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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:53,252 [theme music playing] 2 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:42,501 [Ray] Fucking towel. 3 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:49,308 [sniffles, grunts] 4 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:11,763 [all] � Happy birthday to you � 5 00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:15,767 -[all] � Happy birthday to you � -[man] � Happy birthday � 6 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,636 -Oh, thank you, Griffin. -[all] � Happy birthday � 7 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:20,139 -[man] What? -[Griffin] No problem, gorgeous. 8 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:23,475 -[all] � Happy birthday to you � -[man] Whose is it? 9 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:24,810 [Ray] Now you blow. 10 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:28,647 Yeah, that's... Didn't she used to have super breath that's-- 11 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,616 Hurricane Jane, they used to call her. 12 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,851 Do you know her breath was once measured 13 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:35,654 at 516 miles per hour? 14 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,523 The highest speed ever recorded on 15 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:40,225 -the Beaufort wind force scale. -Imagine the blowjobs. 16 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:41,793 [men laughing] 17 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:44,429 [Ted] No, no, technically, a blowjob is a misnomer 18 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:47,633 because it involves the creation of a vacuum via a suction 19 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:49,334 rather than exhalation of air, 20 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,769 which was Hurricane Jane's power. 21 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,054 When he was your sidekick, 22 00:02:52,055 --> 00:02:53,338 how could you resist kicking his ass? 23 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:56,675 -Oh, self-control, earplugs. -[laughs] 24 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,844 -[Ray] How long does this go on? -[blows] 25 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:02,481 Ready? Give us a good blow, sweetheart. 26 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,550 [men laughing] 27 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:07,553 [blows] 28 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:09,855 -[indistinct chatter] -[man] That's not nice. 29 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,390 My tatties. 30 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:15,961 Blow that, Rainbow. [laughs] 31 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,198 -[Ray] In your pocket, buddy. -[laughing] 32 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,833 -Okay, don't. -[Pendle] No, steady, Jerry. 33 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:24,403 -Glasgow... -[Ray] Jerry, Jerry. 34 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:26,605 -...Rainbow. -[Ray] Jerry. 35 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,944 [Jerry] I can't fucking control it. 36 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:36,515 Christ, that's, 37 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:39,484 that's one bollocksed wheelchair. 38 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:42,454 -Sorry, Windsor. -[Windsor] Oh, that's all right. 39 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:45,891 Luckily, I landed on my colostomy bag. 40 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,927 [Jerry] Oh, that's really shocking. Sorry. 41 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:51,363 Look, here at Dunmanor, 42 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,398 we want you to have as much freedom as possible. 43 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,767 And we recognize that your powers 44 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,369 are part of who you are. 45 00:03:57,705 --> 00:04:00,772 But when those powers create an unsafe environment 46 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:01,907 -for the other residents... -[coughing] 47 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:02,908 ...it is a concern. 48 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,944 Now the last thing we want is to have to downwardly manage 49 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:06,979 your powers for the safety of others. 50 00:04:06,981 --> 00:04:09,448 -Downwardly manage my nut sack. -[coughing] 51 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,650 -Now, now, fellas. -[Alicia] So please, 52 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,585 let's not have any more incidents 53 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,520 like Jerry's act of super incontinence. 54 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,823 Now, on a happier note, 55 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:20,425 Hero Day is coming around again. 56 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,044 -[man 1] Yeah? -[man 2] Whoa! 57 00:04:22,045 --> 00:04:23,662 -[all chattering] -[Alicia] So, a lovely chance 58 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:25,864 to meet all your many fans. 59 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:28,433 And this year, we're hoping there'll be an appearance 60 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,869 from one of the world's most admired superheroes. 61 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:33,038 -Maximum Justice. -Celestro. 62 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,339 [man] Hey. 63 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:37,609 Oh, fuck that no talent lycra jockey. 64 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,845 Yes, thank you, Raymond. So, hope to see you all there. 65 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:42,748 Oh, and don't forget your blood tests this weekend 66 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:45,550 -will be in the Lee room. -[Pendle] Ah. 67 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:48,020 Dolores, darling, what a pretty blouse. 68 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:50,522 -No, I will not. -Sorry? 69 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:53,592 -No, I just meant... -I'm not a lesbian, you know. 70 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:57,062 [indistinct chatter] 71 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:59,531 -[news reporter] Which means that this year's Hero Day... -[snoring] 72 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:02,434 ...will be even more exciting for the good folks of Ireland. 73 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:05,804 One of this year's breakthrough heroes, Celestro, 74 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,039 will be dropping in. 75 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:10,575 -The celebrated hero... -Oh, come on. 76 00:05:10,577 --> 00:05:13,011 Windsor, do you know where the remote is? 77 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:15,514 -Yes. -[indistinct chatter] 78 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,516 -Where is it? -What's that? 79 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:21,086 -The goddamn remote. -Oh, absolutely, Ray. 80 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:22,888 [news reporter] ...we managed to catch up 81 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:25,524 -with Celestro in the United... -It's there. 82 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:30,729 -It's there, Windsor. -[vacuum whirring] 83 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:47,979 [news reporter] You guys can check out my website, 84 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,481 -"Celestro.com"... -You're nuts. 85 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:50,849 ...or "WhatWouldCelestroDo.com" 86 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,417 Come over here. Oh, come on. 87 00:05:52,418 --> 00:05:53,984 [Celestro] Hashtag we can all be heroes. 88 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:58,857 [indistinct chatter] 89 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,927 -[announcer] ...fast as you can. -There, that's more like it. Mm. 90 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:04,763 [farts] 91 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:11,136 Your bicep curl, hammer curl. 92 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,704 Keep your weights in the same position. 93 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,474 Straight up in the air. Bring your elbows down. 94 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,776 Reverse your bicep curl. Bring it down. 95 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,444 A little faster than that. Come on, guys. 96 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:20,679 Work it, one... 97 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,080 two... 98 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,116 [grunts] 99 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,485 -[Ray] Pendle? -Yeah? 100 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,086 Prepare to have your ass served up to you 101 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,888 with a side order of loser fries. 102 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,089 You keep saying that. 103 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:32,824 It ain't never happened yet. 104 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:36,561 -[grunts] -Eat my dust, Pendle. 105 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:40,565 -Hey, hey, hey. -[laughing] 106 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:58,817 Super speed. 107 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:06,691 Super speed. Super speed. 108 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:13,598 [laughs] Eat my dust, Maximum Justice. 109 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,135 [whirs] Yeah! 110 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:19,504 [grunts] 111 00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:23,842 -Ow. -Yes. 112 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:24,843 [Pendle] Oh, man. 113 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,978 Man, you almost took my eye out. 114 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,213 I win, total failure. 115 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,650 Now, why did you pick a name like that? 116 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:35,487 -'Cause you move fast? -Yes, like thunder. 117 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:38,123 Black Lightning was already taken. 118 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:41,092 Well, that certainly was some afro you had back then. 119 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:44,563 Yep. It was like a black thunder cloud. 120 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,865 -Ah. -At least I didn't have to wear 121 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,935 those thigh high boots with all the high heel. 122 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:52,237 Make you look like some kind of hooker. 123 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,840 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -[grunts] 124 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:00,679 [Bernard] This is bullshit. 125 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,982 -� Full of grace � -Ow. Ow. 126 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,684 Ted, it's only a little needle. 127 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,686 -I hate needles. -[Alicia] How is that possible? 128 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,855 Don't you people catch bullets in your teeth? 129 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,823 I had more sensitive abilities. 130 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,826 Shimmy here was only ever a sidekick, come on. 131 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,027 [Ted] Hey... 132 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:20,131 if it wasn't for us partners, you heroes would be-- Ow. 133 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:23,068 -Ow, ow, ow. -[shushes] 134 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:24,769 [Ted] What? What is that, 135 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:25,971 -a knitting needle? -[whistles] 136 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:30,542 -[Alicia] Okay, Ray. -[indistinct chatter] 137 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:33,278 Here we go. 138 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:35,981 Chocolates for everyone. There you go, son. 139 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,149 -[man] Thanks. -[Jerry] You want chocolate? 140 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:41,286 [indistinct chatter] 141 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,023 I'm Maximum Justice. 142 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,025 Feel my fists of justice. 143 00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:48,793 Sounds like he got a football injury. 144 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:53,031 Try the laser vision. Come on, Dad, I found two on eBay. 145 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:57,969 -[Ray] Hmm. -[distorted sound] 146 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,838 -[woman laughing] -[Ray] Now I look like I got 147 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,006 a football injury. 148 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,707 [Michael] Well, your grandkids love it. 149 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,509 Your kids and Rachel, 150 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:06,310 how are they feeling about the relocating? 151 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,979 Are they gung-ho? 152 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,581 Why don't you ask them yourself? 153 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:10,982 -[indistinct chatter] -They're here? 154 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:14,119 -Wow! Why didn't you-- -No, I mean on Skype. 155 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,456 -[beeping] -Hey, honey. 156 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,324 [Rachel] Hey, Mike. Your dad still being a pain in the-- 157 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:22,060 -He's here. -[Rachel] Hey, Ray. 158 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:23,995 Hey, Rachel. 159 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,931 You wanna say hi to the grandkids? 160 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,032 [Ray] Sure. 161 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,500 They're playing with your action figures. 162 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,967 Oh, that's cute. 163 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:33,004 Celestro, you're so pretty. 164 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,974 [boy] Celestro is smarter. 165 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:39,177 -Maximum Justice is lame. -[toy] I'm Maximum Justice 166 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,446 [boy] Boring. 167 00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:43,714 [toy] Feel my fists of justice. 168 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:46,017 [Ted] You know, they made a Shimmy action figure, too. 169 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,719 Looked exactly like me. 170 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:50,822 And another one with a poisonous lead paint. 171 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:53,091 Yeah. The boy licked it and died. 172 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,926 It was clearly stated on the box. 173 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,729 Avoid contact with eyes, mouth and skin. 174 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,331 And the court found in my favor. 175 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,932 [Brian] Did someone order a white Russian? 176 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,301 Ah, look who's here fresh off his cruise. 177 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,270 -Sadamir Putin. -[Brian] Ciao. 178 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,241 Hey, dodgers of the coffin. 179 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:12,177 How are you, gay boys? 180 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,280 Are you still taking it up the Rimsky-Korsakov? 181 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:18,617 The Bolshoi ballet is thataway, you Rusky fuck. 182 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,185 Go on. 183 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:22,921 Dicksky. 184 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,323 Why did they let them in here? 185 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,159 Why did they make us crap in the same john 186 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:31,830 -with the bad guys? -Why don't you just use a different toilet? 187 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,999 Is he really a bad guy though? 188 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,201 I mean he put a lot of villains away when he turned 189 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:37,302 state's evidence. 190 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,971 -Oh, don't go soft on me, Ted. -[Brian] Yes, yes. 191 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:44,009 Don't let the tiny penis go soft on a gay boy. 192 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,144 [laughs] 193 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,913 Goddamn Rusky super hearing. 194 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:53,652 Alter-man! 195 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,655 Fuck you, you wee stink of Yankee piss. 196 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,424 [Flynn] That's going on your swear box tab, Jerry. 197 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,794 [Alicia] Arms down, trousers up, Bernard. [chuckles] 198 00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:04,829 [owl hooting] 199 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,965 [Ted] You know what I like about this place? 200 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,199 The security. 201 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,402 No supervillains can get in here. 202 00:11:10,404 --> 00:11:11,770 [Pendle] What if they could fly? 203 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:12,937 [owl hooting] 204 00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:14,706 [squeals] 205 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,842 [Ray] Fucking owls. 206 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,410 [Ray] I thought I'd find you ladies out here. 207 00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:19,844 -Got a smoke? -[Pendle] Yup. 208 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,213 -[Ted] I thought you'd quit? -Nah. 209 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,816 Allow me. 210 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,224 Thanks. 211 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,395 [exhales] 212 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,330 -Where's Jerry? -[Pendle] You ain't heard? 213 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,765 They pulled the trigger. 214 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:43,768 Jerry's gonna have his powers downwardly managed. 215 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:44,903 Huh? 216 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:48,406 -Ah, Jesus. Poor Jerry. What-- -It's either that or he might 217 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,709 Glasgow Rainbow somebody's head off. 218 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:51,743 [sighs] 219 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,013 You ever think we'd end up in here? 220 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,048 Man, what's so bad about it? You know, they made our beds 221 00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:00,852 every day, laundry, give us mashed potatoes at night. 222 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,353 Love me some mashed potatoes. 223 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,856 Or I'd have longer with Marie 224 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,191 before she was... 225 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:09,327 -taken from me. -Come on, Ted, she didn't die. 226 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,796 -She ran off with the pool guy. -She was taken from me. 227 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:15,066 -I never saw that coming. -I never saw anything coming. 228 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,268 And I could see into the past. 229 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,337 Well, you know who else could see in the past, Windsor? 230 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:22,474 Everybody. It's called remembering shit. 231 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,510 Come on, is this all we got to look forward to, 232 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,847 having our powers downwardly managed 233 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,682 for our own safety 234 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,516 until eventually we just slip into a coma and... 235 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:36,855 watch endless reruns of Murder, She Wrote? 236 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,123 It doesn't have to end that way. 237 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,524 -[sighs] -They show Quincy 238 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,292 in the afternoons now, too. 239 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,294 Enough of all this self-pity. 240 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,396 I'm gonna throw myself a nice, deep bath 241 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,132 and some perfume, some... 242 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,033 incense... 243 00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:53,004 -all that good shit. -[Ted] I think I'll join you... 244 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,240 in my own bath, I mean. 245 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,775 -On my own. -[sighs] 246 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,379 [Jerry] Glasgow Rainbow. 247 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:09,020 -[indistinct chatter] -[pants] 248 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,195 [Ray] Jerry? 249 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,069 Jerry? 250 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,848 Flynn? 251 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,885 [car engine revving] 252 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,929 [wind howling] 253 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:54,566 By the power of Baldur's forge. 254 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:02,974 Ah, bloody Baldur's forge. 255 00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:20,124 What an absolute honor to have Madera Moonlight, 256 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,460 the one and only, here at Dunmanor. 257 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,896 Ah, just Madera, thank you. 258 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,564 Or Moonlight, of course, 259 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,499 if you prefer to be more informal. 260 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:32,403 Ah, we prefer not to use the old superhero nom de plumes 261 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,822 here at the manor. 262 00:14:33,823 --> 00:14:35,240 It encourages a bit too much excitement. 263 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,977 -[chuckles] Perish the thought. -[laughs] 264 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,280 The Kirby dining room is through there. 265 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,350 Three sittings a day with a menu to die for. 266 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,517 -[chuckles] -[Madera] Hmm, delightful. 267 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,891 Oh, thank you. 268 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,928 Total Thunder. 269 00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:00,632 [grunts] I mean, Pendle Carpenter. 270 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:04,636 -Madera Moonlight. Whoa! -[Madera laughs] 271 00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:06,237 You have not changed a bit, girl. 272 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,540 Oh, I know you're lying but I like the way you do it. 273 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,211 [chuckles] 274 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:14,945 -[inhales] -[Madera] Raymond Windesky. 275 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:19,584 Oh, oh my, Ray. 276 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:24,322 -How the devil are you? -I'm fine. Fine, Moonlight. 277 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,224 Oh, well. 278 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:30,695 Two ex-boyfriends under one roof. Mm. 279 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,298 What could possibly go wrong? 280 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,567 -[Ray groans] -[glass breaks] 281 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:37,702 Whoo. 282 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,888 Nothing's gonna go right for you with that big gut you got there. 283 00:15:39,889 --> 00:15:42,073 -[laughs] -Hey, never mind that. 284 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,641 I saw something strange in Jerry's room. 285 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,376 Don't keep nosing around Jerry's room, man. 286 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:49,213 This is gonna be too easy. I will see you on the track. 287 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:56,721 [thudding] 288 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,226 [groans] Sorry. 289 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,329 I'd never get a job at Downton Abbey. 290 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,431 What's this here? 291 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,668 I can tell your religion in that outfit. 292 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,072 [sighs] Yes, well, thanks for your help. 293 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,306 It's like there's, 294 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,609 there's a camel somewhere, yeah, missing a toe. 295 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,714 -You get it? -I'm afraid I do, which is why 296 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,115 I'm taking that back. 297 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,250 -Run along now. -That's... 298 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,119 Oh, and I'll take this, too. 299 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,088 Oh no, that's my own personal use supply. 300 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,289 -That's-- That's-- -Uh-huh, uh-huh. 301 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,290 I got to... 302 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,573 -[Ted] Oh. -I'm so, so sorry. 303 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,441 No, no, I, uh... 304 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,477 No, I... 305 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,051 Oh, my goodness. 306 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,086 Oh. 307 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,724 -The blood test detected it. -Hmm. 308 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,227 Metastasis rate, when combined 309 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,296 with a normal hematopoietic cell count would indicate. 310 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:19,303 So, maybe you have time to put your affairs in order? 311 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,442 Shall I call any family for you? 312 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,711 -I haven't got any. -Ted. 313 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,313 As my old mom used to say, 314 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:32,750 "It's just one of life's little upsy-daisies." 315 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,086 It's cancer. 316 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,754 I know it is, Ted, 317 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,624 and I know what it's like to receive horrendous news. 318 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,459 I remember the day my father died. 319 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,795 He was in a building that collapsed. 320 00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:46,164 I thought my life wasn't worth living after that. 321 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,066 But I found a reason to continue 322 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,467 and that's what you've got to do, Ted. 323 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,169 What reason do I have to continue? 324 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,336 Well... 325 00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:56,441 -do you like The Dubliners? -Well... 326 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,679 great band. 327 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,615 I hung out with them once back in the day. 328 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,351 My favorite... 329 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,655 -was Ronnie Drew. -Yeah? 330 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:15,359 Well, the tribute band is doing a special gig here next month 331 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:18,129 which, with any luck, you'll still be around for. 332 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,097 Oh. 333 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,566 [chuckles] 334 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,503 Hmm. 335 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,138 The Dubliners. 336 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,646 Hmm. Well, done Maximum Turtle-- 337 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:38,516 I'm telling you, man, there's something going on here. 338 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,519 There were signs of a fight in Jerry's room 339 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:44,322 and that laundry van in the middle of the night. 340 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,657 And now the guy's just gone. 341 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:50,528 -[groans] -Are you talking about Jerry? 342 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,498 [pants] Yeah, man. 343 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,234 That Jerry? 344 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,909 [pants] 345 00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,551 Jerry? How are you, man? 346 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:20,858 Uh... 347 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:24,195 Where were you last night? What happened? 348 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,602 Madera? Oh, my God. They got you, too? 349 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,706 No, I'm just totally baked. [chuckles] 350 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,413 I'm going to annihilate you. 351 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:47,585 Read this and start with the weeping. 352 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:48,653 [sighs] 353 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,255 Why do we even let him play with us? 354 00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,757 It should be heroes only. 355 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,258 Come to think of it, 356 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:55,877 they don't have retirement homes for villains, do they? 357 00:19:55,878 --> 00:19:57,495 They're called prisons, Ray. 358 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,730 With the information I gave to CIA... 359 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,866 they put away more supervillains 360 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,401 than all of you combined. 361 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:06,771 In a way you can say that Brian is the biggest superhero of all. 362 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,273 -[Madera scoffs] -Hey, what kind of a Rusky name 363 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,976 -is Brian, anyway? -Changed it in Deepwell. 364 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,612 Big fan of Bryan Ferry and Roxy Music. 365 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,547 What was your original name? 366 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,350 -Dmitri Shostakovich. -[Ray] Oh, no, no. 367 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,618 His music makes me sad 368 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:24,388 but Roxy Music, they have sexy album covers 369 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,724 make little Brian very happy. 370 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,327 -Ah, Jesus. -Moving right along. 371 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:33,231 Ray, what have you been doing for the past few decades? 372 00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:34,699 Did you marry? 373 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:38,236 Yeah, briefly and then she wised up to me. 374 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:41,372 One son, couple of grandkids and then I retired. 375 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:42,506 What about you? 376 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:44,976 You never were one for the details, were you? 377 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,412 Me, well... 378 00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:51,482 I moved permanently to the US 379 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,552 and settled down and after I got my 380 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,420 -Congressional Medal of Honor... -Whoa. 381 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,389 Just dropped that one in there. 382 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,425 -Then my husband died. -Sorry. 383 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,294 So, I went to live with my daughter 384 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,896 until I realized that what she wanted 385 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,933 was a babysitter for her kids. 386 00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:12,570 So, I'm back in the motherland, 387 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,272 in a home. 388 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,607 -Okay, gentlemen... -[Ray clears throat] 389 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,675 ...five-card draw. 390 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,477 -Everybody in? -Yup. Go. 391 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,280 -[Madera] Ante up, please. -Let's make this interesting. 392 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,982 -I'm all in, 200. -Raise 50. 393 00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:28,719 -Oh. -Oops. 394 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,921 -I'm out. -I'm gone. 395 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,423 [Windsor] Hmm. 396 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,393 All right, I'll see you. 397 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,763 Whoa, you just lowered the ante, Ray. 398 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:41,732 No, no, this is a first edition action figure, 399 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:44,769 collector's item, still in the box. 400 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:49,040 Don't talk massive shit of bull. Nobody cares about you. 401 00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:51,709 Never mind tiny plastic version of you. 402 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,578 The watch. The Rolex. 403 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,480 Well, this was a gift to me 404 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:59,350 from the ambassador to France, no less. 405 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,753 Gave it to me for, I don't know, some fucking reason or other. 406 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,491 -Three of a kind. -[exhales] 407 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:12,029 -Straight. Oops. -Oh. 408 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:15,066 I guess you'll have to suck on big Russian balls. 409 00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:16,600 You were using your x-ray vision... 410 00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:17,868 I don't have vision powers. 411 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,905 -You lying commie fuck-- -Guys, guys. 412 00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,073 Not the time. 413 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:25,409 What? 414 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,945 [Madera] Oh no, no. 415 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,681 -Your friend, Jerry. -[man] Oh no, I'm sorry. 416 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,683 Are you kidding me? 417 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:38,556 [Flynn singing indistinctly] 418 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,859 -This is a sham, Ted. -[Flynn singing] 419 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,761 Where are all the world leaders? 420 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:45,029 Where's the press? 421 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,964 For Christ's sake, Jerry stopped the moon 422 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:50,401 -from colliding with the earth. -Nice to see that Alan made it. 423 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:54,438 -[howling] -[singing indistinctly] 424 00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:56,941 -Poor Alan. -He's in pieces. 425 00:22:56,943 --> 00:23:00,578 [howls] 426 00:23:01,114 --> 00:23:06,384 � And grace, my fears � 427 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,652 You saw him after he was downwardly managed. 428 00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:10,121 He was a vegetable. 429 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:13,157 And that was what finished him off. 430 00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:14,625 Come on, Max. 431 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:19,029 Residents have had their powers downwardly managed before and they're fine. 432 00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:20,598 There was nothing wrong with him before. 433 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,700 -Nothing. -As the saying goes, 434 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:25,436 what the caterpillar calls the end of the world, 435 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:28,672 the master calls the butterfly. 436 00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:32,176 Earth to earth, ashes to ashes... 437 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:34,912 -dust to dust... -It ain't right. 438 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:39,683 -It ain't right. -[church bell tolling] 439 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,755 [man] Okay, everybody, 440 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,423 -the bus is here. All aboard. -[Brian] Have fun. 441 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:47,525 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 442 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:48,959 [Alicia] ...got their hero costumes 443 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,505 on underneath. 444 00:23:50,506 --> 00:23:52,050 We don't want a repeat of last year 445 00:23:52,051 --> 00:23:53,595 when Ted accidentally flashed that ten-year-old. 446 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,933 For the hundredth time the wind caught my towel. 447 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,068 Alter-man! 448 00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:00,171 [Alicia] That's the spirit, Bernard. 449 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:17,922 Lost your way have you, 450 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:18,956 -old-timer? -What? 451 00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:20,558 -[chuckles] -Oh. 452 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:24,462 I-- I don't know, I was just looking for the john 453 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:25,763 or jacks or whatever. 454 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:29,934 [sighs] I think I'm getting a little confused in my old age, you know what I mean? 455 00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:31,769 [laughs] I know how easy that could be. 456 00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:33,170 -[chuckles] -Do you want me to help you 457 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:36,474 -with your toileting? -Just you fucking dare. 458 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:44,815 [indistinct chatter] 459 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,718 [Alicia] Raymond Windesky. 460 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,720 -Tick. You just made it. -[mumbles] 461 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:51,856 Where would Hero Day be without you? 462 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:54,558 [indistinct chatter] 463 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:56,126 [Ray] Well... [chuckling] 464 00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:58,262 ...I see you drew the short straw, Madera. 465 00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:00,097 We figured, because of your prostate problem, 466 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:01,765 you should be closer to the bathroom. 467 00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:04,535 Oh, planning on going in your seat again, Pendle? 468 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:06,804 Nice, isn't it? 469 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:09,240 The old crime fighting duo back together. 470 00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:10,574 Oh, yeah. 471 00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:13,143 And, it's close to the bathroom. 472 00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:16,180 -[chuckles] -Oh, just shoot me now. 473 00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:18,649 [engine revs] 474 00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:23,287 [music playing] 475 00:25:39,972 --> 00:25:42,740 [bus door creaks] 476 00:25:52,618 --> 00:25:54,084 [Ray] Jesus, that's it? 477 00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:57,755 -This is Hero Day? -This is just the regional one. 478 00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:59,189 The big one is in New York. 479 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:01,725 Well, thank God, we didn't go to that one. 480 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,328 All those cheering crowds and groupies, 481 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:05,763 that would've been a nightmare. 482 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:06,897 Are we early? 483 00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:09,600 I think the term is "forgotten". 484 00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:12,603 [indistinct chatter] 485 00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:16,106 [man] And get to take a picture with your favorite superhero. 486 00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:18,909 Mighty hero number 178, 487 00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:20,878 Pendle Carpenter. 488 00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:25,616 -Are you famous? -Sure I am. 489 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,085 Maximum Justice. 490 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,821 Then how come I haven't heard of you? 491 00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:34,191 Just keep on walking, Sinead O'Connor. 492 00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:38,963 -[woman] Tina. -[music playing] 493 00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:42,933 � Something crazy Goin' down tonight � 494 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,206 � Feel it in the air It feels all right � 495 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:50,274 Let's, uh... 496 00:26:56,349 --> 00:26:57,748 [Ray sighs] 497 00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,054 It is you, isn't it? 498 00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:08,659 [chuckles] It sure is. Maximum Justice. 499 00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:10,761 -I love you. -Oh. 500 00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:13,330 -Can I get your autograph? -Oh, sure. 501 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,166 [woman] No, no. 502 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:17,935 Sign these. 503 00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:20,104 ["Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood playing] 504 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:26,076 � Well � 505 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:30,748 � Woah-oh � 506 00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:34,184 � Well � 507 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:38,656 � Woah-oh � 508 00:27:39,091 --> 00:27:40,924 [Madera] Yoohoo! Ray. 509 00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:48,799 � Relax, don't do it When you want to go to it � 510 00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:52,336 � Relax, don't do it When you want to come � 511 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:54,672 � Relax, don't do it � 512 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:58,776 � When you want to sock it to it Relax, don't do it � 513 00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:02,012 � When you want to come � 514 00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:05,349 What the fuck? 515 00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:06,784 Hey! 516 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,887 Hey, you guys! Look over there! 517 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:13,257 It's the Glasgow Rainbow, down there. 518 00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:14,825 Look. 519 00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:16,393 � When you want to come � 520 00:28:16,962 --> 00:28:18,262 [grunts] 521 00:28:19,765 --> 00:28:22,733 Ted! Ted, look! Look over there! 522 00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:29,339 I'm telling you, I saw something weird 523 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:30,774 going on in there. Come on. 524 00:28:30,776 --> 00:28:33,177 What? Weirder than a 70-year-old man 525 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,345 looking through the skylight of a toilet. 526 00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:37,715 [Ray] Goddamn it! I saw one of these kids playing 527 00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:40,884 with Jerry's rainbow powers. Nobody else has that same power. 528 00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:42,986 Are you sure you're not smelling burning toast, Max? 529 00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:44,922 I'm not having a stroke, Ted. 530 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:46,724 I saw Flynn in there with him. 531 00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,058 -Flynn? -[Ray] Yeah, Flynn. 532 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,727 [Madera] Hey, guys. Guys. 533 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:51,095 I'm all for working as a team 534 00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:52,830 but this is where I draw the line. 535 00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:05,743 -Go. -[water dripping] 536 00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:17,054 [door creaks] 537 00:29:21,827 --> 00:29:22,860 -Hey. -[Ray] Jesus. 538 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,962 -I've only been two minutes. -[Ray] Sorry. 539 00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:28,799 [blows] 540 00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:31,435 I know what I saw. 541 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:35,005 -[man] Not too much, I hope. -Hey, I'm done with you, ace. 542 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:39,176 Enough of your dumb ass conspiracy theories. 543 00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:42,146 Not every conspiracy is a theory, you know. 544 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:44,481 Enough. 545 00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:47,885 If no one minds I'll just grab this opportunity. 546 00:29:49,421 --> 00:29:52,890 -[door closes] -[unzips pant] 547 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,559 [Ted] Well, talk amongst yourselves, 548 00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:57,561 I can't go if you're all just listening. 549 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,140 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen... 550 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,842 [Celestro] Slainte! 551 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,514 -[indistinct chatter] -[Celestro] Mwah. 552 00:30:17,883 --> 00:30:21,518 [announcer] The one, the only, Celestro! 553 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,520 [crowd cheering] 554 00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:25,355 [Ray] And I thought he was just seagull shit 555 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:26,924 that dropped from the sky unwanted. 556 00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:28,559 [Celestro] I just flew across the Atlantic 557 00:30:28,561 --> 00:30:30,327 from Hero Day in New York. 558 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,129 Just like Phil Collins, Live Aid. 559 00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:34,932 Yeah, he did a set in London then jumped on the Concord, 560 00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:36,200 did a set in Philadelphia. 561 00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:37,601 Yeah, yeah and they both sucked. 562 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:40,103 Are you guys the superheroes from Dunmanor? 563 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:42,039 -[Ted] Sure. -That's fantastic. 564 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:45,943 Without you, I wouldn't be the man I am today. 565 00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:47,344 [Ray] Right. [clears throat] 566 00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:49,546 I will look for my will to live. 567 00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:53,317 And what's your name, young sir? 568 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,221 Come on now, don't be shy. 569 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:02,326 Maximum Justice. 570 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,895 -Maximum Justice? -Yeah. 571 00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:08,565 Like the Maximum Justice? 572 00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:11,869 Sir, you were like my favorite superhero 573 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:14,288 when I was kid. 574 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:15,338 -You're totally my inspiration. -Yeah? 575 00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:19,042 Oh, wow! If there is anything I can do to repay you, 576 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,444 just let me know, okay? 577 00:31:20,946 --> 00:31:22,946 Well, you know... 578 00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:26,116 actually there is. 579 00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:28,652 Recently, one of my best friends died 580 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:31,154 and the rotten kids in this little town, 581 00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:32,890 they stole his superpowers 582 00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:34,424 and I've told everyone about it 583 00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:36,526 but they think I'm hallucinating. I'm not. 584 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:39,296 I'm sharp. I'm sharp as a tack. 585 00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:42,065 Okay. 586 00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:46,670 Well, I hope you get to the bottom of all of that. 587 00:31:46,672 --> 00:31:49,973 And, um, I'll see you real soon. Okay? 588 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:53,677 Oh my God, is that Moonlight? 589 00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:56,580 I can't believe it. You were like... 590 00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,282 -...my favorite superhero... -Oh. 591 00:31:58,284 --> 00:31:59,449 -...when I was a kid. -[sighs] 592 00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:02,386 [Flynn] Okay, everybody. [groans] 593 00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:05,389 That was about as much fun as an MRI scan. 594 00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:08,292 Right. Who's for a little sing-song? 595 00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:09,459 -[man] Whoa! -[Madera] Yay! 596 00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,595 Hey, Flynn! We're not fucking children. 597 00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:13,263 I should hope not. 598 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:16,633 I-- I meant, we're not children. You know what I mean. 599 00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:18,335 -Ah, never mind. -[Madera] I know... 600 00:32:18,337 --> 00:32:19,670 -[engine revving] -Hey. 601 00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:24,474 Those are the kids that are messing 602 00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:25,609 with Jerry's rainbow. 603 00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:28,378 -Oh, not this again. -Yes, this again. 604 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:30,213 We gotta find out what they're up to. 605 00:32:30,215 --> 00:32:32,115 Time for you to do your thing, Shimmy. 606 00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:35,485 -We got to get off this tin can. -I'm tired, Ray. 607 00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:37,020 I don't feel too good. 608 00:32:37,690 --> 00:32:39,089 I need you, Ted. 609 00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:40,424 You know what happens these days 610 00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:43,493 -when I use my power? -Just do it. Do it. 611 00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:47,497 [growling] 612 00:32:57,076 --> 00:33:00,210 [both groaning] 613 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,746 Oh God, it's gotten worse. 614 00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:05,582 -I can't help it. -Oh, it really stinks. 615 00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:08,285 It's like somebody took a burning tire, 616 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,053 stuffed it full of rotten eggs, 617 00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:11,989 and then shoved it up a skunk's ass. 618 00:33:12,257 --> 00:33:14,491 -That's cruel. -[pants] We got to get 619 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,393 in that pub, see what those kids are up to. 620 00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:19,663 In a minute. 621 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:23,667 -[indistinct chatter] -[boys laughing] 622 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,670 [man] Sometime today, ladies. Come on. 623 00:33:27,272 --> 00:33:29,523 -[Ted] Do we make our move now? -[Ray] No. 624 00:33:29,524 --> 00:33:31,775 -We'll just stay frosty. We don't wanna lose sight of them. -[indistinct chatter] 625 00:33:31,777 --> 00:33:33,377 -[man] Yeah, you're up next. -Roger that. 626 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:38,081 Remember, when we went up against Reactor Man? 627 00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:40,183 Super dense fist that could topple 628 00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:42,686 -a building with a single punch? -[man] Yeah, come on, yo. 629 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,722 Smacked me into the side of the Golden Gate Bridge. 630 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:47,324 -Nope. -[indistinct chatter] 631 00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:49,259 You must remember then I fought back 632 00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:52,129 by shimmying him under water into the bay. 633 00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:53,397 Then he shot out of the water, 634 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,365 I smacked him into that taco stand 635 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,235 and shimmied him right into San Quentin, 636 00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:00,270 lock it up, threw away the key. 637 00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:02,672 Well, I remember the taco stand, yes. 638 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:06,043 Typical. The proudest moment of my career 639 00:34:06,045 --> 00:34:09,046 -and you remember the tacos. -Well, I-- 640 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:13,250 -Oh my God, they're gone. -[door creaks] 641 00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:14,251 Let's go. 642 00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:22,125 -Wait. -[indistinct chatter] 643 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:29,399 Look over there. 644 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:32,302 You do know these aren't the same kids? 645 00:34:32,304 --> 00:34:34,304 -[glass breaking] -[car alarm blares] 646 00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:37,507 -Come on. -No, Max. Max. 647 00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,313 [Ray] Evening, fellas. 648 00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,817 -Oh, and ladies. -Careful, Grandpa. 649 00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:50,554 All right, that's it. Out of the car. 650 00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:52,722 -Are you fucking senile, man? -No. 651 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:56,460 And I don't usually fight girls, so you just stay cool. 652 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:59,429 -You're all under arrest. -[laughing] 653 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:02,599 -Are you's the pension police? -I'm Maximum Justice. 654 00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:05,135 And this is my sidekick... 655 00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:07,404 -Actually, I'm his partner. -...Shimmy. 656 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,506 And we're gonna bring you all in. 657 00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:11,708 Who did you nick that phone from, Granddad? 658 00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:13,743 That looks like mine, did you nick that phone from me? 659 00:35:14,413 --> 00:35:16,146 Are you touching me up? 660 00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:17,880 No, I-- Wait, wait now, come on. We don't want any-- 661 00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:19,382 Fucking old pervs just touched me up. 662 00:35:19,384 --> 00:35:20,350 -No. -Guys, 663 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:22,402 we're just a couple of old men, out for a walk. 664 00:35:22,403 --> 00:35:24,453 I don't care if you're the fucking Jonas Brothers. 665 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:25,822 My girl wants her phone back. 666 00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:28,258 -[man] Easy boy. -[Ted] Oh, oh. 667 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,193 -[Ted] Max. -I'm looking at fucking idiots. 668 00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:31,361 [man] This ain't no game. 669 00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:32,829 You're getting mugged, you hear me? 670 00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:34,296 Now, give us your phones and your fucking wallets... 671 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:35,499 -[Ted] Max. -...before your little bone show 672 00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,634 -gets cut up here. -I'd give 'em, partner. 673 00:35:38,403 --> 00:35:39,402 No. 674 00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:41,638 What the fuck did you just say to me? 675 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,606 No. 676 00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:44,274 Are you having a turn old-timer? 677 00:35:44,276 --> 00:35:47,477 -[Ted] Max. -[grunts] 678 00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:50,814 -[Ted] Max. -[grunts] 679 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:53,183 -[grunting] -[metal clanks] 680 00:35:53,185 --> 00:35:54,451 What the fuck? 681 00:35:57,789 --> 00:35:59,823 I'm gonna knock the fucking shit out of you. 682 00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:04,694 -[car alarm blares] -[woman] Go. 683 00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:06,396 [man] Let's get the fuck out of here. 684 00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:07,931 [Ted] Max. 685 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:14,738 -Fuck me. -[Ted] Max, they're just kids. 686 00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:20,343 [Ray] Feel my fists of justice! 687 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:21,444 [Ted] Max! 688 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:25,215 [grunts] Hey! 689 00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:28,518 [Alicia] Sex rampage? 690 00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:31,454 -Sidekick. -That's a bunch of crap. 691 00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:34,191 -You know what the most shocking thing about this is? -That printed papers 692 00:36:34,193 --> 00:36:34,958 is still a thing? 693 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,694 That it was you two. Two of my favorite boys. 694 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:38,762 My best... 695 00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:41,431 Oh, Alicia, come on. 696 00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,900 Look, if it were up to me, I'd let it go 697 00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,669 but the powers that be, they... 698 00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:49,306 Someone needs to be made an example of. 699 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:53,343 It was me. The pub was my idea. 700 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:56,213 No. 701 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:59,516 -No, it was me. -I thought as much. 702 00:36:59,851 --> 00:37:01,484 You can leave, Ted. 703 00:37:10,696 --> 00:37:12,495 Raymond, why? 704 00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:16,433 Because... 705 00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:18,969 I'm a hero. 706 00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:20,971 Don't you understand? 707 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,440 I'm a goddamn hero. 708 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,842 Look, the federation want to throw you out of here 709 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:27,377 -because of this. -[sighs] 710 00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:28,678 I fought for you, 711 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:32,449 but I'm afraid they now see you as a public liability. 712 00:37:33,518 --> 00:37:34,718 Raymond, I'm sorry 713 00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:36,419 but they're insisting your powers 714 00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:38,388 -be downwardly managed. -[gasps] 715 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:48,765 [Pendle] What were you thinking, Ray? 716 00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:51,901 -I ain't afraid to die. -[indistinct chatter] 717 00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:55,538 You're not gonna die. You're gonna be fine. 718 00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:57,907 Oh, you mean like Jerry was fine? [scoffs] 719 00:37:58,543 --> 00:38:02,045 We've been through all of this. It was just Jerry's time. 720 00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:05,382 Yeah? And how about that kid with Jerry's rainbow? 721 00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:09,619 Anybody see this? Any of this? 722 00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:14,591 [Ray] Does anyone find it convenient that Brian 723 00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:16,426 wasn't out there with us yesterday? 724 00:38:16,561 --> 00:38:18,495 [Pendle] Why would Brian wanna kill Jerry? 725 00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:20,897 Oh, I don't know, he's a villain. 726 00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:23,500 That's what villains do. He's in on this. 727 00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:26,736 I buy Brian wanting to kill you, you're an irritating man, 728 00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:27,937 but Jerry's harmless. 729 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:31,641 Max, a man has died. I'm gonna. 730 00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:35,345 We're all going to. Just let it go. 731 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:38,848 Good afternoon, I need a moment of your time. 732 00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:42,986 Now, I'm afraid to say, Raymond's actions constituted 733 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:46,623 a flagrant breach of the rules and as a result, 734 00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:49,626 I'm under orders to assess the ability of all of you 735 00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:52,095 -to control your powers. -[all] Oh. 736 00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:54,397 -[man] What? No, you-- -[Alicia] I'm truly sorry but 737 00:38:54,399 --> 00:38:57,534 anybody unable to meet the basic criteria 738 00:38:57,536 --> 00:39:01,071 will understandably have their powers downwardly managed. 739 00:39:01,073 --> 00:39:02,505 -[indistinct chatter] -[man] No. 740 00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:03,606 Stupid mother fu-- 741 00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:08,044 Now, on a brighter note, don't forget that today is 742 00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,479 -Tuna Bake Tuesday. -[Flynn] Uh-huh. 743 00:39:09,614 --> 00:39:11,114 -[Alicia chuckles] -[Flynn] Yummy. 744 00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:14,784 -[woman] I do like tuna. -[indistinct chatter] 745 00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:21,658 [Alicia] Okay, Dolores, love. 746 00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:23,960 This is a simple task, designed to gauge 747 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:26,029 your level of control over your abilities. 748 00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:29,599 -Well, I've never had any complaints from the gentleman... -Dolores... 749 00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:31,568 -...that I've been-- -...freeze the water, please. 750 00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:40,110 [Pendle clears throat] 751 00:39:40,512 --> 00:39:44,814 [grunts] 752 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:54,858 Very good. 753 00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:57,927 Thank-- 754 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:14,878 Okay, Eagle Wings, ready and fly! 755 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,481 [grunts] 756 00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:20,917 Soar like an eagle. 757 00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:24,788 [screaming] 758 00:40:26,892 --> 00:40:28,658 [Flynn] And the eagle has landed. 759 00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:33,763 Okay, Brian, and destroy the mannequin safely. 760 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:36,099 Brian not perform like a monkey for you. 761 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:38,835 In which case, you won't mind being downwardly managed. 762 00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:43,873 -[growls] -[creaking] 763 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,445 Now, you want me to peel banana? 764 00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:54,117 [Dolores humming] 765 00:41:03,028 --> 00:41:04,994 It doesn't always work. 766 00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:10,667 I'm not entirely sure what your powers are, Madera. 767 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:13,703 Oh, don't worry, you can just downwardly manage me. 768 00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:16,473 -That's fine. -Thing is, we do need to know 769 00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:19,142 -for the form. -I channel energy 770 00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:21,177 from the negative dimension to invoke 771 00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:22,712 the power of the Elder Gods. 772 00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:26,115 Ah, gives me a bit of a headache in the process. 773 00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:28,852 We do actually need to see this. 774 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,222 [sighs] 775 00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:52,141 Oh, very good. 776 00:42:17,903 --> 00:42:19,235 [sighs] 777 00:42:20,906 --> 00:42:22,305 Do you have an aspirin? 778 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,780 [Ray] Oh, oh, oh. 779 00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:34,217 -Hey. -[indistinct chatter] 780 00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:47,297 [Brian] There is no room for you here. 781 00:42:54,706 --> 00:42:55,705 Oh. 782 00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:58,007 So, this is how I'm to be treated 783 00:42:58,009 --> 00:43:02,145 for trying to expose a cover-up that was right under our nose. 784 00:43:02,614 --> 00:43:04,747 -Change the channel, Ray. -[Brian] Nobody cares 785 00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:06,316 -about your delusions. -Delusions? 786 00:43:06,318 --> 00:43:07,951 You know what? You're in this, Brian. 787 00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:10,053 I don't know how, but somehow, you're involved in this. 788 00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:11,921 Stop making this bullshit. 789 00:43:12,057 --> 00:43:14,057 It's because of you we're all going to get 790 00:43:14,059 --> 00:43:15,892 our powers managing to downward. 791 00:43:16,127 --> 00:43:18,861 And you have the big hairy balls to call me a villain. 792 00:43:18,863 --> 00:43:21,164 They should stop calling you Maximum Justice, 793 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:23,766 they should call you Maximum Hairy Balls. 794 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:25,068 -[Madera] Oh. -[Ted] Please, 795 00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:27,036 man's balls are as smooth as an egg. 796 00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:30,907 You know what? Fuck this. 797 00:43:30,909 --> 00:43:32,909 -[gasping] -[Ted] Oh, boy. 798 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:35,144 What? They are. 799 00:43:35,347 --> 00:43:38,014 You change in and out of lycra with the man for 30 years, 800 00:43:38,016 --> 00:43:38,681 you've seen it. 801 00:43:42,821 --> 00:43:43,987 [Flynn sighs] 802 00:43:58,169 --> 00:44:01,237 [man on radio] Maybe, you're cuddling up with a loved one but if you're not, 803 00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,206 don't let those lonely thoughts get you down. 804 00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,808 Coming up is a little bit of Celine Dion 805 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:07,176 with "All By Myself". 806 00:44:07,178 --> 00:44:08,378 You got to be shitting me. 807 00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:11,014 [man on radio] I'm here to take all you night owls to the-- 808 00:44:11,016 --> 00:44:11,981 [radio static] 809 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:13,816 [woman on radio] That was "Alone" by Heart 810 00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:16,653 but now hankies at the ready, for "Solitaire". 811 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:20,757 -Ugh, goddammit! -I'm worried about Ray. 812 00:44:21,393 --> 00:44:23,159 Ted, you were his sidekick, huh? 813 00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,160 Again, partner. 814 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,930 What I'm saying is you know the guy. 815 00:44:26,931 --> 00:44:29,699 You also seem to know enough about his egg-smooth balls. 816 00:44:29,701 --> 00:44:31,067 [laughs] 817 00:44:31,069 --> 00:44:33,102 The thing you need to know about Max 818 00:44:33,104 --> 00:44:35,672 and this informs everything that he does... 819 00:44:36,675 --> 00:44:40,176 -is Max is basically... -[man on TV] Ostracized 820 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:43,212 from the pride, the wounded aged male lion 821 00:44:43,381 --> 00:44:45,948 is forced to wander the savanna alone 822 00:44:46,217 --> 00:44:49,185 before he finds a quiet spot to lick his wounds 823 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,721 and eventually die a lonely, 824 00:44:51,723 --> 00:44:53,790 -painful death. -Oh, come on. 825 00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:55,458 But because of your own stupidity, 826 00:44:55,827 --> 00:44:57,393 the entire castle is now dead. 827 00:44:57,395 --> 00:44:59,862 That is all your fault. Do you understand me? 828 00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:01,864 -Your fault. -Hang him! 829 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:05,268 -Hang him! -Which is why he always smiles 830 00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:07,336 whenever he sees the color mauve. 831 00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:10,773 But that's Max, a warrior, a thinker 832 00:45:11,176 --> 00:45:13,409 and a world-class interior decorator. 833 00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:14,944 The question that has been asked, 834 00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:18,014 is do you think that Jerry got his powers stolen? 835 00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:20,316 -Or is Ray being paranoid? -No, I think they were stolen. 836 00:45:20,318 --> 00:45:21,451 Why? 837 00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:23,753 Well, as Einstein says, 838 00:45:23,755 --> 00:45:25,955 "The important thing is to not stop questioning." 839 00:45:25,957 --> 00:45:29,392 The curiosity has its own reason for existing. 840 00:45:29,394 --> 00:45:32,061 Ah, I see. You're just spouting bullshit, 841 00:45:32,197 --> 00:45:34,464 dropping names like Einstein 842 00:45:34,466 --> 00:45:36,866 to cover for Ray 'cause you're his sidekick. 843 00:45:36,868 --> 00:45:39,802 Partner. And damn right I'm backing him up. 844 00:45:39,804 --> 00:45:41,838 -It's called loyalty. -[Pendle] Ah. 845 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,841 [Madera] Hey, Ted, come on. Don't go. 846 00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:47,810 We haven't finished taking all your money off you yet. 847 00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:49,912 -[Pendle] Please, come on back. -[all laughing] 848 00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:53,116 [indistinct chatter] 849 00:46:02,427 --> 00:46:06,095 [whistling] 850 00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:14,871 [door creaking] 851 00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:23,045 -[whistling] -[growling] 852 00:46:26,985 --> 00:46:28,985 [inhales] 853 00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:31,387 Hello? 854 00:46:33,825 --> 00:46:37,460 -[Flynn whistles] -[grunting] 855 00:46:42,834 --> 00:46:44,501 [button clicks] 856 00:46:44,502 --> 00:46:46,169 [Ted] "Federation Detention Center." 857 00:46:53,444 --> 00:46:55,111 "Release of prisoner"? 858 00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:57,313 What? 859 00:46:58,249 --> 00:47:00,149 "Ability to absorb." 860 00:47:02,554 --> 00:47:05,555 [whistling] 861 00:47:17,135 --> 00:47:20,269 [sniffles, exhales] 862 00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:25,308 [groans] Fair enough. 863 00:47:25,877 --> 00:47:28,277 You're saying that someone inside here 864 00:47:28,479 --> 00:47:31,180 has the power of absorption? 865 00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:32,381 I don't know. 866 00:47:32,383 --> 00:47:34,851 [Ray] Absorbing other people's superpowers? 867 00:47:34,853 --> 00:47:37,220 [Ted] I think so but I can't be sure. 868 00:47:37,222 --> 00:47:39,305 I had to get out of there. 869 00:47:39,306 --> 00:47:41,389 You mentioned a blueprint with some sort of device? 870 00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:42,558 -Pendle. -What? 871 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,595 -It was a private conversation. -Well, your voice carries. 872 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,264 Okay, they are guilty. 873 00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:52,001 First, I see Flynn driving the laundry van, 874 00:47:52,003 --> 00:47:53,903 late the night they take Jerry. 875 00:47:53,905 --> 00:47:55,271 [Windsor] He's a wonderful chap. 876 00:47:55,907 --> 00:47:58,441 Gave me blanket bath the other night. 877 00:47:58,443 --> 00:48:02,211 -Such sensitive hands. -I don't buy Flynn's a villain. 878 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:04,380 Well, neither do I. I mean, he could kill you 879 00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:07,416 -with kindness kumbayas. -[Pendle] Yeah, damn right. 880 00:48:07,418 --> 00:48:09,352 He's more like a Dudley goddamn Do-Right 881 00:48:09,354 --> 00:48:12,922 -than a criminal mastermind. -Yeah, but, you know who isn't? 882 00:48:15,093 --> 00:48:16,109 Brian. 883 00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:17,126 And I saw him in the lobby the other day, 884 00:48:17,128 --> 00:48:19,996 handing Flynn, something, probably cash. 885 00:48:19,998 --> 00:48:22,632 -Where is Brian, anyway? -[Alicia] Morning, everyone. 886 00:48:22,634 --> 00:48:24,567 Good news, Raymond, your son's here. 887 00:48:26,304 --> 00:48:28,371 Nope, bad news, Alicia. 888 00:48:29,374 --> 00:48:31,540 -We're on to you. -[indistinct chatter] 889 00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:33,276 You're not only downwardly managing 890 00:48:33,278 --> 00:48:34,310 people's powers, 891 00:48:34,312 --> 00:48:37,947 -you're absorbing them. -Goodness, me! Really? 892 00:48:37,949 --> 00:48:39,015 -Yes. -Why? 893 00:48:39,017 --> 00:48:41,150 I-- I don't know but I-- 894 00:48:41,152 --> 00:48:43,552 I know that Brian's definitely involved, right, Ted? 895 00:48:44,689 --> 00:48:47,423 Well, you're kind of putting me on the spot here. 896 00:48:48,493 --> 00:48:49,659 Maybe. 897 00:48:49,661 --> 00:48:53,029 So, I'm absorbing all your powers and giving them 898 00:48:53,031 --> 00:48:54,297 to Brian, am I? 899 00:48:54,299 --> 00:48:56,232 Or some kids in the town, we're not sure. 900 00:48:56,234 --> 00:48:59,702 And there are-- are blueprints for a secret machine. 901 00:48:59,704 --> 00:49:01,671 Well, we don't know if it's a secret machine, 902 00:49:01,673 --> 00:49:03,122 exactly. 903 00:49:03,123 --> 00:49:04,572 Just so I got this clear in my head. 904 00:49:04,575 --> 00:49:07,443 Brian and I are taking all your powers 905 00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:10,546 and giving them to some kids in the town? 906 00:49:10,548 --> 00:49:13,316 -[Ray] Hmm. -[Madera] I have to admit it sounds less convincing 907 00:49:13,318 --> 00:49:16,118 -when you hear it out loud. -And there's a machine, 908 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,621 -which may or may not be secret. -Damn right. 909 00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:20,423 And remind me, why am I doing all this? 910 00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:22,124 -You tell me. -Right, well, 911 00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:23,492 let me have a think and get back to you. 912 00:49:23,695 --> 00:49:26,729 In the meantime, Raymond, can I just say that, 913 00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:30,466 I'm hearing a lot of anger and frustration from you 914 00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:32,702 and I think you're bottling it up inside, 915 00:49:32,704 --> 00:49:36,272 and I just want you to know that I'm here for you 916 00:49:36,274 --> 00:49:37,673 -whenever you want to talk. -[Ray] Oh. 917 00:49:37,675 --> 00:49:40,710 Well, I do have two words for you right now. 918 00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:43,212 The first word begins with "F" 919 00:49:43,214 --> 00:49:46,415 and the second one ends with "uck off"! 920 00:49:46,417 --> 00:49:48,451 Again, lot of anger. 921 00:49:48,619 --> 00:49:51,020 Meantime, you're son's still waiting 922 00:49:51,022 --> 00:49:53,723 -in the visitors room. Boop. -[Pendle laughs] 923 00:49:53,725 --> 00:49:57,193 -[sighs] -Mike, I'm telling you, 924 00:49:57,528 --> 00:49:59,328 they're stealing our powers. 925 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,063 -They're absorbing them. -[Michael] Yeah, Dad, 926 00:50:01,065 --> 00:50:02,498 can I talk to you about something 927 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,766 that actually happened? 928 00:50:04,268 --> 00:50:06,335 What? You think I'm going senile? 929 00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:09,205 -I'm dementia-ridden? -I didn't get the job, Dad. 930 00:50:10,041 --> 00:50:11,324 You're kidding. 931 00:50:11,325 --> 00:50:12,608 Nope, they gave it to an Irish guy. 932 00:50:12,777 --> 00:50:15,311 Oh, those racists, sons of bitches! 933 00:50:15,313 --> 00:50:16,746 Dad, we're in Ireland. 934 00:50:18,249 --> 00:50:20,416 Can we-- You're gonna get another job here, right? 935 00:50:20,418 --> 00:50:21,717 Not as an American. 936 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,652 Yeah, I can't move the whole family over here 937 00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:25,121 if I don't have a job. 938 00:50:28,126 --> 00:50:30,159 So, that's it? That's it. 939 00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:32,728 Occasional visits every couple of years. 940 00:50:32,730 --> 00:50:35,197 Well, fair enough. I guess I wasn't around much either 941 00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:37,199 -when you were a kid. -Don't give me the lone wolf 942 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:38,601 cape crusader bullshit. 943 00:50:38,736 --> 00:50:40,536 And all this conspiracy stuff, 944 00:50:40,671 --> 00:50:41,804 it's gotta stop. 945 00:50:41,806 --> 00:50:44,473 I mean, what do you need your powers for now anyway, 946 00:50:44,475 --> 00:50:46,375 to beat up a bunch of local kids? 947 00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:49,111 All I want you to do is put your feet up 948 00:50:49,113 --> 00:50:51,680 and enjoy your retirement in this beautiful country, 949 00:50:51,682 --> 00:50:55,117 this beautiful house, with all your old friends. 950 00:50:57,622 --> 00:51:00,156 [sighs] 951 00:51:01,159 --> 00:51:02,258 Yup. 952 00:51:08,433 --> 00:51:09,498 It's gone. 953 00:51:10,068 --> 00:51:11,534 All the evidence is gone. 954 00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:13,836 -What are you talking about? -I just snuck back 955 00:51:13,838 --> 00:51:15,604 into the administration office 956 00:51:15,606 --> 00:51:17,606 and all that stuff I saw about absorption, 957 00:51:17,608 --> 00:51:19,108 it's disappeared. 958 00:51:19,277 --> 00:51:21,510 So, the stuff you weren't entirely sure 959 00:51:21,512 --> 00:51:24,647 about before, now you have no evidence of it, 960 00:51:24,649 --> 00:51:26,382 -whatsoever. -Just think about it, will you? 961 00:51:26,384 --> 00:51:28,684 If these people have nothing to hide, 962 00:51:28,686 --> 00:51:30,719 then why has someone just hidden it? 963 00:51:31,155 --> 00:51:34,323 [Brian] Cheer up, people. Who died? [laughing] 964 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:37,326 Brian late for lunch? 965 00:51:37,528 --> 00:51:39,395 Crazy big bowel movement. 966 00:51:40,531 --> 00:51:42,665 -Now moving right along. -[Brian grunts] 967 00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:45,201 Max says he saw you giving money to Flynn. 968 00:51:45,203 --> 00:51:47,436 Are you trading in stolen superpowers? 969 00:51:47,872 --> 00:51:49,538 I don't know what you're talking about. 970 00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:51,307 Ugh, so you didn't give Flynn money? 971 00:51:51,309 --> 00:51:52,608 Yes, uh... 972 00:51:53,578 --> 00:51:55,411 -gambling debt. -No, no, no, 973 00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:57,580 that mama's boy, he does not gamble. 974 00:51:57,582 --> 00:52:00,149 If it wasn't a gambling debt, Brian, what was it? 975 00:52:01,853 --> 00:52:03,452 I'd rather not say. 976 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,387 So, you are stealing superpowers. 977 00:52:05,389 --> 00:52:07,556 No! When Brian commit crime, 978 00:52:07,692 --> 00:52:10,226 -he'll not do it in the shadows. -He does appear, however, 979 00:52:10,228 --> 00:52:11,427 to do it in the third person. 980 00:52:11,429 --> 00:52:14,463 -The truth, Brian, now. -You threaten Brian? 981 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:17,266 -Sorry, me? -Spit it out, Brian. 982 00:52:17,268 --> 00:52:19,668 Why were you paying off Flynn? 983 00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:23,906 Fine. It's Viagra. 984 00:52:24,242 --> 00:52:27,309 Yes, a big joke, laugh. Brian get a floppy cock. 985 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:29,912 But Viagra make him rock hard like a submarine. 986 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:31,680 [Alicia] Through there is the day lounge. 987 00:52:31,682 --> 00:52:34,250 And Flynn is a good man. He tried to help me. 988 00:52:34,252 --> 00:52:36,785 He sold stolen powers to those kids. 989 00:52:36,787 --> 00:52:38,787 Sorry, could you just excuse me one second? 990 00:52:38,789 --> 00:52:41,423 [woman] Oh sure, no problem. Let's just go... 991 00:52:41,425 --> 00:52:44,627 Hey, Madera, Brian take a pill this morning, 992 00:52:44,629 --> 00:52:47,429 you wanna play Hunt for Red October? 993 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,050 No. 994 00:52:51,051 --> 00:52:52,501 I wanna find out what's going on here. 995 00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:54,637 -Let's go find Flynn. -[Pendle] Let's see what we can find 996 00:52:54,639 --> 00:52:57,306 on the security monitors besides Griffin's drool. 997 00:53:05,950 --> 00:53:08,651 [groans] 998 00:53:21,299 --> 00:53:23,632 [knocking on door] 999 00:53:24,202 --> 00:53:26,936 -Yeah. -[door opens] 1000 00:53:28,339 --> 00:53:29,672 -Flynn? -Hey, Ray. 1001 00:53:29,907 --> 00:53:31,640 Ready for the old procedure? 1002 00:53:34,278 --> 00:53:36,645 Sure. Downwardly manage away. 1003 00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:44,486 -In the clinic, right? -Yeah. Yeah. 1004 00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:49,892 Something like that. [whistles] 1005 00:53:51,662 --> 00:53:53,596 -[Pendle] Griffin? -[Griffin singing] 1006 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:57,600 -Griffin? -[Griffin sings] 1007 00:53:57,835 --> 00:53:59,768 [Griffin] � And say goodbye � 1008 00:54:00,371 --> 00:54:01,337 Griffin? 1009 00:54:02,373 --> 00:54:03,639 What the hell? 1010 00:54:06,244 --> 00:54:07,743 [Griffin] Hi. 1011 00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:10,512 I'm really high. 1012 00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:11,747 [Pendle] Hey, Griffin, come down. 1013 00:54:12,583 --> 00:54:14,850 -Come on, Griff. -[sniffles, groans] 1014 00:54:15,953 --> 00:54:18,520 Hey, wake up. Wake up now. 1015 00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:20,289 I'm the man. 1016 00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:24,393 Wow. My man. 1017 00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:26,428 Am I dreaming you? 1018 00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:29,431 How are you doing that? 1019 00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:32,434 Does what it says on the tin. 1020 00:54:32,737 --> 00:54:34,703 Griffin, where did you get this? 1021 00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:37,573 I got it from the kids at the youth club, yeah. 1022 00:54:37,575 --> 00:54:40,809 Someone is trying to sell our superpowers 1023 00:54:40,811 --> 00:54:42,311 like drugs. 1024 00:54:42,947 --> 00:54:45,514 I'm flat out Lionel Richie. 1025 00:54:45,716 --> 00:54:47,283 -What? -I'm dancing 1026 00:54:47,285 --> 00:54:49,418 on the fucking ceiling, man. 1027 00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:51,137 -True fact... -Mm-hmm. 1028 00:54:51,138 --> 00:54:52,588 ...the video for "Dancing on the Ceiling" 1029 00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:54,323 was actually filmed on three sets, 1030 00:54:54,325 --> 00:54:56,692 one, right side up, one, upside down, 1031 00:54:56,694 --> 00:54:59,962 and the other on a device known as a rotating gimbal. 1032 00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:02,364 Oh, is there any way you can extract those powers to keep 1033 00:55:02,366 --> 00:55:03,599 from boring the shit out of me? 1034 00:55:03,601 --> 00:55:06,702 [Windsor] Hey, Ray's got a wheelchair, too. 1035 00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:09,071 Oh. 1036 00:55:10,041 --> 00:55:12,574 Hey, we gotta help him, fast. 1037 00:55:13,077 --> 00:55:16,345 -Pendle. -[Pendle] Okay. [grunts] 1038 00:55:16,347 --> 00:55:18,380 Come on, Pendle. 1039 00:55:18,382 --> 00:55:21,350 Oh, Raymond, I'm really glad you've seen sense 1040 00:55:21,352 --> 00:55:23,319 about the whole downwardly managing thing. 1041 00:55:23,321 --> 00:55:24,553 [Ray] I'm ready, Alicia. 1042 00:55:24,555 --> 00:55:27,623 I'm really ready to start enjoying my retirement. 1043 00:55:27,892 --> 00:55:30,993 You know, it's like you said, I've got all this anger 1044 00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:32,795 bottled up inside and... 1045 00:55:33,798 --> 00:55:35,764 -and I don't talk to anybody. -Yeah, that's fantastic, 1046 00:55:35,766 --> 00:55:37,966 Raymond, can I just borrow Flynn for a second? 1047 00:55:38,769 --> 00:55:41,470 It all stems back to my dad. 1048 00:55:41,472 --> 00:55:43,072 Flynn, what the hell have you been doing? 1049 00:55:43,074 --> 00:55:44,773 I brought you here because you could help me 1050 00:55:44,775 --> 00:55:46,575 absorb superpowers, not flaunt them 1051 00:55:46,577 --> 00:55:48,677 to the inbred teenagers in the town. 1052 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,913 Do you have any idea how many strings I had to pull 1053 00:55:50,915 --> 00:55:53,615 with the federation to get you out of prison and this is how you repay me? 1054 00:55:53,617 --> 00:55:55,784 ...cut the toast into triangles... 1055 00:55:55,786 --> 00:55:57,920 I just wanted to make a bit of extra coin on the side, 1056 00:55:57,922 --> 00:55:59,388 -you know? -A bit of extra coin? 1057 00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:01,523 You gave them Jerry's superpowers, you idiot. 1058 00:56:01,525 --> 00:56:02,591 Only a tiny dose. 1059 00:56:02,593 --> 00:56:04,844 It's so small, it wears off after a couple of minutes. 1060 00:56:04,845 --> 00:56:07,096 If you must know, I cut it with a can of Dr. Pepper. 1061 00:56:07,098 --> 00:56:09,031 ...just eat the eggs, Ray-Ray. 1062 00:56:10,434 --> 00:56:12,134 I need you to go to town... 1063 00:56:13,404 --> 00:56:15,871 pull your finger out from wherever it is jammed 1064 00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:18,440 and stop this whole plan from unraveling. 1065 00:56:19,610 --> 00:56:21,810 ...fried, poached, sunny side up, 1066 00:56:21,946 --> 00:56:23,879 all of 'em, like knives to my heart. 1067 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:25,647 What the fuck you talking about, man? 1068 00:56:25,649 --> 00:56:26,915 [Alicia] I own you, Flynn, 1069 00:56:27,451 --> 00:56:29,752 don't ever forget that. 1070 00:56:31,389 --> 00:56:34,656 -[Pendle] I got you, Raymundo. -Now, Raymond, where were we? 1071 00:56:39,530 --> 00:56:40,696 [Madera] Step on it, damn it. 1072 00:56:42,133 --> 00:56:43,832 Oh, Ray. Thank God. 1073 00:56:43,834 --> 00:56:46,802 I just wanna say, I know that we all doubted you but-- 1074 00:56:46,804 --> 00:56:48,103 Hey, it's Flynn. 1075 00:56:51,842 --> 00:56:53,142 We gotta get after him. 1076 00:56:53,144 --> 00:56:55,677 Hey, weren't we halfway through an apology here? 1077 00:56:55,679 --> 00:56:56,645 [Ted] Listen... 1078 00:56:57,081 --> 00:56:58,447 good luck, guys. 1079 00:56:58,849 --> 00:57:01,550 -Wait, you're not coming, Ted? -No, uh... 1080 00:57:02,486 --> 00:57:04,186 my sidekick days are done. 1081 00:57:04,188 --> 00:57:06,588 -Oh. -Come on, Ted. 1082 00:57:07,024 --> 00:57:09,124 I mean, we're on the trail of bad guys here. 1083 00:57:09,126 --> 00:57:10,826 The clock's ticking. 1084 00:57:10,828 --> 00:57:12,561 What the hell is wrong with you? 1085 00:57:12,563 --> 00:57:14,963 Cancer. It's aggressive. 1086 00:57:15,633 --> 00:57:18,066 I got a couple of months, if I'm lucky. 1087 00:57:18,836 --> 00:57:20,569 -[Madera] Shit. -Yeah. 1088 00:57:20,905 --> 00:57:23,872 -Fuck. -Oh, my giddy aunt. 1089 00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:27,609 -Jesus, Ted, I'm so sorry. -Yeah. 1090 00:57:28,212 --> 00:57:29,478 [Ray] Damn it. 1091 00:57:31,715 --> 00:57:33,682 Well, I guess it's a fact that, 1092 00:57:34,218 --> 00:57:35,918 we're all on our way out. 1093 00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:39,555 And we're all getting that superpower 1094 00:57:39,557 --> 00:57:41,857 that all people get facing old age, 1095 00:57:42,526 --> 00:57:43,792 invisibility. 1096 00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:46,795 Where people look right through you... 1097 00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:49,531 then they see nothing. 1098 00:57:51,502 --> 00:57:52,634 But I ain't nothing... 1099 00:57:53,704 --> 00:57:54,903 and you ain't nothing. 1100 00:57:56,774 --> 00:57:58,941 I need you, Ted, I do. 1101 00:58:04,515 --> 00:58:06,014 -So, what are we waiting for? -[Pendle] Yeah. 1102 00:58:06,016 --> 00:58:07,549 -Yeah. -All right. 1103 00:58:07,551 --> 00:58:10,919 -Feel my Fist of Shimmy. -[indistinct chatter] 1104 00:58:11,655 --> 00:58:14,857 -[Pendle] Yeah! -[Ray] Feel my Fist... 1105 00:58:14,859 --> 00:58:16,191 This doesn't work unless you take your-- 1106 00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:17,626 -[Pendle] Wait a minute. -Each person 1107 00:58:17,628 --> 00:58:19,728 -does their own thing. -[Pendle] Look, then you go first, now. 1108 00:58:19,729 --> 00:58:21,829 -Bring the heat. -[Madera] No, no, no. 1109 00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:31,807 [Ray grunts] 1110 00:58:36,013 --> 00:58:37,145 [grunts] 1111 00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:48,991 [grunts] It's getting caught. 1112 00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:06,842 Justice is served. 1113 00:59:27,264 --> 00:59:28,664 [owl hooting] 1114 00:59:31,936 --> 00:59:33,001 [owl squealing] 1115 00:59:33,003 --> 00:59:37,940 Is it just me or is this place weirdly anti-owl? 1116 00:59:38,342 --> 00:59:40,709 [Madera groans] Let's get help. 1117 00:59:40,878 --> 00:59:42,311 [Gwyneth] Oh, that's a tricky piece. 1118 00:59:42,313 --> 00:59:45,247 [woman] Well, just turn it, you know, you just push it in, it'll... 1119 00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:48,951 -Are you God? -But he's black. 1120 00:59:48,953 --> 00:59:50,352 Oh, come on, Gwyneth. 1121 00:59:50,354 --> 00:59:52,588 Where is it written that God has to be white? 1122 00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:54,856 Well, I just meant to say and he's black. 1123 00:59:54,858 --> 00:59:56,692 Yeah, but honestly, why would you even bring up 1124 00:59:56,694 --> 00:59:59,861 -the color of the skin. -Ladies? Ladies? Ladies? 1125 01:00:00,197 --> 01:00:01,330 What you're doing now, 1126 01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:03,732 I need that. 1127 01:00:04,301 --> 01:00:05,601 [Ted] Bernard. 1128 01:00:07,037 --> 01:00:09,171 Bernard, we need your help. 1129 01:00:11,909 --> 01:00:14,743 Alter-man. 1130 01:00:14,745 --> 01:00:16,845 [Ted] Preferably with your pants on. 1131 01:00:21,352 --> 01:00:23,218 -Whoa. -[moaning] 1132 01:00:24,054 --> 01:00:26,188 -Brian. -Brian take Viagra. 1133 01:00:26,757 --> 01:00:28,991 He used to put Red October in dry dock. 1134 01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:30,993 [Dolores] Less of the dry, you cheeky bugger. 1135 01:00:30,995 --> 01:00:32,394 No, no, just expression. 1136 01:00:32,396 --> 01:00:34,763 -My beautiful, sexy, goddess. -Oh, come on, you guys, 1137 01:00:34,765 --> 01:00:36,765 we need you to help us get out of here. 1138 01:00:36,767 --> 01:00:38,667 -Time to suit up. -Absolutely. 1139 01:00:38,836 --> 01:00:41,036 -In six hours. -No, Brian, now. 1140 01:00:41,038 --> 01:00:44,006 You want me to put on tights before Viagra wears off? 1141 01:00:44,174 --> 01:00:45,173 It's not good look. 1142 01:00:45,175 --> 01:00:47,409 I want you to hack into their computers, 1143 01:00:47,411 --> 01:00:48,910 you're Russian, aren't you? 1144 01:00:48,912 --> 01:00:51,313 Oh, once I find cushion for lap. 1145 01:00:52,850 --> 01:00:56,218 [alarm blaring] 1146 01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:58,387 [man] Hey, come on. 1147 01:01:02,226 --> 01:01:05,293 Hey, is this a taser in a care home? 1148 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:14,870 -Alter-man. -[alarm blaring] 1149 01:01:25,883 --> 01:01:27,215 Windsor, you read. 1150 01:01:27,718 --> 01:01:30,452 Brian find Latin alphabet hurts his head. 1151 01:01:31,088 --> 01:01:34,189 -[Windsor sighs] -[computer beeps] 1152 01:01:34,992 --> 01:01:37,693 [Windsor] Deactivate security system. 1153 01:01:37,961 --> 01:01:39,895 Yes, no. 1154 01:01:40,230 --> 01:01:43,098 -[computer beeps] -Enter password. 1155 01:01:45,269 --> 01:01:47,903 [Griffin] What are you guys doing in my dream? 1156 01:01:48,872 --> 01:01:51,973 -[Brian] Hey. [mumbles] -[Griffin] Too aggressive. 1157 01:01:52,176 --> 01:01:55,010 You need to relax, man, yeah? 1158 01:01:55,012 --> 01:01:58,380 -[alarm blaring] -[over PA] Security violation. 1159 01:01:58,382 --> 01:01:59,832 Crap. 1160 01:01:59,833 --> 01:02:01,283 You have ten seconds to retreat. 1161 01:02:01,285 --> 01:02:02,884 -Shimmy? -Ten... 1162 01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:04,820 -[Ted] I can't take us all. -...nine... 1163 01:02:04,822 --> 01:02:05,854 Brian. 1164 01:02:07,157 --> 01:02:10,726 -[Griffin] I got this shit. -[computer beeps] 1165 01:02:11,328 --> 01:02:14,096 Come on. That's right, that's, that's... 1166 01:02:15,199 --> 01:02:16,298 Let's do it again. 1167 01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,800 Start again, everybody. 1168 01:02:18,936 --> 01:02:21,236 -Go, go, go, go. -Max! Max! 1169 01:02:22,506 --> 01:02:24,339 Jesus, this place isn't about keeping 1170 01:02:24,341 --> 01:02:26,408 the bad guys out, it's about keeping us in. 1171 01:02:28,312 --> 01:02:30,479 -[computer beeps] -[Brian] Time elapsed, man. 1172 01:02:31,281 --> 01:02:32,414 What time? 1173 01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:34,816 -[computer beeps] -[Brian] Son of thea bitch! 1174 01:02:34,818 --> 01:02:36,451 -[alarm blaring] -Griffin! 1175 01:02:37,221 --> 01:02:40,222 [grunting] 1176 01:02:41,525 --> 01:02:44,392 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 1177 01:02:47,531 --> 01:02:51,500 [coughs] 1178 01:02:51,835 --> 01:02:55,203 Forty a day for twenty years, guys. [coughs] 1179 01:02:55,506 --> 01:02:58,440 Bad lifestyle choices. [gasps] 1180 01:02:59,343 --> 01:03:02,010 -It's not holding. -Let's get out of here. 1181 01:03:02,012 --> 01:03:03,345 -Run! -[Ray] Run! 1182 01:03:03,347 --> 01:03:05,313 [man over speaker] Step away from the gate. 1183 01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:09,317 [Pendle] Hurry, Madera, hurry. 1184 01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:11,153 -[Ray] Are you okay? -[Madera] I'm okay. 1185 01:03:11,155 --> 01:03:13,005 -[Ray] Madera? -[Madera] I'm fine. 1186 01:03:13,006 --> 01:03:14,856 -We got to cross the moat. -[alarm blaring] 1187 01:03:15,192 --> 01:03:17,526 Oh, shit. The moat. 1188 01:03:17,861 --> 01:03:19,194 [woman] Alicia, can we have a word? 1189 01:03:19,196 --> 01:03:22,297 Yeah, we were thinking it'd be a really good idea if we could have a spelling bee. 1190 01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:23,431 Sorry, ladies, I can't, really. 1191 01:03:23,433 --> 01:03:25,267 No, no, a spelling bee's a great idea 'cause we're older 1192 01:03:25,268 --> 01:03:27,102 and we have to think about things 1193 01:03:27,104 --> 01:03:29,504 and we have to remember words and get numbers, you know... 1194 01:03:30,374 --> 01:03:32,908 [water bubbling] 1195 01:03:38,048 --> 01:03:39,548 That's pure peritoneum. 1196 01:03:40,117 --> 01:03:42,884 -Death for any superhero. -[Madera] Oh, boy. 1197 01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:44,853 [Dolores] All but one. 1198 01:03:45,989 --> 01:03:47,222 Dolores. 1199 01:03:48,859 --> 01:03:51,426 I'm not just a sex object, you know? 1200 01:03:52,563 --> 01:03:54,296 [Ray] Dolores, don't. 1201 01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:04,005 -By the forces of Promiscua. -[grunts] 1202 01:04:04,908 --> 01:04:06,508 Promiscua is a place. 1203 01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:15,350 [hums] 1204 01:04:23,126 --> 01:04:24,626 I don't even have a phone, so if it'd be-- 1205 01:04:24,628 --> 01:04:26,862 -It'd burn if I did, though. -It doesn't have to be 1206 01:04:26,864 --> 01:04:28,864 a spelling bee. We could play Texas Hold 'Em. 1207 01:04:28,866 --> 01:04:30,031 -[gasps] All in! -All in! 1208 01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:32,033 -Ladies, get out of my way. -Oh, oh, oh. 1209 01:04:32,035 --> 01:04:35,003 I was hoping for a spelling bee. I just shaved my legs. 1210 01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:38,607 -You be all right, Dolores? -Yes. 1211 01:04:39,142 --> 01:04:41,209 It does drain my sex drive, though. 1212 01:04:42,012 --> 01:04:44,479 I'm usually frigid from the waist down. 1213 01:04:46,116 --> 01:04:49,451 [pants] 1214 01:04:52,256 --> 01:04:53,455 What now? 1215 01:04:54,658 --> 01:04:55,657 Uber? 1216 01:04:57,427 --> 01:05:00,295 [man] Take the Thomond Bridge over the River Shannon. 1217 01:05:00,430 --> 01:05:04,065 Your boy is likely to be over the fuckin' Ganges. 1218 01:05:04,368 --> 01:05:06,601 He's on his Apple Maps on his iPhone 1219 01:05:06,603 --> 01:05:08,570 and he's insisting there's a motorway 1220 01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:10,138 between Cork and Limerick. 1221 01:05:10,307 --> 01:05:13,008 So, I says to him, "You are no fucking driver, 1222 01:05:13,010 --> 01:05:15,277 now, sit in the back, talking shite." 1223 01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:18,546 And he's like, "Shoulda got an Uber." And I'm like, "Uber." 1224 01:05:18,548 --> 01:05:21,283 -You're sitting on my cape. -[driver] Don't get me started on the license... 1225 01:05:21,285 --> 01:05:22,517 You're cramping my style. 1226 01:05:22,519 --> 01:05:24,386 [phone ringing] 1227 01:05:24,388 --> 01:05:26,021 -Flynn. -[Flynn] Hi, Alicia. 1228 01:05:26,023 --> 01:05:27,990 Listen, I shouldn't really be on the phone 1229 01:05:27,991 --> 01:05:29,958 -because I'm at the wheel, so... -I don't give a rat's arse. 1230 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,326 -Yup-- -[Alicia] Listen carefully. 1231 01:05:31,561 --> 01:05:34,229 Ray and his little pack of cronies have broken out. 1232 01:05:34,231 --> 01:05:36,364 So, we're bringing the plan forward to tonight. 1233 01:05:36,366 --> 01:05:38,466 Meet me at the lab as soon as you can, now. 1234 01:05:41,371 --> 01:05:44,039 -Can I cancel my order, please? -[man] What's that? 1235 01:05:44,675 --> 01:05:48,243 You say something? Sorry, I had me headphones in. 1236 01:05:54,251 --> 01:05:55,717 -Keep the change. -Oh. 1237 01:05:55,719 --> 01:05:56,985 -[groaning] -Good luck 1238 01:05:56,987 --> 01:05:58,203 with the clowning now. 1239 01:05:58,204 --> 01:05:59,420 You're sure to have the kiddies laugh 1240 01:05:59,423 --> 01:06:00,555 their little back sides off. 1241 01:06:03,961 --> 01:06:06,594 -Fuck! -[indistinct chatter] 1242 01:06:06,596 --> 01:06:09,497 [theme music playing] 1243 01:06:19,476 --> 01:06:23,511 -Evening, scumbags. -[all laughing] 1244 01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:27,449 You. 1245 01:06:28,285 --> 01:06:30,685 -[woman 1] Ooh. -[woman 2] Ooh. 1246 01:06:33,423 --> 01:06:35,690 Look, old man, you want everyone to see 1247 01:06:35,692 --> 01:06:37,559 you beaten senseless, huh? 1248 01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:39,227 Don't be stupid. 1249 01:06:39,229 --> 01:06:42,197 Take the freak show and you go back home to bed, yeah? 1250 01:06:42,399 --> 01:06:43,732 Before you get hurt. 1251 01:06:47,137 --> 01:06:49,604 I notice the eight ball is still remaining. 1252 01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,673 Now that's a tough hole to make. 1253 01:06:52,142 --> 01:06:56,044 You must have one hell of a shot up your sleeve to pull that off. 1254 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:57,178 How is that? 1255 01:06:57,180 --> 01:06:59,647 Because I've never seen anyone make that shot 1256 01:06:59,649 --> 01:07:02,283 with a cue stick stuck up their ass. 1257 01:07:02,285 --> 01:07:05,286 [all laughing] 1258 01:07:12,329 --> 01:07:16,231 [groans] 1259 01:07:27,477 --> 01:07:28,777 [material ripping] 1260 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:31,279 [screams] 1261 01:07:32,482 --> 01:07:38,053 -Ooh-wee. -[grunts, pants] 1262 01:07:46,129 --> 01:07:48,396 [Ray] Okay, everybody, let's just keep calm. 1263 01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:51,466 -[indistinct chatter] -[Ted] Ray. 1264 01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:57,705 [growling] 1265 01:08:03,146 --> 01:08:07,382 -Oh, you stinky old... -Hey... where did he go? 1266 01:08:08,318 --> 01:08:09,451 [grunts] 1267 01:08:11,321 --> 01:08:12,420 [Madera] Hey. 1268 01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:15,824 Some people would pay good money for this view, you know. 1269 01:08:15,826 --> 01:08:18,626 I wouldn't give you two euro, you skanky-- 1270 01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:21,463 Okay, one more time, 1271 01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:24,566 -where did you get this? -[grunts] 1272 01:08:25,735 --> 01:08:26,801 No. 1273 01:08:26,803 --> 01:08:29,304 I'm not saying nothing to no one about nothing. 1274 01:08:29,306 --> 01:08:30,805 Is anyone else completely lost 1275 01:08:30,807 --> 01:08:32,640 with all the double negatives there? 1276 01:08:32,809 --> 01:08:35,510 Let me try and get some sense from him. 1277 01:08:36,146 --> 01:08:38,279 [pants] Get away from me, you freaky bitch. 1278 01:08:38,782 --> 01:08:42,817 How about you spend some time on the naughty step 1279 01:08:42,819 --> 01:08:47,188 -in the negative dimension. -[screams] 1280 01:08:49,860 --> 01:08:52,227 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 1281 01:08:54,231 --> 01:08:56,131 [Madera] Now, let's try again. 1282 01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:59,400 Who gave you the vials and where are they now? 1283 01:09:00,904 --> 01:09:02,170 Flynn. 1284 01:09:03,140 --> 01:09:04,272 It was Flynn. 1285 01:09:04,674 --> 01:09:06,641 Dudley Do-Right son of a bitch. 1286 01:09:07,210 --> 01:09:08,343 [Ray] Where is he? 1287 01:09:08,745 --> 01:09:10,145 Knacker's yard. 1288 01:09:10,881 --> 01:09:12,647 He is gone to the knacker's yard. 1289 01:09:13,583 --> 01:09:15,250 Something big is happening tonight. 1290 01:09:20,223 --> 01:09:22,223 -[Ted] Take the curve slower. -[Pendle] Every time you hit 1291 01:09:22,225 --> 01:09:23,791 a bump, I'm like a 70s waterbed. 1292 01:09:23,793 --> 01:09:25,627 -[Ray] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -[Ted] He said left 1293 01:09:25,629 --> 01:09:27,963 -after the roundabout. -[Ray] What the fuck is a roundabout? 1294 01:09:27,964 --> 01:09:30,298 -[Ted] It's a system they use for traffic control. -[Madera] There, this left. 1295 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:31,499 [Ted] It's very efficient. 1296 01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:36,504 Wait, he said the knacker's yard was the second left. 1297 01:09:36,806 --> 01:09:39,407 -And this is the second left. -I thought he said right. 1298 01:09:40,577 --> 01:09:41,743 Ah, Jesus. 1299 01:09:48,251 --> 01:09:50,618 Hey, was it the first or second left? 1300 01:09:51,221 --> 01:09:53,388 Second left, the knacker's yard. 1301 01:09:53,390 --> 01:09:54,522 We're outside of Dunmanor. 1302 01:09:54,524 --> 01:09:56,724 Exactly, the knacker's yard. 1303 01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,394 Is that what you call an old folk's home, 1304 01:09:59,396 --> 01:10:00,762 -you son of a bitch? -Well... 1305 01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:03,264 yous are all knackered, ain't yous? 1306 01:10:07,270 --> 01:10:10,638 [door beeps] 1307 01:10:10,874 --> 01:10:12,574 Looks like a trap to me. 1308 01:10:14,277 --> 01:10:15,243 Fuck it. 1309 01:10:15,245 --> 01:10:17,879 We broke out, we may as well stroll right back in. 1310 01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:20,315 Hey, what about me? 1311 01:10:22,519 --> 01:10:23,518 [screams] 1312 01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,920 [boy] You're all fucking knackers. 1313 01:10:34,831 --> 01:10:38,866 [owl hooting] 1314 01:10:47,611 --> 01:10:49,310 Where is everybody? 1315 01:10:51,548 --> 01:10:53,281 [groaning] 1316 01:10:53,717 --> 01:10:55,316 Sounds coming from there. 1317 01:10:55,318 --> 01:10:57,452 -They're in the spa? -[Pendle] No, spa's in refurb. 1318 01:10:57,454 --> 01:10:59,554 -It's been closed for a week. -Madera] They've closed the spa? 1319 01:10:59,556 --> 01:11:00,755 -[Pendle] Yeah. -I didn't know that. 1320 01:11:00,757 --> 01:11:02,023 [Pendle] It's been in the newsletter. 1321 01:11:02,025 --> 01:11:04,692 -I've been trying to tell you. -All right, guys, listen up. 1322 01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:07,962 Whatever is beyond those doors, we have to hit them hard 1323 01:11:07,964 --> 01:11:09,597 and we have to hit them fast. 1324 01:11:10,433 --> 01:11:11,432 Ready? 1325 01:11:12,335 --> 01:11:15,403 Three, two, one. 1326 01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:18,339 Save your strength, honey. Mm-hmm. 1327 01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:20,642 [woman gasping] 1328 01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:28,383 [Ray] Okay, guys, whatever is beyond these doors, 1329 01:11:28,385 --> 01:11:29,484 -we need to-- -[Pendle] Ray, 1330 01:11:29,486 --> 01:11:31,753 -you said that before. -[door creaks] 1331 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:37,892 [Alicia] And look, the gang's all here. 1332 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,467 I don't think they're just getting a steam, do you? 1333 01:11:48,305 --> 01:11:50,004 Brian, Brian. 1334 01:11:50,974 --> 01:11:52,307 What happened? 1335 01:11:52,709 --> 01:11:54,609 There was a massive fight, 1336 01:11:54,611 --> 01:11:59,047 -Brian kicked a lot of assholes. -[Ray] Uh-huh. 1337 01:11:59,482 --> 01:12:01,949 [Alicia] We spiked his Earl Gray. 1338 01:12:01,951 --> 01:12:03,785 Same with the rest of the old farts. 1339 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:05,920 I don't get the master plan, Alicia. 1340 01:12:06,423 --> 01:12:07,555 I do. 1341 01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:10,992 It's Flynn. 1342 01:12:10,993 --> 01:12:12,493 The absorbing former super jailbird. 1343 01:12:12,629 --> 01:12:15,563 Yup, and I'm taking his power. 1344 01:12:15,765 --> 01:12:16,998 Cool device, eh? 1345 01:12:18,068 --> 01:12:19,434 All my own work. 1346 01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:22,737 You lying cow. I was downwardly managed, 1347 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:24,772 but you never said 1348 01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:26,808 you were taking my super cells. [gasps] 1349 01:12:26,810 --> 01:12:29,911 And five, four, 1350 01:12:29,913 --> 01:12:32,980 three, two, one. 1351 01:12:33,850 --> 01:12:35,583 [pants] 1352 01:12:35,819 --> 01:12:37,418 [nurse 1] This is getting way too heavy 1353 01:12:37,420 --> 01:12:38,987 for a sea horse contract. 1354 01:12:38,988 --> 01:12:40,555 -[nurse 2] Too fuckin' right. -[nurse 1] Let's go. 1355 01:12:40,557 --> 01:12:42,590 -[indistinct chatter] -[Alicia] Go, I don't need you. 1356 01:12:42,592 --> 01:12:43,791 I don't need any of you. 1357 01:12:43,927 --> 01:12:45,693 Now there's been a change of plan. 1358 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,061 Why, Alicia? 1359 01:12:47,063 --> 01:12:48,763 [Alicia] The problem with all you superheroes 1360 01:12:48,765 --> 01:12:52,100 is the wrong sorts always ended up with the powers. 1361 01:12:52,602 --> 01:12:53,868 Just look at you all. 1362 01:12:54,037 --> 01:12:57,438 No one would miss a few old people's powers. 1363 01:12:57,841 --> 01:13:02,009 I'm going to create a perfect super-being. 1364 01:13:02,512 --> 01:13:05,580 I'm going to add all your power cells 1365 01:13:05,782 --> 01:13:07,715 to my youthful eggs, 1366 01:13:08,118 --> 01:13:12,787 to mother the one that will defeat all others. 1367 01:13:13,390 --> 01:13:15,990 You are gonna create this super-being and kill 1368 01:13:15,992 --> 01:13:16,991 all these good folks? 1369 01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:19,761 -Like Jerry, huh? -Jerry was a mistake. 1370 01:13:20,530 --> 01:13:22,764 But now I've perfected the process, 1371 01:13:22,766 --> 01:13:25,166 so these people won't die. Not that they deserve to live. 1372 01:13:25,502 --> 01:13:29,771 I'm so sick of all you tormented superheroes 1373 01:13:29,773 --> 01:13:32,073 with all your darkness and your demons 1374 01:13:32,075 --> 01:13:33,975 and there's so fucking many of you. 1375 01:13:34,611 --> 01:13:36,677 Captain this, Super that, 1376 01:13:36,679 --> 01:13:40,581 Doctor who-gives-a-shit. Hello, it's a crowded market. 1377 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:44,419 All the world needs is one superhero. 1378 01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:46,888 Preferably one Maximum Justice, 1379 01:13:46,890 --> 01:13:49,023 who isn't going to knock over a building 1380 01:13:49,025 --> 01:13:50,758 that killed my parents. 1381 01:13:51,861 --> 01:13:54,095 Your parents were in the Tower Block 1382 01:13:54,097 --> 01:13:56,564 -that fell in Brussels? -No. 1383 01:13:56,699 --> 01:13:58,833 Well, not the skyscraper in Tokyo? 1384 01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:00,134 Guess again. 1385 01:14:01,971 --> 01:14:04,639 The tenement building in New York City 1386 01:14:04,641 --> 01:14:08,576 that collapsed when I captured Dr. Left Eye. 1387 01:14:11,147 --> 01:14:13,080 -Sorry, I... -Too late, Ray. 1388 01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:16,184 -You're all about to join them. -[Madera] Alicia. 1389 01:14:21,090 --> 01:14:23,791 [grunts] 1390 01:14:26,563 --> 01:14:29,931 [grunting] 1391 01:14:43,112 --> 01:14:44,111 Ted? 1392 01:14:47,851 --> 01:14:51,752 Sorry, I kind of stole his powers and unfortunately, 1393 01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:52,854 -his smell. -Ugh. 1394 01:14:52,856 --> 01:14:56,224 Well, it's time to wake up and smell the justice. 1395 01:14:58,127 --> 01:15:00,094 [grunts] 1396 01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:12,006 No. 1397 01:15:13,877 --> 01:15:15,009 [Madera] Stop. 1398 01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:21,182 Get up, Ray. 1399 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:22,984 Get up. 1400 01:15:27,957 --> 01:15:31,926 [screams] 1401 01:15:31,928 --> 01:15:36,931 Ow, ow, oh! Ugh! Ugh! 1402 01:15:38,167 --> 01:15:40,268 -Bitch. -[Alicia] No, you're a bitch. 1403 01:15:40,270 --> 01:15:43,971 [Madera] That was my hip, bitch. [grunts] 1404 01:15:45,742 --> 01:15:48,209 My elbow. Ow, my tits. 1405 01:15:51,681 --> 01:15:54,148 -[grunts] -[Alicia] Now, Madera, I'm-- 1406 01:15:54,150 --> 01:15:56,150 [Ray] Alicia, you look tired. 1407 01:15:56,619 --> 01:15:57,919 Why don't you take a seat? 1408 01:16:00,790 --> 01:16:02,890 [Alicia] Don't waste your breath, old man. 1409 01:16:04,327 --> 01:16:07,161 I'll absorb your very soul. 1410 01:16:07,297 --> 01:16:09,063 No. 1411 01:16:28,985 --> 01:16:32,720 Let go, Ray. Hmm, easy now. 1412 01:16:34,324 --> 01:16:35,356 Give it up. 1413 01:16:35,358 --> 01:16:38,192 He ain't giving up nothing to nobody, sister. 1414 01:16:38,695 --> 01:16:40,261 Oh, it's the other one. 1415 01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:41,828 Thunder Thighs, Black Lace, whatever. 1416 01:16:41,831 --> 01:16:44,732 The name is Total Thunder. 1417 01:16:45,168 --> 01:16:47,068 And I'm gonna put you under. 1418 01:16:48,304 --> 01:16:50,905 Put you under, what is that, an anesthetic thing? 1419 01:16:51,207 --> 01:16:54,308 -Oh, it's when you bury... -Well, if it needs explaining. 1420 01:16:54,310 --> 01:16:55,810 Oh, fuck you all. 1421 01:16:55,945 --> 01:16:59,847 [whirs] Ow, I think I pulled something. 1422 01:16:59,849 --> 01:17:03,184 -[laughs] -[Pendle] Enough of this shit. 1423 01:17:03,186 --> 01:17:04,385 [grunts] 1424 01:17:05,388 --> 01:17:06,921 You can't make a blunder 1425 01:17:06,923 --> 01:17:09,323 when you mess with Total Thunder. 1426 01:17:10,393 --> 01:17:12,093 -Is that better now? -Eh. 1427 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:20,701 Bingo. 1428 01:17:21,871 --> 01:17:23,771 We're not here to play games, Alicia. 1429 01:17:24,073 --> 01:17:26,407 My powers have gone, Ray. She's taken them. 1430 01:17:28,111 --> 01:17:29,276 I've got you. 1431 01:17:30,013 --> 01:17:31,646 No, I won't let her get away with this. 1432 01:17:31,648 --> 01:17:32,713 Okay, Ray. 1433 01:17:33,216 --> 01:17:35,950 Time to... No. 1434 01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:37,818 I peaked with "bingo". 1435 01:17:40,723 --> 01:17:42,256 [Ray grunts] 1436 01:17:45,695 --> 01:17:48,963 Now I have all your powers, you can take a seat. 1437 01:17:49,699 --> 01:17:50,798 [Ray pants] 1438 01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:56,404 Ooh, you're looking a little cold there, Ray-Ray. 1439 01:17:56,406 --> 01:17:58,039 Have a blankie. 1440 01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:01,375 -Ooh. -[Ray] Heaven, no. 1441 01:18:02,245 --> 01:18:08,182 How about a nice cup of tea? 1442 01:18:08,918 --> 01:18:12,153 [screams] 1443 01:18:12,422 --> 01:18:13,688 Now... 1444 01:18:14,223 --> 01:18:15,923 time to take out your teeth. 1445 01:18:16,392 --> 01:18:19,126 -[Ted] Alicia. -Ugh, please. 1446 01:18:20,730 --> 01:18:23,030 Ted, I took your powers. 1447 01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:24,699 What are you gonna do, bore me to death 1448 01:18:24,701 --> 01:18:25,766 with one of your anecdotes? 1449 01:18:25,768 --> 01:18:28,369 Oh, I don't need to bore you to death, Alicia. 1450 01:18:29,072 --> 01:18:32,373 You see, nobody can absorb all our powers and live. 1451 01:18:32,742 --> 01:18:33,974 What are you talking about? 1452 01:18:33,976 --> 01:18:38,012 The toxic cocktail is destroying you from within. 1453 01:18:40,450 --> 01:18:41,982 -[screams] -Oh. 1454 01:18:41,984 --> 01:18:43,250 I would go into details 1455 01:18:43,252 --> 01:18:45,419 but I don't think you'll last that long. 1456 01:18:45,822 --> 01:18:49,256 "Just think of that as one of life's little upsy-daisies." 1457 01:18:50,226 --> 01:18:52,993 [screams] 1458 01:18:54,897 --> 01:18:58,933 [belches] 1459 01:19:00,436 --> 01:19:04,171 -[laughs] -[Alicia grunts] 1460 01:19:08,411 --> 01:19:10,211 That sure ain't no river dance, baby. 1461 01:19:24,927 --> 01:19:27,962 -All right. -Going. Going. 1462 01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:33,834 Gone. [laughs] 1463 01:19:33,970 --> 01:19:35,169 Shit. 1464 01:19:35,772 --> 01:19:39,306 Cleaner to the game room. [laughs] 1465 01:19:41,844 --> 01:19:43,210 -[Ray] All right, though? -[Madera] Yeah. 1466 01:19:45,248 --> 01:19:46,213 [Ray] Well... 1467 01:19:48,017 --> 01:19:49,250 justice is served. 1468 01:19:50,486 --> 01:19:51,919 Christ. 1469 01:19:53,790 --> 01:19:55,790 Hang in there, buddy. We're gonna get you help. 1470 01:19:56,092 --> 01:19:58,492 -Okay? -[groans] 1471 01:19:59,428 --> 01:20:01,228 It's no good, Max. 1472 01:20:02,064 --> 01:20:03,197 I'm done. 1473 01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:05,065 No. 1474 01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:07,301 No, no. 1475 01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:09,804 No, goddamn it. Don't you go dying on me, partner. 1476 01:20:09,806 --> 01:20:11,839 That's right, we're partners. 1477 01:20:13,843 --> 01:20:16,577 I am so sorry that I treated you... 1478 01:20:17,513 --> 01:20:19,480 like just a sidekick, Ted. 1479 01:20:20,950 --> 01:20:22,183 You're the real hero. 1480 01:20:23,286 --> 01:20:24,485 You're my hero. 1481 01:20:24,987 --> 01:20:27,087 I love you, man. Come on. 1482 01:20:29,492 --> 01:20:32,426 I hate to bring up a point of logic, 1483 01:20:32,428 --> 01:20:37,431 but if Ted had cancer when his powers were absorbed, 1484 01:20:37,433 --> 01:20:39,600 the cancer would also have been sucked out, 1485 01:20:39,602 --> 01:20:44,071 so, wouldn't that mean that he's fine now? 1486 01:20:44,373 --> 01:20:46,407 -Hmm? -Good point. 1487 01:20:49,946 --> 01:20:52,213 -[laughs] -[Ray] Oh. 1488 01:20:52,215 --> 01:20:54,448 -[Ted] Howdy, partner. -[Ray] Oh, you ass. 1489 01:20:54,450 --> 01:20:56,851 [laughs] 1490 01:20:57,253 --> 01:20:59,620 [Dubliners tribute band playing "I'll Tell Me Ma"] 1491 01:21:00,022 --> 01:21:02,323 � Let the wind and the rain And the hail blow high � 1492 01:21:02,325 --> 01:21:04,191 � Snow come shovelin' From the sky � 1493 01:21:04,327 --> 01:21:06,193 � She's as sweet As apple pie � 1494 01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:08,262 � She'll get 'er own lad By and by � 1495 01:21:08,264 --> 01:21:10,064 � When she gets A lad of her own � 1496 01:21:10,066 --> 01:21:12,132 � She won't tell her ma When she goes home � 1497 01:21:12,134 --> 01:21:14,068 � Old Jenny Murphy Says she'll die � 1498 01:21:14,070 --> 01:21:16,203 � If she doesn't get the fellow With the roving eye � 1499 01:21:16,205 --> 01:21:18,105 -[man] Shimmy, Shimmy. -[woman] Moonlight, over here. 1500 01:21:18,107 --> 01:21:19,506 -[woman] Moonlight, now please. -[man] Maximum Justice. 1501 01:21:19,508 --> 01:21:21,141 -[woman] Moonlight, please. -[man] Maximum Justice. 1502 01:21:21,143 --> 01:21:22,943 How did you work out that the residents 1503 01:21:22,945 --> 01:21:24,078 were being robbed of their powers 1504 01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:26,180 -by the management? -Well... 1505 01:21:26,349 --> 01:21:28,282 [wind howling] 1506 01:21:29,085 --> 01:21:30,417 -[man] Celestro. -[indistinct chatter] 1507 01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:32,519 [Celestro] Checking in. 1508 01:21:32,521 --> 01:21:34,488 [woman] Celestro, please over here. 1509 01:21:34,657 --> 01:21:36,223 -Celestro... -[Celestro] Greetings. 1510 01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:37,491 [man] Celestro, what was your role 1511 01:21:37,493 --> 01:21:39,226 in the uncovering of this scandal? 1512 01:21:39,228 --> 01:21:40,995 Guys, guys, today's not about me. 1513 01:21:41,297 --> 01:21:44,265 I was just the guy Maximum Justice 1514 01:21:44,634 --> 01:21:47,268 came to for help and advice, 1515 01:21:47,270 --> 01:21:49,436 like, the modern world crime fighting 1516 01:21:49,438 --> 01:21:51,639 is literally light years away 1517 01:21:51,641 --> 01:21:53,340 from what these guys were used to. 1518 01:21:53,542 --> 01:21:56,543 So, I just want to impart a little bit of wisdom 1519 01:21:56,545 --> 01:21:58,646 to all these splendid folks. 1520 01:21:59,181 --> 01:22:01,649 Some "What would Celestro do" advice. 1521 01:22:01,651 --> 01:22:03,384 You guys should check out my website, like, 1522 01:22:03,386 --> 01:22:04,952 Celestro.com. 1523 01:22:05,688 --> 01:22:07,955 -Or what would... do... -[thudding] 1524 01:22:08,524 --> 01:22:11,525 ...Celes-- Celestro do dot... 1525 01:22:12,528 --> 01:22:14,528 -[thudding] -Celestro loves... 1526 01:22:14,997 --> 01:22:16,497 -[laughs] -[Celestro] Hey, testing. 1527 01:22:16,499 --> 01:22:17,665 Two, one, two. 1528 01:22:17,667 --> 01:22:19,967 -Hey, stick around... -Hey, you old dog. 1529 01:22:19,969 --> 01:22:22,202 -...technical snafu... -Well... 1530 01:22:22,204 --> 01:22:24,371 [indistinct chatter] 1531 01:22:24,373 --> 01:22:25,673 [man] Amateur, yeah. 1532 01:22:28,077 --> 01:22:29,610 [mumbles] 1533 01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:33,347 Anybody up for a game of KerPlunk? 1534 01:22:33,349 --> 01:22:36,350 -I'm going to kick your ass. -[Ray] In your dreams, Pendle. 1535 01:22:36,352 --> 01:22:38,585 [Madera] Oh, will the excitement ever end? 1536 01:22:38,721 --> 01:22:41,155 [upbeat music playing] 128182