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The risotto isn't bad,
but it's not what Chef Zane
did back at Fortunato.
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He replaced the rosemary
with saffron, for one thing.
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And what is this stock?
Did he get it out of a can?
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My fish isn't bad.
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But it's not great either,
I'm sure. I warned you
against the snapper.
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Do you think
it'll calm down?
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God. I hope so.
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That guy is a bit
of a blowhard,
though, isn't he?
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The food's not spicy at all,
you can barely taste it.
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Mine's pretty spicy. Try it.
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I don't taste anything.
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Have you been throwing
rolls at me?
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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It wasn't me.
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Really, he didn't.
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I'm so sorry someone would
choose to behave that way.
Really, I...
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I'm so sorry.
Really, really,
really sorry.
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No, no, no, no.
I swear, I...
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It's not me.
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A bloody tear could just mean
subconjunctival hemorrhage.
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He sneezed too hard
from a cold, which
caused his lack of taste.
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House isn't going to care.
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Does "black tie optional"
really mean black tie, 'cause
I don't want to rent if...
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There's been a glitch
with the wedding.
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And House will
be interested.
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A "glitch"?
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Patient had his
corpus callosum cut
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to correct
a seizure issue.
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A "glitch"?
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The seizures stopped
after the surgery.
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But he's having trouble
adjusting to a split brain.
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A "glitch"?
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This is Dr. Taub.
Tell him about shopping.
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I go into a grocery store,
everything seems normal.
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I get to the checkout,
and there's all these
extra items in my cart.
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Stuff I didn't put there.
Stuff I hate.
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My left hand hates me.
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Yeah. I think House'll
be interested.
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(HOUSE HUMMING)
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Just warning you.
I'm in a good mood
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and largely pain-free,
so I've got no
idea how things are...
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Alien hand syndrome.
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Set off by a stroke, or is
there a pony in the backyard?
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Split brain. Right hemisphere
controls the left, and...
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It's making life miserable.
Non-logical thinkers often do.
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The current issue
isn't the split brain.
The surgery corrected...
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You're dissing
the right hemisphere?
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Most people who have this
operation don't even notice
they're missing anything.
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The left brain has language,
arithmetic, rationality,
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and right brain
is a mute loser.
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The right brain is more
aesthetically oriented, has
greater facial recognition.
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I couldn't have been a
plastic surgeon without it.
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Yes, and where
would junior high be
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without our ability to judge
people on aesthetics?
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Right brain's also more aware
of the present moment,
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our place in the universe.
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It's a universal daisy chain
of peace and love that
throws buns at people.
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THIRTEEN: His present symptoms
could mean autoimmune disease,
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a nasolacrimal tumor,
an infection or just a cold.
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Good morning, sunshine.
We got a brand new toy,
you want to play?
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We need to talk.
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Great. I love euphemisms.
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By "euphemism," I mean
when you say something
but mean something else.
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Begin eliminating.
Search the home.
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Isn't that locking the
barn door after the horse
has put his face
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between your breasts
for an hour and a half?
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I'm your boss.
You're an employee.
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I'm not normally
into role-playing,
but if you want to...
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People who get close
to you get hurt.
That's a fact.
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You're also a valued
doctor in this hospital.
That's another fact.
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From now on,
we're going to focus
on the second fact.
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So, this isn't you freaking
out over last night?
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This isn't an emotional
decision. I'm just giving
you the rules.
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You can either
accept them or leave.
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I slept with Cuddy.
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After she helped me
detox from Vicodin.
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I've been clean for
almost 24 hours now.
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Okay.
Thought I'd mention it.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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One for each.
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That's what she said. Ah!
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How's the pain?
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She's probably
got some bruising.
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Yeah, I get it, you're a stud.
This is serious, House.
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I feel better than I
did four hours ago.
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Four hours from now,
I'll feel better than this.
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The other "wow."
You were sober?
She was sober?
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Clean and sober and hot.
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Wow. This is fantastic.
How are you
gonna screw it up?
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Several good options.
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Unfortunately, I don't
think she's gonna give
me the pleasure.
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She left before I woke up
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and five minutes ago,
she told me that
I'm just an employee.
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Ha.
Yes.
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Well, either she's
actually in love
with you and scared,
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or she realized last night
was a gigantic mistake.
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You were needy
and vulnerable,
she was maternal.
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You think she
jumped me out of pity?
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No, I'm saying
whatever is going on,
you need to talk to her.
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Absolutely.
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Does our patient
freak you out a little?
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TAUB: No.
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If he's two people,
then we're all two people
and we just don't know it.
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And what does that
say about identity?
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It says we're making
it up as we go along,
which I find freeing.
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Wow, I haven't been
in a bathroom this size
since my dorm in med school.
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Is that fungus?
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It's from the steam buildup.
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What do you think of
this "glitch" with Chase
and Cameron's wedding?
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It's always a sad thing when
sperm comes between people.
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I hear the sperm
is very good today.
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I mean, the salmon.
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Go away.
No other tables.
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You'd let your wife
keep another man's
offspring on ice
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next to the frozen peas,
just in case?
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That's what this is about.
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She's not ready
to commit to me.
She's planning for failure.
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Did you know that male fruit
flies have toxic chemicals
in their seminal fluid
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that inhibit the sperm
of other males?
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Wilson says we need to talk.
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We talked.
I agree.
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This has clearly gone
past the talking stage.
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What?
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Hey. Great, did
you find my MP3?
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Not yet. But I got
your shaving stuff,
toothpaste, deodorant,
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some magazines,
and this cactus
from your window.
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You didn't have to do that.
Really, the hospital
supplies all that stuff.
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I'm still trying too hard,
huh? Trying to get your
other half to like me.
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00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:08,839
No, no, no. Don't say that,
okay? I like you,
which means that...
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We shouldn't
read into that.
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THIRTEEN: Anti-fungal meds.
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Ordinarily we'd put
them in your IV,
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00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:20,783
but since your right
brain doesn't seem
too fond of IVs...
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00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:22,521
You should be feeling
better in a few days.
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I have to get back to work.
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Rick says your shift
will be waiting for you
when you get back.
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Thanks.
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Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I have to go. I have
to get back to work.
No, no, no...
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Babe, wait. Hold on.
No, no. It wasn't me...
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I can't walk.
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TAUB: Well, obviously
it wasn't the fungus.
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And it's not a coordination
issue. Dehydration can
cause loss of balance.
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We haven't had him on IV.
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No. Good skin turgor,
not orthostatic.
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Could be our tax
dollars at work,
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constantly building new
roadways and bridges.
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00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:05,027
Meningioma. Slow-growing.
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It could extend along
the sub-osteal layer
of the cranial cavity,
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and be hidden by the bone.
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00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:11,402
The cancer cells are actually
re-growing a connection
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between the left
and right hemispheres.
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If you're right, the two
halves have begun
sending messages again,
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00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,247
but it's too early
in the process for
him to pick up on it.
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But we can test for it.
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HOUSE: Proof.
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00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:31,361
You didn't talk
to her, did you?
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If I'd talked,
she'd have lied,
I'd have lied,
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and though two negatives
make a positive,
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I thought thermal-imaging
photos seemed simpler.
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Note how many more heated
areas appear after less
than a minute with me.
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So it's either love,
or possibly rage.
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Don't talk to her.
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I have no plans
to talk to her.
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Manipulation is in
your genetic code.
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00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:51,911
You think
I'm making a mistake,
you move in to correct.
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You are making a mistake.
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She lied to me.
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Either last night or today.
I need to find out
which and why.
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And clearly, thermal
imaging is the way.
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This isn't a case. You're not
looking for a diagnosis.
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If this matters at all
to you, please, for once
in your life, be an adult.
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FOREMAN: Keep your eyesfocused on the plus sign.
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Any image that appears onyour far right will onlybe seen by your left brain,
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and any image on yourfar left will only beseen by your right brain.
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Okay.
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Just start bysaying the words.
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Book, giraffe,
willow, fortunate.
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You're not saying the word.
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I didn't see a word.
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Could you draw a pictureof what you thinkthe word might be?
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Look, I didn't see...
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Candle.
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This is so cool.
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Yeah, that's not
freaky at all.
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No communication.
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So far.
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Scott, why are you standing?
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I'm a little chilly.
I thought I'd get a sweater
or something from my room.
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Is that okay?
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Just a few more minutes.
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And that, ladies
and gentlemen,
is the left hemisphere.
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The side that's obsessed
with finding answers,
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the one that needs
things to make sense,
the interpreter.
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That's where we tell
the story of who we are
and why we do things.
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That's also the side
that was wrong.
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The right brain's advantage
is that it isn't logical,
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it doesn't choose which
details to look at.
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It makes connections you could
never see. You owe your
insight to the "mute loser."
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I'll send it tickets
to a Phillies game.
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00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:54,805
Confabulation
means no communication.
Means your theory's wrong.
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But he is cold.
205
00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,179
Why are you scratching?
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It itches.
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Ammonia breath.
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Your liver is failing.
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I know for them to approve
this price, they'll need
statistical documentation...
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What? Why are you
looking at me?
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When you first walked in,
I was under the impression
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you wanted to
say something else.
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Nope.
About House and me.
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There's nothing
to talk about.
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(DOOR OPENING)
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I want permission
to do a liver biopsy.
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We're looking
for sarcoidosis.
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Fine.
219
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:57,165
What do you mean, "Fine"?
220
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What do you mean,
what do I mean?
221
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,563
Do you mean
that because a liver
biopsy is not a test
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that by any stretch
of the imagination
could be considered risky,
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so asking my permission is
essentially wasting my time,
224
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,748
and you're wondering
what my reaction
to that will be?
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Yes.
226
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,008
Are you trying
to make me angry?
227
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:13,108
Yes.
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Do your biopsy. And also,
do your clinic hours.
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I'm blowing off
my clinic hours.
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Really?
231
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Let's see how that goes.
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Still not angry.
Try again later.
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(EXHALING)
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Sorry. I know
I'm a little ripe.
235
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Just a sweaty guy.
Recently?
236
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Always.
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With a crazy left hand.
Sometimes I fantasize
about cutting it off.
238
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:54,125
Just a fantasy.
It's the hand
that's crazy, not me.
239
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,455
What?
240
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:02,728
If it doesn't like an
ultrasound wand, how's it
gonna react to a needle?
241
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,403
Can you get music
into this room?
242
00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:11,207
I think you're using your
relationship with Cuddy as
a replacement for drugs.
243
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,369
You should be in more pain
so soon into detoxing,
244
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:16,004
but your body's full
of romantic endorphins,
245
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:20,643
and on top of that, you
create this distraction
of looking for proof.
246
00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:23,210
You think I should stop
and let the pain flood back?
247
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,051
Cuddy is not
a Vicodin substitute.
248
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,148
Quite the opposite.
249
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:29,217
You have to wait
for her to be ready.
250
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:32,229
Great advice.
You pretend that
I'm going to do that.
251
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:34,526
You've made two major
changes in your life,
252
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,534
not a time anyone's
judgment is at its best.
253
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:40,231
Didn't you used to argue
that my judgment would
be better off drugs?
254
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:43,035
Admit it. You're curious
why I want to make her angry.
255
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,338
I'm sure it's convoluted,
wrong and stupid.
256
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:48,005
You're dying to know
what I found on
her coffee cup.
257
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,173
No, because...
Oxytocin.
258
00:15:56,555 --> 00:16:00,616
Oxytocin, the chemical
involved in emotional bonding.
259
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:04,719
Her lips say "no,"
her hormones say "Oh,
my God, yes, more."
260
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,265
No. For you to know
her levels were elevated,
261
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:08,856
you'd need a baseline
to compare them with.
262
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:13,234
I paid the guy in the gym
to retrieve one of her water
bottles from the trash.
263
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,773
Love inspires
us to greatness.
264
00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:18,206
So I need to make
her lose her temper,
265
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:20,609
which breaks her delusion,
which demonstrates
to me, and to her,
266
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,772
that there is something
underneath this facade.
267
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:23,905
And then what happens?
268
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,144
She admits everything
and falls into your arms?
269
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:30,051
That's outcome one.
Outcome two is
she kills me.
270
00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:32,454
I think it's
50-50 right now.
271
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,154
Great.
272
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:36,625
I thought you'd say that.
273
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:39,926
You're committing
yourself to something.
To someone.
274
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:44,436
I mean, it's childish in
a way, but ultimately great.
275
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:49,296
Assuming...
Are you absolutely sure
you want this to succeed?
276
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:53,306
Why is an old guy
standing in my doorway?
277
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:55,175
Eugene Schwartz.
278
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:57,775
Eugene Schwartz.
279
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,648
Dr. Cuddy asked me to come
up here from the clinic.
280
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:04,018
She says you're seeing
patients in your office.
281
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:06,489
It's still free,
though, isn't it?
282
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,617
She sent him.
That's gotta
mean something.
283
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,958
I'll go get my decoder ring.
284
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:17,032
I squawk. Like a parrot.
285
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:19,826
(SQUAWKING)
286
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,863
No, that's not it.
It started a few months ago.
287
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:26,968
I was doing some
woodworking in my garage.
I was trying to make a chair.
288
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,508
Was it the chair?
289
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,879
Anyway, all of a sudden,
from nowhere,
290
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:35,112
this strange noise
comes bursting
out of my mouth.
291
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,449
(SQUAWKING)
292
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,152
Tough to fake that.
293
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,659
Nice pants.
294
00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:48,858
My wife Mona thinks
I'm busting her chops.
It's ruining my marriage.
295
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,025
Where are we going?
296
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,126
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
297
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:55,469
So your left hand would
rather play air guitar
than give me a hard time?
298
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:58,806
Lt'd rather play air guitar
than tie shoes, eat dinner...
299
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:01,141
Your right hand's
playing, too.
300
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:03,044
I don't want to
discourage it.
301
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,754
Splinter hemorrhages
under his fingernails.
302
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,223
What's that...
303
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,087
TAUB: BP and O2 sat
are dropping.
304
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:20,825
We need a bag of
B-negative in here!
305
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,857
So much for sarcoidosis.
306
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,099
Points to a clotting issue.
Clots would explain
all his symptoms.
307
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,901
Why aren't we
in the office?
308
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,965
I'm tired of clinic duty.
309
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:34,273
There's only one thing
that could cause
squawking, right?
310
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:35,437
Yeah.
311
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:37,139
We gave him heparin
and did an echo
of his heart
312
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:38,477
to see if it was
throwing clots, but...
313
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:39,710
More air guitar?
314
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:40,877
The heart's fine.
315
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:44,252
We wanted to test
for Factor V Leiden,
Protein C, Protein S,
316
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:47,781
but the hand got
tired of cooperating.
We finally knocked him out.
317
00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:49,451
And all those tests came
up negative anyway,
318
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:52,155
or you'd have opened
by telling me
your brilliant diagnosis.
319
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,731
He apologized
for being sweaty,
320
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,427
said it had always been
an issue. But what if
it's a symptom?
321
00:18:56,502 --> 00:19:00,438
There are cancers that cause
night sweats and can lead
to clots. Lymphoma.
322
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:02,440
Or pancreatic cancer.
323
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:05,338
Go scan his pancreas.
324
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:10,342
And try Led Zeppelin.
325
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:15,142
We've always remembered what
this hospital did for Leo
when his appendix burst.
326
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:17,586
Still, a check this size...
327
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:21,418
Sorry to interrupt,
here's my poo.
328
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:25,522
Dr. House said to bring it
over and leave it with
you as soon as I could.
329
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:28,600
I don't know if you people
have an official term for it.
330
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,658
Stool sample.
Ah, yes.
331
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,202
Thank you.
I'll take care of it.
332
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:36,536
It's hard to rush these
things. Even if you've
eaten a lot of broccoli.
333
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:41,835
Where are you going?
334
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:45,475
Annie called.
She's not coming back.
335
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:46,641
This is not
the best time...
336
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:49,118
Look, you said the heparin
would keep new clots
from forming.
337
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,213
Maybe. But something's
obviously causing the clots.
338
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:52,347
If you have
pancreatic cancer...
339
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:53,550
We're not trying
to scare you,
340
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:55,957
but even in its early
stages, the fatality rate...
341
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,017
You walk out of here...
342
00:19:57,095 --> 00:19:58,289
(SHOUTING) Stop!
343
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:03,030
Look, I'd ask you to put
yourself in my place,
344
00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:05,626
but nobody can put
themselves in my place.
345
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:10,471
Did she find somebody new?
Was I not being
attentive enough? No.
346
00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:14,307
She's just tired of being
insulted by a limb.
347
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:21,041
She said that my feelings
toward her were mixed. Well,
my feelings aren't mixed.
348
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,215
You're not going anywhere.
349
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,553
Unless you want to go naked.
350
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:30,153
Your right brain knows
you need to stay.
351
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,388
My right brain's an ass.
352
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:35,325
(SIGHING)
353
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,057
(DOOR OPENING)
354
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,193
CAMERON: Got a minute?
355
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:42,170
There's something
wrong with this cup.
356
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:45,569
I need someone to bounce
ideas off of. Someone
to be my whiteboard.
357
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:47,167
That's how you
taught me to work.
358
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,679
I have three choices.
359
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,944
First, I can accept it's over,
pretend we don't work
in the same hospital,
360
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:55,110
have selective visual
impairment when we pass
each other in the hall.
361
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,949
Second, I can accept
it's over and leave.
362
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:59,252
Or you could try
making him angry.
363
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:01,019
Standard choice number three.
364
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,527
Third, I can talk to him.
365
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:07,395
But it's not like I have
any new facts I can present,
366
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:10,697
and Chase has this romantic
view of love that reality
can't compete with.
367
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:11,793
(SIGHING)
368
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,337
I know how you
could succeed.
369
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:14,429
How?
370
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:19,200
Just say the magic words,
"I will destroy my
husband's sperm."
371
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:23,047
You mean, succeed without
doing that? Probably not.
372
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,246
I have doubts.
Normal doubts.
373
00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:32,620
It's not wrong to prepare for
bad things to happen, even if
you don't expect them to.
374
00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:35,989
I don't expect my condo
to burn down, but
I have fire insurance.
375
00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:41,332
Patient's girlfriend left him,
now he wants to leave us.
376
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:50,131
If your condo rules don't
let you buy insurance,
do you go homeless?
377
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,272
His room is this way.
378
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:56,143
What? You think
I can fix this?
379
00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:58,114
We need to offer this guy
something he can only get
380
00:21:58,183 --> 00:22:00,845
if he stays in the hospital.
Relationship counseling.
381
00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:01,941
I don't know if
his girlfriend is...
382
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,510
I mean his
two hemispheres.
383
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:06,955
That's the breakfast of
relationships, the most
important one of the day.
384
00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:09,289
We need your
special skills.
385
00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:15,156
SCOTT: Is the guy out there?
386
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:17,497
The guy that's gonna
make my right brain work?
387
00:22:17,569 --> 00:22:18,729
Oh, for...
388
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:22,807
What do you think
your right brain wants?
389
00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:26,810
How should I know?It's crazy, it doesthings I would never do.
390
00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:31,008
Duct of Wirsung slightly
enlarged, but
within normal parameters.
391
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,113
Say something.
392
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,416
It's mute. It can'tcommunicate with you.
393
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:39,480
Maybe you should trycommunicating with it.
394
00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:43,456
"Talk to her."
The well isn't
deep, is it?
395
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,497
You're the dominant half,
you make all the decisions.
396
00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:51,025
The right side has no
control over anything.
It must be frustrating.
397
00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:53,070
No masses in body
or tail segments.
398
00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:55,469
I can't communicate with it,that's the whole...
399
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:58,304
When you decide to
go and get groceries,
what do you do?
400
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,572
What do you mean?I put on my jacketand I go to the store.
401
00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:02,146
Your right brain
has no idea
402
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,182
why you're suddenly
getting up and putting
on your jacket.
403
00:23:04,249 --> 00:23:08,242
It just gets dragged
along. Next time,
try saying it out loud.
404
00:23:08,353 --> 00:23:10,048
Just say tothe empty air,
405
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:14,216
"Hey, I think I'll go tothe store because we'reout of peanut butter"?
406
00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:15,850
How much did they teach youabout people like me
407
00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:17,588
when you were learningto be a therapist?
408
00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:19,425
I'm an oncologist.
409
00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:24,228
Your right brain likes
what he's saying.
Hasn't moved the entire scan.
410
00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:29,035
Hasn't gotten us anything,
though. Scan's clean.
It's not pancreatic cancer.
411
00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:32,702
Clotting could be a
problem well before
a solid tumor forms.
412
00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:34,006
It could still
be pancreatic.
413
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:37,048
Yes, but if you want
a diagnosis backed
by actual evidence,
414
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:38,912
we should probably
look at other cancers.
415
00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:41,008
House.
I just squawked!
416
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,417
What?
Eugene Schwartz.
417
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:45,081
Your patient from yesterday.
I just squawked!
418
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:48,921
I was buying some flowers
for Mona. It happened when
I was paying the clerk.
419
00:23:49,027 --> 00:23:50,858
I assume Dr. Cuddy
gave you this number.
420
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:54,763
Yes. She told me to call
you any time I squawked,
day or night.
421
00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:56,390
I'm sorry, but I'm
about to lose you,
422
00:23:56,468 --> 00:23:59,699
because I'm about to
drive into a tunnel in
a canyon on an airplane
423
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:01,568
while hanging up the phone.
424
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,040
I might be getting
some more phone calls,
so let's make it fast.
425
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,098
Lymphoma.
426
00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:06,371
That's right, pancreatic.
427
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,538
I know it's pancreatic.
I know there's evidence.
428
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:11,081
I know we've seen it.
I just can't...
429
00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:12,980
Right brainlleft brain
issues?
430
00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:17,249
If the cancer's too small
to find, let's make it easier.
431
00:24:17,322 --> 00:24:18,812
Let's open him
up and paint it.
432
00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:22,553
There's a new procedure
using scorpion toxin
and infrared paint.
433
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:25,152
The paint only works
on the cancer cells,
makes them easier to spot.
434
00:24:25,263 --> 00:24:27,390
Just agitating the pancreas
can cause clotting,
435
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,764
and you want to do it to a guy
whose problem is clotting?
436
00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:31,769
If I'm right about
pancreatic cancer,
437
00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:35,068
the only chance he's got
is finding and removing
those cancer cells now.
438
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:38,268
His brain MRI showed narrowing
in the blood vessels
leading up from the neck.
439
00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:40,573
If we do shake something
loose, we could kill him.
440
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:41,839
TAUB: Or one of him.
441
00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:46,509
A clot in his brain
could kill one of them
without affecting the other.
442
00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:49,513
He might actually
be okay with that.
443
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:56,791
FOREMAN: How long
is it going to take?
444
00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:59,763
Assuming he doesn't
crash, a few minutes.
445
00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:14,338
Hey, you and Cameron...
I'm sorry.
446
00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:20,781
I'll be right back.
447
00:25:27,993 --> 00:25:29,551
I don't want to
be homeless.
448
00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:32,630
Okay. You can stay in
the condo. I'll find
some other...
449
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:34,289
That's not what I mean.
450
00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:40,995
I want to marry you.
I got the forms to
destroy the sperm.
451
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,537
You sure?
452
00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:45,368
Yeah.
453
00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:48,980
I want to hug you, but
then I'd have to re-scrub.
454
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,241
I know.
455
00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:53,877
FOREMAN: BP is dropping.
456
00:25:54,419 --> 00:25:55,477
Go.
457
00:25:56,821 --> 00:26:00,222
No sign of cancer.
BP is 90 over 60.
458
00:26:08,366 --> 00:26:10,630
You never answered
my question.
459
00:26:11,002 --> 00:26:14,699
Relax. Our friendship
is not doomed.
460
00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:18,072
Thank God.
But my question was,
do you really want Cuddy,
461
00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:20,667
or is this just
another challenge?
462
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,906
You're worried that once
I'm in a relationship,
463
00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:24,038
you and me will be over.
464
00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:26,675
Hey, I'm actually for this.
I think this is great.
465
00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:32,553
But if you're serious, and
you don't treat it seriously,
then you will get hurt.
466
00:26:32,624 --> 00:26:36,788
And if you don't accept
that, then accept that
she will get hurt.
467
00:26:43,368 --> 00:26:44,357
MAN: I was told it
was your birthday.
468
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:45,460
I understand.
469
00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:47,094
So, so sorry.
470
00:26:47,872 --> 00:26:49,237
I know.
471
00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:51,033
Clearly, there was a mix-up.
472
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:52,440
Have a nice day.
473
00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:57,907
Does she look angry?
474
00:26:57,983 --> 00:27:00,383
If you're standing there
when she looks up here...
475
00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:07,786
Oh, no.
476
00:27:09,094 --> 00:27:10,220
Systolic's 80.
477
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:11,887
CHASE: Gotta finish this
suture before I can get out.
478
00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:13,021
Give him a dopamine drip.
479
00:27:13,098 --> 00:27:15,225
HOUSE: We weren't lookingup at the right time.
480
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,131
Get to your point.
We're a little busy here.
481
00:27:17,235 --> 00:27:20,068
The clots aren't fromcancer. They're comingfrom his heart.
482
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,662
We echoed the heart.
No clots.
483
00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:24,571
Not while we were looking.Didn't I open with that?
484
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,270
The clots were causedby an arrhythmia.
485
00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:27,333
No arrhythmia.
486
00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:29,277
Not while we were looking.
487
00:27:29,347 --> 00:27:30,939
Intermittent arrhythmia.
488
00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:33,610
This guy pulls ourequipment off atthe slightest provocation.
489
00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:35,778
We'd have to be watchingat the exactmoment it happened,
490
00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:38,687
which I'm guessing, given theway you two are scramblingaround like idiots,
491
00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:40,280
is right now.
492
00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:43,626
Yes, I'm saying doa transesophageal echo.
493
00:27:43,695 --> 00:27:44,923
We have to get
his BP stable.
494
00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:47,464
Absolutely.Right after the echo.
495
00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:50,262
Systolic's 70.
496
00:27:51,036 --> 00:27:52,867
The heart looked healthyat the last echo.
497
00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:56,463
And an arrhythmia wouldn'tcause clots ina healthy ventricle,
498
00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:58,873
so start withthe left atrial appendage.
499
00:28:03,982 --> 00:28:04,971
Wow.
500
00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:07,644
Yep, I did it again.
501
00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:11,485
Now get this poor guy'sBP under control andseal off the appendage.
502
00:28:11,556 --> 00:28:14,616
And then all we haveto do is find outwhat damaged his heart
503
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,059
before it goesafter somethinghe really needs.
504
00:28:20,932 --> 00:28:24,868
So what damages a healthy
20-year-old heart enough
to make it send out clots
505
00:28:24,969 --> 00:28:26,698
like it's bombing Dresden?
506
00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:27,794
Rhabdo.
507
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:29,271
Would've fried
his kidneys, too.
508
00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:30,329
What about Graves'?
509
00:28:30,408 --> 00:28:32,342
Thyroid function
tests were normal.
510
00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:36,471
Cushing's. Cortisol
overproduction could
interfere with heart rhythm.
511
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:39,278
Run a dexamethasone
suppression test.
512
00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:54,025
Annie.
513
00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:58,793
You hit me.
514
00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:02,328
I know. I'm so sorry.
But it wasn't me.
515
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:06,366
I know you would never have
done that if you were in
control of yourself, but...
516
00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:08,344
But you came back.
517
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,472
To talk with your doctors.
518
00:29:10,548 --> 00:29:12,709
I've been going over
and over what happened.
519
00:29:12,817 --> 00:29:15,513
And I had this thought,
out of nowhere.
520
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:18,249
Ever since I've known
Scott, I've seen his
left hand throw things,
521
00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:21,723
but always sort of playfully,
thinking it's fun.
522
00:29:21,826 --> 00:29:26,160
But when he threw
this, it was angry.
523
00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:30,691
And that's when his hand
slapped me, too, when
I brought it to him.
524
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:31,963
Could it mean something?
525
00:29:32,036 --> 00:29:33,401
TAUB: Deodorant shouldn't...
526
00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:35,496
How often do you use it?
527
00:29:36,207 --> 00:29:38,573
A few times a day.
It's special,
heavy-duty stuff.
528
00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:40,041
I have to
send away for it.
529
00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:42,705
Sprayed around a bathroom
the size of a shoebox.
530
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,874
I'll check the ingredients
from the manufacturer.
531
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:48,009
I'll check for any
references associated
with health issues.
532
00:29:56,361 --> 00:29:57,623
Somebody's grateful.
533
00:29:57,729 --> 00:30:00,562
We'll just leave
the three of you alone.
534
00:30:11,776 --> 00:30:13,971
Why is there no
lipstick on this cup?
535
00:30:14,078 --> 00:30:16,478
Cuddy was wearing lipstick
when she drank from it.
536
00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:18,879
It was on my face.
Why isn't it on the cup?
537
00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:23,785
Why is it always reasonable,
in Houseland, to take
an emotional problem
538
00:30:23,888 --> 00:30:27,051
and sidestep it by turning
it into a mechanical problem?
539
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:30,288
Because, in Houseland,
and the rest of the
universe, by the way,
540
00:30:30,395 --> 00:30:32,920
when a question
presents itself,
it calls for an answer.
541
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:36,433
If the left brain is
the interpreter of reality
542
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:42,303
and the one that tells us
the story of who we are,
then what is your story?
543
00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:44,671
Do you want to be the man
with the answers?
544
00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:47,677
Or do you want to be
the man with Cuddy?
545
00:30:58,189 --> 00:30:59,486
What do I do?
546
00:31:01,092 --> 00:31:02,957
You make her angry.
547
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:04,927
Do you really think
that was the best
time to mock me?
548
00:31:04,996 --> 00:31:08,329
I'm as surprised as you,
but I think I'm serious.
549
00:31:08,433 --> 00:31:10,458
Communication can't start
unless you're both...
550
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:11,832
I've been trying to
make her angry for...
551
00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:13,336
No, you haven't.
552
00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:18,375
Come on. Poo? Strippers?
It's routine stuff. You've
been pulling your punches.
553
00:31:18,476 --> 00:31:19,636
You're scared.
554
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,008
You should be.
555
00:31:27,585 --> 00:31:30,076
Now go terrorize her.
556
00:31:40,365 --> 00:31:42,959
You don't want to
destroy it, do you?
557
00:31:43,034 --> 00:31:45,594
I said I was gonna
do it, I'll do it.
558
00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:47,604
But you don't want to.
559
00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:52,335
I want to be with you.
Maybe I'm not comfortable
with it, but...
560
00:31:52,443 --> 00:31:57,676
Let's say it's our fifth
anniversary. Are you ready
to destroy it now?
561
00:31:57,782 --> 00:31:59,682
Tenth. Three kids.
562
00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:02,976
They spend their summers
in Melbourne and
have annoying accents.
563
00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:06,717
It's disgusting
how happy we are.
You ready now?
564
00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:14,291
You don't have doubts.
565
00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:19,503
You just don't want to
kill the only thing left
of someone you loved.
566
00:32:20,738 --> 00:32:22,365
(CRYING)
567
00:32:28,913 --> 00:32:30,380
Don't do it.
568
00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:34,046
I do have trouble
giving things up.
569
00:32:34,552 --> 00:32:40,548
For example, I never cancelled
any of our wedding plans.
570
00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:41,954
(LAUGHING)
571
00:32:55,573 --> 00:32:58,201
Attention!
I have an announcement.
572
00:32:59,043 --> 00:33:00,533
As you go about your day,
573
00:33:00,611 --> 00:33:05,708
I would like you to be
aware of the fact that
I slept with Lisa Cuddy.
574
00:33:34,212 --> 00:33:37,079
This is beyond asshood.
575
00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:41,515
You have the luxury of not
caring about your image.
I do not.
576
00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:43,781
I can permit a lot of crap,
577
00:33:43,888 --> 00:33:49,349
but an employee shouting
about his sexual exploits
with me, no.
578
00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:53,921
That is zero tolerance.
So congratulations,
House, I'm angry.
579
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,433
I was wondering if we
should move in together.
580
00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:00,534
(LAUGHING)
581
00:34:06,277 --> 00:34:07,574
You're fired.
582
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:16,915
I wouldn't worry about it.
I think she likes you.
583
00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:19,479
If I'm fired,
I think that probably means
I don't have to see patients.
584
00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:21,888
I'm here as
a squeaky wheel.
585
00:34:21,959 --> 00:34:25,827
I know how you doctors
are, you're busy,
you get distracted.
586
00:34:25,930 --> 00:34:27,921
My lab results could be
sitting in your inbox.
587
00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:30,832
I don't need your labs,
you have acid reflux.
588
00:34:30,935 --> 00:34:31,924
Well, how could you...
589
00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:33,732
Acid splashes on
the vocal cords,
590
00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:38,071
they tense, make that
squawking sound.
It's completely harmless.
591
00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:41,009
I'm gonna give
you a prescription,
and you're gonna go away.
592
00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:43,012
You are a great doctor.
593
00:34:45,650 --> 00:34:46,639
Why'd you move your belt?
594
00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:48,582
I always move my belt.
595
00:34:48,653 --> 00:34:50,348
It makes me sore.
596
00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:52,620
You didn't tell me that.
597
00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:55,056
At 86, what isn't sore?
598
00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:57,686
Soreness is less
important than squawking.
599
00:34:57,795 --> 00:34:59,820
It's the squawking
that was bothering my wife.
600
00:34:59,897 --> 00:35:00,886
(GROANING)
601
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:05,361
That's not a potbelly.
That's a tumor.
602
00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:11,366
That's why pancreatic
cancer was on my mind.
603
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:14,869
My brain was trying
to tell me...
604
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,505
This isn't sounding good.
605
00:35:18,516 --> 00:35:20,381
Pancreatic cancer?
606
00:35:20,485 --> 00:35:23,477
Can cause acid reflux.
We should scope you.
607
00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:26,387
So it's not good.
Even for cancer,
it's not good.
608
00:35:26,491 --> 00:35:27,981
No, it's not.
609
00:35:28,526 --> 00:35:31,154
The deodorant has
a high proportion
of propylene glycol.
610
00:35:31,229 --> 00:35:33,823
Same stuff made
a kid in Singapore
develop a heart condition
611
00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:35,695
and, get this, seizures.
612
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,963
Our patient may
never have needed
split-brain surgery.
613
00:35:39,036 --> 00:35:41,732
I'm sure he will half
appreciate the irony.
614
00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:48,403
Can you take this
man to Radiology?
Pancreatic scan.
615
00:35:48,513 --> 00:35:50,208
And stay with him.
616
00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:54,378
Eugene Schwartz.
617
00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:09,359
Whatever it is,
just say it quickly.
618
00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:14,030
Do you have more
than one lipstick
in the same shade?
619
00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:17,040
Maybe one that
has a sealing agent,
and one that doesn't?
620
00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:20,236
How could that possibly
be relevant to anything?
621
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:28,950
You really don't think
you're just overreacting
to the other night?
622
00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:33,922
Fine. I am overreacting.
623
00:36:35,259 --> 00:36:38,456
You've said plenty of lousy
things to me before.
624
00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:42,431
But reaching the final straw
has been a good thing,
625
00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:48,267
because it made me realize
we not only don't have
a personal relationship,
626
00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:49,930
we never could.
627
00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:54,935
You're...
628
00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:04,180
You've been overreacting
to something I said?
629
00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:07,850
You insulted me,
I walked out.
630
00:37:07,925 --> 00:37:11,258
It's nothing that
hasn't happened
a hundred times before.
631
00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:17,556
(EXHALING)
632
00:37:18,536 --> 00:37:19,798
I quit.
633
00:37:20,471 --> 00:37:21,529
Great.
634
00:37:24,041 --> 00:37:28,569
My nanny is off
the clock at 7:30.
So your week off...
635
00:37:28,646 --> 00:37:32,912
You can go suckle the little
bastard child who makes you
feel good about yourself.
636
00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:37,585
Screw you.
637
00:37:55,139 --> 00:37:58,734
No, no. That's
not what happened.
638
00:37:58,809 --> 00:38:02,438
I told you that I needed you.
You helped me.
639
00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:05,505
Are you okay?
640
00:38:30,007 --> 00:38:31,372
Are you okay?
641
00:40:21,352 --> 00:40:27,416
So, this is the story you
made up about who you are.
It's a nice one.
642
00:40:31,195 --> 00:40:33,129
Too bad it isn't true.
643
00:40:43,307 --> 00:40:44,535
No.
644
00:40:46,143 --> 00:40:47,701
I'm not okay.
645
00:41:26,450 --> 00:41:29,317
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