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So, again,
I just want it on record
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I'm 100% against this.
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Aw, you're 100%
against everything cool.
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No, I'm not. Shut up.
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- Like what?
- Um, Ranch Tub.
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- Oh, for the...
- Come on, man.
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Everybody was against Ranch Tub!
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Seriously, Pam, quit trying
to make Ranch Tub happen.
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Do I even want to know
what that is?
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Only if you never
want to eat ranch again.
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- I meant ranch.
- What?
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- That's a food?
- It's not important.
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- I wouldn't go that far.
- Can we please...
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- Cyril, shut up.
- Seriously.
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Come on, if we're gonna
do this, let's do it already.
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We're sitting ducks
with you two out there.
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- Well, whose fault is that?
- What? Yours!
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You made us stop on the way
to Earth for the damn thing.
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Exactly, and everybody remember
that when it's time to divvy it up.
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Do you think
it's worth anything?
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Hmm, hard to say.
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I've never seen anything like it.
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So you just jam it
with my new pen?
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- This is new, this pen right here?
- Yes, as a matter...
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- You know...
- Ooh. Maybe it's ambergris.
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How could it be ambergris?
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- If a whale puked it up, duh.
- Oh, a space whale?
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I don't know all the types of whale!
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And yet somehow you know
about ambergr...
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- Oh, maybe its mithril!
- Is that some other food?
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No! And it's not mithril.
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- Just checking.
- Whatever the hell it is,
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just box it up and let's go already!
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All right! Jesus!
So what do you think, Cyril?
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- About what?
- Is it firm enough to shove in the box?
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Nobody?
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What, like "space phrasing"?
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No. Never mind.
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10x08 - Cubert
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sync & correction by f1nc0
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And radiation levels are...
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normal... across the spectrum.
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Well, keep testing.
Radiation's just one danger.
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That thing could be carrying
deadly bacteria
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- or some kind of virus.
- First of all...
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Bacteria and virus
are the same thing, dummy.
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- No, they're not.
- Shut up. Krieger?
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- They are not.
- Oh, well, what am I thinking of?
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Space whores, presumably.
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Well, right then, I was, but...
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Hey, nobody gets out of there
until I'm sure that thing's
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not a hazard to the ship, so
the longer you dick around,
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the longer you're gonna stay
in quarantine.
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- Any questions?
- What the...
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Yeah, are you doinks done yet?
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'Cause I wanna check
that crazy thing out.
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- Pam!
- What?
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You just broke quarantine, dumbass.
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So if there's anything deadly on it,
now the entire ship's infected.
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Yeah, but you wouldn't have been.
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- What?
- Helmet, genius.
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God damn it.
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I'm gonna call him Cubert!
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Okay, that was the last test.
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And I can confidently say that
the object poses no nuclear,
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chemical, or biological
threat to the ship or crew.
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Not that we could've
done anything about it if it did,
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- thanks to Pam.
- You are welcome.
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Hey, can we take a second?
Isn't it crazy that that little scanner
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can do all those
wildly different tests?
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- I mean, come on.
- Yeah, pretty great.
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Yes, hooray for everything.
Now, what's it worth?
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Well, that, I can't say.
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I don't even know
what elements it's made of...
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Assuming
they're even known to us.
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- I'll have to do many more tests to...
- Ooh, here's a test.
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- Cut the damn thing open and...
- Whoa, hey!
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- Cool!
- Holy shit! It's magnetic!
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No, I don't think so.
There's metal all over
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- the place in here, so...
- Oh, my God! Our fillings!
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What are you talking about?
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A, fillings are nonferrous, so...
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So...
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- So even if it were magnetic...
- It's not gonna eat your damn fillings.
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- But I don't think it is a magnet. See?
- Well, then how...
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Okay, um, pick up another scalpel.
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- And?
- Huh. Well, I had a theory...
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- Damn it, woman! If you don't...
- Ah!
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Oh, shit.
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That it was reacting to a weapon.
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Then let's kill it!
Kill it!
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Kill it before...
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- Whoa!
- Aah!
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- Oh, shit.
- Uh...
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Hmm, or maybe just aggression.
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- What?
- Huh.
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Come on, you're saying
it can read our emotions?
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I'm not saying anything... yet.
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- How 'bout now?
- Oh, no.
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Sorry, need to do a whole big
series of tests before I can...
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- Huh, still interrupting.
- Typical.
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But we should probably... uh...
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Carol, come on.
Let's get out of there.
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Wow, that's...
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- Somebody give me a hand here.
- I can help.
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Somebody strong.
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Ready?
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I mean... I mean,
that's crazy, right?
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All right, Jesus.
I'm doing it.
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- Okay, Pam, you're up.
- Mm-kay.
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One, two, three, go.
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Son of a... Go!
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I just thought of something.
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Oh, my God,
if you say "Ranch Tub"...
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No, shut up.
Look, I can bench, like, 500 kilos,
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- so I can keep pulling on her, but...
- Eventually something's gotta give.
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Like her birdy little neck bones.
Because whatever this thing is,
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I mean, it's obviously supernatural.
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Well, since when is it supernatural?
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- Well, it's not a magnet.
- Oh, come on.
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So those are our only two options,
ghosts or magnets?
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- I mean...
- Oh, come on.
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This is just some bullshit of yours
to put off going back to Earth.
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What?
So, what, Lana, I conjured up
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some kind of...
telepathic ghost cube?
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I didn't say you
conjured it up, dickwrap.
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I said that...
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Huh.
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Well, I hope you're all...
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Jeezy Petes.
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- Happy.
- Is she breathing?
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- No.
- So she's...
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- I mean...
- Oh! If only we had access
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to some sort of device
which could tell us!
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- Krieger!
- What's that?
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Oh, right, the scanner!
Doy.
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Hang on, let me reset it for...
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Ah, Jesus!
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Are you okay?
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- I think so.
- What was it like?
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- What did you see?
- I don't know. It...
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I can't explain it.
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- Oh, my God!
- What?
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- I just remembered.
- Remembered what?
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I don't even have fillings.
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So that whole time
you're in there,
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you didn't see anything?
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No, I mean, it's hard to explain.
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It was kind of like I was...
nothing... and everything?
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If that makes any sense.
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About as much as what normally
comes out of your mouth.
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- And speaking of your mouth...
- What about it?
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- You're really packing it away there.
- Um, I'm hungry. Sue me.
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I will if it turns out you ate all
the priceless filling out of that cube.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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- Pointless.
- You really think it's worth something?
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It's gotta be,
I mean, to somebody.
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And whom might that somebody be?
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Well, obviously we need
to do some market research,
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- but it's...
- It's gone.
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- What?
- Wait, what?
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Gone?
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- What are you doing?
- What's the matter?
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Hey, the food ain't that bad, baby.
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What's wrong?
Are you choking?
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- Typical.
- W-w-w-what's the matter?
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- This is serious.
- Get a spoon in her!
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Space phrasing!
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- No.
- Plus, that's a collectible!
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Get that spoon in her!
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I'm trying.
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- Oh, God.
- Ugh!
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- Gross.
- What the shit with the spoon?!
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- I...
- We thought you were...
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What, "She's choking, so let's shove
a goddamn spoon down her throat"?
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- Yeah, Cyril.
- Hey, you know what?
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I know the stupid cube is gone.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, what happened?
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- Yeah, what the shit, Krieger?
- It was right here on...
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well, six inches above the table.
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I needed some more
sterilizing wipes, so I...
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Why would you need sterilizing wipes?
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- I...
- Oh, Krieger, buddy.
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Please tell me you didn't try
to have sex with the ghost cube.
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- Krieger!
- That's nasty, Krieger!
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- Ew!
- No, of course I didn't.
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We can check the security footage.
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There isn't any.
The camera was off.
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- Oh, how convenient.
- I did not have sex with the cube.
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- Because first of all, with what?
- Oh, okay, okay.
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You wanna make your stupid
little Ken Doll jokes?
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Would they be warranted?
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- I...
- Focus, people.
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There's a million credits'
worth of ghost cube missing.
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What happened, Ken?
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As I was saying...
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I needed more sterilizing wipes.
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I need more sterilizing wipes.
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So I walked out the door,
and after it closed behind m,
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I keyed in the alphanumeric
code to lock it.
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I walked down to the supply room,
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got the wipes,
and walked back.
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I keyed in the code to unlock
the aforementioned door.
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I walked in...
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What the...
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The cube was gone.
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So obviously one of you took it.
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- No, we did not!
- That's bullshit.
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Nobody took your new girlfriend.
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Yeah, plus, we were all
together in the mess, so...
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- So how did it leave a locked room?
- Plenty of ways. Here, hold this.
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All right, let's go find that thing.
And let's all split up.
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We can cover a lot more ground
that way.
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So individually go bumbling
around this big ole spaceship
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looking for a ghost.
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To bumble or not is up to you,
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but whoever finds it gets to keep it.
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- Wait, what?
- Findies keepies!
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- Wait a minute, what?
- Huh?
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- Out of my way!
- No, no, no, no!
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Get out of my way! No!
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And bumble it is.
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- Get out of my way, meathead.
- I saw it first!
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Wait a minute.
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Now, look, before you all
go running off half-cocked...
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Krieger, we don't have time
to pile on you
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- with a bunch of no-dick jokes.
- I knew it right when I said it.
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- I call bridge!
- Well, I'm coming with you.
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- No, you're not.
- Uh... well, then I-I get the crew quarters.
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You better not go in my boudoir!
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Okay, I call dibs on the... aah!
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- Dibs on them ribs, sucka!
- Oh, holy shit. That really hurt.
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Well, if you think that hurt...
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That's disconcerting.
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- Yeah, ya think?
- Yes.
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I said no, God damn it!
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- Get out!
- Hey!
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I won't have you manhandling
my beautiful things.
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Well, how do I know it's not in there?
241
00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:27,225
- Because we said so.
- Who's "we"?
242
00:11:28,428 --> 00:11:30,429
Is that supposed to be funny?
243
00:11:33,533 --> 00:11:35,601
Hope it was his dick.
244
00:11:35,602 --> 00:11:38,135
- Right in the foot!
- Eh.
245
00:11:39,439 --> 00:11:43,491
- Any luck?
- No, Lana. And this is my area, so...
246
00:11:43,593 --> 00:11:45,527
So...
247
00:11:45,528 --> 00:11:49,297
So... so talk
about space whores, huh?
248
00:11:49,399 --> 00:11:51,533
- Excuse me?
- I, um...
249
00:11:51,534 --> 00:11:54,369
Uh, nothing.
Uh, ne... never mind.
250
00:11:54,471 --> 00:11:57,556
- I'll never your mind.
- Um, airball.
251
00:11:57,557 --> 00:12:01,427
- I'll... air your balls.
- Yeah, yeah, you will.
252
00:12:01,428 --> 00:12:02,661
God damn it!
253
00:12:02,662 --> 00:12:04,563
Holy shit,
I think I'm seeing things.
254
00:12:04,564 --> 00:12:06,465
I maybe need to get
some sleep, huh?
255
00:12:06,466 --> 00:12:09,400
Or at least my balls aired out.
256
00:12:09,502 --> 00:12:11,370
Yeah, right?
257
00:12:11,371 --> 00:12:12,605
- Hey.
- Who the hell are you, man?
258
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:15,490
What are you...
I'm TV's Michael Gray.
259
00:12:15,592 --> 00:12:17,251
TV's Michael Gray who?
260
00:12:17,252 --> 00:12:18,910
Uh, TV's Michael Gray
261
00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:22,498
says quit being a dick
and open the door?
262
00:12:22,499 --> 00:12:24,400
Seriously, quit being a dick.
263
00:12:24,401 --> 00:12:27,302
Okay, um, h-hang on.
264
00:12:27,404 --> 00:12:28,637
Okay, on three. Ready?
265
00:12:28,638 --> 00:12:31,624
- Can we not do it on one?
- Shut up, okay.
266
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:34,392
One... two!
267
00:12:37,846 --> 00:12:39,923
Disconcerting.
268
00:12:46,540 --> 00:12:48,123
Michael.
269
00:12:48,124 --> 00:12:49,325
TV's Michael Gray.
270
00:12:49,326 --> 00:12:51,226
Mikey-Mike, where are you?
271
00:12:51,227 --> 00:12:52,361
Who the hell's Mikey-Mike?
272
00:12:52,362 --> 00:12:54,996
Exactly, that's what I'm...
273
00:12:55,098 --> 00:12:56,398
'Cause you think he'd like
some of this?
274
00:12:58,268 --> 00:12:59,401
What? No.
275
00:12:59,402 --> 00:13:01,403
Stop that.
What... what are you doing?
276
00:13:03,406 --> 00:13:06,201
I'm hungry. Sue me.
277
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,227
And then get up to the bridge.
278
00:13:08,228 --> 00:13:10,162
Her Lanaship has
some big announcement.
279
00:13:10,163 --> 00:13:13,965
- Whoa, what, did somebody find it?
- Find what?
280
00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:16,135
What cube?
281
00:13:16,136 --> 00:13:20,039
Mother, I am extremely not in the
mood, so seriously, where is it?
282
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:23,157
You mean like an ice cube
or something in a Rubik...
283
00:13:23,259 --> 00:13:25,294
- Quit dicking around already!
- Hey, whoa.
284
00:13:25,295 --> 00:13:29,198
I'm talking about the mysterious
and possibly haunted ghost cube
285
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:32,301
- that Carol got her head stuck in.
- I think I'd remember that.
286
00:13:32,302 --> 00:13:34,303
And I'd be the first one to believe
287
00:13:34,304 --> 00:13:36,238
she got her head
stuck in something.
288
00:13:36,239 --> 00:13:39,291
- Thank you.
- But you are just sounding insane.
289
00:13:39,292 --> 00:13:41,360
You sound insane!
All of you!
290
00:13:41,361 --> 00:13:45,229
Oh, oh, and I all know
what you're trying to do.
291
00:13:45,332 --> 00:13:49,133
You wanna
maybe walk us through that?
292
00:13:49,235 --> 00:13:52,404
Oh, my God.
I know somebody found the cube
293
00:13:52,405 --> 00:13:55,424
- and that it's findies keepies.
- You mean finders keepers.
294
00:13:55,425 --> 00:13:57,493
But don't stand there and lie to me!
295
00:13:57,494 --> 00:13:59,328
- Nobody's...
- Plus, you dressing
296
00:13:59,329 --> 00:14:01,263
- like a whore?
- Excuse me?
297
00:14:01,264 --> 00:14:03,499
- And how is Cyril's foot okay?
- Uh, what, now?
298
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,300
You got shot in the foot, asshole.
299
00:14:05,301 --> 00:14:08,069
And, oh, my God,
TV's Michael Gray?
300
00:14:08,171 --> 00:14:09,204
- TV's Michael who?
- Huh?
301
00:14:09,205 --> 00:14:12,391
All right. I don't know
if you got in the meds locker
302
00:14:12,392 --> 00:14:16,361
or if this is just the onset
of tertiary syphilis, but...
303
00:14:16,463 --> 00:14:20,165
- He better not have syphilis.
- Why had he better not have syphilis?
304
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:23,067
I... wh...
because syphilis is bad, dude.
305
00:14:23,169 --> 00:14:24,470
Listen to me, God damn it!
306
00:14:24,471 --> 00:14:26,171
- Oh!
- Easy!
307
00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:29,091
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, man.
- And speaking of meds,
308
00:14:29,092 --> 00:14:32,293
don't you think you could use
a bit of a... relaxer?
309
00:14:32,395 --> 00:14:35,490
- No!
- Oh, now... Krieger, don't you have
310
00:14:35,491 --> 00:14:38,881
- something to take the edge off?
- As a matter of fact...
311
00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:41,136
You and your pills keep
away from me, you...
312
00:14:41,137 --> 00:14:42,371
you dickless fish!
313
00:14:42,372 --> 00:14:43,505
- Wha...
- He's got a gun!
314
00:14:43,506 --> 00:14:47,292
Sterling!
Sterling, look at me.
315
00:14:47,293 --> 00:14:49,194
Now, I don't know what's wrong,
316
00:14:49,195 --> 00:14:52,363
but I promise you,
whatever it is, we'll fix it.
317
00:14:52,465 --> 00:14:54,366
But first you have to trust us.
318
00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:56,268
- Oh, no.
- Suit yourself.
319
00:14:56,269 --> 00:14:57,569
- Krieger?
- Yep, yep, yep!
320
00:14:57,570 --> 00:14:58,570
No, no, no, no...
321
00:15:02,358 --> 00:15:04,226
You dick.
322
00:15:04,227 --> 00:15:05,227
Jesus!
323
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:13,502
All right. Krieger,
take him down to the med lab
324
00:15:13,503 --> 00:15:16,337
and try to find out what in
the hell's the matter with him.
325
00:15:16,439 --> 00:15:18,390
Him? What about me?
326
00:15:18,391 --> 00:15:22,261
- We know what's wrong with you.
- Yeah, foot hole.
327
00:15:22,262 --> 00:15:25,197
- Well?
- Well, it's really kind of weird.
328
00:15:25,198 --> 00:15:26,465
Uh, no shit.
329
00:15:26,466 --> 00:15:29,435
The scanner shows normal vitals
and doesn't show anything
330
00:15:29,436 --> 00:15:32,069
physically or neurologically unusual.
331
00:15:32,172 --> 00:15:34,173
No drugs in his system and...
332
00:15:34,174 --> 00:15:36,458
just what I assume is
a therapeutic level of bourbon.
333
00:15:36,459 --> 00:15:41,396
- And... no syphilis?
- No venereal disease of any kind.
334
00:15:41,397 --> 00:15:43,198
Or judgment, by the way.
335
00:15:43,199 --> 00:15:44,466
- Don't care.
- Eh.
336
00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:48,370
- How does that thing know all that?
- I know. Pretty great.
337
00:15:48,371 --> 00:15:52,257
All right, keep scanning or whatever,
and keep him down here
338
00:15:52,258 --> 00:15:53,525
until you find out
what's wrong with him.
339
00:15:53,526 --> 00:15:55,561
My therapeutic levels are low.
340
00:15:55,562 --> 00:15:58,262
And I could actually use
some sterilizing wipes.
341
00:15:58,364 --> 00:16:02,267
- I'll bet. Keep an eye on him?
- Mm-hmm.
342
00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:06,504
Uh... hello?
343
00:16:06,606 --> 00:16:10,124
Is there a reason you locked
the door from the outside?
344
00:16:10,226 --> 00:16:12,361
Krieger? Hello?
345
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:14,913
- Super.
- Is it?
346
00:16:14,914 --> 00:16:17,332
Oh!
Jesus Christ, Archer!
347
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:19,301
What are you doing?
You scared the shit out of me!
348
00:16:19,302 --> 00:16:21,303
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Well...
349
00:16:21,304 --> 00:16:22,538
what'd ya expect, nerfnuts?
350
00:16:22,539 --> 00:16:24,490
It's alcohol. It's gonna hurt.
351
00:16:24,491 --> 00:16:28,227
- Well, if you think that hurt...
- Yes! Yes, I do think it hurt!
352
00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:30,262
You'd better not be wasting that.
353
00:16:30,263 --> 00:16:33,231
Um, guess it kind of depends
on how you mean.
354
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:36,502
I mean, we've really only got
two options here, Lana.
355
00:16:36,503 --> 00:16:40,137
One is that this is all
some sort of ruse,
356
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,973
and the other is
that I'm crazy.
357
00:16:43,008 --> 00:16:47,026
- You're kind of acting crazy.
- I don't think I'm acting crazy.
358
00:16:47,061 --> 00:16:51,533
- That's kind of one of the symptoms.
- Ah, the old catch-21.
359
00:16:51,534 --> 00:16:55,403
21, 22, whatever it takes.
360
00:16:55,505 --> 00:16:57,372
Ow! Shit!
361
00:16:57,373 --> 00:16:59,525
Jesus Christ, you are crazy!
362
00:16:59,526 --> 00:17:01,627
Yeah?
Would a crazy person do this?
363
00:17:01,628 --> 00:17:04,262
No, no, no, no, wait!
364
00:17:04,364 --> 00:17:06,298
Yes...
365
00:17:21,364 --> 00:17:23,632
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
- Hey, what the...
366
00:17:25,635 --> 00:17:29,271
Emergency. Med lab.
367
00:17:29,272 --> 00:17:31,557
- What emergency?
- Well, it has been almost a minute
368
00:17:31,558 --> 00:17:34,560
- since Archer got some attention.
- You're just a mess.
369
00:17:34,561 --> 00:17:38,529
- Holy shit! Look!
- Oh, my God! Come on!
370
00:17:38,631 --> 00:17:40,599
Come on, come on,
come on, come on!
371
00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:43,402
Argh!
372
00:17:47,407 --> 00:17:48,557
Come on, come on,
come on, come on,
373
00:17:48,558 --> 00:17:49,591
come on, come on,
come on, come on!
374
00:17:49,592 --> 00:17:52,477
- Why the hell is it so long?
- Space phrasing.
375
00:17:52,478 --> 00:17:53,962
- That's just how it comes!
- Twofer.
376
00:17:53,963 --> 00:17:55,664
Oh, my God,
just reset it, Dr. Science!
377
00:17:55,665 --> 00:17:58,332
Will you shut up?!
378
00:17:58,434 --> 00:18:01,502
If I mess up,
I have to start all over again!
379
00:18:03,439 --> 00:18:06,425
Sterling, stop!
Do you hear me?
380
00:18:06,426 --> 00:18:08,293
Stop it this instant!
381
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:09,328
What are you doing?
382
00:18:10,496 --> 00:18:12,698
My frickin' tit!
383
00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:16,635
- Sterling!
- A Tennessee titty twister?
384
00:18:16,636 --> 00:18:18,503
Whoa!
385
00:18:18,504 --> 00:18:21,355
Well, how do ya like these titties?
386
00:18:22,692 --> 00:18:27,429
- Lana? Are you all right?
- I...
387
00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:29,398
I think so.
388
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:34,602
- Ugh, my magazine's not.
- Shut up. And, Pam, Gillette...
389
00:18:34,704 --> 00:18:37,271
throw his ass in the brig!
390
00:18:38,358 --> 00:18:41,660
Yeah, well...
I guess we'll see about that!
391
00:18:41,661 --> 00:18:45,631
Huh?
Pfff. The brig.
392
00:18:45,632 --> 00:18:47,466
Like, where do they get off?
393
00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:49,501
They're the ones running around
changing clothes
394
00:18:49,502 --> 00:18:51,536
and shooting people in the neck
with darts
395
00:18:51,537 --> 00:18:54,472
and... eating
perfectly good magazines.
396
00:18:54,574 --> 00:18:56,525
You know?
I mean, that's crazy.
397
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,226
I mean, right?
398
00:18:59,562 --> 00:19:03,331
- Yes, sir.
- Yeah. Thank you. Mmm.
399
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,133
God, that's good.
400
00:19:05,635 --> 00:19:09,470
Wait, are... are... are you
supposed to be here?
401
00:19:11,557 --> 00:19:16,494
- No, sir.
- Huh. Now, that's disconcerting.
402
00:19:16,596 --> 00:19:18,859
Yes, sir.
403
00:19:22,682 --> 00:19:26,885
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