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Man, will you look at all the hot tail
running around this place?
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Man, will you look at all the hot tail
running around this place?
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Look, look. Oh, God.
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Dad, listen, could you just... Please,
please don't embarrass me today, okay?
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- Embarrass you?
- Not today.
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Son, you spent the entire summer depressed
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because your girlfriend ran off
with that pretty boy, Trent.
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Now, you gotta get out there
and crush some ass!
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It's the only way to get your mind off her.
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- Yes. Yes, that is what I'm talking about.
- Yes, huh?
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"Crush some ass"? Oh, come on.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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- I'll show you how it's done.
- Oh, no. No, no, no.
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Watch this. Just watch and learn.
- Just please drive.
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Excuse me, ladies? Hi. Hi.
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- This is my son, Erik.
- Hi.
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And he's moving in today,
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and we were just wondering
if maybe either of you were interested
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in showing him a good time?
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No, thanks.
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Oh!
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I'm sorry.
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- He's a stallion, just like his old man!
- No, Dad, come on!
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Well, I tried, Erik.
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Yeah, thanks.
Now I'm gonna have to transfer.
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- Son, son?
- Yeah.
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I want to show you something.
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That is the list of all the chicks
I ever banged.
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Are you serious?
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- Is that two-sided? It is! Nice!
- It is!
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Yeah. It's a good goal foryou to try
to keep up with your old man.
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Hey, Dad, why isn't Mom's name
the last name on the list there?
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Uh...
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We didn't tell you, but when you were three,
we had a trial separation for a week.
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Trial...
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Dad, there's like... Well,
there's 10 names here for that week alone.
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Yeah, I went on kind of
a poon-tang bender, there.
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Is that my mom's name?
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Yeah, you know, on second thought,
I'll just kind of hang on to that.
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Come on, guys. Let's get loaded here!
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- I'm sorry.
- Cooze, grab a box.
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- Did you have sex with his mom?
- Yeah.
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How was it?
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Wow! This place is amazing.
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Hi.
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God, there are girls everywhere.
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This is my room.
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It still kind of sucks
that we're not gonna be rooming together.
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Dude, whatever.
You're gonna be right down the hall.
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Besides, I got a single.
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- Hold on to this. I'm gonna find a bathroom.
- All right.
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I'll be right back.
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Hi, how you doing?
Mike Coozeman. Glad to meet you.
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Wow. This is gonna
take some getting used to.
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Yeah, isn't this the guy's bathroom?
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No, it's coed. All the dorms are like this.
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Cool, coed, yeah.
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Don't worry. I won't peek.
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Yeah, I won't peek... I won't peek, either.
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I'm Ashley, what's your name?
- I'm Erik.
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Well, it's nice to meet you, Erik.
- It's nice to meet you, too.
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Hey, do you think you could pass me
my shampoo? It's just right there.
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- Yeah. Just give me a minute here, okay?
- Thanks.
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Erik?
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Erik?
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Alittle help here?
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Ride the white whale, baby!
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Ride the white whale.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, my God. Oh, man. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, the doorwas...
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- Hey, you must be Erik.
- I am.
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- I'm Bobby.
- Hi.
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Hey.
- Hey, hey.
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- Come on in, man.
- No, no, no. It's...
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- You guys are busy. I can come back later.
- Okay, listen. This is your place, too,
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and don't worry about Margie.
She's not exactly shy.
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No, she's not.
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- Sit down. You want a beer?.
- No.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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Are you hungry?
Margie cooked up some mean bratwurst.
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- No, I just had a sandwich. Thanks.
All right.
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- Where're you from?
- East Great Falls.
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East Great Falls.
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Slow down, sassy pants.
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All right, baby?
I'm trying to have a conversation.
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Yeah.
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- College! Yeah! Best years of our lives!
- Yeah.
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Put it up.
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Oh, high...
High-five.
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You wanna jump in on this?
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- Come on. Margie loves it.
- No, no, no. Margie, no, no.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, I'm good.
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Look, it was very nice to meet you,
Bobby and Margie.
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Actually, I just came
to change my pants here.
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I spilled a drink on it earlier,
so I'm just gonna let you guys... Yeah.
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Are you role-playing again?
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Say the safe word, baby. Say the safe...
Baby? Are you choking?
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- Dude, I think she's choking!
- What?
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I think she's choking.
You gotta do something.
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- Do something.
I can't do anything!
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I'm tied up and basted
like a Thanksgiving turkey.
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All right, all right, all right. I got it.
Hold on. From the spot.
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Oh, my Jesus.
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What do you want me to do with all this...
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Get out!
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- Erik? No!
Sorry.
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All right, son!
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Yeah! That's what being a Stifler's all about.
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- No, no, no. She was choking.
That's it!
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- I was helping her.
- That's how Stiflers do college.
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Now, let's just give these kids some privacy.
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Doing good. Keep it up.
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I'm not trying to freak you out, roomie,
but I just totally came.
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Is this where
Laura Johnson and Sara Coleman live?
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Yeah, I'm Laura Johnson
and this is my roommate, Sara.
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My name is Dwight Stifler.
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I'm here with the
Freshman Welcoming Committee,
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and I've been given instructions
to escort you ladies
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on a guided tour of the entire campus.
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- That's so sweet.
- Yeah.
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Should we wear anything special?
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Dude, there is no way that everybody
in this is a student here.
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Look, he's holding her boob.
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He is.
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No, man, they are.
I've had a subscription for, like, a year.
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That'll be good.
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That's not a cologne ad.
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I've used that exact issue
more times than I can count.
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You smell pretty.
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- Sorry.
- That was so uncalled for.
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- Wow.
- Is this Erik Stifler's room?
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Yeah.
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Welcome to college, boys.
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Yeah. No, I wouldn't lie to you.
I'm dead serious.
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Most sororities won't even give you a bid
unless you've had a threesome.
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It shows that you work well
within the group dynamic,
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and that you're really prepared
for sisterhood.
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You know what I'm saying?
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Oh, man. Who is this guy?
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Dude, he's the reason we came
to college here.
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- You like that?
- That was awesome.
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You have to give a little bit back
every now and then.
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- Hey, hey, shower buddy!
- Oh, hey. Hi.
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Shower buddy?
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Yeah, Erik and I met
when I was showering this afternoon.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Oh, right, the coed bathrooms. Yeah.
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It took me about three years
to get the board of trustees
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to approve that one. Worth it.
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Oh, Ashley, hi. This...
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Everyone, this is Ashley.
Ashley, this is everyone.
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Hi, everybody.
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This is my roommate, Denise.
She just came here from Georgia.
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Hey, y'all.
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Well, I do declare, a real life Scarlett O'Hara.
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Oh, my.
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Well, hey, you guys aren't taking off,
are you?
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Yeah, we're going to this cocktail mixer
at the Epsilon Sigma Kappa House.
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Oh, no, no, no. The Geek House?
No, trust me.
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- I wanna stay but...
But we promised, so...
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Plus, Ashley thinks this party
is a little bit d�class�.
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What? Like sleazy?
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Hey, baby. How you doing, sweetheart?
Grab a beer.
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No, you got the wrong idea
about this whole thing.
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Look, this is just a little meet and greet
that I set up to, sort of,
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you know, demonstrate our school spirit
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and our, you know,
dedication to this university.
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Beta House fucking rules!
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Real classy.
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- Erik, it was really nice to see you again.
- Yeah.
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- Guys, till next time.
- Yeah, see you.
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Bye, guys.
Bye.
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- It's nice to meet you.
- See you.
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Hey, Stifler,
what's up with this Geek House?
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Yeah, I never even heard of it.
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I know a Geek house sounds harmless,
but they are a nightmare.
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They were a social club for decades,
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till a group of rich geeks came in
and threw some money around,
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built the house, got a new charter.
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Wait, a geek fraternity?
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To get in,
you need, like, perfect SAT scores.
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Transfer $2 million to my Swiss account.
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Then they check your family tree
and calculate future earnings potential.
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No, I said buy at 60, not sell at 60.
You're fucking fired!
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They got billionaire alumni.
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They got billionaire alumni.
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Hey, it's only 100 grand.
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They run the student government,
and the faculty loves them.
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But don't even get me started
on the women.
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They attract the most beautiful women
from the entire school.
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Who wants to hang out
with a house full of geeks?
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It's a new world out there.
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These women realise
that the geeks are gonna be the millionaires
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right out of school.
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They've just adjusted their nesting habits.
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Hey, don't sweat it.
Beta's still where the party's at, right?
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Look out!
Stifler, the judging's about to begin.
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Judging?
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Oh, the Beta House never disappoints.
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- Are you serious? It's always like this?
- All the time.
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- These girls are ridiculous.
- Ridiculous. Get the clipboard.
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Sweetie, you are naughty.
I am keeping you after class.
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Bring that ruler. I've also been bad.
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And this one over here's got great abs.
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They look like fresh buttered rolls
right out of the oven.
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This is the best idea I've ever had!
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- No, I just... I can't handle it.
- This is chicken scratch. You're a caveman.
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She's pulling them out.
She's pulling them out.
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Perfect 10!
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- Beta! Beta!
Beta! Beta!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
depravity is haunting this university.
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Sex, alcohol, vulgarity, stupidity.
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Once, this was a respected institution
of higher learning.
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We are declaring a new age
at this university.
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An age in which a student's worth
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is no longer measured
by his blood alcohol level,
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but rather, his GPA.
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We formed this fraternity to change the way
geeks are thought of in this country.
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But as history has proven,
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for a new civilization to emerge,
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another must crumble.
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We must destroy the Betas.
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Hey, Stacey, my hands are wet.
I can't get this beer open.
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Will you do it for me?
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Thanks. Those Kegel muscle exercises
are really paying off, huh?
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So what do we have to do to become Betas?
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Well, obviously, you guys are cool with me.
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What you need to do
is impress the rush chair, Wesley.
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- Have you guys met Wesley?
Uh-uh.
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You haven't? All right.
He's in the other room.
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Come on, I'll introduce you. Follow me.
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Don't be fooled by his appearance.
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His nickname is the Blackout Menace.
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He's a perfect student,
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except for his habit
of getting belligerently drunk,
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blacking out,
causing complete and total mayhem,
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00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,888
and never remembering a thing.
239
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:18,524
Uh...
240
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,445
Excuse me. Where is this plane going to?
241
00:14:22,071 --> 00:14:23,322
Detroit.
242
00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:26,116
Thank God.
243
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,956
All right, excuse me.
Where is it coming from?
244
00:14:32,082 --> 00:14:33,373
Bangkok.
245
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:40,089
- Whose kid is that?
- Yours. You adopted him yesterday.
246
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,799
Congratulations.
247
00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:46,554
Hey, buddy.
248
00:14:48,974 --> 00:14:50,516
Are you serious?
249
00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:54,479
Yep, just dropped Sung Lee off
at their embassy this last week.
250
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,815
Kid nearly caused an international incident.
251
00:14:58,149 --> 00:14:59,441
Wesley!
252
00:15:00,235 --> 00:15:04,072
Sorry to interrupt.
Wesley, this is my cousin and his buddies.
253
00:15:04,865 --> 00:15:05,948
- Hi.
Hey.
254
00:15:06,116 --> 00:15:07,533
- Erik, right?
- Yeah.
255
00:15:07,617 --> 00:15:10,703
Mike Coozeman.
How come we didn't see you last year?
256
00:15:10,871 --> 00:15:14,081
I was in a Mexican jail.
I had to tunnel my way out.
257
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:18,254
But I made it back in time for finals
which is what we're all about here at Beta,
258
00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:19,837
education.
259
00:15:20,672 --> 00:15:21,714
Right.
260
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,425
- You wanna dance?
- Yeah.
261
00:15:24,717 --> 00:15:26,303
Let's get sexy.
262
00:15:28,472 --> 00:15:30,141
Hey, you ready?
263
00:15:30,307 --> 00:15:33,851
There's a hundred hot horny chicks
here tonight. I'm counting on you.
264
00:15:52,997 --> 00:15:55,167
Get some, baby! Get some!
265
00:16:10,598 --> 00:16:14,268
Call me irresponsible
266
00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:17,647
Call me unreliable
267
00:16:18,522 --> 00:16:20,733
Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
268
00:16:22,861 --> 00:16:26,406
Are you gonna start drinking?
Because I desperately need a wing man.
269
00:16:26,574 --> 00:16:30,118
No, I'm not drinking tonight, Bull.
I had a rough night last week.
270
00:16:30,203 --> 00:16:33,246
Oh, really? Really? That's fine.
271
00:16:34,332 --> 00:16:36,584
Because then I just might have
to tell these fine, young ladies
272
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:40,420
about a certain frat boy
and a Mexican transvestite!
273
00:16:40,545 --> 00:16:41,589
All right, all right, all right.
274
00:16:43,131 --> 00:16:44,508
One drink.
275
00:16:45,634 --> 00:16:47,261
Yeah, just one.
276
00:17:07,656 --> 00:17:08,908
Hey.
277
00:17:09,409 --> 00:17:10,451
What the hell's with you, man?
278
00:17:10,576 --> 00:17:13,913
Can you not see all this prime ass
a foot from your face?
279
00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:16,250
Yeah, man, I see. It's... It's pretty cool.
280
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:19,335
Yeah, it's cool. You should be tearing it up!
281
00:17:19,419 --> 00:17:20,379
You guys, it's just...
282
00:17:20,461 --> 00:17:22,713
Remember last year?
We came up here, I had the time of my life.
283
00:17:22,881 --> 00:17:26,217
You know, I did stuff I neverwould
have dreamed I would've ever done,
284
00:17:26,301 --> 00:17:27,761
and I kind of figured it would change me.
285
00:17:27,886 --> 00:17:30,805
Yeah, okay.
So you got drunk and you ran naked, right?
286
00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:33,142
But you blew it
with a really hot sorority chick
287
00:17:33,308 --> 00:17:35,394
to run home and have sex
with your little girlfriend.
288
00:17:35,477 --> 00:17:37,562
Yeah, Erik. That stunt might
have won you points in high school,
289
00:17:37,687 --> 00:17:39,648
- but this isn't high school.
- No.
290
00:17:39,773 --> 00:17:41,025
I guess you guys are right.
291
00:17:41,108 --> 00:17:44,029
Listen, college is your one chance
to start over. Okay?
292
00:17:44,154 --> 00:17:47,572
You get to hit the reset button on life.
You get to be anybody you wanna be.
293
00:17:47,697 --> 00:17:51,662
- Never thought of it like that before.
- Yeah. Here, slug that.
294
00:17:55,205 --> 00:17:58,125
- That a boy. Julie, this is my cousin, Erik.
- Hey.
295
00:17:58,209 --> 00:18:01,128
I just wanted you to know Erik voted
for you in the hottie contest,
296
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,423
and since he's, like,
the ladies' man of the family,
297
00:18:03,589 --> 00:18:05,508
I totally trust his taste.
298
00:18:07,384 --> 00:18:10,305
- You want to dance, gorgeous?
- I'd love to.
299
00:18:10,931 --> 00:18:13,809
Anybody you wanna be. Yeah.
300
00:18:24,611 --> 00:18:27,364
Wow, you can really put that away.
301
00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:29,825
You kidding me?
This stuff is like waterto me.
302
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,166
Hey, hey, everybody,
settle down for a second!
303
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,544
We're just having
a little, minor technical glitch.
304
00:18:40,669 --> 00:18:43,172
No big deal.
We'll get everything fixed up in a minute.
305
00:18:44,422 --> 00:18:47,009
I don't think so, Stifler!
306
00:18:47,175 --> 00:18:50,554
You see,
you overloaded your prehistoric circuits.
307
00:18:50,679 --> 00:18:53,599
I'm afraid your music won't be coming on
forthe rest of the night.
308
00:18:53,682 --> 00:18:56,935
Don't... Don't listen to him.
We'll get everything fixed in a minute.
309
00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:59,731
That won't matter
because by Jake's calculations,
310
00:18:59,856 --> 00:19:02,025
based on the amount
of kegs and liquor you bought,
311
00:19:02,191 --> 00:19:05,362
you should be running out, just about now.
312
00:19:05,529 --> 00:19:08,196
- Bullshit.
- The fucking kegs are dry!
313
00:19:09,699 --> 00:19:11,951
We're out of fucking booze!
314
00:19:13,912 --> 00:19:15,289
I know!
315
00:19:15,372 --> 00:19:17,666
Settle down! It's fine. We'll make a beer run.
316
00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:19,251
They could do that,
317
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:23,713
oryou can all come to the Geek House
where we have enough liquor to last a week,
318
00:19:23,881 --> 00:19:26,634
along with all the champagne you can drink.
319
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:32,390
We also have a heated pool
and enough swimsuits for everyone.
320
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,724
That is, if you even want to wear one.
321
00:19:34,892 --> 00:19:35,935
Yeah!
322
00:19:39,772 --> 00:19:41,774
Are you fucking kidding me?
323
00:19:41,857 --> 00:19:43,651
Oh, it's your choice, people.
324
00:19:43,733 --> 00:19:46,611
- Stay here and get puked on...
- Okay, I'm out of here.
325
00:19:46,779 --> 00:19:49,073
Or come party, VIP style.
326
00:19:49,157 --> 00:19:51,617
All right! Let's go! Let's go!
327
00:20:01,877 --> 00:20:03,463
Fucking Edgar.
328
00:20:04,715 --> 00:20:08,093
Prick really knows how
to throw that money around, huh?
329
00:20:08,259 --> 00:20:09,802
Oh, yeah.
330
00:20:09,969 --> 00:20:12,931
Oh, but it doesn't help that numbnuts here
barfed all overthe chicks, either.
331
00:20:13,098 --> 00:20:14,515
Yeah.
332
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,686
- Sorry about that.
- You look disgusting.
333
00:20:19,813 --> 00:20:23,692
- Erik, for crying out loud, man!
- I'll clean it up.
334
00:20:31,908 --> 00:20:33,284
Not again.
335
00:20:37,873 --> 00:20:39,333
Morning, sexy.
336
00:20:42,712 --> 00:20:44,630
Some party, huh?
337
00:20:44,796 --> 00:20:47,133
Hey, baby. How you doing?
338
00:20:49,343 --> 00:20:50,845
No. No, no, no.
339
00:20:53,931 --> 00:20:56,017
How you feeling there, cuz?
340
00:20:56,642 --> 00:20:58,770
A lot better. Thanks.
341
00:20:58,936 --> 00:21:01,481
No need for thanks, we're family.
342
00:21:01,647 --> 00:21:03,358
Right now, I gotta run.
I gotta go down to the basement,
343
00:21:03,525 --> 00:21:05,861
take care of some official Beta business.
344
00:21:06,028 --> 00:21:08,363
- Have some of Peaches' eggs.
- Okay.
345
00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:10,407
All right. Thanks, Peaches.
346
00:21:12,074 --> 00:21:12,993
Oh, buddy.
347
00:21:17,372 --> 00:21:19,040
- I need this place.
That a boy!
348
00:21:19,457 --> 00:21:21,877
Yeah.
- Off the hook! Work it!
349
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:23,753
So, guys, the hard-on champ is in?
350
00:21:23,836 --> 00:21:24,880
- Yeah!
All right.
351
00:21:25,005 --> 00:21:26,464
Aye, aye.
352
00:21:30,218 --> 00:21:32,304
Yeah, I love this guy.
353
00:21:32,388 --> 00:21:34,181
Beta? I love Beta!
354
00:21:35,433 --> 00:21:37,309
You like Beta, baby?
Best rack in the house, though.
355
00:21:37,393 --> 00:21:39,186
I fucking love Beta, baby!
356
00:21:40,521 --> 00:21:42,606
Shut up! Shut up! Everyone calm down.
357
00:21:42,731 --> 00:21:44,066
I told you I didn't want to drink.
358
00:21:44,191 --> 00:21:46,777
Look how the pig squeals!
Look how the pig squeals!
359
00:21:46,944 --> 00:21:48,611
All in favour of Bobby Coolidge?
360
00:21:48,779 --> 00:21:49,906
- Everyone.
- Aye, aye.
361
00:21:50,031 --> 00:21:51,282
- Aye, aye.
- Aye, aye.
362
00:21:53,659 --> 00:21:55,662
All right, all right.
363
00:21:56,579 --> 00:21:58,456
Oh, man!
Jesus!
364
00:21:59,498 --> 00:22:00,749
Holy crap! Wow!
365
00:22:00,874 --> 00:22:03,376
Man, this guy really knows
how to work a room.
366
00:22:03,461 --> 00:22:05,879
Give him a bid.
He'll be a pussy magnet, buddy.
367
00:22:05,964 --> 00:22:07,549
Yeah!
368
00:22:10,551 --> 00:22:12,346
Oh, no!
369
00:22:12,429 --> 00:22:16,308
Hey, hey, hey!
All right, that's my cousin. Take it easy.
370
00:22:16,390 --> 00:22:21,104
No offence, brother, okay? But I don't know
if your cousin is up for the challenge, man.
371
00:22:21,188 --> 00:22:24,316
I'm with Bull on this one.
I mean, he's a nice kid,
372
00:22:24,483 --> 00:22:27,236
but he passed up sleeping
with Brandy, man.
373
00:22:27,402 --> 00:22:29,028
All right, all right, all right.
374
00:22:29,113 --> 00:22:31,949
Look, I know Erik missed his big chance
to, like, sleep with the one girl
375
00:22:32,032 --> 00:22:34,952
that, I'm assuming, everybody in this room
would lop off your left nut to bang.
376
00:22:35,078 --> 00:22:36,620
- Am I right?
Two nuts.
377
00:22:36,786 --> 00:22:38,287
All right, does that mean
he's not Beta material?
378
00:22:38,413 --> 00:22:39,958
- Yes!
Yeah!
379
00:22:40,082 --> 00:22:44,504
He was young and dumb
and in love. He's a... He's a late bloomer.
380
00:22:44,671 --> 00:22:46,422
I think he's gonna surprise you
this semester.
381
00:22:46,589 --> 00:22:49,050
And anyway, he's a legacy,
so he's automatically getting a bid.
382
00:22:49,092 --> 00:22:50,968
So you can all fuck off.
383
00:22:51,553 --> 00:22:53,513
- Aye.
- Aye, aye!
384
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,807
Yeah, that's what I thought, bitches.
385
00:23:03,523 --> 00:23:05,525
- Hey, you.
- Hi.
386
00:23:05,608 --> 00:23:08,695
- We have to stop meeting like this.
- Yeah.
387
00:23:11,448 --> 00:23:14,993
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I just had a really rough night.
388
00:23:16,787 --> 00:23:20,749
You know, I think Denise has
a crush on yourfriend, Cooze.
389
00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:22,501
She thinks he's sweet.
390
00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:25,546
- Denise thinks Cooze is sweet?
- Yeah.
391
00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:32,719
- Wait, actually...
- Erik, I...
392
00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:36,057
- I was thinking...
- Look, I'm just thinking...
393
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:39,185
- Do you wanna go out with me once?
- Yeah.
394
00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:42,688
- Really?
- Yeah. That would be really nice.
395
00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:46,192
Okay, keep...
You have really pretty teeth, by the way.
396
00:24:01,624 --> 00:24:03,168
What's going on?
397
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,044
This sucks.
398
00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:08,382
Hey, guys. Don't go that way.
This way's quicker.
399
00:24:09,632 --> 00:24:12,552
- Dude, I left the best sandwich in my dorm.
This sucks.
400
00:24:17,140 --> 00:24:20,811
- Wait a second. Where are we?
- I don't see any sandwiches here.
401
00:24:20,895 --> 00:24:23,813
Hey, guys. You wanna see something?
402
00:24:27,067 --> 00:24:29,027
Yes.
- That is...
403
00:24:45,712 --> 00:24:47,171
Gentlemen,
404
00:24:47,797 --> 00:24:51,050
today is the first day
of the rest of your lives.
405
00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:56,264
You are the select few who have
been chosen to pledge the Beta House.
406
00:24:56,347 --> 00:24:57,974
Beta, baby!
407
00:25:01,103 --> 00:25:06,484
Now, most fraternities do the pledging thing
a little bit differently than we do.
408
00:25:06,566 --> 00:25:10,863
Most pledging consists
of hate-filled mental and physical hazing
409
00:25:10,945 --> 00:25:12,406
designed to break you down.
410
00:25:12,573 --> 00:25:14,282
But here at Beta,
411
00:25:14,449 --> 00:25:19,830
I, Dwight Stifler, your pledge master,
have devised an elaborate scientific plan
412
00:25:19,913 --> 00:25:23,000
to build teamwork and brotherhood.
413
00:25:24,878 --> 00:25:27,755
Gentlemen, I give you your pledge board.
414
00:25:31,384 --> 00:25:33,468
On this pledge board are 50 tasks
415
00:25:33,636 --> 00:25:36,722
that you and your pledge brothers
must complete by semester's end
416
00:25:36,806 --> 00:25:38,599
if you want to become Betas.
417
00:25:38,682 --> 00:25:40,769
To start things off,
418
00:25:40,894 --> 00:25:44,731
I say we begin with my personal favourite,
number 37.
419
00:25:54,740 --> 00:25:55,909
Okay, so here's the low-down.
420
00:25:55,992 --> 00:26:02,041
One of you has got to get your ass signed
by a stripperwith photo proof. All right?
421
00:26:02,874 --> 00:26:04,334
All right, we're gonna go get a drink.
422
00:26:04,501 --> 00:26:05,501
- Wesley...
- Yeah.
423
00:26:05,585 --> 00:26:07,671
Don't bother us.
424
00:26:10,089 --> 00:26:12,592
Okay, who's gonna try and do this?
425
00:26:13,844 --> 00:26:18,057
Oh, you guys, I got this. Who's got a pen?
That'll do.
426
00:26:21,811 --> 00:26:25,355
Hey, baby, how's about signing my ass
while I'm up here?
427
00:26:32,905 --> 00:26:34,990
She got Cooze! We gotta help him!
428
00:26:37,034 --> 00:26:38,954
Down goes fatty!
429
00:26:40,956 --> 00:26:42,873
Stripper brawl!
430
00:26:45,418 --> 00:26:47,503
Stifler, we need some help!
431
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,631
Oh, cousin got clothes-lined.
That's a shame.
432
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,013
That's gonna leave a big bruise.
433
00:27:01,601 --> 00:27:03,936
Those girls are wild tonight.
434
00:27:06,231 --> 00:27:08,984
I used to fuck girls like you in prison.
435
00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:14,781
- Oh, I love a good stripper brawl.
- Who doesn't?
436
00:27:16,033 --> 00:27:18,119
- You started it!
- Way to go, Cooze.
437
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,203
- You started it!
- Way to go, Cooze.
438
00:27:20,371 --> 00:27:21,873
What? I didn't do anything.
439
00:27:22,038 --> 00:27:25,042
You charged that stripper with a pen
like you were going to shove it in her ass.
440
00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:27,044
Maybe if her panties
smelled like waffles,
441
00:27:27,128 --> 00:27:28,337
then you would have done something...
442
00:27:28,504 --> 00:27:29,631
Shut up. Shut up!
443
00:27:29,796 --> 00:27:31,507
...some syrup. That idiot?
- I bet she would have liked that.
444
00:27:33,592 --> 00:27:37,680
- Hey there, gorgeous. You work here?
- Yeah, sweetie.
445
00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:40,017
You see,
we're pledging the Beta House right now,
446
00:27:40,182 --> 00:27:43,602
and one of our tasks
is to get our ass signed by a...
447
00:27:43,727 --> 00:27:46,313
A professional dancer like yourself.
448
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:50,193
So I was just, you know, wondering
if maybe you'd do me the honour?
449
00:27:50,277 --> 00:27:53,946
That's a different approach
than the boys usually take in this place.
450
00:27:54,031 --> 00:27:56,240
- Bend over.
- Thanks.
451
00:27:56,324 --> 00:27:57,950
My name's Erik Stifler, by the way.
452
00:27:58,117 --> 00:28:00,452
Let me get one for the year book.
453
00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:05,083
Nice smile.
454
00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:08,420
- You have any relation to Dwight Stifler?
- He's my cousin.
455
00:28:08,586 --> 00:28:11,339
- Hey, Stifler.
- Candy. How are you, sweetheart?
456
00:28:11,506 --> 00:28:13,007
Good to see you.
457
00:28:13,175 --> 00:28:15,718
I can see where he gets his charm from.
458
00:28:15,843 --> 00:28:19,056
- You come see me soon, okay?
- You know I will.
459
00:28:19,182 --> 00:28:21,975
All right, boys.
Hey, congratulations. Task 37.
460
00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:24,187
- In the bag! Done!
Yeah.
461
00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:27,605
Good job, boys.
That's our first task completed.
462
00:28:28,023 --> 00:28:30,943
I think that stripper's implant broke my face.
463
00:28:42,412 --> 00:28:43,456
Everyone, let's go.
464
00:29:37,594 --> 00:29:39,471
Sweet Caesar's ghost!
465
00:29:47,272 --> 00:29:49,941
Fifteen, check.
466
00:29:50,107 --> 00:29:52,068
Sixteen, check.
467
00:30:03,663 --> 00:30:04,998
Hmm.
468
00:30:12,089 --> 00:30:14,800
- Who's that guy?
- He's my Swahili instructor.
469
00:30:14,967 --> 00:30:16,885
I have my proficiency exam next week.
470
00:30:17,053 --> 00:30:18,511
- Nice!
- Yeah.
471
00:30:18,679 --> 00:30:22,225
Hey, what's...
What's this golden hammer doing in here?
472
00:30:22,308 --> 00:30:24,936
It's from the Greek Olympiad.
473
00:30:25,018 --> 00:30:28,481
It was, like, a series of competitions
involving skill and deviant behaviour.
474
00:30:28,564 --> 00:30:31,609
They got really out of hand,
so the university banned them for life.
475
00:30:31,692 --> 00:30:33,777
The Betas were legendary at them, though.
We never lost.
476
00:30:33,945 --> 00:30:35,863
- Cool. Yeah.
- Yeah.
477
00:30:36,239 --> 00:30:38,532
Oh, and remember, Erik...
478
00:30:46,875 --> 00:30:48,084
Yeah.
479
00:30:52,339 --> 00:30:53,297
Swahili.
480
00:30:55,049 --> 00:30:57,677
This place is swell, isn't it?
Yeah.
481
00:30:57,761 --> 00:30:59,137
Look at how juicy.
482
00:31:00,222 --> 00:31:01,890
Sucking the crab? Wow.
483
00:31:02,056 --> 00:31:04,769
- This place is fun.
- Yeah. Yeah, this place is awesome.
484
00:31:04,852 --> 00:31:06,896
I thought you'd like it here, you know.
485
00:31:08,312 --> 00:31:10,024
I like this mallet.
486
00:31:12,527 --> 00:31:16,238
- Oh, my God. Are you okay? Here.
- It's all right.
487
00:31:17,281 --> 00:31:18,741
It doesn't really taste that bad.
488
00:31:19,993 --> 00:31:22,912
Dude, I'm telling you,
this chick can't get enough of me.
489
00:31:22,995 --> 00:31:24,789
I did her again last night!
490
00:31:24,873 --> 00:31:27,917
Oh, I can't believe that. You're the man!
491
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,460
I think I know that girl.
492
00:31:29,585 --> 00:31:31,671
You know,
not all frat guys are like those guys.
493
00:31:31,755 --> 00:31:34,174
I know. I guess I just have a jaded opinion.
494
00:31:34,257 --> 00:31:36,259
Really? Why's that?
495
00:31:36,341 --> 00:31:38,177
It's just the typical story.
496
00:31:38,343 --> 00:31:41,139
Boy meets girl.
Boy goes off to college, joins a frat,
497
00:31:41,264 --> 00:31:42,973
starts sleeping with every girl he can.
498
00:31:43,141 --> 00:31:46,311
Girl finds out
and dumps his ass during winter break.
499
00:31:47,103 --> 00:31:49,273
But that was high school.
I'm much older and wiser now.
500
00:31:49,398 --> 00:31:53,777
Right, older and wiser. And you're on a date
with a guy who's pledging a frat.
501
00:31:53,859 --> 00:31:56,321
I know, and I'm watching you.
502
00:31:56,987 --> 00:31:58,031
- Dine and ditch.
- Yeah.
503
00:31:58,198 --> 00:31:59,490
That's, like, one of my favourite plays of...
504
00:32:00,450 --> 00:32:02,953
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
505
00:32:04,205 --> 00:32:05,539
Little help here!
506
00:32:10,711 --> 00:32:12,754
You are just the sweetest.
507
00:32:14,215 --> 00:32:16,717
You just bring it out in me, babe.
508
00:32:20,346 --> 00:32:22,598
- Perfect.
- Yeah?
509
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:30,314
- Careful, my feet are real sensitive.
- Really?
510
00:32:40,074 --> 00:32:41,326
Oh, my.
511
00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:45,287
I love foot massages.
512
00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:50,335
Oh, my!
513
00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:04,975
I can't!
514
00:33:12,399 --> 00:33:15,193
- I'm sorry.
- No, that's cool.
515
00:33:15,943 --> 00:33:18,071
It's totally fine, really.
516
00:33:19,782 --> 00:33:24,577
Here, let me just take care of you.
517
00:33:25,828 --> 00:33:27,205
Okay.
518
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:30,833
Ooh!
519
00:33:37,509 --> 00:33:39,718
- You like that?
- God, yeah.
520
00:33:40,344 --> 00:33:42,514
You do that almost as good as I do.
521
00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:52,940
How're you feeling?
522
00:33:53,316 --> 00:33:56,235
Hey. Good, thanks.
523
00:33:56,403 --> 00:33:57,529
- Here, let me see.
- Oh, no.
524
00:33:57,696 --> 00:33:59,406
No, no. Ashley, it's...
You really don't need to do anything.
525
00:33:59,531 --> 00:34:01,909
Oh, my God, Erik.
You have to put something on that.
526
00:34:02,076 --> 00:34:03,952
No, it's just a little red.
527
00:34:04,536 --> 00:34:06,079
Here, let me.
528
00:34:07,914 --> 00:34:09,208
Are you sure?
Yeah.
529
00:34:09,624 --> 00:34:10,624
It's not...
530
00:34:13,504 --> 00:34:16,090
- Does it hurt?
- No, it's just really cold.
531
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:20,678
Does that feel better?
- Yeah.
532
00:34:22,138 --> 00:34:23,931
Mmm-hmm.
533
00:34:24,015 --> 00:34:25,057
Wow!
534
00:34:26,434 --> 00:34:28,144
- Oh, man!
- I didn't even touch it.
535
00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:30,229
No, it's no big deal.
536
00:34:30,396 --> 00:34:32,356
I guess I should just
take it as a compliment, right?
537
00:34:32,481 --> 00:34:35,192
- I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry.
- It's cool.
538
00:34:37,070 --> 00:34:39,030
Wow, that cream feels good.
539
00:34:39,989 --> 00:34:41,867
Ash, you might wanna...
540
00:34:41,950 --> 00:34:43,159
Just relax.
541
00:34:43,743 --> 00:34:44,994
It's still hot.
542
00:35:13,566 --> 00:35:16,068
Oh, my God! Mr Biggles!
543
00:35:25,453 --> 00:35:29,206
- This is really, really embarrassing.
- No, it's okay. It's okay.
544
00:35:29,290 --> 00:35:32,543
I just haven't seen anything like that.
545
00:35:32,627 --> 00:35:35,505
Well, I was a virgin until last year,
546
00:35:35,672 --> 00:35:40,093
and then my girlfriend dumped me
about four months ago.
547
00:35:41,385 --> 00:35:45,348
Okay. Wait, wait, wait.
Are you telling me that you haven't...
548
00:35:46,516 --> 00:35:48,226
In four months?
549
00:35:48,393 --> 00:35:53,856
Well, you see, there was this incident
that made masturbation
550
00:35:55,066 --> 00:35:58,070
very taboo in my household.
551
00:35:58,820 --> 00:36:02,157
Well, you have more self-control
than most people.
552
00:36:03,491 --> 00:36:05,536
I'm really sorry about Mr Biggles.
553
00:36:06,536 --> 00:36:07,663
Yeah.
554
00:36:12,626 --> 00:36:14,670
- Just a little... Right.
- No, it's...
555
00:36:16,964 --> 00:36:20,801
Oh, baby, I love you. Whoa, baby,
why won't you tell me you love me, too?
556
00:36:20,926 --> 00:36:24,972
- Hey, Bull. Have you seen Stifler?
- He's in a meeting.
557
00:36:25,097 --> 00:36:28,434
- What meeting would he be at?
- I don't know. Something important.
558
00:36:28,684 --> 00:36:31,145
And it was after my parents...
559
00:36:31,228 --> 00:36:35,608
Well, they had to fire
the fourth landscaping crew
560
00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:39,779
because they caught me with them.
561
00:36:39,947 --> 00:36:44,534
And that's when I knew that I had a problem.
562
00:36:45,327 --> 00:36:49,957
But I have been sex-free for two years now
563
00:36:50,123 --> 00:36:53,042
and, you know, never felt better.
564
00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:01,885
You are so brave.
565
00:37:04,304 --> 00:37:08,517
Get it in there! Yeah! Faster! Faster!
566
00:37:08,684 --> 00:37:12,271
- I'm going as fast as I can.
- Faster, bad boy!
567
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,442
Faster, I said!
568
00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,363
- I think I'm gonna...
- It's gonna break!
569
00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:23,157
Yes! Yes!
570
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:24,783
God, yes.
571
00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:29,539
Oh, boy.
572
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,135
You call yourself a man?
573
00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:45,596
Get back here and fuck me!
574
00:37:47,724 --> 00:37:51,436
Okay, okay. All right, listen.
I just did three times, okay?
575
00:37:51,521 --> 00:37:56,316
I'm gonna go get an icepack
and then I'll be right back.
576
00:37:56,441 --> 00:38:01,531
You know the secret,
icepacks are for pussies!
577
00:38:03,115 --> 00:38:06,327
Oh, your friend. He wants to come play!
578
00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:08,579
I'm going to see you again!
579
00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:14,168
- I'm a grizzly bear!
- You're bad.
580
00:38:14,251 --> 00:38:17,713
I'm gonna steal a picnic basket
full of orgasms.
581
00:38:18,839 --> 00:38:20,883
Okay, lay your head back.
Lay your head back.
582
00:38:21,051 --> 00:38:23,969
Ready? Are you ready for it?
Let's go, all right?
583
00:38:24,053 --> 00:38:29,058
Hands and feet inside the tram.
Next stop, penetration station, baby.
584
00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:34,439
Hey, get back here!
585
00:38:37,734 --> 00:38:39,402
Stifler, I forgot to tell you...
586
00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:40,904
Whoa.
587
00:38:41,779 --> 00:38:46,076
- Get your ass over here, punk.
- Okay.
588
00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:55,878
Oh, dude. On her teddy bear? Really?
589
00:38:56,169 --> 00:38:58,629
Dude, he hasn't busted a nut
in, like, four months.
590
00:38:58,796 --> 00:38:59,923
What do you think I should do?
591
00:39:00,091 --> 00:39:01,925
- Man, you gotta beat the bishop.
- Yeah.
592
00:39:02,008 --> 00:39:05,679
- You need to punch that clown. A lot.
- What are you talking about?
593
00:39:07,139 --> 00:39:09,475
- You need to masturbate, dude. A lot.
Alot.
594
00:39:09,641 --> 00:39:12,811
So next time you won't blow your load
when you're rounding first base.
595
00:39:12,979 --> 00:39:14,021
Yeah.
596
00:39:30,997 --> 00:39:33,081
Just gotta clean the pipes.
597
00:39:55,605 --> 00:39:57,649
- Who is it?
- Hey, it's Ashley.
598
00:39:57,815 --> 00:39:59,903
We were gonna hang out, remember?.
599
00:40:01,779 --> 00:40:04,489
Yeah! Yeah, I remember.
600
00:40:04,573 --> 00:40:08,035
I... I lost track of time, Ashley.
I'll be right there.
601
00:40:08,118 --> 00:40:10,829
- Are you okay in there?
- Yeah.
602
00:40:10,996 --> 00:40:14,583
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Just give me one second, okay?
603
00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:16,877
Erik, are you naked?
604
00:40:17,002 --> 00:40:19,713
Just putting on my t-shirt right now.
605
00:40:20,380 --> 00:40:21,800
There it is.
606
00:40:22,215 --> 00:40:23,133
Whew!
607
00:40:24,093 --> 00:40:25,219
- Hi.
- Hi.
608
00:40:25,344 --> 00:40:28,557
- Can I come in?
- No. No, the place is actually a mess.
609
00:40:28,682 --> 00:40:30,766
- Bobby's disgusting.
- Oh, yeah?
610
00:40:30,850 --> 00:40:33,769
- But I know a cool place we can go.
- Come on.
611
00:40:40,610 --> 00:40:44,363
All right. Right hand, yellow.
612
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:46,241
Ooh.
613
00:40:46,408 --> 00:40:48,077
I love this game.
614
00:40:48,785 --> 00:40:51,288
Don't you fall or you're losing those boxers.
615
00:40:51,455 --> 00:40:53,498
Oh, really?
616
00:40:56,835 --> 00:40:59,004
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
617
00:40:59,378 --> 00:41:00,881
Ow.
618
00:41:01,048 --> 00:41:02,507
- Hi.
- Hi.
619
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,111
I'm sorry.
620
00:41:21,236 --> 00:41:25,407
- What? Are you a virgin or something or...
- No.
621
00:41:27,534 --> 00:41:31,121
It's just when I... When I get too excited...
622
00:41:33,748 --> 00:41:35,626
Oh, it's embarrassing.
623
00:41:40,923 --> 00:41:42,132
Here.
624
00:41:43,008 --> 00:41:46,261
- Let me just take care of you again.
- Okay.
625
00:41:51,683 --> 00:41:54,227
Oh, wait, wait, wait. Cheers, cheers.
626
00:41:55,646 --> 00:41:56,689
Mmm.
627
00:41:58,606 --> 00:42:01,944
Let me get that for you.
A little spillage. No big deal.
628
00:42:09,410 --> 00:42:11,287
It's not gonna go off again, is it?
629
00:42:11,369 --> 00:42:14,873
Absolutely not.
I've been practicing my self-control a lot.
630
00:42:15,041 --> 00:42:16,374
Alot? Okay.
631
00:42:38,231 --> 00:42:39,441
Come on.
632
00:42:39,524 --> 00:42:42,445
Oh, just how much have
you been working on your self-control?
633
00:42:44,238 --> 00:42:47,450
I'm really sorry. It's not working.
634
00:42:48,658 --> 00:42:51,829
My stupid friends, they said that if I would...
635
00:42:51,954 --> 00:42:54,539
Erik, it's okay. It happens.
636
00:42:55,708 --> 00:42:56,791
Wine?
637
00:43:06,551 --> 00:43:08,052
All right, boys. We got a live one here.
638
00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:10,723
Two clicks north, three clicks east.
639
00:43:11,015 --> 00:43:13,058
All right, three clicks east.
640
00:43:15,185 --> 00:43:17,480
Let's blast our big giant ones.
641
00:43:17,605 --> 00:43:19,274
Fire in the hole!
642
00:43:22,192 --> 00:43:23,236
Direct hit!
643
00:43:24,488 --> 00:43:26,447
- Yes!
- Oh, my God.
644
00:43:30,118 --> 00:43:32,620
I love the smell of boobies in the morning.
645
00:43:32,703 --> 00:43:34,955
Hey, so how's it going with Denise?
646
00:43:35,123 --> 00:43:41,046
Well, okay, so we hooked up
and she gave me a couple of hand jobs.
647
00:43:42,297 --> 00:43:43,298
Hand jobs?
648
00:43:43,464 --> 00:43:46,051
They're actually the best hand jobs
I've ever had in my life.
649
00:43:46,176 --> 00:43:48,469
- Oh, really?
- Shut up!
650
00:43:49,095 --> 00:43:53,142
The only problem is
I try to stick my hand down her pants,
651
00:43:53,309 --> 00:43:55,436
she keeps... Pulls my hands away.
652
00:43:55,561 --> 00:43:57,103
She says she's embarrassed.
653
00:43:57,228 --> 00:43:58,147
Uh-oh.
654
00:43:58,272 --> 00:44:02,443
- Maybe she has an abnormally large bush.
- Yeah, or maybe she's got a yeast infection.
655
00:44:03,569 --> 00:44:06,072
- Come on.
- Maybe she's got a dick.
656
00:44:06,281 --> 00:44:07,281
Huh?
657
00:44:07,448 --> 00:44:09,533
What? Crying Game? Boys Don't Cry?
658
00:44:09,616 --> 00:44:12,078
- That's based on true stories, boys.
- No.
659
00:44:12,243 --> 00:44:13,288
- Yeah.
- No, there's no way.
660
00:44:13,370 --> 00:44:15,039
Hey, man, maybe she's a hermaphrodite.
661
00:44:15,164 --> 00:44:17,749
Transvestite? Alittle Shanghai Surprise!
662
00:44:17,917 --> 00:44:18,959
Well, come on. You said yourself,
663
00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:21,878
she gives you the best hand jobs
you've ever had in your whole life. Right?
664
00:44:22,046 --> 00:44:22,964
Yeah, so?
665
00:44:23,130 --> 00:44:25,382
So, how do you think she got so good at it?
666
00:44:25,467 --> 00:44:28,178
Probably from working her own gear.
667
00:44:29,386 --> 00:44:32,474
So you guys think that I might have been
hooking up with a dude this whole time?
668
00:44:32,557 --> 00:44:35,185
Maybe. There's only one way to find out.
669
00:44:35,267 --> 00:44:37,688
You gotta get into those pants.
670
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,733
Oh, wait. This is too perfect.
Load it up. Load it up, right now.
671
00:44:45,613 --> 00:44:46,738
- What the...
Sorry!
672
00:44:48,156 --> 00:44:49,782
Yeah!
Yeah!
673
00:45:03,546 --> 00:45:05,632
I want you to go down on me, Cooze.
674
00:45:05,716 --> 00:45:08,218
Are you sure? Because I can wait.
675
00:45:08,344 --> 00:45:10,512
No, I want you down there now.
676
00:45:14,016 --> 00:45:15,934
That's it, Cooze.
677
00:45:24,027 --> 00:45:25,694
That's it, Cooze.
678
00:45:26,529 --> 00:45:27,571
Suck my cock!
679
00:45:27,738 --> 00:45:28,990
She's got a dick!
680
00:45:30,074 --> 00:45:31,575
Are you okay?
681
00:45:32,619 --> 00:45:36,373
Oh, my God. I just had the worse nightmare.
682
00:45:36,790 --> 00:45:39,918
What was it about? Who's got a dick?
683
00:45:40,502 --> 00:45:41,587
I do.
684
00:45:51,597 --> 00:45:52,973
Oh, my God.
685
00:45:53,599 --> 00:45:54,933
I can't take this anymore.
686
00:46:12,994 --> 00:46:14,120
Hello?
687
00:46:14,745 --> 00:46:16,539
I thought you were gonna call me.
688
00:46:17,039 --> 00:46:18,458
Oh, hey.
689
00:46:18,625 --> 00:46:20,501
Yeah. I fell asleep.
690
00:46:21,127 --> 00:46:22,044
I'm sorry.
691
00:46:23,254 --> 00:46:24,964
Were you dreaming about me?
692
00:46:25,924 --> 00:46:27,174
Maybe.
693
00:46:27,675 --> 00:46:29,761
Hey, can you hold on for one sec?
694
00:46:32,597 --> 00:46:34,141
Because this
695
00:46:36,143 --> 00:46:37,644
isn't a dream.
696
00:46:43,066 --> 00:46:45,986
Oh, God. That's not mine. That's Bobby's.
697
00:46:56,163 --> 00:46:57,665
That's not mine.
698
00:47:14,306 --> 00:47:16,600
Guys. What the hell are you doing?
699
00:47:16,684 --> 00:47:18,769
Number 33, baby.
700
00:47:18,936 --> 00:47:21,898
We got a chance to do number 33,
but we gotta go now.
701
00:47:22,064 --> 00:47:24,192
- Half-naked girl here.
- Sorry, Ashley.
702
00:47:24,358 --> 00:47:26,402
Dude, the manager just called.
He's got an opening.
703
00:47:26,485 --> 00:47:29,948
- We haven't even rehearsed for that bit yet.
- It's our only chance, man.
704
00:47:31,032 --> 00:47:32,242
Really?
705
00:47:33,993 --> 00:47:35,787
Ashley, it is Number 33.
706
00:47:36,621 --> 00:47:40,875
Maybe, we could just finish later
or something?
707
00:47:42,043 --> 00:47:42,961
It's cool.
708
00:47:46,631 --> 00:47:47,758
I'm coming with you.
709
00:47:49,635 --> 00:47:51,678
- We rocked that place.
- Yeah!
710
00:47:51,845 --> 00:47:52,721
Awesome!
711
00:47:54,181 --> 00:47:57,893
Number 46, sex in the stacks. Chalk it up.
712
00:48:01,272 --> 00:48:03,941
Number 26, receive a golden shower.
713
00:48:04,025 --> 00:48:06,443
Number 27, perform a Cleveland steamer.
714
00:48:06,528 --> 00:48:08,111
- Check.
Oh, man.
715
00:48:08,195 --> 00:48:10,198
Get a panda in the grotto.
716
00:48:10,282 --> 00:48:12,909
- Thirty, get a blumpkin.
Oh, you didn't.
717
00:48:12,991 --> 00:48:15,703
After corned beef. It was disgusting.
718
00:48:15,870 --> 00:48:17,914
- All right. Yeah. That was pretty good.
Yeah!
719
00:48:17,997 --> 00:48:20,708
By the power granted to me
by the great country of Canada,
720
00:48:20,875 --> 00:48:23,586
I now pronounce you life partners.
721
00:48:25,422 --> 00:48:27,300
Would you like to seal it with a kiss?
722
00:48:27,382 --> 00:48:28,341
- No.
- Yes.
723
00:48:28,425 --> 00:48:30,635
Number 41. Make it official.
724
00:48:33,638 --> 00:48:34,682
Because I'm a gentleman.
725
00:48:36,975 --> 00:48:39,813
Wow. You boys are such an inspiration.
726
00:48:41,980 --> 00:48:43,857
I think it's time we do
a little mid-semester celebrating.
727
00:48:44,024 --> 00:48:46,319
- What do you think?
- Yes. Definitely.
728
00:48:56,370 --> 00:48:59,624
Stifler, I'm afraid I gotta see everyone's IDs.
729
00:49:00,499 --> 00:49:02,626
Come on, Manny. You're joking, right?
730
00:49:02,793 --> 00:49:04,295
I'm afraid not.
731
00:49:04,463 --> 00:49:06,923
You see, the new ownership
of this establishment
732
00:49:07,006 --> 00:49:08,632
doesn't condone underage drinking.
733
00:49:08,799 --> 00:49:12,177
Officers, please escort these minors
from the premises.
734
00:49:13,053 --> 00:49:14,513
Can I touch your gun?
All right, okay. We're going.
735
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:17,641
Bye-bye.
- You're fucking with traditions, Edgar.
736
00:49:17,767 --> 00:49:21,731
I'm not just fucking with your traditions,
I'm tearing them down.
737
00:49:23,272 --> 00:49:24,858
Take him away.
738
00:49:27,443 --> 00:49:29,946
You know, you are way too classy,
739
00:49:30,114 --> 00:49:34,118
and have way too nice of a body to be
hanging out with a douche bag like that.
740
00:49:35,785 --> 00:49:37,997
Don't listen to him, honey.
Your body isn't that great.
741
00:49:38,079 --> 00:49:39,498
I'll have a gimlet, please. Thank you.
742
00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:42,834
Stifler.
743
00:49:43,002 --> 00:49:44,544
What?
- Your lawyer's here.
744
00:49:44,711 --> 00:49:46,963
Excellent. Thanks, Marty. Send him in.
745
00:49:47,672 --> 00:49:49,340
You have a lawyer?.
746
00:49:52,011 --> 00:49:54,054
Thanks for coming. I'm glad you got here.
747
00:49:54,304 --> 00:49:57,057
Well, you know me.
I'm always down forthe cause.
748
00:49:57,642 --> 00:50:00,102
- Betas for life, baby.
- Betas for life.
749
00:50:00,185 --> 00:50:01,812
Mr Levenstein?
750
00:50:01,979 --> 00:50:03,524
Hey, Erik. How's your mom and dad?
751
00:50:03,649 --> 00:50:05,525
They're good. They're really good, actually.
752
00:50:05,608 --> 00:50:08,236
- Well, that's good.
Hey, guys, this is Noah.
753
00:50:08,319 --> 00:50:10,822
He's a Beta alum.
He's our House-counselling consigliere.
754
00:50:10,988 --> 00:50:14,325
This guy has gotten us out of more shit
than you can even imagine.
755
00:50:14,492 --> 00:50:17,287
Well you Beta boys do keep me busy,
that's for sure.
756
00:50:17,620 --> 00:50:19,580
Now, I've just talked to the district attorney.
757
00:50:19,747 --> 00:50:23,043
He's an old school chum of mine.
He's willing to drop all the charges
758
00:50:23,126 --> 00:50:27,088
if you promise never to set foot
in the Silver Dollar again.
759
00:50:28,340 --> 00:50:30,008
This is ridiculous.
760
00:50:30,966 --> 00:50:32,719
Where am I gonna have Sunday brunch?
761
00:50:32,844 --> 00:50:34,721
Oh, look, I know you're upset.
762
00:50:34,805 --> 00:50:36,682
They do have a great omelet bar,
that's for sure.
763
00:50:36,848 --> 00:50:40,352
- But you're just gonna have to give it up.
- No, we can't.
764
00:50:40,852 --> 00:50:45,023
These geeks... These geeks are messing
with the Beta way of life.
765
00:50:46,192 --> 00:50:48,276
You want to step inside, Noah?
766
00:50:48,359 --> 00:50:50,028
- Oh, it's open?
Yeah.
767
00:50:50,196 --> 00:50:51,905
Oh, thanks Marty.
768
00:50:52,949 --> 00:50:56,284
If you wanna grab a sandwich,
I'll just be a minute.
769
00:50:57,536 --> 00:50:58,996
Look, fellas,
770
00:50:59,622 --> 00:51:03,166
there is a bigger picture here
than the Beta way of life.
771
00:51:04,210 --> 00:51:07,672
Is that what you thought
when you were in the Beta House?
772
00:51:08,339 --> 00:51:09,381
No.
773
00:51:10,799 --> 00:51:13,302
- No. It wasn't.
- So...
774
00:51:13,761 --> 00:51:18,766
So I think something has to be done here.
Within the confines of the law, of course.
775
00:51:18,933 --> 00:51:20,602
Of course. Of course.
776
00:51:21,686 --> 00:51:24,439
So what would you do?
777
00:51:25,272 --> 00:51:26,900
What would I do?
778
00:51:29,569 --> 00:51:34,407
I would crush those geeks
with every Beta muscle in my body.
779
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:38,954
But that's just me.
780
00:51:39,788 --> 00:51:42,331
See you boys at homecoming.
Say hi to your folks, Erik.
781
00:51:42,499 --> 00:51:44,252
I will. Thank you.
782
00:51:54,470 --> 00:51:55,721
Come on.
783
00:52:12,405 --> 00:52:14,823
Freeze, human.
784
00:52:29,463 --> 00:52:33,259
Uphold the galactic alliance with my cock.
785
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,352
What the hell is going on in there?
786
00:52:41,517 --> 00:52:44,896
Sounds like a dog with its dick
stuck in a vacuum.
787
00:52:45,064 --> 00:52:47,774
- All right, this way.
- I'm a husky ninja.
788
00:52:54,030 --> 00:52:55,116
Okay.
789
00:53:00,162 --> 00:53:02,582
Guys, I really gotta take a dump.
790
00:53:02,664 --> 00:53:04,500
Oh, come on. Not now.
791
00:53:04,666 --> 00:53:06,836
That fast food I ate put me over.
792
00:53:07,212 --> 00:53:08,838
Oh! I can't wait.
793
00:53:10,507 --> 00:53:14,511
Well, hurry up, then.
God, that guy's disgusting.
794
00:53:16,972 --> 00:53:19,140
Okay. All right.
795
00:53:25,397 --> 00:53:26,564
Okay.
796
00:53:33,864 --> 00:53:34,782
All right.
797
00:53:38,451 --> 00:53:39,996
Come on.
798
00:53:43,123 --> 00:53:44,125
Ooh!
799
00:53:44,291 --> 00:53:47,629
- Bobby, what are you doing, man?
- Upper-decker, baby!
800
00:53:47,711 --> 00:53:49,380
Upper-decker, baby.
801
00:53:50,214 --> 00:53:52,008
Oh, my God.
802
00:53:53,341 --> 00:53:56,219
Betas, we are leaving. Go, go, go!
803
00:54:01,893 --> 00:54:03,351
What's happening?
804
00:54:12,111 --> 00:54:13,737
Well, pledges,
805
00:54:14,197 --> 00:54:17,700
you completed every task
on the task board in record time.
806
00:54:18,367 --> 00:54:24,749
I, along with every other Beta in this room,
are proud to call you our brothers.
807
00:54:25,041 --> 00:54:27,501
Congratulations, you're all Betas!
808
00:54:28,337 --> 00:54:29,547
Oh, yeah.
809
00:54:32,674 --> 00:54:34,008
Hey, cuz.
810
00:54:35,594 --> 00:54:37,930
Yeah.
Here you go, cuz.
811
00:54:47,065 --> 00:54:49,399
So it sounds like you got yourself
a pretty good girl there, buddy.
812
00:54:49,567 --> 00:54:51,736
Oh, yeah. You know what?
Now that pledge is finally over,
813
00:54:51,902 --> 00:54:53,738
we can spend a lot more time together, too.
814
00:54:57,532 --> 00:54:58,533
What? Are you kidding me?
815
00:54:58,618 --> 00:55:02,287
Edgar, get you and the Mensa rejects
out of my house, now.
816
00:55:07,542 --> 00:55:10,630
You have crossed me
for the last time, Stifler!
817
00:55:13,842 --> 00:55:16,677
We're gonna settle this once and for all!
818
00:55:18,805 --> 00:55:20,265
Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey!
819
00:55:21,724 --> 00:55:24,019
Oh! What the fuck?
820
00:55:30,316 --> 00:55:34,404
We, the members of the Geek House,
challenge you, the Beta House,
821
00:55:34,488 --> 00:55:36,282
to the Greek Olympiad.
822
00:55:36,365 --> 00:55:37,616
The Greek Olympiad?
823
00:55:37,783 --> 00:55:39,910
As much as I'd love to kick
your Geek ass up and down the field, Ed,
824
00:55:40,076 --> 00:55:43,455
I hate to tell you, the Greek Olympiad's
been banned for like 40 years. So...
825
00:55:45,249 --> 00:55:49,920
What's the matter?.
Afraid to get into a little trouble, Stifler?.
826
00:55:50,337 --> 00:55:51,587
Afraid?
827
00:55:53,007 --> 00:55:55,467
- Let's do this.
- Oh, but there is one catch.
828
00:55:55,552 --> 00:55:57,637
We are playing for charters.
829
00:55:58,220 --> 00:56:02,433
If we win, you give up your charter
and you move out of the Beta House.
830
00:56:03,225 --> 00:56:04,851
And if you win,
831
00:56:05,687 --> 00:56:08,190
we move out and you take our house.
832
00:56:08,898 --> 00:56:10,692
This place against your mansion?
833
00:56:10,776 --> 00:56:14,028
Consider it another tradition
I plan to tear down.
834
00:56:15,697 --> 00:56:17,032
You're on.
835
00:56:21,536 --> 00:56:23,038
Are you out of your mind?
836
00:56:23,205 --> 00:56:26,583
The Greek Olympiad
has been banned for life.
837
00:56:26,749 --> 00:56:28,500
You'll all get thrown off campus.
838
00:56:28,668 --> 00:56:33,715
- That's a chance we're gonna have to take.
- Oh, but the Greek Olympiad is crazy.
839
00:56:33,881 --> 00:56:38,720
I mean, yes, it's a combination of skill,
endurance, athleticism granted,
840
00:56:38,886 --> 00:56:41,013
but there is a degree of perversion
in these games
841
00:56:41,138 --> 00:56:44,477
which I don't think
would serve you kids well.
842
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:46,562
Do you happen to remember the name
of the last captain
843
00:56:46,644 --> 00:56:48,271
to ever win the Greek Olympiad?
844
00:56:48,439 --> 00:56:50,523
Well, I haven't the foggiest
because it was so long ago.
845
00:56:50,607 --> 00:56:53,319
His name was Noah Levenstein.
846
00:56:55,154 --> 00:56:56,614
Uh-huh.
847
00:56:56,780 --> 00:56:59,075
Well, I knew that would
catch up to me one day.
848
00:56:59,157 --> 00:57:02,078
But, you know, fellas,
I didn't know what was going on back then.
849
00:57:02,203 --> 00:57:03,537
I was just a dumb kid.
850
00:57:03,662 --> 00:57:05,581
Mr Levenstein, we need you.
851
00:57:05,748 --> 00:57:09,336
Tradition states
that the last team captain to win
852
00:57:09,502 --> 00:57:11,171
comes back to officiate.
853
00:57:11,254 --> 00:57:13,047
I know it's tradition.
854
00:57:14,299 --> 00:57:17,302
I... I suppose I could do it.
855
00:57:17,427 --> 00:57:19,596
I'd have to call in
and take a few personal days.
856
00:57:19,763 --> 00:57:22,308
Excellent. You will not regret this.
I promise you.
857
00:57:22,473 --> 00:57:25,185
- Stifler! This just came for you, man.
What is it?
858
00:57:30,148 --> 00:57:31,859
This is interesting.
859
00:57:32,734 --> 00:57:33,944
Hello!
860
00:57:37,031 --> 00:57:39,616
I'm here. What's this big bombshell?
861
00:57:47,750 --> 00:57:49,377
Are you sure you weren't followed?
862
00:57:49,543 --> 00:57:52,129
You? What the hell are you doing here?
863
00:57:55,883 --> 00:57:58,177
- Well, well, Stifler.
- Rock.
864
00:57:58,344 --> 00:57:59,762
Looks like we meet again.
865
00:57:59,845 --> 00:58:04,558
- All right, this is a set-up. I'm out of here.
- Just relax, ass clown.
866
00:58:04,642 --> 00:58:07,562
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
867
00:58:07,687 --> 00:58:10,607
What we had was a rivalry,
868
00:58:10,690 --> 00:58:13,568
but what Edgar did
got us kicked off campus.
869
00:58:14,986 --> 00:58:16,737
Wait, how do you even know the guy?
870
00:58:18,407 --> 00:58:21,534
He tried to pledge
our house three years ago.
871
00:58:21,659 --> 00:58:25,080
He was the first regular sized guy
to rush the little person frat.
872
00:58:25,914 --> 00:58:29,209
They used to have this tradition
where we put a sheep in the basement...
873
00:58:29,376 --> 00:58:30,252
Be gentle.
874
00:58:30,419 --> 00:58:31,753
They'd tell us we had to bang the sheep
875
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:35,466
and that we couldn't come out
until the rubber was used.
876
00:58:35,633 --> 00:58:37,342
Now, one of two things happened.
877
00:58:38,843 --> 00:58:40,513
Either they would come out crying,
878
00:58:41,722 --> 00:58:45,643
orthey would beat off in the rubber
and say they did the sheep.
879
00:58:46,977 --> 00:58:50,523
And then there was Edgar.
880
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:53,776
Good luck.
881
00:59:01,325 --> 00:59:03,244
We gotta check it out.
882
00:59:10,544 --> 00:59:12,796
For the love of God, man!
883
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:17,551
That sick bastard fucked the sheep.
884
00:59:18,384 --> 00:59:21,346
That's a great story
but I'm a little unclear on how it helps me?
885
00:59:22,556 --> 00:59:25,058
I'm sure you'll figure something out, Shitler.
886
00:59:43,827 --> 00:59:46,373
Welcome to the Greek Olympiad!
887
00:59:54,506 --> 00:59:57,634
Competing today in this ancient tradition
888
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,677
are the Beta House...
889
01:00:01,764 --> 01:00:03,515
- Beta! Beta!
Beta! Beta!
890
01:00:03,681 --> 01:00:05,517
And the Geek House.
891
01:00:08,646 --> 01:00:13,107
Now, when we think of the term
Greek Olympiad,
892
01:00:13,275 --> 01:00:17,070
we hearken back to ancient traditions.
893
01:00:18,238 --> 01:00:22,075
We conjure up images of mighty warriors
894
01:00:22,492 --> 01:00:26,204
in their little skirts, getting all oiled up,
895
01:00:27,497 --> 01:00:29,167
writhing around with each other.
896
01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:34,505
Some called it wrestling,
others called it something else.
897
01:00:35,005 --> 01:00:39,927
But enough history. On with the games.
898
01:00:47,726 --> 01:00:51,022
The first event is called
The Release of Venus.
899
01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:56,277
The man who undoes all the brassieres
on his side the quickest, wins.
900
01:00:56,860 --> 01:00:58,362
You know, Ed,
901
01:00:58,988 --> 01:01:02,451
it's really a shame all that practice on your
sister's training bra is not gonna pay off.
902
01:01:02,533 --> 01:01:06,246
Please, Dwight. I spent a season
in Milan dating lingerie models.
903
01:01:06,413 --> 01:01:08,373
It was before I met you.
904
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,669
Gentlemen, are we ready?
905
01:01:12,752 --> 01:01:15,464
Decline and fall, Dwight. Decline and fall.
906
01:01:17,298 --> 01:01:19,008
Start unsnapping.
907
01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:38,195
You know, I still hold
the record in this event.
908
01:01:38,363 --> 01:01:39,446
Hands of a surgeon.
909
01:01:44,827 --> 01:01:46,871
- Oh, what's up with Edgar?
- Chick's got double Ds.
910
01:01:46,954 --> 01:01:49,875
Squad clasps are really difficult to deal with.
911
01:01:55,421 --> 01:01:56,463
Done.
912
01:01:56,547 --> 01:01:57,548
Done!
913
01:01:58,841 --> 01:01:59,885
I knew it!
914
01:02:00,051 --> 01:02:01,511
Betas win.
915
01:02:05,098 --> 01:02:06,724
Yeah!
Yeah!
916
01:02:08,144 --> 01:02:09,602
Hey, nice try, Edgar.
917
01:02:10,521 --> 01:02:13,649
Oh, sorry, sweetheart.
I guess I was just in the zone.
918
01:02:14,065 --> 01:02:16,902
You know, with a little more to work with,
I might have won.
919
01:02:17,403 --> 01:02:21,072
The next event is The Battle of Ares.
920
01:02:22,115 --> 01:02:26,077
Two men fighting to the death,
921
01:02:28,246 --> 01:02:31,583
or until one knocks the other into the water.
922
01:02:32,835 --> 01:02:34,503
Yeah! Ride that!
923
01:02:35,129 --> 01:02:38,424
You guys are so done, Edgar.
Bull is an animal with this thing.
924
01:02:38,590 --> 01:02:41,093
Why don't you just save some face,
give me the deed to your place now.
925
01:02:41,177 --> 01:02:42,969
Not quite yet.
926
01:02:43,054 --> 01:02:45,973
You haven't met our new initiate, have you?
927
01:02:54,649 --> 01:02:56,400
His name is Dave Maul,
928
01:02:56,568 --> 01:02:59,028
and he is the number-one rated
light saberfighter
929
01:02:59,111 --> 01:03:01,113
on the science fiction convention tour.
930
01:03:01,198 --> 01:03:02,824
Oh, he's a virgin.
931
01:03:02,990 --> 01:03:04,451
Are you ready, boys?
932
01:03:05,367 --> 01:03:06,619
Joust!
933
01:03:25,179 --> 01:03:26,431
Oh, shit!
934
01:03:32,855 --> 01:03:34,732
Take him! Take him!
935
01:03:36,234 --> 01:03:37,651
Finish him.
936
01:03:39,694 --> 01:03:40,821
Go! Come on!
937
01:03:46,452 --> 01:03:49,955
- Geeks win!
- I need a beer.
938
01:03:50,414 --> 01:03:53,877
The next event is called Demeter's Feast.
939
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:57,296
Now, in ancient Rome,
the pig was considered sacred.
940
01:03:57,463 --> 01:04:01,385
And often sacrificed
to the goddess of agriculture.
941
01:04:01,842 --> 01:04:05,013
Today, we've taken a pig, greased it up,
942
01:04:05,180 --> 01:04:08,267
and the first one who catches it, wins.
943
01:04:12,854 --> 01:04:14,523
Hey, you sure you're up for this pigging?
944
01:04:14,605 --> 01:04:17,526
Stifler, I grew up on a farm with 652 pigs,
945
01:04:18,277 --> 01:04:20,862
I can tell what the pig is thinking.
946
01:04:30,415 --> 01:04:31,832
Silly, little, fat man.
947
01:04:31,916 --> 01:04:34,794
Hey, Edgar, what's the deal with
Captain Sulu? He afraid to compete?
948
01:04:34,961 --> 01:04:37,046
You haven't heard of parkour, have you?
949
01:04:43,385 --> 01:04:44,386
What the...
950
01:04:45,597 --> 01:04:47,056
Go! Go! Go! Go!
951
01:05:09,412 --> 01:05:10,413
Damn.
952
01:05:24,595 --> 01:05:26,973
Come here, pork chop.
953
01:05:27,765 --> 01:05:28,974
Geeks!
954
01:05:59,839 --> 01:06:01,174
Geeks win!
955
01:06:06,513 --> 01:06:07,806
Shut up.
956
01:06:07,972 --> 01:06:13,227
Greek Roulette is a very dangerous game.
Not for the faint of heart.
957
01:06:14,728 --> 01:06:17,857
One of these chambers contains a capsule
958
01:06:17,982 --> 01:06:21,736
with aged horse semen.
959
01:06:24,073 --> 01:06:26,826
Gentlemen, let us begin.
960
01:06:43,218 --> 01:06:44,552
Disgusting.
Oh, come on.
961
01:06:48,514 --> 01:06:51,560
Come on, come on!
Come on, Dwight!
962
01:06:54,479 --> 01:06:55,814
You're busted. Come on.
963
01:06:55,939 --> 01:06:57,898
- It's gonna be...
We're not in it. Come on!
964
01:06:59,943 --> 01:07:01,027
You know, I gotta hand it to you, Edgar.
965
01:07:01,152 --> 01:07:02,903
I really didn't think
you'd have the huevos for this.
966
01:07:03,113 --> 01:07:05,198
I thought you'd probably
recruit one of your lackeys.
967
01:07:05,365 --> 01:07:09,745
I wouldn't miss watching you shoot
yourself full of horse semen for anything.
968
01:07:11,662 --> 01:07:12,706
Come on, man.
969
01:07:12,873 --> 01:07:14,708
Come on, Stifler!
970
01:07:19,379 --> 01:07:21,172
Yeah!
Yes!
971
01:07:22,007 --> 01:07:24,801
- We can do this! Yes, yes!
Come on!
972
01:07:27,221 --> 01:07:28,473
That's how we do.
973
01:07:28,555 --> 01:07:29,931
Oh, boy!
974
01:07:30,391 --> 01:07:32,518
- Come on! Come on!
Edgar!
975
01:07:35,021 --> 01:07:36,647
Come on, baby. Eat it!
976
01:07:44,155 --> 01:07:45,447
Yeah!
977
01:07:45,615 --> 01:07:48,284
- Put two canisters in there!
- Two? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Two?
978
01:07:48,367 --> 01:07:50,202
That's too many, Dwight.
Come on, two? He's not worth it.
979
01:07:50,370 --> 01:07:54,206
Unless Edgar's afraid, put in two canisters.
980
01:07:54,331 --> 01:07:56,000
Fine! Put in two!
981
01:07:57,878 --> 01:07:59,336
Put in two.
982
01:08:04,009 --> 01:08:05,177
Go!
983
01:08:05,427 --> 01:08:06,511
Go!
984
01:08:07,888 --> 01:08:09,847
Be a man, huh?
- Ready. Go!
985
01:08:11,308 --> 01:08:13,518
Warm it up.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
986
01:08:15,477 --> 01:08:17,355
All right, all right! All right!
987
01:08:17,523 --> 01:08:20,233
- All right!
- Everyone quiet!
988
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:22,528
We're good? Back to the match.
989
01:08:22,695 --> 01:08:23,821
You're good baby.
There's nothing in there.
990
01:08:23,987 --> 01:08:25,072
Oh, no. I can't watch this.
991
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:30,868
Yeah! Yeah!
992
01:08:31,036 --> 01:08:33,581
- Yeah! Yes!
Yeah!
993
01:08:33,747 --> 01:08:37,085
- Yes! Yes!
All right! Yes! Yes!
994
01:08:37,168 --> 01:08:38,752
You're up.
995
01:08:39,878 --> 01:08:41,088
Come on!
996
01:08:42,923 --> 01:08:44,801
- Do it.
- Let's go.
997
01:08:44,885 --> 01:08:47,720
Do it!
Do it! Do it!
998
01:08:47,803 --> 01:08:50,306
- Do it!
Do it, now! Pull the fucking trigger.
999
01:08:50,431 --> 01:08:54,686
- Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Pull the trigger.
1000
01:08:58,606 --> 01:08:59,816
Oh.
1001
01:09:01,902 --> 01:09:04,904
Yes! We won! Sucker!
1002
01:09:05,530 --> 01:09:07,116
Betas win.
1003
01:09:07,198 --> 01:09:10,285
- Enjoy Mister Ed's jizz.
- How does that semen taste, there?
1004
01:09:13,455 --> 01:09:15,874
Tough loss, there, Edgar,
but you know what they say, son.
1005
01:09:15,958 --> 01:09:18,794
You've got to get right back
up on that horse.
1006
01:09:18,878 --> 01:09:19,920
So to speak.
1007
01:09:25,300 --> 01:09:29,513
The ancient game of the Wife Carry
has been around for centuries.
1008
01:09:30,264 --> 01:09:33,643
The first couple
to complete the course wins.
1009
01:09:34,935 --> 01:09:37,146
- You owe me big time for this.
- I know.
1010
01:09:39,065 --> 01:09:41,109
- Okay.
All right. Ready?
1011
01:09:45,571 --> 01:09:48,700
How pathetic. Now!
1012
01:09:52,412 --> 01:09:53,622
What? What...
1013
01:09:53,705 --> 01:09:55,498
Really? You trying to give Bandhu a hernia?
1014
01:09:55,582 --> 01:09:58,669
Oh, once again your pathetic little brain
has let you down, Dwight.
1015
01:09:58,835 --> 01:10:00,170
Bandhu, up.
1016
01:10:04,925 --> 01:10:07,636
All right, Erik. We got this. Let's go.
1017
01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:09,763
We're fucked.
1018
01:10:11,973 --> 01:10:14,267
Come on, Erik! Go, go, go!
1019
01:10:14,351 --> 01:10:16,020
We can beat those Betas.
1020
01:10:17,646 --> 01:10:20,357
How'd you feel about that...
1021
01:10:26,822 --> 01:10:29,366
Come on! Come on!
1022
01:10:40,754 --> 01:10:43,089
Maybe I should have carried you.
1023
01:10:44,716 --> 01:10:47,093
Man, that is one scary chick.
1024
01:10:47,510 --> 01:10:48,552
That's a chick?
1025
01:10:48,886 --> 01:10:49,804
Okay.
1026
01:10:52,265 --> 01:10:55,143
And now, the Peloponnesian War.
1027
01:10:55,227 --> 01:10:58,688
The first team to consume
an entire keg wins.
1028
01:10:58,771 --> 01:11:00,648
Throwing up does not disqualify.
1029
01:11:00,773 --> 01:11:04,320
Gentlemen, inside this cylindrical
casing of aluminium,
1030
01:11:04,402 --> 01:11:07,656
lies 55 metric litres of malted alcohol.
1031
01:11:08,281 --> 01:11:10,451
Remember, fellas,
don't underestimate these Geeks.
1032
01:11:10,617 --> 01:11:12,661
Most of them are lonely problem drinkers,
all right?
1033
01:11:12,745 --> 01:11:15,664
Beware, gentlemen,
these men know how to drink,
1034
01:11:16,207 --> 01:11:18,084
but we are more than men.
1035
01:11:18,166 --> 01:11:20,002
We are more than men!
1036
01:11:20,169 --> 01:11:22,671
We, sirs, are Geeks!
1037
01:11:22,754 --> 01:11:25,007
Yes!
- All right, boys. Battle!
1038
01:11:27,051 --> 01:11:30,262
- Gentlemen, chug-a-lug!
- I can out-drink you fucks!
1039
01:11:33,390 --> 01:11:34,642
Drink!
1040
01:11:41,065 --> 01:11:42,691
Edgar!
1041
01:11:44,652 --> 01:11:46,279
I only have one thing to say to you.
1042
01:11:46,446 --> 01:11:48,406
What's that, you philistine?
1043
01:11:56,874 --> 01:11:59,459
Puking doesn't disqualify!
1044
01:12:00,502 --> 01:12:03,546
- Geeks, attack!
- Boot and rally, boys!
1045
01:12:10,303 --> 01:12:13,391
Come on, Edgar.
Let's see what you got, bitch.
1046
01:12:15,643 --> 01:12:18,604
That's all you got, huh? That's all you got?
1047
01:12:27,362 --> 01:12:29,407
Go back to the keg!
1048
01:12:29,489 --> 01:12:31,492
We got a man down!
1049
01:12:31,576 --> 01:12:34,620
Gentlemen, we need to attain
maximum efficiency.
1050
01:12:34,913 --> 01:12:37,415
Attach the device!
1051
01:12:42,211 --> 01:12:44,422
- What the hell is that?
- What is that thing?
1052
01:12:44,505 --> 01:12:46,090
Open valves.
1053
01:12:47,801 --> 01:12:52,556
That's the Geeks taking the lead.
It's time for our secret weapon. Wesley!
1054
01:12:53,473 --> 01:12:55,892
Let's go!
- Wesley, keg stand!
1055
01:13:01,981 --> 01:13:05,986
Open the valves all the way.
We need warp speed on this, motherfucker!
1056
01:13:08,614 --> 01:13:10,908
- Yeah!
- Yeah! Yeah!
1057
01:13:10,991 --> 01:13:12,409
Betas win!
1058
01:13:20,501 --> 01:13:24,546
With the Greek Olympiad tied,
we now go into sudden death.
1059
01:13:30,511 --> 01:13:34,724
The final event is called
The Rise of Aphrodite.
1060
01:13:35,516 --> 01:13:38,103
Quite simply, the first man
1061
01:13:39,896 --> 01:13:44,776
who excretes his manly juices,
1062
01:13:44,942 --> 01:13:48,946
in the ejaculatory sense,
1063
01:13:50,366 --> 01:13:51,449
loses.
1064
01:14:00,208 --> 01:14:02,503
I cannot wait to see you come in your pants.
1065
01:14:02,878 --> 01:14:04,087
Let's do this.
1066
01:14:15,807 --> 01:14:17,934
Pi is equal to 3. 1415...
1067
01:14:18,101 --> 01:14:20,146
- No big deal at all.
-5978...
1068
01:14:20,228 --> 01:14:22,689
I feel like Santa Claus
at the local shopping mall.
1069
01:14:27,028 --> 01:14:28,737
- That was nothing. I'm okay.
- That was nothing for me, either.
1070
01:14:28,905 --> 01:14:29,822
No big deal.
1071
01:14:32,116 --> 01:14:33,910
Shake that thing.
1072
01:14:45,797 --> 01:14:48,175
- I like your boobs.
Look at this.
1073
01:14:48,341 --> 01:14:51,053
Pretend you're sucking my man breast!
1074
01:14:51,929 --> 01:14:55,222
Give it up, Stifler.
This is a game of mind over matter.
1075
01:14:55,389 --> 01:14:57,725
And my brain is way biggerthan yours.
1076
01:14:57,892 --> 01:14:59,352
I've got experience on my side.
1077
01:14:59,437 --> 01:15:03,106
I'll take that over
yourVulcan mind tricks any day.
1078
01:15:03,190 --> 01:15:05,693
We shall see. Bring her in!
1079
01:15:06,860 --> 01:15:09,029
We flew this young lady in from Las Vegas.
1080
01:15:09,197 --> 01:15:12,074
She's the number one stripper
in the Emerald City.
1081
01:15:12,156 --> 01:15:13,617
Enjoy, Dwight.
1082
01:15:16,869 --> 01:15:17,996
Oh, no!
1083
01:15:19,457 --> 01:15:20,874
Good luck.
1084
01:15:27,381 --> 01:15:29,842
I'm in trouble here, boys.
1085
01:15:30,008 --> 01:15:32,595
This chick is ridiculous. Bring her in!
1086
01:15:32,761 --> 01:15:35,098
Oh, God! Oh, God!
1087
01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:45,942
What the fuck?
1088
01:15:49,695 --> 01:15:52,115
Look at my tail, Edgar.
1089
01:15:52,198 --> 01:15:54,200
Look how fluffy it is.
1090
01:15:55,870 --> 01:15:57,538
Somebody make her stop.
1091
01:15:57,621 --> 01:16:00,040
Edgar, you got a little wool fetish, buddy?
1092
01:16:00,124 --> 01:16:03,460
No! Make her stop!
1093
01:16:10,677 --> 01:16:12,011
He's done.
1094
01:16:20,270 --> 01:16:21,562
Betas win.
1095
01:16:25,107 --> 01:16:30,155
Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta!
1096
01:16:39,747 --> 01:16:44,711
To the winners,
I now present the Golden Hammer!
1097
01:16:45,296 --> 01:16:46,964
To Beta House!
1098
01:16:48,673 --> 01:16:49,882
Beta, baby!
1099
01:16:49,967 --> 01:16:53,679
Congratulations, Stifler.
You've kept the Beta traditions alive.
1100
01:16:53,845 --> 01:16:57,015
- Thanks, Noah. Betas for life.
- Betas for life.
1101
01:17:06,149 --> 01:17:08,025
Now this is a frat party.
1102
01:17:08,110 --> 01:17:10,571
No. This is a Beta party.
1103
01:17:32,926 --> 01:17:36,473
- Hey, I got a little surprise for you.
- Yeah?
1104
01:17:38,892 --> 01:17:42,104
A little present for you being
so patient and understanding.
1105
01:17:42,645 --> 01:17:43,772
Okay.
1106
01:17:44,398 --> 01:17:47,901
- Are you ready for your present?
- I'm not sure.
1107
01:17:48,777 --> 01:17:52,947
I'm really confused right now,
and I'm trying to keep an open mind but...
1108
01:17:53,072 --> 01:17:56,869
Oh, man this is fucked up even for me.
1109
01:17:57,035 --> 01:17:58,578
DENISE: Here it comes.
1110
01:17:58,787 --> 01:18:01,831
Oh, my God. If it's biggerthan mine,
I swear, I'm gonna pass out.
1111
01:18:01,915 --> 01:18:04,126
I'm not wearing any panties.
1112
01:18:05,628 --> 01:18:08,297
Easy, Cooze. Everybody can see you.
1113
01:18:08,381 --> 01:18:11,426
Well, I'm sure we can find some place
around here with a little privacy.
1114
01:18:11,509 --> 01:18:13,511
- Okay.
- Let's go.
1115
01:18:15,012 --> 01:18:16,013
Come on.
1116
01:18:19,558 --> 01:18:23,353
- Where are you taking me?
- It's a surprise. You're gonna like it.
1117
01:18:33,739 --> 01:18:35,074
I'm nervous.
1118
01:18:35,659 --> 01:18:39,036
What are you talking about?
Everything's gonna be fine.
1119
01:18:39,162 --> 01:18:40,914
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
1120
01:18:48,004 --> 01:18:51,882
Why don't I take care of you.
1121
01:18:54,469 --> 01:18:55,846
Okay.
1122
01:18:57,097 --> 01:18:58,349
Okay.
1123
01:19:10,111 --> 01:19:11,361
Oh, my.
1124
01:19:14,656 --> 01:19:16,993
I can't! I can't!
1125
01:19:17,118 --> 01:19:18,660
Look, just let yourself go, baby.
1126
01:19:18,827 --> 01:19:21,913
There's nothing you can do
that's gonna surprise me. Okay?
1127
01:19:21,998 --> 01:19:23,665
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
1128
01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:25,667
Okay!
1129
01:19:29,631 --> 01:19:31,340
Why are you bringing me in here?
1130
01:19:31,507 --> 01:19:33,593
Well, this being our new house,
1131
01:19:33,675 --> 01:19:37,347
I thought I'd come up with my own task
forthe pledge board.
1132
01:19:37,597 --> 01:19:40,057
Okay. What's that gonna be?
1133
01:19:41,351 --> 01:19:43,811
Well, I think it's kind of better if I...
1134
01:19:43,895 --> 01:19:45,521
If I show you.
1135
01:19:51,152 --> 01:19:52,154
Hmm.
1136
01:19:52,237 --> 01:19:54,322
Sex in a movie theatre.
1137
01:19:54,490 --> 01:19:57,200
I like the way you think, Erik Stifler.
1138
01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:15,928
I'm coming! I'm coming!
1139
01:20:16,011 --> 01:20:17,638
I'm coming!
1140
01:20:19,682 --> 01:20:20,808
Oh, my...
1141
01:20:24,688 --> 01:20:27,065
Okay. I was a little surprised by that.
1142
01:20:27,232 --> 01:20:28,524
I'm sorry.
1143
01:20:29,317 --> 01:20:30,777
It's okay.
1144
01:20:33,488 --> 01:20:36,783
- It was actually really sexy.
- Really?
1145
01:20:36,867 --> 01:20:39,327
Yeah. Can you do that every time?
1146
01:20:40,411 --> 01:20:42,831
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah?
1147
01:20:42,914 --> 01:20:44,291
Oh, my God.
1148
01:20:55,010 --> 01:20:57,888
- Hey, buddy, take a little dip in the pool?
- Nope.
1149
01:20:58,055 --> 01:20:59,764
Oh, wait a minute.
1150
01:21:01,891 --> 01:21:05,229
Yes. The elusive female ejaculation.
1151
01:21:05,646 --> 01:21:07,731
Not a lot of girls can do that. Congrats.
1152
01:21:31,006 --> 01:21:32,966
Beta House fucking rules!
1153
01:22:36,028 --> 01:22:38,280
Yes!
1154
01:22:46,580 --> 01:22:48,082
Hey, big boy,
1155
01:22:48,873 --> 01:22:51,794
ready to fill me up with some more protein?
1156
01:22:52,129 --> 01:22:55,755
No, no, no. No!
1157
01:23:00,219 --> 01:23:03,056
Yes, the Blackout Menace strikes again.
1158
01:28:10,095 --> 01:28:12,457
Wear this foryour next dance, honey.
1159
01:28:12,537 --> 01:28:14,695
Thanks.87604
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