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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:02,880 VERONICA: Previously on Veronica Mars... 2 00:00:02,881 --> 00:00:05,969 - [GASPS] - Give me your wallet and phone. 3 00:00:06,304 --> 00:00:08,308 - I'm sorry. - [TASER CRACKLES, MUGGER SCREAMS] 4 00:00:09,060 --> 00:00:10,478 Give me yourwallet, kid. 5 00:00:10,479 --> 00:00:11,689 KEITH: They're saying four dead. 6 00:00:11,690 --> 00:00:13,777 The motel owner, Sul Ross... 7 00:00:13,778 --> 00:00:16,156 - No to NUTT. - KEITH: was one of 'em. 8 00:00:16,157 --> 00:00:19,246 I'm waiting on forensic results from a piece of shrapnel 9 00:00:19,247 --> 00:00:22,545 that I think may prove to be the proverbial nail in Maloof's coffin. 10 00:00:22,546 --> 00:00:25,759 This nail was pulled from my back. 11 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,220 KEITH: "Re-enter the Senate race. 12 00:00:27,221 --> 00:00:28,848 The next time we won't miss." 13 00:00:28,849 --> 00:00:30,978 Someone's claiming credit for the bombing? 14 00:00:30,979 --> 00:00:33,692 The same emailer's been blackmailing me for the past year. 15 00:00:33,693 --> 00:00:35,362 Where's the ring, raghead?! 16 00:00:35,387 --> 00:00:36,614 I don't know! 17 00:00:36,615 --> 00:00:39,411 Liar! Abu Ghraaaah! 18 00:00:39,412 --> 00:00:41,206 - [DANIEL SCREAMS] - [TYLER LAUGHS] 19 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,796 Kill those two guys back there. I never want to see them again. 20 00:00:44,422 --> 00:00:46,258 [CROWD CHEERS] 21 00:00:46,259 --> 00:00:49,097 [DISTANT EXPLOSION] 22 00:00:49,098 --> 00:00:51,812 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 23 00:00:53,858 --> 00:00:55,695 - [SCRATCHING RECORD] - [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 24 00:00:57,532 --> 00:00:58,742 DISC JOCKEY: How you doin' out there? 25 00:00:58,743 --> 00:01:00,453 So, my stunt double on this movie 26 00:01:00,454 --> 00:01:02,666 was Chris Hemsworth's stunt double on Thor, 27 00:01:02,667 --> 00:01:06,549 which basically makes us Eskimo brothers. [LAUGHS] 28 00:01:06,550 --> 00:01:09,012 So, you slept with your stunt double? 29 00:01:09,013 --> 00:01:11,099 Hm? Mm! What? No. 30 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:12,143 That doesn't mean... 31 00:01:12,144 --> 00:01:15,016 And hey, I don't, but if I did, 32 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:16,743 I could do a lot worse than my stunt guy. 33 00:01:16,768 --> 00:01:18,030 - [LAUGHS] - Know what I mean? 34 00:01:18,031 --> 00:01:20,159 'Sup. Hey, I'm Bryce. 35 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,915 Hey, Bryce, this is a private convo, buddy. 36 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,459 C'mon, share the wealth, bro. 37 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:26,296 Alyssa, you'd be into that, right? 38 00:01:26,297 --> 00:01:27,909 A little two-on-you action? 39 00:01:28,636 --> 00:01:30,847 Move along! God, I am so sorry. 40 00:01:30,848 --> 00:01:33,268 - Yeah, your friend sucks. - DICK: Hmm? 41 00:01:33,269 --> 00:01:34,397 Hm-umh. 42 00:01:37,946 --> 00:01:40,325 [SLURPS] Hey, come back! 43 00:01:41,494 --> 00:01:44,290 I was a hundred feet away from a bombing today. I need to be held. 44 00:01:44,291 --> 00:01:45,962 - Argh. - [RINGTONE PLAYS] 45 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:48,883 You got Dick. 46 00:01:48,884 --> 00:01:52,391 They're now saying one dead, 12 injured, two critically. 47 00:01:53,894 --> 00:01:56,816 I've seen people blown up by IEDs. 48 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:59,572 It's horrifying, but you kind of expect it in Yemen. 49 00:01:59,573 --> 00:02:01,993 Like, how do you not just keep reliving that in your head? 50 00:02:01,994 --> 00:02:03,162 How you get past that? 51 00:02:03,163 --> 00:02:05,750 Ohhhh, baby! Yes! 52 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:07,629 - I got it. - Chlamydia? 53 00:02:07,630 --> 00:02:09,424 - [LAUGHS] - Could have been so much worse. 54 00:02:09,425 --> 00:02:10,495 DICK: No, dude, 55 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:11,905 the new Lifetime Christmas movie, 56 00:02:11,930 --> 00:02:14,267 I got that. Okay, it's gonna be so rad. 57 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:16,354 It's about this sad but smokin' hot chick 58 00:02:16,355 --> 00:02:18,860 who falls in love with a mannequin who comes to life. 59 00:02:18,861 --> 00:02:22,159 I play her jealous ex, who's also a mannequin. 60 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:23,745 Ripped from the headlines. 61 00:02:23,746 --> 00:02:25,665 I'm sorry. She fell in love with twomannequins? 62 00:02:25,666 --> 00:02:27,335 Ahh. So goodbye, Neptune, 63 00:02:27,336 --> 00:02:29,047 [WITH COCKNEY ACCENT] and hello, Romania. 64 00:02:29,318 --> 00:02:31,446 Hey, the bartender said that you're the owner? 65 00:02:31,471 --> 00:02:33,723 - Yeah. - Well, I saw this clown's friend 66 00:02:33,724 --> 00:02:35,894 put some powdery shit in those girls' drinks. 67 00:02:35,895 --> 00:02:37,523 That guy over there. 68 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:39,551 DICK: That guy is notmy friend. 69 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:42,867 I lose two-thirds of my patrons, but the predators stick around. 70 00:02:44,411 --> 00:02:45,412 - [PHONE BEEPS] - NICOLE: Kyle? 71 00:02:45,413 --> 00:02:47,333 - KYLE: Yeah. - Yeah, you see the doofus at table 20? 72 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,170 - KYLE: I see him. - I wanna talk to him. 73 00:02:49,171 --> 00:02:53,095 Hey. You familiar with Lifetime? Or... Christmas? 74 00:02:53,096 --> 00:02:54,472 Or mannequins? 75 00:02:54,473 --> 00:02:55,893 Hm. Hm-mm. 76 00:02:57,605 --> 00:03:00,325 - KYLE: All right, buddy, let's go. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's... okay. 77 00:03:03,909 --> 00:03:06,874 [SIGHS] Maybe he'll get hit by a car. 78 00:03:08,752 --> 00:03:11,256 Wait. They speak English in Romania, don't they? 79 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:12,843 [CAWING] 80 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:16,851 [SOBBING] No, don't do this! Please! 81 00:03:16,852 --> 00:03:19,982 Okay! We'll go home! You'll never hear from us again! 82 00:03:19,983 --> 00:03:21,778 [BROTHERS SOBBING] 83 00:03:22,655 --> 00:03:24,491 [PANTING] 84 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:27,830 Uhh. 85 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:30,587 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 86 00:03:30,588 --> 00:03:32,966 SINGER: A long time ago 87 00:03:32,967 --> 00:03:34,762 We used to be friends 88 00:03:34,763 --> 00:03:39,480 But I haven't thought of you lately at all 89 00:03:41,275 --> 00:03:43,236 Bring it on, bring it on, yeah 90 00:03:43,237 --> 00:03:45,867 Just remember me when 91 00:03:45,868 --> 00:03:48,206 We used to be friends 92 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:52,338 A long time ago 93 00:03:52,339 --> 00:03:54,760 We used to be friends 94 00:03:54,761 --> 00:03:57,181 A long time ago 95 00:03:57,182 --> 00:03:59,603 We used to be friends 96 00:03:59,604 --> 00:04:00,856 Hey 97 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:05,880 98 00:04:06,868 --> 00:04:08,245 KEITH: This latest explosion 99 00:04:08,246 --> 00:04:10,917 just reinforces our sense that... 100 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,923 what happened at the Sea Sprite was bigger than Perry Walsh. 101 00:04:13,924 --> 00:04:16,136 That's not what the police chief is saying. 102 00:04:16,137 --> 00:04:19,142 She says he planted the bomb beforehe died. 103 00:04:19,681 --> 00:04:21,476 You're stickin' to your theory? 104 00:04:22,107 --> 00:04:23,442 Yes. 105 00:04:23,443 --> 00:04:25,739 We still believe that it's possible 106 00:04:25,740 --> 00:04:28,786 that these bombings are part of an orchestrated campaign 107 00:04:28,787 --> 00:04:32,126 to destroy Neptune's reputation as a spring break destination. 108 00:04:32,127 --> 00:04:34,255 If we are going to continue paying you, 109 00:04:34,256 --> 00:04:37,763 you could at least find the ring the Carr family stole from us. 110 00:04:37,764 --> 00:04:39,725 ALEX: No one stole anything. 111 00:04:39,726 --> 00:04:41,813 I gaveTawny that ring. 112 00:04:41,837 --> 00:04:45,137 _ 113 00:04:45,161 --> 00:04:48,661 _ 114 00:04:48,686 --> 00:04:49,686 Enough! 115 00:04:52,877 --> 00:04:53,877 Sorry. 116 00:04:54,923 --> 00:04:57,134 That was, uh... 117 00:04:57,135 --> 00:04:59,973 I'm just eager for us to put this behind us. 118 00:04:59,974 --> 00:05:01,392 We're gonna keep digging. 119 00:05:01,393 --> 00:05:04,650 I'm talking to some of the other businesses on the boardwalk. 120 00:05:04,651 --> 00:05:07,864 Veronica is heading out of town to speak to some past associates 121 00:05:07,865 --> 00:05:10,537 of people that we believe might be involved. 122 00:05:10,538 --> 00:05:12,248 We'll keep you apprised. 123 00:05:12,249 --> 00:05:13,458 [IN-HOUSE MUSIC PLAYING] 124 00:05:13,459 --> 00:05:14,920 Business was already shot to hell 125 00:05:14,921 --> 00:05:17,926 after the first bomb, and judging by last night's crowd, 126 00:05:17,927 --> 00:05:20,807 Chattanooga Charlie's is on a rocket ship to oblivion. 127 00:05:20,808 --> 00:05:23,688 You ever seen the Country Girl Shake with four people? 128 00:05:23,689 --> 00:05:25,357 Can't say I have. 129 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:26,735 Yeah. It's sad. 130 00:05:26,736 --> 00:05:29,908 Spring break pays for my year. It pays for everybody's year down here. 131 00:05:29,909 --> 00:05:32,706 Ya know, now you got that quote-unquote "civic group", 132 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:35,085 the nutjobs or nutball... what is it? 133 00:05:35,086 --> 00:05:36,839 I think it's just NUTT. 134 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,135 Well, the measures they wanna pass, 135 00:05:39,136 --> 00:05:42,016 even if I could scrape enough together to adjust my signage, 136 00:05:42,017 --> 00:05:45,105 the parking regs and one-way streets would do me in, I mean... [SCOFFS] 137 00:05:45,106 --> 00:05:48,905 But I guess the owner of the Sea Sprite would probably trade problems. 138 00:05:48,906 --> 00:05:50,533 You two were friends? 139 00:05:50,534 --> 00:05:52,203 I just got to know him recently. 140 00:05:52,204 --> 00:05:55,125 I mean, all us boardwalk businesses are under siege right now, 141 00:05:55,126 --> 00:05:58,966 and Sul was kind of our Princess Leia, organizing the resistance. 142 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:02,014 You know, sendin' out emails, passin' out flyers. 143 00:06:02,015 --> 00:06:04,895 When you say "under siege, um... 144 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:07,985 [CLEARS THROAT] there's no delicate way to put this, um... 145 00:06:09,822 --> 00:06:12,451 has anyone taken a dump in your ice machine? 146 00:06:12,452 --> 00:06:16,669 [LAUGHS] See, where I'm from, the phrase is "turd in a punchbowl". 147 00:06:16,670 --> 00:06:19,508 It's a crazy question, I know, I... 148 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:21,531 I just learned that Sul was dealing 149 00:06:21,556 --> 00:06:23,833 with a serial defecator at his motel. 150 00:06:24,393 --> 00:06:25,853 Oh. 151 00:06:25,854 --> 00:06:27,692 Gotcha. I... 152 00:06:28,401 --> 00:06:32,449 I mean, there's been some pretty bad shit goin' down around here, yeah. 153 00:06:32,450 --> 00:06:33,612 Did you see the mural outside... 154 00:06:33,636 --> 00:06:35,915 Dolly Parton, Davy Crockett, Phil Fulmer, 155 00:06:35,916 --> 00:06:37,493 Smoky Mountains risin' up behind 'em... 156 00:06:37,518 --> 00:06:38,838 on the side of my buildin' out here? 157 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:40,299 Can't say I did. 158 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:42,261 Yeah, damn right you didn't. You know why? 159 00:06:42,262 --> 00:06:44,223 'Cause a bunch of dickhead bikers kept taggin' it. 160 00:06:44,224 --> 00:06:46,102 So I just painted over the whole damn thing. 161 00:06:46,103 --> 00:06:47,463 It's just as well I'm gettin' out. 162 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:49,693 You're closin' down? 163 00:06:49,694 --> 00:06:51,655 Done sold the place. 164 00:06:51,656 --> 00:06:54,410 I ain't stickin' around for that piece of shrapnel with my name on it. 165 00:06:54,411 --> 00:06:57,751 If you don't mind my asking, to Team Casablancas Realty? 166 00:06:57,752 --> 00:06:59,295 Hell no. No. 167 00:06:59,296 --> 00:07:02,176 I mean, they made an offer, but that offer was a joke. 168 00:07:02,177 --> 00:07:04,258 No, I'm sellin' to some nice people 169 00:07:04,283 --> 00:07:05,600 from back home who reached out to me. 170 00:07:05,601 --> 00:07:07,896 I mean, they're gonna keep the place as is, so... 171 00:07:07,897 --> 00:07:08,898 - Huh. - CHARLIE: Yeah. 172 00:07:08,899 --> 00:07:10,526 Folks are from Murfreesboro. 173 00:07:10,527 --> 00:07:12,446 Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna be takin' a haircut, 174 00:07:12,447 --> 00:07:15,745 but it ain't nothin' like the scalpin' Big Shithead was gonna give me. 175 00:07:15,746 --> 00:07:19,628 Plus, they're big Vols fans, so I know they're accustomed to misery. 176 00:07:19,629 --> 00:07:23,552 [SIGHS] Besides, it's not like I got much of a choice at this point. 177 00:07:23,553 --> 00:07:25,682 You said they reached out to you. 178 00:07:26,726 --> 00:07:28,729 How, exactly? 179 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:29,773 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 180 00:07:29,774 --> 00:07:31,568 [INDISTINCT P. A. ANNOUNCEMENT] 181 00:07:31,569 --> 00:07:33,238 VERONICA: I've sent men to jail, 182 00:07:33,239 --> 00:07:36,494 and I've taken satisfaction from it. Always. 183 00:07:36,495 --> 00:07:38,707 When you're raped and your best friend is murdered, 184 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,920 all before your 17th birthday, 185 00:07:40,921 --> 00:07:44,260 you don't develop a keen sense of mercy. 186 00:07:44,261 --> 00:07:47,767 My trip to Chino to visit the ghosts of cases past 187 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,564 didn't soften my stance. 188 00:07:50,983 --> 00:07:54,113 [CHUCKLES] So... 189 00:07:54,114 --> 00:07:56,910 you're still a private investigator. 190 00:07:56,911 --> 00:07:58,413 In Neptune. 191 00:07:58,984 --> 00:08:00,054 Yep. 192 00:08:00,919 --> 00:08:02,338 Aww. 193 00:08:03,340 --> 00:08:06,012 There are a few names I wanted to run by you... 194 00:08:06,013 --> 00:08:07,641 P.I. 195 00:08:08,685 --> 00:08:11,314 That was your job in high school, right? 196 00:08:11,315 --> 00:08:13,484 Huh? [LAUGHS] 197 00:08:13,485 --> 00:08:16,282 But by now, I suppose now, you... 198 00:08:16,283 --> 00:08:19,163 you probably got big, fancy offices, 199 00:08:19,164 --> 00:08:21,083 an assistant. 200 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,047 Hmm? No? 201 00:08:23,924 --> 00:08:25,384 Huh. 202 00:08:26,053 --> 00:08:27,387 Kids? 203 00:08:27,388 --> 00:08:29,350 I'd love to see pictures. Come on. 204 00:08:29,351 --> 00:08:31,563 [LAUGHING] Sorry, I... [GRUNTS] 205 00:08:31,564 --> 00:08:33,191 I'm getting ahead of myself. 206 00:08:33,192 --> 00:08:34,778 Have you landed a husband? 207 00:08:34,779 --> 00:08:37,366 What have youbeen up to, Tim? 208 00:08:37,367 --> 00:08:38,827 Kill anyone else? 209 00:08:38,828 --> 00:08:42,919 I see you haven'tmade use of the copious free weights. 210 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,801 Have... youlanded a husband? 211 00:08:46,385 --> 00:08:48,346 Well, if you must know... 212 00:08:48,347 --> 00:08:50,643 I must. I must. 213 00:08:50,644 --> 00:08:53,273 I've been writing legal motions for my fellow prisoners, 214 00:08:53,274 --> 00:08:55,193 and a number of them have been released. 215 00:08:55,194 --> 00:08:56,947 I'm quite well-thought-of around here. 216 00:08:56,948 --> 00:09:00,203 MS-13, the Bloods, the Aryan Brotherhood... 217 00:09:00,204 --> 00:09:01,958 they all think you're a righteous dude? 218 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,253 About those names. 219 00:09:04,254 --> 00:09:06,048 There's nothing I'd like to do more 220 00:09:06,049 --> 00:09:09,222 than help the college freshman who put me here. Yes. 221 00:09:10,266 --> 00:09:12,687 Dick Casablancas. 222 00:09:12,688 --> 00:09:15,270 Clyde Pickett. Perry Walsh. 223 00:09:15,295 --> 00:09:16,862 What about 'em? 224 00:09:16,863 --> 00:09:20,201 - Stop it, Tim. - TIM: [LAUGHS] 225 00:09:20,202 --> 00:09:23,667 If I'm sure of anything about my old T.A., it's this: 226 00:09:23,668 --> 00:09:25,129 you know what I'm asking. 227 00:09:25,797 --> 00:09:29,094 You know I'm unmarried, you know I don't have kids, 228 00:09:29,095 --> 00:09:31,725 you know the case I'm investigating. 229 00:09:31,726 --> 00:09:34,522 They have search engines in here. 230 00:09:35,304 --> 00:09:37,359 Now dazzle me with your insights. 231 00:09:43,029 --> 00:09:44,959 What's this, your autobiography? 232 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,214 [SCOFFS] It's a list of books. 233 00:09:47,215 --> 00:09:48,634 We'll trade. 234 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:52,057 I'll tell you what you wanna know, and you send me those books. 235 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:54,104 They're hard to come by in here. 236 00:09:55,106 --> 00:09:56,650 Fine. 237 00:09:56,932 --> 00:09:58,518 Clyde Pickett? Don't know him. 238 00:10:00,074 --> 00:10:01,492 [LAUGHS] 239 00:10:01,493 --> 00:10:04,123 Now, Big Dick and Perry, those two I saw a lot of. 240 00:10:04,124 --> 00:10:06,837 They both worked in the library, I spend many hours in there. 241 00:10:06,838 --> 00:10:08,716 Were they friendly? 242 00:10:08,717 --> 00:10:12,807 Can't say, but they had nothing in common. 243 00:10:12,808 --> 00:10:15,395 I suppose they both were misogynists, 244 00:10:15,396 --> 00:10:18,151 though in very, uh, different ways. 245 00:10:18,152 --> 00:10:19,446 Awful people. 246 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:23,704 You know what it's like when someone makes your skin crawl? 247 00:10:23,705 --> 00:10:26,333 I sure do. 248 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,465 Oh. Self-awareness was never your strong suit, was it? 249 00:10:29,466 --> 00:10:32,555 Which is why I've had to rely on charm and good looks. 250 00:10:32,556 --> 00:10:37,523 God. It is good to see you, Veronica. How's tricks? 251 00:10:37,524 --> 00:10:39,736 You still with... Puz? 252 00:10:39,737 --> 00:10:41,656 I think that's the last that I heard. 253 00:10:41,657 --> 00:10:43,159 News does travel slow around here. 254 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:46,917 So few Hearst alums around to shoot the shit with. 255 00:10:46,918 --> 00:10:49,005 You told me you knew Clyde Pickett. 256 00:10:51,301 --> 00:10:52,970 So, you ever see Logan? 257 00:10:52,971 --> 00:10:55,893 God, the way he treated you back in the day. 258 00:10:55,894 --> 00:10:57,563 It's a good thing you got rid of that guy. 259 00:10:57,564 --> 00:10:59,233 Total train wreck, huh? 260 00:10:59,234 --> 00:11:02,782 Logan Echolls is a decorated Navy pilot 261 00:11:02,783 --> 00:11:05,538 now serving as an intelligence officer for his country. 262 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:08,042 How 'bout you? Are you still a rapist? 263 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:11,800 [CHUCKLES] So you two keep in touch, huh? 264 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:14,137 Next time you see him... [LAUGHS] 265 00:11:14,138 --> 00:11:16,350 this is gonna make him laugh... 266 00:11:16,351 --> 00:11:18,981 ask him about that time that we went to this club in Tijuana. 267 00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:21,903 Dirty's, I think it was called. That may be a loose translation. 268 00:11:21,904 --> 00:11:25,410 He was with Rosa, or Easy Ezzy. Hmm. 269 00:11:25,411 --> 00:11:27,582 Now me, I... I didn't consider her easy per se, 270 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:30,003 I considered her a capitalist. 271 00:11:30,004 --> 00:11:32,299 Eh, hold on, hold on. 272 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:35,305 I'm gonna tell you some stuff, okay? 273 00:11:35,306 --> 00:11:39,479 I just miss discourse with someone worthy. 274 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:42,320 - Clyde Pickett. - MERCER: [SIGHS] 275 00:11:43,196 --> 00:11:45,116 So you and Logan, huh? 276 00:11:45,117 --> 00:11:47,831 That's a love story for the ages. Good for you kids. 277 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,126 Last chance. 278 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:52,339 Got a parole hearing comin' up. 279 00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:54,301 It's about goddamn time, right? 280 00:11:54,302 --> 00:11:55,804 But we get the news in here. 281 00:11:55,805 --> 00:11:58,267 Ya know, guy at Stanford, he gets six months. 282 00:11:58,268 --> 00:12:02,025 Guy at University of Wisconsin gets three years for multiple rapes, 283 00:12:02,026 --> 00:12:04,989 and yet, here I am. Hmm? 284 00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:06,408 Learnin' harmonica 285 00:12:06,409 --> 00:12:08,830 and draggin' my tin cup across the bars of my cell, 286 00:12:08,831 --> 00:12:11,836 well into my second decade. [SMACKS TABLE] 287 00:12:11,837 --> 00:12:13,215 Where's the justice? 288 00:12:15,595 --> 00:12:18,058 When did you say that parole hearing was again? 289 00:12:19,185 --> 00:12:20,353 - I didn't. - VERONICA: Oh. 290 00:12:20,354 --> 00:12:23,610 That'll be easy enough to find out. I'm gonna put it in my datebook. 291 00:12:23,611 --> 00:12:26,115 There's a lot of stuff I'd like to tell the parole board. 292 00:12:26,116 --> 00:12:28,538 Clyde Pickett... you say? 293 00:12:31,711 --> 00:12:32,920 VERONICA: Mercer told me 294 00:12:32,921 --> 00:12:35,843 Clyde was Big Dick's protector, 295 00:12:35,844 --> 00:12:38,472 and it was kind of a joke to the rest of the prisoners. 296 00:12:38,473 --> 00:12:42,147 Clyde was respected, people didn't mess with him, 297 00:12:42,148 --> 00:12:45,361 but Clyde conned Big Dick, 298 00:12:45,362 --> 00:12:49,161 saw him as a future payday, which seems to be coming true. 299 00:12:49,162 --> 00:12:53,587 And Big Dick worked for Perry Walsh in the library. That's interesting. 300 00:12:53,588 --> 00:12:56,843 Perry's misogyny fits with his manifesto. 301 00:12:56,844 --> 00:13:02,419 Orfits with someone writing a manifesto to sound like Walsh. 302 00:13:03,161 --> 00:13:05,861 And who appears clever enough to do that? 303 00:13:05,862 --> 00:13:08,825 - Your buddy Clyde. - He's not my buddy. 304 00:13:08,826 --> 00:13:10,696 What did you learn down at the boardwalk? 305 00:13:10,721 --> 00:13:12,472 Same sort of harassment happening 306 00:13:12,497 --> 00:13:14,544 to Sul Ross has been going on everywhere. 307 00:13:14,797 --> 00:13:17,050 Just enough to imagine it's a conspiracy. 308 00:13:17,051 --> 00:13:19,012 At the same time, just enough to believe 309 00:13:19,013 --> 00:13:22,435 that we're batshit-crazy conspiracy theorists. 310 00:13:22,436 --> 00:13:23,479 [KNOCKING] 311 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:24,982 Matty, hi. 312 00:13:24,983 --> 00:13:27,320 You guys talking about the bombing case? 313 00:13:27,321 --> 00:13:30,702 As a matter of fact. You... mind givin' us a minute? 314 00:13:30,703 --> 00:13:32,289 Sure. 315 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,508 Her dad was trying to organize the boardwalk businesses. 316 00:13:37,509 --> 00:13:39,637 Well, that explains why he was targeted. 317 00:13:39,638 --> 00:13:41,975 Big Dick has been trying to buy up boardwalk real estate 318 00:13:41,976 --> 00:13:44,312 for the past couple of years... lowball offers, though. 319 00:13:44,313 --> 00:13:46,568 Most resisted. Spring break was a gold mine, 320 00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:49,447 so property owners never felt like they needed to sell. 321 00:13:49,448 --> 00:13:53,874 Post bombings, Casablancas is getting even more aggressive. 322 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,711 Offers are pennies on the dollar. 323 00:13:55,712 --> 00:13:58,465 [SIGHS] He can't even overpay 324 00:13:58,466 --> 00:14:01,054 to destroy a community like a regular cuss-head. 325 00:14:01,055 --> 00:14:03,226 [CONVERSATION CONTINUES, MUFFLED] 326 00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:12,210 _ 327 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:16,335 ... gets weird. 328 00:14:16,336 --> 00:14:19,174 Most owners have also recently been approached 329 00:14:19,175 --> 00:14:20,886 by Mom-and-Pop outfits. 330 00:14:20,887 --> 00:14:23,934 They got letters with personal appeals. 331 00:14:23,935 --> 00:14:27,190 Better offers than... than Dick's, but not by much. 332 00:14:27,191 --> 00:14:29,277 Some have sold, some are holding out. 333 00:14:29,278 --> 00:14:32,534 Did you get offer sheets on the ones selling? 334 00:14:32,535 --> 00:14:34,705 Yeah. Buyers are all shell companies. 335 00:14:34,706 --> 00:14:37,418 KEITH: I'm looking into it. 336 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:41,637 Wish we had Mac around. This computer stuff ain't my strong suit. 337 00:14:46,855 --> 00:14:48,859 [DEVICE BEEPING] 338 00:15:02,679 --> 00:15:04,641 [GASPING] 339 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,990 BRYCE: Hey... Hey! Hey! Hey! 340 00:15:12,991 --> 00:15:15,829 Hey. Hey. Can you see what's around my neck?! 341 00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:17,373 - [WOMAN SCREAMING] - Can you see what's around my neck?! 342 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:19,377 Is it a bomb?! It's a bomb. 343 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,006 - Stop! You can't just... - He's got a bomb! 344 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,302 - Hey! Somebody help me! - MAN: Oh, my God! 345 00:15:23,303 --> 00:15:26,601 - BRYCE: Somebody help! - OPERATOR: 911. What's your emergency? 346 00:15:26,602 --> 00:15:29,189 - WOMAN: There's a bomb! - OPERATOR: What's your address? 347 00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:30,984 [BEEPING CONTINUES] 348 00:15:30,985 --> 00:15:33,113 OPERATOR: Ma'am, please tell me your address. 349 00:15:33,114 --> 00:15:36,078 - [BEEPING SPEEDS UP] - WOMAN: Where are we?! 350 00:15:36,079 --> 00:15:39,001 - Where are we... - [EXPLOSION] 351 00:15:49,981 --> 00:15:52,485 [CHATTER, PHONES RINGING] 352 00:15:52,486 --> 00:15:54,698 The forensics report as soon as it comes in. 353 00:15:54,699 --> 00:15:56,536 - COP: Yes, Chief. - I want a copy of the witness canvass 354 00:15:56,537 --> 00:15:58,455 - on my desk now. - You got it. 355 00:15:58,456 --> 00:16:00,544 Hey, Chief, phones don't stop ringin'. 356 00:16:00,545 --> 00:16:02,130 People think anything the size of a bread box 357 00:16:02,131 --> 00:16:04,175 - they don't recognize is a bomb. - Wonderful. 358 00:16:04,176 --> 00:16:05,469 And just to remind you, 359 00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:07,641 San Diego mayor's office and the chief of staff. 360 00:16:07,642 --> 00:16:10,522 - Oh, shit. That's this morning? - It's now. 361 00:16:10,523 --> 00:16:12,818 They're both in your office waiting for you. 362 00:16:12,819 --> 00:16:14,028 And something else. 363 00:16:14,029 --> 00:16:15,782 - Is it related to the bombing? - No. 364 00:16:15,783 --> 00:16:18,453 - Well, kind of... But... - Just go deal with it yourself. 365 00:16:18,454 --> 00:16:20,709 Jim! Sheila! How are you? 366 00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:22,211 SHEILA: We heard on our way here. 367 00:16:22,212 --> 00:16:24,800 The boy had a bomb locked around his neck? 368 00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:26,136 MARCIA: Yeah, karmic justice. 369 00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:28,683 He spent last night trying to roofie girls at nightclubs. 370 00:16:28,684 --> 00:16:30,812 But we're on top of it. 371 00:16:30,813 --> 00:16:33,651 Uh, would you excuse me for just a moment? 372 00:16:33,652 --> 00:16:35,197 Just make yourself comfortable. 373 00:16:38,077 --> 00:16:39,120 Who's that with Dobbins? 374 00:16:39,121 --> 00:16:42,210 That's what I was trying to tell you. The mayor called in the FBI. 375 00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:44,339 - [SIGHS] - Marcia, maybe it'd be best 376 00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:45,800 if we do this another time. 377 00:16:45,801 --> 00:16:48,765 Everyone still thinks you'd be a good fit for us in San Diego. 378 00:16:48,766 --> 00:16:49,934 Mosteveryone. 379 00:16:49,935 --> 00:16:52,313 [STAMMERS] You've come such a long way. 380 00:16:52,314 --> 00:16:54,568 I mean, it'd be a shame for you to have to turn around... 381 00:16:54,569 --> 00:16:56,404 You have a lot on your plate here. 382 00:16:56,405 --> 00:16:58,242 We'll have our offices reschedule. 383 00:16:58,243 --> 00:17:00,830 Well, should we just get them on the phone now? I... 384 00:17:00,831 --> 00:17:02,542 Worry about these bombs. 385 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,088 We'll be in touch. 386 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:06,801 MAYOR DOBBINS: Marcia. 387 00:17:06,802 --> 00:17:08,972 Come on over here. I want you to meet someone. 388 00:17:08,973 --> 00:17:12,478 Chief Langdon, this is Agent Woods from the FBI. 389 00:17:12,479 --> 00:17:13,983 Thanks for accommodating us. 390 00:17:16,487 --> 00:17:18,490 Leo D'Amato. How ya doin'? 391 00:17:18,491 --> 00:17:21,288 Agent D'Amato, Agent Woods. 392 00:17:21,289 --> 00:17:23,375 While it's lovely to meet both of you... 393 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,628 Oh, no, it's lovely to meet you. 394 00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:26,799 Too. Ha. 395 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,929 Ah... you weren't done, were you? 396 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:33,061 Well, as I've already explained to the mayor, 397 00:17:33,062 --> 00:17:34,982 this is notan FBI matter. 398 00:17:34,983 --> 00:17:38,071 None of the bombings occurred at a college, university, 399 00:17:38,072 --> 00:17:40,284 or a property used in interstate or foreign commerce. 400 00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:42,956 We're not here to investigate terrorism. 401 00:17:42,957 --> 00:17:45,252 We think we might be dealing with a serial killer. 402 00:17:45,253 --> 00:17:48,761 Which is very much within the bureau's jurisdiction. 403 00:17:50,096 --> 00:17:52,586 You know what? The more the merrier. Right? 404 00:17:52,611 --> 00:17:53,678 I mean, why not. 405 00:17:53,703 --> 00:17:56,434 We've already got a pizza boy, private investigators, and... 406 00:17:56,459 --> 00:17:57,980 Private investigators? 407 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,580 Which ones? 408 00:18:19,321 --> 00:18:21,702 Hey. Uh, I'm Leo. 409 00:18:22,787 --> 00:18:24,915 I didn't order a pizza. 410 00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:26,544 Oh, I'm not... 411 00:18:26,545 --> 00:18:28,130 [CHUCKLING] Okay. 412 00:18:28,131 --> 00:18:30,844 Um, I'm a friend of Veronica's. Is she around? 413 00:18:30,845 --> 00:18:33,181 She's not. Uh, was she expecting you? 414 00:18:33,182 --> 00:18:35,436 Not really. I haven't seen her in a few years. 415 00:18:35,437 --> 00:18:36,731 I lost her number. 416 00:18:36,732 --> 00:18:38,736 Normally, I woulda called first. 417 00:18:39,738 --> 00:18:41,322 Instead, you brought a pizza. 418 00:18:41,323 --> 00:18:42,492 I did. 419 00:18:43,912 --> 00:18:45,080 It's kind of a running joke. 420 00:18:45,081 --> 00:18:47,545 Oh, I love jokes! Let's hear it. 421 00:18:49,298 --> 00:18:51,302 It's not really a... 422 00:18:52,262 --> 00:18:54,056 Okay. Uh, in the past, 423 00:18:54,057 --> 00:18:57,899 when Veronica needed information, she would bring me food. 424 00:18:58,734 --> 00:19:00,820 Yeah. That's a good one. 425 00:19:00,821 --> 00:19:02,574 That's a good one. She does love information. 426 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,828 She does. 427 00:19:04,829 --> 00:19:06,540 Well, would you mind letting her know I stopped by? 428 00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:09,880 Oh, don't worry. I'm sure she'll be back any minute. 429 00:19:09,881 --> 00:19:11,133 Come on in. 430 00:19:15,391 --> 00:19:17,730 [RAP MUSIC SUNG IN SPANISH] 431 00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:28,083 Oh! Let's go! 432 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,336 I'll be right back. 433 00:19:31,716 --> 00:19:32,718 Who are they? 434 00:19:34,639 --> 00:19:35,849 [BALL CLATTERS ON BACKBOARD] 435 00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:37,978 Hoodlums. 436 00:19:37,979 --> 00:19:39,022 [PLAYERS CHATTER] 437 00:19:50,093 --> 00:19:52,472 This is you, right? 438 00:19:54,428 --> 00:19:56,014 Just keep running your mouth. 439 00:19:56,015 --> 00:19:58,310 VERONICA: Well, what I wanna know, Juan Diego, 440 00:19:58,311 --> 00:20:00,899 is, what do you have against the Sea Sprite? 441 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,819 Or is it just when you gotta go, you gotta go? 442 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:06,284 - [GUYS LAUGHING] - Somethin' like that. 443 00:20:06,285 --> 00:20:08,288 I don't think it is. 444 00:20:08,289 --> 00:20:10,170 Is the same person that's having you 445 00:20:10,195 --> 00:20:11,545 screw with the boardwalk businesses 446 00:20:11,546 --> 00:20:13,423 having you mug people? 447 00:20:13,424 --> 00:20:16,471 What is it, a hundy for every wallet you hand them? 448 00:20:16,472 --> 00:20:17,974 Tell me the truth, 449 00:20:17,975 --> 00:20:19,978 and I'll give you back the cash I took from you. 450 00:20:19,979 --> 00:20:22,734 Yo, Juan Diego, shetook your money? 451 00:20:22,735 --> 00:20:25,364 [GUYS LAUGHING] 452 00:20:25,365 --> 00:20:27,577 How 'about I just take that money... 453 00:20:27,578 --> 00:20:29,330 and whatever else I want from you? 454 00:20:29,331 --> 00:20:30,750 GUY 2: Yeah, that's right, man. 455 00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,921 Come on, young buck. 456 00:20:32,922 --> 00:20:36,408 The money is one thing, but when you add the sexual component, 457 00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:38,642 it really makes me want to shoot you. 458 00:20:39,267 --> 00:20:41,062 Can't we all just get along? 459 00:20:41,063 --> 00:20:42,524 [MOTORCYCLES APPROACHING] 460 00:20:42,525 --> 00:20:44,654 Too late for getting along now. 461 00:20:46,908 --> 00:20:48,368 [VERONICA YELPING] 462 00:20:48,369 --> 00:20:51,165 [ENGINES REVVING, BRAKES SQUEALING] 463 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,838 JUAN DIEGO: Yo, Kha'n! 464 00:20:53,839 --> 00:20:55,800 Get her purse from her car... 465 00:20:55,801 --> 00:20:57,679 Aaah! Ohhh! 466 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:58,973 [MOANING] 467 00:20:58,974 --> 00:20:59,975 [VERONICA GASPING] 468 00:20:59,976 --> 00:21:01,521 WEEVIL: Rat?n! 469 00:21:02,815 --> 00:21:05,485 Let her go... before she hurts you too. 470 00:21:05,486 --> 00:21:08,451 - [JUAN DIEGO SNARLING] - [GUN FIRES] 471 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,162 MAN: Oh, damn. 472 00:21:10,163 --> 00:21:12,083 The next one goes in your bike. 473 00:21:13,697 --> 00:21:17,176 Hit the road, boys. You all got better things to do. 474 00:21:17,177 --> 00:21:19,598 [SUBDUED CHATTER] 475 00:21:19,599 --> 00:21:22,730 [MOTORCYCLES START, ENGINES REV] 476 00:21:29,744 --> 00:21:32,372 Quite the mentoring program you've got here. 477 00:21:32,373 --> 00:21:34,628 How's the straight life? 478 00:21:34,629 --> 00:21:38,176 You wouldn't be chopping cars in here like your uncle did, right? 479 00:21:38,177 --> 00:21:41,683 I think the words you're looking for are "thank you". 480 00:21:41,684 --> 00:21:43,395 Who's she? 481 00:21:45,108 --> 00:21:46,735 Her dad used to be sheriff. 482 00:21:46,736 --> 00:21:48,906 The two of 'em are P.I.s now. 483 00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:51,621 They have some weird history with my brother. 484 00:21:53,415 --> 00:21:55,252 [STARTS CAR] 485 00:21:55,253 --> 00:21:56,337 VERONICA: Muggings. 486 00:21:56,338 --> 00:21:59,051 Vandalism. Bombings. 487 00:21:59,052 --> 00:22:01,055 Regular Fagin now, huh? 488 00:22:01,056 --> 00:22:02,977 What did you say? 489 00:22:08,487 --> 00:22:10,157 Relax. It was a literary reference. 490 00:22:10,158 --> 00:22:14,082 Oh, I got the Oliver Twistshout-out. But did you say bombings? 491 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:20,051 [LAUGHS] Yeah. It was me behind the grassy knoll, too. 492 00:22:20,052 --> 00:22:21,805 You, your boys... 493 00:22:21,806 --> 00:22:24,979 you're doing grunt work for the people who want to destroy this town. 494 00:22:26,273 --> 00:22:27,817 Fine. Whatever. 495 00:22:27,818 --> 00:22:29,112 Sell out, then! 496 00:22:30,364 --> 00:22:34,122 Ya know, it must be nice to have choices, Veronica. 497 00:22:40,384 --> 00:22:41,929 [DOOR OPENS] 498 00:22:41,930 --> 00:22:43,307 VERONICA: [SIGHS] Hi. 499 00:22:45,061 --> 00:22:46,061 Hey, buddy. [KISS] 500 00:22:46,856 --> 00:22:49,319 - Hi! - LOGAN: Hi yourself. 501 00:22:50,321 --> 00:22:53,243 Mushroom? That's not your usual. 502 00:22:53,244 --> 00:22:55,706 Okay. I think I see where this is headed. 503 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:58,294 Are you accusing me of being with another woman, because... ? 504 00:22:58,295 --> 00:23:00,841 I am definitely not accusing you of... 505 00:23:00,842 --> 00:23:02,094 [DOOR OPENS] 506 00:23:02,095 --> 00:23:03,179 Oh. Shit. 507 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:04,600 The jig is up. 508 00:23:06,019 --> 00:23:07,230 Hey, Veronica. 509 00:23:08,107 --> 00:23:11,404 Hi... Leo. 510 00:23:11,405 --> 00:23:13,575 [CHUCKLES] 511 00:23:13,576 --> 00:23:15,454 I think Piz is back there too. Somewhere. 512 00:23:16,331 --> 00:23:17,331 Piz? 513 00:23:24,306 --> 00:23:26,518 - VERONICA: The FBI. - Mm-hm. 514 00:23:26,519 --> 00:23:29,356 Wow. I am very impressed. 515 00:23:29,357 --> 00:23:31,360 And a little jealous, I think. 516 00:23:31,361 --> 00:23:34,993 I heard you got married, but... I don't see a ring. 517 00:23:34,994 --> 00:23:36,287 I noticed that too. 518 00:23:36,288 --> 00:23:39,878 - Ah, divorced. - VERONICA: Hmm. 519 00:23:39,879 --> 00:23:42,424 I'm here on this bomber case. 520 00:23:42,425 --> 00:23:44,554 People upstairs knew I had some local knowledge. 521 00:23:44,555 --> 00:23:47,811 Police chief says you and your dad are workin' the case. 522 00:23:48,605 --> 00:23:50,023 She's a piece of work. 523 00:23:50,024 --> 00:23:51,484 VERONICA: That she is. 524 00:23:51,485 --> 00:23:55,576 So you G-men come to town and piggyback off the local shamuses? 525 00:23:55,577 --> 00:23:58,164 - It's page one of the handbook. - Okay. 526 00:23:58,165 --> 00:24:00,335 Fine. How about lunch tomorrow? 527 00:24:00,336 --> 00:24:03,718 Uh, yeah. That sounds good. 528 00:24:07,726 --> 00:24:08,936 Good to see you, Leo. 529 00:24:08,937 --> 00:24:11,273 Yeah, uh, you... you too. 530 00:24:11,274 --> 00:24:12,274 Oh. Sorry. 531 00:24:13,305 --> 00:24:14,781 Thanks for the hospitality. 532 00:24:14,782 --> 00:24:16,994 - Thank youfor the pizza. - Yeah, you got it. 533 00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,878 [SIGHS] 534 00:24:21,879 --> 00:24:25,051 Hey. I know that was a little, um... 535 00:24:25,052 --> 00:24:27,264 Sounds like you two spent quite a bit of time together 536 00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:29,812 when I was landing on aircraft carriers in the Persian Gulf. 537 00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:34,571 On the rape case at the Grand. I told you about that. 538 00:24:34,572 --> 00:24:37,702 My version, it was "this San Diego police detective". 539 00:24:37,703 --> 00:24:39,831 I didn't know there was a history. 540 00:24:39,832 --> 00:24:43,964 There it is. That vintage Logan Echolls jealousy. 541 00:24:43,965 --> 00:24:45,968 - Oh, I'm gonna mainline it. - No, no. 542 00:24:45,969 --> 00:24:47,472 - Unh! - It's no biggie. Seriously. 543 00:24:49,518 --> 00:24:50,604 Harlots? 544 00:24:52,315 --> 00:24:54,443 - [VERONICA LAUGHS SOFTLY] - [KISS] 545 00:24:54,444 --> 00:24:55,947 [TV BEEPS] 546 00:24:58,536 --> 00:25:00,873 LYDIA: Hunt cannot bar us from Golden Square 547 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,835 as long as we stay chaste within it. 548 00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:04,839 Go back and gather the girls. 549 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,219 We'll send word to Abbadon to prepare the house. 550 00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:10,475 I have business with this harridan. [LAUGHS] 551 00:25:10,476 --> 00:25:12,396 PENN: All rightie. 552 00:25:13,608 --> 00:25:16,947 Got a six-foot sub if anyone's interested. 553 00:25:16,948 --> 00:25:20,621 No tomatoes. I... I know how you feel about tomatoes, Carol. 554 00:25:20,622 --> 00:25:22,250 Thanks. I'm... I'm not hungry. 555 00:25:23,168 --> 00:25:25,715 DON [VIA COMPUTER]: You know what? I'll have a piece. 556 00:25:26,801 --> 00:25:28,845 Good. You see how that doesn't work? 557 00:25:28,846 --> 00:25:30,808 Yes, I do, Don. 558 00:25:30,809 --> 00:25:34,941 So you're not going to go on TV and articulate some baseless theory 559 00:25:34,942 --> 00:25:38,615 about how you can insert a section of hoagie into your disc drive 560 00:25:38,616 --> 00:25:42,247 and then have said hoagie come out of my disc drive in D.C.? 561 00:25:42,248 --> 00:25:45,211 I don't have a disc drive, Don. Do you still have a disc drive? 562 00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:46,923 Several. 563 00:25:46,924 --> 00:25:49,386 Great. Uh, shall we get started? 564 00:25:49,387 --> 00:25:51,265 Why'd you have to mention the group on the air? 565 00:25:51,266 --> 00:25:52,893 My mother was watching, Penn. 566 00:25:52,894 --> 00:25:55,649 Okay, Carol, I... I didn't... I didn't mean... 567 00:25:55,650 --> 00:25:57,528 The group hadn't landed on Daniel Maloof. 568 00:25:57,529 --> 00:25:59,281 That was all you. 569 00:25:59,282 --> 00:26:02,705 DON: I see half a stranger back there. 570 00:26:02,706 --> 00:26:04,626 Move into frame, love. 571 00:26:04,627 --> 00:26:06,671 PENN: Oh, this is Matty Ross. 572 00:26:06,672 --> 00:26:10,638 I invited her. Her... dad owned the Sea Sprite, 573 00:26:10,639 --> 00:26:12,850 and she's here looking for answers. 574 00:26:12,851 --> 00:26:14,979 - CAROL: I'm so sorry for your loss. - HERC: Sorry. 575 00:26:14,980 --> 00:26:16,525 DON: Matty. 576 00:26:17,569 --> 00:26:19,572 We were actually just discussing 577 00:26:19,573 --> 00:26:22,243 how Penn was shown up by the Neptune police. 578 00:26:22,244 --> 00:26:24,916 Uh, Neptune police didn't show him up. 579 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:28,381 Well, they did find this Perry Walsh character. 580 00:26:28,382 --> 00:26:30,468 Although he's obviously the patsy, right? 581 00:26:30,469 --> 00:26:34,351 No. No, not the police. That was, um... 582 00:26:34,352 --> 00:26:37,060 that was me telling Veronica Mars 583 00:26:37,085 --> 00:26:38,860 about how we weren't supposed to have gum 584 00:26:38,861 --> 00:26:40,864 in our vending machines. 585 00:26:40,865 --> 00:26:44,162 Veronica and I staked out the place, got pictures of the guy, 586 00:26:44,163 --> 00:26:45,624 and then her dad tracked him down and 587 00:26:45,648 --> 00:26:47,377 gave the information to the police. 588 00:26:47,378 --> 00:26:50,133 Uh... Huh. Uh... 589 00:26:50,134 --> 00:26:52,638 What's that about blind squirrels and nuts? 590 00:26:52,639 --> 00:26:54,391 But... But they're wrong, right? 591 00:26:54,392 --> 00:26:58,692 There's no way that Perry Walsh attached a horse collar bomb 592 00:26:58,693 --> 00:27:00,529 to a guy that fell asleep on the beach. 593 00:27:00,530 --> 00:27:02,658 Well, they don't think Walsh is the guy, either. 594 00:27:02,659 --> 00:27:04,077 - PAUL: What? - What? 595 00:27:04,078 --> 00:27:05,539 PENN: Well, what... 596 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:07,250 what do theythink? 597 00:27:07,251 --> 00:27:09,045 DON: Does it matter? 598 00:27:09,046 --> 00:27:10,591 Neither has credibility. 599 00:27:10,592 --> 00:27:13,429 It has something to do with Chino 600 00:27:13,430 --> 00:27:17,437 and... and stuff happening on the boardwalk during spring break. 601 00:27:17,438 --> 00:27:19,399 DON: Logic, folks. 602 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,908 Let's focus on logic and facts. 603 00:27:26,707 --> 00:27:30,171 So, I just had a very weird experience. 604 00:27:30,172 --> 00:27:34,012 If this is one of your "I met a woman with a cane fetish" stories, 605 00:27:34,013 --> 00:27:35,223 I'm not interested. 606 00:27:35,224 --> 00:27:38,437 [LAUGHING] No such luck! 607 00:27:38,438 --> 00:27:41,443 I tracked down Clyde Pickett's ex, 608 00:27:41,444 --> 00:27:44,617 the lovely, lovely Ichiko Doi. 609 00:27:44,618 --> 00:27:46,370 You know how he mentioned she broke up with him 610 00:27:46,371 --> 00:27:48,542 - when he got arrested? - Mm-hm. 611 00:27:48,543 --> 00:27:50,461 Here's what he didn't mention. 612 00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:53,843 She knew where he was stashing his cash reserves, 613 00:27:53,844 --> 00:27:56,934 and absconded with said reserves. 614 00:27:58,311 --> 00:27:59,772 How much did she steal? 615 00:27:59,773 --> 00:28:04,239 Three hundred and ninety-two thousand dollars, give or take. 616 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,618 Whoa. 617 00:28:07,329 --> 00:28:10,459 You're not gonna tell Clyde where she is, are you? 618 00:28:10,460 --> 00:28:12,548 That was my recommendation to her, 619 00:28:12,549 --> 00:28:15,261 but, uh, Ichiko wants him to get in touch. 620 00:28:15,262 --> 00:28:16,931 She's still crazy about him. 621 00:28:16,932 --> 00:28:18,727 Or mostly just crazy? 622 00:28:18,728 --> 00:28:20,313 Told ya. Weird. 623 00:28:20,314 --> 00:28:21,566 - [KNOCK ON DOOR] - PENN: Hello? 624 00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:22,694 Back here! 625 00:28:23,738 --> 00:28:25,323 Or she knows him better than we do. 626 00:28:25,324 --> 00:28:27,035 Clyde doesn't sound like a guy 627 00:28:27,036 --> 00:28:29,790 who would strap a bomb around a college student's neck. 628 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,753 If he is who she says he is, it... 629 00:28:31,754 --> 00:28:34,550 it puts quite a dent in our operating theory. 630 00:28:34,551 --> 00:28:37,765 PENN: Ho-ho! The brain trust. 631 00:28:37,766 --> 00:28:39,810 I can feel the synapses firing. 632 00:28:39,811 --> 00:28:41,564 Did you order a pizza? 633 00:28:41,565 --> 00:28:43,526 Okay, fine. Yeah. I deserve that. 634 00:28:43,527 --> 00:28:45,446 So, no pizza? 635 00:28:45,447 --> 00:28:47,910 I just wanted to run a proposal by the two of you. 636 00:28:47,911 --> 00:28:49,287 Do you have a minute? 637 00:28:49,288 --> 00:28:51,166 I'll bite. 638 00:28:51,167 --> 00:28:54,381 What do you say... we pool our resources? 639 00:28:54,382 --> 00:28:56,218 - I say no. - Get... 640 00:28:56,219 --> 00:28:58,973 Let me get the pitch out first, okay? 641 00:28:58,974 --> 00:29:02,731 Mars and Murderheads united to solve the case. 642 00:29:02,732 --> 00:29:05,194 W-We would work for free, and yes, 643 00:29:05,195 --> 00:29:08,367 some of them are bozos, one in particular, 644 00:29:08,368 --> 00:29:11,541 but most of them have some serious investigative skills. 645 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:12,626 [PHONE CHIMES] 646 00:29:12,627 --> 00:29:13,712 Daniel Maloof. 647 00:29:13,713 --> 00:29:15,549 Wants to see us ASAP. 648 00:29:15,550 --> 00:29:17,343 You remember Maloof, right? 649 00:29:17,344 --> 00:29:19,431 You wrongly accused him of murder? 650 00:29:19,432 --> 00:29:22,145 I know that I've made a mess of things, 651 00:29:22,146 --> 00:29:24,692 but I-I'd love a chance to set things right. 652 00:29:24,693 --> 00:29:27,907 If not for me, for Matty and Sul. 653 00:29:29,578 --> 00:29:32,039 Well, that's a... a generous offer. We... 654 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,421 There's... 'Kay. There's no need. 655 00:29:35,422 --> 00:29:37,968 Was probably a stupid idea anyway. 656 00:29:37,969 --> 00:29:40,474 Well... thank you for your time. 657 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,196 Unless youwere into it. 658 00:29:48,949 --> 00:29:51,328 KEITH: She's out there, ya know. 659 00:29:51,329 --> 00:29:52,748 Who? 660 00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:54,794 The woman with the cane fetish. 661 00:29:54,795 --> 00:29:56,923 And she's smart as a whip. 662 00:29:56,924 --> 00:30:01,306 With legs up to here and dimples of Venus. 663 00:30:01,307 --> 00:30:04,688 I'm not gonna have to call this cane woman "Mom", am I? 664 00:30:04,689 --> 00:30:05,690 Time will tell. 665 00:30:05,691 --> 00:30:06,734 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 666 00:30:06,735 --> 00:30:09,072 KEITH: Well, look at this. 667 00:30:09,073 --> 00:30:10,992 Just the man we're hopin' to find. 668 00:30:10,993 --> 00:30:13,080 That's sweet, Keith. Thank you. 669 00:30:13,081 --> 00:30:14,834 [DOORS CLOSE] 670 00:30:14,835 --> 00:30:16,505 So you said it was urgent? 671 00:30:17,882 --> 00:30:19,176 Uh, let's wait. 672 00:30:20,345 --> 00:30:21,764 [WHISPERS] I think he doesn't want me to hear. 673 00:30:21,765 --> 00:30:23,393 [MUZAK PLAYING] 674 00:30:24,478 --> 00:30:25,480 [BELL DINGS] 675 00:30:28,403 --> 00:30:30,490 Logan, head on in. I'll just be a minute. 676 00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:35,166 [KEY CARD BEEPS] 677 00:30:37,462 --> 00:30:38,631 It's from the blackmailer. 678 00:30:38,632 --> 00:30:40,467 He always sends from different email addresses, 679 00:30:40,468 --> 00:30:41,971 but I'm sure it's him. 680 00:30:41,972 --> 00:30:44,852 He claims responsibility for the Sea Sprite bomb. 681 00:30:44,853 --> 00:30:46,772 He says my family should live in fear 682 00:30:46,773 --> 00:30:49,068 if I don't resume my political career, run for the Senate. 683 00:30:49,069 --> 00:30:50,947 I'm just gonna forward myself this email. 684 00:30:50,948 --> 00:30:53,410 No, no. He said not to forward or to show it to anyone. 685 00:30:53,411 --> 00:30:55,331 That's why I asked you to come in person. 686 00:30:55,332 --> 00:30:57,251 Yeah. Gut feeling here: 687 00:30:57,252 --> 00:31:00,885 it's an empty threat. He wants something from you, Mr.... 688 00:31:02,137 --> 00:31:03,973 - Maloof. - Maloof. 689 00:31:03,974 --> 00:31:05,769 Sorry, I, um... 690 00:31:05,770 --> 00:31:07,021 The point is, 691 00:31:07,022 --> 00:31:10,277 why would yourblackmailer set off the other explosions? 692 00:31:10,278 --> 00:31:11,446 It doesn't make any sense. 693 00:31:11,447 --> 00:31:12,574 [DOOR OPENS] 694 00:31:12,575 --> 00:31:14,161 You all might want to see this. 695 00:31:20,675 --> 00:31:24,347 Hey! There's the rest of the dream team! 696 00:31:24,348 --> 00:31:25,558 [LAUGHS] 697 00:31:25,559 --> 00:31:27,604 - Pimpin' cane, Keith. - KEITH: Vinnie. 698 00:31:27,605 --> 00:31:30,192 Maybe it's not a woman with a cane fetish. 699 00:31:30,193 --> 00:31:31,862 Mother, what's going on? 700 00:31:31,863 --> 00:31:33,951 I hired my own P.I. 701 00:31:34,213 --> 00:31:35,298 To find the ring. 702 00:31:35,931 --> 00:31:37,684 Oh, come on. 703 00:31:37,709 --> 00:31:39,545 You gotta let it go. The ring is gone. 704 00:31:39,546 --> 00:31:40,881 Is it? 705 00:31:42,175 --> 00:31:46,224 You have my word. I will scour the globe for as long as it takes... 706 00:31:46,225 --> 00:31:48,646 weeks, months, years... 707 00:31:48,647 --> 00:31:50,232 Decades. Centuries. Millennia! 708 00:31:50,233 --> 00:31:51,610 If necessary. 709 00:31:51,611 --> 00:31:53,196 And, oh, uh, hey, by the way, 710 00:31:53,197 --> 00:31:55,618 thank you for the opportunity. 711 00:31:55,619 --> 00:31:57,831 Ya know, if you guys didn't drop the ball on finding the ring... 712 00:31:57,832 --> 00:32:00,503 - They don't care about the ring. - They don't care about the ring? 713 00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:02,006 You don't care about the ring? 714 00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:05,220 From what I hear, it's an heirloom that dates back to the pharaohs. 715 00:32:05,221 --> 00:32:06,725 - Yes. - [ALEX SNORTS] 716 00:32:08,269 --> 00:32:10,481 Ya know what, this is gonna be fantastic. 717 00:32:10,482 --> 00:32:12,661 This is gonna be absolutely fantastic, 718 00:32:12,686 --> 00:32:13,988 the three of us workin' together. 719 00:32:13,989 --> 00:32:15,503 We're not working together. 720 00:32:15,528 --> 00:32:17,078 Sure. We're like the Avengers, ya know? 721 00:32:17,079 --> 00:32:19,625 I'm Tony Stark, Iron Man... 722 00:32:19,626 --> 00:32:22,631 obviously... and your dad, he's... 723 00:32:22,632 --> 00:32:25,553 I don't know, is there a... a bald Avenger? 724 00:32:25,554 --> 00:32:26,972 And you're Pepper Potts. 725 00:32:26,973 --> 00:32:28,935 Ya know? You're, uh, you're the girl 726 00:32:28,936 --> 00:32:31,899 who helps me on with my iron suit and runs my errands. 727 00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:34,237 I got it: Captain No-hair-ica. 728 00:32:34,238 --> 00:32:36,992 [LAUGHING] Captain No-hair-ica. 729 00:32:36,993 --> 00:32:40,708 [LAUGHS] Oh, man, I wish my mom could see me now. 730 00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:42,504 Oh. Workin' for a congressman. 731 00:32:42,505 --> 00:32:45,635 Why don't you just tell her tomorrow when she's cleaning your room? 732 00:32:45,636 --> 00:32:47,304 - [KEITH LAUGHING] - Hey. Hey, Keith. Seriously. 733 00:32:47,305 --> 00:32:49,935 You know what you guys need to solve this whole bombing thing? 734 00:32:49,936 --> 00:32:51,606 [SNAPS FINGERS] Vision. 735 00:32:53,401 --> 00:32:55,655 Oh, wait. I was still on bald Avengers. 736 00:32:55,656 --> 00:32:59,412 No. More like a 1998 Econoline panel van, okay? 737 00:32:59,413 --> 00:33:03,044 Low mileage, great for surveillance and whatnot. You know what I mean? 738 00:33:03,045 --> 00:33:05,090 - Wink, wink, wink... - We got it covered, Vin. 739 00:33:05,091 --> 00:33:06,510 [DOOR CLOSES] 740 00:33:06,511 --> 00:33:08,682 I'm gonna need that retainer check now. 741 00:33:09,559 --> 00:33:10,811 VINNIE: Bang. 742 00:33:14,234 --> 00:33:16,447 [WHISTLING] 743 00:33:19,328 --> 00:33:22,375 I haven't found the ring yet. I'm good, but I'm not that good. 744 00:33:23,252 --> 00:33:25,674 No, I-I need your help on something else. 745 00:33:26,593 --> 00:33:29,096 I want you to locate two men. 746 00:33:29,097 --> 00:33:31,351 They're in a black Yukon with Mexican plates. 747 00:33:31,352 --> 00:33:33,982 Obviously, I'm willing to pay on top of the other fee. 748 00:33:36,445 --> 00:33:39,117 Well, obviously I wouldn't do it if you weren't. 749 00:33:43,961 --> 00:33:46,006 [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 750 00:33:46,048 --> 00:33:51,850 So, what is your big FBI brain telling you about these bombings? 751 00:33:51,851 --> 00:33:54,438 Well, I'd say it's even money that your chief of police 752 00:33:54,439 --> 00:33:57,862 detonates her next bomb right here in this office. 753 00:33:57,863 --> 00:33:59,866 You're not feelin' the love? 754 00:33:59,867 --> 00:34:00,953 Ooh, no. 755 00:34:02,289 --> 00:34:05,085 She is slow-walking every piece of evidence. 756 00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:07,423 Got nothin' on the first two bombs. 757 00:34:07,424 --> 00:34:10,345 I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss Sheriff Lamb. 758 00:34:10,346 --> 00:34:13,853 Yeah. He was dumb and easy to manipulate, I'll give him that. 759 00:34:13,854 --> 00:34:16,316 Yeah. A good lay, too. 760 00:34:16,317 --> 00:34:18,738 - [COUGHS, SNORTS] - LEO: What? 761 00:34:18,739 --> 00:34:21,452 You know, those deputy jobs were veryhard to come by. 762 00:34:23,497 --> 00:34:25,417 Off that, I think I'm gonna head out. 763 00:34:25,418 --> 00:34:28,924 What, because I sold my body to advance my career? 764 00:34:28,925 --> 00:34:30,846 Veronica, I was young. 765 00:34:31,681 --> 00:34:33,684 I think I'm gonna go do a little research. 766 00:34:33,685 --> 00:34:36,315 On this nail. 767 00:34:38,319 --> 00:34:41,618 Those are the nails that forensics found at the bomb sites. 768 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:46,808 Wanna go with me to the hardware store? 769 00:34:48,548 --> 00:34:49,717 Why not? 770 00:34:53,140 --> 00:34:54,309 LEO: Nails are to the left. 771 00:34:55,395 --> 00:34:56,815 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 772 00:34:57,733 --> 00:34:59,318 What? 773 00:34:59,319 --> 00:35:00,822 VERONICA: Clyde Pickett. 774 00:35:00,823 --> 00:35:02,993 Who's Clyde Pickett? 775 00:35:05,874 --> 00:35:08,546 Met Neptune's biggest real estate developer 776 00:35:08,547 --> 00:35:10,173 while doing time in Chino. 777 00:35:10,174 --> 00:35:12,345 We're working an angle that involves the two of them. 778 00:35:16,103 --> 00:35:17,648 CLERK: Find everything all right? 779 00:35:22,533 --> 00:35:25,412 This looks like the one used in the bombs, doesn't it? 780 00:35:25,413 --> 00:35:26,875 Yeah. 781 00:35:28,085 --> 00:35:29,881 CLERK: And here's your change, sir. 782 00:35:32,135 --> 00:35:33,680 - Thank you. - CLERK: Have a great day. 783 00:35:35,851 --> 00:35:37,729 Would it be rude to follow him? 784 00:35:37,730 --> 00:35:38,773 [DOOR BELL JINGLING] 785 00:35:38,774 --> 00:35:40,401 Be malpractice not to. 786 00:35:48,334 --> 00:35:49,711 [CAR LOCK CHIRPS] 787 00:35:50,406 --> 00:35:51,933 LEO: Huh. 788 00:35:51,958 --> 00:35:54,337 Looks a lot like Mars Investigations. 789 00:35:56,308 --> 00:35:58,228 You arein the FBI. 790 00:35:58,229 --> 00:35:59,524 Yes. 791 00:36:01,235 --> 00:36:03,614 Clyde asked us to find his ex. 792 00:36:03,615 --> 00:36:07,664 My dad thought taking the case would allow him to explore our theory. 793 00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:08,791 Ahh. 794 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:10,670 This shouldn't take long. 795 00:36:10,865 --> 00:36:13,036 Dad's just filling him in on what he knows. 796 00:36:13,969 --> 00:36:16,305 CLYDE: So you found Ichiko! 797 00:36:16,306 --> 00:36:17,809 - KEITH: A lovely woman. - CLYDE: Right? 798 00:36:17,810 --> 00:36:20,064 I can see why you were so interested in finding her. 799 00:36:20,941 --> 00:36:22,735 So where is she? 800 00:36:22,736 --> 00:36:27,161 Ah. Well, she wasn't quite ready for me to give you that information. 801 00:36:29,332 --> 00:36:30,626 Oh. 802 00:36:30,627 --> 00:36:34,425 But... here's her email address. 803 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:37,056 She said she'd love to hear from you. 804 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:43,904 Oh. Journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, right? 805 00:36:44,739 --> 00:36:46,324 So, you never told me. 806 00:36:46,325 --> 00:36:48,913 What did you think of the concierge medical care? 807 00:36:48,914 --> 00:36:53,171 [BLOWS AIR] I never knew what velvet handcuffs were before, 808 00:36:53,172 --> 00:36:54,716 - But now... - CLYDE: Right? 809 00:36:54,717 --> 00:36:57,471 Once you taste luxury, it's hard to go back. 810 00:36:57,472 --> 00:36:59,266 If the hoi polloi find out about these places, 811 00:36:59,267 --> 00:37:02,230 I'm putting all my savings in guillotine futures. 812 00:37:02,231 --> 00:37:04,318 Pro tip. Invest in baskets. 813 00:37:04,319 --> 00:37:06,782 For the heads. Smart! 814 00:37:06,783 --> 00:37:10,039 Always think of the ancillary markets. I learned that from Big Dick. 815 00:37:10,540 --> 00:37:13,546 You two... are an unlikely pair. 816 00:37:14,381 --> 00:37:17,387 Yeah. Well, we can't all be Butch and Sundance, right? 817 00:37:18,472 --> 00:37:19,933 How did you two come to be? 818 00:37:19,934 --> 00:37:21,606 You want to hear the story? 819 00:37:21,631 --> 00:37:23,481 Ohh. Very much. 820 00:37:23,482 --> 00:37:24,944 You got somethin' to drink? 821 00:37:27,533 --> 00:37:29,077 [OPENS DRAWER] 822 00:37:31,081 --> 00:37:33,084 KEITH: Will this do? 823 00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:36,884 Redemption 10 Year. Yes, that will do very nicely. 824 00:37:47,238 --> 00:37:51,622 [GRUNTS] Must be pretty boring babysitting a congressman. 825 00:37:54,002 --> 00:37:55,537 "The life of the creative man 826 00:37:55,562 --> 00:37:58,468 is led, directed and controlled by boredom." 827 00:37:58,469 --> 00:38:00,056 Susan Sontag. 828 00:38:01,684 --> 00:38:03,311 You're a strange individual. 829 00:38:03,312 --> 00:38:04,856 Hm. 830 00:38:04,857 --> 00:38:08,321 So you're an active naval intelligence officer? 831 00:38:08,641 --> 00:38:10,895 Why aren't you somewhere more, uh... 832 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,884 Dangerous than the presidential suite at the Neptune Grand? 833 00:38:14,877 --> 00:38:19,010 I'm gone for long stretches and back for extended leave. 834 00:38:20,096 --> 00:38:22,099 They're just never kind enough to let me know 835 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,645 when those stretches are gonna happen. 836 00:38:24,605 --> 00:38:27,068 So how does that go over with your girlfriend? 837 00:38:28,601 --> 00:38:31,482 Uh, truthfully, I don't know if it helps us or harms us. 838 00:38:32,370 --> 00:38:34,958 Two natural loners and a 70-pound dog 839 00:38:34,959 --> 00:38:38,257 in a 600-square-foot apartment is its own kind of challenge. 840 00:38:40,052 --> 00:38:41,096 Hey. 841 00:38:42,181 --> 00:38:47,066 Why take this job for which you're completely overqualified? 842 00:38:48,570 --> 00:38:50,740 May have overspent on a ring. 843 00:38:51,491 --> 00:38:53,161 Oh. 844 00:38:53,162 --> 00:38:55,666 Ohh! [LAUGHS] 845 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,043 I won't say a thing. 846 00:38:57,044 --> 00:38:58,755 Well, that's probably best. 847 00:38:58,756 --> 00:39:00,342 [PHONE CHIMES] 848 00:39:04,213 --> 00:39:07,713 _ 849 00:39:09,152 --> 00:39:12,575 Uh, if you wanna... 850 00:39:12,576 --> 00:39:14,328 if you wanna head out, 851 00:39:14,329 --> 00:39:16,416 I'm gonna stay in for the night. 852 00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:19,255 You won't be ordering room service? 853 00:39:20,341 --> 00:39:22,094 I appreciate your vigilance. 854 00:39:24,265 --> 00:39:25,769 Good night, Logan. 855 00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:41,466 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 856 00:39:48,967 --> 00:39:51,013 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 857 00:39:59,237 --> 00:40:00,656 You won't believe it. 858 00:40:02,049 --> 00:40:04,596 - What are you doin' comin' here?! - I had to! 859 00:40:06,309 --> 00:40:07,810 [DOOR CLOSES] 860 00:40:07,835 --> 00:40:09,714 I want to call it off. 861 00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:13,614 Don't kill anyone. Not for me. 862 00:40:14,658 --> 00:40:16,911 [SCREAMING ON PHONE VIDEO] 863 00:40:16,912 --> 00:40:20,669 A day late and $100,000 short, my friend. 864 00:40:20,670 --> 00:40:22,923 DODIE: This is from the congressman. 865 00:40:22,924 --> 00:40:24,595 [TYLER, TAYLER SCREAMING] 866 00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:44,802 You bring the money? 867 00:40:52,441 --> 00:40:54,320 VERONICA: What is going on in there? 868 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:03,506 You got M&Ms in that jacket? 869 00:41:08,558 --> 00:41:09,559 Chocolate raisins? 870 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,439 [LAUGHS] You're a human vending machine. 871 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,655 Okay. Uh, yes? No? 872 00:41:17,366 --> 00:41:18,702 Yeah. 873 00:41:18,703 --> 00:41:20,790 [BOTH LAUGH] 874 00:41:26,301 --> 00:41:27,845 Ya know, Liz... 875 00:41:27,846 --> 00:41:29,932 my... sh... that's my ex... 876 00:41:29,933 --> 00:41:33,105 she'd always give me a hard time about being fully stocked. 877 00:41:33,106 --> 00:41:37,113 Snacks, uh, may have gone through the wash. 878 00:41:37,114 --> 00:41:39,076 More than once. 879 00:41:39,828 --> 00:41:41,455 Is that why she left you? 880 00:41:41,456 --> 00:41:43,794 Why would you think that sheleft me? 881 00:41:44,547 --> 00:41:45,608 She left me. 882 00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:47,719 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 883 00:41:50,432 --> 00:41:51,643 What happened? 884 00:41:51,644 --> 00:41:53,104 What happened. 885 00:41:53,981 --> 00:41:55,693 We got married too soon. 886 00:41:56,820 --> 00:41:58,740 It was in the madness of love, 887 00:41:58,741 --> 00:42:01,328 the madness faded, as it does, 888 00:42:01,329 --> 00:42:04,795 and neither of us were happy with what we found. 889 00:42:07,383 --> 00:42:09,136 How about you and Logan? 890 00:42:10,305 --> 00:42:11,767 What about me and Logan? 891 00:42:13,103 --> 00:42:15,858 Don't pretend like you don't understand the question. 892 00:42:16,944 --> 00:42:20,366 A... A woman well into her 30s... 893 00:42:20,367 --> 00:42:22,120 Ouch. 894 00:42:22,121 --> 00:42:25,919 ... has been with the same guy for five straight years. 895 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,631 If marriage isn't the conversation that you're having, 896 00:42:27,632 --> 00:42:30,554 it's most certainly the conversation that you're dancing around. 897 00:42:30,555 --> 00:42:34,604 We quite gracefully danced around it until a couple weeks ago 898 00:42:34,605 --> 00:42:38,403 when he poleaxed me by proposing. 899 00:42:43,664 --> 00:42:46,335 Uh... I don't see a ring, 900 00:42:46,336 --> 00:42:48,923 so... I'm guessing... 901 00:42:48,924 --> 00:42:50,637 You're goddamn right I said no! 902 00:42:51,513 --> 00:42:55,186 And I don't even think he wanted to get married. 903 00:42:55,187 --> 00:42:58,484 He barely reacted to the rejection. 904 00:42:58,485 --> 00:43:02,158 Made me think he just asked so he could have the upper hand. 905 00:43:02,159 --> 00:43:03,995 Like he wanted 906 00:43:03,996 --> 00:43:07,920 to be able to wear the "I love you more" pants. 907 00:43:07,921 --> 00:43:10,466 You ever consider 908 00:43:10,467 --> 00:43:13,180 putting on the peace offering tank top? 909 00:43:13,181 --> 00:43:16,854 Me? Maybe heshould put on 910 00:43:16,855 --> 00:43:19,902 the "I defied the well-established boundaries 911 00:43:19,903 --> 00:43:22,616 of our rock-solid relationship" hair shirt. 912 00:43:22,617 --> 00:43:24,787 All right. You know, 913 00:43:24,788 --> 00:43:27,626 from the way that you've talked about him, 914 00:43:27,627 --> 00:43:30,799 to be honest, I was expecting someone different. 915 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:34,305 The hair-trigger temper, random acts of violence... 916 00:43:34,306 --> 00:43:36,268 what are... what are other things that we expect 917 00:43:36,269 --> 00:43:38,649 from a young Marlon Brando? 918 00:43:39,901 --> 00:43:43,282 I don't like to use this term... 919 00:43:43,283 --> 00:43:45,494 but I'll do it because I'm in Southern California, 920 00:43:45,495 --> 00:43:48,375 but your boy... seems chill. 921 00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:50,630 Bleaahh. 922 00:43:50,631 --> 00:43:53,511 - Yeah. - [LAUGHING] 923 00:43:53,512 --> 00:43:55,891 Uhh. All right, we're goin' in. That's it. 924 00:43:55,892 --> 00:43:57,686 They better not be playin' Twister. 925 00:43:57,687 --> 00:43:59,189 All right. 926 00:43:59,190 --> 00:44:01,527 [LAUGHTER, DRUNKEN CHATTER] 927 00:44:01,528 --> 00:44:03,865 Yeah. Keith... [CLEARS THROAT] 928 00:44:03,866 --> 00:44:07,079 if Iever write my auto... 929 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,000 my... ography, 930 00:44:09,001 --> 00:44:10,921 I got the title. Here it is. 931 00:44:10,922 --> 00:44:12,966 - What is it? - It's... It's... It's... 932 00:44:12,967 --> 00:44:15,137 "It's" is the first word of the title. 933 00:44:15,138 --> 00:44:18,603 "It's Hard to Find Good Help: the Clyde Pickett Story." 934 00:44:18,604 --> 00:44:20,189 - That is a good title. - Right? 935 00:44:20,190 --> 00:44:24,280 Case in point: we're doin' this job, 936 00:44:24,281 --> 00:44:27,370 a little savings & loan in Wallawa... whatever, 937 00:44:27,371 --> 00:44:29,708 Oregon, and, uh, 938 00:44:29,709 --> 00:44:33,508 I catch one of my boys carryin' a grenade. 939 00:44:33,509 --> 00:44:36,388 - No! No! - CLYDE: Yeah! Yeah! 940 00:44:36,389 --> 00:44:40,271 - And I say, "Kid, wh... why?!" - KEITH: "Why?" 941 00:44:40,272 --> 00:44:43,110 And he... he says, "Just in case." 942 00:44:43,111 --> 00:44:45,114 - [GUFFAWING] - So at this point, 943 00:44:45,115 --> 00:44:47,159 I knowI'm gonna end up in jail. 944 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,916 KEITH: You're goin' down. You're goin' down. 945 00:44:51,421 --> 00:44:52,481 Mm. Mm. 946 00:44:52,506 --> 00:44:55,426 Let me tell ya about a couple of Darwin Award winners 947 00:44:55,427 --> 00:44:57,263 that deputied for me... 948 00:44:57,264 --> 00:44:59,977 [LAUGHTER CONTINUES] 949 00:44:59,978 --> 00:45:02,189 Number one daughter! 950 00:45:02,190 --> 00:45:03,943 Dad. You remember... 951 00:45:03,944 --> 00:45:05,070 Leo! 952 00:45:05,071 --> 00:45:07,408 Leo! Oh... 953 00:45:07,409 --> 00:45:08,661 LEO: Hey, Sheriff. 954 00:45:08,662 --> 00:45:11,959 KEITH: Oh, Leo was one of my deputies. One of the good ones. 955 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,297 - Now he works for the FBI. - LEO: Yeah. 956 00:45:14,298 --> 00:45:16,301 KEITH: Good for you, Leo. 957 00:45:16,302 --> 00:45:17,428 Leo, Leo. 958 00:45:17,429 --> 00:45:21,436 Leo, this is Clyde Pickett. Clyde Pickett. 959 00:45:21,437 --> 00:45:23,398 Leo D'Amato, it's nice to meet you. 960 00:45:23,399 --> 00:45:25,862 Yeah. Fed, huh? 961 00:45:25,863 --> 00:45:28,993 Is anybody in this town notin law enforcement? 962 00:45:28,994 --> 00:45:32,542 - [KEITH LAUGHS] - CLYDE: You're here on business, I assume? 963 00:45:32,543 --> 00:45:34,589 Yeah, still lookin' for Jimmy Hoffa. 964 00:45:35,716 --> 00:45:37,678 So, boys, you just doin' some day drinking? 965 00:45:37,679 --> 00:45:40,182 KEITH: Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa! 966 00:45:40,183 --> 00:45:42,186 [HINGES CLANKING] 967 00:45:42,187 --> 00:45:43,774 Here... No, I... I got it. 968 00:45:47,364 --> 00:45:50,704 Thanks. I think that's my cue to hit the road. 969 00:45:50,705 --> 00:45:51,915 Thanks for the drink. 970 00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:55,087 KEITH: Ohh. Okay. 971 00:45:55,088 --> 00:45:57,552 Okay, let me know how it goes with Ichiko. 972 00:45:58,386 --> 00:46:00,557 Yeah, lovely Ichiko. 973 00:46:00,558 --> 00:46:02,854 [DRUNKEN LAUGHTER] 974 00:46:07,029 --> 00:46:08,488 - Dad... - KEITH: Yeah. 975 00:46:08,489 --> 00:46:10,367 VERONICA: What the hell is goin' on here? 976 00:46:10,368 --> 00:46:12,622 Two old booze hounds deep in the giggle juice, 977 00:46:12,623 --> 00:46:13,624 bumpin' gums? 978 00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:15,002 I was doin' my job. 979 00:46:15,003 --> 00:46:17,339 And what's with the fake-aloo? Our mark's no Jasper. 980 00:46:17,340 --> 00:46:19,343 We tailed our meat from the hardware store. 981 00:46:19,344 --> 00:46:22,058 Coulda been the same kind of nails used as shrapnel in the bombs. 982 00:46:22,059 --> 00:46:23,351 But you came up dusty. 983 00:46:23,352 --> 00:46:25,566 I'm no bunny. I knew it was a long shot. 984 00:46:26,484 --> 00:46:27,944 Okay. 985 00:46:27,945 --> 00:46:30,450 I think I know how you turned out like you did. 986 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:33,956 Sheriff Mars... 987 00:46:33,957 --> 00:46:35,375 alwaysa pleasure. 988 00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:36,796 Back atcha, Leo. 989 00:46:36,797 --> 00:46:38,717 - Thanks for the company, Leo. - Bye. 990 00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:40,721 Hmm. 991 00:46:42,934 --> 00:46:45,772 Are you still good to hit the City Council meeting? 992 00:46:45,773 --> 00:46:48,110 There isn't a bottle of rye that can hold me down. 993 00:46:48,111 --> 00:46:49,947 All the same, I think I'll drive. 994 00:46:49,948 --> 00:46:52,869 So, assuming Dick is still the big cheese, 995 00:46:52,870 --> 00:46:54,038 what are we looking for tonight? 996 00:46:54,039 --> 00:46:56,585 - He's gonna want to turn the screws. - Yep. 997 00:46:56,586 --> 00:46:58,756 BIG DICK: You see what happens when we don't prune the vine. 998 00:46:58,757 --> 00:47:00,718 Violence and death. 999 00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,014 [CROWD BOOS] 1000 00:47:03,015 --> 00:47:04,852 MAYOR DOBBINS: I'm sorry, Mr. Casablancas. 1001 00:47:04,853 --> 00:47:06,647 I may need a little help with the metaphor. 1002 00:47:06,648 --> 00:47:08,776 I don't think I'm the only one. 1003 00:47:08,777 --> 00:47:10,025 BIG DICK: It's simple, Mark. 1004 00:47:10,050 --> 00:47:13,493 Old Neptune, clean, decent, respectable Neptune, 1005 00:47:13,494 --> 00:47:15,455 was the healthy fruit on tended vine. 1006 00:47:15,456 --> 00:47:17,251 And Neptune now... ? 1007 00:47:17,252 --> 00:47:20,048 Rotten fruit... from an untended vine. 1008 00:47:20,049 --> 00:47:23,598 Violence is the unintended consequence of letting a town go to seed. 1009 00:47:23,599 --> 00:47:25,768 What are we doing about the bombs? 1010 00:47:25,769 --> 00:47:27,689 ALL: Yeah! 1011 00:47:27,690 --> 00:47:30,695 I didn't find the analogy at all hard to follow, Mr. Casablancas. 1012 00:47:30,696 --> 00:47:31,906 Thank you. 1013 00:47:31,907 --> 00:47:36,080 So you're saying this serial killer that is terrorizing our town 1014 00:47:36,081 --> 00:47:40,255 is doing so because of a lack of one-way streets on the boardwalk 1015 00:47:40,256 --> 00:47:44,472 and neon signs taller than 12 feet? 1016 00:47:44,473 --> 00:47:46,685 - [CROWD LAUGHS] - Smirk if you want, 1017 00:47:46,686 --> 00:47:49,566 but I predict that this will continue if these measures are not passed. 1018 00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:52,906 Dobbins just got my vote in the next mayoral election. 1019 00:47:52,907 --> 00:47:54,450 Veronica. 1020 00:47:54,451 --> 00:47:56,079 - Hey. - VERONICA: Max! 1021 00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,500 Wow, hi! Long time. 1022 00:47:58,501 --> 00:47:59,836 - MAX: Yeah. - How are you? 1023 00:47:59,837 --> 00:48:03,051 Screwed, actually, if these measures get put into effect. 1024 00:48:03,052 --> 00:48:05,598 Okay, I've made my point. 1025 00:48:05,599 --> 00:48:07,434 [APPLAUSE AND BOOS] 1026 00:48:07,435 --> 00:48:10,148 Keep fiddlin' while Rome burns! 1027 00:48:10,149 --> 00:48:12,779 You own a business on the boardwalk. 1028 00:48:12,780 --> 00:48:14,448 How, High Are You. 1029 00:48:14,449 --> 00:48:16,452 - Mm. - I'm good. Name's Keith. 1030 00:48:16,453 --> 00:48:17,622 - How are you? - No, no, Dad. 1031 00:48:17,623 --> 00:48:21,129 He owns the dispensary at Dickens and 3rd, How, High Are You. 1032 00:48:21,130 --> 00:48:23,049 Ahh. How's clever workin' out? 1033 00:48:23,050 --> 00:48:25,012 Right now not so good. 1034 00:48:25,013 --> 00:48:28,351 And just when you thought it was safe to sell recreational marijuana. 1035 00:48:28,352 --> 00:48:30,480 Well, good luck to ya. 1036 00:48:30,481 --> 00:48:32,109 Are you gonna get up there and speak? 1037 00:48:32,110 --> 00:48:33,696 You know, I spoke to the other merchants, 1038 00:48:33,697 --> 00:48:36,744 and it was collectively decided that the weed dealer going up there 1039 00:48:36,745 --> 00:48:40,000 wasn't putting our best foot forward, so... yeah. 1040 00:48:40,001 --> 00:48:41,754 Hey, did you know Sul? 1041 00:48:41,755 --> 00:48:44,968 PENN: [CLEARS THROAT] Hi, my name is Penn Epner. 1042 00:48:44,969 --> 00:48:49,310 You gain some clarity when you barely escape death. 1043 00:48:49,311 --> 00:48:52,734 And you see people that you know and care about die 1044 00:48:52,735 --> 00:48:54,154 feet from you. 1045 00:48:55,073 --> 00:48:57,326 I have a restless mind, 1046 00:48:57,327 --> 00:49:03,213 and when I'm not earning a living as a undervalued working class shmo 1047 00:49:03,214 --> 00:49:06,970 - in a town that doesn't want us around... - [SHOUTS OF ASCENT FROM CROWD] 1048 00:49:06,971 --> 00:49:08,724 PENN: I've been digging into this crime. 1049 00:49:08,725 --> 00:49:11,270 The focus here is the Tidy Town measures. 1050 00:49:11,271 --> 00:49:13,526 We were discussing the bombs earlier. 1051 00:49:13,527 --> 00:49:15,487 Right, well, let's get to it. 1052 00:49:15,488 --> 00:49:17,534 Vote no on NUTT. 1053 00:49:17,535 --> 00:49:19,663 - DOBBINS: Okay... - PENN: Vote no, 1054 00:49:19,664 --> 00:49:21,750 because the people that are pushing these regulations 1055 00:49:21,751 --> 00:49:23,461 are trying to drive out the businesses 1056 00:49:23,462 --> 00:49:26,677 that own the valuable boardwalk real estate. 1057 00:49:26,678 --> 00:49:28,973 They're responsible for the muggings! 1058 00:49:28,974 --> 00:49:31,389 They're responsible for the vandalism! 1059 00:49:31,414 --> 00:49:34,150 And they're responsible for the bombings 1060 00:49:34,151 --> 00:49:38,909 that are killing Neptune as a spring break destination city! 1061 00:49:38,910 --> 00:49:40,328 [ALL YELLING] 1062 00:49:40,329 --> 00:49:41,456 [POUNDS GAVEL] Security! 1063 00:49:41,457 --> 00:49:42,960 Please remove the speaker. 1064 00:49:45,799 --> 00:49:48,219 What is happening? 1065 00:49:48,220 --> 00:49:51,852 Who exactly, do you ask? Big Dick Casablancas, 1066 00:49:51,853 --> 00:49:54,023 and his right-hand man Clyde Pickett! 1067 00:49:54,024 --> 00:49:55,818 You little piece of shit! 1068 00:49:55,819 --> 00:49:58,323 - [ALL YELLING] - DOBBINS: All right, given the chaos, 1069 00:49:58,324 --> 00:50:00,076 tonight's vote will be postponed. 1070 00:50:00,077 --> 00:50:02,289 BIG DICK: No! The measures have the votes! Mark, call the vote! 1071 00:50:02,290 --> 00:50:04,001 You're gonna regret this! Call the goddamn vote! 1072 00:50:04,002 --> 00:50:05,462 Meeting's adjourned. 1073 00:50:05,463 --> 00:50:07,090 You come here! Come here! 1074 00:50:07,091 --> 00:50:09,137 You see these people! 1075 00:50:10,056 --> 00:50:12,519 That cussing mothercusser. He... 1076 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,358 Bugged our office. 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