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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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Oh.
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Uh, good morning.
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Good morning, Liza. This is Beth.
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Hi! It's so nice to meet you, Beth.
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Likewise. I finally get
to meet the roommate.
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Yoga at 10:00?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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- Bye.
- Mm.
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Uh, is that the vagina counselor?
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Yes. We just finished a session.
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Ugh.
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And now you're doing yoga.
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Wow. I don't even know you anymore.
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Oh, we hardly ever see each other,
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I mean, now that we're all boo'd up.
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We should have a little double date...
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me and Beth, you and Charles.
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Yeah, I just...
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I promise not to call him Chaz.
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No, it's not that. It's just...
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I'm worried that he...
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[SIGHS] He might be secretly
funding a new company.
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- Chaz?
- I know it sounds crazy.
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It's just, there are a lot,
like, of odd coincidences.
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Like, he recently took out
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a huge mortgage on his town house.
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Well, he's going through a divorce.
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He probably needs the cash.
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- I know. You're right.
- Yeah.
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But I... also, I saw
him meeting with Zane.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And now this new publishing company
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with Zane in charge buys a book
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right out from under Millennial.
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Eh. Sounds random.
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But if you're looking for trouble,
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you're probably going to find it.
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♪ ♪
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Okay. Marketing.
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I was allotting a certain budget
for Audrey Colbert's advance,
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but now that we don't
have that anymore,
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what do we have to promote?
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Bronwyn Madigan just finished
the final pass on her new book.
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"The Seasoned Slut"? Really?
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Well, I mean, the
main character's a chef
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and also older... and a slut. [CHUCKLES]
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- Oh.
- There's a great recipe
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for meatloaf in the back.
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It's erotica for baby boomers.
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Her books did well for Empirical.
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Maybe Millennial makes
a bigger push to show
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that a female-run company
supports our female authors.
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Okay, let's just make sure
that she re-ups her contract.
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As the boss, I suggest
you make that happen.
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She's a cash cow, and...
Millennial could use the milk.
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Did you have to say that?
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I did.
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♪ ♪
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Look at this.
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He always looks like a dog
that just ate your pizza.
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We need to make sure that
we have the funds in place
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to compete with him and
whoever's backing this.
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Do you think that it could be, like,
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one really rich person?
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[SCOFFS] No way.
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I found out that Mercury has offices
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in the Financial District.
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It's got to the some
deep-pocketed media company
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who has the resources
to play in publishing.
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Yeah, that sounds right.
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I'm going to lunch, and on my way,
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I'm going to pay Zane a
little surprise visit
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and find out how big of a
problem he's actually gonna be.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ I do my own thing ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I do my own thing ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I don't make mistakes ♪
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♪ I make my own fate ♪
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♪ Nothing in my way ♪
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♪ I do my own thing ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Ain't seen, but you probably heard ♪
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♪ Just one look, and I rule the world ♪
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[SCOFFS]
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What is this?
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Welcome to Mercury.
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This is a community workspace.
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This is where you go if you're
starting a taco pop-up.
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This is the future of business.
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There's no overhead, and
I take all my meetings
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at Suffolk House.
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Is that how you got Audrey Colbert?
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A nice breakfast and a big check?
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Oh, money isn't everything.
Sometimes it's about charm.
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[SCOFFS] So you slept with her?
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God, that is completely unethical...
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and so creepy.
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Oh, but it's fine when you do it?
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I've only slept with my
authors after they signed.
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- Mm.
- Is that what this is about?
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You getting back at me?
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You went after Audrey
because you knew I was.
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You lost the book, Peters.
Suck it up, all right?
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There will be others...
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oh, if they don't all get
snatched up by me first.
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This isn't cute, Zane.
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That book was important
to me, and you know it.
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You could've been up
front, but you played me.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Listen, you are energetically
inflamed, all right?
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Your aura is like a cartoon
bird that just ate a pepper.
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I am stressed, okay?
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And my quick, easy way
to de-stress was Zane,
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and I hate him now.
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Okay, okay, let's, um... let's
redirect some of that heat
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before I have to take one
for the team, all right?
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Pull up your apps, Kels.
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We can find you
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some no-strings-attached love tonight.
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Okay, well, it's going to take a second
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because I just added them
back on the train.
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Um, that is not
how dating apps work, babe.
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Yeah, you... your profile
doesn't come down
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just because you delete
the app off your phone.
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The bait has been in the water.
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Then how come I don't have any bites?
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I don't know. Give.
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[GASPS] Oh, Kelsey, no, no, no.
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This says that you're
Publisher of Millennial Print.
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah. That is my job.
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Yes. And it is a great job,
and I am in constant awe
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of your accomplishments,
but this kind of overachieving
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only works if you're trying
to pick up women, all right?
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Men don't want to deal
with your big-dick energy.
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Oh, my God. Okay.
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I don't have that energy,
and you're shouting.
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You have BDE, Kelsey. You do.
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I mean, you are basically wielding
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a giant psychic schlong.
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I almost got us a three-top.
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I don't have big-dick energy, okay?
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There's just something wrong
with my app.
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Yes, okay, and I will show you.
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I'll show you what
is wrong with your apps.
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[CELL PHONE CLICKING]
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What is a creative director?
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No one knows, okay? And no one cares.
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- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
- [GASPS] Oh!
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What was that?
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Did someone get a ding?
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Liza!
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I just got off the phone
with a rep from MetroCycle.
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I pitched them the idea of
putting erotica on the kiosks.
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- Bronwyn's?
- No, my own.
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Yes, Bronwyn's!
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We are working out a deal where
excerpts from her book appear
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on every kiosk from April to June...
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a sign that spring has sprung.
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Oh, we could call the campaign
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"Get On and Get Off."
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That's disgusting.
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Maybe.
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Call Bronwyn, give her the headline,
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see if that spurs her on
to sign the contract.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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- Hi.
- Thanks for helping out.
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Yeah, of course.
Hi, baby girl. How are you?
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- Oh, yeah.
- I have to crash this program.
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- Okay.
- It's only gonna take
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a couple of days.
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I pumped.
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Put half in the fridge,
half in the freezer.
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All right.
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- [BABY CRIES]
- Oh, hey, hey.
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Hey, what's going on, baby girl?
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- She's probably just hungry.
- We okay?
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She's hungry all the time.
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Okay.
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Ooh.
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Here we go.
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- [BABY CRYING]
- Okay.
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[CRYING CONTINUES]
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Oh.
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- Ow.
- Ow? What?
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- Oh, nothing. It's fine.
- That doesn't sound fine.
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- What can I do to help?
- Uh...
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What's happening?
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Ah, I think I just have a clogged duct.
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It's fine. Ah!
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- [SCOFFS]
- Oh.
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[CRYING CONTINUES]
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- I'm so sorry.
- [SCOFFS]
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- I guess it's unclogged.
- [LAUGHS]
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I don't know, something
natural, easy, a little sexy.
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Of course.
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- You going out tonight?
- Yes.
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Tonight I'm practicing
a little self-care
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with someone else.
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Okay!
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Well, one tip for keeping this
blowout fresh... no missionary.
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- Oh, no problem.
- [CHUCKLES]
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I like you.
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My roommate says
I need to tone it down.
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- She claims I have BDE.
- Big-dick energy?
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- According to her.
- Uh-oh.
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Yeah. Uh, apparently it's
a turn-off if you're a woman...
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Did you know you had a patch?
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- What's that?
- You've lost some hair here.
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Oh, my God.
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I don't have big-dick energy.
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I have bald-dude energy! Aah!
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♪ Hush now, baby, don't you cry ♪
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♪ It's time for us to say good-bye ♪
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Hey.
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- Does this hat look ridiculous?
- Shh!
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I've tried putting my hair up.
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I've tried putting a bandanna on.
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Kelsey, Kelsey,
I really don't want to hear
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about your bad hair day, okay?
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I-I have been up all night
with a crying baby.
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Why? I don't know. I don't know.
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Because the rest of you
either don't have ears
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or you don't have souls.
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It is not a bad hair day, Lauren.
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- My hair's falling out!
- Okay, well, animals shed.
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You're just blowin' coat. It's normal.
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I am not a sheltie!
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I've lost four clumps of hair
since last night. Four!
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I'm going to the doctor to see
if he can put them back in!
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[SCREAMS] Oh, my God!
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- [BABY CRIES]
- What happened?
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What happened? Did she wake up?
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No, Josh. You are the only
one who just woke up, okay?
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I mean, get it together, man!
Kelsey doesn't need this!
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She's got a bag full of hair!
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- [BABY CRYING]
- [HUMMING SOOTHINGLY]
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♪ ♪
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Kelsey.
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Bronwyn Madigan is coming in today,
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and we need to put on a show,
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which you can be the ringleader of
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since you're wearing a top hat?
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- What's going on?
- She won't sign her contract.
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I thinks she just needs some
face time with the new boss.
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Make sure she's in good hands.
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So I'd re-think the Sorting Hat.
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Some of my hair...
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has recently gone.
255
00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:32,209
The doctor says that it's alopecia.
256
00:09:32,234 --> 00:09:33,912
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
257
00:09:33,937 --> 00:09:36,198
I had alopecia... not on my head.
258
00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,490
I've also had
stress-induced dermatitis,
259
00:09:38,515 --> 00:09:39,459
three bulging disks,
260
00:09:39,484 --> 00:09:42,138
and something quaintly referred
to as "nutcracker's esophagus."
261
00:09:42,189 --> 00:09:44,168
Oh, and every April I get shingles,
262
00:09:44,193 --> 00:09:45,599
right up the side of my rib cage.
263
00:09:45,624 --> 00:09:47,211
It's like wearing an electric tube top
264
00:09:47,236 --> 00:09:48,577
one month out of the year.
265
00:09:48,706 --> 00:09:50,327
That's not making me feel better.
266
00:09:50,352 --> 00:09:52,099
It's making me feel better.
267
00:09:52,228 --> 00:09:55,289
Look, eventually the pendulum
swings the other way.
268
00:09:55,545 --> 00:09:57,460
In the meantime, just...
269
00:09:57,905 --> 00:09:59,710
hang in there.
270
00:10:03,685 --> 00:10:05,786
Can I take anything off your plate?
271
00:10:05,832 --> 00:10:08,529
Just keep an eye out, okay?
272
00:10:08,554 --> 00:10:09,864
Okay.
273
00:10:09,911 --> 00:10:12,989
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
274
00:10:13,685 --> 00:10:16,906
MetroCycle has 62,000 riders a day,
275
00:10:16,931 --> 00:10:18,911
which guarantees at least that many
276
00:10:18,936 --> 00:10:20,676
the chance to marinate in your words
277
00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:23,207
as they get on and get off.
278
00:10:23,307 --> 00:10:25,156
Gross.
279
00:10:25,181 --> 00:10:26,601
I agree. It's...
280
00:10:26,672 --> 00:10:29,460
You know, it's a great
marketing opportunity.
281
00:10:29,485 --> 00:10:31,778
And it's perfect for the release
of "The Seasoned Slut."
282
00:10:31,803 --> 00:10:33,144
It's not my demo.
283
00:10:33,353 --> 00:10:35,854
Women my age don't ride MetroCycle.
284
00:10:35,879 --> 00:10:37,286
I'm not so sure about that.
285
00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,380
Do you ride MetroCycle?
286
00:10:39,481 --> 00:10:41,022
Funny story, I...
287
00:10:41,435 --> 00:10:43,348
Am I your demographic?
288
00:10:43,637 --> 00:10:46,171
We want to introduce
new readers to your books.
289
00:10:46,196 --> 00:10:48,818
I'm good. New readers can
find me in the Twittersphere.
290
00:10:48,843 --> 00:10:50,584
I'm a big tweeter.
291
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:54,450
I don't want to sign
with a company called Millennial
292
00:10:54,475 --> 00:10:56,776
and have my voice reimagined
for a new audience.
293
00:10:56,813 --> 00:10:58,790
Oh, Bronwyn. I promise you,
294
00:10:58,815 --> 00:11:01,441
we don't want to chance
your voice or your books.
295
00:11:01,466 --> 00:11:03,950
You say that now,
but I've been around the block.
296
00:11:03,975 --> 00:11:07,283
When you sign a contract,
you sign your rights away.
297
00:11:07,359 --> 00:11:08,914
I'm not going to re-up, ladies.
298
00:11:08,939 --> 00:11:11,120
I just thought I owed you
the face-to-face.
299
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:13,282
You've built your entire career here.
300
00:11:13,354 --> 00:11:16,033
No, I built my career at Empirical...
301
00:11:16,117 --> 00:11:18,283
where I met you as an assistant.
302
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,486
So your problem is with me?
303
00:11:20,511 --> 00:11:23,132
No, my problem is
with the lack of value
304
00:11:23,157 --> 00:11:24,919
placed on experience.
305
00:11:25,027 --> 00:11:27,008
Where's the gray hair in the room?
306
00:11:27,234 --> 00:11:30,598
I write erotic fiction
for women of a certain age.
307
00:11:30,984 --> 00:11:32,445
Yeah...
308
00:11:32,506 --> 00:11:35,325
I bet any man would let
the two of you blow him.
309
00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:36,419
"Let"?
310
00:11:36,444 --> 00:11:38,982
Women my age
have to work hard for that BJ,
311
00:11:39,007 --> 00:11:40,828
and we are better at it.
312
00:11:41,279 --> 00:11:43,052
Am I right?
313
00:11:44,066 --> 00:11:46,327
Do people think I'm her age?
314
00:11:46,397 --> 00:11:48,703
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
315
00:11:48,755 --> 00:11:55,423
♪ ♪
316
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,648
Maggie.
317
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,348
Oh, hey! [CHUCKLES]
318
00:11:59,373 --> 00:12:00,716
I came all the way to Greenpoint
319
00:12:00,741 --> 00:12:02,310
so that I wouldn't run into anybody.
320
00:12:02,335 --> 00:12:03,583
Yeah, me too.
321
00:12:03,662 --> 00:12:05,174
I'm balding.
322
00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:06,791
Yeah.
323
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,421
I think it's work-related.
I don't know.
324
00:12:09,451 --> 00:12:11,044
Well, itching and burning over here.
325
00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:12,743
You know, this new woman
I'm seeing, Beth...
326
00:12:12,768 --> 00:12:14,698
she's got me doing so much hot yoga
327
00:12:14,723 --> 00:12:16,537
that my cooch finally had enough.
328
00:12:16,579 --> 00:12:18,282
[LAUGHS] There's a cure for that.
329
00:12:18,307 --> 00:12:20,277
[LAUGHS] The grass is always greener.
330
00:12:20,672 --> 00:12:22,526
Hey, why don't you
come over for a drink
331
00:12:22,595 --> 00:12:24,154
and a home-cooked meal?
332
00:12:24,179 --> 00:12:25,961
You can meet Beth.
I mean, she's a naturopath.
333
00:12:25,986 --> 00:12:29,448
Maybe she's got, you know,
a cure for your situation.
334
00:12:29,621 --> 00:12:31,962
Why don't you talk to her
about your situation?
335
00:12:32,101 --> 00:12:35,090
Well, the key
to a good lesbian relationship
336
00:12:35,115 --> 00:12:37,777
is never tell each other
about your yeast infections.
337
00:12:37,802 --> 00:12:39,062
- Hmm.
- Yeah.
338
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:45,640
♪ ♪
339
00:12:46,147 --> 00:12:48,909
So I'm supposed to just not stress
340
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,395
while my hair is falling out?
341
00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:51,801
No, you're supposed to try
342
00:12:51,826 --> 00:12:53,927
to remember that
everything is temporary.
343
00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:56,402
Oh, that's nice to hear from
the woman that you're dating.
344
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,521
Hey!
345
00:12:57,546 --> 00:12:59,944
Hi, we come bearing Blackout cake.
346
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:02,835
- Hey!
- Kelsey, good to see you.
347
00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:04,091
Just don't look too close.
348
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,242
Hey, Charles. Liza.
349
00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:07,741
Hey.
350
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,490
I saw the prescription in the bathroom.
351
00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:12,099
Oh, God. Can you pretend
that you didn't?
352
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,067
No, it's fine.
353
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:14,974
It's just that that shit's
loaded with chemicals,
354
00:13:14,999 --> 00:13:17,418
and you should really
try a natural antifungal.
355
00:13:17,443 --> 00:13:18,784
Like what?
356
00:13:18,809 --> 00:13:20,255
- Boop.
- Garlic?
357
00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,340
Yes.
358
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,918
Mm-hmm.
359
00:13:23,377 --> 00:13:26,918
- Wait, what are you doing?
- Trust me.
360
00:13:28,865 --> 00:13:31,019
Breathe.
361
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,269
- Oh, my God, you're crazy.
- Shh.
362
00:13:33,358 --> 00:13:34,552
[LAUGHS]
363
00:13:34,577 --> 00:13:37,518
[SIGHS] It's... it's tingling.
364
00:13:37,543 --> 00:13:40,351
It's doing the job already.
365
00:13:40,777 --> 00:13:42,278
Okay.
366
00:13:44,618 --> 00:13:47,349
[LAUGHTER]
367
00:13:47,814 --> 00:13:49,115
Here you go.
368
00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:52,401
Mmm. Maggie, this looks so good!
369
00:13:52,426 --> 00:13:54,247
Mmm. It does. [SNIFFS]
370
00:13:54,339 --> 00:13:56,080
Is there garlic bread
on the menu tonight?
371
00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:58,044
- Oh, no.
- Really?
372
00:13:58,091 --> 00:14:00,208
- 'Cause I'm totally smelling it.
- Yeah.
373
00:14:00,233 --> 00:14:01,083
[SNIFFING]
374
00:14:01,116 --> 00:14:02,138
Well, there's no bread.
375
00:14:02,163 --> 00:14:04,217
You don't serve bread with polenta.
376
00:14:07,025 --> 00:14:09,060
Did you tell Charles
about Bronwyn Madigan?
377
00:14:09,085 --> 00:14:10,567
- Uh, not yet.
- Wait a minute.
378
00:14:10,592 --> 00:14:13,099
Is that the woman that writes
those horny senior novels?
379
00:14:13,296 --> 00:14:14,796
Is she one of your authors?
380
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:15,982
She was.
381
00:14:16,007 --> 00:14:18,008
She left because we're too young
382
00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:20,505
to understand how to publish her books.
383
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,881
You can't win.
384
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,060
Don't be too young,
but don't be too old,
385
00:14:25,085 --> 00:14:27,771
and work hard, but don't stress.
386
00:14:27,796 --> 00:14:30,960
Well, the new person
always has the hard job
387
00:14:30,985 --> 00:14:32,951
of proving themselves to the old guard.
388
00:14:32,976 --> 00:14:34,953
- Hmm.
- You'll be fine.
389
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:39,202
- [SNIFFS]
- [SNIFFS]
390
00:14:39,385 --> 00:14:42,380
It's as if someone is
toasting an everything bagel.
391
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,115
- Maybe you're having a stroke.
- [CHUCKLES]
392
00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:46,921
Oh, my gosh, I just got it.
393
00:14:47,072 --> 00:14:48,364
Is there something in the oven?
394
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,202
Um, not exactly.
395
00:14:50,227 --> 00:14:51,903
Oh, so do you guys all work together?
396
00:14:51,928 --> 00:14:52,857
We used to.
397
00:14:52,882 --> 00:14:54,630
Ah, we don't have to talk about work.
398
00:14:54,655 --> 00:14:55,912
Oh, my God!
399
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,521
Have you heard about Zane's
new publishing house?
400
00:14:58,546 --> 00:15:00,047
Mercury?
401
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:04,498
The god of profit and trickery...
it is so Zane.
402
00:15:04,523 --> 00:15:06,999
Yeah, I heard about the, uh...
the Audrey Colbert book.
403
00:15:07,024 --> 00:15:09,528
That was a, uh... I was surprised.
404
00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:12,863
- Um, is there more wine?
- Oh, yeah, sure.
405
00:15:13,002 --> 00:15:15,607
On top of all the stress
of being a brand-new publisher,
406
00:15:15,632 --> 00:15:18,533
I also get to deal with Zane
targeting all my authors.
407
00:15:19,078 --> 00:15:20,528
Ooh.
408
00:15:21,274 --> 00:15:24,278
Ooh, ooh, I just got
a really big hit of it again.
409
00:15:25,119 --> 00:15:27,528
- Oh, it's like a garlic knot.
- Yes!
410
00:15:27,553 --> 00:15:29,945
You guys have a garlic knot
haunting your apartment.
411
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,099
- Oh, my God.
- Or escargot.
412
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,431
I love escargot.
413
00:15:34,456 --> 00:15:36,732
[WHISPERING] People are smelling me.
414
00:15:36,757 --> 00:15:38,849
[WHISPERING] It's okay. It's natural.
415
00:15:38,874 --> 00:15:40,815
You know, Kelsey, about Zane...
416
00:15:40,901 --> 00:15:42,998
that... that's just business.
417
00:15:43,106 --> 00:15:44,537
I'm sure it's not personal.
418
00:15:44,562 --> 00:15:46,623
Well, then you clearly
don't know Zane very well,
419
00:15:46,747 --> 00:15:49,682
because he's up to something,
and he's not working alone,
420
00:15:49,707 --> 00:15:51,732
but he wants to
make it seem like he is.
421
00:15:51,904 --> 00:15:53,427
Yeah, it is strange.
422
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,763
Someone is clearly giving him money.
423
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,285
I know, but who?
424
00:15:58,341 --> 00:15:59,722
Who is it?
425
00:15:59,908 --> 00:16:02,169
Seriously, who is it?
426
00:16:02,246 --> 00:16:04,318
It's me! I'm the garlic knot.
427
00:16:04,343 --> 00:16:06,521
Beth stuck a whole clove up my pussy.
428
00:16:06,576 --> 00:16:08,838
It's plant medicine.
429
00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:11,587
And I think it smells fine.
430
00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:13,451
- Maggie!
- Oh, my God.
431
00:16:13,476 --> 00:16:16,365
[LAUGHTER]
432
00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:19,211
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
433
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:22,495
♪ It's what you're
doing to me, doing to me ♪
434
00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:25,724
♪ Turning it upside down, yeah ♪
435
00:16:25,771 --> 00:16:27,642
Hey.
436
00:16:27,841 --> 00:16:29,966
Is there something
you're not telling me?
437
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,989
Yeah. You know, in a...
in a lot of circles,
438
00:16:33,286 --> 00:16:36,388
Bronwyn's books are known as,
uh, matron lit.
439
00:16:36,754 --> 00:16:39,015
Uh, so it... it probably
wouldn't be a good fit
440
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,461
for Millennial anyway.
441
00:16:40,487 --> 00:16:42,489
Good night, Liza.
442
00:16:45,918 --> 00:16:47,989
Charles...
443
00:16:49,538 --> 00:16:52,079
I have lied to a lot of people
for a long time,
444
00:16:52,104 --> 00:16:54,489
and I know what it looks like.
445
00:16:54,821 --> 00:16:56,681
I saw you with Zane.
446
00:16:56,727 --> 00:16:58,388
I know you mortgaged the town house,
447
00:16:58,413 --> 00:17:00,738
and I think you're behind Mercury.
448
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,182
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
449
00:17:03,321 --> 00:17:07,185
I never wanted to give up publishing.
450
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,899
♪ ♪
451
00:17:09,007 --> 00:17:11,489
I wanted to be with you.
452
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:13,956
And I wanted to keep the company going,
453
00:17:13,981 --> 00:17:16,825
so I had to make choices.
454
00:17:16,983 --> 00:17:19,330
So you are behind Mercury.
455
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:24,822
- Why didn't you just tell me?
- I'm sorry, Liza.
456
00:17:24,937 --> 00:17:26,358
I was planning to tell you.
457
00:17:26,383 --> 00:17:28,324
I was looking for the right time.
458
00:17:28,349 --> 00:17:30,123
To be honest, this whole thing
459
00:17:30,148 --> 00:17:33,021
took off a lot faster than expected.
460
00:17:33,082 --> 00:17:35,591
But I don't understand.
Millennial is your company.
461
00:17:35,616 --> 00:17:38,077
No, it's my dad's company.
462
00:17:38,386 --> 00:17:41,248
I wanted to build something of my own.
463
00:17:41,301 --> 00:17:42,761
And this...
464
00:17:42,786 --> 00:17:44,759
this was my chance...
465
00:17:45,142 --> 00:17:48,759
to take a risk, to...
to reinvent myself.
466
00:17:49,047 --> 00:17:51,789
If anyone can understand that...
467
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,610
it's you.
468
00:17:53,734 --> 00:17:55,911
You cannot be
on the board of Millennial
469
00:17:55,963 --> 00:17:58,443
and run a competing publishing house.
470
00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:02,009
I just need some time to figure it out.
471
00:18:03,288 --> 00:18:05,259
Until that time...
472
00:18:05,323 --> 00:18:07,509
can this stay between us?
473
00:18:08,606 --> 00:18:11,988
- You mean don't tell Kelsey.
- Not anyone.
474
00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:13,604
[EMOTIONAL POP MUSIC]
475
00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:15,271
Just for now.
476
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:18,009
♪ ♪
477
00:18:19,741 --> 00:18:21,442
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
478
00:18:21,605 --> 00:18:23,906
♪ ♪
479
00:18:24,856 --> 00:18:26,707
- Hey.
- Don't come too close.
480
00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:28,904
- I'm still off-gassing.
- [CHUCKLES] What a night.
481
00:18:28,944 --> 00:18:30,646
[SIGHS] At least your date
didn't try to stuff you
482
00:18:30,671 --> 00:18:32,482
like a cocktail olive.
483
00:18:32,507 --> 00:18:34,568
[CELL PHONE CLICKING, BLOOPS]
484
00:18:35,078 --> 00:18:36,763
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
485
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,216
- Hey.
- I can't text, I'm running.
486
00:18:39,241 --> 00:18:40,903
Bronwyn tweeted that she has a meeting
487
00:18:40,928 --> 00:18:43,594
at Suffolk House this morning,
and I know it's with Zane.
488
00:18:43,619 --> 00:18:45,559
- I'm running to intercept, okay?
- Wait.
489
00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:48,085
I'm going underground.
Just meet me there.
490
00:18:48,176 --> 00:18:51,200
Kelsey. Kelsey! Shit. Damn it!
491
00:18:51,225 --> 00:18:52,766
Um...
492
00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:54,172
uh, okay, bye!
493
00:18:54,197 --> 00:18:55,739
♪ Who you gotta be ♪
494
00:18:55,764 --> 00:18:56,944
♪ What you gotta do ♪
495
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,682
♪ What you gotta say? ♪
496
00:18:58,707 --> 00:19:01,168
♪ ♪
497
00:19:01,193 --> 00:19:04,003
♪ If you gotta bend too far to please ♪
498
00:19:04,028 --> 00:19:05,676
♪ You're gonna break ♪
499
00:19:06,372 --> 00:19:08,419
- Bronwyn.
- What are you doing here?
500
00:19:08,444 --> 00:19:10,145
[SIGHS]
501
00:19:10,543 --> 00:19:12,582
I know that you're meeting
with other publishing houses.
502
00:19:12,607 --> 00:19:15,145
And I just want you
to make the right choice.
503
00:19:15,449 --> 00:19:17,008
That's not Mercury.
504
00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:19,607
Yeah, I suppose
the right choice is Millennial?
505
00:19:19,632 --> 00:19:21,093
Yes.
506
00:19:21,342 --> 00:19:23,604
We are a company run by women
507
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:27,396
who want important women's
voices to be heard... your voice.
508
00:19:27,421 --> 00:19:29,607
What is Mercury? Who is Mercury?
509
00:19:29,632 --> 00:19:31,933
- Hey, there!
- The cavalry is here.
510
00:19:31,958 --> 00:19:33,263
Kelsey, can I talk to you for a minute?
511
00:19:33,288 --> 00:19:34,443
Yes. Sit down.
512
00:19:34,468 --> 00:19:36,883
Honestly, Bronwyn,
not to take away from your work,
513
00:19:36,991 --> 00:19:39,640
but Zane is out to steal
our authors, all right?
514
00:19:39,665 --> 00:19:42,151
He's a former employee
who has a personal vendetta
515
00:19:42,176 --> 00:19:43,357
against our company.
516
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:44,976
She didn't come here to see Zane.
517
00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:46,522
I'm pretty sure she did.
518
00:19:46,547 --> 00:19:48,741
No, I don't know Zane
from a wart on my butt.
519
00:19:48,766 --> 00:19:51,600
I came here to see Charles.
520
00:19:52,644 --> 00:19:54,350
- What the...
- [CHAIR SCRAPES]
521
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:55,600
Oh, God.
522
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,670
You're the money behind Mercury?
523
00:19:57,695 --> 00:20:00,236
- Kelsey, if you just give me...
- Did you know about this?
524
00:20:00,261 --> 00:20:02,242
I just found out.
I was coming to tell you.
525
00:20:02,449 --> 00:20:04,483
You're the Chairman of the Board.
526
00:20:04,508 --> 00:20:06,171
You're working
against your own company?
527
00:20:06,196 --> 00:20:10,163
- You're working against me?
- Wow, this is interesting.
528
00:20:10,828 --> 00:20:12,529
Could we talk outside?
529
00:20:12,582 --> 00:20:14,210
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- No.
530
00:20:14,235 --> 00:20:15,507
No, you know what?
531
00:20:15,532 --> 00:20:18,100
Bronwyn should know who she's
getting into business with.
532
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:20,786
A man who is by your side one minute
533
00:20:20,811 --> 00:20:23,631
and then the next trying
to steal your authors.
534
00:20:23,997 --> 00:20:28,131
My hair is falling out because
of you and because of you.
535
00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:30,562
I hope you know who you're
getting into business with
536
00:20:30,587 --> 00:20:33,381
because I sure as hell didn't.
537
00:20:34,288 --> 00:20:36,656
- Liza, wait.
- Is this you figuring it out?
538
00:20:36,681 --> 00:20:38,881
Bronwyn reached out to me.
539
00:20:41,053 --> 00:20:43,131
He called your books "matron lit."
540
00:20:43,312 --> 00:20:46,374
[PEPPY ROCK MUSIC]
541
00:20:46,524 --> 00:20:48,382
♪ ♪
542
00:20:49,301 --> 00:20:51,060
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
543
00:20:51,085 --> 00:20:54,380
♪ I got a feeling, come on ♪
544
00:20:54,405 --> 00:20:57,060
♪ You know there's
something between us ♪
545
00:20:57,085 --> 00:20:58,705
♪ L-O-V-E ♪
546
00:20:58,730 --> 00:21:01,072
♪ Why you never giving it up? ♪
547
00:21:01,314 --> 00:21:03,390
Hi, Gemma! [GIGGLES]
548
00:21:03,704 --> 00:21:05,685
Are you sure it's a good idea
to have her in the studio?
549
00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:07,171
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
550
00:21:07,196 --> 00:21:09,677
The buzzing needles actually
put her right to sleep.
551
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,826
- It's been amazing.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
552
00:21:11,851 --> 00:21:15,432
I have learned so much
in the last two days.
553
00:21:15,469 --> 00:21:18,291
Like, she loves walks...
554
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,523
loves being read to.
555
00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:25,217
- "The Hung Juror"?
- Yeah.
556
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,905
Is this what you've been reading her?
557
00:21:26,935 --> 00:21:30,374
Okay, look, Kelsey brought
home a bunch of senior erotica.
558
00:21:30,399 --> 00:21:33,023
Here, listen to this.
559
00:21:34,446 --> 00:21:38,952
"Frank held Cathy as she waved
good-bye to her grandkids.
560
00:21:38,991 --> 00:21:42,163
His tumescence growing."
561
00:21:42,188 --> 00:21:43,358
[WHISPERING] Look at her eyes.
562
00:21:43,383 --> 00:21:45,412
- [LAUGHS]
- Are you kidding me with this?
563
00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:47,098
She loves it!
564
00:21:47,358 --> 00:21:49,013
Well, thanks for looking after her.
565
00:21:49,038 --> 00:21:51,254
Yeah. I mean...
566
00:21:52,161 --> 00:21:55,742
I'm her dad, you know,
not her babysitter.
567
00:21:55,975 --> 00:21:57,655
I know.
568
00:21:57,738 --> 00:21:59,479
[CHUCKLES]
569
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:01,690
Hey, um...
570
00:22:03,085 --> 00:22:05,146
Look, so...
571
00:22:05,355 --> 00:22:07,096
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
572
00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:09,952
I know we're getting a divorce, and...
573
00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:13,441
we're going to deal
with custody stuff, but...
574
00:22:15,238 --> 00:22:18,499
I really want
to be in her life full-time.
575
00:22:18,599 --> 00:22:19,827
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
576
00:22:19,974 --> 00:22:23,366
Or at least equally split time.
577
00:22:23,391 --> 00:22:25,077
♪ ♪
578
00:22:25,237 --> 00:22:27,098
And, uh...
579
00:22:27,182 --> 00:22:30,243
I want sleepovers on a regular basis.
580
00:22:30,312 --> 00:22:31,874
♪ ♪
581
00:22:31,899 --> 00:22:33,160
Let's just figure out
582
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,406
this whole
parenting thing together, okay?
583
00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:38,651
That'd be great, actually.
584
00:22:38,961 --> 00:22:40,542
Just...
585
00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:42,991
don't bring her down
to the studio anymore.
586
00:22:43,091 --> 00:22:45,716
- [CHUCKLES]
- Deal.
587
00:22:46,107 --> 00:22:51,788
♪ ♪
588
00:22:52,491 --> 00:22:56,288
My hair is falling out
because of you and you!
589
00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:57,744
Everyone is going to see this video.
590
00:22:57,769 --> 00:22:59,538
It's just Publisher's Lunch.
591
00:22:59,563 --> 00:23:01,390
It's also trending on Reddit.
592
00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:02,970
You know what?
593
00:23:02,995 --> 00:23:05,358
Charles is the one
that looks bad, not me.
594
00:23:05,383 --> 00:23:07,921
He's completely in the wrong here.
595
00:23:08,995 --> 00:23:10,536
Say something.
596
00:23:10,573 --> 00:23:12,602
Bronwyn, who apparently
does think we're peers,
597
00:23:12,627 --> 00:23:14,328
is staying put.
598
00:23:14,444 --> 00:23:15,905
- Really?
- Yeah!
599
00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:17,022
She said anyone who fights
600
00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:18,505
for her like you did,
she's sticking with.
601
00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:20,729
Okay. Now, that is some good news.
602
00:23:23,259 --> 00:23:25,000
- So...
- Why are you two looking
603
00:23:25,025 --> 00:23:26,756
at me like my eyebrows fell off?
604
00:23:26,781 --> 00:23:28,161
[GASPS] Oh, my God, did they?
605
00:23:28,186 --> 00:23:29,846
No, gosh, of course not.
606
00:23:29,890 --> 00:23:31,903
I got calls from three agents
607
00:23:31,928 --> 00:23:33,499
and emails from another handful.
608
00:23:33,524 --> 00:23:35,702
They're all making noise
about moving their clients
609
00:23:35,746 --> 00:23:37,702
from Millennial...
610
00:23:38,206 --> 00:23:39,867
to Mercury.
611
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,990
They don't care
that Charles is in the wrong.
612
00:23:42,015 --> 00:23:43,928
They want the gray hair in the room.
613
00:23:43,953 --> 00:23:47,735
No. I'm calling an emergency
board meeting. He can't do that!
614
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,608
Charles resigned from the board
615
00:23:49,633 --> 00:23:51,436
about an hour ago.
616
00:23:51,759 --> 00:23:53,570
He did?
617
00:23:54,819 --> 00:23:56,807
What does that mean?
618
00:23:57,335 --> 00:23:59,756
That he's officially
our competition now.
619
00:23:59,943 --> 00:24:02,804
♪ This is a woman's world ♪
620
00:24:02,915 --> 00:24:05,256
♪ ♪
621
00:24:05,309 --> 00:24:08,144
♪ We're strong,
and we're taking the world ♪
622
00:24:08,216 --> 00:24:13,585
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