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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,601 --> 00:00:06,501 I CAN'T BELIEVE THE MAYOR'S EX-WIFE WROTE A TELL-ALL BOOK. 2 00:00:06,534 --> 00:00:07,934 SHE'S RIPPING HIM TO SHREDS. 3 00:00:07,968 --> 00:00:10,701 I'M UP TO PAGE 27. I HAVEN'T READ ANYTHING BAD. 4 00:00:10,734 --> 00:00:13,734 TURN THE PAGE. 5 00:00:13,767 --> 00:00:15,701 [ Chuckling ] OHH! 6 00:00:15,734 --> 00:00:17,334 �OH, BOY. 7 00:00:17,367 --> 00:00:20,033 I HOPE NOBODY WRITES A BOOK ABOUT HOW I MAKE LOVE. 8 00:00:20,067 --> 00:00:22,400 THAT MAKES FIVE OF US. 9 00:00:23,734 --> 00:00:25,334 GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE! 10 00:00:25,367 --> 00:00:29,133 I'M READING HELEN'S BOOK, AND SO FAR, I AM LOVIN' IT! 11 00:00:29,167 --> 00:00:31,434 LET ME GUESS -- YOU'RE UP TO PAGE 27? 12 00:00:31,467 --> 00:00:34,734 YEAH. IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER. 13 00:00:34,767 --> 00:00:37,000 I CAN'T WAIT TO READ ON. 14 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,234 Mayor Winston: THAT WHORE! 15 00:00:50,834 --> 00:00:54,834 -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com 16 00:00:54,868 --> 00:00:58,901 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND DREAMWORKS 17 00:01:09,434 --> 00:01:12,367 CAITLIN, THE MAYOR'S LOCKED HIMSELF IN HIS OFFICE. 18 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,434 HE'S REALLY UPSET ABOUT THE BOOK. 19 00:01:14,467 --> 00:01:16,534 DID HE READ CHAPTER 16? 20 00:01:16,567 --> 00:01:18,234 Mayor Winston: THAT TRAMP! 21 00:01:18,267 --> 00:01:19,567 YES. 22 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:21,567 YOU HAVE TO COVER A LUNCH FOR HIM. 23 00:01:21,601 --> 00:01:23,567 HE'S MEETING WITH SOME INTERNET MILLIONAIRE 24 00:01:23,601 --> 00:01:26,033 ABOUT A DONATION TO THE PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM. 25 00:01:26,067 --> 00:01:29,601 WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO SCHMOOZE THOSE BORING RICH PEOPLE? 26 00:01:29,634 --> 00:01:30,767 IT'S TIM CONNELLY. 27 00:01:30,801 --> 00:01:32,133 TIM CONNELLY! 28 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:34,367 HE WAS VOTED NEW YORK'S MOST-ELIGIBLE BACHELOR. 29 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,767 DON'T RUB IT IN. I'M STILL NOT OVER THAT. 30 00:01:37,801 --> 00:01:39,868 HE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 31 00:01:39,901 --> 00:01:42,501 RIGHT NOW?! OH, HOW'S MY HAIR? 32 00:01:42,534 --> 00:01:43,601 IT LOOKS FINE. 33 00:01:43,634 --> 00:01:44,667 ANGIE? 34 00:01:44,701 --> 00:01:46,133 YOU CAN USE A FLIP. 35 00:01:49,334 --> 00:01:52,167 THAT IS BETTER. 36 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,534 HI. I'M TIM CONNELLY. 37 00:01:54,567 --> 00:01:56,601 HI. I'M CAITLIN MOORE. 38 00:01:56,634 --> 00:01:58,868 HI. CHARLIE CRAWFORD. 39 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:02,167 CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT BACHELOR THING. 40 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,467 THANKS. 41 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,267 I HAVE TO FILL IN FOR THE MAYOR. 42 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:14,200 THE MAYOR'S JUST EYE CANDY. THIS WILL BE BETTER. 43 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:15,801 LUNCH IT IS. 44 00:02:15,834 --> 00:02:17,400 I LOVE LUNCH. 45 00:02:17,434 --> 00:02:19,334 COME ON. 46 00:02:19,367 --> 00:02:22,367 GIVE ME COFFEE. 47 00:02:24,234 --> 00:02:26,534 DRIP, YOU BASTARD! DRIP! 48 00:02:28,467 --> 00:02:30,934 CARTER, SINCE YOU DECIDED TO QUIT SMOKING, 49 00:02:30,968 --> 00:02:32,400 YOU ARE REALLY � � EDGY. 50 00:02:32,434 --> 00:02:35,601 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SOME OF YOUR NICOTINE GUM? 51 00:02:35,634 --> 00:02:38,167 I'D LIKE TO, BUT SOMEONE KEEPS STEALING IT. 52 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,434 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. 53 00:02:39,467 --> 00:02:41,501 NICOTINE GUM IS HIGHLY ADDICTIVE. 54 00:02:44,801 --> 00:02:46,567 I'LL TELL YA, 55 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:49,767 THAT NEW GUM I TOOK FROM CARTER'S DESK... 56 00:02:49,801 --> 00:02:51,934 [ CHEWING ] FANTASTIC! 57 00:02:54,767 --> 00:02:59,300 AND THE FUN BEGINS. 58 00:02:59,334 --> 00:03:01,000 HOW'S THE MAYOR HOLDING UP? 59 00:03:01,033 --> 00:03:03,200 NOT WELL. I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HIM. 60 00:03:03,234 --> 00:03:04,467 YOU SHOULD KNOW 61 00:03:04,501 --> 00:03:06,467 WHEN THE MAYOR GETS DEPRESSED, 62 00:03:06,501 --> 00:03:08,000 HE GETS A LITTLE WEIRD. 63 00:03:08,033 --> 00:03:09,400 I CAN HANDLE IT. 64 00:03:16,934 --> 00:03:20,767 YEAH, HE'S NUDE. 65 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:23,000 DOES HE GET ANY WEIRDER? 66 00:03:23,033 --> 00:03:25,133 IS HE WEARING HIS FOOTBALL HELMET? 67 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:27,234 NO. 68 00:03:27,267 --> 00:03:28,834 HE GETS A LITTLE WEIRDER. 69 00:03:31,767 --> 00:03:33,968 HOW YOU HOLDING UP? I'M TERRIBLE. 70 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 AS IF HER BOOK ISN'T BAD ENOUGH, 71 00:03:36,033 --> 00:03:38,901 THE PRESS IS HAVING A FIELD DAY WITH MY SEX LIFE. 72 00:03:38,934 --> 00:03:41,234 READ THESE. 73 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:47,667 "UNEMPLOYMENT RISES. MAYOR DOESN'T." 74 00:03:47,701 --> 00:03:50,300 OUCH! 75 00:03:50,334 --> 00:03:54,634 "BOOK SALES REACH CLIMAX UNLIKE WIFE." 76 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:57,968 THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY CLEVER. 77 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,767 "MAYOR BAD AT SEX." 78 00:04:00,801 --> 00:04:04,167 THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING. 79 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:08,367 I'M SORRY, SIR. I KNOW HOW HARD -- 80 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,434 HOW DIFFICULT THIS MUST BE. 81 00:04:11,467 --> 00:04:13,601 I NEED TO MAKE A STAND RIGHT HERE. 82 00:04:13,634 --> 00:04:15,601 I'M TALKING FULL MEDIA BOYCOTT. 83 00:04:15,634 --> 00:04:17,133 THAT'S A LITTLE EXTREME. 84 00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:20,534 LET ME TELL YOU HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO HAVE PRINCIPLES. 85 00:04:21,801 --> 00:04:24,601 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR A MAN TO HAVE PRINCIPLES! 86 00:04:24,634 --> 00:04:27,601 YOU'VE GOT THAT BIG PRESS EVENT WITH THE POLICE COMMISSIONER. 87 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:28,701 YOU DO IT. 88 00:04:28,734 --> 00:04:30,067 OH, NO, NO, NO. 89 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:33,934 NO, I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT ENTERTAINING BIG CROWDS. 90 00:04:33,968 --> 00:04:37,000 NOTHING MAKES ME MORE UNCOMFORTABLE. 91 00:04:39,367 --> 00:04:41,767 CORRECTION. 92 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:45,801 I HAVE TO ADMIT. 93 00:04:45,834 --> 00:04:49,133 I HAVE NEVER ENJOYED A BUSINESS LUNCH SO MUCH. 94 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:52,033 I GUESS WE SHOULD THANK THE MAYOR'S EX-WIFE 95 00:04:52,067 --> 00:04:54,434 FOR HUMILIATING HIM INTO SECLUSION. 96 00:04:54,467 --> 00:04:57,367 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO ACCOMPLISH SO MUCH AT A YOUNG AGE? 97 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,200 THE MONEY AND SUCCESS ARE NICE. 98 00:04:59,234 --> 00:05:00,501 BUT IT'S MEANINGLESS 99 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,868 IF YOU DON'T HAVE SOMEONE TO SHARE IT WITH. 100 00:05:02,901 --> 00:05:04,734 LOOK AT THOSE DESSERTS! 101 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:15,834 SO, UM, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN THAT SPECIAL PERSON? 102 00:05:15,868 --> 00:05:18,467 WELL, SOMEONE WHO SHARES MY INTERESTS. 103 00:05:18,501 --> 00:05:21,033 I LIKE FRANK CAPRA MOVIES. OH, ME TOO! 104 00:05:21,067 --> 00:05:23,167 I LIKE ROLLERBLADING THROUGH CENTRAL PARK. 105 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,367 ME TOO. 106 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,701 I LOVE SCIENCE FICTION. 107 00:05:27,734 --> 00:05:31,767 ME...TOO. 108 00:05:31,801 --> 00:05:34,000 ARE YOU A FAN OF "GALACTIC MISSION"? 109 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:35,367 IT'S MY FAVORITE. 110 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,601 SOME FRIENDS AND I ARE GOING 111 00:05:37,634 --> 00:05:40,934 TO THIS "GALACTIC MISSION" GET-TOGETHER TONIGHT. 112 00:05:40,968 --> 00:05:42,267 WANT TO COME? 113 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:43,767 I'D LOVE TO. 114 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:46,200 I'LL PICK YOU UP AROUND 8:00.GREAT. 115 00:05:46,234 --> 00:05:47,868 I'VE GOT TO GO. 116 00:05:47,901 --> 00:05:51,701 OR AS COMMANDER PELDRON WOULD SAY... 117 00:05:51,734 --> 00:05:53,868 TO THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE... 118 00:05:53,901 --> 00:05:55,434 AND... AND... 119 00:05:55,467 --> 00:05:56,801 BACK! BEYOND! 120 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,701 BEYOND! 121 00:06:01,267 --> 00:06:03,100 [ SIGHS ] 122 00:06:10,467 --> 00:06:11,834 Psst! 123 00:06:11,868 --> 00:06:14,701 LOOKING FOR THIS? 124 00:06:19,033 --> 00:06:20,234 THAT'S CARTER'S GUM. 125 00:06:20,267 --> 00:06:22,367 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME JUMP THROUGH HOOPS 126 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,767 SO I CAN GET WHAT I WANT. 127 00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:25,133 NO. 128 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:26,801 HERE. 129 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:30,067 JEEZ, STUART, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TO BE NICE. 130 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:31,567 IT'S NICOTINE GUM. 131 00:06:31,601 --> 00:06:33,701 I'M ENABLING YOUR ADDICTION, 132 00:06:33,734 --> 00:06:37,501 AND I'LL DERIVE PLEASURE FROM WATCHING YOU SUFFER. 133 00:06:37,534 --> 00:06:39,334 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER. 134 00:06:39,367 --> 00:06:41,133 OH, YEAH! 135 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:42,367 MMM! 136 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,634 �PAUL! 137 00:06:43,667 --> 00:06:46,367 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S BEEN STEALING MY GUM! 138 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,501 GIVE IT BACK TO ME. IT'S MINE. 139 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:50,100 BEING ADDICTED IS NOT PRETTY. 140 00:06:50,133 --> 00:06:51,834 I'M NOT ADDICTED TO IT! 141 00:06:51,868 --> 00:06:55,367 I LIKE THE FLAVOR... AND THE ELEGANT LIFESTYLE. 142 00:07:19,968 --> 00:07:21,734 SIR, ABOUT THIS POLICE BANQUET, 143 00:07:21,767 --> 00:07:24,133 YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT READY TO COME BACK TO WORK? 144 00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:25,567 Mayor Winston: Absolutely. 145 00:07:25,601 --> 00:07:28,734 This media boycott has given me the chance to focus on myself -- 146 00:07:28,767 --> 00:07:31,501 to take long walks, to write in my journal. 147 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:35,033 But don't worry. I'm keeping all my regular appointments. 148 00:07:35,067 --> 00:07:37,267 GOOD LUCK, TONIGHT. 149 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:40,300 DON'T BE AFRAID TO RUB THE THIGHS. 150 00:07:42,234 --> 00:07:45,167 I THINK I'LL JUST STICK TO THE SPEECH. 151 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,300 HOW WAS YOUR LUNCH? 152 00:07:49,334 --> 00:07:50,767 OH, INCREDIBLE. 153 00:07:50,801 --> 00:07:52,601 BESIDES BEING RICH AND GORGEOUS, 154 00:07:52,634 --> 00:07:54,334 HE'S SWEET AND DOWN-TO-EARTH. 155 00:07:54,367 --> 00:07:56,501 AND WE'RE GOING OUT ON A DATE TONIGHT. 156 00:07:56,534 --> 00:07:59,534 REALLY? WHAT TIME IS HIS MOM PICKING YOU UP? 157 00:07:59,567 --> 00:08:01,901 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 158 00:08:01,934 --> 00:08:04,567 HE'S A LITTLE YOUNG, ISN'T HE? 159 00:08:04,601 --> 00:08:06,334 OH, THIS COMING FROM THE GUY 160 00:08:06,367 --> 00:08:09,434 WHOSE LAST GIRLFRIEND LEFT HIM TO DO A SEMESTER AT SEA. 161 00:08:11,467 --> 00:08:14,434 WHEN THAT BOAT GETS BACK, SHE'LL BE A SENIOR. 162 00:08:17,667 --> 00:08:19,033 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 163 00:08:19,067 --> 00:08:21,000 WHO IS IT? 164 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:23,534 Tim: IT'S TIM. 165 00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:26,667 I HOPE I'M NOT WEARING TOO MUCH MAKEUP. MMM. 166 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:34,734 I'M SORRY I'M LATE. IT TOOK FOREVER TO GET A CAB. 167 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,267 [ APPLAUSE ] 168 00:08:41,534 --> 00:08:43,434 I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA GET THROUGH THIS. 169 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:46,667 YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT. JUST KEEP IT SHORT. 170 00:08:46,701 --> 00:08:48,234 IN HIS 35 YEARS OF SERVICE, 171 00:08:48,267 --> 00:08:50,400 COMMISSIONER O'BRIEN HAS PERFORMED 172 00:08:50,434 --> 00:08:52,434 COUNTLESS ACTS OF HEROISM 173 00:08:52,467 --> 00:08:54,701 AND HAS BEEN SHOT SEVEN TIMES. 174 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:57,767 HERE TO EXPRESS THE CITY'S GRATITUDE 175 00:08:57,801 --> 00:09:00,634 IS DEPUTY MAYOR CHARLIE CRAWFORD. 176 00:09:09,534 --> 00:09:12,067 APPRECIATE IT. 177 00:09:20,033 --> 00:09:22,601 WELL, THAT WAS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT. 178 00:09:22,634 --> 00:09:24,734 YOU GOTTA DO MORE THAN THAT. 179 00:09:24,767 --> 00:09:27,267 GIVE HIM A COUPLE OF COMPLIMENTS. 180 00:09:32,801 --> 00:09:35,100 IT'S AN HONOR FOR ME TO BE HERE. 181 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:38,634 NOT JUST TO PAY TRIBUTE TO COMMISSIONER O'BRIEN, 182 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:41,934 BUT TO THE BEST DAMN POLICE OFFICERS IN THIS COUNTRY. 183 00:09:50,434 --> 00:09:52,701 DID I SAY COUNTRY? 184 00:09:52,734 --> 00:09:55,968 I MEANT IN THE � � � WORLD. 185 00:09:58,133 --> 00:10:01,767 BELIEVE ME, I'VE SPENT A LOT OF TIME AROUND POLICE OFFICERS. 186 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:08,701 DOES THIS LOOK FAMILIAR? 187 00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:14,267 LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS GREAT CITY. 188 00:10:15,834 --> 00:10:18,767 [ Thinking ] MEDIA BOYCOTT, DAY ONE. 189 00:10:18,801 --> 00:10:21,167 9:35... 190 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:27,567 STILL NOT MISSING SPOTLIGHT. 191 00:10:27,601 --> 00:10:32,767 THINK I'LL READ SOME...JAMES JOYCE. 192 00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:40,734 NO ONE'S THE WISER. 193 00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:43,767 Man: TONIGHT POLICE COMMISSIONER O'BRIE N 194 00:10:43,801 --> 00:10:45,567 WAS HONORED BY THE CITY. 195 00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:48,834 THE MAYOR WAS NOT AVAILABLE TO PRESENT THE AWARD. 196 00:10:48,868 --> 00:10:50,400 NO, HE WAS NOT. 197 00:10:50,434 --> 00:10:52,834 Man: HIS ABSENCE WENT LARGELY UNNOTICED 198 00:10:52,868 --> 00:10:55,067 AS CHARLIE CRAWFORD STOLE THE SHOW. 199 00:10:56,868 --> 00:10:59,934 [ Thinking ] 9:37... 200 00:10:59,968 --> 00:11:01,701 MISSING SPOTLIGHT. 201 00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:09,667 HEY, CHARLIE. 202 00:11:09,701 --> 00:11:13,067 DID YOU SEE THE PAPER? YOU'RE ON THE FRONT PAGE. 203 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,167 LOOK AT THAT. I AM. 204 00:11:18,968 --> 00:11:21,767 FILLING IN FOR THE MAYOR AT THESE EVENTS IS GREAT. 205 00:11:21,801 --> 00:11:24,300 I JUST CAME FROM THE NEW YORK FILM SOCIETY 206 00:11:24,334 --> 00:11:26,767 WHERE I MET MARTIN SCORSESE AND BOBBY D. 207 00:11:26,801 --> 00:11:28,033 YOU MET ROBERT DeNIRO? 208 00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,734 ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME? 209 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:31,234 THE LINE FROM "TAXI DRIVER." 210 00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:32,434 NO, I'M ASKING YOU. 211 00:11:32,467 --> 00:11:34,567 YOUR LEFT EYE WANDERS SOMETIMES. 212 00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:39,534 ROY FIRESTONE CALLED FROM ESPN. 213 00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:42,200 HE'D LOVE FOR YOU TO DO THE SHOW TONIGHT. 214 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:44,000 OH, YES! I LOVE THAT SHOW. 215 00:11:44,033 --> 00:11:45,367 THE MAYOR'S MEDIA BOYCOTT 216 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,367 IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 217 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,634 HEY, EVERYBODY. HELLO, SIR. 218 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:53,167 WHO YOU LOOKING AT? 219 00:11:58,901 --> 00:12:00,767 WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK, SIR? 220 00:12:00,801 --> 00:12:02,901 WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING, CHARLIE. 221 00:12:02,934 --> 00:12:04,634 AS IMPORTANT AS THIS BOYCOTT IS, 222 00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:07,033 I THINK I'VE PUT TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON YOU. 223 00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:09,067 NO, NO. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 224 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,767 I'M WILLING TO SUCK IT UP. 225 00:12:10,801 --> 00:12:12,434 FIRESTONE WANTS YOU AT 6:00. 226 00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:13,767 YOU'RE DOING FIRESTONE? 227 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:17,167 I COULDN'T SUBJECT YOU TO THAT. I BETTER DO THE SHOW. 228 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,968 AS SELFLESS AS THAT IS, SIR, 229 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,868 I'LL MAKE THE GREATER SACRIFICE 230 00:12:20,901 --> 00:12:23,133 AND ALLOW YOU TO CONTINUE THE BOYCOTT. 231 00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:25,467 THIS BOYCOTT HAS ALREADY CAUSED ENOUGH SUFFERING. 232 00:12:25,501 --> 00:12:26,667 IT ENDS TODAY! 233 00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:29,501 DIDN'T YOU SAY IT'S IMPORTANT FOR A MAN 234 00:12:29,534 --> 00:12:31,100 TO STICK TO HIS PRINCIPLES? 235 00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:33,801 OKAY, YOU DO THE TELEVISION SHOW, 236 00:12:33,834 --> 00:12:36,501 AND THANK YOU FOR BEING SO SELFLESS. 237 00:12:36,534 --> 00:12:38,400 ANYTHING FOR YOU, SIR. 238 00:12:44,868 --> 00:12:51,000 [ Thinking ] CHARLIE DOING FIRESTONE. 239 00:12:51,033 --> 00:12:57,067 I'M STUCK WRITING IN STUPID JOURNAL . 240 00:13:02,601 --> 00:13:03,767 SO, CAITLIN, 241 00:13:03,801 --> 00:13:07,534 I HEAR YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND'S A SCI-FI GEEK. 242 00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,734 YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD. 243 00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:12,133 HEY, TIM HAPPENS TO BE A GREAT GUY 244 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,901 WHO HAS ONE QUIRKY INTEREST. 245 00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:17,534 IT'S NO WEIRDER THAN THE WAY YOU OBSESS ABOUT FOOTBALL. 246 00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:19,033 AT LEAST FOOTBALL FANS 247 00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:21,601 DON'T PAINT THEIR FACES WEIRD COLORS. 248 00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:26,667 AT LEAST THE PLAYERS DON'T WEAR ODD HELMETS. 249 00:13:27,934 --> 00:13:30,467 FOOTBALL IS PLAYED ON EARTH! 250 00:13:32,701 --> 00:13:34,834 CAITLIN, HI. HI! 251 00:13:34,868 --> 00:13:37,400 THESE ARE FOR YOU. 252 00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:39,000 THANK YOU. THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. 253 00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:40,367 LISTEN, I WAS WONDERING 254 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,033 IF YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE DINNER AND MAYBE SEE A SHOW. 255 00:13:43,067 --> 00:13:45,300 A SHOW ABOUT...OUTER SPACE? 256 00:13:45,334 --> 00:13:47,000 NO. SOMETHING ON BROADWAY. 257 00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:49,334 IS THERE A SHOW ABOUT OUTER SPACE? 258 00:13:49,367 --> 00:13:51,934 BROADWAY'S FINE. LET'S DO THAT. 259 00:13:51,968 --> 00:13:53,334 AND LISTEN, 260 00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:55,767 I KNOW I CAUGHT YOU OFF-GUARD LAST NIGHT 261 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:56,901 WEARING THAT OUTFIT. 262 00:13:56,934 --> 00:13:58,367 I'M GLAD YOU SAID THAT. 263 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,868 IT WAS PRESUMPTUOUS 264 00:13:59,901 --> 00:14:02,400 TO SHOW UP IN MY MATING PLUMAGE. 265 00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:06,567 I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME WITH YOU. 266 00:14:06,601 --> 00:14:07,868 OH, ME TOO. 267 00:14:07,901 --> 00:14:11,300 I COULD LISTEN TO TALK ABOUT BACKTAR FEDERATION ALL NIGHT. 268 00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:14,567 I THINK BACKTAR HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ANTHEM. 269 00:14:14,601 --> 00:14:17,601 I WAS JUST SINGING IT IN MY CAR THIS MORNING. 270 00:14:17,634 --> 00:14:19,334 HEY, ARE YOU FREE TONIGHT? 271 00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:21,367 SURE. WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND? 272 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,501 THE CLOSING NIGHT OF THE "GALACTIC MISSION" CONVENTION. 273 00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:27,000 OHH, IT'S OVER ALREADY? 274 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,200 YEAH, I KNOW. IT'S A BUMMER. 275 00:14:29,234 --> 00:14:30,968 BUT WE'LL GO OUT IN STYLE. 276 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,200 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 277 00:14:32,234 --> 00:14:33,300 OKAY. 278 00:14:38,901 --> 00:14:42,400 SINCE WHEN ARE YOU SUCH A HUGE FAN OF SCI-FI? 279 00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:44,334 I'M NOT. I REALLY LIKE TIM, 280 00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:46,334 AND I WANT TO SHARE HIS INTERESTS. 281 00:14:46,367 --> 00:14:48,434 YOU KNOW, THE WAY YOU ONLY DATE WOMEN 282 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:50,701 WHO SHARE YOUR INTEREST IN BEING NAKED. 283 00:14:50,734 --> 00:14:56,033 IT WOULD BE AWKWARD IF I WERE THE ONLY ONE. 284 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,100 PAUL, TIME FOR OUR WILLPOWER MEDITATIONS. 285 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,367 QUITTING WON'T BE EASY, BUT WE CAN TOGETHER. 286 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,467 JUST A MINUTE! 287 00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:16,901 COME IN. 288 00:15:16,934 --> 00:15:18,801 [ SNIFFING ] 289 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,400 YOU'VE BEEN CHEWING. 290 00:15:20,434 --> 00:15:21,634 NO. 291 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:24,200 DON'T LIE TO ME. I CAN SMELL MINT. 292 00:15:24,234 --> 00:15:27,000 YOUR BREATH, YOUR FINGERS, YOUR CLOTHES. 293 00:15:27,033 --> 00:15:29,167 PAUL, YOU REEK OF FRESHNESS. 294 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,901 IT'S GOT ME, MAN. IT'S CALLING ME. 295 00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:33,234 �PAUL! 296 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:34,434 YOU CAN DO THIS. 297 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,567 TOGETHER WE CAN BEAT THIS DEMON. 298 00:15:36,601 --> 00:15:39,067 AFTER THIS CIGARETTE... 299 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:43,100 ONE MORE AND THEN WE BEAT THE DEMON. 300 00:15:57,334 --> 00:16:00,400 WE HAVE A CRYON HOTTIE IN VECTOR 12. 301 00:16:01,934 --> 00:16:05,067 UH, ARE YOU ENTERING THE ATMOSPHERE RIGHT NOW? 302 00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,901 'CAUSE YOU ARE BURNING UP. 303 00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:12,534 BENGAT�! 304 00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:14,033 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 305 00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:16,834 LISTEN, I'VE GOT A BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU. 306 00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:18,100 REALLY? 307 00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:19,534 FOR THE CLOSING CEREMONY 308 00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:21,801 YOU ARE SINGING THE BACKTARIAN ANTHEM. 309 00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:24,868 YOU SEEMED SO SAD THAT THIS WAS THE LAST NIGHT. 310 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,968 I THOUGHT IT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP. 311 00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:30,901 OH! 312 00:16:30,934 --> 00:16:32,300 A THOUSAND KREMNOIDS. 313 00:16:32,334 --> 00:16:34,701 STUART -- STUART! 314 00:16:34,734 --> 00:16:37,067 YOU'RE A SCI-FI GEEK? 315 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,601 ME? NO. 316 00:16:38,634 --> 00:16:41,634 I JUST COME HERE TO MEET HOT ALIEN CHICKS. 317 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,868 ZELGANTS NEED A MALE AND TWO FEMALES TO MATE, 318 00:16:44,901 --> 00:16:46,567 AND A LOT OF THESE WOMEN 319 00:16:46,601 --> 00:16:48,968 TAKE THIS STUFF VERY SERIOUSLY. 320 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,234 STUART, YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME. 321 00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:55,968 TIM HAS ARRANGED FOR ME TO SING THE BACKTARIAN ANTHEM. 322 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,767 AH, SO BEAUTIFUL. I CAN'T WAIT. 323 00:16:57,801 --> 00:17:00,133 BUT I DON'T KNOW IT AND I CAN'T TELL HIM THAT 324 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:01,934 SO YOU'VE GOTTA TEACH IT TO ME. 325 00:17:01,968 --> 00:17:03,334 OKAY. OKAY. 326 00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:06,300 IT INVOLVES A NUMBER OF ELABORATE HAND GESTURES. 327 00:17:06,334 --> 00:17:07,801 AND THERE ARE NO LYRICS. 328 00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:10,234 IT'S BASICALLY A SERIES OF SHRILL NOISES 329 00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:12,367 THAT SOUND KIND OF LIKE, WELL... 330 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,868 DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME 331 00:17:13,901 --> 00:17:16,467 PAUL TRIED TO HURDLE THAT PARKING METER? 332 00:17:21,701 --> 00:17:23,868 WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. I'M ROY FIRESTONE. 333 00:17:23,901 --> 00:17:26,334 WE'RE HERE TO DISCUSS NEW YORK SPORTS AND POLITICS 334 00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:28,133 WITH DEPUTY MAYOR CHARLIE CRAWFORD. 335 00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:30,501 WELCOME, CHARLIE. THANKS, ROY. 336 00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:33,734 WELL, CHARLIE, YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY MADE QUITE A SPLASH 337 00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:35,167 IN THE MEDIA LATELY. 338 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,133 WELL, FOR ME, ROY, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WORK, 339 00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:39,834 NOT THE GLITZY LIFESTYLE. 340 00:17:39,868 --> 00:17:43,701 I WAS SAYING THE SAME THING THIS MORNING TO MARTY SCORSESE. 341 00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:46,300 ANY THOUGHTS ON THE MAYOR'S BOYCOTT? 342 00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:49,100 WELL, TO HIM IT'S A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE. 343 00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:52,300 THIS IS NOT A MAN WHO BELONGS IN THE SPOTLIGHT. 344 00:17:52,334 --> 00:17:54,534 Mayor Winston: HEY, EVERYBODY. 345 00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:57,133 THIS IS -- THIS IS A SURPRISE. 346 00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:59,834 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK. 347 00:17:59,868 --> 00:18:01,968 NICE TO SEE YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 348 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,934 I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 349 00:18:03,968 --> 00:18:06,133 YOU WERE IN BRISTOL, CONNECTICUT. 350 00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:07,400 WOULD YOU JOIN US? 351 00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:10,534 WELL, I'M A BUSY, BUSY, BUSY MAN. 352 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,534 YEAH. 353 00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:14,000 OKAY, LET'S DO THAT. 354 00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:16,701 I HAVE TO ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR EX-WIFE'S BOOK. 355 00:18:16,734 --> 00:18:19,801 THAT'S ONE SUBJECT I REFUSE TO TALK ABOUT. 356 00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:21,434 I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. 357 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,267 CHARLIE, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR FOOTBALL CAREER. 358 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:27,167 I UNDERSTAND YOU WERE QUITE A STAR IN HIGH SCHOOL. 359 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,467 I ONCE PLAYED AN ALL-STAR GAME WITH EMMITT SMITH. 360 00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:33,801 I ONCE WAS AT A COCKTAIL PARTY WITH EMMA THOMPSON. 361 00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:37,167 WE DID HAVE EMMITT SMITH ON OUR SHOW LAST WEEK -- 362 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,133 HE WAS TELLING ME THE FUNNIEST STORY -- 363 00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:44,033 ACCORDING TO MY WIFE'S BOOK, I'M NOT GOOD IN BED. 364 00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:48,300 SO, UH, SO MAYBE YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS BOOK. 365 00:18:48,334 --> 00:18:50,234 IF THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR. 366 00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:51,667 [ APPLAUSE ] 367 00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:54,634 LET'S TALK ABOUT ME AT THE POLICE BANQUET. 368 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,434 THE PEOPLE MIGHT FIND THAT INTERESTING. 369 00:18:57,467 --> 00:19:00,767 NOT AS INTERESTING AS MY ADDICTION TO PAINKILLERS 370 00:19:00,801 --> 00:19:01,934 IN THE '70s. 371 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:07,300 WHEN YOU SING THE ANTHEM, DON'T FORGET TO DO THE GESTURES. 372 00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:09,200 IF YOU'RE SETTING ME UP TO LOOK LIKE A FOOL... 373 00:19:09,234 --> 00:19:11,467 WHY WOULD I WANT TO? 374 00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:12,634 WHY WOULD YOU TELL PAUL 375 00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:14,567 THE GOVERNOR'S BALL WAS A TOGA PARTY? 376 00:19:14,601 --> 00:19:16,801 CAITLIN, ARE YOU READY? 377 00:19:18,634 --> 00:19:21,601 GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TRUST ME. 378 00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:25,601 INTERGALACTIC COMRADES... 379 00:19:25,634 --> 00:19:28,734 PLEASE WELCOME A NEW MEMBER TO OUR CREW -- 380 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:31,067 LIEUTENANT CAITLIN MOORE. 381 00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:35,934 [ MUSIC PLAYS ] 382 00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:38,334 * AAH AAH 383 00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:40,801 * AAH AAH AAH AAH 384 00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:45,100 * AAH AAH AAH AAH 385 00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:47,167 * AAH AAH AAH AAH 386 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,300 * AAH AAH 387 00:19:49,334 --> 00:19:50,801 * AAH AAH 388 00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:53,133 * AAAAAH 389 00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:57,601 AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! 390 00:19:57,634 --> 00:19:58,133 AAH! AAH! 391 00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,300 She's a keeper. 392 00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:11,267 CHARLIE... 393 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:14,734 I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR AMBUSHING YOU ON THAT SHOW. 394 00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:18,234 I DIDN'T WANT TO ADMIT IT, BUT I -- I DON'T KNOW -- 395 00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:20,100 I REALLY MISS THE ATTENTION. 396 00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:23,467 TO BE HONEST, I STARTED FEELING JEALOUS OF YOU. 397 00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:24,901 I KNOW, SIR. 398 00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:26,434 I WAS THAT TRANSPARENT? 399 00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:30,133 NO. I FOUND YOUR JOURNAL. 400 00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:33,267 BY THE WAY, THAT DREAM ABOUT YOUR MOTHER -- 401 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,567 YOU MIGHT WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT THAT. 402 00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:39,734 [ CLEARS THROAT ] WELL, WHAT HAPPENED WAS -- 403 00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:42,067 NOT ME, SIR. 404 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,834 I REALLY ENJOYED BEING IN THE SPOTLIGHT. 405 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,667 DON'T WORRY, CHARLIE. YOUR TIME WILL COME. 406 00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:49,501 A BIT OF ADVICE -- 407 00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:51,434 TRY TO STAY GROUNDED. 408 00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:54,367 MR. MAYOR, MY PHONE'S BEEN RINGING OFF THE HOOK. 409 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,000 I GOT 30 REPORTERS WHO WANT TO TALK TO YOU 410 00:20:57,033 --> 00:20:58,634 ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL PROBLEMS. 411 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:01,968 I'M BACK, BABY. 412 00:21:07,234 --> 00:21:09,067 HI, CAITLIN. 413 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,868 STUART TELLS ME TIM MADE YOU SING AN ALIEN ANTHEM 414 00:21:11,901 --> 00:21:13,901 AT THE SCIENCE-FICTION CONVENTION. 415 00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:19,000 YOUR LIFE'S REALLY COMING TOGETHER. 416 00:21:19,033 --> 00:21:20,801 HEY, I HAD FUN, 417 00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:23,801 AND I AM NOT GONNA LET YOU RAIN ON MY PARADE. 418 00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:26,501 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, TIM'S TAKING ME DANCING. 419 00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:27,801 GOTTA BENGAT�. 420 00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:33,067 - [MAN] SIT, UBU, SIT. GOOD DOG. - [UBU BARKS] 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 29858

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