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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:21,644 --> 00:01:27,066 JUST FRIENDS 2 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:37,220 - What is it? - Aren't you forgetting something? 3 00:01:37,221 --> 00:01:40,807 - I never do, Mum. - You do. Mother's Day. 4 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:43,435 That was invented by Hitler. 5 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,562 - Says who? - Grandma. 6 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:49,065 Grandma says a lot of things. Will you be on time? 7 00:01:49,066 --> 00:01:53,653 - Dad won't be going anywhere. - I'm picking up Moon. See you in a bit. 8 00:01:55,239 --> 00:01:58,992 I'm picking up Moon. See you in a bit. Okay? 9 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,789 Fucking hell. 10 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:12,631 Hands off. 11 00:02:30,858 --> 00:02:33,693 Ah, you thought you'd come after all? 12 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:43,036 Did you ever visit him? With flowers, for his birthday? 13 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:46,248 Did you? No, you didn't. 14 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:51,586 - He was your father, you know. - Why 'your'? He was your husband. 15 00:02:51,587 --> 00:02:54,422 He wasn't just mine. 16 00:02:54,423 --> 00:02:59,553 - I paid for ten years. That's enough. - You paid for the grave with his money. 17 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:04,641 So I'm taking advantage again? And you're not? The Very Hungry Joris. 18 00:03:05,893 --> 00:03:07,227 She is right. 19 00:03:11,607 --> 00:03:14,276 For formality's sake. 20 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:21,513 0421. That's him. 21 00:03:36,465 --> 00:03:41,094 Mr. Gerlof Wierijn. Right? 22 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:48,768 - Quite a moment, isn't it? - Jesus... A moment. 23 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:54,900 Look, I've got exactly the same ones beside my bed. 24 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:59,070 It's true. Exactly the same. For my delicate skin. 25 00:03:59,071 --> 00:04:04,326 - Never mind. Sarcasm is a cry for help. - What a dreadful clich�. 26 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:09,663 People often want a keepsake ring later on. 27 00:04:09,664 --> 00:04:11,708 - Ring? - With the ashes. 28 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:13,209 In the ring? 29 00:04:13,210 --> 00:04:16,963 Children may use their father's ashes in a tattoo. 30 00:04:16,964 --> 00:04:19,049 - Is that possible? - Of course. 31 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:21,885 Can we go, and I mean right now? 32 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:28,767 Do you always have to act like a retard? 33 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:33,563 - We almost forgot the main thing. - I'm not taking that. 34 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:36,983 Oh, great. You won't take it either, I suppose. 35 00:04:36,984 --> 00:04:40,487 Over my dead body. He's yours now. You two deal with it. 36 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:46,993 Here you are. 37 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:55,627 Mum, look. The package is the same as at your liquor store. 38 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:58,713 I'm going. Kiss. 39 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:05,136 - You should get a place of your own. - As if she can do without me. 40 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,481 Wait. I haven't checked out yet. 41 00:05:44,156 --> 00:05:46,594 Hey. Stay with me. 42 00:05:46,595 --> 00:05:48,847 Damn. What have you taken? 43 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:54,102 - Too much GHB, vodka lime, a joint. - Suck it, don't swallow it. 44 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:56,896 It's okay now Yad, isn't it? 45 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:18,626 - The prodigal son. - You have my number, don't you? 46 00:06:22,820 --> 00:06:24,340 �clairs? 47 00:06:24,341 --> 00:06:28,053 - You love them, don't you? - Jesus Mum, when I was six. 48 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:31,347 - Jesus' name... - Should not be taken in vain, I know. 49 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:49,032 Honey, you're wasting your life. 50 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:52,577 - You wanted to study Medicine. - That's what you wanted. 51 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:57,665 - What is this? - Mum, please. Here we go again. 52 00:06:57,666 --> 00:06:59,793 Yes, here we go again. 53 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:20,188 Ankie, I have to go. Yad just came home. 54 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:22,857 Temporarily, yes. Okay, bye. 55 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:27,946 Beat it. This is my room. 56 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:33,201 - For Mother's Day? - Hands off, it's mine. 57 00:07:34,703 --> 00:07:36,204 - Dad. - Hello, habibi. 58 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:37,997 - How are you? - I'm fine. 59 00:07:37,998 --> 00:07:43,795 - Is your book finally finished? - Yes. Well, almost. 60 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:46,798 - This summer. - Right, this summer. 61 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:55,181 - Hey, room snatcher. - Hey, party animal. 62 00:07:55,182 --> 00:07:57,767 Hey, don't do that. 63 00:07:57,768 --> 00:08:00,228 Give me those. 64 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:02,188 - Nice, right? - Cool. 65 00:08:02,189 --> 00:08:04,107 Come here. 66 00:08:07,194 --> 00:08:08,444 This is funny. 67 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:26,796 We're going to do our own laundry, and pay our board, okay? 68 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:32,635 Hey, Ankie. Do you like �clairs? 69 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,958 - Namaste, brother. - Namaste. 70 00:09:06,503 --> 00:09:11,299 - Can I teach here again? - I'm full up. 71 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:14,385 I can put you on the list of substitutes. 72 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:18,014 - Curly... - Thanks, man. 73 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:21,809 - Hey, Fientje. - Yes, you're back. 74 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:26,397 - Back to square one, yes. - Amsterdam is so overrated. 75 00:09:27,816 --> 00:09:31,194 - Amsterdam is great. - But you had really lost it. 76 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:33,655 I was a bit out of it. 77 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,115 Why don't you go surfing? 78 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:41,746 - I have to find a job. - You can do that tomorrow, Curly. 79 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,698 Welcome home, Dad. 80 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,910 This is nice. 81 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:17,962 Slow down. That's much better. 82 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:45,656 Hey, Grandma. 83 00:13:45,657 --> 00:13:49,911 Yes, that's fine. I'll drop by the supermarket. 84 00:13:51,788 --> 00:13:56,209 Yes, I know. They're swindlers. 85 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:06,719 So it's just cleaning. No nursing, and no groceries. 86 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:14,560 You know you'll make 14.50 an hour? Before taxes? 87 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:24,695 Okay, you can get started right away. 88 00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:28,741 If there's a problem, call me immediately. This is my number. 89 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,581 Thank you. 90 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:43,714 - Do you have more addresses? - Like this one? Yes, five. 91 00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:48,636 - All old sourpusses, right? - If only you knew. 92 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,722 I just got started, you know. 93 00:14:51,723 --> 00:14:54,100 - Where are you from? - Home. 94 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:58,104 I'll bet you are, wise guy. 95 00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:02,191 - I mean, where were you born? - At my parents'. 96 00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,735 Funny guy. You must be Jewish. 97 00:15:05,153 --> 00:15:10,700 Terrible situation in Israel, right? Half the world is on fire. 98 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:14,662 All those bastards everywhere. People never learn. 99 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:19,917 - Is that you? - Yes, with Sasha, from next door. 100 00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:24,338 She was my best friend. We used to play together. 101 00:15:24,339 --> 00:15:27,800 Prisoner's base, shops, and so on. 102 00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:32,305 I did the cash register. My dad gave us half-pennies. 103 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:37,935 The whole family. Taken to the camps in one night. 104 00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:42,773 I can still hear the army vehicles. And those boots. 105 00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:44,942 I never saw her again. 106 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:50,615 - What did you study? - Medicine. 107 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:54,577 But I quit. I give surfing lessons now. 108 00:15:54,578 --> 00:16:00,041 - Can I do anything else, Ma'am? - Stop with the Ma'am. Just say Ans. 109 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:04,128 - Ma'am lives in Soestdijk Palace. - That's been empty a long time. 110 00:16:04,567 --> 00:16:08,132 That must be him. My Monkey. 111 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,842 Your what? 112 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:14,180 You look like a gorilla. Still taking that powder crap? 113 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:18,517 That woman on Radar said it gives you cancer. Eat a banana instead. 114 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:24,315 - You went to those swindlers again. - Hey, Jodocus. 115 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,152 How are you doing now? 116 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:36,494 Oh, God. Trouble at home again? 117 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:43,626 - Yes. Well, we've picked up Dad. - God have mercy. The urn? 118 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:48,923 You should have left him there. Ashes are ashes. Your dad is here. 119 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,134 Yes, but Mum didn't want to pay any more. 120 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,472 - Chocolate milk? - Yes, please. 121 00:16:56,473 --> 00:17:01,477 She's still your mother, and she'll never change. 122 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:03,688 Not on the inside, anyway. 123 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:09,110 She had her tits done by that amateur again. 124 00:17:11,738 --> 00:17:15,116 - Is Paula here? - No. I told you, didn't I? 125 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:19,704 They completely messed up her hip at the hospital. 126 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:25,376 She's at home, stuck to her crutches and her benefits. I have a new Paula. 127 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:29,130 So you must be Monkey. 128 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,392 - I'm Yad. - Joris. 129 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:47,189 - Yad gives surfing lessons. - Yes, I know. 130 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:54,363 - Yes, you told me, didn't you? - Who, me? 131 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,490 This is his first time here. 132 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,793 Wouldn't you like that? Surfing? 133 00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:16,427 Could you clip my hedge, honey? My gardener has a slipped disc. 134 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:20,681 My neighbor is moaning. She's driving me bonkers. 135 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,683 Yes, alright. 136 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,129 Sporty grandson you have. 137 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:56,967 Everyone's messing about on those stupid exercise machines. 138 00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:58,969 Yes, unbelievable. 139 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,075 Too bad. 140 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:28,290 - It's going well, isn't it? - Oh, I'll buy a new one. 141 00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:32,127 Are you nuts? Just put on a new cord. 142 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:46,392 Kiss. 143 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:59,071 - Cool motorbike. - That old thing? It was his dad's. 144 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:04,702 - He's not comfortable in his skin. - I never noticed. 145 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,955 You never noticed... 146 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:13,544 - You like that? - That's funny. Never noticed. 147 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:17,172 Jeanne, be careful your eyes don't pop out. 148 00:20:17,173 --> 00:20:19,383 Never noticed... 149 00:20:35,296 --> 00:20:37,382 FOUND IT 150 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,167 It's only me. 151 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:58,839 That's very odd, because I'm sure I said I didn't want it. Yes, I'm sure. 152 00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:06,847 We'll talk about this later, okay? I'll call you back. Bye. 153 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,774 I've got a job. Cleaning. 154 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,109 Cleaning. Gee, Yad. 155 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:24,198 - Social domestic help for the elderly. - You're wasting your life. 156 00:21:24,699 --> 00:21:31,038 - Please, Mum. I'm 26. - No child of mine becomes a cleaner. 157 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:35,000 - Go to university, like... - Like your sister. I get it. 158 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,799 A cleaner? Seriously? 159 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,719 - Studying? Seriously? - Give it back. 160 00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:49,974 I'm going to take a shower. 161 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:32,182 I can understand Mum not wanting him. 162 00:22:32,183 --> 00:22:38,439 - I can understand Dad cheating. - She used to be crazy about him. 163 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,984 But she was never enough for him. 164 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:44,945 - Don't you miss him? - Sometimes. 165 00:22:46,072 --> 00:22:48,073 But he's in here. 166 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:54,830 You could get a tattoo. From the ashes. Mum doesn't have to know. 167 00:23:01,379 --> 00:23:05,090 I'm going to take surfing lessons. 168 00:23:05,091 --> 00:23:09,303 What did you say? With your sense of balance? 169 00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:13,599 Remember when you lost two teeth roller skating? 170 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:19,605 Do a fun gay sport. You'll meet people. Purse tossing or something. 171 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:29,907 Mum doesn't want him at home. Can you keep him in the attic? 172 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:33,535 - Just for a while. - No. 173 00:23:33,536 --> 00:23:40,000 - These are less scorched. A little. - You're a top chef. 174 00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:44,505 Moon, you were going to quit. You'd promised Bart. 175 00:23:45,548 --> 00:23:47,549 - Moon, really. - Alright. 176 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:55,724 I think a little stinky needs changing. Are you laughing? 177 00:23:57,018 --> 00:24:00,145 - Thanks, Bart. - Are you going already? 178 00:24:00,146 --> 00:24:04,775 - I had a good time. Bye. - Bye. 179 00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:21,125 - Do you want to pay by card? - Yes, please. 180 00:24:25,463 --> 00:24:27,548 Look at me. 181 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:31,718 - Is this necessary? - Yes, for your personal pass. 182 00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:36,056 Oh, I'm sorry. 183 00:24:36,787 --> 00:24:38,080 NO CREDIT CARDS 184 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:44,606 - Who'll be teaching me, by the way? - I will, why? 185 00:24:44,607 --> 00:24:47,109 I'll think about it. 186 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:02,541 Hey Ans, your Monkey is here. 187 00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,922 Hey, Monkey. 188 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:14,761 What are you listening to? 189 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,934 - What? - What? 190 00:25:20,935 --> 00:25:23,562 - What are you listening to? - Spotify. 191 00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:30,235 - What music? - You wouldn't know it. 192 00:25:30,236 --> 00:25:32,404 Then you don't know me. 193 00:25:38,849 --> 00:25:41,705 Sufjan Stevens. Cool. 194 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:46,752 That guy is very emo. He really hated his parents. 195 00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:50,214 Duh. That was all over the news. They were scum. 196 00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:06,480 May I? 197 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:14,529 Bon Iver. Awesome. 198 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,824 Who's this? 199 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:07,708 - Beautiful. Yes. - Yes. 200 00:27:11,462 --> 00:27:13,213 - I'll follow you. - Follow me? 201 00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:15,674 - Yes. On Spotify. - Right. 202 00:27:18,886 --> 00:27:22,514 - Do you fancy some eel? - No, yuck. 203 00:27:22,515 --> 00:27:25,142 What kind of Dutchman are you? 204 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:28,770 - No cord after all? - No. 205 00:27:28,771 --> 00:27:32,357 - What does it cost? - Nothing. For your birthday. 206 00:27:32,358 --> 00:27:34,901 Hey, can I get your number? 207 00:27:36,487 --> 00:27:39,906 06-24552961. 208 00:27:43,849 --> 00:27:46,204 06-2455... 209 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,225 Message from Yad Mousa 210 00:28:10,521 --> 00:28:13,023 Hey! Spotify pal! 211 00:28:39,717 --> 00:28:44,513 Hey! Got time tomorrow afternoon? 212 00:28:53,189 --> 00:28:55,816 Forgot your keys again? 213 00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:59,820 Have you got arteriosclerosis? You told me to ring. 214 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:04,574 Heels off, before you stand on the poor cat with your lethal weapons. 215 00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:10,288 I'm here to discuss your birthday. 216 00:29:10,289 --> 00:29:14,042 That woman on Radar said those things can explode. 217 00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:16,586 That's all fake news. 218 00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:22,008 - God, this awful... - Will you mind my antiques? 219 00:29:22,009 --> 00:29:25,345 That old crap. Get rid of it. 220 00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:31,226 - Come with me to a furniture store. - No way. 221 00:29:31,727 --> 00:29:35,439 I don't want a show room. This is a place for living. 222 00:29:35,898 --> 00:29:38,191 I'll pay. No problem. 223 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:44,781 Are you staying long? My help is here. 224 00:29:45,199 --> 00:29:48,910 Am I disturbing again? Is Saint Paula here? 225 00:29:48,911 --> 00:29:51,830 Paula, I'll be gone in a minute. 226 00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:56,251 - You have to celebrate your 80th. - I don't have to do anything. 227 00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:58,879 A celebration is not an obligation. 228 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:05,260 Look, Jamie van Heije in Ouderkerk. He's such a great chef. 229 00:30:05,261 --> 00:30:09,473 Or this one here. Soign�, in Bussum. 230 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:13,894 They have stars. A special take on French cuisine. 231 00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:20,192 I don't want any of your swanky places with three rows of cutlery. 232 00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:24,279 - Even with 12 Mussolini stars. - Michelin, Mum. 233 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,699 That's right, la-di-da. I'd rather have a croquette. 234 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,118 Did you say croquette? 235 00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:38,752 - Are you taking in refugees now? - Don't be silly, Simone. 236 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:44,341 - This is my new Paula. - The daughter. Heard a lot about you. 237 00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:46,343 I'm Yad. 238 00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:48,345 Yad is a great guy. 239 00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:55,560 - Don't you read the papers? - He's not a refugee. He's Jewish. 240 00:30:55,561 --> 00:30:57,646 If he's Jewish, I'm Mongolian. 241 00:30:57,647 --> 00:31:01,441 I thought you were Spanish, with your brown skin. 242 00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:03,443 It looks good on you, though. 243 00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:11,117 You did put away all your valuables, didn't you? 244 00:31:11,118 --> 00:31:15,038 Give me the key. I need my key for him. 245 00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:16,957 - Do you? - Yes. 246 00:31:32,598 --> 00:31:36,560 Who'll pick you up, if you have a stroke in the shower? 247 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:39,563 A heart attack in bed? Or sciatica? 248 00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:43,650 - Will he? - I don't give a toss. We all have to die. 249 00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:50,198 Never mind. I have a spare key somewhere. 250 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:09,634 - Bye, Simone. - Bye, Paula from Faroffistan. 251 00:32:17,184 --> 00:32:23,189 - Fun, isn't it? Daughters. - As if mothers are always so nice. 252 00:32:23,691 --> 00:32:30,155 Still, it's a shame. She used to be a lovely girl with a great sense of humor. 253 00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:33,700 Now she's just a piece of plastic reeking of booze. 254 00:32:58,601 --> 00:33:04,105 You knew, didn't you? Grandma has a new help. A Muslim type. 255 00:33:04,106 --> 00:33:08,943 You can't do this, in these times. But the Home Care people do. 256 00:33:08,944 --> 00:33:11,988 With an old woman like that. It's just wrong. 257 00:33:15,242 --> 00:33:19,579 - Maybe he's very nice to Grandma. - Nice, my arse. 258 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:27,629 He might rob her blind. But we can't say anything, that would be discrimination. 259 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:33,051 Everything is discrimination these days. Living off my tax money. 260 00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:37,972 - It's Dad's money. - So what's the difference? 261 00:33:37,973 --> 00:33:40,225 - I'd love to. - Want to ride pillion? 262 00:33:40,226 --> 00:33:42,394 He works, doesn't he? 263 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:49,609 What's the matter with you? There's something going on. 264 00:33:52,321 --> 00:33:56,241 - I have to take a shower. - Don't mess with your body. 265 00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:58,243 Look who's talking. 266 00:34:06,460 --> 00:34:09,337 - Whose is that? - My mother's. 267 00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:15,468 - Where are we going? - You'll find out. 268 00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:41,786 Don't do that. Put your both hands on the wheel, both hands on the wheel. 269 00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:33,963 So why did you come back? 270 00:35:36,091 --> 00:35:41,554 Amsterdam was too much fun. My studies were too boring. 271 00:35:41,555 --> 00:35:44,808 Too much is never good, your grandma says. 272 00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:49,521 What about you? Are you studying? 273 00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:54,859 No. Not right now. 274 00:36:02,910 --> 00:36:05,953 What does your mother think about that? 275 00:36:05,954 --> 00:36:08,122 My mother? 276 00:36:08,123 --> 00:36:09,999 Do you get along with her? 277 00:36:11,106 --> 00:36:12,460 Meh. 278 00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:18,341 Are you going back to Amsterdam? 279 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:22,053 No. 280 00:36:25,766 --> 00:36:28,852 Amsterdam is so overrated. 281 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:36,234 Look. It looks just like a dick. 282 00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:42,323 Jesus. You fag. 283 00:37:22,531 --> 00:37:28,411 - Manke Nelis? - Yes. He had a wooden leg, you know. 284 00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:33,458 I danced to this with Jan, even just before he died. 285 00:37:33,459 --> 00:37:36,753 It's been 15 years. 286 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:42,467 He was a good man. But he never said anything about my cooking. 287 00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:45,470 I'd say: Jan, do you like it? 288 00:37:45,471 --> 00:37:51,559 Then he'd say: If I didn't like it, I'd have said something. That's what he was like. 289 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:56,522 Oh God, he's finished. 290 00:37:56,523 --> 00:38:01,194 So I said to that woman at the vet's, I said: 291 00:38:01,195 --> 00:38:06,282 I don't want the animal to suffer. But she shot him full of expensive crap. 292 00:38:06,742 --> 00:38:09,577 Listen, Ans. 293 00:38:09,578 --> 00:38:14,958 - Shall we go to Amsterdam one day? - Who, me? No, at my age... 294 00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,761 Oh, that must be him. 295 00:38:29,264 --> 00:38:35,103 in the silence, with no one around you 296 00:38:36,021 --> 00:38:38,231 You call that working? 297 00:38:38,232 --> 00:38:42,652 - I'm a social domestic help for the elderly. - Watch out, you. 298 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:45,321 He's nice, your new boyfriend. 299 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:51,786 because crying is best done alone 300 00:38:53,914 --> 00:38:55,957 Bye. 301 00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:59,460 Will you be careful, with those diseases? 302 00:38:59,461 --> 00:39:01,170 That woman on Radar again? 303 00:39:02,089 --> 00:39:04,215 It's only me. 304 00:39:07,302 --> 00:39:11,097 Go on, tell me. Are you in love? 305 00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:13,141 You can't be serious. 306 00:39:13,892 --> 00:39:15,268 He's a bit common. 307 00:39:15,624 --> 00:39:19,147 - Why? - Just look at him. 308 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:23,192 - You can't do this, Yad. - He's not so bad, is he? 309 00:39:23,193 --> 00:39:27,488 What will Mum say? 'You're not my son any more.' 310 00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:37,707 I'm just teasing you. Mum will accept him. 311 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:41,919 Her? Never. She hated Leo, she broke that up as well. 312 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:46,507 Just send him a heart. He's super cute. 313 00:39:46,508 --> 00:39:49,135 Except for the stupid clothes. 314 00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:52,221 A heart. Now. 315 00:40:06,278 --> 00:40:10,031 This was my dad's last building project. 316 00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:12,200 Beautiful. 317 00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:16,621 He never finished it. He had a heart attack. 318 00:40:17,122 --> 00:40:20,833 And my mum got a lot of insurance money. 319 00:40:21,251 --> 00:40:24,796 - How old were you when he died? - Eleven and a half. 320 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,075 Do you miss him? 321 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:43,940 I heard you wanted to sign up for surfing lessons. 322 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:45,733 That's right. 323 00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:50,446 - To really surf, or to be with me? - No, I think it'll be fun. 324 00:40:56,036 --> 00:40:58,204 It's not that hard, is it? 325 00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:05,753 It's going well. 326 00:41:05,754 --> 00:41:10,341 - I can't do this. - Never give up, your gran says. I'll help. 327 00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:14,554 Don't be so angry. 328 00:41:19,309 --> 00:41:21,686 You'll be fine. 329 00:41:22,479 --> 00:41:27,567 Stand up, I'll keep it steady. Find your balance. 330 00:41:28,068 --> 00:41:30,236 Okay. Find your balance. 331 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,573 Okay. Steady yourself. 332 00:41:37,911 --> 00:41:41,122 Grab it, and stand easy. 333 00:41:41,123 --> 00:41:45,877 Steady, steady, use your weight. I'll hold on to you. 334 00:41:48,046 --> 00:41:51,591 Not from your back. From your knees. Alright? 335 00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:55,761 Push your buttocks forward, from here. Can you feel it? 336 00:41:56,221 --> 00:41:58,181 Yes, I feel it now. 337 00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:11,527 Back hand. Pull it, until the sail is tight. We're going to tack. 338 00:42:11,528 --> 00:42:13,571 What is that? 339 00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:19,035 There is no right and left on the water. Only the sail and the wind. 340 00:42:21,872 --> 00:42:26,499 - Good. Very good. - A real talent, isn't he? 341 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:29,253 What do I do with him? 342 00:42:29,254 --> 00:42:32,006 Your mother will be wondering too. 343 00:42:37,596 --> 00:42:40,765 - He's so sweet. - So am I. 344 00:42:40,766 --> 00:42:44,518 And cute. And fucking hot. 345 00:42:44,519 --> 00:42:48,731 - You don't have a dick, Fientje. - Oh fuck, is that it? 346 00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:52,735 - That's right, fuck. - I was wondering what I missed. 347 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:12,148 - I can take over some lessons. - Great. 348 00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:17,028 - You like teaching, don't you? - If I could, I'd take over the place. 349 00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:22,533 You have to tack now. 350 00:44:22,534 --> 00:44:29,540 There is no right and left on the water. Only the sail and the wind. 351 00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:32,126 It wasn't like that at all. 352 00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:45,431 Do you think I'm stupid? 353 00:44:50,937 --> 00:44:56,359 We've known each other for a while. Maybe I can buy you to something. 354 00:44:57,986 --> 00:45:03,240 Like, dinner. If you'd like that. 355 00:45:03,241 --> 00:45:05,910 Yes, I'd like that. 356 00:45:08,455 --> 00:45:10,831 Do you know The American Diner? 357 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:19,757 Okay. But all the way, then. 358 00:45:28,850 --> 00:45:32,603 - What a strange outfit. - I have a date. 359 00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:36,524 Don't be stupid. Are you stoned or something? 360 00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:40,820 - Are you sober or something? - I'm sorry. Mum says sorry. 361 00:45:40,821 --> 00:45:45,032 I'm going to my boyfriend. We don't care what you think. 362 00:45:45,033 --> 00:45:48,327 But I just got food from the caterer. Darling? 363 00:45:48,745 --> 00:45:51,747 Small children grow up, Mummy. 364 00:45:57,796 --> 00:46:02,258 Yad, I have an appointment with the deputy mayor. 365 00:46:04,052 --> 00:46:09,640 Which one shall I wear? This one or this one? What's in good taste? 366 00:46:10,725 --> 00:46:13,102 You usually hate my taste. 367 00:46:16,231 --> 00:46:19,525 A job, dirty. Boyfriends, beneath me. 368 00:46:19,526 --> 00:46:22,695 Well, Leo was no good. 369 00:46:24,489 --> 00:46:27,450 So this one will be no good either? 370 00:46:28,994 --> 00:46:31,662 - Oh, is that him? - I'm sorry? 371 00:46:32,747 --> 00:46:35,666 I've known for ages. I'm no fool. 372 00:46:38,378 --> 00:46:40,463 So? 373 00:46:40,839 --> 00:46:43,591 - What? - What do you think? 374 00:46:45,343 --> 00:46:50,055 - You want my opinion? - Yes, please. 375 00:46:54,895 --> 00:46:57,396 I wouldn't do it. 376 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:04,862 Wear your slip, Mum. You'll get a bigger subsidy. 377 00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:46,403 Hey. You know how long this took me? 378 00:47:55,163 --> 00:47:57,081 Handsome man. 379 00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:02,336 Difficult man. Better be careful. 380 00:48:07,175 --> 00:48:10,135 Hey, guys. Over there. 381 00:48:10,136 --> 00:48:15,224 - Look. Those are faggots. - Faggots, faggots... 382 00:48:15,705 --> 00:48:18,291 Allah, twinkle, twinkle... 383 00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:24,441 They're dirty, filthy faggots, aren't they? 384 00:48:26,319 --> 00:48:28,320 Faggot. 385 00:48:29,281 --> 00:48:33,325 They don't like pussies, do they? 386 00:48:36,663 --> 00:48:38,622 Leave it, Joris. 387 00:48:41,481 --> 00:48:43,502 I'm sorry. 388 00:48:43,503 --> 00:48:46,130 I'm sorry, sweetheart. 389 00:48:48,466 --> 00:48:49,842 Faggot. 390 00:48:55,056 --> 00:48:58,892 That thing on your shirt. What does it say? 391 00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:06,358 Yes, coq. Do you know what that means, girls? Coq? 392 00:49:06,359 --> 00:49:12,531 Coq means dick, ladies. You're in the wrong place. 393 00:49:12,532 --> 00:49:15,075 He just needs a prick in there. 394 00:49:23,543 --> 00:49:27,838 - He needs a prick in there. - Piss off. Leave me alone. 395 00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:36,680 - Yad, wait. - Was that necessary? 396 00:49:37,015 --> 00:49:40,517 - What's wrong with you? - Me? It's them. 397 00:49:40,518 --> 00:49:43,187 What do you care about them? 398 00:49:43,980 --> 00:49:48,275 You have to hit out right away, or they'll get you. 399 00:49:48,276 --> 00:49:50,736 Wouldn't you do the same? 400 00:49:54,115 --> 00:49:58,786 What do you think? What you're doing is so stupid. 401 00:50:08,359 --> 00:50:10,653 - How was it? - Fun. 402 00:50:12,884 --> 00:50:14,593 I can hear that. 403 00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:30,818 Ha, ha! It was great fun. 404 00:50:30,819 --> 00:50:35,239 - Keep it in style, okay? - See you soon. 405 00:50:38,284 --> 00:50:43,622 Are we still seeing each other tomorrow? 406 00:51:05,061 --> 00:51:09,440 - We used to go flying kites. - Flying kites? In Israel? 407 00:51:09,941 --> 00:51:12,526 - Syria. - I thought you were from Israel. 408 00:51:12,527 --> 00:51:15,821 - No, Syria. - I don't care where you're from. 409 00:51:15,822 --> 00:51:18,824 That sounds stupid. 410 00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:23,412 Do you care where I'm from? That's what I mean. 411 00:51:43,892 --> 00:51:47,478 - What does your mother think of me? - My mother? 412 00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:51,064 As if I care. 413 00:51:53,359 --> 00:51:56,612 - Well? - I didn't ask. 414 00:51:58,948 --> 00:52:02,618 It's about what we want. Fuck her, she's mental. 415 00:52:11,711 --> 00:52:13,754 But why? 416 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:23,430 - It has nothing to do with you. - So I should be relieved now? 417 00:52:23,431 --> 00:52:28,602 You're cute, hot and sweet. But I just got back, I'm not sure if I want to stay. 418 00:52:29,062 --> 00:52:31,313 Maybe I'll leave again. 419 00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:36,860 Look at us. This isn't going to work. 420 00:52:43,326 --> 00:52:45,744 I'm getting out, man. 421 00:52:47,247 --> 00:52:49,998 We can be just friends. 422 00:52:52,126 --> 00:52:55,754 Just friends? What does that mean, just friends? 423 00:53:00,802 --> 00:53:03,595 Are you walking, or something? 424 00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:56,356 - In Maastricht. - A show room? 425 00:53:56,357 --> 00:53:59,526 - A show room for what? - Bathrooms. 426 00:53:59,527 --> 00:54:05,991 So you're leaving me alone again. Maastricht. I'll be damned. 427 00:55:06,219 --> 00:55:08,887 Well Dad, here we are. 428 00:56:09,741 --> 00:56:15,871 Can you help me? I was looking for activities for the children. 429 00:56:15,872 --> 00:56:19,833 At the asylum seekers' centre, you know? 430 00:56:19,834 --> 00:56:25,297 What if you gave them surfing lessons? Water, not too difficult. 431 00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:31,511 - Good idea. Making my hobby useful. - Exactly. That's what I mean. 432 00:56:31,512 --> 00:56:37,684 Useful for the children, I mean. Because there's water everywhere. 433 00:56:37,685 --> 00:56:42,689 Imagine surviving the horrible boat trip and drowning here. 434 00:56:44,108 --> 00:56:48,278 You know what? Just keep smoking weed all day. 435 00:56:48,738 --> 00:56:51,281 You blew your studies. Good work. 436 00:56:51,282 --> 00:56:58,538 - Don't forget my dreadful boyfriends. - Don't get me started on your boyfriends. 437 00:56:58,539 --> 00:57:01,666 - Where are you going? - To have a smoke. 438 00:57:01,667 --> 00:57:04,252 Maryam, take it easy. 439 00:57:05,171 --> 00:57:10,675 Mama is just overly concerned. About you. 440 00:57:13,054 --> 00:57:16,640 More than about Lely. 441 00:57:16,641 --> 00:57:23,063 She'll be okay, Mama says. But society is much harder on you. 442 00:57:26,359 --> 00:57:28,693 - Concerned? - Yes. 443 00:57:56,764 --> 00:58:01,935 Be nicer to each other, or I'll write terrible things about you. 444 00:58:01,936 --> 00:58:03,937 Really terrible things. 445 00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:09,693 I didn't have any tissues. Here. 446 00:58:16,033 --> 00:58:18,660 What is this sentimental nonsense? 447 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:27,460 Joris, I'm going to Dr. Sevasani. In Belgium, you know? 448 00:58:27,461 --> 00:58:29,921 So l might be a while. 449 01:00:10,606 --> 01:00:13,024 The new Paula. 450 01:01:05,870 --> 01:01:11,291 - Does Yad think I'm dumb? - That's an interesting question, Joris. 451 01:01:36,275 --> 01:01:43,281 You're a good boy. Yes, you are. You're Mother's sweet boy. 452 01:03:13,497 --> 01:03:20,003 - I'm not going to that fraud again. - I told you, he's a major blungler. 453 01:03:20,004 --> 01:03:22,172 Bungler. 454 01:03:23,632 --> 01:03:28,761 - Have you been drinking, or something? - Yes, I've been drinking alright. 455 01:03:28,762 --> 01:03:32,891 - You as well? - I wish I had. 456 01:03:45,446 --> 01:03:50,241 - Did you break up? - What do you mean, break up? 457 01:03:51,827 --> 01:03:55,663 Come to your mother for a minute. Come on, honey. 458 01:04:09,011 --> 01:04:13,056 It's better this way. You were too different. 459 01:04:13,057 --> 01:04:15,266 Different? 460 01:04:15,267 --> 01:04:19,771 Too different? Just like you and Dad, I guess? 461 01:04:20,231 --> 01:04:23,441 Your underpants are inside out. 462 01:04:32,993 --> 01:04:35,411 You've got Dad's buttocks. 463 01:04:47,591 --> 01:04:53,137 Stay in the middle of the board, and not too far forwards. Why? 464 01:04:53,681 --> 01:04:58,184 Otherwise your arse will get wet. So why not? Otherwise... 465 01:04:58,185 --> 01:05:01,354 - Your arse will get wet. - Very good. Thanks. 466 01:05:01,355 --> 01:05:06,401 Okay, take your paddles. Make sure your right arm is up here. 467 01:05:06,402 --> 01:05:10,446 At shoulder level. Your left arm at hip level. 468 01:05:10,447 --> 01:05:13,908 Not like this, like this. Otherwise... 469 01:05:13,909 --> 01:05:17,328 - Your arse will get wet. - Very good. He gets it. 470 01:05:17,329 --> 01:05:22,333 - I don't think I like this any more. - Yad, have you got a minute? 471 01:05:23,919 --> 01:05:27,755 Keep going. Very good. I'll be right there. 472 01:05:27,756 --> 01:05:31,259 I think you'd better go home, okay? 473 01:05:33,637 --> 01:05:38,182 Yes, let's continue. Grab your paddle. Very good. 474 01:05:38,183 --> 01:05:40,018 Stand on the board. 475 01:05:56,535 --> 01:05:58,745 That's a great video. 476 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:01,645 Wait. 477 01:06:03,834 --> 01:06:05,835 Just one, you know. 478 01:06:09,173 --> 01:06:14,093 It's been a long time. The last time was with your dad. 479 01:06:18,682 --> 01:06:21,684 My, this stuff is strong nowadays. 480 01:06:25,564 --> 01:06:27,106 Hey, Grandma. 481 01:06:29,297 --> 01:06:31,903 - Yes. I'm on my way. - What? 482 01:06:31,904 --> 01:06:35,198 - Jodocus is done for. - Oh dear. 483 01:06:38,285 --> 01:06:43,288 Yad was with me this morning. Not comfortable in his skin. 484 01:06:43,289 --> 01:06:45,291 Yes, so? 485 01:06:45,292 --> 01:06:52,006 - Hon, you get fights in the best marriages. - I'm not married to him, you know. 486 01:06:52,007 --> 01:06:56,825 We didn't click at all. And he doesn't even fancy me, so... 487 01:06:58,430 --> 01:07:02,850 The poor animal is exhausted. A blind man could 'see that. 488 01:07:04,019 --> 01:07:10,983 - Do you have any special wishes? - I want people to be nicer to each other. 489 01:07:10,984 --> 01:07:16,572 Burial or cremation, I mean. You can choose a group cremation. 490 01:07:16,573 --> 01:07:21,953 - Or by himself. You'd get an urn. - No, no urn. 491 01:07:21,954 --> 01:07:26,207 - Dead is dead, gone is gone. - You want to leave him here? 492 01:07:30,838 --> 01:07:35,717 You've had a pretty good life with me, haven't you, old buddy? 493 01:07:36,969 --> 01:07:38,594 Don't you want a new one? 494 01:07:38,595 --> 01:07:44,684 And then? You don't get new pets at my age. 495 01:07:44,685 --> 01:07:49,689 Come on. Let's have a drink, old buddy. 496 01:07:57,197 --> 01:07:59,365 Cheers. 497 01:08:06,498 --> 01:08:08,166 Grandma? 498 01:08:09,376 --> 01:08:12,003 Was Mum ever crazy about Dad? 499 01:08:12,004 --> 01:08:18,384 Half of Almere was crazy about him. That's what made her so jealous. 500 01:08:18,385 --> 01:08:22,680 Especially of Belinda, with her big boobs. 501 01:08:22,681 --> 01:08:27,685 - That's when she had things done too. - But was she crazy about him? 502 01:08:28,937 --> 01:08:33,191 Completely meshuggah. Absolutely crazy about him. 503 01:08:33,650 --> 01:08:40,031 Let me tell you this, my boy. Love can't be controlled. It controls you. 504 01:08:41,366 --> 01:08:45,203 I'll put that on a tile for you. For your birthday. 505 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:56,255 Just go to him. Look him in the eyes, instead of using those gadgets. 506 01:08:56,256 --> 01:09:00,802 - He never wants to see me again. - That's not the impression I got. 507 01:09:00,803 --> 01:09:03,471 Never say never, my boy. 508 01:09:10,562 --> 01:09:14,524 - I'd rather drink port. - You're just like your mother. 509 01:09:18,779 --> 01:09:22,198 Do you have any pictures of Dad and me? 510 01:09:22,199 --> 01:09:24,992 No, sorry. I don't have anything. 511 01:09:33,335 --> 01:09:35,461 That's for me. 512 01:09:35,462 --> 01:09:38,381 It's Ankie. Or Fleur. 513 01:09:47,850 --> 01:09:51,727 - I have to talk to Yad. - Oh yes? What about? 514 01:10:00,487 --> 01:10:02,280 He's not here. 515 01:10:04,867 --> 01:10:08,953 He's gone for a walk. To go surfing. So... 516 01:10:17,045 --> 01:10:19,380 So you don't like me? 517 01:10:25,846 --> 01:10:27,847 You don't even know me. 518 01:10:43,363 --> 01:10:47,450 Don't ever do that again. It's so cowardly. 519 01:11:11,516 --> 01:11:14,185 Jesus, what a load of crap. 520 01:11:15,437 --> 01:11:18,564 Taste is something you can learn, Mum. 521 01:11:23,111 --> 01:11:28,115 Is this a carpet from the abattoir? What a bloodbath. 522 01:11:42,047 --> 01:11:48,177 What happened to Gerlof's things? The boy was asking about them. 523 01:11:48,178 --> 01:11:50,471 Don't meddle in my parenting. 524 01:11:50,472 --> 01:11:54,308 As long as you go on like this, I'll have to. 525 01:11:54,309 --> 01:11:58,145 The kid's yearning for some motherly love. 526 01:11:58,146 --> 01:12:03,317 Motherly love? Seriously, Mum? Wait a minute. 527 01:12:04,861 --> 01:12:09,782 Where were you at the time? When Gerlof and Belinda were... 528 01:12:09,783 --> 01:12:11,909 - Well? - Your father had... 529 01:12:11,910 --> 01:12:16,914 Not that again. He'd just died? He'd been dead for two years. 530 01:12:16,915 --> 01:12:22,336 Your daughter was a mess, and you weren't there. Motherly love, my arse. 531 01:12:25,298 --> 01:12:27,967 You can't smoke in here. 532 01:12:27,968 --> 01:12:32,930 This isn't smoking. This is fake, like all this crap here. 533 01:12:32,931 --> 01:12:36,183 See? Don't just take my word for it. 534 01:12:54,911 --> 01:12:57,413 The key to the storage space. 535 01:12:58,081 --> 01:13:01,625 It's nothing much. All old junk. 536 01:13:02,794 --> 01:13:06,213 - Old junk? - Yes. Stuff. 537 01:13:06,214 --> 01:13:09,884 Rubbish. LPs that belonged to your dad. 538 01:13:12,596 --> 01:13:17,224 Have you been lying to me all this years? 539 01:13:20,812 --> 01:13:25,816 - All these years you said it was gone. - I kept it all for you, didn't I? 540 01:13:27,319 --> 01:13:30,404 - I can never do right. - Never say never. 541 01:14:35,971 --> 01:14:38,013 Is he home? 542 01:15:36,698 --> 01:15:40,492 Don't you dare. I'll just grab it. 543 01:15:40,493 --> 01:15:43,204 Now it's your turn. 544 01:15:44,247 --> 01:15:47,666 X-rated, X-rated. Here we go. 545 01:15:58,929 --> 01:16:00,638 Nice buttocks. 546 01:16:07,270 --> 01:16:09,544 - How did you... - Your mother. 547 01:16:17,989 --> 01:16:20,407 This is my father. 548 01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:26,497 Great, isn't it? 549 01:16:47,435 --> 01:16:49,186 Come here. 550 01:16:51,606 --> 01:16:54,775 - Sorry. You go. - No, you go. 551 01:17:05,662 --> 01:17:06,996 I'm sorry. 552 01:17:29,352 --> 01:17:34,023 Are you going steady now, or what? 553 01:17:42,657 --> 01:17:47,870 Memories. In 1943 I used to walk here as well, with my friend Sasha. 554 01:17:48,371 --> 01:17:53,125 Suddenly eight Krauts were standing on the bridge. I was terrified. 555 01:17:53,126 --> 01:17:57,296 One of the soldiers gave me a piece of chocolate. 556 01:17:57,297 --> 01:18:03,594 I should have slapped it from his paws, but I was afraid. 557 01:18:03,595 --> 01:18:07,556 So I walked on, with my chocolate, to Kerkstraat. 558 01:18:07,557 --> 01:18:14,146 On Kerkstraat, I finally dared to look. It had completely melted. Nerves. 559 01:18:14,147 --> 01:18:17,399 I licked it up anyway. 560 01:18:23,406 --> 01:18:27,201 Come on, it's my birthday. My birthday. 561 01:18:27,202 --> 01:18:32,247 The whole world is a mess, but we have to keep laughing. 562 01:18:32,248 --> 01:18:34,208 - That's right. - Isn't it? 563 01:18:42,550 --> 01:18:44,343 What on earth... 564 01:18:44,741 --> 01:18:50,140 No... Will you look at that. Moon, my girl... 565 01:18:50,141 --> 01:18:53,268 Congratulations, Grandma. 566 01:18:53,269 --> 01:18:55,771 - For you. - What a big bouquet. 567 01:18:55,772 --> 01:18:58,524 - I'm not dead yet. - 80 is a big deal. 568 01:18:58,525 --> 01:19:02,653 - How about a croquette? - Lovely, what a surprise. 569 01:19:02,654 --> 01:19:06,949 long may she live, long may she live 570 01:19:06,950 --> 01:19:10,369 long may she live in glory 571 01:19:23,675 --> 01:19:27,803 I'm getting sentimental in my old age. 572 01:19:27,804 --> 01:19:30,180 - All the best, Mum. - Honey... 573 01:19:30,265 --> 01:19:33,142 What a surprise, isn't it? 574 01:19:33,143 --> 01:19:35,708 Oh, my dear boy. 575 01:19:40,024 --> 01:19:43,152 Honey, you have to blow, you know. 576 01:19:46,322 --> 01:19:48,949 This is nice, isn't it? 577 01:19:49,951 --> 01:19:53,078 That boy is worth his weight in gold. 578 01:19:53,455 --> 01:19:57,458 Is he? Then I'm going to sell him right away. 579 01:19:58,835 --> 01:20:03,464 Give us another plate of croquettes. Screw poverty. 580 01:20:07,135 --> 01:20:10,554 Another present? Really? How nice. 581 01:20:10,555 --> 01:20:13,891 - It's a tile. - Is it a tile, my boy? 582 01:20:13,892 --> 01:20:16,143 I can't wait. 583 01:20:16,144 --> 01:20:20,147 Love can't be controlled. It controls you. 584 01:20:20,648 --> 01:20:23,358 And that's the truth. Nice, isn't it? 585 01:20:53,056 --> 01:20:56,183 - Take it easy. - Just kidding. 586 01:21:09,989 --> 01:21:13,492 Hey, old man. Here we go. 587 01:21:13,493 --> 01:21:16,453 Mum. Your last respects. 588 01:22:11,217 --> 01:22:13,885 He doesn't want to come out. 589 01:22:13,886 --> 01:22:18,307 - Dad's become a lump of rock. - What a rascal, isn't he? 590 01:22:22,228 --> 01:22:25,147 Go and help her. 591 01:22:27,150 --> 01:22:29,526 Here. Let me do it. 592 01:22:43,041 --> 01:22:47,502 - You're more and more like your dad. - And you like your mum. 593 01:23:04,979 --> 01:23:08,190 Honey, don't get me wrong. 594 01:23:08,191 --> 01:23:13,236 But someone told me electric cigarettes can give you cancer. 595 01:23:13,237 --> 01:23:16,865 - I don't remember who it was. - That woman on Radar. 596 01:23:21,371 --> 01:23:25,999 No, it was the woman on Cash. I'm not completely meshuggah. 597 01:23:42,163 --> 01:23:50,171 Subtitle Ripped By Leonnos apolocinegay.blogspot 47001

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