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I CAN'T BELIEVE THE MAYOR'S
EX-WIFE WROTE A TELL-ALL BOOK.
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SHE'S RIPPING HIM TO SHREDS.
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I'M UP TO PAGE 27.
I HAVEN'T READ ANYTHING BAD.
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TURN THE PAGE.
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[ Chuckling ] OHH!
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�OH, BOY.
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I HOPE NOBODY WRITES A BOOK
ABOUT HOW I MAKE LOVE.
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THAT MAKES FIVE OF US.
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GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE!
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I'M READING HELEN'S BOOK,
AND SO FAR, I AM LOVIN' IT!
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LET ME GUESS --
YOU'RE UP TO PAGE 27?
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YEAH.
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO READ ON.
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Mayor Winston: THAT WHORE!
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CAITLIN, THE MAYOR'S LOCKED
HIMSELF IN HIS OFFICE.
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HE'S REALLY UPSET
ABOUT THE BOOK.
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DID HE READ CHAPTER 16?
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Mayor Winston: THAT TRAMP!
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YES.
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YOU HAVE TO COVER
A LUNCH FOR HIM.
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HE'S MEETING
WITH SOME INTERNET MILLIONAIRE
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ABOUT A DONATION
TO THE PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM.
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WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO SCHMOOZE
THOSE BORING RICH PEOPLE?
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IT'S TIM CONNELLY.
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TIM CONNELLY!
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HE WAS VOTED NEW YORK'S
MOST-ELIGIBLE BACHELOR.
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DON'T RUB IT IN.
I'M STILL NOT OVER THAT.
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HE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
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RIGHT NOW?!
OH, HOW'S MY HAIR?
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IT LOOKS FINE.
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ANGIE?
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YOU CAN USE A FLIP.
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THAT IS
BETTER.
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HI. I'M TIM CONNELLY.
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HI. I'M CAITLIN MOORE.
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HI.
CHARLIE CRAWFORD.
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CONGRATULATIONS
ON THAT BACHELOR THING.
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THANKS.
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I HAVE TO FILL IN
FOR THE MAYOR.
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THE MAYOR'S JUST EYE CANDY.
THIS WILL BE BETTER.
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LUNCH IT IS.
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I LOVE LUNCH.
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COME ON.
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GIVE ME COFFEE.
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DRIP, YOU BASTARD! DRIP!
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CARTER, SINCE YOU DECIDED
TO QUIT SMOKING,
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YOU ARE
REALLY � � EDGY.
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WHY DON'T YOU HAVE
SOME OF YOUR NICOTINE GUM?
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I'D LIKE TO,
BUT SOMEONE KEEPS STEALING IT.
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AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.
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NICOTINE GUM
IS HIGHLY ADDICTIVE.
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I'LL TELL YA,
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THAT NEW GUM I TOOK
FROM CARTER'S DESK...
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[ CHEWING ] FANTASTIC!
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AND THE FUN BEGINS.
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HOW'S THE MAYOR HOLDING UP?
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NOT WELL.
I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HIM.
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YOU SHOULD KNOW
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WHEN THE MAYOR
GETS DEPRESSED,
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HE GETS A LITTLE WEIRD.
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I CAN HANDLE IT.
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YEAH, HE'S NUDE.
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DOES HE GET ANY WEIRDER?
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IS HE WEARING
HIS FOOTBALL HELMET?
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NO.
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HE GETS A LITTLE WEIRDER.
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HOW YOU HOLDING UP?
I'M TERRIBLE.
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AS IF HER BOOK
ISN'T BAD ENOUGH,
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THE PRESS IS HAVING A FIELD DAY
WITH MY SEX LIFE.
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READ THESE.
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"UNEMPLOYMENT RISES.
MAYOR DOESN'T."
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OUCH!
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"BOOK SALES REACH CLIMAX
UNLIKE WIFE."
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THAT'S ACTUALLY
PRETTY CLEVER.
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"MAYOR BAD AT SEX."
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THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING.
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I'M SORRY, SIR.
I KNOW HOW HARD --
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HOW DIFFICULT
THIS MUST BE.
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I NEED TO MAKE A STAND
RIGHT HERE.
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I'M TALKING
FULL MEDIA BOYCOTT.
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THAT'S A LITTLE EXTREME.
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LET ME TELL YOU HOW IMPORTANT
IT IS TO HAVE PRINCIPLES.
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IT'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR A MAN
TO HAVE PRINCIPLES!
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YOU'VE GOT THAT BIG PRESS EVENT
WITH THE POLICE COMMISSIONER.
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YOU DO IT.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
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NO, I'M NOT VERY GOOD
AT ENTERTAINING BIG CROWDS.
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NOTHING MAKES ME
MORE UNCOMFORTABLE.
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CORRECTION.
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I HAVE TO ADMIT.
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I HAVE NEVER ENJOYED
A BUSINESS LUNCH SO MUCH.
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I GUESS WE SHOULD THANK
THE MAYOR'S EX-WIFE
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FOR HUMILIATING HIM
INTO SECLUSION.
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HOW DOES IT FEEL TO ACCOMPLISH
SO MUCH AT A YOUNG AGE?
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THE MONEY AND SUCCESS
ARE NICE.
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BUT IT'S MEANINGLESS
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IF YOU DON'T HAVE SOMEONE
TO SHARE IT WITH.
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LOOK AT THOSE DESSERTS!
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SO, UM, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR
IN THAT SPECIAL PERSON?
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WELL, SOMEONE WHO SHARES
MY INTERESTS.
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I LIKE FRANK CAPRA
MOVIES. OH, ME TOO!
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I LIKE ROLLERBLADING
THROUGH CENTRAL PARK.
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ME TOO.
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I LOVESCIENCE FICTION.
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ME...TOO.
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ARE YOU A FAN
OF "GALACTIC MISSION"?
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IT'S MY FAVORITE.
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SOME FRIENDS AND I
ARE GOING
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TO THIS "GALACTIC MISSION"
GET-TOGETHER TONIGHT.
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WANT TO COME?
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I'D LOVE TO.
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I'LL PICK YOU UP
AROUND 8:00.GREAT.
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I'VE GOT TO GO.
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OR AS COMMANDER PELDRON
WOULD SAY...
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TO THE EDGE
OF THE UNIVERSE...
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AND... AND...
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BACK! BEYOND!
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BEYOND!
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[ SIGHS ]
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Psst!
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LOOKING FOR THIS?
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THAT'S CARTER'S GUM.
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YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME JUMP
THROUGH HOOPS
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SO I CAN GET WHAT I WANT.
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NO.
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HERE.
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JEEZ, STUART,
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TO BE NICE.
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IT'S NICOTINE GUM.
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I'M ENABLING YOUR ADDICTION,
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AND I'LL DERIVE PLEASURE
FROM WATCHING YOU SUFFER.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
WHATEVER.
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OH, YEAH!
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MMM!
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�PAUL!
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YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT'S BEEN STEALING MY GUM!
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GIVE IT BACK TO ME.
IT'S MINE.
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BEING ADDICTED
IS NOT PRETTY.
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I'M NOT ADDICTED TO IT!
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I LIKE THE FLAVOR...
AND THE ELEGANT LIFESTYLE.
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SIR,
ABOUT THIS POLICE BANQUET,
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YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT READY
TO COME BACK TO WORK?
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Mayor Winston: Absolutely.
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This media boycott has given me
the chance to focus on myself --
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to take long walks,
to write in my journal.
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But don't worry. I'm keeping
all my regular appointments.
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GOOD LUCK, TONIGHT.
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DON'T BE AFRAID
TO RUB THE THIGHS.
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I THINK I'LL JUST STICK
TO THE SPEECH.
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HOW WAS YOUR LUNCH?
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OH, INCREDIBLE.
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BESIDES BEING RICH
AND GORGEOUS,
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HE'S SWEET
AND DOWN-TO-EARTH.
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AND WE'RE GOING OUT
ON A DATE TONIGHT.
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REALLY? WHAT TIME
IS HIS MOM PICKING YOU UP?
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WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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HE'S A LITTLE YOUNG,
ISN'T HE?
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OH,
THIS COMING FROM THE GUY
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WHOSE LAST GIRLFRIEND LEFT HIM
TO DO A SEMESTER AT SEA.
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WHEN THAT BOAT GETS BACK,
SHE'LL BE A SENIOR.
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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WHO IS IT?
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Tim: IT'S TIM.
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I HOPE I'M NOT WEARING
TOO MUCH MAKEUP. MMM.
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I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
IT TOOK FOREVER TO GET A CAB.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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I DON'T KNOW
HOW I'M GONNA GET THROUGH THIS.
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YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT.
JUST KEEP IT SHORT.
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IN HIS 35 YEARS OF SERVICE,
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COMMISSIONER O'BRIEN
HAS PERFORMED
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COUNTLESS ACTS OF HEROISM
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AND HAS BEEN SHOT SEVEN TIMES.
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HERE TO EXPRESS
THE CITY'S GRATITUDE
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IS DEPUTY MAYOR
CHARLIE CRAWFORD.
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APPRECIATE IT.
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WELL, THAT WAS EASIER
THAN I THOUGHT.
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YOU GOTTA DO
MORE THAN THAT.
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GIVE HIM
A COUPLE OF COMPLIMENTS.
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IT'S AN HONOR FOR ME
TO BE HERE.
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NOT JUST TO PAY TRIBUTE
TO COMMISSIONER O'BRIEN,
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BUT TO THE BEST DAMN POLICE
OFFICERS IN THIS COUNTRY.
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DID I SAY COUNTRY?
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I MEANT IN THE � � � WORLD.
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BELIEVE ME, I'VE SPENT A LOT
OF TIME AROUND POLICE OFFICERS.
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DOES THIS LOOK FAMILIAR?
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LET'S TALK ABOUT
THIS GREAT CITY.
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[ Thinking ]
MEDIA BOYCOTT, DAY ONE.
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9:35...
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STILL NOT MISSING SPOTLIGHT.
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THINK I'LL READSOME...JAMES JOYCE.
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NO ONE'S THE WISER.
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Man:
TONIGHT POLICE
COMMISSIONER O'BRIE N
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WAS HONORED BY THE CITY.
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THE MAYOR WAS NOT AVAILABLETO PRESENT THE AWARD.
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NO, HE WAS NOT.
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Man:
HIS ABSENCE
WENT LARGELY UNNOTICED
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AS CHARLIE CRAWFORDSTOLE THE SHOW.
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[ Thinking ]
9:37...
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MISSING SPOTLIGHT.
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HEY, CHARLIE.
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DID YOU SEE THE PAPER?
YOU'RE ON THE FRONT PAGE.
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LOOK AT THAT. I AM.
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FILLING IN FOR THE MAYOR
AT THESE EVENTS IS GREAT.
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I JUST CAME FROM
THE NEW YORK FILM SOCIETY
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WHERE I MET MARTIN SCORSESE
AND
BOBBY D.
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YOU MET ROBERT DeNIRO?
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ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
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THE LINE FROM "TAXI DRIVER."
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NO, I'M ASKING YOU.
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YOUR LEFT EYE WANDERS
SOMETIMES.
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ROY FIRESTONE CALLED
FROM ESPN.
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HE'D LOVE FOR YOU
TO DO THE SHOW TONIGHT.
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OH, YES!
I LOVE THAT SHOW.
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THE MAYOR'S MEDIA BOYCOTT
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IS THE BEST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
HELLO, SIR.
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WHO YOU LOOKING AT?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK,
SIR?
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WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING,
CHARLIE.
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AS IMPORTANT
AS THIS BOYCOTT IS,
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I THINK I'VE PUT
TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON YOU.
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NO, NO.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
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I'M WILLING TO SUCK IT UP.
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FIRESTONE WANTS YOU
AT 6:00.
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YOU'RE DOING FIRESTONE?
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I COULDN'T SUBJECT YOU TO THAT.
I BETTER DO THE SHOW.
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AS SELFLESS AS THAT IS,
SIR,
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I'LL MAKE
THE GREATER SACRIFICE
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AND ALLOW YOU TO CONTINUE
THE BOYCOTT.
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THIS BOYCOTT HAS ALREADY CAUSED
ENOUGH SUFFERING.
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IT ENDS TODAY!
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DIDN'T YOU SAY
IT'S IMPORTANT FOR A MAN
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TO STICK TO HIS PRINCIPLES?
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OKAY,
YOU DO THE TELEVISION SHOW,
236
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AND THANK YOU
FOR BEING SO SELFLESS.
237
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ANYTHING FOR YOU, SIR.
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[ Thinking ]
CHARLIE DOING FIRESTONE.
239
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I'M STUCK WRITINGIN STUPID JOURNAL.
240
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SO, CAITLIN,
241
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I HEAR YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND'S
A SCI-FI GEEK.
242
00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,734
YEAH,
THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD.
243
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HEY, TIM HAPPENS TO BE
A GREAT GUY
244
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WHO HAS ONE QUIRKY INTEREST.
245
00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:17,534
IT'S NO WEIRDER THAN THE WAY
YOU OBSESS ABOUT FOOTBALL.
246
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AT LEAST FOOTBALL FANS
247
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DON'T PAINT THEIR FACES
WEIRD COLORS.
248
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AT LEAST THE PLAYERS
DON'T WEAR ODD HELMETS.
249
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FOOTBALL
IS PLAYED ON EARTH!
250
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CAITLIN, HI.
HI!
251
00:13:34,868 --> 00:13:37,400
THESE ARE FOR YOU.
252
00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:39,000
THANK YOU.
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
253
00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:40,367
LISTEN, I WAS WONDERING
254
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IF YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE DINNER
AND MAYBE SEE A SHOW.
255
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A SHOW ABOUT...OUTER SPACE?
256
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NO.
SOMETHING ON BROADWAY.
257
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IS THERE A SHOW
ABOUT OUTER SPACE?
258
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BROADWAY'S FINE.
LET'S DO THAT.
259
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AND LISTEN,
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I KNOW I CAUGHT YOU
OFF-GUARD LAST NIGHT
261
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WEARING THAT OUTFIT.
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I'M GLAD YOU SAID THAT.
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IT WAS PRESUMPTUOUS
264
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TO SHOW UP
IN MY MATING PLUMAGE.
265
00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:06,567
I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME
WITH YOU.
266
00:14:06,601 --> 00:14:07,868
OH, ME TOO.
267
00:14:07,901 --> 00:14:11,300
I COULD LISTEN TO TALK ABOUT
BACKTAR FEDERATION ALL NIGHT.
268
00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:14,567
I THINK BACKTAR
HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ANTHEM.
269
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I WAS JUST SINGING IT
IN MY CAR THIS MORNING.
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HEY, ARE YOU FREE TONIGHT?
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SURE.
WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?
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00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,501
THE CLOSING NIGHT OF THE
"GALACTIC MISSION" CONVENTION.
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OHH, IT'S OVER ALREADY?
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00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,200
YEAH, I KNOW.
IT'S A BUMMER.
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BUT WE'LL GO OUT IN STYLE.
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I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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00:14:32,234 --> 00:14:33,300
OKAY.
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00:14:38,901 --> 00:14:42,400
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU
SUCH A HUGE FAN OF SCI-FI?
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I'M NOT.
I REALLY LIKE TIM,
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AND I WANT TO SHARE
HIS INTERESTS.
281
00:14:46,367 --> 00:14:48,434
YOU KNOW,
THE WAY YOU ONLY DATE WOMEN
282
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WHO SHARE YOUR INTEREST
IN BEING NAKED.
283
00:14:50,734 --> 00:14:56,033
IT WOULD BE AWKWARD
IF I WERE THE ONLY ONE.
284
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,100
PAUL, TIME FOR
OUR WILLPOWER MEDITATIONS.
285
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QUITTING WON'T BE EASY,
BUT WE CAN TOGETHER.
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JUST A MINUTE!
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00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:16,901
COME IN.
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[ SNIFFING ]
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00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,400
YOU'VE BEEN CHEWING.
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NO.
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00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:24,200
DON'T LIE TO ME.
I CAN SMELL MINT.
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00:15:24,234 --> 00:15:27,000
YOUR BREATH, YOUR FINGERS,
YOUR CLOTHES.
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00:15:27,033 --> 00:15:29,167
PAUL,
YOU REEK OF FRESHNESS.
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IT'S GOT ME, MAN.
IT'S CALLING ME.
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�PAUL!
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YOU CAN DO THIS.
297
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,567
TOGETHER WE CAN BEAT
THIS DEMON.
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AFTER THIS CIGARETTE...
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00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:43,100
ONE MORE
AND THEN WE BEAT THE DEMON.
300
00:15:57,334 --> 00:16:00,400
WE HAVE A CRYON HOTTIE
IN VECTOR 12.
301
00:16:01,934 --> 00:16:05,067
UH, ARE YOU ENTERING
THE ATMOSPHERE RIGHT NOW?
302
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,901
'CAUSE YOU ARE BURNING UP.
303
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:12,534
BENGAT�!
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00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:14,033
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
305
00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:16,834
LISTEN, I'VE GOT A BIG SURPRISE
FOR YOU.
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00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:18,100
REALLY?
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00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:19,534
FOR THE CLOSING CEREMONY
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00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:21,801
YOU ARE SINGING
THE BACKTARIAN ANTHEM.
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00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:24,868
YOU SEEMED SO SAD THAT
THIS WAS THE LAST NIGHT.
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I THOUGHT
IT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP.
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00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:30,901
OH!
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00:16:30,934 --> 00:16:32,300
A THOUSAND KREMNOIDS.
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STUART -- STUART!
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YOU'RE A SCI-FI GEEK?
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00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,601
ME? NO.
316
00:16:38,634 --> 00:16:41,634
I JUST COME HERE TO MEET
HOT ALIEN CHICKS.
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00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,868
ZELGANTS NEED A MALE
AND TWO FEMALES TO MATE,
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AND A LOT OF THESE WOMEN
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TAKE THIS STUFF
VERY SERIOUSLY.
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STUART,
YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME.
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00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:55,968
TIM HAS ARRANGED FOR ME
TO SING THE BACKTARIAN ANTHEM.
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AH, SO BEAUTIFUL.
I CAN'T WAIT.
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00:16:57,801 --> 00:17:00,133
BUT I DON'T KNOW IT
AND I CAN'T TELL HIM THAT
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00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:01,934
SO YOU'VE GOTTA TEACH IT
TO ME.
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00:17:01,968 --> 00:17:03,334
OKAY. OKAY.
326
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:06,300
IT INVOLVES A NUMBER
OF ELABORATE HAND GESTURES.
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00:17:06,334 --> 00:17:07,801
AND THERE ARE NO LYRICS.
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00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:10,234
IT'S BASICALLY
A SERIES OF SHRILL NOISES
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00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:12,367
THAT SOUND KIND
OF LIKE, WELL...
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00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,868
DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME
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00:17:13,901 --> 00:17:16,467
PAUL TRIED TO HURDLE
THAT PARKING METER?
332
00:17:21,701 --> 00:17:23,868
WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
I'M ROY FIRESTONE.
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00:17:23,901 --> 00:17:26,334
WE'RE HERE TO DISCUSS
NEW YORK SPORTS AND POLITICS
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WITH DEPUTY MAYOR
CHARLIE CRAWFORD.
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WELCOME, CHARLIE.
THANKS, ROY.
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00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:33,734
WELL, CHARLIE, YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY
MADE QUITE A SPLASH
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IN THE MEDIA LATELY.
338
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WELL, FOR ME, ROY,
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WORK,
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00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:39,834
NOT THE GLITZY LIFESTYLE.
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00:17:39,868 --> 00:17:43,701
I WAS SAYING THE SAME THING
THIS MORNING TO MARTY SCORSESE.
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00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:46,300
ANY THOUGHTS
ON THE MAYOR'S BOYCOTT?
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00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:49,100
WELL, TO HIM
IT'S A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE.
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00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:52,300
THIS IS NOT A MAN
WHO BELONGS IN THE SPOTLIGHT.
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00:17:52,334 --> 00:17:54,534
Mayor Winston:
HEY, EVERYBODY.
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00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:57,133
THIS IS --
THIS IS A SURPRISE.
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00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:59,834
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK.
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00:17:59,868 --> 00:18:01,968
NICE TO SEE YOU.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
348
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,934
I WAS JUST
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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00:18:03,968 --> 00:18:06,133
YOU WERE IN BRISTOL,
CONNECTICUT.
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00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:07,400
WOULD YOU JOIN US?
351
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:10,534
WELL,
I'M A BUSY, BUSY, BUSY MAN.
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00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:11,534
YEAH.
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00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:14,000
OKAY,
LET'S DO THAT.
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00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:16,701
I HAVE TO ASK YOU
ABOUT YOUR EX-WIFE'S BOOK.
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00:18:16,734 --> 00:18:19,801
THAT'S ONE SUBJECT
I REFUSE TO TALK ABOUT.
356
00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:21,434
I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.
357
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,267
CHARLIE, LET'S TALK
ABOUT YOUR FOOTBALL CAREER.
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00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:27,167
I UNDERSTAND YOU WERE
QUITE A STAR IN HIGH SCHOOL.
359
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,467
I ONCE PLAYED AN ALL-STAR GAME
WITH EMMITT SMITH.
360
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:33,801
I ONCE WAS AT A COCKTAIL PARTY
WITH EMMA THOMPSON.
361
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:37,167
WE DID HAVE EMMITT SMITH
ON OUR SHOW LAST WEEK --
362
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,133
HE WAS TELLING ME
THE FUNNIEST STORY --
363
00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:44,033
ACCORDING TO MY WIFE'S BOOK,
I'M NOT GOOD IN BED.
364
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:48,300
SO, UH, SO MAYBE YOU WANT TO
TALK ABOUT THIS BOOK.
365
00:18:48,334 --> 00:18:50,234
IF THAT'S WHAT
THEY WANT TO HEAR.
366
00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:51,667
[ APPLAUSE ]
367
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:54,634
LET'S TALK ABOUT ME
AT THE POLICE BANQUET.
368
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,434
THE PEOPLE
MIGHT FIND THAT INTERESTING.
369
00:18:57,467 --> 00:19:00,767
NOT AS INTERESTING
AS MY ADDICTION TO PAINKILLERS
370
00:19:00,801 --> 00:19:01,934
IN THE '70s.
371
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:07,300
WHEN YOU SING THE ANTHEM,
DON'T FORGET TO DO THE GESTURES.
372
00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:09,200
IF YOU'RE SETTING ME UP
TO LOOK LIKE A FOOL...
373
00:19:09,234 --> 00:19:11,467
WHY WOULD I WANT TO?
374
00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:12,634
WHY WOULD YOU TELL PAUL
375
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:14,567
THE GOVERNOR'S BALL
WAS A TOGA PARTY?
376
00:19:14,601 --> 00:19:16,801
CAITLIN, ARE YOU READY?
377
00:19:18,634 --> 00:19:21,601
GUESS YOU'LL
JUST HAVE TO TRUST ME.
378
00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:25,601
INTERGALACTIC COMRADES...
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00:19:25,634 --> 00:19:28,734
PLEASE WELCOME A NEW MEMBER
TO OUR CREW --
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00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:31,067
LIEUTENANT CAITLIN MOORE.
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[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
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* AAH AAH
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* AAH AAH AAH AAH
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00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:45,100
* AAH AAH AAH AAH
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* AAH AAH AAH AAH
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* AAH AAH
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* AAH AAH
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00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:53,133
* AAAAAH
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AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH!
390
00:19:57,634 --> 00:19:58,133
AAH! AAH!
391
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,300
She's a keeper.
392
00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:11,267
CHARLIE...
393
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:14,734
I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR
AMBUSHING YOU ON THAT SHOW.
394
00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:18,234
I DIDN'T WANT TO ADMIT IT,
BUT I -- I DON'T KNOW --
395
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:20,100
I REALLY MISS THE ATTENTION.
396
00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:23,467
TO BE HONEST, I STARTED
FEELING JEALOUS OF YOU.
397
00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:24,901
I KNOW, SIR.
398
00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:26,434
I WAS THAT TRANSPARENT?
399
00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:30,133
NO.
I FOUND YOUR JOURNAL.
400
00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:33,267
BY THE WAY,
THAT DREAM ABOUT YOUR MOTHER --
401
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,567
YOU MIGHT WANT TO
TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT THAT.
402
00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:39,734
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
WELL, WHAT HAPPENED WAS --
403
00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:42,067
NOT ME, SIR.
404
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,834
I REALLY ENJOYED BEING
IN THE SPOTLIGHT.
405
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,667
DON'T WORRY, CHARLIE.
YOUR TIME WILL COME.
406
00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:49,501
A BIT OF ADVICE --
407
00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:51,434
TRY TO STAY GROUNDED.
408
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:54,367
MR. MAYOR, MY PHONE'S
BEEN RINGING OFF THE HOOK.
409
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,000
I GOT 30 REPORTERS
WHO WANT TO TALK TO YOU
410
00:20:57,033 --> 00:20:58,634
ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL PROBLEMS.
411
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:01,968
I'M BACK, BABY.
412
00:21:07,234 --> 00:21:09,067
HI, CAITLIN.
413
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,868
STUART TELLS ME TIM MADE
YOU SING AN ALIEN ANTHEM
414
00:21:11,901 --> 00:21:13,901
AT THE SCIENCE-FICTION
CONVENTION.
415
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:19,000
YOUR LIFE'S
REALLY COMING TOGETHER.
416
00:21:19,033 --> 00:21:20,801
HEY, I HAD FUN,
417
00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:23,801
AND I AM NOT GONNA LET YOU
RAIN ON MY PARADE.
418
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:26,501
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
TIM'S TAKING ME DANCING.
419
00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:27,801
GOTTA BENGAT�.
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00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:33,067
- [MAN] SIT, UBU, SIT. GOOD DOG.
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