'll celebrate your 1576 01:29:46,600 --> 01:29:51,960 victory and handling this whole Caitlyn 1577 01:29:48,159 --> 01:29:57,340 this and we'll go someplace special why 1578 01:29:51,960 --> 01:29:59,859 not really that would be amazing I I've 1579 01:29:57,340 --> 01:30:01,029 been dying to go there I know so why 1580 01:29:59,859 --> 01:30:05,139 don't you call them and get us some 1581 01:30:01,029 --> 01:30:05,679 reservations okay will do okay that's my 1582 01:30:05,140 --> 01:30:11,289 girl 1583 01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:12,520 I talked to Caitlyn off the ledge oh 1584 01:30:11,289 --> 01:30:14,800 it's a Christmas miracle 1585 01:30:12,520 --> 01:30:16,060 well Andrew thought so you know I 1586 01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:17,980 stopped caring about who you date 1587 01:30:16,060 --> 01:30:20,680 exactly two seconds after I don't you 1588 01:30:17,979 --> 01:30:22,119 first of all I dumped you a second it's 1589 01:30:20,680 --> 01:30:23,289 just beautifully obvious how jealous you 1590 01:30:22,119 --> 01:30:24,789 are that I'm gonna get the VP slot 1591 01:30:23,289 --> 01:30:25,930 instead of you I think it takes more 1592 01:30:24,789 --> 01:30:27,609 than sleeping with the boss to get a 1593 01:30:25,930 --> 01:30:29,880 promotion yeah it's gonna take turning 1594 01:30:27,609 --> 01:30:29,880 the snow 115472

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