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Oh.
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Uh, good morning.
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Good morning, Liza. This is Beth.
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Hi! It's so nice to meet you, Beth.
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Likewise. I finally get
to meet the roommate.
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Yoga at 10:00?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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- Bye.
- Mm.
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Uh, is that the vagina counselor?
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Yes. We just finished a session.
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Ugh.
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And now you're doing yoga.
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Wow. I don't even know you anymore.
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Oh, we hardly ever see each other,
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I mean, now that we're all boo'd up.
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We should have a little double date...
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me and Beth, you and Charles.
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Yeah, I just...
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I promise not to call him Chaz.
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No, it's not that. It's just...
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I'm worried that he...
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He might be secretly
funding a new company.
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- Chaz?
- I know it sounds crazy.
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It's just, there are a lot,
like, of odd coincidences.
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Like, he recently took out
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a huge mortgage on his town house.
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Well, he's going through a divorce.
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He probably needs the cash.
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- I know. You're right.
- Yeah.
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But I... also, I saw
him meeting with Zane.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And now this new publishing company
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with Zane in charge buys a book
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right out from under Millennial.
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Eh. Sounds random.
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But if you're looking for trouble,
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you're probably going to find it.
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Okay. Marketing.
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I was allotting a certain budget
for Audrey Colbert's advance,
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but now that we don't
have that anymore,
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what do we have to promote?
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Bronwyn Madigan just finished
the final pass on her new book.
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"The Seasoned Slut"? Really?
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Well, I mean, the
main character's a chef
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and also older... and a slut.
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- Oh.
- There's a great recipe
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for meatloaf in the back.
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It's erotica for baby boomers.
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Her books did well for Empirical.
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Maybe Millennial makes
a bigger push to show
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that a female-run company
supports our female authors.
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Okay, let's just make sure
that she re-ups her contract.
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As the boss, I suggest
you make that happen.
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She's a cash cow, and...
Millennial could use the milk.
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Did you have to say that?
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I did.
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Look at this.
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He always looks like a dog
that just ate your pizza.
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We need to make sure that
we have the funds in place
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to compete with him and
whoever's backing this.
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Do you think that it could be, like,
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one really rich person?
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No way.
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I found out that Mercury has offices
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in the Financial District.
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It's got to the some
deep-pocketed media company
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who has the resources
to play in publishing.
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Yeah, that sounds right.
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I'm going to lunch, and on my way,
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I'm going to pay Zane a
little surprise visit
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and find out how big of a
problem he's actually gonna be.
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What is this?
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Welcome to Mercury.
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This is a community workspace.
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This is where you go if you're
starting a taco pop-up.
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This is the future of business.
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There's no overhead, and
I take all my meetings
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at Suffolk House.
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Is that how you got Audrey Colbert?
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A nice breakfast and a big check?
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Oh, money isn't everything.
Sometimes it's about charm.
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So you slept with her?
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God, that is completely unethical...
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and so creepy.
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Oh, but it's fine when you do it?
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I've only slept with my
authors after they signed.
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- Mm.
- Is that what this is about?
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You getting back at me?
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You went after Audrey
because you knew I was.
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You lost the book, Peters.
Suck it up, all right?
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There will be others...
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oh, if they don't all get
snatched up by me first.
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This isn't cute, Zane.
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That book was important
to me, and you know it.
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You could've been up
front, but you played me.
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Listen, you are energetically
inflamed, all right?
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Your aura is like a cartoon
bird that just ate a pepper.
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I am stressed, okay?
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And my quick, easy way
to de-stress was Zane,
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and I hate him now.
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Okay, okay, let's, um... let's
redirect some of that heat
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before I have to take one
for the team, all right?
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Pull up your apps, Kels.
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We can find you
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some no-strings-attached love tonight.
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Okay, well, it's going to take a second
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because I just added them
back on the train.
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Um, that is not
how dating apps work, babe.
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Yeah, you... your profile
doesn't come down
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just because you delete
the app off your phone.
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The bait has been in the water.
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Then how come I don't have any bites?
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I don't know. Give.
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Oh, Kelsey, no, no, no.
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This says that you're
Publisher of Millennial Print.
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Yeah. That is my job.
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Yes. And it is a great job,
and I am in constant awe
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of your accomplishments,
but this kind of overachieving
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only works if you're trying
to pick up women, all right?
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Men don't want to deal
with your big-dick energy.
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Oh, my God. Okay.
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I don't have that energy,
and you're shouting.
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You have BDE, Kelsey. You do.
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I mean, you are basically wielding
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a giant psychic schlong.
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I almost got us a three-top.
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I don't have big-dick energy, okay?
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There's just something wrong
with my app.
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Yes, okay, and I will show you.
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I'll show you what
is wrong with your apps.
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What is a creative director?
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No one knows, okay? And no one cares.
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Oh!
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What was that?
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Did someone get a ding?
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Liza!
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I just got off the phone
with a rep from MetroCycle.
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I pitched them the idea of
putting erotica on the kiosks.
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- Bronwyn's?
- No, my own.
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Yes, Bronwyn's!
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We are working out a deal where
excerpts from her book appear
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on every kiosk from April to June...
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a sign that spring has sprung.
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Oh, we could call the campaign
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"Get On and Get Off."
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That's disgusting.
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Maybe.
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Call Bronwyn, give her the headline,
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see if that spurs her on
to sign the contract.
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- Hi.
- Thanks for helping out.
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Yeah, of course.
Hi, baby girl. How are you?
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- Oh, yeah.
- I have to crash this program.
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- Okay.
- It's only gonna take
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a couple of days.
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I pumped.
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Put half in the fridge,
half in the freezer.
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All right.
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Oh, hey, hey.
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Hey, what's going on, baby girl?
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- She's probably just hungry.
- We okay?
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She's hungry all the time.
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Okay.
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Ooh.
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Here we go.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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- Ow.
- Ow? What?
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- Oh, nothing. It's fine.
- That doesn't sound fine.
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- What can I do to help?
- Uh...
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What's happening?
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Ah, I think I just have a clogged duct.
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It's fine. Ah!
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Oh.
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I'm so sorry.
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I guess it's unclogged.
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I don't know, something
natural, easy, a little sexy.
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Of course.
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- You going out tonight?
- Yes.
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Tonight I'm practicing
a little self-care
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with someone else.
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Okay!
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Well, one tip for keeping this
blowout fresh... no missionary.
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Oh, no problem.
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I like you.
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My roommate says
I need to tone it down.
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- She claims I have BDE.
- Big-dick energy?
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- According to her.
- Uh-oh.
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Yeah. Uh, apparently it's
a turn-off if you're a woman...
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Did you know you had a patch?
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- What's that?
- You've lost some hair here.
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Oh, my God.
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I don't have big-dick energy.
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I have bald-dude energy! Aah!
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Hey.
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- Does this hat look ridiculous?
- Shh!
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I've tried putting my hair up.
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I've tried putting a bandanna on.
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Kelsey, Kelsey,
I really don't want to hear
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about your bad hair day, okay?
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I-I have been up all night
with a crying baby.
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Why? I don't know. I don't know.
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Because the rest of you
either don't have ears
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or you don't have souls.
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It is not a bad hair day, Lauren.
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- My hair's falling out!
- Okay, well, animals shed.
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You're just blowin' coat. It's normal.
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I am not a sheltie!
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I've lost four clumps of hair
since last night. Four!
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I'm going to the doctor to see
if he can put them back in!
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Oh, my God!
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What happened?
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What happened? Did she wake up?
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No, Josh. You are the only
one who just woke up, okay?
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I mean, get it together, man!
Kelsey doesn't need this!
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She's got a bag full of hair!
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Kelsey.
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Bronwyn Madigan is coming in today,
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and we need to put on a show,
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which you can be the ringleader of
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since you're wearing a top hat?
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- What's going on?
- She won't sign her contract.
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I thinks she just needs some
face time with the new boss.
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Make sure she's in good hands.
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So I'd re-think the Sorting Hat.
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Some of my hair...
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has recently gone.
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The doctor says that it's alopecia.
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Oh, my God! Are you okay?
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I had alopecia... not on my head.
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I've also had
stress-induced dermatitis,
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three bulging disks,
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and something quaintly referred
to as "nutcracker's esophagus."
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Oh, and every April I get shingles,
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right up the side of my rib cage.
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It's like wearing an electric tube top
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one month out of the year.
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That's not making me feel better.
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It's making me feel better.
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Look, eventually the pendulum
swings the other way.
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In the meantime, just...
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hang in there.
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Can I take anything off your plate?
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Just keep an eye out, okay?
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Okay.
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MetroCycle has 62,000 riders a day,
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which guarantees at least that many
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the chance to marinate in your words
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as they get on and get off.
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Gross.
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I agree. It's...
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You know, it's a great
marketing opportunity.
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And it's perfect for the release
of "The Seasoned Slut."
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It's not my demo.
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Women my age don't ride MetroCycle.
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I'm not so sure about that.
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Do you ride MetroCycle?
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Funny story, I...
257
00:10:34,154 --> 00:10:36,067
Am I your demographic?
258
00:10:36,356 --> 00:10:38,890
We want to introduce
new readers to your books.
259
00:10:38,915 --> 00:10:41,537
I'm good. New readers can
find me in the Twittersphere.
260
00:10:41,562 --> 00:10:43,303
I'm a big tweeter.
261
00:10:43,412 --> 00:10:47,169
I don't want to sign
with a company called Millennial
262
00:10:47,194 --> 00:10:49,495
and have my voice reimagined
for a new audience.
263
00:10:49,532 --> 00:10:51,509
Oh, Bronwyn. I promise you,
264
00:10:51,534 --> 00:10:54,160
we don't want to chance
your voice or your books.
265
00:10:54,185 --> 00:10:56,669
You say that now,
but I've been around the block.
266
00:10:56,694 --> 00:11:00,002
When you sign a contract,
you sign your rights away.
267
00:11:00,078 --> 00:11:01,633
I'm not going to re-up, ladies.
268
00:11:01,658 --> 00:11:03,839
I just thought I owed you
the face-to-face.
269
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:06,001
You've built your entire career here.
270
00:11:06,073 --> 00:11:08,752
No, I built my career at Empirical...
271
00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:11,002
where I met you as an assistant.
272
00:11:11,135 --> 00:11:13,205
So your problem is with me?
273
00:11:13,230 --> 00:11:15,851
No, my problem is
with the lack of value
274
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,638
placed on experience.
275
00:11:17,746 --> 00:11:19,727
Where's the gray hair in the room?
276
00:11:19,953 --> 00:11:23,317
I write erotic fiction
for women of a certain age.
277
00:11:23,703 --> 00:11:25,164
Yeah...
278
00:11:25,225 --> 00:11:28,044
I bet any man would let
the two of you blow him.
279
00:11:28,069 --> 00:11:29,138
"Let"?
280
00:11:29,163 --> 00:11:31,701
Women my age
have to work hard for that BJ,
281
00:11:31,726 --> 00:11:33,547
and we are better at it.
282
00:11:33,998 --> 00:11:35,771
Am I right?
283
00:11:36,785 --> 00:11:39,046
Do people think I'm her age?
284
00:11:48,868 --> 00:11:50,367
Maggie.
285
00:11:50,392 --> 00:11:52,067
Oh, hey!
286
00:11:52,092 --> 00:11:53,435
I came all the way to Greenpoint
287
00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:55,029
so that I wouldn't run into anybody.
288
00:11:55,054 --> 00:11:56,302
Yeah, me too.
289
00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:57,893
I'm balding.
290
00:11:57,969 --> 00:11:59,510
Yeah.
291
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,140
I think it's work-related.
I don't know.
292
00:12:02,170 --> 00:12:03,763
Well, itching and burning over here.
293
00:12:03,802 --> 00:12:05,462
You know, this new woman
I'm seeing, Beth...
294
00:12:05,487 --> 00:12:07,417
she's got me doing so much hot yoga
295
00:12:07,442 --> 00:12:09,256
that my cooch finally had enough.
296
00:12:09,298 --> 00:12:11,001
There's a cure for that.
297
00:12:11,026 --> 00:12:12,996
The grass is always greener.
298
00:12:13,391 --> 00:12:15,245
Hey, why don't you
come over for a drink
299
00:12:15,314 --> 00:12:16,873
and a home-cooked meal?
300
00:12:16,898 --> 00:12:18,680
You can meet Beth.
I mean, she's a naturopath.
301
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:22,167
Maybe she's got, you know,
a cure for your situation.
302
00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:24,681
Why don't you talk to her
about your situation?
303
00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:27,809
Well, the key
to a good lesbian relationship
304
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,496
is never tell each other
about your yeast infections.
305
00:12:30,521 --> 00:12:31,781
- Hmm.
- Yeah.
306
00:12:38,866 --> 00:12:41,628
So I'm supposed to just not stress
307
00:12:41,653 --> 00:12:43,114
while my hair is falling out?
308
00:12:43,139 --> 00:12:44,520
No, you're supposed to try
309
00:12:44,545 --> 00:12:46,646
to remember that
everything is temporary.
310
00:12:46,671 --> 00:12:49,121
Oh, that's nice to hear from
the woman that you're dating.
311
00:12:49,146 --> 00:12:50,240
Hey!
312
00:12:50,265 --> 00:12:52,663
Hi, we come bearing Blackout cake.
313
00:12:52,698 --> 00:12:55,554
- Hey!
- Kelsey, good to see you.
314
00:12:55,579 --> 00:12:56,810
Just don't look too close.
315
00:12:56,835 --> 00:12:58,961
Hey, Charles. Liza.
316
00:12:59,015 --> 00:13:00,460
Hey.
317
00:13:00,965 --> 00:13:03,209
I saw the prescription in the bathroom.
318
00:13:03,234 --> 00:13:04,818
Oh, God. Can you pretend
that you didn't?
319
00:13:04,843 --> 00:13:05,786
No, it's fine.
320
00:13:05,811 --> 00:13:07,693
It's just that that shit's
loaded with chemicals,
321
00:13:07,718 --> 00:13:10,137
and you should really
try a natural antifungal.
322
00:13:10,162 --> 00:13:11,503
Like what?
323
00:13:11,528 --> 00:13:12,974
- Boop.
- Garlic?
324
00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:14,059
Yes.
325
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:15,637
Mm-hmm.
326
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:19,637
- Wait, what are you doing?
- Trust me.
327
00:13:21,584 --> 00:13:23,738
Breathe.
328
00:13:23,763 --> 00:13:25,988
- Oh, my God, you're crazy.
- Shh.
329
00:13:27,296 --> 00:13:30,237
It's... it's tingling.
330
00:13:30,262 --> 00:13:33,070
It's doing the job already.
331
00:13:33,496 --> 00:13:34,997
Okay.
332
00:13:40,533 --> 00:13:41,834
Here you go.
333
00:13:41,859 --> 00:13:45,120
Mmm. Maggie, this looks so good!
334
00:13:45,145 --> 00:13:46,966
Mmm. It does.
335
00:13:47,058 --> 00:13:48,799
Is there garlic bread
on the menu tonight?
336
00:13:48,899 --> 00:13:50,763
- Oh, no.
- Really?
337
00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:52,927
- 'Cause I'm totally smelling it.
- Yeah.
338
00:13:53,835 --> 00:13:54,857
Well, there's no bread.
339
00:13:54,882 --> 00:13:56,936
You don't serve bread with polenta.
340
00:13:59,744 --> 00:14:01,779
Did you tell Charles
about Bronwyn Madigan?
341
00:14:01,804 --> 00:14:03,286
- Uh, not yet.
- Wait a minute.
342
00:14:03,311 --> 00:14:05,818
Is that the woman that writes
those horny senior novels?
343
00:14:06,015 --> 00:14:07,515
Is she one of your authors?
344
00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:08,701
She was.
345
00:14:08,726 --> 00:14:10,727
She left because we're too young
346
00:14:10,752 --> 00:14:13,224
to understand how to publish her books.
347
00:14:13,779 --> 00:14:15,600
You can't win.
348
00:14:15,747 --> 00:14:17,779
Don't be too young,
but don't be too old,
349
00:14:17,804 --> 00:14:20,490
and work hard, but don't stress.
350
00:14:20,515 --> 00:14:23,679
Well, the new person
always has the hard job
351
00:14:23,704 --> 00:14:25,670
of proving themselves to the old guard.
352
00:14:25,695 --> 00:14:27,672
- Hmm.
- You'll be fine.
353
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:35,099
It's as if someone is
toasting an everything bagel.
354
00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:37,834
Maybe you're having a stroke.
355
00:14:37,859 --> 00:14:39,640
Oh, my gosh, I just got it.
356
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,083
Is there something in the oven?
357
00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:42,921
Um, not exactly.
358
00:14:42,946 --> 00:14:44,622
Oh, so do you guys all work together?
359
00:14:44,647 --> 00:14:45,576
We used to.
360
00:14:45,601 --> 00:14:47,349
Ah, we don't have to talk about work.
361
00:14:47,374 --> 00:14:48,631
Oh, my God!
362
00:14:48,656 --> 00:14:51,240
Have you heard about Zane's
new publishing house?
363
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,766
Mercury?
364
00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:57,217
The god of profit and trickery...
it is so Zane.
365
00:14:57,242 --> 00:14:59,718
Yeah, I heard about the, uh...
the Audrey Colbert book.
366
00:14:59,743 --> 00:15:02,247
That was a, uh... I was surprised.
367
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,582
- Um, is there more wine?
- Oh, yeah, sure.
368
00:15:05,721 --> 00:15:08,326
On top of all the stress
of being a brand-new publisher,
369
00:15:08,351 --> 00:15:11,252
I also get to deal with Zane
targeting all my authors.
370
00:15:11,797 --> 00:15:13,247
Ooh.
371
00:15:13,993 --> 00:15:16,997
Ooh, ooh, I just got
a really big hit of it again.
372
00:15:17,838 --> 00:15:20,247
- Oh, it's like a garlic knot.
- Yes!
373
00:15:20,272 --> 00:15:22,664
You guys have a garlic knot
haunting your apartment.
374
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,818
- Oh, my God.
- Or escargot.
375
00:15:25,159 --> 00:15:27,150
I love escargot.
376
00:15:27,175 --> 00:15:29,451
People are smelling me.
377
00:15:29,476 --> 00:15:31,568
It's okay. It's natural.
378
00:15:31,593 --> 00:15:33,534
You know, Kelsey, about Zane...
379
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,717
that... that's just business.
380
00:15:35,825 --> 00:15:37,256
I'm sure it's not personal.
381
00:15:37,281 --> 00:15:39,342
Well, then you clearly
don't know Zane very well,
382
00:15:39,466 --> 00:15:42,401
because he's up to something,
and he's not working alone,
383
00:15:42,426 --> 00:15:44,451
but he wants to
make it seem like he is.
384
00:15:44,623 --> 00:15:46,146
Yeah, it is strange.
385
00:15:46,171 --> 00:15:48,482
Someone is clearly giving him money.
386
00:15:48,507 --> 00:15:51,004
I know, but who?
387
00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:52,441
Who is it?
388
00:15:52,627 --> 00:15:54,888
Seriously, who is it?
389
00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:57,037
It's me! I'm the garlic knot.
390
00:15:57,062 --> 00:15:59,240
Beth stuck a whole clove up my pussy.
391
00:15:59,295 --> 00:16:01,557
It's plant medicine.
392
00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:04,306
And I think it smells fine.
393
00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:06,170
- Maggie!
- Oh, my God.
394
00:16:18,490 --> 00:16:20,361
Hey.
395
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,685
Is there something
you're not telling me?
396
00:16:22,975 --> 00:16:25,708
Yeah. You know, in a...
in a lot of circles,
397
00:16:26,005 --> 00:16:29,107
Bronwyn's books are known as,
uh, matron lit.
398
00:16:29,473 --> 00:16:31,734
Uh, so it... it probably
wouldn't be a good fit
399
00:16:31,759 --> 00:16:33,180
for Millennial anyway.
400
00:16:33,206 --> 00:16:35,208
Good night, Liza.
401
00:16:38,637 --> 00:16:40,708
Charles...
402
00:16:42,257 --> 00:16:44,798
I have lied to a lot of people
for a long time,
403
00:16:44,823 --> 00:16:47,208
and I know what it looks like.
404
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,400
I saw you with Zane.
405
00:16:49,446 --> 00:16:51,107
I know you mortgaged the town house,
406
00:16:51,132 --> 00:16:53,457
and I think you're behind Mercury.
407
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:59,904
I never wanted to give up publishing.
408
00:17:01,726 --> 00:17:04,208
I wanted to be with you.
409
00:17:04,802 --> 00:17:06,675
And I wanted to keep the company going,
410
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:09,544
so I had to make choices.
411
00:17:09,702 --> 00:17:12,049
So you are behind Mercury.
412
00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:17,541
- Why didn't you just tell me?
- I'm sorry, Liza.
413
00:17:17,656 --> 00:17:19,077
I was planning to tell you.
414
00:17:19,102 --> 00:17:21,043
I was looking for the right time.
415
00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:22,842
To be honest, this whole thing
416
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,740
took off a lot faster than expected.
417
00:17:25,801 --> 00:17:28,310
But I don't understand.
Millennial is your company.
418
00:17:28,335 --> 00:17:30,796
No, it's my dad's company.
419
00:17:31,105 --> 00:17:33,967
I wanted to build something of my own.
420
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,480
And this...
421
00:17:35,505 --> 00:17:37,478
this was my chance...
422
00:17:37,861 --> 00:17:41,478
to take a risk, to...
to reinvent myself.
423
00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:44,508
If anyone can understand that...
424
00:17:44,789 --> 00:17:46,329
it's you.
425
00:17:46,453 --> 00:17:48,630
You cannot be
on the board of Millennial
426
00:17:48,682 --> 00:17:51,162
and run a competing publishing house.
427
00:17:51,187 --> 00:17:54,728
I just need some time to figure it out.
428
00:17:56,007 --> 00:17:57,978
Until that time...
429
00:17:58,042 --> 00:18:00,228
can this stay between us?
430
00:18:01,325 --> 00:18:04,707
- You mean don't tell Kelsey.
- Not anyone.
431
00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:07,990
Just for now.
432
00:18:16,905 --> 00:18:18,630
- Hey.
- Don't come too close.
433
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,632
- I'm still off-gassing.
- What a night.
434
00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,334
At least your date
didn't try to stuff you
435
00:18:22,359 --> 00:18:24,170
like a cocktail olive.
436
00:18:28,528 --> 00:18:30,904
- Hey.
- I can't text, I'm running.
437
00:18:30,929 --> 00:18:32,591
Bronwyn tweeted that she has a meeting
438
00:18:32,616 --> 00:18:35,282
at Suffolk House this morning,
and I know it's with Zane.
439
00:18:35,307 --> 00:18:37,247
- I'm running to intercept, okay?
- Wait.
440
00:18:37,272 --> 00:18:39,773
I'm going underground.
Just meet me there.
441
00:18:39,864 --> 00:18:42,888
Kelsey. Kelsey! Shit. Damn it!
442
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,454
Um...
443
00:18:44,479 --> 00:18:45,860
uh, okay, bye!
444
00:18:58,060 --> 00:19:00,107
- Bronwyn.
- What are you doing here?
445
00:19:02,231 --> 00:19:04,270
I know that you're meeting
with other publishing houses.
446
00:19:04,295 --> 00:19:06,833
And I just want you
to make the right choice.
447
00:19:07,137 --> 00:19:08,696
That's not Mercury.
448
00:19:08,721 --> 00:19:11,295
Yeah, I suppose
the right choice is Millennial?
449
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,781
Yes.
450
00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:15,292
We are a company run by women
451
00:19:15,317 --> 00:19:19,084
who want important women's
voices to be heard... your voice.
452
00:19:19,109 --> 00:19:21,295
What is Mercury? Who is Mercury?
453
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,621
- Hey, there!
- The cavalry is here.
454
00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:24,951
Kelsey, can I talk to you for a minute?
455
00:19:24,976 --> 00:19:26,131
Yes. Sit down.
456
00:19:26,156 --> 00:19:28,571
Honestly, Bronwyn,
not to take away from your work,
457
00:19:28,679 --> 00:19:31,328
but Zane is out to steal
our authors, all right?
458
00:19:31,353 --> 00:19:33,839
He's a former employee
who has a personal vendetta
459
00:19:33,864 --> 00:19:35,045
against our company.
460
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:36,664
She didn't come here to see Zane.
461
00:19:36,689 --> 00:19:38,210
I'm pretty sure she did.
462
00:19:38,235 --> 00:19:40,429
No, I don't know Zane
from a wart on my butt.
463
00:19:40,454 --> 00:19:43,288
I came here to see Charles.
464
00:19:44,332 --> 00:19:46,038
What the...
465
00:19:46,063 --> 00:19:47,288
Oh, God.
466
00:19:47,313 --> 00:19:49,358
You're the money behind Mercury?
467
00:19:49,383 --> 00:19:51,924
- Kelsey, if you just give me...
- Did you know about this?
468
00:19:51,949 --> 00:19:53,930
I just found out.
I was coming to tell you.
469
00:19:54,137 --> 00:19:56,171
You're the Chairman of the Board.
470
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,859
You're working
against your own company?
471
00:19:57,884 --> 00:20:01,851
- You're working against me?
- Wow, this is interesting.
472
00:20:02,516 --> 00:20:04,217
Could we talk outside?
473
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,898
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- No.
474
00:20:05,923 --> 00:20:07,195
No, you know what?
475
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:09,788
Bronwyn should know who she's
getting into business with.
476
00:20:09,813 --> 00:20:12,474
A man who is by your side one minute
477
00:20:12,499 --> 00:20:15,319
and then the next trying
to steal your authors.
478
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:19,834
My hair is falling out because
of you and because of you.
479
00:20:20,229 --> 00:20:22,250
I hope you know who you're
getting into business with
480
00:20:22,275 --> 00:20:25,069
because I sure as hell didn't.
481
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:28,344
- Liza, wait.
- Is this you figuring it out?
482
00:20:28,376 --> 00:20:30,576
Bronwyn reached out to me.
483
00:20:32,741 --> 00:20:34,819
He called your books "matron lit."
484
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,860
Hi, Gemma!
485
00:20:54,174 --> 00:20:56,155
Are you sure it's a good idea
to have her in the studio?
486
00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:57,641
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
487
00:20:57,666 --> 00:21:00,147
The buzzing needles actually
put her right to sleep.
488
00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:02,296
It's been amazing.
489
00:21:02,321 --> 00:21:05,902
I have learned so much
in the last two days.
490
00:21:05,939 --> 00:21:08,761
Like, she loves walks...
491
00:21:08,790 --> 00:21:10,993
loves being read to.
492
00:21:13,086 --> 00:21:15,687
- "The Hung Juror"?
- Yeah.
493
00:21:15,712 --> 00:21:17,375
Is this what you've been reading her?
494
00:21:17,405 --> 00:21:20,844
Okay, look, Kelsey brought
home a bunch of senior erotica.
495
00:21:20,869 --> 00:21:23,493
Here, listen to this.
496
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:29,422
"Frank held Cathy as she waved
good-bye to her grandkids.
497
00:21:29,461 --> 00:21:32,633
His tumescence growing."
498
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:33,828
Look at her eyes.
499
00:21:33,853 --> 00:21:35,882
Are you kidding me with this?
500
00:21:35,907 --> 00:21:37,568
She loves it!
501
00:21:37,828 --> 00:21:39,483
Well, thanks for looking after her.
502
00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:41,724
Yeah. I mean...
503
00:21:42,631 --> 00:21:46,212
I'm her dad, you know,
not her babysitter.
504
00:21:46,445 --> 00:21:48,125
I know.
505
00:21:50,081 --> 00:21:52,160
Hey, um...
506
00:21:53,555 --> 00:21:55,616
Look, so...
507
00:21:57,714 --> 00:22:00,422
I know we're getting a divorce, and...
508
00:22:00,865 --> 00:22:03,911
we're going to deal
with custody stuff, but...
509
00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:08,969
I really want
to be in her life full-time.
510
00:22:10,444 --> 00:22:13,836
Or at least equally split time.
511
00:22:15,707 --> 00:22:17,568
And, uh...
512
00:22:17,652 --> 00:22:20,713
I want sleepovers on a regular basis.
513
00:22:22,369 --> 00:22:23,630
Let's just figure out
514
00:22:23,655 --> 00:22:25,876
this whole
parenting thing together, okay?
515
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:29,121
That'd be great, actually.
516
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,012
Just...
517
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,461
don't bring her down
to the studio anymore.
518
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:36,186
Deal.
519
00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:46,758
My hair is falling out
because of you and you!
520
00:22:46,829 --> 00:22:48,214
Everyone is going to see this video.
521
00:22:48,239 --> 00:22:50,008
It's just Publisher's Lunch.
522
00:22:50,033 --> 00:22:51,860
It's also trending on Reddit.
523
00:22:52,060 --> 00:22:53,440
You know what?
524
00:22:53,465 --> 00:22:55,828
Charles is the one
that looks bad, not me.
525
00:22:55,853 --> 00:22:58,391
He's completely in the wrong here.
526
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,006
Say something.
527
00:23:01,043 --> 00:23:03,072
Bronwyn, who apparently
does think we're peers,
528
00:23:03,097 --> 00:23:04,798
is staying put.
529
00:23:04,914 --> 00:23:06,375
- Really?
- Yeah!
530
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,492
She said anyone who fights
531
00:23:07,517 --> 00:23:08,975
for her like you did,
she's sticking with.
532
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,199
Okay. Now, that is some good news.
533
00:23:13,729 --> 00:23:15,470
- So...
- Why are you two looking
534
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,226
at me like my eyebrows fell off?
535
00:23:17,251 --> 00:23:18,631
Oh, my God, did they?
536
00:23:18,656 --> 00:23:20,316
No, gosh, of course not.
537
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:22,373
I got calls from three agents
538
00:23:22,398 --> 00:23:23,969
and emails from another handful.
539
00:23:23,994 --> 00:23:26,172
They're all making noise
about moving their clients
540
00:23:26,216 --> 00:23:28,172
from Millennial...
541
00:23:28,676 --> 00:23:30,337
to Mercury.
542
00:23:30,639 --> 00:23:32,460
They don't care
that Charles is in the wrong.
543
00:23:32,485 --> 00:23:34,398
They want the gray hair in the room.
544
00:23:34,423 --> 00:23:38,205
No. I'm calling an emergency
board meeting. He can't do that!
545
00:23:38,230 --> 00:23:40,078
Charles resigned from the board
546
00:23:40,103 --> 00:23:41,906
about an hour ago.
547
00:23:42,229 --> 00:23:44,040
He did?
548
00:23:45,289 --> 00:23:47,277
What does that mean?
549
00:23:47,805 --> 00:23:50,226
That he's officially
our competition now.
550
00:23:58,686 --> 00:24:04,055
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