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hey Erin its Sloan sensor I was calling
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to check on the arrangements for the
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snow angel premiere party Sloan darling
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it's going to be exquisite Valhalla
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we're going to have 100 white doves
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preset in cages over the entrance so
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when Kaitlyn Quinn arrives release them
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picture the snow angels with all those
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gorgeous white birds swooping around Wow
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now just one question cute what happens
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when you stick those birds next to hot
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lights for a couple of hours hmm they
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die brain trust it's like sticking them
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in a rotisserie do you want a hundred
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charred roasted bird plummeting down on
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the star of our movie no getting game
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damn right you did now you have exactly
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one hour to call me back with ideas for
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premiere events that doesn't belong
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Xavier I need some heat resistant does
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hey you can't park here that the
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handicapped spot
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you
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we were starting to think you're gonna
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take the day off
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not at all I figured you'd like a latte
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to get you through the morning
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you read my mind so how's the snow
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angels party coming along awesome it is
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gonna be the biggest thing to ever
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happen on Christmas Day except for the
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whole Jesus being born thing right it's
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gonna be bigger than that exactly where
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are we with the press well I've got
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phone calls out to all the major
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networks I'm just waiting for
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confirmation
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wait they haven't confirmed yet this
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party is in three days I know when the
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party is and I'll make sure the networks
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are there you know I'd be happy to pitch
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in make some calls myself if someone's
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feeling overwhelmed I'm not thank you
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I've got everything under control
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even Caitlyn of course Sloane
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we've got a problem Caitlyn I know oh
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god she's drunk again is she trying to
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tank her career Caitlyn Quinn does not
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make enough money to behave this badly
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one of you two I'm on it
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I'll make sure they take it down great
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anything I can do to help yeah can you
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give me a Red Bull I'll take one too
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thank god you're here so I don't have to
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deal with this idiotic Gailen can you
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believe they sold that video to the
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tabloids stupid elves always looking to
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make a buck I need you to fix this I
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know I know it's an elf thing you were
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the victim here but don't you worry this
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loan is gonna take care of everything
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all right
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all right this is cold
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sweetie listen you know we all love you
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but you got to stop doing stuff like
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this like what let me see
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attacking Heidi Montag at the VMAs she
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provoked me getting arrested for
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smuggling drugs across the Mexican
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border
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they were diet pills 200 of them the
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camera adds 10 pounds
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okay what about shoplifting a $4,000
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coat from Prada like I told you I wasn't
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shoplifting I was just so drunk I forgot
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I tried it on oh okay I guess I should
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have told the public that look Caitlin
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you're starring in a family movie now
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believe it or not there is such thing as
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bad publicity snow angel it can make or
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break your career if you blow this you
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might not get another chance so you
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might want to be just a little bit more
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careful with the way you present
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yourself to others like now for instance
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Caitlin
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stories complete and Catelyn promised to
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lay low until after the movie's release
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it's good work Sloane is really good
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work good enough to give me the
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promotion of VP I don't know that's a
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big step
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well you are the son of the firm's
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president is there anything that I can
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do to help influence that decision
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like this or Haiti days yes well that
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works for me just promise me you won't
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try to influence my dad the same way are
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you coming over later it'll be a lot
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later I've got a client meeting tonight
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but I'll tell you what why don't I take
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you out tomorrow and we'll celebrate
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your victory and handling this whole
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Caitlyn less and we'll go someplace
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special
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why not really ah that would be amazing
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I I've been dying to go there I know so
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why don't you call let me get us some
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reservations okay will do
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okay that's my girl I talked to Caitlyn
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off the ledge oh it's a Christmas
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miracle well and your thoughts um you
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know I stopped caring about who you date
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exactly two seconds after I don't you
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first of all I dumped you a second it's
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just pitifully obvious how jealous you
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are that I'm gonna get the VP's love
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inside of you
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I think it takes more than sleeping with
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the boss to get a promotion yeah it's
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gonna take turning the snow angel party
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into the event of the decade once I do
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that I'm a shoo-in for VP I'll get the
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best clients uh the corner office bonus
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use of company jet basically everything
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you ever wanted in that makes you crazy
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it's not a contest you know oh yes it is
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and I'm winning
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let's go in here oh I need to decide
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what Larry's buy me for Christmas
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oh that one would look stunning with the
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red dress that I'm wearing at brunch on
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Christmas morning wish you were there to
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see it I told you I have to work all day
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Christmas of course I just we used to
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have so much fun on Christmas mornings
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getting all dressed up posing for
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pictures by the Christmas tree remember
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of course they do
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oh I know have Larry take a picture of
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you and email it to me will do I see
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that one please certainly met him here
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hold your brother warm please don't call
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him that now how come Larry isn't
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getting you your present himself he's in
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Cleveland on business or the 24th he
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doesn't have time to shop pretty pretty
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expensive the more it costs the more
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Larry knows he loves me that's not very
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romantic darling
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men come and go but diamonds are forever
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I think your brother won't slip please
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don't hold that okay Jenny I know you're
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gonna be shocked
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again pop see you in five oh my god this
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is fantastic
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it is a chestnut tartlets with a tangelo
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boom Asian right it's insane your
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customers must eat this up
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well they would if we had any it's
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probably slow cuz the holiday and I
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would eat this every day
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good I'm thinking about making it for
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Christmas dinner on Saturday Oh about
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dinner
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you can't come I'm sorry I have to work
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on Christmas Day Oh slow and Spencer
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makes a rare appearance it's a Christmas
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miracle
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Merry Christmas ed what's up with
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Scrooge he's worried about money we both
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I don't know why you ever thought it
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would be a good idea to open a
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restaurant in LA uh because you're an
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amazing chef always have been
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you're the reason for my freshman 15 oh
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come on who knew that truffle oil was so
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good on top of mac and cheese my
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specialty and once people realize how
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irresistible your food is you're gonna
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have a line outside the door actually I
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wanted to talk to you about that now I
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know the people would love this place if
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they'd ever heard of it but I just don't
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know how to get the word out so I was
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hoping that maybe you could help me
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since you are the best publicist in the
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entire city
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flattery gets you everywhere okay what
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this place needs
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is star power okay we'll get the
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celebrities in here we'll get the
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paparazzi out there and you'll get a
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full house guaranteed do you still have
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those gift certificates leftover from
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the grand opening um they're in the
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storeroom Oh could you give them to some
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of your famous clients no I'll give them
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to all my famous clients I'll put them
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inside our company gift bags and I
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promise you by New Year's this will be
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the hottest place in Hollywood oh my
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gosh thank you so much you know hey Erin
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I'll go get the gift certificates yeah
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you better be calling me with some good
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news or you will be singing Christmas
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carols as a soprano
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hi Caitlin
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what's up okay the ocean since
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technically you're leaving the state
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okay Caitlin what if you gotten yourself
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into now awesome guy who's taking me
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sailing no do not get on a boat rock oh
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my gosh it's not a boatload of the yacht
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promise me okay we just talked about
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this trouble I said five party pooper
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hello Caitlin sweetie it's a bad
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connection call me back I swear if
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you're calling me from the middle of the
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Pacific I will swim out there and drown
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you myself hello Caitlin hello
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[Music]
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penguin Jesus you scared me to death how
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did you get in here
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Sloane Spencer time is running out you
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must change your ways or pay the price
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oh my god you know I should have totally
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won Best Actress at the Teen Choice
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Awards last year stupid to go to Fanning
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okay you know sit down sit down
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what happened did you break up with a
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boyfriend or something uh oh please
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don't tell me there's a sex tape this
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isn't about me Sloane it's too late for
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me but you still have a chance a chance
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for what
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not to die alone okay are you drunk no
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okay maybe a little
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I mean I only had like one to four
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bottle you know that's not the point for
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the next three nights you'll be visited
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by three ghosts at the stroke of
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midnight three ghosts
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you mean like Dickens three ghosts
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exactly they're gonna give you your only
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shot at redemption okay here's what
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we're gonna do you're gonna go home now
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and tomorrow morning we're gonna go see
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about getting us a professional help
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okay it'll be completely confidential
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promise I'm not the one who needs help
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Sloane all right that's it I put up with
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a lot with my clients but I've never
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how did you do that listen to me slow
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listen to me
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go away
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get out of my house maybe you okay yes
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yes I am crazy
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Oh God you haven't heard what turn on
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your TV Quinn was dancing on this spot
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earlier this evening when she apparently
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choked to death on an olive while
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drinking her martini too bad it wasn't
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an apple martini or she'd be alive today
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thank you hi I was told Kaitlyn Quinn
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was brought her are you family and her
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publicist son oh my god
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my Sloane's my secure
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I can't believe it how many years has it
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been too many oh I'm so happy to see you
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what what are you doing here I work here
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well what are you doing here what are
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you sick no um I'm here to see one of my
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clients Kaitlyn I come on no I'll take
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you to her
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Wow it's good to see you just had to see
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for myself I can't believe it she's dead
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I told her to stop getting into so much
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trouble can't blame yourself no you
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understand her movie premiere is in
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three days I know it's hard to lose
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someone so young so much ahead away
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this is a nightmare I'll give you some
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time alone with her goodbyes
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[Music]
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is that gonna make you look fat no this
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is impossible your dad that is your body
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yeah drink and the tackiest sheets ever
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and what is this polyester right this
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isn't happening seriously they need to
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swap this out for Egyptian cotton before
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anyone else fuse me no no no no no you
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aren't happening how could you be
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talking to me if you're dead I'll give
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you a hint
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boo you you're a ghost yep just like
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Marley from A Christmas Carol
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okay this is unreal you're dreaming
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you're dreaming wake up Sloane wait you
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wake now Tom it was somebody covered in
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sweat you okay I see dead people
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[Music]
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I've heard you have your first psychotic
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break in your early 20s do you think
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that's what's happening to me no you're
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not crazy I had a conversation with a
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dead celebrity it was a hallucination
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reaction to your friend dying Oh No
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okay still stress messes with the head
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and makes you see things that aren't
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there so you don't believe in ghosts
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sure I do
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really absolutely when I was in the
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tenth grade there the seance a slumber
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party and I promise you the easy part
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moving on a time said that Christina
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Aguilera was going to go to the prom
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with me she didn't that's not the Ouija
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boards for Sloane come on wake up you
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don't need an exorcist you just vacation
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I know I need to just chuck everything
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and lie on a beach in the middle of
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Hawaii I should be able to get off of
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work sometime in January of 2018 yeah
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you know what Sloane you're right who
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needs Hawaii when you could have LA
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traffic dead celebrities mm-hmm
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impending schizophrenia I've missed you
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misfolded Zach
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you didn't have to leave yes I did
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it's med school it was my dream what
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else was I supposed to do you know I
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just come with me in fact I thought you
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were coming with me
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I couldn't could you imagine me stuck
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out in the middle of nowhere working as
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a cashier at a pig agency while you're
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at your classes look what kind of life
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would that have been
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you better get that I guess I better
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[Music]
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I know I know your star by my good looks
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okay you are not really here no no this
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is a figment of my imagination caused by
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too much stress who are you trying to
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convince here you are mate damn does he
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do flies go away this is a nice way to
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start the day
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no I mean yes maybe later go back to
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sleep it never gets old what do you want
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I told you I was sitting to give you a
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warning change your ways or suffer the
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consequences sent by who God the
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universe freaking Tom Cruise yeah I
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wasn't paying attention Michael Jackson
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won in bed early for vodka don't you
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think it's not mine it's her since Kate
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pence yeah he can't see me you know look
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it's an um it's an honor of Caitlin
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doesn't seem like she's really gone no
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honey I can't believe it either
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she was so young and full of life and
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hey coffee's ready
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the good news is I have decided to put
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you in charge of Caitlyn's memorial
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service so how is that good news
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pulling off a good funeral is like the
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litmus test for a PR agent yep this
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could get you a lock on that promotion
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sure can and since you're all you're
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working the premiere party it'll be cake
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cake besides I only deal with living
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clients dead ones don't generate revenue
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and jerk whoo that was kind of fun don't
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don't
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what um put your coffee cup on the
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counter please
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okay I've got an early meeting so I'm
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gonna run but I will see you at the
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office okay you've had your fun you've
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given me your warning well will you just
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please go away already sorry
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garlic I'm a ghost loan another vampire
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you're a pain in the ass yeah hmm I
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don't think so
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until you actually heed my warning
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you're stuck with me okay I'll heed your
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warning right now just tell me what I
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gotta do change your ways change change
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them how to be better okay what do you
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need me to do specifically that's the
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other thing I was in the bathroom and
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they explain that part tiny bladder this
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is so unfair you die and I'm in hell
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miss bourbon
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Oh hold the elevator please
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Oh sir your your briefcase by myself
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really nice work guys that's exactly the
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kind of event
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[Music]
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so sorry I'm late everyone
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I was dealing with Caitlyn all morning
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we were just getting to her have a seat
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hey respect for the dead Missy you do
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realize this party needs to go on as
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planned
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Caitlyn okay yes of course I'm on top of
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it oh really because you missed your
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meeting with the caterers this morning
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oh I completely forgot um don't worry I
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will go call them right now
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sit back down Jason already handled it
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you're welcome
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now even though our client has expired
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before fulfilling her three-picture deal
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she can still generate revenue
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I remember 6300 I'm so bored I thought
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were you'd be talking about my memorial
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it's not on my morning it's a party
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Sloan you have something dad
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well since they're doing a memorial
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service for Caitlyn mm for Caitlyn and
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since we're handling the premiere party
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why don't we just combine them to make
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them one big event her track her tragedy
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will become a brilliant photo op that
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that is a great idea you know movie
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stars love opportunities to make the
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public think they actually care about
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people and if we spend this right we
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could get every a-lister in town to show
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huh what you think dad I love it
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we'll turn Caitlyn's death into a gold
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mine exactly what Caitlyn would have
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wanted
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we'll make Saturday an all day
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Media extravaganza it'll be the biggest
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PR event of the year
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oh yeah I'm gonna need everyone to work
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overtime as we know and then okay but um
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Saturday's Christmas you said we could
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take the day off
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that was before I decided I needed you
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to work but we won't get to see our
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families our client is dead try and have
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a little heart all right let's make this
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happen
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hey Sloan I know you've got a lot on
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your plate right now so after I met with
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the caterers I confirmed the party with
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all the network's well you're just
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wasting your time because I already did
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that I was just waiting for them to call
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me back so oh it wasn't a waste of time
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see Carl was getting worried so I
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figured somebody around here needed to
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stop waiting and start doing have a
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productive day did you see the way that
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Jason sabotage me with the whole
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catering thing he was helping you
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Yeah right there's only one VP slide
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opening up in the new year and he's
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trying to steal it from me he better
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watch out because I am gonna throw the
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most talked-about star-studded event
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ever awesome how I have no idea
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good plan I have three days Jason's
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right I'm screwed Sloan do you want to
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do some yoga yoga no I'm too stressed
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it's just a party it was now we got to
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turn it into a celebration of your
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entire life good thing I died young I
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have to make a career retrospective make
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blow ups of the spills of all the movies
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that you've been in find other stars to
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make touching anecdotes about you if
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they even have one and figure out a way
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to make death by cocktail garnish seem
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dignified it's three days before
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Christmas no one's in their office and
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even we don't have direct numbers to
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celebrities but I do
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what is this thing
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aluminum man you paid money for this
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Sloan I'm a movie star disposable income
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I where did you say I could find these
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keys under one of those little rocks uh
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yeah that's really helpful you know I
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feel kind of guilty breaking into your
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house like this shouldn't your parents
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be coming over to take care of your
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things Oh
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both my parents are dead oh I'm so sorry
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00:28:16,369 --> 00:28:22,129
yeah apparently it's hereditary so
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what's gonna happen with your stuff you
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know maybe I should give some of it to
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my charity right
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your charity no seriously as the new
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spokeswoman for project pearly whites I
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am thrilled to announce that we've
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already donated over 5,000 tooth
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bleaching kits to the children of his
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Becca Stan they may be refugees but now
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they have something to smile about that
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way my legacy will live on in their
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hearts and gums forever well hey it's
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Patrick Patrick hi um what's up Kevin
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00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:15,740
seem like an awesome girl oh I just want
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to make sure you were doing okay oh yeah
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I'm fine I mean considering it's really
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sweet of you to call that's amazing
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you still uh in the country line dancing
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00:29:33,130 --> 00:29:39,500
what when was I ever into country line
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dancing try all through college
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no that was you you're into line dancing
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I only went along with it because I
527
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thought the boobs were hot okay
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00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,990
well you know they also have really
529
00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:55,440
great tacos you still like those yes
530
00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:57,380
I still like tacos all right then how
531
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bad or not still pick you up around oh
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no wait sexy I'll wear the oversized
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cowboy hat great uh I mean uh yeah yeah
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well maybe you know I have to check my
535
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schedule and then we'll you know it
536
00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:19,410
sounds like a plan oh great okay ie what
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00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:22,500
was that what why didn't you make a date
538
00:30:19,410 --> 00:30:24,360
with him I'm dating Andrew hello please
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00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:26,160
Patrick is so much better than Angier
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00:30:24,359 --> 00:30:28,349
you're just saying that because he
541
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:30,990
complimented you no I like him because
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he's funny he's gorgeous and he smells
543
00:30:30,990 --> 00:30:38,160
like cake I know he does right stop
544
00:30:35,789 --> 00:30:38,819
anything with Patrick and I is all in
545
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,490
the past
546
00:30:38,819 --> 00:30:44,069
I'm happy with Andrew but Pat you look
547
00:30:41,490 --> 00:30:46,019
you want me to change my ways well then
548
00:30:44,069 --> 00:30:47,220
help me out with pulling off this party
549
00:30:46,019 --> 00:30:52,950
and getting that promotion and that'll
550
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:56,640
change my entire life fine there that
551
00:30:52,950 --> 00:30:58,710
ought to do it I have got the phone
552
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:02,360
numbers of everyone who's anyone in
553
00:30:58,710 --> 00:31:04,380
Hollywood now you do too
554
00:31:02,359 --> 00:31:08,069
don't you feel bad for your own at me to
555
00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:09,740
go away before I do I'm sorry
556
00:31:08,069 --> 00:31:25,349
[Music]
557
00:31:09,740 --> 00:31:29,038
you should be sorry sucker okay I've
558
00:31:25,349 --> 00:31:34,019
texted email tweeted and IMed every big
559
00:31:29,038 --> 00:31:36,450
name in town I I'm gonna go home get
560
00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:40,919
some sleep when it's almost midnight so
561
00:31:36,450 --> 00:31:43,080
I told you you are gonna be visited by
562
00:31:40,919 --> 00:31:47,070
three ghosts at the stroke of midnight
563
00:31:43,079 --> 00:31:48,689
for the next three nice you know I
564
00:31:47,069 --> 00:31:52,019
really should have won Best Actress wait
565
00:31:48,690 --> 00:31:53,340
so you mean you mean the crap you said
566
00:31:52,019 --> 00:31:55,138
at the apartment last night was true
567
00:31:53,339 --> 00:31:56,999
what you think I came back from the
568
00:31:55,138 --> 00:31:59,248
grave to hook you up with Brangelina I
569
00:31:56,999 --> 00:32:01,548
am so not in the mood to meet Casper
570
00:31:59,249 --> 00:32:01,548
tonight
571
00:32:04,059 --> 00:32:09,618
[Music]
572
00:32:21,538 --> 00:32:26,710
why are you taking your shoes off oh I
573
00:32:24,788 --> 00:32:29,379
missed the feeling of fake grass beneath
574
00:32:26,710 --> 00:32:30,940
my toes okay what in the world is going
575
00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:33,299
on right now the clock just struck
576
00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:33,298
twelve
577
00:32:34,430 --> 00:32:39,318
[Applause]
578
00:32:47,710 --> 00:32:53,450
[Music]
579
00:32:49,210 --> 00:33:04,039
like Brad he was my first boyfriend well
580
00:32:53,450 --> 00:33:05,740
I first everything you okay but but
581
00:33:04,039 --> 00:33:07,819
what in the world is he doing here
582
00:33:05,740 --> 00:33:09,700
well since I came here to help you
583
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:12,529
change your ways but fix me love life
584
00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:14,420
instead of a traditional ordinary boring
585
00:33:12,529 --> 00:33:16,069
ghosts like they have Dickens I've
586
00:33:14,420 --> 00:33:19,100
arranged for you to visit event spirits
587
00:33:16,069 --> 00:33:21,470
of three ex-boyfriends wait a minute are
588
00:33:19,099 --> 00:33:23,269
you telling me that Brad is the ghost of
589
00:33:21,470 --> 00:33:25,579
Christmas past actually as your
590
00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:29,799
ex-boyfriend he's the ghost of Xmas past
591
00:33:25,579 --> 00:33:29,799
I have got to cheer
592
00:33:31,369 --> 00:33:37,719
Oh merry xmas so bright that's what I'm
593
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,720
talking about
594
00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:42,440
Wow rad I I can't believe it's really
595
00:33:42,109 --> 00:33:47,419
you
596
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:50,660
oh my god are you dead yes it's because
597
00:33:47,420 --> 00:33:54,019
of you I guess you can die from a broken
598
00:33:50,660 --> 00:33:55,490
heart I'm just kidding I'm not the
599
00:33:54,019 --> 00:33:57,920
actual Brad you dated
600
00:33:55,490 --> 00:33:59,690
I'm just the spirit the role Brad you
601
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,980
know was alive and well I swear so why
602
00:33:59,690 --> 00:34:02,870
do you look like him to help you
603
00:34:00,980 --> 00:34:04,700
emotionally access your past because to
604
00:34:02,869 --> 00:34:08,630
you Brad represents an idealized view of
605
00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:11,360
love it took me like an hour to memorize
606
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:12,880
that seems you and Brad dated so long
607
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,930
ago I thought he'd be the perfect
608
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:17,510
ex-boyfriend to show you your past I
609
00:34:14,929 --> 00:34:19,849
know you you're in blood prom you're the
610
00:34:17,510 --> 00:34:21,680
one who got to capitated sorority sister
611
00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:27,769
number two that was the first movie ever
612
00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:30,259
then I saw your boobs Congrats ghost of
613
00:34:27,769 --> 00:34:31,519
Brad meat ghost of Kaitlyn I hope you
614
00:34:30,260 --> 00:34:33,620
don't mind if I tag along with you guys
615
00:34:31,519 --> 00:34:35,420
I mean technically I'm not supposed to
616
00:34:33,619 --> 00:34:38,420
horn in on the other ghosts time but I
617
00:34:35,420 --> 00:34:40,909
got bored it's cool you should stay hang
618
00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:43,849
out with us yeah it'll be a blast
619
00:34:40,909 --> 00:34:48,199
yeah we'll ready to get started do I
620
00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:52,639
have a choice no oh my god that's me and
621
00:34:48,199 --> 00:34:55,279
my mom so cute what happened this is
622
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:58,639
where it all started okay now sweetie
623
00:34:55,280 --> 00:35:01,160
what's the Golden Rule it's just as easy
624
00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:05,000
to marry a rich man a siddhis an area
625
00:35:01,159 --> 00:35:06,529
for one good girl see it's not really
626
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,059
your fault you're so shallow
627
00:35:06,530 --> 00:35:10,790
you were just taught from a very young
628
00:35:08,059 --> 00:35:13,190
age Oh so we're blaming all my problems
629
00:35:10,789 --> 00:35:16,940
on my mother well guess what I'm nothing
630
00:35:13,190 --> 00:35:20,179
like her are you kidding you're exactly
631
00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:23,300
like her hey Sloan can I talk to you for
632
00:35:20,179 --> 00:35:25,529
a second hi Darrin what's up
633
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:28,680
you know there's snowflake formal is
634
00:35:25,530 --> 00:35:28,980
next week I know I can't wait yeah me
635
00:35:28,679 --> 00:35:33,349
neither
636
00:35:28,980 --> 00:35:37,190
Oh are you going no I mean not yet I
637
00:35:33,349 --> 00:35:41,099
mean I I want you which is why I'm here
638
00:35:37,190 --> 00:35:43,380
see I've always really liked you
639
00:35:41,099 --> 00:35:45,809
oh my god here comes me oh my god here
640
00:35:43,380 --> 00:35:49,079
comes Brad it was long I'm go to the
641
00:35:45,809 --> 00:35:52,679
dance I was hoping you'd ask
642
00:35:49,079 --> 00:35:55,039
dude he told the crotch blocked him that
643
00:35:52,679 --> 00:35:55,039
was sweet
644
00:35:55,280 --> 00:36:04,040
take a picture to last longer who's that
645
00:36:01,170 --> 00:36:09,119
guy so are you gonna run my mouth
646
00:36:04,039 --> 00:36:10,380
totally see that this is the first time
647
00:36:09,119 --> 00:36:14,839
you let the guy hang you and someone
648
00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:14,840
better came along not the last thing I
649
00:36:16,699 --> 00:36:22,049
cannot believe might finally call you I
650
00:36:19,349 --> 00:36:26,429
know okay I've been crushing out for
651
00:36:22,050 --> 00:36:28,980
like ever so I need for something hot a
652
00:36:26,429 --> 00:36:32,789
little bit so that when we go out
653
00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:35,039
he'll want to see it exactly okay what
654
00:36:32,789 --> 00:36:37,889
do you have okay
655
00:36:35,039 --> 00:36:41,550
ideally I would like to find something
656
00:36:37,889 --> 00:36:42,509
exactly like your worship a dress okay
657
00:36:41,550 --> 00:36:46,380
okay
658
00:36:42,510 --> 00:36:47,670
but under 10 bucks Oh what I know I'm ex
659
00:36:46,380 --> 00:36:51,059
on my visa getting a plane ticket home
660
00:36:47,670 --> 00:36:52,829
so I am Brooklyn well luckily for you I
661
00:36:51,059 --> 00:36:55,079
know a little store called Sloan's
662
00:36:52,829 --> 00:36:56,699
closet and I think you'll find exactly
663
00:36:55,079 --> 00:36:58,799
what you wanted it you'll let me borrow
664
00:36:56,699 --> 00:36:59,939
your worshipping dress although I'm sure
665
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,080
if you're wearing the dress I'm gonna
666
00:36:59,940 --> 00:37:01,559
have to keep the dorm room cleared out
667
00:37:01,079 --> 00:37:04,639
for the night
668
00:37:01,559 --> 00:37:04,639
[Music]
669
00:37:05,289 --> 00:37:09,610
Patrick because you worship you even if
670
00:37:07,989 --> 00:37:11,949
you were in a paper bag I am stealing
671
00:37:09,610 --> 00:37:20,680
our night
672
00:37:11,949 --> 00:37:24,409
well speaking of clearing out babe I
673
00:37:20,679 --> 00:37:26,659
didn't hi Patrick oh how sweet
674
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:28,039
it's the guy you dumped me for I dumped
675
00:37:26,659 --> 00:37:29,389
you because I was going to college and
676
00:37:28,039 --> 00:37:33,579
you were staying back to work in a toll
677
00:37:29,389 --> 00:37:38,599
booth see trading up okay I'm gonna go
678
00:37:33,579 --> 00:37:41,809
bye okay colored lights or red lights on
679
00:37:38,599 --> 00:37:44,989
a tree color I'm blinking Louise one
680
00:37:41,809 --> 00:37:46,849
strand burn all right it's my turn now
681
00:37:44,989 --> 00:37:50,659
Christmas ham on Christmas turkey a
682
00:37:46,849 --> 00:37:52,009
turkey duh ham ham for Easter never let
683
00:37:50,659 --> 00:37:54,349
my grandma whom you say that you love me
684
00:37:52,010 --> 00:37:54,950
with her big things I'm not kidding all
685
00:37:54,349 --> 00:38:00,589
right all right
686
00:37:54,949 --> 00:38:01,629
frosty or Rudolph the Grinch oh I've got
687
00:38:00,590 --> 00:38:04,789
one okay
688
00:38:01,630 --> 00:38:06,590
letters to Santa well we're sitting on
689
00:38:04,789 --> 00:38:09,800
Santa's lap telling me what you want
690
00:38:06,590 --> 00:38:11,450
oh definitely well I always figured I'd
691
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:13,010
have a way better shot at convincing him
692
00:38:11,449 --> 00:38:13,659
to bring me the pony if I ask them in
693
00:38:13,010 --> 00:38:17,270
person
694
00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:19,509
yeah that'd never happen where's your
695
00:38:17,269 --> 00:38:19,509
chance
696
00:38:19,690 --> 00:38:25,010
hop on up there on that no waiting yeah
697
00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:26,980
but that's for the kids I'm Way too old
698
00:38:25,010 --> 00:38:29,150
no no you're not come on it'd be fun
699
00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:29,599
tell standing at your Christmas wish
700
00:38:29,150 --> 00:38:31,490
list
701
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:37,929
you know what I've already got exactly
702
00:38:31,489 --> 00:38:37,929
what I want come on let's go buddy
703
00:38:42,579 --> 00:38:48,079
this picture is adorable looks like you
704
00:38:45,980 --> 00:38:50,090
guys were in love I never said we
705
00:38:48,079 --> 00:38:50,400
weren't then how could you let this
706
00:38:50,090 --> 00:39:00,380
happen
707
00:38:50,400 --> 00:39:00,380
[Music]
708
00:39:10,150 --> 00:39:14,840
what you do sneak out in the middle of
709
00:39:12,590 --> 00:39:16,590
the night no I waited till he went off
710
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:19,660
to class and then I packed up my car
711
00:39:16,590 --> 00:39:22,610
[Applause]
712
00:39:19,659 --> 00:39:25,219
come on he was going off to medical
713
00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:27,410
school in Iowa what was I gonna do there
714
00:39:25,219 --> 00:39:29,899
wears some overalls and watch the corn
715
00:39:27,409 --> 00:39:32,779
grow it was unfair of him to ask me to
716
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:35,990
go with him okay so you didn't trade up
717
00:39:32,780 --> 00:39:39,230
from a guy you trade up for what glamour
718
00:39:35,989 --> 00:39:40,759
a bigger paycheck I made a choice I'm
719
00:39:39,230 --> 00:39:44,090
allowed to break up with a guy if I want
720
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:45,590
to but you didn't even have the guts to
721
00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:49,460
Tom in person you were leaving him
722
00:39:45,590 --> 00:39:51,320
that's cold Sloane even for you hey if I
723
00:39:49,460 --> 00:39:56,030
want the opinion of some deadbeat lister
724
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:58,490
I'll ask okay Oh what's two chicks
725
00:39:56,030 --> 00:40:00,170
fighting is hot okay what do you want
726
00:39:58,489 --> 00:40:02,299
from me he was my college boyfriend
727
00:40:00,170 --> 00:40:03,820
that's all it's not like we were to
728
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:12,869
spend the rest of our lives together
729
00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:16,530
[Music]
730
00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:19,380
he was gonna propose
731
00:40:16,530 --> 00:40:22,320
I didn't know how was I supposed to know
732
00:40:19,380 --> 00:40:34,260
that you couldn't have he didn't stick
733
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:36,300
around long enough to find out oh it's
734
00:40:34,260 --> 00:40:37,290
barely a quarter carat I would have come
735
00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:40,140
up with something better too
736
00:40:37,289 --> 00:40:48,679
oh you went for something better all
737
00:40:40,139 --> 00:40:48,679
right you made trading up and hard for
738
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:50,909
[Music]
739
00:40:50,579 --> 00:40:55,480
[Applause]
740
00:40:50,909 --> 00:40:58,909
[Music]
741
00:40:55,480 --> 00:41:02,630
wait you suck with Jason you're such a
742
00:40:58,909 --> 00:41:04,579
I like it you trained it up from
743
00:41:02,630 --> 00:41:06,260
him to Andrew and that's where I'm gonna
744
00:41:04,579 --> 00:41:08,179
say you know what's so wrong with
745
00:41:06,260 --> 00:41:10,070
trading up the older you get the more
746
00:41:08,179 --> 00:41:11,960
you know what you want but you're not
747
00:41:10,070 --> 00:41:13,760
going after what your heart wants all
748
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:16,610
you care about is a shoddy rappings that
749
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:18,920
one's inside bull and Joe's everything
750
00:41:16,610 --> 00:41:21,079
I've been looking for he's powerful and
751
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:22,909
vicious well-connected his family
752
00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:24,650
practically built Hollywood plus he's
753
00:41:22,909 --> 00:41:27,230
got an axe you just want to sink her
754
00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:29,150
teeth into oh yes he does I'm not
755
00:41:27,230 --> 00:41:30,710
training him in for anyone hmm
756
00:41:29,150 --> 00:41:34,820
but what do you say the same thing about
757
00:41:30,710 --> 00:41:37,429
you no doubt you're not the only one
758
00:41:34,820 --> 00:41:38,390
looking to the shiniest pinion what do
759
00:41:37,429 --> 00:41:40,279
you think he's doing all those late
760
00:41:38,389 --> 00:41:42,319
nights what he's not with you meeting
761
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:44,210
with clients yes
762
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:46,350
lawn Klein's want to do anything to
763
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:49,740
break into Hollywood
764
00:41:46,349 --> 00:41:50,650
[Music]
765
00:41:49,739 --> 00:41:55,538
[Applause]
766
00:41:50,650 --> 00:41:55,539
[Music]
767
00:42:00,210 --> 00:42:11,970
nice nap you know I only got two hours
768
00:42:09,690 --> 00:42:19,338
of sleep because of you and your damn
769
00:42:11,969 --> 00:42:19,338
goes through he was lying was me I
770
00:42:19,730 --> 00:42:27,469
thought you knew everybody knows
771
00:42:28,650 --> 00:42:49,680
did you and Andrew do no it's like 30
772
00:42:32,429 --> 00:42:53,159
gross jesus long you look exhausted heal
773
00:42:49,679 --> 00:43:08,789
any clients see how I did you what was
774
00:42:53,159 --> 00:43:11,489
that for the blonde I can't believe you
775
00:43:08,789 --> 00:43:13,289
cheated on me it was really nothing to
776
00:43:11,489 --> 00:43:17,309
me I can remember Sarah's name
777
00:43:13,289 --> 00:43:18,480
Sarah Sarah Debora whatever look please
778
00:43:17,309 --> 00:43:19,710
give it a chance to make this up to you
779
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:21,780
we've got our reservations at panache
780
00:43:19,710 --> 00:43:23,280
tonight let's let's go out you and me
781
00:43:21,780 --> 00:43:26,550
and just spend some time together how
782
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:28,080
the office let's not let my mistake turn
783
00:43:26,550 --> 00:43:31,530
into a tragedy by losing our table
784
00:43:28,079 --> 00:43:33,900
little mistake the only mistake I made
785
00:43:31,530 --> 00:43:36,300
was trusting you and those reservations
786
00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:48,119
are mine I'm going to dinner and you
787
00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:50,780
can't come Sloan is that vodka oh my god
788
00:43:48,119 --> 00:43:50,779
where did that come from
789
00:43:51,309 --> 00:43:57,019
I'm sorry slaw this completely sucks I
790
00:43:54,800 --> 00:44:03,160
know I'm never gonna get that promotion
791
00:43:57,019 --> 00:44:05,559
now ages father owns this fun hell
792
00:44:03,159 --> 00:44:07,839
he-he-hey
793
00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:09,579
he practically owns half of Hollywood
794
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:11,769
and now that Andrew and I broke up he'll
795
00:44:09,579 --> 00:44:15,969
probably fire me we might even have me
796
00:44:11,769 --> 00:44:18,639
blacklisted oh god I'm gonna have to
797
00:44:15,969 --> 00:44:21,309
move and do PR for people that are cast
798
00:44:18,639 --> 00:44:26,319
mates on rock of love my life is over
799
00:44:21,309 --> 00:44:26,799
yeah I know how you feel I'm sorry it's
800
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,890
fine
801
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:31,450
look Andrews a jerk you should go out
802
00:44:29,889 --> 00:44:32,670
and bang someone else to get even that's
803
00:44:31,449 --> 00:44:37,960
what I do
804
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:39,400
Patrick I'm not gonna sleep with Patrick
805
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:41,829
to get back at Andrew
806
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:44,430
okay well why not sleep with Patrick for
807
00:44:41,829 --> 00:44:44,429
no reason at all
808
00:44:46,380 --> 00:44:53,079
Sloan how you doing
809
00:44:48,730 --> 00:44:53,889
ah good good no I am free tonight and I
810
00:44:53,079 --> 00:44:57,150
want to see what you're up to
811
00:44:53,889 --> 00:45:05,250
uh you want to go to dinner and I
812
00:44:57,150 --> 00:45:10,539
definitely see you then thanks long I
813
00:45:05,250 --> 00:45:16,269
heard you and Andrew broke up who's
814
00:45:10,539 --> 00:45:17,800
winning now what adil V yes screw him
815
00:45:16,269 --> 00:45:19,809
you know what we'll see who's laughing
816
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:22,000
when I catch a promotion so you know
817
00:45:19,809 --> 00:45:23,559
that Andrews screw him too you know he
818
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,329
doesn't decide against the VP slap his
819
00:45:23,559 --> 00:45:27,279
dad does and when I show Carwood a
820
00:45:25,329 --> 00:45:28,960
kick-ass memorial that I can throw I
821
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:32,040
will give promotion whether I'm dating
822
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:35,079
Andrew or not I am loving the new you
823
00:45:32,039 --> 00:45:36,759
screw you all you've got a party to plan
824
00:45:35,079 --> 00:45:38,889
let's go to your house
825
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:40,750
okay you have to help me pick out the
826
00:45:38,889 --> 00:45:42,699
most amazing dress to wear to my
827
00:45:40,750 --> 00:45:44,500
memorial I wanna be the first person
828
00:45:42,699 --> 00:45:54,219
ever to make it on the set strapless
829
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:55,989
costume Italy usually people were
830
00:45:54,219 --> 00:46:02,369
something little more conservative in
831
00:45:55,989 --> 00:46:02,369
the afterlife would I die of boredom
832
00:46:06,210 --> 00:46:10,010
you look like big bird
833
00:46:10,969 --> 00:46:14,230
I think we have a winner
834
00:46:15,449 --> 00:46:24,239
I am one hot catch me okay now what now
835
00:46:22,829 --> 00:46:27,420
I got a run oh I'm gonna be late to meet
836
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:41,399
Patrick for dinners okay you cannot go
837
00:46:27,420 --> 00:46:45,450
to panache looking like that seen this
838
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:47,130
to patient little girl she's uh she
839
00:46:45,449 --> 00:46:50,039
stuck six string beans
840
00:46:47,130 --> 00:46:50,309
all the way up her nose one after the
841
00:46:50,039 --> 00:46:53,639
other
842
00:46:50,309 --> 00:47:00,180
oh my god what did you do I told her she
843
00:46:53,639 --> 00:47:04,858
was mean right it's like deja vu huh
844
00:47:00,179 --> 00:47:09,239
uh 7:00 dinner hmm me telling terrible
845
00:47:04,858 --> 00:47:10,828
jokes and you molting okay it was the
846
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,719
only thing that fit I didn't have the
847
00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:14,760
time to find anything to wear I've been
848
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:18,838
a little stressed it is a good thing
849
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:21,480
you're dining with dr. love dr. love see
850
00:47:18,838 --> 00:47:25,230
the data dr. feelgood drink two of these
851
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:26,789
call me in the morning you were always
852
00:47:25,230 --> 00:47:31,108
good at making me laugh
853
00:47:26,789 --> 00:47:34,048
yeah yeah I've missed that I miss you
854
00:47:31,108 --> 00:47:35,969
yeah well I gotta be honest I was a
855
00:47:34,048 --> 00:47:39,210
little nervous about meeting you tonight
856
00:47:35,969 --> 00:47:40,588
what why cuz you know what if you change
857
00:47:39,210 --> 00:47:43,829
and you want the same girl that I fell
858
00:47:40,588 --> 00:47:47,639
in love with what I was really scared of
859
00:47:43,829 --> 00:47:50,660
is what if you hadn't changed and all
860
00:47:47,639 --> 00:47:50,659
this feelings came rushing back
861
00:47:50,889 --> 00:47:57,449
Patrick come here
862
00:47:58,079 --> 00:48:03,360
Sloane Andrew what are you doing here
863
00:48:02,070 --> 00:48:06,930
who's this guy
864
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:09,660
this is my boss Andrew Andrew this is
865
00:48:06,929 --> 00:48:11,759
Patrick hi how are you doing I was just
866
00:48:09,659 --> 00:48:18,509
gonna wait till Christmas to do this but
867
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:21,480
um okay what's going on here Patrick I
868
00:48:18,510 --> 00:48:22,080
am so sorry I have no idea what he's
869
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,519
doing
870
00:48:22,079 --> 00:48:25,829
Sloan this morning you told me that the
871
00:48:23,519 --> 00:48:27,710
only way you would take me back was if I
872
00:48:25,829 --> 00:48:43,559
could prove that I'm committed to you
873
00:48:27,710 --> 00:48:46,230
normally you it's this person off I I
874
00:48:43,559 --> 00:48:51,630
don't know what say
875
00:48:46,230 --> 00:48:51,630
[Music]
876
00:49:00,510 --> 00:49:08,089
I can't believe you did all this so what
877
00:49:03,179 --> 00:49:08,088
do you say yes
878
00:49:11,039 --> 00:49:13,029
[Applause]
879
00:49:11,969 --> 00:49:21,769
[Music]
880
00:49:13,030 --> 00:49:27,650
[Applause]
881
00:49:21,769 --> 00:49:27,650
[Music]
882
00:49:41,170 --> 00:49:45,700
are you happy I'm ecstatic we're getting
883
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:55,250
married
884
00:49:45,699 --> 00:49:58,159
sweet still I thought you'd be gone
885
00:49:55,250 --> 00:50:00,530
crossed over or whatever why would you
886
00:49:58,159 --> 00:50:04,929
think that cuz I heeded your warning and
887
00:50:00,530 --> 00:50:06,140
changed my life oh my god it's a glacier
888
00:50:04,929 --> 00:50:07,789
congratulations
889
00:50:06,139 --> 00:50:09,559
oh no that was quite an improvement on
890
00:50:07,789 --> 00:50:10,099
the last rate about you what are you
891
00:50:09,559 --> 00:50:11,480
talking about
892
00:50:10,099 --> 00:50:14,119
that chimp Patrick bought you in the
893
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:18,860
past kaylynn I didn't choose Patrick I
894
00:50:14,119 --> 00:50:20,420
chose Andrew oh good choice come on well
895
00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:22,430
I'm gonna have it all but the perfect
896
00:50:20,420 --> 00:50:24,920
job the perfect husband the perfect life
897
00:50:22,429 --> 00:50:27,349
yeah well it won't be perfect you know
898
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:30,590
you haven't changed your ways at all not
899
00:50:27,349 --> 00:50:33,500
at all hanging out by the ladies room
900
00:50:30,590 --> 00:50:35,450
loser came to find you why to
901
00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:40,550
congratulate me on my engagement
902
00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:44,029
no because it's midnight so what do you
903
00:50:40,550 --> 00:50:45,920
want to tell her or should I wait you
904
00:50:44,030 --> 00:50:47,480
could see her uh the last guy that
905
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,110
dumped you I dumped you whatever makes
906
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,849
you feel better
907
00:50:48,110 --> 00:50:52,789
either way I'm your most recent
908
00:50:49,849 --> 00:50:54,920
ex-boyfriend slum meet the ghost of Xmas
909
00:50:52,789 --> 00:50:57,230
present okay so you're not the real
910
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,980
Jason you're just a spirit that looks
911
00:50:57,230 --> 00:51:00,289
like him bingo
912
00:50:57,980 --> 00:51:02,360
and I get to show you all the ways your
913
00:51:00,289 --> 00:51:05,779
bicha tude affects those around you oh
914
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:07,220
nice one thank you awesome this is so
915
00:51:05,780 --> 00:51:07,780
much more fun than celebrating with my
916
00:51:07,219 --> 00:51:09,849
fiance
917
00:51:07,780 --> 00:51:12,310
oh you want to spend time with the
918
00:51:09,849 --> 00:51:14,819
people you care about well guess what so
919
00:51:12,309 --> 00:51:14,820
does everyone else
920
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:22,079
well stop Christmas just a day late
921
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:28,719
mommy has to work on Christmas Day
922
00:51:26,369 --> 00:51:31,269
meaning what
923
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:32,829
the often exact rifice is for work but
924
00:51:31,269 --> 00:51:37,320
you only make them when their benefit
925
00:51:32,829 --> 00:51:37,319
whoo oh yeah
926
00:51:39,650 --> 00:51:45,840
hey babe sweetie we should talk about
927
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:48,150
Christmas bonuses for the staff we'll be
928
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:53,670
lucky to pay them at all what's that bad
929
00:51:48,150 --> 00:51:54,990
it is you know maybe once Sloane's
930
00:51:53,670 --> 00:51:57,389
clients start using their gift
931
00:51:54,989 --> 00:51:58,199
certificates business will pick up don't
932
00:51:57,389 --> 00:52:01,589
hold your breath
933
00:51:58,199 --> 00:52:03,569
Oh oh my god I forgot I'll just take
934
00:52:01,590 --> 00:52:04,890
care of it tomorrow you're too late
935
00:52:03,570 --> 00:52:07,050
the firm's gift bags are packed today
936
00:52:04,889 --> 00:52:09,420
you missed your chance at least I
937
00:52:07,050 --> 00:52:10,440
offered oh I'm sure that'll be a comfort
938
00:52:09,420 --> 00:52:12,599
to them when the business goes under
939
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:14,039
we're talking about Sloane Spencer I
940
00:52:12,599 --> 00:52:15,750
don't know why you even bother being
941
00:52:14,039 --> 00:52:17,279
friends with her she was my roommate in
942
00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:18,989
college what do you want me to do just
943
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:20,630
stop speaking to her all together if
944
00:52:18,989 --> 00:52:31,429
that'll stop her taking you for granted
945
00:52:20,630 --> 00:52:31,430
then yes oh that was fun you ready to go
946
00:52:31,969 --> 00:52:40,349
you're gonna be so handsome hello hey
947
00:52:39,869 --> 00:52:47,069
baby
948
00:52:40,349 --> 00:52:55,579
bad news you're not coming home for
949
00:52:47,070 --> 00:52:55,580
Christmas buy yourself something pretty
950
00:53:02,389 --> 00:53:06,059
well she can just spend the day with me
951
00:53:04,590 --> 00:53:08,160
and no one wants to be alone on
952
00:53:06,059 --> 00:53:10,529
Christmas you're gonna be busy working
953
00:53:08,159 --> 00:53:13,559
in Kaitlyn's party unless you think your
954
00:53:10,530 --> 00:53:14,930
mom is worth skipping it no I can't skip
955
00:53:13,559 --> 00:53:18,119
that I'll lose the promotion for sure
956
00:53:14,929 --> 00:53:19,679
I'll just you're on the 26 who cares not
957
00:53:18,119 --> 00:53:21,980
you that's for sure
958
00:53:19,679 --> 00:53:25,829
I think you need a little brother
959
00:53:21,980 --> 00:53:29,730
purebred show-quality wildly expensive
960
00:53:25,829 --> 00:53:48,029
little brother all right one more look
961
00:53:29,730 --> 00:53:51,150
at Xmas present to go I don't believe it
962
00:53:48,030 --> 00:53:52,769
he was on the phone the entire time yep
963
00:53:51,150 --> 00:53:54,990
hurts when someone you care about
964
00:53:52,769 --> 00:53:56,940
ignores you huh so why are you showing
965
00:53:54,989 --> 00:53:58,379
me this this isn't me doing anything
966
00:53:56,940 --> 00:54:01,510
wrong I'm the victim here
967
00:53:58,380 --> 00:54:04,929
no you're not he is
968
00:54:01,510 --> 00:54:04,929
[Music]
969
00:54:05,119 --> 00:54:14,450
Patrick goddang that guess he doesn't
970
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:16,970
like threesomes I can't believe I didn't
971
00:54:14,449 --> 00:54:19,338
even notice him leave well why are we
972
00:54:16,969 --> 00:54:20,989
watching this to try and make you
973
00:54:19,338 --> 00:54:23,449
realize that your actions have
974
00:54:20,989 --> 00:54:25,338
consequences if you go on treating
975
00:54:23,449 --> 00:54:27,288
people like this you're going to end up
976
00:54:25,338 --> 00:54:28,190
alone that's what I meant by changing
977
00:54:27,289 --> 00:54:30,259
your ways
978
00:54:28,190 --> 00:54:33,230
fine I'll call everyone and apologize
979
00:54:30,259 --> 00:54:34,219
it's gonna take more than words hate
980
00:54:33,230 --> 00:54:37,759
well
981
00:54:34,219 --> 00:54:40,009
Caitlyn's party is in exactly 30 3 hours
982
00:54:37,759 --> 00:54:41,748
and 10 minutes so once that's done I'll
983
00:54:40,009 --> 00:54:44,240
make night so everyone okay oh she's
984
00:54:41,748 --> 00:54:51,230
gonna make nice with everyone hmm
985
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:54,828
you just don't get it do you hi Patrick
986
00:54:51,230 --> 00:54:59,358
it's me again um I really need to talk
987
00:54:54,829 --> 00:55:02,269
to you so can you call me I still not
988
00:54:59,358 --> 00:55:05,328
calling you back huh some people are so
989
00:55:02,268 --> 00:55:07,758
inconsiderate these days I feel like I
990
00:55:05,329 --> 00:55:08,990
haven't slept in three days I'm all
991
00:55:07,759 --> 00:55:10,630
you've been running around with ghosts
992
00:55:08,989 --> 00:55:13,219
all night would you expect
993
00:55:10,630 --> 00:55:16,068
I'll never handful but arrested then I
994
00:55:13,219 --> 00:55:17,429
have my entire life death will do that
995
00:55:16,068 --> 00:55:20,489
to you
996
00:55:17,429 --> 00:55:20,489
[Music]
997
00:55:21,039 --> 00:55:26,179
how you doing babe I'm upset I got in a
998
00:55:24,559 --> 00:55:27,679
fight with someone and I'm I'm not sure
999
00:55:26,179 --> 00:55:28,969
how to make things right with him I'll
1000
00:55:27,679 --> 00:55:30,259
get him a basket of pears from Harry and
1001
00:55:28,969 --> 00:55:31,579
David or something we can't afford to
1002
00:55:30,260 --> 00:55:32,090
lose any more clients now that Caitlin's
1003
00:55:31,579 --> 00:55:35,299
gone
1004
00:55:32,090 --> 00:55:41,240
he's not a client he's a guy I knew in
1005
00:55:35,300 --> 00:55:43,370
college oh so no biggie but it is he's
1006
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:46,250
my friend I I think I hurt his feelings
1007
00:55:43,369 --> 00:55:47,690
and I'm sorry I'm I'm really under the
1008
00:55:46,250 --> 00:55:51,739
gun here can we talk about this later
1009
00:55:47,690 --> 00:55:55,789
oh sure I guess
1010
00:55:51,739 --> 00:55:56,769
I'll tell you what go out and buy
1011
00:55:55,789 --> 00:55:58,480
yourself something pretty
1012
00:55:56,769 --> 00:56:04,880
it'll cheer you up
1013
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:04,880
[Music]
1014
00:56:05,190 --> 00:56:09,059
you guys are gonna have an awesome
1015
00:56:06,630 --> 00:56:10,798
marriage oh my god I'm trying okay I
1016
00:56:09,059 --> 00:56:12,599
just I can't fix a lifetime worth of
1017
00:56:10,798 --> 00:56:19,048
relationships in one day we'll try
1018
00:56:12,599 --> 00:56:20,309
harder hey sweetie I've got my hands
1019
00:56:19,048 --> 00:56:23,009
full can I call you back
1020
00:56:20,309 --> 00:56:24,089
I really need to talk to you what's
1021
00:56:23,010 --> 00:56:27,470
wrong are you okay
1022
00:56:24,088 --> 00:56:30,808
yeah I just it's just I've been thinking
1023
00:56:27,469 --> 00:56:32,098
I know that my work has been taking up a
1024
00:56:30,809 --> 00:56:39,450
lot of my attention lately
1025
00:56:32,099 --> 00:56:41,490
and I just wanted to tell you I I was
1026
00:56:39,449 --> 00:56:43,919
watching the DVD of Caitlyn's career
1027
00:56:41,489 --> 00:56:45,509
retrospective and it includes the cops
1028
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:49,650
episode where Caitlin got arrested for
1029
00:56:45,510 --> 00:56:53,369
shoplifting piece okay that whole thing
1030
00:56:49,650 --> 00:56:55,470
was so not my fault what I was gonna pay
1031
00:56:53,369 --> 00:56:57,630
for it but the pharmacy guy was smoking
1032
00:56:55,469 --> 00:56:59,429
hot okay you want me to go over there
1033
00:56:57,630 --> 00:57:01,170
and be like hello gonna buy some
1034
00:56:59,429 --> 00:57:04,529
ointment to put out the fire in my
1035
00:57:01,170 --> 00:57:06,059
underpants no it's humiliating oh and
1036
00:57:04,530 --> 00:57:11,869
there's nothing embarrassing at all
1037
00:57:06,059 --> 00:57:14,309
about stealing it um are you sure
1038
00:57:11,869 --> 00:57:17,130
because I think it's a little
1039
00:57:14,309 --> 00:57:22,589
embarrassing we put a copy in every gift
1040
00:57:17,130 --> 00:57:24,510
bag all 2,000 of them oh I mean yes
1041
00:57:22,588 --> 00:57:29,670
you're right get to get back back right
1042
00:57:24,510 --> 00:57:31,049
away know what I want to know is why in
1043
00:57:29,670 --> 00:57:33,900
the world with something that cuz I can
1044
00:57:31,048 --> 00:57:35,969
become a physicist hey Jenny its own
1045
00:57:33,900 --> 00:57:37,950
again I'm really sorry hey what happened
1046
00:57:35,969 --> 00:57:40,769
are you okay it's just I'm I'm
1047
00:57:37,949 --> 00:57:42,419
surrounded by crazy people here at work
1048
00:57:40,769 --> 00:57:44,309
and they just won't leave me alone
1049
00:57:42,420 --> 00:57:45,450
try me married to Ed okay he is so
1050
00:57:44,309 --> 00:57:47,640
stressed out he's acting like a total
1051
00:57:45,449 --> 00:57:49,679
lunatic this morning I really caught him
1052
00:57:47,639 --> 00:57:51,379
talking to a Cornish game hen long as
1053
00:57:49,679 --> 00:57:53,940
the chickens not talking back to him
1054
00:57:51,380 --> 00:57:55,980
seriously but you know what he's gonna
1055
00:57:53,940 --> 00:57:57,210
chill out once business picks up and
1056
00:57:55,980 --> 00:58:01,318
people start using those gift
1057
00:57:57,210 --> 00:58:04,349
certificates or sent out oh but gift
1058
00:58:01,318 --> 00:58:05,579
certificates you didn't send them out
1059
00:58:04,349 --> 00:58:08,350
did you um
1060
00:58:05,579 --> 00:58:10,240
soon you promised
1061
00:58:08,349 --> 00:58:12,369
really sorry there's just been so much
1062
00:58:10,239 --> 00:58:13,319
going on with work did you hear you got
1063
00:58:12,369 --> 00:58:17,889
the promotion
1064
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:18,630
what oh um I'm sorry I'm gonna have to
1065
00:58:17,889 --> 00:58:25,449
call you back
1066
00:58:18,630 --> 00:58:27,340
sorry I got the promotion ah you gotta
1067
00:58:25,449 --> 00:58:27,909
be kidding me right of course I'm
1068
00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:41,950
kidding
1069
00:58:27,909 --> 00:58:44,679
why would they promote you so far today
1070
00:58:41,949 --> 00:58:46,119
I've set up feeds us the State
1071
00:58:44,679 --> 00:58:48,159
Department to allow the Vienna Boys
1072
00:58:46,119 --> 00:58:51,039
Choir to perform at the premiere I've
1073
00:58:48,159 --> 00:58:53,319
arranged transport and housing for 23 of
1074
00:58:51,039 --> 00:58:55,690
Caitlyn's childhood friends I just
1075
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:57,789
confirmed Lady Gaga to sing paparazzi
1076
00:58:55,690 --> 00:59:00,250
Kaitlyn's favorite song and I just
1077
00:58:57,789 --> 00:59:02,679
negotiated with Elton John to rail lines
1078
00:59:00,250 --> 00:59:04,989
handling the wind to sing at Eton ins
1079
00:59:02,679 --> 00:59:05,440
Grayson I haven't showered I haven't
1080
00:59:04,989 --> 00:59:07,209
slept
1081
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,920
I've got ex-boyfriends popping up left
1082
00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:11,079
and right and you want to take out your
1083
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:18,070
prepubescent insecurities on me to make
1084
00:59:11,079 --> 00:59:24,460
yourself feel better it was just a joke
1085
00:59:18,070 --> 00:59:26,100
I don't have time for jokes now please
1086
00:59:24,460 --> 00:59:28,460
excuse me Oh
1087
00:59:26,099 --> 00:59:37,819
[Music]
1088
00:59:28,460 --> 00:59:41,980
have a productive day well done thank
1089
00:59:37,820 --> 00:59:44,050
you have to call Jenny back yes you do
1090
00:59:41,980 --> 00:59:47,510
Jenny
1091
00:59:44,050 --> 00:59:56,410
oh hey Sloane can you hold on just a
1092
00:59:47,510 --> 01:00:00,440
second she hung up on me
1093
00:59:56,409 --> 01:00:03,139
rare what Brad was right chick fights
1094
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:16,730
are hot maybe you should send her a
1095
01:00:03,139 --> 01:00:18,619
basket of pears 11:30 it's almost
1096
01:00:16,730 --> 01:00:20,059
Christmas you know if you want to make
1097
01:00:18,619 --> 01:00:23,659
things right with Patrick you kind of
1098
01:00:20,059 --> 01:00:25,900
need to do it now where do you think I'm
1099
01:00:23,659 --> 01:00:25,899
going
1100
01:00:26,389 --> 01:00:31,118
[Music]
1101
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:40,319
man it is really really nice to see all
1102
01:00:38,019 --> 01:00:40,318
right
1103
01:00:42,929 --> 01:00:49,679
hanging on the move down close eyes
1104
01:00:46,679 --> 01:00:49,679
sleep
1105
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,630
my buddy
1106
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:06,050
Patrick wait what I wanted to explain to
1107
01:01:03,588 --> 01:01:08,299
you about last night no that's okay I
1108
01:01:06,050 --> 01:01:10,430
understand what cooking apart for years
1109
01:01:08,300 --> 01:01:11,570
be silly for me to think that you hadn't
1110
01:01:10,429 --> 01:01:13,368
met somebody else in all this time but
1111
01:01:11,570 --> 01:01:15,490
what I don't understand is why you felt
1112
01:01:13,369 --> 01:01:18,108
the need to flaunt it different flan it
1113
01:01:15,489 --> 01:01:20,118
what do you mean we're on a date
1114
01:01:18,108 --> 01:01:24,409
and you left in the middle of that date
1115
01:01:20,119 --> 01:01:26,720
to get engaged what kind of a person
1116
01:01:24,409 --> 01:01:29,000
does that you don't understand I thought
1117
01:01:26,719 --> 01:01:31,219
that and you and I had broken up he
1118
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:38,838
cheated on me see so I called you to get
1119
01:01:31,219 --> 01:01:39,919
back at him kind of who are you excuse
1120
01:01:38,838 --> 01:01:43,789
me who are you
1121
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:46,608
I need Sloan the same girl that you fell
1122
01:01:43,789 --> 01:01:49,759
in love with in college no no you see
1123
01:01:46,608 --> 01:01:52,069
that song she was warm funny she cared a
1124
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:55,430
lot about people are did nothing like
1125
01:01:52,070 --> 01:01:56,570
her I've never fall in love with a girl
1126
01:01:55,429 --> 01:01:58,719
like you now
1127
01:01:56,570 --> 01:02:02,390
[Music]
1128
01:01:58,719 --> 01:02:07,259
that's a terrible thing to say
1129
01:02:02,389 --> 01:02:07,259
[Music]
1130
01:02:12,329 --> 01:02:17,819
like are you going home you're not gonna
1131
01:02:15,750 --> 01:02:20,190
go straighten things out with Patrick no
1132
01:02:17,820 --> 01:02:21,570
he made it clear how he feels if he
1133
01:02:20,190 --> 01:02:22,019
changes his mind he knows where to find
1134
01:02:21,570 --> 01:02:24,539
me
1135
01:02:22,019 --> 01:02:26,009
slowly he was just mad I'm sure if you
1136
01:02:24,539 --> 01:02:27,590
talk to him he'll know that you're not
1137
01:02:26,010 --> 01:02:30,380
as horrible a person as you seem
1138
01:02:27,590 --> 01:02:32,460
thank you come on you know what I mean
1139
01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:34,440
look you have to go back there and
1140
01:02:32,460 --> 01:02:36,179
apologize to Patrick only thing I need
1141
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:38,820
to do is go over the invites and
1142
01:02:36,179 --> 01:02:40,759
finalists of the party seriously after
1143
01:02:38,820 --> 01:02:42,750
all that you're still putting work first
1144
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:44,580
it's all I have left
1145
01:02:42,750 --> 01:02:49,409
Merry Christmas
1146
01:02:44,579 --> 01:02:49,409
[Music]
1147
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:57,920
goodnight you you mean you're the ghost
1148
01:02:53,119 --> 01:03:00,739
Xmas yet to come really cuz I'm pretty
1149
01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:03,579
sure I never been Santa actually that
1150
01:03:00,739 --> 01:03:06,949
sounds like something Katelyn would do
1151
01:03:03,579 --> 01:03:07,369
where did she go she can't come on this
1152
01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:09,710
one
1153
01:03:07,369 --> 01:03:11,389
her future ended the moment she died but
1154
01:03:09,710 --> 01:03:17,829
she will be there when I wake from this
1155
01:03:11,389 --> 01:03:17,829
morning why not she's gone
1156
01:03:17,869 --> 01:03:22,099
but she can't be gone for good I'm not
1157
01:03:21,588 --> 01:03:24,469
ready
1158
01:03:22,099 --> 01:03:25,630
you do realize that Caitlyn is dead
1159
01:03:24,469 --> 01:03:28,099
right
1160
01:03:25,630 --> 01:03:30,170
whether she leaves now or later she is
1161
01:03:28,099 --> 01:03:32,150
gone forever but I never got to say
1162
01:03:30,170 --> 01:03:37,849
goodbye we're good plenty of chances you
1163
01:03:32,150 --> 01:03:39,910
just wasted them all aren't you jolly it
1164
01:03:37,849 --> 01:03:42,380
is time to go see what your future holds
1165
01:03:39,909 --> 01:03:44,028
and I really don't have the time for
1166
01:03:42,380 --> 01:03:46,249
this I'm afraid you don't have much time
1167
01:03:44,028 --> 01:03:47,298
left period it is now officially a
1168
01:03:46,248 --> 01:03:49,818
Christmas Day
1169
01:03:47,298 --> 01:04:00,030
your future is about to be sealed and
1170
01:03:49,818 --> 01:04:05,380
once it is you can't change it let's go
1171
01:04:00,030 --> 01:04:09,140
[Music]
1172
01:04:05,380 --> 01:04:10,670
okay I'm heading up now I'm sure you
1173
01:04:09,139 --> 01:04:12,440
wouldn't like to come join my family for
1174
01:04:10,670 --> 01:04:15,048
Christmas dinner I hate the thought of
1175
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:16,700
leaving you here all alone I'll be alone
1176
01:04:15,048 --> 01:04:18,858
I'm spending Christmas with my daughter
1177
01:04:16,699 --> 01:04:20,659
but she couldn't come visit this year
1178
01:04:18,858 --> 01:04:40,670
remember what are you talking about so
1179
01:04:20,659 --> 01:04:44,868
it's right here so bad girl wandering
1180
01:04:40,670 --> 01:04:49,960
away from mommy see we always spend
1181
01:04:44,869 --> 01:04:51,890
Christmas together Merry Christmas movie
1182
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:54,030
Merry Christmas
1183
01:04:51,889 --> 01:04:55,420
say Merry Christmas love
1184
01:04:54,030 --> 01:04:58,490
[Music]
1185
01:04:55,420 --> 01:05:02,389
holy crap she's gone insane
1186
01:04:58,489 --> 01:05:05,809
no she hasn't she thinks that dog is me
1187
01:05:02,389 --> 01:05:07,339
I mean she always referred to them as my
1188
01:05:05,809 --> 01:05:09,320
brothers but as far as I knew she
1189
01:05:07,340 --> 01:05:14,200
understood that I'm a human being if
1190
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:18,050
she's not crazy then what is she oh
1191
01:05:14,199 --> 01:05:21,559
you'd be so worried never leave mommy
1192
01:05:18,050 --> 01:05:24,769
never after her fifth husband Larry's
1193
01:05:21,559 --> 01:05:28,070
her fourth husband I know Carlos is her
1194
01:05:24,769 --> 01:05:28,969
fifth and after he moves out she will
1195
01:05:28,070 --> 01:05:30,530
fall apart
1196
01:05:28,969 --> 01:05:32,329
and since you certainly can't be
1197
01:05:30,530 --> 01:05:34,670
bothered with caring for her she becomes
1198
01:05:32,329 --> 01:05:37,369
obsessed with dogs whom she knows love
1199
01:05:34,670 --> 01:05:39,590
her unconditioned okay this is
1200
01:05:37,369 --> 01:05:42,049
ridiculous and you sound like an idiot
1201
01:05:39,590 --> 01:05:43,120
speaking in the future tense that's
1202
01:05:42,050 --> 01:05:47,690
because it's your future
1203
01:05:43,119 --> 01:06:03,259
come on oh you had me so worried
1204
01:05:47,690 --> 01:06:05,300
never leave mommy never good lord what's
1205
01:06:03,260 --> 01:06:06,980
she wearing when the restaurant went out
1206
01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:08,960
it's business the only job she could
1207
01:06:06,980 --> 01:06:09,619
find was waiting tables at the local
1208
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:12,530
Applebee's
1209
01:06:09,619 --> 01:06:16,059
oh okay I refuse to take the blame for
1210
01:06:12,530 --> 01:06:19,060
that Sloane sent us a card I'll say it
1211
01:06:16,059 --> 01:06:19,059
No
1212
01:06:19,719 --> 01:06:25,730
okay that was harsh we're supposed to be
1213
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:28,039
friends but you never acted like one
1214
01:06:25,730 --> 01:06:31,909
Jenny got tired of always being rejected
1215
01:06:28,039 --> 01:06:32,769
by you so she just gave up sooner or
1216
01:06:31,909 --> 01:06:35,750
later
1217
01:06:32,769 --> 01:06:41,000
everyone does
1218
01:06:35,750 --> 01:06:42,590
oh we're visiting Patrick now awesome
1219
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:44,690
can't wait to see how he stopped caring
1220
01:06:42,590 --> 01:06:46,640
about me not to know we're not going to
1221
01:06:44,690 --> 01:06:49,190
visit Patrick actually after you walk
1222
01:06:46,639 --> 01:06:50,719
away from room tonight you never see him
1223
01:06:49,190 --> 01:06:53,869
again but I thought you said he still
1224
01:06:50,719 --> 01:06:57,469
loves me he does but you don't care
1225
01:06:53,869 --> 01:06:59,300
about love anymore okay squirrel you
1226
01:06:57,469 --> 01:06:59,899
Santa of course I care about love I'm
1227
01:06:59,300 --> 01:07:01,880
engaged
1228
01:06:59,900 --> 01:07:03,740
so that means that you're lying and if
1229
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:05,030
you guys are my exes and I'm getting
1230
01:07:03,739 --> 01:07:13,859
married to Andrew then I'm not gonna
1231
01:07:05,030 --> 01:07:22,070
have a future ex-boyfriend wrong again
1232
01:07:13,860 --> 01:07:24,809
[Music]
1233
01:07:22,070 --> 01:07:27,030
how can you be my ex I thought we get
1234
01:07:24,809 --> 01:07:30,029
married yes we do we also get divorced
1235
01:07:27,030 --> 01:07:31,769
what why I only wanted different things
1236
01:07:30,030 --> 01:07:37,500
you wanted power and prestige and I
1237
01:07:31,769 --> 01:07:39,449
wanted the blonde okay no theatrics in
1238
01:07:37,500 --> 01:07:41,699
the end we both got exactly what we
1239
01:07:39,449 --> 01:07:44,039
wanted what do you mean you take half my
1240
01:07:41,699 --> 01:07:47,579
assets in the divorce have my clients
1241
01:07:44,039 --> 01:07:50,659
half my company you're set for life come
1242
01:07:47,579 --> 01:07:53,599
on I'll show you you can afford the best
1243
01:07:50,659 --> 01:08:05,089
of everything
1244
01:07:53,599 --> 01:08:07,500
[Music]
1245
01:08:05,090 --> 01:08:08,369
if we're not here to see patch and you
1246
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:10,590
know we doing here
1247
01:08:08,369 --> 01:08:12,150
where are we going to see with all of
1248
01:08:10,590 --> 01:08:14,300
your money and promotions and power got
1249
01:08:12,150 --> 01:08:14,300
you
1250
01:08:15,039 --> 01:08:19,189
[Music]
1251
01:08:20,750 --> 01:08:28,548
that wasn't me
1252
01:08:25,369 --> 01:08:28,548
it is
1253
01:08:30,368 --> 01:08:33,420
but I look so young
1254
01:08:33,939 --> 01:08:42,408
where are my flowers where my visitors
1255
01:08:37,849 --> 01:08:45,920
why why my all alone because this is the
1256
01:08:42,408 --> 01:08:48,649
way you've chosen to live oh oh I didn't
1257
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:51,828
choose this I never chose to be alone
1258
01:08:48,649 --> 01:08:56,929
but this is what you got all of your
1259
01:08:51,828 --> 01:08:58,368
wealth success it comes to nothing it
1260
01:08:56,929 --> 01:09:02,899
doesn't have to happen like this
1261
01:08:58,368 --> 01:09:07,028
I'll change it's too late Sloane no wha
1262
01:09:02,899 --> 01:09:10,658
I can fix this it hasn't happened yet
1263
01:09:07,029 --> 01:09:10,659
it's too late
1264
01:09:11,458 --> 01:09:15,538
you've already made your choice that
1265
01:09:14,338 --> 01:09:17,238
ring is on your finger
1266
01:09:15,538 --> 01:09:21,658
Patrick's heart is already broken
1267
01:09:17,238 --> 01:09:23,068
Caitlin is in the ground Christmas is
1268
01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:25,549
over please
1269
01:09:23,069 --> 01:09:48,729
chase don't let this happen to me
1270
01:09:25,550 --> 01:09:48,729
[Music]
1271
01:09:58,310 --> 01:10:07,980
Kalin where are you
1272
01:10:01,430 --> 01:10:10,530
Kaitlyn Shelly I I thought for sure you
1273
01:10:07,979 --> 01:10:10,859
would be gone no futures not quite here
1274
01:10:10,529 --> 01:10:13,649
yet
1275
01:10:10,859 --> 01:10:16,399
what day is it that's Christmas morning
1276
01:10:13,649 --> 01:10:19,349
it's not too late
1277
01:10:16,399 --> 01:10:24,839
I'm not too late I I can fix things yes
1278
01:10:19,350 --> 01:10:25,530
but you have to hurry right so where are
1279
01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:35,279
you going
1280
01:10:25,529 --> 01:10:36,989
the party's this way I know I know I
1281
01:10:35,279 --> 01:10:50,489
gotta find something really really
1282
01:10:36,989 --> 01:10:57,389
important more important my party that
1283
01:10:50,489 --> 01:11:00,710
it this is it okay let's go Hey and the
1284
01:10:57,390 --> 01:11:00,710
party so I'll just be there okay
1285
01:11:02,698 --> 01:11:07,319
just dinner come with the show
1286
01:11:04,869 --> 01:11:10,408
[Music]
1287
01:11:07,319 --> 01:11:10,408
Merry Christmas
1288
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:18,050
[Music]
1289
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:26,319
[Applause]
1290
01:11:18,050 --> 01:11:26,319
[Music]
1291
01:11:30,140 --> 01:11:34,850
using an SMTP
1292
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:38,240
Sabrina didn't have any mails and
1293
01:11:34,850 --> 01:11:41,390
schotzie wants a little brother how did
1294
01:11:38,239 --> 01:11:44,289
you know about that it doesn't matter
1295
01:11:41,390 --> 01:11:47,810
all that matters is that I'm here I
1296
01:11:44,289 --> 01:11:49,909
didn't think I'd see you today of course
1297
01:11:47,810 --> 01:11:56,180
I come see you it's Christmas we should
1298
01:11:49,909 --> 01:11:57,019
spend it together I love you I love you
1299
01:11:56,180 --> 01:11:59,420
too sweetie
1300
01:11:57,020 --> 01:12:02,690
okay now gives you stuff together cuz we
1301
01:11:59,420 --> 01:12:05,140
are going to a party can I bring you a
1302
01:12:02,689 --> 01:12:09,589
little brother mom don't call him that
1303
01:12:05,140 --> 01:12:11,260
but yes you can yes this is taking us to
1304
01:12:09,590 --> 01:12:14,930
a party
1305
01:12:11,260 --> 01:12:14,930
[Music]
1306
01:12:15,279 --> 01:12:21,829
thank you for not giving up on me never
1307
01:12:18,319 --> 01:12:23,149
and you brought your mom I hope you
1308
01:12:21,829 --> 01:12:24,559
don't mind me showing up without an
1309
01:12:23,149 --> 01:12:28,369
invitation I'm more than marry her get
1310
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:31,130
your butt in here I thought you had to
1311
01:12:28,369 --> 01:12:34,809
work today I do but I just wanted to
1312
01:12:31,130 --> 01:12:38,029
swing by here first to drop off your mom
1313
01:12:34,810 --> 01:12:40,580
and to apologize the way that I've
1314
01:12:38,029 --> 01:12:43,699
treated you it I've been losing a lot of
1315
01:12:40,579 --> 01:12:47,029
friends lately and I couldn't stand if I
1316
01:12:43,699 --> 01:12:48,699
lost you too never you're not getting
1317
01:12:47,029 --> 01:12:50,869
rid of me that easy
1318
01:12:48,699 --> 01:12:52,340
okay I'm gonna be back as soon as I can
1319
01:12:50,869 --> 01:12:54,229
I just need to go take care of your
1320
01:12:52,340 --> 01:12:57,770
Christmas present but she already got me
1321
01:12:54,229 --> 01:13:02,679
that a sweet baseball cap your real
1322
01:12:57,770 --> 01:13:02,680
present you think what I'm thinking I am
1323
01:13:05,319 --> 01:13:14,958
I will
1324
01:13:08,430 --> 01:13:14,959
[Music]
1325
01:13:18,050 --> 01:13:25,159
[Music]
1326
01:13:23,619 --> 01:13:27,649
[Applause]
1327
01:13:25,159 --> 01:13:31,920
Hey what are you doing here
1328
01:13:27,649 --> 01:13:33,689
you tell me we're working today no no
1329
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:36,750
you know what take the rest of the day
1330
01:13:33,689 --> 01:13:41,009
off really it's Christmas go home and be
1331
01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:45,210
with your daughter son max sorry I'll
1332
01:13:41,010 --> 01:13:47,460
see you on Monday we already pulled all
1333
01:13:45,210 --> 01:13:49,230
the incriminating DVDs okay
1334
01:13:47,460 --> 01:13:51,750
oh good and they'll be space for these
1335
01:13:49,229 --> 01:13:53,549
hey I need you to put one of these in
1336
01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:59,609
every single gift bag it's very
1337
01:13:53,550 --> 01:14:01,260
important okay just trying to help a
1338
01:13:59,609 --> 01:14:02,819
friend's new restaurant take off we'll
1339
01:14:01,260 --> 01:14:04,310
have every celebrity in town in there
1340
01:14:02,819 --> 01:14:08,699
and that ought to do it
1341
01:14:04,310 --> 01:14:11,160
really nice of you oh you just called me
1342
01:14:08,699 --> 01:14:13,649
nice that's never happened before
1343
01:14:11,159 --> 01:14:17,189
[Music]
1344
01:14:13,649 --> 01:14:17,819
can I still go home of course Merry
1345
01:14:17,189 --> 01:14:21,208
Christmas
1346
01:14:17,819 --> 01:14:24,789
[Music]
1347
01:14:21,208 --> 01:14:31,819
Sloane you gotta admit camera
1348
01:14:24,789 --> 01:14:33,929
[Music]
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01:14:31,819 --> 01:14:38,969
kaitlin's somewhere i watching all there
1350
01:14:33,929 --> 01:14:39,609
oh yeah definitely and I think she's
1351
01:14:38,969 --> 01:14:47,798
loving it
1352
01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:47,798
[Music]
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01:14:47,930 --> 01:14:52,880
[Applause]
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01:14:49,750 --> 01:14:54,949
I'm coming to you live from the red
1355
01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:57,199
carpet at the snow angel premiere party
1356
01:14:54,949 --> 01:14:59,389
where all of Hollywood has turned out in
1357
01:14:57,199 --> 01:15:02,269
all its glamour to honor the memory of
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01:14:59,390 --> 01:15:04,970
one of their own it is a moving tribute
1359
01:15:02,270 --> 01:15:06,680
to a fallen star but don't you dare
1360
01:15:04,970 --> 01:15:10,130
touch that remote because we've got this
1361
01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:12,079
beautiful life cut way too short covered
1362
01:15:10,130 --> 01:15:17,380
from every imaginable angle right here
1363
01:15:12,079 --> 01:15:17,380
on showbiz oh it's gonna be a fun night
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01:15:19,159 --> 01:15:25,088
[Music]
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01:15:37,380 --> 01:15:42,420
[Music]
1366
01:15:43,739 --> 01:15:47,889
there you are
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01:15:45,399 --> 01:15:48,989
I need to talk to you and I need to talk
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01:15:47,890 --> 01:15:55,329
to you
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01:15:48,989 --> 01:16:03,099
miss vice president oh you mean I just
1370
01:15:55,329 --> 01:16:06,670
got word from my dad gratulations but
1371
01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:09,100
that it's gonna make this even harder
1372
01:16:06,670 --> 01:16:13,899
what Oh God
1373
01:16:09,100 --> 01:16:15,550
how do I say this my whole life I was
1374
01:16:13,899 --> 01:16:17,079
taught that relationships are based on
1375
01:16:15,550 --> 01:16:21,909
what the other person can do for you
1376
01:16:17,079 --> 01:16:25,269
rough financially emotionally or in your
1377
01:16:21,909 --> 01:16:28,059
career but I realize how wrong that is
1378
01:16:25,270 --> 01:16:30,700
it's not about what someone can do for
1379
01:16:28,060 --> 01:16:33,010
you it's about how they make you feel
1380
01:16:30,699 --> 01:16:35,979
when you're with them or how you both
1381
01:16:33,010 --> 01:16:39,940
feel absolutely I don't want to feel
1382
01:16:35,979 --> 01:16:41,500
like an accessory when you I need
1383
01:16:39,939 --> 01:16:45,099
someone that can be there for me
1384
01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:45,699
emotionally that listens to me and loves
1385
01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:48,780
me
1386
01:16:45,699 --> 01:16:48,779
the way that I love him
1387
01:16:49,340 --> 01:16:53,360
Andrew
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01:16:51,550 --> 01:16:57,489
Andrew
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01:16:53,359 --> 01:17:00,409
[Music]
1390
01:16:57,488 --> 01:17:02,939
I mean
1391
01:17:00,409 --> 01:17:05,569
[Music]
1392
01:17:02,939 --> 01:17:05,569
of course
1393
01:17:06,460 --> 01:17:13,168
I'm sorry
1394
01:17:07,350 --> 01:17:13,169
[Music]
1395
01:17:19,649 --> 01:17:27,379
I couldn't resist once more for old
1396
01:17:26,310 --> 01:17:31,800
times sake
1397
01:17:27,380 --> 01:17:34,170
so mission accomplished how did you get
1398
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:37,930
your wings actually it's more like a
1399
01:17:34,170 --> 01:17:40,889
pitchfork no I'm kidding yes
1400
01:17:37,930 --> 01:17:48,020
[Music]
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01:17:40,889 --> 01:17:49,770
so then I guess this is goodbye and
1402
01:17:48,020 --> 01:17:53,520
you're gonna be okay
1403
01:17:49,770 --> 01:17:56,010
you kidding heaven is open bar and Heath
1404
01:17:53,520 --> 01:18:00,210
Ledger and James Dean yes sounds like
1405
01:17:56,010 --> 01:18:01,770
heaven to me you know I think that
1406
01:18:00,210 --> 01:18:09,989
you're gonna find a guy down here who's
1407
01:18:01,770 --> 01:18:12,199
almost as perfect well I guess I'll be
1408
01:18:09,988 --> 01:18:12,198
off
1409
01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:19,780
son
1410
01:18:14,710 --> 01:18:21,939
thank you for everything no I I should
1411
01:18:19,779 --> 01:18:28,949
be thanking you you gave me a whole new
1412
01:18:21,939 --> 01:18:46,989
life well good bye bye
1413
01:18:28,949 --> 01:18:52,470
[Music]
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01:18:46,989 --> 01:18:54,119
[Applause]
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01:18:52,470 --> 01:18:55,940
[Music]
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01:18:54,119 --> 01:19:01,539
[Applause]
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01:18:55,939 --> 01:19:06,109
[Music]
1418
01:19:01,539 --> 01:19:21,859
[Applause]
1419
01:19:06,109 --> 01:19:21,858
[Music]
1420
01:19:25,729 --> 01:19:29,629
[Music]
1421
01:19:33,069 --> 01:19:36,630
[Music]
1422
01:19:34,390 --> 01:19:43,350
[Applause]
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01:19:36,630 --> 01:19:46,260
[Music]
1424
01:19:43,350 --> 01:19:58,139
[Applause]
1425
01:19:46,260 --> 01:20:00,780
I heard about the promotion and I just
1426
01:19:58,139 --> 01:20:08,550
wanted to say there is no freaking way
1427
01:20:00,779 --> 01:20:09,710
I'm bringing you coffee ever deal I'm
1428
01:20:08,550 --> 01:20:13,489
out of here
1429
01:20:09,710 --> 01:20:15,560
wait you're leaving where are you going
1430
01:20:13,488 --> 01:20:19,198
to get away
1431
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:19,199
[Music]
1432
01:20:28,050 --> 01:20:31,050
Patrick
1433
01:20:37,809 --> 01:20:47,770
Patrick um I'm so sorry for what for
1434
01:20:44,670 --> 01:20:50,828
everything but what I said at the
1435
01:20:47,770 --> 01:20:53,739
hospital for letting you leave the
1436
01:20:50,828 --> 01:21:00,519
restaurant when Andrew showed up or
1437
01:20:53,738 --> 01:21:03,629
running away instead of taking your ring
1438
01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:03,630
and becoming your wife
1439
01:21:06,149 --> 01:21:15,509
how do you know about that I just know
1440
01:21:12,079 --> 01:21:19,380
most of all that I'm sorry that it is
1441
01:21:15,510 --> 01:21:21,590
taken me until now to realize how I feel
1442
01:21:19,380 --> 01:21:28,340
about you
1443
01:21:21,590 --> 01:21:30,500
when inside I've known it all I'm not
1444
01:21:28,340 --> 01:21:32,890
that horrible girl that you saw the
1445
01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:39,390
restaurant
1446
01:21:32,890 --> 01:21:39,390
at least not anymore Amy
1447
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:47,860
Slone you knew in college and i would
1448
01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:47,860
love the chance to reintroduce you
1449
01:21:51,289 --> 01:21:56,170
she used to look something like this
1450
01:22:01,328 --> 01:22:10,618
oh my god I can't believe that you kept
1451
01:22:07,149 --> 01:22:13,039
this all these years of course I did
1452
01:22:10,618 --> 01:22:23,639
it's a present from the man that I loved
1453
01:22:13,039 --> 01:22:23,640
[Music]
1454
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:27,020
you
1455
01:22:31,180 --> 01:22:34,749
[Music]
1456
01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:57,800
Merry Christmas baby thank you hey
1457
01:22:53,100 --> 01:23:03,480
Vivian my darling you look beautiful oh
1458
01:22:57,800 --> 01:23:05,100
I'm so glad you're here I need to get
1459
01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:08,569
back over to get back up you got an Adam
1460
01:23:05,100 --> 01:23:08,570
loser I'm going I'm going
1461
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:12,539
did I ever tell you too sir about my
1462
01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:14,670
three marriages my first husband he was
1463
01:23:12,539 --> 01:23:16,500
tall I thought I was in love
1464
01:23:14,670 --> 01:23:18,630
my second husband he was short but he
1465
01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:22,380
was rich and my third doesn't know you
1466
01:23:18,630 --> 01:23:30,680
might be under the table right now you
1467
01:23:22,380 --> 01:23:30,680
merry merry exmas Caitlyn
1468
01:23:32,748 --> 01:23:36,479
hey Christmas everyone
1469
01:23:35,199 --> 01:23:39,559
[Music]
1470
01:23:36,479 --> 01:23:39,559
[Applause]
1471
01:23:41,949 --> 01:23:49,618
[Music]
1472
01:24:21,408 --> 01:24:26,549
hey Aaron its lone Spencer I was calling
1473
01:24:25,319 --> 01:24:29,189
to check on the arrangements for the
1474
01:24:26,550 --> 01:24:31,769
snow angel premiere party Sloane darling
1475
01:24:29,189 --> 01:24:34,829
it's going to be exquisite Valhalla
1476
01:24:31,769 --> 01:24:37,588
we're going to have 100 white doves
1477
01:24:34,828 --> 01:24:39,299
preset in cages over the entrance so
1478
01:24:37,588 --> 01:24:42,479
when Catelyn Quinn arrives we'll release
1479
01:24:39,300 --> 01:24:44,279
them picture the snow angels with all
1480
01:24:42,479 --> 01:24:47,449
those gorgeous white birds swooping
1481
01:24:44,279 --> 01:24:51,358
around Wow
1482
01:24:47,448 --> 01:24:53,068
now just one question Q what happens
1483
01:24:51,359 --> 01:24:55,409
when you stick those birds next to hot
1484
01:24:53,069 --> 01:24:57,539
lights for a couple of hours mmm
1485
01:24:55,408 --> 01:24:59,488
they die brain trust it's like sticking
1486
01:24:57,538 --> 01:25:01,050
them in a rotisserie do you want a
1487
01:24:59,488 --> 01:25:03,478
hundred charred roasted birds plummeting
1488
01:25:01,050 --> 01:25:05,699
down on the star of our movie no eating
1489
01:25:03,479 --> 01:25:07,260
game damn right you did now you have
1490
01:25:05,698 --> 01:25:09,238
exactly one hour to call me back with
1491
01:25:07,260 --> 01:25:11,418
ideas for premiere events that doesn't
1492
01:25:09,238 --> 01:25:11,418
belong
1493
01:25:11,800 --> 01:25:18,390
[Music]
1494
01:25:13,500 --> 01:25:18,390
Xavier I need some heat resistant does
1495
01:25:33,159 --> 01:25:37,269
[Music]
1496
01:25:35,100 --> 01:25:40,020
hey you can't park here that the
1497
01:25:37,270 --> 01:25:40,020
handicapped spot
1498
01:25:50,460 --> 01:25:52,520
you
1499
01:26:02,309 --> 01:26:05,260
we were starting to think you were gonna
1500
01:26:04,238 --> 01:26:07,689
take the day off
1501
01:26:05,260 --> 01:26:09,880
not at all I figured you'd like a latte
1502
01:26:07,689 --> 01:26:10,569
to get you through the morning you read
1503
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:12,730
my mind
1504
01:26:10,569 --> 01:26:14,649
so how's the snow angels party coming
1505
01:26:12,729 --> 01:26:16,029
along awesome it is gonna be the biggest
1506
01:26:14,649 --> 01:26:17,979
thing to ever happen on Christmas Day
1507
01:26:16,029 --> 01:26:20,170
except for the whole Jesus being born
1508
01:26:17,979 --> 01:26:22,268
thing right it's gonna be bigger than
1509
01:26:20,170 --> 01:26:23,889
that exactly where are we with the press
1510
01:26:22,269 --> 01:26:25,179
well I've got phone calls out to all the
1511
01:26:23,889 --> 01:26:25,960
major networks I'm just waiting for
1512
01:26:25,179 --> 01:26:27,908
confirmation
1513
01:26:25,960 --> 01:26:29,948
wait they haven't confirmed yet this
1514
01:26:27,908 --> 01:26:32,049
party is in three days I know when the
1515
01:26:29,948 --> 01:26:33,578
party is and I'll make sure the networks
1516
01:26:32,050 --> 01:26:35,679
are there you know I'd be happy to pitch
1517
01:26:33,578 --> 01:26:37,929
in make some calls myself if someone's
1518
01:26:35,679 --> 01:26:39,730
feeling overwhelmed I'm not thank you
1519
01:26:37,929 --> 01:26:43,139
I've got everything under control
1520
01:26:39,729 --> 01:26:48,488
even Caitlyn of course Sloane
1521
01:26:43,139 --> 01:26:53,500
we've got a problem Caitlyn I know oh
1522
01:26:48,488 --> 01:27:02,948
god she's drunk again is she trying to
1523
01:26:53,500 --> 01:27:04,359
tank her career Caitlyn Quinn does not
1524
01:27:02,948 --> 01:27:06,729
make enough money to behave this badly
1525
01:27:04,359 --> 01:27:10,210
one of you two I'm on it I'll make sure
1526
01:27:06,729 --> 01:27:13,448
they take it down great anything I can
1527
01:27:10,210 --> 01:27:16,658
do to help yeah can you give me a Red
1528
01:27:13,448 --> 01:27:18,129
Bull I'll take one too thank god you're
1529
01:27:16,658 --> 01:27:20,888
here so I don't have to deal with this
1530
01:27:18,130 --> 01:27:23,429
idiotic Caitlyn can you believe they
1531
01:27:20,889 --> 01:27:26,050
told that video to the tabloids
1532
01:27:23,429 --> 01:27:30,158
stupid elves always looking to make a
1533
01:27:26,050 --> 01:27:33,038
buck I need you to fix this I know I
1534
01:27:30,158 --> 01:27:35,618
know it's an elf thing you were the
1535
01:27:33,038 --> 01:27:36,939
victim here don't you worry this loan is
1536
01:27:35,618 --> 01:27:43,408
gonna take care of everything
1537
01:27:36,939 --> 01:27:43,408
all right all right this is cold
1538
01:27:46,469 --> 01:27:51,489
sweetie listen you know we all love you
1539
01:27:49,750 --> 01:27:54,519
but you got to stop doing stuff like
1540
01:27:51,488 --> 01:27:56,768
this like what let me see attacking
1541
01:27:54,519 --> 01:27:58,719
Heidi Montag at the VMAs she provoked me
1542
01:27:56,769 --> 01:28:00,070
getting arrested for smuggling drugs
1543
01:27:58,719 --> 01:28:02,800
across the Mexican border
1544
01:28:00,069 --> 01:28:04,429
they were diet pills 200 of them the
1545
01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:08,670
camera adds 10 pounds
1546
01:28:04,430 --> 01:28:12,480
okay what about shoplifting a $4,000
1547
01:28:08,670 --> 01:28:15,960
coat from Prada like I told you I wasn't
1548
01:28:12,479 --> 01:28:20,849
shoplifting I was just so drunk I forgot
1549
01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:24,500
I tried it on oh okay I guess I should
1550
01:28:20,850 --> 01:28:27,320
have told the public that look Caitlin
1551
01:28:24,500 --> 01:28:29,760
you're starring in a family movie now
1552
01:28:27,319 --> 01:28:33,509
believe it or not there is such thing as
1553
01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:36,329
bad publicity snow angel it can make or
1554
01:28:33,510 --> 01:28:39,480
break your career if you blow this you
1555
01:28:36,329 --> 01:28:41,189
might not get another chance so you
1556
01:28:39,479 --> 01:28:42,119
might want to be just a little bit more
1557
01:28:41,189 --> 01:28:48,979
careful with the way you present
1558
01:28:42,119 --> 01:28:48,979
yourself to others like now for instance
1559
01:28:50,219 --> 01:28:53,000
Caitlin
1560
01:28:54,750 --> 01:29:00,850
[Music]
1561
01:28:58,199 --> 01:29:02,590
and Kaitlyn promised to lay low until
1562
01:29:00,850 --> 01:29:04,510
after the movie's release it's good work
1563
01:29:02,590 --> 01:29:06,880
Sloane is really good work good enough
1564
01:29:04,510 --> 01:29:08,340
to give me the promotion of VP I don't
1565
01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:11,650
know that's a big step
1566
01:29:08,340 --> 01:29:13,989
well you are the son of the firm's
1567
01:29:11,649 --> 01:29:17,949
president is there anything that I can
1568
01:29:13,989 --> 01:29:32,349
do to help influence that decision like
1569
01:29:17,949 --> 01:29:34,720
this or Haiti days yes and that works
1570
01:29:32,350 --> 01:29:39,070
for me just promise me you won't try to
1571
01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:41,740
influence my dad the same way are you
1572
01:29:39,069 --> 01:29:43,299
coming over later it'll be a lot later
1573
01:29:41,739 --> 01:29:45,189
I've got a client meeting tonight but
1574
01:29:43,300 --> 01:29:46,600
I'll tell you what why don't I take you
1575
01:29:45,189 --> 01:29:48,159
out tomorrow and we'll celebrate your
1576
01:29:46,600 --> 01:29:51,960
victory and handling this whole Caitlyn
1577
01:29:48,159 --> 01:29:57,340
this and we'll go someplace special why
1578
01:29:51,960 --> 01:29:59,859
not really that would be amazing I I've
1579
01:29:57,340 --> 01:30:01,029
been dying to go there I know so why
1580
01:29:59,859 --> 01:30:05,139
don't you call them and get us some
1581
01:30:01,029 --> 01:30:05,679
reservations okay will do okay that's my
1582
01:30:05,140 --> 01:30:11,289
girl
1583
01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:12,520
I talked to Caitlyn off the ledge oh
1584
01:30:11,289 --> 01:30:14,800
it's a Christmas miracle
1585
01:30:12,520 --> 01:30:16,060
well Andrew thought so you know I
1586
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:17,980
stopped caring about who you date
1587
01:30:16,060 --> 01:30:20,680
exactly two seconds after I don't you
1588
01:30:17,979 --> 01:30:22,119
first of all I dumped you a second it's
1589
01:30:20,680 --> 01:30:23,289
just beautifully obvious how jealous you
1590
01:30:22,119 --> 01:30:24,789
are that I'm gonna get the VP slot
1591
01:30:23,289 --> 01:30:25,930
instead of you I think it takes more
1592
01:30:24,789 --> 01:30:27,609
than sleeping with the boss to get a
1593
01:30:25,930 --> 01:30:29,880
promotion yeah it's gonna take turning
1594
01:30:27,609 --> 01:30:29,880
the snow
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