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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:27,856 I guess everybody else is dead. 2 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:30,252 Which means we're totally outnumbered. 3 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:33,163 We gotta make up for that in pure firepower. 4 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:35,326 You want to raid the feeding area, don't you? 5 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:36,869 Two boxes of grenades in there. 6 00:00:36,936 --> 00:00:39,404 It's our only chance at getting out. 7 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:42,536 Vince, that place is a deathtrap. 8 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:45,440 Lucky for you I've got the megablaster. 9 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:50,074 Lee, you go right, Roy, straight down the middle. 10 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:52,050 I'll cover you both. 11 00:00:57,123 --> 00:01:00,183 One, two, three. 12 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:08,992 Where's that cover fire? 13 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:12,935 Megablaster, dude, megablaster! 14 00:01:18,678 --> 00:01:19,702 What the hell? 15 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:22,577 Got it. Vince, where are you? 16 00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:25,946 I can't get them off of me. 17 00:01:28,988 --> 00:01:31,456 Vince, you d-bag, where are you? 18 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:35,153 Damn it! Damn it! 19 00:01:35,895 --> 00:01:37,419 Damn it, Vince. 20 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,690 That blood look funny to you? 21 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,293 Still working on it. The code's a little janky. 22 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:48,069 Hey, boss, you just like watching us get our asses shredded? 23 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:49,438 Yeah, not that you're not hilarious, 24 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:52,637 but we hit the shelves in three months. 25 00:01:54,547 --> 00:01:55,946 Vince? 26 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,915 Vince, what's wrong? 27 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:04,656 My hands, they're on fire. 28 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,988 Your NCV test was normal. Rules out carpal tunnel. 29 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:49,762 No evidence of trauma, your blood work looks normal. 30 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,827 Then what is it? I don't know. 31 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,532 I'll arrange to have you transferred to a neurologist. 32 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:56,370 A neurologist? Don't you have some famous diagnostics guy? 33 00:02:56,442 --> 00:02:57,500 What's he doing? 34 00:02:58,511 --> 00:02:59,808 I quit. 35 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,086 You can't quit. 36 00:03:09,155 --> 00:03:11,123 I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal. 37 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,180 House, are you okay? 38 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:14,954 Yeah. And I want to stay that way. 39 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,290 I talked it over with my therapist. 40 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,387 I need to change my environment, my habits. 41 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:20,364 But he cleared you to get your license back. 42 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:23,027 Which will help immensely with my new job in research. 43 00:03:23,102 --> 00:03:26,731 I've sent out some resumes. Research means no patients, less pressure. 44 00:03:26,806 --> 00:03:30,264 But you just got out, have you had enough time to think this through? 45 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:34,877 I'm sorry. 46 00:03:36,015 --> 00:03:38,449 I know this will affect both of you, 47 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:41,544 and Thirteen, and the one with the nose. 48 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,819 But I just can't risk coming back here. 49 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,227 Okay. 50 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:04,273 That was surprising. 51 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:12,547 I want to run the department. 52 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:16,511 You consider waiting until House clears the lobby 53 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,284 before you start angling for his job? 54 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:19,882 He's not dead or sentimental, 55 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:21,221 and somebody needs to do it. 56 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:22,955 Not necessarily. 57 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:25,493 Departments of diagnostic medicine don't exist. 58 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:28,193 The only reason we have one is because of House. 59 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,499 You reassigned us, kept us on payroll for three months, 60 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:32,765 you might as well give me a chance. 61 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:33,965 You're a great doctor, 62 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:38,443 I want you to stay on in Neuro, but House was a genius. 63 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:42,140 House was an egotistical, pill-popping, lawsuit magnet. 64 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:44,510 And a genius. 65 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:48,680 And I worked with him longer than anybody else. I can do this. 66 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:56,556 You get one shot. 67 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:02,025 What's House gonna do? 68 00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:03,830 No idea, but he's gone, 69 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:06,098 so how about we focus on the medicine? 70 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:08,471 What? 71 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:10,406 You're the boss, it's kind of sexy. 72 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:12,811 Here I thought it was just the pants. 73 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:14,335 Diabetic neuropathy? 74 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:16,609 HbA1c looks fine. 75 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:19,184 Could be hypothyroidism. 76 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:21,083 No fatigue or weight gain. 77 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,985 What about complex regional pain syndrome? 78 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,819 That's a good idea. Let's run with it. 79 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:26,950 Look at that. No House, the job still gets done. 80 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:28,186 And yet, something's missing. 81 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:30,923 I'm short, he's black, you're gay-ish. 82 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,089 That's it. 83 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:35,657 Treat for CRPS. Prep the patient for spinal stimulation. 84 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:40,396 I don't buy it. 85 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:41,906 CRPS isn't that well understood, but... 86 00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:44,772 I think it's mercury poisoning. I eat a ton of sushi. 87 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,209 And you're currently getting mixed reviews 88 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:49,874 in Speed the Plow on Broadway? Google it. 89 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:51,211 It's pretty hard to consume enough fish 90 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:52,649 to give yourself mercury poisoning, 91 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:54,778 and it doesn't usually present solely with pain. 92 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,914 But it can. Check out the Atlantic Medical Journal. 93 00:05:57,990 --> 00:05:59,514 This guy came in with burning pain 94 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:02,993 caused by Erythromelalgia 95 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:04,188 caused by mercury poisoning. 96 00:06:04,263 --> 00:06:05,890 Who needs actual doctors when you've got the Internet? 97 00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:07,626 No offense, but doctors make mistakes. 98 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,463 Medical errors are up 30% this year. 99 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,366 You should check the rate of patient error. 100 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,369 There's a ton of information out there. 101 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,000 Why wouldn't I educate myself, be my own advocate? 102 00:06:17,076 --> 00:06:18,634 CRPS came up in my search, too, 103 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,372 but I've never had any skin discoloration, 104 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:22,573 and my pain is sporadic, not constant. 105 00:06:23,816 --> 00:06:26,683 It's gotta be worth one lousy blood test. 106 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,180 You know how House feels 107 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,587 about people touching his ball. 108 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:06,249 No, Chase refuses to tell me. 109 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,157 Right, my husband's gay. Witty. 110 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:11,821 I hear you're taking over for House. 111 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,895 You're gonna be great. Congratulations. 112 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:16,624 Not permanent. 113 00:07:16,702 --> 00:07:19,569 Yet. Taub and Thirteen cool with it? 114 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:21,766 He's older than you. She's seen you naked. 115 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:24,002 Not like we haven't been working together for two years now. 116 00:07:24,076 --> 00:07:27,136 Working with is different than working for. 117 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,881 You saw House, how was he? 118 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,942 He was good. 119 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:37,649 He was honest, took responsibility. It was kind of weird. 120 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:42,620 Is Thirteen around? I need her to sign off on her ER transfer. 121 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:45,220 She and Taub are doing a spinal stimulation. 122 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,424 No, they're not. 123 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:48,831 I just dropped a patient in the cath suite, 124 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:51,392 and your guys were not in there. 125 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:57,667 You know, usually, spinal stimulation 126 00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:59,267 is done with the patient in the room. 127 00:07:59,345 --> 00:08:01,404 He asked us to test his blood for mercury. 128 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,244 It's unlikely, but not impossible. 129 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,578 It's also not what we agreed on. 130 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,379 Testing doesn't hurt, and it only takes 20 minutes. 131 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:07,510 I figured it didn't matter. 132 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:10,147 I'm thinking I should decide when it matters. 133 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:13,021 If you're done marking your territory... 134 00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:17,859 Test results. Surprise, surprise, Marcus Webly was wrong. 135 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:20,560 I'll handle this. 136 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:26,936 You expected not to have mixed feelings? 137 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:30,735 I know it's the right call. 138 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:35,047 I just don't know what to do with my time, and my leg. 139 00:08:35,114 --> 00:08:37,082 Pain's flared up since I left Mayfield. 140 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:39,947 Ibuprofen's barely putting a dent in it. 141 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:41,810 You need a hobby. 142 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:44,288 Right. Doctors the world over treat chronic pain 143 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,847 with collections of Hummel figurines. 144 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:47,859 No, I didn't say you need a lame hobby. 145 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:51,693 You need something to keep you engaged, connected to other people. 146 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:53,664 You already made me get a roommate. 147 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:54,893 Wilson's got one bedroom. 148 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:58,027 I don't think we can get any more connected without unzipping. 149 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:01,096 Okay. So what does Wilson like to do? 150 00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:08,379 Vince, I'm Dr. Foreman, Head of Diagnostics. 151 00:09:08,447 --> 00:09:10,711 So you must be the genius's replacement. 152 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:13,513 I prefer to think of myself as Genius 2.0. 153 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:15,213 Your blood test ruled out mercury poisoning. 154 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,017 What was my mercury level? Two-point-eight. 155 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:18,181 That means for every deciliter of blood... 156 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:20,589 I know what it means. I also know it's above normal. 157 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,787 I want mercury chelation. 158 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:25,092 Your level isn't elevated enough to produce your symptoms. 159 00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:28,224 You can't know that until we de-elevate it and see if my pain improves. 160 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:29,791 It's a judgment call. 161 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:32,099 Based on 10 years of medical training? 162 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:34,901 I think you have CRPS. I want to try spinal stimulation. 163 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:40,037 So, basically, you want to shove a needle in my spine based on a glorified hunch. 164 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:42,171 I'll stick with the chelation. 165 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:47,717 If you don't want to get better, I think we're done. 166 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:50,085 What do you mean "done"? 167 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:52,124 You're not interested in my medical opinion. 168 00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:53,624 I'll move on to my next patient, 169 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:54,819 you'll move on to a doctor 170 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:56,589 willing to run all the unnecessary tests 171 00:09:56,662 --> 00:10:00,564 and procedures you want. Or you can stick around and be cured. 172 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:04,226 Makes no difference to me. 173 00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:08,536 I'm glad you changed your mind. 174 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:10,168 Don't know about that. 175 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:13,006 Dr. Foreman basically strong-armed me. 176 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:14,869 Which is impressive. 177 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,211 Stimulating at 100 hertz. 178 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,775 Guess you found him a little more persuasive than the two of us. 179 00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:22,684 Probably the pants. 180 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,313 He reminds me of me. 181 00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:26,983 Is it supposed to hurt? 182 00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:28,356 Not if we're in correctly. 183 00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:30,224 Is it your hands? Your back? 184 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,854 No, my chest. 185 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:34,829 Can't breathe. 186 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,595 Heart rate's 140, climbing. 187 00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:38,330 You need to hold still. 188 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:40,463 What did you do? 189 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:43,731 Deep breaths. 190 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:48,543 His lungs are filling with fluid. 191 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:54,312 Analysis of the fluid from Vince's lungs shows the lung problem 192 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,718 is really a heart problem. 193 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,756 He's got a thickened left ventricle. 194 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,415 When his heart sped up during the procedure, 195 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,984 it jacked up the pressure in his lungs, causing pulmonary edema. 196 00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:05,257 Good thing I talked the patient into spinal stimulation. 197 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,322 It did lead us to discovering a new symptom, 198 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,163 and proved he was wrong about mercury poisoning. 199 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:10,668 We lucked into that discovery, 200 00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:12,966 and we were wrong about CRPS. 201 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:16,470 Ventricular thickening plus neuropathy could equal Lyme disease. 202 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:17,770 Not without joint pain. 203 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,811 When's his new game coming out? 204 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:20,903 Couple of months. 205 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,038 He's probably working non-stop. 206 00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:24,014 Might be using more than coffee to power through. 207 00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:25,880 Cocaine use explains his symptoms. 208 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:27,714 So we search his office for drugs. 209 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,153 No. We're gonna ask him. 210 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:37,996 In a lot of ways, cooking is like music. 211 00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:41,660 Different elements combine to make a symphony. 212 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:44,162 Difference is that Beethoven's Fifth 213 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,431 isn't going to be poop tomorrow. 214 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:47,938 What was my one condition 215 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:49,998 for allowing you to tag along? 216 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,668 Try not to be a jerk. 217 00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,939 I'm trying. I'm just failing. 218 00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:57,745 Roll your meatballs and keep an open mind. 219 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,420 How hard are you trying not to make a ball joke right now? 220 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,117 They're smoking. 221 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:08,725 Your balls. 222 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:10,091 Oh. 223 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:12,392 No, no. They're browning way too fast. 224 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,057 Blue's the color you gotta watch out for. 225 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,657 Enough. 226 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,636 God, they're... They're still raw inside. 227 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:20,695 By the time they're cooked through, the outside will be burnt. 228 00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:23,765 I think there's a medicated powder for that. 229 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,612 Although, vinegar could work. 230 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,974 My old chem prof talked about 231 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,211 theoretically you shouldn't trust 232 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,276 the results of a hemoglobin A1C test 233 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:37,754 on a chronically acidotic patient. 234 00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,991 The acid in the blood slows the reaction 235 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:43,085 between the hemoglobin protein and blood sugar. 236 00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:45,096 Browning meat is the same chemical process, 237 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:48,895 which means it should also be slowed by acid. 238 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,959 That actually makes sense. 239 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:54,600 You might have saved my balls. 240 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:56,334 That's the spirit! 241 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,301 Obviously the procedure didn't go as planned. 242 00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:01,710 The heart problem was unforeseeable, 243 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,339 but I still feel responsible. 244 00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:04,404 I'm sorry. 245 00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:05,643 Okay. 246 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:08,414 How long have you guys been doing it? 247 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,622 I think it's best if we kept things professional. 248 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:12,816 Tough to do, now that I've seen 249 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,484 you rock a leopard-print bikini. 250 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,858 Congrats, by the way. Up top. 251 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:19,625 You hacked my profile page? 252 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:21,563 Your treatment nearly gave me a heart attack. 253 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:24,135 Figured I'd check if you had the credentials to go with the cojones, 254 00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:25,295 one search led to another. 255 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:26,497 Is there a shot of just her? 256 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:27,800 I'm thinking screensaver. 257 00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:29,500 We need to know if you've been using cocaine. 258 00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:31,634 Nope. Dude, you just block everybody 259 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,041 or do you really only have three friends? 260 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,739 We need you to be straight with us. 261 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,248 We need to be able to trust you. 262 00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:40,915 I cleaned up my act 12 years ago, 263 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:42,817 after my college roommate OD'd. 264 00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,053 Okay. 265 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,191 Search his office. 266 00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:57,292 You think he was lying? 267 00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:58,927 No, but I'm not sure. 268 00:13:59,004 --> 00:13:59,993 It was worth asking. 269 00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,562 If he'd said yes, it would've saved us a trip. 270 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,301 But he didn't. 271 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,407 You have to forget about him. 272 00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:08,503 The patient? House. 273 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,105 First you try acting like him, 274 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,241 that doesn't work, so then you try the opposite. 275 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,412 Now you're mad because you have to use his move. 276 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,989 I feel like Tom Brady's backup. 277 00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:20,753 Tom Brady's backup now makes $10 million. 278 00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:24,159 Stop comparing. You can do this by being you. 279 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:28,327 We should still check out his office, talk to his co-workers. 280 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,389 I'll get Taub. 281 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:30,457 And 282 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,832 thanks. 283 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:35,797 Oh. And dinner tonight at 7:00. 284 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:36,899 Can we make it 8:00? 285 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,035 Already made a reservation for 7:00. 286 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,348 Hi. 287 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:46,577 I'm making gnocchi. 288 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:54,055 Oh, I didn't mean to intrude, I just... 289 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,686 Cecile's in my cooking class. 290 00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:57,820 She doesn't speak English. 291 00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:07,430 You bake the potatoes instead of boiling. 292 00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:10,600 Less moisture, fewer gluten bonds, lighter gnocchi. 293 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:11,836 You seem good. 294 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,037 Feeling better. 295 00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,011 House. 296 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,917 I need to talk to you about your leaving the hospital. 297 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:25,548 I do love a good groveling, but my decision is final. 298 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:28,787 That's fine, as long as I'm not the reason for it. 299 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,488 I know that sounds completely narcissistic. 300 00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:32,154 Yeah. 301 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:37,960 But it's not. We flirted, we kissed, I fondled. 302 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,032 I hallucinated a night with you 303 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,573 and yelled it from a hospital balcony. 304 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:44,541 You're not a narcissist. 305 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,105 So what am I? 306 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:48,305 Not the reason I'm leaving. 307 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,349 House. 308 00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,852 I'm gonna miss you. 309 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:02,491 Lady, either kiss him or leave. We got work to do. 310 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,786 You just couldn't keep your trap shut. 311 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:06,990 Make the damn gnocchi. 312 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,124 Bye. 313 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:17,400 I guess you're not in a hurry 314 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,103 to get back to the office. 315 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:20,202 And you are? 316 00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:28,845 I'm not trying to avoid my boyfriend. 317 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,655 I'm a lizard, not an idiot. 318 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,213 You've been in a crappy mood 319 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,384 since we got in the car. 320 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,020 And you're completely okay with being ordered around by someone 321 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:40,190 who 24 hours ago was basically your equal? 322 00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:42,995 Unlike you, I didn't expect anything different. 323 00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:45,662 The work part I can get used to. 324 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:49,538 He didn't ask me to go to dinner, he told me we were going. 325 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,274 He's never done that before. 326 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,370 So even the score. Go home tonight, 327 00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,142 put on some heels and break him like a pony. 328 00:16:57,216 --> 00:17:00,481 You'll feel much better. What? 329 00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:06,119 That's one big-ass bird. 330 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:16,024 Wow. That's kind of amazing, 331 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,296 the way the wings move, it's so real. 332 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,201 Get them off me! 333 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,965 I know what's wrong with the patient. 334 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,907 I'm going to call Foreman. 335 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,369 A little help. 336 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,148 Your partner said you studied birds 337 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,547 to improve the game animation. 338 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,643 Did you touch them? Can't dissect without touching. 339 00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:36,084 It's the best way to understand the anatomy. 340 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:39,318 It's also a good way to contract an infection called psittacosis. 341 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,951 We spoke to Dr. Foreman, he wants to start you on antibiotics. 342 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:46,327 Does that infection cause problems in the joystick area? 343 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,831 Kind of stuck in play mode. 344 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,733 Yes, we get it. She's very, very pretty. 345 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,601 It's not her. I mean, it was, 346 00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:55,833 when she was here with her boyfriend three hours ago. 347 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,908 You've had an erection for three hours? 348 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:01,573 At first, it was just embarrassing, 349 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,114 but now it's really starting to hurt. 350 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,376 Will the antibiotics help? 351 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,510 I'm afraid not. This isn't psittacosis. 352 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,284 His erection persisted even with medication. 353 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:14,791 We had to put in a surgical shunt 354 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,088 just to drain the blood. 355 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:19,460 You missed dinner. And a shunt doesn't require both of you. 356 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:23,228 I'm dedicated. So, the holy trinity, heart, hands, hose. 357 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,326 Could be Guillain-Barre. 358 00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:27,031 Not with normal nerve conduction. 359 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,463 Thrombocytosis. 360 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,303 His platelet count isn't that high. 361 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:31,569 Brain tumor makes more sense. 362 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:38,610 I'm sorry, I just realized. Joint pain and joint pain. 363 00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:40,844 Honest, I wasn't laughing 364 00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:44,047 because of the obvious tension between the two of you. 365 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:48,156 Erection points to a circulatory problem. I'm with Foreman. 366 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,660 It is possible for a brain tumor to cause... 367 00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:52,993 We're going with thrombocytosis. 368 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:54,659 Okay. 369 00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,500 You're mad I didn't ask you to dinner? 370 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:00,970 How long have we been dating? 371 00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,165 It felt like an order. 372 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,265 Your tone of voice was... 373 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:04,331 My tone? 374 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:05,433 I'm under a little pressure right now. 375 00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:06,569 How about giving me a break? 376 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,306 Look, this is tough for both of us, 377 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,245 except I haven't just gotten a promotion. 378 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,183 So, now you're jealous? 379 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,151 No. I'm just saying don't complain 380 00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:16,744 about the burdens of command to your employees. 381 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,484 I was complaining to my girlfriend. 382 00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:21,787 Who are those guys? 383 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,760 I have no idea. 384 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:30,662 Meet the competition. 385 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,102 Steve Paulson, Neurology, St. Mark's. 386 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,161 Nice to meet you. 387 00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:35,263 You called another doctor? 388 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:38,207 Lots of other doctors. I posted my symptoms on the Internet. 389 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,438 You guys are 0-for-2. I thought I'd look for some backup. 390 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,140 I can cure all your symptoms with my papaya toxin cleanse. 391 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:45,547 Month's supply, $395. 392 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,943 Okay, that guy's an idiot. That doesn't mean they all are. 393 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,488 Neither one of you have privileges at this hospital, 394 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,990 please leave. Now. 395 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,619 Dr. Foreman, sorry for the intrusion, 396 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,323 but I notice you haven't done a head MRI yet. 397 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:00,422 Because he doesn't need one. 398 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,057 I'm pretty sure he's got a brain tumor. 399 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:05,297 We considered that and concluded thrombocytosis is more likely. 400 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,837 I'm starting him on hydroxyurea. 401 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:09,533 His platelets don't seem anywhere near high enough. 402 00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:10,632 If you took an image, I'm sure... 403 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,472 There are no signs of increased ICP. 404 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,512 I'm not delaying treatment. Looks like we need a tiebreaker. 405 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,810 Dr. Hadley, what do you think? 406 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:21,042 I think both theories have merit. 407 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:25,078 So, brain tumor, otherwise you'd back your bosslboyfriend. 408 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,749 I want an MRI. 409 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,258 Fine. I'll set it up. 410 00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:42,302 Great, you're up. I need a taster. 411 00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:46,633 Ragu with pork sausage, beef thigh, no cream. 412 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,977 It's a little early. 413 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,849 Did you even go to bed last night? 414 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,621 Bed is for sissies. 415 00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:05,288 Unless you're having sex, in which case... 416 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:07,127 No, bed is still for sissies. 417 00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:10,168 Doesn't this seem a little bit obsessive? 418 00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,362 You should have been here when I was butchering the ox. 419 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,631 What do you expect? I'm an addict, 420 00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:14,831 I turn everything up to 11. 421 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:17,397 Yeah, I thought you were trying to tone that down. 422 00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,876 No, I'm just trying to find something I can set at 11 423 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,435 without blowing out my eardrums. 424 00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,378 Star anise with the caramelized onions, 425 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:26,576 the sulfur compounds bring out the meat flavor. 426 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,215 I couldn't sleep because of my leg. 427 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:36,284 It was either make ragu or go out on the street looking to score. 428 00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:44,499 Good choice. So, so good. 429 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:54,505 He asked me a question, I answered. 430 00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:56,046 You told me to make my own decisions, 431 00:21:56,114 --> 00:21:57,479 I do, and you stab me in the back. 432 00:21:57,549 --> 00:21:58,880 I didn't even say what I really thought. 433 00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:01,214 I hedged, and I don't like that I hedged. 434 00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:02,344 If I have a legitimate opinion... 435 00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:04,252 You express it in private. 436 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,791 In public, the team opinion is your opinion. 437 00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:09,656 Except the team opinion is your opinion. 438 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,620 That's my job. And what's mine? 439 00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:14,393 To lie when I'm asked a direct question? 440 00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:17,158 You would have done it for House. 441 00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:19,135 Maybe you just don't want me to succeed. 442 00:22:19,204 --> 00:22:21,434 Maybe you just want to kick me again 443 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,474 for not asking you to dinner. 444 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:26,409 At least when House was being an unbelievable jerk, 445 00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,241 I could talk to my boyfriend about it. 446 00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:31,908 I may be a jerk, but you're wrong. MRI is clean. 447 00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:35,411 Treat for thrombocytosis. 448 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,628 You're early. 449 00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:47,159 For what? 450 00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:50,292 I knew you'd show up here complaining about Foreman. 451 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,167 I thought you'd hold out for another week at least. 452 00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:55,331 I showed up to ask if you've seen thromobocytosis 453 00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:56,499 with a platelet count under... 454 00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:59,544 I went crazy, not stupid. 455 00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:02,876 I leave, Foreman embraces his inner Mugabe. 456 00:23:03,815 --> 00:23:04,804 What's that? 457 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:07,078 Embryonali. Unhatched chicken egg. 458 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,653 I'm going to suck out some of the yolk and replace it with ragu. 459 00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:14,248 By the way, you can tell the other lepers 460 00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:15,816 that their absence has been noted. 461 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,020 Cameron didn't come by? 462 00:23:17,095 --> 00:23:20,189 Daddy's little co-dependent is all grown up. 463 00:23:20,932 --> 00:23:24,333 Making room for Daddy's hot bisexual with boyfriend problems. 464 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,530 It's not a problem, it's... 465 00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:31,101 Okay, it's a problem. 466 00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:35,510 I mean, I get it, the patient's a nightmare. He posted his case online. 467 00:23:35,947 --> 00:23:38,381 You know Foreman, you know the situation. 468 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:40,543 How can I get him to tone it down? 469 00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:42,143 Stop being a coward, for one thing. 470 00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:43,482 He's the one who's afraid of failure. 471 00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:46,080 In a job that no one before me has ever done. 472 00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:48,149 His fears are justified. 473 00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:50,353 You're just afraid of giving him control over you. 474 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,453 Which might work at home, 475 00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:53,691 but makes it almost impossible for him to do his job. 476 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,665 Pass me those crackers. 477 00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:59,134 You're saying this is all my fault? 478 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,604 I'm saying 479 00:24:01,673 --> 00:24:04,699 that you would be happier if you learned when it's okay to give in. 480 00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:08,036 What? 481 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:11,742 You just suggested that I give in so that I could be happy. 482 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:13,948 What did they do to you in there? 483 00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:15,213 Taste this. 484 00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:28,465 Oh, my God. 485 00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:34,728 This might be the best thing I've ever eaten. 486 00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:39,008 And, yes, I'm including what you're thinking of now. 487 00:24:39,077 --> 00:24:41,068 You're an amazing cook! 488 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:43,642 I know. 489 00:24:46,384 --> 00:24:48,318 And yet, my leg hurts. 490 00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:51,813 Fire her. 491 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:52,879 I'm not gonna fire her. 492 00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:54,016 Then stop being such a wuss. 493 00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:55,218 I am not being a wuss. 494 00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:57,386 Challenging you is part of her job. 495 00:24:57,462 --> 00:24:59,225 But when she does it, you take it personally. 496 00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:00,855 So you're saying this is my fault. 497 00:25:02,033 --> 00:25:04,433 I was trying to bury it a little, but, yeah. 498 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,233 You gotta eliminate either the challenge or the reaction. 499 00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:09,637 Or we could stick with my original plan. 500 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:11,972 We get drunk and talk about how girls are lame. 501 00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:16,307 Yeah, this problem will go away on its own. 502 00:25:25,657 --> 00:25:27,522 It's 8:00 in the morning. 503 00:25:27,592 --> 00:25:28,752 Coffee ice cream. 504 00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:32,529 No frittata, no bombolini? 505 00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:34,155 Started thinking about what you said, 506 00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:37,793 about me obsessing. Started obsessing about obsessing, 507 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:38,995 decided to take a day off. 508 00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:41,334 You were enjoying cooking. 509 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:44,137 How like a man to think that I enjoy 510 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,767 slaving over a hot stove all day 511 00:25:45,844 --> 00:25:47,436 while you're off banging secretaries. 512 00:25:47,512 --> 00:25:49,776 You said it was keeping your mind off the pain. 513 00:25:49,848 --> 00:25:53,545 That was before I discovered The Biggest Loser marathon on cable. 514 00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:56,382 I like to pretend they can see me eating. 515 00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:58,848 And your leg? 516 00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:00,016 It's fine. 517 00:26:04,863 --> 00:26:06,660 My leg's killing me. 518 00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:09,156 Cooking helped for a while, 519 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:10,724 then I guess I got bored. 520 00:26:10,802 --> 00:26:12,292 My leg started hurting again. 521 00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:14,838 Then I got worried, and that made the pain worse. 522 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,703 What are you worried about? 523 00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:18,640 That nothing's gonna help. 524 00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:21,679 That I end up in the Very Dark Place. 525 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:27,479 I'm fine, I'm just not happy. 526 00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:29,144 I didn't let you out because you were happy. 527 00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:30,414 I let you out because I believe 528 00:26:30,488 --> 00:26:32,513 you have the skills to cope with that. 529 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:35,958 You tried one thing, it didn't work, so move on. 530 00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:38,554 Write, play chess... 531 00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:39,654 What if nothing works? 532 00:26:39,731 --> 00:26:41,426 What if nothing gives me more than a few days 533 00:26:41,499 --> 00:26:43,626 before my brain starts looking for the next fix, 534 00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:46,728 before my leg feels like someone's shoving nails into it. 535 00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:48,864 What do I do then? 536 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:52,273 If nothing in the world can hold your interest, 537 00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:55,345 we'll deal with that when we get to it. 538 00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:58,780 But you have to trust me, and you have to be patient. 539 00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:06,056 I brought you a donut. 540 00:27:06,992 --> 00:27:08,960 The florist was closed. 541 00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:12,262 I'll get a vase and put it in water. 542 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:19,835 You know I'm sorry, right? 543 00:27:20,171 --> 00:27:21,195 I'm sorry, too. 544 00:27:23,074 --> 00:27:24,473 Do you think 545 00:27:26,678 --> 00:27:28,475 we could start over? 546 00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:31,273 That's a fantastic idea. 547 00:27:36,221 --> 00:27:37,483 We're gonna be late. 548 00:27:37,555 --> 00:27:38,647 Your boss won't mind. 549 00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:45,595 No way. 550 00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:49,999 His lymph nodes blew up. 551 00:27:50,068 --> 00:27:51,501 He's been treated for thrombocytosis, 552 00:27:51,569 --> 00:27:52,866 but there's been no change. 553 00:27:52,937 --> 00:27:53,961 I was wrong. 554 00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:55,404 God, you are a genius. 555 00:27:55,473 --> 00:27:56,997 I'm adding this to my list of symptoms. 556 00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:58,064 That didn't work last time. 557 00:27:58,143 --> 00:27:59,770 Because I didn't think big enough. 558 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:02,312 Now I'm offering a $25,000 reward. 559 00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:56,959 Steroids reduced his facial swelling. 560 00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:59,094 Swollen lymph nodes rule out thrombocytosis. 561 00:28:59,170 --> 00:29:01,161 How did so many people get my personal e-mail? 562 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:02,934 The Internet is a magical place. 563 00:29:04,309 --> 00:29:06,334 Lymph enlargement makes me think polyarteritis. 564 00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:09,002 You were saying? 565 00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:13,048 No point in treating the symptom and not the disease. 566 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:17,346 Your stunt generated quite a few responses. 567 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:18,821 Let's take a look. I'm way ahead of you. 568 00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:21,256 Paraneoplastic syndrome secondary to spinal tumor. 569 00:29:21,326 --> 00:29:24,295 No. No hypercalcemia, no muscle spasms or incontinence. 570 00:29:24,362 --> 00:29:26,592 You are possessed by the Biblical demon Legion. 571 00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:28,689 No. No jumping off a cliff in a herd of pigs. 572 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:29,961 Otherwise, it did fit. 573 00:29:30,034 --> 00:29:31,023 Graves' disease. 574 00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,660 No. Thyroid levels are normal. 575 00:29:32,737 --> 00:29:34,068 You want us to spend next few days 576 00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:35,436 shooting down every theory in the world, 577 00:29:35,507 --> 00:29:37,532 or can we do our jobs and come up with one that works? 578 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,339 I want you to test me for amyloidosis. 579 00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:41,673 Is that your professional opinion? 580 00:29:41,746 --> 00:29:43,077 It's the wisdom of crowds. 581 00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:44,672 Studies show that collective decision 582 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:47,684 of a group can be more accurate than any individual's decision. 583 00:29:47,752 --> 00:29:50,448 I went through my e-mails, amyloidosis got the most votes. 584 00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:51,989 If you had amyloidosis, 585 00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:53,990 there'd be speckling on your cardiac ultrasound. 586 00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:56,117 In 100% of cases? 587 00:29:58,129 --> 00:29:59,892 Fine. I'll make you a deal. 588 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:02,330 We do a kidney biopsy to test for amyloidosis. 589 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,458 When it comes back negative, 590 00:30:03,535 --> 00:30:06,732 you pull your case off of the Internet and retract the reward. 591 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,501 It's either that or I don't test you at all. 592 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:11,935 Deal. 593 00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:25,021 If you wanted a quickie, you should have called ahead. 594 00:30:25,123 --> 00:30:26,613 I'm a mess. 595 00:30:27,358 --> 00:30:29,417 I came home for lunch. 596 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:31,485 You have lunch with Cuddy on Tuesdays. 597 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,224 She was busy. 598 00:30:33,298 --> 00:30:34,925 And you're checking up on me. 599 00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:40,834 You know, you can talk to me... Is that my laundry? 600 00:30:40,905 --> 00:30:43,601 You were running out of socks for me to borrow. 601 00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:46,468 We have plenty of underwear, though. 602 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:48,774 I'm fine. 603 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,104 You said that this morning. 604 00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:52,706 And consistency proves what? 605 00:30:53,284 --> 00:30:56,481 Really, I'm good. I'll put these in your room. 606 00:30:58,156 --> 00:31:02,820 You always hurt the one you love 607 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:15,170 Biopsy showed deposits in the renal endothelium consistent with amyloidosis. 608 00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:18,875 The Internet was right. Start him on dexamethasone. 609 00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:20,205 Already done. 610 00:31:20,278 --> 00:31:24,237 This may not be the best time for this, but I quit. 611 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,845 I got an offer to join a friend's surgical practice. 612 00:31:29,487 --> 00:31:30,954 You don't generally get an offer 613 00:31:31,022 --> 00:31:32,455 unless you're looking for one. 614 00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:35,583 I put out some feelers when I found out House wasn't coming back. 615 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:37,389 I lobbied to keep the department open 616 00:31:37,462 --> 00:31:39,623 so you could keep your job. 617 00:31:39,697 --> 00:31:43,326 Yes, that was incredibly altruistic of you. 618 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:51,075 It's nothing personal. Actually, I think you're doing pretty well. 619 00:31:53,144 --> 00:31:55,635 But I came here to work with House. 620 00:32:03,354 --> 00:32:06,482 He's a jerk. We'll be fine without him. 621 00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:08,720 Do you know how many resumes we get every day 622 00:32:08,793 --> 00:32:10,351 without even asking? 623 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:13,158 Might be a few less after Cuddy shuts us down. 624 00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:16,556 The case got solved under your watch, 625 00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:18,499 does it really matter how it happened? 626 00:32:20,638 --> 00:32:22,037 It matters. 627 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:28,310 What if I'm just not ready for this job? 628 00:32:31,482 --> 00:32:33,109 Okay, you're sad. 629 00:32:34,352 --> 00:32:35,751 I could tell you the story about me 630 00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:38,618 and my roommate at Sarah Lawrence. 631 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:40,617 Okay. 632 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:48,689 Her name was Lindsey, and she was a cheerleader from Iowa. 633 00:32:51,836 --> 00:32:54,168 I broke my toilet this morning. 634 00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:57,430 I'll get my tools. 635 00:32:57,508 --> 00:33:01,376 I blocked the intake valve so I could collect some of House's urine. 636 00:33:01,446 --> 00:33:03,539 Cuddy, he was barely limping. 637 00:33:03,614 --> 00:33:04,672 What did the lab say? 638 00:33:04,749 --> 00:33:06,341 The urine was clean for Vicodin. 639 00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:09,875 It did however contain strange epithelial cells. 640 00:33:09,954 --> 00:33:13,720 Further analysis showed they were from a Labrador Retriever. 641 00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:16,923 Damn. 642 00:33:18,296 --> 00:33:19,786 He's using. 643 00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:58,453 Vince, Vince. Vince, relax. 644 00:34:58,529 --> 00:34:59,689 It's Dr. Foreman. 645 00:35:26,023 --> 00:35:31,928 Kill it! Kill it! No! I don't have my blaster. 646 00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:37,030 He's hallucinating 'cause he's burning up. 647 00:35:37,101 --> 00:35:39,001 Amyloidosis wouldn't do this. 648 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:46,174 Antipyretics didn't work. 649 00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:49,270 Hopefully the cold tub will get his temp down. 650 00:35:50,381 --> 00:35:52,474 Maybe we should see if anyone's sent in other ideas. 651 00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:53,778 Maybe the reward money attracted... 652 00:35:53,851 --> 00:35:56,183 No, I'm not letting anyone else jerk us around. 653 00:35:56,254 --> 00:35:58,518 The masses were wrong about amyloidosis. 654 00:35:58,589 --> 00:36:00,056 They don't know about the fever. 655 00:36:00,124 --> 00:36:03,355 I'm going with Light-Chain Deposition Disorder. 656 00:36:03,427 --> 00:36:05,452 You okay with that? 657 00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:06,588 Yes. 658 00:36:15,039 --> 00:36:18,531 We think you have a disease called LCDD. 659 00:36:18,609 --> 00:36:20,702 It causes proteins to build up in your organs. 660 00:36:20,778 --> 00:36:22,177 You think? 661 00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:26,249 We can't definitely confirm the diagnosis. 662 00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:27,911 And our only chance of beating this 663 00:36:27,985 --> 00:36:30,886 would be to start you on high-dose chemotherapy. 664 00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:35,119 But I do have to warn you that in your condition, it might kill you. 665 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:41,490 Do you want me to get you some more information? 666 00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:45,563 You're my doctor, I trust you. 667 00:36:47,338 --> 00:36:49,101 No, you don't. 668 00:36:49,173 --> 00:36:51,733 You're scared, and you don't want to make this decision. 669 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:04,317 My career is riding on this case. 670 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:06,379 Nowhere near as important as your life. 671 00:37:08,859 --> 00:37:13,023 But I think the best shot for both of us is to treat for LCDD. 672 00:37:15,132 --> 00:37:16,326 Okay. 673 00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:22,800 All right. Let's get you out of this tub and into chemo. 674 00:37:27,111 --> 00:37:28,772 We know you're back on Vicodin. 675 00:37:28,846 --> 00:37:29,870 No. 676 00:37:29,947 --> 00:37:31,744 The only thing you know is that I'm a genius 677 00:37:31,816 --> 00:37:34,148 who got a dog to pee in your toilet. 678 00:37:34,218 --> 00:37:35,651 You don't know how I did it, 679 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,052 or, more interestingly, where I peed. 680 00:37:38,122 --> 00:37:40,181 House, you've spent the last three months... 681 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,953 Et tu, Butte? 682 00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:43,015 You got no reason to be here, 683 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,254 he's the one I was jerking around. 684 00:37:44,328 --> 00:37:45,886 Why is your leg better? 685 00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:49,057 Ow! It hurts. Please go away now. 686 00:37:49,133 --> 00:37:50,259 If you really think I'm using, 687 00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:52,598 how about asking me before taking a wrench to your plumbing? 688 00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:53,762 House, you're an addict. 689 00:37:53,838 --> 00:37:56,898 You can't be surprised if we can't take you at your word. 690 00:37:56,974 --> 00:38:01,911 Fine. Let's get you some proof. Hide your eyes, ladies. 691 00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:05,275 House. You, too. 692 00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:11,585 My godson made me that mug. 693 00:38:11,656 --> 00:38:13,556 If the lab says this is Retriever, too, 694 00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:15,023 please let me know right away. 695 00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:16,559 It'd explain my overwhelming desire 696 00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:19,187 to wipe my butt on your carpet. 697 00:38:22,099 --> 00:38:24,067 Thank you for dragging me into this. 698 00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:46,417 Stop the chemo, he's got Fabry's disease. 699 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:47,548 He was in a tub for an hour, 700 00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,752 his fingers should have pruned, but they didn't. 701 00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:53,319 Already stopped chemo, and confirmed Fabry's. 702 00:38:53,397 --> 00:38:56,992 I'm glad you both agree but could somebody loop me in here? 703 00:38:57,068 --> 00:38:58,899 We assumed the deposits in your kidneys 704 00:38:58,969 --> 00:39:01,062 were proteins, but they were fats. 705 00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:04,505 Fabry's makes them build up in your organs, choke your nerves, 706 00:39:04,575 --> 00:39:07,100 keep your fingers from pruning in water. 707 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:08,645 It's chronic but manageable. 708 00:39:08,713 --> 00:39:10,738 How did you figure it out? 709 00:39:15,553 --> 00:39:17,043 Iodide mumps. 710 00:39:17,121 --> 00:39:19,180 His lymph nodes swelled up after the head CT. 711 00:39:19,256 --> 00:39:21,554 We thought it was a new symptom, but it wasn't, 712 00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:23,388 it was a reaction to the contrast. 713 00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:25,452 Iodide mumps takes lymph nodes off the table. 714 00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:27,690 Remove that symptom... 715 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:30,858 And that just came to you? 716 00:39:32,403 --> 00:39:34,928 I looked through the online responses again. 717 00:39:35,005 --> 00:39:36,996 Someone posted it this morning. 718 00:39:51,255 --> 00:39:52,552 I heard Cuddy made it official. 719 00:39:52,623 --> 00:39:55,217 Department's yours. Congrats. 720 00:39:59,930 --> 00:40:01,261 I'm sorry. 721 00:40:02,366 --> 00:40:04,266 I went behind your back. 722 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:07,236 On a scale of one to 10, how mad are you? 723 00:40:08,372 --> 00:40:12,103 A seven. And that's stupid. 724 00:40:13,444 --> 00:40:14,741 You did the right thing. 725 00:40:14,812 --> 00:40:16,871 It's my fault you thought you had to go behind my back. 726 00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:18,073 I should have stood up to you. 727 00:40:18,149 --> 00:40:21,243 But you didn't 'cause you didn't want to fight again. 728 00:40:23,854 --> 00:40:27,153 It's our first case, it'll take time to adjust. 729 00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:32,791 What if by the time we get adjusted, 730 00:40:32,863 --> 00:40:35,457 we don't like each other any more? 731 00:40:35,533 --> 00:40:36,727 That's not gonna happen. 732 00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:37,961 Are you sure? 733 00:40:38,035 --> 00:40:39,263 'Cause ever since I took this job, 734 00:40:39,336 --> 00:40:42,499 we've been making each other miserable. 735 00:40:46,644 --> 00:40:49,374 I really don't think this is gonna work. 736 00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:56,785 You're breaking up with me? 737 00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:57,912 No. 738 00:40:57,988 --> 00:41:01,754 The other night, when I thought I was done, you were there. 739 00:41:02,426 --> 00:41:03,825 I need you. 740 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,121 I don't want to lose you. 741 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,931 Then, why are you... 742 00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:21,372 You're firing me. 743 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:28,216 I'm sorry. 744 00:41:33,090 --> 00:41:34,489 I slipped. 745 00:41:36,193 --> 00:41:37,820 You took Vicodin? 746 00:41:45,769 --> 00:41:47,134 $25,000. 747 00:41:48,939 --> 00:41:51,305 I solved my old team's case. 748 00:41:52,276 --> 00:41:54,107 I was about to take the pills, I went online, 749 00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:57,011 I found people posting medical problems. 750 00:41:57,081 --> 00:42:01,415 And my leg stopped hurting. 751 00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:05,113 Oh. 752 00:42:06,624 --> 00:42:07,716 Oh? 753 00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:12,719 I'm supposed to be changing my life. This is not a change. 754 00:42:12,796 --> 00:42:14,855 Maybe I was wrong. 755 00:42:14,932 --> 00:42:17,264 Says the guy making sand castles in my brain. 756 00:42:17,334 --> 00:42:18,824 We need to keep you from using. 757 00:42:18,903 --> 00:42:21,098 Taking your job away, the medical puzzles, 758 00:42:21,171 --> 00:42:22,695 nearly drove you back to it. 759 00:42:22,773 --> 00:42:27,972 Maybe diagnostic medicine is the key to keeping you clean. 760 00:42:30,347 --> 00:42:33,646 So you're okay with me going online, solving cases? 761 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:34,945 No. 762 00:42:35,586 --> 00:42:37,747 You can't sit all day in a room by yourself. 763 00:42:37,821 --> 00:42:40,381 Isolation fosters depression. 764 00:42:40,457 --> 00:42:42,425 The hospital is part of my old life. 765 00:42:42,493 --> 00:42:45,894 If I go back, I might become 766 00:42:45,963 --> 00:42:48,022 who I was before, pills and all. 767 00:42:48,098 --> 00:42:50,032 That's a possibility. 768 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:52,330 But could be, 769 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:55,736 the only thing worse for you than going back to diagnostic medicine 770 00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,069 is not going back. 771 00:43:09,486 --> 00:43:11,647 Guess we're gonna find out. 57905

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